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- Stop! On time!

Thank you for choosing "Hamid Taxi".

I hope good trip.

Your satisfaction, our satisfaction as well.

But I want to tell you ....

Not my call.

Telephone...? Oh, sorry.

There were calling me. Who is that?

Hello?

-Paman -Hello?

- Who is this? - I Eddy, nephew.

- You want what? - Restore the cab.

- I'm sorry, but you're dead right.

- No, this is very important. You do not know it.

- Unfortunately, I'm tunnel.

Phone signal faltered.

Choked up!

Do you scribbling in my car? Come on you guys!

Whoever you are ...

.... who dare disturb the cab, he will deal with me.

You understand?

-There are five opportunities that you can take to get away!

- I would not take anything, I'm innocent. - You can tell it to the police later.

Do you mind if I take a shortcut? - Please, we have to be quick.

- All right, if you mengatakanya like it.

Do you mind if listening to music? - It is important we qualify.

- Immediately!

- Oh. - Do not say...

You were not wearing seat belts ... - But I can not!

What are you doing to me? - Yes, what?

- No, do not stop!

- Turn there.

- What are you doing?

- Oh no, I'm wrong!

- Stop!

Whoa! - Stop, OK, there are people here!

This is me!

- Oh!

Oh! - Slow down there!

- It does not work!

- Look forward!

- Ya!

OOaouh!

- Okay, let me tell you everything.

Jimenez.

- Tell me. - Look in front of you!

I do not know much more - without hands.

Knee! - Hand!

Do you know the address? - Hotel Paradis in Saint-Denis.

Room 312!

How are you?

- Do not do it.

- Ah, ya.

Look, one hand!

- delivery ...

... on Saturday! - What time is it?

-jam 3!

- This is it!

Sapa camera.

- Shit.

- Guess who's getting Keuf Mag.

It's fantastic!

This will speed up mutasiku ...

... to the RAID, I expect it.

- Sit down.

Marot, I want to say a lot of costs for

your vehicle tires ... - It was just the tires.

- There is a bigger problem. - I'm listening.

- Do you know Christelle Bucherot?

- Christelle ... I know a lot of people with that name ...

- What is with you spending the night yesterday.

- Christelle, of course!

Is he okay? I left ... - Ranch.

You know the name of Mr. Prefect's husband?

- Mr. Prefect ...

Mr. Prefect ...

Jean-Bertrand ... - Bucherot.

- Ah, there it is, Bucherot.

Funny, there is the same name.

Do you have a family link with our boss?

or ... maybe aliases?

It was his wife.

Well ...

... he did not. - Thank you

Your credentials will not be eliminated.

But you will be transferred ...

...at some place.

-That is not RAID as I had imagined? - Oh no.

- No ... - Being a police officer ...

... in the city....

.... Marseille.

- In the south?

The ...

It does not suit me, far from Paris ... - Marot, it's like that.

Do not pretend.

- You do not have a heart.

- Marseille.

TAXI 5

- You've come ..

Yes, I'm here now.

- I'm going to introduce an employee here.

I think it should be. - Oh yes.

- Our Team!

Very dynamic.

The first,...

You see the man was sitting,

... bushy beard, a little weird, he was Macnard.

He likes things perfect.

He is very good, open, it's ... it.

He lied when he gets bored. And he was very tired.

- General warning! Intervention!

Did you go to a shisha bar?

- Son of a bitch!

- And kuntet it,

He? - Here, it should be mutual respect,

We do not say "si kuntet". - Ah, well.

- We said small-sized person.

So the kuntet it is Michel. He is what he loves ..

... that miniature: the modeling, model ...

He did not have a head ...

And the name Michel. He's actually named Abdelrrahmane,

but since his conversion to Christianity, his name is Michel.

- Oh yes? - Yup. He found his confidence.

Since then, we feasted on all religious holidays.

At Christmas, he wants to box everywhere.

That's difficult. - Amen.

- And when he saw the nun,

he was very excited. Is he a radical?

- Ya

It's exhausting. And conversely, the other,

to face the obscene, the Regis.

We're more of a laugh.

Do not look into his eyes.

- Can not?

- Please. - Ah?

- Regis, he likes to spy on:

he was very attentive to his wife, but he left it.

- I understand that. - Do not look at him, please.

Since then, he became a geolocation pro.

- Well, is there a girl in this brigade?

- I'll be there.

There, right.

It hurt the eyes.

Sandrine, si times brigade. - Si times?

- Attention, man-eaters.

Favorite Miss PACA City Police.

2013, 2014, 2015.

Oh! Hunk ...

- Yes, hunk .. - weight, because he was more of a laugh.

- Very heavy. - Look itui.

- And for the vehicle, are you also brought a car?

- Do you like cars? - Yes

- You'll get it.

- Are you hungry?

- Unit 14. - There is nothing to report, we went to the beach.

Did you lose your door?

- Yes, being serviced .. people menbraknya!

- You want to screw me?

- No, it's true. - That door is not there earlier.

Stop!

This is no time! Do you know.

You're listening to the game?

- No, this is a portable telephone.

- Did not you see the match? - No. Yes, my boyfriend memelponku.

Sorry.

My sweet?

- How are you, bear montokku?

- I was with a client.

- My father is not here, what do you want to come give me a hug to express?

- Oh sexynya. - Yes, but I can not,

I have to go with Rene to talk about the game.

- You've seen it yesterday.

- Yes ... No ... Yes. - Is your friends, ...

they will comfort you?

- What? What kind of friend is that?

- Eddy, I want you, but maybe more ...

- I want a man. - What?

- A man who makes me dream. - Who made you dream?

- Who invited you look at the Marseille-Lorient?

- Hurry! - We are not

.. just sat there.

- It's free!

-I want

...a man

... who has the passion, ambition. - I'm eager to work ...

... project chicha gluten-free. I'm working on it.

.. and the nearly complete.

- You do not understand. I tried to say in the language.

