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-Sure you don't wanna go tomyroom?
- No. Why?
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My room mate'sal ready moved out.
We'll be all alone.
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-All right.
- The dooris locked.
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- Okay,Jim, relax. Relax.
- Okay, yeah, sure.
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Nostrings attached, okay?
It's just friendly good-bye sex.
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Yeah, right.
Right, right, right, right.
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Yeah, right.
Right, right, right, right.
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But you see,
it'sjust that...
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we've never even had
friendly hello sex.
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So do you not wanna do this?
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Oh, I do. Yeah.
No, I definitely do.
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It's just that...
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you see, this is actually
my first time.
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Well, not my first.
It's my first time...
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since my first time.
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So, technically,
that's my second time.
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And I don't--
I don't wanna suck at it.
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So if I'm not up to par,
performance-wise--
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Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on.
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I mean, girls like a guy
with confidence.
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Hey, I'm confident.
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Oh, I am-- I'm absolutely,
totally confident.
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- Let's get naked.
- Okay.
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Seems like just yesterday my dad picked
me up after my first year at college.
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We popped a couple ofbeers...
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and he said,
"Now, you're a man."
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And today I get to say
the same thing to my son.
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Honey, your speeches
embarrass him.
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So, try and do what the kids say,
andjust be cool.
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I think I bring new meaning
to the word "cool," honey.
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That's his dormitory up ahead.
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Turn over.
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- Can't bring alcohol in the dorms.
- Good.
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Thankyou, Matt. I'm just here
to surprise my sonJim.
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- Now pin my leg up.
- What?
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Pin my leg up, like this.
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Maybe you can help
me out, you know.
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Is that the one? No.
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There!
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Now I remember.
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I didn't do this for you.
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Thanks, dude.
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- Where's my big guy?
- Oh, my God!
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-Jesus!
-Jim, we got here a little early.
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- Dad, get out!
- I'll wait in the car.
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Go, Dad!
Oh, my--
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- Geez!
- Was that your dad?
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- I'm so sorry.
- For your own edification...
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son, I'm not embarrassed.
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I am!
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It's a perfectly
normal thing for two...
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- human beings to do.
- Dad, what are you doing?
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This is human nature--
human nature at its best.
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Son, everybody does it. Your mother
and I-- Well, not so much anymore.
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Gotyour favorite.
Oh, my God! They're fucking!
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Honey, honey, listen.
I'm gonna take her--
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- Pleasejust go!
- Actually, ifyou wouldn't mind.
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Honey--
I'll take her to the car.
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- Hi, Mama.
- What?
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Natalie!
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I'm Jim's dad.
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You must be the parents
ofthis young lady.
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I'm sorry I didn't get her name,
but hopefully my son did...
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because I have not been
here the whole time.
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because I have not been
here the whole time.
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Natalie, get dressed!
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- Beer?
- Avert your eyes! Turn around!
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- Thanks,Jim. Don't believe in locks?
- Oh, my God!
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Hey, fuckface.
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- Mornin', dude.
- Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.
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Before you go to Ann Arbor
to pick up Heather...
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I wanna show you
what you're missing.
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See what they are today, dude.
See what they are today.
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Okay, here we go.
Moment of truth.
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- There's little hearts on her panties!
- Super.
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There's little hearts on her panties!
Come on, look, you pussy. Look.
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What the fuck, man?
Come on!
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I'm disappointed in you.
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Here it is, the end ofour freshman year
and you screwed one girl.
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One.
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You're a disgrace
to men every where.
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Look at the Stifmeister.
I got laid 23 times this year...
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and I'm not counting the hummer
I got in the library stacks, baby.
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All right, here's a new idea
for you, Stifler, okay?
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You find a girl.
You two become best friends.
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You don't bother counting how many times
you have sex with each other.
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- You laugh at the people who do count.
- Here's a new idea for you.
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I'll getyou a spoon
soyou can eat my ass.
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Okay, people, notebooks closed.
Let's get this exam rolling.
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Oh, shit!
Do we got an exam today?
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- Areyou kiddin' me?
- Bullshit.
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Yes! I'm never even gonna think
about political science again.
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Hey. How'd you do?
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- Fine.
- Yeah?
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I can't believe I'm doing the summer
abroad. Last thing I need, more classes.
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- You're gonna have a great time.
- Hello, summer!
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- Did that exam blow orwhat?
- Yeah, it sucked.
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- Kev, what's up, man? How are you?
- Good.
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Put your party hat on.
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- We got 1 2 weeks of immortality ahead.
- Yes, sir!
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Weird.
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The one that got away, huh, son?
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Well, evidently you two made quite
the hand some couple on the Internet.
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I didn't see it.
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It was brought up
at a PTA meeting.
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Anyway, my point is...
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these little sexual debacles should not
getyou down, becauseyou know what?
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It happens to the best ofus.
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In fact...
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the first time
your mother and I...
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got together...
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I used a condom.
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Well, she referred to it
as "shrinkwrapping."
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But I got over it.
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Anyway, keep your chin up.
You keep plugging...
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and good things will happen.
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Good to have you home, son.
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It's good to be home, Dad.
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It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's
tonight after exams.
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- Did you get through 'em?
- There's the mystery man!
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Finch, how are you?
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It' japanese
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It means "hello."
Hello.
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- Finch, what happened to Latin?
- Met a Japanese girl at the art museum.
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Changed majors. Wanted to understand
all those things she was moaning.
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- You got laid in an art museum?
- The Met.
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- And the Guggenheim with Francesca.
- The Guggenheim?
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And then my social-psych professor
in Baskin-Robbins.
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All right, enough.
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But I'll tell you,
none of these women even compare to--
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Stifler's mom.
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Stifler's mom is a goddess.
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How about some more of Stifmeister's
collegiate concoction?
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This thing is like half alcohol.
You'rejust trying to get me drunk.
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Mary, would I do that?
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- My name's Christy.
- Christy, right. Beautiful name.
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Like it matters.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners!
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Johnny C., how's it going?
Good to see you.
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Looks like someone
gained the freshman 1 5.
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- This'll help.
- You're an ass hole.
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Missed you too.
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All right, everybody
having a good time? Ladies.
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Fellas! How's it going?
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The keg's back there
as always. Enjoy.
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Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler
and I have an 1 1 -inch penis...
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around!
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Think about it.
Sherman!
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Okay, Stifler,
takeyour shot.
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Come on, man.
I'm really happy to seeyou.
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All right.
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You stupid fuck!
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- Areyou Steve Stifler?
- Yes, I am.
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Thankyou for throwing
this awesome party, man.
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- No problem.
- The cops bust all our parties now.
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Well, I put the word out
so high school chicks would come.
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Just 'causeyou fuckers don't have dicks
doesn't make it okay for you to be here.
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- Hey, could I askyou a question?
- Sure, son.
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Is it true that Paul Finch
nailed your mom?
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Sons ofbitches.
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My mom's a saint!
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Go choke some dick!
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Hey, Carlos,Jason.
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What's goin' on?
Keg's back on the deck.
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How was Iowa State?
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Did you see those fuckers
I had to boot out ofhere?
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Back at Stifler's.
Just like old times.
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One difference.
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We're college men now.
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Some ofthese girls
are from the grade below us.
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I might actually have a chance.
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Hey, I rememberyou.
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Doyou now?
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You're that guywho blew
his load on the Internet.
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Splat. "Oh, wait, Nadia,
don't go." Splat.
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- Pathetic.
- Loser.
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It's exactly like old times.
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- I'm gonna miss you.
- I'll miss you.
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I'll call you
when I get in, okay?
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Go have fun.
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Bye.
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I can't believe
those two girls, Kevin.
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I can't believe
those two girls, Kevin.
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Jim, it's not a big deal.
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They toyed with my emotions.
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- Hello. Hello.
- See? There's other girls.
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- How areyou?
- You got nothing to worry about, man.
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Jessica's here.
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With Vicky.
191
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And Vicky got hot!
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Look at her.
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- Yeah,Jim, I see her.
- Hey, Kevin.
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I'll be right back.
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- Hey, Vic, how areyou?
- What's up?
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- I'm okay.
- Yeah, I'm good.
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That's good.
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- It's good to hear.
- Yeah, you too.
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Wow.
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Well, this is about as comfortable
as a high colonic in Tijuana.
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And I would know.
Okay.
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- I'm gonna get a drink.
- She's right.
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- Why is this so weird?
- Actually, I have no idea.
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See, I knew it.
I knewyou'd be mature about this.
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You know, and we could
still be friends, right?
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I miss you, Kev.
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Whoa.
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Friends, right?
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Yeah, right. I mean, I knowyou said
friends and I-- I just--
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I'm sorry.
I was-- It wasjust...
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an old habit--
a friend kiss.
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Areyou sure?
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Vic, whywouldn't I wanna
be friends with you?
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Look, we'll--
we'll just do this, okay?
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- Friends.
- Friends.
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- Ozzy, my man!
- There he is.
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Shake offyour chains ofmonogamy?
You're a free man.
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I don't think so, Stifler.
I'll never turn over to the dark side.
220
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Dumb ass. What happened to
the Nova I knew in high school?
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Nova, as in Casanova,
the guywho had all the moves.
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- He was an idiot.
- Yeah, but he was my idiot.
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Hey, everyone, listen up!
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Nova's back, baby...
225
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and he's taken the lock
offhis cock!
226
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Ozzy, I'm lobbing you a softball.
227
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Pull outyour bat
and take a swing.
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Mandy.
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This is my friend, Oz.
All-state lacrosse twoyears running.
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- Hi, Oz.
- Mandy, how areyou?
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Listen. I have a girlfriend.
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It was a pleasure meeting you.
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Beer out back.
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You pussy!
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Stifler's mom's room.
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How did you do
that magicyou did?
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Tantra.
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00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:01,902
What the fuck
areyou doin' in here?
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-Just relax.
- You get out ofmy house!
240
00:15:04,848 --> 00:15:07,339
-Jesus Christ!
- Come back here, you little fucker!
241
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:09,611
- Come back here, you son ofa bitch!
- Take it easy.
242
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,018
Easy! Easy! That's enough.
243
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:15,819
Okay, guys, we went through
this last summer, all right?
244
00:15:15,926 --> 00:15:18,190
Finch got a black eye
and Stifler got six stitches.
245
00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:19,660
'Cause he fuckin' bit me!
246
00:15:19,763 --> 00:15:21,196
You touch me, I bite.
247
00:15:21,298 --> 00:15:24,563
- You two relax and shake hands.
- Shake this.
248
00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:30,004
I need a drink.
249
00:15:30,106 --> 00:15:33,075
Why is everybody
taking a piss right now?
250
00:15:33,176 --> 00:15:36,771
-Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it.
-You'll be okay. Relax.
251
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,407
Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're
the guywho boned Stifler's mom.
252
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:43,452
- Hey, you are a god.
- Holy shit, dude.
253
00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:47,353
IfI didn't have to hold my dick 'cause
I gotta piss, I would shakeyour hand.
254
00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:49,925
- I'm honored, guys.
- Don't leave.
255
00:15:50,026 --> 00:15:52,722
You must teach me.
How?
256
00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:53,693
How?
257
00:15:55,498 --> 00:15:57,591
Lookwhat I found, Christy.
258
00:15:58,735 --> 00:16:00,600
What a coincidence.
259
00:16:04,341 --> 00:16:06,176
I've been saving this
for a special occasion...
260
00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:07,473
I've been saving this
for a special occasion...
261
00:16:07,577 --> 00:16:08,178
for a special girl,
just likeyou.
262
00:16:08,178 --> 00:16:10,840
for a special girl,
just likeyou.
263
00:16:11,815 --> 00:16:14,340
- You're so sweet.
- That's what they say.
264
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,850
Weird.
265
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:19,217
- Oh, my God.
- I spilled some on you.
266
00:16:19,322 --> 00:16:21,552
- Maybe I should mop that up.
- Thanks.
267
00:16:21,658 --> 00:16:22,955
No problem.
268
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:24,686
Whoa! Whoa, hey.
269
00:16:24,794 --> 00:16:27,922
- Take it slow. Come on.
- Right.
270
00:16:28,031 --> 00:16:31,364
You know, theywarn us
about these situations in college.
271
00:16:32,168 --> 00:16:36,434
Now, you may be intoxicated.
272
00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:38,507
Oh, yeah.
273
00:16:38,608 --> 00:16:41,338
Areyou certain thatyou wish
to engage in consenting--
274
00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,969
Hey, don't count
your chickens, buster.
275
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,244
- I'm just playing by the rules, baby.
- I make the rules.
276
00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:50,581
That's a pretty good fucking rule.
277
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:58,121
Dude, the line's too long.
I'll never make it.
278
00:16:58,228 --> 00:17:00,128
- It's gotta happen now. Get my back.
- Go, bro.
279
00:17:07,671 --> 00:17:09,571
- Clamp it off.
- Hello.
280
00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:13,305
- How areyou?
- Awesome.
281
00:17:14,544 --> 00:17:16,444
- How areyou?
- I'm really good.
282
00:17:16,546 --> 00:17:20,004
How 'bout I giveyou
a little champagne?
283
00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:22,016
Go downstairs and get us some beers?
284
00:17:22,118 --> 00:17:25,383
I've got a surprise for you.
Closeyour eyes and get ready.
285
00:17:25,488 --> 00:17:27,046
I'm ready.
286
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,760
- You want a beer?
- Yeah, all right.
287
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,565
Okay, go.
288
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,432
This is kind ofkinky,
and I like that.
289
00:17:49,045 --> 00:17:51,809
That's it.
Bathe the Stifmeister.
290
00:17:55,452 --> 00:17:57,181
Oh, that's great!
291
00:17:57,287 --> 00:17:59,448
That's great.
292
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,547
How did you get it
so nice and warm?
293
00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:07,687
I can taste the bubbles.
294
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,128
Actually, I can't.
295
00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,302
Much better.
296
00:18:22,312 --> 00:18:23,540
Wait a second.
297
00:18:23,646 --> 00:18:26,410
- Let's go.
- Thanks, man.
