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- Good night, Al.
- Good night, Heidi.
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- Good show tonight, Al.
- You think so?
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You insulted me 17 times.
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You're right. Great show!
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Tim. Al.
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- Hi, Heidi.
- Hi.
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Super episode.
Right up there with Vila.
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- Thanks, Wes.
- Thank you, President Davidson.
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He's president of Binford Tools,
not the United States, Al.
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So how are my friends
at Tool Time?
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Beats me. I don't think
you have any.
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You know, Tim, you're as funny now as
when we first started selling tools.
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I remember that.
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You know, Wes here was Binford's
best number-two tool salesman.
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Boy, I can't remember the guy's name that was
number one. Who was the number-one salesman?
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- It was you, Tim.
- Was it me?
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But we all know who's
number one now, don't we?
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Yes, we do, Mr. President.
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Al, I really enjoyed
the "What's New" segment,
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and it started my little
gray cells churning.
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Seems like it churned the
hair right off your head.
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Hey! Hey.
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The hair's off-limits, Taylor.
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It's off your scalp, too.
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Anyway...
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we just finished the prototype
for a new reciprocating saw.
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- I didn't know we were developing one.
- You didn't know I'd be
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your boss one day either.
Gentlemen, the Binford 6100,
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with state-of-the-art
electronic feedback control.
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- Oh, I love that in a saw!
- Boy.
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Look how thin she is.
And she's light.
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- And look at this, there's a pistol grip.
- Down, boy!
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I thought it would be perfect if you could
give it a sneak preview on Friday's segment.
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That's a very good idea.
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We can see now why
you're number one.
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Thanks, Al.
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Well, back to work.
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Bye, Al. See you, Timmy.
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- So long, Wessy.
- See you, Mr. President.
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Why don't you just glue
your lips to his butt?
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There's no need to be snitty.
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Besides, I think you're overlooking
something very important
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that has just happened here.
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We got a new tool!
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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There's nothing to eat
in this house.
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Hey, Randy.
What's in the pantry?
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We got some garlic powder,
nutmeg and fennel.
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What's fennel?
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That's what Al's shirts
are made of.
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- Hey, guys, are you here?
- Yeah.
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Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.
What a day!
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The computers all went
down at work,
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and then I had a library fundraiser
meeting, and I got this headache -
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I thought my head
was going to explode.
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Mom, we're completely
out of food.
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Thank you for caring.
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You father and I just went to the grocery
store two days ago. How can there be no food?
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There's no food!
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Gosh! You guys are just like
piranhas in blue jeans.
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OK, I'll order a pizza for tonight.
Tomorrow I'll go to the grocery store.
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Can you make sure the food is here
by the time we get home from school?
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Why don't I just meet you
at the bus stop?
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I can serve you as you get off.
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You're always thinking, Mom.
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Here's what I'm thinking:
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tomorrow I'm gonna give
you boys some money.
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- Yeah! Money!
- I'm gonna send you to the grocery store.
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You're gonna buy everything I
tell you to - nothing else.
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Oh, man!
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And when I say potatoes
I don't mean potato chips.
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And milk does not mean
Milk Duds, OK?
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Can we at least
get something sweet?
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You could buy me some flowers -
that'd be sweet.
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- Hi, everybody.
- Oh, hi.
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How is the best gosh-darn family
in the whole world?
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- You got a new tool, didn't you?
- Yeah!
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Binford's coming out with
a new saw.
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I get to promote it on the show. Tonight
I get to try it out in the garage -
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if you'll help move
the hot rod chassis out.
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- Is it a power saw?
- You bet.
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- I'll get the candles.
= I'll get the Band-Aids.
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Honey, are you still here?
It's two in the morning.
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Come over here, Jill.
Look at this.
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Know what I found out
when I took this apart?
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That you couldn't put it
back together?
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This is an inferior tool.
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I'm embarrassed to have it in the garage
breathing the same air as the rest of my stuff.
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Honey, I know they're like little
people to you, but get a grip.
