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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,744 --> 00:00:36,406 -Sure you don't wanna go tomyroom? - No. Why? 2 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:39,176 My room mate'sal ready moved out. We'll be all alone. 3 00:00:39,283 --> 00:00:40,841 -All right. - The dooris locked. 4 00:00:40,951 --> 00:00:42,782 - Okay,Jim, relax. Relax. - Okay, yeah, sure. 5 00:00:42,887 --> 00:00:46,015 Nostrings attached, okay? It's just friendly good-bye sex. 6 00:00:46,123 --> 00:00:48,259 Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right. 7 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:48,588 Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right. 8 00:00:49,694 --> 00:00:52,219 But you see, it'sjust that... 9 00:00:52,329 --> 00:00:55,230 we've never even had friendly hello sex. 10 00:00:55,332 --> 00:00:57,232 So do you not wanna do this? 11 00:00:59,070 --> 00:01:02,597 Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do. 12 00:01:03,407 --> 00:01:05,272 It's just that... 13 00:01:05,376 --> 00:01:07,674 you see, this is actually my first time. 14 00:01:07,778 --> 00:01:10,838 Well, not my first. It's my first time... 15 00:01:10,948 --> 00:01:13,473 since my first time. 16 00:01:14,585 --> 00:01:16,746 So, technically, that's my second time. 17 00:01:16,854 --> 00:01:19,982 And I don't-- I don't wanna suck at it. 18 00:01:20,091 --> 00:01:22,491 So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise-- 19 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,254 Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. 20 00:01:26,363 --> 00:01:29,025 I mean, girls like a guy with confidence. 21 00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:31,763 Hey, I'm confident. 22 00:01:31,869 --> 00:01:35,999 Oh, I am-- I'm absolutely, totally confident. 23 00:01:37,508 --> 00:01:39,237 - Let's get naked. - Okay. 24 00:01:42,279 --> 00:01:45,874 Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college. 25 00:01:47,084 --> 00:01:49,075 We popped a couple ofbeers... 26 00:01:49,186 --> 00:01:51,518 and he said, "Now, you're a man." 27 00:01:51,622 --> 00:01:53,954 And today I get to say the same thing to my son. 28 00:01:54,058 --> 00:01:56,117 Honey, your speeches embarrass him. 29 00:01:56,227 --> 00:01:59,355 So, try and do what the kids say, andjust be cool. 30 00:01:59,463 --> 00:02:03,058 I think I bring new meaning to the word "cool," honey. 31 00:02:03,167 --> 00:02:04,828 That's his dormitory up ahead. 32 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:22,242 Turn over. 33 00:02:29,894 --> 00:02:32,192 - Can't bring alcohol in the dorms. - Good. 34 00:02:32,296 --> 00:02:36,392 Thankyou, Matt. I'm just here to surprise my sonJim. 35 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,627 - Now pin my leg up. - What? 36 00:02:38,736 --> 00:02:41,204 Pin my leg up, like this. 37 00:02:44,608 --> 00:02:47,008 Maybe you can help me out, you know. 38 00:02:50,514 --> 00:02:52,573 Is that the one? No. 39 00:02:52,683 --> 00:02:53,581 There! 40 00:02:57,755 --> 00:02:59,017 Now I remember. 41 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:03,590 I didn't do this for you. 42 00:03:03,694 --> 00:03:05,252 Thanks, dude. 43 00:03:06,831 --> 00:03:09,425 - Where's my big guy? - Oh, my God! 44 00:03:14,238 --> 00:03:16,832 -Jesus! -Jim, we got here a little early. 45 00:03:16,941 --> 00:03:19,068 - Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car. 46 00:03:19,176 --> 00:03:20,643 Go, Dad! Oh, my-- 47 00:03:22,346 --> 00:03:23,973 - Geez! - Was that your dad? 48 00:03:24,081 --> 00:03:26,276 - I'm so sorry. - For your own edification... 49 00:03:26,383 --> 00:03:27,748 son, I'm not embarrassed. 50 00:03:27,852 --> 00:03:28,876 I am! 51 00:03:28,986 --> 00:03:31,318 It's a perfectly normal thing for two... 52 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,014 - human beings to do. - Dad, what are you doing? 53 00:03:33,123 --> 00:03:35,182 This is human nature-- human nature at its best. 54 00:03:35,292 --> 00:03:39,456 Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I-- Well, not so much anymore. 55 00:03:39,563 --> 00:03:41,929 Gotyour favorite. Oh, my God! They're fucking! 56 00:03:42,032 --> 00:03:45,229 Honey, honey, listen. I'm gonna take her-- 57 00:03:45,336 --> 00:03:48,032 - Pleasejust go! - Actually, ifyou wouldn't mind. 58 00:03:48,138 --> 00:03:50,504 Honey-- I'll take her to the car. 59 00:03:52,643 --> 00:03:54,304 - Hi, Mama. - What? 60 00:03:54,411 --> 00:03:55,639 Natalie! 61 00:03:55,746 --> 00:03:57,145 I'm Jim's dad. 62 00:03:57,248 --> 00:03:59,239 You must be the parents ofthis young lady. 63 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:02,146 I'm sorry I didn't get her name, but hopefully my son did... 64 00:04:02,253 --> 00:04:02,753 because I have not been here the whole time. 65 00:04:02,753 --> 00:04:04,152 because I have not been here the whole time. 66 00:04:04,255 --> 00:04:06,450 Natalie, get dressed! 67 00:04:06,557 --> 00:04:09,219 - Beer? - Avert your eyes! Turn around! 68 00:04:09,326 --> 00:04:11,351 - Thanks,Jim. Don't believe in locks? - Oh, my God! 69 00:04:31,849 --> 00:04:33,111 Hey, fuckface. 70 00:04:33,217 --> 00:04:37,051 - Mornin', dude. - Come on, Ozzy. It's show time. 71 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:42,458 Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather... 72 00:04:42,559 --> 00:04:44,459 I wanna show you what you're missing. 73 00:04:46,263 --> 00:04:48,959 See what they are today, dude. See what they are today. 74 00:04:49,066 --> 00:04:51,261 Okay, here we go. Moment of truth. 75 00:04:55,439 --> 00:04:58,101 - There's little hearts on her panties! - Super. 76 00:04:58,208 --> 00:05:01,006 There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look. 77 00:05:01,111 --> 00:05:03,511 What the fuck, man? Come on! 78 00:05:03,614 --> 00:05:05,104 I'm disappointed in you. 79 00:05:05,215 --> 00:05:08,116 Here it is, the end ofour freshman year and you screwed one girl. 80 00:05:08,218 --> 00:05:10,277 One. 81 00:05:10,387 --> 00:05:12,287 You're a disgrace to men every where. 82 00:05:12,389 --> 00:05:15,358 Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year... 83 00:05:15,459 --> 00:05:18,826 and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. 84 00:05:18,929 --> 00:05:21,625 All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? 85 00:05:21,732 --> 00:05:23,859 You find a girl. You two become best friends. 86 00:05:23,968 --> 00:05:26,835 You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. 87 00:05:26,937 --> 00:05:30,532 - You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you. 88 00:05:30,641 --> 00:05:33,041 I'll getyou a spoon soyou can eat my ass. 89 00:05:33,143 --> 00:05:37,011 Okay, people, notebooks closed. Let's get this exam rolling. 90 00:05:38,349 --> 00:05:41,284 Oh, shit! Do we got an exam today? 91 00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:43,945 - Areyou kiddin' me? - Bullshit. 92 00:05:48,392 --> 00:05:52,294 Yes! I'm never even gonna think about political science again. 93 00:05:52,396 --> 00:05:54,387 Hey. How'd you do? 94 00:05:54,498 --> 00:05:56,591 - Fine. - Yeah? 95 00:05:56,700 --> 00:06:00,397 I can't believe I'm doing the summer abroad. Last thing I need, more classes. 96 00:06:00,504 --> 00:06:03,405 - You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer! 97 00:06:04,675 --> 00:06:07,405 - Did that exam blow orwhat? - Yeah, it sucked. 98 00:06:08,512 --> 00:06:10,377 - Kev, what's up, man? How are you? - Good. 99 00:06:10,481 --> 00:06:12,608 Put your party hat on. 100 00:06:12,716 --> 00:06:15,150 - We got 1 2 weeks of immortality ahead. - Yes, sir! 101 00:06:24,061 --> 00:06:25,551 Weird. 102 00:06:42,146 --> 00:06:44,944 The one that got away, huh, son? 103 00:06:52,156 --> 00:06:56,786 Well, evidently you two made quite the hand some couple on the Internet. 104 00:06:59,797 --> 00:07:01,287 I didn't see it. 105 00:07:01,398 --> 00:07:04,856 It was brought up at a PTA meeting. 106 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:07,835 Anyway, my point is... 107 00:07:07,938 --> 00:07:12,375 these little sexual debacles should not getyou down, becauseyou know what? 108 00:07:12,476 --> 00:07:14,376 It happens to the best ofus. 109 00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:16,673 In fact... 110 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:19,749 the first time your mother and I... 111 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:21,477 got together... 112 00:07:21,585 --> 00:07:22,813 I used a condom. 113 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,822 Well, she referred to it as "shrinkwrapping." 114 00:07:29,359 --> 00:07:31,122 But I got over it. 115 00:07:31,228 --> 00:07:33,423 Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging... 116 00:07:33,530 --> 00:07:36,021 and good things will happen. 117 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:38,624 Good to have you home, son. 118 00:07:42,573 --> 00:07:45,133 It's good to be home, Dad. 119 00:07:45,309 --> 00:07:48,039 It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's tonight after exams. 120 00:07:48,145 --> 00:07:51,376 - Did you get through 'em? - There's the mystery man! 121 00:07:51,482 --> 00:07:52,608 Finch, how are you? 122 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,356 It' japanese 123 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:04,689 It means "hello." Hello. 124 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:09,323 - Finch, what happened to Latin? - Met a Japanese girl at the art museum. 125 00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:13,699 Changed majors. Wanted to understand all those things she was moaning. 126 00:08:13,804 --> 00:08:16,602 - You got laid in an art museum? - The Met. 127 00:08:16,707 --> 00:08:20,165 - And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim? 128 00:08:20,277 --> 00:08:23,269 And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins. 129 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:24,870 All right, enough. 130 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:28,884 But I'll tell you, none of these women even compare to-- 131 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,453 Stifler's mom. 132 00:08:31,922 --> 00:08:33,981 Stifler's mom is a goddess. 133 00:08:39,029 --> 00:08:41,930 How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction? 134 00:08:42,032 --> 00:08:45,763 This thing is like half alcohol. You'rejust trying to get me drunk. 135 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:49,261 Mary, would I do that? 136 00:08:49,373 --> 00:08:53,901 - My name's Christy. - Christy, right. Beautiful name. 137 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,444 Like it matters. 138 00:08:55,546 --> 00:08:57,514 Hey, how you doing? 139 00:08:57,614 --> 00:08:59,741 Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners! 140 00:08:59,850 --> 00:09:02,284 Johnny C., how's it going? Good to see you. 141 00:09:03,387 --> 00:09:05,480 Looks like someone gained the freshman 1 5. 142 00:09:05,589 --> 00:09:07,580 - This'll help. - You're an ass hole. 143 00:09:07,691 --> 00:09:08,919 Missed you too. 144 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:12,860 All right, everybody having a good time? Ladies. 145 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,363 Fellas! How's it going? 146 00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:18,957 The keg's back there as always. Enjoy. 147 00:09:19,069 --> 00:09:24,302 Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 1 1 -inch penis... 148 00:09:24,408 --> 00:09:26,535 around! 149 00:09:26,643 --> 00:09:29,874 Think about it. Sherman! 150 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:33,040 Okay, Stifler, takeyour shot. 151 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:36,085 Come on, man. I'm really happy to seeyou. 152 00:09:37,354 --> 00:09:38,685 All right. 153 00:09:38,789 --> 00:09:40,620 You stupid fuck! 154 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:45,028 - Areyou Steve Stifler? - Yes, I am. 155 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:47,096 Thankyou for throwing this awesome party, man. 156 00:09:47,197 --> 00:09:50,166 - No problem. - The cops bust all our parties now. 157 00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:54,636 Well, I put the word out so high school chicks would come. 158 00:09:54,738 --> 00:09:58,435 Just 'causeyou fuckers don't have dicks doesn't make it okay for you to be here. 159 00:10:00,544 --> 00:10:03,308 - Hey, could I askyou a question? - Sure, son. 160 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:07,110 Is it true that Paul Finch nailed your mom? 161 00:10:08,986 --> 00:10:10,681 Sons ofbitches. 162 00:10:11,922 --> 00:10:13,617 My mom's a saint! 163 00:10:14,558 --> 00:10:16,185 Go choke some dick! 164 00:10:17,361 --> 00:10:19,329 Hey, Carlos,Jason. 165 00:10:19,429 --> 00:10:21,795 What's goin' on? Keg's back on the deck. 166 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:24,332 How was Iowa State? 167 00:10:24,434 --> 00:10:27,597 Did you see those fuckers I had to boot out ofhere? 168 00:10:27,704 --> 00:10:31,401 Back at Stifler's. Just like old times. 169 00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:32,907 One difference. 170 00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:35,444 We're college men now. 171 00:10:35,545 --> 00:10:37,945 Some ofthese girls are from the grade below us. 172 00:10:38,048 --> 00:10:40,141 I might actually have a chance. 