298
00:18:32,555 --> 00:18:33,123
Oh, fuck!
299
00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:35,057
Oh, fuck!
300
00:18:37,761 --> 00:18:42,198
Yep. Halfthese got
East High parking passes on them.
301
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:45,267
Gotta break up another one.
Call in a couple ofunits.
302
00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:48,337
- Isn't this the Stifler house?
- Yeah. Ever seen Ms. Stifler?
303
00:18:48,438 --> 00:18:51,635
- What a MI LF!
- Yeah? She got all that?
304
00:18:52,976 --> 00:18:54,637
Okay, now...
305
00:18:54,744 --> 00:18:59,306
do these high schoolers thinkwe're cool
because they're at a college party...
306
00:18:59,415 --> 00:19:02,543
or are we those weird older guys...
307
00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:05,177
that try to hang out with
high school kids when we come home?
308
00:19:05,288 --> 00:19:08,416
No way. We're definitely
not those guys.
309
00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:09,890
Cops! Cops!
310
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:13,696
Break it up.
Party's over.
311
00:19:13,897 --> 00:19:15,194
Let's go.
312
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,227
Welcome back.
313
00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:21,530
Where's Steve Stifler?
314
00:19:27,744 --> 00:19:29,644
I got peed on.
315
00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:33,947
No, man,
Stifler's got shut down.
316
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,883
We can't party anywhere anymore.
317
00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:39,420
And things are--
318
00:19:39,522 --> 00:19:42,821
- Getting weird?
- Yeah, alittlebit.
319
00:19:42,926 --> 00:19:45,292
First summer back from college.
320
00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:48,193
Yep, things are gonna get weirder.
321
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:51,631
- What areyou talkin' about?
- Well, times change, people change.
322
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,634
It'sjust whathappens,
youknow.
323
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:57,297
Kev, listen.
Go into my old room.
324
00:19:57,407 --> 00:20:01,002
My friendsandIknewthat
it was up to us tostick together.
325
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:04,807
Youremembermy firstcollegesummer? We
rentedthatlakehousein GrandHarbor.
326
00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:08,042
We treatedevery dayout there
likeit wasapost-promparty.
327
00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:10,984
Hellofa time. We cappedit
alloffwithamassiveblowout.
328
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:13,180
Bestever.
It was legendary.
329
00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:15,587
Myadviceis do that.
By the endofthesummer...
330
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:18,525
you'regonnasee thebigpicture.
331
00:20:33,509 --> 00:20:36,967
-She's on the phone. It's long distance.
-Who?
332
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,672
- Nadia! Nadia!
- What?
333
00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:42,478
New York. Hello.
Yes, dear, he's right here.
334
00:20:42,585 --> 00:20:44,610
- Here. Wait.
- Now remember--
335
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,884
Yes, I am sure to go
see the Lion King.
336
00:20:47,991 --> 00:20:51,017
Right. Anddon'tride
thesubwayaftermidnight.
337
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:54,893
I know they've done wonderful things
with that city, but, you know, for me--
338
00:20:54,998 --> 00:20:58,058
- Dad!
- He's right-- Hang on.
339
00:21:03,339 --> 00:21:06,331
- How was college?
- College was excellent.
340
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:09,377
Yeah. Yeah, it was--
it was really excellent.
341
00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:12,107
You have not forgotten
about me, haveyou?
342
00:21:12,215 --> 00:21:15,514
No. I--
Absolutely not.
343
00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:18,917
- Idefinitely didn't.
- Good, because guess what.
344
00:21:19,022 --> 00:21:21,183
I'm coming to seeyou
at the end ofsummer.
345
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,816
Ihopeyou're ready forme...
346
00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:28,523
because Ihavenotforgotten
aboutyoueither, yousexyboy.
347
00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:31,259
- Shit.
-Jim, you can eat hot dogs tomorrow.
348
00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:34,700
No, Finch,
it's not the hot dogs.
349
00:21:34,804 --> 00:21:36,704
Nadia called me this morning.
350
00:21:36,806 --> 00:21:39,969
She's coming here at the end of
the summer and she wants to see me.
351
00:21:40,076 --> 00:21:43,204
- That's killer.
- Yeah, that's a good thing.
352
00:21:43,313 --> 00:21:46,180
No, not "good thing."
Not "killer."
353
00:21:46,282 --> 00:21:48,375
I'll never be able to do it.
354
00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:52,352
Nadia is gonna be expecting
filet mignon.
355
00:21:52,455 --> 00:21:56,915
Okay, and all I'm gonna
be able to give her...
356
00:21:57,026 --> 00:21:58,584
is rump roast.
357
00:22:00,396 --> 00:22:04,730
Come on.Jim, you've had
experience since Nadia.
358
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,734
Ah, yes, you would be
referring to...
359
00:22:06,836 --> 00:22:10,203
the flute-fetish band geek that made me
her bitch, then ditched me after prom.
360
00:22:10,306 --> 00:22:12,365
Yes, that's great experience.
361
00:22:12,475 --> 00:22:15,933
Youjust gotta
find the right girl,Jimbo.
362
00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:18,036
- Brings it all together.
- I had the right woman.
363
00:22:18,147 --> 00:22:22,174
Shejust sells her cottage
and takes offto parts unknown.
364
00:22:23,286 --> 00:22:25,880
My romantic life
has passed its peak.
365
00:22:25,989 --> 00:22:28,150
Take me out to the pasture
and shoot me.
366
00:22:28,257 --> 00:22:32,921
Super start to a super summer, fellas.
Welcome home.
367
00:22:34,664 --> 00:22:38,395
Guys, I got it.
Packyour bags.
368
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:39,729
Forwhat?
369
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,895
We're moving to the lake.
370
00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:48,371
We're gonna be the shit.
Everybody on the beach is gonna know us.
371
00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:51,174
Plenty ofopportunities
to practice for Nadia.
372
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,477
Throw a huge party at the end
ofthe summer to cap it all off.
373
00:22:54,584 --> 00:22:58,213
Dude, that's a great idea. That way
we'll be able to welcome Heather back...
374
00:22:58,321 --> 00:23:01,313
and we'll be able to prepare
for Nadia's big arrival.
375
00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:05,053
This is it.
This is my summer oflove.
376
00:23:05,161 --> 00:23:07,322
Just thought I'd say
good-bye toyou animals.
377
00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:09,660
Hey, Mr. Levenstein.
How areyou, sir?
378
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:14,001
- All packed up, I see.
- We're all set, Dad.
379
00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:16,594
Don't worry, okay?
I'll be fine.
380
00:23:16,706 --> 00:23:18,640
Come on and give
your old man a hug.
381
00:23:30,386 --> 00:23:31,944
Keep it real, homies.
382
00:23:32,055 --> 00:23:34,216
You too, sir.
Have a good summer.
383
00:23:35,324 --> 00:23:37,519
All right, let's go.
384
00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:42,087
I've been running these numbers and
the four ofus can't afford this place.
385
00:23:42,198 --> 00:23:43,631
Not on summerjobs.
386
00:23:43,733 --> 00:23:45,928
Well, I kind ofthought ofthat.
387
00:23:46,102 --> 00:23:50,129
So, I invited someone else.
388
00:23:52,442 --> 00:23:56,344
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's
coming back to Grand Harbor!
389
00:23:56,446 --> 00:23:58,937
Deck the halls!
Bye-bye, Great Falls!
390
00:23:59,048 --> 00:24:01,278
Wipe my ass and lick my balls!
391
00:24:01,384 --> 00:24:03,614
It's Stifler time, baby!
392
00:24:17,767 --> 00:24:22,295
Stifler, ifyou're gonna be living
with us, you gotta behaveyourself.
393
00:24:22,405 --> 00:24:26,239
All right, you and Finch
just stay out ofeach other's way.
394
00:24:26,342 --> 00:24:29,072
Kevin, Stifler's stench
is unavoidable.
395
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:31,237
Finch, fistyourself.
396
00:24:33,449 --> 00:24:35,474
That's right, baby.
We're here.
397
00:24:36,219 --> 00:24:38,278
Yeah, baby, we're here!
398
00:25:05,615 --> 00:25:08,448
- It's a palace.
- It's a temple.
399
00:25:11,387 --> 00:25:13,287
Isn't this great?
400
00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:16,119
- Dude.
- Areyou kidding me?
401
00:25:32,475 --> 00:25:34,033
Thisjust won't do.
402
00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:09,242
Guys.
403
00:26:11,747 --> 00:26:14,477
Check this out.
This is it.
404
00:26:25,761 --> 00:26:28,355
Will you idiots tell me
what this fucker's doin'?
405
00:26:35,204 --> 00:26:36,865
Don't touch me
while I'm tantric.
406
00:26:36,973 --> 00:26:40,465
"Tantric?"
What the fuck is tantric?
407
00:26:40,576 --> 00:26:42,237
It's a Buddhist discipline.
408
00:26:42,345 --> 00:26:46,975
You learn to channel
your body's energies--your chakras.
409
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:50,951
When you can do that, you can have sex
for hours, even days.
410
00:26:51,053 --> 00:26:52,543
And this stuff's for real?
411
00:26:52,655 --> 00:26:55,089
It's been around for centuries.
412
00:26:55,191 --> 00:26:57,523
With tantra you can make
an entire session ofsex...
413
00:26:57,627 --> 00:27:00,528
feel like one giant orgasm.
414
00:27:00,630 --> 00:27:04,464
Eventually, you can sustain
that feeling by meditating.
415
00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:07,798
- Maybeyou can teach me sometime?
- Very doubtful.
416
00:27:07,903 --> 00:27:10,098
- True.
- Come on,Jim.
417
00:27:10,206 --> 00:27:13,403
- You can't possibly be that bad.
- Oh, no?
418
00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:15,704
No way.
419
00:27:15,811 --> 00:27:19,577
I guess there's only one person
that really knows for sure, huh?
420
00:27:19,682 --> 00:27:22,276
Oh, yeah?
Where is she this summer?
421
00:27:36,165 --> 00:27:39,430
Hey, areyou here for
the mid-session performance?
422
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,662
Guests go in the amphitheater.
You can't be here.
423
00:27:41,771 --> 00:27:43,705
Doyou know where I
could find Michelle Flaherty?
424
00:27:43,806 --> 00:27:46,798
Guests bring food.
Food attracts animals. This one time...
425
00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:49,241
a bear came, and then the bear
had to be destroyed...
426
00:27:49,345 --> 00:27:52,246
which means they shot it in the head
with a rifle and killed it and it died.
427
00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:54,915
You must know Michelle.
428
00:27:55,017 --> 00:27:57,144
One, two, three, four.
429
00:28:15,504 --> 00:28:17,301
That's a lot offlutes.
430
00:28:22,011 --> 00:28:24,070
Good luck. Thanks.
431
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,842
Goodjob.
Have fun atyour next class.
432
00:28:33,055 --> 00:28:34,955
Jim. Holy potatoes!
433
00:28:35,825 --> 00:28:38,259
- You're really here?
- Everybody stick together.
434
00:28:38,361 --> 00:28:39,453
Oh, shoot!
435
00:28:39,562 --> 00:28:41,931
We're not supposed to
have visitors...
436
00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:42,295
We're not supposed to
have visitors...
437
00:28:42,398 --> 00:28:44,958
'cause this one time, here...
438
00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:45,234
this kid had these cookies--
439
00:28:45,234 --> 00:28:47,259
this kid had these cookies--
440
00:28:47,370 --> 00:28:50,134
Let me guess. A bear came.
441
00:28:50,239 --> 00:28:51,297
Cool.
442
00:28:51,407 --> 00:28:53,637
It's likeyou know
all our stories.
443
00:28:55,578 --> 00:28:57,512
Was that a question?
444
00:28:57,613 --> 00:28:59,638
I don't know. Maybe.
445
00:28:59,749 --> 00:29:01,979
Doyou wanna answer it anyway?
446
00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:07,812
I leftyou like--
like three messages after prom.
447
00:29:07,923 --> 00:29:09,220
Really?
448
00:29:09,325 --> 00:29:14,627
You didn't think I was weird because
ofthe way I acted that night?
449
00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:17,392
Weird, no.
450
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:19,525
Surprising, yes.
451
00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:22,001
I get nastywhen I'm horny.
452
00:29:22,104 --> 00:29:24,572
That's kind ofwhy I'm here.
453
00:29:26,142 --> 00:29:29,578
You remember,
was I any good that night?
454
00:29:29,678 --> 00:29:32,670
Wow. Geez.
455
00:29:32,782 --> 00:29:34,511
How could I forget?
456
00:29:34,617 --> 00:29:38,485
You sucked. You didn't know
what the hell you were doing.
457
00:29:38,587 --> 00:29:42,148
But wasn't it fun even though
you were so terrible?
458
00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:45,159
- I'm sorry. "Terrible?"
- I've had worse.
459
00:29:47,863 --> 00:29:48,955
Sorry.
460
00:29:49,064 --> 00:29:52,261
I could giveyou
some pointers ifyou want.
461
00:29:52,368 --> 00:29:53,665
Really?
462
00:29:55,471 --> 00:29:59,168
Shoot. Okay, wait here.
I'll meetyou in an hour, okay?
463
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,140
- Yeah.
- Wait.
464
00:30:01,243 --> 00:30:03,336
Cool idea.
465
00:30:12,555 --> 00:30:14,785
What areyou doing?
466
00:30:17,326 --> 00:30:20,454
You're all right. Here we go. You know
you're not supposed to be here now.
467
00:30:20,563 --> 00:30:24,431
Everyone's supposed to be in
the amphitheater. All right, come on.
468
00:30:24,567 --> 00:30:26,967
It's piss poor to be this late.
I'm very angry right now.
469
00:30:27,069 --> 00:30:29,970
You can tell by the tone ofmyvoice
I'm angry. I'm pissed offis what I am.
470
00:30:30,072 --> 00:30:32,302
- Here they are. Got him home.
- Go, go.
471
00:30:32,408 --> 00:30:34,376
Wait a minute.
Areyou Petey?
472
00:30:36,178 --> 00:30:37,543
Yeah, sure.