I do not want to substitute.

.I want attacker who knows how to play in front of, behind,

... that put me in a passion.

It is clear?

- Ya

I have Brazilian blood

from my father. - It's just a myth!

- I'll be there soon.

- If not .. I'm going to call the fire department,

to extinguish ...

..gairahku ..

- Halo?

- Watch Out!

-It is okay,

I can master. - What?

You do not control anything.

You're crazy crazy! He's crazy.

- We will be ...

a great team.

-I will not be here long, I would have transferred to the RAID,

... so I'm not going to stay at Marseille for too long.

- Do you think that?

- Route bus!

I will menilangnya!

- I am coming along!

- Finish your sandwich.

City police!

You stop.

-What did he do?

- Stop!

-He too imposing himself

Do not be stupid, stop!

-He will stop.

Oh!

- Oh!

Whore!

- Oh...

- Damn! You've hit the city police.

- But he's standing in the way!

- My dear!

My little cat, are you okay?

No! Why me? - Wait, I'm fine!

I do not believe this is happening!

- Tell her you're the police, otherwise they do not stop.

- I'm going after him.

I'm going after him!

You do not have to participate. You will menundaku.

Fasten your seat belt! - I like this!

- Are you coming?

- I live here alone, if he comes back, for prevention.

- Go on!

- For once, not my problem.

He looks very angry .. - She surprised me!

You are crazy! - It's the year 2018,

They stood in line to stop us! That's normal?

- idiot!

- Excuse me? - This is not good.

- Let me focus,

OK?

It's so slow!

- Oh!

- Wait. Help me.

-Mobilnya road with two wheels.

- Must be offset.

- Okay. - Come on, come on...

- I can not!

- Yes, like that. - No!

- Come on.

- We're going to turn around.

- The car is like a crab! - What is that?

- Compensate.

One two three.

Come on, keep in sudutmu. - Yes

- He is coming.

- It would be bad. - How can it be?

- I'm claustrophobic!

- You do not throw up here!

- I'm going to throw up. - Do you want to vomit?

It rains.

- Oh no!

No ... oh no ..

- How are you? - Damn you.

- Is it better? - Rigole, you bastard.

-That accidentally.

Oh, it feels nauseous ...

- Oh no!

Do not be here ... - My stomach nausea ...

Do not!

I'm going to throw up! - No

- Still following me? Let's see if you know the area well Marseille.

- Sandrine!

- Look in front of you!

- Wash, clean guys!

Oh!

Get a grip!

Hey!

Come, come ...

- Push Sylvain!

Push butt.

- Where's the man.

- Welcome to Marseille.

- Ho Ho Ho!

- Police in the city or what?

Who are you?

Harm to others ...

He did not know Marseille. - Let.

- We know who you are, sir police super, Parigot!

- Listen,

You are in Marseilles, you take care of your job alone, and you'll be fine.

Understand?

- Ho!

- Good. - I'll kill him!

- I know, quiet. - I've said it.

- We will not bother you. - No

- Good! - How is my little cat?

- I've told him. - Good, what?

- How are you? - Sandrine!

- OK.

Good, I'll surprise you.

Oh no, my bag! Oh really!

Somebody help me? Oh, shit!

Sweet-by!

This is it!

My sweet?

I was at the gate, surprise! - I'll open it for you.

- No, do not open it.

Halo?

Ah, here it is! Great ... incredible day.

Ouch!

Do you want to dream?

- Ya

- You will be served.

- Do we turn on the music of Beethoven?

- What?

We're not going to make a movie about dogs.

That sucks. I would...

music. - OK.

- I got the impression

we were being watched. - That's my father.

he made

A great painter. - Okay.

And that statue?

- Dad.

- Dad.

- Beautiful?

- Yes, yes ... It was very large.

- Ya

- Come on.

- Api.

- What?

- Over there! - here it is!

- I'm not a firefighter.

- Turn off. - Oh l

The music was intrusive

- That perfume!

Save my father painting!

- I know!

- I'm hot.

Let go of me immediately!

Please!

Lights hung it will fall! Eddy, let go of me!

- Halo.

What is this?

- That's not what you think.

- Your father

have the same voice

... as in EA Sports games.

You're better off in real life.

Elegant ...

- WARNING!

This is good! Been a long time.

I feel good!

Inaugurating the nursing homes

.... and married Tarlouzes for 50 minutes!

What I need now is a concern. Uh, Bichon?

- Yes - Attention.

Attention, time is more than serious.

We have a severe problem.

It's more of a race, it's more than Santa Claus,

... more chleus, even more than the Belgian.

This is more serious.

This is...?

- The blacks.

- No

- I know.

Arabian.

- No!

- Rome. - No!

Oh, my God...

Ri-ri ...

- Rillette.

- For the opposition.

- No - Yes

- Do not play with me.

Do not exaggerate.

Ritals!

That's what I mean. - Ahhh ...

- Yes! This group of robbers

who robbed five jewelry stores in one month.

They started again this morning. - Bichon, laptop ...

Kitai had time ...

5 days, and thereafter, Marseille will be

.. the center of world attention,

... diamond exhibition Mucem

Aku all Chianti!

Prohibited ridicule yourself.

You will start spinning mill and find witnesses

Anyone who heard everything.

Did you know?

There are other things?

Traces of your opinions. I was not brilliant, ...

OK?

National police can not

... on foot. It's Mumu

from Marseille.

You have to understand ...

- Yes sir!

- I give the name

Operasi ini "Fuck you."

- Sir? Do you speak Italian?

- No problem?

-You have to change his name. - Yes

- No, I like it ...

Fuck ...

I'll find another.

Second.

Fuck you ... Ah!

I find.

I give the name of this operation, the operating ...

Mafia!

- Then ...

.... we do not have the equipment.

- Huh?

- We're too little.

- And Charles Martel, in front of all Arabs,

... he alone!

You are not a bit.

And we had a great cop. Where the super cop?