173 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,241 Hey, I rememberyou. 174 00:10:44,721 --> 00:10:46,086 Doyou now? 175 00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:48,749 You're that guywho blew his load on the Internet. 176 00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:53,528 Splat. "Oh, wait, Nadia, don't go." Splat. 177 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:57,060 - Pathetic. - Loser. 178 00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:59,998 It's exactly like old times. 179 00:11:02,539 --> 00:11:05,201 - I'm gonna miss you. - I'll miss you. 180 00:11:07,244 --> 00:11:09,303 I'll call you when I get in, okay? 181 00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:10,710 Go have fun. 182 00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:13,214 Bye. 183 00:11:25,595 --> 00:11:25,696 I can't believe those two girls, Kevin. 184 00:11:25,696 --> 00:11:27,891 I can't believe those two girls, Kevin. 185 00:11:27,998 --> 00:11:29,898 Jim, it's not a big deal. 186 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,400 They toyed with my emotions. 187 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,663 - Hello. Hello. - See? There's other girls. 188 00:11:35,772 --> 00:11:39,606 - How areyou? - You got nothing to worry about, man. 189 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,678 Jessica's here. 190 00:11:42,913 --> 00:11:44,278 With Vicky. 191 00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:49,247 And Vicky got hot! 192 00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:51,913 What's that supposed to mean? 193 00:11:52,022 --> 00:11:53,250 Look at her. 194 00:11:53,357 --> 00:11:56,918 - Yeah,Jim, I see her. - Hey, Kevin. 195 00:11:57,994 --> 00:11:59,825 I'll be right back. 196 00:12:02,566 --> 00:12:05,194 - Hey, Vic, how areyou? - What's up? 197 00:12:05,302 --> 00:12:07,236 - I'm okay. - Yeah, I'm good. 198 00:12:07,337 --> 00:12:08,326 That's good. 199 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:10,633 - It's good to hear. - Yeah, you too. 200 00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:13,533 Wow. 201 00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:16,407 Well, this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in Tijuana. 202 00:12:16,513 --> 00:12:19,539 And I would know. Okay. 203 00:12:19,649 --> 00:12:22,516 - I'm gonna get a drink. - She's right. 204 00:12:22,619 --> 00:12:26,055 - Why is this so weird? - Actually, I have no idea. 205 00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:29,523 See, I knew it. I knewyou'd be mature about this. 206 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:31,787 You know, and we could still be friends, right? 207 00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:34,796 I miss you, Kev. 208 00:12:38,268 --> 00:12:39,360 Whoa. 209 00:12:41,004 --> 00:12:43,564 Friends, right? 210 00:12:43,673 --> 00:12:48,167 Yeah, right. I mean, I knowyou said friends and I-- I just-- 211 00:12:49,079 --> 00:12:51,639 I'm sorry. I was-- It wasjust... 212 00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:54,581 an old habit-- a friend kiss. 213 00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:56,117 Areyou sure? 214 00:12:56,219 --> 00:12:58,881 Vic, whywouldn't I wanna be friends with you? 215 00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:02,390 Look, we'll-- we'll just do this, okay? 216 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,685 - Friends. - Friends. 217 00:13:09,132 --> 00:13:11,726 - Ozzy, my man! - There he is. 218 00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:14,804 Shake offyour chains ofmonogamy? You're a free man. 219 00:13:14,905 --> 00:13:18,341 I don't think so, Stifler. I'll never turn over to the dark side. 220 00:13:18,442 --> 00:13:21,775 Dumb ass. What happened to the Nova I knew in high school? 221 00:13:21,878 --> 00:13:24,711 Nova, as in Casanova, the guywho had all the moves. 222 00:13:24,815 --> 00:13:28,182 - He was an idiot. - Yeah, but he was my idiot. 223 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:31,083 Hey, everyone, listen up! 224 00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:33,247 Nova's back, baby... 225 00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:36,223 and he's taken the lock offhis cock! 226 00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:40,723 Ozzy, I'm lobbing you a softball. 227 00:13:40,831 --> 00:13:43,095 Pull outyour bat and take a swing. 228 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,428 Mandy. 229 00:13:45,635 --> 00:13:49,833 This is my friend, Oz. All-state lacrosse twoyears running. 230 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:52,704 - Hi, Oz. - Mandy, how areyou? 231 00:13:52,809 --> 00:13:55,505 Listen. I have a girlfriend. 232 00:13:55,612 --> 00:13:57,773 It was a pleasure meeting you. 233 00:13:58,548 --> 00:13:59,879 Beer out back. 234 00:14:01,952 --> 00:14:03,510 You pussy! 235 00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:16,928 Stifler's mom's room. 236 00:14:32,148 --> 00:14:34,708 How did you do that magicyou did? 237 00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,828 Tantra. 238 00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:01,902 What the fuck areyou doin' in here? 239 00:15:02,078 --> 00:15:04,740 -Just relax. - You get out ofmy house! 240 00:15:04,848 --> 00:15:07,339 -Jesus Christ! - Come back here, you little fucker! 241 00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:09,611 - Come back here, you son ofa bitch! - Take it easy. 242 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,018 Easy! Easy! That's enough. 243 00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:15,819 Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? 244 00:15:15,926 --> 00:15:18,190 Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches. 245 00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:19,660 'Cause he fuckin' bit me! 246 00:15:19,763 --> 00:15:21,196 You touch me, I bite. 247 00:15:21,298 --> 00:15:24,563 - You two relax and shake hands. - Shake this. 248 00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:30,004 I need a drink. 249 00:15:30,106 --> 00:15:33,075 Why is everybody taking a piss right now? 250 00:15:33,176 --> 00:15:36,771 -Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it. -You'll be okay. Relax. 251 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,407 Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guywho boned Stifler's mom. 252 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:43,452 - Hey, you are a god. - Holy shit, dude. 253 00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:47,353 IfI didn't have to hold my dick 'cause I gotta piss, I would shakeyour hand. 254 00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:49,925 - I'm honored, guys. - Don't leave. 255 00:15:50,026 --> 00:15:52,722 You must teach me. How? 256 00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:53,693 How? 257 00:15:55,498 --> 00:15:57,591 Lookwhat I found, Christy. 258 00:15:58,735 --> 00:16:00,600 What a coincidence. 259 00:16:04,341 --> 00:16:06,176 I've been saving this for a special occasion... 260 00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:07,473 I've been saving this for a special occasion... 261 00:16:07,577 --> 00:16:08,178 for a special girl, just likeyou. 262 00:16:08,178 --> 00:16:10,840 for a special girl, just likeyou. 263 00:16:11,815 --> 00:16:14,340 - You're so sweet. - That's what they say. 264 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,850 Weird. 265 00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:19,217 - Oh, my God. - I spilled some on you. 266 00:16:19,322 --> 00:16:21,552 - Maybe I should mop that up. - Thanks. 267 00:16:21,658 --> 00:16:22,955 No problem. 268 00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:24,686 Whoa! Whoa, hey. 269 00:16:24,794 --> 00:16:27,922 - Take it slow. Come on. - Right. 270 00:16:28,031 --> 00:16:31,364 You know, theywarn us about these situations in college. 271 00:16:32,168 --> 00:16:36,434 Now, you may be intoxicated. 272 00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:38,507 Oh, yeah. 273 00:16:38,608 --> 00:16:41,338 Areyou certain thatyou wish to engage in consenting-- 274 00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,969 Hey, don't count your chickens, buster. 275 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,244 - I'm just playing by the rules, baby. - I make the rules. 276 00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:50,581 That's a pretty good fucking rule. 277 00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:58,121 Dude, the line's too long. I'll never make it. 278 00:16:58,228 --> 00:17:00,128 - It's gotta happen now. Get my back. - Go, bro. 279 00:17:07,671 --> 00:17:09,571 - Clamp it off. - Hello. 280 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:13,305 - How areyou? - Awesome. 281 00:17:14,544 --> 00:17:16,444 - How areyou? - I'm really good. 282 00:17:16,546 --> 00:17:20,004 How 'bout I giveyou a little champagne? 283 00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:22,016 Go downstairs and get us some beers? 284 00:17:22,118 --> 00:17:25,383 I've got a surprise for you. Closeyour eyes and get ready. 285 00:17:25,488 --> 00:17:27,046 I'm ready. 286 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,760 - You want a beer? - Yeah, all right. 287 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,565 Okay, go. 288 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,432 This is kind ofkinky, and I like that. 289 00:17:49,045 --> 00:17:51,809 That's it. Bathe the Stifmeister. 290 00:17:55,452 --> 00:17:57,181 Oh, that's great! 291 00:17:57,287 --> 00:17:59,448 That's great. 292 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,547 How did you get it so nice and warm? 293 00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:07,687 I can taste the bubbles. 294 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,128 Actually, I can't. 295 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,302 Much better. 296 00:18:22,312 --> 00:18:23,540 Wait a second. 297 00:18:23,646 --> 00:18:26,410 - Let's go. - Thanks, man. 298 00:18:32,555 --> 00:18:33,123 Oh, fuck! 299 00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:35,057 Oh, fuck! 300 00:18:37,761 --> 00:18:42,198 Yep. Halfthese got East High parking passes on them. 301 00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:45,267 Gotta break up another one. Call in a couple ofunits. 302 00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:48,337 - Isn't this the Stifler house? - Yeah. Ever seen Ms. Stifler? 303 00:18:48,438 --> 00:18:51,635 - What a MI LF! - Yeah? She got all that? 304 00:18:52,976 --> 00:18:54,637 Okay, now... 305 00:18:54,744 --> 00:18:59,306 do these high schoolers thinkwe're cool because they're at a college party... 306 00:18:59,415 --> 00:19:02,543 or are we those weird older guys... 307 00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:05,177 that try to hang out with high school kids when we come home? 308 00:19:05,288 --> 00:19:08,416 No way. We're definitely not those guys. 309 00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:09,890 Cops! Cops! 310 00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:13,696 Break it up. Party's over. 311 00:19:13,897 --> 00:19:15,194 Let's go. 312 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,227 Welcome back. 313 00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:21,530 Where's Steve Stifler? 314 00:19:27,744 --> 00:19:29,644 I got peed on. 315 00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:33,947 No, man, Stifler's got shut down. 316 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,883 We can't party anywhere anymore. 317 00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:39,420 And things are-- 318 00:19:39,522 --> 00:19:42,821 - Getting weird? - Yeah, alittlebit. 319 00:19:42,926 --> 00:19:45,292 First summer back from college. 320 00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:48,193 Yep, things are gonna get weirder. 321 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:51,631 - What areyou talkin' about? - Well, times change, people change. 322 00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,634 It'sjust whathappens, youknow. 323 00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:57,297 Kev, listen. Go into my old room. 324 00:19:57,407 --> 00:20:01,002 My friendsandIknewthat it was up to us tostick together. 325 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:04,807 Youremembermy firstcollegesummer? We rentedthatlakehousein GrandHarbor. 326 00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:08,042 We treatedevery dayout there likeit wasapost-promparty. 327 00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:10,984 Hellofa time. We cappedit alloffwithamassiveblowout. 328 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:13,180 Bestever. It was legendary. 329 00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:15,587 Myadviceis do that. By the endofthesummer... 330 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:18,525 you'regonnasee thebigpicture. 