473
00:30:37,646 --> 00:30:40,080
Petey!
Well, that explains everything.
474
00:30:40,182 --> 00:30:42,776
All right. Well, always something
with these kids. Go!
475
00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:47,083
We arejust so thrilled to haveyou.
None ofmy kids are atyour caliber.
476
00:30:47,189 --> 00:30:51,216
But we arejust so overjoyed to have
someone with your kind oftalent here.
477
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:53,420
- Great.
- Hereyou go.
478
00:30:53,529 --> 00:30:55,622
Look at this.
Your old best friend.
479
00:30:55,731 --> 00:30:57,255
- Come on. Move.
- I know it's notyours...
480
00:30:57,366 --> 00:30:59,766
butyou are going to make
beautiful music.
481
00:30:59,869 --> 00:31:01,928
- Here we go.
- This is fantastic. I'm very excited.
482
00:31:02,037 --> 00:31:05,404
Youjust own this
and break a leg.
483
00:31:23,325 --> 00:31:25,190
What was he doing
wandering unsupervised?
484
00:31:25,294 --> 00:31:26,989
Who knows?
485
00:31:27,096 --> 00:31:30,623
I'll tell you something. I'm about
fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids.
486
00:31:37,239 --> 00:31:40,208
Kids, entertain yourselves.
Play along with Petey.
487
00:31:40,309 --> 00:31:43,107
No, no, no, Petey.
Here we go.
488
00:31:43,212 --> 00:31:45,646
All right, all right.
Come on, now. A little encouragement.
489
00:31:45,748 --> 00:31:48,478
Right to this spot.
490
00:31:48,584 --> 00:31:51,212
Folks, he'sjust a little nervous.
491
00:31:52,321 --> 00:31:54,118
This isn't right.
492
00:31:54,223 --> 00:31:56,123
Just blow on it, kid.
All right.
493
00:31:56,225 --> 00:31:57,783
Here we go.
494
00:32:06,435 --> 00:32:07,800
Come on, Petey.
495
00:32:09,705 --> 00:32:11,832
Play! Do something.
496
00:32:23,018 --> 00:32:24,986
Special, my ass.
497
00:32:25,087 --> 00:32:27,351
Come on. Give the little guy
some support.
498
00:32:29,758 --> 00:32:32,727
Come on, Petey.
You're doing great, partner.
499
00:32:34,196 --> 00:32:36,289
Come on, honey.
You can do it.
500
00:32:36,398 --> 00:32:37,990
Come on, Petey.
501
00:32:40,102 --> 00:32:41,660
What the hell.
502
00:32:45,774 --> 00:32:47,264
All right!
503
00:32:47,376 --> 00:32:51,278
All right, Petey!
Come on, now! Come on!
504
00:32:52,381 --> 00:32:54,178
Rock and roll!
505
00:33:37,326 --> 00:33:38,224
Thankyou!
506
00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,130
Thankyou, Tall Oaks.
You're beautiful.
507
00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:50,404
My name is Petey!
508
00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:53,941
Thankyou!
509
00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,938
And I have gigantic balls!
510
00:34:14,697 --> 00:34:16,164
Not now!
Come back later. Go!
511
00:34:20,169 --> 00:34:22,467
Hey, hey, hey.
Come back here!
512
00:34:22,571 --> 00:34:25,802
- I wanna talk toyou!
- You are so sweet.
513
00:34:25,908 --> 00:34:28,809
He is special.
514
00:34:28,911 --> 00:34:31,345
He's my bitch.
515
00:34:33,182 --> 00:34:35,514
Well, Michelle has confirmed it.
516
00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:39,053
- I suck.
- What?
517
00:34:39,154 --> 00:34:41,918
I gotta get some practice.
518
00:34:42,024 --> 00:34:45,323
Don't worry about it. I mean,
that's whywe got the house,Jimbo.
519
00:34:45,427 --> 00:34:49,693
We plop a keg on the deck
and the girls come in offthe beach.
520
00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:52,892
It's like a hummingbird feeder.
521
00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:55,902
- You think so?
- I know so.
522
00:34:56,004 --> 00:34:57,869
Guaranteed hotties.
523
00:34:58,006 --> 00:35:00,600
Fellas, nice pad.
524
00:35:00,709 --> 00:35:03,644
Good view, but...
525
00:35:03,746 --> 00:35:07,147
the Sherminator sensors detect
no female life-forms in the vicinity.
526
00:35:07,249 --> 00:35:11,583
High likelihood of
a sausagefest in progress.
527
00:35:11,687 --> 00:35:14,019
The girls are coming.
I made some calls.
528
00:35:16,391 --> 00:35:19,622
The Sherminator's got a point, Kev.
529
00:35:19,728 --> 00:35:23,687
Since when doyou start listening
to the Sherminator?
530
00:35:23,799 --> 00:35:27,667
Since he made me realize
there's an abundance ofwiener here.
531
00:35:27,770 --> 00:35:30,295
I mean, look around, dude.
Dude?
532
00:35:30,405 --> 00:35:32,566
All right,
now it's your turn.
533
00:35:32,674 --> 00:35:34,608
Come on.
There's nothing to tell.
534
00:35:35,711 --> 00:35:38,202
Hey, what's up?
What areyou guys talking about?
535
00:35:38,313 --> 00:35:40,508
Well, you know, we'rejust
trading war stories about college--
536
00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:43,016
who hooked up with who,
who slept with who--
537
00:35:43,118 --> 00:35:45,313
So, Vicky?
538
00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:49,379
Well, there was this one guy.
How 'boutyou?
539
00:35:49,491 --> 00:35:52,119
You know, there was
a few girls--
540
00:35:52,227 --> 00:35:53,194
three.
541
00:35:53,295 --> 00:35:56,128
Look atyou.
You stud.
542
00:35:57,599 --> 00:35:59,794
All right, Oz. Now that Kevin
told us, what aboutyou?
543
00:35:59,902 --> 00:36:03,338
You haven't had the slightest bit
ofattraction to any girl at school?
544
00:36:03,438 --> 00:36:06,271
Don'tyou fuckin' say no.
I knowyou did.
545
00:36:07,242 --> 00:36:09,301
Even ifI did...
546
00:36:09,411 --> 00:36:12,505
it wouldn't be anything more
thanjust a momentary thing.
547
00:36:12,614 --> 00:36:15,583
Very uninteresting.
548
00:36:15,684 --> 00:36:18,653
How aboutyou,Jessica? How many chicks
did you sleep with this year?
549
00:36:18,754 --> 00:36:20,551
Gee, wouldn'tyou like to know.
550
00:36:22,157 --> 00:36:23,590
Fuckyeah I would.
551
00:36:25,494 --> 00:36:26,791
Come on, Ozzy.
552
00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:29,295
Yeah, man. Ball.
Pool's yours.
553
00:36:29,398 --> 00:36:32,629
- Hey, Vic, you wanna play?
- Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
554
00:36:36,605 --> 00:36:38,072
What the--
555
00:36:38,173 --> 00:36:40,709
Where are the fuckin' females?
556
00:36:41,009 --> 00:36:44,713
Jim, can'tyou leaveyour shirt on?
You're scaring the chicks away.
557
00:36:44,713 --> 00:36:45,111
Jim, can'tyou leaveyour shirt on?
You're scaring the chicks away.
558
00:36:45,214 --> 00:36:47,375
Dude, give him a break.
559
00:36:49,184 --> 00:36:50,674
Ozzy, go deep.
560
00:36:50,786 --> 00:36:52,253
Yeah, bro. You playing?
561
00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:58,224
No, keep going.
Flank pattern.
562
00:36:58,327 --> 00:37:00,761
- What areyou doin'?
- Fishin'.
563
00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:09,801
Areyou okay?
564
00:37:11,540 --> 00:37:15,237
- You okay?
- I'm so sorry. Is everybody okay?
565
00:37:22,384 --> 00:37:23,715
Amazing.
566
00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:28,852
The Force is strong
in that one.
567
00:37:30,192 --> 00:37:31,216
Whoa.
568
00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:36,993
The Sherminator detects serious heat
at a distance oftwo meters.
569
00:37:37,099 --> 00:37:39,033
Prepare to deploy beer.
570
00:37:42,204 --> 00:37:45,696
Dude, let me giveyou a valuable
piece ofadvice, okay?
571
00:37:45,807 --> 00:37:47,434
Drop the whole
"Sherminator" thing.
572
00:37:47,542 --> 00:37:49,635
Please repeat previous statement.
573
00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:52,578
Look, I knowyour last name
is Sherman, right?
574
00:37:52,681 --> 00:37:57,744
And that rhymes with The Terminator
which was a big hit movie ten years ago.
575
00:37:57,853 --> 00:38:00,651
Butyou can't tell me
a girl's ever really gone for it.
576
00:38:01,556 --> 00:38:04,719
System overload.
Hasta la vista, Jessica.
577
00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:09,258
Freak.
578
00:38:11,566 --> 00:38:14,399
Vic, hey, you guys are leaving?
579
00:38:14,503 --> 00:38:18,234
You know, we barely had a chance
to hang out, you know, catch up.
580
00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:21,673
- What areyou doing this weekend?
- I can get together.
581
00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:24,007
- Cool. Let's hang out.
- All right.
582
00:38:24,112 --> 00:38:26,672
- Bye, Kev.
- Seeya,Jess.
583
00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:32,682
No, no, that's all wrong.
584
00:38:32,788 --> 00:38:35,916
- Thankyou. Have a nice day.
- Good-bye.
585
00:38:36,024 --> 00:38:38,959
- So what does he mean, "meet up"?
- You know, like hang out...
586
00:38:39,061 --> 00:38:40,551
grab lunch, whatever.
587
00:38:40,662 --> 00:38:44,291
I told you, we'rejust friends now.
And he totally understands.
588
00:38:44,399 --> 00:38:47,994
- I'm sure he understands quite well.
- He does.
589
00:38:48,103 --> 00:38:52,369
Oh, no, sir. These are all
wrong for you. I mean, seriously.
590
00:38:53,709 --> 00:38:55,472
Sure. Well, we're friends.
591
00:38:55,577 --> 00:38:59,035
But it's not like I see her
making plans with anyone else.
592
00:38:59,147 --> 00:39:02,742
I don't see herwith a boyfriend.
I think that puts me on deck.
593
00:39:03,919 --> 00:39:07,582
Hey, Vicky only slept with
one guy since we went out.
594
00:39:07,689 --> 00:39:12,092
I mean, that like makes me 50%
ofher entire guy-related life.
595
00:39:12,194 --> 00:39:14,128
You dipshit.
596
00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:17,392
She didn't sleep with one guy.
She slept with at least three.
597
00:39:17,499 --> 00:39:19,091
What?
598
00:39:19,201 --> 00:39:21,260
When a girl tells you
how many guys she slept with...
599
00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:23,361
multiply it by three
and that's the real number.
600
00:39:23,472 --> 00:39:26,441
Didn'tyou fuckers
learn anything at college?
601
00:39:29,177 --> 00:39:32,237
He did not sleep with three girls,
much like Sly and the Family Stone...
602
00:39:32,347 --> 00:39:34,713
aren't gonna dance in here
and gang-bang me...
603
00:39:34,816 --> 00:39:37,307
between the afros
and the bell-bottoms.
604
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:38,784
It's not gonna happen.
605
00:39:38,887 --> 00:39:42,721
- Kevin did not sleep with three girls.
- Whywould he lie to me?
606
00:39:42,824 --> 00:39:43,058
It's not a lie. It's an adjustment.
The rule ofthree.
607
00:39:43,058 --> 00:39:46,027
It's not a lie. It's an adjustment.
The rule ofthree.
608
00:39:46,128 --> 00:39:47,823
- The rule ofwhat?
- Three.
609
00:39:47,929 --> 00:39:51,490
A guy tells you how many girls he's
been with, it's not even close to that.
610
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,831
Take that number and divide it by three.
Then you get the real total.
611
00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:58,895
So, if Kevin's saying it's been three
girls, it's more like one, or none.
612
00:39:59,007 --> 00:40:01,532
- None?
- Rule ofthree.
613
00:40:01,643 --> 00:40:04,246
It's an exact science,
consistent as gravity.
614
00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:07,347
Ozzy, I'm happy for you.
615
00:40:07,449 --> 00:40:10,043
At leastyou've seen a nice bod
while Heather's offsuckin' dick.
616
00:40:10,152 --> 00:40:12,120
Keepyour fantasies toyourself.
617
00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:14,620
Dude, useyour fuckin' brain.
618
00:40:14,723 --> 00:40:18,159
"I'm the American college chick.
La, la, la.
619
00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:20,694
Your European cultural shit
is so charming.
620
00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:24,465
Hot Spanish guy.
Loveyour accent.
621
00:40:24,566 --> 00:40:26,466
Loveyour ding-dong."
622
00:40:26,568 --> 00:40:30,527
I'm tellin' you, right now there
is a dick in your girlfriend's mouth.
623
00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:33,767
- Knock it off.
- What'd I say?
624
00:40:52,761 --> 00:40:54,285
Oh, my God!
625
00:40:57,232 --> 00:41:00,292
Guys, check it out.
Lesbians.
626
00:41:02,270 --> 00:41:04,005
Lesbians live here.
627
00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:06,663
You know,
Mr. Homophobic Wizard...
628
00:41:06,775 --> 00:41:10,939
that it is possible forwomen
to hold hands and not be gay.
629
00:41:11,046 --> 00:41:12,570
Friends can hold hands.
630
00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:16,913
Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear aboutyou
and your boyfriends. Gojerk off.
631
00:41:17,018 --> 00:41:19,077
Unnecessary.
632
00:41:19,187 --> 00:41:21,655
Tantra teaches you to hold
an orgasm over time...
633
00:41:21,756 --> 00:41:24,190
in anticipation
ofan ultimate moment...
634
00:41:24,292 --> 00:41:26,692
to release it upon the world.
635
00:41:26,795 --> 00:41:29,025
I'm filling up to the brim.
636
00:41:29,131 --> 00:41:33,535
That's fucking disgusting!
