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Dimension 404.
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Introducing Val Hernandez
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or, as she wants
the world to know her,
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"Speedrun."
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An impulsive young gamer
with dreams of greatness,
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dreams, for the moment,
that lie just out of reach.
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The path to greatness usually
takes hard work and time.
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But in Dimension 404,
all Val needs
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is a sweet sip of Impulse 9.
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Oh, you look all professional!
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Careful, it's...
- Hot!
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No, thank you.
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Okay, you got your résumé?
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And you wrote down
the address, right?
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I'm just gonna wander around
until I find the place.
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Look, I called in a big
favor with your Uncle Pedro
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to get you that interview.
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Plus you haven't had
a J-O-B in months.
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Thanks for the update, Dad.
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Gotta run.
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Hey, Val?
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What?
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Slow down, kid.
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When you get in there,
just relax,
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ask lots of questions,
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and look 'em in the eye.
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It's just some
catering job, Dad.
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- I'm not running for Congress.
- Hey.
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It's not about what you do
for a living...
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It's what you do
while you're living.
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Okay, go knock 'em dead.
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And pick up Grandma
from the doctor's
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when you're done.
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- Can't you do it?
- It's Tuesday,
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I work 'til closing.
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I love you.
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Love you too.
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Excuse me, ma'am,
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I'm looking for
a girl named Speedrun.
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Gamer chick, sloppy hair,
crappy clothes.
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Hey.
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So, uh, what's with the get-up?
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Oh, just some
stupid job interview.
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Don't you think maybe
you should go to that?
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And miss the invitational?
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No, I'll just call
in sick or something.
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You get sick more
than anyone I know.
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First prize wins ten grand!
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I could move out and go pro.
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Yeah, about that.
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I guess you didn't
hear the news, huh?
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- What?
- You-Know-Who
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is making a surprise
entrance today.
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No!
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- Yup.
- Come on!
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May the gaming gods have
mercy on our worthless souls.
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Killohertz is in the house!
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I pity the chumps
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that have to rumble
with this legend
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in today's qualifying rounds.
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Really?
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He's got nothing better
to do than flex his nuts
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at some Podunk
tournament in Chino?
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Yeah, what do you think he's
gonna spend the $10,000 on,
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designer shoes or more
fingerless gloves?
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Somebody should knock
that stupid smug look
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off his dumb ugly face.
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Val.
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- What?
- You don't have to win today,
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you just have to qualify,
so keep it in your pants.
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But I can take him!
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Babe, you're really good,
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but he's a legend for a reason.
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Which means if I beat him...
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- Val.
- Players, prepare for combat!
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Play it smart.
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He's a one man wrecking crew.
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And I'm a one woman army.
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No-no-no, that's not...
Th-that's not...
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That's not playing it smart!
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And with that,
the players are readied up
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and it's time for
the battle to begin.
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Speedrun with an
impressive triple there,
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putting her on the board.
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Let's go, Speedrun,
yeah, Speedrun!
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Crowd might be here
for Killohertz
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but they're giving
some love to Speedrun.
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Oh, but here comes Killohertz
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with an incredible cross-map,
nice,
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and he's taking a moment
to high-five the fans.
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The crowd is loving it
and so is he.
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He's taking his eyes
off the screen...
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Boom, unbelievable.
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A no-look execution;
this man is unstoppable.
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This match is not over yet
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but Speedrun is
running out of time.
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Speedrun and Killohertz
running away from the pack.
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These two are dominating.
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The match comes down
to these two,
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up-and-comer versus
seasoned vet,
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and the score is tied at 24.
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The next kill wins the game.
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It's all over, what an upset!
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Speedrun has victory
in her sights!
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Wha... wait, what is she doing?
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Oh my God, she's gonna
go for the glory kill.
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She's seen Killohertz
and she's gonna
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chase after him instead!
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Speedrun just had him
in her sights.
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She's rounding the corner,
looking for the kill.
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He's not there, oh...
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Oh my God, Killohertz
reads Speedrun like a book.
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What an ending!
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That is one for
the highlight reel.
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Another amazing match
win for Killohertz.
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This guy is great.
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You had him!
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That's the match.
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Moving on to the finals
are Val Hernandez
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and Roy Torvald.
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How the hell did he do that?
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Nobody is that good, nobody.
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I know, it's almost like
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he's a one man wrecking
crew or something.
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Um, but... but congrats, babe,
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you made it to finals.
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Come on.
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You had an amazing game, babe.