331 00:20:33,509 --> 00:20:36,967 -She's on the phone. It's long distance. -Who? 332 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,672 - Nadia! Nadia! - What? 333 00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:42,478 New York. Hello. Yes, dear, he's right here. 334 00:20:42,585 --> 00:20:44,610 - Here. Wait. - Now remember-- 335 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,884 Yes, I am sure to go see the Lion King. 336 00:20:47,991 --> 00:20:51,017 Right. Anddon'tride thesubwayaftermidnight. 337 00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:54,893 I know they've done wonderful things with that city, but, you know, for me-- 338 00:20:54,998 --> 00:20:58,058 - Dad! - He's right-- Hang on. 339 00:21:03,339 --> 00:21:06,331 - How was college? - College was excellent. 340 00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:09,377 Yeah. Yeah, it was-- it was really excellent. 341 00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:12,107 You have not forgotten about me, haveyou? 342 00:21:12,215 --> 00:21:15,514 No. I-- Absolutely not. 343 00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:18,917 - Idefinitely didn't. - Good, because guess what. 344 00:21:19,022 --> 00:21:21,183 I'm coming to seeyou at the end ofsummer. 345 00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,816 Ihopeyou're ready forme... 346 00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:28,523 because Ihavenotforgotten aboutyoueither, yousexyboy. 347 00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:31,259 - Shit. -Jim, you can eat hot dogs tomorrow. 348 00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:34,700 No, Finch, it's not the hot dogs. 349 00:21:34,804 --> 00:21:36,704 Nadia called me this morning. 350 00:21:36,806 --> 00:21:39,969 She's coming here at the end of the summer and she wants to see me. 351 00:21:40,076 --> 00:21:43,204 - That's killer. - Yeah, that's a good thing. 352 00:21:43,313 --> 00:21:46,180 No, not "good thing." Not "killer." 353 00:21:46,282 --> 00:21:48,375 I'll never be able to do it. 354 00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:52,352 Nadia is gonna be expecting filet mignon. 355 00:21:52,455 --> 00:21:56,915 Okay, and all I'm gonna be able to give her... 356 00:21:57,026 --> 00:21:58,584 is rump roast. 357 00:22:00,396 --> 00:22:04,730 Come on.Jim, you've had experience since Nadia. 358 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,734 Ah, yes, you would be referring to... 359 00:22:06,836 --> 00:22:10,203 the flute-fetish band geek that made me her bitch, then ditched me after prom. 360 00:22:10,306 --> 00:22:12,365 Yes, that's great experience. 361 00:22:12,475 --> 00:22:15,933 Youjust gotta find the right girl,Jimbo. 362 00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:18,036 - Brings it all together. - I had the right woman. 363 00:22:18,147 --> 00:22:22,174 Shejust sells her cottage and takes offto parts unknown. 364 00:22:23,286 --> 00:22:25,880 My romantic life has passed its peak. 365 00:22:25,989 --> 00:22:28,150 Take me out to the pasture and shoot me. 366 00:22:28,257 --> 00:22:32,921 Super start to a super summer, fellas. Welcome home. 367 00:22:34,664 --> 00:22:38,395 Guys, I got it. Packyour bags. 368 00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:39,729 Forwhat? 369 00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,895 We're moving to the lake. 370 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:48,371 We're gonna be the shit. Everybody on the beach is gonna know us. 371 00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:51,174 Plenty ofopportunities to practice for Nadia. 372 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,477 Throw a huge party at the end ofthe summer to cap it all off. 373 00:22:54,584 --> 00:22:58,213 Dude, that's a great idea. That way we'll be able to welcome Heather back... 374 00:22:58,321 --> 00:23:01,313 and we'll be able to prepare for Nadia's big arrival. 375 00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:05,053 This is it. This is my summer oflove. 376 00:23:05,161 --> 00:23:07,322 Just thought I'd say good-bye toyou animals. 377 00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:09,660 Hey, Mr. Levenstein. How areyou, sir? 378 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:14,001 - All packed up, I see. - We're all set, Dad. 379 00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:16,594 Don't worry, okay? I'll be fine. 380 00:23:16,706 --> 00:23:18,640 Come on and give your old man a hug. 381 00:23:30,386 --> 00:23:31,944 Keep it real, homies. 382 00:23:32,055 --> 00:23:34,216 You too, sir. Have a good summer. 383 00:23:35,324 --> 00:23:37,519 All right, let's go. 384 00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:42,087 I've been running these numbers and the four ofus can't afford this place. 385 00:23:42,198 --> 00:23:43,631 Not on summerjobs. 386 00:23:43,733 --> 00:23:45,928 Well, I kind ofthought ofthat. 387 00:23:46,102 --> 00:23:50,129 So, I invited someone else. 388 00:23:52,442 --> 00:23:56,344 Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! 389 00:23:56,446 --> 00:23:58,937 Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! 390 00:23:59,048 --> 00:24:01,278 Wipe my ass and lick my balls! 391 00:24:01,384 --> 00:24:03,614 It's Stifler time, baby! 392 00:24:17,767 --> 00:24:22,295 Stifler, ifyou're gonna be living with us, you gotta behaveyourself. 393 00:24:22,405 --> 00:24:26,239 All right, you and Finch just stay out ofeach other's way. 394 00:24:26,342 --> 00:24:29,072 Kevin, Stifler's stench is unavoidable. 395 00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:31,237 Finch, fistyourself. 396 00:24:33,449 --> 00:24:35,474 That's right, baby. We're here. 397 00:24:36,219 --> 00:24:38,278 Yeah, baby, we're here! 398 00:25:05,615 --> 00:25:08,448 - It's a palace. - It's a temple. 399 00:25:11,387 --> 00:25:13,287 Isn't this great? 400 00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:16,119 - Dude. - Areyou kidding me? 401 00:25:32,475 --> 00:25:34,033 Thisjust won't do. 402 00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:09,242 Guys. 403 00:26:11,747 --> 00:26:14,477 Check this out. This is it. 404 00:26:25,761 --> 00:26:28,355 Will you idiots tell me what this fucker's doin'? 405 00:26:35,204 --> 00:26:36,865 Don't touch me while I'm tantric. 406 00:26:36,973 --> 00:26:40,465 "Tantric?" What the fuck is tantric? 407 00:26:40,576 --> 00:26:42,237 It's a Buddhist discipline. 408 00:26:42,345 --> 00:26:46,975 You learn to channel your body's energies--your chakras. 409 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:50,951 When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days. 410 00:26:51,053 --> 00:26:52,543 And this stuff's for real? 411 00:26:52,655 --> 00:26:55,089 It's been around for centuries. 412 00:26:55,191 --> 00:26:57,523 With tantra you can make an entire session ofsex... 413 00:26:57,627 --> 00:27:00,528 feel like one giant orgasm. 414 00:27:00,630 --> 00:27:04,464 Eventually, you can sustain that feeling by meditating. 415 00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:07,798 - Maybeyou can teach me sometime? - Very doubtful. 416 00:27:07,903 --> 00:27:10,098 - True. - Come on,Jim. 417 00:27:10,206 --> 00:27:13,403 - You can't possibly be that bad. - Oh, no? 418 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:15,704 No way. 419 00:27:15,811 --> 00:27:19,577 I guess there's only one person that really knows for sure, huh? 420 00:27:19,682 --> 00:27:22,276 Oh, yeah? Where is she this summer? 421 00:27:36,165 --> 00:27:39,430 Hey, areyou here for the mid-session performance? 422 00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,662 Guests go in the amphitheater. You can't be here. 423 00:27:41,771 --> 00:27:43,705 Doyou know where I could find Michelle Flaherty? 424 00:27:43,806 --> 00:27:46,798 Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time... 425 00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:49,241 a bear came, and then the bear had to be destroyed... 426 00:27:49,345 --> 00:27:52,246 which means they shot it in the head with a rifle and killed it and it died. 427 00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:54,915 You must know Michelle. 428 00:27:55,017 --> 00:27:57,144 One, two, three, four. 429 00:28:15,504 --> 00:28:17,301 That's a lot offlutes. 430 00:28:22,011 --> 00:28:24,070 Good luck. Thanks. 431 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,842 Goodjob. Have fun atyour next class. 432 00:28:33,055 --> 00:28:34,955 Jim. Holy potatoes! 433 00:28:35,825 --> 00:28:38,259 - You're really here? - Everybody stick together. 434 00:28:38,361 --> 00:28:39,453 Oh, shoot! 435 00:28:39,562 --> 00:28:41,931 We're not supposed to have visitors... 436 00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:42,295 We're not supposed to have visitors... 437 00:28:42,398 --> 00:28:44,958 'cause this one time, here... 438 00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:45,234 this kid had these cookies-- 439 00:28:45,234 --> 00:28:47,259 this kid had these cookies-- 440 00:28:47,370 --> 00:28:50,134 Let me guess. A bear came. 441 00:28:50,239 --> 00:28:51,297 Cool. 442 00:28:51,407 --> 00:28:53,637 It's likeyou know all our stories. 443 00:28:55,578 --> 00:28:57,512 Was that a question? 444 00:28:57,613 --> 00:28:59,638 I don't know. Maybe. 445 00:28:59,749 --> 00:29:01,979 Doyou wanna answer it anyway? 446 00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:07,812 I leftyou like-- like three messages after prom. 447 00:29:07,923 --> 00:29:09,220 Really? 448 00:29:09,325 --> 00:29:14,627 You didn't think I was weird because ofthe way I acted that night? 449 00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:17,392 Weird, no. 450 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:19,525 Surprising, yes. 451 00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:22,001 I get nastywhen I'm horny. 452 00:29:22,104 --> 00:29:24,572 That's kind ofwhy I'm here. 453 00:29:26,142 --> 00:29:29,578 You remember, was I any good that night? 454 00:29:29,678 --> 00:29:32,670 Wow. Geez. 455 00:29:32,782 --> 00:29:34,511 How could I forget? 456 00:29:34,617 --> 00:29:38,485 You sucked. You didn't know what the hell you were doing. 457 00:29:38,587 --> 00:29:42,148 But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible? 458 00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:45,159 - I'm sorry. "Terrible?" - I've had worse. 459 00:29:47,863 --> 00:29:48,955 Sorry. 460 00:29:49,064 --> 00:29:52,261 I could giveyou some pointers ifyou want. 461 00:29:52,368 --> 00:29:53,665 Really? 462 00:29:55,471 --> 00:29:59,168 Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meetyou in an hour, okay? 463 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,140 - Yeah. - Wait. 464 00:30:01,243 --> 00:30:03,336 Cool idea. 465 00:30:12,555 --> 00:30:14,785 What areyou doing? 466 00:30:17,326 --> 00:30:20,454 You're all right. Here we go. You know you're not supposed to be here now. 467 00:30:20,563 --> 00:30:24,431 Everyone's supposed to be in the amphitheater. All right, come on. 468 00:30:24,567 --> 00:30:26,967 It's piss poor to be this late. I'm very angry right now. 469 00:30:27,069 --> 00:30:29,970 You can tell by the tone ofmyvoice I'm angry. I'm pissed offis what I am. 470 00:30:30,072 --> 00:30:32,302 - Here they are. Got him home. - Go, go. 471 00:30:32,408 --> 00:30:34,376 Wait a minute. Areyou Petey? 472 00:30:36,178 --> 00:30:37,543 Yeah, sure. 473 00:30:37,646 --> 00:30:40,080 Petey! Well, that explains everything. 474 00:30:40,182 --> 00:30:42,776 All right. Well, always something with these kids. Go! 475 00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:47,083 We arejust so thrilled to haveyou. None ofmy kids are atyour caliber. 476 00:30:47,189 --> 00:30:51,216 But we arejust so overjoyed to have someone with your kind oftalent here. 477 00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:53,420 - Great. - Hereyou go. 478 00:30:53,529 --> 00:30:55,622 Look at this. Your old best friend. 479 00:30:55,731 --> 00:30:57,255 - Come on. Move. - I know it's notyours... 480 00:30:57,366 --> 00:30:59,766 butyou are going to make beautiful music. 481 00:30:59,869 --> 00:31:01,928 - Here we go. - This is fantastic. I'm very excited. 482 00:31:02,037 --> 00:31:05,404 Youjust own this and break a leg. 483 00:31:23,325 --> 00:31:25,190 What was he doing wandering unsupervised? 484 00:31:25,294 --> 00:31:26,989 Who knows? 485 00:31:27,096 --> 00:31:30,623 I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids. 486 00:31:37,239 --> 00:31:40,208 Kids, entertain yourselves. Play along with Petey. 487 00:31:40,309 --> 00:31:43,107 No, no, no, Petey. Here we go. 488 00:31:43,212 --> 00:31:45,646 All right, all right. Come on, now. A little encouragement. 489 00:31:45,748 --> 00:31:48,478 Right to this spot. 490 00:31:48,584 --> 00:31:51,212 Folks, he'sjust a little nervous. 491 00:31:52,321 --> 00:31:54,118 This isn't right. 492 00:31:54,223 --> 00:31:56,123 Just blow on it, kid. All right. 493 00:31:56,225 --> 00:31:57,783 Here we go. 494 00:32:06,435 --> 00:32:07,800 Come on, Petey. 495 00:32:09,705 --> 00:32:11,832 Play! Do something. 496 00:32:23,018 --> 00:32:24,986 Special, my ass. 497 00:32:25,087 --> 00:32:27,351 Come on. Give the little guy some support. 498 00:32:29,758 --> 00:32:32,727 Come on, Petey. You're doing great, partner. 499 00:32:34,196 --> 00:32:36,289 Come on, honey. You can do it. 500 00:32:36,398 --> 00:32:37,990 Come on, Petey. 501 00:32:40,102 --> 00:32:41,660 What the hell. 502 00:32:45,774 --> 00:32:47,264 All right! 503 00:32:47,376 --> 00:32:51,278 All right, Petey! Come on, now! Come on! 504 00:32:52,381 --> 00:32:54,178 Rock and roll! 505 00:33:37,326 --> 00:33:38,224 Thankyou! 