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explosiveskull طرف ٹائٹلز
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اب آپ سے پہلے آپ کو مضحکہ خیز ہونے کو روکنے کے لئے یہاں سے باہر حاصل کرے گا؟
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آپ بیورلی ہلز میں ڈاکٹر کیسے ہو سکتا ہے
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مناسب ادویات کے بغیر؟
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ہم کیا کریں گے؟ کس طرح ہمیں اچھی طرح پا ملتا؟
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میں نے کچھ پرانے زمانے کی علاج کے ساتھ کی وجہ بنا دیں گے.
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یہاں اس چیز سے چلے جاؤ اور کسی بھی شور نہیں بناتے.
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کیا تم نہیں جانتے کہ تمہارے چچا سے Jed موت کے دروازے پر ہے؟
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ہم والا ہنس اور پکوڑی آج رات ہے؟
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اور؟
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ایک منٹ، ایلی!
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اندر ا جاو! میرا مطلب ہے، اہ ...
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اندر ا جاو.
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پا، میں خوفناک فکر مند ہوں.
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تم سے پہلے بیمار کبھی نہیں رہا نہیں کیا جاتا.
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اب، آپ فکر نہ کریں، ایلی.
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ڈاکٹری میں نہ کوئی بہتر نانی رہا ہے.
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لیکن، PA، نانی مناسب دوائی کو تلاش نہیں کر سکتے تو،
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پھر آپ کو منتقل وہ آپ کو بچانے کے کر سکتے ہیں اس سے پہلے ہو سکتا ہے.
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اوہ، نہیں، نانی مجھ ذریعے ھیںچو گا.
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میں آپ کے لئے ڈر لگ رہا ہے، پا.
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Oh, now, Elly,
don't go to crying.
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If you can keep a secret,
I'll tell you the truth.
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I ain't really sick.
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I'm just pretending
for your granny's sake.
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What you mean?
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Well, remember back home
how folks was always
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coming over to our place
to let Granny doctor 'em?
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Remember how happy
it made Granny?
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Yes, especially
if one of them got better.
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What do you mean,
horses can't own saving bonds?
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What are they, animals?
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Now, you listen
to me, fella. I...
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Take it easy, Ed.
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The nerve of that guy.
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Suppose we horses
passed a law
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that people
couldn't ride horses?
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Ed, listen to me.
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Horses can't own savings bonds!
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A cat, I could understand.
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Relax, Ed.
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Carol and I are gonna be
buying savings bonds regularly.
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As a member of the family,
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you'll be sharing
in the pride of ownership.
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We all have a way
of remembering
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the nice things in our lives
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and the people who were
associated with them.
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Maybe signing somebody up
for payroll savings
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is not quite the same as
performing a marriage ceremony
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or delivering a young couple's
first baby,
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But just the same,
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learning to save is an
important milestone for anyone.
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Well, well, well!
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So we're gonna have visitors.
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Looks like.
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Well, I'll tell you something.
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Those two hoods
are in for a big surprise
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when they get here.
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They're gonna come in here,
expecting to find
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some small town two-bit lockup,
a rinky-dink clubhouse.
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Well, they're gonna
find out different.
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What do you got in mind?
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I'm gonna show 'em
we're on our toes out here,
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that he Mayberry jail
matches any big-time pen
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they've ever served time in.
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Barney, there's no need...
First of all,
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we're gonna get rid of all
these extra frills.
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We give them just what
they get in the big house:
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one cot, one blanket,
one cracked mirror, period.
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Well, I guess we could
take some of that stuff out.
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The doilies need washing.
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I'll tell you
something else.
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I said this before,
and I'll repeat it now.
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What we really need around here
is an extra deputy.
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Well...
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Now, Andy, things like
this come up all the time.
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We need extra help.
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Who you got in mind?
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Well, I don't know.
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I'll look around,
find a good, sharp candidate.
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But don't you worry about it.
He's gonna be my assistant.
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You let me worry about it.
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Howdy, Barn.
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Andy.
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What's up?
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Nothing,
except our number three man
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is here reporting for duty.
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You got somebody?
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Don't you move, bitch,
or I'll kill you.
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00:11:45,812 --> 00:11:47,811
Oh, shit, man, she's dead.
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Frank, we oughta get the fuck
outta here, man.
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Look, look!
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What the fuck is this?
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She ain't dead.
She's passed out.
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Hey.
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Let's fuck her.
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That's sick, man.
That's fucking sick.
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You some kind of necrophaniac,
sick motherfucker?
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I don't fuck dead chicks.
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Fuck you, man. I ain't never
fucked nobody dead.
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And shit, she ain't dead.
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She's still breathing.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm coming for you, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ohh.
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Oh, yeah!
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Ohh!
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Hey!
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Oh, that's it, that's it.
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That is...
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Oh, hold it. Wait.
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Stop your squirming, bitch.
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That's it.
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Oh, come on, come on.
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Get the rabbit in the hole.
Get the rabbit in the hole.
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Stop squirming.
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Hey, hold her fucking arms!
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She ain't fucking moving.
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Just hold her fucking arms!
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Stop your squirming, bitch.
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Hold her, hold her.
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That's it.
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Get the rabbit in the hole.
Get the rabbit in the hole.
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Come on, come on.
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Come on!
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Come on, come on.
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Come on.
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Quit fucking around
with that remote!
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Fuck you, bitch!
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Oh, shit.
I'm sorry, man.
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It's just you look
so fucking stupid
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trying to fuck this chick.
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Bet you didn't get a hard-on,
did you?
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Shut the fuck up!
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I'm just saying.
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Let's just relax,
just kick back,
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wait the for the bitch
to wake up,
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and then we fuck her
the right way.
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Yeah.
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The right way.
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...a giant oil operation of
the Cordillera mining company.
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Fuck. I'm gonna
go get some beer.
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Don't you fuck her.
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I won't.
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I'll wait.
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You want anything?
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Cheese puffs.
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Cheese puffs?
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I'm a necrophilic shit,
and you want cheese puffs?
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Fuck you, Bob.
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Fuck you, Frank.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you, Frank.
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...exploring the ocean bottom
for underwater oil.
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I didn't know then that one
of them would never come up,
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and it would be my assignment
to find out why.
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There was no sign
of life on deck.
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Oh, shit.
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Shit, shit.
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Goddamn it.
Fucking shit.
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Ow, ow.
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Goddamn it.
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This is Tommy. I'm not here.
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Leave your number,
and I'll call you back.
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Thank you.
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00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:47,524
Watch out, Rick.
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Don't try to get any closer.
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There's no escape for me,
I know it.
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You must save yourself,
while there's still a chance.
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Don't you see?
It's a diabolical trap.
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Sorry.
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00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:19,322
What?
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Sorry.
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00:20:41,846 --> 00:20:43,046
What?
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00:20:43,048 --> 00:20:44,250
What?
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Chatter.
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I don't know.
I don't... I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Hey, hey.
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Hello.
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Greetings.
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You're not Chinese.
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00:21:04,236 --> 00:21:08,171
Hey.
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00:21:08,173 --> 00:21:10,974
What did you take?
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Sorry.
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00:21:13,713 --> 00:21:15,745
Hey!
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00:21:15,747 --> 00:21:18,215
What did you take?
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00:21:18,217 --> 00:21:20,083
My mom's pearl necklace.
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00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:21,752
What?
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00:21:21,754 --> 00:21:24,355
I meant to give it...
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00:21:24,357 --> 00:21:28,993
- What?
- Sorry, sorry.
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00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:30,628
Sorry don't cut it.
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00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:34,365
Oh, poo. I'm poo.
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00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:37,635
Poo?
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00:21:37,637 --> 00:21:40,774
- How much did you see?
- Hmm?
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00:21:42,307 --> 00:21:43,742
What?
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00:21:45,945 --> 00:21:47,781
The baby.
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00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:52,282
What?
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00:21:52,284 --> 00:21:54,818
The baby.
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00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:58,088
- Yeah.
- It was a seed.
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00:21:58,090 --> 00:21:59,089
What?
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00:21:59,091 --> 00:22:01,257
Poo.
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00:22:01,259 --> 00:22:02,359
Oh, poo.
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00:22:02,361 --> 00:22:04,293
Poo? Who is Poo?
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00:22:04,295 --> 00:22:07,330
- Hey, who the fuck is Poo?
- I want...
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00:22:07,332 --> 00:22:09,032
- I wanted...
- What?
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00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:10,434
I want...
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00:22:10,436 --> 00:22:12,969
- What?
- I want...
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00:22:12,971 --> 00:22:16,173
I want...
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00:22:16,175 --> 00:22:18,042
What?
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To shine.
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00:22:22,915 --> 00:22:25,318
It's a little late for that now,
ain't it?
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00:22:27,719 --> 00:22:29,255
Please.
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00:22:33,225 --> 00:22:35,059
Where you going?
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Shh. Shh.
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00:22:37,729 --> 00:22:39,329
Oh, no, no, no, no.
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00:22:39,331 --> 00:22:41,264
- One more minute.
- Uh-uh.
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00:22:41,266 --> 00:22:42,899
No, no, no, little missy.
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00:22:42,901 --> 00:22:44,901
No, we ain't doing that.
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00:22:44,903 --> 00:22:47,905
No, no, ma'am.
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00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:49,973
Whoo!
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00:22:49,975 --> 00:22:51,140
Wake up.
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00:22:51,142 --> 00:22:56,045
Wake up.
Open your eyes.
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00:22:57,283 --> 00:23:01,318
Hey, open your fucking eyes.
Come on.
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00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,156
Come on, come on.
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00:23:05,757 --> 00:23:08,958
Rise and shine,
little camper.
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00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,261
I'm so thirsty.
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00:23:11,263 --> 00:23:13,667
You are?
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Poor baby.
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Yeah. Poor baby.
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Poor, poor, poor baby.
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00:23:24,075 --> 00:23:25,943
Yeah.
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00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:29,783
Poor baby, baby, oh, baby.
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00:23:31,851 --> 00:23:36,453
Poor baby want a bottle
to suck on?
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00:23:36,455 --> 00:23:39,956
- I'm so thirsty.
- Yeah, well, lookie here.
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00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:43,359
I got a bottle for baby
right here.
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00:23:43,361 --> 00:23:46,966
Lookie here, lookie here.
Move your head.
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00:23:50,369 --> 00:23:55,505
I cleaned it, filled it up
with sweet milk just for baby.
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00:23:55,507 --> 00:23:58,474
- I'm so thirsty.
- Oh, I know.
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Take the bottle, baby.
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00:24:01,246 --> 00:24:03,347
Take the bottle.
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00:24:03,349 --> 00:24:06,917
Take...
Take the fucking bot...
