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HANDSOME SIBLINGS

EPISODE 2

How do you know that this villain
is going to the Wicked Canyon?

-We heard from someone.
-From who?

Someone by the name of Jiang Qin.

It's Jiang Qin again.

He must be afraid that
I'll find him in the Wicked Canyon.

That's why he instigated you
to wait for me in ambush.

-Are you heading to the Wicked Canyon?
-That's right.

You're a person
with sublime heroism, Mr. Yan.

We're fully aware of it.

But the Wicked Canyon is a place
where the wicked gather.

There are Du Sha, the Bloody Hands,
Haha'er, the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing,

Tu Jiaojiao, the Tomboy,

Li Dazui, the Cannibal,

and Yin Jiuyou, the Semi-Devil.

Very well.

Since all of them are there,

how can I let them live?

-Mr. Yan.
-Mr. Yan.

I'm grateful for the things you told me.

But I must go.

Farewell.

-Mr. Yan.
-Mr. Yan.

-Mr. Yan, take care.
-Take care.

ENTERING THE CANYON
IS LIKE ENTERING THE HEAVEN

WALK THIS WAY

Sima Yan.

If you can defeat I, Yin Jiuyou,

you'll be part of the Wicked Canyon.

Could he have mistaken me for Sima Yan?

ENTERING THE CANYON
IS LIKE ENTERING THE HEAVEN

The Wicked Canyon that
everyone regarded as the forbidden land

is no different from a prosperous
and peaceful town.

Where is Jiang Qin hiding at?

Mr. Sima!

Do you know me?

Yes, of course.

I'll get to know you
even better after tonight.

I'm Haha'er.

Mr. Sima, this way, please.

Greetings, sir.

Sir, where are you from?

What would you like to eat and drink?

Mr. Sima came from afar.

He has no time to chat with you.

Prepare the food quickly.

Prepare a bowl of rice soup
for that child.

My goodness.

What an adorable child.

Go on. Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Mr. Sima, take a seat.

Look at how friendly and thoughtful he is
with the child.

But no one knows that

he killed his master
and the entire family in one night.

He did that because his younger sister

called him "fatty".

Sir, enjoy.

Mr. Sima.

You've had a long journey.
Help yourself to the wine and food.

Mr. Sima is indeed an expert.

Why don't I personally test
the food for you?

They actually think that I'm Sima Yan.

Here comes my opportunity.

I have to use this chance

to inquire on the whereabouts
of that traitor, Jiang Qin.

It's not too late to make a move later.

If I insist on not eating it,

they'll be suspicious of me.

Mr. Sima.

Now, you can eat without any worries.

All right.

Enjoy.

Is the food to your liking?

Not bad.

The rice soup for the child
should be ready soon.

Thank you.

It's my job.

After the child is done eating,

you can make a move, Mr. Yan.

What did you say?

Yan Nantian.

Everyone knows about you.

And you have such a unique appearance.

Even if I were a blind man,

I would have recognized you.

Just now, I deliberately
took you for someone else.

Only then would you have a peace of mind

and take the food
which had been mixed with the drug.

Nice one, villain!

Don't you make a move.

Otherwise, it will speed up
the effect of the drug.

Have a good sleep,
the World's Best Divine Swordsman.

Boss.

Looks like the amount of drug
I've added was enough.

After all, he's Yan Nantian.

Only a sufficient amount of drug
can get things done, right?

Is he awake?

Mr. Yan.

Are you awake?

I have a few friends here.

They would like to see you.

I wonder if you know them.

It's fine.

I'll introduce them one by one.

This is Du Sha, the Bloody Hands.

Ten years ago,

I've met Mr. Yan once.

But it was a shame that
I had urgent things to attend to.

I was unable to witness
your amazing swordsmanship.

If it wasn't because you were injured
by Lu Zhongyuan, the Hero of Nantian,

and I couldn't be bothered with you,

would you be able to survive until now?

I'm still alive now.

I'll continue to live on.

As for you?

You'll be dead soon.

Mr. Yan.

You're still able to laugh before you die.

Hats off to you.

This part of him is quite similar to me.

This is Li Dazui, the Cannibal.

I've long heard that Mr. Yan
has a very strong body.

His meat smells delicious.

I presume it's like dried beef

where one must chew it slowly
in order to taste the meat.

I must try it later.

Hey, Mr. Zui.

Why do you always talk about human flesh?

