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so then you do know what she did she

asked them over for dinner oh the man

lady that ran into us are you listening

to me honey this is not exactly what we

should be talking about at this time

well maybe I'm not in the right mood

well I don't know I will but never mind

what we just do it what my dad's gonna

be in an hour

some romantic you are we're British tell

me later

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I can't wait to tell my hookers

ah huh well let's see I'm tall slender

with a very good figure

big sexy eyes and a fantastic smile a

photograph

also I went off right away okay bye whoa

what's this

I told you she's been acting strange

lately what I'm telling you she locks

herself in her bedroom with these

magazines I guess she likes the pictures

or something Marcia Marcia my mom oh my

god Just My Luck

go kill me I won't even be worth it yeah

Paris sure do you wanna go down the hole

use the front door

coz pop always comes in two in fact

Thanks well that's good Haggans too bad

this will get feed dinner together early

and I'm starved - are you fat so much I

just hope we don't have any with him

chicken liver tacos again them anyway

that was gob Justin what's that nothing

that's not a game let me have it Jeffrey

Jeffrey come on yet dad I come on what

you know that I found this on the way

home from school today here and bitch I

bet you did on purpose

who's that what the hell is going on

here don't look at me when I'm talking

to you sit still dad no it's always sit

still and stand up and everything

no I'm not gonna do that it's always no

girls in the house when I'm alone no

dates after twelve o'clock dad what are

you afraid of that I'm gonna turn into a

pumpkin no I've had it I must have

joined a monastery or military that's

too dangerous

rich Jeffrey would you act rational for

a change stop

that's like a baby knife like a man that

that's just the point you want me to act

like a man and you always treat me like

a baby I don't know I don't know what's

up with you I don't you ever talk to me

about women I mean you lay these rules

maybe just to keep me away from them I

don't know maybe maybe you just scare

that yourself I mean you never date oh

hello mrs. Huntington this is Carla

Oh mrs. Webber how are you oh just fine

Webber

thank you

the reason I called the accident

Oh mrs. Webber my husband's with the

insurance agent right this minute and

you'll be receiving a check just as soon

as possible

oh the accident don't worry that'll be

just fine I'm in no hurry

Arthur insisted that I buy this big

moose of a car he never even got to use

it himself poor dear

I prefer driving that old Mustang the

real reason I called though was the

check if you and your husband would be

joining me for dinner tonight

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tell me it was just like TV it was so

exciting I have my clothes back on two

seconds flat when the door swung open

I slipped coolly down the hall I stayed

there for hours just like a real

fugitive the only thing I fucked up was

I left that magazine shit are you

talking about did you do it or not of

course well well Jeff's not very

romantic who cares I'm into all the

detail that's for details of the ex

can't we talk about business after

dinner if you still find it necessary oh

but really call it concerns so what you

look so charming together and you look

so lovely in that dress Carla I didn't

notice the other day what an exceptional

figure you have ever since our the done

I've become quite a new person I

attribute to all the new hobbies I've

taken up to keep me busy oh and what

might those be

hello well that's all right dear just

don't be out too late don't worry about

me mr. and mrs. Huntington are here for

dinner just go back to your ball game

and have a good time

okay be good Carla so where were we

oh yeah well he was a little shy at

first so I had to kind of show him what

to do you know first I told him to

slowly unbutton my dress

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start to kiss my rosy

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you know what what you want to do this

at the same time

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they're to have such an air of

worldliness about you for such a young

couple and you Lauren you don't look

like a typical housewife to me what is

it you do for a living anyway well I

have a magazine business

it's called swap meet so you're telling

me that moms in the family act and that

she's running around all these guys then

how come how come he just didn't leave

her after the first one why would you

put yourself through something like that

look you had a really nor to understand

dad I know I mean I know but I mean back

then back then it was different but that

was a long time ago and why would you

want to ruin your life that that was one

experience you're gonna have new

experiences good one and bad ones and I

think I've been protecting you I don't

know why here do i teaching me something

new you got your shit together kid you

know that

you're right god damn it I want to live

my life I want to experience life in

fact I'm not gonna bother with that true

love crap okay

at least not right away anyway

that's the spirit day tomorrow I don't

go by Jeff's first thing and get that

magazine Carla's not gonna miss that

that's what you mean wow you you thought

if you begin this weekend no to tell you

the truth I want to apologize to him for

something I did today I thought it was

for a zone good but I'll tell you about

tomorrow I am beat

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ha ha terrific I feel like a new man

what you say yeah I was just checking

out the weather it's a great day to be

alive and that dad I haven't seen you up

so early on a Saturday Nina's well the

times are a-changing son you know what

they say yeah have a good one

I'm gonna finish my project then and get

some fresh air outside go right ahead

enjoy yourself yeah oh if judy calls me

until i went bowling with karen right on

son

i got your cover don't worry about it

right I'll see you later

officer great shot see you later mama

straighten something out with your

friends bye bye

oh hi mr. Webber

oh wait wait hold it right there right

there yes I'm the lighting right on you

is so good I could have done it better

myself

great good morning Jeff Jeff your friend

of Judy's aren't you uh well I'm not

sure

Jeff how'd you know about taking a

picture of yourself if there was no one

else around to shoot it okay a

self-portrait that's easy

so what you do is you what you put the

camera on a tripod and then you set the

trigger off for a couple of seconds and

then you come right back in front of the

camera and shoot you

I say yeah because I know what you mean

you don't like them professional

portraits that's like the high school

pictures right see but this way you

could set it and then for your own

satisfaction and Plus you got the

lighting

Jeff would you like to take a picture of

me oh sure I love to cuz I got these

aesthetic ideas and plus we got the

lighting I have a great place at home

one at home you got lighting

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yes hi is Jeff home no Jeff's out taking

pictures no no wait yes but he's bowling

oh sorry I I just got confused for a

minute see I'm taking picture well I'm

not taking pictures I'm looking at

pictures small chunk really I just love

old pictures do well I just like to come

up with my bed to my study and look at

the collection okay who'd you see um

mrs. Weber do you know Judy ever talks

about men you are or even mentions my

name no but then again she doesn't talk

about any of her school friends oh I see

there's something more going on between

the two of you well yeah Lauren I mean

no live until well mrs. Weber you seem

like the kind of woman I could talk to

you about something yeah I know what

your problem is do young people take

things way too seriously you've got to

relax loosen up remember what you said

about those stuffy old school portraits

mrs. Weber you know mr. Taylor you're

not at all like Jeff he's so serious all

the time all he ever wants to do is talk

sorry about me you're funny you like to

play and dress up silly and you don't

seem to be afraid to do whatever you

feel like

yeah well

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oh by the way how did your husband die

one more time really it was real fun

especially the part of the dresser but

you know mr. Taylor you would get along

great with my mother she needs someone

like you to add some excitement to her

lonely life

ya mean that like this

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Marsha's on the way home Jeff was in the

car with Jeff Jeffrey I guess we'll have

to make our own introductions

I'm Carla Weber Judy's mother Bobby

Taylor looks like our kids are crazy

about each other huh yeah mr. Taylor I

want you call me Bobby okay and then he

may call me Bobby a long time

well I always believed that you should

relive the good old days and keep

yourself young you know but Bobby the

only way to be young is to feel young

let me show you some clothes don't you

do that

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become a younger person recently I came

to apologize for slamming the door

yesterday I thought your dad might face

facts to know you've grown up but I

guess I was wrong about him

well that's changed overnight what do

you know about what was it that you and

Carla were doing all morning

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