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Yeah, but it wasn't
good enough, was it?
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He wrecked me today.
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He'll wreck me tomorrow too.
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Woo!
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Hey.
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There she is.
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GG, Speedrun.
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I had you, man.
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Of course you did.
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Well, keep her warm
for me, all right, son?
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Woo, this guy looks
like he wants a selfie.
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What a dick, right?
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You gotta get in here and
crush that turd bucket tomorrow.
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Smooches?
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Hm?
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You're a dork, Evan.
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- A sexy dork?
- Mm.
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That's more like it.
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Okay, I'm gonna go grab my car.
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Good game today.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Yeah.
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Sucks you're gonna
lose tomorrow.
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Who the hell are you exactly?
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Your fairy godmother.
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Here, hold this.
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You know, you're
pretty good, Speedrun.
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Now you got guts
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but if you wanna win tomorrow,
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you're gonna need some help.
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K... Ko-ji... "Ko-ji-ma"?
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"Ko-jee-ma."
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You know, you're
right about Roy.
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Nobody's that good.
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All right, dude,
what... what's your deal?
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What the hell is this?
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Call first, I got
a lot goin' on.
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How was the interview?
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Fine.
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It was fine.
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You wanna try that again?
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Pedro called.
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You didn't even show up today.
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I was feeling woozy.
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I was gonna call in sick and...
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Grandma.
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I almost lost my job
today picking her up.
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Now what the hell happened?
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There was a tournament today.
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It was a big one,
I... I couldn't just miss it.
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I didn't win
but I played amazing.
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Well, congratulations.
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I hope you had fun
because tomorrow
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you're going down
to your uncle's
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and you're gonna beg
for an interview.
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No, I can't,
tomorrow's the finals.
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Absolutely not.
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Dad!
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This is my dream.
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Is this about the money, because
first prize is ten grand.
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I mean, what does that
stupid job pay anyway?
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It's not about the money, Val.
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And you lied to me.
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I trusted you and you
completely let me down.
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Look, I know you
have dreams, mija.
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I want you to achieve them.
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But I also want you
to be a good person.
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I mean, do you think
about anybody but yourself?
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Yeah, I do actually.
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I think about you and I
think about your crappy job
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and your crappy life
and then I think,
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"I want to do the opposite."
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Valerie, thin ice.
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No wonder Mom left.
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I'll tell you one thing,
the fans cannot wait
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to see these two go
toe-to-toe again tomorrow.
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I said to call.
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Come on, follow me.
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Okay, I'm not quite
sure why I'm here,
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but, you know, you said
you could help, so...
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Play.
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Why?
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Thanks?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Game start.
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Game over.
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Well, that sucked.
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Try it with this.
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An energy drink?
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Seriously?
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Yup.
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Just a normal, ordinary,
nothing special about it,
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energy drink.
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Kanpai.
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Mm, good, you're back.
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Wh... what happened?
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When you drink Impulse 9,
you're stretching time.
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The harder you stretch...
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Ow!
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The harder you snap back.
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This time you lost
about an hour.
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It's like being blackout drunk,
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minus the drunk part.
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Holy shit.
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$500 a bottle, Speedrun.
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That is...
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all my money.
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Plus 6.50 for the ramen.
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Wait, no, I can't.
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I mean, it's wrong,
it's cheating, isn't it?
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Oh, it's definitely cheating.
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But is it wrong?
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Roy doesn't seem to think so.
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Hey, bro, what's up?
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Oh, what's that,
another case of Impulse
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for the match tomorrow?
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You got it.
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Cash only, ATM's in the front.
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Yeah, I'm still here.
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Nope, nobody you know.
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Welcome to the final round
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of the Chino Hills Field
of Fire Regional Tournament.
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In just a few moments
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we will crown one
gamer the champion.
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Don't worry, babe...
267
00:14:31,009 --> 00:14:33,470
there's plenty of me
to go around.
268
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:35,519
Go, Speedrun.
269
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:36,730
Yeah, Speedrun.
270
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:29,240
Now Speedrun Hernandez
is on fire.
271
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,649
She's having the
game of her life
272
00:15:30,649 --> 00:15:32,779
but, unfortunately,
it's just not enough
273
00:15:32,779 --> 00:15:34,870
to catch our leader, Torvald.
274
00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:37,539
Damn, that guy
is impossibly good.
275
00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:37,139
What?!
276
00:16:43,809 --> 00:16:45,350
Speedrun!
277
00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:15,430
What the hell?
