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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,050 --> 00:00:35,666 Improved By: FidelPerez Subtitle By: explosiveskull Sub Upload Date: August 10, 2018 2 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,102 - Follow me. We're almost there. - Where are we going? 3 00:01:22,104 --> 00:01:25,138 - To help Max with his stakeout. - Yes! 4 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:27,873 Ooh! This is incredible. 5 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:29,843 Are you sure it's going down at the docks? 6 00:01:29,845 --> 00:01:31,243 Oh, yeah. 7 00:01:31,245 --> 00:01:34,114 - The coolest things always go down at the docks. - Ohh! 8 00:01:34,116 --> 00:01:36,115 And occasionally abandoned warehouses. 9 00:01:36,117 --> 00:01:38,051 And this place has both. 10 00:01:38,053 --> 00:01:40,120 Are you sure it hasn't started yet? 11 00:01:40,122 --> 00:01:42,191 I do not want to miss a thing. 12 00:01:43,324 --> 00:01:45,257 - There he is. - Ooh! 13 00:01:45,259 --> 00:01:47,894 Max. NYPD. 14 00:01:47,896 --> 00:01:49,862 The toughest cop on the force. 15 00:01:49,864 --> 00:01:51,831 Oh, not tonight, guys. 16 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:53,299 Ooh, he's alone. 17 00:01:53,301 --> 00:01:54,900 You bet he's alone, Midge. 18 00:01:54,902 --> 00:01:56,201 He always works alone. 19 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,171 Hey, guys... My bad. 20 00:01:58,173 --> 00:02:00,406 - Sorry I'm late. What did I miss? - Shh, shh, shh. 21 00:02:00,408 --> 00:02:02,441 Max is on a stakeout. 22 00:02:02,443 --> 00:02:06,078 - His badge is on the line. - What? My badge is not on the line. 23 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,248 You want us to watch your six, Maxi? 24 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:10,115 No. Do you even know what "six" means? 25 00:02:10,117 --> 00:02:12,418 Yeah, it's how many fingers I have. 26 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:14,853 Ohh! Can you make him stop? 27 00:02:14,855 --> 00:02:16,158 Quiet. Do you hear that? 28 00:02:17,825 --> 00:02:20,226 Bad-guy boat. 29 00:02:20,228 --> 00:02:23,963 Pigeon PD, assume undercover identities. 30 00:02:26,334 --> 00:02:28,233 - S-Sorry. - What is happening? 31 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,672 Come to papa. 32 00:02:34,775 --> 00:02:38,410 If you need backup, Max, the Pigeon PD is ready for action. 33 00:02:39,948 --> 00:02:42,148 I don't need backup. 34 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:44,249 I'm taking these smugglers down. 35 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,317 Solo. 36 00:02:48,256 --> 00:02:49,456 It's starting. 37 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:50,960 Finally. 38 00:02:52,093 --> 00:02:53,426 Yo, Samson, check the dock. 39 00:02:57,299 --> 00:02:58,864 Mastiff. 40 00:02:58,866 --> 00:03:01,936 I knew I smelled bad attitude. 41 00:03:12,114 --> 00:03:14,717 Shh! 42 00:03:16,952 --> 00:03:19,084 We've got Ling Li. Come on in. 43 00:03:19,086 --> 00:03:20,886 Ling Li, shh. 44 00:03:20,888 --> 00:03:23,255 My name is Max, and I promise you, 45 00:03:23,257 --> 00:03:27,327 me and the NYPD are gonna get you home safe to your mama. 46 00:03:27,329 --> 00:03:28,862 You're going to be okay. 47 00:03:28,864 --> 00:03:30,132 I promise you that. 48 00:03:33,101 --> 00:03:35,301 Suspected buyers on the move. Hold your positions. 49 00:03:39,441 --> 00:03:41,009 Get back in the vehicle. 50 00:03:53,388 --> 00:03:54,724 The money's all here, guv'nor. 51 00:03:58,359 --> 00:03:59,993 Wet-Nap? 52 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:01,097 Lavender scented? 53 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,033 It's go time. 54 00:04:07,035 --> 00:04:10,003 Time to play dead, cop. 55 00:04:10,005 --> 00:04:11,404 I don't know that trick. 56 00:04:11,406 --> 00:04:14,040 Let me teach you! 57 00:04:14,042 --> 00:04:16,009 Hope you can doggy paddle. 58 00:04:17,912 --> 00:04:19,879 - Oh! - And the judges say? 59 00:04:19,881 --> 00:04:21,481 - 6.0. - Ohh! 60 00:04:21,483 --> 00:04:24,017 He can flip this bird any day. 61 00:04:24,019 --> 00:04:26,188 What is Max doing? He's just supposed to be on lookout. 62 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:31,023 - Freeze! Get your hands where I can see them! - Not on my watch. 63 00:04:31,025 --> 00:04:33,425 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 64 00:04:35,196 --> 00:04:37,196 I'm the good guy, you idiot. 65 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:40,400 Do not endanger the panda. 66 00:04:40,402 --> 00:04:42,071 Repeat. Do not endanger the panda. 67 00:04:44,539 --> 00:04:46,939 Fake beard? 68 00:04:46,941 --> 00:04:48,107 NYPD. 69 00:04:48,109 --> 00:04:50,376 This is an FBI operation. 70 00:04:50,378 --> 00:04:54,047 FBI? I think I would have gotten a memo about that. 71 00:04:54,049 --> 00:04:55,480 - Heading eastbound on foot. - Stand down. 72 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:57,383 - This is my bust. - We're blown. 73 00:04:57,385 --> 00:04:59,319 - What happened? - Some rogue police dog. 74 00:04:59,321 --> 00:05:02,956 Yeah, I'm pretending to know what's going on right now. 75 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:04,357 Okay, so Max, the cop, 76 00:05:04,359 --> 00:05:06,259 he pulled off the beard of the FBI agent, 77 00:05:06,261 --> 00:05:07,927 but, oh, you know, that is not good. 78 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:10,965 ♫ Uh ♫ 79 00:05:11,866 --> 00:05:13,499 Oh, no, no. 80 00:05:13,501 --> 00:05:15,869 Nice doggy. No. 81 00:05:15,871 --> 00:05:17,138 Whoa! 82 00:05:17,905 --> 00:05:18,874 Whoa! 83 00:05:19,474 --> 00:05:21,241 Dang feds. 84 00:05:21,243 --> 00:05:23,208 - Someone ought to put a leash on you. - Oh, yeah? 85 00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:24,509 Well, let's see 'em try. 86 00:05:24,511 --> 00:05:26,379 ♫ Baby, maybe you can get it ♫ 87 00:05:26,381 --> 00:05:29,047 ♫ If you've got that thing I like ♫ 88 00:05:29,049 --> 00:05:30,585 You runnin' like a wiener dog. 89 00:05:32,253 --> 00:05:33,855 Ha ha! Yes! 90 00:05:37,191 --> 00:05:39,595 You just been recycled. 91 00:05:41,496 --> 00:05:43,999 I'm gonna neuter that mongrel. 92 00:05:45,633 --> 00:05:47,533 2-8-7. I need a car. 93 00:05:47,535 --> 00:05:49,167 I need a... 94 00:05:49,169 --> 00:05:50,472 ♫ Give it to me ♫ 95 00:05:56,945 --> 00:05:58,280 Yes, I won. Oh, no. 96 00:05:59,147 --> 00:06:01,114 Ow! 97 00:06:01,116 --> 00:06:02,614 Yeah, what's the matter, buddy? 98 00:06:02,616 --> 00:06:05,417 Dogs can't jump fences? Boo-yah! 99 00:06:05,419 --> 00:06:07,487 You play defense. 100 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:11,323 I play open fence. 101 00:06:11,325 --> 00:06:13,092 You gotta be kidding me. 102 00:06:14,429 --> 00:06:17,062 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. 103 00:06:17,064 --> 00:06:18,597 Um, good doggy, good doggy. 104 00:06:18,599 --> 00:06:22,035 Oh, I'm good, all right. Good at taking a bite out of crime. 105 00:06:22,037 --> 00:06:24,504 You and I should have a little talk. My name's Petey. 106 00:06:24,506 --> 00:06:26,538 - What's your name? Who let the dogs out? - Where's that panda? 107 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:28,910 Literally, who let them out? 108 00:06:30,511 --> 00:06:32,412 This fool again? 109 00:06:32,414 --> 00:06:33,883 Whoa. 110 00:06:37,251 --> 00:06:38,518 Hey! 111 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,352 Freeze! FBI! 112 00:06:40,354 --> 00:06:42,287 Okay, all right. No, no, no. Take it easy. 113 00:06:42,289 --> 00:06:44,157 Spin around. 114 00:06:44,159 --> 00:06:45,357 Here we go. All right. 115 00:06:45,359 --> 00:06:46,693 All right, take it easy, Magnum PI. 116 00:06:46,695 --> 00:06:48,393 I'm gonna take it easy. 117 00:06:48,395 --> 00:06:51,263 This fed's been a pain in my butt all night. 118 00:06:51,265 --> 00:06:54,167 Time for a little hair of the dog. 119 00:07:01,743 --> 00:07:04,544 This is a huge... Where is our panda? Where is our panda? 120 00:07:04,546 --> 00:07:07,379 And I might have rabies, so thank you, NYPD. 121 00:07:07,381 --> 00:07:11,049 We're sorry, agent. It's not like Max to attack a fellow officer. 122 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:13,386 That dog has anger issues. Look at his eyes. 123 00:07:13,388 --> 00:07:14,686 He needs therapy. 124 00:07:14,688 --> 00:07:15,989 Dog therapy? 125 00:07:15,991 --> 00:07:17,657 I don't know. 126 00:07:17,659 --> 00:07:20,292 I'm not an expert in canine mental disorders. I'm an FBI agent. 127 00:07:20,294 --> 00:07:23,631 This dude is just asking to be my next chew toy. 128 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:28,167 This panda sting was an FBI investigation. 129 00:07:28,169 --> 00:07:29,634 What was that dog doing there? 130 00:07:29,636 --> 00:07:31,403 Max is part of our team. 131 00:07:31,405 --> 00:07:33,206 Your team should have been doing their job, 132 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,040 not interfering with our investigation. 133 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:37,643 Hey, calm down, Sarge. 134 00:07:37,645 --> 00:07:40,146 Hoooow'd you let this happen? 135 00:07:40,148 --> 00:07:41,646 You know that wasn't my fault. 136 00:07:41,648 --> 00:07:44,449 That panda needs to be back at the zoo with her mother. 137 00:07:44,451 --> 00:07:46,386 She's only eight weeks old. 138 00:07:46,388 --> 00:07:49,021 ...of a 12... of a 12... 139 00:07:49,023 --> 00:07:50,556 I know-ow-ow. 140 00:07:50,558 --> 00:07:52,424 Wait a second. Now you got me doing it. 141 00:07:52,426 --> 00:07:54,292 Why are there dogs in this meeting? 142 00:07:54,294 --> 00:07:55,761 They are some of New York's finest. 143 00:07:55,763 --> 00:07:57,497 What is happening in this town? 144 00:07:57,499 --> 00:07:59,465 Contraband entering New York ports 145 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:01,167 comes under NYPD jurisdiction. 146 00:08:01,169 --> 00:08:02,802 Ling Li is not mere contraband. 147 00:08:02,804 --> 00:08:05,705 Her kidnapping from China and transportation to this country 148 00:08:05,707 --> 00:08:07,340 is an international crime. 149 00:08:07,342 --> 00:08:09,542 I hope you have better luck solving this international crime 150 00:08:09,544 --> 00:08:10,776 than you had with the others. 151 00:08:10,778 --> 00:08:13,345 Didn't you feds somehow blow a sting operation 152 00:08:13,347 --> 00:08:16,215 involving a pygmy three-toed sloth in Panama? 153 00:08:16,217 --> 00:08:20,520 And what about the Bengal tiger who was kidnapped just last week in Singapore? 154 00:08:20,522 --> 00:08:22,521 Oh, and don't forget the albino python. 155 00:08:22,523 --> 00:08:26,160 I'll have you know that that sloth was very fleet of foot. 156 00:08:28,629 --> 00:08:30,562 For a sloth. 157 00:08:30,564 --> 00:08:32,466 We're done here. 158 00:08:33,498 --> 00:08:34,800 It was a very fast sloth. 159 00:08:34,802 --> 00:08:37,703 Sarge, you just gonna roll over and let the FBI take our case? 160 00:08:37,705 --> 00:08:40,338 Oh, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 161 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:42,842 In this business you gotta know your place sometimes. 162 00:08:42,844 --> 00:08:44,276 Oh, thank you, Chief. 163 00:08:44,278 --> 00:08:46,344 Oh, okay. Well, enjoy. 164 00:08:46,346 --> 00:08:47,780 But somebody's gotta do something. 165 00:08:47,782 --> 00:08:49,781 Be right there, Maxi. A little to the left. 166 00:08:49,783 --> 00:08:51,319 A little to the left. Bingo! 167 00:08:54,354 --> 00:08:55,854 Hey, hey, Max. How you doing? 168 00:08:55,856 --> 00:08:58,524 - What's up, Rico? Bob. - Yo, big dog. 169 00:08:58,526 --> 00:08:59,692 Hey, Sparky. 170 00:08:59,694 --> 00:09:01,526 Hey, Max. 171 00:09:01,528 --> 00:09:02,694 Where'd they put my suspect? 172 00:09:02,696 --> 00:09:06,165 Interrogation room 2, huh. 173 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,367 - You and I got a big problem. - Do you know this song? 174 00:09:08,369 --> 00:09:11,437 It's called... ♫ You got nothing on me You got nothing on... ♫ 175 00:09:11,439 --> 00:09:13,106 - Really? - Yeah, man. 176 00:09:13,108 --> 00:09:15,507 'Cause I'm pretty sure I saw you with a stolen panda. 177 00:09:15,509 --> 00:09:16,843 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 178 00:09:16,845 --> 00:09:19,312 - Who's to say it was a stolen panda? - Come again? 179 00:09:19,314 --> 00:09:21,280 I'm just saying that in my experience, 180 00:09:21,282 --> 00:09:23,381 illegal pandas look a lot like legal pandas. 181 00:09:23,383 --> 00:09:25,284 - You get them mixed up. - Okay, smart guy. 182 00:09:25,286 --> 00:09:27,420 So if the panda wasn't hot, how come you were running? 183 00:09:27,422 --> 00:09:30,122 Well, because there was a vicious dog chasing me. Next question. 184 00:09:30,124 --> 00:09:32,357 How about you and I have a respectful conversation? 185 00:09:32,359 --> 00:09:34,593 - This is painful. - How about we order in some lunch? 186 00:09:34,595 --> 00:09:37,829 Huh? Is this an interrogation or a first date? 187 00:09:37,831 --> 00:09:41,467 Fine. You want to see bad cop, I'll show you bad cop. 188 00:09:41,469 --> 00:09:43,636 Well, I... Listen, a hint. 189 00:09:43,638 --> 00:09:45,570 Good cop, bad cop works a lot better with two people. 190 00:09:45,572 --> 00:09:48,440 What are you, the spinny Lego head guy? 191 00:09:48,442 --> 00:09:50,610 What do you know about it? 192 00:09:50,612 --> 00:09:52,277 - Oh. - All right, look. 193 00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:55,180 Oh! This is ludicrous. 194 00:09:55,182 --> 00:09:57,216 - This moron is getting played. - Here comes bad cop. 195 00:09:57,218 --> 00:09:58,583 - Sparky? - Ahh! 196 00:09:58,585 --> 00:10:00,620 - Get the lights. - You got it, Max. 197 00:10:00,622 --> 00:10:03,256 ...cheese-flavored nacho 198 00:10:03,258 --> 00:10:05,190 till you tell me where that panda is! 199 00:10:05,192 --> 00:10:06,858 No, no, no, no, no. Don't hurt me. 200 00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:08,361 - Don't hurt me. - All right. 201 00:10:08,363 --> 00:10:09,628 Now we're getting somewhere. 202 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:12,564 Who are you working for and what's the location of the panda? 203 00:10:12,566 --> 00:10:15,200 - He's shaking in his boots, Max. - I got no names, no nothing. 204 00:10:15,202 --> 00:10:17,370 But I did overhear something about a show. 205 00:10:17,372 --> 00:10:19,405 - Show him some teeth. - What show? 206 00:10:19,407 --> 00:10:20,705 A dog show. 207 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,341 - A dog show. - Dog show? 208 00:10:22,343 --> 00:10:23,508 They said if the deal goes south, 209 00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:24,709 they're gonna try and sell the panda. 210 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,578 It's working! 211 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,280 The Canini Invitational. 212 00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:30,315 Keep it coming. 213 00:10:30,317 --> 00:10:32,818 It's in Vegas. At Caesars, tomorrow night. That is all I know. 214 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:35,353 All right. 215 00:10:35,355 --> 00:10:36,955 And scene. 216 00:10:36,957 --> 00:10:39,891 - Good work, agent. - What? 217 00:10:39,893 --> 00:10:41,827 - Thanks, Chief. - It makes sense. 218 00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:44,796 The Canini Invitational is the world's most prestigious dog show. 219 00:10:44,798 --> 00:10:48,867 Celebrities, tech titans, huh? Chinese billionaires. 