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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,271 --> 00:00:05,604 [matchstick scratching] 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:21,020 [gentle music] 4 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,600 [seagulls chirping] 5 00:00:42,777 --> 00:00:46,045 [gentle music] 6 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,132 I love this one. 7 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:18,270 Something, isn't it? 8 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,506 Most uplifting. 9 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:23,775 It's funny, I was thinking just the opposite. 10 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,346 Cheer up love, it might never happen. 11 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:31,150 That's what I'm worried about, what if it never does? 12 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,284 What if this is it? 13 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:34,186 Well, then it could always be worse. 14 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:39,458 You know, even if you're being pissed on, it's always sunny above the clouds. 15 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:40,759 Wow. 16 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,831 That was cringe. 17 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,465 Funny, people usually go wild for that one. 18 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,269 Mostly drunk people, mind. 19 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,770 Yeah, I can see why. [laughing] 20 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,741 So how come you're down there, instead of up there? 21 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,411 Ah, you know, work, home. 22 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,314 Not really, no. 23 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,617 Oh I guess not. 24 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,921 Sounds like I dodged a bullet. 25 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:13,625 Oh I didn't mean, like, of course, I, sorry. 26 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:17,396 Sorry. All's I ever get is sorry. 27 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,630 Change? Sorry. 28 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,732 Got the time? Sorry, sorry for what? 29 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,870 I've got most of me wits and a good quality sleeping bag. I'm winning. 30 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,805 And I suppose you can come in here, 31 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,874 look at all the pictures, meet new people. 32 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,443 Yeah well, the pictures are usually better company. 33 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:37,516 -But you're tolerable. -Thanks, I guess. 34 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:43,388 My name's Oz, like the antipodean landmass. 35 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,591 Charlie, like the overpriced narcotic. 36 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:57,336 -Do people ever bother you? -Sometimes. 37 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,372 I can never get to the bottom of them. 38 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,808 -Oh, I meant do people in here-- -Oh, I know what you meant. 39 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,276 And no, they don't. 40 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:09,881 Thing is, see, I can make myself invisible. 41 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,352 Okay. 42 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,754 Observe. 43 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,268 [clapping] 44 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:33,672 [bright music] 45 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,469 [Sylvia clears throat] 46 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,443 Charlie! 47 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:47,412 Finally legal. You kept that one quiet. 48 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:50,549 Short notice and that, but here, for my little work sister. 49 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,017 Aspirin? 50 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,358 Welcome to adulthood. 51 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,094 These are for tomorrow, you're going to need them. 52 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:05,130 We're going out on the lash. And guess who's finally buying? 53 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:06,898 [laughing] 54 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,136 [gentle music] 55 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,982 -[dog barking] -[phone buzzing] 56 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,851 What, it's vintage. 57 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,719 Hello, you're through to Charlie. 58 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,488 For birthday wishes, please press one. 59 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,923 -For all other inquiries, please press-- -[Susan] Charlie, 60 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,158 what are you playing at? 61 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,427 I'm not playing mom, I'm at work. 62 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,062 Many happy returns to you too. 63 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,697 [Daisy clears throat] 64 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,532 Listen, Mom, I was gonna go out raving tonight 65 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,401 -with Daisy. -What about our birthday dinner? 66 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:45,971 Shit, shit, yeah, tomorrow? 67 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,572 We fly tomorrow, darling. 68 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,107 Do you listen to a word I say? 69 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:51,009 No comment, Ma. 70 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,844 Listen it's my 18th, if I want to go out-- 71 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,080 We'll see you at home, don't be late. 72 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,115 Listen Ma, I've got to go, duty calls. 73 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,918 Do I need to remind you again of our policy 74 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,019 on personal phone calls? 75 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:01,987 It was important. 76 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:04,022 It was just your parents. 77 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,924 You're 18 today. 78 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,560 Time to grow up. 79 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:11,696 [gentle music] 80 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,901 [bus guide] Margate's popularity as a seaside resort 81 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,502 continued to grow, 82 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:20,806 and the town had its heyday in the late 19th century 83 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,775 when artists including J. M. W. Turner 84 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:27,179 were drawn by its unique light and atmospheric conditions. 85 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:30,015 Turner first visited Margate aged 11 86 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,217 having been sent by his parents. 87 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:38,557 [gentle music] 88 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,484 [device beeps] 89 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,224 [Susan on radio] Charlie, was that you? 90 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,027 Black Sheep to Mama Bear, didn't copy. 91 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:19,731 - [Susan on radio] Charlie, can't we just-- -Black Sheep standing by. 92 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:23,001 [Susan sighs on radio] Mama Bear to Black Sheep. 93 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:26,071 Dinner's almost ready, and we've got an early start tomorrow. 94 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,840 [Charlie on radio] Ah yes, your paradise break with Captain Sensible. 95 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,511 -He's not plotting to renew your vows or something, is he? -[Susan laughs] Don't be silly. 96 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:36,014 No, I suppose romance isn't exactly dad's M.O., is it? 97 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:40,819 Uh Susan, I was, uh, thinking, it's been a while, 98 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,854 we should get our vows redone. 99 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,724 Think of it as a, uh, MOT for the marriage. 100 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:49,961 Here's a minister, and some flowers, what do you say? 101 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,732 He'll probably give me one of his little talkings too before you fly. 102 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:57,736 -Uh Charlotte, you may have messed up your... -Charlie. 103 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,939 ...exams but there's still time to find something 104 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,675 soul-destroying to do with your life, okay? 105 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,244 What's, um, gotten into her? 106 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:11,750 [cutlery clanking] 107 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:15,020 [soft piano music] 108 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,860 Shall we open the cards? 109 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,628 Yeah. [laughs] 110 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:33,204 [background talk] 111 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,874 Obliged muchly. 112 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:41,746 [background talk] 113 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,714 What's the pot? 114 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:54,926 Charlotte. 115 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,128 Papa? 116 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,898 You know we want what's best for you. 117 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,800 What you think is best for me. 118 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,368 Have you had a think about what you want to-- 119 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,804 -I thought I might apply to art school. -I mean apart from-- 120 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,772 -Art school! -Art's not a career! 121 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:11,643 It's all very nice in its place, 122 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:17,015 but all I'm saying is you need to think things through. 123 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,284 -Well, that makes a change. -Just have a look 124 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,253 on the website for the Community College. If you can retake one or two 125 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,689 -How would I even get there? -A-Levels-- Wait. 126 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:30,895 You need to find a path to some kind of financial security. 127 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:35,233 -You can keep doing your drawing on the side-- -My drawing? 128 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,837 -Charlie, listen, we were young once and we know-- -How are you on his side? 129 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,839 -Charlotte-- -My name is Charlie! 130 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,908 It says Charlotte on your bloody birth certificate, that's good enough for me! 131 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,043 [chair thumping] 132 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:46,845 [door shutting] 133 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,322 -[bag unzipping] -[sirens wailing] 134 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,127 Oz, it is Oz, isn't it? 135 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:06,164 You've got to help us out, I'm looking for something of mine. 136 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,667 Piece of paper, about yea big. 137 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,301 Picture of a bird in a shiny hat. 138 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,671 -I haven't got any money. -No? 139 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:22,113 Come on old man, help us out. 140 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,250 What you got, ID, hmm? 141 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,785 Bloke like you has got to have ID. 142 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,324 [panting] 143 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,794 Look at this boat race, 144 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,861 hardly a mark on it. 145 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,966 We're going to be neighbors from now on, 146 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,902 We need to work together. 147 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,037 Share and care, help each other out. 148 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,474 And I really, really need that tenner back. 149 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,712 I'm sorry, I don't have any money. 