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Wouldn't it be crazy
if this plane just...
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Last season on "Wrecked"...
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We're pirates, mother...
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- They're gonna kill us!
- So we'll take 'em out all at once.
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My friends and I are going home.
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The pirates came here on a cruise ship?
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- Me and Todd...
- We're getting married!
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I have feelings for you!
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I have feelings for you, too!
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- Luther?
- Yes?
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Abandon ship!
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I thought I was gonna die in here,
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but instead, I met you,
my new best friend.
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We got land!
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We're alive!
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Luther!!
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He stood on a land mine!
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What the hell?
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Oh, come on!
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Whoo!
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Got him!
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What's that, three years in a row?
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How did I do it?
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I wore the wrong boots.
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They're too tight. I
can't run in 'em, okay?!
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God damn it!
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Well, Errol, how 'bout you?
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How's the, uh, night-vision thing?
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Was that a big help?
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You know what, dude?
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You're being a real bully, okay?
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- Come on.
- Yeah, you are. You are.
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We're all here having a good time,
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we all running through
the jungle like friends,
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and then all of a sudden
you're acting like a jerk.
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- A jerk?
- Yeah.
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- Is that what I'm being?
- Yeah, you're being
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- a real jerk.
- Really? You think that's fair?
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You think that your jokes are funny.
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- They're not funny.
- I'm not... I'm just...
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- I found it!
- Hold on. H-Hold on.
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This guy's trying to say something.
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- What is it?
- Go to hell.
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Okay, see, this is exactly
why we call you "Mumbles."
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You have to enunciate.
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- Uh...
- Oh.
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Ew! Gross!
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That is gross. Have some class.
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One day someone's gonna
land on this island
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and they're not gonna play your games.
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No.
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They'll be smart and brave,
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and they'll kill you.
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Oh, yeah?
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And who might that be?
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Seriously?!
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Can we not catch one break?!
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So, what? There could
be land mines anywhere?
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We don't know that. It
could've been just one...
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just one rogue land mine
washed up on the shore...
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Maybe it was just the two.
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Okay! Everybody, stay where you are!
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We need to come up with a plan
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to get off this beach.
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Well, I don't have one. I was just...
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Okay, well, it just sounded
like you had a plan.
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Yeah, I just thought you'd have
some blowhard plan by now.
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I have a couple of seeds.
I'm just kind of...
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They're not really... I'm
thinking. I'm thinking.
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All right, I think it's pretty
obvious what needs to happen.
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Someone needs to walk off the beach.
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And if, knock on wood,
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that person makes it out alive,
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we use their footprints to escape.
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But who goes?
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Listen...
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there are only nine of us left.
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The person with the
least value should go.
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Now, Jess, you're great for morale.
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I think you're an absolute delight.
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Aww. Karen.
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But physically, you're
a goddamn liability.
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- You have virtually no upper-body strength.
- What?
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- That's rough.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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No one makes my wife
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- walk through a bunch of land mines.
- Thanks, babe.
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You got it, babe. Now,
if we're gonna choose,
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we're gonna choose fairly and humanely.
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All right.
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Nose goes.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Oh, it's Steve!
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Steve's got to go.
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Fair is fair. Someone tell Steve
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he's got to walk off the beach,
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probably blow up. Florence?
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What?
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Steve?
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Hey, Steve!
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Whattya got there, bud?
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Luther's hand!
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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I figured if... if I can
collect enough of him,
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uh, we can fix him.
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There's a lot they can do these days.
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They cloned that sheep.
So that'll probably work.
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Or there's that Jonathan Depp movie
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where they uploaded his
brain into a Macintosh.
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Oh, my God. You guys,
he c... he can't go.
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- Look how sad he is.
- Hey! Old man Steve!
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We all played Nose goes
and we won and you lost!
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You got to walk your ass off the beach
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so we can see if you blow up, okay?!
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- What?!
- Yeah.
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- No!
- You lost the game, though.
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- You kind of have to.
- We played Nose goes.
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Okay, I have a plan.
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We do nothing.
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What?
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Somebody buried these land mines, right?
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Someone is here.
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And that means that somebody heard
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whoever that guy was explode,
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and that means that
they will come to us.
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But if no one comes, huh?
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What are we supposed to
do here, just starve?
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It may not look like much, but this body
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takes some serious cals to maintain,
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and Daddy's already pretty hungry.
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Well, would Daddy rather
be pretty hungry,
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or would Daddy like to see someone else
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blown into a fine mist?
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Huh? Which one?
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A hungry daddy.
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Okay.
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So then we wait.
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We wait.
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- I've got you!
- Aah!