220 00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:51,570 Plenty of people with the cash to stock their own private zoos. 221 00:10:51,572 --> 00:10:55,741 So they're using the dog show as a front for animal smuggling. 222 00:10:55,743 --> 00:10:57,944 All right. Well, get me on the next flight to Vegas. 223 00:10:57,946 --> 00:10:59,578 - I'll take care of the rest. - Whoa. 224 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:01,780 You can't let this idiot take my case. 225 00:11:01,782 --> 00:11:03,616 They should send me. Tell 'em, Sarge. 226 00:11:03,618 --> 00:11:06,986 I'm on it, Max. 227 00:11:06,988 --> 00:11:08,920 You know what? I'm gonna need a new identity though 228 00:11:08,922 --> 00:11:11,457 - if I wanna get access to that show. - Who needs some "wuv" there? 229 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:13,291 Oh, yeah. Sorry, Max. 230 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:14,926 I tried. 231 00:11:14,928 --> 00:11:16,862 What if you were a contestant? 232 00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:19,332 - A contestant? - Oh, yeah, baby. 233 00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:20,766 - Yeah. - What are you thinking, Max? 234 00:11:20,768 --> 00:11:24,337 Watch this. The chief is about to have a great idea. 235 00:11:24,339 --> 00:11:25,773 With a dog? 236 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:28,708 Wait. I just had a great idea. 237 00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:30,876 You could enter Max in the show. 238 00:11:30,878 --> 00:11:32,377 What about droopy over here? 239 00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:34,579 No, no, sorry. The sergeant... 240 00:11:34,581 --> 00:11:36,248 Are you nuts, Max? 241 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:38,617 You're a street dog with a temper. 242 00:11:38,619 --> 00:11:40,486 What do you know about dog shows? 243 00:11:40,488 --> 00:11:44,457 I made a promise to a scared little panda, and I aim to keep it. 244 00:11:44,459 --> 00:11:47,025 Who knows where this dog's gonna bite me next? 245 00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:49,862 - Deal with it. - Besides, how hard can dog shows be? 246 00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:51,365 I'll just google it. 247 00:11:57,672 --> 00:12:01,373 ♫ Viva Las Vegas ♫ 248 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:04,809 ♫ Viva Las Vegas ♫ 249 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,280 ♫ How I wish that ♫ 250 00:12:07,282 --> 00:12:08,780 ♫ There were more than ♫ 251 00:12:08,782 --> 00:12:12,718 ♫ Twenty-four hours in the day ♫ 252 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,389 ♫ And even if there were 40 more ♫ 253 00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:19,992 - ♫ I wouldn't sleep a minute ♫ - ♫ I give props to hip-hop So hip-hop hooray ♫ 254 00:12:19,994 --> 00:12:23,462 - ♫ Ho ♫ - ♫ Viva Las Vegas ♫ 255 00:12:23,464 --> 00:12:25,330 ♫ Hey, ho ♫ 256 00:12:25,332 --> 00:12:26,698 Are you doing this on purpose? 257 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,333 After five hours in a travel crate, 258 00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:30,602 we're listening to my music. 259 00:12:30,604 --> 00:12:31,871 Will you stop? Max, stop it. 260 00:12:31,873 --> 00:12:33,039 That... No, no. 261 00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:34,906 - ♫ Ho ♫ - ♫ Viva ♫ 262 00:12:36,311 --> 00:12:37,546 What kind of dog likes hip-hop? 263 00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:44,449 ♫ I give props to hip-hop ♫ 264 00:12:44,451 --> 00:12:47,556 Boy, this guy really doesn't like hip-hop. 265 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:52,625 Look, clearly we got off on the wrong foot, okay? 266 00:12:52,627 --> 00:12:55,394 I-I-I... We should be friends. 267 00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:56,962 We should be best friends. 268 00:12:56,964 --> 00:12:58,433 You're a dog. I'm a man. 269 00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:01,535 Here. 270 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:09,442 Go on. Go fetch. 271 00:13:09,444 --> 00:13:11,410 Fetch? Fetch? 272 00:13:11,412 --> 00:13:13,646 You gotta learn something about me, okay? 273 00:13:13,648 --> 00:13:15,613 I don't play the dog-and-master bull. 274 00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:16,815 What... 275 00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:18,684 You want a best friend, get a labradoodle. 276 00:13:18,686 --> 00:13:19,754 'Cause I ain't interested. 277 00:13:21,989 --> 00:13:23,588 - Where are you going? - I'm sorry. 278 00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:26,358 But I got real police work to do. 279 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,425 Bad dog. 280 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:28,560 Heel. 281 00:13:28,562 --> 00:13:29,795 Heel yourself, chump. 282 00:13:29,797 --> 00:13:31,463 Stupid human. 283 00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:32,466 Stupid dog. 284 00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:48,113 Welcome, Canini competitors. 285 00:13:48,115 --> 00:13:51,983 The opening night gala begins poolside at 7:30. 286 00:13:51,985 --> 00:13:54,386 Dress to impress. 287 00:13:54,388 --> 00:13:56,722 - Late entry registration is available... - Agent Nichols. 288 00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,491 FBI. 289 00:13:58,493 --> 00:13:59,594 Come on in. 290 00:14:03,163 --> 00:14:04,497 - Hey. - Hi. 291 00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:06,399 - I'm Mattie Smith. - Oh, wow. 292 00:14:06,401 --> 00:14:08,400 You're the Bureau's canine consultant? 293 00:14:08,402 --> 00:14:13,572 I-I was expecting more of a cat lady type, you know. 294 00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:15,641 Oh, sorry to disappoint. 295 00:14:15,643 --> 00:14:16,976 No, I... 296 00:14:16,978 --> 00:14:18,113 Don't... 297 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,115 No dog smell, huh? 298 00:14:22,816 --> 00:14:24,750 I mean, no, it's-it's impressive, 299 00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:27,719 you know, with the fluffing and the folding and... 300 00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,124 So did you wanna just bring him in? 301 00:14:30,691 --> 00:14:33,159 - Him? - The dog. The rottweiler. 302 00:14:33,161 --> 00:14:34,860 Am I not speaking English? 303 00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:36,194 - Am I barking or something? - Oh! 304 00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:38,063 Yeah, no, um... 305 00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:41,800 Yeah, the thing is with that, he, um... kind of ran off. 306 00:14:41,802 --> 00:14:43,169 He ran off? 307 00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,837 - Is he lost? Is he okay? - No, he's not like... 308 00:14:44,839 --> 00:14:47,106 Not like that. He's dysfunctional, all right. 309 00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:48,907 Anyway, I was kind of hoping that maybe you have, 310 00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:51,142 like, an extra dog that I could borrow or... 311 00:14:51,144 --> 00:14:54,747 Oh, uh, I misunderstood. So you actually came here... 312 00:14:54,749 --> 00:14:56,582 - You wanna borrow a dog? - That'd be great. 313 00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:59,551 - Yeah, that'd be great. - Did you want that fluffed or folded? 314 00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:01,620 'Cause I have both in the back. 315 00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:03,955 Right. Look, it would just be for a couple of days. 316 00:15:03,957 --> 00:15:07,959 Maybe you could point me towards sort of, like, a rent-a-dog service? 317 00:15:07,961 --> 00:15:10,695 Look, Agent Nichols, I really just don't think 318 00:15:10,697 --> 00:15:13,933 you're cut out for working with animals, so there's the door. 319 00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:17,037 - Look, I'm really in a bind here. - Good luck on your case. 320 00:15:18,873 --> 00:15:20,575 - Thank you for your time. - Good luck. 321 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,845 Rent-a-dog? Nope. 322 00:15:28,048 --> 00:15:30,482 - What's happening, Luther? - Hey, Max. 323 00:15:30,484 --> 00:15:31,549 Hey. 324 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,084 So, hey. 325 00:15:33,086 --> 00:15:34,487 H-Hey, Max. Hey, hey. 326 00:15:34,489 --> 00:15:36,588 - You find me the guy? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 327 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:39,123 Like I said. First, I, uh... 328 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,694 I'll take that catnip you promised. 329 00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:43,795 Cell 614. 330 00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:46,799 He's the real deal, Max. He told me hisself. 331 00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:49,204 But the dude is a wash-up. He's useless. 332 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,906 Hey, this ain't catnip. 333 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,776 Nah, it's better for you. Now, get out of here. 334 00:15:58,778 --> 00:16:00,112 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 335 00:16:00,114 --> 00:16:01,981 It's showtime. 336 00:16:06,287 --> 00:16:07,852 Hey, buddy. 337 00:16:07,854 --> 00:16:09,056 Hey. 338 00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:12,091 Aw, look. 339 00:16:12,093 --> 00:16:14,760 That paw looks hurt pretty bad. 340 00:16:14,762 --> 00:16:15,897 We'll take good care of you. 341 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,766 Come on, buddy. 342 00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:24,536 All right, there you go, boy. 343 00:16:24,538 --> 00:16:27,106 Now, look, you just rest up, 344 00:16:27,108 --> 00:16:31,175 and we'll get that paw looked at first thing in the morning, all right? 345 00:16:31,177 --> 00:16:33,746 And hopefully we'll find you a new home. 346 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:54,299 Yo. 347 00:16:54,301 --> 00:16:57,336 I'm looking for a famous show dog. You Philippe de Fabulous? 348 00:16:57,338 --> 00:17:00,738 Who do I have the pleasure of smelling? 349 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,942 Max. NYPD. 350 00:17:02,944 --> 00:17:05,144 I'm entering the Canini Invitational, 351 00:17:05,146 --> 00:17:07,179 and I need an expert like you to teach me the ropes. 352 00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:09,180 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 353 00:17:09,182 --> 00:17:11,282 Look into my eyes. 354 00:17:11,284 --> 00:17:12,918 Okay. 355 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,218 Nope. 356 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,154 You do not have what it takes. 357 00:17:16,156 --> 00:17:17,221 - Sorry. - What? 358 00:17:17,223 --> 00:17:18,856 Cut the attitude. 359 00:17:18,858 --> 00:17:20,692 I know all about you. 360 00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:23,795 Champion show dog at the top of your game until one day you... 361 00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:26,230 Got disqualified, 362 00:17:26,232 --> 00:17:30,335 because my breeder used plumpers and fillers on my growl lines. 363 00:17:30,337 --> 00:17:34,340 - Yeah, and then you went... - Crazy and attacked the judges. Hmm? 364 00:17:34,342 --> 00:17:39,044 And now, I suppose you think you can manipulate me into helping you 365 00:17:39,046 --> 00:17:42,948 in a desperate bid for revenge and redemption. 366 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:44,315 Oh, actually, I was just... 367 00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:47,920 You are as cunning as you are persuasive, Maxwell. 368 00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:50,622 Perhaps you have what it takes after all. 369 00:17:50,624 --> 00:17:52,958 I shall turn you into the show dog. 370 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,660 You made the right choice, gramps. 371 00:17:54,662 --> 00:17:55,893 We shall see. 372 00:17:55,895 --> 00:17:57,962 I cannot polish the turd, 373 00:17:57,964 --> 00:18:01,100 but perhaps we can roll it in glitter. 374 00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:03,067 I'm-a let that slide. 375 00:18:03,069 --> 00:18:05,105 All right, coach, so what's our first move? 376 00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:09,874 The opening night party, of course. 377 00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:14,212 Welcome to the Canini Invitational opening night gala. 378 00:18:14,214 --> 00:18:18,150 Through these portals pass the most elite canines in the world. 379 00:18:18,152 --> 00:18:22,020 Here we meet, greet, and size up the competition. 380 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:23,788 Yeah, okay, you do that. 381 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:26,190 I'll be nosing around for anything suspicious. 382 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,862 Well, of course, nobody makes talking dog movies anymore, 383 00:18:29,864 --> 00:18:32,965 so I've been focusing on my lifestyle brands. 384 00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:34,932 - It's right there. Wellington Upstill. - Your name is on the list, 385 00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:36,802 but it says you have a rottweiler. 386 00:18:36,804 --> 00:18:40,839 - So? - There ain't no dog, no party. 387 00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,207 What? Hey! 388 00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:44,343 - Max! Max! Buddy. - Oh! 389 00:18:44,345 --> 00:18:47,145 Max. That's... That's my dog. Right there. Hey. 390 00:18:47,147 --> 00:18:49,047 - Something you haven't told me? - Look, it's me! 391 00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:51,784 Uh, yeah. I'm an undercover cop. 392 00:18:51,786 --> 00:18:54,420 And Hooch over there is the idiot human they stuck me with. 393 00:18:54,422 --> 00:18:56,223 Hey, rottweiler. Is this guy with you? 394 00:18:59,727 --> 00:19:01,693 Hey, why don't you use that leash on your dog? 395 00:19:01,695 --> 00:19:03,795 Okay, thank you for the advice. 396 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:06,031 What is your deal, man? 397 00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:08,066 Where'd you disappear to? You're jeopardizing my case. 398 00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,803 - Just ignore him. - Wait, you got a dog? 399 00:19:11,404 --> 00:19:13,738 Do dogs have their own dogs? Is that a thing? 400 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,740 It's all gonna be about Daisy this year. 401 00:19:15,742 --> 00:19:17,342 Hey, Mattie. Go, Daisy. 402 00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,477 You got it? 403 00:19:18,479 --> 00:19:20,114 Hey, great shoes. 404 00:19:29,824 --> 00:19:32,256 By the way, Hooch was the dog. 405 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,324 The what now? 406 00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:34,892 Turner and Hooch. 407 00:19:34,894 --> 00:19:37,295 Turner was the cop and Hooch was the dog. 408 00:19:37,297 --> 00:19:38,796 Poor Beasley. 409 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,198 After playing Hooch, 410 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,368 he was forever typecast as a slobbering imbecile. 