278
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,519
Honey?
279
00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:24,890
We gotta get ready, come on.
280
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:26,440
Come on, I'll take her.
281
00:17:39,829 --> 00:17:41,829
Mommy?
282
00:17:41,829 --> 00:17:43,369
What?!
283
00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:45,460
I can't...
284
00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:49,460
Good morning, Mom!
285
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,250
Ew!
286
00:17:54,589 --> 00:17:57,049
Hey, are you okay?
287
00:17:57,049 --> 00:17:59,720
You're not pregnant
again, are you?
288
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,559
Out, I need out.
289
00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:03,680
Wait... hey, Val, wait!
290
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,930
Val!
291
00:18:18,859 --> 00:18:21,529
You forgot your gas mask,
sweetie, here you go.
292
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,410
Come on, kids,
it's time for school!
293
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:35,259
So I'll be scavenging
the wastelands until four
294
00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:36,720
then I gotta chop wood
for the bug roast.
295
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,160
You think you could pick up the
kids before gate duty tonight?
296
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:41,430
- Val?
- Uh, sure.
297
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,259
Look, Daddy,
I found a neat rock!
298
00:18:43,259 --> 00:18:45,269
Oh, no, no, that's a poop,
sweetie, put that back.
299
00:18:45,269 --> 00:18:46,640
No, I want it!
300
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,980
Tell you what,
you give that to Mom,
301
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:49,599
you can have it back
after school, okay?
302
00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:50,559
- Okay.
- All right,
303
00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:52,650
there you go, Mommy... Mommy?
304
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:53,769
There we are.
305
00:18:53,769 --> 00:18:55,029
Okay.
306
00:18:55,029 --> 00:18:56,609
All right, kids.
307
00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:58,319
Have a good day.
308
00:18:58,319 --> 00:18:59,490
Hi, guys!
309
00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:01,619
Hi, now take your seats, go on.
310
00:19:01,619 --> 00:19:04,329
Okay, what do you do
when you see a Death Lizard?
311
00:19:04,329 --> 00:19:06,500
Run and hide!
312
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,460
Oh, shoot, I'm gonna be late.
313
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,039
Evan, I need to talk to you.
314
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:12,460
Okay, quick, what's up?
315
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:13,789
Sheriff Val, did you hear?
316
00:19:13,789 --> 00:19:15,500
- Sheriff?
- Jana's husband
317
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,509
snapped back last night.
318
00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:17,799
- What?
- Yeah, right in the middle
319
00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:19,259
of hanky-panky... I mean,
eight years of marriage
320
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,799
just... woo, push, goodbye.
321
00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:22,549
- Unbelievable.
- Can you believe it?
322
00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,009
- Uh...
- Oy, get back here!
323
00:19:24,009 --> 00:19:25,849
Oh, look.
324
00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:26,930
Let's go, let's go.
325
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,309
Let's go, now!
326
00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:30,980
Sheriff, Sheriff, caught
myself a no-good 'Pulser.
327
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,519
What's going on,
who are you people?
328
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,690
What... why is it the apocalypse?
329
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,980
I'll tell you why
it's the apocalypse.
330
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:38,319
It's because thoughtless
slackers like you
331
00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:40,700
chugged too much Impulse
and when you snapped back,
332
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,240
the world went to
shit, that's why.
333
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,490
I was... I was
studying for finals.
334
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,869
"I was studying for fi..."
335
00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:47,410
That's what the president
said when he snapped back
336
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:48,700
with his finger on
the button, you piece...
337
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:52,539
Okay, walk it off.
338
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:53,670
What do you want from me?
339
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,250
Can you dress a wound?
340
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,000
Can you fix a generator?
341
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,839
Can you fend off a Death Lizard?
342
00:19:59,839 --> 00:20:01,089
No.
343
00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:02,839
Then we got no place
for you here.
344
00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:04,259
Ain't that right, Sheriff?
345
00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:07,599
Sheriff?
346
00:20:07,599 --> 00:20:09,019
You all right?
347
00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:13,099
Yeah.
348
00:20:13,099 --> 00:20:14,400
Send him away.
349
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,019
- Send me away?
- Let's go, pal, let's go!
350
00:20:16,019 --> 00:20:17,519
No, don't send me away!
351
00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:19,609
Oh no, where are you taking me?!
352
00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:23,700
Where's my mom?!
353
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,160
Did I pass chem?
354
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,410
Anyway... hi.