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No, no, no.
Look at these washers.
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These are plastic washers,
plastic screws.
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I knew this'd happen
when Davidson took over.
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He doesn't care about quality
the way I do.
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No kidding. I saw his wife
at a Christmas party.
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Binford would have never
made a tool like this.
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The length of the stroke
isn't even half an inch.
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Well, that may be obvious
to you and me, but...
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Davidson may not know
that this is a bad tool.
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How could he not know
this is a bad tool?
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He's been sitting behind
a desk for ten years.
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You're right. Even when we were
selling tools together -
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Get this, he didn't know the difference
between a spline shank and a two-flute.
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That was exactly my reaction.
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Honey, if you tell him
that this is a bad tool,
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he may not want you
to promote it.
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- You think so?
- Yeah. You should go talk to him.
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- Maybe you're right.
- I'm always right.
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-Why is that?
- 'Cause I'm so smart.
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If you're so smart,
Mrs. Magna Cum Lately,
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why don't you help me
put it back together.
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Absolutely not.
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See, I'm getting smarter
all the time.
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Well, here we are. Have a seat.
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Mr. Davidson will be
with you shortly.
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Thanks, Laura.
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Oh, by the way, Al, all of us
here at Binford love you.
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I bet we both have
a lot of fans around here.
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Well, like I said, Mr. Davidson
will be with you shortly.
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Why did we have to come here?
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You know I'm not good at
confronting superiors.
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Al, you got to speak up.
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If a kiss-up like you has a
complaint, he'll take it seriously.
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- Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.
- Hello, Mr. President.
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- Comfortable, Tim?
- How can I not be? It's so homey in here.
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How are you guys?
You want anything?
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We want you to scrap
production on the 6100.
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I was thinking more along
the lines of coffee or tea.
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It's an inferior tool.
Both Al and I agree.
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Is this true, Al?
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I would like some tea.
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The point is I took it
home last night
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and fiddled around with it.
Al tried it this morning.
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The motor's really
too small, Wes.
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There's all those
plastic parts in it.
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Do you have chamomile?
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The whole thing is cheesy
and lightweight.
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We feel that the lighter weight
parts make it easier to use.
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- Particularly for the ladies.
- The ladies?
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My wife was just remarking
the other night,
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"When are they gonna make
a reciprocating saw for me?
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"Something small you can put in a cocktail
purse. Or maybe hang it like a pendant.
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Maybe some drop earrings
out of it."
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With all due respect, Mr. President, I...
I did try it.
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And I felt that it wasn't up to
Binford's usually high standards.
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Al, it's a perfectly fine tool.
We just found some new,
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innovative
manufacturing techniques.
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Don't you mean you found
a cheaper way to make it, Wes?
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All right, forget
all this stuff, OK?
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The basic design is there. With
modifications, we got a great tool.
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All you need is
a heavier casing,
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go from plastic to
metal washers...
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Guys! I'm happy with
the saw as is.
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Fine. Let's just see how happy you are
when we will not promote it on Tool Time.
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Tim, it's very simple.
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Binford makes tools.
Binford makes Tool Time.
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- Your point?
- If the show won't promote our products,
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we have no reason continue it.
At least, not with you.
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Don't threaten me, Wes.
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Al?
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You can cancel my tea... sir.
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- Mom, we're back!
- We got everything on the list.
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Everything?
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Everything except
the garlic gloves.
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Garlic gloves?
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That's garlic cloves, honey.
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Oh. Then we had Mark smelling
gloves for nothing.
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Uh-oh! What is all this stuff?
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There's licorice here, potato
chips, chocolate-covered peanuts.
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These things were not
on the list.
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We bought it with the money
we had left over.
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You shouldn't have had
any money left over.
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We're smart shoppers. Yeah.
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This fruit is bruised.
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The crackers are smushed.
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What's with this can of
spaghetti sauce?
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Mom, it was half the price
'cause it was dented.
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Great. We can have
spaghetti al dente.
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That's a good idea.
