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(whistles)
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Now, that is a filthy spark plug.
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Yes, it is. And there are many ways
to clean a dirty plug.
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You can use a file,
a wire brush...
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Steel wool or Al's beard.
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But if you want it really clean, we suggest
using Binford's 61 00 Spark Plug Cleaner.
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Very easy to use.
Turn away, please, Al.
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Just shove sparky right in there.
(high voice) ''No, no, no, no.''
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- Turn it on.
- (machine whirs)
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Blow it off.
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Now, that is a spark plug that's clean.
Clean enough to eat off of.
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Be a small meal though, wouldn't it?
Little piece of turkey. Pass the gravy, Al.
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Once you've removed the buildup,
it's always a good idea to recheck the gap.
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OK. Perfect.
Point zero three five.
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You need a proper gap
to get the proper spark.
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How would you know? lt's been years
since you've given off a proper spark.
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As opposed to your sparks, which have
caused millions of dollars in fire damage.
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(hisses)
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Now, a misfiring spark plug
is easy to diagnose.
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Bigger problems require
taking the whole engine apart.
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That can be a dirty, time-consuming job -
though a heck of a lot of fun.
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A heck and a half,
especially if you do it buck naked.
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There's another way to check what's going
on in your engine - crawl inside and look.
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Unbelievable as that may sound,
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tomorrow, Tim and l are actually gonna
shrink down and go inside this engine.
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- And how are we gonna do that, Tim?
- Our favorite place to buy shrink rays
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had them on sale -
Shrink Rays R Us.
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lt's a small place,
small staff, little cash registers...
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- Tim.
- ...little tiny people...
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Tim.
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We will now give you a demonstration
of how the shrink ray works.
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Care to be belittled?
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That's my job, Tim.
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(grunts)
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Come on. Come on.
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Hey!
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- Well, it's a small world after all.
- Ugh, please!
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(Wilson) My, my, my.
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We've got the leg on. What do you think
of Dad's birthday present?
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That is very impressive -
a man made out of tools.
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l think you boys have inherited
your father's mechanical abilities.
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Yes, indeedy.
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Hey. Tin Man Tim's
really starting to look like Dad.
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Yep. He's even got
a stomach full of beer and corn nuts.
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Look what we used for the nose -
needle-nose pliers.
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Cool. What is that steel wool
supposed to be?
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Oh, that's his chest hair.
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Save some for his back.
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- Hey, what are you guys doing out here?
- (boys) Nothing.
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Making a gift for your handsome,
talented, studly father?
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No, they're making one for you.
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Get in here.
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l got the whole birthday mapped out.
6:00, you guys shower me with gifts.
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Then you fix me the thickest,
juiciest steak you can find,
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baked potato, lots of butter, sour cream,
season it with a little salt -
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1 3 cups.
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Then when the little velociraptors
go to bed,
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you and l retreat
to our private love nest.
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Oh, no. Not the garage again.
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l made it better this year.
l shellacked the workbench.
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You shellacked the workbench last year
and it didn't dry in time.
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That's why you weren't moving.
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Tim, you are almost 40. lsn't it time
for you to celebrate a birthday in a bed?
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l may be reaching the big 4-0, but l have
the strength of a man half my age.
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Does this feel like
the body of a 20-year-old?
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Stop. Don't.
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Yeah. A 20-year-old who's deluded.
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You're just jealous
'cause men age better than women.
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Oh, really? Then how come
ever since l went back to school,
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these young college guys have been...
hanging around me?
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l don't know.
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Maybe they're away from home for
the first time and they miss their mommies.
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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- Tool Time!
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Today, those minimechanics from Binford
will actually go inside a troubled engine.
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Are you guys in there?
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- (Tim) ls this engine knocking, Al?
- (Al) No, l think that's Heidi.
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Hi, Heidi.
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Welcome, everybody,
to the inside of a Chevy small-block 350.
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Al and l are standing inside
of a Carter AFB carburetor.
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- l love what you've done with the place.
- Really?
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l thought the throttle butterflies
were a bit busy.
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Oh, no. Not at all.
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The problem with this engine is it has low
compression in the number three cylinder.
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- That's where we'll be headed.