355
00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:31,039
What did you wanna
tell me earlier?
356
00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:32,329
Nothing.
357
00:20:32,329 --> 00:20:35,380
Are you okay, you seem
a little off your game.
358
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,210
I... I think I'm a little sick.
359
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:39,000
You know, I think I might
have a stomach ache.
360
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,130
Oh yeah, I feel ya.
361
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,339
I don't think I
cooked those beetles
362
00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:43,380
all the way through last night.
363
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,720
- Good luck out there.
- What do I do with this?!
364
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,009
Oh God!
365
00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:49,099
Waste of a pointy stick
if you ask me.
366
00:20:50,269 --> 00:20:51,730
Have a good day, honey.
367
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,890
Smooches?
368
00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:55,440
Oh, looks like
369
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,400
we're in for some weather.
370
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,400
See you at home, I love you!
371
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,579
Oh my God.
372
00:21:15,579 --> 00:21:18,000
Oh my God, wake up, oh my God.
373
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,670
Oh, what do I know about babies?
374
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:20,750
I don't know
anything about babies.
375
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,009
You're not my baby.
376
00:21:22,009 --> 00:21:23,420
You're not!
377
00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:29,220
You're my baby.
378
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,059
Oh, what is happening?
379
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,099
What is happening,
what is happening?
380
00:21:36,390 --> 00:21:38,609
Dad, I need Dad, I need Dad.
381
00:21:43,819 --> 00:21:45,450
Oh my God.
382
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:47,859
Dad?
383
00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:16,940
You've got this, Val.
384
00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:19,900
You're a bad-ass bitch.
385
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,480
I need you right now.
386
00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:25,069
Keep it together.
387
00:22:27,569 --> 00:22:30,369
Sheriff?
388
00:22:30,369 --> 00:22:32,829
Sheriff, let's go!
389
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:39,420
Tick-tock, we're late
for latrine duty.
390
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,539
- Latrine duty?
- Mm-hm.
391
00:22:41,539 --> 00:22:44,589
As in... scrubbing toilets.
392
00:22:44,589 --> 00:22:48,509
Hey, if you can call 'em that.
393
00:22:48,509 --> 00:22:49,799
But I'm... the sheriff?
394
00:22:49,799 --> 00:22:51,009
I'm the sheriff.
395
00:22:51,009 --> 00:22:54,140
Yeah, and sanitation
commissioner
396
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,680
and a scavenger and a mom.
397
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,809
Hey, you got a lot going on,
398
00:22:58,809 --> 00:23:02,440
so shake a leg.
399
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,940
Or do I have to toss you
out into the wasteland?
400
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:17,869
- I'm gonna go get ready.
- All right, Sheriff.
401
00:23:17,869 --> 00:23:19,250
Come on, let's go.
402
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,539
- Couple minutes.
- All right.
403
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,339
♪ You only get one life
404
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,380
and you work it away ♪
405
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:32,759
♪ Sweatin' and a-cussin'
for the rest of your days ♪
406
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,220
♪ I know ♪
407
00:23:35,349 --> 00:23:38,059
♪ It doesn't seem quite fair ♪
408
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:42,059
♪ That you keep on truckin'
409
00:23:42,059 --> 00:23:45,650
but you never seem
to get nowhere ♪
410
00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:58,700
♪ Life never gets easy, - Bye.
411
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,910
♪ No matter how hard you try ♪
412
00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:04,250
♪ Breakin' your back
'til the day you die ♪
413
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:05,500
♪ I know ♪
414
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,420
♪ You're always
fightin' for air ♪
415
00:24:11,589 --> 00:24:13,470
- ♪ And you keep on truckin'... ♪
- Sheriff!
416
00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:14,930
Open up!
417
00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:17,099
♪ ... But you never seem
to get nowhere ♪
418
00:24:28,150 --> 00:24:32,400
♪ Well, some people want
money and some want love ♪
419
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,869
♪ I just want a job where
I can dig in the mud ♪
420
00:24:35,869 --> 00:24:37,279
♪ I know ♪
421
00:24:38,369 --> 00:24:41,500
♪ That it's a lot to bear ♪
422
00:24:43,289 --> 00:24:49,380
♪ I'll keep on truckin'
even when I can't get nowhere ♪
423
00:24:52,089 --> 00:24:54,130
How was your day, Mom?
424
00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:55,509
Fine.
425
00:24:55,509 --> 00:24:56,970
It was fine.
426
00:24:56,970 --> 00:24:59,559
Look, Mommy,
I made this for you.
