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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:56,408 They always say reap what you sow. 2 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:59,489 300 years ago your village's ancestor... 3 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:02,492 Killed all the soldiers on board of a ship, 4 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:05,822 and took away all the treasures of the emperor 5 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:07,073 all of you, 6 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:11,497 who live on the loot have to pay back... 7 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,456 And suffer in tragedy, no one can escape. 8 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,532 Apart from those ghosts soldiers... 9 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:19,364 You also have the wrath of shih huang ti whose corpse was on that ship. 10 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:23,280 At that time, he had been waken up once. 11 00:02:23,292 --> 00:02:26,534 Luckily, he had been weighed down by a magic sword. 12 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:28,578 But the curse, 13 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,915 that was made by the death 3 centuries ago... 14 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,873 Is to be fulfilled now. 15 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,577 What do you mean, priest? 16 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:12,619 A good pomelo doesn't sink, nor does good rice. 17 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,207 Village elder, with angry souls haunted, bad things will happen. 18 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:18,574 An opera show on the death anniversary 19 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:21,825 may keep those evil spirits at bay. 20 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,369 Well then, we'll proceed accordingly. 21 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:29,204 Hsiang, why aren't you in bed? Go to sleep. 22 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:31,703 It's very late now. 23 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:36,282 Be a good boy and sleep tight. 24 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:40,280 I'll take you to shop in Hong Kong tomorrow. 25 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:42,660 Close your eyes now, 26 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:44,373 or I won't take you out then. 27 00:03:58,458 --> 00:03:59,823 Put down the pig cage. 28 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,032 After tsung died, 29 00:04:12,042 --> 00:04:14,408 we've been taking care of you & your son. 30 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:16,789 I'm now punishing you 31 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:18,532 not because you flirt with other men. 32 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:22,496 But you leaked our village secrets to outsiders. 33 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,994 What have you got to say now? 34 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:26,698 Granduncle, 35 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:32,832 please take care of my son for the sake of tsung. 36 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,833 Uncle piao, he's that tramp's man! 37 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:47,788 Tomorrow, you go and get some money from the rural committee. 38 00:04:47,792 --> 00:04:49,532 And find someone in hk to finish him off. 39 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,699 We the 3 families of Yang, li, chien now all count on you! 40 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:53,708 Good. 41 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:54,952 Chia-shu 42 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:56,868 yes, uncle piao? 43 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:03,913 Do a clean job with the dead body of tsung's wife. 44 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,703 To avoid the suspicion of 45 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:07,289 that nosy policeman shih. 46 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:08,747 Don't worry. 47 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:11,947 Is he still digging at the back slope? 48 00:05:11,958 --> 00:05:15,121 No, his assistant, chen lung-shih's doing it. 49 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:17,373 What is he up to? 50 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:29,542 Good. 51 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:33,537 Will you go with me to hk after work, hua? 52 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,870 Sorry, I've to cook soup for shih. 53 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:38,115 Him, again? 54 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:40,582 What has he got that attract you? 55 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,869 It's him! 56 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:44,875 Shih? 57 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:58,823 Do your village grow drugs for trafficking? 58 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,953 What? 59 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:02,949 We're so rich, we don't need to do that! 60 00:06:02,958 --> 00:06:06,665 Seems it's too rich without anyone working. Why? 61 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,953 Either you involve in drugs or prostitute business 62 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:12,119 proof? 63 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:13,664 You talk tough now, 64 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:16,033 but shih will interrogate you in a minute. 65 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,954 Don't threaten me. There are laws in Hong Kong. 66 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:21,324 Touch my hair and I'll sue you! 67 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:23,119 And take down your police station. 68 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:24,781 Sir! 69 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:26,874 You really want to take down my police station? 70 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:29,662 Yes, don't ever let me out if you've the guts. 71 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:32,329 Once out, I'll sue you for illegal detention. 72 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,949 Well, I will never let you out then. 73 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:37,125 Creep! 74 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,615 Where the drugs are grown? 75 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:43,206 Are you out of your mind? 76 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:49,907 I'll beat your wits out! 77 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,036 - Come on and confess? - I've no idea! 78 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:02,832 No? Confess now? 79 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:12,833 Confess it! 80 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:13,917 I don't know. 81 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:14,958 Creep! 82 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:19,452 What a nightmare! 83 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:50,159 Now even running out of matches. Finance us! 84 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:52,087 There are only 3 persons in this police station. 85 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,083 Hua 86 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:04,452 yes? 87 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:07,281 What soup you boiled today? 88 00:08:07,292 --> 00:08:09,658 I am playing mahjong today. 89 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:11,498 I'm rushing for the next ferry to hk. 90 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:12,572 Leaving behind two cigarette stays for me? 91 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:14,448 You're definitely the worst policeman. 92 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:17,040 Sir, we've find some new info 93 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:18,042 we found... 94 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,747 I'm off! 95 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:24,331 Sir, you're right! 96 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:25,823 They do grow drugs there 97 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:28,245 look, it's marijuana? 98 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,323 Let me smell it. 99 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:32,293 There are many of these plants at the back slope. 100 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:35,116 I've never seen such a breed. Go in and taste it. 101 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:39,371 Sir, I've got diarrhea now, after tasting for seven times. 102 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:41,912 That ancient Chinese doctor tried hundreds more. 103 00:08:41,917 --> 00:08:43,077 Now, get in. 104 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,706 Sir, it's not fair. 105 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,535 You will get bad luck. 106 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,743 That serious? 107 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:56,662 Why not? It's bought with the money from drug-trafficking. 108 00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:58,407 Have you got any tip-off? 109 00:08:58,417 --> 00:09:00,453 Yes, a ship named harvest theatrical 110 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:03,074 the troupe is disembarking. 111 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:05,620 Offloading many cases. 112 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,452 Do you know what I mean, sir? 113 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:11,200 Those must be costumes. 114 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:11,742 Even a moron knows that. 115 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:15,242 No, the troupe could be a cover-up. 116 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,616 Drug-trafficking is the real name of the troupe 117 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,788 all those cases are drugs, idiot! 118 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:23,165 Next time come straight to the point when speaking to me. 119 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:24,998 Shameful on you! 120 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:26,572 Sorry sir! 121 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:27,698 Tell chen lung-shin to come here. 122 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:28,788 Where's he? 123 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:30,874 He's testing this new thing inside. 124 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,991 This is snake gall herb, it's extremely poison! 125 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,288 I feel so exciting! 126 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:54,618 Hi master! Do you think fate puts us together? 127 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:55,910 Piss off! 128 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,990 Why are you doing this to me? 129 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,367 To remind you that female lead roles are getting lesser. 130 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:06,493 You can never get her star role. 131 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:09,082 Or may be wait till she retires at 80. 132 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,914 Don't look down on me. 133 00:10:10,917 --> 00:10:12,532 You never know. 134 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:15,079 Well then, pray that she got strike by lightning 135 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:17,745 and you'll take her place, idiot! 136 00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:21,417 Miss. 137 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,619 Master. 138 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,152 Miss, are you going to the temple? 139 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,285 You bastard! 140 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:28,953 Why? 141 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:30,744 Still mad at your wife, Mei? 142 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,706 I found a love letter in her pocket. 143 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,491 I'll kill her if I've got proof she has an affair. 144 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,287 Forget the proof, just kill her. 145 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,661 I feel so sorry for you. 146 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:47,530 Spring breeze bring life to old trees. 