All language subtitles for Home Improvement - 322 - Swing Time

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm doing research for a magazine
article. It's about Finland.

Look at this.
Isn't that gorgeous?

Oh, yeah. I'm a huge Finn fan.

Especially those fine
feminine Finns in that hot tub.

Hot tubs are really
popular there.

But when they get out,

they beat themselves gently
with leafy birch branches.

Well, we've got
that whirlpool upstairs.

Next time you get out,
I can snap you with a wet towel.

But this is
a little more romantic.

See? They're outside
under the stars.

Can you imagine you and me
in a hot tub,

- staring up at the moon?
- It'd be great.

Especially with
a couple of those Finnish girls,

Yorgie and Pecka.

Nice hit. Guys, over here.

I think I figured out what
to get Mom for Mother's Day.

- She told you?
- No, she dropped a few hints, though.

So what does she want?

She wants to go to Finland.

They got this real big deal
with midnight hot tubs.

When they get out,
they get spanked by trees.

Cool! Let's all go!

So we're gonna
send Mom to Finland?

No, no, no. We can bring
Finland to Mom.

- I say we put in a hot tub.
- Yeah! Cool!

We'll put it right over here,
get rid of the swing set.

You guys don't use this
anymore, do you?

Yeah, we do. Last week
we tied Mark to it.

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put the kids in the middle?

Welcome to ToolTime.
I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.

You all know my assistant,
Al Borland.

There's a lot of stereotypes

about construction workers
today.

But the times,
they are a-changing.

And today, to talk about
some of these changes,

one of our friends from
K & B Construction Company

in Bay City, Michigan. Let's
give a big Tool Time welcome

for Pete Bilker!

Pete, it's good to
have you with us again.

And it's great
to be here, Timmy!

- Pete.
- Hey, Al.

- Nice to see you.
- All right.

Pete, have a seat, will you?

Pete, do you consider
yourself a...

oh, I don't know, a construction
worker of the '90s?

Well, Tim, nowadays when a hot
rivet drops down in my shirt,

I'm not ashamed to cry.

Something you should remember, Al, next time
I drop a hot rivet down your shirt, huh?

The most common stereotypes
about construction workers

is their hootin' and hollerin' at
every pretty woman that passes by.

That's pretty much a thing of the
past, Tim, especially at K & B.

Our new foreman, Les, doesn't
go for that kind of stuff.

Maybe one of these days we should
get Les down here to talk about it.

Actually, Tim, since we are discussing
changing attitudes on the job site,

I brought my new foreman with me.
Would you like to meet Les?

Yeah! Let's bring him down here.

- You're the foreman?
- Uh-huh.

You're a woman.

Can't put anything past you.

Please, sit down. Take a seat.

Well! A woman foreman.

It must be kinda hard gettin' the guys at
the construction site to listen to you.

Why would it be hard?

Some guys have trouble
taking orders from women.

Not me, 'cause I take orders
from my wife all the time.

Huh. Well, it hasn't
been a problem. I mean,

I've been working with the guys for a while
now and they realize I know what I'm doing.

Tim, I must tell you that Les is probably
the best overall worker we have.

The best-looking worker
in overalls, too.

- Nope, that would be Pete.
- Aw, heck!

Anyway, Timmy, there's no one
more qualified than Les,

and no one knows more
about tools than Les.

No one?

You heard him, Tim.

Oh, yeah? Then why does everybody
call me "The Tool Man"?

Because it's your show
and you made up the name?

I like her.

I'd be willing to stake my tool
reputation against anyone.

Well, how about me?

Les. Leslie. I wouldn't
want to embarrass you.

Anybody who challenges me,
it always ends up the same way.

You lose?

I love her!

All right. Got electric in,

you guys got the holes filled
in, we're ready for the hot tub.

Where is it?

Al's supposed to
be delivering it.

Well, shouldn't you help him?
That thing's pretty heavy.

He's got his mom with him.

- Dad, here comes Mom!
- No, no, no!

Hey, guys, it's really late.

What are you doing out here?

We all have problems. We're
waitin' for Wilson to wake up.

Come on, boys. It's midnight.
Go on to bed.

Thanks, guys.

Wash your hands, OK? Wash up.
Brush your teeth.

- Good night, sweetie.
- Good night.

I'll bet I know
what you're doing out here.

Oh, do you?

Well, let's see.

You're out here in
the middle of the night,

carrying shovels,
covered in dirt.

I didn't want to tell you, but Wilson
wasn't feeling well so we buried him.

Could you possibly be working
on my Mother's Day gift?

- Possibly.
- Ohhh...!

Thank you for listening to all
those hints I've been dropping.

- I'm just gonna love my new herb garden.
- Your what garden?

Well, I've always wanted
to grow my own basil.

It's gonna be great.

It's a good thing I built you an herb
garden and didn't buy you a hot tub.

Well, yeah. What would
I need with a hot tub?

I've got a whirlpool upstairs.

That's where I'm gonna put your
herb garden, right here.

Where did you move
the swing set?

I gave it to Pete Bilker, one of
the guys from K & B Construction.