506 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,130 Thankyou, Tall Oaks. You're beautiful. 507 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:50,404 My name is Petey! 508 00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:53,941 Thankyou! 509 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,938 And I have gigantic balls! 510 00:34:14,697 --> 00:34:16,164 Not now! Come back later. Go! 511 00:34:20,169 --> 00:34:22,467 Hey, hey, hey. Come back here! 512 00:34:22,571 --> 00:34:25,802 - I wanna talk toyou! - You are so sweet. 513 00:34:25,908 --> 00:34:28,809 He is special. 514 00:34:28,911 --> 00:34:31,345 He's my bitch. 515 00:34:33,182 --> 00:34:35,514 Well, Michelle has confirmed it. 516 00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:39,053 - I suck. - What? 517 00:34:39,154 --> 00:34:41,918 I gotta get some practice. 518 00:34:42,024 --> 00:34:45,323 Don't worry about it. I mean, that's whywe got the house,Jimbo. 519 00:34:45,427 --> 00:34:49,693 We plop a keg on the deck and the girls come in offthe beach. 520 00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:52,892 It's like a hummingbird feeder. 521 00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:55,902 - You think so? - I know so. 522 00:34:56,004 --> 00:34:57,869 Guaranteed hotties. 523 00:34:58,006 --> 00:35:00,600 Fellas, nice pad. 524 00:35:00,709 --> 00:35:03,644 Good view, but... 525 00:35:03,746 --> 00:35:07,147 the Sherminator sensors detect no female life-forms in the vicinity. 526 00:35:07,249 --> 00:35:11,583 High likelihood of a sausagefest in progress. 527 00:35:11,687 --> 00:35:14,019 The girls are coming. I made some calls. 528 00:35:16,391 --> 00:35:19,622 The Sherminator's got a point, Kev. 529 00:35:19,728 --> 00:35:23,687 Since when doyou start listening to the Sherminator? 530 00:35:23,799 --> 00:35:27,667 Since he made me realize there's an abundance ofwiener here. 531 00:35:27,770 --> 00:35:30,295 I mean, look around, dude. Dude? 532 00:35:30,405 --> 00:35:32,566 All right, now it's your turn. 533 00:35:32,674 --> 00:35:34,608 Come on. There's nothing to tell. 534 00:35:35,711 --> 00:35:38,202 Hey, what's up? What areyou guys talking about? 535 00:35:38,313 --> 00:35:40,508 Well, you know, we'rejust trading war stories about college-- 536 00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:43,016 who hooked up with who, who slept with who-- 537 00:35:43,118 --> 00:35:45,313 So, Vicky? 538 00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:49,379 Well, there was this one guy. How 'boutyou? 539 00:35:49,491 --> 00:35:52,119 You know, there was a few girls-- 540 00:35:52,227 --> 00:35:53,194 three. 541 00:35:53,295 --> 00:35:56,128 Look atyou. You stud. 542 00:35:57,599 --> 00:35:59,794 All right, Oz. Now that Kevin told us, what aboutyou? 543 00:35:59,902 --> 00:36:03,338 You haven't had the slightest bit ofattraction to any girl at school? 544 00:36:03,438 --> 00:36:06,271 Don'tyou fuckin' say no. I knowyou did. 545 00:36:07,242 --> 00:36:09,301 Even ifI did... 546 00:36:09,411 --> 00:36:12,505 it wouldn't be anything more thanjust a momentary thing. 547 00:36:12,614 --> 00:36:15,583 Very uninteresting. 548 00:36:15,684 --> 00:36:18,653 How aboutyou,Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year? 549 00:36:18,754 --> 00:36:20,551 Gee, wouldn'tyou like to know. 550 00:36:22,157 --> 00:36:23,590 Fuckyeah I would. 551 00:36:25,494 --> 00:36:26,791 Come on, Ozzy. 552 00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:29,295 Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours. 553 00:36:29,398 --> 00:36:32,629 - Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break? 554 00:36:36,605 --> 00:36:38,072 What the-- 555 00:36:38,173 --> 00:36:40,709 Where are the fuckin' females? 556 00:36:41,009 --> 00:36:44,713 Jim, can'tyou leaveyour shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away. 557 00:36:44,713 --> 00:36:45,111 Jim, can'tyou leaveyour shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away. 558 00:36:45,214 --> 00:36:47,375 Dude, give him a break. 559 00:36:49,184 --> 00:36:50,674 Ozzy, go deep. 560 00:36:50,786 --> 00:36:52,253 Yeah, bro. You playing? 561 00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:58,224 No, keep going. Flank pattern. 562 00:36:58,327 --> 00:37:00,761 - What areyou doin'? - Fishin'. 563 00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:09,801 Areyou okay? 564 00:37:11,540 --> 00:37:15,237 - You okay? - I'm so sorry. Is everybody okay? 565 00:37:22,384 --> 00:37:23,715 Amazing. 566 00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:28,852 The Force is strong in that one. 567 00:37:30,192 --> 00:37:31,216 Whoa. 568 00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:36,993 The Sherminator detects serious heat at a distance oftwo meters. 569 00:37:37,099 --> 00:37:39,033 Prepare to deploy beer. 570 00:37:42,204 --> 00:37:45,696 Dude, let me giveyou a valuable piece ofadvice, okay? 571 00:37:45,807 --> 00:37:47,434 Drop the whole "Sherminator" thing. 572 00:37:47,542 --> 00:37:49,635 Please repeat previous statement. 573 00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:52,578 Look, I knowyour last name is Sherman, right? 574 00:37:52,681 --> 00:37:57,744 And that rhymes with The Terminator which was a big hit movie ten years ago. 575 00:37:57,853 --> 00:38:00,651 Butyou can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it. 576 00:38:01,556 --> 00:38:04,719 System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica. 577 00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:09,258 Freak. 578 00:38:11,566 --> 00:38:14,399 Vic, hey, you guys are leaving? 579 00:38:14,503 --> 00:38:18,234 You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up. 580 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:21,673 - What areyou doing this weekend? - I can get together. 581 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:24,007 - Cool. Let's hang out. - All right. 582 00:38:24,112 --> 00:38:26,672 - Bye, Kev. - Seeya,Jess. 583 00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:32,682 No, no, that's all wrong. 584 00:38:32,788 --> 00:38:35,916 - Thankyou. Have a nice day. - Good-bye. 585 00:38:36,024 --> 00:38:38,959 - So what does he mean, "meet up"? - You know, like hang out... 586 00:38:39,061 --> 00:38:40,551 grab lunch, whatever. 587 00:38:40,662 --> 00:38:44,291 I told you, we'rejust friends now. And he totally understands. 588 00:38:44,399 --> 00:38:47,994 - I'm sure he understands quite well. - He does. 589 00:38:48,103 --> 00:38:52,369 Oh, no, sir. These are all wrong for you. I mean, seriously. 590 00:38:53,709 --> 00:38:55,472 Sure. Well, we're friends. 591 00:38:55,577 --> 00:38:59,035 But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else. 592 00:38:59,147 --> 00:39:02,742 I don't see herwith a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck. 593 00:39:03,919 --> 00:39:07,582 Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out. 594 00:39:07,689 --> 00:39:12,092 I mean, that like makes me 50% ofher entire guy-related life. 595 00:39:12,194 --> 00:39:14,128 You dipshit. 596 00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:17,392 She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three. 597 00:39:17,499 --> 00:39:19,091 What? 598 00:39:19,201 --> 00:39:21,260 When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with... 599 00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:23,361 multiply it by three and that's the real number. 600 00:39:23,472 --> 00:39:26,441 Didn'tyou fuckers learn anything at college? 601 00:39:29,177 --> 00:39:32,237 He did not sleep with three girls, much like Sly and the Family Stone... 602 00:39:32,347 --> 00:39:34,713 aren't gonna dance in here and gang-bang me... 603 00:39:34,816 --> 00:39:37,307 between the afros and the bell-bottoms. 604 00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:38,784 It's not gonna happen. 605 00:39:38,887 --> 00:39:42,721 - Kevin did not sleep with three girls. - Whywould he lie to me? 606 00:39:42,824 --> 00:39:43,058 It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule ofthree. 607 00:39:43,058 --> 00:39:46,027 It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule ofthree. 608 00:39:46,128 --> 00:39:47,823 - The rule ofwhat? - Three. 609 00:39:47,929 --> 00:39:51,490 A guy tells you how many girls he's been with, it's not even close to that. 610 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,831 Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total. 611 00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:58,895 So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none. 612 00:39:59,007 --> 00:40:01,532 - None? - Rule ofthree. 613 00:40:01,643 --> 00:40:04,246 It's an exact science, consistent as gravity. 614 00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:07,347 Ozzy, I'm happy for you. 615 00:40:07,449 --> 00:40:10,043 At leastyou've seen a nice bod while Heather's offsuckin' dick. 616 00:40:10,152 --> 00:40:12,120 Keepyour fantasies toyourself. 617 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:14,620 Dude, useyour fuckin' brain. 618 00:40:14,723 --> 00:40:18,159 "I'm the American college chick. La, la, la. 619 00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:20,694 Your European cultural shit is so charming. 620 00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:24,465 Hot Spanish guy. Loveyour accent. 621 00:40:24,566 --> 00:40:26,466 Loveyour ding-dong." 622 00:40:26,568 --> 00:40:30,527 I'm tellin' you, right now there is a dick in your girlfriend's mouth. 623 00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:33,767 - Knock it off. - What'd I say? 624 00:40:52,761 --> 00:40:54,285 Oh, my God! 625 00:40:57,232 --> 00:41:00,292 Guys, check it out. Lesbians. 626 00:41:02,270 --> 00:41:04,005 Lesbians live here. 627 00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:06,663 You know, Mr. Homophobic Wizard... 628 00:41:06,775 --> 00:41:10,939 that it is possible forwomen to hold hands and not be gay. 629 00:41:11,046 --> 00:41:12,570 Friends can hold hands. 630 00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:16,913 Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear aboutyou and your boyfriends. Gojerk off. 631 00:41:17,018 --> 00:41:19,077 Unnecessary. 632 00:41:19,187 --> 00:41:21,655 Tantra teaches you to hold an orgasm over time... 633 00:41:21,756 --> 00:41:24,190 in anticipation ofan ultimate moment... 634 00:41:24,292 --> 00:41:26,692 to release it upon the world. 635 00:41:26,795 --> 00:41:29,025 I'm filling up to the brim. 636 00:41:29,131 --> 00:41:33,535 That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up. 637 00:41:41,143 --> 00:41:42,872 Hey, Heather. You're in! 638 00:41:44,279 --> 00:41:45,769 How's the studying going? 639 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:47,849 I'd hardly call it studying. 640 00:41:47,949 --> 00:41:52,318 I've been going to the Picasso Museum, hanging out at Sagrada Familia... 641 00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:54,820 going with Pierre to the Parc Guell. 642 00:41:54,923 --> 00:41:57,391 - Who's Pierre? - One ofthe guys in the program. 643 00:41:57,492 --> 00:42:00,290 He's got a girlfriend back in France, so we've kind ofgot something in common. 644 00:42:00,395 --> 00:42:02,056 That sounds cool. 645 00:42:02,164 --> 00:42:06,396 Yeah, I've overheard them on the phone at night. 646 00:42:06,501 --> 00:42:10,232 And, well, it made me think. 647 00:42:10,338 --> 00:42:14,172 Hey, Oz, I'm reaching undermyshirt andI'm rubbing myself. 648 00:42:15,977 --> 00:42:19,242 Oz, come on. It's phone sex. Help me out here. 649 00:42:19,347 --> 00:42:20,780 Okay. 650 00:42:23,718 --> 00:42:26,653 I'm going over to my bed. 651 00:42:27,789 --> 00:42:30,087 AndI'm lying down. 652 00:42:30,192 --> 00:42:32,626 And I'm slowly... 653 00:42:32,727 --> 00:42:36,094 reaching downstairs. 654 00:42:36,198 --> 00:42:37,927 Grab it. Tell me how big it is. 655 00:42:39,334 --> 00:42:42,497 Listen, Heather, I'm feeling kind ofawkward. 656 00:42:42,604 --> 00:42:46,335 Ifwe can't be with each other, then we have to learn to be more vocal. 657 00:42:46,441 --> 00:42:48,841 - Right? - Right. Okay. 658 00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:53,608 Okay, here we go. I'm reaching in my pants now. 659 00:42:53,715 --> 00:42:55,410 And I'm rubbing it for you, Heather. 660 00:42:55,517 --> 00:42:58,281 And it feels so good. 661 00:42:58,386 --> 00:43:00,650 - Yeah, me too. - Oh, yeah. 662 00:43:00,755 --> 00:43:02,586 I got-- 663 00:43:02,691 --> 00:43:03,851 Call waiting. 664 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,655 Oh, shit. Hello? 665 00:43:08,997 --> 00:43:10,396 Wrong number. 666 00:43:11,566 --> 00:43:13,466 Hey. Hello. Wrong number. 667 00:43:15,870 --> 00:43:19,033 All right, look, man. I got my hand on my dick right now, okay... 668 00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:21,608 and I'm trying to have sex with my girlfriend over the phone. 669 00:43:22,711 --> 00:43:24,611 Goodfor you, man. 670 00:43:29,150 --> 00:43:31,675 Sorry about that. Where were we? 671 00:43:31,786 --> 00:43:34,118 I thinkyou were reaching for something. 672 00:43:34,222 --> 00:43:36,281 Oh, yeah. 673 00:43:36,391 --> 00:43:41,328 Oh, yeah, Heather. I'm rubbing it and it feels so good. 674 00:43:42,297 --> 00:43:46,063 Hey, Oz, I'm touching myself. What else doyou want me to do? 675 00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:48,567 Heather, baby. 676 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,468 Why don'tyou tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's. 677 00:43:51,573 --> 00:43:52,631 Stifler, get off!. 678 00:43:52,741 --> 00:43:55,869 I am getting off just listening to the two ofyou. 