I'm gonna throw up.
637
00:41:41,143 --> 00:41:42,872
Hey, Heather. You're in!
638
00:41:44,279 --> 00:41:45,769
How's the studying going?
639
00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:47,849
I'd hardly call it studying.
640
00:41:47,949 --> 00:41:52,318
I've been going to the Picasso Museum,
hanging out at Sagrada Familia...
641
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:54,820
going with Pierre
to the Parc Guell.
642
00:41:54,923 --> 00:41:57,391
- Who's Pierre?
- One ofthe guys in the program.
643
00:41:57,492 --> 00:42:00,290
He's got a girlfriend back in France, so
we've kind ofgot something in common.
644
00:42:00,395 --> 00:42:02,056
That sounds cool.
645
00:42:02,164 --> 00:42:06,396
Yeah, I've overheard them
on the phone at night.
646
00:42:06,501 --> 00:42:10,232
And, well, it made me think.
647
00:42:10,338 --> 00:42:14,172
Hey, Oz, I'm reaching undermyshirt
andI'm rubbing myself.
648
00:42:15,977 --> 00:42:19,242
Oz, come on. It's phone sex.
Help me out here.
649
00:42:19,347 --> 00:42:20,780
Okay.
650
00:42:23,718 --> 00:42:26,653
I'm going over to my bed.
651
00:42:27,789 --> 00:42:30,087
AndI'm lying down.
652
00:42:30,192 --> 00:42:32,626
And I'm slowly...
653
00:42:32,727 --> 00:42:36,094
reaching downstairs.
654
00:42:36,198 --> 00:42:37,927
Grab it.
Tell me how big it is.
655
00:42:39,334 --> 00:42:42,497
Listen, Heather,
I'm feeling kind ofawkward.
656
00:42:42,604 --> 00:42:46,335
Ifwe can't be with each other,
then we have to learn to be more vocal.
657
00:42:46,441 --> 00:42:48,841
- Right?
- Right. Okay.
658
00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:53,608
Okay, here we go.
I'm reaching in my pants now.
659
00:42:53,715 --> 00:42:55,410
And I'm rubbing it
for you, Heather.
660
00:42:55,517 --> 00:42:58,281
And it feels so good.
661
00:42:58,386 --> 00:43:00,650
- Yeah, me too.
- Oh, yeah.
662
00:43:00,755 --> 00:43:02,586
I got--
663
00:43:02,691 --> 00:43:03,851
Call waiting.
664
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,655
Oh, shit. Hello?
665
00:43:08,997 --> 00:43:10,396
Wrong number.
666
00:43:11,566 --> 00:43:13,466
Hey. Hello. Wrong number.
667
00:43:15,870 --> 00:43:19,033
All right, look, man. I got
my hand on my dick right now, okay...
668
00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:21,608
and I'm trying to have sex
with my girlfriend over the phone.
669
00:43:22,711 --> 00:43:24,611
Goodfor you, man.
670
00:43:29,150 --> 00:43:31,675
Sorry about that.
Where were we?
671
00:43:31,786 --> 00:43:34,118
I thinkyou were
reaching for something.
672
00:43:34,222 --> 00:43:36,281
Oh, yeah.
673
00:43:36,391 --> 00:43:41,328
Oh, yeah, Heather. I'm rubbing it
and it feels so good.
674
00:43:42,297 --> 00:43:46,063
Hey, Oz, I'm touching myself.
What else doyou want me to do?
675
00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:48,567
Heather, baby.
676
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,468
Why don'tyou tell me my dick
is as big as Stifler's.
677
00:43:51,573 --> 00:43:52,631
Stifler, get off!.
678
00:43:52,741 --> 00:43:55,869
I am getting off
just listening to the two ofyou.
679
00:43:55,977 --> 00:43:58,741
- Keep going.
- We should try this another time.
680
00:43:58,847 --> 00:44:01,748
Yeah, all right.
Bye. I loveyou.
681
00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:05,081
- I loveyou.
- Come on you, guys. I was almost there!
682
00:44:05,186 --> 00:44:08,178
- Nice talking with you, Steven.
- Stifler, man!
683
00:44:09,724 --> 00:44:11,191
Repressed.
684
00:44:20,969 --> 00:44:22,493
Check it out.
685
00:44:22,604 --> 00:44:24,902
Potentiallesbians
leaving thebuilding.
686
00:44:33,315 --> 00:44:35,215
All right.
Now is my chance.
687
00:44:35,317 --> 00:44:37,911
I need confirmation.
688
00:44:38,019 --> 00:44:40,078
Stifler. Hey, man,
what areyou doing?
689
00:44:40,188 --> 00:44:41,883
Go get him.
690
00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:43,423
You ass.
Stifler, get out.
691
00:44:50,065 --> 00:44:53,626
Shit, dude!
I found a dildo!
692
00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:56,863
Big blue rubber dicks
for everyone!
693
00:44:56,971 --> 00:44:58,873
- The people demand rubber dicks!
- Finch, help.
694
00:44:58,873 --> 00:45:00,363
- The people demand rubber dicks!
- Finch, help.
695
00:45:00,475 --> 00:45:02,909
Dildo, dildo, dildo!
696
00:45:04,846 --> 00:45:07,872
- What areyou doing?
- Looking for more lesbian artifacts.
697
00:45:09,317 --> 00:45:11,285
- Where'd you get this?
- Finch's ass.
698
00:45:12,587 --> 00:45:14,487
- Oh, my God.
- Shit! Guys, they're back.
699
00:45:17,158 --> 00:45:18,125
Stall 'em!
700
00:45:19,761 --> 00:45:21,092
Come on. Come on!
701
00:45:21,196 --> 00:45:24,165
- Come on. Come on.
- This is awesome!
702
00:45:24,265 --> 00:45:26,495
Danielle, Amber, hi.
703
00:45:26,601 --> 00:45:29,570
Just needed the paper, huh?
704
00:45:32,073 --> 00:45:35,668
- Which room?
- I can't remember. I was too excited.
705
00:45:35,777 --> 00:45:38,302
- I'm in a lesbian stronghold.
- Was it in here?
706
00:45:38,413 --> 00:45:41,746
- Whyyou asking me so many questions?
- Was it in here?
707
00:45:41,850 --> 00:45:44,546
- Maybe.
- Was it orwas it not here?
708
00:45:44,652 --> 00:45:47,450
Happy painting, boys.
709
00:45:48,923 --> 00:45:50,948
You gotta get out ofthere.
They're inside.
710
00:45:51,059 --> 00:45:52,253
Shit balls.
711
00:45:57,732 --> 00:46:01,031
- Very original, Steven.
- Don't call me Steven.
712
00:46:14,616 --> 00:46:16,880
I can wear that
little leopard bikini ofmine.
713
00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:19,647
I love that one.
It's so cute on you.
714
00:46:19,754 --> 00:46:21,244
Help me zip, please.
715
00:46:24,025 --> 00:46:28,121
- Did I showyou my cute pink shoes?
- Does it match your pink bikini?
716
00:46:28,229 --> 00:46:30,129
They'regettingnaked.
717
00:46:34,068 --> 00:46:35,558
- Cute.
- Thankyou.
718
00:46:43,411 --> 00:46:45,242
Shit. She's de-pantsing.
719
00:46:45,346 --> 00:46:47,143
Oh, man.
720
00:46:47,248 --> 00:46:51,344
Wait. They can't hear us inside?
We won't cross over their radio?
721
00:46:51,453 --> 00:46:54,581
No, man.
These work ona CB frequency.
722
00:46:54,689 --> 00:46:56,486
This girlissohot.
723
00:47:01,529 --> 00:47:04,498
Two possible lesbians
in their bras and panties.
724
00:47:04,599 --> 00:47:05,691
Lesbians?
725
00:47:07,202 --> 00:47:09,261
Didyousaylesbians?
726
00:47:09,370 --> 00:47:10,769
Hot lesbians!
727
00:47:14,008 --> 00:47:16,306
- Don't touch me.
- I'm not.
728
00:47:25,887 --> 00:47:28,412
That better not have been
what I thought it was.
729
00:47:31,226 --> 00:47:33,251
This is not gonna fit.
Look atyou and look at me.
730
00:47:33,361 --> 00:47:36,592
- Too big.
- I'll getyou the blue stringy number.
731
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,265
JohnnyWest is missing.
732
00:47:42,871 --> 00:47:44,964
Maybeyou kicked it
under the bed.
733
00:47:47,108 --> 00:47:48,405
Okay, let me look.
734
00:47:48,510 --> 00:47:51,343
Wait. Didn'tyou have it
when we were downstairs?
735
00:47:51,446 --> 00:47:52,811
Maybe.
736
00:47:56,684 --> 00:47:59,744
Guys, get the hell
out ofthere right now.
737
00:48:01,856 --> 00:48:02,754
Come on!
738
00:48:02,857 --> 00:48:05,223
- It's clear!
- Go, go, go!
739
00:48:10,899 --> 00:48:12,196
They're coming back.
740
00:48:18,006 --> 00:48:21,237
I'm just so glad I found him.
He's my favorite collectible.
741
00:48:21,342 --> 00:48:22,741
I know.
742
00:48:25,346 --> 00:48:28,042
Guys, we got nothin'
to worry about.
743
00:48:28,149 --> 00:48:31,050
I just remembered, I got that dildo
from the other bedroom.
744
00:48:34,889 --> 00:48:37,790
Holy shit!
There's a dildo in my drawer.
745
00:48:37,892 --> 00:48:41,521
Oh, my God! You could have
asked me ifyou wanted to borrow it.
746
00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:44,254
Stop it.
747
00:48:46,668 --> 00:48:49,831
- What the hell was that?
- I don't know. Call 91 1 .
748
00:48:53,541 --> 00:48:55,099
- No 91 1 .
- Don't call the police.
749
00:48:55,209 --> 00:48:59,043
- My God, it's the painting kids.
- I'm still calling the cops.
750
00:48:59,147 --> 00:49:01,115
Okay, no, no, no.
This isn't right.
751
00:49:01,215 --> 00:49:04,446
- Look. Stifler did break in here.
- You dick!
752
00:49:04,552 --> 00:49:07,077
But wejust followed him in
to get him out.
753
00:49:08,756 --> 00:49:11,384
I just wanted proofthatyou chicks
are really lesbians.
754
00:49:16,130 --> 00:49:19,099
You wanna mess with 'em?
755
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,065
Yeah, it'll be fun.
756
00:49:21,169 --> 00:49:23,262
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
757
00:49:24,372 --> 00:49:26,738
You guys like that?
758
00:49:34,682 --> 00:49:37,412
Ozzy, stand by for confirmation.
759
00:49:39,053 --> 00:49:41,647
That's a big 1 0-4
on the confirmation.
760
00:49:43,825 --> 00:49:46,851
Sounds likeyour little friends
outside wanna play too.
761
00:49:50,331 --> 00:49:52,231
You won't be needing this.
762
00:49:54,102 --> 00:49:56,002
Who wants me to touch Amber?
763
00:49:57,271 --> 00:49:58,761
Ido, Ido.
764
00:49:58,873 --> 00:50:01,501
- Who the hell is that?
- Who's this?
765
00:50:01,609 --> 00:50:05,067
This isJohn Smith.
766
00:50:06,614 --> 00:50:09,276
I'm turning offmy radio now.
767
00:50:09,384 --> 00:50:13,650
Okay.
Where should I touch Amber?
768
00:50:13,755 --> 00:50:16,087
Ass, baby.
Feel that ass!
769
00:50:21,062 --> 00:50:21,994
That's nice.
770
00:50:25,733 --> 00:50:29,032
I know.
You feel his ass first.
771
00:50:30,471 --> 00:50:31,369
Excuse me?
772
00:50:31,472 --> 00:50:34,270
- Yeah, I like that. That's good.
- It's good.
773
00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:37,606
Yeah, so I got some painting
I should-- It's--
774
00:50:37,712 --> 00:50:40,579
Jim, hold on.
I can handle it.
775
00:50:40,682 --> 00:50:42,946
- What?
- I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
776
00:50:43,051 --> 00:50:45,485
And I would love
to see that show.
777
00:50:45,586 --> 00:50:47,713
Bravo!
778
00:50:51,225 --> 00:50:54,023
One finger on the cheek.
779
00:50:54,128 --> 00:50:56,153
We want...
780
00:50:56,264 --> 00:50:58,960
palm grasping.
781
00:51:00,068 --> 00:51:02,059
That's too much.
No, no, no.
782
00:51:02,170 --> 00:51:04,195
You don't touch,
we don't touch.
783
00:51:04,305 --> 00:51:07,741
- Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it.
- Come on, boys.
784
00:51:07,842 --> 00:51:11,437
-Jesus Christ.
- Oh, shit.
785
00:51:13,881 --> 00:51:15,849
I'm touching his ass.
I'm touching his ass.
786
00:51:17,452 --> 00:51:19,477
Red Leader,
what's your position?
787
00:51:19,587 --> 00:51:22,488
I'm touchinghis ass.
I'm touchinghis ass.
788
00:51:22,590 --> 00:51:23,488
Mommy!
789
00:51:24,759 --> 00:51:25,851
We can go.
790
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,894
That reallywasn't bad.
791
00:51:27,995 --> 00:51:30,429
- I wanna go home.
- That's too bad.
792
00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:35,167
Never mind.
I'm staying.
793
00:51:35,269 --> 00:51:37,703
Danielle is feeling my breasts.
794
00:51:40,308 --> 00:51:42,276
No way, dude!
795
00:51:42,376 --> 00:51:43,809
Herbreastsaresoluscious.
796
00:51:43,911 --> 00:51:46,311
What a wonderful Christmas gift
you bought the boys.
797
00:51:46,414 --> 00:51:49,178
Mynipplesaresohard.
798
00:51:50,451 --> 00:51:52,009
I think I can fix these.
799
00:51:58,559 --> 00:52:00,151
SweetJesus.
800
00:52:02,296 --> 00:52:03,354
Your turn.
801
00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:06,032
Oh, yeah!
