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Rudy: Yeah. Portia'snot feeding her piglets.

[ Piglets squealing ]What we have hereis a touch of mastitis,

which is making her udder
tender,

and it's making her cranky,

so we need to keep her separatedfrom the little piglets.

I'm gonna give her some meds,
but she is not gonna want

to nurse for a couple of days.

Hey, we had planned on
going away this weekend.

Should we cancel that?

We were just gonna goto the Red Lion Inn in Omaha.

No, you should definitely
take that trip. Come on.
You guys have earned it.

Phew. I was looking forwardto that, yeah.I know! I was like...

Uh, but say goodbye to thepiglets before you leave

because they'll be deadwhen you get back.

[ Piglets squealing ]

What?!Tough decision.

I've heard the Red Lion
has a stellar business center.

Yeah.

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--Captions by VITAC--

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Rio: Here it is!
Pig milk,

right by the light bulbs --
makes total sense.

Ah. Oh, "Pig Milk."Look how simple.

Clear and concise
packaging.
Yeah.

Well, you gotta let the pig milksell itself, you know?I guess so.

It's kind of refreshing.What do we think?

One bucket? We gotta feed them
every two hours.

Let me do the math.
Uh -- yeah, yeah.
That'll be plenty.

-Got it.
-Uh-huh. All we got to do

is keep these little rascals
fed and warm.
Yeah.

And we're gonna be looking
at six healthy piggies

tomorrow morning.
Six out of six.

Six out of six. Up high.Deb:
Right over here, okay?

Right here.
I think this will be good.

Rio:
W-What's going on here?

You guys setting up
for something?

No, we're just, uh,

going about our usual b--
daily business.

Oh, yeah, looks like you guysare setting up for a party.

No, no, no. Nothing like that.
Mnh-mnh.

Party time!

Let's get cruuuunk...

I thought you guys were
out of town at a hotel.

Is that a margarita machine
or...?

Beau, what -- are you having
a party or something?

That's so surprising.[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckles ]

'Cause that's the first
that I'm even hearing
about it right now.

The jig is up. We're having
a Euchre tournament.

We have one every year
after the Harvest,

and I would've invited you,but we take it pretty seriously

and we thought
you would stink.

What is a Euchre?

It's a card gameyou play with a partner.

But this year,Rudy and I are gonna dominate.

No, no, no, no.
Kent and I always win.

Yeah, 'cause you cheat.
[ Chuckles ]

You're on acid.

Excuse me?We don't!
No, we don't.

We just ain't
caught you yet.

I am a doctorof veterinary medicine.

I don't thinkI would cheat at Euchre.

-Got a PhD in dirty palms.
-[ Gasps ]

That's all I'm saying.Oh!Okay -- Sweetie.

[ Bell jingles ]Well, this seems likea friendly game.It seems nice.

Beau: Yeah, don't think
I didn't notice

you're wearing
your Friday jeans.

And...
I smell that perfume.

I got it.
It's an all-in-one

scented body lotion
and insect repellent.

Rolling out the red carpetfor this, uh...

what are we calling
this guy?

He's my date.

He's a long-haul trucker.
His name is Joe,

but he prefers Swamp Fox.
It's his handle.

This Swamp Fox -- does he knowyou're married?

Well, he knows
we're separated.
Married.

No, separated.
Well.

Separated.
Still married.

Technically.
Separated.
Okay.

Alright.He wants to meet up

at some coordinates
on his route.

I'm looking forward to it.
I'm not at all nervous.

Not a -- Not even a tiny,
little bit.

I have a date, too.
Yeah.

You're probably jealousabout that one.

You didn't know it,
did you?

Not jealous at all.
Who is she?

You don't know her.

Hmm.

[ Vocalizing ]

Oh, I can make
circus noises, too.

[ Vocalizing ]

I got it! I got it!
I got it!I got this! I got this! I --

[ Bell dings ]Okay.Hey, how's your piglets?