679 00:43:55,977 --> 00:43:58,741 - Keep going. - We should try this another time. 680 00:43:58,847 --> 00:44:01,748 Yeah, all right. Bye. I loveyou. 681 00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:05,081 - I loveyou. - Come on you, guys. I was almost there! 682 00:44:05,186 --> 00:44:08,178 - Nice talking with you, Steven. - Stifler, man! 683 00:44:09,724 --> 00:44:11,191 Repressed. 684 00:44:20,969 --> 00:44:22,493 Check it out. 685 00:44:22,604 --> 00:44:24,902 Potentiallesbians leaving thebuilding. 686 00:44:33,315 --> 00:44:35,215 All right. Now is my chance. 687 00:44:35,317 --> 00:44:37,911 I need confirmation. 688 00:44:38,019 --> 00:44:40,078 Stifler. Hey, man, what areyou doing? 689 00:44:40,188 --> 00:44:41,883 Go get him. 690 00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:43,423 You ass. Stifler, get out. 691 00:44:50,065 --> 00:44:53,626 Shit, dude! I found a dildo! 692 00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:56,863 Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! 693 00:44:56,971 --> 00:44:58,873 - The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help. 694 00:44:58,873 --> 00:45:00,363 - The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help. 695 00:45:00,475 --> 00:45:02,909 Dildo, dildo, dildo! 696 00:45:04,846 --> 00:45:07,872 - What areyou doing? - Looking for more lesbian artifacts. 697 00:45:09,317 --> 00:45:11,285 - Where'd you get this? - Finch's ass. 698 00:45:12,587 --> 00:45:14,487 - Oh, my God. - Shit! Guys, they're back. 699 00:45:17,158 --> 00:45:18,125 Stall 'em! 700 00:45:19,761 --> 00:45:21,092 Come on. Come on! 701 00:45:21,196 --> 00:45:24,165 - Come on. Come on. - This is awesome! 702 00:45:24,265 --> 00:45:26,495 Danielle, Amber, hi. 703 00:45:26,601 --> 00:45:29,570 Just needed the paper, huh? 704 00:45:32,073 --> 00:45:35,668 - Which room? - I can't remember. I was too excited. 705 00:45:35,777 --> 00:45:38,302 - I'm in a lesbian stronghold. - Was it in here? 706 00:45:38,413 --> 00:45:41,746 - Whyyou asking me so many questions? - Was it in here? 707 00:45:41,850 --> 00:45:44,546 - Maybe. - Was it orwas it not here? 708 00:45:44,652 --> 00:45:47,450 Happy painting, boys. 709 00:45:48,923 --> 00:45:50,948 You gotta get out ofthere. They're inside. 710 00:45:51,059 --> 00:45:52,253 Shit balls. 711 00:45:57,732 --> 00:46:01,031 - Very original, Steven. - Don't call me Steven. 712 00:46:14,616 --> 00:46:16,880 I can wear that little leopard bikini ofmine. 713 00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:19,647 I love that one. It's so cute on you. 714 00:46:19,754 --> 00:46:21,244 Help me zip, please. 715 00:46:24,025 --> 00:46:28,121 - Did I showyou my cute pink shoes? - Does it match your pink bikini? 716 00:46:28,229 --> 00:46:30,129 They'regettingnaked. 717 00:46:34,068 --> 00:46:35,558 - Cute. - Thankyou. 718 00:46:43,411 --> 00:46:45,242 Shit. She's de-pantsing. 719 00:46:45,346 --> 00:46:47,143 Oh, man. 720 00:46:47,248 --> 00:46:51,344 Wait. They can't hear us inside? We won't cross over their radio? 721 00:46:51,453 --> 00:46:54,581 No, man. These work ona CB frequency. 722 00:46:54,689 --> 00:46:56,486 This girlissohot. 723 00:47:01,529 --> 00:47:04,498 Two possible lesbians in their bras and panties. 724 00:47:04,599 --> 00:47:05,691 Lesbians? 725 00:47:07,202 --> 00:47:09,261 Didyousaylesbians? 726 00:47:09,370 --> 00:47:10,769 Hot lesbians! 727 00:47:14,008 --> 00:47:16,306 - Don't touch me. - I'm not. 728 00:47:25,887 --> 00:47:28,412 That better not have been what I thought it was. 729 00:47:31,226 --> 00:47:33,251 This is not gonna fit. Look atyou and look at me. 730 00:47:33,361 --> 00:47:36,592 - Too big. - I'll getyou the blue stringy number. 731 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,265 JohnnyWest is missing. 732 00:47:42,871 --> 00:47:44,964 Maybeyou kicked it under the bed. 733 00:47:47,108 --> 00:47:48,405 Okay, let me look. 734 00:47:48,510 --> 00:47:51,343 Wait. Didn'tyou have it when we were downstairs? 735 00:47:51,446 --> 00:47:52,811 Maybe. 736 00:47:56,684 --> 00:47:59,744 Guys, get the hell out ofthere right now. 737 00:48:01,856 --> 00:48:02,754 Come on! 738 00:48:02,857 --> 00:48:05,223 - It's clear! - Go, go, go! 739 00:48:10,899 --> 00:48:12,196 They're coming back. 740 00:48:18,006 --> 00:48:21,237 I'm just so glad I found him. He's my favorite collectible. 741 00:48:21,342 --> 00:48:22,741 I know. 742 00:48:25,346 --> 00:48:28,042 Guys, we got nothin' to worry about. 743 00:48:28,149 --> 00:48:31,050 I just remembered, I got that dildo from the other bedroom. 744 00:48:34,889 --> 00:48:37,790 Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer. 745 00:48:37,892 --> 00:48:41,521 Oh, my God! You could have asked me ifyou wanted to borrow it. 746 00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:44,254 Stop it. 747 00:48:46,668 --> 00:48:49,831 - What the hell was that? - I don't know. Call 91 1 . 748 00:48:53,541 --> 00:48:55,099 - No 91 1 . - Don't call the police. 749 00:48:55,209 --> 00:48:59,043 - My God, it's the painting kids. - I'm still calling the cops. 750 00:48:59,147 --> 00:49:01,115 Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right. 751 00:49:01,215 --> 00:49:04,446 - Look. Stifler did break in here. - You dick! 752 00:49:04,552 --> 00:49:07,077 But wejust followed him in to get him out. 753 00:49:08,756 --> 00:49:11,384 I just wanted proofthatyou chicks are really lesbians. 754 00:49:16,130 --> 00:49:19,099 You wanna mess with 'em? 755 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,065 Yeah, it'll be fun. 756 00:49:21,169 --> 00:49:23,262 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 757 00:49:24,372 --> 00:49:26,738 You guys like that? 758 00:49:34,682 --> 00:49:37,412 Ozzy, stand by for confirmation. 759 00:49:39,053 --> 00:49:41,647 That's a big 1 0-4 on the confirmation. 760 00:49:43,825 --> 00:49:46,851 Sounds likeyour little friends outside wanna play too. 761 00:49:50,331 --> 00:49:52,231 You won't be needing this. 762 00:49:54,102 --> 00:49:56,002 Who wants me to touch Amber? 763 00:49:57,271 --> 00:49:58,761 Ido, Ido. 764 00:49:58,873 --> 00:50:01,501 - Who the hell is that? - Who's this? 765 00:50:01,609 --> 00:50:05,067 This isJohn Smith. 766 00:50:06,614 --> 00:50:09,276 I'm turning offmy radio now. 767 00:50:09,384 --> 00:50:13,650 Okay. Where should I touch Amber? 768 00:50:13,755 --> 00:50:16,087 Ass, baby. Feel that ass! 769 00:50:21,062 --> 00:50:21,994 That's nice. 770 00:50:25,733 --> 00:50:29,032 I know. You feel his ass first. 771 00:50:30,471 --> 00:50:31,369 Excuse me? 772 00:50:31,472 --> 00:50:34,270 - Yeah, I like that. That's good. - It's good. 773 00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:37,606 Yeah, so I got some painting I should-- It's-- 774 00:50:37,712 --> 00:50:40,579 Jim, hold on. I can handle it. 775 00:50:40,682 --> 00:50:42,946 - What? - I'm comfortable with my sexuality. 776 00:50:43,051 --> 00:50:45,485 And I would love to see that show. 777 00:50:45,586 --> 00:50:47,713 Bravo! 778 00:50:51,225 --> 00:50:54,023 One finger on the cheek. 779 00:50:54,128 --> 00:50:56,153 We want... 780 00:50:56,264 --> 00:50:58,960 palm grasping. 781 00:51:00,068 --> 00:51:02,059 That's too much. No, no, no. 782 00:51:02,170 --> 00:51:04,195 You don't touch, we don't touch. 783 00:51:04,305 --> 00:51:07,741 - Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it. - Come on, boys. 784 00:51:07,842 --> 00:51:11,437 -Jesus Christ. - Oh, shit. 785 00:51:13,881 --> 00:51:15,849 I'm touching his ass. I'm touching his ass. 786 00:51:17,452 --> 00:51:19,477 Red Leader, what's your position? 787 00:51:19,587 --> 00:51:22,488 I'm touchinghis ass. I'm touchinghis ass. 788 00:51:22,590 --> 00:51:23,488 Mommy! 789 00:51:24,759 --> 00:51:25,851 We can go. 790 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,894 That reallywasn't bad. 791 00:51:27,995 --> 00:51:30,429 - I wanna go home. - That's too bad. 792 00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:35,167 Never mind. I'm staying. 793 00:51:35,269 --> 00:51:37,703 Danielle is feeling my breasts. 794 00:51:40,308 --> 00:51:42,276 No way, dude! 795 00:51:42,376 --> 00:51:43,809 Herbreastsaresoluscious. 796 00:51:43,911 --> 00:51:46,311 What a wonderful Christmas gift you bought the boys. 797 00:51:46,414 --> 00:51:49,178 Mynipplesaresohard. 798 00:51:50,451 --> 00:51:52,009 I think I can fix these. 799 00:51:58,559 --> 00:52:00,151 SweetJesus. 800 00:52:02,296 --> 00:52:03,354 Your turn. 801 00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:06,032 Oh, yeah! 802 00:52:09,871 --> 00:52:10,860 Him. 803 00:52:15,243 --> 00:52:16,403 Kiss. 804 00:52:16,511 --> 00:52:18,911 Dude, no. 805 00:52:19,013 --> 00:52:22,414 - Wait. What? - Oh, yeah. You want more? 806 00:52:22,517 --> 00:52:24,985 We want more. Go get him, tiger. 807 00:52:25,086 --> 00:52:27,884 - You're gonna love it. - Do it for us. 808 00:52:31,025 --> 00:52:31,957 Okay, dude. 809 00:52:35,229 --> 00:52:37,129 One, two... 810 00:52:38,533 --> 00:52:40,433 three. 811 00:52:40,535 --> 00:52:43,595 - That doesn't even count. - That totally counted. 812 00:52:43,704 --> 00:52:46,174 - That's howyou kiss your mother. - Don'tyou say anything! 813 00:52:46,307 --> 00:52:47,399 Make it real. 814 00:52:47,508 --> 00:52:49,442 You do that... 815 00:52:49,544 --> 00:52:51,774 we'll do anything you want. 816 00:52:51,879 --> 00:52:53,244 Anything? 817 00:52:53,347 --> 00:52:54,746 Anything. 818 00:52:57,952 --> 00:52:59,180 You better like it. 819 00:52:59,287 --> 00:53:00,720 - Promise. - I promise. 820 00:53:00,822 --> 00:53:02,722 I wouldn't lie. 821 00:53:04,325 --> 00:53:05,724 Come on. 822 00:53:09,630 --> 00:53:12,190 That is what I'm talking about. 823 00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:15,133 Kev, you can look. 824 00:53:19,173 --> 00:53:21,038 That's it. 825 00:53:21,142 --> 00:53:22,871 Where's your tongue? 826 00:53:28,549 --> 00:53:30,039 Good boys. 827 00:53:30,151 --> 00:53:32,915 - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. 828 00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:34,954 What? I wasn't trying! 829 00:53:35,056 --> 00:53:36,921 That's not fair! 830 00:53:37,024 --> 00:53:38,992 I wasn't trying there. I'm really-- 831 00:53:39,093 --> 00:53:40,788 - I'm not-- - Nojudgment. 832 00:53:40,895 --> 00:53:43,659 - Nope. - Wait a second. You were trying? 833 00:53:43,764 --> 00:53:46,232 - Fuck no! - You were trying! 834 00:53:46,334 --> 00:53:49,132 - Oh, my-- That's disg-- - I kissedJim! 835 00:53:49,237 --> 00:53:51,137 Silence. Silence. Silence! 836 00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,332 - Ladies. - Yes? 837 00:53:53,441 --> 00:53:55,500 As you were. 838 00:53:57,345 --> 00:53:59,245 - Here we go. - Let's do it. 839 00:54:13,628 --> 00:54:17,086 Them girls sound like the two transvestites we picked up in Biloxi. 840 00:54:17,198 --> 00:54:19,689 - Honey, come on. Food's ready. - I'm not hungry! 841 00:54:29,443 --> 00:54:32,003 I can't believe this. Okay,just do it. 842 00:54:34,916 --> 00:54:37,612 - Oh, God. - It was worth it. 843 00:54:37,718 --> 00:54:39,117 Hello. 844 00:54:50,331 --> 00:54:51,992 Keep goin'. 845 00:54:55,937 --> 00:54:58,531 Okay, I think that's enough now. That's good. 846 00:54:58,639 --> 00:55:02,040 - I want more. - Hell, yeah. I want more too, baby. 847 00:55:03,945 --> 00:55:08,075 We're gonna get more physical as soon as we get some-- 848 00:55:09,617 --> 00:55:11,983 - Handjobs. - Okay! 849 00:55:13,921 --> 00:55:15,218 Handjobs. 850 00:55:17,158 --> 00:55:20,423 You do him. We love to watch. 851 00:55:21,696 --> 00:55:22,754 I'm sorry? 852 00:55:22,863 --> 00:55:25,024 - You go. - We go. 853 00:55:29,837 --> 00:55:31,737 Don't be a wimp. 854 00:55:35,076 --> 00:55:37,510 Okay. It's okay. 855 00:55:37,611 --> 00:55:39,442 I know what I have to do. 856 00:55:40,281 --> 00:55:42,613 I need to keep this party goin'. 857 00:55:43,718 --> 00:55:46,187 I'm takin' one for the team. 858 00:55:47,088 --> 00:55:48,487 Mother ofGod! 859 00:55:48,589 --> 00:55:50,113 Come on, you pussies! We had 'em! 860 00:55:50,224 --> 00:55:52,886 - I am not touching that. - Put that thing away, Stifler. 861 00:55:52,994 --> 00:55:56,225 Why can'tyou guys be team players, huh? 862 00:55:56,330 --> 00:55:58,127 I was the one doin' all the sacrificin'. 863 00:56:02,603 --> 00:56:06,198 And now for our devoted listeners, back to the show. 864 00:56:08,309 --> 00:56:10,470 Letme try thatdildo. 865 00:56:13,147 --> 00:56:14,876 Now waitjust a minute. 866 00:56:14,982 --> 00:56:17,883 Stiflerwanted to give you two handjobs? 867 00:56:17,985 --> 00:56:21,785 No. Stiflerwanted one from us. 868 00:56:21,889 --> 00:56:23,789 What? Bullshit. 869 00:56:23,891 --> 00:56:25,654 He did. And it was horrible. 870 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,455 Very horrible. 871 00:56:27,561 --> 00:56:30,029 You guys, you wanna play some "asshole"? 872 00:56:30,131 --> 00:56:32,759 Just watching the game, Kev. 873 00:56:32,867 --> 00:56:34,926 I just wanna do something together. 874 00:56:35,036 --> 00:56:37,129 Wejust did something together. 875 00:56:37,238 --> 00:56:40,207 - Very together. - Ho, ho, ho. 876 00:56:40,307 --> 00:56:42,366 Stifler Claus is here. 877 00:56:42,476 --> 00:56:45,309 Now,just so there's no confusion... 