Original subtitles

 Out there There's a world outside of Yonkers 

 Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby 

 There's a slick town, Barnaby 

 Out there Full of shine and full of sparkle 

 Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby 

 Listen, Barnaby 

 Put on your Sunday clothes There's lots of world out there 

 Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars 

 We're gonna find adventure in the evening air 

 Girls in white in a perfumed night 

 Where the lights are bright as the stars 

 Put on your Sunday clothes We're gonna ride through town 

 In one of those new horse drawn open cars 

 We'll see the shows at Delmonico's 

 And we'll close the town in a whirl 

 And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl 

[WIND HOWLING]

 ... ride through town 

 In one of those new horse drawn open cars 

 We'll see the shows at Delmonico's... 

 And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl 

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[WHIRRING]

[BEEPS]

[CHIRPING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Oh!

[GRUNTING]

[EXCLAIMS]

[EXCLAIMS CURIOUSLY]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[WHISTLES]

[CHIRPS]

[SHUDDERING]

Huh.

[JINGLE PLAYING ON P.A.]

 Buy N Large is your superstore 

 We got all you need and so much more 

[CHATTERING]

[COCKROACH SQUEAKING]

[WALL-E SQUAWKS]

[COCKROACH SQUEAKING HAPPILY]

[MALE VOICE] Too much garbage in your face?

There's plenty of space out in space!

BNL star liners leaving each day.

We'll clean up the mess while you're away!

The jewel of the BNL fleet, the Axiom.

Spend your five-year cruise in style,

waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew,

while your captain and autopilot

chart a course for nonstop entertainment, fine dining,

and with our all-access hover chairs, even Grandma can join the fun.

There's no need to walk.

The Axiom. Putting the star in executive star liner.

Because at BNL, space is the final fun-tier!

[STATIC BUZZING]

[MOTOR WHIRRING]

[HUMMING CHEERFULLY]

[WALL-E WHISTLES]

[PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING]

 No Monday in your Sunday 

 No Monday in your Sunday clothes 

[HUMMING]

 Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out 

 Strut down the street and have your picture took 

 Dressed like a dream Your spirits seem to turn about 

 That Sunday shine is a certain sign 

Oh-ho!

 That you feel as fine as you look 

[IT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT PLAYING]

 And we'll recall 

Wow!

 When time runs out 

Ahh.

Whoa.

 That it only 

 took a moment 

 to be loved 

 a whole life 

 long 

[RATTLING]

[WIND HOWLING]

[IT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT PLAYING]

 And that is all 

 that love's about 

[ALARM SOUNDING]

Uh-oh.

[WARBLES]

Oh...

[MOTOR WHIRRING]

[WHISTLES]

[SQUEAKS]

[MOTOR WHIRRING]

[SQUEAKING]

 ... a moment 

[SIGHING]

 to be loved 

 a whole life 

[METALLIC CREAKING]

 long 

[BEEPING]

[WALL-E GROANING]

[GROANING]

[CLANGING]

[GROANS]

[CLANKS]

[MUTTERING]

[MOANING]

[BEEPING]

[ELECTRONIC BELL CHIMING]

[WHIRRING]

[SKITTERING]

[COCKROACH SQUEAKING]

[SIGHS CONTENTEDLY]

[SQUELCHES]

[SCREAMS]

Aw!

[WALL-E EXHALES IN RELIEF]

[SHUDDERING]

[WHISTLING]

Whoa!

[SQUEAKS]

[KEYS RATTLING]

[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

[GRUNTING]

[WHISTLES]

Whoa.

Ooh!

[SCREAMING]

[CLANGS]

[KNOCKING]

Ooh!

[CHIRPS]

[WHISTLES]

[BLEEPS]

Huh?

Whoa!

[BLEEPS]

Ha!

[EXCLAIMS]

[GRUNTS]

Aha!

Uh...

[SHIP RUMBLING]

[WARBLING IN CONFUSION]

[YELPS]

[SCREAMING]

[WALL-E SCREAMING]

[ENGINES POWERING DOWN]

[SHUDDERING]

[GRUNTS]

[SHUDDERING]

[WHOOSHING]

[EXCLAIMS]

[PANICKING]

[SCREAMS]

[DESCENDING WHOOSH]

[METALLIC CLANGING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[WHINING]

Whoa!

[BEEPING]

[BUZZES]

[CLANGING]

[WALL-E YELPS SOFTLY]

[ENGINES POWERING UP]

[RUMBLING]

[SHUDDERING]

[EVE BEEPING]

[BEEPING]

Whoa!