150 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,481 [Oz grunting] 151 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,253 [Oz coughing] 152 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,496 [Susan] Morning. 153 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,198 Oh. 154 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,365 [Susan] There we go. 155 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,900 Is there anything for me? 156 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,103 Oh, yes, that looks like Uncle Lloyd's writing. 157 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,105 Lloyd's TSB. 158 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:22,874 Twenty? 159 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,175 It's just 20 now, is it? 160 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,479 They probably assume as you get older, 161 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:30,281 you'll get a job and some disposable income. 162 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,983 Well, of course now I'm 18, 163 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:35,019 I should be making my own way in the world, 164 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,921 is that why you didn't get me a birthday present? 165 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,089 [clears throat] 166 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,391 We'll discuss it when we get back. 167 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,893 That, and a few other things. 168 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,861 I can't wait! 169 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:44,896 No, actually, I can. 170 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,831 [car horn honking] 171 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:47,832 Susan! 172 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:51,536 Shouldn't be using the horn in a built-up area before eight a.m. 173 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:54,005 God, try and unwind on holiday, yeah? 174 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,107 -Susan! -[Susan from other room] Just a minute! 175 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,244 Come on, we're cutting it fine for check in. Susan! 176 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,954 [Susan] Charlie, Charlie, come here. 177 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,290 Okay, the fridge is full so you won't need this, 178 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,125 but just in case of an emergency. 179 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,397 -Sweet, Royal Bank of Susan! -Do not tell you father. 180 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,534 And don't spend it on anything, um, foolish, okay? Muah. 181 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,536 Oh, uh, the PIN, day you were born. 182 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,340 [gentle music] 183 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:35,880 [cheerful music] 184 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,881 [answering machine] Message received today at 8:45 a.m. 185 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,616 -[Susan on phone] Hi sweetheart. -Oh Susan. 186 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,953 We made it to the airport with some time to spare. 187 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,322 Well, in fact, check-in isn't even open yet. 188 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,190 -Your dad was a bit cautious. -And bears are Catholic? 189 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,994 -Anyway, um, I couldn't go without telling you. -Go on? 190 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,263 I know you and him don't always see eye to eye-- 191 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,533 -And the Pope does his business in the woods. -But we did get you a present. 192 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,035 -Yeah, shoes. You do realize it's my 18th, right? -It's your 18th 193 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:36,307 and we thought it was time to, well, oh, go and have a look in the garage. 194 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,980 -Oh my God. -Happy birthday darling, 195 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,882 -Dad chose it. -Seriously? 196 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,617 He says brighter colors are safer. 197 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,552 Safer, right. 198 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,185 And, you know, if you do decide 199 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,388 to give the Community College a go, 200 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,956 you'll be needing some wheels! 201 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,059 Listen, Ma, if you think that this is going to-- 202 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,296 [answering machine] This message will be deleted in seven days. 203 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:07,505 [cheerful music] 204 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:26,090 [gentle music] 205 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:46,010 ¶ Sometimes you feel The wind begin to turn ¶ 206 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,616 ¶ It's not as if you know ¶ 207 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:56,988 ¶ The way that It will take you ¶ 208 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,391 ¶ Feel it on your face ¶ 209 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,095 ¶ See it in the trees ¶ 210 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:10,301 ¶ There's something In the air for you ¶ 211 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:18,009 ¶ The landscape that You knew becomes a blur ¶ 212 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,681 ¶ It's hard to tell yourself ¶ 213 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:29,187 ¶ The only way is onward ¶ 214 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,490 ¶ Shoulder to the wind ¶ 215 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,160 ¶ Forward through the rain ¶ 216 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:43,067 ¶ The only one Who knows the way is you ¶ 217 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:48,206 ¶ Maybe you'll fly Maybe you'll fall ¶ 218 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:53,111 ¶ You really have No choice at all ¶ 219 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:58,182 ¶ The storm is up You have to ride the wind ¶ 220 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:04,288 ¶ After the stories And the lies ¶ 221 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,559 ¶ The half-remembered Lullabies ¶ 222 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,029 -[smoke alarm beeping] -¶ The storm is up ¶ 223 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:15,199 ¶ You have to ride the wind ¶ 224 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,134 Shit! 225 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,302 Fuck, shit! 226 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:24,375 [smoke alarm beeping] 227 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,311 Fucking hell! 228 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:32,683 ¶ After the stories And the lies ¶ 229 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:37,088 ¶ The half-remembered Lullabies ¶ 230 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,090 ¶ The storm is up ¶ 231 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:43,161 ¶ You have to ride the wind ¶ 232 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:50,368 [gentle music] 233 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,183 [Charlie] I've got another dad. 234 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,451 -Your dad's gay? -No-- 235 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,288 No, no, no, no, Jack's not my real dad. 236 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,424 My real dad's name's William Malone, he lives in Scotland. 237 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,293 Oh my God. 238 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,228 Well, are you going to go and meet him? 239 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,131 Well, I don't know, yeah. 240 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,800 Yeah I guess, I should go find him. 241 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,570 I should go now while the bastards are still on holiday. 242 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,438 Hey, we can take my car, you can drive, right? 243 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,540 -Hold on, you've got a car? -I'll explain it on the way. 244 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,775 Daisy, this will be amazing. 245 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,877 Just me and you, on the road, off the leash. 246 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,745 Babes, we've got shifts all week. 247 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,248 Yeah, and I've got a dad I've never met! 248 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,584 Look, it might be alright for you to chuck your job, but I need this. 249 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,552 I need them to take me on full time. 250 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,688 Yeah, right. 251 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,490 Yep, didn't think it through, did I? 252 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,225 [Daisy] Charlie! 253 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,827 [exhales] 254 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,285 Hey, Oz. 255 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:17,855 Might never happen. 256 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,859 My dad's not my real dad. 257 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,630 Ouch! 258 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,431 They lied to me. 259 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,901 My real father's name is William Malone. 260 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,536 He lives on the Isle of Skye. 261 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,405 Long way from here. 262 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:37,542 Yeah, right now that sounds pretty appealing. 263 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,579 Do you ever get the urge to just leave it all behind? 264 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,281 All what? 265 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,950 Oh my God, your face. 266 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:49,720 I told you two o'clock, but no, you had something-- 267 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,855 Who's this? 268 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,523 Oh, this is Oz, like the landmass. 269 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,008 I'm administering first aid. 270 00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:55,492 Yeah, but you can't bring him in here! 271 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,694 We've got a policy. 272 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,362 Oh well, I've got a policy of my own, 273 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,264 and it's if someone's bleeding, you help them. 274 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,733 -This is a hygiene hazard. -I've been called worse. 275 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,869 -Yes, sir, if you could excuse us. -[Oz] I'll move along, 276 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,438 -sorry-- -No, no, you can't do this, he's a human being. 277 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,440 -He can't be in here! -Then neither can I! 278 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,546 Oz, who did this to you? 279 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,283 -Lad from down the shelter. -Why? 280 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,953 Cards, money, overpriced narcotics, you know. 281 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:25,640 Not really, no. 282 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,424 He wanted money, I didn't have any, 283 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,593 so he gave me a bit of a pat down. 284 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,661 Looking for what? 285 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,536 -Means you're somebody, you can get a bed. -But it's got your face on it. 286 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,905 Yeah, well most people don't look that closely. 287 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,741 If I had one of those, I could drive to Skye. 288 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,811 Legally speaking you can drive on your provisional. 289 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,480 All you need is a responsible adult in the passenger seat. 290 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,550 Someone who's held a license for more than... 291 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,353 No, absolutely not. 292 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,754 Well, you're a responsible adult! 293 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,823 Most would dispute that, I'd dispute that! 294 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:02,893 -Oz, I haven't got anyone else. -Well I can't, I've got... business. 295 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,830 Come on, it'll get you away from here for a few days. 296 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,499 And the change will do you good, pun not intended. 