It's for his little boy.

Were the boys OK with that?

Yeah. They don't use it anymore,
except for tying Mark up.

Yeah, I know. It's just...

It looks so strange
out here without it.

I mean, you built that thing...
well, when Brad was a baby.

Now you can raise basil.

Remember how much fun they had playing
on it when they were really little?

How we marked their heights every year,
everyone's, on that wooden post?

I was always the tallest.

I will never forget

how hard it was for Randy
to learn to swing on his own

and how happy he was
when he finally got it.

Jill, are you upset
that I gave the swing set away?

No! No, no. I'll get used to it.
Herbs are fun.

You know, it's...
gosh, it's chilly out here.

I'm gonna go up to bed. I'll
see you later. Good night.

Wilson, what are you doing?

Hi-ho, Tim. I'm just
testing my maracas.

Usually when I have mine tested, the
doctor makes me turn my head and cough.

No, no, Tim. These are hand-carved
maracas made from hollowed-out gourds.

I'm using them to practice the national
dance of Venezuela, the joropo.

At midnight?

Is it really that late?

Well, it just shows you - time flies
when you're dancing the joropo.

Could you keep it down?

Tim, have you got a problem?

I'm just mad at myself.

I thought I had the perfect Mother's
Day gift for Jill, but I don't.

Now I got a flatbed truck comin' over
with Al and his mom with a hot tub on it.

But the worst thing is,
I gave away the swing set,

and it looks like
it meant a lot to Jill.

I remember when you built
that swing set, Tim.

It was 14 years ago.
You'd just moved in.

I'd never seen anyone attach an
outboard motor to a swing before.

That swing set was the first thing
I made for my boys. You know?

I picked out the best
redwood for that.

I had six coats of sealer
on there.

I worked night and day
on that thing.

Sounds like it meant
an awful lot to you too, Tim.

Yeah. I remember the day
Brad was born.

I had the swing set all set up so
he could use it when he got home.

Babies - who knew
they couldn't sit up?

Psst! Tim!

Is the coast clear?

Mother and I have the hot tub
off the flatbed.

The hot tub is out.

Tell your mom to hoist it
back up there.

Oh, man!

Dad, how come you're trying
to get the swing set back?

Because that's what your mom
wants for Mother's Day.

I thought she
wanted an herb garden.

I thought she wanted a hot tub.

I thought she wanted
to go to Finland.

I thought she wanted me
to snap her with a wet towel.

I'll save that for her birthday.

Hey, Dad, isn't Pete
gonna be upset

when you ask him
for the swing set back?

He'll understand. He's an adult.

- Hey, Pete! Come on in.
- Hey, Timmy. How are you?

I'd like you
to meet Little Pete.

- Hi, Little Pete. How you doin'?
- Hi.

I brought him with me today because he
has something he wants to tell you.

Thank you for my swing set,
Mr. Tool Man.

Oh.

Uh... come on in, you guys.
You want a cookie or somethin'?

Thank you, Mr. Tool Man.

You're in luck. My
favorite - chocolate chip.

Help yourself. Put some
on the table over there.

Pete, can I talk to you
for a minute?

You bet, Tim. But before you do,

I wanna tell you,

that swing set has made
Little Pete real happy.

Well, looks like anything
would make him happy.

He's a happy-go-lucky kid.

No, Tim. He's neither
happy nor lucky.

You know, he's had a pretty
rough go of it this past year,

what with his mother
leaving and all.

I should've seen it comin' -

goin' to the grocery store with
nine pieces of luggage in the car.

These are great cookies,
Mr. Tool Man.

Can I take some for when
I'm playing on my swing set?

Little Pete,
about that swing set.

Yes, Mr. Tool Man?

How... How would you feel
if I took that old one back?

It has a lot of splinters in it -
and built you a brand-new one?

Now, Tim, that's
not really necessary.

Oh, yes, it is.

- Is it gonna have a teeter-totter?
- You bet.

Is it gonna have a sandbox?

Yeah. A huge sandbox!

Is it gonna have a tree house?

A what?
A tree house?

Swing sets don't have
tree houses.

- They have one at the park.
- Why not?

We'll put a tree house
on it for you, too.

- Thank you, Tim.
- You bet, buddy.

Mr. Tool Man, can you come to
my school for show and tell?

Welcome back to ToolTime. We have a
very special competition comin' up.

You've heard of the Rose Bowl.
Well, put away your flowers!

Plug in your tools,
'cause we got... the Tool Bowl!

I will be serving as moderator
and impartial judge.

This will be simulcast on Al's favorite
station, the All-Flannel Channel.

As impartial as I am, remarks like
that could affect the judging.

All right, let's meet
the competition.

The reigning tool champion
of the universe: me.

the new foreman for
the K & B Construction Company.

Let's give a big Tool Time
welcome for Les Thompson.

- How's it goin' today, Les?
- Just great.

Listen, I'd like to invite you both to a
little party I'm having after the show

to celebrate my...
upcoming victory.

I'd be careful
saying stuff like that.

I might just nail it up on
the board for inspiration.