[ZIPPING]

[WHISTLES APPRECIATIVELY]

[SONIC BOOM]

[COOING]

[EXCLAIMS]

[COCKROACH SQUEAKS]

[RUMBLING]

[WEAPON DRONING]

[CHATTERING IN FEAR]

[BEEPING]

[ELECTRONIC SCANNING]

[BEEPS]

[BEEPING]

[COCKROACH CHIRPS]

[WALL-E EXCLAIMS WORRIEDLY]

[SHUDDERING]

[EXCLAIMS]

[SQUEAKS]

[EVE] Ooh!

[GASPS]

[LAUGHING]

[CHUCKLES]

[WALL-E SCREAMING IN ALARM]

Who are you?

[WALL-E SHUDDERING]

[EVE] Who are you?

Who are you?

[COCKROACH SQUEAKING]

[BEEPING]

[BUZZES]

[SIGHS]

[LA VIE EN ROSE PLAYING]

[SCANNING AND BEEPING]

[WALL-E SCREAMS]

[EXCLAIMS]

[YELPING]

[SCREAMING]

 Hold me close and hold me fast 

 The magic spell you cast 

 This is la vie en rose 

[EVE EXCLAIMS]

 When you kiss me heaven sighs 

 And though I close my eyes 

 I see la vie en rose 

[WALL.E] Whoa!

[CLATTERING]

 When you press me to your heart 

[SCURRYING]

 I'm in a world apart 

 A world where roses bloom 

 And when you speak Angels sing from above 

 Everyday words seem to turn into love songs 

[EXCLAIMS]

Hmm.

[SIGHS DISAPPOINTEDLY]

[YELPS]

[BUZZES]

[BUZZES]

[EVE GRUMBLING]

[BUZZES ANGRILY]

[BUZZES ANGRILY]

Uh-oh.

[STRAINING]

[GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION]

[DISTANT EXPLOSIONS]

[WALL-E WHISTLING CASUALLY]

[WHISTLING CASUALLY]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[EVE SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]

[WALL-E WHISTLES]

[EVE ENQUIRING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES]

[WALL.E] Huh?

[EVE ENQUIRING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[EVE] Directive?

Oh!

[EVE] Directive?

[WALL-E TITTERING]

[SHUDDERING]

[WALL.E] Ta-da!

[EVE] Ooh!

- [ENUNCIATING] Directive? - Directive?

Classified.

Oh.

[EVE] Name?

[HESITANTLY]

[STAMMERS] WALL-E.

WALL-E.

[SIGHS]

WALL-E.

[GIGGLES]

EVE.

[STRUGGLING]

EVE.

E... Ah!

"EVE. EVE."

EVE.

[LAUGHING]

[WALL.E] EVE.

[EVE] "EVE."

[ALARM SOUNDING]

[WALL.E] EVE...

EVE! EVE! EVE!

[SCREAMS]

WALL-E! WALL-E!

[WIND ROARING]

[SNEEZES]

[SIGHS]

Oh.

EVE.

[WALL-E WHISTLES]

[WALL-E HUMMING SOFTLY]

[SQUEAKING]

Ooh!

[DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY PLAYING]

 Here is a little song I wrote 

[EXCLAIMS]

 ... note for note Don't worry 

[WALL-E EXCLAIMS]

 Be happy 

[WALL-E WHISTLES]

[EXCLAIMS ENTHUSIASTICALLY]

Here.

[GASPS]

[EVE WARBLES]

[WALL.E] Look.

[POPPING]

Pop.

You pop.

[POPS]

[EVE GIGGLES]

[WALL-E WHISTLES]

[POPPING RAPIDLY]

[EVE] Ooh!

[WHISTLES]

[BOTH EXCLAIM]

[EVE] Oops.

[WALL-E SCREAMS]

[MUTTERING NERVOUSLY]

[GROANING IN CONCERN]

[STATIC BUZZING]

[PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING]

 Monday in your Sunday 

[EVE] Ooh!

 No Monday in your Sunday clothes 

 Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out 

[WALL-E HUMMING ALONG]

 Strut down the street and have your picture took 

 Dressed like a dream Your spirits seem to turn about 

 That Sunday shine is a certain sign 

 That you feel as fine as you look 

[WALL-E BECKONS]

 ... new down to your toes 

 Get out your feathers Your patent leathers 

[WALL-E HUMMING]

 Your beads and buckles and bows 

[EXCLAIMING IN GROWING ALARM]

[CRASHING]

[WALL-E GRUNTS]

WALL-E?

[GROANS]

[GROANING]

[WARBLES IN CONCERN]

[WALL.E] Whoa! Uh-oh!

Whoa!

Uh...

[WALL-E MUTTERING]

[GRUNTS]

Ha!

[EVE WARBLES]

Ooh!

[WALL.E] [IN AWE] Oh!