411 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:46,004 Oh, my God, you're... you're... 412 00:19:46,006 --> 00:19:47,872 Back from the dead, yes. 413 00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:49,807 Philippe! 414 00:19:49,809 --> 00:19:51,375 I'm your biggest fan. 415 00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:53,411 Oh, well... And you are? 416 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:56,981 My name is Buncha Rainbow Sprinkles Junior III, 417 00:19:56,983 --> 00:19:59,218 but everyone calls me Sprinkles for short. 418 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,986 Oh, my God. 419 00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:03,188 Who's your friend with the amazing aroma? 420 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:05,524 Excuse me. I gotta check something out. 421 00:20:05,526 --> 00:20:09,026 It's like a kennel mixed with grease mixed with pizza. 422 00:20:09,028 --> 00:20:10,429 Oh! I figured it out. 423 00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:12,797 - You're from New York, aren't you? - Hey. 424 00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:14,166 Me too. Oh, man! 425 00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:15,333 - Dang. - We are homeys. 426 00:20:15,335 --> 00:20:17,335 Wellington Upstill. 427 00:20:17,337 --> 00:20:18,836 Big game hunting mostly, 428 00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:22,141 although, lately I've become weary of the hunt. 429 00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:25,110 Looking for someone to do the hunt for me. You know what I mean? 430 00:20:25,112 --> 00:20:27,979 Small exotic bears from the Middle Kingdom? 431 00:20:27,981 --> 00:20:30,783 Pretty black and white, if you catch my drift. 432 00:20:30,785 --> 00:20:32,517 Suspicious? Heck, ya! 433 00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:35,853 Someone raided the minibar last night and I swear it wasn't me. 434 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:38,356 Philippe, is that you? 435 00:20:38,358 --> 00:20:41,293 Mon Dieu, Daisy. You look ravishing. 436 00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:44,196 There were two doggy chocolates on my pillow instead of three. 437 00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:45,898 - Yo. - ...the circuit for five years. 438 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:49,400 Oh. This is my student, Maxwell. 439 00:20:49,402 --> 00:20:51,236 - Hey. - Maxwell, huh? 440 00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:53,404 I don't think I've seen you before. 441 00:20:53,406 --> 00:20:54,840 Are you new to dog shows? 442 00:20:54,842 --> 00:20:55,974 Are you kidding? 443 00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:58,410 I mean, I been around the block, 444 00:20:58,412 --> 00:21:02,980 you know, and not on a leash, if you catch my drift. 445 00:21:02,982 --> 00:21:06,118 I mean, if you were comparing me with the other dogs, 446 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,286 I wouldn't come up lacking, let's just say that. 447 00:21:08,288 --> 00:21:10,823 Hey. 448 00:21:10,825 --> 00:21:12,524 Okay. 449 00:21:12,526 --> 00:21:15,227 That's an impressive résumé. 450 00:21:15,229 --> 00:21:16,995 Good luck, Philippe. I'm really glad you're back. 451 00:21:16,997 --> 00:21:18,462 Wow. 452 00:21:18,464 --> 00:21:21,400 She's gorgeous. I bet she cleans up at this thing. 453 00:21:21,402 --> 00:21:22,668 Ladies and gentlemen, 454 00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:26,071 Canini Invitational's reigning Best in Show winners, 455 00:21:26,073 --> 00:21:29,208 Chauncey Middleton and Dante. 456 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,308 - Hello, hello. - Who's that? 457 00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:32,210 That is, uh... 458 00:21:32,212 --> 00:21:33,947 Oh, that's Dante. He's really cool. 459 00:21:35,015 --> 00:21:36,785 He's won every show since... 460 00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:39,951 basically since Philippe went crazy. 461 00:21:39,953 --> 00:21:43,354 Oh, man, that was hilarious. 462 00:21:43,356 --> 00:21:45,323 Y-You know, Shouldn't you be locked up? 463 00:21:45,325 --> 00:21:46,161 Thank you. 464 00:21:47,995 --> 00:21:49,628 Is that my little Philippe? 465 00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:52,264 You traitor! 466 00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:55,167 Ouch. Get off, you mutt. 467 00:21:55,169 --> 00:21:57,102 That is so Philippe. 468 00:22:00,207 --> 00:22:03,475 Hey, grandpa, you do not bite my person. 469 00:22:03,477 --> 00:22:07,246 Your person stole my dreams and ruined my life. 470 00:22:07,248 --> 00:22:09,881 You abandoned me! 471 00:22:09,883 --> 00:22:11,984 - You abandoned me. - Come, Dante. 472 00:22:11,986 --> 00:22:14,085 This dog is in desperate need of some training. 473 00:22:14,087 --> 00:22:16,020 Or better yet to be "put to sleep." 474 00:22:16,022 --> 00:22:17,322 What did you say to him? 475 00:22:19,093 --> 00:22:20,359 Let it go. 476 00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:22,427 This competition is of no consequence 477 00:22:22,429 --> 00:22:24,929 in the grand scheme of existence. 478 00:22:24,931 --> 00:22:28,533 "You only lose what you cling to." Aristotle. 479 00:22:28,535 --> 00:22:32,070 Deep. Hey, why does that dog need a bodyguard? 480 00:22:32,072 --> 00:22:35,140 Karma is worth more than a million dollars. 481 00:22:35,142 --> 00:22:38,442 There have been disappearances in the past. 482 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,678 Hmm? 483 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,581 Maybe it's not only the panda they're after. 484 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,083 I'm just looking for a panda. I need a panda. 485 00:22:45,085 --> 00:22:46,919 Gosh, is it hot in here or is it me? 486 00:22:46,921 --> 00:22:48,387 Is it hot? Are you hot? I'm hot. 487 00:22:48,389 --> 00:22:51,555 A lot more where that came from. Not a lot, I mean, but some. 488 00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:53,158 You seem untrustworthy. 489 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,525 Do you have any idea 490 00:22:54,527 --> 00:22:57,395 where I might find something in a bear, Chinese? 491 00:22:57,397 --> 00:22:59,965 The cure for cancer lies within them. 492 00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:01,400 Oh. Good. 493 00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:04,939 Just got in a new shipment of unmarked bills. 494 00:23:06,373 --> 00:23:09,608 You sound like you know the true value of... 495 00:23:09,610 --> 00:23:12,945 rare animals, Mr. Upstill, is it? 496 00:23:12,947 --> 00:23:14,679 Yes, well, like I always say, 497 00:23:14,681 --> 00:23:16,381 if you can't kill and mount it, 498 00:23:16,383 --> 00:23:18,050 might as well collect and breed it. 499 00:23:18,052 --> 00:23:19,320 Yes, yes. 500 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:25,023 Would you like to come to a little party tomorrow night? 501 00:23:25,025 --> 00:23:28,192 It's in a warehouse on the outskirts of town. 502 00:23:28,194 --> 00:23:31,164 I think you'll find exactly what you are looking for. 503 00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:33,198 Toodles. 504 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,535 I have a phone call to make. 505 00:23:41,075 --> 00:23:43,141 Hello? 506 00:23:43,143 --> 00:23:45,110 Tomorrow night, is it? 507 00:23:45,112 --> 00:23:46,711 Good. 508 00:23:46,713 --> 00:23:49,981 Well, now you've got me panda-sitting in a damp warehouse. 509 00:23:49,983 --> 00:23:53,352 I mean, we are in Vegas, and I was hoping that we could be doing... 510 00:23:53,354 --> 00:23:54,553 Guv'nor? 511 00:23:54,555 --> 00:23:56,287 Guv'nor? 512 00:24:01,295 --> 00:24:03,762 Oi, fluffy. 513 00:24:03,764 --> 00:24:07,565 You and me are expecting some company at the party tomorrow night. 514 00:24:07,567 --> 00:24:10,168 Some posh buyers are coming over to take a look at the fancy merchandise. 515 00:24:12,172 --> 00:24:14,739 Meanwhile, I'm stuck here eating cold pizza 516 00:24:14,741 --> 00:24:17,676 while the boss is hobnobbing at the bleeding Caesars' pool. 517 00:24:17,678 --> 00:24:19,510 There you are. 518 00:24:19,512 --> 00:24:22,613 You missed it. I did some pretty good police work over there, so... 519 00:24:22,615 --> 00:24:24,548 Well, good. I see you found your dog. That's something. 520 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,418 Hi. How's it going? Hi. 521 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:29,187 Yeah, well, you know, I am an FBI agent, so... 522 00:24:29,189 --> 00:24:31,422 - Is that papillon with you? - Enchanté. 523 00:24:31,424 --> 00:24:33,190 Did you borrow it or something? 524 00:24:33,192 --> 00:24:35,727 No, no, no. He just kind of came with Max. I don't... 525 00:24:35,729 --> 00:24:38,697 Okay, well, if I'm not mistaken, that dog is a three-time world champion. 526 00:24:38,699 --> 00:24:40,198 That dog? 527 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,333 You don't know anything about that dog? 528 00:24:42,335 --> 00:24:44,302 No. What do I know from dogs? 529 00:24:44,304 --> 00:24:47,205 Okay, look, they told me about this whole situation with the stolen baby panda, 530 00:24:47,207 --> 00:24:50,175 and I don't know why they'd be trying to sell her here, but I am happy to help. 531 00:24:50,177 --> 00:24:51,676 Great. Thank you. 532 00:24:51,678 --> 00:24:53,178 But if we're gonna pull this off, 533 00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:55,479 you need to follow everything I say. 534 00:24:55,481 --> 00:24:57,314 Okay. I'm kind of the lead agent on this... 535 00:24:57,316 --> 00:24:59,383 I'm sorry, are you arguing with me already? 536 00:24:59,385 --> 00:25:03,154 If you wanna look like a real dog handler, you have to follow everything I say. 537 00:25:03,156 --> 00:25:04,422 Okay. 538 00:25:04,424 --> 00:25:06,425 Tomorrow morning. 539 00:25:06,427 --> 00:25:08,459 Don't be late. 540 00:25:08,461 --> 00:25:10,195 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 541 00:25:10,197 --> 00:25:12,096 This is weird. 542 00:25:12,098 --> 00:25:14,533 Yes. You about to get trained, boy. 543 00:25:19,373 --> 00:25:20,839 Huh. 544 00:25:20,841 --> 00:25:23,641 Can you believe all this luxury and excess 545 00:25:23,643 --> 00:25:25,643 just because of a stupid dog show? 546 00:25:25,645 --> 00:25:28,145 Isn't this wonderful? 547 00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:31,449 The beautiful view, the Snausage and cheese platter, 548 00:25:31,451 --> 00:25:33,818 the toilette filled with champagne. 549 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:36,023 Maybe not champagne. 550 00:25:37,391 --> 00:25:39,256 No, no, no, no. 551 00:25:39,258 --> 00:25:41,595 I don't do animals on the bed. Come on, get out. 552 00:25:43,797 --> 00:25:46,664 Were you always wearing that robe? 553 00:25:48,501 --> 00:25:49,668 What are you doing? 554 00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:51,202 I am a dog. 555 00:25:51,204 --> 00:25:52,504 He is human. 556 00:25:52,506 --> 00:25:54,206 This is what nature intended. 557 00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:55,407 Not for me. 558 00:25:55,409 --> 00:25:57,476 Are you sure you will not join us? 559 00:25:57,478 --> 00:25:59,544 Plenty of room for trois. 560 00:25:59,546 --> 00:26:01,813 No, thanks. I'm fine on the floor. 561 00:26:01,815 --> 00:26:04,619 Always have been and always will be. 562 00:26:10,223 --> 00:26:11,758 Oh. 563 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,495 Welcome to the Canini Invitational, 564 00:26:16,497 --> 00:26:19,534 where we celebrate these noble creatures. 565 00:26:21,168 --> 00:26:23,668 Only the top 50 dogs in the world 566 00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:26,106 are invited to compete in the Canini... 567 00:26:27,641 --> 00:26:32,113 making it the world's most exclusive canine competition. 568 00:26:33,412 --> 00:26:36,515 And only one will leave this weekend 569 00:26:36,517 --> 00:26:39,316 as the Canini Invitational's 570 00:26:39,318 --> 00:26:42,690 Best in Show! 571 00:26:54,902 --> 00:26:57,138 Number one! 572 00:26:58,305 --> 00:27:00,304 Yeah, that's right. 573 00:27:00,306 --> 00:27:02,276 Bow to the king. 574 00:27:03,844 --> 00:27:06,210 Did you hear that Misty got fixed last week? 575 00:27:06,212 --> 00:27:08,412 Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber baby buggy bumpers. 576 00:27:08,414 --> 00:27:10,215 Wait. Butt implants? 577 00:27:10,217 --> 00:27:12,784 Golden retriever? Not a real golden. 578 00:27:12,786 --> 00:27:14,952 Turns out he wasn't neutered after all. 579 00:27:14,954 --> 00:27:16,854 Toy boat. Stay focused, Janice. 580 00:27:16,856 --> 00:27:17,825 Stay focused, Janice. 581 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,193 Are you sure we in the right place? 582 00:27:22,195 --> 00:27:23,428 Pourquoi? 583 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:25,462 'Cause seeing all these clowns, 584 00:27:25,464 --> 00:27:28,967 I could have swore we were backstage at a Cirque du Soleil. 585 00:27:28,969 --> 00:27:31,268 With those jokes, you will not make many friends. 586 00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:32,469 Excuse me. 587 00:27:32,471 --> 00:27:34,573 I'm not here to make friends. 588 00:27:34,575 --> 00:27:36,841 I'm here to find enemies, okay? 589 00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:39,811 I got 72 hours to make good on a promise I made. 590 00:27:39,813 --> 00:27:42,913 - Welcome to the Canini, Mr. Upstill. - Come on, guys. 591 00:27:42,915 --> 00:27:45,417 - So how does this work? - There are three rounds. 592 00:27:45,419 --> 00:27:47,919 In the first, the dogs compete against their own breed. 593 00:27:47,921 --> 00:27:49,888 Then, in round two, all the Best of Breed winners 594 00:27:49,890 --> 00:27:51,590 compete against each other for Best of Group. 595 00:27:51,592 --> 00:27:53,592 - So what group is he? - Working. 596 00:27:53,594 --> 00:27:55,293 But he's not going to win in any group 597 00:27:55,295 --> 00:27:57,228 because he's bow-legged, roach-backed, 598 00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:59,831 and he smells like he hasn't been washed in months. 599 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,600 She says that like it's a bad thing. 600 00:28:01,602 --> 00:28:03,634 Only if you want to win. 601 00:28:03,636 --> 00:28:06,004 Oh, hi, Philippe. Uh, Max. 602 00:28:06,006 --> 00:28:07,439 Wait, Mattie's your owner? 603 00:28:07,441 --> 00:28:09,573 No, no. She's my handler. 604 00:28:09,575 --> 00:28:11,843 Though since we're on the road 40 weeks a year together, 605 00:28:11,845 --> 00:28:13,711 she feels like my big sister. 606 00:28:13,713 --> 00:28:16,814 But most important is the relationship between handler and dog. 607 00:28:16,816 --> 00:28:19,351 - Is he your handler? - No. More of an assistant. 608 00:28:19,353 --> 00:28:21,285 Ow. Ow. 609 00:28:21,287 --> 00:28:22,519 Make that a rescue. 610 00:28:22,521 --> 00:28:23,957 So where do we start? 611 00:28:25,592 --> 00:28:26,958 Square one. 612 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,260 - ♫ Big girls don't cry ♫ - Whoa. 613 00:28:31,464 --> 00:28:32,730 Watch it, French fry. 614 00:28:35,402 --> 00:28:37,002 - Yeah, okay. - Open. 615 00:28:38,639 --> 00:28:40,372 - He got you, huh? - Yeah, he got me. 616 00:28:40,374 --> 00:28:42,306 Scrub it in there. Good. 617 00:28:42,308 --> 00:28:44,042 - I got this, yeah. - Keep coming. 