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Did you buy anything
that wasn't damaged?
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Yeah, the chicken. We couldn't
find any dented ones.
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Why didn't you just throw it up against
the wall before you got to the register?
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See, Randy?
I told you we should do that.
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Well, thanks for trying.
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Hi, everybody.
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Back from shopping. How'd it go?
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There's no labels on these.
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What is it? It could be
succotash or dog food.
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With the way Mom cooks, I don't
think it makes a difference.
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I heard that!
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- So how'd it go with Davidson?
- Huh!
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You know what they say, honey.
A weasel is a weasel...
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is a weasel!
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That good, huh?
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I guess the bottom line is, I either
promote the tool or he fires me.
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What?
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I don't think he can hurt
"The Tool Man" Tim Taylor.
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He's the president of the company.
He has the power to fire you.
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Who's he gonna replace me with?
Borland?
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Al's show now? FlannelTime?
Who's gonna watch that?
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OK, tell me about this tool.
Does it work?
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It works.
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Is it unsafe?
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No, it's not unsafe,
but this isn't the point.
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Is this really about the tool?
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Or is it about your
problem with Davidson?
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I don't have a problem
with Davidson.
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You think he's a weasel.
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I don't have a problem
with that.
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OK, if it's not about Davidson
and the tool is safe.
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Are you really willing
to lose your job over this?
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Binford has always stood
for quality tools.
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This is a bad reciprocating saw.
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What's next? A rubber miter box?
Styrofoam nails?
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- Is there no way you can compromise?
- Jill...
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a lot of guys watch the show and buy tools
because I recommend them on the show.
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It's a responsibility
I don't take lightly.
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- All right.
- "All right" what?
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All right, I'm behind you -
whatever you decide to do.
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Even if I lose my job and I've gotta
go back on selling tools on the road?
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I won't see you,
but I'll be behind you.
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That's why I love you.
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And you don't think I'm crazy?
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That's a separate issue.
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Hey, Dad, remember the landing gear
you fixed on my plane yesterday?
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Did a good job, didn't I?
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I guess the glue didn't work.
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Oh. I can't figure that out my thumb was
stuck to the work bench for three hours.
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Well, I'll fix it again.
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You like me being Tim "The Tool
Man" Taylor, don't you?
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Yeah!
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You know, I also used to be
a tool salesman.
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I was the best salesman
Binford ever had.
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- I know.
- How do you know?
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You told me a million times.
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I didn't tell you about being on the
road, though. Staying in hotels -
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you get to make a big mess and
someone else cleans up after you.
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Doesn't Mom do that?
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Yeah, but the chambermaid doesn't
give you those nasty looks.
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You get to eat all the food you want -
get bloated and all gassy at night.
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That doesn't sound so good.
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Oh, but rental cars. You can do
whatever you want to 'em.
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Commuter flights.
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"Is that wing supposed
to be doing that?"
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Oh, boy. Staying up late.
Talking to your kids by phone.
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Never being home for holidays.
I hated doing that.
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Dad, if you were a tool salesman,
you'd never be home with us.
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I wanna be home with you guys.
I wanna do Tool Time.
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That's really the life I like.
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Here you go.
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It stinks, Wilson.
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Well, Tim, you can't expect a compost
heap to smell like fine perfume.
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No, I'm referring to the situation
with that weasel Davidson.
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It's a lose-lose situation.
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I either promote a tool that I don't
believe in, or I risk losing my job?!
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Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm!
That is quite a pickle.
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You're right, Wilson.
It's a real predicament.
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No, I was referring to the big dill between
the coffee grounds and the eggshells.
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Wilson, could we?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Tim.
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You know, it was Robert Ingersoll,
a 19th-century lawyer, who said:
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"It is a blessed thing
that in every age
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somebody has had the courage
to stand by their convictions."
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A lawyer said that?!
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On the other hand, I'm reminded
of a general named Pyrrhus.
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That's right.
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It was a Greek general
who fought the Romans.
