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(SPACE AGE-STYLE MUSIC)
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(LASER GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS)
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(FARAWAY INAUDIBLE VOICES)
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(ELECTRONIC SOUNDS)
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(LABOURED BREATHING)
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(EXPLOSION SOUNDS)
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(TV) - Hurry up! Jump in!- There was a girl with them.
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- Jump in, will you?- Kind of lost.
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You look kind of lost yourself.
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- I think I know where she'll be.- Come on. It's your last chance.
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(EXPLOSIONS)
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(FAINT HYMN-STYLE SINGINGTHROUGH EXPLOSIONS)
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Wolfgang.
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Wake up, Wolfgang. Come on.
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Wake up!
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Wolfgang!
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Wolfgang!
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Jesus Christ.
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Ben, it's three o'clock in the morning.
This better be good.
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I just had one of those dreams again.
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I was flying. It was so real. It was over
this giant circuit board or something.
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I dreamt I was naked at school.
I hid in the bathroom. It was terrible.
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Anyway, I drew what I could remember.
I'd like you to look at it tomorrow.
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Sure. Can I go back to bed, please?
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My mom's coming in to me.
Over and out.
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(TV) The Martians have no resistanceto bacteria in our atmosphere.
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We have long since become immune.
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Once they breathed our air,
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germs which no longer affect usbegan to kill them.
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The end came swiftly.All over the world, their machines...
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Out of the way, look out!
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Hi.
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What's going on, wimp?
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Did mommy bake you a
sauerkraut sandwich for lunch?
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Hey, where's the flood, "Muler"?
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It's M�ller.
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You can always tell a geek when
he wears his pants up to his elbows.
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Math. I don't like math.
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I really don't like school.
You know what I mean?
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- We'll see ya later.
- Later punk.
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You OK?
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That sociopath Steve Jackson came.
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Steve Jackson's a jerk.
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Come on.
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If I could see in her room, just once.
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In her swimsuit?
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Don't you ever think about
anything worthwhile?
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Gosh.
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Here's that diagram from my dream.
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- Hope it makes more sense than last time.
- Come on.
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Well, this is more like it.
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I think maybe I could
wire this up to my Apple.
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Looks like some sort of antenna.
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There were three of these, all the same.
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But I didn't get all of them.
I think there was more.
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Well that's an interesting alpha stage.
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I didn't know you knew anything
about electronics.
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Maybe I do.
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Hey "Muler".
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What happened to your pants?
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That's it.
I'm going home.
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Wolfgang.
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Here, I don't want these.
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Watch out for that jerk-face,
Steve Jackson.
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Oh, Steve Jackson's got
elephantitis of the ego.
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- Kick his ass, man.
- Go on, kill him.
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- Get him.
- Heard you called me something funny.
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What's so funny?
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I said you had elephantitis.
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Why can't you talk
like everybody else?
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I don't like people calling me stuff
when I don't know what it is.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Elephantitis is when something gets
bloated and ugly, like your ass.
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- You don't learn, do you?
- Cut it out, Jackson.
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Who's gonna make me? You?
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Sure, elephantitis head.
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Kick his ass.
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Kick his ass!
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Come on! You can't get away
from us now, buddy.
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Go, go, go, go!
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Hey. Everything OK?
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This damn carburettor.
Must've rebuilt this thing 100 times.
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I wanted to say thanks for...
with Jackson and everything today.
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Steve Jackson's a jerk.
If he tries it again, I'll kick his butt.
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Want to come to my house?
I just got a tape of "This Island Earth".
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- It's got this great saucer landing.
- Sounds great.
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And it's got this big mutant with two
brains. It's really cool. You'd like it.
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Darren! Darren, wait up!
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How come you didn't stop?
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Look, why don't you just take off, OK?
I did you a favour.
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- But I didn't know you'd bug me about it.
- It's OK. Here, forget it.
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(COUGHING)
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Oh, no. My dad's home.
