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MY FAMILY JUST LOVES YOU!

"Here you go.
FOR MATHILDE AND FRANOISE

- Can I get it? Thank you.
-Of course.

Do you really want to?
please your girlfriend!

How much?

-It's 199.90 euros.
-This is perfect!

almost the same as I wanted,
golden and round.

Do you have a loyalty card?

It gives you a 20% discount
in lati- men until tomorrow.

- See you soon, ma'am.
-At soon. Thanks.

Jackie and Michel, go
to the apartment of cold.

But it's not better to work.
in an office, with colleagues,

-like everyone?
"I'm not like everyone else.

You will be suffocated.
All day alone here.

No, no.
See Steve Jobs.

He started in the garage.
I can start in the living room.

temporary,
for the business to walk.

I have many ideas,
like the "Cats Me",

the application that gives the age
of the cat by the paw.

Sorry,
I did not have time to cook.

With the closing of the issue,
The week was crazy.

-You want to see?
-Yes, of course!

It was incredible.

Well, we're doing something.
more glamorous, very feminine.

"Evelyne Leclercq
love the whole foot. "

That sounds great!

Your parents should be
very proud of you.

I'll get the dessert.

You weird
still do not know her parents.

We see you every Sunday.
and we adore her, without doubt!

You do not prefer to know
When will I ask her hand?

I booked Thursday night,
in the Flower of Lotus,

the best table,
near the aquarium.

But she deserves it
something more modern!

As Oscar Wilde says:

"If you look at the moon,
You will always fall into the stars. "

I'm exhausted, but happy.
with the closing of the issue.

Yes for sure.

-Didn't it look beautiful?
-Very beautiful.

Now we will be read by all,
because before it was

Xavier?
Julien's best friend.

Hi.
What ...

But what...

But...

My heart, I came to tell you
You changed my life.

Your eyes, your smile.

Hey, take off your dancers,
or I'll run all over!

Can we have a minute here?
Thank you!

If I leave,
the thing will be ugly

My biggest dream is to spend
the rest of your life with you.

"Now you'll see.
-We're in the middle of ...

-He could have hurt you.
-Caution.

But I still
it was not over.

I can not imagine
My life without you.

Even if it's you
on your knees

Do you want to be my wife?

Yes.
Of course you do.

Watch out! Yes Yes.

Well, this ...
only a small ring,

but when I can,
I'll put another stone.

Only thing missing.
for the request to be perfect.

His family, his parents,
his brother.

I still do not know them.

We have to tell them.

This weekend...

on the island of R .

I go.

Yes.

Welcome to La Rochelle.

To change trains,
all passengers ...

You could have chosen
other clothing.

It seems that I'm going
to a UMP congress.

And those country shoes?

Of course not.
You look beautiful like this!

- Really?
-Yes. In addition, more local.

There, children,
or next year we're going to Ol ron!

-What, Ol ron, m e?
- It's not the same thing!

I'm glad that I would create
the "Happiness" application.

You fool!

"I hope I do not talk silly."
"Why?"

In front of the parents,
we are always a little ...

-You're worried!
-No way!

My parents are very close,
They are very similar.

On the other hand,
my brother ... special.

With a little humor,
We'll find a way.

-Are they?
-Yes.

All right, my dear?

Hi, I'm Jean-Seb.
Are you Julien?

No, I'm the Jew,
a schoolmate.

We met on the train.

-It was a joke!
-Yes.

A little humor
It's always good.

I'm Corinne,
the Eva's sister-in-law.

Hi, I'm Julien.

I do not understand.

These are my children.

This the Jean-J sus,
my oldest.

Ol , Jean-J sus.

- That's Palefroi.
-Heat.

And Prunille.

-Gutten tag.
- "Ratatag".

- What?
-Anneke, the foreign bab.

I asked an English lady
who took care of Lady Di.

The site sent us.
I do not know what happened!

Well, she's already here.
We can not do anything.

-C'mon C'mon.
- Let's get in the car.

Do you carry the luggage?
Then you visit Germany.

My love!
My little cat.

Where are we going to sit?

Stop!

The Henry D s CD fought
in "Prout-Prout Truck".

Do not worry,
we almost did not listen.

When I took over the nursery,
sales increased 22%.

35 thousand euros per week,
without counting holidays and holidays.

"My father made no compliment.
"Did you want candy?"

This fool wants to kill us!
Palefroi, you're gonna eat this!

Jean-Seb! Hitting on a child
it ends with her dreams.

I put the magazine
of psychology on the bedside table.

Anneke, why do not you put
a shirt on top of that?

-Carrefour, I'm optimistic!
"Did you see?"

-It works.
- What?

the application I created.

The slogan touches when we pass
by a network of shops.

Very practical
for blind people!

"Totally stupid."
-What did he say?

Can you leave it off?
- You're good.

Good morning lady.

-But damn it!
-It's all right. Here it is.

Did you trade in the bakery?

Speaking of bakery,
You should love a donut.

-Jean-Seb!
"What did the arrogant say?"

He did not say anything.
Thank you!

That's what makes you deaf!
I can repeat it if you want!

Stop this!
Do not do that!

I will not play Muggle role.

This booth does not make you
better than me!

What are you doing,
Corinne?

Stop this!

Do not you hear your wife?
I'll show you, you thick one!

-I did not say anything, ma'am!
"Am I thick, you rascal?"

Brigitte Bardot
of my two balls!

Stop it! Come on, Corinne!
-I can not!

Why?
Is not this an accelerator?