297 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,786 Okay. 298 00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:12,970 -Oh my God, you're in? -Okay, fine, I'm in. 299 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,641 -But I don't do any driving, I don't touch the wheel, deal? -Deal! 300 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,009 -Well let's go. -What right now? 301 00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:20,678 Believe it or not, I'm already packed. 302 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:26,651 [upbeat music] 303 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:58,349 [car engine revving] 304 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:06,757 [upbeat music] 305 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:17,902 What's this? 306 00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,704 Um-- 307 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:20,771 Precious cargo? 308 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:21,972 Hygiene hazard? 309 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:26,110 I just thought it's still got that new car smell. 310 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:29,780 And you've got a tiny bit of an aroma. 311 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,781 Aroma? 312 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:35,920 -Why, I've never been so comfy though. -Right? 313 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:40,024 And we've got snacks, fruit, tunes, sleeping bags. 314 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,026 Did you say sleeping bags? 315 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,127 May just have done. 316 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:47,965 Seatbelt. 317 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,802 You've driven before, right? 318 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,004 Dad-- Jack gave me a couple of lessons, 319 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:57,375 but we had a-- he's just got this tone of voice that he uses. 320 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,442 Ah, say no more. 321 00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,511 [car engine revving] 322 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:02,380 [car sputters] 323 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,650 Okay, don't walk before we can run. 324 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:11,021 Right, handbrake on, clutch down, out of gear. 325 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,557 Now, restart the engine. 326 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,428 Give it some gas, but gently this time. 327 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,929 Imagine it's a small animal, 328 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,134 and you're standing on its belly until it starts to growl. 329 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,836 [engine revs] 330 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:26,837 That's it. 331 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:30,441 -Mirrors. -Okay, you know that tone of voice? 332 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:37,448 [cheerful music] 333 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,447 You know it goes faster. 334 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,783 Don't want to run before we can walk? 335 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:19,723 [cheerful music] 336 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,507 Motorway? 337 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:38,108 Learners aren't allowed on the motorway! 338 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,844 Well, it's a bit late now! 339 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:44,181 Oz, what do I do, tell me what to do, I need help! 340 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,584 Jesus, Mary and Joseph, preserve us now and in the hour 341 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,786 -of our need. -Not that kind of help! 342 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:58,195 -What the hell was that? -Nothing, I just-- 343 00:24:58,764 --> 00:24:59,697 last time I-- 344 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:02,633 it's been a while since I been in a car, that's all. 345 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:04,535 -I'm fine. -You don't look fine. 346 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,605 Look, if this is a thing, then we can just turn around and go home. 347 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:09,874 No, just not the motorway. 348 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,709 I've only got one pair of pants. 349 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:14,278 -Explains the aroma. -Grow up. 350 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,781 Anyway, I don't have a home to go to, do I? 351 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,583 Right, right, it's just... 352 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,886 Do you think this is a good idea? 353 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,755 Well, whenever I'm not sure about something, 354 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:25,723 I ask the Queen. 355 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:27,825 Okay, the Queen? 356 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,797 Heads we head north, tails we turn tail. 357 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,533 You'd really flip a coin over this? 358 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,535 You're right, you don't know me. 359 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:45,209 [gentle music] 360 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,898 What'll you say when you meet him? 361 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,033 [Charlie] I don't know 362 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,302 Well, you should have a few words prepared. 363 00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:14,705 -Tell you what, I'll be him, see, you be you. -I be me? 364 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:17,041 -Think you can manage? -Well, go on then. 365 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:19,944 Well you have to knock at the door first. 366 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,112 I may not live in a house, but I understand the rudiments. 367 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:25,683 -[knocks on window] -[car door opens] 368 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,585 Hello? 369 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:28,719 Uh, hi. 370 00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,054 What can I do you for? 371 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,789 I'm looking for William Malone. 372 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,725 That is I, I am he, I am William Malone, I am, I am. 373 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:36,794 -He's not gonna talk like that. -You don't know that, 374 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,096 he might be a nutter. What do you want? 375 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,032 Why have you come here, to my house, what I live in? 376 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:45,869 I came to-- I... Hi. 377 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:47,137 My name's Charlie. 378 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:48,973 Charlotte Malone. 379 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:50,808 I'm your daughter. 380 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,610 -[Oz screams] -[car door closes] 381 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,845 -What was that? -Worst case scenario. 382 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:57,381 Go in too hard, see, and you'll spook him. 383 00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:58,849 Specially if he's a nutter. 384 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:00,784 Deal with a lot of nutters, do you? 385 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,853 You meet a few in my line of work. 386 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,855 Well, William won't be a nutter. 387 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:07,224 Although, what if he's a... 388 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:11,395 -A bum? -I wouldn't mind, I like bums. 389 00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:13,664 -[Oz laughs] -Right, grow up. 390 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,066 We prefer the term domestically challenged. 391 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:19,370 Well, if William is domestically challenged, that's fine by me. 392 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:25,109 [gentle music] 393 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,280 What if he's had a sex change and I've got two moms? 394 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:33,851 Or, or, or, or he could be an Earl of somewhere? 395 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,921 Or he could be an actor and I could've been seeing him on the TV for years 396 00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:39,657 and not even known he was my dad. 397 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:40,758 Don't watch much TV. 398 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,326 No, I guess not. 399 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:45,262 What do you do for kicks then, drink? 400 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,965 What makes you ask that? 401 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:51,001 Just something dad-- Jack says, 402 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,104 "People like that have just made bad choices." 403 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:57,041 And does Jack know many of the domestically challenged? 404 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,710 Don't get much more domestic than him. 405 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,311 [Oz] Well, there you go. 406 00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:04,014 [Charlie] So do you, then, drink? 407 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:04,982 [Oz] You offering? 408 00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:10,220 -What about a flutter? -Oh, cards and dice 409 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:12,122 can be a nice little earner when you're on the street. 410 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:15,092 Ah, but they can also put you there in the first place. 411 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:21,432 So there must have been a point you went from living in a house to not? 412 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:27,805 Oz? 413 00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:29,139 Yesterday I had a dad, I had a job, 414 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:34,078 who'd have thought that when we were sat in front of that painting that we would... 415 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:35,112 Point taken. 416 00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:46,957 [gentle music] 417 00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:11,315 Get off, oh! 418 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,953 -Still here? -Some responsible adult you are. 419 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:19,022 Well in my line of work, you've got to be able to sleep through anything. 420 00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,457 Well, it's my turn now. 421 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:21,992 Eh? 422 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,193 A doze, Oz. 423 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,829 A kip, a nap, I'm going to turn in. 424 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:29,199 Chop up, get some shut eye, hit the sack. 425 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,335 Throw some z's. 426 00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:39,042 [gentle music] 427 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:44,815 [Oz] They won't have my type. 428 00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:46,817 They bloody will, the Royal Bank of Susan's 429 00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:48,485 paying good money for the pleasure. 430 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,558 Black Sheep to Straw Man. 431 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,527 What? 432 00:29:56,529 --> 00:30:00,130 Straw Man hold the big button down, the big one. 433 00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,968 -Are you sure about-- -Black Sheep! 434 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:07,938 Bloody hell. 435 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:12,242 Straw Man to Black Sheep, is this a good idea? 436 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:13,844 -Over. -One of my best. 437 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,546 Third room along, strobe light. 438 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:20,951 [gentle music] 439 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,567 Bloody hell. What-- 440 00:30:36,569 --> 00:30:39,570 [gentle music] 441 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:45,108 -[Oz grunts] -[Oz pants] 442 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:51,849 Straw Man to Black Sheep, I think we're safe, over. 443 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:57,988 [gentle music] 444 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:09,166 Well it's not exactly the night sky. 445 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:12,035 No, but there is a hot shower. 