[IT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT PLAYING]

 And that is all 

 that love's about 

 And we'll recall 

 When time runs out 

 That it only 

[WALL-E WARBLES]

[EVE] Ooh!

 took a moment 

 to be loved 

EVE!

 a whole life 

 long 

[EXCLAIMS]

[GIGGLES]

Hmm?

Ooh!

[BEEPING]

[BLEEPING]

[ENGINES POWERING UP]

[WALL-E SHUDDERING]

[STEADY PULSING]

[WALL.E] Whoa.

EVE.

EVE?

[EXCLAIMS SOFTLY]

EVE!

EVE!

[INSISTENTLY] EVE!

[MACHINERY WHIRRING]

[RUMBLING]

[THUNDER CRASHING]

[WALL.E] Whoa!

[WALL-E SCREAMING]

[SQUEAKS]

[SIGHS]

Ah!

[GRUNTING]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[GAME BEEPING]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[COCKROACH SQUEAKING]

[WIND GUSTS]

Uh-oh.

[RUMBLING]

[GASPS]

[WALL-E CHATTERING]

[COCKROACH CHATTERING]

EVE!

EVE!

EVE!

[WALL-E YELLING]

EVE!

No!

[CHATTERING]

Whoa!

[EXCLAIMS]

[SQUEAKS]

[YELPS]

[EXCLAIMING IN ALARM]

[RUMBLING]

[ENGINES FIRING]

EVE.

[YELPS]

Whoa!

[WALL-E SCREAMING]

[SQUEAKING]

Oh! Uh-oh.

[EXCLAIMS SOFTLY IN WONDER]

Oh!

EVE.

[WALL-E SIGHS]

[POWERING UP]

[EXCLAIMS IN AWE]

[IN WONDERMENT] Whoa!

[GASPS]

[IN ASTONISHMENT] Whoa!

[EXCLAIMING]

[ALARMS BLARING]

[WHOOSHING]

EVE.

Oh!

[BEEPS]

[M-O WARBLING]

[M-O WARBLES]

[BEEPS]

[WARBLES]

[M-O] Foreign contaminant.

Oh!

Uh-oh.

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

[M-O] Foreign contaminant. [WALL.E] Whoa!

[YELPS IN SURPRISE]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[M-O] Huh?

[MECHANICAL BUZZING]

[EXCLAIMS]

[GROANS]

[CHATTERING]

[ALARM BLARING]

[BLEEPING]

[BUZZING]

[CHATTERS INQUIRINGLY]

[WALL-E BEEPS]

[M-O CHATTERING ANGRILY]

[M-O BUZZING]

[M-O SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION]

[SIREN WAILING]

[M-O YELPS]

[BEEPING]

[CONFUSED BEEP]

[BEEPING]

[ALARM BLARING]

[BEEPING]

[SIREN WAILING]

[EXCLAIMS]

EVE!

Huh?

[WARBLES IN CONFUSION]

Foreign contaminant.

[CHATTERING IN CONFUSION]

[BLEEPING]

[BUZZES]

[EXCLAIMING]

[WARBLING]

EVE.

[DOORS OPENING]

[MACHINERY DRONING]

[EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE]

[SCREAMS]

[GROANING IN DISAPPOINTMENT]

[HORNS HONKING]

[CRASHING]

[WALL-E WARBLING]

[ROBOT EXCLAIMING]

[ROBOT WARBLES WARNING]

[MACHINERY CLANGING]

[BEEPS]

EVE!

I've been in my cabin all morning,

so let's hover over to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls into space.

[EXCLAIMS]

No, we did that yesterday. I don't want to do that.

- Well, then what do you want to do? - I don't know. Something.

Whoa!

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Look, I'm tired of having the same argument over and over.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Bot, over here.

Whoa!

[MAN] I'm in a tunnel. I can't hear you. [WOMAN] There you are.

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE: Buy N Large.

Everything you need to be happy.

Your day is very important to us.

Hey, drink-bot.

[EXCLAIMS QUESTIONINGLY]

Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup!

- Whoa! - [WALL.E] Uh-oh.

[GROANS]

[BUZZER BUZZING]

[STEWARD-BOT] Please remain stationary.

A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.

Stewards! Hello!

- Please remain stationary. - Help.

A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.

[HYDRAULICS WHINING]

What's that? What's going on?

[GRUNTING]

WALL-E.

Uh...

- John. - EVE?

Uh, no. John.

EVE!

Bye, WALL-E.

[NANNY-BOT] "A" is for Axiom, your home sweet home.

"B" is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE: Mmm!

Time for lunch in a cup.

[ALL SLURPING]

Feel beautiful.

- It's the new you. Stunning. - You look great.

- I know, honey. Men. - Men.

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE: Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue.

It's the new red.

[BOTH] Ooh!

[BEEPING]

[WOMAN] Love blue.

[WOMAN] Date?