I'm introducing you to Mr. Yan.

Instead of talking to him,
you're talking about eating his meat.

My goodness.

I said that Mr. Yan's meat is delicious.

That is the best compliment I could give.

What do you know?

-Whose meat is delicious?
-Goodness.

This is Tu Jiaojiao, the Tomboy.

I poured the wine and served the food
for Mr. Yan just now.

I suppose Mr. Yan knows me now.

-Pour the wine.
-All right.

It turned out the girl in the green outfit
was Tu Jiaojiao, the Tomboy.

This demon has been famous for ten years.

I didn't expect her disguise
as a 16-year-old girl to be so real.

Mr. Yan.

I...

don't have to introduce myself, right?

Hold on.

I have something to say to him.

Mr. Yan.

There isn't any grudge between us,

and we have been hiding
in the Wicked Canyon for a decade.

Why are you still thinking about
wiping out the Wicked Canyon?

Who told you that I wanted
to wipe out the Wicked Canyon?

Could it be Jiang Qin?

Jiang Qin?

Never heard of him.

That's right.

How can we possibly have
such an insignificant person here?

That's right.

Although he's insignificant,
he's ten times worse than you.

Just hand him over to me

and I'll spare your lives.

Everyone, did you hear that?

-That's right.
-Mr. Yan wants to spare our lives.

Goodness. I got to thank Mr. Yan.

Is it that funny?

Mr. Yan.

Right now, there are 13 beef tendons
tied around your body

and your pressure points have been sealed.

Instead of begging us to let you go,
you said you'll spare us.

Goodness, isn't it funny?

This is bad.

Why does he look like
he's full of energy again?

Could he have pushed through
the sealed points in his body?

You're right.

He has restored his power!

Mr. Du, hang in there!

Try my Bloody Hands.

Is there anyone named Jiang Qin here?

-No.
-Where's my child?

I don't know.

Go to hell!

Just kill me.

Given that you're a tough guy,

I'll spare your life today.

If you spare me now,

I'm afraid I won't spare you
in the future.

Since when do I need people to spare me?

Get lost!

Listen up!

Hand over my child!

Otherwise, I'm going to wipe out
the entire valley!

LI DAZUI

Where is Jiang Qin?

I don't know.

Go to hell!

Where is Jiang Qin?

Can't you see that I'm busy?

These people have done
all sorts of evil deeds.

Why are you helping them?

In the eyes of a physician,
there are only patients.

No good or evil.

Jiang...

Wan Chunliu, the Drug Maniac?

Mr. Yan.

Just kill me if you want.

Otherwise, don't stop me
from saving lives.

I didn't expect

that Wan Chunliu, who had killed
countless people in the past,

would be in such a state.

I've never killed anyone.

They...

They died because
of my bad medical skills.

Greetings, Mr. Yan.

Who are you?

I'm Sima Yan, the Broken Blade.

It's you.

It turns out that you've already arrived.

If I haven't come,

why would the people here put up
a desperate fight with you?

So you told them that
I wanted to wipe out the Wicked Canyon.

-I'm merely helping to pass the message.
-Could you be working for Jiang Qin?

And you still dare to come?

Aren't you afraid that I'll kill you?

If you don't care about that child's life,

you can just kill me.

Where's the child?

I am sent here to ask you

what would you do
if they were to return the child?

Are you going to leave as soon
as possible and never come back?

All right.

For the sake of the child,

-I promise you.
-All right.

Mr. Yan, please come with me.

Mr. Yan, the child is inside.

I hope that you'll leave quickly
after you've gotten your child.

Such a trap won't hurt me at all.

If you want to kill me,

show yourself and fight me!

Ms. Tu is good.

-She actually put the child to sleep.
-Li Dazui.

What are you doing?

The woman in this coffin
has such fine skin.

She surely tastes good.

Jiang Feng.

I've failed you.

Not only I didn't look after your child,

I couldn't even take care of your bodies.

Yan Nantian.

Now you know how good I am?

Mr. Yan.

Did you really think you found us?

This is just our brilliant plan

to make you come to us on your own.

I'm wondering what you're waiting for.

-Make a move quickly.
-Hold on!

Regardless,

I've contributed the most.

I should be the one to kill him.

If you didn't stop me,
he would have been dead.

I think...

-I should do it.
-No way!

You don't know how to kill.

If you don't do a good job,
his meat will turn sour.