446 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,541 What do you draw, then? 447 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:22,379 I don't know, I just sort of get obsessed with a face 448 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,481 and draw it over and over. 449 00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:26,483 Always faces, I've no idea why. 450 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,285 Well it makes sense, doesn't it? 451 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:33,390 First thing you see when you come into the world is a ruddy great face looming over you. 452 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:34,658 Two if you're lucky. 453 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:47,304 [birds chirping] 454 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,291 [grunts] 455 00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:10,961 -Obliged muchly. -[Charlie laughs] 456 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:16,333 I'm sorry, but the look on your face was worth its weight. 457 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,970 Here, what if she calls someone? 458 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:23,373 And says what? Eating one of these breakfasts might be risky, 459 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,242 but I'm pretty sure it's legal. 460 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:27,311 I mean, they could have you carted back home 461 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:29,379 and me banged up quicker than a redtop 462 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,548 can say, "Deviant Bum Snatches Kid." 463 00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:32,616 Well, I'm not a kid, so. 464 00:32:36,221 --> 00:32:39,189 You wicked pig, you wicked, wicked pig. 465 00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:43,393 Odd choice for a birthday. 466 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:44,594 Cheery, isn't it? 467 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:49,132 7th of September, Charlotte Theodora Malone. 468 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,169 Oh sod off, it was my great-grandmother's. 469 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,137 It's from the Greek, means gift of the gods. 470 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,138 Could be worse. 471 00:32:59,712 --> 00:33:01,511 Born 7th of September. 472 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:05,048 And the adoption papers are dated the 15th. 473 00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:06,683 So, unless Susan was straight out 474 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,318 on the pull with me in a papoose, 475 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,487 Captain Sensible was already on the scene, which means 476 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,022 -Hmm. -William wasn't even-- 477 00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:13,156 What's hmm? 478 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:16,660 [Oz] That is weird. Why would he-- 479 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:19,129 -He's a photographer! -Or he's a nutter! 480 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:24,267 Excuse me? You couldn't look something up for me, could you? 481 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:25,602 Um, sure. 482 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,270 The name's William Malone. 483 00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:31,108 William Malone. 484 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:35,278 Did you mean William Malone, Archbishop of York-- 485 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,333 No, no, no, no. 486 00:33:39,334 --> 00:33:41,118 -William Malone, NFL line-backer-- -Not Susan's type. 487 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,086 There, there William Malone, photographer, 488 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,388 born 1954. 489 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,089 Oz, that's him! 490 00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:48,358 -Could you... -What's this about then? 491 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,060 Just settling a bet. 492 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:51,461 Oh my God, those are my eyebrows. 493 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,163 Are they? 494 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:58,068 Let's see, born in 1954 Malone was a key mover 495 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:02,139 in London's fashion and music scene in the late 1980s 496 00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:04,174 and early 1990s shooting icons 497 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:06,376 from Madonna to Princess Diana. 498 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,744 -Oh my days. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 499 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,279 Oh, here we go. 500 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:12,749 Left London in the late 1990s, 501 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,151 at the height of his fame, 502 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:15,819 and withdrew to the Isle of Skye 503 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,488 where his work has focused on landscapes, 504 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:21,758 empty of the human figures that dominated his early career. 505 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,363 -Is she okay? -Oh, aye, she's just upset she owes me a favor. 506 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:31,201 You're welcome! 507 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,771 All these years, they've been lying, 508 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,640 and he's just been sat there on fuckipedia, 509 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:38,241 waiting for the penny to drop. 510 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,276 How could they? 511 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:40,510 I mean how fucking could they? 512 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:41,511 Here, quiet it down. 513 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:43,113 No, she lied to me. 514 00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:45,482 -She lied! -I said quiet! 515 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:50,554 Plod, get in the car, no sudden movements. 516 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:08,638 Stay very still, if you stay still, they can't see you. 517 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,874 I thought that was Velociraptors? 518 00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:14,177 Remind me who's the expert on being invisible. 519 00:35:14,179 --> 00:35:15,278 [knocking on window] 520 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,680 Arse, bang to rights. 521 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:17,814 Arse. 522 00:35:18,851 --> 00:35:21,651 Morning Miss, this your vehicle? 523 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:27,190 Documents please, if you don't mind. 524 00:35:42,207 --> 00:35:44,641 And which of you is Jack Finch? 525 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:45,709 He's my stepfather. 526 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:48,545 Oh right. And this is? 527 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:51,781 My responsible adult. 528 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,419 Is that right, Sir, is that correct? 529 00:35:57,422 --> 00:36:00,357 Afraid so, I'm her uncle. 530 00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:03,793 She's got her test in a week, and Jack asked me if I'd take her out, 531 00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:07,164 get some practice in. I know the roads better than him, see. 532 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,166 [officer sniffs] 533 00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:10,467 Right, the smell. 534 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:15,238 I keep pigs. 535 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,575 You keep pigs, do you? 536 00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:23,547 [laughs] It's the bloody ammonia! 537 00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:24,881 I knew it. 538 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,850 My brother works on a swine farm, 539 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,885 he hums like a salmon in a sauna! 540 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,321 You have a good one, Mr. Oliver. 541 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:35,859 [cheerful music] 542 00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:47,804 Eyes on the road. 543 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,539 I'm sorry, but that was amazing. 544 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,241 Mr. Oliver. 545 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:54,778 The ammonia, the swine, pungent Uncle Oz. 546 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,884 Why don't you open that present? 547 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,923 -For me, is it? -It's from Jack. 548 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:09,492 It's probably a copy of the uh, highway code. 549 00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:10,827 That wouldn't go amiss. 550 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:23,540 Look, Jack doesn't know you at all, does he? 551 00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:28,578 Doesn't matter. He's not even my real... I'm not even his... 552 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:32,382 Oz, am I a bastard? 553 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:35,018 Well, you can be a bit of a pain in the arse. 554 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:43,760 [cheerful music] 555 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:59,476 -[dog barking] -[phone buzzing] 556 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,313 Oh, this thing must be as old as you are. 557 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:04,781 It's vintage, who is it? 558 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,817 -Mama Bear? -Oh, don't answer it. 559 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:09,653 -Well how do I stop it? -Eh-- 560 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:11,321 Don't, if you hang up, she'll get suspicious. 561 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,522 So, you do want me to answer it. 562 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,024 No, just don't press anything. 563 00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:17,527 [Susan on phone] Hello? 564 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:19,062 Hello? 565 00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:22,966 -Susan? -Hello darling, how's work? 566 00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:28,371 -Delightful, how's not work? -Oh, it's been so nice, it's so relaxing. 567 00:38:28,373 --> 00:38:30,507 -Dad's like a different person. -Yeah, he is. 568 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,642 And you were wrong about the vows, though. 569 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,411 Not so much of a sniff of a clergyman. 570 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,313 Oh well, a girl can dream. 571 00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:40,784 -So, did you find your surprise? -Yeah, pretty surprising, thanks for that. 572 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:43,520 [Jack in background] Tell her I'll take her out for some lessons when we get back. 573 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,055 [Susan] Dad's here, um... 574 00:38:45,057 --> 00:38:47,023 He was thinking that once we're back, maybe the... 575 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:51,061 -two of you could, you know, have a few more lessons. -Yeah, maybe, lessons, yeah. 576 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:54,998 Charlotte, back to work! 577 00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:56,800 I've got to go, Susan. 578 00:38:56,802 --> 00:38:58,668 Oh, okay, love you. 579 00:38:58,670 --> 00:38:59,602 Right. 580 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:06,743 Unbelievable! 581 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:11,348 I'm sure she was going to tell you, in her own time. 582 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:12,849 She's had 18 years! 583 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,851 Of course she's not going to tell me. 584 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:18,488 They want me to be safe and stable and deathly dull. 585 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,958 But they can see that everything inside me wants to be like him. 586 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,892 You don't know him. 587 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:25,362 Well isn't it time I did? I'm a grownup now. 588 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,030 There's two parts to growing up. 589 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:30,066 First, is realizing your parents aren't always right. 590 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,836 Second, is realizing that they're not always wrong. 591 00:39:35,407 --> 00:39:38,908 Really? That's brought grown men to tears that has. 592 00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:42,479 -Christ, I need a wiz. -A what? 593 00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:43,813 A wiz, Oz. 594 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,382 A tinkle, a wee. 595 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,817 I need to splash my boots, spend a penny, 596 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:51,755 lead a horse to water, look after number one. Make my bladder gladder, 597 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:54,457 answer the call of nature, pop a squat. 