427
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:03,019
Great.
428
00:25:03,019 --> 00:25:05,650
At least it's not a dog turd.
429
00:25:09,519 --> 00:25:12,359
Hey, Mom, did you know
the green thing in plants
430
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:13,819
is this stuff
called chlorophyll?
431
00:25:13,819 --> 00:25:16,869
Yup, I sure did... look,
Mommy's really tired
432
00:25:16,869 --> 00:25:18,319
and she needs to get some sleep
433
00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:20,539
before her 5-hour guard duty,
434
00:25:20,539 --> 00:25:24,500
so if you two could
just... pipe down, it'd be...
435
00:25:31,170 --> 00:25:33,970
Guess what, kids, it's...
436
00:25:33,970 --> 00:25:36,089
- Game night!
- Game night!
437
00:25:36,089 --> 00:25:37,589
Play Field of Fire with us!
438
00:25:37,589 --> 00:25:40,349
Oh no, you leave Mommy
alone, she needs a nap.
439
00:25:40,349 --> 00:25:42,180
She'll play with you
next month, okay, buddy?
440
00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:43,599
Next month?
441
00:25:45,519 --> 00:25:48,519
I, uh, could play one round.
442
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:50,069
I mean, for them.
443
00:25:50,069 --> 00:25:51,609
Uh-huh, "for them," right.
444
00:25:51,609 --> 00:25:52,730
Be sure to grab some sleep
445
00:25:52,730 --> 00:25:55,200
before you gotta go
on guard duty, okay?
446
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,569
Yup, yup.
447
00:25:56,569 --> 00:25:57,819
I'm off to the bug roast.
448
00:25:57,819 --> 00:25:59,369
- Have fun!
- Okay.
449
00:25:59,369 --> 00:26:00,700
Bye, kids.
450
00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:14,339
Go, Speedrun, go!
451
00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:17,339
Go, Speedrun, go!
452
00:26:17,339 --> 00:26:18,890
Not bad for an old lady, huh?
453
00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:20,890
That was awesome,
how are you so good?
454
00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:23,519
Mommy, can you teach me
how to play like that?
455
00:26:23,519 --> 00:26:25,180
Hell yes I can.
456
00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:26,849
Come here, take a seat.
457
00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:29,980
Sit here.
458
00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:33,069
Okay, first we gotta
learn the basics.
459
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:38,359
Okay, that's it, th... that's it.
460
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,279
- You got it, you got it.
- Okay, you got it, you got it.
461
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,029
Wait-wait-wait,
reload, reload, reload.
462
00:26:42,029 --> 00:26:44,539
- Come on, reload, yes!
- Val!
463
00:26:44,539 --> 00:26:45,579
Val?
464
00:26:45,579 --> 00:26:47,250
Oh.
465
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:49,079
- Thank God.
- Shit!
466
00:26:49,079 --> 00:26:50,670
Okay, oh, kids,
I gotta go, all right,
467
00:26:50,670 --> 00:26:51,920
but keep practicing.
468
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,460
Okay.
469
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,000
Hey, hey.
470
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,970
Where have you been?
471
00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,339
I've been looking
all over for you.
472
00:26:58,339 --> 00:27:00,930
- What's wrong?
- Come on.
473
00:27:00,930 --> 00:27:02,259
It's Dan.
474
00:27:02,259 --> 00:27:05,309
He was pounding on the gate
and a Death Lizard came.
475
00:27:05,309 --> 00:27:07,730
And you weren't there
to let him in.
476
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,359
How could you?!
477
00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:23,119
It was game night.
478
00:27:30,789 --> 00:27:33,250
No, Val, wait.
479
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:35,500
You still need
to finish your shift.
480
00:28:05,029 --> 00:28:06,279
Hi.
481
00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:10,329
Hi.
482
00:28:10,329 --> 00:28:13,079
Come to bed, hon,
you got work in the morning.
483
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:20,420
I can't do this, Evan.
484
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:23,839
We toil and suffer all day
485
00:28:23,839 --> 00:28:27,009
and if we take an extra
second for ourselves,
486
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:31,349
a damn minute for
a moment of peace,
487
00:28:31,349 --> 00:28:33,730
someone else might die?
488
00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:38,859
I mean... what the
hell is the point?
489
00:28:38,859 --> 00:28:42,740
Why even bother?
490
00:28:47,910 --> 00:28:49,410
Val.