There's no need for you to be
concerned over such a small matter.

-Hey!
-I...

Mr. Yan is the World's Best
Divine Swordsman.

He won't die in your hands that easily.

I won't let you kill him
and make a name for yourself too.

What are you doing?

Fighting among ourselves?

I have a good idea.

What is it?

If we let Yan Nantian have a quick death,

we might let him down.

Why don't we let him enjoy

the feeling before death?

Then, our first impression with
the World's Best Divine Swordsman

will be good.

Good idea.

I'll let Mr. Yan get a taste

of my martial skill, Enchanting Beauty.

This World's Best Divine Swordsman
couldn't take a beating at all.

I've only used 49 moves
of my Soul Searching Palm.

I've used my Brainwashing Fist thrice.

I have no strength left.

It's your fault for showing him no mercy.

He's not moving now.

-It's not fun to beat him up anymore.
-You've been beating him for hours.

It's my turn now to use
the Bone Scarping Knife.

Hold on.

How is it?

Out of his 14 meridian points,
8 of them have been ruined.

It's a miracle that
he's still alive right now.

It's a rare miracle.

Let me experiment my drugs on him.

If the experiment is successful,

it will do you good in the future.

That's not right.

If your experiment is successful,

that means Yan Nantian will recover.

Don't worry.

Even if he's saved,
he'll surely be a crippled retard.

By then,

you can kill him anytime you want to.

What's with the rush now?

Besides, this man was badly injured.

I can at least test out
30 types of drugs on him.

In the future,

one of them might be able
to save your life.

-That's right.
-All right.

Leave him to Mr. Wan.

Mr. Wan is right.

This child is so good-looking.

When he grows up,
he'll surely be a handsome man.

His meat is so tender.

If I manage to take a bite on him,

it will surely feel good.

-I couldn't wait.
-Don't lay a finger on him. Let go.

Good boy, don't be afraid.

Gosh, why do you always want
to eat everything?

Jiaojiao.

What's the matter with you?

Even if we keep this child,
he will become a menace.

-We might as well kill him now.
-Be good.

So everything will be solved.

Let me ask you.

All of us are villains.

But can you tell me who's the most vicious

and ruthless villain in the world?

Of course, it's not you.
Since you don't take human meat.

In my opinion,

it's Mr. Yin.

Mr. Yin is evil, bad, and ruthless.

But he looks so ugly.

People will become defensive
when they see him.

Tu Jiaojiao!

You're the ugly one!

Your entire family is ugly!

-Who are you calling ugly? How dare you?
-You. You're ugly.

-Be the judge. Who's ugly?
-Stop arguing.

-You're ugly.
-You're ugly.

Jiaojiao, just get to the point.

Who is it?

In my opinion,

it's him.

He is just a baby who can't talk.

He's still a baby now.

But if he grows up with us,

he'll hear all the bad things we say

and see all the bad things we do.

He will surely become
a really evil man, right?

If he masters all our skills,

he'll become the most evil
and ruthless person in the world, right?

That's right.

Once he masters it and leaves the valley,
the world will be in chaos.

This is a good idea.
We can't leave the Wicked Canyon.

We'll teach him to cause chaos
in the martial arts world.

He'll make us proud.

That's right.

If so,

let's give a name to this little evil boy.

A name?

A name.

Since he's a homeless boy,

we'll call him...

Xiaoyu'er.

Stop playing!

Mr. Li!

This is already the tenth bird
that you scared away!

You need to make it up to me!

Mr. Medicine Pot.

They're forcing me to do bad things again.

Endure the pain.

Fortunately, Mr. Wan said
you don't feel the pain.

Mr. Medicine Pot.

Do you know what you look like?

You look like a hedgehog.

Who are you?

What's your last name?

I don't know.

Such a useless brat.

You don't even know your last name.

Listen carefully.

Your last name is Jiang.

Your father...

is Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng?

Where's my father now?

He was killed by the people
from Yihua Palace.

Keep this hatred in your mind.

When you grow up,

seek revenge against those
from Yihua Palace.

Mr. Wan.

Mr. Wan!

Mr. Wan?

Mr. Wan!

Xiaoyu'er?

-You came here in the middle of the night?
-Mr. Wan, is my last name Jiang?

Is my father Jiang Feng?

Who told you that?

I don't know.

Someone told me

that my last name is Jiang
and my father is Jiang Feng.