- That's right.
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Now, traveling through an engine
is dangerous.
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So don't try this at home
unless you too are four inches tall.
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Right.
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All right, Al.
Are you ready?
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- l'm ready.
- (engine revs)
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(both) Whee!
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Whoa... aah!
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Heidi, turn off the motor!
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All right.
When compression is the problem,
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what you wanna look for
is a worn piston or cylinder wall.
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A good indication of that
would be piston slap.
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You don't wanna slap any Detroit Pistons
because they slap back.
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Well, the piston
and cylinder wall look fine.
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The next thing you wanna look at
is burnt exhaust valve.
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There's your problem, mister.
That exhaust valve is burnt to a crisp.
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Yes, it is.
Well, now that we've found the problem,
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what we need to do now is replace that
burnt valve and rebuild the cylinder heads.
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And that could be an awfully big job.
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lt takes a big man to admit he's too small
for a big job on a small-block engine.
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Well, l couldn't have said it better myself.
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l'm not sure you could have said it, Al.
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All right, Heidi.
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Start the motor.
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And bring us home.
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Whoa!
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OK, Heidi, make us big again.
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Well, it's good to be full-sized tool men
once again. Right, Al?
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- (Al) Tim! Tim!
- Al?
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Tim. Tim, l'm down here!
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- Al.
- Whoa!
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Hey.
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Help me!
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Guess that reverse shrinking ray
doesn't work on everybody.
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So on your way out tonight,
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if you step on something flannel
and squishy and real little, it could be Al.
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Tim! Do something!
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- Hey, Felix.
- Hey, Timmy. How are you doing?
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- Hey, Tim.
- Harry.
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- Hey, Benny. Good to see you.
- Timmy.
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- Ever get that metal sliver out of your eye?
- l took your advice.
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l used a magnet.
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- How's business?
- lt's great now that you're here.
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- l'm in a buying mood today.
- All right.
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Pro hacksaw.
l need a saw blade.
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And - what the heck? -
a round of screwdrivers for everybody.
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Hey! Thanks, Timmy.
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- How's your plumbing business going?
- Oh, never a dull moment.
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You wouldn't believe
what l found in a stopped-up toilet.
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- lt was the size of a house cat.
- (both) Ugh.
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Actually, it was a house cat.
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What else can l get for you, Tim?
Nuts? Bolts?
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No, thanks. l am looking for
needle-nose pliers. Mine are missing.
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That's funny. This morning
l couldn't find my pipe wrench.
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lf this keeps up, l'm organizing
a neighborhood tool watch.
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Drop-forged chrome steel, cushioned grip.
These any good?
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Oh, yeah. And l got a special on 'em -
buy a dozen, get one free.
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Who needs a dozen of these, you know?
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l can't pass up a freebie like that.
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l love this guy.
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Hey, Tim.
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- Have some jerky.
- All right.
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''Tubby John's Jerky.''
Take a stick, guys. Felix?
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None for me, Tim.
My doctor got me on a low-fat diet.
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Just started, huh?
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My father ate this stuff every day of his life
and he lived to be 90.
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All l know is that fatty stuff
will clog up your hoses.
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- Oh, come on, Felix.
- Yeah.
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Aw, if you're a real man,
you can eat whatever you want.
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lt's like they say -
fat builds muscle.
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- Who says?
- Tubby John.
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Right next to the warning
by the Surgeon General.
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Benny's right. l eat this stuff all the time,
and l'm as fit as when l was in the service.
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l heard the only service you got into
was the postal service.
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l heard you had a rough battle
with a poodle on your route.
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OK. l happen to have been in the Marines.
You guys know that.
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And we used to do push-ups on our fists.
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Hey, check this out. Count how many
l can do in a minute. Ready?
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One, two, three, four, five...
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That all you can do? Five?
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You act like you're
having a heart attack.
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l think l might be.
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(Felix) Take it easy.
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- Hi, honey.
- Oh.
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Look what l got for you - the thickest slab
o' beef in all Detroit and your seasoning.
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Cancel the steak, the seasoning,
and, as much as l don't wanna say it,
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cancel our shellac party in the garage.
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- What are you talking about?
- Harry had a heart attack.