491
00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:54,210
For 12 years, you have
been an amazing wife,
492
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:57,420
you're an incredible mother.
493
00:28:57,420 --> 00:29:01,210
You are the most
fearless and thoughtful,
494
00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:03,470
responsible person I know.
495
00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:06,549
No I'm not.
496
00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:09,970
Yeah.
497
00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:15,440
Hey.
498
00:29:18,769 --> 00:29:22,490
One mistake doesn't
change all that.
499
00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:26,359
Look, I could give you a speech
about why we do what we do
500
00:29:26,359 --> 00:29:28,619
and why we work so hard but...
501
00:29:28,619 --> 00:29:29,910
it'd just be words right now.
502
00:29:29,910 --> 00:29:32,869
You have to figure
that out for yourself.
503
00:29:32,869 --> 00:29:34,579
And I know that you will.
504
00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:41,130
I love you.
505
00:29:50,349 --> 00:29:51,809
Come to bed.
506
00:29:52,809 --> 00:29:54,099
I'll be right there.
507
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,690
Babe?
508
00:30:42,819 --> 00:30:44,319
Honey?
509
00:30:51,619 --> 00:30:53,240
"Dear Evan...
510
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,200
By the time you read this,
I'll be gone.
511
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,369
It pains me to leave you
and the kids, but...
512
00:30:59,369 --> 00:31:01,210
I've been living a lie.
513
00:31:02,589 --> 00:31:05,880
I'm not the woman
you married anymore.
514
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,220
I'm a 'Pulser.
515
00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:12,640
You remember that FPS tournament
where I beat Roy Torvald?
516
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,059
That was last Tuesday.
517
00:31:15,059 --> 00:31:17,180
I thought I could hide.
518
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:19,269
I thought I could hack it.
519
00:31:19,269 --> 00:31:21,809
But after last night,
it's clear to me
520
00:31:21,809 --> 00:31:25,019
why you send us 'Pulsers
to the wastes to die.
521
00:31:26,859 --> 00:31:28,859
There's just no place
in civilized society
522
00:31:28,859 --> 00:31:32,819
for a teenage kid trapped
in a grown-up's body,
523
00:31:32,819 --> 00:31:34,869
so I'm leaving.
524
00:31:34,869 --> 00:31:38,450
Maybe I'll find another
bottle of Impulse out there.
525
00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:40,039
But whatever I find,
526
00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:44,539
whatever this crazy, mixed-up
world has in store for me,
527
00:31:44,539 --> 00:31:46,130
I want you to know
that I always..."
528
00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:50,259
Jesus Christ, Val.
529
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,480
Ohhh, it's hot.
530
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,940
Oh.
531
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:08,569
So hot.
532
00:32:08,569 --> 00:32:10,279
What was I thinking?
533
00:32:17,079 --> 00:32:18,329
No way.
534
00:32:50,029 --> 00:32:52,950
Hey!
535
00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:54,950
Speedrun?
536
00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:56,240
Kojima?
537
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,450
You look rough.
538
00:32:58,450 --> 00:33:01,500
You look... exactly the same.
539
00:33:02,619 --> 00:33:03,960
What the hell did you do?
540
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,000
Well, solar panels
keep this place going.
541
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,299
As for me, let's just
say I have my ways.
542
00:33:11,299 --> 00:33:14,799
So what brings you back
to my neck of the woods?
543
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:18,970
I, uh... got kicked
out of my suburb.
544
00:33:18,970 --> 00:33:21,720
Well, that sucks.
545
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,390
Wait a minute...
546
00:33:23,390 --> 00:33:25,190
did you just snap back?
547
00:33:26,809 --> 00:33:28,150
Last week.
548
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,069
Damn, girl, how much did you do?
549
00:33:31,069 --> 00:33:33,240
You think this is funny?
550
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,069
Your drink ruined my life!
551
00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:40,160
Yeah, we kinda
ruined a lot of lives.
552
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,160
- Yeah.
- I know.
553
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,410
Um, I'll tell ya what, though.
554
00:33:45,410 --> 00:33:47,250
I get a lot of
'Pulsers in here, okay?
555
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:49,130
Some of them are old clients,
556
00:33:49,130 --> 00:33:51,000
some of 'em got it
somewhere else,
557
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,839
but I tell them
all the same thing.
558
00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:54,759
Now...
559
00:33:54,759 --> 00:34:01,970
I don't do refunds,
but I can give you store credit.
560
00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:03,519
Are you insane?
561
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:06,349
Dude, it sucks out there, man.