He was killed by the people
from Yihua Palace.

Did he mention the name Jiang Qin?

Who is Jiang Qin?

It's time to let you know
about your background.

Kid, take a seat.

Your background should be related
to this person.

Mr. Medicine Pot?

That's right.

He's Yan Nantian. He's very popular
in the martial arts world.

Back then, he took you
to the Wicked Canyon

to find someone by the name Jiang Qin.

And this person has a great connection
to your father's death.

Perhaps, Jiang Qin is one of my enemies?

That's right.

It turns out that Mr. Medicine Pot
is the famous Mr. Yan.

Mr. Medicine Pot.

I'm living with great pain.

They force me to do bad things
every single day.

If I don't, they won't let me eat.

But after doing the bad things,
I would get nightmares at night.

What should I do?

Mr. Medicine Pot.

I have done a few bad things today.

It feels so good.

I'll feel uneasy if I don't do
bad things for a day.

WINE SHOP

It's so beautiful.

Hey, Mr. Haha. Hurry.

Check this out and tell me
how much is it worth.

What is it?

Don't break it.

You. I...

Mr. Haha.

You stepped in shit.

Shit?

Little brat, come here!

Don't...

Mr. Haha.

Keep smiling at all times.

Do I even need to practice smiling?

Of course.

As humans,

we don't need to practice how to smile.

There's a good saying.

"Never hit a man who admits
his mistake while smiling."

If you want to be a villain,
you must first learn how to smile.

Smile.

I...

Little brat.

Come here, you!

Smile...

Is Ms. Tu's water
for foot-washing delicious?

You're the one who taught me the swap
trick in the Thirty-Six Stratagems.

THIRTY-SIX STRATAGEMS

Read this book.

"Three..."

"Three..."

-"Thirty-Six..."
-"Thirty-Six Stratagems."

You must learn all of them.

You need to use your brain
in order to do bad things.

Xiaoyu'er.

Mr. Yin is here.

Why are you looking for me?

Xiaoyu'er.

Give me back my life.

-Give me back my life.
-My goodness!

Mr. Yin.

You must first be brave
in order to become a villain.

Mr. Yin, what is this place?

This is the place
where the dead are buried.

Mr. Yin.

Why are you leaving me here?

You must first be brave

so that you can become a villain.

Mr. Wan.

This is the Rejuvenation Powder
that you asked me to make.

I made it with 17 types of herbs.

It has the effect of rejuvenation.

Really?

I'll try it right away.

Hold on.

Come to me again if it's good.

It has such a nice color.

So nice.

What is this?

Mr. Wan.

Tell me.

What did you give me?

Look what my face has turned into.

How's my face shifting skill?

You've mastered my skill well.

You dare to trick me?

You dare to trick me using my own skill?

Mr. Du.

What are you going to use
to train my martial skills with?

Is it a wolf or a leopard?

Jump down and see for yourself.

Mr. Du.

That's too easy, isn't it?

Quickly get Mr. Li to bring his knife
to make the tiger bone wine.

He killed the tiger in such a short time?

Did Xiaoyu'er learn
a new martial skill from someone?

Xiaoyu'er, open the door!

Open the door!

Watch your back.

Mr. Du.

I knew you wouldn't die.

If you didn't have the ability
to kill the tiger,

how did you catch it from the mountains?

It has been hard on you.

Mr. Wan.

What's the matter?

Pulled pranks on them again?

They are too vulnerable.

I have no chance to display my talents
in pulling tricks.

You're so mischievous.

-Is this medicine for Mr. Medicine Pot?
-That's right.

Let me.

Did Mr. Yan's condition become better?

Over the years, I have used
all kinds of herbs in the world.

But there's no improvement at all.

Mr. Wan, don't give up on Mr. Yan.

You can't give up even if
you've tried 10,000 kinds of herbs.

What if the 10,001th kind of herb works?

I didn't expect that

although you grew up
in such a bad environment,

you didn't lose your conscience.

You're still a good kid.

Well...

Not really.

I, Xiaoyu'er,
am the world's greatest villain.

But that depends on who I'm fighting with.

If I'm up against the villains,
I'll be a hundred times worse than them.

Good.

Ever since you found out
about your background,

you have indeed changed.

I'll never forget the things that you
and the man in black told me

that night.

Mr. Yan.

You're the closest person to me.

You must regain consciousness.