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Maybe she'll forget about it. 11 00:00:28,997 --> 00:00:33,099 I would thank Mr. Jeremiah Davis of Davis Tobacco & Candy 12 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,468 for his generous donation to my campaign 13 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,036 for East Peck District Attorney. 14 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,806 Mr. Davis is a pillar of this community, 15 00:00:39,808 --> 00:00:41,474 whose sister, as you all know, 16 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:45,278 was brutally murdered by town murderer Larry Henderson. 17 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,617 Mr. Davis? 18 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:52,629 We couldn't be happier with the job Ms. Keane has done. 19 00:00:52,882 --> 00:00:56,515 She has far exceeded my expectations of her gender. 20 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:59,953 In fact, my wife has never been happier. 21 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,343 Uh, I'd like to reiterate 22 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:07,767 that I am offering a $50,000 reward 23 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:10,210 for whomever finds the murder weapon... 24 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:15,308 Larry Henderson's walking/murdering stick. 25 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,678 Technically, if it's the murder weapon, 26 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,757 we'll have to turn it in to the prosecution. 27 00:01:21,007 --> 00:01:23,149 But the stick is gonna come back clean. Right, Larry? 28 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,703 I told you... the dog must have buried it. 29 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:28,420 You wouldn't find any signs of Margaret, anyway. 30 00:01:28,445 --> 00:01:30,406 She hated my trekking poles. 31 00:01:30,625 --> 00:01:31,891 She said the very sight of them 32 00:01:31,893 --> 00:01:33,976 made her want to bash her own head in. 33 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,295 Wait. 34 00:01:37,406 --> 00:01:38,831 - You don't think... - No. I do not. 35 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,529 ..that she hit herself in the head? 36 00:01:40,554 --> 00:01:42,335 - No, I hear you. - With the trekking pole. 37 00:01:42,337 --> 00:01:45,046 - I know what you're saying. - And that's what killed her. 38 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,109 No, I don't think that's what happened. 39 00:01:47,742 --> 00:01:49,308 Okay, we're broke. 40 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,811 We can't even make rent, and these DNA tests aren't cheap. 41 00:01:52,140 --> 00:01:54,029 Maybe I can ask my best friend for a favor. 42 00:01:54,054 --> 00:01:55,915 Ohh. Well, I'd love to help you out, buddy, 43 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:57,468 but I'm tapped out myself. 44 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,952 No, I was talking about my friend Mikey Harawitz. 45 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,532 He's kind of my right-hand man back in New York. 46 00:02:02,812 --> 00:02:03,789 Oh, yeah. 47 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,791 I know. 48 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,617 Duh. 49 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:11,312 I ain't gonna lie... that one stung. 50 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,966 Look, - I'm onto something here, 51 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:16,412 but I need to use one of the firm's DNA labs. 52 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,732 Dude, that's a tough ask, dude. 53 00:02:18,757 --> 00:02:20,827 Mankiewicz doesn't want to pour any more money into the case. 54 00:02:20,851 --> 00:02:21,851 I know. 55 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,146 You know, screw it. Send the stick over. 56 00:02:24,171 --> 00:02:26,671 Harawitz! You're the best! 57 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:28,681 Hey, are you in my office? 58 00:02:28,683 --> 00:02:30,435 Yeah. Mankiewicz moved me in here 59 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:31,843 since I'm taking over all your cases. 60 00:02:31,867 --> 00:02:32,867 Oh. 61 00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:34,353 That's news. 62 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,764 Yeah, I don't know if it's the new office or my bonus, 63 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:39,025 but ever since you left, this place has become, 64 00:02:39,027 --> 00:02:40,367 like, Pound Town. 65 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,994 - Wow. - What am I talking about? 66 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,092 I'm talking to Josh Segal... the Seegs! 67 00:02:44,117 --> 00:02:45,932 You must be slaughtering it down there. 68 00:02:49,664 --> 00:02:51,609 Yep, it's a slaughterhouse. 