618 00:28:44,044 --> 00:28:47,012 - I'm gonna get you clean yet. - Three, two... 619 00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:52,383 You waited for me to get back here for that, didn't you? 620 00:28:52,385 --> 00:28:53,787 Ooh. My eyes, they burn. 621 00:28:56,022 --> 00:28:58,355 Gotta say, can't improve on perfection. 622 00:28:58,357 --> 00:28:59,623 What's that? 623 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,525 It's, uh, bikini wax. 624 00:29:01,527 --> 00:29:04,362 When the judges look under the tail, it's important they have a clean view. 625 00:29:04,364 --> 00:29:06,898 Well, in that case, allow me. 626 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:08,699 - Hey, what's that? - Oh. 627 00:29:08,701 --> 00:29:10,602 - It looks kind of sticky. - Um... 628 00:29:10,604 --> 00:29:12,836 - Uh-oh. - It's payback time. 629 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:15,739 Hey, wait. What's he doing back there? 630 00:29:15,741 --> 00:29:17,542 - The pain passes... - Philippe! 631 00:29:17,544 --> 00:29:19,009 but the beauty, she remains. 632 00:29:19,011 --> 00:29:20,512 Wait. What? 633 00:29:27,787 --> 00:29:30,689 Sorry, pal. 634 00:29:30,691 --> 00:29:32,690 Although you are ready for beach season. 635 00:29:32,692 --> 00:29:34,359 Uh-huh. Laugh it up, Frank, 636 00:29:34,361 --> 00:29:36,393 but you best sleep with one eye open tonight. 637 00:29:36,395 --> 00:29:38,563 All right, Philippe, let's show them how it's done. 638 00:29:38,565 --> 00:29:41,800 Get your books, Maxwell. You are about to go to school. 639 00:29:41,802 --> 00:29:44,736 When you're in competition, it's all about details. Going the extra mile. 640 00:29:44,738 --> 00:29:46,806 Oui. You do not win by blending in. 641 00:29:48,075 --> 00:29:50,443 You win by being the star. 642 00:29:52,879 --> 00:29:55,546 Max and Frank, you wanna try? 643 00:29:55,548 --> 00:29:56,914 All right. 644 00:29:58,785 --> 00:30:00,985 Okay, so you don't wanna mount the dog. 645 00:30:00,987 --> 00:30:03,356 I'm not gonna mount the dog. I'm gonna put the thing on. 646 00:30:04,624 --> 00:30:05,957 - Okay, be careful. - I got it. 647 00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:08,125 You and your dog have to be in sync at all times. 648 00:30:08,127 --> 00:30:09,861 Not in this lifetime. 649 00:30:09,863 --> 00:30:12,697 - Trust each other and move as one. - All right. 650 00:30:12,699 --> 00:30:14,698 Hey, hey, hey, Max, hold up. 651 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:15,866 Hold up. Just be cool. 652 00:30:15,868 --> 00:30:19,871 Ugh. Whoever bred you needs to have their license revoked. 653 00:30:19,873 --> 00:30:22,806 What's that, Dante? I know you ain't talking about my mom and dad. 654 00:30:22,808 --> 00:30:25,977 Hey, everyone. Max thinks his mom and dad are breeders. 655 00:30:25,979 --> 00:30:27,144 Okay, that's it. 656 00:30:27,146 --> 00:30:28,880 Max. 657 00:30:28,882 --> 00:30:30,814 - Heel. Heel. - You want me to heel? 658 00:30:30,816 --> 00:30:32,784 - Fine, I'll show you heel. - Max, quit goofing around. 659 00:30:32,786 --> 00:30:35,085 Hey, let go. Let go. Whoa! 660 00:30:37,124 --> 00:30:39,823 Down! Stand down, Officer. Officer, stand down. 661 00:30:41,961 --> 00:30:43,698 ...main stage, please. Rottweilers... 662 00:30:44,864 --> 00:30:45,865 Uh-oh. 663 00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:51,035 This is gonna be hilarious. 664 00:30:51,037 --> 00:30:52,804 Thank you. 665 00:30:52,806 --> 00:30:55,038 - This is how we play. - Yeah. 666 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,108 Cameras, focus on the new guy. It's gonna be a top ten. 667 00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:58,709 Thank you. 668 00:30:58,711 --> 00:31:00,144 Corgis. Congratulations, ma'am. 669 00:31:00,146 --> 00:31:01,946 Rottweilers, up this way, please. 670 00:31:01,948 --> 00:31:04,181 - Miss Smith, thank you so much for joining us. - Hi, Larry. Thanks. 671 00:31:04,183 --> 00:31:06,583 New guy. Mr., uh... 672 00:31:06,585 --> 00:31:09,487 - Upstill. - You've been put down here where it's safe. 673 00:31:09,489 --> 00:31:11,956 Yeah, sorry about before. We were just trying a new trick. 674 00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:13,794 Come on, Philippe. 675 00:31:15,528 --> 00:31:17,528 Cassius is a five-time world champion. 676 00:31:17,530 --> 00:31:19,999 I'm not saying that to scare you or anything. Guys, good luck, okay? 677 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:23,700 Do you hear that? Five-time champion. 678 00:31:23,702 --> 00:31:26,571 If we get knocked out, we'll lose our access and maybe never find Ling Li. 679 00:31:26,573 --> 00:31:30,208 Hey, man. Can somebody please tell me why they all look the same? 680 00:31:30,210 --> 00:31:33,611 Most likely because they are all from the same champion bloodline. 681 00:31:33,613 --> 00:31:34,813 Really? 682 00:31:34,815 --> 00:31:36,547 Like one big family? 683 00:31:36,549 --> 00:31:38,850 Yes, in a sense, I suppose. Yes. 684 00:31:38,852 --> 00:31:41,518 - Hmm. - Very good. Mr. Upstill. 685 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,455 Mr. Upstill. 686 00:31:43,457 --> 00:31:45,122 Ladies and gentlemen, 687 00:31:45,124 --> 00:31:49,561 please welcome to the arena that noble breed, 688 00:31:49,563 --> 00:31:52,897 those fearless loyal protectors 689 00:31:52,899 --> 00:31:54,798 the rottweilers. 690 00:32:05,679 --> 00:32:09,617 Returning champion Cassius is clearly the top dog in this category. 691 00:32:11,116 --> 00:32:13,618 But Hans made a strong showing last year 692 00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:16,254 and is looking to take the crown this time around. 693 00:32:16,256 --> 00:32:20,024 All eyes are on the judge as he calls up the first contestant, 694 00:32:20,026 --> 00:32:21,892 veteran competitor Sadie, 695 00:32:21,894 --> 00:32:23,129 to begin the examination. 696 00:32:26,165 --> 00:32:27,200 Huh. 697 00:32:30,135 --> 00:32:31,768 Hey. Hey. 698 00:32:31,770 --> 00:32:34,639 You guys notice anything unusual going on? 699 00:32:34,641 --> 00:32:36,940 Hans had some work done... again, 700 00:32:36,942 --> 00:32:39,244 but there's nothing unusual about that. 701 00:32:39,246 --> 00:32:42,679 I noticed how unusually hot Daisy looks this year. 702 00:32:42,681 --> 00:32:44,716 I smell a playdate. 703 00:32:44,718 --> 00:32:48,186 Daisy don't go rotty, and she certainly don't go for losers. 704 00:32:48,188 --> 00:32:51,890 Has anyone ever told you guys that you have a real resemblance? 705 00:32:51,892 --> 00:32:53,190 You guys aren't related, are you? 706 00:32:53,192 --> 00:32:55,627 Course not. I'm from Tennessee. 707 00:32:55,629 --> 00:32:56,894 And I'm from Chicago. 708 00:32:56,896 --> 00:32:58,228 Originally? 709 00:32:58,230 --> 00:33:00,631 Well, no. Originally I was adopted. 710 00:33:00,633 --> 00:33:03,234 - Hey, same. Me too. - You don't say. From where? 711 00:33:03,236 --> 00:33:05,169 - Hopkinsville, Kentucky. - Hopkinsville, Kentucky. 712 00:33:05,171 --> 00:33:07,839 Hey, I'm from Hopkinsville too. 713 00:33:07,841 --> 00:33:09,940 Me too, before I moved to Deutschland. 714 00:33:09,942 --> 00:33:12,009 - Well, when are your birthdays? - April 19. 715 00:33:12,011 --> 00:33:13,911 April 19. 716 00:33:13,913 --> 00:33:15,045 That means you're... 717 00:33:15,047 --> 00:33:16,714 Brothers! 718 00:33:16,716 --> 00:33:18,783 I once had a litter in Hopkinsville. 719 00:33:18,785 --> 00:33:20,552 Oh, my God. Could it be? 720 00:33:20,554 --> 00:33:22,186 Mama! 721 00:33:22,188 --> 00:33:23,587 My puppies! 722 00:33:23,589 --> 00:33:25,756 What did I miss? 723 00:33:25,758 --> 00:33:28,293 Clearly a disqualifiable offense. 724 00:33:28,295 --> 00:33:30,064 Let's see what the judges decide. 725 00:33:31,030 --> 00:33:32,162 You're number one. 726 00:33:32,164 --> 00:33:33,598 Oh, yeah. 727 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,998 - And newcomer Max wins. - What? 728 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,101 Whoo-hoo! Max! That's my best friend. 729 00:33:37,103 --> 00:33:39,170 - Number one. - This is unprecedented 730 00:33:39,172 --> 00:33:43,608 in Canini Invitational history as the entire field forfeits. 731 00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:46,777 Okay, that was incredible. How did he do that? 732 00:33:46,779 --> 00:33:49,179 Max? I was the one holding the leash. 733 00:33:49,181 --> 00:33:52,984 - Yeah, but... - Max, that was very unsportsmanlike. 734 00:33:52,986 --> 00:33:54,318 Tell that to Ling Li. 735 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,087 Besides, it was a good thing I did out there today. 736 00:33:57,089 --> 00:34:00,291 Warms my heart to see that family reunited. 737 00:34:00,293 --> 00:34:03,695 Huh. You're different than other show dogs, aren't you? 738 00:34:03,697 --> 00:34:06,800 I'm a mutt of many mysteries. 739 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,681 - Right-hand drive? - Straight from London, baby. 740 00:34:23,683 --> 00:34:26,083 This is so exciting. My first stakeout. 741 00:34:26,085 --> 00:34:27,852 This don't smell right. 742 00:34:27,854 --> 00:34:30,120 What kind of party is in an abandoned warehouse, huh? 743 00:34:30,122 --> 00:34:32,991 A very exclusive one, of course. 744 00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:42,366 ♫ This is your heart ♫ 745 00:34:42,368 --> 00:34:44,301 ♫ It's alive ♫ 746 00:34:44,303 --> 00:34:46,069 Whoa. Definitely a party. 747 00:34:46,071 --> 00:34:47,237 Oh, I love it. 748 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,239 The glamour, the fashion. 749 00:34:49,241 --> 00:34:51,408 The toilet water. 750 00:34:51,410 --> 00:34:53,243 All right, here's the plan. 751 00:34:53,245 --> 00:34:55,245 I'm gonna see who tries to sell me that panda. 752 00:34:59,685 --> 00:35:01,285 - Try not to blow my cover. - Oh, yeah? 753 00:35:01,287 --> 00:35:04,821 Well, while you're off chasing your tail, I'll be cracking this case. 754 00:35:04,823 --> 00:35:06,190 Why am I talking to dogs? 755 00:35:08,928 --> 00:35:12,129 Ooh-ho-ho. I've got you this time. 756 00:35:12,131 --> 00:35:14,332 What is all this talk about the panda? 757 00:35:14,334 --> 00:35:16,433 That is on a need-to-know basis. 758 00:35:16,435 --> 00:35:18,169 Ooh! Silly me. 759 00:35:18,171 --> 00:35:21,339 I forgot I was stuck with a hard-bitten cop who trusts no one. 760 00:35:21,341 --> 00:35:23,774 Oh, there you are. 761 00:35:23,776 --> 00:35:25,910 Thought this was VIP. What, do you know the bouncer? 762 00:35:25,912 --> 00:35:27,678 Wellington Upstill. 763 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,214 Uh, I wanted to introduce you to a client of mine. 764 00:35:30,216 --> 00:35:32,917 This is Señor Gabriel and his dog Karma. 765 00:35:32,919 --> 00:35:34,752 What's up, boy-boy? 766 00:35:34,754 --> 00:35:36,187 Well, that's some dog. 767 00:35:36,189 --> 00:35:37,821 He's my best friend. 768 00:35:37,823 --> 00:35:39,790 The only one who loves me unconditionally. 769 00:35:39,792 --> 00:35:42,893 Well, that's great that you two have that connection. 770 00:35:49,069 --> 00:35:51,005 I'm sorry, Gabe. Where did you say you were from? 771 00:35:52,439 --> 00:35:53,804 Here and there. 772 00:35:59,111 --> 00:36:00,911 Dang, that photographer's slippery. 773 00:36:00,913 --> 00:36:02,714 - Where did he go? - Whoo-hoo! Max! 774 00:36:02,716 --> 00:36:05,415 Whoo! Buddy, you were incredible today. 775 00:36:06,986 --> 00:36:09,286 How did you get to be so alpha? 776 00:36:09,288 --> 00:36:11,355 Um, by not caring. 777 00:36:11,357 --> 00:36:13,957 - Not caring? Seriously? - Hmm? 778 00:36:13,959 --> 00:36:16,426 Now, what do we have here? 779 00:36:16,428 --> 00:36:20,364 Bodyguard. Bodyguard by the door. 780 00:36:20,366 --> 00:36:22,399 I gotta get me in that room. 781 00:36:22,401 --> 00:36:24,368 I need some kind of distraction. 782 00:36:24,370 --> 00:36:26,471 Maxwell, are you listening to me? 783 00:36:26,473 --> 00:36:29,940 - Hey, how come there's no dogs in the pool? - The night before a competition? 784 00:36:29,942 --> 00:36:31,442 Please. The mats. 785 00:36:31,444 --> 00:36:33,344 The tangles. The pH balance. 786 00:36:33,346 --> 00:36:35,078 That's all I needed to hear. 787 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,082 Maxwell, what are you doing? 788 00:36:38,084 --> 00:36:40,888 I'm getting this party started! 789 00:36:42,355 --> 00:36:45,022 Ahhh! That feels good. 790 00:36:45,024 --> 00:36:47,190 - Huh? - Outrageous. 791 00:36:47,192 --> 00:36:49,227 - Can he do that? - Gee, I-I don't know. 792 00:36:49,229 --> 00:36:51,995 - Oh, boy. - Daisy, isn't that your boy in the swimming pool? 793 00:36:51,997 --> 00:36:54,899 - No. You know I don't go for bad boys. - Mm-hmm. 794 00:36:54,901 --> 00:36:56,100 Are you crazy? 795 00:36:56,102 --> 00:36:58,301 Do you want us all to be replaced by CGI? 796 00:36:58,303 --> 00:36:59,837 - Oh! - Oh, man. 797 00:36:59,839 --> 00:37:02,373 Well, this event's becoming dreadfully common. 798 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:04,174 Cowabunga! 799 00:37:04,176 --> 00:37:06,243 - Wanna do it? - Oh, yeah, sure. You betcha. 800 00:37:06,245 --> 00:37:09,881 - Come on, everybody. - This is not Canini. This is chaos. 801 00:37:09,883 --> 00:37:11,882 It's a pool party! 802 00:37:11,884 --> 00:37:14,252 - Yeah! - What are you waiting for, Sprinkles? 803 00:37:14,254 --> 00:37:15,322 Oh, pugs don't float. 804 00:37:17,489 --> 00:37:19,089 Whoo! 805 00:37:19,091 --> 00:37:20,324 Oh! Oh, watch out. 806 00:37:20,326 --> 00:37:21,558 Oh, gosh. 807 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,127 Cannonball! 808 00:37:23,129 --> 00:37:25,096 Hurry, hurry! 809 00:37:25,098 --> 00:37:29,902 Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! 810 00:37:31,270 --> 00:37:36,075 Mm-hmm! That is some fine canine. 811 00:37:38,143 --> 00:37:40,978 - Get the dog out of the pool! - Good. Now to get in that room. 812 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:45,149 Impressive, but maybe you should save your big splash for the final competition. 813 00:37:45,151 --> 00:37:47,451 Huh. Got any more insider tips you could share? 814 00:37:47,453 --> 00:37:49,986 Maybe. If the price is right. 815 00:37:49,988 --> 00:37:52,056 Let me see what I can do. 816 00:37:52,058 --> 00:37:56,194 Tell you what, meet me outside the hotel after Mattie goes to sleep. 817 00:37:56,196 --> 00:37:58,862 Now, if you'll excuse me, I got some business to take care of. 818 00:38:00,399 --> 00:38:02,966 Congratulations, gentlemen. 819 00:38:02,968 --> 00:38:05,937 You will soon be in possession of this year's Best in Show. 820 00:38:05,939 --> 00:38:06,971 Best in Show? 821 00:38:06,973 --> 00:38:07,941 Whoa. 822 00:38:09,142 --> 00:38:10,810 Uh-oh. 823 00:38:12,078 --> 00:38:14,214 Think of something, Max. 824 00:38:24,489 --> 00:38:26,991 Inbreeding. 825 00:38:26,993 --> 00:38:28,828 There's that ringtone. 826 00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:34,232 Oh, I got you now. 827 00:38:34,234 --> 00:38:36,600 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. 828 00:38:36,602 --> 00:38:38,569 The deal's closed. Three million. 829 00:38:38,571 --> 00:38:41,339 You're gonna love it. It's one of the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen. 830 00:38:41,341 --> 00:38:44,442 - Let's see. - We got it. I'll be there. 831 00:38:44,444 --> 00:38:47,210 - Yeah, got the money. - We have spoken at length. 832 00:38:47,212 --> 00:38:49,247 Which one of you has my panda? 833 00:38:49,249 --> 00:38:51,315 Bear? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 834 00:38:51,317 --> 00:38:54,484 Don't worry. 835 00:38:54,486 --> 00:38:57,654 I'll have the panda all prettied up by the time them buyers get here. 836 00:38:57,656 --> 00:38:59,290 What's that? 837 00:38:59,292 --> 00:39:00,957 Ten minutes, is it? 838 00:39:00,959 --> 00:39:03,227 We'll be ready. No problem. 