How many have died so far?Mike: What?Rio: Died?

None.Are you kidding me?

You guys, listen, don't worry.

If you've taken care
of a baby,

you can certainly
take care of a pig.

Kent, shh, shh, no, no, no, no.They can't have kids.

[ Both chuckle ]What do you mean
we can't have kids?

Oh, my God.
My apologies. I-I --

To be honest,
I thought you had kids.

I heard that Mike
was shooting blanks.

What?!Oh! Is that --Is that what you heard?

Wow.
No. No.I'm not shooting blanks.

I'm shootingarmor-piercing bullets.[ Groans ]

-Yes, and I am filled with eggs.-Oh.

I can't even tell you
how many eggs are down here.

It's just like a can
of beluga.

Well, if you -- if youdidn't have kids,

then what'd you do
in your 20s?
God, my 20s?

I worked at the Virgin Megastoreat some point.Oh.

I sort of accidentallyauditioned for "The Real World."

Strange.
I had a tryst with, um...

[clicks tongue]
one of the Bush twins.

Ooh!
Yeah.
I never even told you

about that,
actually, yeah.Exciting. Yeah.

And then I wore a lot of, like,low-rise jeans.

With a thong?

Mm.Yes. I had, uh,

quite a little whale-tail
in the --

in the --
in the back seat.

Well, I tried
one of them once,

and that didn't work for me,but...

-Oh.
-Oh.

...some people like them.You were wearing low-rise,
too, right?

[ Smacks lips ]
I was wearing a low-rise pant.

It was a trend.Uh, but it -- but -- but I wore
a boxer underneath.

No -- No floss.
Yeah.

Well, okay, far be itfrom me to tell somebody

how to live their lives.Yes. Thank you.

But you're doing itcompletely wrong because

that's what you'resupposed to do in your 40s.
[ Bell jingles ]

Constance: Exactly.
You have kids young

because you're too stupid
to know you're screwing up.

Oh, hey.
We talking kids?

Yeah, when are you two gonnastart popping 'em out?

-Very personal question.
-Mike is shooting blanks.

That's the second time
I've heard that.Who is...

[ Bell dings ]But, I mean,
have you talked about kids?

Sure, sure, sure. Not ina hyper-specific way, but...Oh, yeah. I mean, we've had
a lot of conversations.

But, yeah, I think that --So, what are you guyswaiting on?

I think whatwe're waiting for --

-Is...
-...is, um...

We're -- I think --Well, I don't even know anymorewhat we're waiting for.

I mean, we certainlyhave the space,

and we have the time now.

I think we both have accruedsome wisdom

that I'd love to bestow

onto a-a little,
adorable vessel

and help guide it throughthe maze of life.

I don't know.
I -- You're right.

I don't know why we're waiting,and it's ridiculous!

I think we sh--we should have a kid.

We should have a baby.

We're gonna have a baby.

-Oh!
-What?
-Oh, man!

-We're gonna have a baby.
-Oh, good.

A little, tiny...
Yeah.

Nope.
Nope. Um...

Sidebar in the car.Sidebar in the car.

[ Indistinct conversations ]Okay. It takes a village.

Just gonna --
Bagged up. Thank you.Congratulations.Go get her!

Congratulations! [ Laughs ]If you need a babysitter,
let me know.

-Thanks. Okay, thanks.
-Good for them.

[ Piglets squealing ]Mike:
Honey, I-I-I just -- I really,
really need to apologize again

for deciding
in front of the whole town

that we should have
a kid together.

Yeah, I appreciate that, 'causeit just kind of felt like,

you know, when we went
to that baseball game

and there was that boyfriend
who proposed

to his girlfriend
up on the jumbotron
and then she said no,

and then the whole crowd just,
like, booed her, and --

and they started throwing
hot dogs at her,

and she picked one up,
threw it at that kid.