562
00:34:06,349 --> 00:34:08,019
Life is hard and short
563
00:34:08,019 --> 00:34:10,690
and death is usually
slow and painful.
564
00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:13,570
Or... chug this bad boy,
565
00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:14,900
sidle up to your favorite game,
566
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:17,449
and go out doing what you love.
567
00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:21,869
And what happens
when I snap back?
568
00:34:21,869 --> 00:34:23,829
That's best part.
569
00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:25,199
You won't.
570
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:28,210
Unless you live
to be, like, 103.
571
00:34:28,210 --> 00:34:31,460
So what do you think?
572
00:34:43,389 --> 00:34:45,269
Do you have Field of Fire?
573
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480
This way.
574
00:35:03,329 --> 00:35:05,750
Speedrun.
575
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:07,579
See you on the other side.
576
00:35:28,099 --> 00:35:31,269
Look, Mommy,
I made this for you.
577
00:35:31,269 --> 00:35:33,110
At least it's not a dog turd.
578
00:35:34,650 --> 00:35:37,360
I mean, do you think
about anybody but yourself?
579
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,860
No wonder Mom left.
580
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:44,449
You are the most fearless
and thoughtful,
581
00:35:44,449 --> 00:35:46,699
responsible person I know.
582
00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:50,039
I could give you a speech
about why we do what we do
583
00:35:50,039 --> 00:35:52,079
and why we work so hard but...
584
00:35:52,079 --> 00:35:54,250
you have to figure
that out for yourself.
585
00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:58,170
And I know that you will.
586
00:36:03,389 --> 00:36:04,969
What?
587
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,650
Hello?
588
00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:22,780
Hello!
589
00:36:24,619 --> 00:36:25,949
Evan!
590
00:36:29,409 --> 00:36:31,000
Evan!
591
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,829
Screw you, Val, get outta here!
592
00:36:32,829 --> 00:36:34,500
No, Evan, please, wait!
593
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:37,250
- I... I just wanna talk.
- Bullshit, Val!
594
00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:38,590
You just know it sucks out there
595
00:36:38,590 --> 00:36:40,340
and now you want back in.
596
00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:42,929
No, no, I did... it's not...
597
00:36:42,929 --> 00:36:44,760
I do want back in, I do,
598
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,889
but it's not because
it sucks out here.
599
00:36:46,889 --> 00:36:48,969
Goodbye, Val!
600
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:10,699
It's not about what
we get for ourselves.
601
00:37:10,699 --> 00:37:13,210
It's about what
we give each other.
602
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,960
I wanna be that person...
in that drawing.
603
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,460
I wanna be that.
604
00:37:21,210 --> 00:37:22,550
You gotta understand,
605
00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:25,429
a week ago I was 19,
I was kissing you
606
00:37:25,429 --> 00:37:26,590
at a tournament.
607
00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:27,590
I...
608
00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:31,809
I'm new at this, okay?
609
00:37:31,809 --> 00:37:33,769
But I wanna make it work.
610
00:37:33,769 --> 00:37:35,480
I'll... I'll... I'll...
611
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,599
I'll scrub toilets,
612
00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:37,980
I'll do guard duty,
613
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:39,230
I'll do double shifts.
614
00:37:39,230 --> 00:37:41,900
I'll do whatever it
takes to make it work.
615
00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:44,570
But I can't do it alone.
616
00:37:46,409 --> 00:37:49,239
Do you have any idea
what it's like
617
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:53,329
for 12 years of marriage
to disappear in an instant?
618
00:37:53,329 --> 00:37:54,579
No.
619
00:37:56,119 --> 00:37:59,000
I don't even know
how you proposed.
620
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,460
Are you kidding?
621
00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:01,550
You proposed to me.
622
00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:05,260
It was the best day
of my life, Val.
623
00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:07,010
We can start over.
624
00:38:07,010 --> 00:38:08,010
Evan.
625
00:38:09,510 --> 00:38:11,760
I mean...
626
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,519
it's not like it's
the end of the world.
627
00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:19,769
The hell is that?
628
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,239
- Death Lizards!
- They're people?!
629
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,239
No, Val, they're giant
radioactive lizards.
630
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,530
Of course they're people.
631
00:38:28,530 --> 00:38:30,119
Sound the alarm!
632
00:38:31,369 --> 00:38:33,199
I got the gate, go get the kids.
633
00:38:40,130 --> 00:38:42,250
Come on, everybody, get
the supplies, we gotta go!