839 00:39:03,229 --> 00:39:05,562 There you are. I quit. 840 00:39:05,564 --> 00:39:07,931 I am finished being your teacher, Maxwell. 841 00:39:07,933 --> 00:39:09,933 You are cynical, overbearing. 842 00:39:09,935 --> 00:39:12,904 You have no friends. You cannot work with partners. 843 00:39:12,906 --> 00:39:15,339 - You trust no one. You... - You done? 844 00:39:15,341 --> 00:39:16,940 Tell me what is going on! 845 00:39:16,942 --> 00:39:18,308 All right, all right. 846 00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:20,076 I'm working a kidnapping case. 847 00:39:20,078 --> 00:39:22,145 A baby panda was stolen from her mother, 848 00:39:22,147 --> 00:39:24,649 and the people who did it are somewhere at this party. 849 00:39:24,651 --> 00:39:26,449 Best in Show, eh? 850 00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:29,152 Really? Okay, an extra cage? 851 00:39:29,154 --> 00:39:31,154 Right. Talk later. 852 00:39:31,156 --> 00:39:32,124 Oi, Fluffy. 853 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,527 No. 854 00:39:37,529 --> 00:39:40,167 Ling Li, I'm talking to you. Wait there, you little moppet. 855 00:39:41,366 --> 00:39:42,533 Ling Li? 856 00:39:42,535 --> 00:39:44,335 No. No, Fluffy. 857 00:39:44,337 --> 00:39:45,636 - No, Fluffy. No, no. - Wee! 858 00:39:45,638 --> 00:39:47,038 Fluffy. 859 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,638 Hi. 860 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,140 I shall help you, Maxwell. 861 00:39:50,142 --> 00:39:52,076 Uh, okay. Great. 862 00:39:52,078 --> 00:39:54,344 And I shall help you too. 863 00:39:54,346 --> 00:39:57,147 Maybe it's not the worst idea to get some help. 864 00:39:57,149 --> 00:39:58,248 - Yes. - Okay, then. 865 00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,417 - I'm deputizing both of you. - Really? 866 00:40:00,419 --> 00:40:02,953 So freaking alpha! 867 00:40:02,955 --> 00:40:06,991 Spread out. You see anything suspicious, report immediately to your CO. 868 00:40:06,993 --> 00:40:08,725 - Yes, sir. - I accept. 869 00:40:08,727 --> 00:40:10,393 But I get to be the bad cop. 870 00:40:10,395 --> 00:40:11,297 Fluffy! 871 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:17,234 Fluffy. Fluffy. 872 00:40:17,236 --> 00:40:18,438 Fluffy? 873 00:40:20,006 --> 00:40:22,006 Excuse me. Excuse me. 874 00:40:22,008 --> 00:40:24,241 Get out of my way. Ling Li, where you gone? 875 00:40:24,243 --> 00:40:25,542 Where are you? Ling Li. 876 00:40:25,544 --> 00:40:27,243 Okay, one second. 877 00:40:27,245 --> 00:40:29,647 I need you to guarantee we can deliver Best in Show. 878 00:40:29,649 --> 00:40:31,982 Whose life are you ruining now, Chauncey? 879 00:40:31,984 --> 00:40:34,250 - Can we get a selfie with you? - Oh, well, if you insist. 880 00:40:34,252 --> 00:40:35,486 Ahh! 881 00:40:35,488 --> 00:40:36,888 Cute. 882 00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:40,690 Mon Dieu. I look like the crazed ferret. The world can never see. 883 00:40:40,692 --> 00:40:42,525 - Get back here! - Ling Li. 884 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,631 I'm on your tail, suspicious dude. 885 00:40:46,031 --> 00:40:47,531 - Oh! - Sorry, love. Excuse me. 886 00:40:49,267 --> 00:40:51,402 Whoo! Wow! 887 00:40:51,404 --> 00:40:53,337 Whoa! I didn't know dogs could climb trees. 888 00:40:53,339 --> 00:40:54,571 Let me just... 889 00:40:54,573 --> 00:40:57,640 Is this cupcake frosting? It is! 890 00:41:00,613 --> 00:41:02,249 Wee! 891 00:41:08,154 --> 00:41:11,022 You gonna lead me straight to that panda, right? 892 00:41:11,024 --> 00:41:12,288 Wait! I'm not done. 893 00:41:12,290 --> 00:41:13,723 Oh, hey, guys. 894 00:41:13,725 --> 00:41:15,493 You investigating frosting too? 895 00:41:15,495 --> 00:41:18,094 You got some behind your ear. I can get that for you if you like. 896 00:41:18,096 --> 00:41:20,133 It'd be my pleasure. 897 00:41:31,143 --> 00:41:33,412 I got you now. 898 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,620 Ow! Hey! 899 00:41:42,622 --> 00:41:44,687 Get off me. What are you doing? 900 00:41:44,689 --> 00:41:48,426 Whoa! Hi there. Sorry. 901 00:41:48,428 --> 00:41:50,326 I knew I should have left you tied up outside. 902 00:41:50,328 --> 00:41:52,064 Yeah, well, I should have tied you up in New York. 903 00:41:56,201 --> 00:41:58,803 I am so glad you could make it, Mr. Upstill. 904 00:41:58,805 --> 00:42:01,205 Yeah, sorry. We were just, you know... 905 00:42:01,207 --> 00:42:02,605 We were... And then she was... 906 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:06,076 But, anyway, thank you for, you know... 907 00:42:06,078 --> 00:42:09,779 I'm just really looking forward to getting a private moment that we... 908 00:42:09,781 --> 00:42:11,549 As am I. 909 00:42:11,551 --> 00:42:14,384 Yes, 'cause we can discuss that matter that we wanted to... 910 00:42:14,386 --> 00:42:15,553 Yes, indeed. 911 00:42:15,555 --> 00:42:18,189 The rare animals. 912 00:42:18,191 --> 00:42:21,524 You know, I have researched all of the competitors, 913 00:42:21,526 --> 00:42:26,096 and I could not help but notice the supremely striking specimen you possess. 914 00:42:26,098 --> 00:42:27,431 Max? 915 00:42:27,433 --> 00:42:33,203 I am giving you the opportunity to breed your dog 916 00:42:33,205 --> 00:42:36,339 with my Old English Whipi-Huahua-Hound. 917 00:42:36,341 --> 00:42:37,707 Your what, now? 918 00:42:37,709 --> 00:42:39,743 Persephone, get out! Come. 919 00:42:39,745 --> 00:42:41,411 Hey. 920 00:42:41,413 --> 00:42:43,747 - The only one in the world. - Uh-huh. 921 00:42:43,749 --> 00:42:46,884 - Isn't she a beauty? - Can I get an amen up in here? 922 00:42:46,886 --> 00:42:48,486 Oh, boy. 923 00:42:48,488 --> 00:42:50,487 - Whoa. - Yeah, you cute. 924 00:42:50,489 --> 00:42:52,556 But I have to work with you first, honey. 925 00:42:52,558 --> 00:42:54,757 You definitely gonna have to lose that tail. 926 00:42:54,759 --> 00:42:58,129 - What? Okay. - And that breath. 927 00:42:58,131 --> 00:43:00,196 You're a toilet drinker, am I right? 928 00:43:00,198 --> 00:43:03,266 Oh, all the time. I mean, I'm completely gross, trust me. 929 00:43:03,268 --> 00:43:05,169 Wait. Hold up. Is that a bald spot? 930 00:43:05,171 --> 00:43:07,571 - Yes. Yes, it is. - You need some Rogaine, honey. 931 00:43:07,573 --> 00:43:09,142 There you are. 932 00:43:10,442 --> 00:43:12,275 Come on, Poopsie. 933 00:43:12,277 --> 00:43:14,578 Oh, Mama's tired. 934 00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:18,248 Let's go home and have some choco-drops, okay? 935 00:43:21,319 --> 00:43:24,420 Persephones do not date baldies, no fools, no long... 936 00:43:24,422 --> 00:43:27,424 Girl, is it hot in here or is it you? 937 00:43:27,426 --> 00:43:30,227 Oh! I'm not touching that. Check, please. 938 00:43:30,229 --> 00:43:32,462 Everything's better with Sprinkles. 939 00:43:32,464 --> 00:43:35,498 Due to the fact that you are too pugly, good-bye. 940 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:38,701 Look, they are bonding already. 941 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:41,605 Can you imagine how glorious their puppies will be? 942 00:43:41,607 --> 00:43:42,906 P-P-Puppies? 943 00:43:42,908 --> 00:43:45,241 I... 944 00:43:48,613 --> 00:43:50,948 No. No, I don't think so. 945 00:43:50,950 --> 00:43:53,417 - What's that? - My dog doesn't wanna do it. 946 00:43:53,419 --> 00:43:56,486 What do you care what your dog wants? 947 00:43:56,488 --> 00:43:57,723 Well... 948 00:43:59,424 --> 00:44:02,593 I think everyone deserves to choose love for themselves, 949 00:44:02,595 --> 00:44:05,328 even if they are a dog. 950 00:44:05,330 --> 00:44:07,698 - Huh. What do you know. - Will you excuse me? 951 00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,433 Persephone, come. 952 00:44:09,435 --> 00:44:12,703 Yes, honey. Sashay away. 953 00:44:12,705 --> 00:44:15,573 We never got a chance to... talk about the... 954 00:44:15,575 --> 00:44:17,308 Crisis averted. 955 00:44:17,310 --> 00:44:18,708 For you and me both. 956 00:44:18,710 --> 00:44:20,643 - So you found the panda? - No. 957 00:44:20,645 --> 00:44:22,446 I destroyed a terrible photo of myself. 958 00:44:22,448 --> 00:44:24,949 Did you learn anything? 959 00:44:24,951 --> 00:44:26,683 Well, I don't know if they're connected, 960 00:44:26,685 --> 00:44:29,219 but something's going down involving the Best in Show winner. 961 00:44:30,589 --> 00:44:32,489 I'm gonna see if I can gain some more insight tonight. 962 00:44:32,491 --> 00:44:33,924 All right, come on. 963 00:44:33,926 --> 00:44:36,328 Hopefully, for Ling Li's sake, tomorrow's a better day. 964 00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:40,598 Whoa! 965 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,236 Hey! Hey! 966 00:44:44,303 --> 00:44:45,603 Come back with my Poopsie! 967 00:44:48,006 --> 00:44:50,574 Oh, Poopsie, there you are. 968 00:44:50,576 --> 00:44:51,478 Come on, Poopsie. 969 00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:57,448 Terribly sorry I'm late, ladies and gentlemen. 970 00:44:57,450 --> 00:44:59,582 The bidding starts at a mere ten million 971 00:44:59,584 --> 00:45:01,719 for this exquisite, 972 00:45:01,721 --> 00:45:05,888 cherished and most beautiful creature. 973 00:45:05,890 --> 00:45:07,690 Can I get ten million? 974 00:45:07,692 --> 00:45:09,692 Ten million from the man in the suit. 975 00:45:35,354 --> 00:45:36,754 You look amazing. 976 00:45:36,756 --> 00:45:38,455 Thank you. 977 00:45:38,457 --> 00:45:41,759 So, the mutt of many mysteries wants some insider show tips. 978 00:45:41,761 --> 00:45:43,560 Yes, I do. 979 00:45:43,562 --> 00:45:45,596 You gotta give me something first. 980 00:45:45,598 --> 00:45:46,830 L-Like what? 981 00:45:46,832 --> 00:45:50,301 Show me what it's like on the outside. 982 00:45:50,303 --> 00:45:51,835 You've never been leash-less, have you? 983 00:45:51,837 --> 00:45:54,304 Don't make fun of me. 984 00:45:54,306 --> 00:45:57,040 So, what do you do when you aren't tied to someone? 985 00:45:57,042 --> 00:45:58,408 Ha! Come on. 986 00:45:59,944 --> 00:46:01,645 - On three. Ready? - Oh, gosh. 987 00:46:01,647 --> 00:46:02,679 - One... - Okay. 988 00:46:02,681 --> 00:46:04,681 - Two... - Oh, I'm going to faint. 989 00:46:04,683 --> 00:46:07,350 Three! Whoo-hoo! 990 00:46:07,352 --> 00:46:09,687 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 991 00:46:09,689 --> 00:46:12,355 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 992 00:46:12,357 --> 00:46:14,757 Yeah! 993 00:46:14,759 --> 00:46:16,060 ♫ Waiting for the moment We can touch ♫ 994 00:46:16,062 --> 00:46:18,027 This is amazing, Max. 995 00:46:18,029 --> 00:46:21,364 - What? - I said this is amazing. 996 00:46:21,366 --> 00:46:23,470 Whoo! Vegas! 997 00:46:27,906 --> 00:46:31,074 - Sean! Sean, wait! - Ta-da! 998 00:46:31,076 --> 00:46:34,011 - Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Sorry! 999 00:46:34,013 --> 00:46:36,316 Whoa! 1000 00:46:38,116 --> 00:46:39,716 Another one. Two. 1001 00:46:39,718 --> 00:46:42,321 Another one. Another one. 1002 00:46:43,723 --> 00:46:46,089 One, two. In the hat. 1003 00:46:46,091 --> 00:46:47,626 There you go. 1004 00:46:48,794 --> 00:46:50,493 Oh. This is some dinner. 1005 00:46:50,495 --> 00:46:52,830 And these are just the appetizers. 1006 00:46:52,832 --> 00:46:54,868 For the main course I have something really special. 1007 00:46:56,067 --> 00:46:58,837 ♫ I'm staying up for love ♫ 1008 00:47:02,073 --> 00:47:04,540 This is so beautiful. 1009 00:47:04,542 --> 00:47:07,911 All right. Dinner is served. 1010 00:47:07,913 --> 00:47:10,814 Oh, my gosh. Garbage. 1011 00:47:10,816 --> 00:47:13,549 - My favorite. - Garbage? No. 1012 00:47:13,551 --> 00:47:17,420 This is the finest New York style hot dog this city has to offer. 1013 00:47:17,422 --> 00:47:20,694 Oh, really? In that case, I can't wait. 1014 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,861 - Ooh. - Oh, whoops. 1015 00:47:25,163 --> 00:47:27,029 This is so romantic. 1016 00:47:27,031 --> 00:47:29,098 He's a-lady- and-the-tramping her. 1017 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:31,067 What? You gotta be kidding me. 1018 00:47:31,069 --> 00:47:33,036 You guys flew all the way out here? 1019 00:47:33,038 --> 00:47:34,638 Of course. Hello! 1020 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,073 We follow all your cases. 1021 00:47:36,075 --> 00:47:37,808 And your kisses. 1022 00:47:37,810 --> 00:47:39,777 - Knock it off. - Max, who are these guys? 1023 00:47:39,779 --> 00:47:42,513 Remember that time you went undercover as an emotional support dog? 1024 00:47:42,515 --> 00:47:44,681 So sensitive. So vulnerable. 1025 00:47:44,683 --> 00:47:45,815 So dreamy. 1026 00:47:45,817 --> 00:47:47,850 - He cried. - That was acting. 1027 00:47:47,852 --> 00:47:51,053 Just an undercover cop doing his job. 1028 00:47:51,055 --> 00:47:52,723 - Get out of here. Scram. - Wait. 1029 00:47:52,725 --> 00:47:54,591 So you're, what, a cop? 1030 00:47:56,828 --> 00:47:58,594 Y-Yes. 1031 00:47:58,596 --> 00:48:00,897 Yes, I am. I'm working undercover. 1032 00:48:00,899 --> 00:48:02,832 As a show dog? 1033 00:48:02,834 --> 00:48:04,835 Yeah. Can you believe it? 1034 00:48:04,837 --> 00:48:06,636 Prancing around in stupid little circles, 1035 00:48:06,638 --> 00:48:09,071 looking pretty, pretending I'm one... 1036 00:48:09,073 --> 00:48:10,640 - One of us? - I know, right? 1037 00:48:10,642 --> 00:48:13,477 Can you imagine me acting all fake and phony? 1038 00:48:13,479 --> 00:48:15,946 Wait. That's what you think being a show dog is? 1039 00:48:15,948 --> 00:48:19,183 Well, yeah. I mean, dogs like me are out there in the streets, 1040 00:48:19,185 --> 00:48:21,884 in the real world, doing the real work, you know? 1041 00:48:21,886 --> 00:48:24,654 Yeah, I do know. 1042 00:48:24,656 --> 00:48:27,491 I know you think this thing that I've devoted my entire life to 1043 00:48:27,493 --> 00:48:30,093 is fake and stupid and shallow. 1044 00:48:30,095 --> 00:48:33,129 And you ask me out here why? 'Cause you like me? 1045 00:48:33,131 --> 00:48:35,165 Well, yeah, Daisy, but I also... 1046 00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:38,835 But you don't respect me or who I am or what I do. 1047 00:48:38,837 --> 00:48:40,837 Come on, Daisy, it's not like that. 1048 00:48:40,839 --> 00:48:43,707 - Good luck on your case, Max. - What? I... 1049 00:48:43,709 --> 00:48:46,743 Daisy, what about the inside infor... Ah. 1050 00:48:46,745 --> 00:48:48,178 Awkward. 1051 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:50,848 You, uh, need a wingman, Max? 1052 00:48:50,850 --> 00:48:52,882 Oh, be strong, Max. 1053 00:48:52,884 --> 00:48:55,721 I won't leave you, ever. 1054 00:49:05,096 --> 00:49:07,498 We've got no suspects, 1055 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,933 and if we get eliminated, we're gonna lose all our access. 1056 00:49:09,935 --> 00:49:12,134 So no pressure then, huh? 1057 00:49:12,136 --> 00:49:14,270 Maybe that perp in New York gave us bad information. 1058 00:49:14,272 --> 00:49:16,906 Maybe the panda was never even here. 1059 00:49:16,908 --> 00:49:18,210 Hmm. 1060 00:49:20,578 --> 00:49:22,513 Your eyebrows always been this uneven? 1061 00:49:22,515 --> 00:49:25,915 Competitors to the main stage in five minutes, please. 1062 00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:27,283 - Five minutes. - Oh, this is not good. 1063 00:49:27,285 --> 00:49:30,520 - Not good at all. - Calm down. 1064 00:49:30,522 --> 00:49:33,623 You are about to go into your biggest challenge yet, 1065 00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:35,091 and you have not prepared at all. 1066 00:49:35,093 --> 00:49:36,727 You will be humiliated. 