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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,009 --> 00:02:43,166 Copyright from ecOtOne™ 2 00:02:43,176 --> 00:02:46,577 ♫ Yöu dwell in my heart. ♪ 3 00:02:46,646 --> 00:02:50,047 ♫ Whether its dusk or dawn. ♪ 4 00:02:50,317 --> 00:02:53,047 ♫ Whether in light or darkness. ♪ 5 00:02:53,119 --> 00:02:55,883 ♫ Yöu're always with me. ♪ 6 00:02:56,656 --> 00:02:59,682 lt was my mother's dying wish.. 7 00:03:00,327 --> 00:03:04,263 ..to take the entire 'Bhajan Mandli' group along with their family.. 8 00:03:04,698 --> 00:03:06,563 ..on a trip to Badrinath. 9 00:03:08,168 --> 00:03:09,601 Please do come. 10 00:03:10,737 --> 00:03:11,726 Of course. 11 00:03:12,105 --> 00:03:13,766 Please join us on the trip.. 12 00:03:14,441 --> 00:03:17,171 ..and pray for my mother's soul. 13 00:03:25,485 --> 00:03:29,046 Why do souls become restless after they die? 14 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,517 l mean, once yöu're dead it's the end of all problems. 15 00:03:32,592 --> 00:03:33,684 Why become restless? 16 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,125 That's not it. 17 00:03:37,097 --> 00:03:40,726 Suppose the deceased has a unfulfilled wish. 18 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:42,665 Then his son will fulfil it. 19 00:03:43,436 --> 00:03:44,835 Yöu won't go on the trip. 20 00:03:47,340 --> 00:03:48,329 Get that. 21 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:51,009 Her mother was in the hospital for two years. 22 00:03:51,111 --> 00:03:52,669 And he didn't even come take a look. 23 00:03:53,246 --> 00:03:55,009 He was making dollars in America. 24 00:03:55,549 --> 00:03:58,017 This charade is for the world. 25 00:03:58,785 --> 00:04:00,616 Not for his mother's soul. 26 00:04:01,688 --> 00:04:03,451 No need to look so depressed.. 27 00:04:03,657 --> 00:04:04,954 ..yöu won't get an off. 28 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:06,114 Get that. 29 00:04:14,701 --> 00:04:17,067 Just one idol left! 30 00:04:18,138 --> 00:04:19,696 By the way, where's the trip headed? 31 00:04:27,747 --> 00:04:29,738 l can't believe yöu're coming with us. 32 00:04:30,884 --> 00:04:32,442 The children are so happy. 33 00:04:34,821 --> 00:04:36,686 She thinks l'm going for beholding the Lord. 34 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:40,721 ♫ Krishna, Krishna, Hare, Hare. ♪ 35 00:04:40,794 --> 00:04:44,195 ♫Hare Rama, Hare Krishna ♪ 36 00:04:44,297 --> 00:04:47,994 ♫ Krishna, Krishna, Hare, Hare. ♪ 37 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,332 Where is he? 38 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:03,348 A dozen of pot bellied Ganesh idols. 39 00:05:03,416 --> 00:05:04,075 What! 40 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:06,118 And those 250 a peice Krishnas. 41 00:05:06,686 --> 00:05:08,745 Eight of those brawny Hanumans. 42 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:11,547 What are yöu saying? - And five of those 'Sherawali'. 43 00:05:11,658 --> 00:05:12,647 The lady sitting on the tiger. 44 00:05:14,327 --> 00:05:15,294 What's the total? 45 00:05:15,395 --> 00:05:17,192 Three dozen, sir. - Three dozen, right! 46 00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:19,928 Then, three Sai Babas bonus. - What? 47 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,727 They are in a big demand. 48 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:24,667 Send it to the white Volvo parked there. - Okay. 49 00:05:26,606 --> 00:05:27,937 Great, wine shop. 50 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:50,193 Hare Rama, Hare Krishna. 51 00:05:50,797 --> 00:05:51,821 What did yöu give him? 52 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:53,727 Give me too. 53 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:56,063 Funny people, they're distributing alcohol like holy water. 54 00:06:03,576 --> 00:06:04,668 What's that? 55 00:06:06,179 --> 00:06:07,271 What should l say? 56 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,879 Water of Ganges. - Yes, yes. 57 00:06:09,015 --> 00:06:10,073 Oh, give me some. 58 00:06:15,221 --> 00:06:16,347 Why is it so bitter? 59 00:06:16,489 --> 00:06:17,979 Because the Ganges is polluted. 60 00:06:18,224 --> 00:06:19,452 Oh! - Yes. 61 00:06:25,398 --> 00:06:28,561 ♫ Hare Rama, Hare Krishna. ♪ 62 00:06:28,868 --> 00:06:32,360 ♫Krishna, Krishna, Hare, Hare. ♪ - Mother. 63 00:06:32,472 --> 00:06:35,805 ♫Hare Rama, Hare Krishna. ♪ 64 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:39,436 ♫ Krishna, Krishna, Hare, Hare. ♪ 65 00:06:41,748 --> 00:06:43,613 Apologise. They were fasting. 66 00:06:46,386 --> 00:06:48,547 Hello. - We were fasting. 67 00:06:48,655 --> 00:06:50,088 And yöu gave us alcohol. 68 00:06:50,323 --> 00:06:51,950 Alcohol is permitted in fasts. 69 00:06:52,092 --> 00:06:54,185 lt's made from sugarcane. 70 00:06:54,728 --> 00:06:59,688 lt fills yöu with energy, and makes yöu lightheaded. 71 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,999 Rascal. Keep the phone down. - Yöu'll never learn. 72 00:07:03,136 --> 00:07:05,331 Abusing in the month of 'Shravan' (pious month). 73 00:07:05,805 --> 00:07:09,434 See. Truth sounds bitter than liquor. 74 00:07:09,709 --> 00:07:11,040 There's a limit to cracking jokes. 75 00:07:11,144 --> 00:07:12,133 Papa, please. 76 00:07:12,345 --> 00:07:15,314 What yöu did yesterday, is a sin in mummy's view. 77 00:07:15,515 --> 00:07:18,382 And mummy's fasting today to repent for it. 78 00:07:18,885 --> 00:07:20,147 l want to know. 79 00:07:20,887 --> 00:07:23,447 How can she repent for my sins by fasting? 80 00:07:24,591 --> 00:07:28,083 Sushila, it's like yöur phone's on charging.. 81 00:07:28,228 --> 00:07:29,718 ..and my battery's getting charged. 82 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:31,288 Like wi-fi? 83 00:07:32,365 --> 00:07:34,595 Chintu, careful. 84 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:35,656 Papa. 85 00:07:36,469 --> 00:07:37,527 Get down. 86 00:07:37,604 --> 00:07:39,595 Papa, we're practising. 87 00:07:39,773 --> 00:07:41,297 Today's 'Janmastami'. 88 00:07:41,407 --> 00:07:42,897 Yöu've yöur exams tomorrow. 89 00:07:43,009 --> 00:07:44,442 Who will write that? 90 00:07:45,078 --> 00:07:46,067 Get down! 91 00:07:46,179 --> 00:07:48,079 Why do yöu always stop for religious things? 92 00:07:48,748 --> 00:07:49,976 He'll be absolutely fine. 93 00:07:50,483 --> 00:07:52,007 My son's playing Govinda. 94 00:07:52,085 --> 00:07:55,213 My son won't become Govinda or Chunkey Pandey. 95 00:07:56,756 --> 00:07:58,053 He'll grow up to become a cricketer. 96 00:07:58,124 --> 00:07:59,352 Get down. Get down. 97 00:07:59,626 --> 00:08:00,650 Put me down. 98 00:08:06,099 --> 00:08:07,361 Mahadev. - Coming. 99 00:08:07,734 --> 00:08:09,634 Let's go. - Come soon. 100 00:08:09,836 --> 00:08:12,236 Listen. Remove the tag of Rs.250 from.. 101 00:08:12,338 --> 00:08:14,704 ..all the new idols that we bought 102 00:08:16,409 --> 00:08:19,469 Just watch how l sell them for 10-12 thousand. 103 00:08:20,747 --> 00:08:22,738 And keep one idol from each on display. 104 00:08:23,616 --> 00:08:24,640 Understand? - Yes. 105 00:08:26,019 --> 00:08:27,008 Come on. 106 00:08:29,656 --> 00:08:32,216 One and only one piece in the world. 107 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,821 This idol appeared from the ground.. 108 00:08:36,162 --> 00:08:38,653 ..when the temple at Badrinath was being built. 109 00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:40,431 What are yöu saying? 110 00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:44,299 A great sage from Dwarka set out for a journey on foot.. 111 00:08:44,838 --> 00:08:47,170 ..and that afternoon the sun was really scorching.. 112 00:08:47,407 --> 00:08:48,999 ..l gave him a jug of water to drink. 113 00:08:49,576 --> 00:08:52,636 He was so pleased. 114 00:08:53,213 --> 00:08:55,204 And gave me this idol. 115 00:08:55,782 --> 00:08:58,307 And this idol turned my luck around. 116 00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:00,783 l bought this, once a rented shop.. 117 00:09:00,854 --> 00:09:03,516 ..and a three room house in Bhooleshwar. 118 00:09:04,424 --> 00:09:05,413 With terrace. 119 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:07,057 With terrace. 120 00:09:07,193 --> 00:09:08,182 Amazing! 121 00:09:08,461 --> 00:09:11,191 Mr. Kanji, sell this idol to me. 122 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:15,057 l am in big trouble. 123 00:09:15,568 --> 00:09:19,004 l'll rot in hell if l even think of selling my Lord. 124 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:21,639 Sell the Lord? Look at what he's saying. 125 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:23,599 Mischievous... Lord. 126 00:09:25,278 --> 00:09:26,267 Listen carefully. 127 00:09:26,646 --> 00:09:28,079 Yöu can hear His flute. 128 00:09:28,681 --> 00:09:30,205 lt's time for him to play His flute. 129 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:31,612 What are yöu saying? - Try to hear with devotion. 130 00:09:31,684 --> 00:09:34,585 Listen. yöu can hear the echo of Gokul. 131 00:09:43,763 --> 00:09:44,752 Heard it? 132 00:09:44,964 --> 00:09:46,795 Can yöu hear? - Yes, yes. 133 00:09:46,866 --> 00:09:49,130 Now leave. - Sell this idol to me. 134 00:09:49,435 --> 00:09:50,367 Please, Mr. Kanji. 135 00:09:50,436 --> 00:09:52,563 l'll let this idol out of my sight.. 136 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:54,402 ..only when that special person arrives. 137 00:09:54,474 --> 00:09:55,839 The chosen one. 138 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:58,104 Who is that? 139 00:09:58,544 --> 00:10:01,411 The sage had said that A great devotee of Sai.. 140 00:10:01,481 --> 00:10:05,474 ..from Rajasthan will come for His ldol. 141 00:10:06,085 --> 00:10:07,746 That's amazing. - What? 142 00:10:07,854 --> 00:10:09,879 That's me. - No, no. 143 00:10:09,989 --> 00:10:11,217 Look, there's my car. 144 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:12,485 RJ, Rajasthan. 145 00:10:13,893 --> 00:10:15,952 And it also has an 'Om Sai' sticker. 146 00:10:16,296 --> 00:10:17,285 That's true. 147 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:18,897 What did yöu say yöur name was? 148 00:10:19,032 --> 00:10:21,398 Bhanwar Lal. - Bhanwar Lal? 149 00:10:22,368 --> 00:10:25,166 Mahadev...it's him? 150 00:10:25,838 --> 00:10:27,100 Who? - lt's him? 151 00:10:28,007 --> 00:10:30,703 What happened? - The sage had written yöur name himself. 152 00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:31,976 Look. 153 00:10:32,045 --> 00:10:33,410 Bhanwar Lal. 154 00:10:33,613 --> 00:10:36,707 l don't understand a word that's written here. 155 00:10:36,816 --> 00:10:38,078 lt's written in Madrasi. 156 00:10:38,351 --> 00:10:41,218 He was a Madrasi. Though he lived in Dwarka but, look.. 157 00:10:41,921 --> 00:10:43,286 Great. 158 00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:45,123 This idol now belongs to yöu. 159 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:46,853 Thank yöu. 160 00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:48,119 Great. 161 00:10:48,227 --> 00:10:50,024 Kanji Money? - Bhanwar Lal. 162 00:10:50,096 --> 00:10:51,927 Yöu only listen, but don't understand. 163 00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:54,459 l said l won't charge yöu for this idol.. 164 00:10:54,534 --> 00:10:56,866 ..but l will have to pay the sage. 165 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,435 Yes, of course. 166 00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:02,166 Here yöu go. 100 rupees. 167 00:11:02,842 --> 00:11:05,276 Only 100.. - Mahadev. Mahadev. 168 00:11:05,778 --> 00:11:08,212 This is a question of devotion. We cannot force anyone. 169 00:11:09,182 --> 00:11:10,979 Do yöu how much l had at that time? 170 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,278 Only 20 rupees. 171 00:11:12,452 --> 00:11:13,646 Only 20 rupees. Remember? 172 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,778 So do yöu know what l did? 173 00:11:14,854 --> 00:11:18,790 l was wearing a similar gold chain. And l gave that to him. 174 00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:20,886 lt's all about faith. 175 00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:22,393 Anything yöu give is less. 176 00:11:22,462 --> 00:11:23,827 Anything yöu give is less. 177 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:25,591 Wow. What a thought. 178 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:29,260 Notjust my gold chain, l will give up my gold ring too. 179 00:11:29,335 --> 00:11:31,064 That's it. 180 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:32,661 Here. Here yöu go. - Great, great. Discard yöur burden. 181 00:11:32,739 --> 00:11:34,331 Discard all yöur burden. 182 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,737 Great, great. 183 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:39,978 Glory to.. - Lord Krishna! 184 00:11:41,014 --> 00:11:42,003 Glory. 185 00:11:42,215 --> 00:11:43,307 Now, where will this idol emerge from? 186 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:46,112 From the holy land of Mathura, where else? 187 00:11:46,652 --> 00:11:50,247 Glory to Sri Kanji Lalji Mehta. 188 00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:52,154 Glory to yöu. 189 00:11:52,425 --> 00:11:54,655 As long as people believe in toys like this.. 190 00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:57,287 ..our business will prosper. 191 00:11:57,363 --> 00:12:00,799 Kanji. This is the God's idol, don't call it a toy. 192 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:05,029 The Lord is only a delusion. - Yes, let's go. 193 00:12:10,643 --> 00:12:12,042 lsn't that Chintu? 194 00:12:12,612 --> 00:12:13,601 Yes. 195 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,141 Yes, that's him. - Yes. 196 00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:19,776 Yes. He's dancing so well. Serpent dance. 197 00:12:19,852 --> 00:12:21,786 l'll put an end to all this. 198 00:12:22,088 --> 00:12:24,420 Shut down the shop and get the scooter. - Yes. 199 00:12:25,425 --> 00:12:27,825 Come on. Kanji. - Yes. 200 00:12:27,894 --> 00:12:29,521 Look after my shop for a month. 201 00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:30,994 Why? - l'm going on Haj. 202 00:12:31,297 --> 00:12:32,889 l suggest that yöu get yöur shop fixed.. 203 00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:34,193 ..rather than going on a Haj. 204 00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:35,393 God save me from devils. 205 00:12:35,468 --> 00:12:39,063 Yöur shop will come crashing down even if anyone sneezes. 206 00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:44,738 Let's go. - Coming. 207 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,480 Give them seeds worth rs.10. - Okay. 208 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,213 Come on, start it quickly. 209 00:12:53,719 --> 00:12:56,847 Glory to.. - Siddeshwar Maharaj. 210 00:12:57,223 --> 00:13:01,853 Let the 'Janmastami' festivities begin. 211 00:13:09,102 --> 00:13:10,967 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 212 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,570 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 213 00:13:23,649 --> 00:13:25,446 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 214 00:13:30,923 --> 00:13:32,720 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 215 00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:36,289 Yöu're so striking. 216 00:13:36,395 --> 00:13:38,124 lf yöu're fire, l am water. 217 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:40,893 lf yöu're the sky, we're the stars. 218 00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:43,597 Yöu're so striking. 219 00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:45,432 lf yöu're fire, l am water. 220 00:13:45,505 --> 00:13:48,531 lf yöu're the sky, we're the stars. 221 00:13:49,408 --> 00:13:51,137 Even if we've to lay down our lives. 222 00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:53,007 But we promise. 223 00:13:53,079 --> 00:13:55,877 We won't let yöu go. 224 00:14:01,787 --> 00:14:03,687 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 225 00:14:12,698 --> 00:14:14,495 Yöu're so striking. 226 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,261 lf yöu're fire, l am water. 227 00:14:16,369 --> 00:14:19,429 lf yöu're the sky, we're the stars. 228 00:14:19,672 --> 00:14:21,765 Yöu're so striking. 229 00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:23,604 lf yöu're fire, l am water. 230 00:14:23,676 --> 00:14:26,907 lf yöu're the sky, we're the stars. 231 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,275 Even if we've to lay down our lives. 232 00:14:29,382 --> 00:14:31,111 But we promise. 233 00:14:31,217 --> 00:14:34,983 We won't let yöu go. 234 00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:42,118 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 235 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,029 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 236 00:14:50,903 --> 00:14:52,666 11, 12, 13. The heat's rising. 237 00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:54,501 ln my body. 238 00:14:54,607 --> 00:14:56,199 11, 12, 13... 239 00:14:58,244 --> 00:14:59,939 11, 12, 13. The heat's rising. 240 00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:01,741 ln my body. 241 00:15:01,814 --> 00:15:02,644 Don't look now. 242 00:15:02,748 --> 00:15:05,376 My eyes are spitting fire. 243 00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:08,982 This sight looks so colourful. 244 00:15:09,388 --> 00:15:12,653 Yöu're so talked about, yöu're so unique. 245 00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:14,686 Even if we've to lay down our lives. 246 00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:16,557 ♫ But we promise. ♪ 247 00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:19,655 ♫ We won't let yöu go. ♪ 248 00:15:25,471 --> 00:15:27,234 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 249 00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:38,140 Just one more place left to visit. 250 00:15:39,585 --> 00:15:40,574 Mishra. 251 00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:43,118 Yöu call me from Kashi for a day.. 252 00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:44,883 ..and make me travel the entire day. 253 00:15:45,491 --> 00:15:47,789 lt's a small area. 254 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:49,885 Once yöu give them yöur blessings.. 255 00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,691 ..they'll cast their votes for me. 256 00:15:51,964 --> 00:15:55,263 Glory to.. - Siddeshwar Maharaj. 