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Harry the hardware store guy?
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He's OK, though.
lt was a minor heart attack.
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lt was like a wake-up call for me.
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l could've been the guy on the floor getting
mouth-to-mouth by a 250-pound plumber.
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- You?
- Yeah.
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Harry and l go way back.
He's in great shape.
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l played high school football with this guy.
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l thought you were the team towel boy.
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l'm trying to make a point here.
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l gotta eat better. The doctor said
40-year-old men should take better care.
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He called me middle-aged.
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You are not middle-aged. You're barely 40,
and, as l recall this morning, you were 20.
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And look how time flies.
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l wake up 20, by noon l'm 40.
At dinner l'm dead.
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By tomorrow morning l'll be remarried.
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- You get carried away, don't you think?
- No, l don't think. l'm not a kid anymore.
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Tim, look at you. You're in great shape.
You have incredible energy -
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sometimes too much energy -
you are not gonna have a heart attack.
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Maybe not,
but other things could kill me.
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Tell me,
what is this ugly lump on my neck?
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Your head.
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Can't anyone have a conversation
without somebody being sarcastic?
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Tim, it is a pimple.
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This is not a pimple. This is fibrous.
There's cords attached, things happening.
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You're right. lt is serious.
They should make a movie -
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Indiana Tim and the Pimple of Doom
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- OK, make your stupid jokes.
- OK. Two pimples walk into a bar...
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l'm not laughing.
Tomorrow, l'm calling every doctor l know.
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Cardiologists, radiologists,
anesthesiologists, orthopedic...
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Tim, stop acting like your life
is gonna come to an end.
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End, end, end. Good.
Proctologist.
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- What are you doing?
- What does it look like l'm doing?
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Losing your mind.
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What does that thing look like right there?
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lt's a pimple. The whole seventh grade
is covered with them.
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Maybe you're right.
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Although, from this angle,
it does kinda look like a boil.
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- Here are the candles. That looks good.
- Hey, Mom.
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- Hey.
- (Brad snis)
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What's that smell?
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lt's your father's birthday dinner,
thank you very much.
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lt usually doesn't smell that bad
till an hour after he eats.
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lt's cauliflower.
Would you guys set the table?
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Your dad wants to eat healthier, so l'm
making steamed vegetables, rice, chicken,
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and birthday watermelon for dessert.
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Just because Dad thinks he's dying,
why do we have to suffer?
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Dad isn't really gonna die, is he?
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No, honey.
He's probably gonna live forever.
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He's already survived fire, electrocution
and crashing through a Porta Potti.
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- Then why is he so worried?
- Honey, your father will get through this.
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You know, all guys go a little
off the deep end when they hit 40.
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They get insecure,
they obsess about every gray hair.
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And pimples in places
l don't even wanna know about.
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Hi, Wilson.
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Howdy, neighbor.
Working on a flush?
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00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:56,283
- What?
- l see you're holding a pair of spades.
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Oh, l kill myself.
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l feel like my body's falling apart.
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Really? Seems to me
you've always been in excellent health.
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l was till Hardware Harry
turned into Heart Attack Harry.
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Oh, yes, indeed.
l heard about that.
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- Hmm. How's he doing, Tim?
- Oh, he's just fine.
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l don't know about me, though.
This really affected me, Wilson.
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l can understand your reaction. 1 5 years
ago, l was affected by a similar event.
237
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- Someone close to you had a heart attack?
- Oh, yes. Someone very close.
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Me.
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What?
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You never told me you had a heart attack.
What happened?
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An acute thrombus
occluded my myocardial artery,
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which was already partially obstructed
by sclerotic plaque.
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Were you not eating right
or not exercising?
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No. Even before my heart attack,
l enjoyed the same lifestyle as l do now.
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l ate well, got plenty of rest,
l exercised regularly.
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- What about stress?
- Didn't have any. You hadn't moved in yet.
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What did you do? lf it happened to me,
l wouldn't be able to get out of bed.
248
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For a long while there, Tim, l couldn't.
l refused to take any risks.
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l even canceled my long-awaited trek
up Mount Kilimanjaro.
250
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That was a good choice. You don't wanna
climb anything starting with ''kill a man.''
