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I remind of it.

Is it Bian... he... a man of Chu, who dug up He Shibi?

You even know that,

and still say you are not here for He Shibi?

Oh no. I must have been taken to another place by the wormhole,

don't know if they're out of danger.

It's so hot.

Come on, keep burning.

Come on,left.

Keep burning. Go on.

You know why I'm so good?

Because I'm a heavenly sage.

If you burn me out, you're going to be condemned.

Not just you, your whole family.

If you don’t believe,just ask Xingyun.

You’ve seen the lightening last time.

Well, then,

We, uh, give each other a step down.

Didn't you want to take off my clothes?

Then you untie me,

I'll take my clothes off to you,

okay?

You do not dare to run away.

Why are you so stupid?

Son of a bitch,stop.

Stop.You're just in time.

Lian Jin.Get out of the way.

Tingfang.

I've never seen such internal force like him,

and he’s the first to beat me.

Let me break it up with him,then kill him,it’s not too late.

All right, then you have to do your best,

I won’t have to do it myself.

What do you want to do?

Comparison sword.

I can’t.

Come on.

I mean, are you all insane or crazy?

The dean's not home?

What are you talking about?

Bully me, right?

So what? Tingfang.

You really don’t know or look down on me?

I really don’t know.

But, uh, I only studied western fencing when I was at aerospace bureau.

Western fencing?

Must have something to do with your strange inner force.

But I can't today.

She chased me, hit me, beat me, tied me up for a long day,

I’m so tired,let me have a rest,

I’ll have a match with you another day.

Mr Xiang.

Xingyun.

Mr Xiang,I've been looking for you for a long time,

so long.

I think it's easier to find my clothes anywhere.

Dad,uncle Yuan.

Mr Xiang,how did you suddenly come to this military factory?

How do I know?

As soon as I woke up, I was tied up there,

and met a psychopath, a madman.

You mean Sister Wu and Brother Lian, right?

Yeah.

Let you see a joke.

My daughter is good,but reckless,

blame me for indulging her all the time,

hope you can forgive her if she offends you.

Dad.

Yeah,yeah.

There are a few hapless kids,right?

You are...?

This is Lord Fort Wu,and this is my grandpa.

Two deans. Hello.

This...

Mr Xiang,you are...

It's a ritual in our hometown.

Nod, yes, shake your head, no.

Meet and say hello.

Mr Xiang,where are you from?

Where?

You don't understand thought I say that.

I know.I know.

I saw him fall from the sky.

Just sit the Organ Bird,

it was the day of a fire caused by heaven.

Sky?

Is it the Organ Bird of Gongshu Ban?

I guess that's the same as Grandpa's.

Gongshu Ban andMohmen are in close contact with each other.

In his early years I heard that he had been to the Kunlun Mountains.

In order to celebrate the birthday of the queen, he makes a big bird flying in the sky for three days and three nights.

Are you from Kunlun?

Al...almost.

I am familiar with the queen.

I think you're a big liar.

You're a liar.

You came from Kunlun. Why did you come here?

Actually, I must be here for my reasons.

Well, as for the details, we'll have a long conversation some other time.

You guys just think I'm here to fight soy sauce today.

Soy sauce?

Sir,you're tired,need have a good rest.

Xingyun,take him to have a rest.

Mr Xiang,follow me.

Okay,see you.

Here.

Bro.

The man's accent is very strange,

words is not true.

This man, strange though he is, seems to have no malice.

Besides, he saved us.

Just keep an eye on him.

Then I'll call you brother Xiang.

Okay.

I put clothes here.

Why are you closing the door daytime?

It’s safe.

There are two psychopaths here,

one male and one female.

Who's that in the red?

You mean bother Lian?

He’s the first swordsman in the state of Zhao.

The weapons factory in Wu jiabao and the weapons supplies provided to Zhao are all in charge of him.

The first swordsman of the state of Zhao,

Sword...

It's okay to meet him,

if it’s Miss Wu,I...

She's a pretty girl. Why does she always look like she didn't take medicine,

as song as she saw me and beat me.

You're funny,

I can’t understand.

The way you came here was very strange.

I thought the way I came here was strange.

Brother Xiang.

How long are you staying here?

When are you leaving?

This question is asked in depth.

Even if I blow up that black hole, I don't know when I'll be back.

Sounds like it's hard to go back.

Bro,it doesn’t matter.

There are a lot of good horses in Wu jiabao,

you can choose one,

it's just that the horse is a little expensive.

Ride a horse?

Ride a horse to go home?

Yeah.

That's a good idea.