802
00:52:09,871 --> 00:52:10,860
Him.
803
00:52:15,243 --> 00:52:16,403
Kiss.
804
00:52:16,511 --> 00:52:18,911
Dude, no.
805
00:52:19,013 --> 00:52:22,414
- Wait. What?
- Oh, yeah. You want more?
806
00:52:22,517 --> 00:52:24,985
We want more.
Go get him, tiger.
807
00:52:25,086 --> 00:52:27,884
- You're gonna love it.
- Do it for us.
808
00:52:31,025 --> 00:52:31,957
Okay, dude.
809
00:52:35,229 --> 00:52:37,129
One, two...
810
00:52:38,533 --> 00:52:40,433
three.
811
00:52:40,535 --> 00:52:43,595
- That doesn't even count.
- That totally counted.
812
00:52:43,704 --> 00:52:46,174
- That's howyou kiss your mother.
- Don'tyou say anything!
813
00:52:46,307 --> 00:52:47,399
Make it real.
814
00:52:47,508 --> 00:52:49,442
You do that...
815
00:52:49,544 --> 00:52:51,774
we'll do anything you want.
816
00:52:51,879 --> 00:52:53,244
Anything?
817
00:52:53,347 --> 00:52:54,746
Anything.
818
00:52:57,952 --> 00:52:59,180
You better like it.
819
00:52:59,287 --> 00:53:00,720
- Promise.
- I promise.
820
00:53:00,822 --> 00:53:02,722
I wouldn't lie.
821
00:53:04,325 --> 00:53:05,724
Come on.
822
00:53:09,630 --> 00:53:12,190
That is what I'm talking about.
823
00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:15,133
Kev, you can look.
824
00:53:19,173 --> 00:53:21,038
That's it.
825
00:53:21,142 --> 00:53:22,871
Where's your tongue?
826
00:53:28,549 --> 00:53:30,039
Good boys.
827
00:53:30,151 --> 00:53:32,915
- Very good.
- Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser.
828
00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:34,954
What? I wasn't trying!
829
00:53:35,056 --> 00:53:36,921
That's not fair!
830
00:53:37,024 --> 00:53:38,992
I wasn't trying there.
I'm really--
831
00:53:39,093 --> 00:53:40,788
- I'm not--
- Nojudgment.
832
00:53:40,895 --> 00:53:43,659
- Nope.
- Wait a second. You were trying?
833
00:53:43,764 --> 00:53:46,232
- Fuck no!
- You were trying!
834
00:53:46,334 --> 00:53:49,132
- Oh, my-- That's disg--
- I kissedJim!
835
00:53:49,237 --> 00:53:51,137
Silence. Silence. Silence!
836
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,332
- Ladies.
- Yes?
837
00:53:53,441 --> 00:53:55,500
As you were.
838
00:53:57,345 --> 00:53:59,245
- Here we go.
- Let's do it.
839
00:54:13,628 --> 00:54:17,086
Them girls sound like the two
transvestites we picked up in Biloxi.
840
00:54:17,198 --> 00:54:19,689
- Honey, come on. Food's ready.
- I'm not hungry!
841
00:54:29,443 --> 00:54:32,003
I can't believe this.
Okay,just do it.
842
00:54:34,916 --> 00:54:37,612
- Oh, God.
- It was worth it.
843
00:54:37,718 --> 00:54:39,117
Hello.
844
00:54:50,331 --> 00:54:51,992
Keep goin'.
845
00:54:55,937 --> 00:54:58,531
Okay, I think that's enough now.
That's good.
846
00:54:58,639 --> 00:55:02,040
- I want more.
- Hell, yeah. I want more too, baby.
847
00:55:03,945 --> 00:55:08,075
We're gonna get more physical
as soon as we get some--
848
00:55:09,617 --> 00:55:11,983
- Handjobs.
- Okay!
849
00:55:13,921 --> 00:55:15,218
Handjobs.
850
00:55:17,158 --> 00:55:20,423
You do him.
We love to watch.
851
00:55:21,696 --> 00:55:22,754
I'm sorry?
852
00:55:22,863 --> 00:55:25,024
- You go.
- We go.
853
00:55:29,837 --> 00:55:31,737
Don't be a wimp.
854
00:55:35,076 --> 00:55:37,510
Okay. It's okay.
855
00:55:37,611 --> 00:55:39,442
I know what I have to do.
856
00:55:40,281 --> 00:55:42,613
I need to keep this party goin'.
857
00:55:43,718 --> 00:55:46,187
I'm takin' one for the team.
858
00:55:47,088 --> 00:55:48,487
Mother ofGod!
859
00:55:48,589 --> 00:55:50,113
Come on, you pussies!
We had 'em!
860
00:55:50,224 --> 00:55:52,886
- I am not touching that.
- Put that thing away, Stifler.
861
00:55:52,994 --> 00:55:56,225
Why can'tyou guys
be team players, huh?
862
00:55:56,330 --> 00:55:58,127
I was the one doin'
all the sacrificin'.
863
00:56:02,603 --> 00:56:06,198
And now for our devoted listeners,
back to the show.
864
00:56:08,309 --> 00:56:10,470
Letme try thatdildo.
865
00:56:13,147 --> 00:56:14,876
Now waitjust a minute.
866
00:56:14,982 --> 00:56:17,883
Stiflerwanted to give
you two handjobs?
867
00:56:17,985 --> 00:56:21,785
No. Stiflerwanted one from us.
868
00:56:21,889 --> 00:56:23,789
What? Bullshit.
869
00:56:23,891 --> 00:56:25,654
He did.
And it was horrible.
870
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,455
Very horrible.
871
00:56:27,561 --> 00:56:30,029
You guys, you wanna
play some "asshole"?
872
00:56:30,131 --> 00:56:32,759
Just watching the game, Kev.
873
00:56:32,867 --> 00:56:34,926
I just wanna
do something together.
874
00:56:35,036 --> 00:56:37,129
Wejust did something together.
875
00:56:37,238 --> 00:56:40,207
- Very together.
- Ho, ho, ho.
876
00:56:40,307 --> 00:56:42,366
Stifler Claus is here.
877
00:56:42,476 --> 00:56:45,309
Now,just so there's no confusion...
878
00:56:45,413 --> 00:56:48,814
Santa Porn hasjust brought us
some heterosexual entertainment.
879
00:56:50,551 --> 00:56:51,449
Hereyou go.
880
00:56:52,653 --> 00:56:54,450
All right. Here.
881
00:56:54,555 --> 00:56:57,285
And the Stifmeister's provided us
some complimentary lubricant.
882
00:56:57,391 --> 00:56:59,325
Whack away,Jim. Whack away.
883
00:56:59,427 --> 00:57:01,190
Does this stuffreally
make a difference?
884
00:57:01,295 --> 00:57:02,762
Oh, yeah!
885
00:57:02,863 --> 00:57:04,057
Really?
886
00:57:09,804 --> 00:57:12,204
Stifmeister's palace oflove--
887
00:57:12,306 --> 00:57:13,864
straight love.
888
00:57:15,076 --> 00:57:17,943
Oh, hey.
Yeah, I'm fine.
889
00:57:18,045 --> 00:57:19,706
- How aboutyou?
- That's Stifler's mom.
890
00:57:19,814 --> 00:57:21,213
Silence.
891
00:57:21,315 --> 00:57:23,306
I didn't really thinkyou were gonna be
in Michigan this summer.
892
00:57:23,417 --> 00:57:25,408
Yeah, you're more than welcome
to be here.
893
00:57:25,519 --> 00:57:28,886
Okay, stop by in a couple ofweeks.
We're having a big party.
894
00:57:28,989 --> 00:57:30,581
Okay, bye.
895
00:57:30,691 --> 00:57:32,056
Stifler, was that--
896
00:57:35,629 --> 00:57:37,187
She's coming.
897
00:57:41,936 --> 00:57:43,961
Stifler's mom is coming here.
898
00:57:47,108 --> 00:57:49,099
Efforts must be doubled.
899
00:57:50,544 --> 00:57:52,478
"Efforts must be doubled."
900
00:57:54,915 --> 00:57:56,212
Absolutely.
901
00:58:03,691 --> 00:58:05,591
Jenny, where'd you put
my clarinet?
902
00:58:05,693 --> 00:58:08,287
- I think I shoved it in your box.
- Thanks.
903
00:58:08,395 --> 00:58:12,263
Bad man.
I'm a bad, bad man.
904
00:58:16,270 --> 00:58:18,238
Jim, what areyou
doing here?
905
00:58:18,339 --> 00:58:20,807
I-- Well, I thought
you had said--
906
00:58:20,908 --> 00:58:23,638
You can'tjust
stand out here.
907
00:58:23,744 --> 00:58:27,578
Look, I need your help.
908
00:58:27,681 --> 00:58:29,774
Nadia's coming back...
909
00:58:29,884 --> 00:58:31,784
and I don't--
910
00:58:31,886 --> 00:58:33,945
I don't wanna be this awkward...
911
00:58:34,054 --> 00:58:37,114
bumbling, nervous guywith her.
912
00:58:37,224 --> 00:58:38,859
I don't wanna seem
like a dork.
913
00:58:38,959 --> 00:58:41,154
Well, I know that feeling.
914
00:58:41,262 --> 00:58:43,355
Spend your life playing
in the band...
915
00:58:43,464 --> 00:58:47,457
it doesn't exactly giveyou
the ultra-cool hipster image.
916
00:58:47,568 --> 00:58:51,197
- I thinkyou're pretty cool.
- Seriously?
917
00:58:55,643 --> 00:58:58,976
Michelle, why did you
ditch me after prom?
918
00:58:59,079 --> 00:59:03,072
I didn't ditch you.
I just--
919
00:59:03,184 --> 00:59:04,617
Our date was over.
920
00:59:05,519 --> 00:59:07,749
I mean, did you want some...
921
00:59:07,855 --> 00:59:10,415
funky, weird,
next-morning good-bye?
922
00:59:12,226 --> 00:59:15,821
It's not like I wanted you to pretend
you were in love with me or something.
923
00:59:15,930 --> 00:59:17,795
Whywould I pretend that?
924
00:59:17,898 --> 00:59:19,593
Guys do that.
925
00:59:20,968 --> 00:59:24,529
Yeah, well,
I'm not like other guys.
926
00:59:25,639 --> 00:59:27,300
I know.
927
00:59:27,408 --> 00:59:30,536
Okay, I'm gonna helpyou.
928
00:59:30,644 --> 00:59:32,544
Really?
929
00:59:32,646 --> 00:59:35,308
Yeah, I feel bad
for saying thatyou sucked...
930
00:59:35,416 --> 00:59:38,442
even though you kind ofdid.
931
00:59:41,021 --> 00:59:43,114
I'm just--
932
00:59:43,224 --> 00:59:45,124
Let'sjust get started.
933
00:59:46,227 --> 00:59:48,695
- Now, I'm a hot girl.
- Right.
934
00:59:48,796 --> 00:59:51,697
- Okay, what doyou wanna do?
- I wanna feel your boobs.
935
00:59:51,799 --> 00:59:53,824
No, you dingbat.
936
00:59:53,934 --> 00:59:56,437
You don'tjust go
groping away.
937
00:59:56,437 --> 00:59:56,766
You don'tjust go
groping away.
938
00:59:56,870 --> 00:59:59,940
You gotta preheat the oven
beforeyou stick in the turkey.
939
01:00:03,611 --> 01:00:05,101
Kiss me, here.
940
01:00:11,385 --> 01:00:13,444
Good. Okay, now...
941
01:00:13,554 --> 01:00:15,044
the collarbone-- kiss.
942
01:00:19,827 --> 01:00:22,421
Good,Jim.
943
01:00:22,529 --> 01:00:23,962
You're making me wet.
944
01:00:24,064 --> 01:00:25,395
Holy shit. Really?
945
01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:27,626
No, I wasjust saying that
soyou could practice.
946
01:00:29,503 --> 01:00:30,993
Ofcourse.
947
01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:56,153
Does direction matter,
like clockwise, counterclockwise?
948
01:00:56,263 --> 01:00:58,697
Okay,Jim,
this is what I'm talking about.
949
01:00:58,799 --> 01:01:03,065
Your main problem is
you're so uptight.
950
01:01:04,305 --> 01:01:07,741
Do I seem uptight
about my sexual stuff? No.
951
01:01:07,841 --> 01:01:11,038
The biggest pointer
I could giveyou is...
952
01:01:11,145 --> 01:01:15,639
you have to feel comfortable
in any situation.
953
01:01:15,749 --> 01:01:17,051
Stand up.
954
01:01:18,052 --> 01:01:18,950
Stand up.
955
01:01:20,354 --> 01:01:24,051
- Now, this is a fucked-up situation.
- What happened to preheating?
956
01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:26,752
- We're skipping a few chapters.
- Oh, okay.
957
01:01:26,860 --> 01:01:30,591
This is good. This is good.
Obviously.
958
01:01:32,132 --> 01:01:35,499
- Gilligan's Island, Mr. Howell.
- What?
959
01:01:35,602 --> 01:01:39,436
You've got to control yourself
and think ofsomething nonsexual.
960
01:01:39,540 --> 01:01:43,067
I haven't even touched you yet,
and you're turning into the Sears Tower.
961
01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:46,044
I'm sorry.
Yeah, nonsexual.
962
01:01:46,146 --> 01:01:48,740
Right, right.
Okay.
963
01:01:48,849 --> 01:01:51,647
- Chairs.
- Good.
964
01:01:54,521 --> 01:01:55,647
Mastodons.
965
01:01:58,359 --> 01:02:00,554
Cleaning my bathroom.
966
01:02:01,795 --> 01:02:03,786
- Dung beetles.
- Good.
967
01:02:03,897 --> 01:02:06,388
- Yeah.
- Okay. Now, don't freak out.
968
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:09,492
I'm gonna do something
to push your threshold.
969
01:02:09,603 --> 01:02:11,572
Oh, that's cold!
What areyou doing?
970
01:02:11,572 --> 01:02:12,004
Oh, that's cold!
What areyou doing?