He got mustard in his eye andthen it was like "#MustardBoy."

Remember? It was
kind of like that for me.

It was just like that, and, uh,I see the similarity...[ Sighs deeply ]

and in my defense,

I founda pros and cons list

we made about having a kid
back in New York.

Okay. Well, I love
a pros and cons list.

Yeah, you love them,a-and I have come tosee the value of them.

So, the cons were
"small apartment,

garbage smell,
baby-stealing rats,

baby-stealing pigeons,baby growing up in New York,

constantly telling people'I grew up in New York,'

private schools,
public schools,

the subway smell,
the cab smell,

might leave the babyin a cab."

[ Piglet squeals ]

And, you know...[ Squealing continues ]

...all that's changed.

Okay. Look. I --
[ Stammers ]

I love the idea
of having a kid.

I do.
It's just...

it scares me so bad.
[ Chuckles ]

I think about, you know,
my parents

and what it did to them
and their marriage.

[ Piglet squeals ]Well, honey, you -- you can'tpossibly blame yourself

for your parents' divorce.

Well, I mean, my mom's
exact words were,

"I can see how you would think
this is your fault"...

[ Piglet snorting ]But i-it's n-not.

No, there was --
there's no "but."Th-- No "but." Okay.

She went to get
her roots done.
Okay.

Look, I love her, but nota great parenting moment.

It's not about that.
I am an evolved woman.

I meditate 30 minutes
every...every month.

Even if it was
about your family,

that would be
totally fine.

I mean, one of the reasonsI'm excited to have kids

is becauseof my family.

Your family's,
like, perfect.

It's like you can't even talk
about them without smiling.

No.
That's not true.
You j--

My family is, you know,they're...

[ Chuckles ]
I'm doing it.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughs ]Um...I just like them.I like them.

Why is it that, in
every family photo, you
guys are all wearing,

like, bright white?

Some of the neighbors, uh,

thought we were in a cult.

[ Chuckles ]
But we weren't.
Oh.

I'll tell you what.
How about this?
What? What?

What if we makea new pros and cons list?

I like that.
I could get behind that.

Okay, good.
[ Chuckles ]

Nice doing business
with you.[ Pig squeals ]

Kay: Oh, glad to have you here,Swamp Fox.

Trucking company says
I have to have 12 hours off

for every 24 I drive.

That, no drinking, no drugs,
no hitchhikers.

Took all the fun
out of my job.

Yeah, I hear you.We had to stop using

the good pesticide
on our corn.

Oh, if you got some pesticide,
I got a rag,

if you know what I'm saying.I don't.

Wait, so, you've been driving24 hours straight?

[ Bell jingles ]Oh, there were some curves
in there.

[ Laughs ]
Oh! [ Laughs ]

That was
a truck driver joke.[ Laughs ]

Here's a farmer joke --
you have tomatoes for brains.

[ Beau and Clara laugh ]

Wait, is Clara your date?

I thought you said
I didn't know her?

I don't know who you
know and who you don't
know in this town.

-She's Jacob's godmother.
-I had no choice, Kay.

He promised
to walk my cats.

All seven at one time,and Ican't even do that.

[ Breathing heavily ]Are you okay?You're breathing very heavy.

The battle of the wits --
I won.

I won the battle
of the wits.
We should sit --We should sit down.

Dear Blessed Lord,
please give us the strength

to win this tournament.And dear God,

Cousin Marge's cancer is back.If you would just --

No, don't -- don't bug him
with that stuff.

Alright, let's get this party
started! [ Chuckles ]

I don't mean to be cocky,but Constance and I

are gonna be victoriousin a dominating fashion.

-Yeah, we'll see about that.
-Alright, let's do this.

Rio: New list.
Here we go.

Con --
Yeah.

...we'd have to get up
very early every day.

Pro -- we're already waking upearly 'cause of the farm.

Con -- we still haven't foundthe nest of snakes in our house.