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00:24:06,919 --> 00:24:08,822
Take the fucking bottle, baby!
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00:24:10,022 --> 00:24:12,222
Get the fuck off.
Fuck off.
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00:24:12,224 --> 00:24:14,323
- Don't. Don't go.
- Get... You're fucked up.
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00:24:14,325 --> 00:24:18,097
Don't go, don't go, don't go.
249
00:24:20,064 --> 00:24:22,166
Then take the bottle.
250
00:24:22,168 --> 00:24:24,234
I don't want to.
251
00:24:24,236 --> 00:24:28,105
Yeah, you do.
Just take the bottle.
252
00:24:28,107 --> 00:24:29,438
Okay.
253
00:24:31,576 --> 00:24:34,177
Oh, yeah!
254
00:24:34,179 --> 00:24:36,946
There you go.
255
00:24:36,948 --> 00:24:41,284
Suckle your bottle, baby.
That's right.
256
00:24:41,286 --> 00:24:43,253
Suckle, suckle.
257
00:24:43,255 --> 00:24:46,956
Let me hear
that sweet suckling sound.
258
00:24:52,464 --> 00:24:53,897
Ohh!
259
00:24:53,899 --> 00:24:55,001
Goddamn it!
260
00:24:56,168 --> 00:24:58,467
Ah! You fucking bitch!
261
00:24:58,469 --> 00:25:01,274
Goddamn it! Fuck!
262
00:25:03,441 --> 00:25:04,810
Sorry.
263
00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:13,318
Stupid fuck!
264
00:25:21,493 --> 00:25:23,062
Sorry.
265
00:25:26,364 --> 00:25:27,400
Hi.
266
00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:31,201
Hi.
267
00:25:31,203 --> 00:25:34,307
Will you untie me?
268
00:25:36,976 --> 00:25:38,641
You don't know who I am,
do you?
269
00:25:38,643 --> 00:25:41,280
I know who you are.
270
00:25:45,551 --> 00:25:47,283
Who are you?
271
00:25:47,285 --> 00:25:49,421
Who the fuck
do you think I am?
272
00:25:55,026 --> 00:25:59,865
Please go away.
I'm not feeling so good.
273
00:26:02,234 --> 00:26:05,202
Oh, I ain't going nowhere.
274
00:26:05,204 --> 00:26:08,842
I had a great time.
I'll call you, okay?
275
00:26:14,045 --> 00:26:16,915
Open your goddamn eyes!
276
00:26:19,184 --> 00:26:21,385
Okay, take what you want.
277
00:26:21,387 --> 00:26:23,552
Open your fucking eyes!
278
00:26:23,554 --> 00:26:26,490
You don't know me, get it?
279
00:26:26,492 --> 00:26:28,958
Open your goddamn eyes!
280
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,661
Take what you want and go.
281
00:26:31,663 --> 00:26:34,997
Tommy. I ain't never met
no chick named Tommy.
282
00:26:34,999 --> 00:26:36,265
That's a boy's name.
283
00:26:36,267 --> 00:26:39,336
You some kinda lesbian
or something?
284
00:26:39,338 --> 00:26:40,670
Huh? Answer me.
285
00:26:40,672 --> 00:26:43,439
- Are you a fish eater?
- No.
286
00:26:43,441 --> 00:26:45,141
No, what?
287
00:26:45,143 --> 00:26:47,511
No, I'm not a lesbian.
288
00:26:47,513 --> 00:26:51,214
No. It's no, sir.
You do not answer with no.
289
00:26:51,216 --> 00:26:54,551
You say, "No, sir." Got it?
The answer is sir.
290
00:26:54,553 --> 00:26:58,021
No, sir, sir.
291
00:26:58,023 --> 00:27:01,524
Speak when spoken to.
292
00:27:01,526 --> 00:27:04,630
- Speak, I say, when spoken to.
- Yes, sir.
293
00:27:11,536 --> 00:27:12,971
Suck my dick.
294
00:27:15,107 --> 00:27:18,077
Don't look at me like that.
Suck my dick.
295
00:27:19,143 --> 00:27:20,609
Please.
296
00:27:20,611 --> 00:27:23,413
Take anything you want, please.
297
00:27:23,415 --> 00:27:24,513
I can't do this.
298
00:27:24,515 --> 00:27:26,249
You can do it.
299
00:27:26,251 --> 00:27:31,357
Just pretend it's a bottle
for poor little baby.
300
00:27:34,293 --> 00:27:35,759
Don't you fucking
look at me like that, bitch.
301
00:27:35,761 --> 00:27:37,360
You look at me
like that again,
302
00:27:37,362 --> 00:27:39,061
I'm gonna fuck you
so hard up the ass,
303
00:27:39,063 --> 00:27:41,697
shit's gonna fly out your eyes,
you understand me?
304
00:27:41,699 --> 00:27:44,303
Fucking whore.
305
00:27:45,603 --> 00:27:48,304
Suck it, whore.
306
00:27:48,306 --> 00:27:50,107
That's it.
307
00:27:50,109 --> 00:27:53,045
Fucking suck it,
you goddamn cunt.
308
00:28:00,218 --> 00:28:02,654
Oww! Oww!
309
00:28:04,622 --> 00:28:05,722
Shit!
310
00:28:05,724 --> 00:28:08,457
Oww! Fuck!
311
00:28:19,571 --> 00:28:21,040
Fucking bitch!
312
00:28:22,775 --> 00:28:24,276
Fucking cunt!
313
00:28:26,477 --> 00:28:28,313
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
314
00:28:33,217 --> 00:28:35,188
Come here. Come here!
315
00:28:37,255 --> 00:28:39,156
Come here!
316
00:28:39,158 --> 00:28:43,193
You do not bite
a man's fucking dick
317
00:28:43,195 --> 00:28:46,299
and expect to go about
your business!
318
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:04,283
Get your fucking ass in here.
319
00:29:06,517 --> 00:29:08,685
Get your ass in here.
320
00:29:10,589 --> 00:29:12,789
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
321
00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:15,292
Oh, wakey, wakey!
322
00:29:15,294 --> 00:29:18,594
Wakey, wakey!
Wakey, wakey!
323
00:29:18,596 --> 00:29:21,430
Get your face in there.
324
00:29:21,432 --> 00:29:23,366
No, what are you doing?
Don't fucking drink it.
325
00:29:23,368 --> 00:29:25,135
No! Don't you fucking drink it.
326
00:29:25,137 --> 00:29:27,103
I didn't say
you could fucking drink.
327
00:29:27,105 --> 00:29:29,138
I didn't say
you could fucking drink.
328
00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:32,577
You don't drink until I say
you can fucking drink!
329
00:29:36,448 --> 00:29:39,381
Now no more Mr. Nice Guy.
330
00:29:54,365 --> 00:29:57,167
Call 911!
331
00:29:57,169 --> 00:30:00,337
Call 911! Somebody!
332
00:30:00,339 --> 00:30:01,737
Call 911!
333
00:30:01,739 --> 00:30:03,506
Hee hee! Whoo!
334
00:30:03,508 --> 00:30:05,407
Help me!
335
00:30:05,409 --> 00:30:10,813
Oh, Jesus! Oh, help me!
Call 911!
336
00:30:10,815 --> 00:30:16,785
Help me! Help!
Help me! Help!
337
00:30:16,787 --> 00:30:18,824
Bam!
338
00:30:23,262 --> 00:30:25,896
Uh-oh.
339
00:30:25,898 --> 00:30:29,735
Not a knight in sight.
340
00:30:32,638 --> 00:30:35,741
Looks like
it's just you and me.
341
00:30:44,216 --> 00:30:46,550
You ready to obey Daddy?
342
00:30:46,552 --> 00:30:49,388
Hmm? Huh?
343
00:30:51,323 --> 00:30:53,860
What? Huh?
344
00:30:57,361 --> 00:30:58,598
Yes.
345
00:31:04,203 --> 00:31:07,670
I want you to crawl
over to me, huh?
346
00:31:07,672 --> 00:31:10,206
Crawl on over,
little puppy dog.
347
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,242
Crawl, puppy.
348
00:31:12,244 --> 00:31:15,278
Crawl, puppy.
There you go. Stop.
349
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,883
Stop right there.
350
00:31:20,886 --> 00:31:23,219
You thirsty?
351
00:31:23,221 --> 00:31:25,789
You want some water?
352
00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:27,827
Yeah? Yeah?
353
00:31:31,897 --> 00:31:34,664
Well, let's go get some water.
354
00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:37,234
Come on, doggie.
355
00:31:37,236 --> 00:31:38,467
Come on.
356
00:31:38,469 --> 00:31:40,270
Come on, little doggie.
357
00:31:40,272 --> 00:31:42,805
Come on, come on.
358
00:31:42,807 --> 00:31:44,573
Come on.
359
00:31:44,575 --> 00:31:47,944
Com on, puppy, puppy, puppy.
Come on, look right here.
360
00:31:47,946 --> 00:31:51,615
Here's your bowl.
Here's your bowl.
361
00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:56,820
Now I want you to pant like
a dog and beg for it, bitch.
362
00:31:56,822 --> 00:31:57,987
Beg for it.
363
00:31:57,989 --> 00:31:59,455
Come on.
364
00:31:59,457 --> 00:32:00,659
Beg for it, goddamn it!
365
00:32:19,777 --> 00:32:23,780
Oh, I guess you don't want
no water, do you, huh?
366
00:32:23,782 --> 00:32:26,718
You know what?
I bet you're hungry though.
367
00:32:29,287 --> 00:32:32,321
I want you to crawl like
a kitty cat over to that bowl
368
00:32:32,323 --> 00:32:34,491
and eat your food.
369
00:32:34,493 --> 00:32:37,026
Come on, kitty cat,
crawl over there.
370
00:32:37,028 --> 00:32:40,296
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
371
00:32:40,298 --> 00:32:42,965
Come on, crawl over there.
Come on, kitty!
372
00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:45,601
Whoo! Whoo! Come on!
373
00:32:45,603 --> 00:32:47,303
Whoo!
374
00:32:47,305 --> 00:32:49,938
Come on, kitty,
lick it up, lick it up!
375
00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:51,977
Come on, you're too slow.
376
00:32:54,746 --> 00:32:57,480
Mmm! Uh, uh, uh!
377
00:32:57,482 --> 00:33:00,820
You spit it up, you gonna eat it
off the goddamn floor.
378
00:33:04,755 --> 00:33:08,792
Is it good? Is it good?
379
00:33:08,794 --> 00:33:10,659
Sing that song.
380
00:33:10,661 --> 00:33:13,929
Sing that little kitty cat song.
You know, the one from the TV.
381
00:33:13,931 --> 00:33:16,565
Come on, sing the song.