971
01:02:12,106 --> 01:02:15,075
I just shoved a trumpet in your ass.
Aren't instruments fun?
972
01:02:15,342 --> 01:02:18,743
Okay, I thinkyou'vejust
crossed my threshold.
973
01:02:28,455 --> 01:02:32,186
Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then.
We can finish lessons.
974
01:02:32,292 --> 01:02:34,089
Okay.
975
01:02:38,732 --> 01:02:40,757
Pointer--
less tongue.
976
01:02:59,453 --> 01:03:02,616
- What is it? A guest book?
- Yeah, and look at this entry.
977
01:03:02,723 --> 01:03:05,419
"Best thing was the blowout
at Tom Meyers' place.
978
01:03:05,526 --> 01:03:07,892
- There he is.
- A night not soon to be forgotten.
979
01:03:07,995 --> 01:03:10,623
August '93."
It's your brother, man. Look.
980
01:03:10,731 --> 01:03:12,562
Yeah, his cottage was
right down on the beach.
981
01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:16,227
Guys, this is what
our party's gotta be.
982
01:03:16,336 --> 01:03:19,066
- Something we'll always remember.
- Yes, definitely.
983
01:03:19,173 --> 01:03:20,731
Absolutely.
984
01:03:22,342 --> 01:03:24,970
- You go fish.
- Finch, we're playing gin.
985
01:03:28,949 --> 01:03:29,817
Gin.
986
01:03:29,817 --> 01:03:30,306
Gin.
987
01:04:21,535 --> 01:04:22,934
What the fuck?
988
01:05:02,676 --> 01:05:03,911
"DearJim.
989
01:05:05,712 --> 01:05:09,443
Chicago is beautiful,
but it would be better ifyou were here.
990
01:05:09,550 --> 01:05:12,383
I'm counting the days.
Love, Nadia."
991
01:05:15,355 --> 01:05:17,823
Well, I wish
you were here, Nadia.
992
01:05:46,093 --> 01:05:49,620
- Haveyoubeen dirty?
- Oh, yes, baby. I'vebeen dirty.
993
01:05:51,732 --> 01:05:53,632
Doyou wantme to cleanyou?
994
01:05:53,734 --> 01:05:57,431
"Apply a few drops
to achieve desired lubrication."
995
01:05:57,538 --> 01:05:59,199
All right.
996
01:06:03,377 --> 01:06:06,869
Is thataloofah,
orareyoujustgladtoseeme?
997
01:06:06,981 --> 01:06:08,881
What the hell.
998
01:06:27,735 --> 01:06:29,464
Shit.
999
01:06:33,674 --> 01:06:36,006
God!
1000
01:06:36,110 --> 01:06:38,169
I been missin' out.
1001
01:06:56,530 --> 01:06:58,327
Oh, shit!
1002
01:07:04,505 --> 01:07:05,631
Shit!
1003
01:07:11,912 --> 01:07:14,642
- Everybody okay?
- I'm fine.
1004
01:07:14,748 --> 01:07:16,409
I'm fine.
Everything's fine.
1005
01:07:16,517 --> 01:07:19,315
Shut the fuck up or I'll break down
this door and pummel your ass!
1006
01:07:19,420 --> 01:07:23,220
No, don't come in here. I'm fine.
I just fell out ofthe bed.
1007
01:07:23,324 --> 01:07:25,224
- You sure?
- Okay, good night, then.
1008
01:07:25,326 --> 01:07:27,260
- 'Night.
- We'll seeyou in the morning.
1009
01:07:41,308 --> 01:07:42,605
Shit!
Oh, shit!
1010
01:08:07,835 --> 01:08:09,962
- Poison control.
- Hello?
1011
01:08:14,608 --> 01:08:16,803
Yeah, I kind of...
1012
01:08:16,910 --> 01:08:18,741
Super Glued myself...
1013
01:08:18,846 --> 01:08:21,582
to myself.
1014
01:08:24,918 --> 01:08:26,613
Don't send an ambulance.
1015
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:30,781
Look, is there anything, you know,
around the house?
1016
01:08:34,528 --> 01:08:36,928
Paint thinner.
1017
01:09:32,519 --> 01:09:33,850
Shit.
1018
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:43,158
Don't move!
Staywhereyou are!
1019
01:09:43,263 --> 01:09:45,697
Hands where we can see 'em!
1020
01:09:45,799 --> 01:09:48,359
Both hands!
Get the other hand up, goddamn it!
1021
01:09:49,937 --> 01:09:52,337
I can't! I can't!
I'm glued!
1022
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:56,432
I'm glued!
Sorry.
1023
01:09:56,543 --> 01:09:59,478
Relaxyour hands.
1024
01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:02,481
I'll take it from here, okay?
1025
01:10:02,583 --> 01:10:04,517
Don't worry,Jimbo.
You're gonna be fine, buddy.
1026
01:10:04,618 --> 01:10:07,178
Jim, this happens
to the best ofus.
1027
01:10:12,326 --> 01:10:15,124
Left foot first.
Easy does it. Good.
1028
01:10:15,229 --> 01:10:18,892
- Watch your head.
- All right. Take a seat.
1029
01:10:20,868 --> 01:10:23,234
Excuse me, sir.
Areyou a family member?
1030
01:10:23,337 --> 01:10:25,862
Fuck, no!
This isjust too good to miss!
1031
01:10:25,973 --> 01:10:28,806
Okay, sir, you'rejust gonna have
to wait here. All right?
1032
01:10:36,150 --> 01:10:38,277
This summer's
turned out to be great.
1033
01:10:53,467 --> 01:10:57,301
Mucilage is, uh,
dangerous territory...
1034
01:10:57,404 --> 01:11:01,966
and I would think
any adhesive product...
1035
01:11:02,075 --> 01:11:05,010
would have a warning
right on the tube.
1036
01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,977
I thought it was a lubricant.
1037
01:11:09,082 --> 01:11:11,346
I was trying to use...
1038
01:11:11,451 --> 01:11:12,975
lubricant.
1039
01:11:19,493 --> 01:11:22,792
Son, couldn'tyou have left
that disgusting thing at home?
1040
01:11:24,264 --> 01:11:26,198
Excuse me?
1041
01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:29,497
Well, that kind ofmaterial
is offensive to me.
1042
01:11:29,603 --> 01:11:33,004
Oh, well, we're sorry.
1043
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:37,143
But, you see,
my son couldn't leave it at home...
1044
01:11:37,244 --> 01:11:40,475
because he's having
a bit ofa medical emergency.
1045
01:11:40,581 --> 01:11:41,479
Thanks, Dad.
1046
01:11:41,582 --> 01:11:44,881
Your opinion ofhis taste
in video rentals, I'm afraid...
1047
01:11:44,985 --> 01:11:46,976
is not a priority, lady.
1048
01:11:47,087 --> 01:11:48,486
Okay, Dad.
1049
01:11:48,589 --> 01:11:51,217
It's at the bottom
ofthe totem pole.
1050
01:11:53,894 --> 01:11:55,794
Thankyou. Okay?
1051
01:11:55,896 --> 01:11:57,830
My son...
1052
01:11:57,931 --> 01:11:59,899
is sitting here right now...
1053
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,696
with his hand
glued to his penis!
1054
01:12:04,171 --> 01:12:06,366
But that doesn't mean
anything toyou, does it?
1055
01:12:06,473 --> 01:12:08,737
Becauseyou don't have a penis!
1056
01:12:08,842 --> 01:12:10,742
- Or maybeyou do!
- Dad!
1057
01:12:10,844 --> 01:12:13,278
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1058
01:12:13,380 --> 01:12:16,543
You know, itjust bugs me
when people speak...
1059
01:12:16,650 --> 01:12:18,550
before they think.
1060
01:12:18,652 --> 01:12:21,177
You know, ifthey speak.
1061
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,087
- Howyou doin', son?
- I've been better.
1062
01:12:32,499 --> 01:12:35,059
Boy, that doesn't look
too bad,Jim.
1063
01:12:35,168 --> 01:12:37,159
Goodjob, Doctor.
1064
01:12:37,271 --> 01:12:40,468
The swelling should subside
in about eight or nine days.
1065
01:12:40,574 --> 01:12:42,235
Eight or nine--
1066
01:12:43,777 --> 01:12:46,575
Beach party's in a week.
Nadia's coming.
1067
01:12:50,617 --> 01:12:54,246
Doctor, my son has
a party in seven days...
1068
01:12:54,354 --> 01:12:56,379
and there's a young lady coming...
1069
01:12:56,490 --> 01:12:58,617
that he's been waiting to--
1070
01:13:00,494 --> 01:13:02,792
he's been waiting to get with.
1071
01:13:02,896 --> 01:13:06,354
I'd tell your son to keep
his pants on during that party.
1072
01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:10,334
Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be
doing that. It goes without saying.
1073
01:13:10,437 --> 01:13:12,962
But ifhis pants...
1074
01:13:13,073 --> 01:13:15,234
decide to come off
during the party...
1075
01:13:15,342 --> 01:13:18,402
could he have
full use ofhis...
1076
01:13:21,114 --> 01:13:22,138
penis?
1077
01:13:22,249 --> 01:13:23,807
Okay.
1078
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,750
This should shave
a couple ofdays off.
1079
01:13:28,855 --> 01:13:31,449
Oh, good.
1080
01:13:31,558 --> 01:13:33,583
Thankyou, Doctor.
1081
01:13:33,694 --> 01:13:36,060
Jim...
1082
01:13:36,163 --> 01:13:38,927
that's good news.
1083
01:13:39,032 --> 01:13:42,593
This has been a good-news day, son.
Here. Put this on.
1084
01:13:42,703 --> 01:13:44,193
Little chilly out there.
1085
01:13:46,673 --> 01:13:49,403
Well, here we are.
1086
01:13:49,509 --> 01:13:51,500
You know,Jim...
1087
01:13:51,611 --> 01:13:55,308
I thinkwe should keepyour mother
in the dark about the incident tonight.
1088
01:13:55,415 --> 01:13:58,782
I think the whole glue thing
might get her a little queasy.
1089
01:13:58,885 --> 01:14:02,377
I don't know how I get
myselfinto these things.
1090
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:08,187
But thanks for understanding.
1091
01:14:08,295 --> 01:14:10,923
You've been really cool.
1092
01:14:11,031 --> 01:14:13,022
I mean, between this and...
1093
01:14:13,133 --> 01:14:14,862
you know--
1094
01:14:16,970 --> 01:14:20,997
You know, you may be
Jimbo orJumbo...
1095
01:14:21,108 --> 01:14:24,202
orJimbodinny to these guys
in here, but...
1096
01:14:24,311 --> 01:14:26,973
I wantyou to know
there are two people...
1097
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:30,516
who still rememberwhere
James Emanuel Levenstein came from.
1098
01:14:32,419 --> 01:14:35,582
We're awful proud ofyou, son.
1099
01:14:35,689 --> 01:14:37,418
Thanks, Dad.
1100
01:14:37,591 --> 01:14:40,389
Don't forgetyour penis cream.
1101
01:15:00,614 --> 01:15:02,707
That was it.
1102
01:15:02,816 --> 01:15:06,718
Right there.
That was a pure tantric moment.
1103
01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:10,688
The ficus, the water--
it was all erotic.
1104
01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:15,558
One more stimulant,
I would have had full release.
1105
01:15:15,662 --> 01:15:19,826
Finch, stay the fuck
away from that ficus.
1106
01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:21,560
That's ajizz-free ficus.
1107
01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:28,067
There he is. Morning,Jimbo.
How's the twig and giggleberries, man?
1108
01:15:28,175 --> 01:15:31,511
Oh, very colorful.
My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers.
1109
01:15:33,747 --> 01:15:36,545
You're the only guy I know
whose dick needs an instruction manual.
1110
01:15:48,028 --> 01:15:50,861
What, you're here now?
No, that's cool.
1111
01:15:50,964 --> 01:15:53,558
You know, ifyou want to
hang out with these guys.
1112
01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:55,862
Okay, then.
I'll meetyou out front.
1113
01:15:59,005 --> 01:16:01,872
- Hey, Stifler, was that--
- Eat shit, Shitbreak.
1114
01:16:05,412 --> 01:16:06,379
She's here.
1115
01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:11,443
My lady has arrived.
1116
01:16:13,854 --> 01:16:16,550
- I gotta prepare.
- Here we go.
1117
01:16:16,656 --> 01:16:19,784
- Great. Stifler's mom is here?
- This could be a disaster.
1118
01:16:23,096 --> 01:16:25,656
Not unless Stifler's mom
drives a moped.
1119
01:16:25,765 --> 01:16:26,789
Moped?
1120
01:16:30,370 --> 01:16:33,828
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers.
Howyou doin', boys?
1121
01:16:33,940 --> 01:16:37,307
- That's Stifler's little brother.
- What areyou doing here?
1122
01:16:37,410 --> 01:16:39,901
Pussy, man.
I'm here for the pussy.
1123
01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:41,776
Take a number.
1124
01:16:41,882 --> 01:16:45,409
Gentlemen, why all the noise?
Everybody knows this is my special day.
1125
01:16:45,519 --> 01:16:48,147
- What is that?
- Is that a fuckin' dress?
1126
01:16:48,255 --> 01:16:52,885
- Areyou wearing a dress?
- Shitbreak, meet my little brother.
1127
01:16:52,993 --> 01:16:54,688
Little brother, meet Shitbreak.
1128
01:16:55,929 --> 01:16:58,124
- That's your brother?
- Yes.
1129
01:17:00,967 --> 01:17:02,628
My lady's not coming.
1130
01:17:04,571 --> 01:17:07,438
So my entire...
1131
01:17:07,541 --> 01:17:09,566
stockpile is wasted...
1132
01:17:09,676 --> 01:17:11,940
and I look ridiculous!
1133
01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:15,038
Excuse me.
1134
01:17:20,487 --> 01:17:22,853
- That didn't look too good.
- No.
1135
01:17:22,956 --> 01:17:27,916
- Let's go find your room.
- So, where are the fuckin' females?