1067 00:49:36,729 --> 00:49:39,531 Making me nervous isn't gonna make it any better. 1068 00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:44,968 - There we go. - You missed a spot, Frank. 1069 00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:47,806 You know what? I think I missed a spot. 1070 00:49:49,942 --> 00:49:53,277 - Beautiful. - Daisy wins the herding group agility round! 1071 00:49:53,279 --> 00:49:55,678 Hey, Mr. Upstill. 1072 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,248 Please stand by while we reset the stage for the working... 1073 00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:00,149 "Agility round." 1074 00:50:00,151 --> 00:50:02,819 Ho ho. I got this. 1075 00:50:02,821 --> 00:50:04,587 Ladies and gentlemen, 1076 00:50:04,589 --> 00:50:07,658 welcome to the Canini Invitational disc competition. 1077 00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:09,692 - Go, Karma! - Each dog must catch 1078 00:50:09,694 --> 00:50:12,062 and return discs to the judges. 1079 00:50:12,064 --> 00:50:16,033 The first dog to return three discs wins the competition. 1080 00:50:16,035 --> 00:50:18,203 Max, come on! 1081 00:50:23,008 --> 00:50:24,640 What? 1082 00:50:24,642 --> 00:50:26,576 - Whoa. - Nice vertical. 1083 00:50:26,578 --> 00:50:29,011 Dog number two, the rottweiler, has returned all the discs. 1084 00:50:29,013 --> 00:50:31,013 He cannot do that. Can he do that? 1085 00:50:31,015 --> 00:50:32,716 I can't believe my eyes. 1086 00:50:32,718 --> 00:50:34,283 - Let's see what the judges think. - Number one. 1087 00:50:34,285 --> 00:50:35,852 That's right. 1088 00:50:35,854 --> 00:50:37,721 - The rottweiler wins the round. - Yes! 1089 00:50:37,723 --> 00:50:39,989 It's incredible. 1090 00:50:39,991 --> 00:50:41,991 - You blind or what? - Sorry. I'm so sorry. 1091 00:50:41,993 --> 00:50:43,627 Well... Well-played. Thank you. 1092 00:50:43,629 --> 00:50:45,895 Round two. The high jump competition. 1093 00:50:50,768 --> 00:50:52,969 What's this? 1094 00:50:52,971 --> 00:50:56,038 The rottweiler wants the bars set at a new record height. 1095 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,309 Uh-huh. 1096 00:51:01,279 --> 00:51:03,614 Aha! 1097 00:51:03,616 --> 00:51:07,320 I can't believe it. The rottweiler does it again. 1098 00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:10,821 We are witnessing history, folks. 1099 00:51:10,823 --> 00:51:11,857 He's a good jumper. 1100 00:51:13,359 --> 00:51:15,792 - Round three. - Go, Karma. Come on, come on. 1101 00:51:15,794 --> 00:51:20,096 - You can't push the river. It flows on its own. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 1102 00:51:20,098 --> 00:51:24,100 And the komondor has a very good run, putting him in first place. 1103 00:51:24,102 --> 00:51:26,271 Let's see what the rottweiler can do. 1104 00:51:28,941 --> 00:51:33,176 And the rottweiler has an amazing run of 17 seconds. 1105 00:51:33,178 --> 00:51:36,779 Ladies and gentlemen, a new Canini record. 1106 00:51:36,781 --> 00:51:39,049 The final round. 1107 00:51:39,051 --> 00:51:42,386 An assault course combining speed, agility, and intelligence. 1108 00:51:42,388 --> 00:51:46,659 The first dog to get their colored bag back to the judges wins maximum points. 1109 00:51:52,263 --> 00:51:54,364 Hey! 1110 00:51:54,366 --> 00:51:56,699 You like the view? Fresh bikini wax. 1111 00:51:56,701 --> 00:52:00,103 The rottweiler goes up to another competitor's tube. 1112 00:52:00,105 --> 00:52:01,404 Over and out. 1113 00:52:01,406 --> 00:52:02,975 I'm not even sure if that's legal. 1114 00:52:04,776 --> 00:52:07,143 - Step off my tower. - Yes. Sorry. 1115 00:52:07,145 --> 00:52:09,413 And the boxer has taken the lead. 1116 00:52:09,415 --> 00:52:11,748 Dang, how did he get ahead of me? 1117 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:12,952 Here goes nothing. 1118 00:52:14,118 --> 00:52:16,053 And the rottweiler, 1119 00:52:16,055 --> 00:52:20,257 he's jumping and he's... 1120 00:52:20,259 --> 00:52:24,326 - What just happened? - Max, with the buzzer beater from half court. 1121 00:52:24,328 --> 00:52:26,196 This is unprecedented, ladies and gentlemen. 1122 00:52:26,198 --> 00:52:29,866 And the judges are checking the rule books. 1123 00:52:29,868 --> 00:52:31,904 Number one. 1124 00:52:33,071 --> 00:52:35,272 An unknown rottweiler 1125 00:52:35,274 --> 00:52:38,475 is rewriting what it means to be a show dog before our very eyes. 1126 00:52:38,477 --> 00:52:39,843 Good job, buddy! 1127 00:52:39,845 --> 00:52:42,915 Game, set, Max. 1128 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:47,754 - Congratulations, Mr. Upstill. - Thank you. 1129 00:52:51,756 --> 00:52:53,857 Whew! We did it, buddy. You did a great job. 1130 00:52:53,859 --> 00:52:55,926 All right, guys. I'm proud of you. 1131 00:52:55,928 --> 00:52:58,462 - Sorry, Karma. Can't win 'em all. - No worries. 1132 00:52:58,464 --> 00:53:01,297 My happiness is not dependent on outcomes. 1133 00:53:01,299 --> 00:53:03,866 Plus, I have four rings, three finals MVP's, 1134 00:53:03,868 --> 00:53:05,368 15 All-Star appearances, 1135 00:53:05,370 --> 00:53:07,837 and, yes, I'm a Hall of Famer. 1136 00:53:07,839 --> 00:53:09,839 - Namaste. - Okay. 1137 00:53:09,841 --> 00:53:11,475 Mr. Upstill, congratulations. 1138 00:53:11,477 --> 00:53:15,212 - That is one incredible dog. - He is. Thank you. 1139 00:53:15,214 --> 00:53:17,948 - Reset the stage for the toy group, please. - Bravo. 1140 00:53:17,950 --> 00:53:21,250 - What's wrong? - I can't help but to feel pity for these champions. 1141 00:53:21,252 --> 00:53:22,752 Because they lost? 1142 00:53:22,754 --> 00:53:25,788 Because they were denied their glory 1143 00:53:25,790 --> 00:53:28,891 by your unorthodox showboating. 1144 00:53:28,893 --> 00:53:30,761 Oh, come on. It's just a dog show. 1145 00:53:30,763 --> 00:53:32,361 Non, this is more. 1146 00:53:32,363 --> 00:53:35,931 This is the one place you can be proud to be yourself, 1147 00:53:35,933 --> 00:53:38,835 no matter if you are big or fat, 1148 00:53:38,837 --> 00:53:40,337 furry or bald, 1149 00:53:40,339 --> 00:53:44,774 or a tiny papillon from a pig farm in Belgium. 1150 00:53:44,776 --> 00:53:47,978 This is the Canini Invitational. 1151 00:53:47,980 --> 00:53:51,348 It is not just a dog show, monsieur. 1152 00:53:51,350 --> 00:53:53,783 What? What did I say? 1153 00:53:53,785 --> 00:53:56,886 Whoa! That not caring thing is so alpha. 1154 00:53:56,888 --> 00:53:59,122 Oh, man, let me try it. Let me try. 1155 00:53:59,124 --> 00:54:00,824 "Hey, I'm Max. 1156 00:54:00,826 --> 00:54:02,993 You know, dog shows are so stupid. 1157 00:54:02,995 --> 00:54:06,196 I'll probably forget all your names after this weekend, 1158 00:54:06,198 --> 00:54:07,564 except Sprinkles. 1159 00:54:07,566 --> 00:54:09,502 I wish he was my best friend." 1160 00:54:12,270 --> 00:54:15,908 I wish the same thing too, Max. 1161 00:54:17,542 --> 00:54:20,243 Hey, congratulations. It's good. Winning bought you some time. 1162 00:54:20,245 --> 00:54:23,145 Which is a good thing. When it comes to kidnappings, 1163 00:54:23,147 --> 00:54:26,451 - one wrong move could... - ...jeopardize the victim's safety. 1164 00:54:27,953 --> 00:54:29,953 You really know your stuff. 1165 00:54:29,955 --> 00:54:31,324 Unfortunately. 1166 00:54:34,058 --> 00:54:37,462 I never did ask you how you got involved with the FBI. 1167 00:54:38,497 --> 00:54:41,598 A few years ago, um, 1168 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,805 a border collie that I was handling was stolen. 1169 00:54:48,272 --> 00:54:50,006 Really? 1170 00:54:50,008 --> 00:54:52,442 Yeah. Uh, his name was Jasper. 1171 00:54:52,444 --> 00:54:55,377 He was, like, the sweetest thing you ever saw. 1172 00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:57,279 Jasper's a cute name. 1173 00:54:57,281 --> 00:54:59,915 He would run in these little circles around all the kids, 1174 00:54:59,917 --> 00:55:02,285 and I don't know if it's 'cause he thought they were sheep 1175 00:55:02,287 --> 00:55:04,489 or maybe he just thought they were vulnerable, but... 1176 00:55:06,258 --> 00:55:08,960 I think that he just wanted to protect everybody. 1177 00:55:10,529 --> 00:55:12,895 But I couldn't protect him, you know. 1178 00:55:12,897 --> 00:55:15,968 I'm... so sorry. 1179 00:55:22,174 --> 00:55:24,207 Jasper was worth a lot of money, right? 1180 00:55:24,209 --> 00:55:26,609 He's a world champion, so he's worth millions. 1181 00:55:26,611 --> 00:55:29,011 You see, I think this is all connected. 1182 00:55:29,013 --> 00:55:32,117 See, I think these people, they didn't just come here to sell a panda. 1183 00:55:33,986 --> 00:55:35,886 They came here to steal a dog. 1184 00:55:35,888 --> 00:55:38,388 - Okay, but which one? - I don't know. Which one's the most valuable? 1185 00:55:38,390 --> 00:55:40,556 - Whoever wins Best in Show. - Oh, yeah. 1186 00:55:40,558 --> 00:55:42,158 Now we are cooking with gas, people. 1187 00:55:44,328 --> 00:55:46,362 Hola, hola. 1188 00:55:46,364 --> 00:55:49,031 Ah, Gabriel. 1189 00:55:49,033 --> 00:55:50,600 I'm so sorry about Karma. 1190 00:55:50,602 --> 00:55:53,038 Ah. It's what the universe wanted, I suppose. 1191 00:55:54,605 --> 00:55:56,973 - Congratulations, Mr. Upstill. - Thank you. 1192 00:55:56,975 --> 00:55:59,208 Nothing could change how I feel about this guy. 1193 00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:02,478 I don't dwell on the past. The present is its own present. 1194 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,614 I just came to thank you. Really. 1195 00:56:04,616 --> 00:56:06,283 We'll be leaving tomorrow, 1196 00:56:06,285 --> 00:56:08,984 but we wanna reserve your services again for next year. 1197 00:56:08,986 --> 00:56:11,453 Of course. It'd be my pleasure. 1198 00:56:11,455 --> 00:56:14,089 - Thank you, as always, Mattie. - Wet-Naps, lavender scented. 1199 00:56:14,091 --> 00:56:15,961 - Have a good trip. - My friend. 1200 00:56:18,096 --> 00:56:19,498 Let's go. 1201 00:56:20,598 --> 00:56:22,966 - Deputies, on my six. - Yes, sir. 1202 00:56:22,968 --> 00:56:24,236 Ooh. Code. I like it. 1203 00:56:30,509 --> 00:56:33,475 Because I know exactly what I'm doing. Yeah. 1204 00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:36,081 They will have to triple that for a Best in Show. 1205 00:56:38,049 --> 00:56:40,049 Why are we doing this? 1206 00:56:40,051 --> 00:56:42,685 Gabriel is a pillar of the community. 1207 00:56:42,687 --> 00:56:45,721 We're doing this because it's fun. Ha ha! 1208 00:56:45,723 --> 00:56:47,656 Yeah, right. I'm being crazy. 1209 00:56:47,658 --> 00:56:50,993 Half the world uses Wet-Naps, right? 1210 00:56:50,995 --> 00:56:54,096 Hey, I recognize that guy from the warehouse party. 1211 00:56:54,098 --> 00:56:55,966 He smelled funny then too. 1212 00:56:55,968 --> 00:56:58,000 What is that peculiar scent? 1213 00:56:58,002 --> 00:57:01,303 That scent is bear. Panda bear. 1214 00:57:01,305 --> 00:57:03,339 Gabriel is the smuggler. 1215 00:57:03,341 --> 00:57:04,640 - Whoa. - Go get Frank. 1216 00:57:04,642 --> 00:57:06,176 Philippe and I'll corner him, okay? 1217 00:57:06,178 --> 00:57:07,410 Yes, sir. 1218 00:57:07,412 --> 00:57:09,678 On the count of three, we jump out and growl. 1219 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,649 The plastic surgery makes only the smiling possible. 1220 00:57:12,651 --> 00:57:14,417 Oh, grow some balls. I'll do it alone. 1221 00:57:14,419 --> 00:57:16,152 I'm gonna have the Best in Show. 1222 00:57:16,154 --> 00:57:18,388 Hey, hey, hey. 1223 00:57:18,390 --> 00:57:21,324 You are under arrest. 1224 00:57:21,326 --> 00:57:23,727 Is this violence and anger really what's in your heart? 1225 00:57:23,729 --> 00:57:25,161 Step aside. 1226 00:57:25,163 --> 00:57:27,364 Let us meditate on the situation. 1227 00:57:27,366 --> 00:57:30,433 Yama, yama, yama, yama. I don't see you guys meditating. 1228 00:57:30,435 --> 00:57:33,435 I'm not kidding, Doggy Lama. Step aside. 1229 00:57:33,437 --> 00:57:38,007 Future me forgives past you for present us. 1230 00:57:38,009 --> 00:57:39,645 What? 1231 00:57:43,749 --> 00:57:45,647 Frank. 1232 00:57:45,649 --> 00:57:48,484 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's going on? 1233 00:57:48,486 --> 00:57:51,487 It's Gabriel. He's the smuggler. He has the panda. 1234 00:57:51,489 --> 00:57:53,422 - Max, what's wrong with you? - The panda. 1235 00:57:53,424 --> 00:57:55,491 The cute little fuzzy thing about this size. 1236 00:57:55,493 --> 00:57:58,094 - What? What? What? - Ah, come on, Frank. Don't you get it? 1237 00:57:58,096 --> 00:57:59,596 - Hey! - Easy, boy. 1238 00:57:59,598 --> 00:58:02,098 - What's going on? - This dog attacked a man 1239 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:04,600 and is being remanded to city custody for 24 hours. 1240 00:58:04,602 --> 00:58:07,036 - Max doesn't attack people. - I'm sorry, sir. 1241 00:58:07,038 --> 00:58:09,272 He attacked a Mr. Gabriel Esteban. 1242 00:58:09,274 --> 00:58:10,707 Is Gabriel all right? 1243 00:58:10,709 --> 00:58:12,708 He's fine, but he's alerted us to this public safety threat. 1244 00:58:12,710 --> 00:58:14,777 - This is bs. - Max. 1245 00:58:14,779 --> 00:58:17,247 Gabriel's got the panda and he's trying to get rid of me. 1246 00:58:17,249 --> 00:58:19,783 - Hey, take it easy on him. - Max! Max! 1247 00:58:19,785 --> 00:58:21,283 - No, leave him! - Max. 1248 00:58:21,285 --> 00:58:24,420 No! I'm not the one you should be arresting. 1249 00:58:24,422 --> 00:58:27,123 - Max! - Why can't people understand what dogs say? 1250 00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:29,158 - No! No! - Philippe, tell them. 1251 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,660 - He is innocent! - Frank! 1252 00:58:30,662 --> 00:58:33,031 Max! Max! 1253 00:58:35,366 --> 00:58:37,699 - Why would Max go after Gabriel? - I don't know. 1254 00:58:37,701 --> 00:58:40,370 - What do you know about him? - He's been a client for years. 1255 00:58:40,372 --> 00:58:42,739 I've been to events in three continents with him. 1256 00:58:42,741 --> 00:58:47,509 He must have done something. I mean, Max is a trained police dog. 1257 00:58:47,511 --> 00:58:49,578 Look, you said it yourself, right? 1258 00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:51,450 He's got anger issues sometimes. 1259 00:58:53,317 --> 00:58:56,221 Something here just doesn't add up. 1260 00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:27,652 Fool me once, shame on you. 1261 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,656 You fool me twice, shame on me. 1262 00:59:47,872 --> 00:59:49,172 Hey. 1263 00:59:49,174 --> 00:59:51,406 Hey there, bud. 1264 00:59:51,408 --> 00:59:52,774 You're a good little dude, huh? 1265 00:59:52,776 --> 00:59:54,243 - Oh, sorry. - Oh, that's okay. 1266 00:59:54,245 --> 00:59:56,446 Down, boy. 1267 00:59:56,448 --> 00:59:58,681 Oh. My apologies. 1268 00:59:58,683 --> 01:00:02,417 He just has so much energy from being pent up all day clearing customs. 1269 01:00:02,419 --> 01:00:05,622 Such a dreadful amount of paperwork to bring a dog into the country. 1270 01:00:05,624 --> 01:00:07,190 I know. Me too. 1271 01:00:07,192 --> 01:00:08,360 Customs. 1272 01:00:09,593 --> 01:00:10,692 Right. 1273 01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:13,163 Sloth. Python. 1274 01:00:13,165 --> 01:00:15,401 Bengal tiger. Dozens more. 1275 01:00:17,569 --> 01:00:21,170 Gabriel was at all the animal kidnappings, 1276 01:00:21,172 --> 01:00:24,440 each one coinciding with an international dog show. 1277 01:00:24,442 --> 01:00:27,544 Max was right. He is a very bad man. 1278 01:00:27,546 --> 01:00:31,681 You would know this already if you bothered to learn our language. 