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- I guess he didn't get that job.
- What does he do?
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Hauls junk.
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(WOMAN'S VOICE)
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Is that your mom?
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No. That's my dad's girlfriend.
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She's OK.
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(RAISED VOICES)
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I think I will go over to your house.
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OK, but leave your bike here.
We'll take the creek.
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- Your folks fight a lot?
- My mom died when I was a kid.
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My dad's OK.
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He just isn't very lucky.
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He always breaks things or loses 'em.
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Anyway, he taught me how to run.
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He can't catch me any more.
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- Your mom and dad still together?
- Yeah. They get along OK.
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They just talk about the stupidest junk
all the time.
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- Where are we going?
- To see my friend Wolfgang.
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- Wolfgang?
- His parents won't let him change it.
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- You'll probably think he's weird anyway.
- Probably.
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He's been playing sick, working on
a project. I want to see how it's going.
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If I had a name like Wolfgang,
I'd kill myself.
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(WITH ACCENT)
Benjamin! Come in. And this is?
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- Darren.
- Darren.
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You only have to tell me once.
I never forget anything.
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- Look, this looks like Uncle Fred.
- So it does.
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Stop that right now!
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Have a seat. Wolfgang's down in his lab.
I'll ring him.
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He's feeling much better now.
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- Wolfgang.
- Yes, Mother.
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Benjamin is here with his friend Derek.
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- Have you seen the bug bomb?
- I think it's in the bedroom.
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Can I offer you anything?
Some baklava?
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- Oh, sure.
- What?
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It's Greek pastry. Try some.
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- Geek pastry?
- No, Greek. It's pretty good.
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(INFANT WHINES)
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- Is the bug bomb in the basement?
- I don't know.
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- Where is the bug bomb?
- Hey.
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- Who's he?
- He saved my life today.
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Darren.
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- Steve Jackson.
- OK.
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- Finished it.
- You did?
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- I sure did.
- Come on.
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Oh, could you please shut the door?
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- Help. Mom!
- Frieda. Here's more.
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It's crazy, but your diagram translates
into some kind of circuit board.
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Down, Erhart. Down.
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This is Heinlein. Hello, Heinlein.
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
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I want my...cheese.
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I put these sentences
into his voice synthesizer.
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- Sometimes they make sense.
- It smells down here.
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- Not now, Heinlein.
- Go to hell.
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- Don't bother me. I'll turn your voice off.
- That's a good one.
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All of these are mine.
My dad thinks I threw them away.
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It's weird. I never could get into this stuff.
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But don't you wonder what's out there?
Up in the universe? On other planets?
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You believe everything
you see in the movies?
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Not everything.
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There's nobody out there.
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- Here it is.
- Great.
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I tied into my father's computer and
filled in some details on your drawing.
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Mostly guesswork.
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This is our circuit board,
which called for a terminal.
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So I used my computer,
which is only a 128K,
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but that should be enough to find out...
what it does, if it does anything at all,
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which it...which it probably doesn't,
so...
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- You got it?
- Makes sense to me.
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Good. There's no sense in waiting.
Are you ready?
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- Sure. I guess.
- It'll probably just burn out.
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Oh, well. This kind of stuff usually takes
years to develop and work out the bugs.
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What's... What's it doing?
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I don't get it. It's programming itself.
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I don't believe this. It's asking for
coordinates on X, Y and Z axes.
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To locate a point in space
relative to its terminal.
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How did you dream this?
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- I guess I'm just that kind of guy.
- Let's see what happens.
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Confirm.
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- What was that?
- I have no idea.
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There's holes in all these.
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I can see through there.
This was from my dream?
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Calm down. There's got to be
a logical explanation, a scientific reason.
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This is a trick, right, you guys?
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Listen, we have got to swear to secrecy.
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If someone finds out,
they'll take it away from us. They can't.
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You dreamt it, I built it. It's our secret.
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- Right?