598 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:59,429 [upbeat music] 599 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:05,168 I'm sure there's one just around the corner. 600 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,736 We haven't moved in like half an hour! 601 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,905 -I've got to go, or there'll be floods. -No. 602 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:11,007 I'll just make like the Pope in those woods over there, 603 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,809 and if by some miracle this lot start moving, 604 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,611 -you can just shimmy over. -No. 605 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:16,713 Oz, I'm dying here, I'm going to have a water baby. 606 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:17,814 I bloody well said no! 607 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,048 Jesus, you've got a license! 608 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,950 You can just go a few feet and pull over. 609 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:23,420 -We agreed no driving! -Some just came out! 610 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,088 Hey, hey! 611 00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:28,024 You can't make me do this! 612 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:31,461 [sirens wailing] [helicopter in background] 613 00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:43,006 Oh come on, we're not-- 614 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:45,942 Christ, we're moving! 615 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:49,813 [car horn honking] 616 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,714 Piss off! 617 00:40:51,716 --> 00:40:52,682 I'm trying! 618 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:56,786 [car horn honking] 619 00:40:57,222 --> 00:41:00,757 [man] Oh for fuck's sake, get moving! 620 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:08,998 -[car horn honking] -[gasps] 621 00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:17,540 [pants] 622 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:21,044 [car engine starting] 623 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:32,222 [Oz groaning] 624 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,127 [screaming] 625 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,541 -What the hell was that about? -I said no driving, 626 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:54,043 -But do you listen? Do you, bollocks! -You've got a license. 627 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:57,046 The last time I drove a car, I-- I wrote it off. 628 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,050 Were you hurt? 629 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:02,919 I'm still here. 630 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:09,025 Well, you had an accident, accidents are accidental. 631 00:42:10,762 --> 00:42:13,162 I'm sorry, okay, I didn't realize this was going to be a thing. 632 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,998 Well it is a thing. 633 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,134 Okay fine, no more driving. 634 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,137 I meant give me the keys. 635 00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:30,713 [cheerful music] 636 00:42:58,176 --> 00:43:01,144 [cheerful music] 637 00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:19,963 [Charlie] You know what they say, you never know when the next one's going to... 638 00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:53,663 [cheerful music] 639 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,644 -[engine rumbling] -What's it doing? 640 00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:13,383 Bloody hell, no. 641 00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:14,917 You better be praying! 642 00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:16,886 -Just pull over. -Where? 643 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:18,755 Shit, Oz, we're losing power. 644 00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,990 -Down there, layby. -We won't make it! 645 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:32,402 [car engine rumbling] 646 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:46,182 [both] I'm sorry I... 647 00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:49,018 -Shall we just skip this bit? -Deal. 648 00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:54,290 -Good job you bought them good quality sleeping bags. -Huh? 649 00:44:54,693 --> 00:44:56,759 Well, I don't see any hotels around here. 650 00:44:56,761 --> 00:44:58,127 What, here? 651 00:44:59,064 --> 00:45:00,063 Is that legal? 652 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,131 Well, is it safe? 653 00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:07,136 You just got to keep your eye out for nutters. 654 00:45:07,138 --> 00:45:08,738 [all screaming] 655 00:45:10,775 --> 00:45:13,776 Yeah, you want some, do you, eh, eh? We're dangerous people, see. 656 00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:17,046 I've seen active service, and she's trained in the... 657 00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:19,215 Arts. 658 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:22,418 Sorry, sorry, I thought you were about to start. 659 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:23,453 Start what? 660 00:45:24,989 --> 00:45:27,356 Numpty, buffoon! 661 00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:29,892 -Even this you manage to screw up. -Screw up what? 662 00:45:31,763 --> 00:45:33,930 -Oh, oh God. -Crikey. 663 00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:35,465 I've never been out here before. 664 00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:38,901 I'm not a pervert, I'm a wee bit shy, and... 665 00:45:40,038 --> 00:45:43,106 I didn't know what to expect. I certainly didn't expect this. 666 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:45,441 Sorry, didn't mean to frighten you. 667 00:45:46,478 --> 00:45:48,177 I think maybe I-- 668 00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:54,817 [Charlie] Well, he was quite sweet. 669 00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:57,120 Oh, lovely, as sex offenders go. 670 00:45:57,122 --> 00:46:00,957 -He didn't know what he was getting himself into. -Yeah, I know the feeling. 671 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,360 So, still want to sleep in the car? 672 00:46:11,369 --> 00:46:14,804 [Leo] Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot! 673 00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:17,406 [all screaming] 674 00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:19,809 I said sorry. 675 00:46:20,812 --> 00:46:23,780 The thing is, see, our car's broke. 676 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:27,416 You don't want to be stuck round here at this time of night. 677 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:29,118 You run into all sorts of... 678 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,120 Could you maybe give us a lift? 679 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,188 Me? 680 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:33,156 What, you'd ask me? 681 00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:35,024 After I, after the whole... 682 00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:36,559 Unfortunate misunderstanding. 683 00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:39,462 Yeah, we all make bad decisions, believe me, we know. 684 00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:42,231 Anything I can do to make up for the whole, 685 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:45,168 the whole unfortunate... 686 00:46:45,169 --> 00:46:46,102 I've got a tow rope somewhere in the back, 687 00:46:46,104 --> 00:46:50,273 I could give you a lift down to the uh, down to the uh... 688 00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:51,841 It's in here somewhere. 689 00:46:56,381 --> 00:46:57,313 Ah! 690 00:46:58,583 --> 00:46:59,982 Good to go? 691 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,150 [car engine starting] 692 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:07,890 [heavy metal music] 693 00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:32,515 [knocking on door] 694 00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:34,884 A friend of the family. 695 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,188 -She'll sort you out with a... -Cheers Leo, you're a legend. 696 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:42,558 Leonard, how's your mom? 697 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,894 Oh, fine thanks, Mrs. Raymond. 698 00:47:44,896 --> 00:47:47,129 Do you have any vacancies? You see my friends here-- 699 00:47:47,131 --> 00:47:49,999 Friends... of yours? 700 00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:52,101 Yeah. 701 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:59,041 Oh, but I'm chocka all week I'm afraid. 702 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:00,610 Can't they stay with you? 703 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:03,446 Well, I don't really know them that well, you see, and-- 704 00:48:03,448 --> 00:48:06,282 But they're friends of yours. 705 00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:08,551 Aye, new friends. 706 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,420 Then why do you have to find beds for them? 707 00:48:11,890 --> 00:48:13,556 Well, they're a bit stuck, you see. 708 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,458 They broke down in that layby and-- 709 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:18,594 What were you doing in that layby at this time of night? 710 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:23,032 I was, I was out in the van, and I was looking for some-- 711 00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:25,534 My dog. I lost my dog and Leo was helping us look. 712 00:48:25,536 --> 00:48:27,904 But it's fine, we'll just crash at his. 713 00:48:27,906 --> 00:48:30,006 Night then. 714 00:48:30,008 --> 00:48:32,508 You want to be careful in that layby, Leonard, 715 00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:34,677 they say it's a hotspot for dogging. 716 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,248 Night then, Mrs. Raymond. 717 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,983 Night, Leonard. 718 00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:49,992 You're welcome at mine, but I thought after the whole, 719 00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,261 -the whole unfortunate-- -I hardly think a real pervert 720 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,196 would try and find us a B&B. 721 00:48:58,536 --> 00:49:01,437 -[door clangs] -[bell dings] 722 00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:07,109 [Leo] Well, here we are, this is my, well, you know. 723 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:08,444 You live in here? 724 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,980 [Leo] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, not here. 725 00:49:10,982 --> 00:49:14,016 Tammy lets me have the room above the you know, come on. 726 00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:18,254 [dog barking] 727 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,994 Wow, okay. 728 00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:29,115 Stock, you see. 729 00:49:29,116 --> 00:49:29,999 Tammy keeps it here until she... 730 00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:32,468 You got a bathroom amongst this lot? 731 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,637 Yep, just out there, on the left-hand side. 732 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,139 And help yourself to... 733 00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:16,012 [gentle music] 734 00:50:16,014 --> 00:50:18,681 [shower running] 735 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:23,285 My god, he's cleansing, this is huge. 736 00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,627 -Quick, let's stick these in the wash. -I don't have a-- 737 00:50:32,130 --> 00:50:33,262 Tammy washes my... 738 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:35,064 Oh she does, does she? 739 00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:37,366 But he can't put these back on. 740 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:38,801 We could always... 741 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:45,374 So, uh, he's not your dad then, I mean... 742 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,542 Ugh, don't even get me started 743 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,210 on who's my dad and who isn't. 744 00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:50,813 Oh, this is good. 745 00:50:50,815 --> 00:50:53,549 Smart, but raffish, very Oz. 746 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:57,586 Whoa, I thought someone had had this. 747 00:50:57,588 --> 00:51:00,122 I'm trying to make him look less Dickensian. 748 00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:05,261 It's kind of nice having people over. 749 00:51:07,298 --> 00:51:09,065 Kind of feels like a slumber party. 750 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:19,809 Come on. 751 00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:41,097 [Leo] I'd better turn in. 752 00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:43,766 Tammy looks after her mom in the mornings, so I'm on the early 753 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:45,501 -shift in the-- -Sure, night Leo. 754 00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:47,536 Thanks for everything. 755 00:52:01,752 --> 00:52:04,653 -That's my stuff! -Oh my God, you look amazing! 