- I'm here, Mr. Mayor. - Quentin!

- Sylvain. - Miro?

- Marot, but ...

- Bring it.

- Oh yes?

Marin will be

prince.

He will put his expertise to work

from Marseille, eh Hammer?

- Yes, but please know that I'm just passing through here,

... because I intend to integrate themselves into the RAID.

sigh

- But if you want to get out of here,

... you have to complete this mission.

- Oh yes?

- Ya, ya.

Nah,

Now set your watches.

What time -14: 12.

-12:05.

"Arrivedercho".

Meeting finished.

- Good afternoon.

- Ah. - I see you've started to like yourself

with us!

- The sooner I catch the Italian's, the sooner I get home.

- Yes, I understand. Oh yes...

What did you find?

- A Ferrari with a driver who did not know.

The pursuit of luxury cars Ferrari California, 458 ...

With Dacia, it will be difficult!

- Oh?

What do you think?

Surely if there is Daniel and Emilien, it will be different.

- Who?

- Daniel and Emilien. - I do not know.

- Do not you know Daniel and Emilien?

- No, sorry.

- Even in Paris, they are known.

Uh... Duet Mercedes.

You're mm?

A robbery,

... the end of the 90s? - Yes

Daniel and Emilien catch them.

Here!

Like .. Ah! Yeah, you know ...

Japanese people. Same.

And then

.... the robbers Santa, Belgian,

Daniel and Emilien! Emilien, a great cop.

They were there!

I had trouble following them. - Well!

- And Daniel. Daniel, a great driver ..

Day...

.. pursuing them only by taxi.

Like a rocket, like a race car.

We did not even see it go. There are tables out ...

of dashboarnya ...

with buttons.

And there,

... taxi ride from the ground.

He changed himself.

Replacing the new plat ... Good.

The cab while sliding ... he's like the wind ...

Hah? - I understand.

- You do not understand.

He destroyed all the speed detection device .. They fall ...

... when he passed.

How to?

With airs.

They are deployed by military aircraft

Daniel's father-in-law.

And in the air,

taxi glided.

I swear to you! I am told.

He brings ...

wing. - wing?

- wings. - No

- I swear to you

- Hear!

- Excuse me.

- Where is this cab?

- Emilien is no longer in the police and Daniel lived in Miami,

I do not know.

Maybe we can get out of nephew Daniel.

It was definitely a different nephew by marriage,

he was a little strange.

- It's a taxi that appealed to me.

- Yes We need to find this taxi.

- And with this cab, I caught the Italians.

- Italy, Scotland, everything.

- Really? - Yes

- I think Daniel and Emilien, it is already outdated.

Ini seperti Starsky dan Hutch, Ball and Bill, Olive and Tom,

It is over.

Because now this treasure

and Marot! - Sounds good.

I will not go

...alone.

- You're not alone anymore. I am here for you.

You're here for me, huh? - Thank you for being there.

- You are welcome.

- It will be hard without you. - It is clear.

And now, both of us.

- Yes - we are stronger.

Nothing will happen to us.

- None at all.

-What will happen to us? - There is no!

- No, but there was nothing, tomorrow I'm healed.

We will be on duty.

- Yes - Alain and Sylvain,

2 fingers.

- Take it.

Take a break.

- It hurts.

Are you going to go?

We know who hit you.

- We have an identity nephew Daniel.

- OK, you got

His name is ... - EDDY MAKLOUF.

The same name.

- Yes - Do they live at the same address?

- That would be amazing.

- You are stupid,

it's the same guy! - I like when you talk bad.

- We'll look for it.

Okay.

- ONE TWO THREE!

- Stop it, really.

- The door is armored.

- No, the timber ... - Speaker, ...

Let me!

- No!

Sand Fine!

- Oh Mom !!

- Police. - You are stupid,

You can press it, it will open.

- Why did you do it?

He's just talk.

He's aggressive.

- Ouch! It burned Tool!

That stung!

Sorry.

- Refusal to comply with, and accelerate your vehicle,

I have granted sanction intentional killing agents.

Not like that.

- I also.

- I'm exhausted. - Ah?

- Besides, my boyfriend mencampakanku.

- Good, you're going to break in Les Baumettes.

But...

- I got a deal.

You find a taxi for me and akuakan forget everything.

It was not bad, right? - Yes ... But I can not.

Taksi,

... we send it to ...

- Where? -He has 200000 at the counter,

We sent it to my uncle.

I can offer you ...

... a deal too? - What do you want...

- If I find it, we can join.

As in the movie Bad Boy, you're going to be Will Smith and I, Martin Lawrence.

- We will not cooperate, no. - No?

- No - unfortunately.

I can find these Italian people.

- What?

- I know everyone here, I can help.

I can ask my friends, Uber.

But apparently, it was not possible.

Without disrespect,

... without thy small team it ..

- So, not at all.

- Not at all?

- They are dynamic.

- Okay.

- And no one escaped.

- They ... - Oh yes.

- Hello, Chief.

- Menard. - Thanks to the photo

of Sandrine,

I can draw his portrait.

Eddy Maklouf.

Uber worst driver

from Marseille.

- Exactly...

- Halo.

- Halo.

-He will not be able to escape myself.

I go!

I'm a genius, let's go! We'll get him.

Take arms and nunchakus.

Join me!

- What is that?

- Mrs. Minister! Cut .... cut ..

Oh, oh!

I'm late.

Now, the photo!

What we laugh! I have a speech to be delivered.

As you know,

... our main concern,

.... the ecology!

So I have the pride to introduce you to a sophisticated vehicle ....

... clean up the dog poop.

KK

2000!

OH!

- Run,

stupid!

Ya!

This is no longer a trial ..

We're going to clean up the Marseillaise ... Marseille.

By KK 2000.

This vehicle is able to suck

35,000 dog feces per day

and night!

All,

.... collected

.... crushed, compacted,

to finish ...

... with this miracle.