[SCOFFS] Don't get me started on the date.

Every holo-date I have been on has been a virtual disaster.

If I could just meet one, one who wasn't so superficial.

There are no good men out there.

[WALL-E MURMURING]

I know. I know because I've...

What the...

[WALL.E] Whoa!

[GASPS]

Huh?

Yoo-hoo. WALL-E.

Uh...

- Mary. - EVE.

Huh? Oh!

Oh! Oh. Um, sure. You go ahead.

EVE.

[WHIRRING]

Shade!

[GASPS]

I didn't know we had a pool!

[CLICKING]

[TYPING-BOT BEEPING]

[WALL-E SQUEAKS]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[GASPS]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[WHIRRING]

[BEEPING]

[BEEPING]

[WHOOSHING]

[AUTO] Captain, you are needed on the bridge.

[CAPTAIN SNORING]

[SNORING]

[ALARM BEEPING]

[MUTTERING DREAMILY]

[PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING]

[YELPS] All hands on deck!

[BEAUTICIAN-BOT] Morning.

Just a trim?

 ... find adventure in the evening air 

[CHUCKLES]

[BEAUTICIAN-BOT] Uh-huh.

I see. I know, honey. I know.

I'm good, I am good. You look gorgeous.

[SIGHS]

[BEEPS]

Oh!

 ... horse drawn open cars 

[WALL-E WARBLING]

[YAWNING]

[THE BLUE DANUBE PLAYING]

- [AUTO] Sir? - Coffee.

[GRUNTS]

[ELECTRICAL BUZZING]

[SLURPING]

Sir, the annual...

[TIREDLY] Protocol, Auto. First things first.

Computer, status report.

[WHOOSHING]

- Mechanical systems. - [COMPUTER] Unchanged.

- Reactor core temperature. - Unchanged.

- Passenger count. - Unchanged.

- Regenerative food buffet. - Unchanged.

- Jacuzzi pH balance. - Unchanged.

- Atmospheric conditions. - Unchanged.

- [AUTO] Captain. - Laundry service volume.

- Unchanged. - Okay, Auto.

- Sir, the annual reconnaissance... - 12:30!

Auto, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?

[WHOOSHING]

Honestly, it's the one thing I get to do on this ship.

Well, good morning, everybody,

and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom.

As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and...

Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary

of our five-year cruise.

Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later

we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing.

Fore!

So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your "free

[ENUNCIATING] " septuacentennial cupcake in a cup."

Wow, look at that!

Also today we have a...

[BEEPING]

Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?

Captain, Probe One has returned positive.

Positive?

[POWERING UP]

EVE.

[SLOWLY] But no probe's

ever come back positive before.

[BEEPING]

[ALARM BLARING]

[JINGLE PLAYING]

 Buy N Large 

Greetings and congratulations, Captain.

If you are seeing this,

that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator,

or EVE probe, has returned from Earth

with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis.

That's right. It means it's time to go back home.

Home? We're going back?

Now that Earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status,

by golly, we can begin Operation Recolonise.

[WARBLES]

Simply follow this manual's instructions

to place the plant in your ship's holo-detector

and the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth.

- It's that easy. - Huh!

Now, due to the effects of microgravity,

you and your passengers may have suffered some

slight bone loss.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track

will get you back in shape in no time.

We have a jogging track?

If you have any further questions,

just consult your operation manual.

See you back home real soon.

"Operate Manuel."

Uh...

Manuel, relay instructions.

Manuel?

Wow. Will you look at that?

[CAPTAIN] Let's see.

[MUMBLES DISMISSIVELY]

Huh?

EVE.

WALL-E!

[ELECTRIC WHINING]

[WARBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY]

EVE.

[WARBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY]

[CAPTAIN] Well, let's open her up.

"Step one. Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition.'"

"Step one. Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition.'"

[COMPUTER] Confirm acquisition. [CAPTAIN] Ooh!

Voice authorisation required.

- Uh... - [CAPTAIN'S VOICE] Uh...

[COMPUTER] Accepted.

[BEEPING]

Ooh.

[EXCLAIMING]

- [STAMMERING] Where's the thingy? - [AUTO] Plant.

Plant. Right. Right. Where is it?

Maybe we missed a step.

- Show me how you change... - Plant.

- [CAPTAIN] Okay. - WALL-E.

WALL-E!

[WALL-E WARBLES]

- EVE? - Plant!

[CAPTAIN] Why don't you scan her to be sure?

[GASPS]

[AUTO] Contains no specimen. Probe's memory is faulty.

- So then, we're not going to Earth? - Negative.

I guess things go back to normal, huh?

Correct, Captain.

- Well, false alarm! - [COMPUTER] False alarm.

The probe must be defective.

[SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION]

GO-4, send her to the repair ward,

and have them run diagnostics on her. Make sure she's not...

Ah!

WALL-E.

Have, uh, WALL-E cleaned.

[WALL.E] Yoo-hoo!

EVE.

[EXCLAIMS STERNLY]

[WALL-E MOANS]

Analyse.

[COMPUTER] Analysis. Foreign contaminant.

Substance is a three-phase system

composed of various combinations of naturally derived solids.

[YAWNS]

Subject is most commonly referred to as soil, dirt, or earth.

"Earth"?

Hmm.

Define "earth."

Earth, the surface of the world

as distinct from the sky or sea.

Wow.

Define "sea."

Sea, an expanse of salt water

that covers most of the Earth's surface and surrounds its landmasses.

Foreign contaminant.

[APPROACHING ROBOT] Whoa!

[SKIDDING]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

[EXCLAIMS] EVE.

Whoa!

[BEAUTICIAN-BOT] Just a trim?

You look gorgeous.

[WALL-E EXCLAIMS IN ALARM]

[PROTESTING]

[STIFLING SNEEZE]

Fore!

Fore!

Fore!

[WHIRRING]

EVE!

[BLEEPING]

[COMPUTER] Clear, clear, clear.

[WARBLES]

[EXCLAIMS]

[LAUGHING]

[CREAKING]

Whoa!

Ooh!

Whoa!

[PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING]

EVE! EVE!

Ah!

[GRUNTS]

WALL-E.

[EXCLAIMS]

[EVE EXCLAIMING IN ALARM]

[WALL-E GROANS]

[ALARM BUZZING]

WALL-E!

[ALL POWERING DOWN]

[CHATTERING INQUISITIVELY]

[ALL CLAMOURING]

[WALL-E YELPS]

WALL-E!

[ALARM SOUNDING]

[BEAUTICIAN-BOT] Oh, my.

[STEWARD-BOT] Halt!

[SHUDDERING]

[EVE EXCLAIMS]

WALL-E!

[COMPUTER] Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

[EXCLAIMS IN ALARM]

WALL-E!

[WEAPONS POWERING UP]

[EVE EXCLAIMS IN ALARM]

[STEWARD-BOT] Halt! Halt!

[EVE YELPS]

[COMPUTER] Caution. Rogue robots.

WALL-E!

[EXCLAIMS]

[D-FIB] Clear.

[EVE] Ooh!

Caution. Rogue robots.

Uh-oh.

EVE.

[ELEVATOR CHIMES]

[TAPPING ON PANEL]

[HESITANTLY] EVE?

[POWERING UP]

Earth.

Earth.

Oh!

Ah.

Directive.

[EXCLAIMS]

[WARBLING]

WALL-E.

[STERNLY] WALL-E!

[ELEVATOR CHIMES]

Uh-oh.

[POWERING DOWN]

[EVE GASPS]

[EVE] Plant!

WALL-E.

- EVE. - WALL-E!

[CRASHING]

[SCREAMING]

[BLEEPING]

[EXCLAIMS]

[COMPUTER] Cruising speed.

[CRASHING]

You are now free to move about the cabin.

Huh?

[GROANING IN FRUSTRATION]

Oh!

[BEEPING]

Twenty seconds to self-destruct.

[GASPS]

Ten seconds to self-destruct.

[SHRIEKS]

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

[GRUNTING]

three,

[SCREAMING]

two...

[EXPLODES]

[WEAKLY] No. No.

EVE!

WALL-E!

[BUZZING]

Whoa!

[WARBLING]

WALL-E!

[WALL-E EXCLAIMING]

Oh!

EVE.

[EVE GIGGLES]

[WALL-E MUTTERING]

WALL-E.

EVE.

[GASPS] WALL-E!

[SHOUTS OUT IN JOY]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[BUZZES]

[SIGHS GIDDILY]

[BEEPING RAPIDLY]

[GIGGLES]

WALL-E.

[GIGGLES]

[WALL.E] Whee!

[EVE LAUGHING]

[WALL-E CHATTERING]

[EVE GIGGLING]

[BOTH EXCLAIMING HAPPILY]

Oh, so many stars.

Oh.

[GASPS IN SURPRISE]

- Hey! Hey! That's what's -his-name! - Hey! What the...

- Look! Look at that. - Huh? What?

Hey. I know that guy. It's, uh, WALL-E.

- Hey, WALL-E! It's your buddy John. - Hi, WALL-E!

[GASPS]

Hi.

Hi.

[CAPTAIN] Define "hoedown."

[COMPUTER] Hoedown, a social gathering

at which lively dancing would take place.

Auto, Earth is amazing! These are called "farms."

Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them,

and they grow food, like pizza.

[AUTO] Good night, Captain.

[GROANS]

[WHISPERING] Psst! Computer.