-The problem's on the brake!
- What the fuck, the cops!

Boss,
Can I take care of this car?

No, he's mine.

Accelerate, they did not see us.
What are you doing?

Why are you stopping?

- Documents, please.
-Of course sir.

I'll look,
I am always with them.

- What about the engine?
-As?

-The engine of the car.
-What an idiot!

Wow!

Chief, come and see this.

I do not believe it.
A double pedal!

Yes, my mechanic installed it.

I can nap
and take care of my wife.

Because woman on the steering wheel ...
Do you understand me?

I am the leader Val rie Mouchet.
Come with me.

It was 425 euros
by a double pedal.

You know what we could
purchase?

A coupling,
a roof rack,

but no,
we played 425 euros in the trash.

A group of Parisians!

Well, just take an anxiolytic.
It's gonna be okay.

"My little darlings!"
-Vov !

-Vov !
-My treasure!

This is Julien.
-Ol .

I am Marie-Lau P rin e,
I'm very happy.

Are you going to keep talking?

It's an honor to meet
Mother Teresa of the Island of R .

It's been a year since we waited for you,
but you're too busy,

so the family
is in the background.

Mom, we will not talk about work.
during the weekend.

No, I'm just
a small business ...

Do not be modest, Julien.
It's very pretentious.

"Look what you've done!
-I'm full.

I'm Dahlia,
best friend of Marie-Lau.

I live here,
but I already worked in Paris,

-In the entertainment business.
- Defecating in the pool.

My face
Do not you remember anything?

I was a singer.

In "Aimons-Nous Vivants",
by Fran ois Val ry ...

I was right there.

People here are respectful.
No one's talking to me.

"Us, you look tired.
"Yes, she's right.

I'm counting on you
for everything to work out with your father.

You can trust me, man!

You are not
Not at all worried?

Let's go!
Let's go in, people.

Here, the foot is here
And the eggs will stay here.

Now the leek.
Then I'll start doing ...

As you can see,
It's all very simple.

But it was done with the heart.

Beautiful

A pity you have
this leakage of water.

After you paint,
will be impeccable.

But it's impeccable!

a lacquered brown cloud effect
with a touch of violet.

It kills me laughing.

Every day is a joke!

Excuse me!

Ma, this is your job.
It's incredible.

- Yes, it's magnificent.
-Yes.

Until we installed a sauna
underground.

I want to see.

As the abbot Pierre said,

we are happier
when we make happy. "

There, filling the tires
of wheelchairs.

We're on the cover
of the "R Far Lighthouse" so,

but the journalist
was our acquaintance.

There are the chubby ones on the island.
making a sack run.

We use transport bags
for long distances.

I'll take my hat off.
for you to invest like this.

-Really.
"That's important, Mother.

Thank you dear.

My daughter came back
for this finished father!

Father, you could have
wearing a pair of underwear.

After the cutter incident,
I do not care about anything else.

I want to introduce you to Julien,
who found the garden magnificent.

Yes, it's very ... organized.

It seems that we have
many things in common.

Your p s.

-Yes, they're the same!
-No, your feet in the hose.

-Excuse me.
"My new treasure."

An automatic hose.

A sudden blow
and it rewinds at 9m / s,

32km / h. I will time
because I have free time.

Hi Dad!

Dad?

-Dad?
-He's not well, honey.

Lie down here, Jean.

Honey, it's happening.
again!

-What the hell!
-I'll get the defibrillator!

"Take care of him, my love!
-Of course!

Be strong, Jean, let's live
many moments together.

I do not think he's
more breathing!

I do not know where it is!
Somebody help me!

What the hell!

Did you guys look in the trash?
- It could be in the trash.

I hid it in the kitchen,
next to the fondue set.

That's why they're lost.

I found!

One minute
and 4 seconds.

6 seconds more
than last time.

Oh, Jean, you need to stop.
with these little pranks!

When it is true,
What am I going to reanimate you with?

With the fondue set?

We had to be suspicious.
His mouth would be crooked.

This idiot has
Soft lips.

I'm going to put on my underwear,
and let's go to the table.

-I thought it was funny!
- That was ...

He's a playboy, is not he?

Here, each one
as you wish.

Come on, Julien, you stay here.

No, no, no.
Jean will lead.

-The Jean-Seb ...
"I'll stay with Daddy."

Eva and Julien stay here,
my grandchildren over there

and Corinne there,
near the kitchen.

-Yes.
-Corinne, I'll help you.

No, not at all!
She has her organization.

and, if we interfere,
everything is lost.

-You're invited, relax.
- You're good.

Father, you saw
that I will sit by your side?

Good,
I will leave you in the family.

I'm going home,
open a can of tuna

and see
the Jean-Luc Reichmann ...

Here, Jean, serve me.
a Pinouche tea!

I prepared a gold
with crust of R sal salt.

- Say what you think.
"I had no gold."

I made sea bass, Marie-Lau.

Sea bass, sorry.

Prunille is going to take a nap.
Say "bye," Prunille.

They do not know the luck
that they have at that age.

-She could wear a T-shirt.
-You wear a sweater.

I will not repeat it, Anneke!
Please!

"Anneke, please."
-No, Jean-Seb!

But what a little ring,
my dear?

You noticed.
I think it's time to tell.

I saw one like
in the section of jewelry of Leclerc.

I was going to buy because he
30% off

- in latic nios.
- It was 20%.

A beautiful ring
that Julien gave me

without any special reason,
no , Juju?

We'll talk about jewelry later.