756 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:07,590 -Simon Oliver. -You can't just barge into other people's lives 757 00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:09,191 and start rearranging stuff. 758 00:52:09,193 --> 00:52:11,393 Why not? What's the worst that could happen? 759 00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:14,363 Where is she? 760 00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:18,200 Now, you listen very carefully. 761 00:52:18,202 --> 00:52:19,535 You keep your hands off my stuff 762 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:21,704 and your nose out of my business, 763 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:25,241 or you can find yourself another responsible adult. 764 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:28,244 Oz? 765 00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:37,786 You take the sofa. 766 00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:40,756 I'll be fine with the floor. 767 00:52:50,201 --> 00:52:52,301 [all screaming] 768 00:52:56,207 --> 00:52:58,707 -[Leo] You remember the way to the-- -I think we'll manage. 769 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,127 Thanks for everything, though, Leo. 770 00:53:01,128 --> 00:53:03,546 Ah, you're welcome. Anytime you're passing don't forget to-- 771 00:53:03,548 --> 00:53:07,383 -Obliged. -And maybe steer clear of the layby from now on, eh? 772 00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:11,887 Oh, and give Tammy a kiss from us. 773 00:53:13,925 --> 00:53:17,193 -[glass breaking] -[Tim] Unbe-fucking-lievable! 774 00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:19,328 I have kept this place going 775 00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:21,230 since before you were a twinkle in my eye! 776 00:53:21,232 --> 00:53:22,698 [Alex] Dad, you could lose the business. 777 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,633 I tell you the only thing I'm going to lose now 778 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:27,203 -is my bastard fucking temper. -[Alex clears throat] 779 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:33,576 Don't tell me, the wee yellow casualty? 780 00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:36,579 Yeah, he's uh, do you know what the problem is? 781 00:53:36,581 --> 00:53:38,814 Oh aye, I'm looking at it. 782 00:53:40,618 --> 00:53:41,884 Fill him up with diesel, did we? 783 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:42,918 -Yeah. -Mm-hm. 784 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,853 And does he drink diesel 785 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:47,623 or does he drink petrol? 786 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:49,792 -There's a difference? -[exhales] 787 00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:52,561 Look, missy, if that wee car were a child, they'd bang you up 788 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:55,864 and put your Day-Glo shag wagon into social care. 789 00:53:55,866 --> 00:53:58,701 So, how much to make it better? 790 00:53:58,703 --> 00:54:02,805 You've got to drain the tank, run it through, labor, fuel, 791 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:07,409 call it 50 quid, couple of years' therapy, all in, 130. 792 00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:10,346 Sorry Ma, total emergency. 793 00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:17,653 Oops-a-daisy, must've put the wrong type of money on it. 794 00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:23,759 Declined. 795 00:54:26,530 --> 00:54:28,631 I really didn't think this through, did I? 796 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:32,418 Grab car, go find dad. 797 00:54:32,419 --> 00:54:35,370 Discover higher truth about myself. Wind up with no car, no money, nowhere to go. 798 00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:38,540 Things are finally back to normal. 799 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:44,747 Look, I know-- I know you wanted to meet your dad. 800 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,954 Let me see if I can't turn us up some funds. 801 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,890 You forget, I'm an expert. 802 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:59,395 -A hundred and thirty quid is a lot of change. -Like I said, an expert. 803 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:02,331 Oz, you're not going to do anything foolish, are you? 804 00:55:02,867 --> 00:55:05,000 What, like putting diesel in a petrol car? 805 00:55:06,537 --> 00:55:07,770 Straw Man over and out. 806 00:55:13,311 --> 00:55:15,311 [Tim] It's all under control! 807 00:55:15,313 --> 00:55:17,680 I've got a bastard system, it's worked for years! 808 00:55:17,682 --> 00:55:19,415 What if the bank comes calling? 809 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:20,549 Banks! Er-- 810 00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:24,420 -Yes, love? -My associate's gone to get cash. 811 00:55:24,622 --> 00:55:26,522 -Can we start treatment? -Of course. 812 00:55:26,524 --> 00:55:28,090 Let's go make some money, eh? 813 00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:49,712 What's going on here, then? 814 00:55:51,449 --> 00:55:54,116 Invoices, these go back years, 815 00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:57,419 Dad's not the first clue what's in here. 816 00:55:57,421 --> 00:55:58,954 [Tim] What the fuck are you doing? 817 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:01,623 What? 818 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:04,626 Those are private! 819 00:56:04,628 --> 00:56:07,730 They're none of her concern, like they are none of yours! 820 00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:11,100 Dad, this place goes to the wall, it's not just you out on the street. 821 00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:13,769 This place is going nowhere. 822 00:56:13,771 --> 00:56:16,638 You can't just pretend this is not happening. 823 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,041 I can do what I bastarding well please! 824 00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:21,543 And I will not have my son 825 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:24,012 telling me I can't run my own business. 826 00:56:24,014 --> 00:56:25,848 That's not what I'm saying. 827 00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:28,984 I want to help you, I love you, you daft bastard. 828 00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:31,754 -[Tim groaning] -Dad, Dad? 829 00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:34,823 -Dad, Dad! -[Tim groaning] 830 00:56:34,825 --> 00:56:36,492 -Shit! -Oh my God, what do we do? 831 00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:39,461 Shit, fuck, ambulance, ambulance. 832 00:56:39,463 --> 00:56:40,929 [Tim groaning] 833 00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:43,832 Black Sheep to Straw Man. Straw Man, mayday, mayday! 834 00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:46,568 Oz, it's the mechanic, I think he's having a heart attack! 835 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:48,487 Oz, can you hear me? 836 00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:50,405 -[Oz on radio] Don't fuck around. -I'm not fucking around. 837 00:56:50,408 --> 00:56:52,141 He's on the floor, and he's got no voice. 838 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:56,044 [Oz on radio] Alright, erm, lie him on his back. 839 00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:58,714 Head raised, ambulance on the phone. 840 00:57:00,451 --> 00:57:02,684 Okay, and what you-- what you've got to do 841 00:57:02,686 --> 00:57:04,486 is you've got to find him some Aspirin. 842 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,688 Aspirin? It's not a headache. 843 00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:08,424 Don't fuck around! 844 00:57:08,426 --> 00:57:10,526 You've got to find him some Aspirin. Not paracetamol, 845 00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:12,060 not the other one, it's got to be Aspirin. 846 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:14,763 -Have you got it? -I've got it. Aspirin, Aspirin... 847 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:16,832 Fuck yes, Daisy. 848 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:20,969 [Tim groans] 849 00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:23,472 [Oz on radio] All right, you need to check for allergies, 850 00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:27,009 and then give him two, two pills, okay? 851 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:30,512 But make him chew them, chew them, not swallow. 852 00:57:30,514 --> 00:57:32,915 -Ten minutes, Dad. -[Tim groans] 853 00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:36,518 Oz, the ambulance is on its way, and he's chewing. Where are you? 854 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,053 Here. 855 00:57:38,055 --> 00:57:40,456 -You alright, pal? -[Tim groans] 856 00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:42,925 Eh, no, no, you're fine, you're doing fine. 857 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:45,160 Okay, can you feel your extremities? 858 00:57:45,162 --> 00:57:46,562 [Tim groaning] 859 00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:48,096 Okay, alright, all right. 860 00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:49,832 [Tim groaning] 861 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:52,534 No, no, shh, you're doing fine. 862 00:57:52,536 --> 00:57:53,936 You're doing really great. 863 00:57:54,205 --> 00:57:56,972 [Tim groaning] 864 00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:01,176 That Aspirin probably saved his life. 865 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:05,013 His vitals are stable, but we'll need to keep him in for observation. 866 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,549 What about his voice? 867 00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:08,750 It'll come back in a few days. 868 00:58:08,752 --> 00:58:09,952 Shit. 869 00:58:23,634 --> 00:58:26,768 [car engine starting] 870 00:58:27,872 --> 00:58:29,238 Thanks, you okay? 871 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:31,940 Aye, is he? 872 00:58:33,143 --> 00:58:34,076 Oz? 873 00:58:37,248 --> 00:58:39,047 -Ah, keep your money. -But what about-- 874 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:41,650 Don't worry about the business, I'll sort it out. 875 00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:45,220 You saved my dad's life, we owe you. 876 00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:46,822 Thanks, Alex. 877 00:58:46,824 --> 00:58:48,223 Right, on your way. 878 00:58:48,692 --> 00:58:50,692 I've got some paperwork to get on with. 879 00:58:52,263 --> 00:58:55,797 [gentle music] 880 00:58:57,801 --> 00:59:00,769 [Charlie] So, someone knows a lot about medicine. 881 00:59:01,939 --> 00:59:03,238 Oh my God, Oz, were you a doctor? 882 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,306 [Oz] No, I was not! 883 00:59:08,913 --> 00:59:12,147 -[Charlie] So where did the money come from then? -[Oz] Nowhere! 884 00:59:12,216 --> 00:59:15,717 [Charlie] What was it? Horses, scratchcards, roulette? 885 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,619 Oh, just take the bloody hint, will you? 886 00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:25,761 [gentle music] 887 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:16,211 [wind blowing] 888 01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:17,212 What the hell's this? 889 01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:21,283 It's a boat, Oz. It's like a car, but it goes on water. 890 01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:24,653 Really, really? 891 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:26,321 Another travel phobia. 892 01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:27,656 What is it this time? 893 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:29,057 Molested by a pedalo? 894 01:00:29,693 --> 01:00:31,793 Lose your fortune on the boat race? 895 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,328 You were so much more fun when we set off. 896 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:35,897 You just weren't looking that closely. 897 01:00:35,899 --> 01:00:38,100 You needed a legal technicality, and there I was. 898 01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:40,202 There you were, kipping in a bin because your missus-- 899 01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,204 Don't, please! 900 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,207 You don't know the first thing about my life. 901 01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:46,775 Then tell me, Oz. 902 01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:50,946 Whatever you did, it can't have been that bad. 903 01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:53,348 Oh, oh no, really? 904 01:00:53,350 --> 01:00:54,783 Can't have been that bad! 905 01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:58,086 Well, thank you, what a fool I've been! 906 01:00:58,088 --> 01:00:59,955 All these years, blaming myself! 907 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:01,790 Oz? 908 01:01:04,128 --> 01:01:08,030 No, really, I'm fine, thank you. 909 01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:10,165 Blaming yourself for what? 910 01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:20,676 Oz, what happened? 911 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,250 It was a heart attack. 912 01:01:30,387 --> 01:01:31,720 Oh shit. 913 01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:35,791 Where are you going? 914 01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:36,958 Home! 915 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,160 What, where is home? 916 01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:40,128 -I don't know! -But you'll drown! 917 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:41,997 Sounds fucking delightful! 