Mm-hmm.And that is worrisome.

Pro -- uh, we'll havenine months to locate the nest.

Yeah, regardless, I feel likethat should just be on...
Mm.

...like, a separate to-do list
or something.We should do a to-do list.

Yeah, I'll do that after.
Okay.

Pro -- baby smell.
Hello!
Oh, what a smell.

Isn't that fantastic?
Mm.

Con -- poop.
Okay.

If we're in a groove --Sure.

...family band
is on the table.

Oh, that's sweet.
Yeah, let's write that.Yeah.

"Family band."Won't that be fun?

Oh.
Con -- health insurance.

We don't have health insurance
or savings.

Yeah, who does?
Yeah, true.

Pro -- if our kid isreally talented and gets rich,

but then goes crazy...Oh.

...we can take
all their money.Is that a pro or a con?

Oh, a pro. A pro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh, okay. Okay.
"Crazy money."

-Give it to me, baby.
-Okay.

Sweetheart, it's your turn
to order up the trump suit.

And don't forget
that the Clarkes

are bringing in
their dog Monday

to have it spayed.

Right.
I...totally forgot.

Uh...I guess
I'll pick...

spades.
-Okay.

What a bunch of bean dip.
You're cheating.

-Whoa.
-Joe, it's your turn.

-[ Snoring ]
-Joe!

[ Breathes sharply ]

Oh, God. Joe, you're noton the road anymore.

Swamp Fox, come in!

Go for Swamp Fox!

Sorry about that.

Did I lose time?

-Rudy, do you smell something?
-I do.

I think somebody's toast.

A J-bird.
Boom-shaka-laka-laka.[ Shouts ]

Ba-bah!

I don't have a sense of smell.

Clara, Euchre
is a team sport.

We -- We need
to communicate.

Okay. So, I have an ace ofhearts and a 10 of spades --

No, no, you don't
say it out loud.

You -- You say itwith your eyes.
[ Muttering ]God, Beau Bowman,

you want me so bad.

I might just
let you have me.

[ Slurps loudly ]

[ Slurping continues ]

[ Gulps ]

-Yeah.
-I need a napkin.

-Oh, God!
-Come on, now.

Rio: You know what?
Here's a con --[ Sighs ]

Just, like, the state of the
world, you know what I mean?

Global warming,
the erosion of democracy,

that trash island --Mm-hmm.

Pro -- we both lovethe name Bastian.Yeah, that's true.

And I've never met anyonewho even likesthat name.

It's because it's the best name.Everyone else is crazy.

Mm-hmm.

And...

[ Liquid sloshing ][ Piglets squealing ]

Good.

Pro -- look how cutetheir little butts look

wiggling around.
Mm!

I know.
[ Chuckles ]

Okay, con...but this is,
like, a real con --

What if having a baby
[exhales sharply]

pulls us apart?

I mean, that has nothing
to do with my parents.

I'm just saying, it...Mm-hmm.

...hypothetically...
speaking.

But pro --

What if it pushes uscloser together?

Okay. Alright.
Mm-hmm.

Con...
Mm-hmm.

Dig deep.
[ Chuckles ]

Con...con, con...

Trying to think of it,
but, look, they're so cute![ Laughs ]

Okay, pro...
Okay.

...I would love to seewhat kind of little weirdo

we would cook up.

I would -- I would love...

to see what kind of weirdo
we would cook up, too.

Yeah? [ Chuckles ][ Laughs ]

Of course.

I'm pro-weirdo.

Well, it looks like
it's you two

against us
for the final game.

-We gonna kick your butt!
-You're wood,

and Constance and I
are a wood chipper.

We're gonna shred you
piece by piece...

Mm-hmm....so that you can only be used
as mulch

or perhaps
a decorative walkway.

[ Imitating wood chipper
buzzing ][ Laughs ]

[ Both imitating buzzing ][ Laughter ]

Ah, bup, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup. Sit down.