147 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:50,614 How can I, young and vigor resist the temptation? 148 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,578 Mr. lin, what's this word? 149 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,867 - Cheng. - Cheng? Cheng Cheng daily. 150 00:10:57,458 --> 00:11:00,700 Mr. lin, you look excited. 151 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,289 I might as well tell you. 152 00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:04,658 Excited is hardly the word. 153 00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:07,989 You should say in a flirty mood. Understand? 154 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,706 Yes, you mean looks on the face too. 155 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:12,165 Right! What do you prefer? 156 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:13,703 Girls or trainers? 157 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:14,447 Girls. 158 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,370 Dirty boy. Why? 159 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:21,412 I outgrow for trainers, but not for girls. 160 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:24,454 Ma, you're chatting again, not studying! 161 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,824 Lin, I paid you to teach my son, 162 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:28,198 not to chat with him. 163 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,994 Yesterday I asked him how to pronounce dad. 164 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,831 He said gorilla. How did you teach him? 165 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:35,655 Not my fault! He's a bad memory and can't get it. 166 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,749 If he's good, 167 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:38,990 then he doesn't need a tutor! 168 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,082 How's he getting on in english? 169 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,368 When our troupe go aboard, 170 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,331 we need him to guide us. 171 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:47,454 Ma, show me what 172 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,657 he's taught you. 173 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,783 Oh, your father is a fat pig! 174 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:52,493 What does that mean? 175 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:57,535 A compliment, it means thank you. 176 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,119 Good. 177 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:01,332 Teach him more. 178 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,539 Ma, this is nice! 179 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,908 Of course! You bastard! 180 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,490 What does that mean? 181 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,910 It means certainly! 182 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:11,704 Your father is a fat pig! 183 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,700 No, should be, your father is a fat pig! 184 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:18,450 You have a good memory 185 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,665 of course! You bastard! 186 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,664 You bastard 187 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,574 ma, I'll teach you something new today 188 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:26,583 what? 189 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,991 My father is a bastard! 190 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,990 Go now! 191 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,782 Come out. 192 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,449 Don't feel shame, go now. 193 00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,908 Permit me to leave. 194 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,911 Eudemonia 195 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:50,747 who's that? 196 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:51,865 Male leading role, ping. 197 00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:55,953 Please help to keep him away from me 198 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,573 that's easy! 199 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:58,618 Sister. 200 00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:01,583 So are you pregnant. 201 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:02,743 Who's pregnant? 202 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,412 - Have an abortion. - Sister... 203 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,409 What? You think master be responsible? 204 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,497 Master! 205 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,331 Right, that old jerk did it 206 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,119 since he got dumped. 207 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,990 He raped chiu every day. 208 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:16,998 How do you know so much about him? 209 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,743 I'm the one who dumped him. 210 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,866 You must thank me for your staring lead role. 211 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:25,331 If I didn't turned him down. 212 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,039 I wouldn't have become a mere extra. 213 00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,042 Master. 214 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,658 Oh, I didn't mean it. I am sure you won't mind. 215 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,077 Was I ever dumped by you? 216 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,619 No, you dumped me. 217 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:35,284 Did you rejected me? 218 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,783 Never. I'd have jumped at your word. 219 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:40,033 Stop dreaming. I have better taste. 220 00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:41,282 Don't disparage me. 221 00:13:41,292 --> 00:13:43,749 I may not be a beauty, but I'm a sweet eighteen 222 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,411 - still eighteen? - Add 2 years. 223 00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:46,076 No way! 224 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,165 I shaved 10 years off from your oath. 225 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,623 Don't tell anyone! 226 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:50,697 So what? 227 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:53,074 No man will pick you up even you fall down. 228 00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:02,660 - Master, didn't you help me up? - Yes, I did. 229 00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,323 Where do you come from? 230 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:05,625 The police station. 231 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,411 Are you a yamen offical? 232 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,456 No, I'm a policeman. 233 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:10,998 Police. 234 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,375 Police! 235 00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,368 What's wrong? 236 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:19,452 Good! 237 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:20,538 Police. 238 00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:22,749 A policeman wrapped up liked that? 239 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,205 I am here for... 240 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,707 I've fallen in love. 241 00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:27,952 We... 242 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,290 Great! 243 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,615 Miss, are you alright? 244 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:38,117 Love is sweetness after bitterness. 245 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,624 Are you ok? Get up! 246 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:46,162 I'm shin chun, the sergeant in this village. 247 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,203 That one gazing at her chest is my assistant, 248 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,039 3301 sergeant li ching-wen. 249 00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:53,205 My nickname is big Bertha. 250 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,788 That one has his head wrapped up is my no.2 assistant chen lung-shih. 251 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,457 Us three take care of the security here. 252 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,540 Just let us know if you have any trouble. 253 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:04,078 Are you an foreigner? 254 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,243 Do I look like a foreigner? 255 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,741 How come your eyes and face are green then? 256 00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,327 I don't want to. 257 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,870 If you ever make trouble or break the law, 258 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,833 we will never let you get away. 259 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,615 Nothing can be hidden from us. 260 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,035 We've a tip-off of why 261 00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:20,748 you come here to perform. 262 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:21,830 Tip-off? 263 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,250 You don't believe? 264 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:27,539 Don't! 265 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,831 Don't burst it! 266 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:39,542 Stay where you are! 267 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:44,454 Is your chest alright? 268 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:45,618 I hurt my finger. 269 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,331 Only a bruise! 270 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,743 But that kick on your chest... 271 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:49,614 Let me have a look at it! 272 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,866 My chest doesn't hurt, my finger does. 273 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,072 Pain on fingers go right to the heart! Let me take a closer look! 274 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,448 Keep away, sex maniac. 275 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,453 You understand me well already we've just met. 276 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,533 Master, she's seducing! 277 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,328 Tramp! 278 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,790 You dare to fight in front of me. 279 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,123 What's up? 280 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,663 Don't tell him for the sake of our troupe. 281 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,957 Something's wrong with this troupe as I expected. 282 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:15,868 Master, don't worry. 283 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,991 Bad reputation hurts business. 284 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:22,075 Confess, or come with me to the station. 285 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:24,199 Are you going to confess? 286 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,202 Don't worry. 287 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:28,824 I'll call my lawyer to come right away. 288 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,824 You'll be released the latest tomorrow. 289 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,619 Fuck you! You bastard! 290 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,330 You threaten me? 291 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:35,574 That's a compliment, I've just leant it. 292 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,289 A compliment? 293 00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:38,748 3301, arrest this woman. 294 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,578 You're so nice to me. Let's go home. 295 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,183 No, we'll go back to the police station. 296 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,532 Chen lung-shih, take him along. 297 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:47,453 How about my opera tonight? 