257 00:16:04,076 --> 00:16:05,771 ♫ What's this fervour? ♪ ♫ What's this obsession? ♪ 258 00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,642 ♫ What's this craze? ♪ 259 00:16:07,747 --> 00:16:09,476 ♫ What's this fervour? ♪ 260 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:11,274 ♫ Tell me. Tell me. ♪ 261 00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:13,079 ♫ What's this fervour? ♪ ♫ What's this obsession? ♪ 262 00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:14,812 ♫ What's this craze? ♪ 263 00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:18,582 ♫ What's this passion all around? ♪ 264 00:16:18,891 --> 00:16:22,292 ♫ We'll lose ourselves in yöurjoy. ♪ 265 00:16:22,495 --> 00:16:25,760 ♫ We'll lose ourselves in yöur devotion. ♪ 266 00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:27,894 ♫ Even if we've to lay down our lives. ♪ 267 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,524 ♫ But we promise. ♪ 268 00:16:29,735 --> 00:16:32,761 ♫ We won't let yöu go. ♪ 269 00:16:38,644 --> 00:16:40,441 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 270 00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:43,907 Look, Sonakshi Sinha. 271 00:16:44,016 --> 00:16:45,847 She is Rowdy, my Rathore's in the next alley. 272 00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:48,978 Let's go. Come on. - Yes. 273 00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:53,291 Break the pot. 274 00:16:57,196 --> 00:16:58,754 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 275 00:17:03,536 --> 00:17:05,060 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 276 00:17:05,338 --> 00:17:07,499 Begin with the festivities. 277 00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:11,501 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 278 00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:17,873 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 279 00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:24,586 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 280 00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:30,124 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 281 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:33,095 What's going on here. Move. 282 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,023 Get down. 283 00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:41,132 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 284 00:17:42,508 --> 00:17:44,100 Come here. - Yes, yes. 285 00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:46,940 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 286 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,280 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 287 00:17:53,452 --> 00:17:54,578 break it. Break it. 288 00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:56,387 Hear! Hear! Hear! Hear! 289 00:17:56,455 --> 00:17:59,151 Calm down! Calm down! 290 00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:01,584 lt's the Swami's orders. 291 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:02,649 Calm down! 292 00:18:03,095 --> 00:18:04,687 Calm down! Calm down! 293 00:18:05,431 --> 00:18:06,591 What orders? 294 00:18:07,566 --> 00:18:11,400 Sri Siddeshwar Maharaj has just said.. 295 00:18:12,037 --> 00:18:15,564 ..that Lord Krishna is very pleased.. 296 00:18:15,841 --> 00:18:18,071 ..to see the crowd that has gathered around.. 297 00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:19,974 ..for the 'Janmastami' festivities. 298 00:18:20,045 --> 00:18:25,005 And today He'll eat milk and butter from His devotees. 299 00:18:25,217 --> 00:18:28,243 Yes, he'll drink milk and eat butter. 300 00:18:28,521 --> 00:18:30,455 And Siddeshwar Maharaj also says that.. 301 00:18:30,556 --> 00:18:34,048 ..this auspicious opportunity will last only for an hour. 302 00:18:34,226 --> 00:18:35,784 Only one hour. 303 00:18:35,861 --> 00:18:38,591 So, yöur time begins now. 304 00:18:38,664 --> 00:18:40,632 Go. Go. - Who is that imposter? 305 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,797 Hello, hello, hello. 306 00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:44,160 Play. Play. 307 00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:47,303 Go ahead, feed Him. - What's wrong with the mic? 308 00:18:47,406 --> 00:18:48,805 See what's wrong? - What's wrong with the mic? 309 00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:50,569 Where's everyone going? 310 00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:51,905 Go, go. - No, wait. 311 00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:54,946 Where are yöu going? - Go. 312 00:18:57,016 --> 00:18:59,382 Play, play harder. - Wait everyone, wait. 313 00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:03,080 Even Siddeshwar Maharaj is asking yöu to go. 314 00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:06,823 Go, leave. - Wait. 315 00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:08,120 What have yöu done? 316 00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:11,652 No, papa. No. - Stupid fool, breaking pots during yöur exams. 317 00:19:13,032 --> 00:19:14,226 Stop it, stop it. 318 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,127 Go and feed Him butter. 319 00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:21,401 l won't spare yöu next time. 320 00:19:21,474 --> 00:19:22,668 Stop yöu fool! 321 00:19:23,676 --> 00:19:26,668 Yöu'll be punished for yöur unpardonable sin. 322 00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:30,015 He will punish yöu Himself. 323 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,212 Punish me? 324 00:19:33,953 --> 00:19:36,080 Don't try to scare me in the name of Lord. 325 00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,219 l'll see what He does to me. 326 00:19:43,429 --> 00:19:44,862 Go home, it's going to rain. 327 00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:46,124 Yöu'll get drenched. 328 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:52,536 lt's an earthquake. 329 00:19:54,106 --> 00:19:55,505 Swamiji Rain? 330 00:19:56,141 --> 00:19:57,130 Rain? 331 00:20:02,982 --> 00:20:04,313 My hand's paining. 332 00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:05,816 l won't be able to write my exam tomorrow. 333 00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:06,943 l'll slap yöu. 334 00:20:07,052 --> 00:20:09,111 l'll make yöu hold the pen in yöur mouth and write yöur paper. 335 00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,455 Yöu're scolding him. 336 00:20:11,524 --> 00:20:13,617 But what about yöu? - What did l do? 337 00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:14,815 What? 338 00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:17,320 The festivities were left incomplete. 339 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:18,924 Yöu've to admit that there's God. 340 00:20:19,031 --> 00:20:20,157 Yöu spread the rumour.. 341 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:21,563 ..and immediately there was an earthquake. 342 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,396 Remember. - What earthquake? 343 00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:25,701 Even the utensils didn't budge. 344 00:20:26,839 --> 00:20:27,828 Papa. 345 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:31,275 l think they took yöur announcement too seriously. 346 00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:35,308 This news just came in from parts of the country.. 347 00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:39,147 ..that the idol of Sri Krishna's eating butter. 348 00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:41,045 ls the Lord eating butter? - No. 349 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,216 Priest, offer the Lord some buttermilk. 350 00:20:44,356 --> 00:20:47,883 People are offering cheese, cottage-cheese.. 351 00:20:47,993 --> 00:20:50,359 ..butter, buttermilk to the idol of Krishna. - Oh, God! 352 00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:52,293 The rumour has spread so far. 353 00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:53,988 Please, eat it. 354 00:20:54,099 --> 00:20:56,124 This is low-cholesterol cheese. 355 00:20:56,335 --> 00:20:58,166 The Lord's so lucky. 356 00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:01,064 Look at the things He's getting. 357 00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:03,006 Earlier, people would keep it in a covered platter.. 358 00:21:03,075 --> 00:21:04,064 ..in front of Him. 359 00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:05,972 But now they're feeding Him. 360 00:21:06,712 --> 00:21:07,701 Let Him enjoy. 361 00:21:07,846 --> 00:21:09,313 lt's yöur fault. 362 00:21:11,216 --> 00:21:13,878 Mumbai just experienced a slight earthquake tremor.. 363 00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:16,513 ..of 3.5 Richter scale, which didn't cause.. 364 00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,850 ..any harm to life or property. 365 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,357 See. Heard that? 366 00:21:21,093 --> 00:21:24,028 But a shop in the flea market has collapsed.. 367 00:21:24,096 --> 00:21:25,495 ..which was closed at that time. 368 00:21:25,864 --> 00:21:28,230 Must be Mohammad's shop. 369 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,129 According to our sources.. 370 00:21:30,235 --> 00:21:33,932 ..the shop was registered to Mr. Kanji Lalji Mehta. 371 00:21:39,011 --> 00:21:40,444 lt's really surprising, because.. 372 00:21:40,546 --> 00:21:45,745 ..there are other old shops in this market which are still intact. 373 00:21:46,018 --> 00:21:49,852 But Kanji Lalji Mehta's shop has been completely destroyed. 374 00:21:50,222 --> 00:21:54,022 This is Shweta Tiwari, with cameraman Vaibhav Mishra, ABP News. 375 00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:56,988 Sister, switch on ABP News quickly. 376 00:21:57,363 --> 00:21:58,261 We saw. 377 00:21:58,330 --> 00:22:00,059 Brother-in-law's shop is gone. lt's collapsed. 378 00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:02,396 Pravin! - Calm down, father. 379 00:22:02,835 --> 00:22:04,666 No, sister. Come there with the children. 380 00:22:04,737 --> 00:22:06,932 l'm coming there with father and the others. - Yes. 381 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:07,971 Yes, we're coming. 382 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,064 We're coming. 383 00:22:12,311 --> 00:22:15,246 The idols of Gods have gone underneath. 384 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:29,150 The shop is completely ruined 385 00:22:29,728 --> 00:22:31,923 Doesn't seem like there was ever a shop here. 386 00:22:32,364 --> 00:22:33,422 What are yöu saying? 387 00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:35,658 We had goods worth 25 lakhs. 388 00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:38,302 And we'll have to pay the scrap dealer.. 389 00:22:38,404 --> 00:22:39,837 ..to have this cleared. 390 00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:41,028 Why pay? 391 00:22:41,473 --> 00:22:43,338 We'll give him one of the broken idols.. 392 00:22:43,409 --> 00:22:45,570 ..and say lt appeared from the ground in Amarnath. 393 00:22:45,711 --> 00:22:47,542 What are yöu saying, brother-in-law? 394 00:22:47,846 --> 00:22:49,313 Yöu'll soon be bankrupt. 395 00:22:49,481 --> 00:22:51,574 Do yöu know the losses yöu've incurred? 396 00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:53,083 40 lakhs. 397 00:22:53,485 --> 00:22:55,146 Goods worth 25 lakhs bought on credit.. 398 00:22:55,254 --> 00:22:57,279 ..and 15 lakhs spent on renovation last month. 399 00:22:57,823 --> 00:23:00,314 40 lakhs? Where did yöu get that kind of money? 400 00:23:00,693 --> 00:23:05,062 We borrowed a part of the amount by mortgaging the house. 401 00:23:05,998 --> 00:23:09,934 And l borrowed 10 lakhs from a friend. 402 00:23:10,035 --> 00:23:11,900 And 5 lakhs from yöur own pocket.. 403 00:23:14,073 --> 00:23:15,506 Pravin, yöu fool. 404 00:23:15,607 --> 00:23:17,074 Yöu didn't even ask me. 405 00:23:19,244 --> 00:23:21,212 How will we arrange for such a huge sum? 406 00:23:22,448 --> 00:23:24,814 There's hardly 30400 thousand in the bank. 407 00:23:25,317 --> 00:23:27,683 And we don't even have jewellery. 408 00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:32,289 Sushila. We'll manage. - How? 409 00:23:33,926 --> 00:23:35,621 Why don't yöu understand? 410 00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:38,925 lf yöu hadn't spoken ill about the Lord.. 411 00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:40,828 ..He wouldn't have caused this earthquake. 412 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:44,260 His justice is silent. 413 00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:46,566 Will yöu please stop preaching? 414 00:23:48,207 --> 00:23:50,107 Yöu mean to say, that the Lord.. 415 00:23:50,442 --> 00:23:53,639 ..who doesn't exist, razed down my shop.. 416 00:23:53,712 --> 00:23:55,339 ..because l spoke ill about Him? 417 00:23:56,882 --> 00:24:00,318 So, just to prove Himself.. 418 00:24:00,786 --> 00:24:03,983 ..he razed down just my shop in a fit of rage. 419 00:24:04,656 --> 00:24:06,453 And if l still don't believe in Him.. 420 00:24:06,525 --> 00:24:09,392 ..he will make me incur more losses? - Yes. 421 00:24:09,461 --> 00:24:10,485 What yes? 422 00:24:11,497 --> 00:24:13,294 l still don't believe in Yöu? 423 00:24:17,669 --> 00:24:19,466 l haven't incurred any loss. 424 00:24:23,609 --> 00:24:24,598 Look. 425 00:24:28,247 --> 00:24:30,215 What's he doing? - What.. 426 00:24:30,682 --> 00:24:32,513 Everything's lost, Kanji. 427 00:24:33,218 --> 00:24:35,448 Only thing left is this Godrej safe. 428 00:25:00,846 --> 00:25:01,835 Rolex. 429 00:25:04,216 --> 00:25:05,478 lt's a Rolex. - No. 430 00:25:07,486 --> 00:25:10,683 Mr. Dinesh. lsn't that a Rolex watch yöu're wearing? 431 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:14,891 Must be worth 1 .5 -2 lakhs. 432 00:25:15,294 --> 00:25:16,488 lt's worth 10. 433 00:25:18,931 --> 00:25:19,920 Mr. Kanji. 434 00:25:20,532 --> 00:25:22,898 l am sure yöu read the terms and conditions.. 435 00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:24,593 ..before reading the policy. 436 00:25:25,237 --> 00:25:26,465 Not at all, sir. 437 00:25:26,538 --> 00:25:30,201 Yöur officer asked me to sign at the places marked.. 438 00:25:30,275 --> 00:25:31,503 ..and l did so. 439 00:25:31,844 --> 00:25:33,106 How irresponsible yöu are. 440 00:25:34,346 --> 00:25:35,142 What happened, sir? 441 00:25:35,247 --> 00:25:36,908 Yöur policy insures yöu against.. 442 00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:42,309 ..accidents like theft, fire, fraud. 443 00:25:42,454 --> 00:25:44,319 Right. That's what we opted for. 444 00:25:44,623 --> 00:25:46,215 But not against Act of God. 445 00:25:46,692 --> 00:25:47,716 Act of God? 446 00:25:49,661 --> 00:25:51,390 See, it's written here clearly. 447 00:25:51,563 --> 00:25:52,552 Conditions apply. 448 00:25:52,664 --> 00:25:55,997 My glasses.. - ln the event of loss or damage to the property.. 449 00:25:56,702 --> 00:25:59,899 ..the insurance company is not liable to pay.. 450 00:26:00,772 --> 00:26:05,675 ..any amount if the damage is caused by act of God. 451 00:26:06,445 --> 00:26:08,413 And here are yöur signatures. 452 00:26:10,048 --> 00:26:12,539 lt's written in such small letters. 453 00:26:13,118 --> 00:26:14,312 And nobody reads that. 454 00:26:15,087 --> 00:26:16,645 What is 'Act of God'? 455 00:26:17,055 --> 00:26:19,785 lncidents that are not caused by humans. 456 00:26:20,425 --> 00:26:24,293 Like? - Like earthquake, Tsunami, Thunder. 457 00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:27,692 Yöu cannot claim insurance in such cases. 458 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,629 Because these are natural calamities. 459 00:26:29,701 --> 00:26:31,100 But l don't believe in God. 460 00:26:31,203 --> 00:26:32,192 Tell him. 461 00:26:32,838 --> 00:26:34,829 l don't care if yöu do or don't. 462 00:26:35,307 --> 00:26:36,968 Yöu're signatures are right here. 463 00:26:37,676 --> 00:26:38,665 l am so sorry. 464 00:26:39,745 --> 00:26:41,406 Sorry? What sorry? 465 00:26:41,780 --> 00:26:42,747 Sir. 466 00:26:42,848 --> 00:26:44,975 Sir, l've invested my entire earnings in the shop. 467 00:26:45,150 --> 00:26:46,344 Even my house is mortgaged. 468 00:26:46,451 --> 00:26:47,349 And yöu're saying sorry. 469 00:26:47,452 --> 00:26:50,012 l know, but yöur claim cannot be approved. 470 00:26:50,522 --> 00:26:51,887 Yöu may go now. 471 00:26:55,527 --> 00:27:00,055 No, sir. l won't leave until my claim isn't approved. 472 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,289 Security. 473 00:27:03,402 --> 00:27:05,597 Sir.. Sir, why are yöu calling security? 474 00:27:05,671 --> 00:27:08,299 l'm talking to yöu decently. - Yes, sir. 475 00:27:08,407 --> 00:27:09,999 Take him away, please. - Why call the security.. 476 00:27:10,075 --> 00:27:11,770 Come on. - Just a minute. 477 00:27:11,843 --> 00:27:13,003 Just a minute. 478 00:27:13,078 --> 00:27:14,010 Come on. 479 00:27:14,079 --> 00:27:15,842 Yöu just know how to swindle our money. 480 00:27:16,181 --> 00:27:17,045 Mind yöur language. 481 00:27:17,115 --> 00:27:19,208 Yöu should be publicly beaten. 482 00:27:19,284 --> 00:27:20,444 Throw him out. 483 00:27:20,519 --> 00:27:21,679 Get out! Get out! 484 00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:27,323 Yöu get this for 2000 in the flea market. 485 00:27:29,861 --> 00:27:31,226 Don't yöu understand? 486 00:27:31,296 --> 00:27:32,456 lt's Act of God. 487 00:27:32,831 --> 00:27:35,459 Yöu want money, don't yöu? Go and ask God. Take him away. 488 00:27:35,534 --> 00:27:36,523 Act of God. 489 00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:40,830 Just a second. Just a second. 490 00:27:40,906 --> 00:27:41,895 Leave me. 491 00:27:42,908 --> 00:27:44,170 Act of God. 492 00:27:45,077 --> 00:27:47,204 So, yöu believe in God. - Yes. 493 00:27:47,846 --> 00:27:50,906 Yöu believe that God is present everywhere. 494 00:27:51,316 --> 00:27:54,444 ln him, him, that madam, him. 495 00:27:54,786 --> 00:27:56,310 God dwells in everyone. - Yes. 496 00:27:56,421 --> 00:27:57,410 And me? 497 00:27:57,923 --> 00:28:00,289 Mr. Dinesh, yöu believe that God dwells in me too. 498 00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:02,657 Yes. 499 00:28:02,761 --> 00:28:03,750 Thank yöu. 500 00:28:03,862 --> 00:28:05,352 Act of God. l didn't do it. 501 00:28:05,430 --> 00:28:06,590 God did. lt's 'Act of God'. 502 00:28:07,399 --> 00:28:09,890 God slapped him again. l didn't do it. 503 00:28:14,106 --> 00:28:16,336 And now God will shoot yöu.. And yöu will die. 504 00:28:16,641 --> 00:28:18,472 Later, will yöur family get the claim.. 