69 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:56,031 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 70 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:04,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 71 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,232 All right. I overnighted the stick to New York. 72 00:03:16,257 --> 00:03:18,249 In the meantime, let's take a look at what we have so far. 73 00:03:18,273 --> 00:03:19,598 Anne, will you bring in the murder board? 74 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,654 Murder board! Murder board! 75 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,002 - Murder board! Murder... - Dwayne! 76 00:03:23,004 --> 00:03:25,305 Can we just, like, make it a little bit more professional? 77 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,629 You know, we don't want you shouting 78 00:03:26,631 --> 00:03:28,197 - "murder board" every... - Murder board! 79 00:03:28,199 --> 00:03:29,758 Murder board! Murder board! 80 00:03:29,782 --> 00:03:31,834 Whoo! It's really filling out! 81 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:34,531 Oh, yeah! All the evidence literally points to Larry. 82 00:03:34,556 --> 00:03:37,393 Anne, will you put a picture of Rutger up under "Possible Suspects"? 83 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,648 - I got it. - Hey. 84 00:03:39,444 --> 00:03:40,804 Oh, whoa. Murder board's out. 85 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:42,632 Wait... why am I a suspect? 86 00:03:42,929 --> 00:03:44,327 You're not. Anne can't recognize faces. 87 00:03:44,351 --> 00:03:45,649 You probably shouldn't be in charge of that. 88 00:03:45,673 --> 00:03:47,183 You know what I think? 89 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,359 I think maybe a one-armed man did it. 90 00:03:49,384 --> 00:03:51,988 You're only saying that because you just saw "The Fugitive." 91 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,289 Have you seen it, Josh? 92 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:54,953 It's this new movie playing downtown. 93 00:03:56,393 --> 00:03:58,453 Movies take a while to get to East Peck. 94 00:04:01,015 --> 00:04:03,299 You'd think that if your wife was sleeping with a cop, 95 00:04:03,301 --> 00:04:05,289 you'd be able to get out of a parking ticket. 96 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,371 Whoa! The murder board is really filling up. 97 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,439 Yeah, I was excited, too, but look out. 98 00:04:10,441 --> 00:04:12,575 Josh is in one of his moods again. 99 00:04:12,577 --> 00:04:13,960 I'm just saying that the evidence 100 00:04:13,985 --> 00:04:15,094 doesn't look great right now. 101 00:04:15,118 --> 00:04:16,539 Oh, I'm not worried. 102 00:04:16,585 --> 00:04:18,948 Once I take the stand, I'll be able to clear my name. 103 00:04:19,101 --> 00:04:20,195 [Bleep] No! 104 00:04:20,418 --> 00:04:22,385 I was thinking about that, and I just thought... 105 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,719 sometimes you have a tendency to say things 106 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,227 that don't sound great out of context. 107 00:04:25,251 --> 00:04:27,957 Are you still upset about that newspaper interview? 108 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:30,293 I can't help it if my favorite TV show is 109 00:04:30,295 --> 00:04:31,446 "How to Get Away With Murder." 110 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:33,476 I love that show! 111 00:04:33,501 --> 00:04:36,242 Larry, Carol Anne Keane will be brutal. 112 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:37,820 Hey, I can help prep him. 113 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,936 No, I minored in theater. 114 00:04:39,938 --> 00:04:42,031 I can even do my Carol Anne Keane impression. 115 00:04:42,056 --> 00:04:43,945 Would that be pleasing to you... 116 00:04:44,621 --> 00:04:45,487 Counselor? 117 00:04:45,512 --> 00:04:47,178 Whoa! What are you doing? 118 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,445 Oh, every time you guys are together, 119 00:04:49,447 --> 00:04:51,380 she gets all close and flirty. 120 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:53,316 That is not what happens. 121 00:04:53,318 --> 00:04:54,817 W-Why? Did you see something? 122 00:04:54,819 --> 00:04:57,343 Josh, what am I gonna do about this parking ticket? 123 00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:59,859 Did you know this was issued the day Margaret died? 124 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:01,390 Yeah, she had the car that day. 125 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:05,962 Whoa. Looks like we got a ghost ticket on our hands. 126 00:05:06,763 --> 00:05:08,875 Or she... got it before she died. 127 00:05:09,274 --> 00:05:11,304 You got your theory. I got mine. 128 00:05:11,329 --> 00:05:14,136 The ticket was written at 3:32 P.M. 129 00:05:14,138 --> 00:05:15,960 in front of the City Hall of Records. 130 00:05:15,985 --> 00:05:17,662 What would Margaret be doing there? 131 00:05:17,687 --> 00:05:18,929 Let's put it on the timeline. 132 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,811 Murder board. Murder board. 