298 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,619 Do you want me to contact chu feng ming? Go! 299 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,784 Where's the leading actresses? 300 00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:58,331 Beg me, and I'll help you. 301 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,033 Ok, you'll be the star tonight. 302 00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,953 Master, I was only joking. 303 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:07,330 I was only joking. Let me play it. 304 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,870 Beg me and I'll let you play the role. 305 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,115 What do you want to listen to? 306 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,661 Michael Jackson. 307 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,117 Greatl! 308 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,408 You did well with your spear today. 309 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:35,197 Thank you. 310 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,574 You've your wish fulfilled, but my wish is not. 311 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:39,824 What are you thinking of now? 312 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,289 Thinking? 313 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:44,284 No, we are going to action. 314 00:17:44,292 --> 00:17:45,327 How? 315 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,540 I met a foreign inspector today. 316 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,540 It's not bad to emigrate to Bangladesh. 317 00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,033 - Is Bangladesh in the U.S.? - Yes. 318 00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:55,447 Have you fixed everything? 319 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,449 Your girlfriend lie to you? 320 00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:00,120 There isn't any building, let alone pagodas. 321 00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,740 It is not easy for hsiu to steal the treasure map. 322 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:02,830 She would not lie. 323 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,582 Plum blossoms in the south of the village. 324 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:13,370 Water keeps dripping from the rocks. 325 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,832 Mists and clouds rise up the high mountains. 326 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,745 Flowing water from the south of the village. 327 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,123 A song? 328 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,740 You only knows karaoke! Useless! 329 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:22,910 Listen, 330 00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:25,999 the 1st couplet guides you to the pagoda. 331 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,957 The last one shows you how to open sesame. 332 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:29,958 Understand? 333 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,783 Why didn't they simply draw up a map? 334 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,328 The idea is to keep it a secret, 335 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,369 $0 no one knows it's a treasure map! 336 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:44,535 Open up the door. 337 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,785 A stomach-ache again? 338 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,872 What is wrong with you? 339 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,536 Must be the food tonight. 340 00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,533 - Wait, I can't hold on. - A stomach-ache too? 341 00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:52,327 Yes 342 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,948 how could you two make together? 343 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,073 My ass is small. 344 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,664 Master, it's ok with me, but not with you. 345 00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,874 You can go in now. 346 00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:03,288 Don't close the door. Let's make together. 347 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,499 What's wrong with you? All over my feet now. 348 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,956 I couldn't help it. 349 00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:10,165 A small ass is an asset. 350 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,832 Make a move if you like her. 351 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,119 I can't. She thinks I am a foreigner. 352 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,207 You hood your head, that's why she doesn't know. 353 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:19,949 Chen lung-shih, come with me to the theater. 354 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:20,958 Yes, sir. 355 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:34,243 Here it is. 356 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,490 We're lucky. 357 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,500 Go down. 358 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,828 This emblem is the entrance. 359 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:47,833 Really? 360 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,789 Bring the hoe here. 361 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,243 We're lucky. 362 00:19:56,417 --> 00:20:00,035 Let's go together to find the priest. 363 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,823 It really looks like Rebecca. 364 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:06,247 So he know I'm the white snake? 365 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,157 Seven persons together? 366 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,366 No more space. Go take a shit at the manure bridge. 367 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:16,917 Manure bridge. 368 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,866 - You know where manure bridge is? - Over there. 369 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:26,200 Move away the obstructing root of the big tree. 370 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:31,201 Make room for me. I can't hold on any longer! 371 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,116 What? It's all over my head. 372 00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,125 Ghost! 373 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,333 Sorry! 374 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,573 How strange, sir! 375 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:03,120 I watched them all night and they were all defecating. 376 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,535 Defecating or wiping it off. 377 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,282 One finished and another followed. 378 00:21:06,292 --> 00:21:07,452 What do you think, sir? 379 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,317 Something wrong with the droppings. 380 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,532 Right, I'll go and get some shit for a test. 381 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,998 - Well done. - Yes. 382 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,206 Greatl! 383 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:35,990 The priest is here. 384 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,790 Shit, I must go to the toilet. 385 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:51,913 What are you doing? 386 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,203 What kind of order line shall we use now? 387 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,698 No idea. Be flexible. 388 00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:56,788 Take it as she's mediating. 389 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:10,160 Oh, no, labor pains! 390 00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:11,998 Could be a set-up. 391 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,241 I'm going to give birth. 392 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,615 How can a white snake gives birth? 393 00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:18,581 She got mixed up the role. 394 00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:22,364 Ching, I'm going to give birth. 395 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,536 Hold on, miss. 396 00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:26,953 Miss, wait for me. 397 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,992 I can't, it's coming. 398 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,163 Can't you hold on for a few more minutes. 399 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:36,125 It'll be a mess if I waited any longer. 400 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:38,369 Come here. I'll tell you something. 401 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:40,206 I need to shit. 402 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:44,204 - Really? - It's welling out. 403 00:22:44,542 --> 00:22:45,542 Yes? 404 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:47,790 Any second. 405 00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:49,532 Fix things up at once. 406 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:52,374 Just, keep calm. I'll come out when I am done. 407 00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:55,447 No, I mean after the delivery. 408 00:22:57,708 --> 00:23:01,656 Make way, I need it urgently. 409 00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:03,786 At this very moment? 410 00:23:03,792 --> 00:23:06,408 I need the toilet too. Take my place. 411 00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:17,498 Ghost! 412 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:25,119 - What now? - I don't know. 413 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:26,865 What a relief! 414 00:23:29,417 --> 00:23:32,830 I feel dizzy. Come back quickly, sister. 415 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:40,664 Where are they? 416 00:23:41,167 --> 00:23:43,032 Doing the same thing as you did. 417 00:23:43,042 --> 00:23:44,907 Go out and surrender to the pagoda, 418 00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:46,782 or die. 419 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,745 - Uncle sheng, as I said, you never know. - Right! 420 00:23:54,042 --> 00:23:55,202 Ching. 421 00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:58,869 Ching, I'm back. 422 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,286 Good, 423 00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:03,829 or I can't hold on any longer. 424 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:08,870 You bloody monk, this time, I'll fight with 425 00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:09,875 you... 426 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,331 What are you up to again, miss? 427 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:16,040 - I guess it's twins. - Are you sure? 428 00:24:16,042 --> 00:24:18,124 - I'm going to give birth again. - Wait! 429 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,457 Me too... I must deliver. 430 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:23,914 Why so many childbirths? 431 00:24:23,917 --> 00:24:25,407 - Possessed? - What's wrong? 432 00:24:25,417 --> 00:24:26,406 What are you doing? 433 00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:28,203 I have to give birth again. 434 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,869 Are you pregnant? 435 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:33,993 Frankly, I've already been sleeping with the master. 436 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,197 So, now I'm pregnant. 437 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:39,203 Priest, where are you going again? 438 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,448 To give birth too. 439 00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:44,499 A monk gives birth? What's wrong? 440 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,744 Nonsense. Where were we? 441 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,073 The priest's giving birth. 442 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:53,074 The priest giving birth, what a mess. 443 00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:55,369 Put on the last scene! 444 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:56,990 Come and give me a hand. 445 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:58,956 Move away the foot of the bear quickly. 446 00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:00,619 - Is the wiring up there fixed? - Okay. 447 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,740 Watch out! 448 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:16,041 It's the end, why so serious? 449 00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:20,915 This is the treasure map of the pagoda. 