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[Episode 1: The One Night Relationship]

I heard you come here
pretty often, am I right?

- You're here?
- Yeah.

Why is the music so crappy today?
What's going on?

The DJ left because
he had other commitments.

It's Friday, so no one is available.
Wow, this is humiliating.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Hey, what are you trying to do?

I fooled around with a female DJ
while I was in Spain.

- Hey, did you learn from her?
- I did.

But this is all about winging it.

Geez.

Hey, are you the Grim Reaper?

Yoo Mi, you really came to a club
dressed like this?

I just had an interview.

- Hey, drink up.
- Let's drink.

- Drink.
- Cheers!

Oops, sorry.

Geez, seriously.

What's this?

This is our song.

- Hey, do you want to dance?
- Oh yeah!

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Are you getting hyped up?

Gosh, I shouldn't have come here.
I shouldn't be clubbing right now.

No, it's okay.
I'm sure I passed my interview today.

The vibe is good.

There's lots of hotties here.

The alcohol tastes good, too.

Everything is good except for me.

Fine! I'll dance for you guys.

Fine! I'll dance for you guys.

What are those people doing over there?

Oh my goodness.

The man, with his long fingers...

held the woman's small and narrow chin.

"You're prettier close up."

It's much more obvious
when I look at you up close.

"Your eyes, nose, and lips..."

"They're perfect."

You got your eyes done,
you got your nose done...

and you slimmed down your chin.

You're making me blush.

But my breasts are still mine.

Gosh.

I don't think I can hold it in.

Excuse me, I'm in a rush.

I told you to learn. Work harder.

Where are you going? Play with me.

Sorry. I have to feed my cat.

Wait, your cat? Your cat?

Goodness, you scared me.

Excuse me, here you go.

Goodness, I almost fainted.

Here. Take it.

Thank you.

Who the--

Why are you here?

I was wondering if you had fainted.

- What is it?
- Chairman Cha is looking for you.

Geez, I have a bad feeling about this.

[The Daebok Group's Heir
and His Secret Love Affair]

[The Secret Love Affair
in an Itaewon Club]

[I'm jealous...]
[I was wondering who he was dating.]

[Wow, he's handsome.]
[They look good.]

[Let's investigate.]
[I want him.]

They didn't need to create a scandal.

It wasn't enough for you
to frivolously spend my money

so you tainted the conglomerate's image?

Well, your conglomerate isn't
even ranked first or second.

Pack your bags.
No, there's no need to pack.

Travel down to one of my resorts.

Go down there
and learn about the company!

I don't want to.

- Yes, Chairman Cha.
- Come here.

Take this punk away!

No, forget that!

Why are you embarrassing me?

Fine, I'll go. I'm going. Where is it?

Focus on the ends. Yes.

That's right.

Yes.

That's good.

Why don't you just burn
the whole place down?

I already told you that cooking is
all about controlling the temperature.

I'm sorry.

Yoo Mi, how many times did you fail?
Is this your third or fourth try?

It's my third.

If you fail again, consider transferring
to another cooking academy.

Maybe this academy isn't for you.

We're not the only
cooking academy around.

Why don't you consider a different
career path while you're at it?

Yeah, I like those shapes.

Yeah.

It didn't come yet.

I don't think I can go.

[Contract Expiration in 30 Days]
I don't have time to go there...

Hey, who told you to get married
in Gangwon Province?

Whatever! I'm not going!
I'm hanging up now.

[Husband and Wife]

[Groom: Kim Young Han,
Bride: Jo Mi Hee]

Let's go.

Hey.

Why do I have to take the shuttle bus
when I have a car?

- It was the chairman's orders.
- You're...

going to come with me anyway,
so why can't I--

"That punk is lacking in so many ways!
Cut him off from everything!"

"Confiscate his money, credit cards,
and car! Everything he has!"

That's what the chairman said.

Give me my car keys.

Hey, give me my car keys!

Hey, what are you doing?

Why the hell do I have to take this bus?

Let's go.

Don't come near me. I'm not kidding.
I'll kill you. Don't come...

Hey, let go of me
while I'm asking nicely.

I'm very serious...

Hey!

Hey, I can't take the bus.

- Mister, this way.
- Hey, it's going this way!

Damn it, there are no seats left.

- Excuse me.
- Yes?

Geez, seriously.

- Thank you.
- What?

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

Wow, this woman is seriously...
Why are you...

[The Boss' Explicit Taste]

- Please sit down.
- Okay!

What's this?

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

The bus started moving so suddenly.

Excuse me.

How long are you going to sit here?

Right.

I'm sorry.

Miss. Miss, we've arrived.
Please get off.

Geez, what the hell am I
supposed to do here?