-Oh. Come on, now.
-We know.

It's time to feed
the piglets again.

[ Piglets squealing ]

Oh. Honey, this is empty --
the bucket.

Did you not get
another bucket of formula?

No, no, I just bought the one.I-I did the math.

Yeah, but it's weird 'cause
they need to eat right now

and this is empty, so...Well...

[ Piglets squealing ]Okay.

What kind of math
did you...
Huh.

Yeah, it's still empty.Yeah.

Yeah. So --Um...a-alright, don't panic.

I'm not panicking,
I'm just saying.I'll run to the storeand grab another one.

And you stay here
with the piggies.Oh -- Alone? Wait.

Why do you get
to run to the store

and I stay
with the piggies?

Just offthe top of my head --

you don't have a license.
Okay, that's fair.

Yeah. Okay.Alright, yeah, you just go.
That makes more sense.

Alright. Are -- Are you --Are you okay?

Yeah, of course.
I'm good.
Okay.

Yeah, we got
a strong bond.
Okay.

I'll -- I'll keep them
entertained.
Great.

I got this.

Alright.

♪♪

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Seat belt clicks ]

[ Cellphone vibrating, chiming ][ Breathes sharply ]

[ Whispering ] Okay...
Okay.

♪♪

[ Breathing heavily ]
Why did you leave me alone?!

[ Crying ]
I can't do this!

Did someone break in?

No, I went to pee,

and I came back,and the thing went boom.

We got to all get in the car

and go together --don't leave me alone again.

We put them in the basket --Whoa, hold on. Do you see
what they did to the house?

I don't think we should
put them in the car.

We'll just put them in the car!We'll all go!

How'd they take the phone
off the hook?

Beau:So, where's your partner?

Um, taking a sink shower
in Connie's bathroom.

Clara's trying to break into the Kotex machine.

What do you mean?
I have pads.

She's very private.

I'll bet you missyour old partner, though.

Dream...team.[ Scoffs ] Okay.

We were never a team.

You went solo
on every hand.

I just drank beer and checked
celebrity gossip on my phone.

We wonevery now and again.

Youwon, but Euchre is about
playing together.

You only cared about
what you had,

not the cards
that were in myhand.

You never even
looked at me.

I was always
looking at you.

I have incredible
peripheral vision.

I-- I'm lookinginto your eyes right now.

No, I'm not blaming you.I'm just saying, you know,

when you said,"Oh, I've done the math.

Yeah, we have enough formula,"

and then we didn't have
enough formula,

I'm kind of like,
"Eh -- Ah -- Ah..."

I mean, it does sound likeyou're blaming me a little bit.

I'm -- I'm not.That's just my voice and my face

and the expressionthat my face is making,but it's not how I feel.

I am not blaming you.Well, you shouldn't.

But I was gone for
three seconds! What
happened in there?!I -- You -- I --

Now we're on a road trip
with six pigs.No. You know what?
Stop.

See? This is what
I'm talking about.

This is the only con

that we should be payingattention to.

This is the con.

We forget how much formula toget, and then all of a sudden,

we're turned against each other?This is about my parents.

I'll admit that, okay? It'sa little bit about my parents.Thank you.

It's super about my parents.Who am I kidding?Thank you. Thank you.

You're -- You're right.
You're right. You're right.
We are stronger than this.

[ Locks click, horn honks ]Yeah --
We are be--

What the --
Did you just lock it?I don't have the keys.

Oh! They stepped --
They stepped on the keys!Did they just lock it?!How do we --

Okay. Hold on. Hold on, hon.
Hon, don't unravel.
Okay.

If they stepped on it once,
they'll step on it again.Okay.

Okay?[ Car honks twice ]Wha!

[ Piglet snorts ][ Car honks ][ Shouting ]
No!

Oh-ho-ho!They just locked it again!They doubled down! Oh!