I've seen your show, Tim,
and if you want it to stay up,

maybe you'd better
have Al nail it.

Did I mention just how much
I liked her?

All right. Let's get to it.

Les, since you are
the challenger,

you have the first choice
of categories.

I'll take "Epoxy Putties
and Liquid Metals."

Excellent choice.

Heidi?

- Thank you, Heidi.
- You're welcome.

"To repair a hydraulic ram, what type
of epoxy putty would you use, and why?"

I'd go with titanium, since it resists
temperatures of 350° Fahrenheit

and has a compression
strength of 18,000 PSI.

It also provides a nonrusting,
machinable finish,

and features excellent resistance
to a broad range of chemicals.

Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.

It was an easy question,
all right?

All right, Tim. Your question.

Heidi? Thank you.

"In a nonrusting aluminum epoxy, what are
the percentages of aluminum and epoxy?"

Easy. Everyone knows that.
70% aluminum, 30% epoxy.

Actually, that's
80% aluminum and 20% epoxy.

70%, 80%. What's the difference?

One is right and one is wrong.

All right. Round one goes to...

Yes!

By the way, what type of food are you
going to have at your victory party?

Buffalo wings and three
kinds of dipping sauces.

- Buffalo wings?
- Ladies? Ladies, could we...?

All right. Our next category -
"You Auto Know."

All right.

Les, your question is,

"You're building a '79 Pontiac with a
151-cubic-inch, four-cylinder engine

"and you want to run
roller tip rockers.

"Are the 151 rockers
interchangeable with

the stock rockers on
a small-block Chevy?"

That's a really tough question.

Well, if it's too tough for you, Ms.
Buffalo Wings and three sauces...

I can take that one.

Luckily I know more
about cars than tools.

Really?

No, they're not interchangeable.

The 151 rocker arm fulcrum-to-tip
distance is greater than a small-block's,

so it can't be used if you want to
maintain acceptable valve train geometry.

I'll also be having a cappuccino
bar and assorted sorbets.

All right, Tim,
this is your question.

Let's forget the rest of the questions
and go right to the bonus round.

What bonus round?

Winner take all.
Heidi, the bonus board, please.

And what is that?

It's the Tool Bowl
Super Bonus Screw-off.

First person to screw those
screws in takes the whole thing.

- I'm game.
- Great.

Heidi, my electric screwdrivers,
please.

Here you are. Pick your weapon.

- Ooh, nice grip.
- All right.

I'll just pick mine. Let's see.

No, no. I'll just take
this one down here.

All right.

Your electric screwdriver
has a gas engine?

Got a problem with that, fella?

OK, go.

I'm done! I won!

All right! The champion and
new tool world record holder!

Come on. You're gonna love this.

Honey, it is 6:00
in the morning.

I was really kind of hoping that I
could sleep late on Mother's Day.

Well, I just finished your gift and
I couldn't wait to show it to you.

OK.

Oh, my gosh!

This is beautiful!

Wait a minute! You said you were
gonna make me an herb garden.

Look around. I had the boys
plant something special for you.

Basil!

Basil, basil... and more basil.

Well, I knew it was your favorite
because I read between the lines.

Tim, I told you
that I liked basil.

Which is how I'm able
to read between the lines.

- Sit down.
- Oh. All right.

Wow! This is really comfortable.

Oh, honey, this is
the best Mother's Day ever.

And there's still
so much of it left.

Don't go to sleep.

What's this over here?

Those are Randy's initials.

Mm-hm.

And right back here
are their measurements.

You made this out of
the old swing set!

What a great idea!

But I thought that you said that you
gave it to Little Pete, Pete's son.

I took it back.

Hope you gave him
something else.

Don't worry about that kid.
By the time he's done with me,

I'll have an amusement park
built in his backyard.

I can't believe you did this.
You are so brilliant.

Well, I saw how upset you were
when I gave away the swing set.

- I guess that seemed kind of silly, huh?
- No.

I have a lot of memories
locked up in this too, you know.

- Time goes by so fast.
- Yeah.

Here's something I don't ever
remember seeing before.

"Tim loves Jill."
When did you do that?

About 3:30 this morning.

Happy Mother's Day.

Here you go, Mom.

Basil omelet.
Happy Mother's Day.

That's so sweet of you, honey.
Looks delicious.

And Mom,

don't forget your basil
butter with your toast.

- Basil butter.
- Well, that's original.

If you think that's original,

wait till you taste your
fresh-squeezed basil juice.

We also made you coffee.

Is it green?

And for dessert,
fresh-baked basil cream pie.

I should've said
I like diamonds.

Looks like anything would make
him happy. Happy-go-lucky kid.

No, Pete, he's neither...

- You're not Pete, are you?
- No.

- I'm Pete.
- You'd be Pete.

- You'd be Tim.
- I'd be Tim.

and has a compression
strength of 18,000 PSI

It also provides
a nonrustable...

machinable finish and...

I'm going to have to start over.

Psst! Hey, Tim!
Is the coast clear?

Mom and I have the hot tub
off the hot bed.

Kill him! Kill him!

One line! One!

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