133 00:05:21,813 --> 00:05:23,713 Are we gonna do that every single time 134 00:05:23,715 --> 00:05:25,114 - we actually have... - Murder board! 135 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,316 Murder board! Murder board! 136 00:05:27,318 --> 00:05:29,352 Everybody... Anne, the timeline is supposed to be 137 00:05:29,354 --> 00:05:31,679 of Margaret's last day, not her entire life. 138 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:34,679 And I'm not quite sure how that is relevant. 139 00:05:37,078 --> 00:05:39,765 _ 140 00:05:41,565 --> 00:05:42,765 I gotta say, I'm disappointed 141 00:05:42,767 --> 00:05:44,867 by this whole Hall of Records thing. 142 00:05:44,869 --> 00:05:46,702 I mean, I was picturing more like a... 143 00:05:46,704 --> 00:05:49,398 a Guinness Book-of type situation. 144 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:52,437 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little tired. 145 00:05:52,744 --> 00:05:54,644 Did you know that there's an explosion 146 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,289 outside of my apartment every morning at 5:00 A.M.? 147 00:05:57,314 --> 00:05:58,814 Yeah... that's 'cause you live 148 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:00,429 in the East Peck Historical District. 149 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,919 East Peck has a rich history, being the site 150 00:06:03,921 --> 00:06:06,622 of the Civil War's largest mass surrender. 151 00:06:06,624 --> 00:06:08,758 Right here, the East Peck Militia 152 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,695 accidentally fired a cannonball on their own man, 153 00:06:12,697 --> 00:06:15,865 causing them to immediately lay down their arms. 154 00:06:15,867 --> 00:06:19,804 Now, that act of cowardice saved a lot of lives on both sides. 155 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,757 So to commemorate that momentous occasion, 156 00:06:22,804 --> 00:06:25,141 we fire that very same cannon 157 00:06:25,143 --> 00:06:29,179 at 5:00 P.M. and 5:00 A.M. every day, 158 00:06:29,204 --> 00:06:31,113 since the historians did not specify 159 00:06:31,115 --> 00:06:32,235 whether it was day or night. 160 00:06:32,273 --> 00:06:33,683 Right here, we got 161 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:36,185 my great-great-great-grandfather uncle, 162 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:37,887 Lieutenant Colonel Reid Reed, 163 00:06:37,889 --> 00:06:40,320 though, ironically, he... he could not read. 164 00:06:45,729 --> 00:06:49,532 Sorry it took so long to find the file you wanted. 165 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:54,867 Here's the log of all easements granted from 1975 to 1976. 166 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:58,774 No, we were looking for 167 00:06:58,776 --> 00:07:01,140 what Margaret Henderson came in for 168 00:07:01,226 --> 00:07:03,265 on March 1st of this year. 169 00:07:03,593 --> 00:07:05,882 I'll be... just a minute. 170 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:09,418 Oh, [bleep] me. 171 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:11,787 Okay, let's see how you do on the stand. 172 00:07:11,789 --> 00:07:14,312 - Mr. Henderson, how are you? - Fantastic! 173 00:07:14,337 --> 00:07:16,882 Okay, let's try not to be so excited that you're on trial. 174 00:07:17,462 --> 00:07:19,729 Mr. Henderson, would you describe your wife 175 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:20,945 as a happy woman? 176 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:22,531 Objection! Speculation. 177 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:24,667 Overruled. I want to see where she's going with this. 178 00:07:24,669 --> 00:07:27,503 No, just answer the question. Just be yourself. 179 00:07:27,505 --> 00:07:28,921 - Can I do a voice? - Dad! 180 00:07:29,203 --> 00:07:31,207 Come on, okay? This is serious. 181 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:32,992 You're right. Sorry. 182 00:07:33,118 --> 00:07:34,284 Oh, my God! 183 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,898 Unh-unh. Still me. 184 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,215 Mr. Henderson, did the cable guy ever show up 185 00:07:39,414 --> 00:07:41,283 on the evening that you murdered your wife? 186 00:07:41,285 --> 00:07:43,486 No, he didn't, and it's been a nightmare 187 00:07:43,488 --> 00:07:45,187 trying to get someone over to the house ever since. 188 00:07:45,189 --> 00:07:47,333 Dad, you just admitted to killing her. 189 00:07:47,648 --> 00:07:49,726 - That's a "gotcha" question! - It... 190 00:07:51,843 --> 00:07:53,496 Oh, you're good. 191 00:07:53,498 --> 00:07:56,298 If you were the prosecutor, I'd definitely get the chair. 192 00:07:56,390 --> 00:07:57,953 Let's do more. 193 00:08:03,674 --> 00:08:06,709 Why was Margaret looking at the records 194 00:08:06,711 --> 00:08:09,078 of Davis Tobacco & Candy? 195 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,813 Larry said when Margaret's dad died, 196 00:08:10,815 --> 00:08:13,916 he left the company to Jeremiah, but according to this, 197 00:08:14,023 --> 00:08:17,453 it was supposed to go to Jeremiah and Margaret. 