Laugh it up, piggies!So funny!

[ Piglets shorting ]

Hi, piggies. Little...
Hey, you stay warm.

Boy, maybe I can get them
to walk on -- what?Baby, go get spare key.Go get the spare key.

-That isthe spare key.
-No, that's not it.

-Yes, that's it.-Inside?! Why's the spare key --

I would've -- I-If it wasn't,I would've gotten it -- Come on!

But I know, I know. Just fine.
Let me just think about it.

Yeah, yeah. Okay.Let me think about it.

Uh...[ Stammers ] We're fine.
We're good. We're good.

As a couple, we're good.I just need to break the glass.

Yes. Let's...Break the glass
is something we do

afterwe've tried another thing
that didn't work, okay?

Honey, please, please don't tryto break the --

[ Shouting ]

Oh, my God! Mike!
Honey, are you okay?!

Please say something!
Please say something!Yeah, yeah, ohh.

It's okay, baby.It didn't even hurt.You -- You sure?

'Cause I see
a little bit of blood --Yeah, how's it l--how's it look?

Oh, that's a lot of blood.
Oh, God.

It's not bad, though.Not bad. Not bad.
[ Groaning ]

Yeah, here it is.
Here's the pain.

[ Stammering ]Oh, my God! Yeah.
Oh, wow. Okay.

Does it hurt now?Yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna get you help.Okay?
[ Groaning ]

Th-That's locked.
That's locked.

Oh, that's right.
Locked. Dang it.That's why we're here.

Hon, hon, take your bike.
Your bike, your bike.

I'm gonna take my bike.I'm gonna take my bike.Aah! Okay.

[ Ohhs and oohs ][ Chuckles ]

Okay, okay. Ohh!
I'll take that little round.

Deb: Yes!Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

Bring us home, Kent.Bring us home.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Bell jingles ]Help.

Kent.[ All shushing ]

Rio, you weren't invited.

-Yeah, Rio, playing Euchre. Oh.-Kent, please, please.

-What you got?
-Oh, you Sneaky Pete!

-Hey!
-What?!
-Oh, no!

There's a flimflammer
in our midst!

Okay, well, I have no ideahow that happened.

This is causing me to question
everything I know about you.

Is your name even Kent?
Do you even like margaritas?

Kent's a cheater!
Just him!

Ban him for life!

Seriously, the pigsare locked in the car,

and I smashed Mike
in the face!

-Let's go!
-No, no, no. You don't need

a veterinarianwho cheats at cards.

You need me, Beau,
and a toolbox,Good. That's great.

Let's do that.
Rock 'n' roll.You coming?
Yep.

Bye, Clara.
Bye, Joe.

[ Bell jingles ]

I'm heading to a packing plant
in Lubbock, Texas.
Oh.

You want in?

Honk...honk.

Can my cats come?
No.

Oh. Okay.Alright, good news.
The bleeding stopped.

I accidentally hit Mike
with one of those long...

What's the long stick
with the metal thing
at the end? The sharp?

-A hoe?
-Hoe.

I h-- I hoed him in the face.

So, um -- So, when are yougonna start having kids?

Kay, did you hear
what I just said?

I locked my little baby pigletsin my car,

and I forgot
to buy enough formula

for them to live,

and I hoed my husband
in the face.

I don't think that
I'm fit to have kids.

That's nothing.

We set Jacob on fire
at his first birthday.

What?

It was just his bib, really,

and then we got all thosecute pictures of him

covered in fire
extinguisher foam.[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

-Mm-hmm.
-That seems, like,

-pretty bad.
-Oh, it was,

and we had to talk to people
from several organizations.

Yeah, had a home visit,case study -- he's got a file.

Having children obviously hurt
your marriage, right?

[ Laughs ]Of course it did.

Things were much better off
before Jacob came.

We, uh, cared for each other,

had more money,
looked a lot better, too.