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Now, before everyone digs in,
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just remember, we have
to ration this food.
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We don't know when it is
that we'll eat again.
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I'm kidding!
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I'm kidding! We're not
on the island anymore.
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We're obviously in the future...
some of us have mustaches.
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Ah! Yeah!
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Uh, Daniel Jr.!
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Other Daniel Jr.! Come here.
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All right.
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Did I ever tell you boys
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about the time that your Uncle Danny
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saved us from exploding?
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Hmm?
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There we were,
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trapped on a beach that was
filled with land mines,
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and no one knew what to do.
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But then your Uncle Danny...
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He just stood up,
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and he walked off that beach.
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- And he saved us.
- Mm-hmm.
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And do you know how he did it?
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Hmm?
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He believed.
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Go wake your uncle up.
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Wake him up.
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Wake him up.
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Get up!
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Owen.
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Owen, wake up.
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Hmm.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid anymore.
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What?
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Hey, do you guys mind speaking up?!
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I can't hear anything!
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They were so beautiful.
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Who?
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Your boys. The Daniels.
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What are you talking about?
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Hey!
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Hey!!
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Come back here, you...
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you weird bush!
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Y-You blew up my best friend!
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You're not fooling anyone, you bush!
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We're not gonna die, not here.
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We just have to believe.
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Oh, Danny! Hey! Wait!
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- No! Oh.
- Danny! Danny!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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I stepped on a land mine!
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Idiot!
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I don't want to die! I don't want
to die! I don't want to die!
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You! You! This is your fault!
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You lied to me right through
your stupid mustache!
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- What did you say to him?
- I didn't say anything.
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Uh, guys, Steve is walking
right towards us.
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- I saw someone in the jungle.
- What?
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He ran off, but whoever it was,
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he put these land mines down.
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He killed Luther.
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- And I'm going after him.
- What?
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Oh, please stop walking!
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Sorry. Can I just...
I'm gonna have to...
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Can I just...
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Thank you.
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What do we do now?
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Find whoever the hell Steve saw.
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If someone else is here,
maybe they can help Danny.
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Okay, you guys, go after Steve.
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We'll wait here with Danny.
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Single file! Single file, you guys!
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- ... the steps.
- Watch the...
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Yeah, you really bungled that one.
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All right, you're good. You'll make it.
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We love you, Danny. Bye.
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If things get hairy,
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Danny might want to take his own life.
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Here.
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- A switchblade.
- Yeah, big time.
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- Thank you, Chet.
- No, no. Thank you.
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They'll find help, right?
Steve's got this.
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Yeah, yeah. Steve's totally got this.
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We're gonna have to
save Danny ourselves,
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- aren't we?
- Yeah, I think so. We will.
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Yeah. For sure.
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Easy. Just keep your
foot on that trigger.
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We're gonna get you off this thing.
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I just got to think. I got to...
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Think, Owen, think!
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Danny, why would you just
walk out here like that?
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It was stupid.
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I had a vision, all right?
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We were in the future, all of us.
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We were at this beautiful dinner.
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Owen's kids were there,
and... and... and...
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a-and he told them that I saved us.
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Aww. You saw our kids?
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- Owen's kids.
- What's that, now?
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They were Owen's kids
with his wife, Gwen.
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She's real, real pretty.
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Did she look like me at all?
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Let me think. No.
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She was glowing...
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almost like she was
pregnant, but she wasn't.
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What? Where was I?
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Oh, you were there.
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You were sitting by the dessert table,
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glaring at everybody,
holding a mug of wine.
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Well, was I with anyone?
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Uh, kind of.
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I think his name was "Dirty Craig."
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Or at least that's what
people called him.
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My husband's name was "Dirty Craig"?
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Dirty Craig is not the marryin' type.
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Dirty Craig is a dog.
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They don't call him "Clean Craig."
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Okay, I got it. I got it.
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I got it. I got it. Here's
what we're gonna do...
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We are gonna dig a hole
around the land mine, right?
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Then we're gonna lift the mine up,
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and we're gonna wrap
something really tight
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around Danny's shoe and the mine,
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keeping the trigger down, okay?
266
00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,379
Then Danny will very slowly
267
00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,380
remove his foot from the shoe,
268
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,689
leaving a land mine boot.
269
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:55,159
We'll take that thing, throw it away...
270
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,320
Boom! Danny's saved.
271
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,260
What do you think?
272
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,030
- No. Oh, my God,
- Are you mad at me?
273
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,569
- no.
- Do you want me to die?
274
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,380
Okay, do you guys have any ideas?
275
00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:10,400
Listen, I've seen every
action movie ever made.