382
00:33:16,567 --> 00:33:18,534
Sing the goddamn song. Sing it!
383
00:33:18,536 --> 00:33:22,071
♪ Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow ♪
384
00:33:22,073 --> 00:33:24,340
Sing it.
You know the one.
385
00:33:24,342 --> 00:33:25,708
I don't know it.
386
00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:29,079
Sing the goddamn song!
Everybody knows it!
387
00:33:29,081 --> 00:33:31,915
♪ Meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow ♪
388
00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:37,587
Yeah. Do the little dance.
Go on.
389
00:33:37,589 --> 00:33:38,788
♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪
390
00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:41,791
Louder.
Louder, goddamn it!
391
00:33:41,793 --> 00:33:44,727
♪ Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow ♪
392
00:33:44,729 --> 00:33:47,664
Come on! Come on, kitty.
Come get your food.
393
00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:49,965
Come and get your food.
Whoo!
394
00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:52,101
Come on!
Come get your food.
395
00:33:54,005 --> 00:33:56,773
- Come on, come on.
- ♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪
396
00:33:56,775 --> 00:34:01,543
Follow me, kitty.
Follow me. Follow the food.
397
00:34:01,545 --> 00:34:04,380
♪ Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow ♪
398
00:34:04,382 --> 00:34:08,083
- Crawl, goddamn it!
- ♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪
399
00:34:10,622 --> 00:34:12,088
Come on, faster!
400
00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:14,490
♪ Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow ♪
401
00:34:17,561 --> 00:34:19,095
Whoo!
402
00:34:19,097 --> 00:34:21,698
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
403
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,133
Come on, goddamn it!
You're too slow.
404
00:34:24,135 --> 00:34:29,104
♪ Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow ♪
405
00:34:29,106 --> 00:34:32,041
Shut up. Shut up.
Get on this table.
406
00:34:32,043 --> 00:34:33,642
Get on this goddamn table.
407
00:34:33,644 --> 00:34:38,448
Get your fucking ass
on this table. Come on.
408
00:34:41,186 --> 00:34:44,053
That was good singing.
That was good singing.
409
00:34:44,055 --> 00:34:46,655
Pretty good singing.
410
00:34:46,657 --> 00:34:49,825
But now I want you
to turn over.
411
00:34:49,827 --> 00:34:52,195
Turn over. Get it up.
412
00:34:52,197 --> 00:34:54,530
Shake your ass in the air.
413
00:34:54,532 --> 00:34:57,402
Wave it like you
just don't care.
414
00:34:59,637 --> 00:35:02,073
Shake it. Shake it!
415
00:35:03,541 --> 00:35:05,643
All right, stop.
Stop shaking.
416
00:35:06,845 --> 00:35:09,381
Just be still.
Be real still.
417
00:35:12,751 --> 00:35:15,888
I wanna get a good look
at your ass.
418
00:35:41,479 --> 00:35:43,946
You know what?
419
00:35:43,948 --> 00:35:45,948
I don't think your asshole
is big enough
420
00:35:45,950 --> 00:35:48,617
for my big honking dick!
421
00:35:51,923 --> 00:35:55,791
I think you might need surgery.
422
00:35:55,793 --> 00:35:57,729
Stay right there.
423
00:36:04,903 --> 00:36:07,870
Think you might need surgery
424
00:36:07,872 --> 00:36:10,740
to make your asshole big enough.
425
00:36:10,742 --> 00:36:12,841
Mm-mm-mm!
426
00:36:12,843 --> 00:36:16,111
Uh! Uh-oh.
427
00:36:16,113 --> 00:36:18,717
What do we got here?
428
00:36:23,021 --> 00:36:26,789
Now, I'm gonna be your doc.
429
00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:30,894
Unless you can prove to me
that your A-hole is big enough.
430
00:36:30,896 --> 00:36:32,794
It's big enough.
431
00:36:32,796 --> 00:36:35,099
- What's that?
- It's big enough.
432
00:36:37,168 --> 00:36:39,167
- What's big enough?
- My asshole's big enough.
433
00:36:39,169 --> 00:36:42,972
- It looks smaller than it is.
- Huh?
434
00:36:42,974 --> 00:36:45,774
Your asshole's big enough?
How do you know it's big enough?
435
00:36:45,776 --> 00:36:47,544
'Cause I've been done
up the butt.
436
00:36:47,546 --> 00:36:50,914
Oh, yeah? Yeah?
437
00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:52,948
I didn't hear you.
You get it together.
438
00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:55,017
Get it together, bitch, or I'm
gonna rip you a new asshole.
439
00:36:55,019 --> 00:36:56,753
How do you know
it's big enough?
440
00:36:56,755 --> 00:36:58,320
Some guy fucked me up the ass
with a big hard cock.
441
00:36:58,322 --> 00:37:03,026
- Ooh, yeah! Are you a whore?
- Yes! I'm a whore!
442
00:37:03,028 --> 00:37:06,765
- What do whores like to eat?
- Cock. They like to eat cock.
443
00:37:09,834 --> 00:37:13,635
Good job.
444
00:37:13,637 --> 00:37:16,004
Good job.
445
00:37:16,006 --> 00:37:18,874
See how nice I am, huh?
446
00:37:18,876 --> 00:37:21,813
When you treat me
with a little bit of respect?
447
00:37:24,215 --> 00:37:27,283
See how nice I am?
Come on, let's get that off you.
448
00:37:27,285 --> 00:37:29,188
Let's get that off.
449
00:37:31,021 --> 00:37:34,823
Now I want you to flip over,
450
00:37:34,825 --> 00:37:39,762
lay down, drop your ass.
451
00:37:39,764 --> 00:37:41,164
Come on.
452
00:37:43,034 --> 00:37:47,070
Now, I gotta take a piss,
453
00:37:47,072 --> 00:37:49,941
and you're the piss hole.
454
00:37:51,742 --> 00:37:53,778
Open your mouth.
455
00:37:57,381 --> 00:37:58,584
Open your mouth.
456
00:38:01,986 --> 00:38:05,254
Open your fucking mouth!
Whoo! Whoo!
457
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,392
Whoo! Whoo!
458
00:38:10,394 --> 00:38:13,028
Coming to get you!
I'm coming to get you!
459
00:38:16,901 --> 00:38:19,736
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
460
00:38:19,738 --> 00:38:21,970
Crawl away, crawl away!
461
00:38:21,972 --> 00:38:24,841
Goddamn it. Look what you
fucking made me do.
462
00:38:24,843 --> 00:38:27,175
Goddamn it!
463
00:38:27,177 --> 00:38:29,711
Here I am! Here I...
464
00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:31,349
Oh, shit!
465
00:38:44,262 --> 00:38:46,097
Fucking bitch!
466
00:39:14,358 --> 00:39:16,158
Hey.
467
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:20,296
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
468
00:39:20,298 --> 00:39:22,131
You wake up, wake up.
469
00:39:22,133 --> 00:39:24,434
No, no, no, no.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
470
00:39:24,436 --> 00:39:26,903
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
471
00:39:26,905 --> 00:39:28,336
Oh, shit!
Wake up, wake up,
472
00:39:28,338 --> 00:39:30,942
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it. Fuck.
473
00:39:32,477 --> 00:39:34,376
Oh, shit.
474
00:39:34,378 --> 00:39:37,982
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
475
00:39:40,117 --> 00:39:42,320
Fuck! Fuck!
476
00:40:40,778 --> 00:40:43,815
I'm beginning to feel better.
477
00:41:10,541 --> 00:41:13,975
What are you gonna
make me do next?
478
00:41:13,977 --> 00:41:15,813
Smell your socks?
479
00:41:20,584 --> 00:41:22,385
Shut the fuck up,
480
00:41:22,387 --> 00:41:24,921
or I'm gonna rip that fucking
tongue out your mouth.
481
00:41:24,923 --> 00:41:27,222
Well, la-dee-da.
482
00:41:27,224 --> 00:41:28,825
What'd you say?
483
00:41:28,827 --> 00:41:33,428
La... dee... da.
484
00:41:33,430 --> 00:41:35,463
What the fuck's that
supposed to mean?
485
00:41:35,465 --> 00:41:39,137
La-dee-da is what it means,
how it sounds, Mr. Daddio.
486
00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:45,476
You wipe that goddamn smile
off your face!
487
00:41:46,977 --> 00:41:49,077
Huh?!
488
00:41:49,079 --> 00:41:52,381
Now are we communicating here?
489
00:41:52,383 --> 00:41:55,318
I do the talking, got it?
490
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,885
Little Miss Fucking...
491
00:41:56,887 --> 00:41:59,155
Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
492
00:41:59,157 --> 00:42:01,289
Look at me when I'm fucking...
Goddamn it. Hey, hey!
493
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,461
Ah, shit. Fuck. Fuck!
494
00:42:05,463 --> 00:42:08,497
Hey, dumbshit, hit me again.
495
00:42:08,499 --> 00:42:10,066
Shut the fuck up.
496
00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:12,635
What are you gonna do,
knock me out?
497
00:42:12,637 --> 00:42:16,472
I never thought I'd meet
a bigger loser than me.
498
00:42:16,474 --> 00:42:19,341
Come again?
499
00:42:19,343 --> 00:42:21,176
I was talking to myself.
500
00:42:21,178 --> 00:42:22,945
If I'd meant
for you to hear me,
501
00:42:22,947 --> 00:42:26,582
I would've spoken clearly
and directly to you.
502
00:42:26,584 --> 00:42:28,584
Shut the fuck up,
or I swear to God,
503
00:42:28,586 --> 00:42:30,887
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
504
00:42:30,889 --> 00:42:32,655
Now we're getting somewhere,
dumbshit.
505
00:42:32,657 --> 00:42:34,423
May I call you dumbshit?
506
00:42:34,425 --> 00:42:36,124
From your dumbfounded look,
I'd say the name fits.
507
00:42:36,126 --> 00:42:37,926
Is it your name?
508
00:42:37,928 --> 00:42:40,562
Did your folks call you "dumb"
or just "shit" for short?
509
00:42:40,564 --> 00:42:42,564
I bet you were a slow learner.
510
00:42:42,566 --> 00:42:45,533
I peg you for a faggot.
Little boy fucker.
511
00:42:45,535 --> 00:42:47,970
Look at our pride and joy,
our little faggot moron.
512
00:42:47,972 --> 00:42:49,504
Our little piece of shit
that your mom created
513
00:42:49,506 --> 00:42:52,374
during a motherfucking,
father-eating bowel movement.
514
00:42:52,376 --> 00:42:53,910
Bet you came out of
her hot, stinking anus
515
00:42:53,912 --> 00:42:55,410
as a lovely piece
of corn-filled shit.