- Excuse me, to empty it,

what will you do?

How to? - Very simple,....

... we create a button ..

Ya!

What happened?

Why are you there!

Do not move because ...

It will perk.

- Sweet-ku, it's me.

You did not call me. I have called many times.

It sayangmu sexy, do not hesitate to call me.

I was worried about ... I'm worried about, what it is.

It sounds, maybe it's you.

Hamid what?

Yes, we get the car. - No. it.

- What's the number the container? 668.

- Maybe this one.

- But how can you enter into Pops Honey?

Maksudku... Pops Honey.

Yes, I told you to send to Honey Pops, original!

I do not accept.

Well, I did leave, I'm working.

OK, you want a card Vitale, I submit to you, ciao.

He spite me.

- ONE TWO THREE.

- Taxis are famous.

Is it all right? - Yes

You said a myth. My uncle is a legend.

That...

That pedal or what? - It was a rem ...

- That wiper. - Yes

- This sign left right. - I know.

This is it.

- Are you sure you can drive?

What?

- Do you know who I am?

I Eddy Maklouf, nephew Daniel, a living legend.

Is embedded in our genes. So yes, I can drive it.

- Let's go. - No, come on the road, okay?

You ... I'll pretend I did not hear anything.

Okay, this is it.

I love this sound. Wait, it will be hard ...

- You stopped.

- No!

- Oh yes!

- These centrifugal forces that push us forward.

- What do you guys gene had skipped a generation?

- You make me stress, concentration was poor.

- Do you have a license?

- What?

- SIM-mu.

- Yes, I SIM automated cars.

- What is your driver's license? - What?

- I have a driver's license Automatic Car.

- Oh yes. - There he is.

This manual, I do not know how to drive.

The pedal on the left is used for what? - Clutch.

- Yes - You do not know how to drive.

- Ya

- No.

Yes sir Mayor? - It Gibert.

Calzone out of the oven.

I repeat, we got the info ...

Calzone out of the oven.

- I'm sorry, but do not understand ..

- Ritual action.

Peringatan .... 518 rue de Paradis,

Are you clear?

Next Tonio!

It looks like it was a trap ...

If it smells like a trap?

Well ...

- What?

- Move.

- I did not master it.

Let me drive 2 or 3 rounds, I certainly can.

- I can do it.

Only 2 or 3 rounds.

- Do you have a music CD?

- Yes, there is an old CD.

- Let's go!

- General warning!

Oh Resident!

Fools.

Those fools!

All at the same time.

How wrong they are!

We're wasting time. Only two are left,

You and you,

Quick!

- You do not want to rest? - No

- The sea air will make you well.

Paris Air will make me better.

- You are right.

Oh, you're fine!

- airports,

and fast. - Yes

"Tchikita"

- Tchiki chikita-chikita Tchiki

Tchikita. He has the look of a killer, Tchikita

Long hair like Nikita

If he does not leave me

I did not leave, Tchikita She has a look that kills

Chikita, long hair like Nikita

- Excuse me...

- Leave me alone! You do not see that you interfere?

I'm singing ... Why do not you let me finish?

I suspect ...

... action

.... in inspiration, it hurts. - Excuse me.

- Sad. - I do not think.

- So, do not think,

it would be a disaster.

You're listening to it, no comment. - Okay.

- Listen to it! We are still in the mission.

I do not want to hear anymore

Of flies and dragonflies kiss her.

Let's stay focused.

- Come on, you just point the gun,

You just walk into the Hummer. Do you not believe?

You're scared?

What I have made you into trouble?

Only once? - I just got out of prison two months.

- You've been out, then why be afraid? - Yes

Other than that?

- In addition, when used to rob the villa, there are 12 pitbulls,

... they almost bit me

- It's okay, it's just a bluff ...

Do you believe me?

- No

- Do not you believe? - No

- Are not you afraid?

- Ya

- Show me the way there, and take the money.

Come like that, man.

- Not now bro, not ...

- Everything in the camp,

sheep will be parked properly.

Do not move people, get out!

I'm going to shoot the tires of yours,

I'm going to rob you. - Is he your friend?

- No, it was more like a carjacking.

- Yes! I'll make it dirty.

He will not be back again.

- This is a robbery!

Raise your hand!

Put glitter.

Do not move, asshole!

- How are you? - Yes, yes.

A question. - What?

- You're from what unit? Keufs not driving

....like that.

- This is not...

... the way ..

- I took another path ...

rather than follow the policy.

- Good.

Tell him.

- Halo?

- We're coming.

- We are ready.

- As soon as they came out with the loot, I ambushed them ...

and this is it, you're done!

The Traviata.

Quick, give me the money.

- This thriller ...

- Mafia!

- Well, that's it!

That cab yesterday

He did not give up as well.

- Sick!

You want to play games with you?

Look at this.

- I would have died.

You will menbraknya.

- Oh!

How many are there?

- On the road iini max limit of 50.

- Keep calm,

It will be fine

- I'm calm.

Very quiet!

- Yes! - Where did all these cars come from?

- Straight ahead ... fast,

We left behind ...

- Then turn left.

When - Right there!

As in the movie Fast Furious right?

- Correct.

- We will hit ...

someone.

- Do not worry,

I did it.

- Let me go! - Excuse me.

- Eddy?

I'll handle it.

Eddy will come and go!

- It is the oldest district in Marseille.

Well, he did not care.

- Oh, my God.

What else is.

- Eddy!

Yellow Ferrari at the Old Port (Old Port),

- Do you understand? - Thank you.

They are there ....

in the Old Port. - Where?

- There, in a small way.

- We do not have time anymore.

- What are you doing?

- It's a shortcut.

- Through there?

- Handle...

- That's not good. - This is not over.

The more fun ...

- Oh, stop it!

We're going to get hit.

Bye Bye!

- Oh no, it's okay.

- We lost them.

We sepeerti loser.

- You dramatize everything. Tomorrow, everyone will forget.

Ya, ya.