505 00:28:18,577 --> 00:28:20,238 ..or will that be 'Act of God' as well? 506 00:28:20,645 --> 00:28:22,112 Tell me. - No. 507 00:28:22,214 --> 00:28:23,306 Kanji, what are yöu doing? 508 00:28:23,415 --> 00:28:25,178 Why are yöu scared? Take the gun. 509 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:28,310 Get down now, come on. 510 00:28:49,474 --> 00:28:51,874 The phone's ringing again. 511 00:28:52,344 --> 00:28:53,333 Forget it. 512 00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:55,679 Yöu switched of yöur mobile.. 513 00:28:55,747 --> 00:28:57,715 ..that's why they're calling on the landline now. 514 00:28:57,849 --> 00:28:59,714 Tell them l am not at home. 515 00:29:00,852 --> 00:29:03,082 They say if we don't arrange for the money.. 516 00:29:03,455 --> 00:29:05,548 ..we'll have to vacate the house in a month. 517 00:29:09,428 --> 00:29:11,658 l had so many dreams. 518 00:29:12,831 --> 00:29:14,628 l wanted to make Jigna a pilot. 519 00:29:15,033 --> 00:29:16,500 And my son a cricketer. 520 00:29:18,603 --> 00:29:20,798 But soon l'll even lose this house. 521 00:29:23,275 --> 00:29:24,765 Everything's lost. 522 00:29:27,779 --> 00:29:29,076 Everything will be fine. 523 00:29:29,614 --> 00:29:31,138 What will be fine? 524 00:29:32,584 --> 00:29:34,313 All l have is the shop property. 525 00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:36,983 l'll sell that and repay the mortgage. 526 00:29:39,124 --> 00:29:43,185 Om Jai Jagdish Hare. 527 00:29:43,462 --> 00:29:45,589 Swami.. 528 00:29:46,698 --> 00:29:48,632 Yes. Yes, he's here. 529 00:29:49,668 --> 00:29:51,135 lt's Nimish. - Who? 530 00:29:51,236 --> 00:29:53,602 Who Nimish bhai? - The estate agent. 531 00:29:53,672 --> 00:29:55,606 Oh yes. 532 00:29:57,109 --> 00:29:59,839 Yes, Nimish. Go ahead. 533 00:30:02,147 --> 00:30:03,910 Did yöu find a buyer for that property? 534 00:30:09,654 --> 00:30:10,746 What are yöu saying? 535 00:30:10,856 --> 00:30:11,948 What happened? 536 00:30:12,057 --> 00:30:13,149 What happened? 537 00:30:14,159 --> 00:30:17,890 He's saying, there are broken idols of God on that land.. 538 00:30:17,963 --> 00:30:19,430 ..so it's become inauspicious. 539 00:30:19,831 --> 00:30:22,493 The place has become cursed. - Oh, God! 540 00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:24,301 No one will buy this land.. 541 00:30:24,369 --> 00:30:26,132 ..that's the rumour in the market. 542 00:30:26,638 --> 00:30:30,699 Nimish. 100 years later, when people find.. 543 00:30:30,775 --> 00:30:35,041 ..idols of God under that land, the prices will shoot up by 4 times. 544 00:30:35,413 --> 00:30:36,437 Four times. 545 00:30:36,515 --> 00:30:39,507 And people will construct a temple there as well. 546 00:30:39,851 --> 00:30:41,250 lf anyone wants the buy the land he can.. 547 00:30:41,319 --> 00:30:42,445 ..otherwise l care a damn. 548 00:30:43,655 --> 00:30:44,781 What now? 549 00:30:54,032 --> 00:30:56,865 l've an idea. 550 00:30:58,170 --> 00:30:59,501 What are yöu doing, Kanji? 551 00:30:59,571 --> 00:31:00,595 Suicide! 552 00:31:00,672 --> 00:31:02,333 Sister-in-law, suicide.. 553 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,237 Papa. - Where? 554 00:31:04,809 --> 00:31:05,639 Leave me. 555 00:31:05,710 --> 00:31:07,234 What are yöu doing? - Papa.. 556 00:31:07,312 --> 00:31:08,677 l am not a coward. 557 00:31:12,117 --> 00:31:13,584 l will file a case. 558 00:31:15,487 --> 00:31:16,715 Have yöu lost it? 559 00:31:17,856 --> 00:31:19,653 He's gone crazy. 560 00:31:20,692 --> 00:31:23,422 Yöu will file a case against an insurance company.. 561 00:31:23,495 --> 00:31:24,655 ..worth 3000 crores! 562 00:31:24,930 --> 00:31:27,421 l'm sure there are many others like yöu.. 563 00:31:27,499 --> 00:31:29,296 ..who have filed a case against the insurance company. 564 00:31:29,734 --> 00:31:33,226 There must be others like me who might have filed a case.. 565 00:31:33,872 --> 00:31:38,138 ..but no ever filed a case against yöur Kishen. 566 00:31:41,079 --> 00:31:46,107 l...will...file a case against yöur God. 567 00:31:46,184 --> 00:31:47,344 What are yöu doing? 568 00:31:47,586 --> 00:31:53,252 ♫ Who controls this world? ♪ 569 00:31:54,593 --> 00:32:00,463 ♫ Who's that sitting high up in the sky? ♪ 570 00:32:01,499 --> 00:32:08,871 ♫ Why are Yöu hiding behind the clouds? ♪ 571 00:32:09,874 --> 00:32:14,402 ♫ Why are Yöu afraid of being seen? ♪ 572 00:32:14,613 --> 00:32:15,875 Kanji. - Yes. 573 00:32:15,947 --> 00:32:17,437 How will yöu fight the case? 574 00:32:17,515 --> 00:32:18,539 That's simple. 575 00:32:18,817 --> 00:32:21,308 lf yöur Lord can appear in the temple.. 576 00:32:21,386 --> 00:32:25,117 ..from 9-12 and 4-7, then he's free from 1240. 577 00:32:25,423 --> 00:32:27,084 He can appear in the court at that time. 578 00:32:29,928 --> 00:32:30,826 What do yöu need? Tell me. 579 00:32:30,895 --> 00:32:32,362 Agreement, affidavit, anything yöu need. 580 00:32:32,464 --> 00:32:34,022 l will make it. Come with me. 581 00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:38,297 One minute. - l've high contacts. 582 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:40,065 Just tell me what yöu need? 583 00:32:40,305 --> 00:32:41,704 High contacts? - Yes. 584 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,671 l want to send a notice. - Come with me. 585 00:32:45,076 --> 00:32:46,065 Come on. 586 00:32:47,879 --> 00:32:49,870 So, who do yöu want to serve the notice to? 587 00:32:50,849 --> 00:32:51,975 'Bhagwan' (God). 588 00:32:52,517 --> 00:32:55,213 So, Mr. Bhagwan 589 00:32:55,353 --> 00:32:56,342 Surname? 590 00:32:58,523 --> 00:32:59,512 Surname? 591 00:32:59,591 --> 00:33:02,082 He must have a last name? 592 00:33:02,427 --> 00:33:05,453 Sharma, Verma, Kapoor, Khanna, Desai, anything. 593 00:33:05,530 --> 00:33:07,521 Don't know, because we haven't met. 594 00:33:08,133 --> 00:33:09,122 l see. 595 00:33:09,234 --> 00:33:11,134 No. - Yöu two haven't met? 596 00:33:11,236 --> 00:33:13,329 No. - That's fine. 597 00:33:13,805 --> 00:33:16,137 What's his crime? Crime. 598 00:33:16,241 --> 00:33:17,469 He has ruined me. 599 00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:20,670 What? Yöu just said yöu two haven't met. 600 00:33:20,745 --> 00:33:22,542 This Mr. Bhagwan must live somewhere. 601 00:33:22,647 --> 00:33:24,672 Resident? - Who do l send the notice too? 602 00:33:25,016 --> 00:33:26,540 People say that He lives in temples. 603 00:33:26,685 --> 00:33:27,674 l see... 604 00:33:28,553 --> 00:33:29,542 What? 605 00:33:31,222 --> 00:33:33,213 Which 'Bhagwan' are yöu talking about? - Sit. 606 00:33:33,291 --> 00:33:35,316 He has many names, which ones should l say? 607 00:33:35,427 --> 00:33:38,260 Krishna, Ram, Brahma, Vishnu, Mahesh. 608 00:33:38,530 --> 00:33:40,122 Sai Baba. - lt's a sin. 609 00:33:40,465 --> 00:33:41,932 Hanumanji. Balaji... 610 00:33:42,033 --> 00:33:43,125 And ladies too. 611 00:33:43,234 --> 00:33:46,294 Durga, Saraswati, Parvati, Santoshi. 612 00:33:46,371 --> 00:33:47,702 Yöu've lost yöur mind! 613 00:33:48,073 --> 00:33:49,335 Wasting my time. 614 00:33:49,641 --> 00:33:50,903 Get lost. Come on. 615 00:33:51,876 --> 00:33:52,934 Mad man. 616 00:33:53,044 --> 00:33:54,875 The nerve he has. Come on. 617 00:33:58,316 --> 00:33:59,874 Don't trouble me. 618 00:34:00,118 --> 00:34:01,278 Leave me alone. 619 00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:03,014 Go to someone else. 620 00:34:03,421 --> 00:34:04,217 l plead yöu. 621 00:34:04,289 --> 00:34:08,089 Wait a minute, l'm a Hindu. 622 00:34:08,326 --> 00:34:12,763 ♫ Hari Bol. Speak now, reveal the secrets. ♪ 623 00:34:13,498 --> 00:34:15,796 The person we're going to see now is a famed lawyer. 624 00:34:15,967 --> 00:34:18,492 lf he says yes, ourjob will be done. 625 00:34:19,804 --> 00:34:21,431 Yes, sir. Which floor? 626 00:34:21,573 --> 00:34:23,063 Lift's out of order? 627 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,436 1 1th floor. 628 00:34:24,943 --> 00:34:27,104 l forgot the key to the scooter. l'll be right back. 629 00:34:27,178 --> 00:34:28,406 Come on. 630 00:34:29,814 --> 00:34:33,477 ♫ He's witty, sells lies. ♪ 631 00:34:33,551 --> 00:34:37,180 ♫ Kanji's cleverness is known everywhere. ♪ 632 00:34:44,629 --> 00:34:48,224 ♫ He's witty, sells lies. ♪ 633 00:34:48,366 --> 00:34:51,893 ♫ Kanji's cleverness is known everywhere. ♪ 634 00:34:51,970 --> 00:34:53,801 ♫ He locked horns with God. ♪ 635 00:34:53,905 --> 00:34:55,668 ♫ And invited trouble for himself. ♪ 636 00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:57,469 ♫ He always speaks the truth. ♪ 637 00:34:57,575 --> 00:34:58,906 ♫ His honesty is unique. ♪ 638 00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:00,341 Mr. Lawyer. - Yes. 639 00:35:07,285 --> 00:35:08,582 Religious. 640 00:35:08,853 --> 00:35:11,583 Kanji. - Go back, we're at the wrong place. 641 00:35:14,859 --> 00:35:16,087 Are yöu with him? 642 00:35:23,568 --> 00:35:24,626 Stop, stop. 643 00:35:26,504 --> 00:35:29,268 Excuse me, where does advocate Hanif Qureshi live? 644 00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:30,671 Up ahead. 645 00:35:37,081 --> 00:35:39,515 ls Hanif at home? - Yes. 646 00:35:40,518 --> 00:35:42,349 Come. Father's inside. 647 00:35:44,422 --> 00:35:45,411 Hello. 648 00:35:54,432 --> 00:35:55,899 Yöu seem to be in trouble. 649 00:35:57,569 --> 00:36:02,438 ln the last riots, l defended some innocent Hindus. 650 00:36:04,075 --> 00:36:06,976 And my own people did this to me. 651 00:36:08,446 --> 00:36:09,845 Father cannot walk. 652 00:36:13,151 --> 00:36:15,517 But yöu want to fight.. 653 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,388 ..with the One who created yöur entire community. 654 00:36:21,326 --> 00:36:22,554 Will yöu flee? 655 00:36:24,262 --> 00:36:26,662 l've no other option left. 656 00:36:27,198 --> 00:36:28,290 l won't run. 657 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,330 Look, l cannot fight yöur case in this condition.. 658 00:36:32,203 --> 00:36:36,367 ..but if the lawyers refuse to take up yöur case.. 659 00:36:37,709 --> 00:36:40,371 ..then according to the law yöu can defend yöur own case. 660 00:36:40,478 --> 00:36:42,969 ls that possible? - Yes, there's a provision in the law. 661 00:36:45,383 --> 00:36:48,284 lf yöu want l can prepare yöur legal notice. 662 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,381 l'll be grateful to yöu, Hanif. 663 00:36:50,622 --> 00:36:51,714 Thank yöu. 664 00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:57,724 Hanif. Do yöu believe in Allah? 665 00:36:58,563 --> 00:36:59,723 Of course. 666 00:37:00,298 --> 00:37:02,528 God, Allah, they are all the same. 667 00:37:03,268 --> 00:37:06,066 So, l am fighting against Him. 668 00:37:06,671 --> 00:37:08,263 So, why are yöu helping me? 669 00:37:09,674 --> 00:37:11,107 Yöu're not the only pleader. 670 00:37:11,876 --> 00:37:13,070 Everyone does. 671 00:37:13,978 --> 00:37:16,776 Some pleads to Him, and some against Him. 672 00:37:20,351 --> 00:37:21,784 Where do yöu want to send this notice? 673 00:37:24,789 --> 00:37:26,848 l don't have his... Address. 674 00:37:27,058 --> 00:37:28,787 No. - Then. 675 00:37:29,494 --> 00:37:31,894 The judge will dismiss yöur case in the first hearing. 676 00:37:32,297 --> 00:37:33,992 l mean, l don't have His address.. 677 00:37:34,098 --> 00:37:37,898 ..but of the places where people look for Him. 678 00:37:41,573 --> 00:37:43,473 ♫ Yöu're our benefactor, our friend. ♪ 679 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:45,168 ♫ So scare us. ♪ 680 00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:48,802 ♫ Why ruin our present, by telling us about an unknown future. ♪ 681 00:37:55,987 --> 00:37:58,217 ♫ Yöu're our benefactor, our friend. ♪ 682 00:37:58,289 --> 00:38:00,018 ♫ So scare us. ♪ 683 00:38:00,091 --> 00:38:03,322 ♫ Why ruin our present, by telling us about an unknown future. ♪ 684 00:38:03,428 --> 00:38:05,453 ♫ Yöur saints and sages, spread shams in Yöur name. ♪ 685 00:38:05,563 --> 00:38:07,394 ♫ They put a price tag on yöu. ♪ 686 00:38:07,465 --> 00:38:11,299 ♫ What's money got to do in devotion? ♪ 687 00:38:15,073 --> 00:38:18,270 ♫ Hari Bol. ♪ 688 00:38:18,443 --> 00:38:21,139 ♫ Speak now, reveal the secrets. ♪ 689 00:38:21,312 --> 00:38:22,370 ♫ Speak up. ♪ 690 00:38:22,447 --> 00:38:25,746 ♫ Hari Bol. ♪ 691 00:38:27,752 --> 00:38:29,686 Hello. Relax, just relax. 692 00:38:30,121 --> 00:38:31,349 The shop in flea market.. 693 00:38:31,422 --> 00:38:33,253 ..which collapsed a few days ago due to the earthquake.. 694 00:38:33,324 --> 00:38:35,121 ..the owner of that shop, Kanji Lalji Mehta.. 695 00:38:35,193 --> 00:38:36,558 ..has filed a case against God. 696 00:38:36,728 --> 00:38:39,424 This is the reaction of people over the matter. 697 00:38:39,497 --> 00:38:41,192 Down with.. - Kanji! 698 00:38:41,332 --> 00:38:42,492 Just relax. 699 00:38:43,134 --> 00:38:45,329 This case won't be accepted in the court. 700 00:38:45,570 --> 00:38:46,559 Trust me. 701 00:38:46,938 --> 00:38:48,303 Just leave it to me. 702 00:38:49,173 --> 00:38:51,334 Yöu won't even have to come to the court. 703 00:38:52,243 --> 00:38:53,232 Relax. 704 00:39:04,288 --> 00:39:06,153 Glory to.. - Leeladhar Maharaj! 705 00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:08,315 Glory to.. - Leeladhar Maharaj! 706 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,819 Glory to.. - Leeladhar Maharaj! 707 00:39:11,229 --> 00:39:13,254 Glory to.. - Leeladhar Maharaj! 708 00:39:13,464 --> 00:39:15,329 Glory to.. - Leeladhar Maharaj! 709 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,659 Glory to.. - Leeladhar Maharaj! 710 00:39:17,969 --> 00:39:20,938 Glory to.. - Leeladhar Maharaj! 711 00:39:21,139 --> 00:39:22,299 Greetings. 712 00:39:23,508 --> 00:39:26,341 l feel we should meet that person once.. 713 00:39:26,944 --> 00:39:29,777 ..and listen to his problems, and try to understand. 714 00:39:31,749 --> 00:39:32,738 Well, l.. 715 00:39:46,297 --> 00:39:49,357 Although we all hold different positions.. 716 00:39:49,467 --> 00:39:50,900 ..in different communities. 717 00:39:53,237 --> 00:39:54,898 But our God is one. 718 00:39:54,972 --> 00:39:55,961 Later. 719 00:39:56,507 --> 00:40:01,308 And today, a human has accused our God. 720 00:40:03,281 --> 00:40:05,374 This is not a personal war. 721 00:40:06,884 --> 00:40:08,613 lnstead, it's a battle for all humans.. 722 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,120 ..who have faith in God. 723 00:40:11,956 --> 00:40:15,619 So l've decided that l, Siddeshwar Maharaj.. 724 00:40:15,727 --> 00:40:18,696 ..and Gopi Maiyya, will go to the court.. 725 00:40:19,330 --> 00:40:24,495 ..to give that shameless human a fitting reply. 726 00:40:28,406 --> 00:40:29,703 Down with.. - Kanji! 727 00:40:29,774 --> 00:40:33,141 Yes, it's a democracy, where everyone is treated equally. 728 00:40:33,411 --> 00:40:34,844 And now, even God. 729 00:40:35,279 --> 00:40:37,975 Even God will have to stand in the High Court's witness box.. 730 00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:40,141 ..where the most dangerous criminals stand for trial. 731 00:40:40,384 --> 00:40:41,749 Strange, but true. 732 00:40:41,819 --> 00:40:44,720 l still say, think about it once. 733 00:40:46,324 --> 00:40:47,586 l already have. 734 00:40:48,559 --> 00:40:50,151 Today's the first hearing.. 735 00:40:50,228 --> 00:40:51,786 ..and the judge will decide whether.. 736 00:40:51,863 --> 00:40:54,058 ..such a case can be accepted or not. 737 00:41:10,414 --> 00:41:11,438 lt's a good omen. 738 00:41:13,184 --> 00:41:14,412 Really nice. Let's go. 739 00:41:17,855 --> 00:41:22,918 Many believers are standing outside the court shouting slogans against Kanji. 740 00:41:22,994 --> 00:41:24,723 Down with.. - Kanji! 741 00:41:24,796 --> 00:41:26,354 Down with.. - Kanji! 742 00:41:26,531 --> 00:41:28,226 Down with.. - Kanji! 743 00:41:28,332 --> 00:41:29,993 Down with.. - Kanji! 744 00:41:30,134 --> 00:41:31,726 Down with.. - Kanji! 745 00:41:32,036 --> 00:41:35,301 Many 'dharma gurus' have come to the court.. 746 00:41:35,373 --> 00:41:37,307 ..to give a reply of Kanji's baseless allegations. 747 00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:40,242 Very few people have been allowed in the courtroom as well. 748 00:41:40,745 --> 00:41:42,042 Swami, give me yöur blessings. 749 00:41:43,748 --> 00:41:45,909 Move aside, no one will touch the swami. 750 00:41:45,983 --> 00:41:47,348 Move aside, move aside. 751 00:41:48,019 --> 00:41:49,646 Down with.. - Kanji! 752 00:41:49,754 --> 00:41:51,346 Down with.. - Kanji! 753 00:41:51,422 --> 00:41:53,913 Down with.. - Kanji! 754 00:41:53,991 --> 00:41:55,618 Down with.. - Kanji! 755 00:41:55,827 --> 00:41:57,317 Down with.. - Kanji! 756 00:41:57,862 --> 00:42:00,160 Down with.. - Kanji! 757 00:42:00,231 --> 00:42:03,689 Kanji, people say yöu're doing this for publicity? 758 00:42:03,768 --> 00:42:05,531 Down with.. - Kanji! 759 00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:07,297 Down with.. - Kanji! 760 00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:09,271 Down with.. - Kanji! 761 00:42:14,779 --> 00:42:17,304 Yöu? - Yöu will sit here. 762 00:42:18,749 --> 00:42:19,977 Sit, sit. 763 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,511 Hey insurance.. 764 00:42:26,090 --> 00:42:28,115 How's the Rolex? 765 00:42:28,492 --> 00:42:29,754 Working fine. 766 00:42:29,827 --> 00:42:30,816 Relax. 767 00:42:34,098 --> 00:42:35,087 Relax. 768 00:42:35,366 --> 00:42:38,267 He's the one who spread the rumour about God eating butter. 769 00:42:44,976 --> 00:42:45,965 All rise. 770 00:42:49,213 --> 00:42:50,407 Kanji, get up. 771 00:43:09,967 --> 00:43:12,060 Mr. Kanji Lalji Mehta. - Yes, sir. 772 00:43:12,703 --> 00:43:16,104 We've been informed that yöu'll defend yöur own case. 773 00:43:16,274 --> 00:43:17,502 Yes.. 774 00:43:18,676 --> 00:43:20,735 l don't have any other option, Yöur Honour. 775 00:43:21,946 --> 00:43:23,345 The other lawyers are scared. 776 00:43:23,414 --> 00:43:26,212 So, l'll have to defend this case.. 777 00:43:26,317 --> 00:43:27,716 My lordship, this is a baseless appeal. 778 00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:29,777 A publicity stunt. 779 00:43:30,421 --> 00:43:32,753 There's no cause of action that can be proved in court. 780 00:43:33,624 --> 00:43:37,788 So l suggest, under order 7 rule no.1 1 .. 781 00:43:38,029 --> 00:43:39,496 ..of the code of civil procedure. 782 00:43:39,964 --> 00:43:42,023 This case be straightaway dismissed.. 783 00:43:42,366 --> 00:43:43,697 ..for out of cause action. 784 00:43:46,037 --> 00:43:49,006 Yöur Honour, my English isn't that good.. 785 00:43:49,106 --> 00:43:52,041 ..but l do understand that he's asking.. 786 00:43:52,143 --> 00:43:53,940 ..to shut down this case immediately. 787 00:43:54,011 --> 00:43:55,501 Right? Yöu're right. 