Thank you,Xingyun.

But I don't have any money.

It's okay. My grandfather can help you.

Your grandfather,

who's your grandfather?

What does he do?

My grandfather. He is the tycoon of Mohmen.

Mohmen?

Is the Mohmen the historical Mohmen that loves and doesn't attack?

Yeah, that's my grandfather's ideal, and that's the goal of the Mohmen.

There is no more war in the world.

The escort of He Shibi is also intended to ease the conflict between Qin and Zhao.

Now I see.

I’m telling you,

it is true that there is no such thing as never going to fight between countries.

The point is, you're talking about detente relationship.

Who is the King of Qin?

Is that Ying Zheng?

Brother Xiang, you really should have a good rest.

Now Ying Zheng is still a proton in Zhao.

Ying Zheng is still a proton?

And that's a long time for him to unify the world.

What did you say?

Unify the world?

You said Ying Zheng would unify the world?

Brother Xiang.

What kind of person are you?

You seem to know a lot.

Where are you from?

Then I'm serious about telling you.

I'm from the future after 2000,

you believe that?

I don't even believe it.You're insane.

I believe.I believe.

I really do.

I've seen Zou Yan's Grand Kyushu,

it says the sky is infinite,

we're just ants in this world,

anything can happen?

You really believe me?

Really.

Wow,you can be a scientist.

Scientist.

What's a scientist?

The scientist is Gongshu Ban here.

I know him.

He is a scientist.

Speaking of him,he has a history with our Mohist family.

I'm going to be a scientist.

That’s great.

I didn't expect to come to the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period.

God let me get my life back,and then he played a joke on me with fate.

Brother Xiang,what are you thinking?

Nothing.

Then you take off your clothes,

I wash them for you.

No,no,just change it.

I forgot you were still in that state of ancient feudal superstition.

Do you have a place to bathe?

Take me there.

Yeah,okay.

That way,follow me.

Brother Xiang,here.

Looks good.

Saponin,for your bath.

What's this for?

For the shower.Saponin.

Shower?

That’s interesting. Okay,take a shower.

I’m gonna go.

Okay.

Don’t know if they are out of danger?

And I can't contact them.

But why am I here?

It's a black hole with a magnetic field that causes a time disorder,

or the god didn’t think well,throw me anywhere.

But not bad.

In ancient times, there’s no pollution.

I'll just enjoy it here.

What song are you singing?

You prick, peeking at other people's baths.

I didn't see anything.

Stinking hooligans.

I'm in the shower, too. Turn around.

I didn't even look at you.I closed my eyes.

I'm not a hooligan.

If you continue shouting,I will open my eyes.

Calm down.

I really didn't see anything.

Go on?

I really didn't see anything.

You did,still argue with me?

And your hair is so long,

I thought I saw a ghost.

Wait,come on.

Let's be reasonable.

You were holding. What can I see?

I opened the door.

Don't you see it all?

Still say that?

Stop chasing me, miss.

What’s up? What’s up?

Come on, help.

Piss of.Piss of.

All right,all right,you...

Come here.

I have to kill you today.

Xingyun.

Miss Wu is coming.

Hide me. Hurry up.

How can this be hidden?

Here.

Come on.

I block it for you.

Can it be?

Sister Wu,why are you coming?

Have you seen Xiang Shaolong?

I...

He just passed by,

then,

jumped the window and ran away.

Sister Wu,I'll get the medicine,

I’m gonna go.

What a pity.

Even let him run away.

But next time, it's not that lucky.

Miss Wu,

I really didn't see anything.

How dare you say and run?

Come here.

I really didn't see anything.

Come on.

Stop.

Come back.

Shit,come back. Help.

Come here.

Fort said you can’t hurt him.

You...

We'll see.

Fort ask you to see him.

Come on. It’s been a long day.

Eat an egg.

Lord Fort. Senior.

Mr.Xiang is a distinguished guest from afar.Please take a seat.

Okay,okay.

What, he sat down first?

Why is he sitting down?

Everybody take your seats.

Sit down,sit down.

Mr Xiang.

Give you a toast on behalf of the Wu Jiabao.

Give you a toast.

Please.

Tingfang.

Okay,help yourself.

Mr Xiang.

I hear you're from Kunlun.

Then can you tell us all about your hometown?

I told you, you don't understand.

Just tell us something.

Just speak it.

Just speak it.

Just speak it.

Come on,come on.

Drink the wine.

Okay,let’s drink it.

Our hometown, ah, lives very high.

How high, you know?

Don’t know.

A roof like yours plus more than a hundred layers.