Yes, I was there. - Yes

Each time, there must be something.

Minister of the accident at the Prado,

They must have spies

The national police force?

- What are we doing?

- reboost taxi. Never again insult like that.

- I know the best mechanics in the all Marseille.

- Oh yes?

- Have confidence.

- Let's go.

- Michel, warming, you will enter the field.

- Here?

Seriously - He's family.

- Your brother?

- Ya

- Have you adopted or something? - No problem?

- Like that.

- is.

- is.

- If you are driving it, will definitely kick your uncle.

- He was completely devoted to his car! - He did what he wanted.

- Hey, but ... Please ...

- You can...

... merebooster this taxi and I can ...

... invite you to eat ...

- Maybe the way it worked in Paris, but here you are in Marseille.

Must be original anymore the way you ...

But do not worry ...

I'll take care of it, tomorrow will be better.

- And ...

If you do not want to eat, do you like dolphins? - Yes

- I also...

- It's time for players to play.

- They play as their request to play

Coach!

If my employees do not do what I want,

I'm going crazy out there.

- He asked me to do more. I do not know what that smile ..

He just smiled.

"No problem", you know?

People who talk like that. Meaning raging smile.

Only by mouth.

"You're leaving me."

I hesitated. Unfortunately no smile.

Algeria, something like that.

And you'll have the same thing

... for girls in blow drying. What do you think?

- Did you ask me?

- Ya

- It's been two hours you're talking about your boyfriend.

I'm going crazy. Rene!

- Yes? - Give me some ice cubes.

-2 minutes ..

- Sylvain, the Baba,

...my best friend.

Finally, I think. - Are you serious?

- Ya

- I gave you the relay, I can not anymore. Good luck

I have to meet my mother.

- Hi Baba, thank you.

Thanks, bro - You're exhausting all of your friends.

This is the headquarters Uber?

What?

- This is my boyfriend. My ex-wife.

You should see it,

She has sexy eyes.

She was too pretty for me.

Usually, the girls who I was interested in was crazy.

- You look like that. What is your brother often came ... - And this .. once ...

.... a beautiful and intelligent girl interested in me, what should I do?

What's your brother at home, I want to talk to him. - That's stupid.

Your brother ... - That's stupid?

If you wanted to comfort me? - It's just an expression.

What your brother will be coming ...

- And for the Italians?

- We have to find out about them.

Do you know anyone who knows?

- The only Italian I know is Rachid.

- But she comes from ...

She comes from Italy? -The parents have always been in the kitchen,

but he was not Italian, he ...

- Okay. - But he's Italian.

He's from here.

I do not know if you ... - Yes, this ...

Rachid, he's not Italian. - No

He has a jersey from Italy,

Del Piero, but ...

- Rachid!

- Senorita. - Rachid.

It was a bomb.

How many times have I told you not to call me Rachid?

What you see on the table? Couscous, tajine?

No, this pizza!

My name is Ricardo, damn it!

Who is he? - Huh?

- Who is he? - Ra ... Ricardo, my friend Sylvain

He was from the police. - Oh!

I'm just doing business, not just me.

- No, not at all. - He's 40 years old.

- Not at all, silence.

No, no. - Okay, I understand, I understand.

I understand.

I know why you're here. - No

- Yes, I know, I know.

OK...

Come with me.

- No!

Not at all like that.

- Put your bet.

- Interesting.

- We did not come to that.

-Oh auk understand.

- Why? - Not for it.

- Oh shit ...

I am here.

Needless to say

This piece?

- Hell, it's all Iraqis weapon here.

Tell me what you know about the Italians.

- What are you talking about ... the Italians?

Eddy, put it, do not screw up!

- Okay, sorry.

- The robbers,

Do you know them? - That's not my business,

so I do not know anyone.

- Can I shoot?

- Do not touch that!

Just want coba2! - OK!

Okay.

- What if I invite the police here? - Oh!

- Have you had seen them? - They came just to eat.

Pasta.

- No, no Italian who came to eat

... in your restaurant. You're selling weapons to them? Yes or no?

- Yes No. A little bit.

- Which one?

- Small arms ... just ... Offensive weapons ...

Really very harmless.

Oh no, here, there, there.

What happened? - What's behind?

- Where? - On the back wall.

- Wow!

Did you see it? It was my neighbor, behind my house, I've never seen it.

It's just a seasoning for my restaurant.

- Oke -. Ya!

.... we need herbs, so it was like aromatic herbs.

Rosemary, thyme dan emmental.

- And a little ...?

- Weed.

Wait!

I made a salad!

- Did you sell arms to them? - I sent it.

- Where? - At the end of the world.

A circuit in Vauvenargues. - I do not know them. They are not robbers,

They racer ...

- So what?

- I know the drivers.

-Could you do not bring rerumputanku it?

- That stuff ... - It's mine.

- Do not - Put it.

- It is placed in a bad spot. - Restore my grass !!

Look .. we are closer to the championship!

Faster!

- I feel bad,

Sylvain.

- Phone sister.

- Now? - Yes!

- Rocco.

Gosh!

- Halo?

- I'm the man who brought the taxi.

Do you still recognize me? - No, sorry.

- She hung up the phone?

- He does not remember me ...

- What? - Call again.

- Ya?

- It Sylvain

I police the city.

I was on the circuit. I had to teach a lesson to the two Italian girls.

- OK. You enter in the settings,

Setting in race mode.

- No, you're not going to race ...

- Everything is alright.

- Increase to 1.3 ..

and adjust the distribution of braking 65 at the front, 35 in back

and press the pedal.

- That is good.

Better.

We are a good team. - No

- I'll call you back.

- Up to you..

- It will berahkir fast ..

Are you ready?

- Please stop!

- No!

- Good!

Yeah!

Car trouble ...

He was not a professional ..

You're not going to win.

- An alien is prohibited here. What do you want?

- Stroke of the tram, it pisses me off.