918 01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:44,166 -What was her name? -No. 919 01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:45,400 -Tell me her name! -Joe. 920 01:01:45,402 --> 01:01:47,703 Jo, like Joanna? 921 01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,171 Josephine? 922 01:01:49,173 --> 01:01:50,806 Like Joseph? 923 01:01:55,979 --> 01:01:58,213 Oz, I didn't-- 924 01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:00,248 Are you for serious? 925 01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,117 I am. 926 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:06,888 I am for serious. 927 01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:08,423 His name was Joseph. 928 01:02:10,794 --> 01:02:12,227 Oz, I'm so sorry. 929 01:02:18,102 --> 01:02:19,034 Where's the ring? 930 01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:22,738 We always said, 931 01:02:27,010 --> 01:02:29,411 soon as they made it legal... 932 01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:32,748 They only gave me 200 quid for it. 933 01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:34,282 It were worth that again, but well, 934 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,220 we were in a bit of a pickle, weren't we? 935 01:02:48,165 --> 01:02:51,333 [seagulls cawing] 936 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,501 [Oz] Seemed like nothing. 937 01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:58,440 He'd get tired easy, out of breath. 938 01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:06,348 We were joking about it, we didn't think anything... 939 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:13,088 Then I hear him fall down the stairs. 940 01:03:15,259 --> 01:03:17,259 First I thought he was fucking around. 941 01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:22,230 When I shook him, he didn't get up. 942 01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:27,869 So I panic, and think I'll call an ambulance, but then I thought sod them. 943 01:03:27,871 --> 01:03:30,906 It'll take them quarter of an hour to get here, so I think I can... 944 01:03:34,111 --> 01:03:38,046 So I'm in the car, speeding and... 945 01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:42,450 And he's whispering, but his, his voice is so faint, 946 01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:48,990 so I lean in to hear him, closer. 947 01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:57,966 I only took my eyes off the road for a few seconds. 948 01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:02,103 By the time they got to us, he'd gone. 949 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:05,273 Oh, Oz. 950 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,477 They did all they could. 951 01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:17,352 He died there at the side of the road. 952 01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:25,360 If only then I knew about the fucking Aspirin. 953 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:27,028 If I'd called for an ambulance 954 01:04:27,397 --> 01:04:29,331 might have made no difference, but... 955 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,273 I can't go on. 956 01:04:38,275 --> 01:04:39,407 Oh, don't say that. 957 01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:41,576 I meant in the car. 958 01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,912 I know what you meant, but.. 959 01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:47,382 I can't go on without you in the car. 960 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:50,118 And we're so close to William. 961 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:53,922 Yeah, I know, and I'm sorry, I am. 962 01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:57,225 I shouldn't have come. 963 01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:00,896 But you needed a responsible adult, and... 964 01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:05,934 I just want to get off this fucking island. I want to go home. 965 01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:08,170 It's okay, Oz, we'll get you home. 966 01:05:08,171 --> 01:05:10,405 But it does mean you're going to have to get back in the car. 967 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:12,474 There's a bridge that'll take us back to the mainland, 968 01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:14,476 unless you want to get back on the ferry? 969 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,245 There's a bloody bridge? 970 01:05:20,350 --> 01:05:23,418 [gentle music] 971 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:44,439 -[Charlie] Oz? -[Oz] I'd like it if you'd stop talking now, please. 972 01:05:48,578 --> 01:05:51,646 [gentle music] 973 01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:51,206 [Oz grunts] 974 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:52,340 Hey, you're awake. 975 01:06:56,079 --> 01:06:58,079 We're still on the island, aren't we? 976 01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:02,083 I'm sorry, okay? 977 01:07:02,085 --> 01:07:03,718 But you were out of it, 978 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,454 and it was such a teeny tiny detour. 979 01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:07,489 I asked the Queen. 980 01:07:08,658 --> 01:07:09,591 Oz? 981 01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:14,496 I'm glad you learned something from all this. 982 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:57,639 -[door closing] -[people chattering] 983 01:07:57,641 --> 01:07:59,707 Are you here for the wake? 984 01:08:01,344 --> 01:08:02,644 What wake? 985 01:08:02,646 --> 01:08:06,081 [gentle music] 986 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:21,763 [birds chirping] 987 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:46,321 [doorbell rings] 988 01:08:53,830 --> 01:08:54,762 Hello? 989 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:02,670 Hello, anyone? 990 01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:23,491 What are you doing in my house? 991 01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:25,393 William Malone! 992 01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:28,329 Sorry, do I know you? 993 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,231 Who died? 994 01:09:30,233 --> 01:09:34,469 Old Jesse, ploughed his sheep truck into a four by four. 995 01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:37,672 -Dearie me. -He was always a menace in that truck. 996 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,641 He couldn't keep his eyes on the road. 997 01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:41,709 Well, you've got to, haven't you? 998 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:43,845 Two of his flock also perished. 999 01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:45,947 I am sorry to hear that. 1000 01:09:45,949 --> 01:09:47,615 But the boys from the abattoir 1001 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:49,684 made them into pies for the wake. 1002 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:51,819 Poetic. 1003 01:09:55,492 --> 01:09:57,458 Come on then, who are you? 1004 01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:59,961 I'm, well, I'm... 1005 01:09:59,963 --> 01:10:03,898 Your work... I'm a big fan of you work, I'm at art school. 1006 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,300 Art school? 1007 01:10:05,302 --> 01:10:07,769 Right, we studied your landscapes this term, 1008 01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:09,504 so I thought that... 1009 01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:11,206 You thought you'd appear in my kitchen 1010 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:13,341 and frighten the bejesus out of me. 1011 01:10:13,343 --> 01:10:17,845 Yeah, right, sorry, I knocked, but, um, the door was open, 1012 01:10:17,847 --> 01:10:20,215 no one answered, the lights weren't on. 1013 01:10:20,217 --> 01:10:21,583 I was in the darkroom. 1014 01:10:21,985 --> 01:10:24,219 -You still use a darkroom? -Of course! 1015 01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:27,789 Photography, from the Greek phos graphe. 1016 01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:31,559 Means drawing with light, not titting about with pixels. 1017 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:34,662 You can't get an image like that out of a machine. 1018 01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:37,799 That is exactly why I love your work! 1019 01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:39,300 Well, thank you. 1020 01:10:41,238 --> 01:10:44,472 Listen, it's always a delight to meet an admirer. 1021 01:10:44,474 --> 01:10:46,975 Even if they do show up in your kitchen unannounced. 1022 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,480 So, given the day has rather run away from me, 1023 01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:55,316 I should really see about some dinner, if you're... 1024 01:10:55,318 --> 01:10:57,285 Yeah, cool, I'd love some. 1025 01:10:57,287 --> 01:10:58,486 I'll be sous-chef. 1026 01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:00,255 What are we making? 1027 01:11:07,864 --> 01:11:11,466 [people chattering] 1028 01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:13,601 [man] There we go, there we go, there we go. 1029 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,470 Do you have a bed? 1030 01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:18,539 I mean for the night, just a bed for rent. 1031 01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:21,909 I know what you meant. Uh, I have, I've got one left. 1032 01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:24,712 It's a single, but it's right above the bar. 1033 01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:27,515 -I'll take it. -The wake's liable to get a bit rowdy. 1034 01:11:27,517 --> 01:11:29,851 Believe me, I've slept through worse. 1035 01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:32,720 Forty quid and I'll throw in breakfast. 1036 01:11:33,923 --> 01:11:35,290 Cash only. 1037 01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:36,057 Cash is fine. 1038 01:11:37,294 --> 01:11:40,995 [people cheering] 1039 01:11:40,997 --> 01:11:45,533 [sizzling] 1040 01:11:52,742 --> 01:11:53,675 [glasses clinking] 1041 01:11:54,678 --> 01:11:58,746 So, my landscapes. 1042 01:11:59,749 --> 01:12:01,983 Most people prefer Lady Di in her smalls 1043 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:03,518 to sheep shitting off a cliff. 1044 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,453 I'm not most people, 1045 01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:08,389 I don't know much of your early stuff. 1046 01:12:08,391 --> 01:12:09,624 Oh really? 1047 01:12:09,626 --> 01:12:11,626 Ah, well, good. 1048 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:13,594 Hack work, mostly, juvenilia. 1049 01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:15,496 But I happened to be on Skye, 1050 01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:17,365 and as soon as I got to the village, 1051 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:19,067 I recognized it from your pictures 1052 01:12:19,069 --> 01:12:21,602 and I was wandering around, and I saw your name on the postbox, 1053 01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:23,371 and I thought be rude not to. 1054 01:12:23,373 --> 01:12:26,407 Well, as trespassers go, you're alright. 1055 01:12:26,409 --> 01:12:27,642 Thanks, I guess. 1056 01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:32,447 How'd you get up here? 1057 01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:34,615 Drove, took ages. 1058 01:12:34,617 --> 01:12:36,718 Um, that's why I moved up here. 1059 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,753 No bugger comes here to bother you. 1060 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:41,022 Present company excepted. 1061 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,423 Why did you, then? 1062 01:12:42,425 --> 01:12:44,792 Move up here, leave it all behind? 1063 01:12:46,663 --> 01:12:48,396 Eh, enough about me. 1064 01:12:49,432 --> 01:12:53,801 Tell me more about art school, what's your thing? 1065 01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:55,703 What's your, uh, practice, 1066 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,638 as they insist on calling it these days. 1067 01:12:57,841 --> 01:13:01,008 Um, faces, I paint faces, mainly, 1068 01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:03,678 kind of stick stuff to them. 1069 01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:07,448 I think you mean your visual language 1070 01:13:07,450 --> 01:13:09,851 is concerned with investigating the tension 1071 01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:12,820 between reproductions of the human form 1072 01:13:12,822 --> 01:13:15,423 and the materiality of lived existence, 1073 01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:18,025 coded through the use of found objects and mixed media. 1074 01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:19,861 Something like that, yeah [laughs]. 1075 01:13:19,863 --> 01:13:21,863 [laughing] You watch out. 1076 01:13:21,865 --> 01:13:23,431 They'll have you speaking in tongues 1077 01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:24,799 by the time you graduate. 1078 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:31,005 So, come on then, why faces? 1079 01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:33,775 I don't know, really. 1080 01:13:33,777 --> 01:13:37,845 Nobody does, your subject chooses you, I always say. 1081 01:13:38,181 --> 01:13:41,149 -Right on. -I mean, they're very primal, aren't they? 1082 01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:44,685 Faces, features, you know. 1083 01:13:44,687 --> 01:13:47,188 I mean they're literally the first thing you see. 1084 01:13:48,191 --> 01:13:49,724 Yeah, yeah they are. 1085 01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:50,925 When you come into the world, 1086 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:53,428 great big faces looming down at you. 1087 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:55,196 Two, if you're lucky. 