516
00:42:55,412 --> 00:42:57,079
Your daddy fucked your mom
up the ass
517
00:42:57,081 --> 00:42:59,481
because, like you,
he was a fag!
518
00:42:59,483 --> 00:43:02,651
And your mother dug it because
she didn't like to be looked at!
519
00:43:02,653 --> 00:43:05,553
Oh, yes!
That feels great.
520
00:43:05,555 --> 00:43:09,225
Oh, fucking dumbshit.
521
00:43:09,227 --> 00:43:12,327
Fuck! Shut the fuck up!
522
00:43:12,329 --> 00:43:13,963
You shut the fuck up,
or I'm gonna kill you!
523
00:43:13,965 --> 00:43:15,965
- I swear to Christ!
- Then do it!
524
00:43:15,967 --> 00:43:18,267
Jesus Christ, just do it!
525
00:43:18,269 --> 00:43:20,568
You talk and talk and talk
and talk and talk.
526
00:43:20,570 --> 00:43:23,305
Do it. Grab your knife
and cut my fucking face off.
527
00:43:23,307 --> 00:43:27,209
You fucking sicko.
You're a goddamn sicko.
528
00:43:27,211 --> 00:43:29,979
Chop me up
and fuck my bloody pussy.
529
00:43:29,981 --> 00:43:33,048
You need help.
You need fucking help.
530
00:43:33,050 --> 00:43:34,383
You're all talk and no action.
What are you?
531
00:43:34,385 --> 00:43:37,253
What is it
that you call yourself?
532
00:43:37,255 --> 00:43:39,655
A torturer? God, my brother
could do better than that.
533
00:43:39,657 --> 00:43:43,392
Why don't you make me suck up
your loogies or something?
534
00:43:43,394 --> 00:43:45,260
I fuck whores like you.
535
00:43:45,262 --> 00:43:46,662
It's been forever,
and you haven't raped me yet.
536
00:43:46,664 --> 00:43:48,564
What are you waiting for,
big man?
537
00:43:48,566 --> 00:43:50,636
Did I hurt
your tiny pee-wee?
538
00:43:51,702 --> 00:43:53,338
This what you want? Huh?
539
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:59,508
You want some?
You want some fucking dick?
540
00:43:59,510 --> 00:44:03,579
I'm gonna teach you
some fucking respect.
541
00:44:03,581 --> 00:44:05,381
Huh?
542
00:44:05,383 --> 00:44:08,017
Huh? Okay.
543
00:44:08,019 --> 00:44:10,088
I'm gonna fucking teach you...
544
00:44:18,563 --> 00:44:21,530
Yeah! Huh?
How you like that, cunt?
545
00:44:21,532 --> 00:44:24,733
Oh, yeah, give it to me, baby.
Fuck me hard! Rape me!
546
00:44:24,735 --> 00:44:27,068
I am fucking you.
I'm fucking you now.
547
00:44:27,070 --> 00:44:29,137
I'm raping you now, bitch.
548
00:44:29,139 --> 00:44:31,140
You're not even inside me.
549
00:44:31,142 --> 00:44:33,642
You have to get a hard-on
before you can fuck, lover boy.
550
00:44:33,644 --> 00:44:35,477
I'm fucking you.
551
00:44:35,479 --> 00:44:37,379
I'm fucking you,
and you know it!
552
00:44:37,381 --> 00:44:40,483
I feel a little squishy thing
mushing up against me.
553
00:44:40,485 --> 00:44:44,088
I'm fucking raping you.
I'm raping you.
554
00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:47,555
- Okay.
- I'm raping you.
555
00:44:47,557 --> 00:44:50,329
- You're raping me.
- I'm fucking raping you!
556
00:45:12,650 --> 00:45:16,251
You call that rape?
557
00:45:20,691 --> 00:45:25,061
That's the funniest thing
I've ever experienced.
558
00:45:25,063 --> 00:45:27,262
- Shut up.
- "I'm raping you."
559
00:45:27,264 --> 00:45:29,398
Oh, my God.
"I'm raping you!"
560
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,200
- Shut up!
- "Oh, oh!"
561
00:45:32,702 --> 00:45:35,437
Maybe you should change
your profession.
562
00:45:35,439 --> 00:45:38,209
Or grow a bigger dick.
563
00:45:44,648 --> 00:45:47,749
Huh? Huh?
564
00:45:47,751 --> 00:45:51,454
You want something hard
in your cunt, bitch? Huh?
565
00:45:51,456 --> 00:45:52,821
I'll fucking do it.
566
00:45:52,823 --> 00:45:54,523
- Give it to me.
- I'll fucking do it!
567
00:45:54,525 --> 00:45:56,191
Give it to me,
you little piece of shit.
568
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:21,053
Kill me or get the fuck
out of my house.
569
00:46:25,590 --> 00:46:27,823
Come here.
Get your fucking ass over there.
570
00:46:27,825 --> 00:46:29,524
Sit down!
571
00:46:29,526 --> 00:46:30,695
Stay!
572
00:46:36,867 --> 00:46:38,666
Where the fuck are you?
573
00:46:38,668 --> 00:46:41,672
Where the fuck are you?
574
00:46:47,211 --> 00:46:48,313
What time is it?
575
00:46:49,914 --> 00:46:51,446
What time is it?
576
00:46:51,448 --> 00:46:54,316
Got somewhere to be?
577
00:46:54,318 --> 00:46:56,785
Fucking clock. Where's
the fucking clock in here?
578
00:46:59,157 --> 00:47:00,923
Where's the goddamn clock?
Shut up!
579
00:47:11,269 --> 00:47:14,673
Who doesn't have a fucking clock
in their goddamn kitchen?
580
00:47:34,425 --> 00:47:36,858
What time is it?!
581
00:47:45,235 --> 00:47:48,205
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
582
00:47:50,508 --> 00:47:53,408
Well, I'm sorry, Millie,
but I don't know what to do.
583
00:48:32,550 --> 00:48:35,917
♪ Aha, look what I found ♪
584
00:48:35,919 --> 00:48:39,421
Ooh, you found
a piece of paper.
585
00:48:39,423 --> 00:48:42,591
It's your suicide note.
586
00:48:42,593 --> 00:48:43,795
No, it's not.
587
00:48:48,365 --> 00:48:49,731
Then what is it?
588
00:48:49,733 --> 00:48:52,367
It's a stupid piece
of fucking paper.
589
00:48:52,369 --> 00:48:56,504
"Ice cubes in ice trays
that won't come out
590
00:48:56,506 --> 00:49:01,309
no matter how hard
I bang-bang the ice.
591
00:49:01,311 --> 00:49:03,479
The ice bangs me.
592
00:49:03,481 --> 00:49:05,580
We have babies.
593
00:49:07,385 --> 00:49:11,519
A funny fan of melty bobbies.
When I'm a bad girl..."
594
00:49:11,521 --> 00:49:12,588
I wrote it.
595
00:49:12,590 --> 00:49:13,888
"I call in sick to work."
596
00:49:13,890 --> 00:49:16,358
I wrote it
I know what it says.
597
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,794
"I take off
into another pasture
598
00:49:19,796 --> 00:49:23,932
by passing sexy ministers,
shooting...
599
00:49:23,934 --> 00:49:27,468
shouting,
'Get back here, young lady.'
600
00:49:29,773 --> 00:49:33,941
I hear unborn children
whispering my name.
601
00:49:33,943 --> 00:49:37,412
Tommy, Tommy.
602
00:49:37,414 --> 00:49:42,684
I gabble babble backwards."
603
00:49:42,686 --> 00:49:44,086
What the fuck is a gabble?
604
00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:47,622
It's nothing.
It's nothing but babble.
605
00:49:47,624 --> 00:49:53,961
"I gabble babble backwards.
I won't go into wombs."
606
00:49:53,963 --> 00:49:55,863
Wombs?
607
00:49:55,865 --> 00:49:58,334
Wombs.
608
00:49:58,336 --> 00:50:00,001
I won't go into wombs.
609
00:50:00,003 --> 00:50:01,937
Jesus, give it to me.
610
00:50:01,939 --> 00:50:03,037
No.
611
00:50:03,039 --> 00:50:05,043
Give it to me. I'll read it.
612
00:50:13,784 --> 00:50:17,753
"I won't go into wombs.
That might ruin your opinion.
613
00:50:17,755 --> 00:50:20,555
Why can't you
keep your legs shut?"
614
00:50:20,557 --> 00:50:21,890
Gabble babble, gabble babble.
615
00:50:21,892 --> 00:50:23,758
Hey, it ain't easy
to catch a ride."
616
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,059
Nope. You're skipping over
the parts you don't like.
617
00:50:25,061 --> 00:50:26,662
- No, I didn't.
- You're skipping.
618
00:50:26,664 --> 00:50:29,530
- No, I didn't.
- Give me the fucking note.
619
00:50:29,532 --> 00:50:31,367
Gimme the note.
Gimme the note.
620
00:50:31,369 --> 00:50:34,937
Goddamn it! No!
Don't you fucking do it.
621
00:50:34,939 --> 00:50:38,506
Don't you fuck...
Ow! You bitch!
622
00:50:38,508 --> 00:50:40,776
Let go, let go.
I said fucking let go.
623
00:50:40,778 --> 00:50:43,912
Let go! God...
Don't you fucking...
624
00:50:43,914 --> 00:50:44,948
Ah!
625
00:50:54,492 --> 00:50:57,425
Stay.
626
00:50:57,427 --> 00:50:59,330
Be nice.
627
00:51:04,968 --> 00:51:06,604
Now you fucked it all up.
628
00:51:09,572 --> 00:51:12,173
Where were we?
629
00:51:12,175 --> 00:51:15,644
"My daddy?" Uh-oh.
630
00:51:15,646 --> 00:51:17,079
Getting good.
631
00:51:17,081 --> 00:51:19,814
"My daddy stands in the shadows
632
00:51:19,816 --> 00:51:23,651
where all dads go when
their daughters grow breasts."
633
00:51:23,653 --> 00:51:25,019
Give it to me.
634
00:51:25,021 --> 00:51:27,088
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
635
00:51:27,090 --> 00:51:29,658
- "I go out walking..."
- Give it to me!
636
00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:32,160
- "and my tits..."
- Give it to me!
637
00:51:32,162 --> 00:51:33,896
- Give it to me.
- Whoo hoo hoo!
638
00:51:33,898 --> 00:51:35,963
My titties get hard!
639
00:51:35,965 --> 00:51:37,534
You wanna read it?
640
00:51:39,135 --> 00:51:40,736
Yes.
641
00:51:40,738 --> 00:51:41,970
Say pretty please.