- Right.
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You pull this on every sucker
that comes here?
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- Wolfgang!
- Oh, it's my father.
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Wolfgang, I was sure the bug bomb was
down here somewhere.
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Insect by-products are...
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- Hello. So this is the new experiment?
- Yeah.
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- How's it going?
- Fine.
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With all this equipment...
Is that my video sync generator?
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No, I seriously doubt it, Father.
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- Hello, Heinlein.
- Don't you dare.
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- Shut up, Heinlein.
- I saw some insect waste over there.
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And there could be some bug bomb.
Yeah, of course.
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- It was definitely in that corner.
- Are you sure?
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I have to get it running again.
I'll call tonight.
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Don't forget. Goodnight, Mr M�ller.
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- Ja, ja.- Ah, Father.
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Now I come to think of it,maybe it's not...
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Frieda, swat themwith the broom?
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Our speed is diminishing.We're now in the atmosphere of Earth.
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Where are you going?
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Our universe is vast, full of wonders.
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I'll explore.
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Perhaps find another Metaluna. A placeinhabited by beings not unlike myself.
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You see, I'm more adventurousthan you imagine me.
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Exeter, you've used all your powerbringing us here.
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Even if you had a place to go,you couldn't make it.
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Come with us. We'll heal your wounds.
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- My wounds can never be healed.- You've things to teach us.
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(WOLFGANG) Ben.
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Yeah?
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I got it working again. Everybody'sat the movies. Get over here.
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- Well, what is it?
- Jeez!
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You're such an obsessive person
and that drives me crazy.
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Because you can't get emotional if you're
going to study anything scientifically.
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What we have here,
as near as I can tell,
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is an electrically-generated
point of force.
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By typing in coordinates,
I can make it move anywhere,
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even as far as slamming it
through a few books or a brick wall.
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How?
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- This is a vector graphic of the lab.
- You mean a drawing?
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Yes, but in technical terms,
it's a vector graphic.
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OK.
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- That's where it'll be.
- Where?
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You mean in physical form?
It's right there, somewhere.
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I can't see it.
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(BLEEP)
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Sorry, I miscalculated it.
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- I can't see it.
- Oh, yeah. I'll fix that.
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- It's pretty neat, huh?
- Wow.
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Yeah.
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Here. I waited for you to get here
so we could make the official document.
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- Can I touch it?
- Go ahead.
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- It's pretty solid.
- Yeah.
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- How come we can see it now?
- Power modulation.
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See? This variable changes its diameter.
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See? It's a perfect sphere.
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- Want to see it move?
- Yeah.
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We'll move it from here to there.
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Boy, this is pretty weird.
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- You sure you know what you're doing?
- Ben, I'm a scientist.
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Wow!
242
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,022
Oh, my God!
243
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:25,353
- What the hell's going on in there?
- Get in here.
244
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:33,119
It's that thing we found. It's going crazy.
245
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,696
- You guys are kidding?
- Oh, no.
246
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:40,201
It's destroying the neighbourhood.
Get it back in here.
247
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,870
I've tried, OK, I've already tried.
248
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,753
- Can you see it?
- I don't see anything.
249
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,800
Get it back in here.
250
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,191
(HEINLEIN) Help! Help! Help!
251
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,793
Damn.
252
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:31,461
- It's gone.
- So's most of the basement.
253
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,263
(VOICES)
254
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:36,100
- Look at this mess.
- Oh, no.
255
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:39,103
- What now?
- It's my parents, they're back.
256
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:42,473
If my dad sees this,
he'll stuff me in a test tube.
257
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:47,608
You guys, sneak out the back,
and we'll continue testing tomorrow, OK?
258
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,157
Bad kitty.
259
00:24:55,536 --> 00:25:00,413
- What did you tell him?
- It was a rocketry experiment.
260
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:04,249
I just mentioned Wernher von Braun
and everything was OK.