1279 01:00:31,683 --> 01:00:34,220 Lazy American. 1280 01:00:35,553 --> 01:00:37,222 Max must have known. 1281 01:00:44,863 --> 01:00:47,797 Come on. We've got a panda to save. 1282 01:00:52,504 --> 01:00:53,770 I don't understand. 1283 01:00:53,772 --> 01:00:56,705 Why doesn't he just arrest Gabriel? 1284 01:00:56,707 --> 01:00:59,676 Because that would alert the other members of his syndicate. 1285 01:00:59,678 --> 01:01:01,511 We need to have Gabriel lead us to her. 1286 01:01:01,513 --> 01:01:03,679 And how do you propose to do that? 1287 01:01:03,681 --> 01:01:06,882 By becoming the most valuable dog in the show. 1288 01:01:06,884 --> 01:01:08,350 You mean you... 1289 01:01:08,352 --> 01:01:10,687 I'm gonna have Gabriel steal me. 1290 01:01:10,689 --> 01:01:12,754 Max, what if you actually won the whole show? 1291 01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:15,692 Then you'd be able to lead us right to Ling Li. What do you say, partner? 1292 01:01:15,694 --> 01:01:17,727 Well, it's official. 1293 01:01:17,729 --> 01:01:20,495 Max has a partner. He so has a partner. 1294 01:01:20,497 --> 01:01:23,366 Hey, you do remember I bite, right? 1295 01:01:23,368 --> 01:01:26,368 You will need more than sharp teeth to win this competition. 1296 01:01:26,370 --> 01:01:28,806 And the finals are tonight. Mon Dieu. 1297 01:01:29,941 --> 01:01:31,877 Cue the montage. 1298 01:01:33,812 --> 01:01:35,714 Super bad. 1299 01:01:40,884 --> 01:01:42,018 Super bad. 1300 01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:43,889 Max, you're gonna love it. 1301 01:01:44,788 --> 01:01:46,256 Uh, no. 1302 01:01:46,258 --> 01:01:47,390 ♫ Super bad ♫ 1303 01:01:47,392 --> 01:01:50,393 Work together. Move as one. 1304 01:01:50,395 --> 01:01:52,629 Trust your partner and look happy. 1305 01:01:52,631 --> 01:01:54,696 - Oh, I got your happy. - Merde! 1306 01:01:54,698 --> 01:01:57,866 Think as one. His thoughts are your thoughts. 1307 01:01:57,868 --> 01:01:58,903 ♫ Super bad ♫ 1308 01:02:00,437 --> 01:02:01,539 Yeah. 1309 01:02:04,308 --> 01:02:05,475 Damn. 1310 01:02:05,477 --> 01:02:06,775 - ♫ Super bad ♫ - Yes, gentlemen. 1311 01:02:06,777 --> 01:02:07,877 Good, man. Good. Good job. 1312 01:02:07,879 --> 01:02:08,877 Bravo! 1313 01:02:08,879 --> 01:02:10,379 ♫ Super bad ♫ 1314 01:02:10,381 --> 01:02:11,681 Good job. 1315 01:02:11,683 --> 01:02:13,949 ♫ Super bad ♫ 1316 01:02:13,951 --> 01:02:15,287 Mmm. 1317 01:02:17,288 --> 01:02:18,656 I think I got an eyeball. 1318 01:02:24,428 --> 01:02:29,498 All aboard the nappy-time express! 1319 01:02:32,770 --> 01:02:34,904 Hey, Max. 1320 01:02:34,906 --> 01:02:36,638 Great job today, buddy. 1321 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:37,942 I'm proud of you. 1322 01:02:39,410 --> 01:02:41,611 Aw. 1323 01:02:41,613 --> 01:02:44,013 Oh, what the heck. Ha. 1324 01:02:44,015 --> 01:02:45,017 Just this once. 1325 01:02:46,685 --> 01:02:48,687 Hey, boy. 1326 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,335 Ladies and gentlemen, 1327 01:03:05,337 --> 01:03:07,837 the Canini Invitational welcomes you 1328 01:03:07,839 --> 01:03:12,040 to the final round of this elite competition. 1329 01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:13,542 Tonight we will determine... 1330 01:03:13,544 --> 01:03:15,712 Tracking on. Good. 1331 01:03:15,714 --> 01:03:17,480 Here we go, buddy. 1332 01:03:17,482 --> 01:03:19,681 ...win Best in Show. 1333 01:03:19,683 --> 01:03:23,453 No, you cannot wear that hideous fashion faux pas. 1334 01:03:23,455 --> 01:03:26,122 This collar has a GPS in it. 1335 01:03:26,124 --> 01:03:28,357 - Good luck, Mr. Upstill. - Thank you very much. 1336 01:03:28,359 --> 01:03:31,060 After I win, I let Gabriel steal me. 1337 01:03:31,062 --> 01:03:32,728 Then Frank will track me to Ling Li. 1338 01:03:32,730 --> 01:03:35,031 So your life may depend on you wearing that collar? 1339 01:03:35,033 --> 01:03:36,531 Yep. 1340 01:03:36,533 --> 01:03:38,567 Not worth it. 1341 01:03:38,569 --> 01:03:41,406 Oh, there we go. Okay. 1342 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,140 Here we go. 1343 01:03:45,142 --> 01:03:47,076 - Showtime. - Dear Lord, 1344 01:03:47,078 --> 01:03:51,647 please forgive my student's ignorance and guide him towards victory. 1345 01:03:51,649 --> 01:03:53,082 Ladies and gentlemen, 1346 01:03:53,084 --> 01:03:57,422 will the Best in Show contenders please proceed backstage. 1347 01:03:58,957 --> 01:04:01,156 Hey, so I, uh... 1348 01:04:01,158 --> 01:04:03,993 Not now, Max. I've got a dumb dog show to focus on. 1349 01:04:03,995 --> 01:04:05,094 Wait. Daisy, wait. 1350 01:04:05,096 --> 01:04:07,997 Introductions in 60 seconds, Chauncey. 1351 01:04:07,999 --> 01:04:10,132 Fully aware, my good man. 1352 01:04:10,134 --> 01:04:12,134 Mr. Upstill, good luck. 1353 01:04:12,136 --> 01:04:13,736 - Two-time national champion... - You're sixth. 1354 01:04:13,738 --> 01:04:15,605 Okay. Thank you. 1355 01:04:15,607 --> 01:04:20,410 ...long-haired group, Afghan number three, Sebastian! 1356 01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:25,547 A Nevada local, 1357 01:04:25,549 --> 01:04:29,451 infamous for her hashtag "chow power," 1358 01:04:29,453 --> 01:04:31,821 the winner of the exotic group, chow... 1359 01:04:31,823 --> 01:04:33,089 Don't bite me. 1360 01:04:33,091 --> 01:04:35,123 Listen, Chauncey. 1361 01:04:35,125 --> 01:04:37,995 Time, she gives us the perspective. 1362 01:04:39,830 --> 01:04:42,064 Still, this must be said. 1363 01:04:42,066 --> 01:04:45,500 What happened between us was not all your fault. 1364 01:04:45,502 --> 01:04:48,471 Perhaps had I more confidence, 1365 01:04:48,473 --> 01:04:49,906 I would have stopped the madness. 1366 01:04:49,908 --> 01:04:52,808 But, alas, I was not able. 1367 01:04:52,810 --> 01:04:57,612 Now life has taken us on separate paths, 1368 01:04:57,614 --> 01:04:59,015 and I accept it. 1369 01:04:59,017 --> 01:05:02,752 I am done living with the resentments. 1370 01:05:02,754 --> 01:05:06,091 I wish you bon chance, my friend. 1371 01:05:10,060 --> 01:05:13,094 Philippe, you are the finest competitor 1372 01:05:13,096 --> 01:05:15,700 I ever had the honor of working with. 1373 01:05:23,774 --> 01:05:27,042 What are you doing? Get my masters hand off you right now. 1374 01:05:27,044 --> 01:05:28,978 Yap, yap, yap. 1375 01:05:28,980 --> 01:05:30,846 - And next... - Should have stuck with papillons. 1376 01:05:30,848 --> 01:05:32,582 ...five-time winner of Best in Show, 1377 01:05:32,584 --> 01:05:35,016 your champion... 1378 01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:37,687 Chauncey Middleton. 1379 01:05:37,689 --> 01:05:39,589 And the winner of the toy group, 1380 01:05:39,591 --> 01:05:44,192 Yorkshire terrier numero uno, Dante! 1381 01:05:44,194 --> 01:05:46,127 Yes, thank you. Thank you. 1382 01:05:46,129 --> 01:05:47,865 It's me. Paparazzi, this way. 1383 01:05:52,270 --> 01:05:55,571 You know, I was watching you and Max at practice today. 1384 01:05:55,573 --> 01:05:57,772 - You guys have both come a really long way. - Thanks. 1385 01:05:57,774 --> 01:05:59,107 Yeah. 1386 01:05:59,109 --> 01:06:02,712 Look, Mattie, I figured out who the smuggler is. 1387 01:06:02,714 --> 01:06:05,147 - And I need you to keep an open mind. - Okay. 1388 01:06:05,149 --> 01:06:07,116 And the winner of the working group... 1389 01:06:07,118 --> 01:06:08,283 We can talk about it after. 1390 01:06:08,285 --> 01:06:10,018 ...first-time competitor... 1391 01:06:10,020 --> 01:06:12,020 Come on, buddy. Let's win this thing. 1392 01:06:12,022 --> 01:06:15,024 ...a fan favorite here at the Canini. 1393 01:06:15,026 --> 01:06:17,593 What will he do next? 1394 01:06:17,595 --> 01:06:21,564 The rottweiler Max! 1395 01:06:24,268 --> 01:06:27,002 And the winner of the herding group, 1396 01:06:27,004 --> 01:06:29,971 a delight with a pep in her step, 1397 01:06:29,973 --> 01:06:33,109 the Australian Shepherd, Daisy, 1398 01:06:33,111 --> 01:06:34,911 and her handler, 1399 01:06:34,913 --> 01:06:36,745 three-time winner, 1400 01:06:36,747 --> 01:06:39,083 Mattie Smith! 1401 01:06:40,183 --> 01:06:41,884 And there you have it. 1402 01:06:41,886 --> 01:06:46,656 These are the most successful show dogs in the world. 1403 01:06:46,658 --> 01:06:49,591 - Canine crème de la crème. - Thank you. 1404 01:06:49,593 --> 01:06:50,960 So before the announcement 1405 01:06:50,962 --> 01:06:53,828 of this year's Canini Supreme Champion, 1406 01:06:53,830 --> 01:06:57,299 there's just one more hurdle. 1407 01:06:57,301 --> 01:06:59,835 The judge's inspection. 1408 01:06:59,837 --> 01:07:01,036 ♫ When I walk on by ♫ 1409 01:07:01,038 --> 01:07:02,939 ♫ Girls be looking Like, "Damn, he fly" ♫ 1410 01:07:02,941 --> 01:07:04,973 ♫ I pimp to the beat ♫ 1411 01:07:04,975 --> 01:07:07,777 Good to see you, Alex. Have you lost weight? 1412 01:07:07,779 --> 01:07:09,745 Fabulous condition. 1413 01:07:09,747 --> 01:07:11,179 ♫ Girl, look at that body ♫ 1414 01:07:11,181 --> 01:07:12,848 Thank you. 1415 01:07:12,850 --> 01:07:14,750 ♫ I work out ♫ 1416 01:07:14,752 --> 01:07:17,018 ♫ When I walk in the spot ♫ 1417 01:07:17,020 --> 01:07:18,888 ♫ This is what I see ♫ 1418 01:07:18,890 --> 01:07:22,257 ♫ Everybody stops And they're staring at me ♫ 1419 01:07:22,259 --> 01:07:26,194 ♫ I got passion in my pants And I ain't afraid To show it ♫ 1420 01:07:26,196 --> 01:07:30,065 ♫ Show it, show it, show it Show it, show it, show it ♫ 1421 01:07:30,067 --> 01:07:31,132 ♫ Show it ♫ 1422 01:07:50,921 --> 01:07:52,821 ♫ I'm sexy and I know it ♫ 1423 01:07:57,095 --> 01:07:58,861 ♫ I'm sexy and I know it ♫ 1424 01:07:58,863 --> 01:08:00,629 - You did it, buddy! - Bravo! 1425 01:08:00,631 --> 01:08:02,133 - ♫ I'm sexy and I know it ♫ - You did it! 1426 01:08:10,073 --> 01:08:14,046 This is it, the moment of truth. 1427 01:08:15,312 --> 01:08:17,379 Which dog will be crowned 1428 01:08:17,381 --> 01:08:23,352 this year's Canini Invitational Champion of Champions? 1429 01:08:23,354 --> 01:08:26,122 The winner, Best in Show, number one. 1430 01:08:26,124 --> 01:08:31,226 This year's Canini Invitational champion, Daisy! 1431 01:08:31,228 --> 01:08:33,164 - Yeah! - I did it! 1432 01:08:34,331 --> 01:08:37,234 She won. She really did it. 1433 01:08:43,273 --> 01:08:45,810 Thank you. Thank you. 1434 01:08:47,211 --> 01:08:48,777 - Thank you. - Unbelievable. 1435 01:08:48,779 --> 01:08:51,047 You just cost me three million pounds. 1436 01:08:51,049 --> 01:08:53,281 What? You were going to sell me? 1437 01:08:53,283 --> 01:08:54,784 Chauncey, wait! 1438 01:08:54,786 --> 01:08:56,622 It was all her. 1439 01:08:57,755 --> 01:08:59,054 - Thank you so much. - Oh, no. 1440 01:08:59,056 --> 01:09:01,790 All right, buddy. 1441 01:09:01,792 --> 01:09:03,426 We'd better warn Mattie that Daisy's in danger. 1442 01:09:03,428 --> 01:09:05,194 - Yeah, let's do it. - Come on. 1443 01:09:05,196 --> 01:09:07,797 Miss Smith, would you and your dog kindly allow me 1444 01:09:07,799 --> 01:09:09,432 to escort you to the press room? 1445 01:09:09,434 --> 01:09:11,232 Of course. Come on, baby. 1446 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:12,802 - Follow me. - Come on. 1447 01:09:12,804 --> 01:09:14,070 - Excuse us. - Here we go. 1448 01:09:14,072 --> 01:09:15,707 Excuse me. Mattie? 1449 01:09:18,710 --> 01:09:20,409 - Where'd they go? - Mattie! 1450 01:09:20,411 --> 01:09:21,976 Hey! 1451 01:09:21,978 --> 01:09:24,312 - Mattie! - Sure. Thank you. 1452 01:09:24,314 --> 01:09:25,381 Excuse me. Mattie! 1453 01:09:25,383 --> 01:09:26,449 Daisy! 1454 01:09:26,451 --> 01:09:27,819 Let me go! 1455 01:09:28,986 --> 01:09:31,087 Daisy. 1456 01:09:31,089 --> 01:09:33,955 Mattie. Are you okay? What happened? 1457 01:09:33,957 --> 01:09:34,992 Where's Daisy? 1458 01:09:36,359 --> 01:09:38,159 Daisy! 1459 01:09:38,161 --> 01:09:40,364 Daisy! 1460 01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:43,466 - Come on. - Where is she? 1461 01:09:43,468 --> 01:09:45,301 Max, come on. 1462 01:09:45,303 --> 01:09:47,168 - Oh, this is tragic. - Wait. What? 1463 01:09:47,170 --> 01:09:49,872 The love of his life ripped out of his paws. 1464 01:09:49,874 --> 01:09:52,240 - Thrown in a van. Hey! - Oh! 1465 01:09:52,242 --> 01:09:54,877 - Is the big chase about to start? - Wait. What did you just say? 1466 01:09:54,879 --> 01:09:56,779 Hey, is the... 1467 01:09:56,781 --> 01:09:58,379 - No, about the van. - Sorry. 1468 01:09:58,381 --> 01:10:00,348 - Where did they go? - That way. 1469 01:10:00,350 --> 01:10:03,119 I never thought I'd say this, but I need backup. 1470 01:10:03,121 --> 01:10:04,520 Sure thing, Maxi. 1471 01:10:04,522 --> 01:10:07,123 Should we, uh, call someone? 1472 01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:09,825 No, you. I need eyes in the sky. 1473 01:10:09,827 --> 01:10:13,361 - Yes! - Pigeon PD on the case! 1474 01:10:13,363 --> 01:10:15,131 - Ooh! - Regroup! 1475 01:10:15,133 --> 01:10:18,200 Here, take my collar. Find the van and drop it on top. 1476 01:10:18,202 --> 01:10:20,770 - Yeah! - Our first case. 1477 01:10:20,772 --> 01:10:23,539 Oh! It feels like we're real cops. 1478 01:10:23,541 --> 01:10:26,808 Oh, yes. We finally get to use our catchphrase. 1479 01:10:26,810 --> 01:10:28,777 Birds of a feather... 1480 01:10:28,779 --> 01:10:30,782 ...fight crime together! 1481 01:10:33,317 --> 01:10:35,884 - Max, what are you waiting for? - Max, get in. 1482 01:10:35,886 --> 01:10:37,485 Hey, what happened to your collar? 1483 01:10:37,487 --> 01:10:39,420 It's Max's GPS. It's moving. 1484 01:10:39,422 --> 01:10:41,923 - But how? - No idea. 1485 01:10:41,925 --> 01:10:43,294 Shall we follow it? Get in. 1486 01:10:47,063 --> 01:10:47,762 Bye, Max! 1487 01:10:47,764 --> 01:10:50,031 Bon chance, my friends! 1488 01:10:50,033 --> 01:10:52,168 I'm gonna miss him so much. 1489 01:10:52,170 --> 01:10:55,538 We was home dogs, you know? Tight. 1490 01:10:55,540 --> 01:10:57,439 He was my worst student, you know. 1491 01:10:57,441 --> 01:10:59,909 Yet I have never been more proud. 1492 01:10:59,911 --> 01:11:03,512 I'm proud to be a deputy to a real cop. 1493 01:11:03,514 --> 01:11:06,115 Speaking of, we must continue our duties. 1494 01:11:06,117 --> 01:11:09,951 Perhaps by investigating the after-party? 1495 01:11:09,953 --> 01:11:11,219 Ah, heck, yeah. 1496 01:11:11,221 --> 01:11:13,521 I'm gonna solve the case of the blue frosting. 1497 01:11:13,523 --> 01:11:18,159 Oh, how are we supposed to find an unmarked van in all of Las Vegas? 1498 01:11:18,161 --> 01:11:20,295 Simple, Midge. We'll just... 1499 01:11:20,297 --> 01:11:21,362 Whoa! 1500 01:11:24,234 --> 01:11:26,138 Okay, now it's going that way. 1501 01:11:28,272 --> 01:11:30,271 No, no, no, wait. It's all over the place. 1502 01:11:30,273 --> 01:11:32,240 - This is nuts. - Yeah, I know. 1503 01:11:32,242 --> 01:11:34,209 - But this is... - ...our only chance to save Daisy. 1504 01:11:34,211 --> 01:11:35,476 Hey, hey. There it is. 1505 01:11:35,478 --> 01:11:37,178 Pigeon PD, dive. 1506 01:11:37,180 --> 01:11:38,914 Eagle's Claw, go in. 1507 01:11:38,916 --> 01:11:40,915 Roger, roger, Captain Condor. 1508 01:11:40,917 --> 01:11:42,351 I thought I was Eagle's Claw. 1509 01:11:42,353 --> 01:11:44,152 No. You're Falcon. 1510 01:11:44,154 --> 01:11:47,623 I can't be Falcon. Falcons ate my entire family. 1511 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:49,493 - Oh, right. - Moment of silence. 1512 01:11:51,528 --> 01:11:55,030 And we're back. You can be Greg. 1513 01:11:55,032 --> 01:11:56,632 I like that. 1514 01:11:56,634 --> 01:11:59,034 Ooh! I'm getting pigeon bumps. 1515 01:11:59,036 --> 01:12:03,271 Okay, Greg. It's time for you to watch Midge drop the collar on the van. 1516 01:12:03,273 --> 01:12:05,007 - Wait. What? - Go, Midge, go. 1517 01:12:05,009 --> 01:12:06,642 Roger that, Captain Condor. 