642
00:51:41,972 --> 00:51:43,504
Pretty please.
643
00:51:43,506 --> 00:51:46,908
- With a cherry on top.
- With a cherry on top.
644
00:51:46,910 --> 00:51:48,646
Sit down.
645
00:52:06,930 --> 00:52:09,997
Take it.
646
00:52:09,999 --> 00:52:11,600
"I walk down to the river
647
00:52:11,602 --> 00:52:13,001
to swim naked
with blue-eyed Johnny.
648
00:52:13,003 --> 00:52:14,602
He says I'm pretty.
He throws me a biscuit,
649
00:52:14,604 --> 00:52:15,803
and I waggity-wag
my way home."
650
00:52:15,805 --> 00:52:18,106
- Slow down.
- "My name, my name.
651
00:52:18,108 --> 00:52:19,874
It ain't easy to catch
a sold-out ride for two
652
00:52:19,876 --> 00:52:21,542
- when you're on your own kid."
- Slow down.
653
00:52:21,544 --> 00:52:23,144
"There's no time
to make that call.
654
00:52:23,146 --> 00:52:25,180
Don't get caught
with your ass hanging out.
655
00:52:25,182 --> 00:52:29,751
I am me no more.
I fly the coop to Nevada.
656
00:52:29,753 --> 00:52:31,186
My name, my name.
657
00:52:31,188 --> 00:52:33,187
I don't recognize
the person I've become.
658
00:52:33,189 --> 00:52:35,657
I have to gabble faster.
Who am I?
659
00:52:35,659 --> 00:52:37,959
I forget the question
and gabble-babble backwards.
660
00:52:37,961 --> 00:52:41,629
Elbab, elbag, elbab.
My name, my name, my name.
661
00:52:41,631 --> 00:52:43,030
You wanna keep living?
662
00:52:43,032 --> 00:52:44,733
Then for Christ's sakes,
keep going.
663
00:52:44,735 --> 00:52:47,936
I have to rest. Oh, no.
I come to the dark staircase.
664
00:52:47,938 --> 00:52:50,771
I go down. Someone with
my voice whispers my name.
665
00:52:50,773 --> 00:52:53,675
I turn around and run up
the stairs, through the hallway,
666
00:52:53,677 --> 00:52:55,979
out to room,
where my tasks are waiting."
667
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,577
Farewell.
668
00:53:39,923 --> 00:53:41,590
Don't you have
anything better to do
669
00:53:41,592 --> 00:53:44,225
than to analyze
that stupid note?
670
00:53:44,227 --> 00:53:46,327
- It ain't stupid to you.
- Is too.
671
00:53:46,329 --> 00:53:48,229
- Is not.
- God, I'm sick of you.
672
00:53:48,231 --> 00:53:50,164
I'm sick of you.
Way more fucking sick of you.
673
00:53:50,166 --> 00:53:51,332
Then leave!
674
00:53:51,334 --> 00:53:54,702
Screw you.
Waiting on my ride.
675
00:53:54,704 --> 00:53:56,338
Your ride?
676
00:53:56,340 --> 00:53:58,840
Yeah, my fucking ride.
My buddy's coming to get me.
677
00:53:58,842 --> 00:54:01,742
Oh, shut up.
678
00:54:01,744 --> 00:54:04,146
You got a ride?
679
00:54:04,148 --> 00:54:07,282
What, "Pick me up
in a couple hours?"
680
00:54:09,186 --> 00:54:12,019
That's so pathetic.
681
00:54:12,021 --> 00:54:13,588
It ain't like that.
682
00:54:13,590 --> 00:54:15,222
You gonna fucking wish
you were dead when he...
683
00:54:15,224 --> 00:54:19,063
When what?
When your ride gets here?
684
00:54:23,867 --> 00:54:26,938
Laugh all you want to, bitch.
I ain't going nowhere.
685
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:39,984
You think too much.
That's your problem.
686
00:54:42,052 --> 00:54:44,251
If I got this note,
I'd throw it away.
687
00:54:44,253 --> 00:54:46,954
I wouldn't keep it.
You wanna know why?
688
00:54:46,956 --> 00:54:50,725
'Cause it don't make
no fucking sense.
689
00:54:50,727 --> 00:54:52,361
It means nothing.
690
00:54:52,363 --> 00:54:56,298
Nothing in this note tells
why you're killing yourself.
691
00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:58,767
You might as well have left
nothing, not a goddamn anything
692
00:54:58,769 --> 00:55:00,401
because I'll tell ya,
if I got this note,
693
00:55:00,403 --> 00:55:02,004
I'd be pissed.
694
00:55:02,006 --> 00:55:03,872
And then I'd drive myself
fucking crazy
695
00:55:03,874 --> 00:55:07,242
trying to figure out some shit
that don't make no sense.
696
00:55:07,244 --> 00:55:08,943
It's not a suicide note.
697
00:55:08,945 --> 00:55:12,079
- Oh, no?
- No. It's a journal entry.
698
00:55:12,081 --> 00:55:13,749
Then why'd you leave it?
699
00:55:13,751 --> 00:55:17,854
I left it in lieu
of a suicide note.
700
00:55:20,023 --> 00:55:22,390
That is so fucked.
701
00:55:22,392 --> 00:55:24,392
That is so fucked up.
702
00:55:24,394 --> 00:55:27,898
You couldn't take the time
to write a suicide note?
703
00:55:32,369 --> 00:55:34,236
You're writing a note.
704
00:55:34,238 --> 00:55:36,271
No, I'm not.
705
00:55:36,273 --> 00:55:38,707
Oh, yes, you are.
706
00:55:38,709 --> 00:55:44,379
You are writing
a goddamn suicide note.
707
00:55:44,381 --> 00:55:45,950
Huh?
708
00:55:48,452 --> 00:55:49,621
Write.
709
00:56:01,131 --> 00:56:03,198
Write.
710
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,332
No.
711
00:56:04,334 --> 00:56:06,204
- Write!
- No!
712
00:56:09,405 --> 00:56:11,375
I'll write it.
713
00:56:23,753 --> 00:56:27,021
"I feel...
714
00:56:27,023 --> 00:56:31,028
awful about this."
715
00:56:37,034 --> 00:56:41,135
"I don't want...
716
00:56:41,137 --> 00:56:45,075
to not see you."
717
00:56:47,443 --> 00:56:53,347
"It has nothing...
718
00:56:53,349 --> 00:56:57,421
to do with you."
719
00:56:59,856 --> 00:57:03,425
"I'm...
720
00:57:03,427 --> 00:57:05,363
selfish."
721
00:57:07,164 --> 00:57:09,196
"And...
722
00:57:09,198 --> 00:57:11,399
I killed...
723
00:57:11,401 --> 00:57:13,337
a baby."
724
00:57:16,405 --> 00:57:18,173
I didn't kill a baby.
725
00:57:18,175 --> 00:57:21,376
Yes, you did.
726
00:57:21,378 --> 00:57:23,912
"I killed a baby.
727
00:57:23,914 --> 00:57:26,184
My baby."
728
00:57:28,385 --> 00:57:33,421
"I dream about that baby.
729
00:57:33,423 --> 00:57:35,993
Baby Bill."
730
00:57:43,099 --> 00:57:45,867
"You see,
731
00:57:45,869 --> 00:57:51,106
my guilt over killing...
732
00:57:51,108 --> 00:57:56,378
poor Baby Bill...
733
00:57:56,380 --> 00:58:01,850
made me do it."
734
00:58:01,852 --> 00:58:03,885
No one will believe that.
735
00:58:03,887 --> 00:58:05,387
We'll see.
736
00:58:05,389 --> 00:58:08,122
No one.
That's not even my handwriting.
737
00:58:08,124 --> 00:58:10,559
Maybe you had someone else
fucking write it for you.
738
00:58:10,561 --> 00:58:13,928
- Yeah, right.
- Shut up.
739
00:58:13,930 --> 00:58:17,869
"I know you love me."
740
00:58:20,871 --> 00:58:23,571
"I love you too.
741
00:58:23,573 --> 00:58:27,341
But Baby Bill..."
742
00:58:27,343 --> 00:58:29,443
- Jesus.
- What?
743
00:58:29,445 --> 00:58:32,012
There is no Baby Bill.
744
00:58:32,014 --> 00:58:34,048
Just shut up
and let me think.
745
00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:36,852
I'm not dead. I don't need
a stupid note if I'm not dead.
746
00:58:36,854 --> 00:58:38,620
- You're gonna die, all right.
- When?
747
00:58:38,622 --> 00:58:40,254
- When?
- When I'm done!
748
00:58:40,256 --> 00:58:42,392
You'll die when
I'm fucking done! Shut up!
749
00:58:49,066 --> 00:58:52,470
"I love you guys."
750
00:58:55,505 --> 00:59:01,041
"But I have to go see...
751
00:59:01,043 --> 00:59:04,114
Baby Bill."
752
00:59:17,526 --> 00:59:20,227
- Copy that in your own writing.
- No.
753
00:59:20,229 --> 00:59:21,595
- Do it.
- No.
754
00:59:21,597 --> 00:59:23,064
No!
755
00:59:23,066 --> 00:59:25,369
You wanna die,
then fucking do it.
756
00:59:27,371 --> 00:59:29,206
Oh, Jesus.
757
00:59:42,184 --> 00:59:44,051
I can't leave this.
758
00:59:44,053 --> 00:59:45,086
Yes, you can.
759
00:59:45,088 --> 00:59:46,687
I never killed a baby.
760
00:59:46,689 --> 00:59:48,025
Yes, you did.
761
00:59:51,494 --> 00:59:53,495
It was a little egg.
762
00:59:53,497 --> 00:59:55,132
So what? Eggs grow.
763
00:59:56,365 --> 00:59:57,966
I'm not leaving this note.
764
00:59:57,968 --> 01:00:00,135
- Why not?
- Because it isn't mine.
765
01:00:00,137 --> 01:00:02,437
- It's yours.
- So?
766
01:00:02,439 --> 01:00:04,271
Jesus, I've leave
my own damn note.
767
01:00:04,273 --> 01:00:05,472
Fine.
768
01:00:05,474 --> 01:00:06,943
Goddamn.
769
01:00:19,488 --> 01:00:22,894
"I don't like myself.
Goodbye."
770
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,394
You don't like yourself?
771
01:00:26,396 --> 01:00:29,196
Gee, I thought people
that killed themselves
772
01:00:29,198 --> 01:00:31,066
liked themselves.
773
01:00:31,068 --> 01:00:34,369
The note's supposed to say why.
Why you don't like you.
774
01:00:34,371 --> 01:00:35,970
The note's supposed
to say goodbye.
775
01:00:35,972 --> 01:00:37,604
You're supposed to say goodbye.