450 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,116 Inside is the key for entry. 451 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:27,492 The richest in the world. Private property. 452 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,332 Master, oh no! Someone's got killed. 453 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,786 [T's not me, I didn't kill him. 454 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,790 - He is not our man! - What can we do now 455 00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:55,032 - you said something? - Yes, it's me. 456 00:25:55,042 --> 00:25:56,282 I know everyone in this village, 457 00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:57,452 include the owner of those dogs! 458 00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:59,494 I have never seen this man before! Are you trying to deny? 459 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,365 - We really don't know him! - Nonsense, we never meet him before. 460 00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:03,661 Well, you guys don't admit, I can't do anything! 461 00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:06,745 But at the mean time, you all can't leave here 462 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:09,617 and need to show up whenever I call! 463 00:26:10,042 --> 00:26:12,658 - Sir, I've got the evidence at last. - What evidence? 464 00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,578 They were defecating everywhere on the slope. 465 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,448 Bring the droppings back as evidence. 466 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:20,618 Goodbye, Johnny. 467 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:22,664 I'm not Johnny, I'm Richard. 468 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,948 - Bye-bye, Richard. - Richard? 469 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,495 With this treasure map, we're going to be a millionaire 470 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,162 we can't read, it's useless to us. 471 00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:32,703 Ask lin. 472 00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:38,579 No way! 473 00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:39,952 We can't let him 474 00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:41,198 know our secret. 475 00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:42,375 Right. 476 00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:47,163 What are you doing? 477 00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:49,281 What's this word say? 478 00:26:49,292 --> 00:26:50,998 Mei. 479 00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:54,125 And this? 480 00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:56,282 Tao. 481 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,910 And this? 482 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,623 Ti. 483 00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:04,124 - How about this? - Show me. You are such a maniac! 484 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,870 - Come on, I'm going to sleep! - Okay! 485 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:12,660 Shui, hua, fu, ch... 486 00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:15,283 Sounds like some kind of incantation. 487 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,870 One plum blossom grows at south of the village; Rising from the rock; 488 00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:24,582 water dripping from the rock; 489 00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:27,370 mists and clouds rise up the high mountains; 490 00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:30,207 water flowing down the south of the village; 491 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,415 a hunchback seeks the Pearl; And helped by 8 demigods; 492 00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:34,829 2 yi begets 4 quadrants; Chien turns and kun moves; 493 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:37,290 private property; The richest family of all. 494 00:27:41,042 --> 00:27:42,998 Let's make it clear first, it's a 30:70 split. 495 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,912 - You 30% and we 70%. - Okay! 496 00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:48,453 Well, let me sit down first. 497 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,536 It's too dark here now. 498 00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:51,873 Let's come back in the daytime. 499 00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:52,827 No, 500 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:55,165 everybody will see it in broad daylight. 501 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:57,158 - I've found it! - Where? 502 00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,207 This line means the plum blossom is 503 00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:02,824 at the south of the village. 504 00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:05,658 We all know that. 505 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,953 The plum blossom here 506 00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:10,950 means a stone one. 507 00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:12,744 Look at this stone bench I'm on. 508 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,205 It's a word "blossom". 509 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,748 Doesn't it look like a plum? 510 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:25,164 Yes, it does! 511 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:27,203 Chiu, you are so smart. 512 00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:29,870 What the next line means then? 513 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,864 Damn you! 514 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:31,830 I am paying you to think. 515 00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:32,618 Don't just keep asking questions! 516 00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:34,240 - You shit head! - Damn you! 517 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,535 Same to you too. 518 00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:37,032 Now it's a 20:80 split. 519 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,582 So, you've an additional share. Try to think. 520 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:42,823 This is easy. 521 00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,118 Water drips from the rocks, 522 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:46,286 means a place with water. 523 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:47,657 I can hear sounds of drippings. 524 00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:51,248 How can you piss here, Tom? 525 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:52,956 It sounds like pouring water! 526 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:54,494 Now I'm getting wet because of you. 527 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:55,956 Touch wood! 528 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:58,039 Do you know where there are water drippings? 529 00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:00,749 Water drippings? Lay on the stone table 530 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,492 and you know where the water comes from. 531 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,073 I know now! 532 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,414 Where? 533 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,702 How about a 10:90 split? 534 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:14,948 Chiu, over there. 535 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,615 What? Penalty for passing water? 536 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:27,662 Water keeps dripping from the rocks, 537 00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,908 that's the place. Go up along the falls. 538 00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:00,742 Mists and clouds rise up, the high mountains. 539 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:03,162 Water flowing down, 540 00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:05,203 from the south of the village. 541 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Come on up. 542 00:30:26,542 --> 00:30:27,907 Private property, 543 00:30:27,917 --> 00:30:29,327 the richest family of all. 544 00:30:29,917 --> 00:30:31,828 This time we're going to be rich. 545 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,824 This octagram has a keyhole. 546 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:46,282 Another cave here. 547 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:47,998 What is inside? 548 00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:52,409 I've dropped one earring! It's so deep down there. 549 00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:57,242 How come it echo so many times? 550 00:31:00,917 --> 00:31:01,917 What's so interesting? 551 00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:03,823 It's a pagoda. 552 00:31:04,292 --> 00:31:07,329 Remember that man's last words about a pagoda? 553 00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:09,999 But this hole is too small for anyone to get in. 554 00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:13,037 Right, I couldn't find the entrance anywhere. 555 00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:13,781 What now? 556 00:31:13,792 --> 00:31:14,792 I know. 557 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,823 Please come straight to the point. 558 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,199 Remember we still have some unsolved words? 559 00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:21,244 Solve them now! 560 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:24,207 A hunchback seeks the Pearl. And helped by 8 demigods. 561 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:26,324 2 yi begets 4 quadrants; Chien turns and kun moves. 562 00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,619 The last 2 sentences should linked with the octagram. 563 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:32,072 The first 2 means we have to find the hunchback to get the Pearl. 564 00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:34,745 And find 8 people with "sin" in theirs names to help us. 565 00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:37,116 Obviously, we don't have any here! 566 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:39,411 Let's try tomorrow morning 567 00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:41,123 and come back tomorrow night. 568 00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:43,539 It makes sense. Let's go 569 00:31:43,542 --> 00:31:44,542 come on. 570 00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:49,406 I've got tangled. Wait up! 571 00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,948 It's so late now, why still no hunch bag? 572 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,950 It is hunchback, not hunch bag. 573 00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:02,073 You're a illiterate! 574 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:03,789 He's insulting you. 575 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,950 - Take care. - It's for you. 576 00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,698 Thank you! 577 00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:10,823 You mean I'll not meet anyone nice? 578 00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:12,789 No, but not true love. 579 00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:15,283 You'll have a romantic clash soon. 580 00:32:15,292 --> 00:32:18,409 - It's better than nothing! - Thank you. Take care. 581 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,494 - A hunchback. - Sir... 582 00:32:27,833 --> 00:32:29,414 - It's so unbelievable! - What? 583 00:32:29,417 --> 00:32:30,702 I found you at last. 584 00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:33,074 Let's be straight. Make an offer. 585 00:32:33,542 --> 00:32:35,328 - Two of you? - No, three. 586 00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:39,453 He's useless to me. Just the two of you. 587 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,870 It makes no difference. We all know the top secret now. 588 00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:43,536 Even the two prostitutes know that I'll have a clash soon. 589 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:45,902 It's god's plan that we meet, so we shouldn't go against it. 590 00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:47,535 How much then? 591 00:32:47,542 --> 00:32:48,281 $3,000 592 00:32:48,292 --> 00:32:49,657 $3,000? 593 00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:50,743 $5,000! 594 00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:52,703 Ok, deal! Don't change your mind again. 