878 00:56:45,413 --> 00:56:48,814 Santa Porn hasjust brought us some heterosexual entertainment. 879 00:56:50,551 --> 00:56:51,449 Hereyou go. 880 00:56:52,653 --> 00:56:54,450 All right. Here. 881 00:56:54,555 --> 00:56:57,285 And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant. 882 00:56:57,391 --> 00:56:59,325 Whack away,Jim. Whack away. 883 00:56:59,427 --> 00:57:01,190 Does this stuffreally make a difference? 884 00:57:01,295 --> 00:57:02,762 Oh, yeah! 885 00:57:02,863 --> 00:57:04,057 Really? 886 00:57:09,804 --> 00:57:12,204 Stifmeister's palace oflove-- 887 00:57:12,306 --> 00:57:13,864 straight love. 888 00:57:15,076 --> 00:57:17,943 Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine. 889 00:57:18,045 --> 00:57:19,706 - How aboutyou? - That's Stifler's mom. 890 00:57:19,814 --> 00:57:21,213 Silence. 891 00:57:21,315 --> 00:57:23,306 I didn't really thinkyou were gonna be in Michigan this summer. 892 00:57:23,417 --> 00:57:25,408 Yeah, you're more than welcome to be here. 893 00:57:25,519 --> 00:57:28,886 Okay, stop by in a couple ofweeks. We're having a big party. 894 00:57:28,989 --> 00:57:30,581 Okay, bye. 895 00:57:30,691 --> 00:57:32,056 Stifler, was that-- 896 00:57:35,629 --> 00:57:37,187 She's coming. 897 00:57:41,936 --> 00:57:43,961 Stifler's mom is coming here. 898 00:57:47,108 --> 00:57:49,099 Efforts must be doubled. 899 00:57:50,544 --> 00:57:52,478 "Efforts must be doubled." 900 00:57:54,915 --> 00:57:56,212 Absolutely. 901 00:58:03,691 --> 00:58:05,591 Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet? 902 00:58:05,693 --> 00:58:08,287 - I think I shoved it in your box. - Thanks. 903 00:58:08,395 --> 00:58:12,263 Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man. 904 00:58:16,270 --> 00:58:18,238 Jim, what areyou doing here? 905 00:58:18,339 --> 00:58:20,807 I-- Well, I thought you had said-- 906 00:58:20,908 --> 00:58:23,638 You can'tjust stand out here. 907 00:58:23,744 --> 00:58:27,578 Look, I need your help. 908 00:58:27,681 --> 00:58:29,774 Nadia's coming back... 909 00:58:29,884 --> 00:58:31,784 and I don't-- 910 00:58:31,886 --> 00:58:33,945 I don't wanna be this awkward... 911 00:58:34,054 --> 00:58:37,114 bumbling, nervous guywith her. 912 00:58:37,224 --> 00:58:38,859 I don't wanna seem like a dork. 913 00:58:38,959 --> 00:58:41,154 Well, I know that feeling. 914 00:58:41,262 --> 00:58:43,355 Spend your life playing in the band... 915 00:58:43,464 --> 00:58:47,457 it doesn't exactly giveyou the ultra-cool hipster image. 916 00:58:47,568 --> 00:58:51,197 - I thinkyou're pretty cool. - Seriously? 917 00:58:55,643 --> 00:58:58,976 Michelle, why did you ditch me after prom? 918 00:58:59,079 --> 00:59:03,072 I didn't ditch you. I just-- 919 00:59:03,184 --> 00:59:04,617 Our date was over. 920 00:59:05,519 --> 00:59:07,749 I mean, did you want some... 921 00:59:07,855 --> 00:59:10,415 funky, weird, next-morning good-bye? 922 00:59:12,226 --> 00:59:15,821 It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something. 923 00:59:15,930 --> 00:59:17,795 Whywould I pretend that? 924 00:59:17,898 --> 00:59:19,593 Guys do that. 925 00:59:20,968 --> 00:59:24,529 Yeah, well, I'm not like other guys. 926 00:59:25,639 --> 00:59:27,300 I know. 927 00:59:27,408 --> 00:59:30,536 Okay, I'm gonna helpyou. 928 00:59:30,644 --> 00:59:32,544 Really? 929 00:59:32,646 --> 00:59:35,308 Yeah, I feel bad for saying thatyou sucked... 930 00:59:35,416 --> 00:59:38,442 even though you kind ofdid. 931 00:59:41,021 --> 00:59:43,114 I'm just-- 932 00:59:43,224 --> 00:59:45,124 Let'sjust get started. 933 00:59:46,227 --> 00:59:48,695 - Now, I'm a hot girl. - Right. 934 00:59:48,796 --> 00:59:51,697 - Okay, what doyou wanna do? - I wanna feel your boobs. 935 00:59:51,799 --> 00:59:53,824 No, you dingbat. 936 00:59:53,934 --> 00:59:56,437 You don'tjust go groping away. 937 00:59:56,437 --> 00:59:56,766 You don'tjust go groping away. 938 00:59:56,870 --> 00:59:59,940 You gotta preheat the oven beforeyou stick in the turkey. 939 01:00:03,611 --> 01:00:05,101 Kiss me, here. 940 01:00:11,385 --> 01:00:13,444 Good. Okay, now... 941 01:00:13,554 --> 01:00:15,044 the collarbone-- kiss. 942 01:00:19,827 --> 01:00:22,421 Good,Jim. 943 01:00:22,529 --> 01:00:23,962 You're making me wet. 944 01:00:24,064 --> 01:00:25,395 Holy shit. Really? 945 01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:27,626 No, I wasjust saying that soyou could practice. 946 01:00:29,503 --> 01:00:30,993 Ofcourse. 947 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:56,153 Does direction matter, like clockwise, counterclockwise? 948 01:00:56,263 --> 01:00:58,697 Okay,Jim, this is what I'm talking about. 949 01:00:58,799 --> 01:01:03,065 Your main problem is you're so uptight. 950 01:01:04,305 --> 01:01:07,741 Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No. 951 01:01:07,841 --> 01:01:11,038 The biggest pointer I could giveyou is... 952 01:01:11,145 --> 01:01:15,639 you have to feel comfortable in any situation. 953 01:01:15,749 --> 01:01:17,051 Stand up. 954 01:01:18,052 --> 01:01:18,950 Stand up. 955 01:01:20,354 --> 01:01:24,051 - Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating? 956 01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:26,752 - We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay. 957 01:01:26,860 --> 01:01:30,591 This is good. This is good. Obviously. 958 01:01:32,132 --> 01:01:35,499 - Gilligan's Island, Mr. Howell. - What? 959 01:01:35,602 --> 01:01:39,436 You've got to control yourself and think ofsomething nonsexual. 960 01:01:39,540 --> 01:01:43,067 I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. 961 01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:46,044 I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual. 962 01:01:46,146 --> 01:01:48,740 Right, right. Okay. 963 01:01:48,849 --> 01:01:51,647 - Chairs. - Good. 964 01:01:54,521 --> 01:01:55,647 Mastodons. 965 01:01:58,359 --> 01:02:00,554 Cleaning my bathroom. 966 01:02:01,795 --> 01:02:03,786 - Dung beetles. - Good. 967 01:02:03,897 --> 01:02:06,388 - Yeah. - Okay. Now, don't freak out. 968 01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:09,492 I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. 969 01:02:09,603 --> 01:02:11,572 Oh, that's cold! What areyou doing? 970 01:02:11,572 --> 01:02:12,004 Oh, that's cold! What areyou doing? 971 01:02:12,106 --> 01:02:15,075 I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? 972 01:02:15,342 --> 01:02:18,743 Okay, I thinkyou'vejust crossed my threshold. 973 01:02:28,455 --> 01:02:32,186 Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons. 974 01:02:32,292 --> 01:02:34,089 Okay. 975 01:02:38,732 --> 01:02:40,757 Pointer-- less tongue. 976 01:02:59,453 --> 01:03:02,616 - What is it? A guest book? - Yeah, and look at this entry. 977 01:03:02,723 --> 01:03:05,419 "Best thing was the blowout at Tom Meyers' place. 978 01:03:05,526 --> 01:03:07,892 - There he is. - A night not soon to be forgotten. 979 01:03:07,995 --> 01:03:10,623 August '93." It's your brother, man. Look. 980 01:03:10,731 --> 01:03:12,562 Yeah, his cottage was right down on the beach. 981 01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:16,227 Guys, this is what our party's gotta be. 982 01:03:16,336 --> 01:03:19,066 - Something we'll always remember. - Yes, definitely. 983 01:03:19,173 --> 01:03:20,731 Absolutely. 984 01:03:22,342 --> 01:03:24,970 - You go fish. - Finch, we're playing gin. 985 01:03:28,949 --> 01:03:29,817 Gin. 986 01:03:29,817 --> 01:03:30,306 Gin. 987 01:04:21,535 --> 01:04:22,934 What the fuck? 988 01:05:02,676 --> 01:05:03,911 "DearJim. 989 01:05:05,712 --> 01:05:09,443 Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better ifyou were here. 990 01:05:09,550 --> 01:05:12,383 I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia." 991 01:05:15,355 --> 01:05:17,823 Well, I wish you were here, Nadia. 992 01:05:46,093 --> 01:05:49,620 - Haveyoubeen dirty? - Oh, yes, baby. I'vebeen dirty. 993 01:05:51,732 --> 01:05:53,632 Doyou wantme to cleanyou? 994 01:05:53,734 --> 01:05:57,431 "Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication." 995 01:05:57,538 --> 01:05:59,199 All right. 996 01:06:03,377 --> 01:06:06,869 Is thataloofah, orareyoujustgladtoseeme? 997 01:06:06,981 --> 01:06:08,881 What the hell. 998 01:06:27,735 --> 01:06:29,464 Shit. 999 01:06:33,674 --> 01:06:36,006 God! 1000 01:06:36,110 --> 01:06:38,169 I been missin' out. 1001 01:06:56,530 --> 01:06:58,327 Oh, shit! 1002 01:07:04,505 --> 01:07:05,631 Shit! 1003 01:07:11,912 --> 01:07:14,642 - Everybody okay? - I'm fine. 1004 01:07:14,748 --> 01:07:16,409 I'm fine. Everything's fine. 1005 01:07:16,517 --> 01:07:19,315 Shut the fuck up or I'll break down this door and pummel your ass! 1006 01:07:19,420 --> 01:07:23,220 No, don't come in here. I'm fine. I just fell out ofthe bed. 1007 01:07:23,324 --> 01:07:25,224 - You sure? - Okay, good night, then. 1008 01:07:25,326 --> 01:07:27,260 - 'Night. - We'll seeyou in the morning. 1009 01:07:41,308 --> 01:07:42,605 Shit! Oh, shit! 1010 01:08:07,835 --> 01:08:09,962 - Poison control. - Hello? 1011 01:08:14,608 --> 01:08:16,803 Yeah, I kind of... 1012 01:08:16,910 --> 01:08:18,741 Super Glued myself... 1013 01:08:18,846 --> 01:08:21,582 to myself. 1014 01:08:24,918 --> 01:08:26,613 Don't send an ambulance. 1015 01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:30,781 Look, is there anything, you know, around the house? 1016 01:08:34,528 --> 01:08:36,928 Paint thinner. 1017 01:09:32,519 --> 01:09:33,850 Shit. 1018 01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:43,158 Don't move! Staywhereyou are! 1019 01:09:43,263 --> 01:09:45,697 Hands where we can see 'em! 1020 01:09:45,799 --> 01:09:48,359 Both hands! Get the other hand up, goddamn it! 1021 01:09:49,937 --> 01:09:52,337 I can't! I can't! I'm glued! 1022 01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:56,432 I'm glued! Sorry. 1023 01:09:56,543 --> 01:09:59,478 Relaxyour hands. 1024 01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:02,481 I'll take it from here, okay? 1025 01:10:02,583 --> 01:10:04,517 Don't worry,Jimbo. You're gonna be fine, buddy. 1026 01:10:04,618 --> 01:10:07,178 Jim, this happens to the best ofus. 1027 01:10:12,326 --> 01:10:15,124 Left foot first. Easy does it. Good. 1028 01:10:15,229 --> 01:10:18,892 - Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat. 1029 01:10:20,868 --> 01:10:23,234 Excuse me, sir. Areyou a family member? 1030 01:10:23,337 --> 01:10:25,862 Fuck, no! This isjust too good to miss! 1031 01:10:25,973 --> 01:10:28,806 Okay, sir, you'rejust gonna have to wait here. All right? 1032 01:10:36,150 --> 01:10:38,277 This summer's turned out to be great. 1033 01:10:53,467 --> 01:10:57,301 Mucilage is, uh, dangerous territory... 1034 01:10:57,404 --> 01:11:01,966 and I would think any adhesive product... 1035 01:11:02,075 --> 01:11:05,010 would have a warning right on the tube. 1036 01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,977 I thought it was a lubricant. 1037 01:11:09,082 --> 01:11:11,346 I was trying to use... 1038 01:11:11,451 --> 01:11:12,975 lubricant. 1039 01:11:19,493 --> 01:11:22,792 Son, couldn'tyou have left that disgusting thing at home? 1040 01:11:24,264 --> 01:11:26,198 Excuse me? 1041 01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:29,497 Well, that kind ofmaterial is offensive to me. 1042 01:11:29,603 --> 01:11:33,004 Oh, well, we're sorry. 1043 01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:37,143 But, you see, my son couldn't leave it at home... 1044 01:11:37,244 --> 01:11:40,475 because he's having a bit ofa medical emergency. 1045 01:11:40,581 --> 01:11:41,479 Thanks, Dad. 1046 01:11:41,582 --> 01:11:44,881 Your opinion ofhis taste in video rentals, I'm afraid... 1047 01:11:44,985 --> 01:11:46,976 is not a priority, lady. 1048 01:11:47,087 --> 01:11:48,486 Okay, Dad. 1049 01:11:48,589 --> 01:11:51,217 It's at the bottom ofthe totem pole. 1050 01:11:53,894 --> 01:11:55,794 Thankyou. Okay? 1051 01:11:55,896 --> 01:11:57,830 My son... 1052 01:11:57,931 --> 01:11:59,899 is sitting here right now... 1053 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,696 with his hand glued to his penis! 1054 01:12:04,171 --> 01:12:06,366 But that doesn't mean anything toyou, does it? 1055 01:12:06,473 --> 01:12:08,737 Becauseyou don't have a penis! 1056 01:12:08,842 --> 01:12:10,742 - Or maybeyou do! - Dad! 1057 01:12:10,844 --> 01:12:13,278 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1058 01:12:13,380 --> 01:12:16,543 You know, itjust bugs me when people speak... 1059 01:12:16,650 --> 01:12:18,550 before they think. 1060 01:12:18,652 --> 01:12:21,177 You know, ifthey speak. 1061 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,087 - Howyou doin', son? - I've been better. 1062 01:12:32,499 --> 01:12:35,059 Boy, that doesn't look too bad,Jim. 1063 01:12:35,168 --> 01:12:37,159 Goodjob, Doctor. 1064 01:12:37,271 --> 01:12:40,468 The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days. 1065 01:12:40,574 --> 01:12:42,235 Eight or nine-- 1066 01:12:43,777 --> 01:12:46,575 Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming. 1067 01:12:50,617 --> 01:12:54,246 Doctor, my son has a party in seven days... 1068 01:12:54,354 --> 01:12:56,379 and there's a young lady coming... 1069 01:12:56,490 --> 01:12:58,617 that he's been waiting to-- 1070 01:13:00,494 --> 01:13:02,792 he's been waiting to get with. 1071 01:13:02,896 --> 01:13:06,354 I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party. 