198 00:08:18,437 --> 00:08:20,812 So Margaret owned half the company? 199 00:08:21,179 --> 00:08:23,382 That's probably what she found out the day she died. 200 00:08:23,726 --> 00:08:25,094 You know what I'm thinking? 201 00:08:25,096 --> 00:08:26,460 Don't say "ghost ticket." 202 00:08:26,609 --> 00:08:28,984 - I wasn't gonna. - Don't say "one-armed man." 203 00:08:30,397 --> 00:08:31,554 Okay, you go. 204 00:08:33,036 --> 00:08:34,537 Under "Suspects"... 205 00:08:34,695 --> 00:08:37,695 put a picture of Jeremiah Jefferson Davis. 206 00:08:38,009 --> 00:08:39,642 Murder board. 207 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,678 Murder board. Murder board. 208 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,214 Murder board! Murder board! 209 00:08:45,216 --> 00:08:47,349 Murder board! Murder board! 210 00:08:47,351 --> 00:08:49,271 - That one's on me. - Murder board! Murder board! 211 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:58,953 Mr. Davis. 212 00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:00,321 May I have a word? 213 00:09:00,443 --> 00:09:02,667 How in the world did you get past security? 214 00:09:02,779 --> 00:09:05,025 They don't normally allow your kind 215 00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:06,694 into this country club. 216 00:09:06,696 --> 00:09:07,696 What? 217 00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:16,543 I was just at the East Peck Hall of Records. 218 00:09:16,568 --> 00:09:18,020 Did you know when your father died, 219 00:09:18,045 --> 00:09:21,334 he left his company to both you and Margaret? 220 00:09:21,904 --> 00:09:24,878 It was a clerical error... quickly corrected. 221 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,270 So, you don't think it's a little weird 222 00:09:27,295 --> 00:09:29,317 that hours before your sister was murdered, 223 00:09:29,342 --> 00:09:32,186 she was digging around the ownership records of your company? 224 00:09:33,803 --> 00:09:36,645 Son, the Davis Tobacco & Candy Corp. 225 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:39,226 has been handed down from gentleman to gentleman 226 00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:40,646 for generations. 227 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:43,623 Now, if you'll excuse me, 228 00:09:44,237 --> 00:09:47,021 you are interrupting a gentlemen's game. 229 00:09:49,641 --> 00:09:51,248 Oh, [bleep]! 230 00:09:57,479 --> 00:09:59,476 Uh, mark that a 3 on this hole. 231 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,181 Just out of curiosity, 232 00:10:01,328 --> 00:10:03,359 where were you the night Margaret was murdered? 233 00:10:03,421 --> 00:10:07,621 After my round was done, I had dinner with my caddy. 234 00:10:08,218 --> 00:10:09,790 So you won't mind if I talk to him. 235 00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:12,179 Son, I would caution you 236 00:10:12,461 --> 00:10:14,495 not to put your Northeastern nose 237 00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:15,829 where it doesn't belong. 238 00:10:16,218 --> 00:10:19,718 And, uh, learn how to behave on a golf course. 239 00:10:20,335 --> 00:10:21,902 Let's go, Josie! 240 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:27,554 Oh, [Bleep] me! 241 00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:31,078 Mr. Henderson, where were you on the night of the murder? 242 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,816 I was rollercising in the yard. 243 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,040 Where were you two nights ago? 244 00:10:34,042 --> 00:10:35,608 Because I went to bed at 11:00 P.M., 245 00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:37,039 and I didn't hear you come in. 246 00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:39,245 You know what? We're done here. We're not doing this. 247 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,539 I'm going to allow it. 248 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:42,915 I was on a date. 249 00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:45,968 And this "date," does he have a name? 250 00:10:46,218 --> 00:10:48,468 - Clanton. - I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? 251 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,656 Clanton. 252 00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:50,890 Let the record show 253 00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:52,914 that my daughter is "dating" 254 00:10:52,939 --> 00:10:55,928 a man who drives a riding mower into town. 255 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:57,984 Okay, I went to go break up with him. 256 00:10:58,299 --> 00:11:01,367 And then he bought me a shaved ice, so I felt bad. 257 00:11:01,392 --> 00:11:03,953 And what happened after he bought you the shaved ice? 258 00:11:03,978 --> 00:11:05,000 Nothing. 259 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:06,839 I went straight home. 260 00:11:06,841 --> 00:11:09,409 I remind you, Ms. Henderson, you are under oath. 261 00:11:09,411 --> 00:11:12,278 And I will remind you we're supposed to be interrogating my father! 