261
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,877
That wouldn't have worked at my house.
262
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:12,671
My brother and I
used to come up here all the time.
263
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:17,924
That was before
he went into his jerk phase.
264
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:26,983
Boy, you can see the whole town
from up here.
265
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,353
There's Lori's house.
266
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,233
Who's Lori?
267
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,650
She's this gorgeous blonde.
268
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:38,745
- Where does she live?
- Never mind.
269
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:43,954
I made a rough sketch of the terrain
in graphics mode for referencing.
270
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:46,749
I'll look for something
to experiment with.
271
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:49,959
Ben, don't touch.
272
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:55,009
Mr Professor.
273
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:58,217
It's my dream. I can touch it if I want.
274
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:01,761
- Is he always like this?
- Just about.
275
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:05,721
It doesn't make him so intelligent
just because he has a computer.
276
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:09,482
I can do it. I mean, it's not that tough.
277
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:13,149
That's where it's gonna
be when it comes on.
278
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:17,069
- Can you make it bigger?
- Sure.
279
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:23,411
- How do you make it come on?
- Like this.
280
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:29,204
(CRIES OUT)
281
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:32,667
- I didn't know it could get that big.
- Me neither.
282
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:36,093
(DARREN)
Turn it off, man. Get him out of there.
283
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:39,715
- Come on!
- I'm trying. It's just not working.
284
00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:43,262
(WOLFGANG) Ben, turn it off!
285
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,441
Help!
286
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:55,942
Where's it going?
287
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:13,878
This is like
"Journey to the Centre of the Earth".
288
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:17,005
He's on his way to China!
289
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,690
(LAUGHING)
290
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:36,195
Wolfgang! God, man, I'm sorry.
291
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:38,654
Are you all right?
292
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:42,989
Are you OK? I didn't mean to turn it on.
It just came on.
293
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:47,660
- I couldn't breathe in that thing.
- What was it like?
294
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:52,497
It was airtight. I couldn't feel myself
speed up or slow down.
295
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:58,011
Do you know what this means?
Do you realise what it means?
296
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,554
No.
297
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:03,969
"Tr�gheitslosigkeit".
That's German for "no inertia".
298
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:05,851
- No...?
- Inertia.
299
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:15,106
If we had something to sit in, all three
of us could fly around in this thing.
300
00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:18,730
We could look on top of the girls' gym.
301
00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:23,656
I have got a great idea.
302
00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:28,202
Oh, no. Ben, no.
303
00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,246
Are you serious?
304
00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,664
(BEN) A little higher.
305
00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:41,675
That's it. I can almost see in.
306
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:48,850
Oh, my God. There she is.
307
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,393
She won't be undressing this early.
308
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:56,523
She's talking on the phoneand she's eating some...
309
00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:59,815
It looks like Boston Cream Pie.
310
00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:02,232
She's got stuffed animals on her bed
311
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,402
and someThompson Twins records.
312
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:07,912
He's got it bad.
313
00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:09,873
Idiotic.
314
00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:13,458
I can almost read her lips.Get me closer.
315
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:17,335
Quick, she'll see me. Get me down.
316
00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:24,097
Here she comes.
317
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,976
Who is that?
318
00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:32,804
Is that you, Ben?
319
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:37,525
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
320
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:40,268
What are you doing down there?
321
00:29:41,364 --> 00:29:47,035
I saw a cat in your tree,
so I thought I'd get it down.
322
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:52,241
She wants me. I know she does.
323
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:55,205
Once we get this built,
how fast will it go?
324
00:29:55,378 --> 00:30:00,088
Imagine being in a car and accelerating
from 0-90 in less than a second.
325
00:30:00,258 --> 00:30:04,968
You'd be instantly squished.
But in this force field you have no inertia.
326
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:07,215
No resistance to acceleration.
327
00:30:07,390 --> 00:30:10,593
You can start, speed up,
stop without slowing down,
328
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:13,556
and, basically, you won't get squished.