Geez, that woman, until the very end...

Wow, you're telling me...

I have to be a bellhop at this resort?

Me? Cha Jin Wook?

After you get changed,
you'll be informed of your duties.

You must always put on a friendly smile.

This man must be crazy.

Can you handle the aftermath
of doing this to me?

That decision is always
up to the person in question.

I'll give you 10 minutes.

Wow, seriously.
Why the hell should I wear this?

9 minutes and 53 seconds,
52 seconds, 51 seconds, 50 seconds...

Wow.

Why the hell would I wear this?

Hey.

"Hey"?

I didn't work out to use my muscles
for cleaning. Move along.

- Then I'll--
- Go on.

I'll do it myself, then.

Hey.

But why aren't you cleaning?

Why do you keep calling me "Hey"?
You're doing that on purpose.

We should help each other out.

I'm enjoying the sun!

Then rest well.

Geez, Secretary Jang.

I'm thirsty. Bring me a beverage.

Of course. Coffee or juice?

Juice. Freshly squeezed.

Yes.

That was fast. Juice?

Geez, it's you. Good afternoon.

It's time for you to work.

Don't you know we're hosting
a wedding this afternoon?

Not right now.
I'm playing a very important round.

Should I report this to Chairman Cha?
Would that make you get up?

Okay.

Fine, I'm going.

Geez.

I failed?

But there's no way.
Can you check that again?

I did so well in my interview.
They loved me...

Yes, I understand.

Yoo Mi.

Why do you bother living? Let's just die.

Let's die.

What a joke.

Geez, I have to get my car back soon.

Oh, my daughter! You came!

Hey! What on earth are you wearing?

Is this my wedding or my funeral?

You told me you couldn't come.

I came hoping this would be
your last wedding.

I won't be at your third one.

I'll be around 60 years old
when I marry a third time.

I'll be sexy then too, don't you agree?

Gosh, don't take it seriously.
You're scaring me.

But did you come alone, by any chance?

Didn't you have any men to bring along?

You should have brought someone.

Remarrying isn't anything to brag about.

And this isn't the time
for me to be dating, Mom.

Yeah, who cares if you don't have anyone?
You can snag a guy at this wedding.

First off...

take off that Grim Reaper outfit.

- Let's go.
- Who are you?

Go inside. Go on, hurry!

Mom, I can't breathe.

Why is it so tight on you?

Put up with it for a short while.
The ceremony won't take long.

Give me my clothes back.

Hey, you better not take that off.
I won't speak to you if you do.

That's right.
We forgot the most important part.

Excuse me, please bring it out.

What's this? Breast inserts?

The source of my confidence.

No, I don't need that. That's okay.

- Come here!
- Mom!

You better not take this off!

I don't want to!

Now, the bride and groom
will read their letters to each other.

Gosh, she's actually
going through with this wedding.

This is for my other half, Mi Hee.

I'd like to thank you all
for coming all the way here

to congratulate us
on our special wedding day.

I spent a lot of time to find true love.

And it seems like the heavens
finally gifted me with my other half.

It's all still fresh in my memory.

This is really good.

- Excuse me.
- Yes.

Please give me one more plate.

- Yes.
- Thank you.

Every moment that I spend with you
is very precious and makes me happy.

I see you as a beautiful goddess
who has entered into my life.

I will cherish and love you forever.

- Excuse me.
- Yes?

- One more plate, please.
- Yes.

Excuse me.

One more plate.

Geez, she already ate three plates.
Where does it all go?

Hey, you there.

Take this back to the kitchen.

"Hey, you there"?

Go, you little--

You'll find a car out front.

After you empty the tank,
please report to me.

Then what about the car keys?

Keep it with you, and...

don't give it to anyone.

I understand.

Now, it's time to present the bride
and groom's special memories

in a slideshow presentation.

Please look at the screen.

[Jo Mi Hee and Kim Young Han]

Wow, you were so handsome back then.

Wow, you were beautiful too.

- You were so cute.
- I was?

The bride looks like an actress.

I heard she was. She used to be
an erotic actress back in the day.

- Really?
- Yeah.

[It's Going to Burst]
What's that?

Hey, I heard her mom
is an erotic actress.

- What? Seriously?
- Unbelievable.

What was it called?

It went something like
"It's going to burst."

- That's crazy!
- But her breasts are really big!

I thought we agreed
to take that photo out.

I didn't want to leave out
a part of my past.

That's okay.

What are you doing here?

- Pardon?
- Why aren't you working?

Wait a minute. I am working.
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- What are you doing right now?
- Pardon?

This is something a man should do.

- Thank you.
- I'm working.

Um...

I know you don't want to work here

but you shouldn't harm anyone else,
at the very least.