276
00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:14,020
There's only one way to
deal with a bomb situation.
277
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,720
We got to defuse it.
278
00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:26,620
Steve, I don't see any evidence of...
279
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,540
Shh!
280
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,340
He came through here.
281
00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,460
He was running.
282
00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,069
Panicked.
283
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,740
Frantic.
284
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,540
He tripped...
285
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,200
right into this bush.
286
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,039
He laid here,
287
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,949
terrified of the one man on this island
288
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,660
that was capable of killing him...
289
00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:50,600
"Steve."
290
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,280
Steve.
291
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,380
That's when he shit his bush pants.
292
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,440
His what?
293
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,420
- Bush pants.
- What are "bush pants"?
294
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,319
Imagine a pair of pants,
295
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,320
and then imagine two bushes.
296
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,029
Now, get rid of the
pants from your memory,
297
00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,760
reposition those bushes
where your pants would be,
298
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:10,540
so he's wearing two... two bushes.
299
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,340
Bush pants.
300
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,080
I thought you said he
was wearing a suit.
301
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,679
A bush suit!
302
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,880
Yeah!
303
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,440
Made out of twigs and bushes!
304
00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,320
Nature! Nature wear!
305
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,380
Jesus, just keep up with me!
306
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,320
Come on.
307
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,140
Are we sure Steve actually saw someone?
308
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,500
- No. No, we are not.
- Okay.
309
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,120
Uh, you guys go ahead.
310
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,630
I'll catch up. I gotta
pee with my penis.
311
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,300
Oh, my God.
312
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:58,880
You're stupid assholes.
313
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:05,320
Okay. Now there's always some
type of access panel on the side.
314
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,789
Do you see a panel?
315
00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,589
Um...
316
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:10,859
yeah, actually.
317
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,490
I take it it's fastened
with, what, four screws,
318
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,680
all flathead, one in each corner?
319
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,530
Yeah. That's exactly right.
320
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,080
How many action movies have you seen?
321
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,200
All of them.
322
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,609
Now, we need to something
to unscrew it with.
323
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,480
I'll do it.
324
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,180
Easy.
325
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,180
I got it.
326
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,560
Easy.
327
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,980
I got it!
328
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,559
Sorry I've got these sweaty
little sausage fingers
329
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,340
and not delicate fairy hands like Gwen.
330
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,360
Who?
331
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,600
Gwen! You wife? From Danny's dream?
332
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,630
That's a dream. I don't
even know a Gwen.
333
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,769
You know her well enough to
put two kids in her, okay?
334
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,140
Is this really a conversation
that we're having?
335
00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:59,390
- Yeah, it is.
- I don't even know what you're talking about.
336
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,709
- It hurt my feelings.
- Guys, guys.
337
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:01,979
I'm standing on a bomb.
338
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,249
- Sorry. Okay. Go ahead.
- Sorry.
339
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,730
All right. Now, once you
get that panel off,
340
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,620
you're gonna see three wires...
red, blue, and green.
341
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,989
You're gonna want to cut the red wire.
342
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,800
Always cut the red wire. Got it?
343
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,040
We're closing in.
344
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,470
Oh, my God. Again?
345
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,809
Enough!
346
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:34,540
Steve, we've been out here for hours.
347
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,160
What are you doing?
348
00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:38,149
I'm tracking.
349
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,680
No, you're not. You're licking sticks.
350
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,880
Dude, face it... there's
no one out here.
351
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,520
I know what I saw.
352
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,759
I saw a man, and that man was a bush.
353
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,290
Oh, it must have been me, 'cause,
here, look, I'm in a bush.
354
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,500
Oh, ho, I'm the guy that Steve saw.
355
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,120
If we want to help Danny,
356
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,959
the best way to find someone
is to get to high ground.
357
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,140
I got to agree with Karen on this one.
358
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,840
Okay, priority one is Danny.
359
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,839
Look, guys, if we're not
looking out for each other,
360
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,910
if we're not helping one another,
361
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,820
then what are we even doing, you know?
362
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,420
Did you just eat something?
363
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,780
What?
364
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:16,919
Did I... Did I eat something?
365
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,470
Really? You think that I got food
366
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,240
and just wouldn't bring it back
and share it with you guys?
367
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,190
Wow.
368
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,599
You know what, Karen?
369
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,399
Go yourself
370
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,140
for thinking I would ever turn
my back on my best friends!
371
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,420
You've got berry stains
all over your mouth.
372
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,439
There just wasn't enough
to share, okay, you guys?
373
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,940
You shit.
374
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,549
- Are you kidding me?