When Eva told me,

she said it was the best thing
that she would tell me.

Folks,
we have a champion here.

Julien is fourth
in the French sailing championship,

category 470.

- My parabens!
- How wonderful!

A pride.
My parabens!

That's why he too will compete. "
on Sunday morning.

No need to be "P rin e"
to get on the boat?

He's right.
It was like this last year.

-We have closer people.
-Sorry, there must be a mistake.

-Eva, tell them.
-No, I'll tell you.

Thanks to Julien,
we will arrive first.

If we do not stay in prison,
Daddy will be upset.

I would die.

Eat me

Enjoy your food.

A few months ago,
I told my father

that you were sailing.

"Why did you do that, love?"
-I do not know.

To create
a little complicity.

-Of course.
And he was excited.

He will be discouraged when he comes
that I never stepped on a boat.

Well, my father too.
no great sailor.

A boy on the internet
made a video setting a candle.

Make it the same
and he will not suspect.

He will be happy.
for sharing it with you.

AND...

And the ring?
No special reason?

That hurts a little.

What were you thinking?

Sorry my love.

For a moment, I ...

I got scared
of their reaction.

I'm the only daughter.
At the time, I said something.

Okay, okay.

And we also do not need
count at once.

We have three days.
No, two days before the race.

Like you said in the picture?

"In front of the parents,
we are always a little ... "

You piss me off.

Keep going.
Pretend I'm not here.

Ma and bergamot for you,
my dear.

And for you, Julien,
crystallized ginger.

M ...

Keep going.
The walls are already up.

You are alone
in the world.

And he said: "This
of Guy Lux's office,

You're going to make a record.
the microphone is yours. "

Sorry for the confusion,
they are two hurricanes.

Hurricanes like this,
we want every day

That is Lambert,
the neighbor, he vi vo.

-He raised his daughters by himself.
"It must be difficult for him.

He did not waste time.
J stayed with everyone on the island.

Everyone knows that you
They are dogs.

Judge without knowing
Really easy!

The people who work with me
Quick.

I'm the boss,
So I can.

All happiness
this image brings me ...

We are lucky,
after all.

I think they're lucky
to have us.

Strive with Jean-Seb.

It's hard to stand out
with a good father like you.

- He already betrayed me once.
"You're overreacting."

On the other hand,
the boy is formidable.

And his career is very good.
He has a presence.

If the paper runs out of you,
Julien, save the roll.

I save them for the retired
stutterers from Saint Martin.

This kid was funny.

We know all about him,
but he does not show it.

My roses!

That idiot!

I'm so sorry.

-You broke my roses!
-Your favorites.

He's a little clumsy.

This house looks like
an invention fair.

One day,
This is going to kill somebody.

-We're not going?
- I will not.

Children, with great pain
that I inform

that Julien was injured
and will not have a bike ride.

We never do things together.
like a family you love.

I'm still in pain.

After the infarction,
Jean could not stay in Paris.

That's when I read the article.
"The people of the Island of R".

I said:
"Jean, pack your bags."

Lower yourself more.

Your performance depends on
of aerodynamics.

-Got it.
"You do not sound clever."

As long as you are efficient
in the boat...

Wow, father!
Your clothes are made of polyamide!

You're going to give us a spanking,
champion

Why are you so tense?
between Jean and Jean-Seb?

"Eva did not tell you?"
-No.

When Jean gave
the nursery for him,

Jean-Seb made a shop
of artificial flowers.

He gets nervous,
He spots you and shoots you.

But you, as a sailor,
untouchable.

Drink slowly, Dahlia.
The body can reject

when you are not used to it
with mineral water.

Let's go? I do not want to stay
near this favela.

The family that won
last year.

They have no morals.

They are vulgar
and disgusting.

They're pretty idiots.

I'll display a timer
in the regatta

Let's finish
with those arrogant ones.

They do not love each other.
How can you love others?

-That's the truth.
-Happy birthday!

Let's go.

I'm going to look for Jean-Seb.

How is the movement,
Gis le?

You do not have a living soul.

Ah, the lady with Alzheimer's
looking for the toothbrush.

-She leaves when she remembers.
-Anything else?

No, nothing.
Ah yes!

Officials came
this morning.

You already talked.
like your father?

These officers do not forgive
nor on holidays.

Let Jean-Luc lookout
and do not let them in.

Yes, Mr. P rin e.
Have a nice day.

TIRAN PATROLS

I can not take this drug any more,
Josiane.

And you did not see the father!

I'll ask for my resignation.
and become a store seller.

I'm here.
The transfer does not work.

Did you know that, old lady?
-Of course.

Are you spying on me?

No, I did not hear anything.

Let's go.
That's why

Sorry, I got the impression.
that we are not well.

Am I wrong?

Yes absolutely yes.

The idiots managed to overthrow
My credit card.

Come on, kids!

Let's be late
to the ecological museum!

Well, let's move on now.
to our other bridge.

It has a length
of 2.826m by 5m.

It was inaugurated with pomp
on May 19, 1988.

-1989.
"What?"

May 19, 1989,
but can continue.

No, sir, I'm sorry.

I have a photo on the album
and I was there.

It was 1988.

I've never seen a guide.
which adulterates the photos.

I can put on pajamas,
change the dates and be guide.

-You have problems.
"Sir, I have to be honest.

With the entrance to 4 euros
times 7, it's only 28 euros.

I met people who would love
being in its place.

They already gave you cacha a today,
you old bastard?

Madeleine, confirm the date,
please?