Define "dancing."

[COMPUTER] Dancing, a series of movements involving two partners

where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.

[WALL.E] Uh-huh. Uh...

[SWEETLY] EVE.

[EVE] Home.

[CRASHING]

[CHATTERING]

Uh-oh.

[COMPUTER] The lido deck is now closing. The lido deck is now closing.

[MARY AND JOHN LAUGHING]

- [JOHN] Stop that. - Make me.

I didn't know we had a pool.

LIFEGUARD-BOT: No splashing. No diving.

- [JOHN] Oh, go on. - [FIZZLING] No splashing. No...

[GASPS]

[BEEPING]

[IT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT PLAYING]

[GASPS]

[SWEETLY] EVE.

 ... it only takes a moment 

Shh!

[MUSIC STOPS]

[EXCLAIMS ASSERTIVELY]

Directive.

[WHOOSHING]

[CAPTAIN] Prepare for landing.

[IMITATING DOCKING]

[IMITATES BRAKES CREAKING]

"We're here, everybody."

"Yay, Captain! Captain, we're home! It's so beautiful!"

"No. It's nothing. I was pleased to do this.

"It's all about you people. It's not about me."

[RATTLING]

How?

How did you find it?

[SIGHING REVERENTLY]

We can go back home! For the first time!

- What's it like now? - Oh!

No, no, no. Don't tell me. I want to see for myself.

Wait. That doesn't look like Earth.

Where's the blue sky?

[WALL-E EX CLAIMING]

Where's the grass?

[WALL-E EX CLAIMS]

 ... Sunday clothes when you feel down and out 

I know that song.

 Strut down the street and have your picture took 

They're, um,

dancing.

Yes, dancing.

 That Sunday shine is a certain sign That you feel as fine as you look 

 Beneath your parasol... 

You made it somehow, huh, little guy? You didn't give up, did you?

[GASPS]

Okay, then. Come on.

[GASPS]

Wait a minute.

 ... when time runs out 

 That it only... 

[WALL-E SQUAWKS]

Huh?

EVE?

EVE!

Uh-oh!

WALL-E.

[PRACTISING] EVE.

EVE.

EVE.

Pathetic.

EVE.

EVE!

Oh!

Huh?

Foreign contaminant.

[GROANS IN FRUSTRATION]

There you go, little guy.

You came a long way for a drink of water.

Just needed someone to look after you, that's...

We have to go back.

[BOSUN'S WHISTLE SOUNDS]

- Auto, come down here. - Aye, aye, sir.

WALL-E.

[WALL-E SIGHS]

WALL-E.

Auto, EVE found the plant. Fire up the holo-detector.

Not necessary, Captain. You may give it to me.

- You know what? I should do it myself. - Captain.

Sir, I insist you give me the plant.

- Auto, get out of my way. - We cannot go home.

- What are you talking about? Why not? - That is classified, Captain.

- Give me the plant. - What do you mean, "classified"?

You don't keep a secret from the captain.

Give me the plant.

- Tell me what's classified. - The plant.

Tell me, Auto! That's an order.

Aye, aye, sir.

[JINGLE PLAYING]

 Buy N Large is your superstore We got all you need 

Just cut it off, will you?

[JINGLE WINDS TO A STOP]

[SIGHS] Hey, there, autopilots. Got some bad news.

Um...

Operation Cleanup has,

well, failed.

Wouldn't you know, rising toxicity levels have made life

unsustainable on Earth.

"Unsustainable"? What?

Darn it all, we're going to have to cancel Operation Recolonise.

So,

[SIGHS IN EMBARRASSMENT]

just stay the course.

Um...

Rather than try and fix this problem,

it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space.

"Easier"?

- Huh? - Sir, time to go.

Okay. I'm giving Override Directive A 113.

Go to full autopilot.

Take control of everything, and do not return to Earth.

Repeat, do not return to Earth.

[MUFFLED] Let's get the heck out of here.

Now, the plant.

No. Wait a minute.

Computer, when was that message sent out to the Axiom?

[COMPUTER] Message received in the year 2110.

That's... That's nearly 700 years ago!

[SCOFFS] Auto, things have changed! We've got to go back.

Sir, orders are "do not return to Earth."

But life is sustainable now. Look at this plant. Green and growing.

- It's living proof he was wrong. - Irrelevant, Captain.

What? It's completely relevant! Out there is our home.

Home, Auto.

And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and do nothing.

That's all I've ever done.

That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!

On the Axiom you will survive.

- I don't want to survive. I want to live! - Must follow my directive.

[EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION]

I'm the captain of the Axiom.

We are going home today.

[GASPS]

[ALARM BLARING]

[GO-4 BEEPS]

GO-4?

Hey! That's not...

This is mutiny! EVE, arrest him.