776
01:00:37,606 --> 01:00:39,573
Goodbye to all the dumb fucks
that's gonna miss you.
777
01:00:39,575 --> 01:00:42,176
The note clearly says goodbye!
778
01:00:42,178 --> 01:00:44,579
Fine.
779
01:00:44,581 --> 01:00:46,517
We'll leave my note.
780
01:00:52,722 --> 01:00:56,293
I can't write
with a fucking pencil!
781
01:01:00,262 --> 01:01:02,198
Let me find a pen.
782
01:01:15,012 --> 01:01:19,381
Why, oh, why do I want to die?
Maybe because my life sucks.
783
01:01:19,383 --> 01:01:21,385
"Uh, my life sucks."
784
01:01:24,755 --> 01:01:27,388
"I don't exercise.
785
01:01:27,390 --> 01:01:29,090
I smoke a lot.
786
01:01:29,092 --> 01:01:31,191
I don't bathe.
787
01:01:31,193 --> 01:01:33,561
For weeks.
788
01:01:33,563 --> 01:01:36,296
I drink soda
789
01:01:36,298 --> 01:01:40,068
and eat ice-cream
first thing in the morning.
790
01:01:40,070 --> 01:01:43,570
Sometimes I pee in the tub."
791
01:01:43,572 --> 01:01:46,376
That's gross.
792
01:01:49,345 --> 01:01:53,347
"My family thinks I'm sweet.
793
01:01:53,349 --> 01:01:55,617
I only have sex
794
01:01:55,619 --> 01:01:59,053
when... I'm...
795
01:01:59,055 --> 01:02:01,256
drunk.
796
01:02:01,258 --> 01:02:03,725
People don't know me.
797
01:02:03,727 --> 01:02:06,530
I am alone."
798
01:02:12,668 --> 01:02:16,704
"I don't drink water.
799
01:02:16,706 --> 01:02:19,673
I pick my nose.
800
01:02:19,675 --> 01:02:23,680
I daydream creepy crap."
801
01:02:27,284 --> 01:02:30,285
"I don't recycle.
802
01:02:30,287 --> 01:02:33,754
Not once have I started...
803
01:02:33,756 --> 01:02:38,492
a separate box for cans.
804
01:02:38,494 --> 01:02:42,830
I am not anyone, anywhere...
805
01:02:42,832 --> 01:02:47,604
I ever wanted to be."
806
01:02:55,878 --> 01:02:58,680
Why don't you put your cans
in a separate box?
807
01:02:58,682 --> 01:03:00,582
I don't give a fuck about cans!
808
01:03:00,584 --> 01:03:02,350
I keep writing
the same goddamn sentence
809
01:03:02,352 --> 01:03:05,519
of the same goddamn ways
I want my life to change.
810
01:03:05,521 --> 01:03:07,354
And for about two seconds,
811
01:03:07,356 --> 01:03:09,457
I am ready to do something
extraordinary.
812
01:03:09,459 --> 01:03:11,626
And then I ask myself,
"What do I have to offer?"
813
01:03:11,628 --> 01:03:13,461
Not a goddamn thing.
814
01:03:13,463 --> 01:03:16,196
I had big expectations.
815
01:03:16,198 --> 01:03:17,798
Big.
816
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,267
Huge.
817
01:03:19,269 --> 01:03:22,202
Shiny ones.
818
01:03:22,204 --> 01:03:24,571
I am not the same girl
who passed out
819
01:03:24,573 --> 01:03:26,274
trying to break
the Laura Ingalls Wilder
820
01:03:26,276 --> 01:03:28,510
Elementary School record
for the extended arm hang.
821
01:03:28,512 --> 01:03:30,879
I broke that record
by two whole seconds.
822
01:03:30,881 --> 01:03:32,713
And look at me now!
823
01:03:32,715 --> 01:03:36,383
My life goals are reduced
to recycling cans
824
01:03:36,385 --> 01:03:39,155
and watching less TV!
825
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:48,495
So you're a lazy couch potato.
Big fucking whoop.
826
01:03:48,497 --> 01:03:50,865
You don't get it.
827
01:03:50,867 --> 01:03:53,434
Yeah, I get it.
828
01:03:53,436 --> 01:03:55,637
You're stupid.
829
01:03:55,639 --> 01:03:58,939
Stupid shit gets to
stupid bitches like you.
830
01:03:58,941 --> 01:04:03,847
And I fantasize
about people dying.
831
01:04:08,318 --> 01:04:10,751
Like murdering people?
832
01:04:10,753 --> 01:04:12,589
Yes.
833
01:04:15,358 --> 01:04:17,528
It's my wedding day.
834
01:04:22,298 --> 01:04:25,399
I'm all... pretty
835
01:04:25,401 --> 01:04:29,336
in a beautiful white dress.
836
01:04:29,338 --> 01:04:33,541
I'm at the church
waiting for my family
837
01:04:33,543 --> 01:04:36,447
and fiancé Peter to arrive.
838
01:04:38,514 --> 01:04:40,414
I'm there early
839
01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:46,220
to get the photos of just me
out of the way.
840
01:04:46,222 --> 01:04:49,457
It is now time for my family
and finance to arrive,
841
01:04:49,459 --> 01:04:52,827
but they don't.
842
01:04:52,829 --> 01:04:55,296
An hour goes by.
843
01:04:55,298 --> 01:04:57,731
My bridesmaid Cindy grows
a little concerned about them,
844
01:04:57,733 --> 01:05:00,434
but I figure my mom or Peter
845
01:05:00,436 --> 01:05:02,303
forgot something
on the way to the church,
846
01:05:02,305 --> 01:05:05,907
or maybe there was
an accident on the highway.
847
01:05:05,909 --> 01:05:09,644
The wedding guests
begin to arrive.
848
01:05:09,646 --> 01:05:12,914
I stand primping
in a private room.
849
01:05:12,916 --> 01:05:16,751
Thirty minutes pass.
It is now time for the ceremony.
850
01:05:16,753 --> 01:05:19,419
I remain cheerful, knowing
that my family and finance
851
01:05:19,421 --> 01:05:21,958
will be arriving very soon.
852
01:05:23,994 --> 01:05:27,394
The best man, Peter,
and Cindy walk in.
853
01:05:27,396 --> 01:05:29,530
Their eyes are watery.
854
01:05:29,532 --> 01:05:33,300
Cindy speaks to me softly.
855
01:05:33,302 --> 01:05:35,403
"There's been
a terrible accident."
856
01:05:35,405 --> 01:05:37,472
I say, "Oh, I figured
they were stuck in traffic.
857
01:05:37,474 --> 01:05:39,941
When will they be here?"
858
01:05:39,943 --> 01:05:43,811
She says, "No, they were
involved in an accident.
859
01:05:43,813 --> 01:05:46,513
In a car crash."
860
01:05:46,515 --> 01:05:49,050
My eyes widen.
861
01:05:49,052 --> 01:05:51,722
"Are they okay?
Is anyone hurt?"
862
01:05:53,523 --> 01:05:56,423
"I don't know how else
to say this, but...
863
01:05:56,425 --> 01:05:57,860
they all died."
864
01:05:59,762 --> 01:06:00,730
I'm stunned.
865
01:06:02,765 --> 01:06:08,505
"Who? Who exactly
was in the car?"
866
01:06:10,439 --> 01:06:15,609
"Your mom and dad
and brother...
867
01:06:15,611 --> 01:06:17,445
and Peter.
868
01:06:17,447 --> 01:06:19,782
They all died."
869
01:06:24,921 --> 01:06:27,088
The best man whispers,
870
01:06:27,090 --> 01:06:30,691
"There was another car
involved in the accident."
871
01:06:30,693 --> 01:06:34,062
"Was it a drunk driver?"
I ask.
872
01:06:34,064 --> 01:06:36,030
"No.
873
01:06:36,032 --> 01:06:38,032
Your grandfather was driving."
874
01:06:38,034 --> 01:06:40,501
"Oh, God.
875
01:06:40,503 --> 01:06:42,706
Is he okay?"
876
01:06:44,441 --> 01:06:46,474
"No.
877
01:06:46,476 --> 01:06:48,443
He died."
878
01:06:48,445 --> 01:06:51,012
"Was Grandma in the car?"
879
01:06:51,014 --> 01:06:52,814
He nods his head yes.
880
01:06:52,816 --> 01:06:55,716
"Along with your Aunt Sandy,
Uncle Barney,
881
01:06:55,718 --> 01:06:57,954
and Buck, the family dog."
882
01:07:00,122 --> 01:07:05,492
"My whole family, fiancé,
and dog are dead?" I mumble.
883
01:07:05,494 --> 01:07:07,697
"I need some air."
884
01:07:10,834 --> 01:07:15,635
I must walk through all the
people in order to get outside.
885
01:07:15,637 --> 01:07:17,571
All eyes are on me.
Every guest stares at me
886
01:07:17,573 --> 01:07:23,410
with every ounce of pity
and compassion they can muster.
887
01:07:23,412 --> 01:07:27,582
They take me home.
They put me to bed.
888
01:07:27,584 --> 01:07:30,050
They make me tea
and chicken soup.
889
01:07:30,052 --> 01:07:31,619
No one takes
their presents back,
890
01:07:31,621 --> 01:07:34,955
so for weeks,
I'm opening up gifts.
891
01:07:34,957 --> 01:07:37,158
A real juicer.
892
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:41,729
Silverware that matches.
Pretty glassware.
893
01:07:41,731 --> 01:07:44,030
When I go through a phase of not
bathing and being really mean,
894
01:07:44,032 --> 01:07:45,533
everyone completely understands.
895
01:07:45,535 --> 01:07:47,068
No one would dare
to be mean to me
896
01:07:47,070 --> 01:07:50,807
without looking and feeling
like really bad person.
897
01:07:52,675 --> 01:07:57,077
Although they want me better
years and years and years later,
898
01:07:57,079 --> 01:08:02,749
deep in their hearts, they know
that if they'd lost what I had,
899
01:08:02,751 --> 01:08:05,586
they would have no reason
to go on.
900
01:08:05,588 --> 01:08:08,088
And so they call me strong,
901
01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:12,929
even though all I do is eat,
sleep, and smell bad.
902
01:08:18,634 --> 01:08:21,137
That never really happened,
right?
903
01:08:24,139 --> 01:08:25,705
No.
904
01:08:25,707 --> 01:08:28,042
Well, what about the baby?
905
01:08:28,044 --> 01:08:31,145
What?
906
01:08:31,147 --> 01:08:32,613
The baby you killed?
907
01:08:32,615 --> 01:08:33,948
I didn't kill a baby.
908
01:08:33,950 --> 01:08:35,516
I had an abortion.