I told you...

it was an accident.

How was I supposed to dodge a woman
who was running like an enraged bull?

- Mr. Cha!
- What is it?

Do I look like I'm kidding around?

But I fell too,
so my arms and legs hurt...

Yes, I understand.

I was wrong. Happy?

If you know that, apologize to her.

Apologize to our valued customer
whom you called an enraged bull.

Wait...

Why are you doing this to me?

I'm sure you know very well
where you'll end up if I fire you.

Then.

Mom, are you crazy?
You weren't a supermodel or Miss Korea.

You were an erotic actress,
and you want to brag about that?

If you're so proud of it,
watch it yourself. No...

- You can watch it together tonight.
- It's too good to watch alone.

Really? If it's that good, do you want to
use that photo for your funeral too?

Listen to you. You really
can't wait for me to die, huh?

Mom, you don't know anything.
Because of you...

Aren't you embarrassed at all?

Please act your age!

I want to tell you the same thing.

You should meet a handsome man
while you're young and beautiful

and experience a passionate romance,
but you make me so frustrated!

This wench!

Why does she have to do this
on her mother's wedding day?

You should be more understanding of her.

- I understand her.
- What?

Honey, we're going off
to our honeymoon tonight.

Don't you remember
what we planned to do?

Gosh, I don't know...

I must have lost my mind.

I must have come here to torture myself.

- Hello.
- Come here.

- Hand it over.
- Pardon?

- Give it to me.
- I don't know.

- Are you crazy? You want to be fired?
- No.

Here.

- Work hard.
- Yes!

- Hey.
- Yes.

- Take it off.
- My clothes?

Hurry, I'm tired.

Geez.

Who is it?

Gosh, wait.

Hey, what is this?

I didn't order room service.

- Geez.
- Excuse me, I didn't order this.

It's free.

Even if it's free, I don't want it.
Please leave.

If you knew how much this wine costs,
you wouldn't be saying that.

Please leave before I report you.

Fine, I came to apologize
for what happened earlier.

Then go ahead.

If you're here to apologize,
then go ahead!

Wow, is this what overextending
one's authority looks like?

What did you say?

If you want me to apologize,
you should apologize first.

Wait, why would I do that?

Don't you remember me from the bus?

And you're the one who ran into
my cart like an enraged bull.

What? An enraged bull?

Excuse me, are you finished yet?

No, I have a lot more to say,
but I don't want to tire myself out.

I'll get going.

Hey, who the hell is that guy?

Hey, you there!

You should check the rooms
to see if they've been cleaned.

Come here.

- Early leave.
- Early leave? Are you sick?

- Go.
- You should rest, then.

He's... such a strange character.

My car keys.

You're the one who ran into
my cart like an enraged bull.

This is getting annoying
the more I think about it.

An enraged bull?
Who does he think he is?

Gosh, this is annoying.
It's even worse that he's good-looking.

This is good.

"If you knew how much this costs,
you wouldn't be saying that."

What a joke. I'll seriously...

I'll let it go
because this is delicious.

Excuse me. Please open the door.

- Hello?
- Excuse me!

- Save me!
- What did she say?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me!

- Excuse me. Excuse me!
- Geez.

Hey!

- Hand it over.
- What is it? I gave you your car keys.

- The master key, you punk! Hurry!
- Here.

Hey, come on...

Hey, look for her! Hurry!

Gosh, I'm going crazy here!

Excuse me!

- What is it?
- Move!

Oh, man!

- Blood. Blood. Blood...
- What is this?

- Move. What's going on?
- Blood...

- What the hell is this?
- Is this 911?

Excuse me! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey...

- It's all over me!
- Lose some weight!

Open the door!

That way!

Open the door!

- What happened?
- She collapsed on the bathroom floor.

Excuse me, can you hear me?

Are you all right? Are you all right?

Excuse me, can you hear me?
Can you feel this?

He's down.

- What's going on?
- She's fine!

Gosh, this is embarrassing...

Who the hell are you?

How many times has it been today?
Why do you keep approaching me?

Hey, when did I ever approach you?

Why were you laying down
on your bathroom floor like that?

Well, it's just...

that the floor was slippery
from the soap bubbles.

You should have told me you were okay
when I carried you out!

I was going to say something,
but you were all reacting--

Fine, maybe you were embarrassed.
Then you should have acted better.

You humiliated me by laughing
in front of all those people!

Mr. Smile.

Then what about you? Why did you
come into my room with my permission?

You called for help.

This is annoying. Why did you
have to bring me that cart?

Why can't I...

simply bathe whenever I want?

Why can't I...

even make Korean meatballs properly?

Why doesn't anything go my way?