Go ask for help.
to university students?

These daddy jokes ...

- That was funny.
-He broke the old man.

These elderly
a point of view are difficult.

And the denture was loose.
I did not understand what he said.

The front sail crew
is gone genoa and prevented ...

I'll never make it.

Your father is going to break up with me.

Of course not.

Let's work together.

A family is a team.

You could have told me
of the war of the two.

It is part of the landscape,
I do not understand anymore.

Your brother could also be
more relaxed with me.

Even passing
for a difficult time ...

What?

I heard him on the phone
and his business is very bad.

You got it wrong.

What works
in his life work

The one that works in my
You.

My pretty.

Enough of "clash, clash, clash".

Make the girl's fish,
or she will die of insanity.

Look at her!
Take her to eat.

Let's go! And put on a canga!
It's not that complicated.

And get out of the water!
The sun is strong!

They will hydrate!

I'm going to buy land.
to replant the roses.

Take Juju, father!
Better divide the weight.

No, you can leave.

You go to him not to speak
all night.

Jean, it will be my pleasure to help you.

Great, I put tennis shoes.
and I'm going with you.

"I have something to ask of you."
- Leave them alone.

When is your father?
from Corinne, no one interrupts.

No, Jean-Seb never met
my father, Marie-Lau.

He died
when I was 15 years old.

Wow, I'm such a mess!

I already knew that.

Father of Corinne, dead.
When we want, we get it.

GERMAN SEXUAL TOY

"Thank you, Julien.
-No problem.

I'm not afraid
to steal the jeep, but ...

we will not try the devil,
with these Parisians.

Good Morning.

Are not we good?

Yes,
It's good to be with friends.

Just the two of us.

You're right.
There are some idiots in the house.

Here the idiots are new.

I would not dare.

You know, Jean ...

I think I'm a good guy,
I have good values,

I have solid bases.

And the strong arms.

How do you turn the reel
in a boat 45 p s

with that baby arm?

No, I'm kidding.

Jack Pourcin,
"Jack Varbre 2004",

was 1.56m.

Exactly.
Speaking of Jacky ...

You better not wait.
an Olympic performance,

Why could I stay
a bit disappointed.

A humble Parisian!
I discovered it here!

Jean, stop it.

The Parisians are always
bragging about nothing.

In Paris, I was an asshole.

But we, from R,
we are zen

I was like you,
white as a nun's leg.

I did not even take it anymore.
to Marie-Lau.

Just on the day of Miss France,
to give me courage.

I asked to happen!
Look at them.

Do you think they
still fucking?

Jean, let's have some wine,
a juice?

Not a quickie, because the wife
changed diapers all day.

"A lemonade?"
-We can get whatever comes.

Secret ria, sister-in-law,
nurse.

-Vodka, margarita, colonel?
-We used "YouPorn".

- Enough! Let's go.
-I did not finish my crepe!

Right...

It's very hot.
It's better here.

Too bad we do not have
visited you in Paris,

-But your father does not want it.
- You lost.

Our apartment...

Our ateli loft
It's very spacious.

Julien wanted to come,

but I was negotiating
with Apple.

I said, "Think of you,
my things can wait. "

Did you see that I'm not talking about work?
It's itching.

Thanks.
Juju is very discreet.

When success comes,
He messes with you a lot.

Succeed
3 crap for the cell phone ...

Sell plastic plants
It's much more attractive.

We know what attracts you.
He's keeping an eye on German.

I saw him looking
for Corinne's butt.

For Corinne?
And why not for Jean,

Since we are at this level?
Sorry, Corinne.

You can make a dedication
to a friend?

- She's from your articles.
"Of course, what's her name?"

Marie-Dominique, but write
Marie-Dominouche.

When will you use
your real name

Virginie Irdel.
That strange name...

All Artists
have pseudonyms.

Myl ne Farmer looks real,
but Fabienne P toux.

This name is very ugly.

My daughter works at Elle.
I'm excited.

I'm going to buy strawberries
of Lulu.

Are you waiting for me here?
-Yes.

Hi Jean! Missed it
of your basket of strawberries?

"Jean, Marie-Lau,
Let's play a game".

Yeah, that's a good idea.
I'll get to the point later.

"The only daughter of you ...

also unique to me. "
That was good!

"For me, Jean ...

the commitment of love
for the life..."

Oh, shit!

No, this is not possible.

What the hell!
He is not stirring.

Hey, get him out of here!

Are you listening to me?
Come get your father!

He's got a crooked mouth!

54 seconds.
That's your score.

You're pleasing me.
increasingly.

The owner here is a friend.
We are always well served.

- Julien chooses the wine.
-Ah yes?

It's fine.

No, no ...

A Tariquet.
He's good, fresh, fruity.

Yes, very good.
Let's get a Chablis.

Dominique Laroche,
harvest of 2011.

Yeah, it's good too.

Here is a place
without ceremonies.

I have four children's dishes,
three adults and one special,

-But I think there was a mistake.
-No, the special one.

Wow, I forgot.
of your allergy to iodine, Corinne.

All right, it's got bread and butter.
They fit well.

I heard the girl talking in German
and I would be very happy

if she agreed to sing
one piece with me.

No, Anneke!
You're going to do pole dance ...

Yes, we borrowed it!

The minimum
what can we do.

Go, you can go.

She wants to grab the Hedi ...

"Sag Warum" by Camillo?
It's fine.

Let's go.

Germany is incredible.

She can create this
and Angela Merkel.

I would like to thank
for having welcomed me.