[WARBLING]

EVE, you are to put this plant straight in the holo-detector.

No!

[EVE EXCLAIMS]

[SERVOS WHIRRING]

[EVE] Huh?

- EVE? - [BOTH] WALL-E!

EVE!

- Oh! - WALL-E, the plant!

- WALL-E! - [CAPTAIN] Over here. Throw it.

[EVE] Ahhh!

EVE!

[WALL-E SCREAMS]

[AUTO] Give me the plant.

[WALL-E EXCLAIMS DEFIANTLY]

[SCREAMING]

[BEEPING]

[GASPS]

[EVE] WALL-E!

[EVE WHIMPERING]

[GO-4 WARBLING]

[AUTO] All communications are terminated.

You are confined to quarters.

No! Mutiny!

Mutiny!

[DOOR SLAMS]

[CIRCUITS POWERING UP]

[EXCLAIMS]

WALL-E?

[COMPUTER] Caution. Activating airlock disposal.

WALL-E!

Activating airlock disposal.

[YELPS]

WALL-E?

[RUMBLING]

Ah!

Ah!

[GROANING] EVE.

WALL-E!

[COMPUTER] Caution. Activating airlock disposal.

Activating airlock disposal.

[GRUNTING]

[WEAPON FIRING]

WALL-E!

[CHATTERING]

Foreign contaminant.

Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[EVE] Whoa.

[WALL-E GROANING WEAKLY]

[BEEPING SLOWLY]

WALL-E.

[WHIRRING]

[BEEPING SLOWLY]

[FIZZLING]

Huh?

All clean. All clean.

[CHATTERS]

[WALL-E MOANING]

WALL-E.

M-O.

- M-O? - M-O.

M-O.

Mmm?

Mmm.

[EXCLAIMS IN WORRY]

[WEAKLY] Directive.

[BEEPING]

Directive.

[MOANING WEAKLY]

Earth.

Earth.

- Earth. - Earth.

Earth? Earth!

[EXCLAIMS IN UNDERSTANDING]

- [WALL.E] M-O. - WALL-E!

[CHATTERING]

[WEAPON POWERING UP]

[ALARM SOUNDING]

[TIRES SKID]

[STEWARD-BOT] Wrong.

[SHUDDERING]

[ALARM BLARING]

[STEWARD-BOT] Please hold. We are currently having...

[M-O] EVE!

[EVE] Whoops.

[COMPUTER] Caution. Rogue robots.

[SQUEAKING PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES]

[WALL-E GROANING]

[PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING]

[SNEEZES]

[BEAUTICIAN-BOT] That style suits you.

[D-FIB] Clear.

[COMPUTER] Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

- [AUTO] Not possible. - Caution. Rogue robots.

[ALARMS SOUNDING]

[CRYING]

[CAPTAIN] Auto! Auto!

Mutiny. Mutiny.

[BANGING]

Stupid wheel.

[COMPUTER] Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

The plant!

[LAUGHS]

[MUTTERING]

We'll see who's powerless now.

[BEEPS]

[GRUNTING]

[CAPTAIN] Testing, testing. Is this thing on?

[WHISPERING] This is the captain. I am locked in my room.

EVE, WALL-E, bring the plant to the lido deck.

I'll have activated the holo-detector. Now, hurry.

- Auto's probably going to cut me off... - [STEWARD-BOT] Halt.

[EVE] Ah!

[STEWARD-BOT] Halt.

[BEAUTICIAN-BOT] Oh, my.

[WARBLING]

[D-FIB] Clear.

[WALL.E] Oh!

[STEWARD-BOT] Halt, halt.

[BEEPING]

[LAUGHS]

- Look what I got, Auto. - Not possible.

[CHUCKLING] That's right. The plant.

You want it? Come and get it, blinky.

No.

[LAUGHS]

Captain? Captain?

[GRUNTING]

[AUTO] Let go.

- Let go. - Too heavy for you? Huh?

[EXCLAIMS IN PAIN]

[AUTO] Get off.

[CAPTAIN] You're not getting away from me, one-eye.

- [AUTO] Get off. - [SCREAMS] Is that all you got?

[BEEPING]

[YELLING]

[PANTING RHYTHMICALLY]

[STEWARD-BOT] Halt.

- That's it. A little closer. - [AUTO] Cease and desist.

- Not good. - Got you.

[LAUGHING]

[ALARM BLARING]

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

[SNORING]

Whoa!

[ALL CHATTERING]

[NANNY-BOT] Remain calm. Remain calm.

[ALL EXCLAIM IN WONDER]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

We're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot.

Please remain calm.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

[EVE] Ah!

[GRUNTING]

[AUTO] Enough.

[EVE EXCLAIMS]

[MARY] Hey. What? John?