788 00:43:56,047 --> 00:43:58,345 l don't want to get into this hassle in the first place. 789 00:43:58,582 --> 00:44:00,311 l'm a Gujarati, businessman. 790 00:44:00,918 --> 00:44:03,580 doesn't make a difference to me. 791 00:44:03,854 --> 00:44:05,287 The insurance people said that.. 792 00:44:05,356 --> 00:44:07,017 ..God has razed down my shop. 793 00:44:07,325 --> 00:44:09,384 Or, he's the One behind yöur shop's destruction. 794 00:44:09,493 --> 00:44:11,586 So, l said fine. Ask God to compensate for my losses. 795 00:44:11,696 --> 00:44:12,594 Case closed. 796 00:44:12,697 --> 00:44:14,528 But why will God raze down yöur shop? 797 00:44:16,901 --> 00:44:17,799 Fool! 798 00:44:17,902 --> 00:44:18,891 Please. 799 00:44:19,203 --> 00:44:21,899 Please come to the witness box and speak. 800 00:44:27,511 --> 00:44:30,002 May Lord forgive his naiveness. 801 00:44:31,582 --> 00:44:34,107 May Lord forgive his naiveness. 802 00:44:34,986 --> 00:44:37,420 May Lord forgive his naiveness. 803 00:44:37,922 --> 00:44:39,753 Why will God raze down my shop? 804 00:44:40,291 --> 00:44:43,692 Exactly, why will God raze down my shop? 805 00:44:44,228 --> 00:44:46,696 He has other important things to do. 806 00:44:47,231 --> 00:44:49,893 So, tell the insurance company to pay me. 807 00:44:50,501 --> 00:44:51,593 End of matter. 808 00:44:51,702 --> 00:44:53,533 Why will the insurance company pay yöu? 809 00:44:53,904 --> 00:44:55,633 Yöu've agreed to the terms and conditions.. 810 00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:56,900 ..of the insurance company. 811 00:44:57,241 --> 00:44:58,208 Exhibit no.1 , sir. 812 00:44:58,309 --> 00:45:00,743 Right. Then God will have to compensate for it. 813 00:45:01,512 --> 00:45:03,343 Call upon, Lord Ram, Shiva, Ganpati.. 814 00:45:03,447 --> 00:45:05,438 ..Whoever yöu get along better with. 815 00:45:05,716 --> 00:45:08,742 Do some of yöur hocus-pocus, or.. - Fool! 816 00:45:10,154 --> 00:45:13,055 The only way to find God is through salvation. 817 00:45:13,891 --> 00:45:16,416 God won't descend down on earth.. 818 00:45:16,761 --> 00:45:18,353 ..for a ordinary man like yöu. 819 00:45:19,663 --> 00:45:21,324 He would only if He exists. 820 00:45:23,467 --> 00:45:27,164 Yöu're turnover is in millions, and this is a small settlement. 821 00:45:27,405 --> 00:45:28,201 Just say yes. 822 00:45:28,305 --> 00:45:31,399 l will even give yöu cash discount. Really. 823 00:45:34,011 --> 00:45:35,205 l object, Yöur Honour. 824 00:45:36,781 --> 00:45:40,911 Mr. Kanji is calling service to God a business. 825 00:45:41,052 --> 00:45:44,317 Of course it's business. 826 00:45:45,022 --> 00:45:46,785 Take a visit to any religious place. 827 00:45:46,891 --> 00:45:48,518 First yöu've to pay for parking. 828 00:45:48,659 --> 00:45:51,685 Then, pay for standing in the smaller queue. 829 00:45:51,929 --> 00:45:54,762 Then pay for the flowers, blanket, candle. 830 00:45:54,999 --> 00:45:57,297 And the donation box is kept right before the idol. 831 00:45:57,368 --> 00:45:59,336 As soon as yöu bow down, yöu've to put something in it. 832 00:45:59,403 --> 00:46:02,372 And they even charge for the offerings of God. 833 00:46:02,907 --> 00:46:06,900 Just like we're charged for seeing wax statues in the museum. 834 00:46:06,977 --> 00:46:10,469 Similarly, they charge us for seeing the stone idols in temples. 835 00:46:11,715 --> 00:46:13,478 And the priests have salaries as well. 836 00:46:13,551 --> 00:46:15,041 His is less, and his is more. 837 00:46:15,119 --> 00:46:17,087 And yöu even have income tax benefits. 838 00:46:17,321 --> 00:46:18,686 Right? 839 00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:20,682 So, where's the service? 840 00:46:20,758 --> 00:46:24,694 And, Yöur Honour, there's never recession in this business. 841 00:46:24,762 --> 00:46:25,558 No. 842 00:46:25,663 --> 00:46:27,893 ln fact, they do better business during recession. 843 00:46:27,965 --> 00:46:29,899 Oh, God! Oh my, God! 844 00:46:30,367 --> 00:46:31,356 Relax. 845 00:46:31,669 --> 00:46:33,364 Consider that it is a business. 846 00:46:33,804 --> 00:46:35,203 Still, why are yöu asking them for compensation? 847 00:46:36,006 --> 00:46:37,405 Yöu pay premiums for yöur insurance.. 848 00:46:37,508 --> 00:46:39,066 ..so yöu can ask them for a compensation. 849 00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:40,800 But why will the temple pay yöu? 850 00:46:41,545 --> 00:46:45,572 Because...l've paid premiums in their temples as well. - What? 851 00:46:45,749 --> 00:46:46,943 What nonsense? 852 00:46:47,685 --> 00:46:50,313 l knew yöu won't believe me.. 853 00:46:50,387 --> 00:46:53,788 ..so l have brought all the proofs along. 854 00:46:54,158 --> 00:46:57,127 Look. These are the receipts of the premium.. 855 00:46:57,194 --> 00:46:59,526 ..l've been paying for the last 18 years. 856 00:47:00,131 --> 00:47:01,530 On my wife's advice. 857 00:47:01,832 --> 00:47:02,821 Look 858 00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:05,562 My first premium was for 1501 rupees.. 859 00:47:06,070 --> 00:47:09,369 There's a well-known temple in the South. l paid it there. 860 00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:13,867 Then, l've been paying 1000 rupees every year.. 861 00:47:13,944 --> 00:47:15,571 ..at Lord Ganesha's stall. 862 00:47:15,679 --> 00:47:17,738 lt's called a mandap. 863 00:47:18,516 --> 00:47:22,646 And, yöur honour, my mother-in-law used to be very sick. 864 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:26,486 So, the temple authorities said, Pay us 11,000.. 865 00:47:26,757 --> 00:47:28,657 ..perform a veneration and watch the miracle. 866 00:47:28,959 --> 00:47:31,291 We performed the veneration and my mother-in-law passed away. 867 00:47:32,396 --> 00:47:34,694 That was a good thing, but l also lost 11,000. 868 00:47:35,366 --> 00:47:37,561 And they didn't refund a single rupee. 869 00:47:38,802 --> 00:47:40,895 And then, donation at the mosque.. 870 00:47:40,971 --> 00:47:44,134 ..blanket at the shrine, candle at church, alms for beggar.. 871 00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:46,540 ..incense sticks, veil for Mother Goddess. 872 00:47:46,944 --> 00:47:50,710 ln total l've paid around 10 lakhs in all these stores. 873 00:47:50,781 --> 00:47:51,770 Enough! 874 00:47:52,716 --> 00:47:53,705 Enough! 875 00:47:55,686 --> 00:47:57,745 Don't call it a store. 876 00:47:58,155 --> 00:47:59,816 lt's called a temple. 877 00:48:01,325 --> 00:48:04,294 And people donate willingly at the temple.. 878 00:48:04,361 --> 00:48:07,387 ..for the peace and prosperity of their family. 879 00:48:07,631 --> 00:48:09,428 Even l gave this amount.. 880 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:11,730 ..for the peace and prosperity of my family. 881 00:48:12,069 --> 00:48:13,934 And not for fun. 882 00:48:14,638 --> 00:48:17,266 But yöur God snatched all the peace from my life. 883 00:48:17,341 --> 00:48:19,332 Because only God can cause earthquakes. 884 00:48:19,910 --> 00:48:21,275 Humans cannot do it. 885 00:48:21,545 --> 00:48:24,378 So tell me, don't l've a right to ask God for compensation? 886 00:48:24,481 --> 00:48:25,505 Mr. Kanji. 887 00:48:26,050 --> 00:48:27,677 Yöu've a tiff with God, don't yöu? - Yes. 888 00:48:27,985 --> 00:48:29,509 So why don't yöu ask Him directly for compensation? 889 00:48:29,653 --> 00:48:30,779 Why are yöu asking the temples? 890 00:48:32,356 --> 00:48:37,316 Which company supplies electricity to yöur home? 891 00:48:38,395 --> 00:48:39,453 Reliance. - Reliance. 892 00:48:39,530 --> 00:48:41,930 So if there's an electricity problem in yöur home.. 893 00:48:41,999 --> 00:48:44,194 ..yöu will call up the Reliance office, won't yöu? 894 00:48:44,535 --> 00:48:46,469 Yöu won't call Anil Ambani directly. 895 00:48:47,805 --> 00:48:50,797 Mr. Anil, we've a electricity problem. 896 00:48:52,376 --> 00:48:53,365 Silence. 897 00:48:54,011 --> 00:48:55,273 What do yöu mean? 898 00:48:55,946 --> 00:48:56,970 What do yöu mean? 899 00:48:57,414 --> 00:49:02,442 These priests, the saints are officers of God. - No. 900 00:49:02,519 --> 00:49:04,146 They aren't officers. 901 00:49:04,488 --> 00:49:06,319 Officers are educated people. 902 00:49:06,957 --> 00:49:09,118 They are... 903 00:49:09,493 --> 00:49:11,358 They are salesmen, Yöur Honour. 904 00:49:13,430 --> 00:49:15,091 They are collection agents.. 905 00:49:15,165 --> 00:49:16,962 ..because they own God's franchise. 906 00:49:17,067 --> 00:49:18,432 Yöur Honour. 907 00:49:21,505 --> 00:49:23,302 This man's an atheist. 908 00:49:25,276 --> 00:49:29,474 He doesn't know what he's saying. 909 00:49:31,448 --> 00:49:33,746 But, we are saints. 910 00:49:34,585 --> 00:49:35,882 We will forgive him. 911 00:49:37,187 --> 00:49:42,648 But the world will never forgive him for this grave sin. 912 00:49:42,726 --> 00:49:45,092 Yöu won't be able to set foot out of yöur house.. 913 00:49:45,162 --> 00:49:47,460 ..if yöu say anything else. 914 00:49:47,765 --> 00:49:51,201 ls that yöur concern for me.. 915 00:49:51,302 --> 00:49:53,600 ..or are yöu threatening me in front of the judge? 916 00:49:55,673 --> 00:49:58,540 We...are concerned for yöu. 917 00:49:58,742 --> 00:50:00,767 They pay me up quickly. End this matter. 918 00:50:00,911 --> 00:50:02,811 My lord, this is enough. 919 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,877 The donation receipts, the submissions. 920 00:50:05,182 --> 00:50:07,946 There's no agency agreement between God and my clients. 921 00:50:08,986 --> 00:50:10,715 Kanji is saying baseless things. 922 00:50:11,522 --> 00:50:14,491 We cannot file a case against God for such a small thing. 923 00:50:14,558 --> 00:50:15,547 Small? 924 00:50:16,794 --> 00:50:18,625 My lord, this isn't small issue. 925 00:50:19,063 --> 00:50:20,655 That shop means everything to me. 926 00:50:21,298 --> 00:50:22,424 My means of earning. 927 00:50:22,533 --> 00:50:24,364 The only way to support my family. 928 00:50:25,235 --> 00:50:28,898 And l built that shop with hard work. 929 00:50:29,506 --> 00:50:31,838 Now, it's just a piece of land. 930 00:50:32,409 --> 00:50:34,274 And no one's ready to buy that as well. 931 00:50:35,045 --> 00:50:37,946 These people say, Donate with faith.. 932 00:50:38,015 --> 00:50:39,778 ..and yöu'll never be wronged. 933 00:50:40,851 --> 00:50:43,445 And the insurance people say Pay yöur premiums on time.. 934 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,317 ..we're there in yöur troubled times. 935 00:50:45,522 --> 00:50:48,389 l gave donations and also paid my premiums. 936 00:50:48,726 --> 00:50:50,626 But none of them are willing to help me. 937 00:50:51,395 --> 00:50:53,022 l am an ordinary human. 938 00:50:53,330 --> 00:50:54,763 A middle-class man. 939 00:50:55,165 --> 00:50:56,257 My family, my wife and children.. 940 00:50:56,367 --> 00:50:57,800 ..will be forced to live on streets. 941 00:50:58,435 --> 00:50:59,527 No, my lord. 942 00:50:59,770 --> 00:51:02,933 Yöu'll have to give me a chance to defend my case in this court. 943 00:51:03,407 --> 00:51:06,376 And the constituency of lndia gives me the right.. 944 00:51:06,477 --> 00:51:08,377 ..to voice my plea in this court. 945 00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:10,847 So please, my lord. 946 00:51:20,324 --> 00:51:25,819 One crore is a big amount for a middle-class businessman. 947 00:51:26,830 --> 00:51:29,822 And especially, when it's a question of his survival. 948 00:51:31,034 --> 00:51:37,337 So, the court accepts Kanji Lalji Mehta's case. 949 00:51:44,014 --> 00:51:45,003 Silence. 950 00:51:47,418 --> 00:51:49,409 And only after carefully examining.. 951 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,747 ..all the evidences and arguments.. 952 00:51:51,822 --> 00:51:53,449 ..the court will give its verdict, whether.. 953 00:51:53,557 --> 00:51:56,788 ..Mr. Mr. Kanji Lal will get his compensation or not. 954 00:51:57,561 --> 00:51:59,426 And if he does, then who will pay him? 955 00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:03,290 The insurance company or, the temple. 956 00:52:03,967 --> 00:52:05,594 The court's adjourned for the day. 957 00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:15,000 Wait. Wait. 958 00:52:16,547 --> 00:52:20,210 Yöu can perform all the veneration yöu want.. 959 00:52:20,584 --> 00:52:23,178 ..and ring those bells as many times yöu wish. 960 00:52:24,288 --> 00:52:27,086 Yöur God razed down my shop. 961 00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:32,827 And now, l will alone shut down all his shops.. 962 00:52:33,163 --> 00:52:35,791 ..or my name isn't Kanji Lalji Mehta. 963 00:52:36,366 --> 00:52:39,824 And this isn't my concern for yöu. 964 00:52:40,337 --> 00:52:42,498 lt's a direct warning. 965 00:52:42,973 --> 00:52:44,201 Yes. 966 00:53:27,317 --> 00:53:32,380 Yöu're safe here, it's a government property. 967 00:53:33,757 --> 00:53:35,315 But how will yöu escape them? 968 00:53:45,369 --> 00:53:47,166 Down with.. - Kanji! 969 00:53:47,237 --> 00:53:48,636 Down with.. - Kanji! 970 00:53:48,739 --> 00:53:50,297 Down with.. - Kanji! 971 00:53:50,374 --> 00:53:52,001 Down with.. - Kanji! 972 00:53:52,109 --> 00:53:53,838 Down with.. - Kanji! 973 00:53:53,944 --> 00:53:55,605 Down with.. - Kanji! 974 00:53:55,712 --> 00:53:57,703 Down with.. - Kanji! 975 00:53:57,781 --> 00:54:01,080 Sir. The case has been accepted. 976 00:54:01,151 --> 00:54:02,846 l'm worried about Sushila and the children. 977 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,080 l'll take a cab, yöu go. 978 00:54:04,221 --> 00:54:05,848 But how can l leave yöu alone. 979 00:54:05,923 --> 00:54:08,118 l'm going to the police station, for protection. 980 00:54:08,191 --> 00:54:09,658 Drop her home as well. Go. 981 00:54:10,193 --> 00:54:11,160 Be careful, dear. 982 00:54:11,261 --> 00:54:12,990 Go, go, go. 983 00:54:13,664 --> 00:54:15,131 Are the boys ready? 984 00:54:18,535 --> 00:54:19,763 Remember. 985 00:54:20,704 --> 00:54:23,605 Kanji shouldn't get to see daylight. That's it. 986 00:54:26,543 --> 00:54:27,942 There he is. 987 00:54:55,439 --> 00:54:57,566 Catch him. There he goes. 988 00:54:58,408 --> 00:55:00,000 Don't let him go. 989 00:55:08,385 --> 00:55:10,478 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 990 00:55:11,388 --> 00:55:14,016 ♫ govinda aala re.. ♪ 991 00:55:15,659 --> 00:55:17,923 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 992 00:55:22,933 --> 00:55:24,798 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 993 00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:32,370 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 994 00:55:49,526 --> 00:55:50,857 Let's sit down and talk. 995 00:55:51,094 --> 00:55:52,618 All l did was file a case. 996 00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:55,530 lf yöu try to talk they'll cut yöu in half. 997 00:55:55,766 --> 00:55:56,755 Look behind. 998 00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:58,534 Catch him. 999 00:55:58,602 --> 00:55:59,967 Faster! 1000 00:56:03,473 --> 00:56:04,462 Who are yöu? 1001 00:56:04,541 --> 00:56:06,168 Krishna Vasudev Yadav. 1002 00:56:06,576 --> 00:56:07,474 What? 1003 00:56:07,544 --> 00:56:10,570 Krishna Vasudev Yadav from Gokul. 1004 00:56:11,181 --> 00:56:12,671 So yöu're from UP. 1005 00:56:12,883 --> 00:56:15,374 Yöu can call me Kanhaiyya. 1006 00:56:15,485 --> 00:56:16,747 Catch him, catch him. 1007 00:56:19,656 --> 00:56:20,645 Catch him. 1008 00:56:26,196 --> 00:56:27,458 Careful. 1009 00:56:45,215 --> 00:56:47,046 Are yöu a man or a stuntman? 1010 00:56:47,517 --> 00:56:49,109 Yöu can call me a stuntman as well. 1011 00:56:49,619 --> 00:56:52,144 But people call my stunts a miracle. 1012 00:56:52,789 --> 00:56:54,757 Miracle. - Hold on. 1013 00:56:55,225 --> 00:56:57,159 Yöu aren't wearing a helmet either. 1014 00:56:57,761 --> 00:56:58,989 There he is. 1015 00:56:59,062 --> 00:57:00,962 There's a lot of traffic on earth. 1016 00:57:06,069 --> 00:57:08,003 Where do yöu think yöu're going, go that way. 1017 00:57:09,873 --> 00:57:11,272 Drive on the road. 1018 00:57:24,855 --> 00:57:25,822 Faster! 1019 00:57:25,922 --> 00:57:27,890 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 1020 00:57:30,427 --> 00:57:31,894 That was a narrow escape. 1021 00:57:32,195 --> 00:57:34,220 Now, take me to Brahmanwadi. 1022 00:57:35,665 --> 00:57:40,932 Go straight then take a left, then right and another left. 1023 00:57:41,505 --> 00:57:43,166 And yöu'll be home, go on. 1024 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,738 Yöu brought me this far, so drop me home as well. 1025 00:57:45,909 --> 00:57:47,342 My job's to show the way.. 1026 00:57:47,444 --> 00:57:49,378 ..it's yöurjob to get to the destination. 1027 00:57:54,651 --> 00:57:55,515 Keep it. 1028 00:57:55,619 --> 00:57:56,313 Thank yöu so much. 1029 00:57:56,419 --> 00:57:58,114 Yöu're so kind. - Thank yöu. 1030 00:57:58,455 --> 00:58:00,855 Take care. ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 1031 00:58:10,433 --> 00:58:13,197 Papa! - Sushila. 1032 00:58:13,703 --> 00:58:15,102 ls everything fine? 1033 00:58:15,906 --> 00:58:17,806 Go up and take a look in the house, yöu'll know. 1034 00:58:18,275 --> 00:58:19,833 Thankfully we survived, otherwise.. 1035 00:58:19,910 --> 00:58:21,502 No, l'll talk to the police. 1036 00:58:21,611 --> 00:58:22,441 Don't worry. 1037 00:58:22,512 --> 00:58:27,108 They hurled stones and acid bottles in our house. 1038 00:58:27,751 --> 00:58:29,878 l don't care lf l die. 1039 00:58:29,986 --> 00:58:31,283 But the children. 1040 00:58:32,022 --> 00:58:34,718 lf Jigna would've been hit by that acid.. 1041 00:58:34,825 --> 00:58:36,190 l won't let anything happen to them. 1042 00:58:36,259 --> 00:58:37,419 l am their father. Please. 1043 00:58:37,494 --> 00:58:38,984 So, understand the duties of a father. 1044 00:58:39,062 --> 00:58:40,893 Withdraw the case. - Yöu're a fool. 1045 00:58:41,731 --> 00:58:43,062 l'm about to lose my house. 1046 00:58:45,435 --> 00:58:46,834 Where will we stay? 1047 00:58:47,204 --> 00:58:49,468 On the streets, or in their house? 1048 00:58:50,607 --> 00:58:53,098 Do we have any other option? Why don't yöu understand? 1049 00:58:53,210 --> 00:58:54,802 Come on, Jigna. Sit in the car. 1050 00:58:56,279 --> 00:58:57,644 He's made a mess of things. 1051 00:58:57,714 --> 00:58:59,306 l won't leave papa. 1052 00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:01,884 l'll slap yöu if yöu refuse. - No, mother. 1053 00:59:01,985 --> 00:59:03,816 Come inside, sit inside. 1054 00:59:06,590 --> 00:59:07,887 Please.. 1055 00:59:52,769 --> 00:59:53,895 Hello. 1056 00:59:54,571 --> 00:59:55,560 Hello. 1057 00:59:56,406 --> 00:59:58,203 Who is it? - Bhagwan (God). 1058 00:59:58,708 --> 00:59:59,697 What? 1059 01:00:00,143 --> 01:00:02,475 lf yöu were a Muslim, l would've said Allah. 1060 01:00:02,846 --> 01:00:04,780 lf yöu were a Christian, then Jesus Christ. 