-Yes No problems.
-Good...

I have a charade.

What is the common ground?
following pairs:

the pear and the chocolate,
bread and butter ...

Corinne?
The wine and cheese ...

and finally the wine and ...

Corinne, are you okay?

Your hotel college
It was great!

Juju, wait a minute?

I'll get some towels.

His joke sounded bad.
Which is the end?

Wash with lemon juice,
Corinne.

I wash the carpets
Of car.

of the same material,
should work.

Yes for sure.

That fits well.

Well, I'll tell you later.

PROHIBITED ACCESS TO THE PUBLIC

They made me pay
the whole account, even the wines.

You should have denied it.
They would understand.

My savings are over.
It was a miracle the card went by.

They think
What do we have money for?

Now it's going to be a big mistake
with the wedding expenses.

Yes, let's go
tell them.

I'll ask for help
for my father.

What?
Why would not he help?

I do not know.
He's unpredictable, is not he?

You do not like him?

Did something happen?

Yes, he showed.
have lots of energy.

To be honest with you,

all this, this clothes,

it was not the idea
that I had of your family.

Why? What is the problem?
from my family?

-Nothing, forget it.
-No, come on, say it.

That's it

they are very agitated,
no

"Agitated, my family?"
-Yes.

I prefer this
to have lethargic parents.

My parents who adore you
are they lethargic?

You freaking out!

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sweetheart.
I do not want this.

-No, it's not us.
- Not really.

"I love you, you know.
-I love you, too.

I am very nervous
this weekend.

It's my father's boat.
The first".

Of course yes.

What smell?
By sea

No, it's the trash.

We arrived last,
was what we got for it.

"We can not disappoint him."
- All right, come on.

FIRST

PULSE

Tutorial of candle.

Come on.
-No, I just ...

This.

Hello, sweetie!
Today we will have a tutorial.

I bought this v u
super-cool for summer,

-It was not candle, it was v u ...
- Sure, we started well.

-It will work! Look...
"Look.

500 euros! In your face!

It seemed he had lost his kidney.
With what you win, poor guy.

In addition to allergy,
I'm starting phlebitis!

Santa Corinne.

You can pass
the soothing gel ...

on my legs

I guess
or charming Julien.

For you, everyone.
They all deceive you.

I'm going to sleep on the sofa.
Work quietly.

What the hell!

I'm hungry.

-Can go.
-Yes.

"Try not to wake them up.
"Yes, do not worry.

I'll go.

"I be empty."
Sandu che.

Is she naked?

No, she's not naked.

Yes, she is naked.

No, do not leave!

I'll get a towel.
Towel.

-Towel?
- Yes, a towel.

Are you feeling?
That smell?

My cream
for swollen legs.

When I stress,
the circulation is bad and ...

Keep the mystery, my dear.

Have you seen the new bab?
A German, beautiful?

No, I did not pay attention.

Listen,
avoid appearing without warning.

I like you to come
on Saturdays, between 3pm and 4pm.

When I put the calendar
in the fridge, I do not change anymore.

Dad, I'm having nightmares!
"Do not move. She leaves.

But it's not right!
She may have sleep disorders.

Then, in the open door,
incontinence and narcolepsy.

No, open the door for her.

Let's go!

Dad!

Father, I dreamed that a monster
had entered the house

and wanted to eat me.

You're safe.
Where would he fit in?

Through the window...

of your room.

-He's here!
-No!

What circus?

What's going on?
Assault?

Yes, at the pool!

Take the harpoon.
Never know.

How did Mom fall?
like a c u bomb?

So, Anneke, you think
What nude beach?

Go to the bedroom,
please!

A big surprise is missing.
for them?

Have a good night!

I had to come and get the baby.
who was naked in the pool.

Someone could see.

Jean-Seb!

The shirt is 29 euros?
Do you want me to buy it?

-How much did we win yesterday morning?
-Nothing.

-E late?
-Nothing.

It's fine.

-Anything else?
-Nothing important.

Leave my kittens
of porcelain!

"You spoke to whom?"
- With the agents in the office.

It was to call security!

Jean-Luc is off duty
with Sylvine from Conforama!

I do not care about Sylvine!
No one should come in!

Yes, I prevented entry
from 6 customers today!

Personal accounts are
in the red folder.

Personal Accounts?
As well?

They're rolling over their accounts.
I'd calm down with the card.

These assholes can fiddle
whatever they want.

"Thank you"
Only for puppies.

I'll sue you, Josiane!
I'm going to get this pig!

But to make the candy,

the vanilla powder
comes before or after rhubarb?

The transfer did not work,
like yesterday, Gis le.

Josiane?

Josiane,
You need to get me.

I'm without my sedative!
What are you doing?

I never remember the password
from the Jean-Seb card.

Are you sure you do not want to see
the coleau Clau Claudine?

No.

What are you doing here?
Where are the children?

It's very beautiful here.
"I do not have too many clothes."

You have,
but they are too small.

Come on, take care of the kids.

"You can do little biquni
gift for Anneke ".

What's your problem, Anneke?
Do you also want bullets and sauerkraut?

On the contrary, "I count"
that you jumped

from neighboring balcony
inside the pool, like a coconut.

Asshole.

Well, do not count.
all like this

-Thanks.
-You're welcome.

- Next.
"Be more understanding.

Ma, she was naked!

But the important
continue to be the official.

Look at Chirac.

He did not hold the shoes.
for 40 years,

and today, whoever holds it
the spoon of it? To Bernadette.