[ALL] Whoa!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[WARBLING]

[SCREAMING]

No! No, no, no!

[SCREAMING]

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

[MAN] I gotcha!

[MARY GRUNTING]

[BABIES CRYING]

John, get ready to have some kids!

[KIDS LAUGHING]

[JOHN AND MARY SCREAMING]

[MARY] Look out! [EVE] Ah!

[ALL YELLING]

Oh!

[GRUNTING]

[BEEPING]

[AUTO] No.

[BUZZES]

WALL-E!

[GASPS]

No!

Uh-oh.

[ALL GASP]

Oh, no!

[GRUNTING]

[ALL GASP]

[GRUNTS]

[ALL CHEERING]

[GRUNTING]

Auto?

[SCREAMING]

WALL-E!

[GRUNTING]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTING]

Auto, you are relieved of duty.

[AUTO] No.

[ALL CHEERING]

Plant! Plant!

[M-O WARBLES]

Foreign contaminant.

[EVE] Plant! [M-O] EVE!

[GRUNTING]

[COMPUTER] Plant origin verified.

[GASPS]

WALL-E.

[COMPUTER] Course set for Earth.

Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Nine...

- [EVE] No. - ... eight...

- WALL-E! - ... seven, six, five, four...

Oh, no. WALL-E.

... three, two, one, zero.

[SCREAMING]

WALL-E!

[SQUEAKING]

[SQUEAKS]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

[PEOPLE MUTTERING]

[CAPTAIN GASPS]

[EVE WARBLING]

[SQUEAKS]

[SQUEAKS]

WALL-E.

[M-O] EVE!

[DOOR OPENING]

[CLATTERING]

[BUZZING]

[M-O] Huh?

[BEEPING]

[POWERING UP]

[SQUEAKING HAPPILY]

[SIGHS] WALL-E.

EVE.

Ooh!

[EVE] WALL-E?

Ooh!

 Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out 

WALL-E?

[SQUEAKS]

[SIGHS]

[STATIC HISSING]

[EVE WARBLES IN CONCERN]

WALL-E.

WALL-E!

[EVE HUMMING IT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT]

[BUZZES]

[CLANKS]

[SERVOS WHIRRING WEAKLY]

- EVE? - [GASPING] WALL-E?

[EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE]

EVE!

[GIGGLES]

 And that is all 

 That love's about 

[M-O] Whee! [BEAUTICIAN-BOT] You're kidding!

[M-O] [ADMONISHING] Go, go, go. Go, go.

 And we'll recall When time runs out 

This is called farming!

You kids are going to grow all kinds of plants.

Vegetable plants. Pizza plants!

[LAUGHING]

It's good to be home!

 Took a moment 

 to be loved 

 a whole life 

 long 

[LIGHTER FLICKING]

[DOWN TO EARTH PLAYING]

 Did you think that your feet had been bound 

 By what gravity brings to the ground? 

 Did you feel you were tricked by the future you picked? 

 Well, come on down 

 All these rules don't apply When you're high in the sky 

 So come on down 

 Come on down 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 There's no better place to go 

 We got snow up on the mountains 

 We got rivers down below 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 We hear the birds sing in the trees 

 And the land will be looked after 

 We'll send the seeds out in the breeze 

 Did you think you'd escaped from routine 

 By changing the script and the scene? 

 Despite all you made of it 

 You're always afraid of the change 

 You've got a lot on your chest 

 Well, you can come as my guest 

 So come on down 

 Come on down 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 There's no better place to go 

 We got snow up on the mountains 

 We got rivers down below 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 We hear the birds sing in the trees 

 And the land will be looked after 

 We'll send the seeds out in the breeze 

 Like the fish in the ocean 

 We felt at home in the sea 

 We learned to live off the good land 

 We learned to climb up a tree 

 Then we got up on two legs 

 But we wanted to fly 

 And when we messed up our homeland 

 We set sail for the sky 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 There's no better place to go 

 We got snow up on the mountains 

 We got rivers down below 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 We hear the birds sing in the trees 

 And the land will be looked after 

 We'll send the seeds out in the breeze 

 We're coming down 

 Coming down to Earth 

 Like babies at birth 

 Coming down to Earth 

 We define new priorities 

 These are extraordinary qualities 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 There's no better place to go 

 We got snow up on the mountains 

 We got rivers down below 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 We hear the birds sing in the trees 

 And the land will be looked after 

 We send the seeds out in the breeze 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 There's no better place to go 

 We got snow up on the mountains 

 We got rivers down below 

 We're coming down to the ground 

 We hear the birds sing in the trees 

 And the land will be looked after 

 We send the seeds out in the breeze 

 We define new priorities 

 These are extraordinary qualities 

 To find on Earth 

 To find on Earth 

 To find on Earth