262 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,414 No further questions. 263 00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:17,684 Okay, so, you were with Mr. Davis 264 00:11:17,686 --> 00:11:19,265 the night his sister was murdered. 265 00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:21,828 _ 266 00:11:21,852 --> 00:11:24,242 _ 267 00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:26,648 _ 268 00:11:27,484 --> 00:11:28,679 Are you eating that? 269 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:39,492 Story checks out. 270 00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:40,978 What I followed of it. 271 00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:42,890 Used a lot of fancy words I didn't get. 272 00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:44,507 Do you speak Spanish? 273 00:11:45,592 --> 00:11:47,234 No. Why? 274 00:11:50,217 --> 00:11:52,929 Harawitz, give me some news on Larry's walking stick. 275 00:11:52,954 --> 00:11:54,046 The stick's clean, dude. 276 00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:55,898 Just some dog saliva... 277 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,457 no sign of Margaret's DNA. 278 00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,125 Ah! So that wasn't the murder weapon! 279 00:11:59,127 --> 00:12:01,351 So what did Larry kill her with, then? 280 00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:04,928 Harawitz, you are a lifesaver. 281 00:12:04,953 --> 00:12:06,132 I just need one more favor, all right? 282 00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:08,398 See what you can dig up on this local guy... 283 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,546 Jeremiah Davis. 284 00:12:09,571 --> 00:12:11,351 Dude, no can do, dude. 285 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,953 I just got made junior partner. 286 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:16,309 Don't want to risk it. 287 00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:19,029 Oh, you... you got made junior partner? 288 00:12:19,054 --> 00:12:20,914 Yeah. I mean, at first, I said no. 289 00:12:21,412 --> 00:12:23,612 Inside my head. But I had to take it. 290 00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:25,418 If I'm being honest with myself, it's probably 291 00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:27,487 85% of the reason I'm getting laid on your desk. 292 00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,055 Anyway, I gotta jam. 293 00:12:29,057 --> 00:12:30,990 - Are we... Are we good? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 294 00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:32,203 - All right. - S-Sure, dude. 295 00:12:32,228 --> 00:12:33,228 Later, Seegs. 296 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:34,312 Guy's a dummy. 297 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,237 Seegs! Seegs, Seegs, Seegs, Seegs! 298 00:12:39,078 --> 00:12:40,546 A true right-hand man 299 00:12:40,571 --> 00:12:43,281 never makes love on another man's desk. 300 00:12:43,306 --> 00:12:44,647 Or horse. 301 00:12:44,828 --> 00:12:47,343 Or with another man's woman. 302 00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:49,218 Or horse. 303 00:12:50,044 --> 00:12:52,512 My great-great-great- grandfather uncle Reid Reed 304 00:12:52,514 --> 00:12:53,846 met his untimely end 305 00:12:53,848 --> 00:12:56,046 by violating those last two rules. 306 00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:58,217 Oh, I know Jeremiah had something to do with this. 307 00:12:58,219 --> 00:12:59,919 It's time to take that bastard down. 308 00:12:59,921 --> 00:13:02,388 I don't know, Josh. He kinda runs this town. 309 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,460 I need this, Dwayne. 310 00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,159 I gave up all my cases in New York for this, 311 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,693 so I'm not backing down. 312 00:13:07,695 --> 00:13:09,629 I'm going to stick my Northeastern nose 313 00:13:09,631 --> 00:13:11,429 wherever I want. 314 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,187 - Jesus! - Holy [bleep]! 315 00:13:17,212 --> 00:13:18,257 Oh, my... 316 00:13:18,436 --> 00:13:19,836 Get down! Get down! 317 00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:21,607 Dwayne! I think it's over! 318 00:13:21,609 --> 00:13:23,176 We gotta barricade the door! 319 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,320 Cannonball accidents almost never happen in New York. 320 00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:37,328 ...Not only is Jeremiah Davis a potential suspect 321 00:13:37,353 --> 00:13:38,875 in the murder of Margaret Henderson, 322 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,343 but he's trying to kill me, too. 323 00:13:40,368 --> 00:13:41,617 Oh, boo-hoo! 324 00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:44,488 Those are some serious allegations, Counselor. 