1072 01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:10,334 Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying. 1073 01:13:10,437 --> 01:13:12,962 But ifhis pants... 1074 01:13:13,073 --> 01:13:15,234 decide to come off during the party... 1075 01:13:15,342 --> 01:13:18,402 could he have full use ofhis... 1076 01:13:21,114 --> 01:13:22,138 penis? 1077 01:13:22,249 --> 01:13:23,807 Okay. 1078 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,750 This should shave a couple ofdays off. 1079 01:13:28,855 --> 01:13:31,449 Oh, good. 1080 01:13:31,558 --> 01:13:33,583 Thankyou, Doctor. 1081 01:13:33,694 --> 01:13:36,060 Jim... 1082 01:13:36,163 --> 01:13:38,927 that's good news. 1083 01:13:39,032 --> 01:13:42,593 This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on. 1084 01:13:42,703 --> 01:13:44,193 Little chilly out there. 1085 01:13:46,673 --> 01:13:49,403 Well, here we are. 1086 01:13:49,509 --> 01:13:51,500 You know,Jim... 1087 01:13:51,611 --> 01:13:55,308 I thinkwe should keepyour mother in the dark about the incident tonight. 1088 01:13:55,415 --> 01:13:58,782 I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy. 1089 01:13:58,885 --> 01:14:02,377 I don't know how I get myselfinto these things. 1090 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:08,187 But thanks for understanding. 1091 01:14:08,295 --> 01:14:10,923 You've been really cool. 1092 01:14:11,031 --> 01:14:13,022 I mean, between this and... 1093 01:14:13,133 --> 01:14:14,862 you know-- 1094 01:14:16,970 --> 01:14:20,997 You know, you may be Jimbo orJumbo... 1095 01:14:21,108 --> 01:14:24,202 orJimbodinny to these guys in here, but... 1096 01:14:24,311 --> 01:14:26,973 I wantyou to know there are two people... 1097 01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:30,516 who still rememberwhere James Emanuel Levenstein came from. 1098 01:14:32,419 --> 01:14:35,582 We're awful proud ofyou, son. 1099 01:14:35,689 --> 01:14:37,418 Thanks, Dad. 1100 01:14:37,591 --> 01:14:40,389 Don't forgetyour penis cream. 1101 01:15:00,614 --> 01:15:02,707 That was it. 1102 01:15:02,816 --> 01:15:06,718 Right there. That was a pure tantric moment. 1103 01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:10,688 The ficus, the water-- it was all erotic. 1104 01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:15,558 One more stimulant, I would have had full release. 1105 01:15:15,662 --> 01:15:19,826 Finch, stay the fuck away from that ficus. 1106 01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:21,560 That's ajizz-free ficus. 1107 01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:28,067 There he is. Morning,Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man? 1108 01:15:28,175 --> 01:15:31,511 Oh, very colorful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers. 1109 01:15:33,747 --> 01:15:36,545 You're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual. 1110 01:15:48,028 --> 01:15:50,861 What, you're here now? No, that's cool. 1111 01:15:50,964 --> 01:15:53,558 You know, ifyou want to hang out with these guys. 1112 01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:55,862 Okay, then. I'll meetyou out front. 1113 01:15:59,005 --> 01:16:01,872 - Hey, Stifler, was that-- - Eat shit, Shitbreak. 1114 01:16:05,412 --> 01:16:06,379 She's here. 1115 01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:11,443 My lady has arrived. 1116 01:16:13,854 --> 01:16:16,550 - I gotta prepare. - Here we go. 1117 01:16:16,656 --> 01:16:19,784 - Great. Stifler's mom is here? - This could be a disaster. 1118 01:16:23,096 --> 01:16:25,656 Not unless Stifler's mom drives a moped. 1119 01:16:25,765 --> 01:16:26,789 Moped? 1120 01:16:30,370 --> 01:16:33,828 Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. Howyou doin', boys? 1121 01:16:33,940 --> 01:16:37,307 - That's Stifler's little brother. - What areyou doing here? 1122 01:16:37,410 --> 01:16:39,901 Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy. 1123 01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:41,776 Take a number. 1124 01:16:41,882 --> 01:16:45,409 Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day. 1125 01:16:45,519 --> 01:16:48,147 - What is that? - Is that a fuckin' dress? 1126 01:16:48,255 --> 01:16:52,885 - Areyou wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, meet my little brother. 1127 01:16:52,993 --> 01:16:54,688 Little brother, meet Shitbreak. 1128 01:16:55,929 --> 01:16:58,124 - That's your brother? - Yes. 1129 01:17:00,967 --> 01:17:02,628 My lady's not coming. 1130 01:17:04,571 --> 01:17:07,438 So my entire... 1131 01:17:07,541 --> 01:17:09,566 stockpile is wasted... 1132 01:17:09,676 --> 01:17:11,940 and I look ridiculous! 1133 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:15,038 Excuse me. 1134 01:17:20,487 --> 01:17:22,853 - That didn't look too good. - No. 1135 01:17:22,956 --> 01:17:27,916 - Let's go find your room. - So, where are the fuckin' females? 1136 01:17:30,864 --> 01:17:33,332 I can't believe I finally gotyou alone. 1137 01:17:33,433 --> 01:17:35,492 That only took, what, six weeks? 1138 01:17:36,670 --> 01:17:39,332 So, areyou alone too? 1139 01:17:39,439 --> 01:17:41,907 - Yep. - Good. 1140 01:17:42,008 --> 01:17:45,671 I'm all alone. 1141 01:17:45,779 --> 01:17:48,543 Guess what I had in mind? 1142 01:17:51,818 --> 01:17:54,252 Hey, Marco, can you getyour balls offme? 1143 01:17:54,354 --> 01:17:57,323 - Thanks. - What the hell's going on over there? 1144 01:17:57,424 --> 01:18:01,360 Nothing. It'sjust my flatmates. 1145 01:18:01,461 --> 01:18:03,429 I guess this is kind of a lost cause, huh? 1146 01:18:03,530 --> 01:18:05,623 - Yeah, I guess so. - Seeya this weekend? 1147 01:18:05,732 --> 01:18:07,757 - I can't wait. - I can't wait either. 1148 01:18:07,867 --> 01:18:09,027 Bye-bye. 1149 01:18:13,974 --> 01:18:16,704 - Surprise! - Holy-- Nadia! 1150 01:18:16,810 --> 01:18:20,211 You're here? You're here. What areyou doing here? 1151 01:18:20,313 --> 01:18:22,247 Jim, I got so tired ofsightseeing. 1152 01:18:22,349 --> 01:18:24,681 Butyou're--you're early. 1153 01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:28,515 Okay. Nice to knowyou. 1154 01:18:28,622 --> 01:18:31,216 - I will leave. - No! 1155 01:18:31,324 --> 01:18:34,760 No. Don't-- Don't leave. 1156 01:18:34,861 --> 01:18:36,886 Don't leave. No leaving. 1157 01:18:40,467 --> 01:18:44,267 It'sjust, I'm not gonna be ready-- 1158 01:18:44,371 --> 01:18:48,432 I mean, the partywon't be ready until Saturday. 1159 01:18:50,043 --> 01:18:52,477 I can stay here until then? 1160 01:18:52,579 --> 01:18:54,137 Yeah. 1161 01:18:55,348 --> 01:18:57,475 I'm gonna be right back. Is that okay? 1162 01:18:57,584 --> 01:19:00,144 - Okay. - Nadia. 1163 01:19:00,253 --> 01:19:03,745 Who's in my room. Now. Holy shit. 1164 01:19:05,125 --> 01:19:07,116 Allright, I'vegotaplan. 1165 01:19:07,227 --> 01:19:09,787 Okay. How about I come backwith you... 1166 01:19:09,896 --> 01:19:11,488 and you say... 1167 01:19:11,598 --> 01:19:13,828 "Hello, this is Michelle, my girlfriend." 1168 01:19:13,933 --> 01:19:17,460 And obviously, Nadia won't expectyou to hop in the sack. 1169 01:19:17,570 --> 01:19:21,131 And then we break up the day ofthe party. 1170 01:19:21,241 --> 01:19:23,266 And you're all healed and back on the market. 1171 01:19:24,711 --> 01:19:27,236 - You're evil. - No way! 1172 01:19:27,347 --> 01:19:29,440 I'm like Cupid. 1173 01:19:29,549 --> 01:19:32,040 And I know how to make a girl jealous. 1174 01:19:32,152 --> 01:19:33,915 This is gonna be fun. 1175 01:19:34,020 --> 01:19:35,988 I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner... 1176 01:19:36,089 --> 01:19:38,489 but wejust started seeing each other a few weeks ago. 1177 01:19:41,461 --> 01:19:44,726 But I'd really love it ifyou stayed here. 1178 01:19:44,831 --> 01:19:47,629 I thinkyou should stay and have fun at the party. 1179 01:19:47,734 --> 01:19:51,295 Good for you,Jim. Ofcourse I will stay. 1180 01:19:51,404 --> 01:19:54,339 That's great-- That's my nipples! 1181 01:19:54,441 --> 01:19:57,205 Shejust loves my nipples. 1182 01:21:29,869 --> 01:21:31,538 - Oh, my God. - You still broken? 1183 01:21:31,538 --> 01:21:32,630 - Oh, my God. - You still broken? 1184 01:21:34,808 --> 01:21:36,799 I'm fine. 1185 01:21:36,910 --> 01:21:40,141 I might have to actually go through with this. 1186 01:21:43,249 --> 01:21:45,979 What's the big deal with Nadia, anyway? 1187 01:21:46,085 --> 01:21:49,987 I mean, okay, so she's 50,000 times hotter... 1188 01:21:50,089 --> 01:21:51,989 than most girls, but... 1189 01:21:52,091 --> 01:21:54,184 come on, it'sjust sex. 1190 01:21:56,296 --> 01:21:58,560 You saw the thing on the Internet. 1191 01:21:58,665 --> 01:22:00,895 Did it look like I might have had... 1192 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,628 a slight interest in Nadia then? 1193 01:22:05,405 --> 01:22:07,305 Add anotheryear to that. 1194 01:22:07,407 --> 01:22:09,568 Okay. 1195 01:22:09,676 --> 01:22:15,080 Hey, why don'tyou bring Nadia to the concert first? It'll be a cool date. 1196 01:22:16,115 --> 01:22:18,015 We'll see how things go. 1197 01:22:23,122 --> 01:22:26,922 Michelle, you have been great. 1198 01:22:27,026 --> 01:22:28,687 Thankyou. 1199 01:22:28,795 --> 01:22:30,387 Anytime. 1200 01:22:37,537 --> 01:22:39,266 Come on. 1201 01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:44,570 You ready to break up? 1202 01:22:44,677 --> 01:22:46,975 You big, stupid dummy! 1203 01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:49,344 Theater is so cool! 1204 01:22:49,449 --> 01:22:52,782 I don't care ifyou are the best lay I've ever had in my life. 1205 01:22:52,886 --> 01:22:56,014 - I hateyour guts anyway. - Don't say that. 1206 01:22:56,122 --> 01:23:01,185 And I don't care ifyou did give me ten orgasms in a row... 1207 01:23:01,294 --> 01:23:03,228 becauseyou smell really bad. 1208 01:23:05,899 --> 01:23:07,628 I smell really bad! 1209 01:23:07,734 --> 01:23:11,226 Because we've been having so much sex, and-- 1210 01:23:11,337 --> 01:23:14,829 and I haven't showered, and I wanna shower! 1211 01:23:16,442 --> 01:23:20,344 So, don'tyou go being all super sexy guy anymore... 1212 01:23:20,446 --> 01:23:22,846 because I am now impervious... 1213 01:23:22,949 --> 01:23:26,680 toyour unrelenting machismo and sexual ardor. 1214 01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:30,851 And that includes fucking me in the ass! So there! 1215 01:23:38,598 --> 01:23:40,623 We had something special. 1216 01:24:17,136 --> 01:24:19,536 - What's up? - What's up, dog? 1217 01:24:22,508 --> 01:24:24,408 Vicki. Hey. 1218 01:24:24,510 --> 01:24:27,877 I'm so glad you came. You want something to drink or-- 1219 01:24:27,981 --> 01:24:29,778 Can I helpyou? 1220 01:24:31,217 --> 01:24:32,445 - Kevin. - What? 1221 01:24:32,552 --> 01:24:33,917 That's my date. 1222 01:24:49,569 --> 01:24:51,764 You-- You saved them all. 1223 01:24:51,871 --> 01:24:53,498 How sweet. 1224 01:24:54,607 --> 01:24:56,507 You don't think I'm a dork? 1225 01:24:59,379 --> 01:25:03,748 Whateveryou are,Jim, it is what I like. 1226 01:25:05,618 --> 01:25:07,609 Kevin left. Didn't look good. 1227 01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:09,745 Kevin left? 1228 01:25:10,656 --> 01:25:12,425 Just wandered down the beach. 1229 01:25:16,529 --> 01:25:18,394 You okay, Kev? 1230 01:25:21,701 --> 01:25:23,532 Wanna tell us what's up? 1231 01:25:25,271 --> 01:25:27,432 Wanna feel Finch's ass? 1232 01:25:31,044 --> 01:25:34,445 No, I-- I went to say hi to Vicky... 1233 01:25:34,547 --> 01:25:37,311 and she was there with a date. 1234 01:25:37,417 --> 01:25:39,942 You hooked up with three girls this year. You're doing fine. 1235 01:25:40,053 --> 01:25:41,987 Rule ofthree, Oz. 1236 01:25:48,127 --> 01:25:50,925 I guess I was living in the past-- wanting to partywith you guys... 1237 01:25:51,030 --> 01:25:53,521 and be with Vicky, just like high school. 1238 01:25:53,633 --> 01:25:56,124 You remember that day after prom? 1239 01:25:56,235 --> 01:25:58,965 You know, we made a toast to the next step. 1240 01:26:00,306 --> 01:26:02,900 I guess I never took it. 1241 01:26:05,144 --> 01:26:08,511 My brother said that by the end ofthe summer I'd see the big picture. 1242 01:26:08,614 --> 01:26:10,582 And I see it. 1243 01:26:10,683 --> 01:26:14,278 No matterwhat, times change and things are different. 1244 01:26:14,387 --> 01:26:17,845 The problem is, I don't want them to be. 1245 01:26:17,957 --> 01:26:20,016 You know, Kevin, I haven't moved on either. 1246 01:26:20,126 --> 01:26:24,495 I've been obsessed with the one woman I can't have a real future with... 1247 01:26:24,597 --> 01:26:28,590 other than a very kinky, extremelywarped one. 1248 01:26:30,069 --> 01:26:32,333 I got to find a new goddess. 1249 01:26:33,873 --> 01:26:37,240 It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer. 1250 01:26:37,343 --> 01:26:41,404 - You kinda get used to it, though, huh? - Areyou insane? 1251 01:26:44,217 --> 01:26:48,381 Look, Kev, different does not necessarily mean worse. 1252 01:26:48,488 --> 01:26:51,355 As a matter offact, I think things arejust getting better. 1253 01:26:51,524 --> 01:26:54,618 Or am I gonna have to drag your ass back to that party and prove it toyou? 1254 01:26:55,895 --> 01:26:57,089 I'll walk. 1255 01:27:12,345 --> 01:27:13,573 Wow. 1256 01:27:14,380 --> 01:27:17,474 You know, you have beautiful eyes. 1257 01:27:17,583 --> 01:27:21,644 - Oh, you're sweet. - That's a really nice top. 1258 01:27:21,754 --> 01:27:25,155 - Oh. Thanks. - You're welcome. 