595 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:55,120 Show us the thing and surprise us, ok? 596 00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:55,784 Here? 597 00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:58,829 Right, shouldn't let anyone see it. 598 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:00,369 Let me check in the back alley. 599 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,912 I'm the customer. I do not need to be checked. 600 00:33:02,917 --> 00:33:04,373 Don't take me as a whore. 601 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,255 I take you for a procuress, and her for a whore. 602 00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:08,703 Me, a whore, you bloody pimp? 603 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,494 You're a pimp, not me! 604 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:11,785 You son of a bitch! 605 00:33:14,958 --> 00:33:16,573 Forget it! 606 00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:19,074 - But you do look like a pimp! - Right. 607 00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:24,538 See that fire Pearl in the middle of the crack? 608 00:33:24,542 --> 00:33:27,158 Yes, and the 8 demigods beside it 609 00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:30,489 a hunchback seeks the pear; And helped by 8 demigods. 610 00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:31,583 Yes. 611 00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:35,075 Right? How about a 40:60 split now? 612 00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:38,621 No, I found the hunchback first, 613 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,740 20:80. 614 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,490 Damn you, don't try to take advantage of me. 615 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,615 You dare too. 616 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:44,741 Stop this! We'll come to look for the Pearl tonight. 617 00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:56,242 So long? Hurry up 618 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,535 follow them 619 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:14,406 What now? 620 00:34:14,417 --> 00:34:16,533 We must pray to get it. 621 00:34:16,542 --> 00:34:18,498 - Yes, pray for it. - Pray? 622 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:32,538 To seek for god's help? It's not working. Let me do it. 623 00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:35,204 Goddess kuan yin, Buddha, Jade emperor 624 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:37,164 please lend us the Pearl! 625 00:34:37,167 --> 00:34:40,079 You're not Sincere enough. Let me have a go. 626 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,620 A sweet smile doesn't mean you're more Sincere. 627 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:00,407 Surprise attack! 628 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,365 Damn you. Let's go. 629 00:35:04,417 --> 00:35:06,282 The octagram changes all the time. 630 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:08,533 Remember, 2 yi begets 4 quadrants, which begets the octagram. 631 00:35:08,542 --> 00:35:10,498 This is the emblem of the 2 yi, put it in. 632 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,500 Come on. 633 00:35:12,625 --> 00:35:15,287 - Watch out! - Okay! 634 00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:17,081 Ok! 635 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,660 Now turn it. 636 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,365 - It doesn't work. - Turn the other side. 637 00:35:23,375 --> 00:35:25,411 So the drugs are hidden over here 638 00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:27,039 harder! 639 00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:29,375 It works! 640 00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:33,952 What is that sound? 641 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:35,573 - I know. - What is that? 642 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,198 The platform is going to collapse. 643 00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:39,448 Go now. 644 00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:40,625 Hold on. 645 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,161 Can you feel there're somebody else here 646 00:35:51,167 --> 00:35:52,327 beside the 3 of us? 647 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:54,415 Yes, I heard something strange too. 648 00:35:54,417 --> 00:35:55,907 There's a cave. 649 00:36:03,292 --> 00:36:06,409 The sounds seem to have come from that wall. 650 00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:07,417 Go over there. 651 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,533 Time's up. Follow me. Go up. 652 00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:14,124 There seems to be two hidden layers 653 00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:16,206 maybe all the jewels are hidden in there. 654 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:19,582 - Great if it is true. - Take a look inside and we'll know. 655 00:36:24,792 --> 00:36:25,781 How can we jump from such a height? 656 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:26,907 Let me help you, sir. 657 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,865 Don't move, police! 658 00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:33,160 - Sir. - Master. 659 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:36,124 Why're shivering. Did you do something bad? 660 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:40,744 You... 661 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:44,538 No, behind you. 662 00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:46,658 It's only my assistant chen lung-shih. 663 00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:49,283 What's happen to him? He's not in shape! 664 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,324 I'm here, sir. 665 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,914 You're here? 666 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,448 - Hold it! - I'll hold you. 667 00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:06,912 I'm going to take your life. 668 00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:08,823 Shoot him! 669 00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:12,039 Don't fight among yourselves. 670 00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,533 Luckily I'm alright. 671 00:37:28,667 --> 00:37:30,874 Luckily I'll alright. Thanks to my brothers. 672 00:37:34,792 --> 00:37:36,657 Don't put love before friendship. 673 00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:54,125 Playing tricks? 674 00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:57,323 I think we'd go down and hide. 675 00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:04,249 You've been following me the whole day 676 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:07,994 don't be so passionate 677 00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:11,119 - a green-faced ghost! - What ghost? 678 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:12,664 A green-headed? 679 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,673 Why did you lie to me that you're a foreigner? 680 00:38:16,042 --> 00:38:17,907 I didn't. 681 00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:20,750 Don't talk to me. I hate people who lie. 682 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:24,200 Master, why have you come to this pagoda to look for me? 683 00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:25,792 The pagoda? 684 00:38:25,917 --> 00:38:27,157 She had a big mouth. 685 00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:31,615 Time for me to strike back. You slut and tramp! 686 00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:59,832 Now, I know. They need the moonlight to survive. 687 00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:01,118 Without it, they'll withers. 688 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,582 If it keep on like this, I'd wither too. 689 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,199 He can't move! 690 00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:26,882 Take off your clothes and shade the moonlight. 691 00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:36,328 Come on quick! 692 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:38,708 Hurry up! 693 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:44,750 She's took it. 694 00:39:46,375 --> 00:39:48,036 Run fast! He's keeping up. 695 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:49,535 Run! 696 00:39:52,542 --> 00:39:53,622 Excuse me please! 697 00:39:58,375 --> 00:39:59,375 What a big hoax! 698 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,581 Luckily I'm alright 699 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:05,160 damn you! You scare me! 700 00:40:05,167 --> 00:40:06,247 Sister, help me! 701 00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:10,202 Moustache, help me! 702 00:40:10,292 --> 00:40:11,748 You, never! 703 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:17,615 Where' re your clothes? 704 00:40:23,417 --> 00:40:24,452 How strange! 705 00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:29,678 She stopped moving once I squeezed her ass, 706 00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:31,581 is she an ass ghost? 707 00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:32,875 Try it. 708 00:40:49,792 --> 00:40:50,952 I'll help you, sir. 709 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,118 No, you wear nothing inside. 710 00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,330 What can I do then? 711 00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:00,160 At the back! At the front! 712 00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:08,782 Did you undress to help me, chiu? 713 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:10,823 No, sister did, not me. 714 00:41:17,167 --> 00:41:18,247 Master. 715 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,993 Master, you've seen my naked body now, 716 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,786 I'm yours forever! 717 00:41:36,792 --> 00:41:39,158 Not me alone, chen lung-shih saw it too. 718 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,866 That's so ugly. 719 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,285 I won't take it seriously. 720 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,703 I only have eyes for chi... 721 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:48,207 Don't shirk the responsibility, 722 00:41:48,417 --> 00:41:49,406 master. 723 00:41:49,417 --> 00:41:51,783 No, I'vent even touch you yet! How can I be? 724 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:55,867 This is not a problem. 725 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,164 Lin, help me. 726 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:03,789 Go away! 727 00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:08,829 Help me! 728 00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:19,118 Why didn't you hold her? 729 00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:20,285 I don't want to get response. 730 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,453 You're mine again, master? 731 00:42:27,542 --> 00:42:28,827 Come on! 732 00:42:30,292 --> 00:42:31,292 Great! 733 00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:40,207 It's my clothes that touched you! 734 00:42:40,208 --> 00:42:40,742 Doesn't count! 735 00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:42,198 Let me undress again then. 736 00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:44,574 Forget it, why you like taking off your clothes? 737 00:42:44,917 --> 00:42:46,873 I'm open-minded. 738 00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:51,573 What does it say? 739 00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:52,993 Come here. 740 00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:55,914 What does it say? I don't understand a word of it. 741 00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:58,283 A fierce ghost is out to get the families of chiens, lis and yangs. 742 00:42:58,292 --> 00:43:00,874 Let's tell the three families at once. 743 00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:01,875 Go! 744 00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:16,160 Listen, let's split up to inform their elders, let's tell the three families at once. 745 00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:17,407 You go to the lis. 746 00:43:17,417 --> 00:43:19,282 You, the chiens. Me, the yangs. 747 00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:21,073 Good, I'll go with you. 748 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:23,366 - I'm with you. - Ok! 749 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:25,661 How about me? Who'll come with me? 750 00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,619 Damn you, asshole. 751 00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:37,493 Go to hell! 752 00:44:17,792 --> 00:44:18,792 We're in troubles! 753 00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:46,415 Troubles already started in the private property. 754 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,578 The corpse of shih huang ti must have woken up already. 