1518 01:12:06,644 --> 01:12:08,944 Take that, bad guy. 1519 01:12:08,946 --> 01:12:12,017 Birds of a feather fight crime together! 1520 01:12:13,184 --> 01:12:15,217 It locked in. Three blocks over. 1521 01:12:15,219 --> 01:12:16,384 Yeah, I can't. 1522 01:12:16,386 --> 01:12:18,087 I can't, Max. 1523 01:12:18,089 --> 01:12:20,088 - Left. Turn left. - He's on Fremont. 1524 01:12:20,090 --> 01:12:22,024 - Turn left. Frank. - I can't, Max. 1525 01:12:22,026 --> 01:12:23,625 - I said hang a Louie. - He's on Fremont. 1526 01:12:23,627 --> 01:12:26,294 - Do you not see the buildings over there? - What is going on? 1527 01:12:26,296 --> 01:12:28,230 - Hang a Louie! - Frank! 1528 01:12:28,232 --> 01:12:29,899 He wants me to turn left! 1529 01:12:29,901 --> 01:12:32,034 Whoa! Whoa! 1530 01:12:45,483 --> 01:12:49,020 - No, Max! - You had your chance. Now I'm driving. 1531 01:12:50,487 --> 01:12:51,555 Huh? Huh? 1532 01:12:53,357 --> 01:12:55,560 Frank! 1533 01:13:01,532 --> 01:13:03,134 Whoa! 1534 01:13:04,635 --> 01:13:06,938 - Sorry, ma'am! - Sorry! 1535 01:13:18,983 --> 01:13:21,450 Okay, all right, it looks like they're headed to an airport. 1536 01:13:21,452 --> 01:13:22,587 Come on, Max. 1537 01:13:30,528 --> 01:13:32,593 Congratulations to the champion. 1538 01:13:32,595 --> 01:13:36,065 I hope you enjoy your new breeding mill in the Ukraine. 1539 01:13:39,437 --> 01:13:42,003 Put her with the other merchandise while I get the plane ready. 1540 01:13:42,005 --> 01:13:43,607 I owe you one, Daisy. 1541 01:13:44,709 --> 01:13:46,741 The package is ready. 1542 01:13:46,743 --> 01:13:48,643 I told you to trust me. 1543 01:13:48,645 --> 01:13:51,116 Yeah, I'll be there. 1544 01:13:52,616 --> 01:13:56,151 Okay, it's in there. 1545 01:13:56,153 --> 01:13:58,686 Wait, wait. Mattie, maybe you should stay in here where it's safer, 1546 01:13:58,688 --> 01:14:01,123 and you can call the cops, all right? 1547 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,725 My partner and I are going in. 1548 01:14:02,727 --> 01:14:04,625 Bad boys for life. 1549 01:14:04,627 --> 01:14:06,328 You, stay there. 1550 01:14:06,330 --> 01:14:08,731 I'll deal with you later. 1551 01:14:08,733 --> 01:14:11,366 Hello, fellow captive. 1552 01:14:11,368 --> 01:14:14,369 My name is Deepak. 1553 01:14:14,371 --> 01:14:17,472 - How long have you been here? - Too long, bitiya. 1554 01:14:17,474 --> 01:14:18,410 Too long. 1555 01:14:28,219 --> 01:14:29,287 All right. 1556 01:14:38,661 --> 01:14:41,499 Huh. What are you waiting for, Hooch? 1557 01:14:52,242 --> 01:14:55,710 Hey, Deepak. Got you a little appetizer. 1558 01:14:55,712 --> 01:14:57,812 Enjoy. 1559 01:14:57,814 --> 01:15:01,018 - Hello, my little furry friend. - Oh. 1560 01:15:05,089 --> 01:15:06,821 Oh. 1561 01:15:06,823 --> 01:15:08,557 What is this now? 1562 01:15:08,559 --> 01:15:10,428 What are you doing? 1563 01:15:14,098 --> 01:15:17,535 Well, this just got interesting. 1564 01:15:39,489 --> 01:15:42,391 - Start loading the animals. - Yes, boss. I'm on it. 1565 01:15:50,267 --> 01:15:52,470 Oh. Too easy. 1566 01:15:55,438 --> 01:15:56,838 Hey, Berne. 1567 01:16:05,515 --> 01:16:06,584 Oh. 1568 01:16:09,752 --> 01:16:11,488 No. Daisy. 1569 01:16:16,594 --> 01:16:18,263 Wellington Upstill. 1570 01:16:19,496 --> 01:16:22,433 Or should I say Agent Nicholas, FBI? 1571 01:16:26,136 --> 01:16:27,802 I'll take my panda back. 1572 01:16:27,804 --> 01:16:29,606 This is great. 1573 01:16:30,741 --> 01:16:33,642 Really? How's that? 1574 01:16:33,644 --> 01:16:37,212 The justice system rarely does anything to people who harm animals, 1575 01:16:37,214 --> 01:16:40,915 but shoot a fed and you're gonna get what you deserve. 1576 01:16:43,254 --> 01:16:45,454 For the $10 million I'm gonna get for the panda, 1577 01:16:45,456 --> 01:16:47,392 I think I'm gonna take my chances. 1578 01:16:58,301 --> 01:16:59,403 Who's driving the plane? 1579 01:17:00,770 --> 01:17:02,737 - Do you know how to fly this thing? - No. 1580 01:17:02,739 --> 01:17:04,306 But I am friends with three pigeons. 1581 01:17:04,308 --> 01:17:05,540 Whoa! Look out! 1582 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:06,810 - Ruh-roh. - Turn! 1583 01:17:07,711 --> 01:17:08,646 Whoa! 1584 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,481 Stop it. Just stop it. 1585 01:17:13,483 --> 01:17:16,185 - Come back here. - Welcome to Max Air, amigo. 1586 01:17:16,187 --> 01:17:18,820 Prepare for takedown. Hey, grab the stick while I just... 1587 01:17:18,822 --> 01:17:21,589 Not a chance. Me and sardine breath have some unfinished business. 1588 01:17:21,591 --> 01:17:24,359 I'm coming for you now. 1589 01:17:24,361 --> 01:17:26,794 - Daisy, be careful. - What, not to break a nail? 1590 01:17:26,796 --> 01:17:28,165 Here's the kibbles. 1591 01:17:29,233 --> 01:17:30,668 And here's the bits. 1592 01:17:33,636 --> 01:17:35,704 - Whoa. You're pretty good. - For a lame show dog? 1593 01:17:35,706 --> 01:17:37,742 Yeah, I got skills. 1594 01:17:42,545 --> 01:17:44,346 Airline food has really gone to the dogs. 1595 01:17:44,348 --> 01:17:45,316 Ha-ha! 1596 01:17:47,218 --> 01:17:48,620 Uh-oh. We got trouble on our tail. 1597 01:18:08,238 --> 01:18:09,870 Max, you've gotta stop this thing. 1598 01:18:09,872 --> 01:18:12,777 I didn't exactly have time to study the owners' manual. 1599 01:18:20,251 --> 01:18:21,719 Mattie! 1600 01:18:22,719 --> 01:18:25,454 Karma! Help me! 1601 01:18:25,456 --> 01:18:28,624 Would that I could, but, you know, the whole nonviolent thing. 1602 01:18:28,626 --> 01:18:29,991 Pups for peace. 1603 01:18:45,276 --> 01:18:47,377 Do you really think that you can... 1604 01:18:51,014 --> 01:18:52,647 You're welcome. 1605 01:18:52,649 --> 01:18:55,286 I had him right where I wanted him. 1606 01:18:56,420 --> 01:18:57,922 Frank. 1607 01:19:01,058 --> 01:19:03,428 Ling Li? 1608 01:19:06,529 --> 01:19:08,664 Max, fetch! 1609 01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:12,403 Okay, but just this once. Hang on, kid! I'm coming! 1610 01:19:17,006 --> 01:19:19,874 Gotcha. 1611 01:19:19,876 --> 01:19:21,509 - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. 1612 01:19:21,511 --> 01:19:22,412 - Uh-oh. - Aah! 1613 01:19:37,327 --> 01:19:39,727 Max. 1614 01:19:39,729 --> 01:19:41,062 - Nice throw, Hooch. - You did it. 1615 01:19:41,064 --> 01:19:43,565 You did it, buddy. You saved Ling Li. You are amazing. 1616 01:19:43,567 --> 01:19:45,467 - Next time, you fetch. - Good job. 1617 01:19:45,469 --> 01:19:47,936 - You guys were all amazing. - Are you kidding? 1618 01:19:47,938 --> 01:19:49,937 Everyone's amazing! 1619 01:19:49,939 --> 01:19:51,839 Oh. Oh, buddy. 1620 01:19:51,841 --> 01:19:54,075 Bear tongue, scratchy. 1621 01:19:54,077 --> 01:19:55,043 Oh, no. 1622 01:19:55,045 --> 01:19:56,381 Dang! 1623 01:20:09,626 --> 01:20:11,560 Son of a... You know what? 1624 01:20:11,562 --> 01:20:14,795 We can call the Bureau and they'll track the plane. Thanks, buddy. 1625 01:20:14,797 --> 01:20:16,998 Hey, that's what partners are for. 1626 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,600 This is Agent Nichols requesting... 1627 01:20:18,602 --> 01:20:21,703 I'm impressed, Mr. NYPD Officer. 1628 01:20:21,705 --> 01:20:23,972 You weren't bad yourself, Miss Best in Show. 1629 01:20:23,974 --> 01:20:25,574 Thanks, Max. 1630 01:20:25,576 --> 01:20:28,377 Look, about what I said on the rooftop... 1631 01:20:28,379 --> 01:20:31,612 - It's okay, Max. - No. No, it's not. 1632 01:20:31,614 --> 01:20:35,883 Truth is I've been disrespecting everybody and everything since I got here. 1633 01:20:35,885 --> 01:20:39,788 You, Philippe, Frank most of all. 1634 01:20:39,790 --> 01:20:43,424 But everything works out a whole lot better 1635 01:20:43,426 --> 01:20:45,593 when you can learn to trust people 1636 01:20:45,595 --> 01:20:47,529 who see the world in a different way. 1637 01:20:47,531 --> 01:20:49,998 Sorry it took me so long to figure that out. 1638 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:53,000 Wow. Okay, who are you, and what did you do with Max? 1639 01:20:53,002 --> 01:20:55,536 Oh, I'm sure he'll be back before you know it. 1640 01:20:55,538 --> 01:20:58,073 Hey, what happened to that tiger? 1641 01:20:58,075 --> 01:20:59,810 Tiger? What tiger? 1642 01:21:09,653 --> 01:21:12,654 He thought he was gonna catch me. 1643 01:21:12,656 --> 01:21:14,689 How you doing? 1644 01:21:14,691 --> 01:21:17,092 I suggest you fasten your seat belt. 1645 01:21:24,100 --> 01:21:26,500 And now for some happy news. 1646 01:21:26,502 --> 01:21:29,670 It was panda-monium at the Beijing Zoo today 1647 01:21:29,672 --> 01:21:34,109 as baby Ling Li was reunited with her mother after a terrifying ordeal. 1648 01:21:34,111 --> 01:21:37,044 After the arrest of Gabriel Esteban, 1649 01:21:37,046 --> 01:21:39,079 other recently recovered animal 1650 01:21:39,081 --> 01:21:42,883 include a very happy border collie named Jasper 1651 01:21:42,885 --> 01:21:45,486 who was stolen over two years ago, 1652 01:21:45,488 --> 01:21:47,455 - a pygmy three-toed sloth... - Good idea. Thank you, Max. 1653 01:21:47,457 --> 01:21:48,824 ...and an albino python. 1654 01:21:48,826 --> 01:21:50,158 All right, let's eat. 1655 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:53,093 - What is it? - It's my specialty. 1656 01:21:53,095 --> 01:21:55,664 It's actually the only thing I know how to make. It's kebabs. 1657 01:21:55,666 --> 01:21:56,865 All right, that's fair. 1658 01:21:56,867 --> 01:21:58,834 Wow. Look at us now. 1659 01:21:58,836 --> 01:22:00,668 Top birds on the force. 1660 01:22:00,670 --> 01:22:04,772 That's right, Midge. We pretty much taught Max everything he knows. 1661 01:22:04,774 --> 01:22:07,609 I kind of feel like a father to him. 1662 01:22:07,611 --> 01:22:11,980 One day future generations of pigeons will poop on statues of us. 1663 01:22:11,982 --> 01:22:13,515 - Aw! - Awesome. 1664 01:22:13,517 --> 01:22:15,851 You know, Daisy is safe because of us. 1665 01:22:15,853 --> 01:22:18,119 The panda is safe because of us. 1666 01:22:18,121 --> 01:22:20,187 The tiger is safe because of... 1667 01:22:20,189 --> 01:22:22,490 Whatever happened to that tiger? 1668 01:22:22,492 --> 01:22:26,463 Ha-ha-ha-ha! Now, this really is the life of Pi! 1669 01:22:27,563 --> 01:22:28,732 Yeah, Chief. 1670 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:31,165 Okay, got it. 1671 01:22:31,167 --> 01:22:33,534 Come on. Let's go, Max. I'm sorry. 1672 01:22:33,536 --> 01:22:35,705 - Exotic animal sighting, 5th and Garfield. - Okay. 1673 01:22:39,276 --> 01:22:41,877 Look, I'm trying to run a business here. 1674 01:22:41,879 --> 01:22:44,678 I went in there with the towels. I don't know what I saw. 1675 01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,017 Gotcha. 1676 01:22:48,986 --> 01:22:50,685 I better go first. You watch my six. 1677 01:22:50,687 --> 01:22:51,887 I got seniority. 1678 01:22:51,889 --> 01:22:53,655 Fine, but I'm older than you. 1679 01:22:53,657 --> 01:22:55,793 Don't give me a bunch of stuff about dog years. 1680 01:22:57,961 --> 01:23:00,061 - Max. - Maxwell! 1681 01:23:00,063 --> 01:23:04,533 It turns out you were not the only undercover cop at the show. 1682 01:23:04,535 --> 01:23:05,600 Hello, Max. 1683 01:23:05,602 --> 01:23:06,700 Persephone? 1684 01:23:06,702 --> 01:23:08,837 Special Agent Persephone. 1685 01:23:08,839 --> 01:23:10,204 Homeland Security. 1686 01:23:10,206 --> 01:23:12,941 I knew my little charade would bring you here. 1687 01:23:12,943 --> 01:23:16,244 Plot twist. The Jacuzzi was my idea. 1688 01:23:16,246 --> 01:23:18,579 Ha-ha! Totally random, right? 1689 01:23:18,581 --> 01:23:20,615 You and Frank were impressive in Vegas, 1690 01:23:20,617 --> 01:23:23,951 but are you prepared to take it to the next level? 1691 01:23:23,953 --> 01:23:25,753 A team of crime fighters. 1692 01:23:25,755 --> 01:23:27,856 With license to bite. 1693 01:23:27,858 --> 01:23:31,159 I may just have your next assignment, darlings. 1694 01:23:31,161 --> 01:23:32,226 Yes! 1695 01:23:32,228 --> 01:23:34,598 Here we go again. 1696 01:23:38,635 --> 01:23:39,668 Give it to me! 1697 01:23:49,278 --> 01:23:52,146 - Scott, I hate to do this to you. - It's all right. 1698 01:23:52,148 --> 01:23:55,683 I know it's your favorite jacket, man. I'm so sorry about that. 1699 01:23:55,685 --> 01:23:58,986 Did you just wipe dog slobber on that guy? Really, Will Arnett? 1700 01:23:58,988 --> 01:24:02,656 I have forgotten my line. Pug life! 1701 01:24:02,658 --> 01:24:04,562 And action. 1702 01:24:05,929 --> 01:24:07,832 I am okay. 1703 01:24:09,032 --> 01:24:11,165 Woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof, woof! 1704 01:24:11,167 --> 01:24:13,237 Will, stick to the script, please. 1705 01:24:14,136 --> 01:24:15,770 Two... 1706 01:24:15,772 --> 01:24:17,972 That is not in the script. 1707 01:24:17,974 --> 01:24:20,609 - What's a script? - I don't know. 1708 01:24:20,611 --> 01:24:23,043 I'm not an expert in canine mental disorders. I'm an FBI agent. 1709 01:24:23,045 --> 01:24:26,681 If this guy's an FBI agent, then I'm Lego Batman. 1710 01:24:26,683 --> 01:24:28,783 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 1711 01:24:28,785 --> 01:24:30,217 ♫ Just play that song I know ♫ 1712 01:24:30,219 --> 01:24:32,722 Whoa. Sorry. Sorry. 1713 01:24:34,023 --> 01:24:36,924 That's funny. 1714 01:24:36,926 --> 01:24:39,994 Give him a quick wipe-down, Mike. He's got a... 1715 01:24:39,996 --> 01:24:42,896 Aw, come on, Mike. I don't... 1716 01:24:42,898 --> 01:24:45,133 Okay, I'll take one too. 1717 01:24:45,135 --> 01:24:47,768 Am I in this? Ready. 1718 01:24:47,770 --> 01:24:51,705 Not bad for a papillon from Oklahoma. Hmm? 1719 01:24:51,707 --> 01:24:54,042 Now, this is what being a movie star is all about. 1720 01:24:54,044 --> 01:24:55,776 ♫ Lean back Play one-on-one ♫ 1721 01:24:55,778 --> 01:24:57,646 My bad. 1722 01:24:57,648 --> 01:24:59,347 Who dares to make noise? 1723 01:24:59,349 --> 01:25:01,115 - I'm gonna pay for that. - We got him. 1724 01:25:01,117 --> 01:25:03,651 Max, NYPD. 1725 01:25:03,653 --> 01:25:06,154 - I'm entering the Panini Instagrammable. - Cut. 1726 01:25:06,156 --> 01:25:08,690 - I'm entering the Goatini Unshaveable. - Cut. 1727 01:25:08,692 --> 01:25:10,825 I'm entering the Cannoli Inspirational. 1728 01:25:10,827 --> 01:25:13,293 Cannoli? I cannot work like this. 1729 01:25:13,295 --> 01:25:16,299 Do I have a line? Pug life! 1730 01:25:19,870 --> 01:25:20,805 Oh. 1731 01:25:25,274 --> 01:25:27,307 Thanks, pal. 1732 01:25:27,309 --> 01:25:30,914 ♫ If you wanna hear me sing You'd better play that sax ♫ 1733 01:25:30,916 --> 01:25:35,916 Improved By: FidelPerez Sub Upload Date: August 10, 2018 1734 01:25:37,688 --> 01:25:39,056 ♫ You'd better play that sax ♫ 1735 01:25:45,429 --> 01:25:46,994 ♫ You'd better play that sax ♫ 1736 01:25:46,996 --> 01:25:48,929 ♫ Get loose, get right ♫ 1737 01:25:48,931 --> 01:25:51,098 ♫ Get a grip And rock me all night ♫ 1738 01:25:51,100 --> 01:25:53,334 ♫ Hold tight, lean back ♫ 1739 01:25:53,336 --> 01:25:55,203 - ♫ Play one-on-one With that sax ♫ - ♫ You'd better play that sax ♫ 1740 01:25:55,205 --> 01:25:57,038 ♫ Get loose, get right ♫ 1741 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,140 ♫ Get a grip And rock me all night ♫ 1742 01:25:59,142 --> 01:26:00,941 ♫ Hold tight, lean back ♫ 1743 01:26:00,943 --> 01:26:03,143 - ♫ Play one-on-one With that sax ♫ - ♫ You'd better play that sax ♫ 1744 01:26:03,145 --> 01:26:05,079 ♫ Get loose, get right ♫ 1745 01:26:05,081 --> 01:26:07,214 ♫ Get a grip And rock me all night ♫ 1746 01:26:07,216 --> 01:26:09,150 ♫ Hold tight, lean back ♫ 1747 01:26:09,152 --> 01:26:11,188 ♫ Play one-on-one With that sax ♫129043