I just want

match racing, unconsciously I see you are exercising.

I wonder, beautiful red car,

... but he's got the engine of the Fiat 500?

- It belongs to his wife.

- Oh yes. - Your hair scrunchy strong need.

- Rocco.

You were arrogant.

But you pembalab great.

I'm going to have a party tomorrow night.

If you want to make money, come on. I will introduce you to the people.

- Yes, I will go there.

- Taxi driver,...

He is a great rider.

He often drove customers to go shopping.

- He can not follow.

- I'll meet you there.

- Why can not I come? Why?

I want to come!

- Did you work all the time.

- You again ..

I want to take away ..

Flower? - What should I do for it?

- Put in a vase.

- Thank you.

- Usually, it will look nice.

I've got a surprise but ...

I feel that you do not like me. Sorry for the inconvenience.

- I did not say that.

- Explain to me, I'm a racer. ... but I do not know the model of the car series.

You know the prototype, I do not have a guide ...

No lights are on,

... but I do not know what it is.

If I did not know anything, there may be more windshield ...

- I understand. Are you finished?

- Ya

- I'm going to prepare myself.

- This technique successfully

Why? - Do not get too excited yet!

- Watch Out..

And here it is!

- Do you like this? I do not like surprises.

- Here, ...

You'll never forget it.

Are you ready? - Yes

What is your surprise?

- Did you ever swim with dolphins?

- Damn!

- How are you? - What was that?

What is that?

- No dolphins are here, we will go

... lumba2 it in another basin, there.

- Enough.

- It's just water!

Are you afraid of fish?

Oh!

I'm not kidding, stay calm!

Come if daring!

Hah?

- I've done my investigation,

... dan itu vila 6 rue des Oliviers ...

... belonged Ny. Bonassoli. - I do not know that.

... if he knew it meant ... - Continue.

- Yes, the villa was rented by Antonio di Biase,

... or called Toni Dog, ...

... great Italian rider in the 2000s.

And he was getting close to the mafia ....

Neapolitan.

Or other.

Ini Rocco di Biase.

Long neck like Steven Seagal? Not! Quite NLP,

You see?

Known for violence and robbery

Any question?

Ya?

- Did you draw it? That is good.

- Thank you. I have the picture, I made a sketch.

... so, it's better ...

- Bravo Menard.

- Continue ...

- We have to go to this party.

I need volunteers?

So who's coming?

Okay, you'll come, but you're going to wait outside.

... in the corner alone.

Michel...

I need you - OK,

But he's not our teammate.

- You have no right.

- I can not, I'm no basketball activity.

- You mean?

- Maen basketball, with the parish.

- And you?

- I have lots of pictures was working on.

... and I again worked on the project for the contours of the hand.

And I'm with Sandrine ...

...'m drawing,

.. a food, as claimed.

Will require some leaves.

- Uh ... Larbi, you're still here.

Aurik. - Ya

- Done!

- I managed to work on you.

Joke of the day!

You see ??

- You're stuck!

- Good.

- It's really stuck!

Menard, you pee!

Do you hear me?

- I'm a dwarf, not deaf.

- Ke atrium. - or

- Good night. - Good night.

- Sofa? - No, thank you.

- Or other?

- Are you crazy? - I'm undercover.

- Samaran what is it?

- I have Donnie Brasco.

We must infiltrate. Hello?

Oh!

Hey .. - Yes, we must infiltrate.

- Are you still bersamakui Guy George, stay focused!

The focus of the mission. - Yes, sorry.

- our mission.

We go back and get some pointers. - You are right.

- There he is. - We broke into two teams, yourself, me and ...

Where is he?

Well, we would break two teams. - No

2 team? 2 team but I was alone, what is it?

Are you afraid?

- I'm not scared, but Ritals looks great.

- What's your uncle going to react like that?

Ah, yes, such a right, huh?

It is true. - Listen.

My mother would laugh at me if I do not bring any leads.

- I love this job. - I also.

- That is good.

Go!

- My name is Michel.

- Cynthia.

- Nice to meet you, Cynthia. - Nice to meet you

- Do you know Cartagena? Very beautiful.

Just like you.

- There are you here? Let's go.

- Leave me alone. - What is our mission?

- Leave me alone.

- Uh, sorry,

.... but we are not here for fun. - I told you

...leave me!

- We can talk to each other normally. It is not good!

- Excuse me. Where are you?

- Hello? Where are you?

- You're hiding in the trash

...to enter?

- Ae? No, I'm doing something,

... but it's a secret. - Ku still like shisha without lactose,

Yes ... tu ... - Already, I like Chichas gluten-free.

And I'm an ambitious man,

Wait.

You're not going to tell anyone else, okay?

I'm undercover.

I work for the police.

One thing that is great ..

I met a man,

...we work together. - The funny thing is,

For a moment, I thought you had changed.

- What is that?

What else? - There's my ex-girlfriend.

He was with his friends. Moreover, they are beautiful.

Shh.

- I can not.

- ass. - Too high.

- Do not move, you're too fat.

- I'm hiding where?

laminates

Good night.

Good night.

- You're where right now?

We are already in place.

Ready.

- You have been prepared?

With a highly effective?

Yes, right there, was the largest.

It was a world-class diamond.

There is no iota of error.

-You can trust us.

- Time of arrival?

At 11 am, a helicopter,

... of Geneva, on the same day.

We will take care of the police.

- Perfect.

And the payment?

- Do not worry, it will be transferred within 24 hours after surgery.

-Ah! There he is! Glad to work with you.

That's what you want.

Ya.

- Ya, ya ...

Ouch.

- Get up. - Hello. How are you?

- What are you doing here? - I'm hide and seek.

with my friend ... Sylvain!

- We lose!

You found us, congratulations! Oh there! Well ...

- Shit.

- Carlo.

- Get off.

... Maybe we caught them so great?

- Good, good.

I know your operation!

- Oh ya.

- Ciao, a racer.