More than 100 layers,that's flying.

You’re right.They are really flying.

Every one of us has one that you call the Organ Bird.

Organ Bird,you know that?

I am the pilot of the Organ Bird.

But me, more advanced.

How high are the stars in the sky, you know?

No,I've been to more stars than all of you have ever rode.

Nice.

Of course.

Everyone can fly.

Isn't it that everyone is a bad guy like you?

And talk wildly about the stars in the sky.

I think you're a big liar.

Miss Wu, why are you always targeting me?

The last time you took a shower,

I told you, I really really didn't see you.

Still say that,you...

Sister Wu,Tingfang.

Be careful,be careful.What happened?

Brother Xiang,do your people really fly in the air like birds?

You've really been to the stars?

I trusted you so much,but you betrayed me.

You know I almost died in the kitchen?

I just thought it was fun.

Fun?

She almost killed me.Fun?

You're gloating, you know?

I know.

How about I punish myself three cups?

Wait,wait.

Are you an adult? Three cups?

I...

You stop it,I’ll drink it.

That's a good amount of wine.

Bro,can you take me to the stars in the future.

I want to see them.

It depends on your behavior.

Fort.

Last time I lost to him,

I haven't had a chance to learn from him,

why not today?

For everyone.

I have heard that your martial arts are peculiar.

Let's open our eyes today.

Yeah. Just open our eyes.

Stop,stop.

Fort Wu.

My sword skills are just too common.

To have a match with the best swordsman in the world, I'm sure I can't.

I'll sing you a song to keep you from having fun.

Singing , singing.

Harmonious society,why do you have to fight?

You asked how deep I love you.

I love...

Though I don’t know the rhythm,

listening to this tune really isn't like us.

This is a tough day.

After 2000 years, sad.

2000 years ago, even harder.

But the roast here is good,

though it's a little light,

the ingredients are quite fresh.

Who?

Me.

Comparison sword.

You ancient people don't sleep at night?

Comparison sword.Comparison sword.

Xiang...Mr Xiang.

I just wanted to learn from you.

Learn what?

Go to bed.It’s so late.

Xiang Shaolong.

Comparison sword.

Comparison sword.

Comparison sword.

Comparison sword.

Comparison sword.

Comparison sword.

Comparison sword even you take a shower.

Comparison sword.

Comparison sword.

Compare what? It's been two days.

If you stay up so late, you won't be afraid of sudden death.

I am the first swordsman of Zhao,

If I can't win, what's the point?

I mean,you ancient people go after it?

Would you like some breakfast first?

Okay,let’s go.

It tastes good.

Come on.Try.

Be careful.

How’s it?

Yummy?

Listen to my hiccups and you'll know if it’s yummy.

Come on.

Full.

Don't you want to have a match? Let’s go.

I'll show you what true western swordsmanship is,looking at you in such a persistent way.

I'm not going to show mercy.

Brother Lian,you are so great.

Worthy of being our first swordsman in Zhao.

Xingyun.

You turn your elbow out, don't you?

Lian Jin right?

How long have you been so good with your sword?

Six or seven hours a day since I can remember.

Wouldn't that be eleven or twelve hours?

You Wu jiabao are suspected of child abuse.

I'm not taking with you. I'm leaving.

What's wrong?

I'm leaving, too.

Where are you all going?

Jin.

Are you asking me?

Yeah.

In the future, I'll call you Jin.

You call me Long.

That makes us a little nicer.

Do you have any toilet paper?

I don't know what you're talking about

Toilet paper,after using the toilet.

Really?

It becomes frenzied.

JIn.

Is it used by anyone?

We used it together.

Really?

I can't live there.

This time I'm gonna trick you.

Sting all over your face.

Where do so many bees come from?

Go,shit.

This place doesn't even have a toilet paper.

I can't live. I'm leaving.

Brother Xiang.Brother Xiang.

Xingyun.

What are you doing here?

I just came to see it.

I don’t know why brother Xiang’s clothes are missing.

He's gone. He's running away.

Catch him,hurry up.

Not even a saddle.

If I'm free,I'll teach you how to make a saddle.

Warning, warning,

the ship was badly damaged and could not fly

Start the auto repair program.

Automatic repair enabled.

Warning, warning.

Inadequate energy sources,slow repair time.

How long will it take to fix it?

Six months before the repair is complete.

Six months?

I've been a savage for six months in this deep forest.

Why am I out there for six months to be a savage?

I'm just going to visit the warring States period,

by the way, look what Qin Shihuang looks like.

Lian Jin,didn't you want to match me for the sword?