-Yes?
-Ol , Marie-Annick.

I want
a dozen cupcakes.

Excuse me.

The slogans are good,
but it gives the headache.

- What's his company name?
-Appli New Year.

Yesterday, me and Dahlia
we can not find it on the Internet.

I'll ask Kattel,
of the Court of Justice.

-Yes to get an idea.
"You will not find it."

Anyway
You'll know, Mom.

She will be bought.

- A huge check.
-Lie!

But in this area, everything is done
under the cloths.

So do not say anything
for him.

Look at yourself, Eva.

Did you see?

Evelyne Leclercq:
"Yes, I love integral hair."

And I love couscous.

These free magazines
they are idiots

Quite frankly,
the death of the press.

"Here you go.
"Thank you, Marie-Annick.

Do you put it on my note?

"Next, please."
-Let's go?

-It's just a kid's lie.
-But you're 30!

Lying about your job
It's the worst thing.

My mother l "Elle"
since I was little!

- She's proud.
"Your mother must be proud.

You do not have to convince her
with lies.

Is your life such a bad thing?
Because she's mine, too.

Enough, do not overdo it.
I forgive German history.

Stop this!
Nothing happened!

"Nothing happened!"
The phrase that the traitors love.

I'm not recognizing you
and that's difficult.

I'll fix everything
tonight.

Let's scream a lot
and forget about it.

So it's better to count
what makes you happy and proud,

as a wedding
with the man who loves you.

Love us
May you be ashamed.

"Pulse".
How did this happen?

Let's children,
Let's go to the car.

-Come here!
- A hug!

Yes, Mother.

It seems that these marmosets
they pay a Filipina illegally.

This is going to have to come
in the ears of Urssaf.

What vulgarity!
They look like lottery winners.

They changed the name of my boat.
I'm sure it was them.

They have a juicer.
of Orange.

They smiled!

Ridiculous.

It's not better
train a little

It's not worth it.

The Rafael Nadal,
in the final in Roland Garros,

Did you walk off the court on the court?
No. Or Julien is the same.

Julien.

Foie gras and lobster.
I did it simply.

And Jean went to get
strawberries on Lulu.

We have to help
local workers.

With the crisis, we act together,
or we'll never get out of it.

It is what fits in the glass,
Dear!

Great when we thirst.

Slow down, Dahlia!
This is not water.

- To the P rin es.
- To the P rin es.

You must think me a monster.
-No, you have the right.

It's been six months.
I revived, I feel more beautiful.

Maybe it's just
a bad phase with Jean-Seb.

I think 5 years
too much for one phase.

So, get it over with.

They will destroy
your own love.

They are harmful.
Yes Yes.

I do not want to affect my children.
They are balanced.

The breasts of German
are bigger.

Nothing is more beautiful
than a childish smile.

She has binoculars!
Can we play with them?

No, leave him alone.

Their father passed
by a very difficult test.

Put your shoes on.

-Hello all well?
-Yes thanks. All right?

Wow, today is the day.
There's going to be German food.

Lambert, we're here!
Come on!

Yeah, I'm busy right now.

"What disgusting champagne!"
-But I appreciate it.

No, it's not possible.

And the color of your bikini?

It's very beautiful, a mixture
yellow and red.

Here, "Freeze me."

He says how much time is left
for the ice cream to get ready.

Yes, it's cool.

Let's do a test?

Here you go, children.
It's the daddy who's giving.

Can get the most expensive.

You're not going to shut up.
my mouth.

They are weak.

But with me no.
I see everything.

I'm a Pentium, you know?

Best entrepreneur
Yvelines 2007,

a successful company
and a Wikipedia page.

I'm going to end your life.
Until you can not stand it.

Nice.

-I wanted to know...
-Yes.

It would be possible today ...
-Good...

I have to see the refrigerator.

Wow, cool!
I think I understand.

This is the P rin es sauna.

You need to ask your brother.
stop picking up my p .

It was to be party,
but I just have a stomach ache.

We need to relax.

-Yes.
- I'll give you a massage.

I never did in the sauna.

(I.e. I did not do it either
on the island of R .

You have an antisexual family,
antilibid.

They make a couple
of chimpanzees getting powerless.

-You are in crisis.
-Hang on.

Your father annoys everyone,
only think of it.

And there's your mother, Mother Teresa.
bbq of wine,

that sends Corinne
for the kitchen.

And there is your brother,
the king of the plastic geranium,

who does not support his father,
but he pulls the sack.

-Julien.
"What?"

And for my children,
There's nothing in your speech?

I'm calloused but insulting
my father and my mother,

these poor retirees
defenseless

What happens
when we reach out.

We open our hearts,
our home,

we offer the only daughter
and in return ...

a river of spit!

- I did not think ...
"We were here, yes.

This, father, finish him.

It gets blocked
until the end of the cycle.

What cycle?

You have to stay
a little more here, chimpanzee.

M e!

my algae projector,
he throws 3 balls per second.

a tennis ball faster.
Good for exfoliating.

End of cycle.
The door is unlocked.

Better go easy
with these inventions, Jean!

One day,
they will kill someone.

I've never been unpleasant
with their parents.

Do you think I like it?
game every Sunday?

Maybe my parents
are too demanding.

If yours were more,
you would dream higher.

You are not thinking.
what you're saying.

Dad, I brought that mayonnaise
that you adore.

Welcome to dinner
of the annual race.

Who does not know
the Rolle Maus,

our incredible winners
last year?

First, Franois-Patrick,
the master of the ship.