- Do you want to say you're with anyone? - I'm just here.

- And he was there!

Oh me too.

- Rocco, you make him talk.

Him, you killed him.

Kill this guy,

We could go away from here lo.

Mr ..

- When you're with

What do you feel?

Will you tell me

I will not tell

In the shadow ...

- I can say that it is love

At first glance

And I love you.

- So?

Tell me, guys with whom? What are you looking for?

- I will not say anything.

I'm not a cop.

He was looking for clues because he knows you're going to steal ...

- Diam.

- I said it. He found ...

.... clue about diamonds.

- Shut up. .. - He's not my friend, he sucks.

- Bravo. - You are welcome.

- Very good. - Thank you.

Can I go?

You're going to die with him ...

Please ??

That is all

You every day

- Michel, if you hear

We are in the corridor doors to the 1st, 3rd,

There are stupid people want to kill us.

- Good.

- Oh no!

- I will be back.

- For you,

I had some way to kill you.

- Thank you.

Very nice.

- And as for you,

.... because you're smart, I have a little gift.

He was good. - Look, ...

.... we would jump out the window.

- No, I'm still here alone.

- Are you really stupid or are you pretending?

- No, no!

- You're really stupid. If we stay here, we will die.

On the count of three, we jump out the window. Are you with me?

Are you ready? - Yes!

- Count 3.

Breathe.

Come on, one, two ...

Three!

- Oh no!

The window did not break.

I can not jump. - It really is stupid.

You go ahead! - You do not understand.

- Yes, I understand.

But ... Eddy! - The glass is not broken.

- Through the window only.

Come on!

-He is coming!

- Sorry to wait long. -He fled there.

- Damn! -He jump.

Shit.

I've told him who ran, but teap it ...

I will kill you...

- You have to understand,

... he wants to run away ... I do not want ...

I still want to be with you. Ah!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

- Who is that?

- So?

Thanks to whom?

- Thank you, Michel.

- This is me.

- It Cassiopeia,

... a new target of Italy.

... we must be prepared to deal with anything.

- They're too violent.

- We're not going to do it.

- You need a real cop.

- They are the criminals ...

... we can not let these bastards. - Look, ...

When I arrived here, I did not know what was waiting for me.

I feel that you hate,

... so I do not like you.

And now I've changed ...

... and you, too, ...

... everyone here.

Anything can happen.

... for a change!

- Is not that a sentence in the film Rocky 4?

- Yes, shut up.

Oh!

Regis!

- No, no! - Do not look at him.

Lower your gun ...

Yes, like that.

That's because he is happy.

We must remain calm.

Well how?

Ready?

- Yes, Chief!

- Squirrel mendekat.

- Secure the area, all on your post.

- O K.

-The ripoux there.

- Attention. we are colleagues, so ... - Yes

- We can not. - No

- It's unprofessional.

- Friend, are you okay?

- Usually.

- You're feverish.

- I do not have a fever.

I do not have a fever. - Menard,

You hear me?

- Affirmative, Tango, Charlie, you're done.

I love you - It's normal.

- Michel?

Michel? - I'm in place.

- Oh!

Mr. Prefect, hello.

I who berwewang organize this operation.

I mobilize the best teams.

Gem arrived from Geneva by helicopter. He will land there.

There is a lap.

Everything is set up like a basket of music, quiet.

- Squirrel with Mucem.

- This is it.

- Ah.

- Helicopters have been seen. - I'm going to rape her, I guess.

- Unexpected.

- What is that?

- Sepertinya "drone". Itu "drone".

- Drone?

- That's what I said, drones.

Where did he come from?

- Stay there.

Hence, there what, you're annoying.

What? - Good morning, Mr. Mayor.

You got a minute

Please instruct the pilot to follow our drones, or we missile helicopter.

- Ah! What?

I do not care...

.... with this cheesy jokes.

I ask you ...

.. make me impressed, put your finger ...

in the knee.

He's talking about?

It seems he did not believe in us.

- O K.

It'll look great.

- Huh?

Joke only.

- That's not a joke.

There missile stolen this morning in France.

Instruct him to blow up a police car there.

Be prepared ...

You know that?

- To all units ... - Quiet.

- Yes, there.

- What is that?

- Bravo.

What he now believes?

Mr. Pilot,

Follow the drones that are beside you.

- O K.

- No! but what happened?

What we will do?

- We have to improvise.

- No.

I do not agree.

-He going? - Stop!

- Michel, it's your turn.

- O K.

Time to slaughter.

Shit.

- Halo Baba?

Change track.

... clean the road.

We are following ....

.... a helicopter.

- OK, I'm successful.

- Ok, thank you.

- Guys, you have to block the access road on the boulevard,

A taxi will pass it.

- Stop, 2 minutes.

- Good.

- Yes? -What happened?

- The helicopter followed by a taxi.

- Taxi? I'll take care of it.

- Karim, ear pain.

- It's not me, it's him.

- Very fast. - Here you are!

Already lost.

- Let me go.

- Where did this dwarf?

- What are you doing?

- You go home ...

... your mother!

- Hit him in the muzzle.

- They are faster.

- We will see later.

- They're out there.

- Do not worry, it's okay.

- But what did he do?

- Stop!

They're still following us.

Where's the dwarf? Find him!

- Feel this. - Get him out of there.

Hahaha ... should he maen cars only.

- Yeah!

You want to play with me?

- They Tangguh. - I know.

- Faster.

Faster!

I know.

What do you drive?

Shut up!

How fast?

- Do not see. Okay.

- We could die.

- They came.

Closer.

Shoot them.

- You're not the police,

... a policeman does not drive like that.

- Come on, come on!

- There was a truck there.

Sylvain, we will not succeed.

We almost hit by a truck!

- It is over.

-Macnard,

You've got to stop them. - We improvise, but it's ready.

We were getting.

- What is that?

- Hugh.

- Now.

I love you!

- What is that? - What is that?

- It's like a wild boar.