1136
01:17:30,864 --> 01:17:33,332
I can't believe
I finally gotyou alone.
1137
01:17:33,433 --> 01:17:35,492
That only took, what, six weeks?
1138
01:17:36,670 --> 01:17:39,332
So, areyou alone too?
1139
01:17:39,439 --> 01:17:41,907
- Yep.
- Good.
1140
01:17:42,008 --> 01:17:45,671
I'm all alone.
1141
01:17:45,779 --> 01:17:48,543
Guess what I had in mind?
1142
01:17:51,818 --> 01:17:54,252
Hey, Marco,
can you getyour balls offme?
1143
01:17:54,354 --> 01:17:57,323
- Thanks.
- What the hell's going on over there?
1144
01:17:57,424 --> 01:18:01,360
Nothing.
It'sjust my flatmates.
1145
01:18:01,461 --> 01:18:03,429
I guess this is kind of
a lost cause, huh?
1146
01:18:03,530 --> 01:18:05,623
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Seeya this weekend?
1147
01:18:05,732 --> 01:18:07,757
- I can't wait.
- I can't wait either.
1148
01:18:07,867 --> 01:18:09,027
Bye-bye.
1149
01:18:13,974 --> 01:18:16,704
- Surprise!
- Holy-- Nadia!
1150
01:18:16,810 --> 01:18:20,211
You're here? You're here.
What areyou doing here?
1151
01:18:20,313 --> 01:18:22,247
Jim, I got so tired
ofsightseeing.
1152
01:18:22,349 --> 01:18:24,681
Butyou're--you're early.
1153
01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:28,515
Okay.
Nice to knowyou.
1154
01:18:28,622 --> 01:18:31,216
- I will leave.
- No!
1155
01:18:31,324 --> 01:18:34,760
No.
Don't-- Don't leave.
1156
01:18:34,861 --> 01:18:36,886
Don't leave.
No leaving.
1157
01:18:40,467 --> 01:18:44,267
It'sjust,
I'm not gonna be ready--
1158
01:18:44,371 --> 01:18:48,432
I mean, the partywon't be
ready until Saturday.
1159
01:18:50,043 --> 01:18:52,477
I can stay here until then?
1160
01:18:52,579 --> 01:18:54,137
Yeah.
1161
01:18:55,348 --> 01:18:57,475
I'm gonna be right back.
Is that okay?
1162
01:18:57,584 --> 01:19:00,144
- Okay.
- Nadia.
1163
01:19:00,253 --> 01:19:03,745
Who's in my room.
Now. Holy shit.
1164
01:19:05,125 --> 01:19:07,116
Allright, I'vegotaplan.
1165
01:19:07,227 --> 01:19:09,787
Okay.
How about I come backwith you...
1166
01:19:09,896 --> 01:19:11,488
and you say...
1167
01:19:11,598 --> 01:19:13,828
"Hello, this is Michelle,
my girlfriend."
1168
01:19:13,933 --> 01:19:17,460
And obviously, Nadia won't
expectyou to hop in the sack.
1169
01:19:17,570 --> 01:19:21,131
And then we break up
the day ofthe party.
1170
01:19:21,241 --> 01:19:23,266
And you're all healed
and back on the market.
1171
01:19:24,711 --> 01:19:27,236
- You're evil.
- No way!
1172
01:19:27,347 --> 01:19:29,440
I'm like Cupid.
1173
01:19:29,549 --> 01:19:32,040
And I know how
to make a girl jealous.
1174
01:19:32,152 --> 01:19:33,915
This is gonna be fun.
1175
01:19:34,020 --> 01:19:35,988
I'm sorry I didn't
tell you sooner...
1176
01:19:36,089 --> 01:19:38,489
but wejust started seeing
each other a few weeks ago.
1177
01:19:41,461 --> 01:19:44,726
But I'd really love it
ifyou stayed here.
1178
01:19:44,831 --> 01:19:47,629
I thinkyou should stay
and have fun at the party.
1179
01:19:47,734 --> 01:19:51,295
Good for you,Jim.
Ofcourse I will stay.
1180
01:19:51,404 --> 01:19:54,339
That's great--
That's my nipples!
1181
01:19:54,441 --> 01:19:57,205
Shejust loves my nipples.
1182
01:21:29,869 --> 01:21:31,538
- Oh, my God.
- You still broken?
1183
01:21:31,538 --> 01:21:32,630
- Oh, my God.
- You still broken?
1184
01:21:34,808 --> 01:21:36,799
I'm fine.
1185
01:21:36,910 --> 01:21:40,141
I might have to
actually go through with this.
1186
01:21:43,249 --> 01:21:45,979
What's the big deal
with Nadia, anyway?
1187
01:21:46,085 --> 01:21:49,987
I mean, okay, so she's
50,000 times hotter...
1188
01:21:50,089 --> 01:21:51,989
than most girls, but...
1189
01:21:52,091 --> 01:21:54,184
come on, it'sjust sex.
1190
01:21:56,296 --> 01:21:58,560
You saw the thing on the Internet.
1191
01:21:58,665 --> 01:22:00,895
Did it look like I might have had...
1192
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,628
a slight interest in Nadia then?
1193
01:22:05,405 --> 01:22:07,305
Add anotheryear to that.
1194
01:22:07,407 --> 01:22:09,568
Okay.
1195
01:22:09,676 --> 01:22:15,080
Hey, why don'tyou bring Nadia to
the concert first? It'll be a cool date.
1196
01:22:16,115 --> 01:22:18,015
We'll see how things go.
1197
01:22:23,122 --> 01:22:26,922
Michelle, you have been great.
1198
01:22:27,026 --> 01:22:28,687
Thankyou.
1199
01:22:28,795 --> 01:22:30,387
Anytime.
1200
01:22:37,537 --> 01:22:39,266
Come on.
1201
01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:44,570
You ready to break up?
1202
01:22:44,677 --> 01:22:46,975
You big, stupid dummy!
1203
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:49,344
Theater is so cool!
1204
01:22:49,449 --> 01:22:52,782
I don't care ifyou are the best lay
I've ever had in my life.
1205
01:22:52,886 --> 01:22:56,014
- I hateyour guts anyway.
- Don't say that.
1206
01:22:56,122 --> 01:23:01,185
And I don't care ifyou did give me
ten orgasms in a row...
1207
01:23:01,294 --> 01:23:03,228
becauseyou smell really bad.
1208
01:23:05,899 --> 01:23:07,628
I smell really bad!
1209
01:23:07,734 --> 01:23:11,226
Because we've been having
so much sex, and--
1210
01:23:11,337 --> 01:23:14,829
and I haven't showered,
and I wanna shower!
1211
01:23:16,442 --> 01:23:20,344
So, don'tyou go being all
super sexy guy anymore...
1212
01:23:20,446 --> 01:23:22,846
because I am now impervious...
1213
01:23:22,949 --> 01:23:26,680
toyour unrelenting machismo
and sexual ardor.
1214
01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:30,851
And that includes fucking me
in the ass! So there!
1215
01:23:38,598 --> 01:23:40,623
We had something special.
1216
01:24:17,136 --> 01:24:19,536
- What's up?
- What's up, dog?
1217
01:24:22,508 --> 01:24:24,408
Vicki. Hey.
1218
01:24:24,510 --> 01:24:27,877
I'm so glad you came.
You want something to drink or--
1219
01:24:27,981 --> 01:24:29,778
Can I helpyou?
1220
01:24:31,217 --> 01:24:32,445
- Kevin.
- What?
1221
01:24:32,552 --> 01:24:33,917
That's my date.
1222
01:24:49,569 --> 01:24:51,764
You-- You saved them all.
1223
01:24:51,871 --> 01:24:53,498
How sweet.
1224
01:24:54,607 --> 01:24:56,507
You don't think I'm a dork?
1225
01:24:59,379 --> 01:25:03,748
Whateveryou are,Jim,
it is what I like.
1226
01:25:05,618 --> 01:25:07,609
Kevin left.
Didn't look good.
1227
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:09,745
Kevin left?
1228
01:25:10,656 --> 01:25:12,425
Just wandered down the beach.
1229
01:25:16,529 --> 01:25:18,394
You okay, Kev?
1230
01:25:21,701 --> 01:25:23,532
Wanna tell us what's up?
1231
01:25:25,271 --> 01:25:27,432
Wanna feel Finch's ass?
1232
01:25:31,044 --> 01:25:34,445
No, I--
I went to say hi to Vicky...
1233
01:25:34,547 --> 01:25:37,311
and she was there with a date.
1234
01:25:37,417 --> 01:25:39,942
You hooked up with three girls
this year. You're doing fine.
1235
01:25:40,053 --> 01:25:41,987
Rule ofthree, Oz.
1236
01:25:48,127 --> 01:25:50,925
I guess I was living in the past--
wanting to partywith you guys...
1237
01:25:51,030 --> 01:25:53,521
and be with Vicky,
just like high school.
1238
01:25:53,633 --> 01:25:56,124
You remember
that day after prom?
1239
01:25:56,235 --> 01:25:58,965
You know, we made
a toast to the next step.
1240
01:26:00,306 --> 01:26:02,900
I guess I never took it.
1241
01:26:05,144 --> 01:26:08,511
My brother said that by the end
ofthe summer I'd see the big picture.
1242
01:26:08,614 --> 01:26:10,582
And I see it.
1243
01:26:10,683 --> 01:26:14,278
No matterwhat, times change
and things are different.
1244
01:26:14,387 --> 01:26:17,845
The problem is,
I don't want them to be.
1245
01:26:17,957 --> 01:26:20,016
You know, Kevin,
I haven't moved on either.
1246
01:26:20,126 --> 01:26:24,495
I've been obsessed with the one woman
I can't have a real future with...
1247
01:26:24,597 --> 01:26:28,590
other than a very kinky,
extremelywarped one.
1248
01:26:30,069 --> 01:26:32,333
I got to find a new goddess.
1249
01:26:33,873 --> 01:26:37,240
It's gonna take patience,
but I've been celibate all summer.
1250
01:26:37,343 --> 01:26:41,404
- You kinda get used to it, though, huh?
- Areyou insane?
1251
01:26:44,217 --> 01:26:48,381
Look, Kev, different does not
necessarily mean worse.
1252
01:26:48,488 --> 01:26:51,355
As a matter offact,
I think things arejust getting better.
1253
01:26:51,524 --> 01:26:54,618
Or am I gonna have to drag your ass
back to that party and prove it toyou?
1254
01:26:55,895 --> 01:26:57,089
I'll walk.
1255
01:27:12,345 --> 01:27:13,573
Wow.
1256
01:27:14,380 --> 01:27:17,474
You know,
you have beautiful eyes.
1257
01:27:17,583 --> 01:27:21,644
- Oh, you're sweet.
- That's a really nice top.
1258
01:27:21,754 --> 01:27:25,155
- Oh. Thanks.
- You're welcome.
1259
01:27:25,258 --> 01:27:28,489
- Wanna fuck?
- Areyou serious?
1260
01:27:28,594 --> 01:27:31,722
Come on, baby.
Give it to the Stifmeister.
1261
01:27:31,831 --> 01:27:34,698
- I thinkyou better--
- Your loss.
1262
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,860
Wow. You know,
you have beautiful eyes.
1263
01:27:37,970 --> 01:27:41,497
Come here, dude. Come on.
You're making an ass out ofyourself.
1264
01:27:41,607 --> 01:27:45,008
You're ruining my mojo.
And you're not the Stifmeister, okay?
1265
01:27:45,111 --> 01:27:47,477
It takes years to develop
true Stifmeister style.
1266
01:27:47,580 --> 01:27:50,879
Come on, man!
I just wanna see some boobs.
1267
01:27:50,983 --> 01:27:52,746
- Hey, Pop Tart.
- Dream on, midget.
1268
01:27:52,852 --> 01:27:56,288
Excuse him. Come here.
Take this. You're on cop watch.
1269
01:27:56,389 --> 01:27:59,256
Go out in the driveway.
See any cops, call me, okay?
1270
01:27:59,358 --> 01:28:01,087
All right.
1271
01:28:11,204 --> 01:28:15,163
Gentlemen,
this appears to be a party.
1272
01:28:18,110 --> 01:28:21,568
Guys, ifyou'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go look for Nadia.
1273
01:28:21,681 --> 01:28:23,444
Good luck.
1274
01:28:26,452 --> 01:28:29,080
So what was this year like for you?
1275
01:28:29,188 --> 01:28:31,383
Did you miss high school?
1276
01:28:31,490 --> 01:28:33,481
Well, no.
1277
01:28:33,593 --> 01:28:37,222
When you travel as much as I do,
you get used to moving on.
1278
01:28:38,598 --> 01:28:40,998
But I have great memories.
1279
01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:47,596
- Wow, can we go in there?
- The lighthouse?
1280
01:28:52,778 --> 01:28:54,507
Yes, we can.
1281
01:28:54,614 --> 01:28:56,479
How romantic.
1282
01:28:59,118 --> 01:29:00,415
Jim, come on.
1283
01:29:17,403 --> 01:29:20,600
Oh, it's beautiful!
1284
01:29:20,706 --> 01:29:22,367
Cool!
1285
01:29:25,011 --> 01:29:29,380
Jim, I have told you
my memories from high school.
1286
01:29:29,482 --> 01:29:31,211
What areyours?
1287
01:29:36,922 --> 01:29:38,014
You.
1288
01:29:38,124 --> 01:29:40,354
You have not changed.
1289
01:29:45,031 --> 01:29:48,091
Jim, relax.
1290
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:52,534
We arejust, how doyou say,
tooting our horns.
1291
01:29:53,706 --> 01:29:55,640
Actually,
that is quite difficult.
1292
01:29:55,741 --> 01:29:56,935
What doyou mean?
1293
01:29:57,843 --> 01:30:01,074
Well, this one time
at band camp--
1294
01:30:06,519 --> 01:30:08,612
Holy shit.
1295
01:30:09,922 --> 01:30:12,049
What? Tell me.
1296
01:30:13,459 --> 01:30:16,895
Well, this one time at band camp...