1259 01:27:25,258 --> 01:27:28,489 - Wanna fuck? - Areyou serious? 1260 01:27:28,594 --> 01:27:31,722 Come on, baby. Give it to the Stifmeister. 1261 01:27:31,831 --> 01:27:34,698 - I thinkyou better-- - Your loss. 1262 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,860 Wow. You know, you have beautiful eyes. 1263 01:27:37,970 --> 01:27:41,497 Come here, dude. Come on. You're making an ass out ofyourself. 1264 01:27:41,607 --> 01:27:45,008 You're ruining my mojo. And you're not the Stifmeister, okay? 1265 01:27:45,111 --> 01:27:47,477 It takes years to develop true Stifmeister style. 1266 01:27:47,580 --> 01:27:50,879 Come on, man! I just wanna see some boobs. 1267 01:27:50,983 --> 01:27:52,746 - Hey, Pop Tart. - Dream on, midget. 1268 01:27:52,852 --> 01:27:56,288 Excuse him. Come here. Take this. You're on cop watch. 1269 01:27:56,389 --> 01:27:59,256 Go out in the driveway. See any cops, call me, okay? 1270 01:27:59,358 --> 01:28:01,087 All right. 1271 01:28:11,204 --> 01:28:15,163 Gentlemen, this appears to be a party. 1272 01:28:18,110 --> 01:28:21,568 Guys, ifyou'll excuse me, I'm gonna go look for Nadia. 1273 01:28:21,681 --> 01:28:23,444 Good luck. 1274 01:28:26,452 --> 01:28:29,080 So what was this year like for you? 1275 01:28:29,188 --> 01:28:31,383 Did you miss high school? 1276 01:28:31,490 --> 01:28:33,481 Well, no. 1277 01:28:33,593 --> 01:28:37,222 When you travel as much as I do, you get used to moving on. 1278 01:28:38,598 --> 01:28:40,998 But I have great memories. 1279 01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:47,596 - Wow, can we go in there? - The lighthouse? 1280 01:28:52,778 --> 01:28:54,507 Yes, we can. 1281 01:28:54,614 --> 01:28:56,479 How romantic. 1282 01:28:59,118 --> 01:29:00,415 Jim, come on. 1283 01:29:17,403 --> 01:29:20,600 Oh, it's beautiful! 1284 01:29:20,706 --> 01:29:22,367 Cool! 1285 01:29:25,011 --> 01:29:29,380 Jim, I have told you my memories from high school. 1286 01:29:29,482 --> 01:29:31,211 What areyours? 1287 01:29:36,922 --> 01:29:38,014 You. 1288 01:29:38,124 --> 01:29:40,354 You have not changed. 1289 01:29:45,031 --> 01:29:48,091 Jim, relax. 1290 01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:52,534 We arejust, how doyou say, tooting our horns. 1291 01:29:53,706 --> 01:29:55,640 Actually, that is quite difficult. 1292 01:29:55,741 --> 01:29:56,935 What doyou mean? 1293 01:29:57,843 --> 01:30:01,074 Well, this one time at band camp-- 1294 01:30:06,519 --> 01:30:08,612 Holy shit. 1295 01:30:09,922 --> 01:30:12,049 What? Tell me. 1296 01:30:13,459 --> 01:30:16,895 Well, this one time at band camp... 1297 01:30:18,130 --> 01:30:20,189 I got stuck playing this trombone. 1298 01:30:20,299 --> 01:30:23,427 And I can't play anything at all. So I totally sucked. 1299 01:30:23,536 --> 01:30:25,470 And everyone thought I was this Petey guy... 1300 01:30:25,571 --> 01:30:28,506 but I didn't know what to think, so I just kept playing and playing... 1301 01:30:28,607 --> 01:30:30,234 and I didn't know what I was doing. 1302 01:30:30,343 --> 01:30:32,243 It was so funny! 1303 01:30:33,779 --> 01:30:36,839 - I gotta go. - What? Why? 1304 01:30:39,752 --> 01:30:41,652 Please don't take this the wrong way... 1305 01:30:41,754 --> 01:30:44,188 but, butyou're-- 1306 01:30:44,290 --> 01:30:47,350 you're everything that I used to want. 1307 01:30:47,460 --> 01:30:50,520 And as much as I may really... 1308 01:30:50,629 --> 01:30:54,326 really regret what I'm about to do... 1309 01:30:55,835 --> 01:30:57,700 there's somebody else I want to be with. 1310 01:30:57,803 --> 01:31:01,068 You want the band geek? 1311 01:31:01,173 --> 01:31:05,041 Nadia, I am a band geek. 1312 01:31:06,545 --> 01:31:09,309 I just neverjoined the band. 1313 01:31:14,086 --> 01:31:15,986 You go getyour geek. 1314 01:31:17,656 --> 01:31:19,453 Someday I will find mine. 1315 01:31:38,344 --> 01:31:41,643 Hey, Kevin Meyers. 1316 01:31:41,747 --> 01:31:43,908 Hi. Sorry I was a dick before. 1317 01:31:44,016 --> 01:31:46,849 It's okay, man. My name's Brett. 1318 01:31:46,952 --> 01:31:49,750 - Could you give us a sec? - Sure. 1319 01:31:51,190 --> 01:31:53,351 Look, you don't have to do this. 1320 01:31:53,459 --> 01:31:55,950 Maybe I was being selfish... 1321 01:31:56,061 --> 01:31:59,428 in wanting to beyour friend. 1322 01:31:59,532 --> 01:32:02,194 Maybe it'sjust not gonna work. 1323 01:32:02,301 --> 01:32:05,828 I would much rather haveyou as a friend than not haveyou in my life at all. 1324 01:32:19,251 --> 01:32:21,151 Party on! 1325 01:32:26,759 --> 01:32:30,286 - From the lighthouse all the way-- - Hey, handsome. 1326 01:32:37,369 --> 01:32:38,927 What areyou doing here? 1327 01:32:39,038 --> 01:32:41,404 I was gonna pickyou up at the airport in two hours. 1328 01:32:41,507 --> 01:32:43,771 I took an earlier flight, and I thought I'd surpriseyou. 1329 01:32:43,876 --> 01:32:47,744 - Yeah, you did. - Kinda weird without the phone, huh? 1330 01:32:47,847 --> 01:32:50,077 We'll get used to it. 1331 01:32:50,182 --> 01:32:53,481 Come on. I wanna hear all about it. Gonna grabyou a drink. 1332 01:32:54,420 --> 01:32:57,116 Steve, this cop-watch thing is horseshit. 1333 01:32:57,223 --> 01:32:58,656 Hello? 1334 01:33:00,493 --> 01:33:02,984 Man, this sucks. 1335 01:33:03,095 --> 01:33:04,926 Whoisitout there? 1336 01:33:08,133 --> 01:33:10,761 It's the Stifmeister, baby. 1337 01:33:10,870 --> 01:33:12,701 Is thatso? 1338 01:33:17,142 --> 01:33:19,474 Life's a bitch, isn't it? 1339 01:33:21,747 --> 01:33:25,046 It's all right. You don't have to say anything. 1340 01:33:25,150 --> 01:33:27,550 I'm used to girls ignoring me. 1341 01:33:27,653 --> 01:33:29,553 Or making fun ofme. 1342 01:33:29,655 --> 01:33:31,680 "Come on, Sherman. Be the Sherminator." 1343 01:33:33,392 --> 01:33:36,418 Like the movie. How clever. 1344 01:33:36,529 --> 01:33:38,463 I get it, okay? 1345 01:33:40,232 --> 01:33:41,665 Maybe I am a geek. 1346 01:33:41,767 --> 01:33:44,258 Whatever. 1347 01:33:46,472 --> 01:33:49,441 Yes! Yes, you are! 1348 01:33:51,977 --> 01:33:53,535 All right. 1349 01:33:55,748 --> 01:33:59,445 I am the Sherminator. 1350 01:33:59,552 --> 01:34:03,010 A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... 1351 01:34:03,122 --> 01:34:05,613 to change the future for one lucky lady. 1352 01:34:06,625 --> 01:34:08,616 I am lucky lady? 1353 01:34:08,727 --> 01:34:13,460 That's right, Nadia. You've been targeted for Shermination. 1354 01:34:13,566 --> 01:34:16,194 Come with me ifyou want to live. 1355 01:34:19,805 --> 01:34:20,472 Help! 1356 01:34:20,472 --> 01:34:21,063 Help! 1357 01:34:24,977 --> 01:34:27,343 - Fuck me, geek! - Affirmative! 1358 01:34:27,446 --> 01:34:29,880 No fuckin' way! 1359 01:34:36,121 --> 01:34:39,284 - Forget it. - Likeyou have a chance. 1360 01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:56,369 Cheers, bud. 1361 01:35:02,114 --> 01:35:05,049 Hey, Steve, lookwhat I found. 1362 01:35:05,150 --> 01:35:07,618 - Dude, don't touch the shirt. -Just look. 1363 01:35:10,656 --> 01:35:11,953 - Hi. - Hey, there. 1364 01:35:12,057 --> 01:35:14,860 Brilliant. You found lesbians. 1365 01:35:16,362 --> 01:35:18,887 Good luck trying to break through that force field. 1366 01:35:18,998 --> 01:35:22,297 - Lesbians? - We never said that. 1367 01:35:28,374 --> 01:35:30,934 - What? - We never said that. 1368 01:35:34,580 --> 01:35:36,275 Oh, man. 1369 01:35:37,383 --> 01:35:41,251 I will do anything-- anything-- to sleep with you chicks. 1370 01:35:41,353 --> 01:35:45,790 Okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. 1371 01:35:45,891 --> 01:35:49,054 I'll caress it, even. I'll shave some ass ifthey need it. 1372 01:35:49,161 --> 01:35:51,391 Oh, yeah. You heard me. 1373 01:35:51,497 --> 01:35:56,491 It's true. I'll kiss everybody here. Dudes, chicks, everybody. 1374 01:35:56,602 --> 01:36:00,368 Because I am comfortable with my sexuality. 1375 01:36:00,472 --> 01:36:01,769 Oh, yeah. 1376 01:36:03,842 --> 01:36:06,310 At least have a drink with the Stifmeister. 1377 01:36:07,780 --> 01:36:09,680 - All right. - That's fair. 1378 01:36:11,517 --> 01:36:13,075 All right. 1379 01:36:15,688 --> 01:36:17,986 You truly are a Stifmeister. 1380 01:36:18,090 --> 01:36:22,186 - Welcome back to the party. - Steve, those are my lesbians. 1381 01:36:22,294 --> 01:36:25,127 - Ladies, I am down with the funky shit. - Like what? 1382 01:36:25,230 --> 01:36:27,528 One time at this party, I was drinking champagne-- 1383 01:36:30,703 --> 01:36:32,330 Thankyou. Thankyou. 1384 01:36:32,438 --> 01:36:35,771 Our next soloist will be Michelle Flaherty. 1385 01:37:04,670 --> 01:37:06,501 Petey? 1386 01:37:10,943 --> 01:37:13,138 This kid is killing me. 1387 01:37:15,581 --> 01:37:17,483 - You suck, retard. - I'm not retarded. 1388 01:37:17,483 --> 01:37:18,882 - You suck, retard. - I'm not retarded. 1389 01:37:18,984 --> 01:37:21,043 I'm a very special boy. 1390 01:37:37,603 --> 01:37:39,594 How's this for a band camp story? 1391 01:37:50,916 --> 01:37:54,545 Come on, guys. Let's hear it for Petey! 1392 01:38:23,816 --> 01:38:25,977 That untalented bastard! 1393 01:39:06,825 --> 01:39:08,986 - Good for them. - It's awesome. 1394 01:39:12,564 --> 01:39:15,124 - Wanna dance? - Yeah. 1395 01:39:15,234 --> 01:39:18,067 We'll be back. Come on now, baby. 1396 01:40:02,381 --> 01:40:04,650 You know, there's only one word for that party. 1397 01:40:04,650 --> 01:40:05,514 You know, there's only one word for that party. 1398 01:40:05,617 --> 01:40:07,812 - Bitchin'. - Out ofcontrol. 1399 01:40:09,521 --> 01:40:11,490 Am I gonna have a hangover? 'Cause I want one. 1400 01:40:11,490 --> 01:40:11,717 Am I gonna have a hangover? 'Cause I want one. 1401 01:40:19,298 --> 01:40:20,458 Later. 1402 01:40:21,566 --> 01:40:23,193 - Good-bye. - Seeya. 1403 01:40:23,302 --> 01:40:26,328 - Let's go to our page. - We have to write about this party. 1404 01:40:26,438 --> 01:40:29,305 This partywas crazy! Look at my date! He's passed out! 1405 01:40:29,408 --> 01:40:31,808 - You drank him under the table. - He couldn't hack it. 1406 01:41:10,882 --> 01:41:14,181 - Best summer ever, huh, fellas? - Absolutely. 1407 01:41:14,286 --> 01:41:18,557 - Sorry things didn't work out for you. - You kiddin'? Things are great. 1408 01:41:18,757 --> 01:41:21,021 I have all the time in the world. 1409 01:41:21,126 --> 01:41:23,185 So, are we gonna do this every summer? 1410 01:41:23,295 --> 01:41:25,593 - Hell, yeah, we are. - Ofcourse we are, gentlemen. 1411 01:41:25,697 --> 01:41:27,255 Well, we're gonna try. 1412 01:41:38,677 --> 01:41:41,510 - That's a sweet car. - It is sweet. 1413 01:41:47,519 --> 01:41:49,885 - Stifler's mom. - Hey, Finchy. 1414 01:41:49,988 --> 01:41:51,922 How did you know I was here? 1415 01:41:52,024 --> 01:41:54,185 I called a couple ofweeks ago. 1416 01:41:54,292 --> 01:41:56,760 Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime? 1417 01:41:56,862 --> 01:41:59,592 I guess it slipped his mind. 1418 01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:03,061 What's your name? 1419 01:42:05,270 --> 01:42:06,464 Jeanine. 1420 01:42:09,474 --> 01:42:11,738 Okay, well... 1421 01:42:11,843 --> 01:42:15,040 I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm 1 9 years old. 1422 01:42:15,147 --> 01:42:19,277 There's a whole world out there. I can't be obsessed with one woman. 1423 01:42:19,384 --> 01:42:23,150 -Just can't be. - I'm glad you're learning, Finchy. 1424 01:42:24,656 --> 01:42:28,092 Good. Good. 1425 01:42:29,628 --> 01:42:33,462 - You want to get it on? - You better clearyour schedule. 1426 01:42:37,002 --> 01:42:38,993 Seeyou guys later. 1427 01:42:39,104 --> 01:42:41,129 Where areyou goin', man? What about Dog Years? 1428 01:42:41,239 --> 01:42:45,005 Give me, like, three days. 1429 01:42:46,945 --> 01:42:49,277 Wait, was that-- Was that who I think-- 1430 01:42:51,783 --> 01:42:54,308 - I think it was. - I think so too. 1431 01:42:54,419 --> 01:42:56,250 Son ofa-- 1432 01:42:57,355 --> 01:42:59,289 Who the hell was that? 1433 01:42:59,391 --> 01:43:00,858 That was-- 1434 01:43:00,959 --> 01:43:02,620 That was-- Someone was lost. 1435 01:43:02,727 --> 01:43:06,823 - Lookin' for the lake. - Yeah, all turned around. 1436 01:43:06,932 --> 01:43:10,095 What a dumb ass. The lake's right there. 1437 01:43:15,740 --> 01:43:19,471 Incredible. How does Finch get so lucky? 1438 01:43:19,578 --> 01:43:21,773 What areyou worried about? You got a girlfriend now. 1439 01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:23,515 Everything in. Let's go. Pony up. Dog Years awaits. 1440 01:43:23,515 --> 01:43:24,812 Everything in. Let's go. Pony up. Dog Years awaits. 1441 01:43:24,916 --> 01:43:27,942 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. 1442 01:43:28,053 --> 01:43:30,112 - I have a girlfriend now. - Yeah, you do. 1443 01:43:30,222 --> 01:43:32,656 - She's my girlfriend. - All right,Jimbo. 1444 01:43:32,757 --> 01:43:34,657 Let's go! Let's go! 1445 01:43:34,759 --> 01:43:36,090 - Where's Shitbreak? - The movies. 1446 01:43:36,194 --> 01:43:37,923 - Took the bus. - Coffee. 1447 01:43:38,029 --> 01:43:40,122 Wait a second. 1448 01:43:40,232 --> 01:43:42,132 Who the fuckwas in that car? 1449 01:43:49,474 --> 01:43:51,042 Oh, Finchy, I missed you. 1450 01:43:51,042 --> 01:43:51,531 Oh, Finchy, I missed you. 1451 01:43:53,145 --> 01:43:56,308 Yeah. Oh,Jeanine.Jeanine. 1452 01:43:56,414 --> 01:43:58,245 Call me Stifler's mom. 1453 01:44:00,418 --> 01:44:03,410 Oh, Stifler's mom! 108065

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