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His army won the war,
but he lost so many men,
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it might just as well
have been a defeat.
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Today we call that
a Pyrrhic victory.
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What are you saying? That this
might not be worth the fight?
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It wasn't for Pyrrhus.
It may be for you.
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You see, Tim, when it's a question of
integrity, there are no easy answers.
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I could come back.
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You're right, Wilson.
This is really a pickle.
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And I don't mean that dill.
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So? What are you gonna do
about the reciprocating saw?
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I'm gonna do my job, Al.
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You're not gonna promote it
on the show, are you?
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What about your principles?
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I don't wanna end up in
a Pyrex victory, all right?
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What?
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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- Tool Time!
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That's right. Binford Tools is proud
to present Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
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Thank you.
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Thank you, everybody,
and welcome to Tool Time.
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I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, and
you all know my assistant Al Borland.
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Today we finish up "What's New"
this week on Tool Time.
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Got a little surprise. How would
you guys all like to see
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a top-secret prototype of
a new tool from Binford?
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Yeah!
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Well, prepare your eyes, cover 'em if
you're a child, 'cause here we go.
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Whoa!
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"Whoa" is right. Look at this.
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The new Binford 6100
reciprocating saw.
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Phew!
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Huh? Every tool Binford makes goes through
a rigorous quality-control system
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to make sure it's
top of the line.
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And the Binford 6100...
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bombed out big-time.
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Al, if you wanna walk away,
I'll understand.
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I never walk away
from a tool in need.
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That's right.
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The Binford 6100 bombed out of
every single test we threw at her.
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And... and I bet you're wondering who's
responsible for making a tool like this.
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It's the new president of Binford Tools,
Wes Davidson. He's right over there.
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A man who doesn't mind
a bad tool.
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As long as it's made
by somebody else.
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'Cause if it says Binford on it,
it's gotta be the best.
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I think Wes Davidson deserves
a big round of applause. Wes.
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Come on over here, Wes.
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Come on!
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It's because of this man
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you'll only see quality products
in your hardware store.
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Wes, tell us a little bit about the
problem you had developing the 6100.
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Please, tell us.
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I'd be glad to, guys.
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We found that the motor
was a little underpowered.
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And the casing?
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And the casing would have been a
little stronger had we used metal.
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Hm. What are you
gonna do with it?
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Well, in the interests of the consumer,
I've decided to hold off production.
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Isn't this the kind of guy
you want selling you tools?
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Yeah!
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Uh, I got an idea. Heidi, would you
bring out the Binford Big Boy ZX?
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Sure, Tim.
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Here on ToolTime, when we
have a tool or product
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that doesn't measure up
to our standards,
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we give it an... Ooh!
interesting farewell.
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Heidi?
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The Binford tool masher.
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Al, you wanna take
the honors here?
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I don't think so, Tim.
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But perhaps Wes would like to.
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How about it, Mr. President?
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All right!
Just shove it right in there.
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Watch your hands!
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And what we end up with...
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is the new Binford 6100...
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paperweight.
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Honey, I'm so proud of you.
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It took a lot of integrity to
stand up to Davidson like that.
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Well, I'd like to say
it was no big deal.
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No, it was a big deal.
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However, if you had lost
your job,
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it wouldn't have been
the worst thing.
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What do you mean? I'd have to
go back to selling tools
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and be on the road for 30 weeks.
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And the downside would be?
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You'd miss me.
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Until Jake the pool boy
dropped by.
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- We don't have a pool.
- We'd get one.
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- Maybe I'll just stay home.
- That'd be OK, too.
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Since I'd be the major breadwinner,
you'd have to stay home
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and do the laundry
and the cooking
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and the shopping, cleaning...
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30 weeks isn't that long.
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I'd have two
very interesting options.
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On the one hand, you would
stay home and do the laundry.
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And on the other hand,
I would get the pool guy.
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Oh, honey!
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I'd never trade you for anybody.
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Unless I could get a pool boy
who did the laundry.
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four, three, two...
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Did it scare you?
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