1297
01:30:18,130 --> 01:30:20,189
I got stuck playing this trombone.
1298
01:30:20,299 --> 01:30:23,427
And I can't play anything at all.
So I totally sucked.
1299
01:30:23,536 --> 01:30:25,470
And everyone thought
I was this Petey guy...
1300
01:30:25,571 --> 01:30:28,506
but I didn't know what to think,
so I just kept playing and playing...
1301
01:30:28,607 --> 01:30:30,234
and I didn't know what I was doing.
1302
01:30:30,343 --> 01:30:32,243
It was so funny!
1303
01:30:33,779 --> 01:30:36,839
- I gotta go.
- What? Why?
1304
01:30:39,752 --> 01:30:41,652
Please don't take this
the wrong way...
1305
01:30:41,754 --> 01:30:44,188
but, butyou're--
1306
01:30:44,290 --> 01:30:47,350
you're everything
that I used to want.
1307
01:30:47,460 --> 01:30:50,520
And as much as I may really...
1308
01:30:50,629 --> 01:30:54,326
really regret
what I'm about to do...
1309
01:30:55,835 --> 01:30:57,700
there's somebody else
I want to be with.
1310
01:30:57,803 --> 01:31:01,068
You want the band geek?
1311
01:31:01,173 --> 01:31:05,041
Nadia, I am a band geek.
1312
01:31:06,545 --> 01:31:09,309
I just neverjoined the band.
1313
01:31:14,086 --> 01:31:15,986
You go getyour geek.
1314
01:31:17,656 --> 01:31:19,453
Someday I will find mine.
1315
01:31:38,344 --> 01:31:41,643
Hey, Kevin Meyers.
1316
01:31:41,747 --> 01:31:43,908
Hi.
Sorry I was a dick before.
1317
01:31:44,016 --> 01:31:46,849
It's okay, man.
My name's Brett.
1318
01:31:46,952 --> 01:31:49,750
- Could you give us a sec?
- Sure.
1319
01:31:51,190 --> 01:31:53,351
Look, you don't have to do this.
1320
01:31:53,459 --> 01:31:55,950
Maybe I was being selfish...
1321
01:31:56,061 --> 01:31:59,428
in wanting to beyour friend.
1322
01:31:59,532 --> 01:32:02,194
Maybe it'sjust not gonna work.
1323
01:32:02,301 --> 01:32:05,828
I would much rather haveyou as a friend
than not haveyou in my life at all.
1324
01:32:19,251 --> 01:32:21,151
Party on!
1325
01:32:26,759 --> 01:32:30,286
- From the lighthouse all the way--
- Hey, handsome.
1326
01:32:37,369 --> 01:32:38,927
What areyou doing here?
1327
01:32:39,038 --> 01:32:41,404
I was gonna pickyou up
at the airport in two hours.
1328
01:32:41,507 --> 01:32:43,771
I took an earlier flight,
and I thought I'd surpriseyou.
1329
01:32:43,876 --> 01:32:47,744
- Yeah, you did.
- Kinda weird without the phone, huh?
1330
01:32:47,847 --> 01:32:50,077
We'll get used to it.
1331
01:32:50,182 --> 01:32:53,481
Come on. I wanna hear all about it.
Gonna grabyou a drink.
1332
01:32:54,420 --> 01:32:57,116
Steve, this cop-watch
thing is horseshit.
1333
01:32:57,223 --> 01:32:58,656
Hello?
1334
01:33:00,493 --> 01:33:02,984
Man, this sucks.
1335
01:33:03,095 --> 01:33:04,926
Whoisitout there?
1336
01:33:08,133 --> 01:33:10,761
It's the Stifmeister, baby.
1337
01:33:10,870 --> 01:33:12,701
Is thatso?
1338
01:33:17,142 --> 01:33:19,474
Life's a bitch, isn't it?
1339
01:33:21,747 --> 01:33:25,046
It's all right.
You don't have to say anything.
1340
01:33:25,150 --> 01:33:27,550
I'm used to girls ignoring me.
1341
01:33:27,653 --> 01:33:29,553
Or making fun ofme.
1342
01:33:29,655 --> 01:33:31,680
"Come on, Sherman.
Be the Sherminator."
1343
01:33:33,392 --> 01:33:36,418
Like the movie.
How clever.
1344
01:33:36,529 --> 01:33:38,463
I get it, okay?
1345
01:33:40,232 --> 01:33:41,665
Maybe I am a geek.
1346
01:33:41,767 --> 01:33:44,258
Whatever.
1347
01:33:46,472 --> 01:33:49,441
Yes! Yes, you are!
1348
01:33:51,977 --> 01:33:53,535
All right.
1349
01:33:55,748 --> 01:33:59,445
I am the Sherminator.
1350
01:33:59,552 --> 01:34:03,010
A sophisticated sex robot
sent back through time...
1351
01:34:03,122 --> 01:34:05,613
to change the future
for one lucky lady.
1352
01:34:06,625 --> 01:34:08,616
I am lucky lady?
1353
01:34:08,727 --> 01:34:13,460
That's right, Nadia.
You've been targeted for Shermination.
1354
01:34:13,566 --> 01:34:16,194
Come with me
ifyou want to live.
1355
01:34:19,805 --> 01:34:20,472
Help!
1356
01:34:20,472 --> 01:34:21,063
Help!
1357
01:34:24,977 --> 01:34:27,343
- Fuck me, geek!
- Affirmative!
1358
01:34:27,446 --> 01:34:29,880
No fuckin' way!
1359
01:34:36,121 --> 01:34:39,284
- Forget it.
- Likeyou have a chance.
1360
01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:56,369
Cheers, bud.
1361
01:35:02,114 --> 01:35:05,049
Hey, Steve, lookwhat I found.
1362
01:35:05,150 --> 01:35:07,618
- Dude, don't touch the shirt.
-Just look.
1363
01:35:10,656 --> 01:35:11,953
- Hi.
- Hey, there.
1364
01:35:12,057 --> 01:35:14,860
Brilliant.
You found lesbians.
1365
01:35:16,362 --> 01:35:18,887
Good luck trying to break
through that force field.
1366
01:35:18,998 --> 01:35:22,297
- Lesbians?
- We never said that.
1367
01:35:28,374 --> 01:35:30,934
- What?
- We never said that.
1368
01:35:34,580 --> 01:35:36,275
Oh, man.
1369
01:35:37,383 --> 01:35:41,251
I will do anything-- anything--
to sleep with you chicks.
1370
01:35:41,353 --> 01:35:45,790
Okay? I'll grab
every guy's ass in this room.
1371
01:35:45,891 --> 01:35:49,054
I'll caress it, even.
I'll shave some ass ifthey need it.
1372
01:35:49,161 --> 01:35:51,391
Oh, yeah.
You heard me.
1373
01:35:51,497 --> 01:35:56,491
It's true. I'll kiss everybody here.
Dudes, chicks, everybody.
1374
01:35:56,602 --> 01:36:00,368
Because I am comfortable
with my sexuality.
1375
01:36:00,472 --> 01:36:01,769
Oh, yeah.
1376
01:36:03,842 --> 01:36:06,310
At least have a drink
with the Stifmeister.
1377
01:36:07,780 --> 01:36:09,680
- All right.
- That's fair.
1378
01:36:11,517 --> 01:36:13,075
All right.
1379
01:36:15,688 --> 01:36:17,986
You truly are a Stifmeister.
1380
01:36:18,090 --> 01:36:22,186
- Welcome back to the party.
- Steve, those are my lesbians.
1381
01:36:22,294 --> 01:36:25,127
- Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
- Like what?
1382
01:36:25,230 --> 01:36:27,528
One time at this party,
I was drinking champagne--
1383
01:36:30,703 --> 01:36:32,330
Thankyou. Thankyou.
1384
01:36:32,438 --> 01:36:35,771
Our next soloist
will be Michelle Flaherty.
1385
01:37:04,670 --> 01:37:06,501
Petey?
1386
01:37:10,943 --> 01:37:13,138
This kid is killing me.
1387
01:37:15,581 --> 01:37:17,483
- You suck, retard.
- I'm not retarded.
1388
01:37:17,483 --> 01:37:18,882
- You suck, retard.
- I'm not retarded.
1389
01:37:18,984 --> 01:37:21,043
I'm a very special boy.
1390
01:37:37,603 --> 01:37:39,594
How's this
for a band camp story?
1391
01:37:50,916 --> 01:37:54,545
Come on, guys.
Let's hear it for Petey!
1392
01:38:23,816 --> 01:38:25,977
That untalented bastard!
1393
01:39:06,825 --> 01:39:08,986
- Good for them.
- It's awesome.
1394
01:39:12,564 --> 01:39:15,124
- Wanna dance?
- Yeah.
1395
01:39:15,234 --> 01:39:18,067
We'll be back.
Come on now, baby.
1396
01:40:02,381 --> 01:40:04,650
You know, there's only one word
for that party.
1397
01:40:04,650 --> 01:40:05,514
You know, there's only one word
for that party.
1398
01:40:05,617 --> 01:40:07,812
- Bitchin'.
- Out ofcontrol.
1399
01:40:09,521 --> 01:40:11,490
Am I gonna have a hangover?
'Cause I want one.
1400
01:40:11,490 --> 01:40:11,717
Am I gonna have a hangover?
'Cause I want one.
1401
01:40:19,298 --> 01:40:20,458
Later.
1402
01:40:21,566 --> 01:40:23,193
- Good-bye.
- Seeya.
1403
01:40:23,302 --> 01:40:26,328
- Let's go to our page.
- We have to write about this party.
1404
01:40:26,438 --> 01:40:29,305
This partywas crazy!
Look at my date! He's passed out!
1405
01:40:29,408 --> 01:40:31,808
- You drank him under the table.
- He couldn't hack it.
1406
01:41:10,882 --> 01:41:14,181
- Best summer ever, huh, fellas?
- Absolutely.
1407
01:41:14,286 --> 01:41:18,557
- Sorry things didn't work out for you.
- You kiddin'? Things are great.
1408
01:41:18,757 --> 01:41:21,021
I have all the time in the world.
1409
01:41:21,126 --> 01:41:23,185
So, are we gonna
do this every summer?
1410
01:41:23,295 --> 01:41:25,593
- Hell, yeah, we are.
- Ofcourse we are, gentlemen.
1411
01:41:25,697 --> 01:41:27,255
Well, we're gonna try.
1412
01:41:38,677 --> 01:41:41,510
- That's a sweet car.
- It is sweet.
1413
01:41:47,519 --> 01:41:49,885
- Stifler's mom.
- Hey, Finchy.
1414
01:41:49,988 --> 01:41:51,922
How did you know I was here?
1415
01:41:52,024 --> 01:41:54,185
I called a couple ofweeks ago.
1416
01:41:54,292 --> 01:41:56,760
Didn't Steven tell you that
I was gonna drop by sometime?
1417
01:41:56,862 --> 01:41:59,592
I guess it slipped his mind.
1418
01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:03,061
What's your name?
1419
01:42:05,270 --> 01:42:06,464
Jeanine.
1420
01:42:09,474 --> 01:42:11,738
Okay, well...
1421
01:42:11,843 --> 01:42:15,040
I've been thinking, and,
you know, I'm 1 9 years old.
1422
01:42:15,147 --> 01:42:19,277
There's a whole world out there.
I can't be obsessed with one woman.
1423
01:42:19,384 --> 01:42:23,150
-Just can't be.
- I'm glad you're learning, Finchy.
1424
01:42:24,656 --> 01:42:28,092
Good.
Good.
1425
01:42:29,628 --> 01:42:33,462
- You want to get it on?
- You better clearyour schedule.
1426
01:42:37,002 --> 01:42:38,993
Seeyou guys later.
1427
01:42:39,104 --> 01:42:41,129
Where areyou goin', man?
What about Dog Years?
1428
01:42:41,239 --> 01:42:45,005
Give me, like, three days.
1429
01:42:46,945 --> 01:42:49,277
Wait, was that--
Was that who I think--
1430
01:42:51,783 --> 01:42:54,308
- I think it was.
- I think so too.
1431
01:42:54,419 --> 01:42:56,250
Son ofa--
1432
01:42:57,355 --> 01:42:59,289
Who the hell was that?
1433
01:42:59,391 --> 01:43:00,858
That was--
1434
01:43:00,959 --> 01:43:02,620
That was-- Someone was lost.
1435
01:43:02,727 --> 01:43:06,823
- Lookin' for the lake.
- Yeah, all turned around.
1436
01:43:06,932 --> 01:43:10,095
What a dumb ass.
The lake's right there.
1437
01:43:15,740 --> 01:43:19,471
Incredible.
How does Finch get so lucky?
1438
01:43:19,578 --> 01:43:21,773
What areyou worried about?
You got a girlfriend now.
1439
01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:23,515
Everything in. Let's go.
Pony up. Dog Years awaits.
1440
01:43:23,515 --> 01:43:24,812
Everything in. Let's go.
Pony up. Dog Years awaits.
1441
01:43:24,916 --> 01:43:27,942
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
1442
01:43:28,053 --> 01:43:30,112
- I have a girlfriend now.
- Yeah, you do.
1443
01:43:30,222 --> 01:43:32,656
- She's my girlfriend.
- All right,Jimbo.
1444
01:43:32,757 --> 01:43:34,657
Let's go! Let's go!
1445
01:43:34,759 --> 01:43:36,090
- Where's Shitbreak?
- The movies.
1446
01:43:36,194 --> 01:43:37,923
- Took the bus.
- Coffee.
1447
01:43:38,029 --> 01:43:40,122
Wait a second.
1448
01:43:40,232 --> 01:43:42,132
Who the fuckwas in that car?
1449
01:43:49,474 --> 01:43:51,042
Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
1450
01:43:51,042 --> 01:43:51,531
Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
1451
01:43:53,145 --> 01:43:56,308
Yeah. Oh,Jeanine.Jeanine.
1452
01:43:56,414 --> 01:43:58,245
Call me Stifler's mom.
1453
01:44:00,418 --> 01:44:03,410
Oh, Stifler's mom!
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