909
01:08:35,518 --> 01:08:37,118
It was on its way
to being a baby.
910
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,720
- It was an egg.
- Eggs hatch.
911
01:08:39,722 --> 01:08:41,122
If I'd have known you'd love
my egg so goddamn much,
912
01:08:41,124 --> 01:08:42,957
I would've given it to you
to sit on.
913
01:08:42,959 --> 01:08:45,927
I don't give a fuck
about the egg!
914
01:08:45,929 --> 01:08:48,462
All right, it just makes
more sense, that's all.
915
01:08:48,464 --> 01:08:50,230
None of this other shit
makes any sense.
916
01:08:50,232 --> 01:08:51,899
You don't save cans.
917
01:08:51,901 --> 01:08:55,669
You fucking get off on crashes.
Big whoop-dee-whoop.
918
01:08:55,671 --> 01:08:59,474
I didn't expect my dark side
to outdo yours.
919
01:08:59,476 --> 01:09:03,077
For normal people,
I would be considered sick.
920
01:09:03,079 --> 01:09:07,047
Ho ho ho. Don't be saying
I'm more sick than you are.
921
01:09:07,049 --> 01:09:11,017
That is bullshit.
You don't know nothing about me.
922
01:09:11,019 --> 01:09:15,489
I think I have a pretty good
idea of who you are.
923
01:09:15,491 --> 01:09:18,892
Yeah? Who am I?
924
01:09:18,894 --> 01:09:22,698
You probably have
mother issues.
925
01:09:25,768 --> 01:09:27,168
Meaning?
926
01:09:27,170 --> 01:09:31,972
Meaning that you hate
your mother.
927
01:09:31,974 --> 01:09:33,608
Ehhh!
928
01:09:33,610 --> 01:09:35,176
I love my mama,
929
01:09:35,178 --> 01:09:38,078
more than anyone
in this stinking world.
930
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,946
Then you hate your dad.
931
01:09:39,948 --> 01:09:42,585
Everybody hates their dad!
932
01:09:54,531 --> 01:09:58,199
I peg you for a good ol'
humble county boy,
933
01:09:58,201 --> 01:09:59,967
lifting weights
in your crappy little yard,
934
01:09:59,969 --> 01:10:01,569
thinking if you're
tough enough,
935
01:10:01,571 --> 01:10:04,905
you'll get through life
without getting beat on.
936
01:10:04,907 --> 01:10:09,610
Drinking beer,
going to Friday night parties.
937
01:10:09,612 --> 01:10:11,611
Girls in tube tops
and short skirts
938
01:10:11,613 --> 01:10:13,580
are impressed by your ass.
939
01:10:13,582 --> 01:10:14,981
But you can't look 'em
in the eye,
940
01:10:14,983 --> 01:10:16,883
much less hold a conversation,
941
01:10:16,885 --> 01:10:19,223
so they end up fucking
some other guy.
942
01:10:21,323 --> 01:10:23,024
You're relieved
943
01:10:23,026 --> 01:10:26,193
'cause you wouldn't know
how to fuck.
944
01:10:26,195 --> 01:10:29,195
Wouldn't know what to do
with that fucking tube top.
945
01:10:29,197 --> 01:10:34,935
Pull it up, push it down.
946
01:10:34,937 --> 01:10:37,837
You go home,
curl up on your couch
947
01:10:37,839 --> 01:10:39,707
and suck on a beer
like it's your cock,
948
01:10:39,709 --> 01:10:43,880
watching TV, wishing you were
fucking asleep already.
949
01:10:48,918 --> 01:10:51,586
Shit.
950
01:10:51,588 --> 01:10:54,224
I can do better than that.
951
01:10:56,826 --> 01:11:00,627
I know chicks like you.
952
01:11:00,629 --> 01:11:02,128
Schoolteacher.
953
01:11:02,130 --> 01:11:04,864
Wrong.
954
01:11:04,866 --> 01:11:06,833
Secretary.
955
01:11:08,771 --> 01:11:10,904
This is stupid.
You have no idea who I am.
956
01:11:10,906 --> 01:11:12,940
Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding! Hah!
957
01:11:12,942 --> 01:11:16,743
You're a fucking secretary.
Hah! Knew it.
958
01:11:16,745 --> 01:11:20,314
Acting all smart and shit.
959
01:11:20,316 --> 01:11:22,182
All wide-eyed,
960
01:11:22,184 --> 01:11:24,284
dressing like
Alice in Wonderland,
961
01:11:24,286 --> 01:11:26,956
all sweet and nice and shit.
962
01:11:33,161 --> 01:11:35,061
What are you doing?
963
01:11:35,063 --> 01:11:36,999
I want to kiss you.
964
01:11:44,773 --> 01:11:46,273
Oh, you're too good for me.
965
01:11:46,275 --> 01:11:49,342
No. My mouth fucking hurts.
966
01:11:49,344 --> 01:11:51,011
I don't like
when you talk like that.
967
01:11:51,013 --> 01:11:52,312
I don't like when you
look at me like that.
968
01:11:52,314 --> 01:11:54,315
- Like what?
- Like you want to hit me
969
01:11:54,317 --> 01:11:56,717
and kiss me
at the same time.
970
01:11:56,719 --> 01:11:58,322
It's creepy.
971
01:13:53,536 --> 01:13:56,740
If you ate more often,
I could get cozy with you.
972
01:14:03,845 --> 01:14:05,445
What, what, what, what?
973
01:14:05,447 --> 01:14:07,515
- I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold.
- What's wrong?
974
01:14:07,517 --> 01:14:09,784
Christ, get me the fuck
out of here!
975
01:14:09,786 --> 01:14:13,020
- Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
- What's wrong?
976
01:14:13,022 --> 01:14:15,388
What's the matter? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
977
01:14:15,390 --> 01:14:18,525
- God. Oh, Jesus Christ.
- What's wrong?
978
01:14:18,527 --> 01:14:21,060
- Get the fuck away from me.
- What'd I do?
979
01:14:21,062 --> 01:14:24,198
Get the fuck away from me!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
980
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:27,868
Just let me...
Hey, hey, hey.
981
01:14:27,870 --> 01:14:30,136
- Don't do this.
- Get the fuck away from me!
982
01:14:30,138 --> 01:14:33,807
Get the fuck away from me,
you eunuch son of a bitch!
983
01:14:33,809 --> 01:14:35,909
Piece of fucking crap!
984
01:14:35,911 --> 01:14:37,211
Fuck!
985
01:14:37,213 --> 01:14:39,846
You wanted me!
You fucking wanted me!
986
01:14:39,848 --> 01:14:42,382
- You fucking eunuch!
- You fucking wanted me!
987
01:14:42,384 --> 01:14:45,953
I'm raping you with my tiny,
little, itty-bitty weenie.
988
01:14:45,955 --> 01:14:48,024
You motherfucker!
989
01:14:49,892 --> 01:14:52,226
Hit me again.
990
01:14:52,228 --> 01:14:54,994
Hit me again,
you piece of shit!
991
01:14:54,996 --> 01:14:56,997
- You promised me!
- You're fucking ruining it!
992
01:14:56,999 --> 01:14:59,499
You promised to kill me
if I wrote it.
993
01:14:59,501 --> 01:15:01,435
You promised me!
994
01:15:01,437 --> 01:15:03,904
You promised me to kill me
if I wrote it!
995
01:15:03,906 --> 01:15:06,172
I fucking can't! I can't!
996
01:15:06,174 --> 01:15:08,508
I can't kill you, okay?
997
01:15:08,510 --> 01:15:11,281
I can't fucking kill you!
998
01:16:13,276 --> 01:16:16,513
My mama was big
and fucking beautiful.
999
01:16:20,249 --> 01:16:24,418
My old man was always
giving her shit.
1000
01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:26,153
Make her sleep on the couch
1001
01:16:26,155 --> 01:16:29,092
'cause he hated
to fucking look at her.
1002
01:16:33,696 --> 01:16:37,000
One night he gets a call
from the bar up the street.
1003
01:16:41,336 --> 01:16:44,605
He drags me out of bed.
1004
01:16:44,607 --> 01:16:46,943
Makes me come with him.
1005
01:16:49,512 --> 01:16:52,613
We walk in the bar and...
1006
01:16:52,615 --> 01:16:56,516
I see my mama...
1007
01:16:56,518 --> 01:16:59,455
butt-naked on the pool table.
1008
01:17:03,058 --> 01:17:05,059
She's got her legs
spread wide open,
1009
01:17:05,061 --> 01:17:07,197
some dude's fucking her.
1010
01:17:09,231 --> 01:17:12,568
And all these other dudes
standing around, jacking off.
1011
01:17:14,370 --> 01:17:16,736
And they're chanting,
1012
01:17:16,738 --> 01:17:19,472
"Fuck the fat mama.
Fuck the fat mama.
1013
01:17:19,474 --> 01:17:21,443
Fuck the fat mama."
1014
01:17:26,482 --> 01:17:30,050
I thought they was hurting her,
but they weren't hurting her.
1015
01:17:30,052 --> 01:17:32,685
She was moaning, but it was the
kind of moaning a chick makes
1016
01:17:32,687 --> 01:17:35,057
when she's digging it.
1017
01:17:39,728 --> 01:17:43,133
And I felt
my fucking dick swell.
1018
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,604
I remember thinking,
"That is fucked up."
1019
01:17:53,642 --> 01:17:55,342
My daddy hands me the keys.
1020
01:17:55,344 --> 01:17:59,482
He said,
"Take the fat circus cunt home."
1021
01:18:01,549 --> 01:18:05,386
So I'm driving her in the truck,
1022
01:18:05,388 --> 01:18:08,021
She's hammered, and she says,
"Take me out to the lake."
1023
01:18:08,023 --> 01:18:11,961
So I'm like, "What the fuck?"
I take her out to the lake.
1024
01:18:14,530 --> 01:18:16,499
And we're sitting there and...
1025
01:18:20,603 --> 01:18:23,736
she starting talking about
how horny she gets,
1026
01:18:23,738 --> 01:18:26,340
and how my daddy
never touches her.
1027
01:18:26,342 --> 01:18:28,708
Never looks at her.
1028
01:18:28,710 --> 01:18:32,445
Never sucks on her titties.
1029
01:18:32,447 --> 01:18:34,681
The next thing I know,
1030
01:18:34,683 --> 01:18:36,816
I took my pants off
and my tight-ass underwear,
1031
01:18:36,818 --> 01:18:39,656
and I leaned over,
and I sucked her titty.
1032
01:18:44,727 --> 01:18:47,530
I could've sucked
that titty forever.