1061 01:00:05,415 --> 01:00:08,145 Yöu're a Hindu, so Krishna. 1062 01:00:13,456 --> 01:00:14,753 Yöu, here? 1063 01:00:16,126 --> 01:00:19,562 Yöu're an excellent stuntman, really. 1064 01:00:19,663 --> 01:00:20,391 Very good. 1065 01:00:20,497 --> 01:00:22,488 l'm sure yöu're acting is decent as well. 1066 01:00:23,066 --> 01:00:25,899 Why don't yöu approach some television channel? 1067 01:00:25,969 --> 01:00:30,497 They keep remaking Ramayan and Mahabharat. 1068 01:00:30,974 --> 01:00:32,498 Krishna. 1069 01:00:34,177 --> 01:00:36,372 Suited-booted Krishna. 1070 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,404 Here to teach me a lesson. 1071 01:00:39,749 --> 01:00:41,410 Look. 1072 01:00:41,985 --> 01:00:43,714 Look there. 1073 01:00:43,887 --> 01:00:45,514 Gods are bare-bodied. 1074 01:00:45,822 --> 01:00:47,119 Like this. 1075 01:00:47,624 --> 01:00:49,956 They're never fully covered. 1076 01:00:51,361 --> 01:00:53,022 That's yöur wedding photo, right? - Yes. 1077 01:00:53,129 --> 01:00:54,391 Wearing that traditional attire. 1078 01:00:54,497 --> 01:00:56,727 So, did yöu only wear a traditional attire.. 1079 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:57,994 ..since yöur wedding? 1080 01:00:58,101 --> 01:00:59,568 No, right? - No. 1081 01:00:59,970 --> 01:01:02,837 See. That's our older image. 1082 01:01:03,139 --> 01:01:05,437 Conch in one hand, mace in the other. 1083 01:01:05,508 --> 01:01:07,237 Where are yöurs? 1084 01:01:07,310 --> 01:01:10,302 lf l keep holding them all day, won't my arms hurt? 1085 01:01:13,083 --> 01:01:14,072 Think. 1086 01:01:14,417 --> 01:01:17,113 Actually, our latest photos haven't been updated on Facebook. 1087 01:01:17,587 --> 01:01:19,179 People still use the older ones, and we let them. 1088 01:01:19,289 --> 01:01:20,256 We don't have a problem. 1089 01:01:20,323 --> 01:01:22,257 Let them. - That's enough. 1090 01:01:22,492 --> 01:01:24,153 Yöu're boring me now. Get out, leave. 1091 01:01:27,731 --> 01:01:28,720 Mahadev! 1092 01:01:29,899 --> 01:01:33,835 Mahadev! - Only yöu can hear and see me. 1093 01:01:34,738 --> 01:01:36,296 Yes, coming. Coming. 1094 01:01:41,277 --> 01:01:42,209 Mahadev! 1095 01:01:42,312 --> 01:01:43,904 What happened? What happened, Kanji? 1096 01:01:44,347 --> 01:01:45,177 See him. 1097 01:01:45,281 --> 01:01:47,078 He calls himself God. 1098 01:01:47,917 --> 01:01:49,111 l can see him. 1099 01:01:49,419 --> 01:01:50,681 He can see yöu. 1100 01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:53,755 My name's Krishna, yöur new neighbour. 1101 01:01:54,557 --> 01:01:55,922 Neighbour? 1102 01:01:56,726 --> 01:01:57,715 Neighbour? 1103 01:01:57,961 --> 01:02:00,327 The person Kanji had mortgaged his house to.. 1104 01:02:00,363 --> 01:02:01,694 ..has sold it to me. 1105 01:02:03,233 --> 01:02:04,495 Here are the documents. 1106 01:02:07,704 --> 01:02:11,299 And, Kanji bhai, sorry for thatjoke about God. 1107 01:02:13,309 --> 01:02:14,401 What's this? 1108 01:02:15,078 --> 01:02:17,046 How can he sell my house to him? 1109 01:02:17,313 --> 01:02:19,144 l was about to pay him on time. 1110 01:02:19,249 --> 01:02:20,238 l already paid him. 1111 01:02:20,316 --> 01:02:21,544 This isn't done. 1112 01:02:21,684 --> 01:02:22,878 This is my house. Nobody can just buy it. 1113 01:02:22,952 --> 01:02:25,386 Relax. Chill. 1114 01:02:25,889 --> 01:02:28,949 When yöu get yöur compensation from God.. 1115 01:02:29,059 --> 01:02:32,893 ..yöu can repay me, l will leave. 1116 01:02:32,962 --> 01:02:35,954 And anyway, l always leave after my project is over. 1117 01:02:36,066 --> 01:02:39,399 Why buy the house when yöu want to leave? 1118 01:02:39,869 --> 01:02:40,961 Are yöu a agent? 1119 01:02:42,939 --> 01:02:44,406 l am not that low. 1120 01:02:44,741 --> 01:02:46,106 l've a consultancy firm. 1121 01:02:46,543 --> 01:02:48,704 l give advice to people. - Advice. 1122 01:02:48,778 --> 01:02:50,769 Anyone who thinks of me. 1123 01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,541 Public service. Service open to all. 1124 01:02:53,149 --> 01:02:55,344 A solution to every problem. 1125 01:02:55,952 --> 01:02:58,420 Sometimes it gets slightly delayed. 1126 01:02:58,521 --> 01:03:00,216 But...l always get there on time. 1127 01:03:00,557 --> 01:03:01,956 There's delay but not denial. 1128 01:03:02,058 --> 01:03:04,026 Just like l came here, to help Kanji bhai. 1129 01:03:04,828 --> 01:03:05,817 Help me? 1130 01:03:05,929 --> 01:03:07,294 l found out about yöur condition.. 1131 01:03:07,363 --> 01:03:08,796 ..only after l brought the house. 1132 01:03:09,899 --> 01:03:11,093 The court case, lost yöur shop.. 1133 01:03:11,167 --> 01:03:12,429 ..and yöur wife and children too. 1134 01:03:12,502 --> 01:03:14,402 Kanji bhai, don't worry. 1135 01:03:14,871 --> 01:03:16,133 Yöu can stay here. 1136 01:03:16,973 --> 01:03:19,498 ln return, l will only use yöur things. 1137 01:03:19,809 --> 01:03:21,208 Television, fridge, etcetera. 1138 01:03:25,448 --> 01:03:26,540 Fine, but remember.. 1139 01:03:26,649 --> 01:03:28,617 ..one day l will buy this house back from yöu. 1140 01:03:28,918 --> 01:03:29,907 So be it! 1141 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,051 l mean, l promise. 1142 01:03:33,623 --> 01:03:35,557 He's a nice man. - Something yöu said. 1143 01:03:35,758 --> 01:03:37,623 No, just.. Cheers. 1144 01:03:39,562 --> 01:03:41,723 Calls himself God. l think he's drunk. 1145 01:03:41,798 --> 01:03:45,791 Thank yöu, for letting me stay in my own house. 1146 01:03:46,169 --> 01:03:47,329 Thank yöu so much. 1147 01:03:48,738 --> 01:03:49,727 Thank yöu. 1148 01:03:51,207 --> 01:03:53,607 l will sleep outside on the terrace. 1149 01:03:54,077 --> 01:03:55,476 And yöu can sleep wherever yöu want. 1150 01:03:55,545 --> 01:03:56,569 lt's yöur house. 1151 01:03:57,013 --> 01:03:58,480 Thank yöu. Goodnight. 1152 01:03:58,948 --> 01:04:00,939 And yes, the light switch is at the back. 1153 01:04:01,050 --> 01:04:02,642 Switch off the lights before yöu go to sleep. 1154 01:04:07,323 --> 01:04:08,756 Another power failure. 1155 01:04:10,093 --> 01:04:13,927 No. yöu switched it off. - No, l didn't. 1156 01:04:14,230 --> 01:04:15,288 Yöu're drunk. 1157 01:04:15,365 --> 01:04:16,354 So? 1158 01:04:19,035 --> 01:04:20,024 l see. 1159 01:04:31,347 --> 01:04:34,043 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 1160 01:04:38,688 --> 01:04:41,248 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 1161 01:04:45,929 --> 01:04:48,056 ♫ Go...go...go...Govinda. ♪ 1162 01:05:12,488 --> 01:05:15,082 Case on God admitted. Paper, paper, paper. 1163 01:05:15,158 --> 01:05:16,853 High Court has put it's seal on it. 1164 01:05:23,433 --> 01:05:26,129 Through the notice prepared by advocate Hanif Qureshi.. 1165 01:05:26,236 --> 01:05:29,034 ..Kanji Lalji Mehta's case on God has been accepted. 1166 01:05:29,105 --> 01:05:30,231 l think he's mad. 1167 01:05:30,306 --> 01:05:31,466 l'm leaving. 1168 01:05:31,541 --> 01:05:32,701 Hey Jigna, what happened? 1169 01:05:39,148 --> 01:05:41,241 See, his wife ran away. 1170 01:05:41,451 --> 01:05:43,043 Who can live with that madman? 1171 01:05:43,219 --> 01:05:45,312 l don't even talk to him. 1172 01:05:45,388 --> 01:05:47,379 Or the Lord might punish us as well. 1173 01:05:52,328 --> 01:05:55,195 What a splendid bike. - But, who is he? 1174 01:05:55,398 --> 01:05:57,127 l think he arrived just last night. 1175 01:05:59,202 --> 01:06:02,103 Who's playing this classical music? 1176 01:06:02,205 --> 01:06:06,801 l've heard that the new guest is really handsome. 1177 01:06:06,876 --> 01:06:08,844 Don't l look handsome? 1178 01:06:09,445 --> 01:06:10,639 Get inside. 1179 01:06:17,687 --> 01:06:19,018 Hey, Hari Prasad. 1180 01:06:21,524 --> 01:06:22,752 Hey, Chaurasiya. 1181 01:06:23,593 --> 01:06:25,288 What's all this? 1182 01:06:26,029 --> 01:06:27,291 l was waking up the birds! 1183 01:06:27,363 --> 01:06:28,352 What? Who? 1184 01:06:28,698 --> 01:06:30,256 l was waking up the birds! 1185 01:06:30,667 --> 01:06:32,328 Practice. l was practising. 1186 01:06:32,869 --> 01:06:34,234 lt's a good thing to do in the morning. 1187 01:06:34,370 --> 01:06:36,497 Don't do it. Don't do all this in my house. 1188 01:06:38,908 --> 01:06:40,842 lt's yöur house yöu can play anything yöu want. 1189 01:06:41,344 --> 01:06:42,971 Good morning. - What? 1190 01:06:43,179 --> 01:06:45,044 Not me, there's a lady in yöur house. 1191 01:06:46,482 --> 01:06:47,744 Hello. 1192 01:06:48,351 --> 01:06:49,511 Hello. 1193 01:06:49,652 --> 01:06:51,847 l brought breakfast. 1194 01:06:52,021 --> 01:06:54,080 l thought since sister-in-law isn't home, so.. - No need. 1195 01:06:54,157 --> 01:06:55,784 l'll have bread and butter. 1196 01:06:58,261 --> 01:06:59,387 Where's the butter? 1197 01:07:00,463 --> 01:07:01,452 l ate it. 1198 01:07:04,934 --> 01:07:07,494 There was half a kilo of butter in there, yöu ate it all. 1199 01:07:07,737 --> 01:07:09,864 lt's my favourite thing. So l ate it. 1200 01:07:10,139 --> 01:07:11,231 Tell me one thing. 1201 01:07:11,507 --> 01:07:13,304 Why do they make it so salty? 1202 01:07:13,943 --> 01:07:15,410 Just like his name. 1203 01:07:16,879 --> 01:07:18,039 Are yöu all alone? 1204 01:07:18,114 --> 01:07:19,741 Yöur wife? - Of course. 1205 01:07:20,016 --> 01:07:21,244 Sixteen thousand.. - What? 1206 01:07:21,317 --> 01:07:22,341 She lives in Sholapur. 1207 01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:26,680 What did yöu hear? - Sixteen thousand. 1208 01:07:27,023 --> 01:07:29,423 No, she lives in Sholapur. 1209 01:07:29,759 --> 01:07:31,158 He can't handle one.. 1210 01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:32,852 ..how can l have sixteen thousand. 1211 01:07:32,929 --> 01:07:35,159 Please go. He's a big liar. 1212 01:07:35,264 --> 01:07:36,492 He was boring me yesterday. 1213 01:07:36,566 --> 01:07:38,830 Please go. - Give it. 1214 01:07:41,037 --> 01:07:42,937 lf yöu eat all that yöu'll get a stomach ache. 1215 01:07:43,039 --> 01:07:44,700 First half a kilo of butter and now this. 1216 01:07:45,141 --> 01:07:46,335 l'll be fine. 1217 01:07:49,379 --> 01:07:51,745 Hello. - Sir, l'm speaking from ABP News. 1218 01:07:51,848 --> 01:07:53,748 l am standing below yöur house. 1219 01:07:54,984 --> 01:07:55,973 Sir. 1220 01:07:56,586 --> 01:07:59,487 Look, l don't want to be a piece of news for yöu. 1221 01:08:00,123 --> 01:08:01,750 And don't call me again. 1222 01:08:02,492 --> 01:08:04,392 Sir, just one interview. 1223 01:08:04,694 --> 01:08:09,529 Since he filed a case against God, he's become alone. 1224 01:08:11,934 --> 01:08:13,697 One has to tread on such a path alone. 1225 01:08:14,804 --> 01:08:17,534 Let's see how far our friend goes. 1226 01:08:21,010 --> 01:08:22,602 The advocate who prepared Kanji's notice. 1227 01:08:22,678 --> 01:08:24,236 He lives that way. 1228 01:08:24,313 --> 01:08:26,281 Excuse me, advocate Hanif Qureshi. 1229 01:08:26,616 --> 01:08:28,015 He lives right there. 1230 01:08:28,084 --> 01:08:30,484 Where does advocate Hanif Qureshi live? 1231 01:08:30,553 --> 01:08:31,952 He lives right there. 1232 01:08:32,221 --> 01:08:34,314 Advocate Hanif Qureshi lives there. 1233 01:08:40,830 --> 01:08:43,628 155 letters, and calls too. 1234 01:08:44,333 --> 01:08:47,700 Bhuj, Latur, Vishakapatnam. 1235 01:08:48,337 --> 01:08:50,862 Their claims haven't been approved.. 1236 01:08:51,374 --> 01:08:54,537 ..for the past few years due to 'Act of God'. 1237 01:08:55,778 --> 01:08:59,839 All they all want yöu to defend their cases. 1238 01:09:00,650 --> 01:09:05,644 Son, l've lost my house in the earthquake. 1239 01:09:07,490 --> 01:09:12,052 My son and his wife died too. 1240 01:09:16,265 --> 01:09:17,698 This is my grandson. 1241 01:09:18,267 --> 01:09:20,861 His cancer needs to be operated. 1242 01:09:21,404 --> 01:09:25,670 lf l get the insurance money, everything will be alright. 1243 01:09:26,676 --> 01:09:28,473 This is Aslam. 1244 01:09:28,544 --> 01:09:29,533 Hello. - Hello. 1245 01:09:29,912 --> 01:09:31,903 He lost everything in the Tsunami. 1246 01:09:32,815 --> 01:09:36,307 He lost all the money he had saved for his sister's marriage. 1247 01:09:38,921 --> 01:09:40,286 So yöu file a case too. 1248 01:09:40,356 --> 01:09:41,880 l'll be cast out.. 1249 01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:45,951 ..if l go against the priest or community. 1250 01:09:46,062 --> 01:09:48,428 Look, Aslam. Yöu aren't going against anyone. 1251 01:09:49,098 --> 01:09:53,159 Those who taught yöu religion, taught yöu to pray.. 1252 01:09:53,469 --> 01:09:57,735 ..yöu're just questioning them why Allah did this to yöu. 1253 01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:01,768 But, the priest.. - Aslam. 1254 01:10:02,311 --> 01:10:05,109 When yöu lose yöur home.. 1255 01:10:05,748 --> 01:10:08,546 ..will the priest let yöu stay in his house? 1256 01:10:09,952 --> 01:10:14,082 Religion is for people, people aren't made for religion. 1257 01:10:19,762 --> 01:10:23,789 Hanif, how long will it take to ready their papers? 1258 01:10:24,534 --> 01:10:26,195 As long as it will take me to type. 1259 01:10:27,503 --> 01:10:28,595 Let's begin. 1260 01:10:50,593 --> 01:10:53,494 First one crore, and now claims worth 400 crores. 1261 01:10:53,696 --> 01:10:54,958 Kanji Mehta! 1262 01:10:55,331 --> 01:10:56,992 Advocate Sardesai is caught between.. 1263 01:10:57,099 --> 01:10:59,192 ..the insurance company and religious organizations. 1264 01:10:59,302 --> 01:11:01,429 For God's sake, prove that God exists. 1265 01:11:01,704 --> 01:11:03,729 And...and... make God pay all this! 1266 01:11:03,940 --> 01:11:07,307 The temples, mosques, churches, they will pay everything. 1267 01:11:07,376 --> 01:11:08,365 Kanji. 1268 01:11:09,078 --> 01:11:10,875 Wasn't yöur fight with yöur God? 1269 01:11:10,947 --> 01:11:13,211 Silence please! - So why call me here? 1270 01:11:13,482 --> 01:11:18,920 Priest, how can l say which God of which religion.. 1271 01:11:18,988 --> 01:11:23,357 ..was behind this earthquake, or that Tsunami? 1272 01:11:23,793 --> 01:11:25,385 That's yöur department. 1273 01:11:25,962 --> 01:11:29,159 Yöur Honour, they're in constant touch with God. 1274 01:11:29,398 --> 01:11:31,093 They're always in contact. 1275 01:11:31,467 --> 01:11:35,301 Why don't yöu tell me Who was responsible? 1276 01:11:35,371 --> 01:11:38,932 Why would our God harm people of our own religion? 1277 01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:40,535 God will never do such a thing! 1278 01:11:40,610 --> 01:11:42,305 Silence. - He loves his children! 1279 01:11:42,745 --> 01:11:45,009 Allah doesn't hate his followers either! 1280 01:11:45,114 --> 01:11:46,877 Relax. - Please be seated. 1281 01:11:49,285 --> 01:11:53,415 The court needs some time to study all these cases. 1282 01:11:53,789 --> 01:11:58,522 Anyone related to this case cannot leave the country. 1283 01:11:58,594 --> 01:11:59,686 What? 1284 01:11:59,762 --> 01:12:00,694 Court is adjourned. 1285 01:12:01,230 --> 01:12:02,959 Long live.. - Kanji! 1286 01:12:03,065 --> 01:12:04,692 Long live.. - Kanji! 1287 01:12:04,767 --> 01:12:06,462 Long live.. - Kanji! 1288 01:12:06,535 --> 01:12:08,025 Long live.. - Kanji! 1289 01:12:08,104 --> 01:12:09,696 Long live.. - Kanji! 1290 01:12:09,839 --> 01:12:11,466 Long live.. - Kanji! 1291 01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:13,132 Long live.. - Kanji! 1292 01:12:13,242 --> 01:12:15,506 Long live.. - Kanji! 1293 01:12:15,578 --> 01:12:21,710 This is government property, yöu're safe here. 1294 01:12:22,485 --> 01:12:30,483 But how will yöu escape them, in temples, churches and mosques? 1295 01:12:49,979 --> 01:12:51,776 What are yöu thinking, Leeladhar? 1296 01:12:52,481 --> 01:12:55,075 This has gone beyond the limit. 1297 01:12:55,785 --> 01:13:01,223 Stop all the shams that yöu're running in the name of faith. 1298 01:13:04,727 --> 01:13:06,285 Otherwise, the day isn't far when.. 1299 01:13:06,629 --> 01:13:09,928 ..no one will even spare alms in the name of God. 1300 01:13:12,068 --> 01:13:13,057 Thank yöu. 1301 01:13:14,270 --> 01:13:17,239 Yöu don't understand, Leeladhar.. - Thank yöu. 1302 01:13:40,730 --> 01:13:42,755 This is actually a serious matter. 1303 01:13:43,365 --> 01:13:45,526 People are making him a hero.. 1304 01:13:45,601 --> 01:13:49,264 ..and the claim amount is increasing. 1305 01:13:49,338 --> 01:13:51,602 Will yöu just tell us about the problems or do something? 1306 01:13:53,142 --> 01:13:54,666 Next week, l've a religious programme.. 1307 01:13:54,744 --> 01:13:56,405 ..on the Star Cruise, in Singapore 1308 01:13:56,946 --> 01:13:59,312 And the judge says l cannot leave the country. 1309 01:13:59,381 --> 01:14:01,246 Do something. - l would. 1310 01:14:01,317 --> 01:14:03,444 But it's the court, not the parliament.. 1311 01:14:03,519 --> 01:14:06,420 ..where we can break a few chairs and the job's done. 1312 01:14:06,822 --> 01:14:08,187 lt's the court. 1313 01:14:08,624 --> 01:14:09,750 Let me think. 1314 01:14:10,459 --> 01:14:12,051 Well, there's one way. 1315 01:14:12,128 --> 01:14:13,356 l know it's an old idea.. 1316 01:14:13,462 --> 01:14:15,453 ..but these days it's a lot in fashion. 1317 01:14:16,465 --> 01:14:18,092 Laxman Mishra guarantees.. 1318 01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:19,862 ..that yöu'll get the sympathy of people. 1319 01:14:19,935 --> 01:14:21,300 l guarantee it. 1320 01:14:21,737 --> 01:14:22,726 Thank yöu. 1321 01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:26,306 Lord blessed us with everything. 1322 01:14:27,276 --> 01:14:30,575 The earth, the air, water, the flora, fauna, everything. 1323 01:14:32,481 --> 01:14:36,781 Did He ever ask us for service tax? - No? 1324 01:14:37,253 --> 01:14:39,312 Did he ever ask us for sales tax? - No. 1325 01:14:40,189 --> 01:14:45,525 And today, a madman has dragged Him to court.. 1326 01:14:46,495 --> 01:14:50,488 ..so, will we stay quiet? - No. 1327 01:14:51,534 --> 01:14:52,762 We will fight. 1328 01:14:53,502 --> 01:14:54,969 We will fight together. 1329 01:14:55,738 --> 01:15:00,903 And so, guiding us on this path, our beloved.. 1330 01:15:02,011 --> 01:15:09,941 ..and revered Sri Siddeshwar Maharaj will fast unto death. 1331 01:15:10,753 --> 01:15:12,721 He will go on a hunger strike. 1332 01:15:14,523 --> 01:15:17,083 Glory to.. - Siddeshwar Maharaj 1333 01:15:17,159 --> 01:15:21,118 Today's the third day of Siddeshwar Maharaj's hunger strike. 1334 01:15:21,630 --> 01:15:23,564 Many religious organizations and devotees.. 1335 01:15:23,699 --> 01:15:27,897 ..from different parts of the country have supported this movement. 1336 01:15:28,337 --> 01:15:30,532 On the other hand, Kanji Lalji Mehta.. 1337 01:15:30,639 --> 01:15:33,130 ..has refused to talk to the media. 1338 01:15:33,475 --> 01:15:35,102 He won't take a sip of water. 1339 01:15:35,177 --> 01:15:36,337 He won't stop. 1340 01:15:36,979 --> 01:15:38,344 He's an ascetic. 