The computer
It has to be good tomorrow.

We're not going to take him.

We are insignificant.

I was also brought
by an ex, Eve.

Cookie Dingler,
"Woman Released".

You do not tire
of these wig singers?

Eva, what idea?
to cash in on Dahlia?

You do not throw yourself into the ambulance,
even more with the flat tire.

We keep the spirit
during the competition.

And we will continue
thinking like this.

My family does not
just magnificent.

She is also formidable.

Julien, I have a date.
with happiness.

My Corinne, my dear.
Do not you have anything else for us?

Yes, Marie-Lau.

I'm going to put a bib
with clay that is in the car.

How fun ...

Dad, I already told you
I wanted to ask you something.

You're going to laugh, but I'm
with a financial crash.

I was wondering if you ...

Do you dare ask me for money?
for your plastic shit?

And now, on stage,
the family "P rim e"!

- "N e".
-Princess. Excuse me.

Applause for them!

Lambert?

Marie-Lau, his wife,
Jean-S bastian, the son.

Do you want to play?
of hide and seek?

I'm trained
for my children.

Eva, the daughter,
Julien, the son-in-law.

- Not yet.
"And Corinne, the daughter-in-law."

-Corinne?
-I do not know.

-The honored family ...
"Get in here, Corinne!"

No!
I'm not going anywhere!

15 years ago
I prepare the food,

what a clean private
without receiving a thank you.

It's been 15 years since I
the games of you,

their closed jaws,
his fists clenched.

15 years that forget
of my birthday.

I was born on August 26!

And you, Jean-Seb,
He did not defend me once.

So, there's no Corinne today,
animals.

Here's the tiara.
and all these things.

Where I put it
My purse?

She talked so much
of the journal of psychology

-to do this?
- Stop it, baby.

For the first time,
she is right.

For me,
It's hard to visit you.

I come and my father does not hug me,
because I believed in my project.

It's not worth explaining.
our problems

in front of the whole island,
n o , Jean-S bastian?

Today there is no more
Plastic flowers in the store.

That's what you wanted, Dad.

There are no more furniture,
people, nothing.

Only the prosecutors.
My ship is sinking.

You solve yourself.
No one helped me at all.

You destroyed
or what he built.

You gave me
that carcass!

Go away, or I'll kill you.

He's joking.

We just washed dirty clothes.
and now we will return to the table.

And let's go for dessert!

Applause for the choir
of Col gio Sali res!

I always found the P rin e
a social mess.

- We do not know each other, do we?
-No, we're new here.

We just bought
a house here.

How lucky for you
have crossed with me!

My face does not remember
nothing for you?

Julien?

Sorry if I kick you
during the night.

No staff,
but I have night pianics.

It's all right.
I've had this all weekend.

-Good evening.
-Good evening.

Corinne?

I never put
the feet on a boat.

Just look at yourself as a joker.

We are seeing the expected
out of the port of sailboats.

The "Heart in the Hand",

commanded by
Frannie-Patrick Maus of Rolley.

It's not time to tell
the truth to them?

This is our last chance.

The stupidest one here is me.

"The next boat is coming."
-Please!

Do you remember Oscar Wilde?

"Look at the moon and, if it fails,
you'll fall into the stars. "

"Very beautiful."
- It's a drug.

We will look at the moon
and have a picnic in it.

A sailor leaves
the problems in the pontoon,

that is,
I do not want any claims on the boat.

We will find our salvation
not collective.

Without family, there is no victory.
Is this good?

What does not mean
we will not solve problems

after the race,
with a drink.

A hot chocolate.

Julien,
I did the race planning.

I'll stay at the bar
with Jean-Seb.

- I'm very precise.
-It's all right.

Only in the first year,
not to tire Julien.

He'll get the relì
in the direction of the father.

We will end
with these Nazis.

A family of sailors
you do not know suffering!

And now we see number 8,
the "Pulse", by Jean "P rim e".

Sailboats are on the line.
Let's roar, sailors.

I will take a nap,
call me before arrival,

for me to comb my hair.

Julien,
do not stand there!

Help Corinne over there.

of the Plymouth Open School.
Very accurate

in the disorder.

No, they're the songs.
to the top.

What did you say yesterday?

Well, you can
hanging there.

Julien, what are you doing?
One minute left!

I'm going!

We have to think about the deviation.
You're professional.

What do we do?

Julien,
Let's loose the game.

No, that's ...

What the hell!
We did not leave!

Eva, let's turn!

All boats are in front.
We are at last!

Maybe it's time
You speak some cleverness.

We have to pick up speed

and decrease weight.
We have to reduce weight.

Play what is of no use
and balance with the fleet.

"I've never heard of this in my life."
-But everyone does.

If he's saying ...
Take the bar!

But what's this?

My ointment!

I saw something bulky
passing on board.

Jean-Seb!

I will not delay you.
I'm a dead weight!

Jean-Seb!

It can not be.
Take momentum, turn, turn!

Come, come, come!

Release him, he's stuck!

-But damn it!
-Let's go!

Okay, it's okay.

What happened to you?

You did not think of me.
or children.

Poor Jean-Seb.

He could talk more,
but if it closes like an oyster.

Julien, I accept your apology.
by the sauna.

With your work,
You're kind of crazy.

I can not even imagine

what a get a check like that
at your age.

-M e.
-No, no, no.

Honey, no secret,
we would also like

to sell the nursery
for the catarenses.

"The Catharians?"
-Yes.

The great journalist of "Elle"
with the poor applications.