- You guys should be thanking me,
375
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:45,879
okay, 'cause these berries are
making me feel very weird.
376
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,410
I mean, my hands are all sweaty,
377
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,979
and my entire body's getting chills...
378
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,020
Enough!
379
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,019
This is the waste of time.
380
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,289
The Bush Man's getting away.
381
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,489
There's no one out here!
382
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:57,780
There's someone here.
383
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,760
I told you so, you flabby piece of shit.
384
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,080
- Shut up, you Kiwi turd.
- Shh!
385
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,970
Okay, well, are there
any other shades of red
386
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,779
like a "fire truck" or a "merlot"?
387
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,730
No, dude. They're all
the same color red,
388
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,800
- and there's like a hundred of them.
- Okay.
389
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,700
Okay. Pick one.
390
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,940
- What?
- What? No way.
391
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,220
Just pick a wire and cut it.
392
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,989
I'm not gonna randomly just pick a wire.
393
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,440
Pick a wire! Do it!
394
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,570
Pick a wire right now,
Owen! Get in there!
395
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,789
Okay, fine! I'll just pick one.
396
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,529
- And if your leg blows up...
- Why are we all yelling?!
397
00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:33,140
- Just pick a wire! Come on! Do it! Now!
- I'll pick a wire!
398
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,599
Oh! Yes! Yes!
399
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,979
- It worked!
- We did it!
400
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,200
Oh!
401
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,200
- Oh. Hey.
- Why is it beeping?
402
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,680
You two get out of here. Go!
403
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,749
No. We're not gonna leave you here, man.
404
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,519
Just go! Don't you get it?
405
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,289
- I never liked you.
- What?
406
00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,350
You're a nerd, a dork.
407
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,920
I only hung out with you because
I felt bad for you, dweeb.
408
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,159
- Okay, I see what you're doing.
- Oh, do you?
409
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,520
Because you're so smart with
your flight attendant degree?
410
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,499
Did you even finish school, you loser?
411
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,699
- Hey, easy!
- Okay, sorry. That got mean.
412
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,080
Listen, I'm not gonna leave you.
413
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,340
I was so stupid walking up here.
414
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,280
Why did I think I could save everybody?
415
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,979
At least you tried.
416
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,560
I mean, I suggested that
we literally do nothing.
417
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,439
And now I'm all worked
up because I feel like
418
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,649
I'm gonna lose you two guys,
419
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,649
and then it's just
gonna be me and the...
420
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,720
I mean, let's just be honest... freaks.
421
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,589
I just...
422
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,020
I love you guys.
423
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,960
No.
424
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,740
We're not gonna die here.
425
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,180
What are you talking about?
426
00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:46,400
I'm talking about land mine boot.
427
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:50,660
Gorillas aren't aggressive, right?
428
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:54,720
Nah. Nah, nah. Monkeys
are chill like humes.
429
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:58,200
Okay? We just be calm and
they're happy to just be c...
430
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,940
Into the trees!
431
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,440
I'm gonna get eaten!
432
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,029
Ah, come on! Help me!
433
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,160
- Help me up!
- Get up!
434
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,880
- Help me!
- Oh, God, why is your hand so sweaty?
435
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,750
It's the berries! I feel insane!
436
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,970
Jump higher!
437
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,470
I can't! My legs are jelly!
438
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,360
Oh, shit.
439
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,400
- What do we do now?
- Throw it!
440
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:10,560
You could have thrown that
literally anywhere else.
441
00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:24,320
I saw his balls.
442
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:27,760
Oh, God. This is all my fault.
443
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,109
Maybe I just wanted to see someone
444
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,580
to make sense of Luther's death.
445
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:34,119
You knew the guy for six hours.
446
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,109
Why do you even care?!
447
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,179
'Cause you guys just
tolerate me, all right?
448
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:41,980
Luther... he actually liked me.
449
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:45,189
No. Steve, we like you, okay?
450
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:46,440
You're one of us.
451
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,000
Really?
452
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:49,720
Yeah.
453
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:51,930
What do you like about me?
454
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:55,580
- Oh, my God.
- Uh... your hair.
455
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,659
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
456
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,899
Oh, that's a good one.
457
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,060
Todd?
458
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,160
You're funny, I guess.
459
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,840
Yeah. I'm pretty funny.
460
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,180
What about you, Karen?
461
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,320
Easy. You got an ass that won't quit.
462
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:14,620
Oh, God. It's coming right at me!
463
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,990
I can fix this!
464
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,520
Oh, my God.
465
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,359
Hey!
466
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,360
Take a chomp on this perfect ass!
467
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,019
Hello, there.
468
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:50,680
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