1341 01:15:38,747 --> 01:15:47,746 Repeat after me, Glory to Ram, glory to Sita-Ram! 1342 01:15:59,335 --> 01:16:02,702 Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna! 1343 01:16:02,805 --> 01:16:05,205 Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna! 1344 01:16:05,274 --> 01:16:07,606 And what does God say? 1345 01:16:07,910 --> 01:16:10,504 Awaken the power of yöur devotion. 1346 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:15,044 And go tell Kanji, yöu can do anything yöu want. 1347 01:16:15,117 --> 01:16:19,679 We will continue.. 1348 01:16:19,955 --> 01:16:22,753 They're defaming me taking Krishna's name. 1349 01:16:23,392 --> 01:16:24,620 Mine too. 1350 01:16:25,027 --> 01:16:26,358 What have yöu got to do with this? 1351 01:16:26,462 --> 01:16:27,451 l do. 1352 01:16:27,763 --> 01:16:30,561 When they're defaming yöu, they're defaming me too. 1353 01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:32,095 Yöu're my friend after all. 1354 01:16:32,968 --> 01:16:35,869 Look, Kanji bhai, it's the era of publicity. 1355 01:16:36,038 --> 01:16:39,735 These imposters like to show off. 1356 01:16:40,142 --> 01:16:42,201 l am fighting for my right, that's all. 1357 01:16:42,945 --> 01:16:46,176 And yöu will win this fight only when yöu expose their lies.. 1358 01:16:46,582 --> 01:16:50,348 ..and that's possible only when yöu speak to the people. 1359 01:16:51,453 --> 01:16:55,480 Even Krishna had to enter the ring to kill Kans. 1360 01:16:56,125 --> 01:16:58,525 Enough of yöur fairytales. 1361 01:16:59,762 --> 01:17:01,889 But l did understand one thing. 1362 01:17:03,098 --> 01:17:08,001 Now watch... how l expose them and their God. 1363 01:17:10,839 --> 01:17:12,864 He's not going to spare me. 1364 01:17:16,679 --> 01:17:19,876 Hello, and welcome to a very special episode.. 1365 01:17:19,982 --> 01:17:21,244 ..of Oh My God! 1366 01:17:21,483 --> 01:17:23,212 Why is this episode special? 1367 01:17:23,419 --> 01:17:25,979 Because Kanji Lalji Mehta.. 1368 01:17:26,055 --> 01:17:30,890 ..is finally here to answer all yöur questions. 1369 01:17:32,594 --> 01:17:35,825 Many of yöu think he's crazy and cynical. 1370 01:17:36,832 --> 01:17:40,268 He's the person who... filed the case against God. 1371 01:17:41,370 --> 01:17:42,860 Kanji bhai, welcome to our show. 1372 01:17:42,972 --> 01:17:44,803 My first question is.. 1373 01:17:45,207 --> 01:17:47,198 Why are yöu after all the religious sects? 1374 01:17:48,310 --> 01:17:50,107 Yöu media personnel, l tell yöu.. 1375 01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:54,415 Yöur questions sound more like allegations.. 1376 01:17:54,483 --> 01:17:56,451 ..and make us sound guilty. 1377 01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:00,848 l respect all religion and don't believe in any. 1378 01:18:00,956 --> 01:18:02,446 This man will never change. 1379 01:18:02,558 --> 01:18:05,026 And if God exists, he will answer all my questions. 1380 01:18:05,427 --> 01:18:07,952 Notjust that, he will support me in my fight. 1381 01:18:08,797 --> 01:18:09,786 How? 1382 01:18:12,968 --> 01:18:15,198 When yöu were small, a small child. 1383 01:18:15,771 --> 01:18:19,002 What would yöu do to ask yöur papa for chocolate? 1384 01:18:20,576 --> 01:18:22,840 l mean, would yöu chant his name. 1385 01:18:22,945 --> 01:18:24,776 Papa, give me chocolates. 1386 01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:27,239 Or, did yöu venerate him with incense sticks.. 1387 01:18:27,349 --> 01:18:29,340 ..or throw flowers... - No, l didn't do any of that. 1388 01:18:29,785 --> 01:18:32,618 l would directly ask him whatever l wanted. - Exactly. 1389 01:18:32,688 --> 01:18:34,349 Exactly. l'm doing the same thing. 1390 01:18:34,823 --> 01:18:39,624 People have always told me, that God is like a father-figure. 1391 01:18:39,762 --> 01:18:43,789 Maybe? But how can l believe, as long as l don't see Him. 1392 01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:47,431 Yöu're an atheist, how can God appear before yöu? 1393 01:18:49,571 --> 01:18:50,731 Eat. Eat. 1394 01:18:52,107 --> 01:18:56,066 Kanji bhai, even l believe that God's like a father-figure. - Yes. 1395 01:18:56,412 --> 01:18:58,004 So, will he appear before me? 1396 01:18:58,247 --> 01:19:00,306 Do yöu believe in temples, idols etcetera? 1397 01:19:00,549 --> 01:19:03,313 Yes, l do. - Then He won't. 1398 01:19:03,519 --> 01:19:04,508 But why? 1399 01:19:04,753 --> 01:19:06,744 Because yöu're searching for Him in temples and idols. 1400 01:19:06,955 --> 01:19:08,616 Then why does He have to come personally? 1401 01:19:08,757 --> 01:19:10,418 No, this is wrong. 1402 01:19:10,759 --> 01:19:12,124 God does exist. 1403 01:19:12,194 --> 01:19:14,025 l couldn't find a decentjob for two years. 1404 01:19:14,129 --> 01:19:17,826 l prayed that if l find a job, l will shave my head. 1405 01:19:17,933 --> 01:19:19,628 And see, l found a job. 1406 01:19:19,768 --> 01:19:21,827 Oh, yöu shaved off the entire thing. 1407 01:19:23,272 --> 01:19:24,637 Just imagine. 1408 01:19:24,873 --> 01:19:28,934 Yöu're all dressed and leaving for work in the morning.. 1409 01:19:29,144 --> 01:19:31,203 ..and as soon as yöu open yöur door.. 1410 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,804 ..yöu see a pile of hair. 1411 01:19:34,183 --> 01:19:37,277 Black hair, white hair, some with dandruff. 1412 01:19:37,619 --> 01:19:38,881 Some have lice. 1413 01:19:39,822 --> 01:19:42,017 There's a pile of every kind of hair. 1414 01:19:42,491 --> 01:19:44,254 Tell me how yöu will feel. 1415 01:19:44,359 --> 01:19:45,826 l won't like it at all. 1416 01:19:46,095 --> 01:19:48,962 lsn't it? So, imagine how bad God feels. 1417 01:19:49,798 --> 01:19:52,198 God opens his door, and there's hair scattered around. 1418 01:19:52,468 --> 01:19:55,164 Kanji bhai always has the right logic. 1419 01:19:55,237 --> 01:19:56,829 Do yöu know what's done with all these hairs? 1420 01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:00,502 They are sold. 1421 01:20:01,043 --> 01:20:04,444 These hairs are sold in America, London, etcetera... 1422 01:20:04,513 --> 01:20:08,415 ln short, yöur faith is sold. 1423 01:20:08,650 --> 01:20:09,639 That's it. 1424 01:20:11,453 --> 01:20:12,477 He is right. 1425 01:20:13,188 --> 01:20:14,416 He's got a point. 1426 01:20:14,857 --> 01:20:17,655 But that money is used to run schools, orphanages.. 1427 01:20:17,726 --> 01:20:19,717 ..hospitals, charitable trusts. 1428 01:20:19,828 --> 01:20:21,090 Do yöu have a problem with that too? 1429 01:20:21,597 --> 01:20:24,828 lt's just like a tobacco seller builds a cancer hospital. 1430 01:20:27,136 --> 01:20:28,865 They have to do these things, madam. 1431 01:20:29,338 --> 01:20:31,135 Because all this is unaccounted money. 1432 01:20:31,473 --> 01:20:33,873 lf yöu don't show any legal transaction.. 1433 01:20:33,942 --> 01:20:36,342 ..then the lncome Tax people will put yöu behind bars. 1434 01:20:37,112 --> 01:20:39,910 l've a problem with their way of extracting the money. 1435 01:20:40,315 --> 01:20:42,647 Just like the mafia scares us with a gun.. 1436 01:20:42,718 --> 01:20:44,481 ..these people scare us in the name of the Lord. 1437 01:20:44,553 --> 01:20:45,485 That's a good one. 1438 01:20:45,554 --> 01:20:47,419 Yöur child's stars are unfavourable. 1439 01:20:47,856 --> 01:20:48,754 He's unlucky. 1440 01:20:48,857 --> 01:20:50,654 There's an inauspicious issue in his horoscope. 1441 01:20:50,726 --> 01:20:52,819 Saturn's influencing his stars... 1442 01:20:52,895 --> 01:20:53,884 What is this? 1443 01:20:54,963 --> 01:20:57,864 He is just born, let him breathe. 1444 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:02,266 And this is where all their religious hoaxes begin. 1445 01:21:02,604 --> 01:21:05,004 Notjust this lifetime, but they also scare yöu.. 1446 01:21:05,073 --> 01:21:07,007 ..in the name of yöur next life. Yes. 1447 01:21:07,276 --> 01:21:09,039 lf yöu don't do this and this.. 1448 01:21:09,111 --> 01:21:11,102 ..then yöu'll become a dog in yöur next lifetime. 1449 01:21:12,581 --> 01:21:14,913 Or, if yöu do this, yöu'll be born as a insect.. 1450 01:21:15,017 --> 01:21:16,006 ..and go to hell. 1451 01:21:16,084 --> 01:21:19,019 And then, they read out an entire itinerary of hell. 1452 01:21:19,922 --> 01:21:22,049 Yöu'll be made to sleep on a bed of nails. 1453 01:21:22,124 --> 01:21:23,785 Thrown in the sea of fire. 1454 01:21:23,859 --> 01:21:25,724 Fried in hot oil. 1455 01:21:26,828 --> 01:21:28,090 Am l a man or a fritter? 1456 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,293 Wonderful, Kanji. 1457 01:21:37,105 --> 01:21:38,094 Too good. 1458 01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:42,539 So, what's the definition of religion according to yöu? 1459 01:21:42,911 --> 01:21:45,106 l believe, where there's religion.. 1460 01:21:45,447 --> 01:21:47,142 ..there's no place for honesty. 1461 01:21:47,683 --> 01:21:51,210 And where there's truth, yöu don't need religion. 1462 01:21:51,286 --> 01:21:52,548 He's absolutely right. 1463 01:21:53,155 --> 01:21:54,520 What's the role.. 1464 01:21:54,623 --> 01:21:56,648 ..of caste and religion in a person's life? 1465 01:22:07,603 --> 01:22:09,696 They do just one thing, madam. 1466 01:22:10,038 --> 01:22:12,370 Either it makes them helpless. 1467 01:22:12,441 --> 01:22:13,931 ..or a terrorist. 1468 01:22:20,582 --> 01:22:21,640 He's too good. 1469 01:22:21,717 --> 01:22:23,048 He'll never change. - Sister. 1470 01:22:23,118 --> 01:22:24,676 Oh my God. 1471 01:22:24,853 --> 01:22:27,219 Oh my God, Kanji bhai. 1472 01:22:27,723 --> 01:22:30,817 Really, yöu've changed my concept about God. 1473 01:22:30,892 --> 01:22:31,881 Honestly. 1474 01:22:31,994 --> 01:22:33,825 No matter what the verdict of the court is.. 1475 01:22:34,196 --> 01:22:36,255 ..the yöung generation today, notjust the yöung.. 1476 01:22:36,331 --> 01:22:38,891 ..but every generation needs to think like yöu. 1477 01:22:39,001 --> 01:22:39,990 l applaud yöu. 1478 01:22:40,068 --> 01:22:42,662 Hey, guys. He's my father. 1479 01:22:51,113 --> 01:22:54,810 Sanskrit chants. 1480 01:22:54,883 --> 01:22:56,043 Sanskrit chants. 1481 01:22:56,118 --> 01:22:57,517 Just a minute, priest. 1482 01:22:57,886 --> 01:23:01,481 Explain us the meaning of these chants. 1483 01:23:01,990 --> 01:23:03,890 Priest, yöur fees is 500 rupees, right. 1484 01:23:03,992 --> 01:23:05,016 We will pay yöu that. 1485 01:23:05,093 --> 01:23:08,995 We'll pay yöu 5 rupees for every mantra yöu explain. 1486 01:23:09,064 --> 01:23:09,894 Let's go. 1487 01:23:09,998 --> 01:23:11,590 They've seen Kanji bhai's interview as well. 1488 01:23:11,667 --> 01:23:13,692 Let's go from here, come on. - Priest. 1489 01:23:15,304 --> 01:23:18,000 Someone placed a big stone in the middle of the ground. 1490 01:23:18,073 --> 01:23:20,473 And a few people anointed that stone and adorned it with garlands. 1491 01:23:20,575 --> 01:23:22,372 Now, people call this the temple of Hanuman.. 1492 01:23:22,444 --> 01:23:24,105 ..they tie bells here and pray. 1493 01:23:24,212 --> 01:23:27,010 This is the only ground. Where else can we play? 1494 01:23:27,082 --> 01:23:28,071 lf the BMC doesn't do anything.. 1495 01:23:28,183 --> 01:23:30,515 ..then we will talk to Kanji bhai.. - Yes, yes.. 1496 01:23:30,619 --> 01:23:34,680 No, no. That man spares no one. 1497 01:23:34,856 --> 01:23:36,050 l will move this temple. 1498 01:23:39,795 --> 01:23:42,992 Hail Krishna. 1499 01:23:43,065 --> 01:23:45,863 Hail Krishna. 1500 01:23:46,034 --> 01:23:49,435 Hail Krishna. 1501 01:23:49,671 --> 01:23:52,504 Hail Krishna. 1502 01:23:52,641 --> 01:23:56,236 Hail Krishna. 1503 01:23:56,311 --> 01:23:59,109 Hail Krishna. - Miracle. 1504 01:23:59,648 --> 01:24:01,775 Swami. - Yes. 1505 01:24:02,451 --> 01:24:04,248 Relieve me from this hunger-strike. 1506 01:24:04,619 --> 01:24:06,985 Each time l've to go to the toilet for eating the fritter. 1507 01:24:07,055 --> 01:24:08,579 Manage a few more days.. 1508 01:24:08,990 --> 01:24:12,084 ..otherwise yöu'll have to starve for the rest of yöur life. 1509 01:24:12,728 --> 01:24:15,629 Yöu've rented such a big ground. 1510 01:24:15,697 --> 01:24:17,358 But now nobody comes here. 1511 01:24:17,966 --> 01:24:19,558 The few that are here.. 1512 01:24:19,634 --> 01:24:21,158 ..are the ones who rented this dais to us. 1513 01:24:21,503 --> 01:24:24,939 l fear that if people start believing in Kanji.. 1514 01:24:25,073 --> 01:24:26,836 ..then they will lose their faith in us. 1515 01:24:27,843 --> 01:24:30,073 What if they stop coming to the temple? 1516 01:24:30,612 --> 01:24:32,045 That won't happen. 1517 01:24:33,482 --> 01:24:36,212 ln this country, people visit the temple.. 1518 01:24:36,284 --> 01:24:37,945 ..more than they visit the school. 1519 01:24:42,190 --> 01:24:45,318 The High Court has accepted 455 cases.. 1520 01:24:45,427 --> 01:24:47,987 ..but we'll have to wait and watch.. 1521 01:24:48,063 --> 01:24:50,122 ..Kanji Lalji Mehta's argument in the court. 1522 01:24:52,401 --> 01:24:53,663 Siddeshwar Maharaj. 1523 01:24:54,536 --> 01:24:58,199 What's the area of yöur temple? 1524 01:24:59,541 --> 01:25:00,735 22 acres. 1525 01:25:02,644 --> 01:25:05,204 lt has 322 small temples of God. 1526 01:25:06,248 --> 01:25:09,581 Meaning, there's an entire shopping mall of Gods inside. 1527 01:25:13,789 --> 01:25:14,778 Silence. 1528 01:25:15,090 --> 01:25:20,187 There are 142 priests to serve the Lord in all these temples. 1529 01:25:20,362 --> 01:25:24,458 Do yöu know how many beggars are outside yöur temple? 1530 01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:26,566 What? - Beggars. 1531 01:25:26,868 --> 01:25:30,998 Yöu remember the 320 idols and 142 priests.. 1532 01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:36,434 ..but yöu do yöu know how many beggars sit outside yöur temple? 1533 01:25:36,711 --> 01:25:39,737 Yöur Honour, the beggars outside their temple.. 1534 01:25:39,981 --> 01:25:41,812 ..are restricted from coming inside. No! 1535 01:25:42,217 --> 01:25:44,014 Whether its scorching heat, or rains, just keep rotting outside. 1536 01:25:44,085 --> 01:25:45,279 Don't set foot inside. 1537 01:25:45,487 --> 01:25:47,387 Don't say no. 1538 01:25:47,456 --> 01:25:49,447 A priest from yöur temple told me so. 1539 01:25:50,091 --> 01:25:52,184 And he also said to me.. 1540 01:25:52,794 --> 01:25:57,026 ..Kanji bhai, if yöu want to win this case.. 1541 01:25:57,098 --> 01:25:58,656 ..then come here every Monday. 1542 01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:01,034 So l asked Where should l come. 1543 01:26:01,136 --> 01:26:03,195 He said, Come to Lord Shiva's temple. 1544 01:26:03,271 --> 01:26:05,865 Offer a bowl of milk and then watch. 1545 01:26:06,174 --> 01:26:08,608 l thought, fine, let's try it. 1546 01:26:08,944 --> 01:26:10,639 Yöur Honour, l went there on a Monday.. 1547 01:26:10,779 --> 01:26:14,078 ..with a bowl of milk, standing in the long queue. 1548 01:26:14,182 --> 01:26:16,514 Everyone was holding bowl in their hands. 1549 01:26:17,385 --> 01:26:19,683 l thought there must be someone inside to drink the milk. 1550 01:26:19,788 --> 01:26:23,087 All of them aren't fools to stand in the line holding a jug. 1551 01:26:23,558 --> 01:26:24,422 lt was my turn, Yöur Honour. 1552 01:26:24,493 --> 01:26:26,484 l went inside, but there was no in there. 1553 01:26:26,595 --> 01:26:28,392 No one to drink the milk? 1554 01:26:29,231 --> 01:26:31,791 Just then l noticed black stone. 1555 01:26:31,867 --> 01:26:34,165 lt's called 'Shiva's phallus, yöu fool. 1556 01:26:34,236 --> 01:26:36,466 Yes, there was a 'Shiva's phallus. 1557 01:26:36,571 --> 01:26:38,004 And that stone. 1558 01:26:38,073 --> 01:26:39,836 That stone was completely immersed in milk. 1559 01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:45,168 And right besides the phallus, through a small drain.. 1560 01:26:45,247 --> 01:26:47,442 ..the milk was going outside. 1561 01:26:47,516 --> 01:26:50,815 l thought Yes, there must be someone outside to drink the milk. 1562 01:26:51,219 --> 01:26:52,811 But when l saw there was no one outside as well. 1563 01:26:53,455 --> 01:26:59,416 All the milk was going into the sewers. 1564 01:26:59,494 --> 01:27:00,426 The sewers. 1565 01:27:00,529 --> 01:27:01,928 Total waste. 1566 01:27:02,764 --> 01:27:05,665 And there was a beggar standing right besides the sewer. 1567 01:27:05,767 --> 01:27:07,826 He must've been hungry for the past 4-5 days. 1568 01:27:08,270 --> 01:27:09,862 He was shivering. 1569 01:27:10,539 --> 01:27:12,234 Maybe he wanted to drink the milk.. 1570 01:27:12,340 --> 01:27:13,932 ..but he couldn't do so from the sewers. 1571 01:27:14,242 --> 01:27:16,710 l gave that beggar my bowl of milk. 1572 01:27:17,812 --> 01:27:20,280 And do yöu know what he said after he drank the milk? 1573 01:27:21,550 --> 01:27:23,381 God bless yöu! 1574 01:27:30,225 --> 01:27:32,352 lf every person visiting the temple.. 1575 01:27:32,427 --> 01:27:35,954 ..gives the milk to a needy instead.. 1576 01:27:36,031 --> 01:27:37,794 ..then they will earn more merits. 1577 01:27:37,866 --> 01:27:38,855 Right? 1578 01:27:43,104 --> 01:27:47,632 lf yöu donate blankets to a poor beggar.. 1579 01:27:47,976 --> 01:27:52,811 ..instead of offering it to shrine, it will make Allah happy. 1580 01:27:56,217 --> 01:27:59,050 And if yöu light a candle in some poor man's hut.. 1581 01:27:59,521 --> 01:28:03,355 ..instead of the church, they he'll never have to live in the darkness. 1582 01:28:06,595 --> 01:28:09,894 Don't yöu believe in God? - l am God. 1583 01:28:10,465 --> 01:28:12,126 And l am Amitabh Bachchan! 1584 01:28:14,803 --> 01:28:15,895 Look, Kanji. 1585 01:28:17,405 --> 01:28:20,932 Offering milk, candles, blanket is a tradition. 1586 01:28:21,409 --> 01:28:23,400 Worshipping the Lord. 1587 01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,944 But yöu won't understand their value.. 1588 01:28:28,149 --> 01:28:29,548 ..because yöu are an atheist. 1589 01:28:30,352 --> 01:28:33,185 Yöu're still bounded by the illusions of this world. 1590 01:28:33,254 --> 01:28:34,653 But yöu aren't. 1591 01:28:34,789 --> 01:28:37,053 Yöu're at the threshold of salvation. 1592 01:28:37,158 --> 01:28:40,650 So, why not stop the shams under the pretext of rituals and traditions? 1593 01:28:41,696 --> 01:28:43,857 Do yöu know how much oil is wasted on Saturday.. 1594 01:28:43,965 --> 01:28:45,557 ..on Lord Shani's idol? 1595 01:28:46,501 --> 01:28:50,904 People stick coins on the idol like this. 1596 01:28:51,506 --> 01:28:53,474 What will Hanuman do with all that change? 1597 01:28:53,575 --> 01:28:55,634 Kanji is absolutely right. 1598 01:28:56,511 --> 01:29:00,277 Sai Baba lived in poverty all his life, for the poor. 1599 01:29:00,749 --> 01:29:02,182 As long as he was alive.. 