1088 01:13:56,499 --> 01:13:58,466 [man] One more go, who's got change? 1089 01:13:58,468 --> 01:13:59,767 That's my line. 1090 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,202 [man in the bar] Gentlemen, gentlemen! 1091 01:14:01,204 --> 01:14:02,737 Jesse can't be with us today, 1092 01:14:02,739 --> 01:14:05,173 as he's shearing the big sheep in the sky. 1093 01:14:05,175 --> 01:14:07,508 But in honor of our fallen comrade, 1094 01:14:07,510 --> 01:14:09,877 we're going to win his money back. 1095 01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:13,548 -Nice gesture, poetic. -[crowd cheering] 1096 01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:15,450 [man] The banana, nudge the banana. 1097 01:14:15,452 --> 01:14:18,085 Don't nudge the banana, the banana never... 1098 01:14:18,087 --> 01:14:20,655 [man] Bollocks, anybody got any more change? 1099 01:14:20,657 --> 01:14:22,089 Oh bloody hell! 1100 01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:32,233 The thing is I still see my stuff as portraiture. 1101 01:14:32,235 --> 01:14:34,569 -For serious? -Yeah. 1102 01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:37,038 It doesn't matter whether it's a model or a mountain, 1103 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,607 you still have to get to know your subject, 1104 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:43,177 read their moods, gain their trust, and then wait. 1105 01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:45,480 Wait? 1106 01:14:45,482 --> 01:14:47,181 Till they let their guard down. 1107 01:14:47,884 --> 01:14:51,219 Most of us walk around all day with our defenses up. 1108 01:14:51,221 --> 01:14:53,120 Fretting, resisting. 1109 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:56,157 -Thinking things through. -Yeah, exactly. 1110 01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:58,092 And our job, as artists, 1111 01:14:58,094 --> 01:15:00,928 is to find a way through those defenses. 1112 01:15:00,930 --> 01:15:04,065 Wait them out, let them forget you're there. 1113 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:06,667 Until you see a side of them they've never shown anyone. 1114 01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:10,204 And then, when the moment's just right, 1115 01:15:10,206 --> 01:15:13,107 you raise the camera, real quiet like, 1116 01:15:14,043 --> 01:15:17,211 and wait just that little bit longer, and then... 1117 01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:19,247 [bangs on table] 1118 01:15:19,249 --> 01:15:21,082 -Caught forever. -Nice. 1119 01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:28,289 Then, of course, you've got to work out how to make a living. 1120 01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:30,992 And that is an art form all of its own. 1121 01:15:30,994 --> 01:15:33,628 Ugh, don't. Nothing would make my parents happier 1122 01:15:33,630 --> 01:15:35,263 than to see me safe behind a desk, 1123 01:15:35,265 --> 01:15:37,732 with a nice pension and a drawer full of broken dreams. 1124 01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:39,267 Course, mine were the same. 1125 01:15:39,936 --> 01:15:41,769 -Yeah? -Sure. 1126 01:15:41,771 --> 01:15:43,671 They're scared of you getting hurt. 1127 01:15:43,673 --> 01:15:46,741 They want you safe and secure and out of harm's way. 1128 01:15:46,743 --> 01:15:49,110 Trouble is, nothing surprising happens 1129 01:15:49,112 --> 01:15:50,745 when you're out of harm's way. 1130 01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:53,648 And without surprise, there can be no creation. 1131 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:55,750 There's so much world out there. 1132 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:57,919 So much to experience, so much to love, 1133 01:15:57,921 --> 01:16:01,756 so much to lose, so many ways to get hurt. 1134 01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:05,293 And if you want to make anything, 1135 01:16:05,295 --> 01:16:08,062 you have to grab it all with both hands 1136 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,264 and just fucking go with it. 1137 01:16:11,935 --> 01:16:13,634 That's what makes you an artist. 1138 01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:17,305 Come on, let me show you something. 1139 01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:24,712 Which one are you? Which one are you? 1140 01:16:25,848 --> 01:16:27,148 Hit the light, would you? 1141 01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:30,885 Aha, yeah! 1142 01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:43,965 Up at four, hour's walk in the dark to get to the place. 1143 01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:46,734 She's sat there against the hills, like she owns the place. 1144 01:16:47,337 --> 01:16:49,971 So, I sit down to wait for the sun to come up. 1145 01:16:49,973 --> 01:16:51,872 Sun comes up, she's munching away at the grass, 1146 01:16:51,874 --> 01:16:53,708 I can't get the shot. 1147 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,242 So I wait some more. 1148 01:16:55,244 --> 01:16:57,311 It's fucking Baltic, I can't feel my hands. 1149 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:02,316 And I'm thinking the haze is going to clear 1150 01:17:02,318 --> 01:17:04,085 if we don't get our act together. 1151 01:17:05,088 --> 01:17:09,256 And then it happens, ready for my close up. 1152 01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:13,160 She lifts her head and looks straight down the barrel at me. 1153 01:17:14,697 --> 01:17:17,965 And then, she sticks out her tongue. 1154 01:17:18,868 --> 01:17:20,935 [imitates camera shutter clicking] 1155 01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:23,638 It took forever, but when it came, it was so-- 1156 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,206 -Surprising. -Exactly. 1157 01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:29,844 Sometimes you have to wait the longest time 1158 01:17:29,846 --> 01:17:31,912 for something to surprise you. 1159 01:17:31,914 --> 01:17:34,081 Wow, that was cringe. 1160 01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:35,983 -Cringe? -[Charlie laughs] 1161 01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:38,085 Oh wow. 1162 01:17:38,087 --> 01:17:41,088 Speaking of surprises, I never told you my name, I'm-- 1163 01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:46,427 -What are you doing? -Seizing the moment, letting down my defenses. 1164 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:51,298 -Hey, what, wrong moment? -[glass shattering] 1165 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,335 What the hell is wrong with you? 1166 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:56,804 Me? This is my house. 1167 01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:58,939 You barge in here all gooey fucking eyed. 1168 01:17:58,941 --> 01:18:00,441 Oh, I love your work, Bill, wine? 1169 01:18:00,443 --> 01:18:02,677 Yes, please, and now I'm the bad guy? 1170 01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:04,245 I thought we had a fucking connection. 1171 01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:06,414 We do, I'm your fucking daughter! 1172 01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:13,087 No, fuck off, this is a stitch-up. 1173 01:18:13,089 --> 01:18:15,456 You're from the papers. 1174 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:20,261 No, but, but you can't be. 1175 01:18:20,263 --> 01:18:22,730 Charlie, Charlotte Theodora Malone. 1176 01:18:23,766 --> 01:18:24,832 Bastard. 1177 01:18:25,435 --> 01:18:26,434 Yeah. 1178 01:18:26,436 --> 01:18:29,470 Yeah, but I thought Susie never wanted you anywhere-- 1179 01:18:29,472 --> 01:18:31,372 Well, Susan tried her best not to. 1180 01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:34,241 -Oh, I am so sorry. -No, don't touch me! 1181 01:18:34,243 --> 01:18:37,445 Charlotte, Charlotte! 1182 01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:40,848 [people chattering] 1183 01:18:44,353 --> 01:18:48,255 -Whiskey on the rocks, make it a double. -ID love? 1184 01:18:48,758 --> 01:18:50,925 [people in the bar talking] -Come on then, Oz. -Stick another quid in! 1185 01:18:50,927 --> 01:18:53,227 -What's the idea then, pal? -Here we go. 1186 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:56,163 [gentle music] 1187 01:19:12,215 --> 01:19:15,149 [Charlie sobbing] 1188 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:36,270 Cheer up, love, it might never happen. 1189 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,938 But it happened. 1190 01:19:38,775 --> 01:19:40,074 [Oz] And? 1191 01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:43,844 He's not my bastard, he's a father. 1192 01:19:43,846 --> 01:19:44,879 Ah. 1193 01:19:46,315 --> 01:19:47,782 He's a bastard. 1194 01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:52,520 [Oz] You must have got it from somewhere. 1195 01:19:55,858 --> 01:19:57,992 [Charlie] You're funny. 1196 01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:05,032 [Charlie sobs] 1197 01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:06,400 So what now? 1198 01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:09,236 I guess I'll go find my real dad. 1199 01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:16,410 The one that's put up with me for the last 18 years. 1200 01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:22,149 [people cheering] 1201 01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:25,486 Oz, we did it, we beat the fucker! 1202 01:20:28,591 --> 01:20:32,827 [gentle music] 1203 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:45,906 [seagulls cawing] 1204 01:20:52,849 --> 01:20:54,048 [Charlie] Lovely view. 1205 01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:57,952 [Oz] I was thinking just the same. 1206 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:07,428 Do you think you'll see him again? 1207 01:21:07,430 --> 01:21:08,462 [Charlie] Maybe. 1208 01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:10,497 One day. 1209 01:21:13,336 --> 01:21:15,569 So, I guess we can go home now. 1210 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:20,341 I don't know about you, but I think maybe I am home. 1211 01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:22,409 [Charlie] Huh? 1212 01:21:22,411 --> 01:21:25,312 It's not a bad part of the world, is it? 1213 01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:29,884 But you'd have no job, nowhere to live, no one... 1214 01:21:30,453 --> 01:21:32,620 Oh, yeah, I guess. 1215 01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:35,422 When did you become so sensible? 1216 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:38,659 I'll miss you, Simon. 1217 01:21:40,096 --> 01:21:41,929 Simon like Garfunkel's other half. 1218 01:21:43,132 --> 01:21:47,201 I'll miss you too, Charlotte Theodora. 1219 01:21:47,203 --> 01:21:48,235 Piss off. 1220 01:21:53,542 --> 01:21:58,279 [gentle music] 1221 01:22:05,321 --> 01:22:07,221 Ain't you got a home to go to? 1222 01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:21,335 [gentle music] 1223 01:22:52,168 --> 01:22:54,635 I told him the bypass was quicker than going through town. 1224 01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:56,637 -Didn't I tell him? -Yes, you did. 1225 01:23:03,245 --> 01:23:04,345 Charlie? 1226 01:23:12,621 --> 01:23:15,689 [gentle music] 1227 01:23:18,728 --> 01:23:20,661 We were going, uhm... 1228 01:23:26,702 --> 01:23:29,269 Charlotte, where's the car? 1229 01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:35,709 It's fine, Dad, I've left it with a responsible adult. 1230 01:24:11,247 --> 01:24:14,314 [upbeat music] 1231 01:24:26,695 --> 01:24:31,765 ¶ Sometimes you feel The wind begin to turn ¶ 1232 01:24:33,269 --> 01:24:39,673 ¶ It's not as if you know The way that it will take you ¶ 1233 01:24:39,675 --> 01:24:43,143 ¶ Feel it on your face ¶ 1234 01:24:43,145 --> 01:24:46,113 ¶ See it in the trees ¶ 1235 01:24:46,115 --> 01:24:51,185 ¶ There's something In the air for you ¶ 1236 01:24:51,487 --> 01:24:55,689 ¶ Maybe you'll fly Maybe you'll fall ¶ 1237 01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:58,759 ¶ You really have No choice at all ¶ 1238 01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:03,831 ¶ The storm is up You have to ride the wind ¶ 1239 01:25:04,467 --> 01:25:08,469 ¶ After the stories And the lies ¶ 1240 01:25:08,471 --> 01:25:11,738 ¶ The half-remembered Lullabies ¶ 1241 01:25:11,740 --> 01:25:13,340 ¶ The storm is up ¶ 1242 01:25:13,342 --> 01:25:17,144 ¶ You have to ride the wind ¶ 1243 01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:32,593 ¶ The landscape that You knew becomes a blur ¶ 1244 01:25:33,863 --> 01:25:40,400 ¶ It's hard to tell yourself The only way is onward ¶ 1245 01:25:40,603 --> 01:25:43,770 ¶ Shoulder to the wind ¶ 1246 01:25:43,772 --> 01:25:46,840 ¶ Forward through the rain ¶ 1247 01:25:46,842 --> 01:25:51,912 ¶ The only one Who knows the way is you ¶ 1248 01:25:52,515 --> 01:25:56,517 ¶ Maybe you'll fly Maybe you'll fall ¶ 1249 01:25:56,519 --> 01:25:59,653 ¶ You really have No choice at all ¶ 1250 01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:04,725 ¶ The storm is up You have to ride the wind ¶ 1251 01:26:05,261 --> 01:26:09,329 ¶ After the stories And the lies ¶ 1252 01:26:09,331 --> 01:26:12,432 ¶ The half-remembered Lullabies ¶ 1253 01:26:12,434 --> 01:26:13,867 ¶ The storm is up ¶ 1254 01:26:13,869 --> 01:26:18,872 ¶ You have to ride the wind ¶ 1255 01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:23,544 ¶ The storm is up ¶ 1256 01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:27,347 ¶ You have to ride the wind ¶ 1257 01:26:28,305 --> 01:27:28,320 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 94088