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Actually, Tim, after a while l did go,
and it was one of the highlights of my life.
252
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What made you change your mind?
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l realized how lucky l was.
254
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My heart attack didn't kill me,
so why act like it did?
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(grunts) Well, well, well...
256
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,818
The Roman rhetorician Seneca once said:
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''lf we let things terrify us,
then life is not worth living.''
258
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Shouldn't make a mountain
out of a... pimple.
259
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Or any kind of epidermal oddity.
Happy birthday, Tim.
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Thanks, Wilson.
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Jill.
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Did you know that Wilson
had a heart attack 1 5 years ago?
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He did? Oh, no. You're not gonna
get all crazy about that now, are you?
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No. He's OK with it
and so am l.
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Apparently, he listened
to an old Rotary named Sonoco.
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He said, ''Life isn't worth living if you have
to pay for electricity while you're in Rome.''
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ls it worth living if you're a tool man?
268
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:32,074
l overreacted with Harry.
He's not me and l do take care of myself.
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00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,544
Which is probably
why you teased me so much.
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00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:40,347
Well, to tell you the truth, that crack about
Pimple of Doom was a little mean-spirited.
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But funny.
272
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:46,915
You're starting to act like me.
When in doubt, go for the joke.
273
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:52,089
Well, it is a good way to deal
with things that are uncomfortable.
274
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:56,123
l didn't like hearing
you talk about not being around.
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Oh, so you like having me around?
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00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,567
Well...
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00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,231
let's put it this way.
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l put so much hard work into you,
l'd like to enjoy the fruits of my labor.
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- Enjoy that?
- Very fruity.
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Oh, oh.
l have some news that you will enjoy.
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- Your medical team called.
- Let me see.
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00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,400
And reported the following.
No, no, no. l wanna read it.
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Your cholesterol is low.
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Blood pressure perfect.
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You have the heart rate
of a marathon runner.
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Your pimple is a pimple.
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And you are not pregnant.
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l was so hopeful.
289
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,059
That's good news.
l'm a lucky guy.
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- Got three great kids.
- And a great wife.
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And a great wife.
And a great hot rod.
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00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:06,169
l never thought l'd ever have
a hot rod that beautiful...
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Let's get back to
that wife thing, OK?
294
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- And my wife.
- Yeah, your wife.
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l'm glad l turned 40 with you.
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And l'll be glad
when l turn 80 with you.
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'Cause by then
the boys will be gone.
298
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:23,744
And we can go out to the garage
any time we want.
299
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:29,589
Except by then
we'll need jumper cables to get started.
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00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:45,204
Are you still gonna kiss like that
when you're 80?
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lt'll be better.
302
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,338
Won't have my teeth
to get in the way.
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Hey!
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00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,224
Hey!
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This is a guy made out of tools.
Look at this.
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00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:06,755
- Yeah, it's a tool man for the tool man.
- And we made it all by ourselves.
307
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,733
- This is wonderful. Look at what they did.
- Check this out.
308
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,598
Hey!
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00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,331
Beer and corn nuts.
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00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,901
Needle-nose pliers.
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These are my tools.
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00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:23,545
Well, you always say,
''When it comes to tools, use the best.''
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This is great, guys.
This is really great.
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00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:31,117
Honey, it will take a lot to top this.
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00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:34,215
l think l'm up to the challenge.
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00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,558
- Are you over your fear of death?
- Yes.
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00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,792
- You wanna live life to its fullest?
- Uh-huh.
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00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:46,134
What is the one thing
that you have always wanted?
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(grunts)
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00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,842
- You didn't?
- l did.
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Oh. Oh.
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(grunts)
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(man) Stand by. stand by Pull
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(Tim) xcuse me. Captain
Does this look like a pimple to you?
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00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,060
l'm trying to make a point here.
326
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:25,573
l gotta eat better. The doctor said
40-year-old men should take better care.
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00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:29,510
l just have no idea what to say.
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00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:30,309
Middle-aged.
329
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:35,081
l gotta start eating better.
The doctor said 40-year-olds...
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l could see the wheels coming off.
Coming off there.
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(Jill laughs)
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OK, l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
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