1600 01:29:02,617 --> 01:29:05,780 ..he wandered around for a drop of oil. 1601 01:29:06,221 --> 01:29:07,779 And today, after he's dead. 1602 01:29:08,423 --> 01:29:10,050 Throne worth millions. 1603 01:29:11,059 --> 01:29:15,223 Gold crown. What for? 1604 01:29:16,998 --> 01:29:19,228 Tell me one thing. 1605 01:29:20,135 --> 01:29:24,299 Anyone who is a faithful devotee of the Lord.. 1606 01:29:24,706 --> 01:29:28,005 ..is blessed with His grace. 1607 01:29:28,176 --> 01:29:29,165 Right? 1608 01:29:30,445 --> 01:29:33,778 Right? - Yes. 1609 01:29:33,848 --> 01:29:36,908 So tell me, why does a bus heading.. 1610 01:29:37,085 --> 01:29:42,022 ..for a trip to Amarnath or Vaishno Devi falls in the ravine? 1611 01:29:43,058 --> 01:29:44,958 They were going to serve the Lord. 1612 01:29:45,460 --> 01:29:48,190 They were going with complete faith and singing religious discourses. 1613 01:29:48,329 --> 01:29:50,058 So, the Lord called them directly. 1614 01:29:50,465 --> 01:29:53,263 And show me one car which met with an accident.. 1615 01:29:53,334 --> 01:29:56,792 ..and doesn't have God's idol or photo kept inside. 1616 01:29:57,772 --> 01:29:59,467 Speak. - l object, Yöur Honour. 1617 01:30:00,675 --> 01:30:04,008 From day 1 this man's trying to twist the case around. 1618 01:30:04,679 --> 01:30:06,670 Mr. Kanji, this isn't a debate about good and bad. 1619 01:30:06,915 --> 01:30:08,849 This is the court, we only believe on proofs here. 1620 01:30:09,217 --> 01:30:12,311 And we have proof, yöur signatures on the insurance papers. 1621 01:30:13,221 --> 01:30:14,620 And legally yöu have no right to ask for any compensation.. 1622 01:30:14,689 --> 01:30:15,713 ..from the insurance company. 1623 01:30:15,824 --> 01:30:17,451 And as far as we're concerned. 1624 01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:22,058 We don't believe in the insurance company's conditions. 1625 01:30:23,998 --> 01:30:27,661 lf they say that the judge caused the earthquake.. 1626 01:30:28,002 --> 01:30:29,765 ..will the judge have to pay yöu compensation? 1627 01:30:29,938 --> 01:30:32,668 Similarly, if God's name is written on the policy.. 1628 01:30:32,907 --> 01:30:35,467 ..he isn't liable to pay the compensation. 1629 01:30:37,645 --> 01:30:39,704 lf yöu want God to give yöu compensation. 1630 01:30:40,415 --> 01:30:42,679 Then prove that God caused this earthquake. 1631 01:30:43,017 --> 01:30:45,076 He did.. - But, in writing. 1632 01:30:47,355 --> 01:30:49,289 Do yöu have it...in writing? 1633 01:30:49,958 --> 01:30:51,550 Do yöu have it? Any proof? 1634 01:30:54,829 --> 01:30:58,287 Yöur Honour.. - Mr. Kanji, the court of law.. 1635 01:30:58,566 --> 01:31:00,557 ..cannot give a verdict on just arguments alone. 1636 01:31:01,569 --> 01:31:06,199 Yöur arguments maybe valid for the common people.. 1637 01:31:06,708 --> 01:31:11,111 ..but if yöu cannot prove them, it has no value. 1638 01:31:12,213 --> 01:31:13,646 Do yöu have any proof? 1639 01:31:17,285 --> 01:31:20,846 No. - ln that case, the court gives yöu a month's time.. 1640 01:31:20,922 --> 01:31:22,947 ..which is yöur last chance. 1641 01:31:23,892 --> 01:31:26,690 On the next hearing, if yöu cannot produce any evidence.. 1642 01:31:27,028 --> 01:31:32,125 ..then l'm afraid yöu will have to rest yöur case and all others. 1643 01:31:34,302 --> 01:31:35,826 Court is adjourned for the day. 1644 01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:39,929 Relax. 1645 01:31:40,842 --> 01:31:42,571 Next time l see yöu in this courtroom.. 1646 01:31:42,877 --> 01:31:44,970 ..l will sue yöu for defamation, and yöu'll lose.. 1647 01:31:45,480 --> 01:31:46,845 ..whatever yöu have left. 1648 01:31:48,550 --> 01:31:49,539 Relax. 1649 01:32:06,801 --> 01:32:09,031 What will yöu do now? How will yöu prove it in the court now? 1650 01:32:09,404 --> 01:32:10,894 Because yöu're not alone, Mr. Kanji. 1651 01:32:11,005 --> 01:32:12,472 lt's a matter of crores of rupees. 1652 01:32:12,574 --> 01:32:14,474 Many people have hopes with yöu. 1653 01:32:14,576 --> 01:32:17,374 Sir, how will yöu get a proof in writing? - Sir, what about these people now? 1654 01:32:32,126 --> 01:32:33,855 Yöu aren't playing yöur flute today. 1655 01:32:34,629 --> 01:32:36,824 Yöu don't like it, so l'm sitting quietly. 1656 01:32:37,599 --> 01:32:40,830 l like it. Yöu play it well too. 1657 01:32:41,436 --> 01:32:42,733 Thank yöu. 1658 01:32:43,338 --> 01:32:45,636 Yöu look worried. - Yes. 1659 01:32:45,707 --> 01:32:49,302 The court says get us proof, and in writing. 1660 01:32:49,711 --> 01:32:51,042 How do l get proof? 1661 01:32:51,112 --> 01:32:53,580 There's a consultant sitting right next to yöu, ask me. 1662 01:32:55,416 --> 01:32:57,680 This isn't some housing loan issue. 1663 01:32:58,753 --> 01:33:00,015 lt's a court case. 1664 01:33:00,488 --> 01:33:01,420 lt's a big problem. 1665 01:33:01,489 --> 01:33:02,820 l've a suggestion. 1666 01:33:04,792 --> 01:33:05,918 Give me the alcohol. 1667 01:33:07,462 --> 01:33:08,554 Yöu drink this milk. 1668 01:33:09,264 --> 01:33:10,094 Yöu want me to mix them. 1669 01:33:10,198 --> 01:33:12,257 No, no, just drink the milk. 1670 01:33:12,767 --> 01:33:14,291 And l will give yöu the solution. 1671 01:33:16,804 --> 01:33:19,637 Yöu know, Kanji, where's the solution.. 1672 01:33:19,707 --> 01:33:22,835 ..to all the problems, tensions and trouble written? 1673 01:33:23,177 --> 01:33:25,145 Where? - ln this book. 1674 01:33:27,415 --> 01:33:28,814 'Shrimad Bhagvad Gita.' 1675 01:33:28,883 --> 01:33:30,874 Have yöur read it? - Who can possibly read it? 1676 01:33:30,985 --> 01:33:32,179 lt's such a thick book. 1677 01:33:32,253 --> 01:33:33,515 And not a single photograph. 1678 01:33:33,821 --> 01:33:35,846 How can anyone read it, it's not interesting at all. 1679 01:33:37,725 --> 01:33:38,987 l used to keep it in my shop. 1680 01:33:39,227 --> 01:33:40,387 But it would fetch a small margin. 1681 01:33:40,662 --> 01:33:42,687 Plus it catches termites. 1682 01:33:42,797 --> 01:33:44,890 lt causes problems. So l threw it out. 1683 01:33:44,999 --> 01:33:46,227 Threw it? - Yes, l threw it. 1684 01:33:46,301 --> 01:33:48,064 Yöu threw the Bhagwad Gita out. - Yes. 1685 01:33:48,136 --> 01:33:49,125 Wow! - Why? 1686 01:33:51,139 --> 01:33:54,074 Kanji, the Gita, Bible, Koran has answers.. 1687 01:33:54,142 --> 01:33:56,201 ..to every problems of humans. 1688 01:33:56,878 --> 01:33:58,903 l know yöu don't believe in all this. 1689 01:33:59,681 --> 01:34:03,378 But for yöur own good, read this book once. 1690 01:34:05,153 --> 01:34:06,245 And see the result. 1691 01:34:06,587 --> 01:34:08,214 And if the result isn't good.. 1692 01:34:08,990 --> 01:34:10,321 ..then yöu can throw it out. 1693 01:34:12,393 --> 01:34:15,123 Kanji bhai read it once, and then see. 1694 01:34:30,445 --> 01:34:35,144 ♫ l am not human. ♪ 1695 01:34:35,450 --> 01:34:39,113 ♫ l am sold in stores. ♪ 1696 01:34:40,288 --> 01:34:44,987 ♫ l created the world. ♪ 1697 01:34:45,259 --> 01:34:49,320 ♫ Not with mud, but with my emotions. ♪ 1698 01:34:50,198 --> 01:34:52,530 ♫ l am wandering around.. ♪ 1699 01:34:52,633 --> 01:34:58,401 ♫ .looking for my signs, where are they. ♪ 1700 01:34:58,639 --> 01:35:03,133 ♫ Where are my signs? ♪ 1701 01:35:03,211 --> 01:35:05,543 Stop begging in the name of Allah. 1702 01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:07,811 Stop begging and do some hard work. 1703 01:35:10,585 --> 01:35:12,610 ♫ My signs. ♪ 1704 01:35:13,054 --> 01:35:15,545 ♫ My signs. ♪ 1705 01:35:51,392 --> 01:35:55,852 ♫ l was always with yöu as yöur shadow. ♪ 1706 01:35:56,230 --> 01:36:01,133 ♫ l gave yöu shade when the heat was strong. ♪ 1707 01:36:01,202 --> 01:36:09,473 ♫ l was yöur companion in yöurjourney. ♪ 1708 01:36:10,878 --> 01:36:15,406 ♫ Still yöu're confused. ♪ 1709 01:36:15,750 --> 01:36:20,210 ♫ Looking for yöur answers in the question. ♪ 1710 01:36:20,688 --> 01:36:24,886 ♫ Where are yöu lost? ♪ 1711 01:36:26,761 --> 01:36:31,562 ♫ Where are my signs? ♪ 1712 01:36:31,632 --> 01:36:36,660 ♫ Where are my signs? ♪ 1713 01:36:36,771 --> 01:36:38,864 ♫ My signs. ♪ 1714 01:36:43,644 --> 01:36:46,010 ♫ My signs. ♪ 1715 01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:48,514 ♫ My signs. ♪ 1716 01:36:53,421 --> 01:36:55,787 ♫ My signs. ♪ 1717 01:36:55,857 --> 01:36:58,451 ♫ My signs. ♪ 1718 01:37:13,007 --> 01:37:14,634 Wear yöur slippers. - Oh. 1719 01:37:16,611 --> 01:37:17,635 Thief. 1720 01:37:18,012 --> 01:37:19,377 Those are my slippers. 1721 01:37:20,681 --> 01:37:23,411 ♫ Where are my signs? ♪ 1722 01:37:23,484 --> 01:37:25,452 Sir, shoe polish. - No. 1723 01:37:25,553 --> 01:37:27,214 Sir, recognise me. The beggar outside the shrine. 1724 01:37:27,288 --> 01:37:28,755 Yöu told me to make an honest living. 1725 01:37:28,823 --> 01:37:30,381 Shake hands, shake hands. 1726 01:37:32,593 --> 01:37:34,185 ♫ My signs. ♪ 1727 01:37:34,262 --> 01:37:36,560 ♫ My signs. ♪ 1728 01:37:45,273 --> 01:37:48,037 Today's the last hearing on the case filed against God. 1729 01:37:48,309 --> 01:37:50,174 The claim amount is 400 crore rupees. 1730 01:37:50,611 --> 01:37:52,374 Can Kanji bhai win this case? 1731 01:37:52,847 --> 01:37:54,405 We'll have to wait and watch. 1732 01:37:56,684 --> 01:37:58,242 Yöu can please proceed. 1733 01:37:58,819 --> 01:38:01,754 Yöur Honour, before Mr. Kanji can express.. 1734 01:38:01,923 --> 01:38:04,323 ..his sharp and witty views before the court.. 1735 01:38:04,392 --> 01:38:06,986 ..without any reference, l would like to ask.. 1736 01:38:07,528 --> 01:38:09,359 ..does he have any evidence, to prove.. 1737 01:38:09,430 --> 01:38:11,591 ..that God has demolished his shop? 1738 01:38:12,466 --> 01:38:16,027 Yöur Honour, l require a learned man.. 1739 01:38:16,537 --> 01:38:19,836 ..for the next question l'm going to ask. 1740 01:38:20,608 --> 01:38:23,441 So, whoever amongst yöu is the learned one can come here. 1741 01:38:24,145 --> 01:38:25,942 The learned one, please come here. 1742 01:38:28,649 --> 01:38:29,980 Please sit down. 1743 01:38:31,652 --> 01:38:34,450 Good. Yöu come here, Swami. 1744 01:38:35,556 --> 01:38:36,545 Come. 1745 01:38:49,437 --> 01:38:53,669 Yöu sages always speak about the scriptures.. 1746 01:38:53,774 --> 01:38:55,264 ..in their preaching. 1747 01:38:55,509 --> 01:38:58,307 ls everything written in the scriptures true? 1748 01:38:58,713 --> 01:38:59,907 Absolutely. 1749 01:39:00,281 --> 01:39:02,272 lt's not written anywhere, yöu're saying that. 1750 01:39:02,950 --> 01:39:04,212 lt's written in the Gita. 1751 01:39:04,485 --> 01:39:06,646 lt is. What's written in the Gita? 1752 01:39:07,555 --> 01:39:12,015 Chapter four, verse forty of Gita. 1753 01:39:15,730 --> 01:39:20,667 Sanskrit chants. 1754 01:39:21,602 --> 01:39:26,130 Sanskrit chants. 1755 01:39:26,207 --> 01:39:28,198 Meaning? - lt means.. 1756 01:39:28,476 --> 01:39:35,245 Any illiterate, or faithless person that doubts the Gita.. 1757 01:39:36,083 --> 01:39:37,914 ..is destined to ruination. 1758 01:39:38,686 --> 01:39:42,816 He stays devoid of sanctity on earth and on heaven. 1759 01:39:42,890 --> 01:39:44,414 Understood? 1760 01:39:46,661 --> 01:39:48,492 He's an interesting character. 1761 01:39:50,498 --> 01:39:56,596 Do yöu understand anything written in The Gita or the Scriptures? 1762 01:39:57,071 --> 01:39:59,369 Or are yöu blindly agreeing.. 1763 01:39:59,440 --> 01:40:01,465 ..to whatever Leeladhar is saying. 1764 01:40:01,909 --> 01:40:04,241 Yöur Honour, small children in school.. 1765 01:40:04,312 --> 01:40:05,904 ..don't remember the entire prayer. 1766 01:40:06,380 --> 01:40:08,405 So they just close their eyes and... 1767 01:40:08,482 --> 01:40:10,006 Move their lips. 1768 01:40:10,084 --> 01:40:11,847 They move their lips and yöu're moving yöur hands. 1769 01:40:11,919 --> 01:40:13,318 Kanji. 1770 01:40:14,588 --> 01:40:18,718 Yöu've insulted a learned sage. 1771 01:40:18,826 --> 01:40:21,454 So? - Yöu won't get refuge even in hell. 1772 01:40:21,929 --> 01:40:23,453 How can l? 1773 01:40:24,398 --> 01:40:27,299 Yöu've already reserved places there. 1774 01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:34,101 How dare yöu? 1775 01:40:35,142 --> 01:40:36,541 How dare yöu? 1776 01:40:37,011 --> 01:40:38,706 Atheist! 1777 01:40:41,082 --> 01:40:42,549 Silence. - Leave me! Leave me! 1778 01:40:42,650 --> 01:40:44,117 What are yöu doing? 1779 01:40:44,218 --> 01:40:47,119 This is the court, sit down. 1780 01:40:49,123 --> 01:40:51,557 Order, order. 1781 01:40:54,128 --> 01:40:55,527 Sit down everyone. 1782 01:41:01,635 --> 01:41:03,865 Sanskrit chants. 1783 01:41:05,306 --> 01:41:07,274 Sanskrit chants. 1784 01:41:08,008 --> 01:41:10,101 Sanskrit chants. 1785 01:41:10,678 --> 01:41:12,976 Sanskrit chants. 1786 01:41:14,682 --> 01:41:17,082 Chapter 2, verse 56. 1787 01:41:19,487 --> 01:41:24,948 Meaning, a person for whom happiness and sorrows is equal.. 1788 01:41:25,626 --> 01:41:30,893 ..and is devoid of anger and fear, and has a calm mind.. 1789 01:41:31,298 --> 01:41:33,266 ..is called a learned person. 1790 01:41:39,073 --> 01:41:40,540 They'll teach me Gita? 1791 01:41:41,142 --> 01:41:43,076 They can't teach me, Yöur Honour. 1792 01:41:43,411 --> 01:41:46,539 Their lQ is lower than the room temperature. 1793 01:41:49,717 --> 01:41:53,244 l said a few things to instigate yöu.. 1794 01:41:53,754 --> 01:41:55,221 ..yöu tried to harm me. 1795 01:41:55,489 --> 01:41:58,117 ls this yöur achievement, Siddeshwar? 1796 01:41:58,426 --> 01:42:01,589 Mr. Kanji, the issue isn't his achievement.. 1797 01:42:01,662 --> 01:42:03,892 ..the issue here is who razed down yöur shop? 1798 01:42:04,231 --> 01:42:05,289 God did. 1799 01:42:05,399 --> 01:42:08,459 Yöu're giving a verdict. That's the judge's duty. 1800 01:42:09,069 --> 01:42:10,900 Yöu just have to prove.. 1801 01:42:11,005 --> 01:42:13,303 ..that God caused that earthquake. 1802 01:42:13,407 --> 01:42:14,601 Yes, and it's impossible to prove that. 1803 01:42:14,675 --> 01:42:16,108 Relax, relax, relax. 1804 01:42:16,210 --> 01:42:17,837 Nothing is impossible. 1805 01:42:19,480 --> 01:42:22,779 Tell me one thing. 1806 01:42:23,217 --> 01:42:26,880 The Lord has narrated the 'Bhagvad Gita'. - Yes. 1807 01:42:26,987 --> 01:42:29,717 And everything said in the 'Bhagvad Gita' is true. 1808 01:42:30,858 --> 01:42:32,086 Absolutely. 1809 01:42:32,226 --> 01:42:33,659 Point to be noted, Yöur Honour. 1810 01:42:34,061 --> 01:42:38,122 So tell me, why did God say in the eight verse of the ninth chapter.. 1811 01:42:38,232 --> 01:42:43,135 ..of the 'Gita', l've created the entire universe.. 1812 01:42:43,604 --> 01:42:45,868 ..and it will be destroyed on my will. 1813 01:42:45,940 --> 01:42:48,670 The entire creation follows my will. 1814 01:42:49,243 --> 01:42:52,371 lt is only l, who is responsible.. 1815 01:42:52,746 --> 01:42:54,680 ..for its creation and its destruction. 1816 01:42:55,850 --> 01:42:56,839 And look. 1817 01:42:57,518 --> 01:42:59,884 Yöur Honour, it's been said in the Bible as well. 1818 01:43:01,088 --> 01:43:03,886 Chapter 54, verse 16. 1819 01:43:06,026 --> 01:43:09,120 See, it is l who have created the smith.. 1820 01:43:09,430 --> 01:43:12,456 ..who blows the fire of coals and produces a weapon.. 1821 01:43:12,566 --> 01:43:13,897 ..fit for his purpose. 1822 01:43:14,368 --> 01:43:18,270 l've also created the ravager to destroy. 1823 01:43:19,106 --> 01:43:20,266 And see this. 1824 01:43:20,341 --> 01:43:21,899 Also in the Holy Quran. 1825 01:43:22,409 --> 01:43:26,072 Sur-e-Zalzala 99, verse 108 states that.. 1826 01:43:26,447 --> 01:43:29,974 ..the entire earth will be shaken to its core. 1827 01:43:30,451 --> 01:43:34,046 And the earth will spill out its burden. 1828 01:43:34,321 --> 01:43:37,256 And humans will question, what's happening. 1829 01:43:37,625 --> 01:43:40,958 And that day, she will unveil her plight. 1830 01:43:41,195 --> 01:43:45,655 Because the Lord would've ordered her to do so. 1831 01:43:45,900 --> 01:43:46,924 The Lord. 1832 01:43:54,642 --> 01:43:57,509 All these things mean the same thing.. 1833 01:43:58,646 --> 01:44:00,773 ..that my shop was razed down.. 1834 01:44:00,848 --> 01:44:03,146 ..due to the earthquake caused by God. 1835 01:44:03,217 --> 01:44:06,015 That means it is an act of God. 1836 01:44:06,387 --> 01:44:08,218 lt's His doing. 1837 01:44:08,856 --> 01:44:11,416 And, all those who have suffered losses.. 1838 01:44:11,492 --> 01:44:16,054 ..due to Him, will have to be compensated by God. 1839 01:44:19,967 --> 01:44:22,026 Otherwise, their collection agents. 1840 01:44:26,440 --> 01:44:28,203 Yöur Honour, Mr. Kanji is trying to confuse Leeladhar.. 1841 01:44:28,275 --> 01:44:29,367 ..with his words. 1842 01:44:29,443 --> 01:44:30,432 Mr. Sardesai. 1843 01:44:31,478 --> 01:44:33,537 What are yöu doing? Let him speak. 1844 01:44:33,747 --> 01:44:36,011 lf it's proven that God exists.. 1845 01:44:36,183 --> 01:44:37,844 ..then we won't have to pay. 1846 01:44:37,918 --> 01:44:39,180 l see. 1847 01:44:40,054 --> 01:44:42,921 Now yöu want to blame us completely. - Be quiet. 1848 01:44:43,023 --> 01:44:45,924 Yöu cannot blame the Lord to hide yöur sins. - Be quiet. 1849 01:44:46,026 --> 01:44:48,517 Because only we have a copyright on God. 1850 01:44:48,629 --> 01:44:50,062 Copyright? - Silence. 1851 01:44:50,130 --> 01:44:51,825 Just because yöu constructed a few temples.. 1852 01:44:51,899 --> 01:44:53,298 ..yöu think God belongs to yöu.. 1853 01:44:53,801 --> 01:44:54,859 Beware. 1854 01:44:55,202 --> 01:44:57,067 Our community won't spare yöu. 1855 01:44:57,137 --> 01:44:58,434 What's he.. - Silence! 1856 01:44:58,505 --> 01:44:59,699 Relax. 1857 01:45:01,275 --> 01:45:05,735 Until today l had heard that God is venerated.. 1858 01:45:05,813 --> 01:45:08,373 ..He is worshipped, prayed to. 1859 01:45:08,949 --> 01:45:12,885 But now l see that Gods have copyrights too. 1860 01:45:15,756 --> 01:45:17,417 God's copyright? 1861 01:45:17,491 --> 01:45:19,982 These people have turned God into a brand. 1862 01:45:21,495 --> 01:45:25,761 Now l am assured that God doesn't exist. 1863 01:45:26,467 --> 01:45:27,456 Not possible. 1864 01:45:27,968 --> 01:45:29,833 Because if He really existed.. 1865 01:45:30,170 --> 01:45:33,367 ..he would've rid the world of imposters like yöu. 1866 01:45:34,308 --> 01:45:37,971 l've already proven what l wanted to, Yöur Honour. 1867 01:45:38,646 --> 01:45:40,614 Now the verdict.. 1868 01:45:47,021 --> 01:45:48,784 Mr. Kanji, are yöu alright? 1869 01:45:49,690 --> 01:45:52,921 Mr. kanji, are yöu alright? 1870 01:45:54,228 --> 01:45:55,217 Mr. Kanji. 1871 01:45:55,295 --> 01:45:57,024 Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai! 1872 01:45:57,097 --> 01:45:58,621 Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai! 1873 01:45:58,699 --> 01:46:00,758 What's wrong with my brother? 1874 01:46:00,868 --> 01:46:02,563 Someone get water. 1875 01:46:03,037 --> 01:46:04,766 Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai! 1876 01:46:06,006 --> 01:46:07,132 Thank yöu. - Call the ambulance. 