755 00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:50,574 I'm taping this, 756 00:44:50,583 --> 00:44:53,120 good, I'll go with you. Hope it'll help. 757 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:01,286 Oh no! Go and tell them now! 758 00:45:13,542 --> 00:45:16,033 Darling... 759 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:19,745 Can you hear anything strange outside? 760 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:20,822 No. 761 00:45:20,833 --> 00:45:24,325 No? It's so clear. Could it be burglers? 762 00:45:25,042 --> 00:45:29,081 We're so rich, let them take it. Back to sleep. 763 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:37,159 Darling, hear that? 764 00:46:39,542 --> 00:46:44,115 Darling, the sounds. Get up! 765 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:51,990 What? 766 00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:54,158 Sounds again. Listen! 767 00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:55,285 You're crazy. 768 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:58,536 Really horrible! 769 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:00,823 The whole huang family are dead 770 00:47:02,083 --> 00:47:03,448 aren't we looking for the lis 771 00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:04,789 how come we're at the huangs now? 772 00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:06,828 I planned to call the Liz from the huangs. 773 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:08,949 You're a chick jerk, how can you be a police! 774 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:11,415 Miss, I'm only a policeman, not a Superman! 775 00:47:11,417 --> 00:47:13,829 Anyone will be scared by such a tragedy. 776 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:15,820 Wonder how it's going over there. 777 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:18,248 You want to go there and have a look? 778 00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:21,283 My fingers! 779 00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:25,244 The door is opened. 780 00:47:25,917 --> 00:47:26,406 Go in 781 00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:28,453 - don't! - Stay here if you're afraid. 782 00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:49,032 I must notify chen lung-shih. 783 00:47:55,292 --> 00:47:56,782 Where's he? 784 00:48:08,583 --> 00:48:12,405 Oh, no! What now? 785 00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:15,577 Pretend dead now! 786 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:23,828 No, safer to get covered up. 787 00:48:27,042 --> 00:48:29,374 Who do this to me? 788 00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:31,533 So you're pretending dead too. 789 00:48:32,417 --> 00:48:34,248 That's the best way to hide from him. 790 00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:36,453 Those things are stupid. 791 00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:38,323 Don't you move. 792 00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:41,573 Don't move. 793 00:48:46,417 --> 00:48:49,033 Okay, but don't take advantage of me 794 00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:51,248 what? 795 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,161 I'm a teacher! 796 00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:54,657 I have sense. 797 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:56,077 Sense with no sexual desire? 798 00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:57,823 Yes, but not for you. 799 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,740 Why are you erecting then? 800 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:03,750 What? 801 00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:05,994 You've reaction on me! 802 00:49:06,542 --> 00:49:08,498 Reaction? What reaction? 803 00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:10,786 The reaction when a man is on top of a woman. 804 00:49:11,292 --> 00:49:13,328 How does a man react to that? 805 00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:15,289 You're erected. 806 00:49:15,292 --> 00:49:17,749 What? Am 1? 807 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:19,323 Don't deny, 808 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:21,244 such a big thing on me. 809 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:22,615 Big? 810 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,456 You must be kidding. 811 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:26,323 No girls ever praise me for that! 812 00:49:26,542 --> 00:49:29,614 Enough! It's on my stomach, now coming up the chest? 813 00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:32,283 Up to the chest? 814 00:49:33,167 --> 00:49:34,623 No, what if 815 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:36,115 I can't get it back? 816 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:38,618 Coming up to the neck. 817 00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:41,286 The neck? 818 00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:43,954 Really gigantic! Let me have a look. 819 00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:46,869 Much smaller than I thought. 820 00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:57,703 It's a rat. Help me! 821 00:49:58,458 --> 00:50:00,619 I am a corpse now. How can I help you? 822 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,494 No! 823 00:50:04,792 --> 00:50:06,157 Help! 824 00:50:06,167 --> 00:50:07,782 I'm a corpse 825 00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:12,624 it's so disgusting, how horrible! 826 00:50:12,625 --> 00:50:14,991 Quite please, 827 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,036 they'll know we're here! 828 00:50:17,667 --> 00:50:20,204 Just relax! 829 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,743 Don't take it as rat. 830 00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:26,490 Imagine 831 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:29,457 it is your sweetheart... 832 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:32,871 Caressing and kissing you. 833 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:35,866 My sweetheart doesn't kiss my ass. 834 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:38,491 Nor my hair. 835 00:50:40,042 --> 00:50:41,077 Are you alright now? 836 00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:44,371 Fine, it'll go away once it's full. 837 00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:48,075 It's just like a second birth. 838 00:50:49,792 --> 00:50:52,704 You're lucky, you've only one lover 839 00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:55,700 I have one pair here. 840 00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:58,415 No, there are now 3 of them. 841 00:50:58,708 --> 00:51:01,871 Well, if it comes one after another 842 00:51:01,875 --> 00:51:04,787 it would soon become one big happy family. 843 00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:09,121 Right. Your mother-in-law and relatives're here for you. 844 00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:19,831 My mother-in-law is not here with me. 845 00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:22,575 They've all come to my side. 846 00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:27,617 Right. Yours is bigger and airy. 847 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:29,286 Please take care of them. 848 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:32,207 There are over a dozen of them, so disgusting. 849 00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:33,914 Take it as you're wearing a fur then! 850 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:38,781 Leave it on for yourself. 851 00:51:38,792 --> 00:51:40,123 I'll take it 852 00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:42,205 leave it on for yourself. I'll take it as the carpet. 853 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,366 Well, that thing has left. 854 00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:53,538 There's still one inside me. 855 00:51:53,542 --> 00:51:55,658 One? Where? 856 00:51:55,792 --> 00:51:57,657 Help me. List's down below. 857 00:51:57,667 --> 00:51:58,998 Lower... 858 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,706 Enough! 859 00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:02,956 Making love with her with clothes on! 860 00:52:03,458 --> 00:52:05,198 I was catching a rat for her! 861 00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:07,369 You think I'm a nut. Where's the rat? 862 00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:09,262 There's one inside your pants. Take a look! 863 00:52:09,375 --> 00:52:10,375 Inside my pants? 864 00:52:13,167 --> 00:52:14,828 "Yangs family" 865 00:52:16,792 --> 00:52:18,874 oh no, I'm late! 866 00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:21,912 Uncle Yang's two grandchildren fen and Chang. 867 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,539 Where's uncle Yang? 868 00:52:23,542 --> 00:52:25,407 Uncle Yang! 869 00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:30,573 Arecorder here. 870 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:32,073 Master, come out please. 871 00:52:32,542 --> 00:52:33,702 Yes? 872 00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,619 I've found a recorder. Take a look 873 00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:39,324 there's trouble at the private property. 874 00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:41,324 The corpse of shih huang ti's woken up. 875 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:43,911 I'm taping this, 876 00:52:43,917 --> 00:52:46,454 hope it'll help. 877 00:52:47,917 --> 00:52:50,749 They're so wicked. They not only cut off the telephone line, 878 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:53,332 and also sunk the boat! 879 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:55,449 So we couldn't get to Hong Kong! 880 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:57,911 Luckily master comes up with the idea of a raft. 881 00:52:59,958 --> 00:53:04,406 Balsy, are you going to die? 882 00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:10,492 You have balls to play, as long as you're alive. 883 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,116 It's not that easy. 884 00:53:13,125 --> 00:53:15,036 Not superballs! 885 00:53:15,375 --> 00:53:16,581 I was only away for the toilet... 886 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:21,373 And return to see that creature tore off her breasts. 887 00:53:24,417 --> 00:53:26,624 Superballs, 888 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:30,405 when can I find another one like yours? 889 00:53:34,875 --> 00:53:35,875 What happened to you? 890 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:37,032 I was bitten by a snake. 891 00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:38,452 A cobra? It's really poison. 892 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:39,664 Let me suck it out for you. 893 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,369 Good personality counts. 894 00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:46,911 Doesn't matter the nationality. 895 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:50,788 Once we get the magic sword, we can perish the corpse of shih huang ti. 896 00:53:51,917 --> 00:53:53,578 Okay, no more poison. 897 00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:57,447 Thank you, charcoal head! 898 00:53:58,375 --> 00:53:59,455 Charocal head? 899 00:54:01,042 --> 00:54:02,998 You must have sucked in the poison. 900 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:03,659 Am I going to die? 901 00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:06,241 Don't worry. Last time you took some snake gall herbs. 902 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:09,079 It could neutralized the poison. Calm down. 903 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:11,083 I may change color again if I take something wrong! 904 00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:13,415 That makes life more colorful. 905 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,749 - Come here for a while. - Master? 906 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,491 Stand still and listen. 907 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:23,790 I know the way to perish the corpse of shin huang ti. 908 00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:25,282 I'll stay to deal with him. 909 00:54:25,292 --> 00:54:26,782 You may leave if you want. 910 00:54:26,792 --> 00:54:29,124 Chun, I'll stay with you. 911 00:54:30,417 --> 00:54:32,157 Chen lung-shih, how about you? 912 00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:32,872 Yes, sir. 913 00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:34,786 I'm also a hk policeman, I'll stay too. 914 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,536 What about you, 33017 915 00:54:41,917 --> 00:54:44,533 I'll avenge for the superballs. 916 00:54:48,625 --> 00:54:52,618 I'm so sorry. I'm dirty, cheap, 917 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:54,161 shameful and useless. 918 00:54:54,167 --> 00:54:56,408 Sorry. 