It would not work.

Hold on, Marie-Lau,
for things will tremble.

There is no catarense
and no big paycheck.

I have not won anything since I created it.
my business.

My apps have
200 downloads, which little.

I do not care, because I love
and I believe that a lot.

Jean, I never got on a boat.
in life, or pedalo.

I think the first place
I'm going to be away this year too.

And the ridiculous clothes,
this was all Eve's idea,

because I'm not
worthy of her or of you.

Do you want to continue?
or do I continue? liberator.

Eva does not work in "Elle",
but in "Abra o Tight",

the magazine that you
insulted yesterday.

But it looks like
who is not worthy of the lady.

Say something, Eva.
What is he saying?

In the background, you never wanted
marry me.

Was because of this
which you did not tell.

The Leclerc ring,
no special reason ...

I would have bought a better one,
but I can not.

Anyway,
does not matter

The P rin e family does not want me.
and I do not want you either.

If you can call it
This is family stuff.

We will not allow
May you insult us like this.

after two days!

We are not despicable!

Jean, you're pale.

I am fine,
leave me alone.

Dad, your mouth is crooked.
-No, not at all.

We are 20m from Ingalls.

Maybe we'll catch up with him now.

No, Jean!
You're scaring me.

Sit down.

Where's the defibrillator drug?
Do not tell me we forgot!

On behalf
this wonderful family,

the Rolle Maus,
I would like to dedicate this trof u

to Jean P rin e,
and also praise the amateurs

that the sea cuts
every year.

It's gonna be okay,
Dear.

I'll get the car.
-Can go.

- Listen, can I help?
"Take the kids. That car!

Get me out of your fridge,
on Saturdays, between 3pm and 4pm.

No, Anneke.
Here is restricted. Goodbye.

-You come?
-Yes I will.

Al , m e? I'm in the taxi,
returning to Paris.

I'm happy to hear your voice.

No, things
They are not good.

Eva and I are done.
Yes Yes.

And I think that...

I think I killed her father.

Despite having searched,
I do not see what's wrong.

I do not either.

Jean, I think we destroyed
their life.

Let's stay like two idiots.
here on the island.

I do not want to be home alone.
The brown makes me want to run away.

Are you crazy?

-I know a shortcut.
-This is crazy!

Pass, pass!

You can speak kindly.
I get it.

- Really?
- .

With any luck, he'll be on the train.
You have 4 minutes.

We can not let
who we love to leave.

Thanks.

The TGV 4445 will leave.

He has no stops until Paris,
Montparnasse.

Closed attention
doors.

That!

-What's happening?
I'm sorry for the alarm.

I'm a father and I did not want to
abandon this boy

Yes, a lonely boy
abandoned on a train?

Are parents
Take him to school.

You're going to be late, it's a shame,
but poor thing of this boy.

Okay, I'll announce.
Virginie, do you hear me?

Yes, a child
abandoned

What's your name, boy?
-Heat.

Poor little thing.
What troubled country!

A parade horse
of the Middle Ages.

The horses
they had stupid names.

Virginie, it's a boy.
whose name is Palefroi.

The departure of the TGV 4445
It will take a few minutes.

We ask that the parents of Palefroi
introduce themselves

What are you doing?
Give it to me!

Just one second, please.
Do you hear me?

Juju, it's me.
Please I beg you.

I'll figure it out.
I'll be right back.

Hang on,
Do not leave me with the boy.

Dad!

Why this silly
Are you calling me a father?

I said that your life
it was small,

but being small does not
courage to be who?

I always lied
for my parents,

I can not
tell the truth.

I did not tell you that I would get married,
but it was my dream.

You're right,
Pathetic

I'm pathetic,
My parents are pathetic.

- always blames parents.
- Shut the rattle!

I made my father go to the hospital.
And you leave.

You're the only one, Juju.
You are honest, talented.

And above all, on the contrary
of us, you know how to be happy.

I love you very much, Julien.

I've never lied about it.

I wanted you to know
before leaving.

Unless you come
hold me tight,

because we can not live
one without the other.

Thanks.

-I'm going to make the train ride.
- I swear not to my son!

- I think I look like his father.
-Jean-Seb!

There's his mother!

Can go.
We will not be behind them.

Excuse me,
but this is predictable.

I'm the boy who thinks
which must leave,

but even so, back.

This is very normal.

I do not need to look at the moon,
Is it okay?

I do not want to do
picnic on it.

No, we are going
get married on the moon.

Let's buy
an apartment

and make children on the moon.
Do you want it? Yes?

Ol , I am Jean-Seb,
brother of Eve.

You must be Julien.
-Yes.

This is my sister-in-law,
to Corinne.

EIGHT MONTHS LATER

Wow, how handsome!

Welcome to Marrakesh,
my sweetie!

M e, these muxarabis
They're amazing!

As we say here,
"Madchic chichi".

"Salaam Aleikum",
my little P rin es.

Father, could you
wear a pair of underwear

"Machi souqui".

"Hamdulilah," Jean!

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See, I do not think he leaves
drip anything into the pot.

-But that silly!
-Dad!

In R , I was an idiot.
But in Marrakesh, we are Zen.

A camel and a couple
of babouches, "inch allah".

-I want to buy babouches today.
-We can go together.

Meet a salesperson
of figs ...

No, father, no figs,
no strawberries

-But Jean loves figs!
It's a great idea.

That's sweet
of marriage.

Pay the debts
keep friends.

It was 400 euros
and not 400 dirhams.

the same thing,
"scout word".