We used to think
we were tired.

[ Laughing ]We used to take napsjust for the hell of it.

Beau used to make love to mybody like I was a glass of water

and he was thirsty,fresh from the desert.Mm.

Fog up the shower and then writenasty things on the wall.

Whatever we could find onthe YouTubes, we'd re-create it.

-We shouldn't go into -- Right.-Details. Sure.

Yeah, it changes you lifeand your marriage for the worse,

but then it changes them
for the better,

and then for the worse again,and then for the better.

Better and worse and better
and worse, and on like that

until everyone dies.Oh.

Then there's Jacob.

There ain't nothing better
than Jacob.

[ Birds squawking ]

Yeah.

♪♪

Don't overthink it.

Doesn't make sense --doesn't need to.

I know what I want to do.
Beau --
Yes, ma'am?

[ Knife clicks ]

-Thank you.
-A knife?

Oop.
Okay.

Where was that?There we go.

And then you just --Uh-huh.

Okay, and then --
Mm-hmm.

And can you -- Uh-huh.Yep.

Oh, yeah.
Right there, Daddy.Yeah. Okay.

Okay, and now
bring her on home!

[ Lock clicks, horn honks ]Whoo! Okay.[ Chuckles ]

-Really? Oh.
-Uh-huh. Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Oh. Here we go.Oh, my goodness. Hi, baby.

[ Piglet squeals ]Oh...Okay, we got him.We got him.

Okay, okay, okay, 'kay-'kay.
Alrighty.[ Kay and Rio cooing ]

-Hey.
-Alright.
-Oh, look at this little guy.

Okay, you take that one inside.We'll get the rest.Little butter face.

-[ Laughs ]
-[ Sighs ]

-[ Speaking indistinctly ]
-[ Groans lightly ]

Huh?

Yeah, me, too.
Mm.

[ Mike breathes sharply ]

Hey.

Hon, I'm sorry I couldn't helpyou feed them.

Don't worry about it.

I bet it helps.Thank you. Thank you.

Okay, that looks --

looks better.
Yeah?

Feels better.

Does it?
Yeah.

Okay.

I just want to say,
you know...

thank you for...

you know,
making this list with me.

Yeah, of course.

You know,we can talk more about it.

♪♪

I want to try.

Yeah?

I do.
[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Snorts ]

No, no, don't move.
Ow.

Okay. What made you
change your mind?

I just don't think

it's a decision I can make
with my mind.

I'm scared.

[ Chuckles ]
I'm scared, too.

[ Both chuckling ]

Do -- Do we -- Do we needto start right now?

[ Chuckles ]

Let's just...

Let's just cuddle.
Okay.

[ Sighs ]

I want to be, like,
old parents, you know?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'd like to belike Clint Eastwood

with a brand-new baby.

[ Laughs ] Yeah.
[ Sniffles ]

You know, when I take the babyto the grocery store

and ask where the diapers are,I want the person to say,

"For which one of you?"

[ Laughs ]

Alright.
Mm, smokin' hot.

Set it on fire, baby.

-[ Laughs ] Take one.
-[ Chuckles ]

I got a pretty good hand.

I think I can do this
on my own.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Pass.

Okay, Kay has
one card left.

If it's the Jack of Hearts,
she and Beau win.

Who are you
talking to, honey?

♪♪

[ Imitating wood chipper
buzzing ]

[ Constance and Rudy laugh ]

Beau: Oh, my God.

You have the Jack of Hearts.

-[ Laughing ]
-[ Groaning ] No, no...

-[ Laughter continues ]-Looks like your wood chipper's

all jammed up, Rudy!

[ Laughs ] I won!

I paid attention to my wife,
and I won!

-[ Laughs ]
-Whoo!

Suck on that!

[ All gasp ]

Oh, boy, oh, boy,
this could be it.

I could spin completely
out of control.

No, I've got a handle on it.
We're good.