919 00:54:56,417 --> 00:54:59,204 I'll send here the armed forces once I got back to hk. 920 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:00,948 If it doesn't work, may be the 27th army. 921 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:05,032 Long live Liberty. 922 00:55:05,417 --> 00:55:08,739 Chien said this is the corpse of the emperor, shih huang ti. 923 00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:11,913 Once he absorbs the power of the sun and moon, he'll be unbeatable! 924 00:55:11,917 --> 00:55:14,749 A normal mahogany sword nor any spell can overpower him. 925 00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:18,163 Only the magic sword and the 3 coins 926 00:55:18,167 --> 00:55:20,453 can kill him. 927 00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:21,994 Then he can never be reincarnated. 928 00:55:22,875 --> 00:55:24,991 Why we need the coins, sir? 929 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,581 The coins canl break his spirit. 930 00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:28,198 Only by putting them in his mouth first, 931 00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:30,494 then the sword can get him. Understand? 932 00:55:30,833 --> 00:55:33,165 - Yes. - Wait for me! 933 00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:36,416 - Why are you coming back? - Wait for me. 934 00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,532 Wonder who made that raft? 935 00:55:38,542 --> 00:55:40,828 It scattered when hit by waves. 936 00:55:41,292 --> 00:55:43,453 Luckily, I was able to swim back to the shore! 937 00:55:46,375 --> 00:55:47,740 What are your plans? 938 00:55:49,042 --> 00:55:50,122 Mine? 939 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,240 Marry your mother and be your dad! 940 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:55,663 And have a son to be your brother. Come on, brat. 941 00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:59,158 - You're going to marry my mum? - Yes. 942 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:02,823 Long live Liberty. 943 00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:11,032 I thought you went back to get your gun. 944 00:56:11,042 --> 00:56:13,078 Why you brought back a hoe? For digging potatoes? 945 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,199 Just in case, understand? 946 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:18,156 What are you doing? 947 00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:20,829 What did I do? You look so silly. 948 00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:23,870 Why? Incredible! 949 00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:26,619 Can you hear any strange sounds? 950 00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:27,865 What sounds? 951 00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:30,915 I just farted. Luckily, you didn't hear it 952 00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:36,454 is chien trustable, sir? 953 00:56:36,458 --> 00:56:39,040 We don't have any choice. 954 00:56:39,042 --> 00:56:40,873 We'll be finished 955 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:41,910 if we can't get the magic sword. 956 00:56:41,917 --> 00:56:42,952 Go down. 957 00:56:48,625 --> 00:56:49,865 You're so clumsy. 958 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,912 - It looks very deep, sir. - Really? 959 00:56:58,917 --> 00:57:00,748 How deep? 960 00:57:07,417 --> 00:57:09,578 We can have better estimation 961 00:57:10,375 --> 00:57:11,785 if we know how deep it is. 962 00:57:11,792 --> 00:57:13,453 You go down then. 963 00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:14,660 Master. 964 00:57:15,292 --> 00:57:15,997 What now? 965 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,456 At least we've three cushions. 966 00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:19,573 Three cushions? You go down first then. 967 00:57:20,458 --> 00:57:22,824 So, there are 4 now, chiu. Let's go down. 968 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:31,917 What's this? 969 00:57:33,167 --> 00:57:35,203 - Are you alright? - Yes 970 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:41,958 It's so high. 971 00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:43,948 It's a fatal fall. 972 00:57:44,958 --> 00:57:46,823 So many snakes! 973 00:57:46,917 --> 00:57:47,952 Yes, so many! 974 00:57:49,792 --> 00:57:51,703 Sir. 975 00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:55,958 Watch out! 976 00:57:57,625 --> 00:57:58,910 Calm down. I'm fine! 977 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:06,493 Are you alright, master? 978 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:28,115 Crazy! It's not me, him! 979 00:58:29,542 --> 00:58:30,542 What's wrong? 980 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:31,875 Just now he... 981 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:34,911 - Stop fooling around. - You nut! 982 00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:37,289 Again! 983 00:58:37,292 --> 00:58:39,328 You dropped the money, stupid fool! 984 00:58:49,167 --> 00:58:50,953 Is it because of the snake poison? 985 00:59:01,958 --> 00:59:04,665 Here it is, there is the trap. 986 00:59:06,250 --> 00:59:08,582 Chen, see if there's a hidden triangular switch... 987 00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:10,164 Springing out at the side. 988 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:11,167 Yes, sir. 989 00:59:16,042 --> 00:59:18,408 I found it, sir! There's a hidden switch here! 990 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,702 Just as chien told us! 991 00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:22,905 Chen, you must push it, not pull it. 992 00:59:22,917 --> 00:59:24,373 Yes, sir. 993 00:59:24,375 --> 00:59:26,491 - Don't ever pull back. - Yes, sir. 994 00:59:30,375 --> 00:59:31,831 What happened? 995 00:59:31,917 --> 00:59:33,623 I don't know. 996 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:41,866 The wall's moving towards us. 997 00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:44,573 What now? 998 00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:54,457 Jump over, quickly! 999 01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:04,990 Help! 1000 01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:11,077 Excuse me. 1001 01:00:16,292 --> 01:00:17,623 I'm coming too. 1002 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:23,123 So scary! 1003 01:00:27,417 --> 01:00:28,748 Let's jump together. 1004 01:01:05,417 --> 01:01:06,953 Chiu, give me your hand, quick. 1005 01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:08,949 Just go, don't bother about me. 1006 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:11,540 Another Boulder is heading down from above! 1007 01:01:17,792 --> 01:01:19,999 There're 2 holes behind us. 1008 01:01:20,542 --> 01:01:21,622 Chiut! 1009 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,536 This's our last chance, come on! 1010 01:01:25,708 --> 01:01:27,039 It's over. 1011 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:53,824 Don't look down if you're scared. 1012 01:01:57,792 --> 01:01:59,498 Luckily, I can hold on with your belt. 1013 01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:02,745 It is not the belt. 1014 01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:13,458 Alright now. 1015 01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:17,035 Fixed. 1016 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,831 Think and it'll work! 1017 01:02:20,417 --> 01:02:21,907 At worst I'll just sacrifice my legs. 1018 01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:28,370 Al lang-his is coming soon. 1019 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,410 Why's that rock is pulled out? 1020 01:02:58,583 --> 01:02:59,663 Out again? 1021 01:03:17,583 --> 01:03:18,583 Chen lung-shih. 1022 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:20,706 Watch out! 1023 01:03:21,917 --> 01:03:25,364 Keep an eye on him. Hit him if anything happens. 1024 01:03:26,458 --> 01:03:28,744 Yes sir, don't worry! 1025 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,207 Quiet, or I'll beat you. 1026 01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:36,824 - You just farted! - Well, beat him. 1027 01:03:44,042 --> 01:03:45,828 According to chien I-mao, 1028 01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:48,290 there's a key in this water cave to the treasure. 1029 01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:50,704 And in it, is a tunnel. 1030 01:03:50,708 --> 01:03:52,414 Only we find the key, 1031 01:03:52,417 --> 01:03:54,703 we can open the door to the treasure room. 1032 01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,908 Why didn't you bring 1033 01:03:59,917 --> 01:04:02,203 the scuba outfit? 1034 01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:03,539 You want me drowned? 1035 01:04:03,542 --> 01:04:05,407 I've got them! 1036 01:04:06,875 --> 01:04:09,707 I have got a few goggles. Want it? 1037 01:04:09,708 --> 01:04:10,572 Better than nothing. 1038 01:04:10,708 --> 01:04:12,118 Give me one, master. 1039 01:04:13,458 --> 01:04:18,031 Master, let's match up in the water frolics. 1040 01:04:19,667 --> 01:04:21,623 Frolic in the water with her? 1041 01:04:22,042 --> 01:04:23,042 You go down first. 1042 01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:24,205 Me first? 1043 01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:26,449 Can tell he can't swim. 1044 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,412 Master, you can't swim? 1045 01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:30,458 No. 1046 01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:34,662 Don't worry, I'll show you how to hold the breath. 1047 01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:35,667 Look. 1048 01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:38,333 Sister. 1049 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:41,366 Don't believe a big man can't swim. 1050 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:42,535 Shameful! 1051 01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:46,865 I'd suicide if I am you. 1052 01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:48,081 Nonsense. 1053 01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:11,741 Oh no, sister's still down below. 1054 01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:13,618 I can't leave her behind. 1055 01:09:35,917 --> 01:09:38,499 There looks like a tunnel over there. 1056 01:09:38,917 --> 01:09:39,917 Let's go and have a look. 1057 01:10:01,583 --> 01:10:02,868 Should be here. 1058 01:10:06,042 --> 01:10:07,578 The keyhole is here. 1059 01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:14,121 - Why doesn't it move? - No response. 1060 01:10:30,917 --> 01:10:32,908 This time we're going to be rich. 1061 01:10:37,083 --> 01:10:38,414 Yes! 1062 01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:02,532 The 3 coins? 1063 01:11:03,042 --> 01:11:04,578 The magic sword. 1064 01:11:14,208 --> 01:11:15,323 You farted again? 1065 01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:17,745 No, not me this time! 1066 01:11:18,083 --> 01:11:19,994 - You then? - Yes. 1067 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,615 He speaks again. He must be beaten 1068 01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:23,115 that's not fair! 1069 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:27,286 I told you not to be greedy. 1070 01:11:27,292 --> 01:11:28,953 Now you hit the trap and it's collapsing. 1071 01:11:28,958 --> 01:11:30,073 Run now! 1072 01:11:30,208 --> 01:11:31,698 Leaving the gold behind? 1073 01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:34,370 You can't live to own it. Run! 1074 01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:43,414 Come on up 1075 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:48,288 - oh no, now even the gold ingot is gone. - Forget it. 1076 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:49,333 Hurry up! 1077 01:11:54,375 --> 01:11:56,912 - Come over. - Watch up. 1078 01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:58,618 Come over. 1079 01:11:59,250 --> 01:12:00,615 Master, I'll follow you. 1080 01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:03,664 Run! Run quickly. 1081 01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:06,073 Nothing can beat me... 1082 01:12:11,542 --> 01:12:12,782 Where's that thing now? 1083 01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:13,781 May be he knew that 1084 01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:16,704 we've got the magic sword? 1085 01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,073 Good. 1086 01:12:20,083 --> 01:12:22,244 This revenge thing is all over! 1087 01:12:22,458 --> 01:12:24,699 Let's go back to hk and find some women to celebrate. 1088 01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:27,290 Just like that? Feel sorry for the superballs. 1089 01:12:27,292 --> 01:12:30,079 But you are alive. 1090 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:33,125 You can grab as many as you can if you've still got hands. 