Are you all right?

What did you say?

You're fine if you can speak properly.

If you came here to have a good time,
enjoy it without being so moody.

He's a gangster.
He has such broad shoulders.

If you came here to have a good time,
enjoy it without being so moody.

[Porridge Restaurant]

- Thank you for your help today.
- You worked hard.

[Happy birthday.]

[We take orders for two or more people.]

[Cheese and Spicy Chicken Kimbap]

Is it your hobby to look distressed?

Keep going as if you didn't see me.
Please don't pick a fight with me.

- I don't want you to run into a car.
- What?

- Geez, you're like Blackey.
- "Blackey"?

She's a friend I feed every day.

Then what about you? Did you rent a car?

You didn't steal a customer's car, right?

I'm speechless.

I guess you don't know who I am.
I'm not your average person.

Yes, I see. Is that so?

I wasn't going to say this, but the son
of the chairman of that resort--

You didn't steal the chairman's
son's car, did you?

Never mind. Get in. I'll give you a ride.

Are you contemplating my offer right now?

I won't get arrested as
an accomplice to car theft, right?

Forget it then.

It seems like the bus
stopped running already.

- Mister, is the bus still running?
- No, it stopped.

Geez, I knew it.

Woah.

I'll just consider this
additional customer service.

- Put on your seatbelt.
- Yes.

- Did you come from an interview?
- Pardon?

You look better in that than a dress.
You look like a secretary.

Wait, what did you say?

- You didn't read it out loud, did you?
- Read what?

"The Boss' Explicit Taste."
The title is very provocative.

It's... It's not that kind of book.

I see.

But, what's that sound?

Geez, Secretary Jang.

Hey.

- Lend me some money.
- Pardon?

He wouldn't have gone very far.
The car is out of gas.

Let him go for today.
He probably has somewhere to go.

Yes, I understand.

He might get his act together
after he sees his mom.

Get out.

Wait, where are we?

I thought we were
going back to the resort.

I never told you I was going back
to the resort. Aren't you getting out?

Gosh.

I even filled up your tank with gas.

Why are you telling me to get out?

Hey, that was...

Geez.

- I said I'll pay you back double.
- I don't believe you.

I never go back on my word
when I make a promise.

Fine, I get it.

I'm going to stay here for a while,
so you can take the bus or hitchhike.

Although I don't know how that will go.

Wh... What?

Or you can have a drink with me.

Together?

Neither of us are in a good mood,
so let's recharge for a while.

I'm not hitting on you,
so don't get excited.

Hey, come on. I didn't feel anything.

That's good.

Let me take a sip.

I ended up trashing that wine
without drinking very much of it.

Well, what's done is done,
and I'll never see you again anyway.

I don't care anymore!

I don't care anymore!

Look at this. Nice! I found some money!

Oh my gosh.

1989. This was made the year I was born.

I'm having a lucky day!

Really? Don't you think your day
was too crazy to call it good?

Even if a hundred bad things happen,
when one good thing happens

that day is a lucky day.

I found 500 won in this vast bed of sand.

And it was made the year I was born.
I think that's lucky.

Here, it's a gift.

Are you pitying me because
I don't have gas money?

I'm just wishing you luck.

You seemed sad all day.

You look like a cat that lost its mother.

A cat? Are you drunk off of one sip?

Hey, I'm a heavyweight!

Are you that happy?

- Yes.
- I wouldn't be surprised if you danced.

Should I? I'm a pretty good dancer!

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm dancing!

Hey, what are you doing?

You're embarrassing me!
Stop it already!

I was thankful to you earlier today.

Nothing is working out for me
these days...

and I'm so lonely...

I was having a really hard time.

But, no one ever asked me
if I was all right.

You were the first to ask.

You were the first
to ask me if I'm okay.

It's not even a big deal,
but those words...

strangely comforted me.

Geez, I'm so charming.

You're not the first woman
who cried because of me

but you're the first woman who cried
because I asked you if you were okay.

And you're the first woman
who I think is pretty...

when you cry.

It's getting late, so I should get going.

You got your eyes done,
you got your nose done...

I'm sorry. I have to feed my cat.

Your cat? Your cat?

He's cute.

Blackey, I told you not to
do that in the house.

What is it? It's me.

Did you have a fun day?

Eat and play all you want.
I'll see you later today.

[My Secret Romance]

Get a hold of yourself. This isn't right.

- Good work!
- We're finally working as nutritionists.

I'm proud that you're doing a good job.
But when are you getting married?

You did it, Lee Yoo Mi. I'm proud of you.

Did you see the woman in black
getting in the elevator?

Pardon?

You're going to hire someone else?
How could you do this on my first day?

You've deeply insulted me.