1033
01:18:53,235 --> 01:18:56,235
I rolled over on top of her,
1034
01:18:56,237 --> 01:18:59,708
and she felt like
a big pillowy cloud.
1035
01:19:03,211 --> 01:19:05,645
Her legs were spread wide open,
1036
01:19:05,647 --> 01:19:07,381
and my cock slipped
inside of her,
1037
01:19:07,383 --> 01:19:09,083
and I kept on
sucking her titty,
1038
01:19:09,085 --> 01:19:14,587
and I started riding her
and riding her and riding her.
1039
01:19:14,589 --> 01:19:16,824
And her pussy got all tight
around my dick,
1040
01:19:16,826 --> 01:19:20,293
and she screamed,
and I came in her.
1041
01:19:20,295 --> 01:19:23,066
I came right inside
my own mama.
1042
01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:31,307
That was the greatest night
of my life.
1043
01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:37,778
And I remember driving us
back home,
1044
01:19:37,780 --> 01:19:40,279
and I'm thinking to myself,
"I'm gonna marry her.
1045
01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:43,684
I'm gonna marry her and take her
away from my sick-ass old man,
1046
01:19:43,686 --> 01:19:46,587
and we're gonna fuck
and suck forever
1047
01:19:46,589 --> 01:19:51,225
'cause deep down in my heart,
I know... I know it's right,
1048
01:19:51,227 --> 01:19:53,360
and I know we're fucking
made for each other,
1049
01:19:53,362 --> 01:19:56,299
and it's true love,
and we fucking fit."
1050
01:20:03,839 --> 01:20:05,775
When we got home...
1051
01:20:08,878 --> 01:20:12,913
she was too heavy for me
to carry in.
1052
01:20:12,915 --> 01:20:16,483
I was too weak.
1053
01:20:16,485 --> 01:20:20,756
She was passed out,
so I just left her in the truck.
1054
01:20:29,365 --> 01:20:31,166
Next morning...
1055
01:20:33,369 --> 01:20:37,173
I woke up to my sister
screaming, just screaming.
1056
01:20:40,476 --> 01:20:42,842
She's screaming
in the carport.
1057
01:20:42,844 --> 01:20:46,779
And I run out there,
and the beam's broke.
1058
01:20:46,781 --> 01:20:48,681
The beam in the doorway's broke
1059
01:20:48,683 --> 01:20:53,287
'cause my mama tried
to hang herself on it.
1060
01:20:53,289 --> 01:20:55,692
She tried to hang herself
on it.
1061
01:20:58,494 --> 01:20:59,825
And when that didn't work,
1062
01:20:59,827 --> 01:21:04,898
she sucked on the tailpipe
of the truck.
1063
01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:06,436
She...
1064
01:21:23,751 --> 01:21:25,921
She was so fucking beautiful.
1065
01:21:27,656 --> 01:21:30,760
She was so fucking beautiful.
1066
01:21:31,860 --> 01:21:33,830
My mama.
1067
01:21:35,798 --> 01:21:37,534
My mama.
1068
01:21:39,835 --> 01:21:42,338
She was so fucking beautiful.
1069
01:21:44,372 --> 01:21:46,739
And that night for me
was like a heaven experience,
1070
01:21:46,741 --> 01:21:48,007
and she fucking ruined it.
1071
01:21:48,009 --> 01:21:51,677
She ruined it!
She fucking ruined it!
1072
01:21:51,679 --> 01:21:53,680
'Cause all the dumb fucks
out there
1073
01:21:53,682 --> 01:21:55,815
and all their fucking rules
1074
01:21:55,817 --> 01:21:57,618
about what's right
and what's wrong.
1075
01:21:57,620 --> 01:22:00,921
And they fucking judge you,
and they fucking...
1076
01:22:00,923 --> 01:22:03,523
Makes you feel bad.
1077
01:22:03,525 --> 01:22:06,392
And they fucking judge you about
what's right and what's wrong.
1078
01:22:06,394 --> 01:22:07,927
And all that shit you feel?
1079
01:22:07,929 --> 01:22:10,596
All that shit that you feel
down deep inside
1080
01:22:10,598 --> 01:22:12,899
is all bullshit.
1081
01:22:12,901 --> 01:22:14,967
It's all just bullshit
that's been handed down
1082
01:22:14,969 --> 01:22:17,506
from the beginning of time.
1083
01:22:46,934 --> 01:22:48,638
Will you untie me?
1084
01:22:54,643 --> 01:22:56,546
Will you untie me?
1085
01:23:15,964 --> 01:23:18,998
Your hands asleep?
1086
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,600
Yeah.
1087
01:23:20,602 --> 01:23:22,537
God, I hate that.
1088
01:23:57,539 --> 01:23:58,907
Do you...
1089
01:24:02,111 --> 01:24:05,881
Before I go to bed,
when I'm alone, I get this...
1090
01:24:08,150 --> 01:24:12,354
I witness who I am,
and who I'm not.
1091
01:24:15,022 --> 01:24:16,823
I feel this separation,
1092
01:24:16,825 --> 01:24:21,798
like seeing someone you used to
be really good friends with.
1093
01:24:24,599 --> 01:24:27,734
No one is
or has ever been here
1094
01:24:27,736 --> 01:24:30,073
because I've been over there.
1095
01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:34,477
I haven't actually...
1096
01:24:38,946 --> 01:24:40,749
existed.
1097
01:24:43,050 --> 01:24:45,685
I know that.
1098
01:24:45,687 --> 01:24:47,924
I know that place.
I know.
1099
01:24:54,429 --> 01:24:57,631
You're lucky 'cause
at least you're here and there
1100
01:24:57,633 --> 01:24:59,135
in the same room.
1101
01:25:05,206 --> 01:25:09,074
I'm never here.
1102
01:25:09,076 --> 01:25:13,548
I can't tell you
how far away I go.
1103
01:25:15,217 --> 01:25:17,754
I go so far.
1104
01:25:21,924 --> 01:25:24,093
So far it hurts.
1105
01:25:26,461 --> 01:25:29,762
It hurts.
1106
01:25:29,764 --> 01:25:31,099
Hey.
1107
01:25:34,836 --> 01:25:36,535
Hey.
1108
01:25:36,537 --> 01:25:38,137
- Hey!
- Shit.
1109
01:25:38,139 --> 01:25:40,006
Jesus Christ.
1110
01:25:40,008 --> 01:25:42,141
Fuck.
1111
01:25:42,143 --> 01:25:45,011
Where the fuck have you been?
1112
01:25:45,013 --> 01:25:47,950
Out fucking around.
1113
01:25:51,519 --> 01:25:54,221
I've been waiting on your ass
all goddamn night,
1114
01:25:54,223 --> 01:25:56,256
sitting there.
1115
01:25:56,258 --> 01:26:00,961
Well, this place was
a fucking bitch to find.
1116
01:26:00,963 --> 01:26:02,764
Speaking of which...
1117
01:26:06,535 --> 01:26:08,137
Hey, bitch.
1118
01:26:12,174 --> 01:26:14,043
Frank, let's just go, man.
1119
01:26:15,911 --> 01:26:18,144
Fuck her, man.
1120
01:26:18,146 --> 01:26:19,980
I'm hungry, man.
Let's fucking go.
1121
01:26:19,982 --> 01:26:23,149
She's too skinny anyway.
1122
01:26:23,151 --> 01:26:26,986
Looks like somebody
had some fun.
1123
01:26:26,988 --> 01:26:31,725
Don't you fucking look at me,
you fucking cunt.
1124
01:26:31,727 --> 01:26:34,761
Frank, let's fucking
blow this place, man.
1125
01:26:34,763 --> 01:26:37,129
I've got cabin fever
up in in here.
1126
01:26:37,131 --> 01:26:40,667
Hey, bitch.
1127
01:26:40,669 --> 01:26:46,273
My buddy didn't rape you,
did he?
1128
01:26:46,275 --> 01:26:48,975
Frank, man, let's just go.
1129
01:26:48,977 --> 01:26:50,843
Just fucking go, man.
1130
01:26:50,845 --> 01:26:53,515
Just fucking get
something fresh.
1131
01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:56,486
Yeah.
1132
01:26:59,187 --> 01:27:00,723
Yeah.
1133
01:27:03,659 --> 01:27:05,561
Let's go.
1134
01:27:07,329 --> 01:27:08,965
Psych!
1135
01:27:11,666 --> 01:27:13,268
You're fucking dead.
1136
01:27:14,803 --> 01:27:16,002
Frank...
1137
01:27:16,004 --> 01:27:17,904
Shut the fuck up!
1138
01:27:17,906 --> 01:27:20,774
I haven't been driving around
all fucking night,
1139
01:27:20,776 --> 01:27:25,211
looking for this
goddamn cunt's house on...
1140
01:27:25,213 --> 01:27:27,180
fucking...
1141
01:27:27,182 --> 01:27:29,248
"Crabapple Road."
1142
01:27:29,250 --> 01:27:31,284
Not apple,
1143
01:27:31,286 --> 01:27:34,119
not pineapple,
not fucking banana,
1144
01:27:34,121 --> 01:27:37,023
but Crabapple Road
1145
01:27:37,025 --> 01:27:41,127
to wish this bitch
a fucking good night.
1146
01:27:41,129 --> 01:27:42,131
Get her!
1147
01:27:45,232 --> 01:27:46,235
Grab her!
1148
01:27:50,906 --> 01:27:54,577
Hey, Bob,
you feeling Greek tonight?
1149
01:28:07,321 --> 01:28:08,790
Ahh!
1150
01:28:12,259 --> 01:28:13,795
Hey, dumbshit.
1151
01:28:16,063 --> 01:28:17,830
Fucking bitch.
1152
01:28:17,832 --> 01:28:19,199
Ah, yeah!
1153
01:28:19,201 --> 01:28:22,168
Home again, home again,
jiggity-jig!
1154
01:28:22,170 --> 01:28:25,939
You fucking bitch.
1155
01:28:25,941 --> 01:28:28,074
Ohh!
1156
01:28:28,076 --> 01:28:31,046
Come on.
1157
01:28:33,348 --> 01:28:37,784
Come on. Ohh!
Oh, you fucking bitch.
1158
01:28:37,786 --> 01:28:39,319
Ohh!
1159
01:28:39,321 --> 01:28:43,422
Come on, stop your squirming.
1160
01:28:43,424 --> 01:28:44,726
Come on.
1161
01:28:48,897 --> 01:28:51,131
That's it.
1162
01:28:51,133 --> 01:28:53,033
That's it.
1163
01:28:53,035 --> 01:28:55,334
That's it.
1164
01:28:55,336 --> 01:28:57,169
No!
1165
01:32:19,919 --> 01:32:24,919
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1166
01:32:25,305 --> 01:32:31,702
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