634
00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:43,880
- Where, where are we going?
- To the ravine.
635
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,590
But we can't go out there,
it's hell outside.
636
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,050
Well, we have to.
637
00:38:47,050 --> 00:38:49,800
Our deputy's dead and our
sheriff is an Impulse junkie.
638
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,349
They're gonna knock
down this gate
639
00:38:51,349 --> 00:38:53,469
and then they're gonna kill
everybody who's left inside,
640
00:38:53,469 --> 00:38:54,929
so we have to go now.
641
00:38:54,929 --> 00:38:56,809
But this is our home.
642
00:38:58,230 --> 00:38:59,849
Not anymore.
643
00:39:08,199 --> 00:39:09,320
- Kids!
- Max!
644
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,610
- Go with your mom.
- Sophia, come here.
645
00:39:10,610 --> 00:39:12,030
Come with Mommy,
it's okay, it's okay.
646
00:39:12,030 --> 00:39:14,449
Be careful, stay...
Stay by the wall.
647
00:39:14,449 --> 00:39:15,789
All right, stay with Mommy.
648
00:39:15,789 --> 00:39:17,909
Stay with Mommy,
it's okay, it's all right.
649
00:39:17,909 --> 00:39:19,250
It's okay.
650
00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:26,590
- Come on, come on.
- Sheriff, we can't outrun them,
651
00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:28,090
it's hopeless,
we're all gonna die!
652
00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:29,340
That's not true, is it, Mommy?
653
00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:31,300
No, no, no, of course not.
654
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:32,969
You're with Mommy,
it's okay, all right?
655
00:39:39,179 --> 00:39:41,099
Val!
656
00:39:41,099 --> 00:39:42,440
Come on, kids, come on.
657
00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:44,860
Hey, you guys.
658
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:45,980
Guys.
659
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:47,190
Val!
660
00:39:47,190 --> 00:39:49,030
You have to listen
to your dad, all right?
661
00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:50,530
Okay, promise me?
662
00:39:50,530 --> 00:39:51,949
Okay.
663
00:39:51,949 --> 00:39:53,239
All right.
664
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,369
- Go.
- Let's go!
665
00:39:55,369 --> 00:39:58,119
- Come on, Sophia.
- Good girl, good girl.
666
00:39:58,119 --> 00:39:59,289
Val?
667
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,329
Head for the ravine,
you'll be safe there.
668
00:40:02,329 --> 00:40:03,579
What are you doing?
669
00:40:03,579 --> 00:40:04,789
My job.
670
00:40:04,789 --> 00:40:06,590
I'll hold them off
for as long as I can.
671
00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:07,880
I'll send a flare
when it's safe.
672
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,760
You don't have to do this.
673
00:40:15,139 --> 00:40:16,429
I love you.
674
00:40:16,429 --> 00:40:18,099
Go, go!
675
00:40:18,099 --> 00:40:19,480
Go!
676
00:41:09,269 --> 00:41:10,690
This is it?
677
00:41:10,690 --> 00:41:12,360
One lousy bitch?
678
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,119
Roy?
679
00:41:21,329 --> 00:41:22,869
I was wondering what
kind of idiot stands
680
00:41:22,869 --> 00:41:26,250
in the middle of town square
like a wannabe bad-ass.
681
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,170
But duh!
682
00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:30,130
Speedrun.
683
00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:31,630
Last chance, Roy.
684
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:34,630
You need to crawl back to
whatever hole you came out of.
685
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,349
That's not how
it works, Speedrun.
686
00:41:38,349 --> 00:41:40,260
It works like this.
687
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:42,889
First we're gonna kill you...
688
00:41:42,889 --> 00:41:45,059
and then we're gonna eat you...
689
00:41:45,059 --> 00:41:46,650
and then we're gonna
pay a little visit
690
00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:49,059
to that ravine over
there where your family
691
00:41:49,059 --> 00:41:50,690
thinks they're hiding out
692
00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:52,610
and we're gonna kill them
693
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:54,820
then we're gonna eat them too.
694
00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:56,739
How many kids you got, Speedrun?
695
00:41:58,489 --> 00:42:01,039
Judging by that body
it's gotta be more than one.
696
00:42:02,329 --> 00:42:04,710
You're a monster.
697
00:42:04,710 --> 00:42:06,829
What can I say,
698
00:42:06,829 --> 00:42:08,579
wasteland changed me.
699
00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:15,840
Yeah, changed me too.
46778
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