325 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,985 You better have evidence to back them up. 326 00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,757 I do, Your Honor. Mr. Davis... 327 00:13:47,921 --> 00:13:49,046 is the chief benefactor 328 00:13:49,071 --> 00:13:51,171 of the East Peck Historical Society, 329 00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:52,896 who fire the commemorative cannonballs. 330 00:13:52,921 --> 00:13:55,852 Shortly after I approached him with incriminating information, 331 00:13:55,884 --> 00:13:57,977 a cannonball flew through my window. 332 00:13:58,002 --> 00:13:59,055 That doesn't just happen. 333 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,613 Actually, it does. 334 00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:03,266 Cannonballs are the third leading cause of death here. 335 00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:10,868 Anything else, Counselor? 336 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,298 Actually, there is. 337 00:14:14,727 --> 00:14:17,846 The defense would like to introduce into evidence... 338 00:14:17,871 --> 00:14:20,272 Larry Henderson's missing walking stick. 339 00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:21,757 - What is this? - As well as 340 00:14:21,782 --> 00:14:23,331 the accompanying DNA report, 341 00:14:23,356 --> 00:14:25,626 which proves it is completely absent 342 00:14:25,651 --> 00:14:27,212 of Margaret Henderson's DNA. 343 00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:29,180 Your Honor, this is an abomination of justice. 344 00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:31,005 We had no knowledge of this discovery, 345 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,423 let alone its testing... 346 00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:34,322 which, apparently, has occurred in New York City. 347 00:14:34,346 --> 00:14:35,845 I mean, come on... do they even have 348 00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:37,543 reputable DNA laboratories up there? 349 00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:40,305 It would appear your case just took a cannonball to the face. 350 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:42,024 That's how my aunt went. 351 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,410 I'm so sorry for your loss. 352 00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:47,890 How dare you drag an upstanding citizen 353 00:14:47,915 --> 00:14:49,694 like Mr. Davis into your mess of a case. 354 00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:50,469 Don't talk. 355 00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:51,970 When we get to trial, I'm gonna be on you 356 00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:53,126 from start to finish, 357 00:14:53,151 --> 00:14:56,553 riding you... all day, every day. 358 00:14:57,657 --> 00:14:59,214 Am I sexually frustrated? 359 00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:00,949 Absolutely not. I don't need a man. 360 00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:03,563 I had a man. He's not currently in the picture. 361 00:15:04,579 --> 00:15:06,946 Wow. Summer does a really good impression of her. 362 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,891 I am married to my work, 363 00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,927 and that is all the sexual satisfaction that I need. 364 00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:13,262 And you know what? I know... 365 00:15:13,264 --> 00:15:15,130 I know you wouldn't be subjecting a man 366 00:15:15,132 --> 00:15:16,743 to this line of interrogation. 367 00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:18,852 I'm sorry. What was the question? 368 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,437 - Well, I was just asking... - Yes. 369 00:15:21,438 --> 00:15:22,438 Yes. 370 00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:26,837 I was born and raised right here in East Peck. 371 00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:30,851 Mr. Henderson, what was the last meal you ate 372 00:15:30,876 --> 00:15:31,906 before you killed your wife? 373 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,915 I had a mango salad with chutney 374 00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,751 on the night Margaret was murdered 375 00:15:35,753 --> 00:15:38,001 by someone who was not me. 376 00:15:38,026 --> 00:15:39,187 That's great, Dad. 377 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,165 Great? I'm impenetrable! 378 00:15:41,325 --> 00:15:42,924 Hell, I may represent myself. 379 00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:44,559 - Well, I... Yeah? - Summer? 380 00:15:44,561 --> 00:15:46,180 Do you mind if I have a go at it? 381 00:15:46,274 --> 00:15:47,337 Oh, yeah. Sure. 382 00:15:47,362 --> 00:15:48,665 Sure. 383 00:15:49,306 --> 00:15:50,672 Give me your best shot. 384 00:15:52,469 --> 00:15:55,003 Mr. Henderson, this is an e-mail 385 00:15:55,005 --> 00:15:58,351 that you sent your trainer/lover, Alfonso. 386 00:15:58,376 --> 00:15:59,908 Would you mind reading it, please? 