1877 01:46:07,207 --> 01:46:08,469 Call the ambulance. 1878 01:46:17,184 --> 01:46:18,412 Yes, he's here. 1879 01:46:18,719 --> 01:46:20,209 Excuse me. - Just a minute, just a minute. 1880 01:46:20,287 --> 01:46:23,620 Let me through. - Please let us pass. 1881 01:46:23,824 --> 01:46:25,655 Yöu cannot go inside. - No, no, no. 1882 01:46:25,759 --> 01:46:28,023 Please, l said yöu cannot.. - But he's my husband. 1883 01:46:28,095 --> 01:46:29,392 l want to see him. 1884 01:46:31,999 --> 01:46:34,991 Doctor, is he alright? 1885 01:46:35,636 --> 01:46:37,263 lt's a severe attack of paralysis. 1886 01:46:37,504 --> 01:46:38,903 And now he's gone into coma. 1887 01:46:58,726 --> 01:47:00,284 He's on ventilator and.. 1888 01:47:00,961 --> 01:47:02,792 ..only God can save him now. 1889 01:47:15,876 --> 01:47:18,174 The 400 crore in compensations under the 'Act of God'.. 1890 01:47:18,245 --> 01:47:19,735 ..will now be paid out. 1891 01:47:19,813 --> 01:47:22,941 lt was his wish that we should pay, so we did. 1892 01:47:23,350 --> 01:47:25,750 Great, Lord. 1893 01:48:14,868 --> 01:48:16,335 Where am l? 1894 01:48:17,471 --> 01:48:18,631 Don't say that. 1895 01:48:21,742 --> 01:48:22,970 Yöu're in the lCU. 1896 01:48:23,443 --> 01:48:25,070 Yöur wife and children are outside. 1897 01:48:26,180 --> 01:48:27,943 No one's allowed inside. 1898 01:48:29,683 --> 01:48:31,048 Then how did yöu come in? 1899 01:48:33,420 --> 01:48:34,819 l came here to wake yöu up. 1900 01:48:37,991 --> 01:48:39,788 lt's time for yöu to get up. 1901 01:48:46,466 --> 01:48:48,491 Yöu cussed God from yöur heart. 1902 01:48:50,470 --> 01:48:51,960 And where's the heart? 1903 01:48:52,472 --> 01:48:53,769 On yöur left. 1904 01:48:54,441 --> 01:48:57,706 So God has paralysed yöur entire left side. 1905 01:48:59,980 --> 01:49:02,505 l am not saying this.. 1906 01:49:03,750 --> 01:49:07,516 ..it's the media outside spreading this rumour. 1907 01:49:08,722 --> 01:49:11,919 l can cure yöu if yöu want. 1908 01:49:13,026 --> 01:49:14,857 So, yöu're a doctor now. 1909 01:49:15,529 --> 01:49:16,996 l am all in one. 1910 01:49:17,798 --> 01:49:19,629 Want to see a miracle. 1911 01:49:21,802 --> 01:49:27,672 Soaring around on the bike isn't called miracle. 1912 01:49:27,875 --> 01:49:28,864 l see. 1913 01:49:31,144 --> 01:49:32,168 Here we go. 1914 01:50:19,726 --> 01:50:23,321 Krishna Vasudev Yadav, from Gokul. 1915 01:50:27,267 --> 01:50:28,666 Do yöu believe now? 1916 01:50:37,077 --> 01:50:40,240 ♫ Yöu're my mother, and my father. ♪ 1917 01:50:40,547 --> 01:50:43,880 ♫ Yöu're my friend, and my companion. ♪ 1918 01:50:44,318 --> 01:50:46,445 l've donned the same form yöu always see.. 1919 01:50:46,520 --> 01:50:50,786 ..on televisions, calendars, movies. 1920 01:50:51,258 --> 01:50:53,317 l've been seen in this form for ages. 1921 01:50:53,427 --> 01:50:55,224 And l'm standing before yöu in that same form. 1922 01:50:57,965 --> 01:51:01,492 But Kanji bhai, l'm not like that. 1923 01:51:03,770 --> 01:51:04,862 Yöu really.. 1924 01:51:06,473 --> 01:51:09,465 Forgive me, forgive me. 1925 01:51:10,377 --> 01:51:13,039 Just like a devotee is incomplete without his God.. 1926 01:51:14,614 --> 01:51:19,551 ..similarly, God is incomplete without his true devotee. 1927 01:51:26,259 --> 01:51:28,727 Why didn't yöu show me this miracle before? 1928 01:51:31,398 --> 01:51:32,660 That's the problem. 1929 01:51:35,736 --> 01:51:36,725 Friend. 1930 01:51:38,105 --> 01:51:40,232 l am Krishna, that's why l perform miracles. 1931 01:51:41,942 --> 01:51:45,503 l'm not Krishna, because l perform miracles. 1932 01:51:47,347 --> 01:51:48,609 That means yöu're real. 1933 01:51:49,483 --> 01:51:50,745 God exists. 1934 01:51:51,318 --> 01:51:55,220 And God isn't my father-figure, he's my friend. 1935 01:51:55,288 --> 01:52:00,225 l am everyone's friend, but no one understands me one. 1936 01:52:00,494 --> 01:52:02,155 People gave yöu a high position. 1937 01:52:02,529 --> 01:52:04,053 And yöu staggered. 1938 01:52:04,831 --> 01:52:07,800 Yes, but l am not like people think of me. 1939 01:52:09,036 --> 01:52:10,401 l've common sense too. 1940 01:52:11,304 --> 01:52:16,298 l am not interested in people's offerings. 1941 01:52:16,610 --> 01:52:19,670 l want them to distribute all this to the poor. 1942 01:52:20,414 --> 01:52:25,181 All l care about is their faith, their love, their belief. 1943 01:52:25,252 --> 01:52:26,514 Just a minute. 1944 01:52:27,287 --> 01:52:28,276 Belief? 1945 01:52:28,822 --> 01:52:30,619 But l never believed in Yöu. 1946 01:52:31,224 --> 01:52:32,555 l was an atheist. 1947 01:52:33,193 --> 01:52:34,820 Why did Yöu show yöurself to only me? 1948 01:52:35,695 --> 01:52:36,923 Kanji bhai, sit down. 1949 01:52:44,304 --> 01:52:45,703 Do yöu know what atheist means? 1950 01:52:47,741 --> 01:52:50,437 Someone who examines, thinks, understands.. 1951 01:52:50,510 --> 01:52:52,102 ..and says that this is wrong. 1952 01:52:52,512 --> 01:52:53,638 The Lord doesn't exist. 1953 01:52:53,713 --> 01:52:55,943 He's an atheist. 1954 01:52:56,249 --> 01:52:57,807 That's why l appeared before yöu. 1955 01:52:58,318 --> 01:53:01,185 Because yöu did everything a true atheist does. 1956 01:53:01,455 --> 01:53:05,016 And a true atheist can become a real believer. 1957 01:53:05,659 --> 01:53:08,219 People come to me for their own self-interest. 1958 01:53:08,995 --> 01:53:11,225 They come with different exchange offers. 1959 01:53:11,498 --> 01:53:12,795 Exchange offer? 1960 01:53:13,467 --> 01:53:15,298 Lord, if l pass my SSC exams.. 1961 01:53:15,402 --> 01:53:17,370 ..l will walk to Siddhivinayak for 5 Tuesdays. 1962 01:53:18,772 --> 01:53:22,902 lf Dominic's agrees to marry me.. 1963 01:53:23,477 --> 01:53:26,605 ..l will light 1 1 candles at Mt. Mary. 1964 01:53:27,314 --> 01:53:30,078 lf my wife gets pregnant.. 1965 01:53:30,183 --> 01:53:32,481 ..then l will come and offer a blanket at yöur shrine. 1966 01:53:33,120 --> 01:53:34,519 Different offers. 1967 01:53:35,388 --> 01:53:38,983 And those who can't blame me for it. 1968 01:53:39,726 --> 01:53:41,660 They say, we couldn't go there.. 1969 01:53:41,728 --> 01:53:43,457 ..because the Lord didn't call us. 1970 01:53:44,464 --> 01:53:45,988 The Lord didn't call? 1971 01:53:46,199 --> 01:53:47,325 Do they need a invitation card.. - Yes. 1972 01:53:47,434 --> 01:53:48,992 Do yöu want me to write yöu an invitation card? 1973 01:53:49,336 --> 01:53:51,201 Don't l have anything better to do? 1974 01:53:51,838 --> 01:53:54,636 And anyway, Kanji bhai, l am present in every element. 1975 01:53:55,075 --> 01:53:56,269 l am omnipresent. 1976 01:53:56,343 --> 01:53:57,901 lf yöu're present everywhere.. 1977 01:53:58,011 --> 01:53:59,478 ..why have they built temples? 1978 01:53:59,546 --> 01:54:01,411 l've my own house. 1979 01:54:01,848 --> 01:54:04,043 l don't want to live inside those four walls. 1980 01:54:04,251 --> 01:54:07,243 Then? Why did yöu create such a religion? 1981 01:54:07,454 --> 01:54:09,581 l only created humans. 1982 01:54:09,789 --> 01:54:12,849 And humans started religion, caste. 1983 01:54:13,026 --> 01:54:15,085 And it's been going on for years now.. 1984 01:54:15,195 --> 01:54:17,493 ..because yöu need it. 1985 01:54:17,597 --> 01:54:19,656 But one should discard such a religion. 1986 01:54:21,234 --> 01:54:23,668 Never snatch the religion from the people. 1987 01:54:24,204 --> 01:54:28,971 lf yöu take them away, they will make yöu their religion. 1988 01:54:31,011 --> 01:54:32,535 Yöu don't believe it, do yöu? 1989 01:54:36,349 --> 01:54:38,317 Yöu've been in coma for a month. 1990 01:54:40,220 --> 01:54:41,778 Let me show yöu what has happened.. 1991 01:54:41,888 --> 01:54:43,480 ..in the past one month. 1992 01:54:44,524 --> 01:54:45,616 Look. 1993 01:54:47,227 --> 01:54:50,219 Kanji Prabhu paid me a visit in my dreams yesterday. 1994 01:54:50,330 --> 01:54:55,825 And he said he's the 1 1th Avatar of Lord Vishnu. 1995 01:54:55,936 --> 01:54:57,233 What's going on? 1996 01:54:58,572 --> 01:55:01,735 Kanji Prabhu appeared in his four-armed form. 1997 01:55:02,842 --> 01:55:06,209 Holding the mace, the conch.. 1998 01:55:07,581 --> 01:55:09,378 People all around the world.. 1999 01:55:09,482 --> 01:55:11,347 ..are seeing signs of Kanji's Godly form. 2000 01:55:11,451 --> 01:55:13,043 l was on night duty. 2001 01:55:13,119 --> 01:55:14,746 Ajust closed my eyes. 2002 01:55:14,854 --> 01:55:17,186 And someone slapped me. 2003 01:55:17,390 --> 01:55:20,882 And that's when l heard a voice, No sleeping on duty. 2004 01:55:20,961 --> 01:55:23,725 Circulate a few miraculous stories of Kanji in the market.. 2005 01:55:24,164 --> 01:55:25,961 ..and people will spread it like wildfire. 2006 01:55:26,499 --> 01:55:30,731 l had seen Kanji Prabhu flying with his scooter. 2007 01:55:30,804 --> 01:55:32,328 He appeared suddenly. 2008 01:55:32,572 --> 01:55:34,597 10 feet, 15 feet, 20 feet. 2009 01:55:34,774 --> 01:55:36,139 Brother Kanji is God. 2010 01:55:36,409 --> 01:55:37,398 He is God. 2011 01:55:38,545 --> 01:55:41,343 The 'dharma gurus' have accepted Kanji bhai's Kalki avatar.. 2012 01:55:41,414 --> 01:55:43,473 ..asked for an apology and have decided.. 2013 01:55:43,550 --> 01:55:46,178 ..to pay the claims worth 400 crore. 2014 01:55:46,586 --> 01:55:50,522 lt was His will that we should pay, so we did. 2015 01:55:50,657 --> 01:55:52,352 But why are yöu making him God? 2016 01:55:52,425 --> 01:55:53,949 Who told yöu that he is God? 2017 01:55:54,027 --> 01:55:58,020 Do yöu know...when yöu will die? 2018 01:55:58,965 --> 01:56:00,523 Do yöu? - No. 2019 01:56:01,101 --> 01:56:02,830 l don't know either. 2020 01:56:04,104 --> 01:56:08,939 But he has decided his death day. 2021 01:56:11,244 --> 01:56:14,179 On 16th December as soon as we switch off the ventilator.. 2022 01:56:14,281 --> 01:56:15,748 ..Kanji's story will be over. 2023 01:56:16,316 --> 01:56:18,511 But this time we've incurred heavy losses. 2024 01:56:19,085 --> 01:56:20,882 400 crores in insurance claims. 2025 01:56:20,954 --> 01:56:22,182 One crore to the doctor. 2026 01:56:22,289 --> 01:56:24,189 And the expense to construct the temple. 2027 01:56:24,291 --> 01:56:26,384 lt's a onetime investment, Mr. Mishra. 2028 01:56:26,493 --> 01:56:28,688 We'll recover it in a year. 2029 01:56:28,995 --> 01:56:34,399 And anyway, we haven't had a new God for a long time now. 2030 01:56:38,371 --> 01:56:42,171 ♫ Hail Lord Kanji Wala. ♪ 2031 01:56:42,609 --> 01:56:46,909 ♫ Hail Lord Kanji Wala. ♪ 2032 01:56:47,280 --> 01:56:51,774 ♫ Om Lord Kanji Wala. ♪ 2033 01:56:52,619 --> 01:56:57,147 ♫ Sugar's high, feeling breathless too. ♪ 2034 01:56:57,424 --> 01:57:01,656 ♫ Cure my swine flu. - Cure my swine flu. ♪ 2035 01:57:02,696 --> 01:57:05,563 l am going. - Mahadev, wait. 2036 01:57:05,665 --> 01:57:07,428 Where are yöu going so hastily? 2037 01:57:07,567 --> 01:57:08,898 Forsake yöur anger. 2038 01:57:09,436 --> 01:57:11,961 The bed besides Kanji bhai is empty. 2039 01:57:13,373 --> 01:57:14,897 Do yöu want me to reserve that for yöu? 2040 01:57:14,974 --> 01:57:20,173 He will forsake his body on his birthday. 2041 01:57:22,148 --> 01:57:27,518 His shrine will be built right where his shop was. 2042 01:57:27,687 --> 01:57:29,678 That isn't all. Now watch this. 2043 01:57:30,323 --> 01:57:33,087 All arrangements to transport Kanji bhai's tomb has been made. 2044 01:57:33,226 --> 01:57:34,955 Yöu snatched their business.. 2045 01:57:35,061 --> 01:57:37,188 ..and they made yöu their business. 2046 01:57:37,764 --> 01:57:38,594 Yes. 2047 01:57:38,698 --> 01:57:41,724 Kanji bhai, they've made an estimate.. 2048 01:57:41,801 --> 01:57:46,397 ..to earn 450 crores from yöur temple. 2049 01:57:46,773 --> 01:57:49,503 Yöu're God, yöu should've stopped them. 2050 01:57:49,576 --> 01:57:52,306 Friend, l would've ended the battle of Mahabharat in a second.. 2051 01:57:52,379 --> 01:57:53,710 ..if l had picked up the weapon. 2052 01:57:53,780 --> 01:57:55,179 But that isn't my job. 2053 01:57:55,415 --> 01:57:58,475 My job is to show people right and wrong. 2054 01:57:58,718 --> 01:58:00,413 This is yöur temple, yöur battle. 2055 01:58:00,487 --> 01:58:02,421 Yöu decide what yöu should do. 2056 01:58:02,722 --> 01:58:06,351 Fight if yöu want to, or stay quiet. 2057 01:58:17,303 --> 01:58:18,827 Save him, please doctor. 2058 01:58:18,905 --> 01:58:20,566 We cannot do anything now. 2059 01:58:21,141 --> 01:58:23,769 And anyway, it's his last wish. 2060 01:58:23,877 --> 01:58:26,141 He is God. 2061 01:58:27,881 --> 01:58:29,246 Just a minute. 2062 01:58:29,315 --> 01:58:31,749 Wait here, we'll bring the dead body out. 2063 01:58:36,790 --> 01:58:41,250 Donate as much as yöu wish in the donation box kept in front of Kanji Prabhu.. 2064 01:58:41,361 --> 01:58:43,488 ..and have yöur wishes fulfilled. 2065 01:58:45,865 --> 01:58:49,392 The rate for VlP line is Rs. 101 . 2066 01:58:49,502 --> 01:58:51,663 Welcome, welcome, Mahadev. 2067 01:58:52,872 --> 01:58:55,932 Swami, our very own Mahadeveshwar. 2068 01:58:56,943 --> 01:58:58,808 This is called destiny. 2069 01:58:58,945 --> 01:59:03,473 Kanji's chapter's going to end right where it started. 2070 01:59:14,994 --> 01:59:17,292 Kanji bhai's body has gone missing from the hospital. 2071 01:59:17,764 --> 01:59:20,892 The hospital administration has no explanation. 2072 01:59:21,301 --> 01:59:24,236 Offerings made in clarified butter, only Rs.25. 2073 01:59:24,304 --> 01:59:26,499 Where did Kanji disappear to? 2074 01:59:28,641 --> 01:59:30,905 Call Mr. Mishra. 2075 01:59:32,312 --> 01:59:33,404 There he is. 2076 01:59:33,480 --> 01:59:35,539 He isn't Spiderman. Find him. 2077 01:59:37,016 --> 01:59:39,678 l just found out. Don't worry. 2078 01:59:39,786 --> 01:59:41,754 l am there. l'll do something. 2079 01:59:42,522 --> 01:59:47,926 Kanji Prabhu's dead body can arrive in the truck anytime now. - Go on. 2080 01:59:48,294 --> 01:59:53,891 Everyone please keep calm, everyone will get a chance to behold him. 2081 01:59:54,934 --> 01:59:57,334 photographs of Sri Kanji Prabhu. 2082 01:59:57,437 --> 02:00:01,737 Kanji Prabhu's autobiography. 2083 02:00:13,353 --> 02:00:15,878 Yöu are a fool. 2084 02:00:15,955 --> 02:00:17,684 l gave orders and yöu set out to look for Kanji. 2085 02:00:17,757 --> 02:00:19,019 Who do yöu think he is? 2086 02:00:20,193 --> 02:00:21,626 Let's get out of here quietly, otherwise.. 2087 02:00:21,694 --> 02:00:23,059 ..the people won't spare us. 2088 02:00:23,129 --> 02:00:24,221 Come on. 2089 02:00:45,084 --> 02:00:46,711 Kanji is alive. 2090 02:00:50,390 --> 02:00:51,721 Yes, l am alive. 2091 02:00:57,196 --> 02:00:58,788 What are yöu staring at? 2092 02:00:59,299 --> 02:01:03,292 l am the same Kanji whom yöu've turned into God. 2093 02:01:04,037 --> 02:01:06,597 l don't know whether yöu're great or fool. 2094 02:01:07,206 --> 02:01:10,801 l kept telling yöu don't turn religion into business.. 2095 02:01:10,877 --> 02:01:14,836 ..yöu made him God and started yöur business. 2096 02:01:16,349 --> 02:01:17,941 Tell me one thing. 2097 02:01:18,051 --> 02:01:22,078 The world's so beautiful, why should God live only in temples? 2098 02:01:23,289 --> 02:01:25,484 l say, have faith in Him. 2099 02:01:25,925 --> 02:01:28,485 Believe in Him from yöur heart and yöu will find God. 2100 02:01:29,228 --> 02:01:31,890 Try to find God in humans, and yöu will find Him. 2101 02:01:31,965 --> 02:01:33,865 Yöu will find Him in humans. 2102 02:01:34,267 --> 02:01:35,928 Not in these stones. 2103 02:01:37,370 --> 02:01:39,861 Not in these...stones. 2104 02:01:49,182 --> 02:01:51,514 They played with our emotions. 2105 02:01:51,584 --> 02:01:52,846 We won't spare them! 2106 02:01:52,919 --> 02:01:53,977 We won't spare them! 2107 02:01:54,087 --> 02:01:55,714 They spread the rumour of yöur death as well. 2108 02:01:55,788 --> 02:01:57,346 They are the imposters. 2109 02:01:57,457 --> 02:01:58,981 Listen. 2110 02:01:59,559 --> 02:02:02,460 Yöu kill two and there are two hundred more. 2111 02:02:02,595 --> 02:02:04,426 Don't yöu see it on television everyday? 2112 02:02:04,597 --> 02:02:06,861 Their real punishment is.. 2113 02:02:07,300 --> 02:02:09,359 ..let them leave respectfully. 2114 02:02:10,803 --> 02:02:13,795 Let them leave in their expensive cars. 2115 02:02:13,873 --> 02:02:19,368 And no one will set foot in their temples or hermitages. 2116 02:02:19,679 --> 02:02:20,668 Get that. 2117 02:02:21,080 --> 02:02:23,105 That will be their real punishment. 2118 02:02:24,150 --> 02:02:25,481 Please leave. 2119 02:02:52,845 --> 02:02:58,477 Faith and belief, are very addictive, Kanji. 2120 02:02:59,919 --> 02:03:04,322 Once yöu're addicted to it, yöu cannot let go easily. 2121 02:03:05,091 --> 02:03:07,025 All the people that yöu see here.. 2122 02:03:08,127 --> 02:03:12,928 ..they are not God-loving people, they are God-fearing. 2123 02:03:13,666 --> 02:03:17,693 Sooner or later, yöu might see them in hermitages again. 2124 02:03:21,541 --> 02:03:22,633 Be fearless! 2125 02:03:33,953 --> 02:03:37,684 So...won't yöu go along? 2126 02:03:39,125 --> 02:03:40,717 Come on, break the idol. 2127 02:03:41,961 --> 02:03:43,826 Papa. - Where? Where is he? 2128 02:03:43,896 --> 02:03:49,095 l want yöu to promise that no one will ever drop a penny.. 2129 02:03:49,168 --> 02:03:50,726 ..at any of the religious places. 2130 02:03:55,908 --> 02:03:57,170 What are yöu staring at? 2131 02:03:57,276 --> 02:03:58,743 Break the statue. 2132 02:04:13,793 --> 02:04:16,921 Here, come here. - Come, l'll introduce yöu to Krishna. 2133 02:04:17,029 --> 02:04:19,520 What? - Come that way. 2134 02:04:24,704 --> 02:04:26,934 Look, Kanji bhai, they're felling the statue. 2135 02:04:32,011 --> 02:04:33,911 lt's exactly like yöu wanted. 2136 02:04:35,214 --> 02:04:36,203 Look.. 2137 02:04:56,068 --> 02:04:57,763 Who are yöu looking for, Kanji? 2138 02:05:00,573 --> 02:05:02,632 Didn't l say l am present everywhere? 2139 02:05:03,376 --> 02:05:05,469 l am pouring on fields as the rain. 2140 02:05:06,412 --> 02:05:08,812 And making nests along with the birds. 2141 02:05:09,549 --> 02:05:12,313 l am also taking lunch with the ants down there. 2142 02:05:19,458 --> 02:05:20,982 Are yöu fine? - Papa. 2143 02:05:21,627 --> 02:05:22,855 Yes, l am fine. 2144 02:05:23,029 --> 02:05:24,826 Whom did yöu want us to introduce to? 2145 02:05:28,534 --> 02:05:29,523 No one. 2146 02:05:30,336 --> 02:05:31,325 No one. 2147 02:05:34,040 --> 02:05:35,598 What are yöu doing, Kanji? 2148 02:05:36,375 --> 02:05:38,707 Don't wear this around yöur neck as a talisman. 2149 02:05:39,679 --> 02:05:42,307 Yöu finally succeeded in explaining people.. 2150 02:05:42,415 --> 02:05:43,882 ..that this is wrong. 2151 02:05:44,283 --> 02:05:45,272 Throw it. 2152 02:05:46,252 --> 02:05:47,446 Throw it away. 2153 02:05:47,456 --> 02:05:50,466 "Hope You've Liked & Enjoyed The Movie" 2154 02:05:50,476 --> 02:09:29,886 Copyright from ecOtOne™ 171526

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