- Do not touch him.

He's my boyfriend. - What do you want?

- I will take care Do not touch pistilnya.

- Be quiet and clean.

- Wah chaotic. - Damn.

- I have a file.

I still want my boyfriend back.

- Stop it.

- These are not my fault.

- They'll shoot.

- They're shooting!

- I know! - With real bullets.

- Damn!

- Telephone Regis.

- What? What do you want? Regis!

- Not me! Phone Regis,

The policeman. - The face of sadistic?

- There he is! - OK.

- Regis?

Yeah, I follow you.

- And a helicopter?

-He was heading

3 km to the cruise ship again.

- They are deterred by the sea. - Let's go.

Thanks, Regis.

- No

- They'll shoot.

We need help.

-You hear me? - Yes

- They're getting. They'll drop it!

- His suitcase.

- Phone sister.

- Ya?

- I'm with your sister,

We're in trouble. - Yes

- There are bullies who followed the cab.

I had to save him.

The third button. - On the right brake.

You have an opportunity once to turbo mode.

- You're not going to do this.

No. - Hold on tight.

One,

Two,

Three!

- Oh no! No, no!

We apologize for this inconvenience.

We have affairs to be solved.

- No! No!

No!

No! No

The taxi! - Not now..

- The cab was destroyed! Destroyed! - Tie them.

Not them,

Eddy! What?

- They were, right there.

- Ah...

You have to destroy it.

- Not too bad ..

- It was ruined!

- Not crushed,

... in front of him a little scuffed, it was not ...

Your brother can definitely, he knows how to fix it. That would be fine.

- Ah! It menyebalkanku!

- What is wrong? - Mr. Mayor?

-Martin, what happened? - We find diamonds. We did it.

-Good, I'm listening to music.

- Can you hear me? - The music was too loud.

Eddy...

Edd ... - Ya? Ya.

I come.

- Our mission is already berahkir.

- It will be over if we catch them.

- Do not worry, they are still there,

... they're waiting for us.

Do not move.

Hold your peace.

- You've berahkir. I'll see you in jail !!

- Hey, can you swim?

- At the pool, not in the sea

There is a touch .. - Fin!

Shark!

- No!

Stop right there!

- Hands on the steering wheel. Do not move.

- Wait, I want to talk to him.

You're a great driver.

Lieutenant Marot. The rights granted to me to arrest you.

and according to article 71, 72 and 74

with robbery and speeding on the street,

I personally would confiscate your car ...

Very nice.

- We'll meet again.

- We were ahkirnya win ...

... with your big mouth, you will be more time behind bars.

Mouth odor.

- Okay ...

- You got something to say. - Yes.

- In a mouthful. - And what I said to Uncle Hamid?

And I have to warn my brother.

- He is, I'll take care of it.

I am damaging his car, this tanggunganku.

I'll take care of it. Secure the perimeter.

- OK. Then I would have secured, I, okay.

- So ...

... the good news, I'm fine,

.... bad news, taxis ...

- Yes, there is on TV.

-What can you tell me about this arrest?

-I do my job as a police officer, as Donnie Brasco.

atau Jason Bourne.

But I'm not alone, I'm with my friends.

And this kudedikasikan to my friend Sylvain.

We are a great team.

I hope we will do it again. -Take off his microphone.

We're better than Bad Boy.

-Be... -Aku Lawrence...

-Fier. Kau Will Smith.

I hope ...

to trust yourself.

... we still have a chance ... -And Samia,

He is your brother. Get!

I am proud of you.

I am here to thank also, thank you brother.

And the lady in my life,

Her name is Sandy

-You started to annoy me. -Sandy, I love you.

Teddymu doll will always be there to make you dream.

Prospective bride!

-Take off his microphone.

I love you!

-Thank you. You're the woman in my life.

- a fat little bear cubs. -Sylvain, be my witness.

-Well, thank you, thank you ...

- The taxi, was crushed. There, the taxi was already berahkir.

-I do not like to work like this. Shit!

With me..

Vosges.

Reported on the ...

You must go now.

Can you throw him out?

- Sorry for the taxi.

-He has spent his days. She has a beautiful end.

I got a surprise.

I'm happy to go back to my place.

To the north?

- I want to stay, but nothing to keep me ...

As super girl I really liked,

who have the same spirit.

A girl who would teach that the most beautiful things are worth fighting for.

Oh!

This, indeed, was not done yet!

- You think you can seduce me like that?

- That's not good. - Sorry,

... but you can change the pitch of your voice.

- I'm really deep, sincere. - I see it!

- Are not you a romantic? - Of course!

That's too easy.

- Too easy? - Yes!

- remember you want to kiss,

I can not even imagine sleeping with you.

- It was worth it.

Do you want to kiss me? - Yes

- Plunge down.

It's not cool.

Yes ... only 20m!

- Only water.

- When did you start. - Come on.

- Maybe we can jump Bedua?

- No, you go.

- Yakin -? Ya

- Butt first!

- I really have fun here! The water is warm!

Come here. - It seems the water is cold.

- What? - I do not want to get there.

- No, plunge!

Oh!

- The music!

- Mr. Mayor.

Your scarf, sorry. Sorry.

- Ladies and gentlemen...

I am proud of our city police.

Who just bring a super cop.

Bichon, medali-new!

Oh, here it is!

- Congratulations.

Congratulations.

From the mayor.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

Marseille, thanks. - Thank you.

Oh!

- Thank you.

- I love you!

I love you so much shit.

- I am proud of you. It's okay with your girlfriend.

- Friend ... Look at what will give him.

- Did you steal it? - No

- Yes, the Italians. - No

But I just stole a ring that was stolen,

... it is a legitimate right.

- So, we do

his request?

- Where do you go?

- I have to be at the airport within 25 minutes.

-25 minutes, it was too fast.

- No way, 25 minutes,

....It is impossible.

The distance is very far...

... past the courthouse ... dsan four lanes,

You coming?