387 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:02,311 "Dear Alfonso, I cannot wait to see you tonight. 388 00:16:02,313 --> 00:16:06,188 I'm picking up... a bottle of Pinot." 389 00:16:07,548 --> 00:16:09,290 What a hilarious joke. 390 00:16:09,315 --> 00:16:12,782 Alfonso only likes jammy Cabs and Syrahs. 391 00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:13,807 Cute. 392 00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:15,321 So, on that night... 393 00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,492 did you [bleep] him in the [bleep]? 394 00:16:18,071 --> 00:16:19,194 I beg your pardon? 395 00:16:19,196 --> 00:16:22,197 Did you [bleep] him in the mother[bleep] [bleep]? 396 00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:24,433 In the [bleep], mother-[bleep]? 397 00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:25,534 - I... I... - "I, I"?! 398 00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:27,002 What are you, a sailor? 399 00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:29,137 Answer my question! 400 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:32,305 Why won't you answer my mother-[bleep] question?! 401 00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:34,421 So... 402 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:37,126 I've decided not to take the stand. 403 00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:39,715 Let's put down what we know. 404 00:16:39,844 --> 00:16:43,919 Margaret called Jeremiah four times 405 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,118 between 3:52 and 4:19. 406 00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:48,890 So, what if, at 5:00 P.M., 407 00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:51,390 Jeremiah drives over to Larry and Margaret's 408 00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:54,413 and she confronts him about cutting her out of the family fortune? 409 00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:56,732 He flies into a rage, kills her. 410 00:16:56,734 --> 00:16:58,166 At 6:36 P.M., 411 00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:01,235 Larry finds her body and calls 911. 412 00:17:01,962 --> 00:17:03,204 Does that make sense? 413 00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:04,798 Perfectly. 414 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,977 But we still don't have a murder weapon. 415 00:17:08,412 --> 00:17:09,415 Well... 416 00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:12,142 we know she was hit with something long and blunt, right? 417 00:17:12,249 --> 00:17:13,891 Yeah...? 418 00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,751 We know he was coming from golf. 419 00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:18,153 Go on. 420 00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:19,891 Which means... 421 00:17:20,391 --> 00:17:23,558 he probably had his golf clubs with him. 422 00:17:24,032 --> 00:17:26,376 I'm interested. 423 00:17:26,657 --> 00:17:29,634 He used one of them... 424 00:17:30,242 --> 00:17:31,298 to kill her. 425 00:17:33,304 --> 00:17:34,938 Keep goin'. 426 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,645 Jeremiah! 427 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,149 Oh, for [bleep] sake! 428 00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:48,274 That's a gimme. 429 00:17:48,595 --> 00:17:49,994 What the hell do you want? 430 00:17:50,055 --> 00:17:51,953 You know, it's weird... You hit a bad shot, 431 00:17:51,955 --> 00:17:53,488 but you didn't throw that club away. 432 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,691 Why should I throw away a perfectly good golf club? 433 00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:57,727 You did yesterday. 434 00:17:57,752 --> 00:18:00,290 Although, I don't think that was a golf club. 435 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,634 I think it was a murder weapon. 436 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,281 I think it was both. 437 00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:07,829 Are you suggesting I killed my sister? 438 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,102 - I am. - We are. 439 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,656 And I think once I retrieve that golf club, 440 00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:13,975 I'm gonna be able to link you to her murder. 441 00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:15,321 Then go ahead and get it. 442 00:18:15,696 --> 00:18:17,727 Be expensive draining that lake. 443 00:18:17,852 --> 00:18:19,547 'Course, you're always free 444 00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:21,860 to go in and find the club yourself. 445 00:18:22,887 --> 00:18:24,954 Though I wouldn't recommend it. 446 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:29,729 I'm not afraid of you. 447 00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:31,071 We'll find a way to get it. 448 00:18:31,096 --> 00:18:33,127 It might not be today... 449 00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:34,634 - I'm on it! - Or it might be. 450 00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:36,130 Aaaaaah! 