1091 01:12:34,292 --> 01:12:36,453 You want to know if he's here? Easy. 1092 01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:37,708 How? 1093 01:12:38,042 --> 01:12:40,203 He's already left. No point to find him. 1094 01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:42,540 Go away! How? 1095 01:12:43,125 --> 01:12:44,456 Just now we sneaked into the village, 1096 01:12:44,458 --> 01:12:46,039 he probably couldn't hear us. 1097 01:12:46,042 --> 01:12:48,579 But if we shout, he'll appear! 1098 01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:49,708 Right. 1099 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,539 No, don't! 1100 01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:01,789 It's too horrible! 1101 01:13:03,417 --> 01:13:04,577 Ass ghost? 1102 01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:16,365 Strike him! 1103 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,242 Another one has fled away. Follow him. 1104 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,364 I am much stronger than him, 1105 01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:32,115 he's 2000 years old. 1106 01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:12,530 This will kill you. 1107 01:14:45,917 --> 01:14:47,077 He can't fly now. 1108 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:07,947 I'm invincible in the whole world! 1109 01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:10,157 That monster becomes berserk after taking that coin. 1110 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:11,122 What then? 1111 01:15:11,125 --> 01:15:12,990 We still have two more. How can we get close to it? 1112 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,536 The magic sword is with him. 1113 01:15:14,833 --> 01:15:16,039 Listen, 1114 01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:20,368 at that time, scholars if meddling in politics and gatherings... 1115 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:21,990 Would all be buried alive. 1116 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:25,166 Repeat the history by stabbing the emperor. 1117 01:15:25,167 --> 01:15:27,408 Get his trust 1118 01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:28,406 and get back the magic sword. 1119 01:15:28,417 --> 01:15:29,998 You are so smart, sir. 1120 01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:38,825 How come there's a layer of red clouds from afar? 1121 01:15:40,917 --> 01:15:44,409 Must be the burned down of the wupang palace. 1122 01:15:44,417 --> 01:15:46,658 Long live your majesty! 1123 01:16:14,542 --> 01:16:16,624 Greetings to your majesty! 1124 01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:22,495 Hsu fu salute, your majesty! 1125 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:27,073 - Hsu fu? Who's hsu foo to you? - Godbrother. 1126 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,994 Is he younger and under you? 1127 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,161 Yes. 1128 01:16:32,750 --> 01:16:34,957 Bush, king of the tartars. Your majesty, the highest. 1129 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:37,745 This is the elixir I brought from the east. 1130 01:16:39,167 --> 01:16:40,782 Exactly what I want. 1131 01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:45,826 Prince tan ordered me to offer his kingdom to you. 1132 01:16:46,333 --> 01:16:48,540 It's already mine. 1133 01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:50,624 What more territory've you got? 1134 01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:54,744 Prince tan forgot these... 1135 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:58,697 Kowloon, Hong Kong, sai yeung choy street, argyle street? 1136 01:16:59,042 --> 01:17:00,248 What's this? 1137 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:01,581 The financial center. 1138 01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:03,494 I don't understand what you're saying 1139 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:05,331 but I'll take all that's good! 1140 01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:06,417 Yes, your majesty. 1141 01:17:07,292 --> 01:17:13,913 I stare, holding a lute on my own. 1142 01:17:13,917 --> 01:17:14,997 I, hung hsien-nu... 1143 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:18,288 No, wang chao-chun, salute your majesty! 1144 01:17:18,292 --> 01:17:21,079 I thought you're marries to the tartars? 1145 01:17:22,125 --> 01:17:25,197 Your majesty, I remarried again. 1146 01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:28,829 L, chao fei-yen, your majesty, the highest. 1147 01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:31,583 And you? 1148 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:33,706 I, Yang yu-huan. 1149 01:17:33,917 --> 01:17:35,407 The "royal queen out the bath"? 1150 01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,661 Absolutely, what a shame! 1151 01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:55,332 Your majesty, this is the best place in the world 1152 01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:56,664 Ethiopia? 1153 01:17:56,667 --> 01:17:58,123 Yes, this is the wealthiest country. 1154 01:17:58,125 --> 01:17:59,865 And best suits for men... 1155 01:17:59,917 --> 01:18:00,917 Li chin? 1156 01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,328 No, Chile 1157 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:04,539 what's good in Chile? 1158 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,706 What's wrong with you? 1159 01:18:10,958 --> 01:18:13,324 Well, bite with your teeth, stupid. 1160 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,789 Don't put anything into your mouth. 1161 01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:15,622 This is the one. 1162 01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:18,492 So big? You think I've steel teeth? 1163 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,500 Come on, bite it. 1164 01:18:23,875 --> 01:18:24,705 Come here. 1165 01:18:24,750 --> 01:18:25,990 Go now. 1166 01:18:26,542 --> 01:18:27,657 It'll burn for a long time. 1167 01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:30,226 I'll give you a chance to sit beside the throne. 1168 01:18:30,250 --> 01:18:32,366 She's the most beautiful. 1169 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,616 Yes, your majesty, she's the most. 1170 01:18:34,750 --> 01:18:36,706 She's the most beautiful. 1171 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:42,161 Your majesty. Cheers! 1172 01:18:42,167 --> 01:18:44,624 Cheers. Bring wine. 1173 01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:45,831 Cheers. 1174 01:18:45,833 --> 01:18:47,869 Cheers, your majesty. 1175 01:18:48,417 --> 01:18:50,499 Good, but you must kiss me first. 1176 01:18:50,667 --> 01:18:54,455 Very well, you drink first. 1177 01:18:54,458 --> 01:18:56,119 Drink now. Come on. 1178 01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:59,989 Drink it now, your majesty, then she'll kiss you! 1179 01:19:00,833 --> 01:19:02,323 Smoke coming out of your ass. 1180 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:03,533 Lend this to me to put it out. 1181 01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:06,162 Your majesty, what're you looking at? Kiss first. 1182 01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:08,491 - Kiss first... - No! 1183 01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:09,618 Hurry up! 1184 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:15,664 You go and kiss me then. 1185 01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:16,750 Me? 1186 01:19:17,042 --> 01:19:18,407 Your wish now come true. 1187 01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:27,244 Please do it for all sake. 1188 01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:38,822 This's enough. 1189 01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:40,494 Don't give up! We'll all be killed. 1190 01:19:40,792 --> 01:19:43,909 My majesty, let go of her if she doesn't want to. 1191 01:19:49,042 --> 01:19:50,042 You don't like it? 1192 01:19:50,417 --> 01:19:51,417 No... 1193 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,616 This is my first kiss. Be brave. 1194 01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:08,415 Come quick and put in the last coin. 1195 01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:17,032 Feel my chest? I'll feel yours. 1196 01:20:29,917 --> 01:20:32,408 None of you bastards helped me! 1197 01:20:35,667 --> 01:20:37,828 Sir, the magic sword, stab them! 1198 01:20:41,792 --> 01:20:43,532 Sir, you really are superhero! 1199 01:20:43,542 --> 01:20:45,032 I'm ready to be your lifetime slave. 1200 01:20:45,042 --> 01:20:46,828 We're godbrothers. 1201 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,365 Lock him up and bring him back. 1202 01:20:49,917 --> 01:20:51,873 Right, lock him up. 1203 01:20:51,875 --> 01:20:52,990 Good, thank you. 1204 01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:10,165 Don't be afraid. Be brave! We'll do it together. 1205 01:21:10,167 --> 01:21:11,167 Good. 1206 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:26,250 Retract head, feet... 1207 01:21:28,292 --> 01:21:29,657 Hold on! You two just go on, 1208 01:21:29,667 --> 01:21:31,032 but don't make fun of me. 1209 01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,365 He lent me this gun. 1210 01:21:42,625 --> 01:21:43,625 It's none of my business! 1211 01:22:01,042 --> 01:22:02,042 Sister. 1212 01:22:16,042 --> 01:22:17,122 Unsheathe! 1213 01:22:18,917 --> 01:22:20,032 Sheathe it! 1214 01:22:55,792 --> 01:22:58,329 Master, how're you? 1215 01:23:08,625 --> 01:23:09,625 Come on here. 1216 01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:12,555 Why still not untied after all these time? 1217 01:23:34,625 --> 01:23:36,825 He's afraid of electricity. Untie the red cloth quickly. 1218 01:23:38,583 --> 01:23:39,538 Give me your hand. 1219 01:23:39,542 --> 01:23:40,873 I don't want it. 1220 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:51,331 Seven swordsmen from heavenly mountains? 1221 01:24:53,375 --> 01:24:55,115 No, only five. 1222 01:24:58,292 --> 01:24:59,998 Ladies & gentleman 1223 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,912 the vampire has lost his power! Prepare to hang the steel wire. 1224 01:25:03,083 --> 01:25:06,200 We must gain the air supremacy to fight him. 1225 01:25:06,208 --> 01:25:08,790 Electrocute him at the first chance. Understand? 1226 01:25:08,792 --> 01:25:09,792 Yes, sir. 1227 01:25:10,167 --> 01:25:11,167 Come on. 1228 01:25:46,542 --> 01:25:47,657 Your turn. Watch out. 1229 01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:06,833 Electricity cable? 1230 01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:11,032 Good, electrocute him! 1231 01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:18,332 Go down quickly to make a net! 1232 01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:32,288 Come on, hold it! 1233 01:26:50,083 --> 01:26:52,244 Master, get back the magic sword. 1234 01:27:44,458 --> 01:27:45,664 I'm going to die. 1235 01:27:49,542 --> 01:27:51,502 What're you looking at? Fight if you have the gut. 1236 01:27:51,833 --> 01:27:54,540 Master, you'll be in trouble if you let him go. 1237 01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:57,493 - Let me do it. - Don't. 1238 01:28:03,583 --> 01:28:04,743 What? 1239 01:28:05,292 --> 01:28:07,328 The crippled kick? 1240 01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:10,333 This is king tree's foot. 1241 01:28:10,458 --> 01:28:13,621 Next year today will be your death anniversary. 1242 01:28:14,083 --> 01:28:16,495 Stop looking, fool. Take this! 1243 01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:17,583 Go to hell! 1244 01:28:20,542 --> 01:28:21,542 Go to hell! 1245 01:28:21,708 --> 01:28:22,708 Run? 1246 01:28:24,750 --> 01:28:26,490 Run? 1247 01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:30,789 Run? 1248 01:28:31,750 --> 01:28:32,750 Run? 1249 01:28:34,250 --> 01:28:35,660 Put the coin in his mouth. 1250 01:28:36,750 --> 01:28:37,750 Open the mouth! 1251 01:28:38,750 --> 01:28:40,240 Are you going to open it? 1252 01:28:40,583 --> 01:28:41,698 Piss off. 1253 01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:39,786 W ait for me! 1254 01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:44,159 Run before the platform collapses. Hurry up! 1255 01:29:47,333 --> 01:29:49,164 - How canl I get down? - Cling to me. 1256 01:30:09,750 --> 01:30:11,706 What's wrong? 1257 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,661 My savings in the dresser 1258 01:30:14,667 --> 01:30:15,577 are all gone. 1259 01:30:15,583 --> 01:30:18,950 Forget it! Life's more important than money. 1260 01:30:19,042 --> 01:30:21,954 Well, we've been 1261 01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:23,994 through so much. 1262 01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,831 Now I treat valuables as nothing! 1263 01:30:25,833 --> 01:30:27,573 This is the best thing you ever said. 1264 01:30:27,583 --> 01:30:29,039 Chiu, what do you say? 1265 01:30:30,625 --> 01:30:34,914 Since you all think so, 1266 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:38,572 I'll give up this diamond too. 1267 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,707 Are you out of your mind? 1268 01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:48,581 Not again! 80152

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