451 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:37,732 Running into a lake full of alligators... 452 00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:41,602 that is something that Harawitz would... never do. 453 00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,471 Dwayne, I think that thing is coming after you! 454 00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:45,173 - Get out of there! - Hold on! 455 00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:47,871 I think I got it! 456 00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:50,611 - Aaaaah! - Aaaaah! 457 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,446 Oh! [Bleep]! 458 00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:55,751 Holy cow. 459 00:18:55,776 --> 00:18:57,563 There is a one-armed man. 460 00:18:59,736 --> 00:19:01,222 After finding the arm, 461 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,491 the county was forced to drain the lake 462 00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:05,760 and discovered over 32 golf clubs 463 00:19:05,762 --> 00:19:07,595 and seven cannonballs. 464 00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:11,032 The defense has also officially labeled Jeremiah Davis 465 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,600 a person of interest. 466 00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:15,680 Murder board. Murder board. 467 00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:18,372 Murder board! Murder board! 468 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,975 Murder board. Murder board! 469 00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:23,086 Murder board! Murder board! 470 00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:25,079 Murder board! Murder board! 471 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,280 Murder board! 472 00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:28,182 Murder board! Murder board! 473 00:19:28,184 --> 00:19:29,383 Murder board! 474 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,586 Murder board! Murder board! 475 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,554 Murder board! Murder board! 476 00:19:33,556 --> 00:19:35,289 Today was a big day. 477 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:39,193 We have a new suspect, a new possible murder weapon, 478 00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:40,512 and, most importantly... 479 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,661 I found my new right-hand man. 480 00:19:49,238 --> 00:19:51,200 This is the best day of my life. 481 00:20:01,237 --> 00:20:02,246 Hey, [bleep]. 482 00:20:02,278 --> 00:20:03,217 What are you doing here? 483 00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,262 I hope you're happy. 484 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,921 Now that Mr. Davis has been named a person of interest, 485 00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:09,276 he can't fund my campaign for D.A. 486 00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:10,503 I actually am happy. 487 00:20:10,528 --> 00:20:12,193 You know what? You think you're one step ahead of me. 488 00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:14,075 But I can assure you, you are not. 489 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:17,965 Contrary to local opinion, I am not sexually frustrated. 490 00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,534 Who says you're sexually... 491 00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:33,161 Oh! 492 00:20:43,278 --> 00:20:46,403 I can't believe Jeremiah might be involved in this. 493 00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:49,764 I guess not all tobacco barons are good guys. 494 00:20:49,766 --> 00:20:51,766 Hey, Larry. Let's go. 495 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,926 This goat's not gonna stuff itself. 496 00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:55,136 All righty. 497 00:20:55,138 --> 00:20:56,437 Time to pay the rent. 498 00:20:56,439 --> 00:20:58,840 What are you doin'? Anne said we paid it. 499 00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:00,141 Be cool, Dwayne. 500 00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:02,145 We paid the rent? How? 501 00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:05,645 Someone came by last night with an envelope full of cash. 502 00:21:06,149 --> 00:21:07,575 - Do you know who? - Mm-hmm. 503 00:21:10,075 --> 00:21:11,075 Her. 504 00:21:12,309 --> 00:21:13,910 That's a picture of you, Anne. 505 00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:15,706 Ooh! I am cute. 506 00:21:15,731 --> 00:21:17,434 Who would have given us money? 507 00:21:20,442 --> 00:21:24,098 My husband is a bad man. 508 00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:32,629 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 509 00:21:33,305 --> 00:21:39,732 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/ka27 Help other users to choose the best subtitles37013

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