329
00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:18,689
- How fast?
- It depends on the power you put in.
330
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:24,448
To give you an idea, this is the amount
of power I'm putting in right now.
331
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,949
(THUNDER)
332
00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:42,502
Who's Roger?
333
00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:47,255
This old guy. He won't notice
if we borrow anything.
334
00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:53,561
- Do you come here often?
- Yeah.
335
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:57,644
I've got my own key.
336
00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:00,854
That's Bozo.
337
00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:05,693
I always come here
at night to get parts,
338
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:12,319
so I kept bringing things to make friends
with him. Bones, meat. Nothing worked.
339
00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:14,823
I finally found out what he likes.
340
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:20,830
Gum? He likes gum?
341
00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:24,423
Don't you?
342
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:28,173
Yeah, I guess.
343
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:35,092
- Doesn't he swallow it?
- No.
344
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:42,976
Bozo's pretty weird. Someday
I'll teach him how to blow bubbles.
345
00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:47,606
I used to hang out here
when things got bad at home.
346
00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:49,325
Pretty neat, huh?
347
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,118
Oh, yeah.
348
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:55,033
- I could live here.
- Not me.
349
00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:02,421
There's some old carnival rides
over there.
350
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:06,004
(DARREN) A bunch of rats live in them.
351
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:10,885
(WOLFGANG) Whoa! I mean, we don'thave to go there, right, Ben? Ben?
352
00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:13,761
(DARREN) Don't worry. He'll find us.
353
00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:59,852
Oh, there you are.
354
00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:03,982
Here's the thing I thought we could use.
355
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,692
It's beautiful.
356
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:18,237
She needs a little work.
She used to be called a Tilt-a-Whirl.
357
00:33:18,414 --> 00:33:24,999
It's perfect. We could all fit in here, too.
358
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:30,214
Yeah, but how are we gonna
get this thing home?
359
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:33,591
It's got wheels. We'll roll it.
360
00:33:36,611 --> 00:33:39,311
(WOLFGANG) Roll it. Ya,
that was a good idea.
361
00:33:39,535 --> 00:33:40,535
(DARREN) Shut up!
362
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:42,559
(INCOHERENT QUIBBLING)
363
00:34:30,451 --> 00:34:33,987
Turn it around. Turn it around.
364
00:34:40,505 --> 00:34:44,005
- Come on.
- Get off my foot, you idiot.
365
00:34:56,108 --> 00:35:00,106
That's enough, no more.
It's fine here till morning.
366
00:35:00,279 --> 00:35:01,940
- What time is it?
- I don't know.
367
00:35:02,115 --> 00:35:06,742
I got a test tomorrow.
Mr Doyle hates me.
368
00:35:06,912 --> 00:35:13,165
So, who would like to tell us something
about carbon dioxide?
369
00:35:14,672 --> 00:35:19,251
- Ben.
- Carbon dioxide.
370
00:35:19,427 --> 00:35:26,559
That's what you'd breathe on Mars.
They have dust storms for months there.
371
00:35:26,728 --> 00:35:32,353
And the temperature's 50 below.
372
00:35:32,527 --> 00:35:36,905
- And that's what you'd breathe on Mars.
- What's he talking about?
373
00:35:37,074 --> 00:35:38,617
And...
374
00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:46,751
(TEACHER) Uh-huh...
375
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,629
Trisha.
376
00:35:48,797 --> 00:35:51,372
Carbon dioxide
is formed during respiration,
377
00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:53,295
combustion and decomposition.
378
00:36:46,159 --> 00:36:48,485
Are you crazy? I'm here.
379
00:36:50,582 --> 00:36:52,208
Stop it.
380
00:37:10,523 --> 00:37:14,735
Some of you have not brought in
your field trip permissions slips.
381
00:37:14,903 --> 00:37:18,106
They have to be in by Wednesday.
382
00:37:18,283 --> 00:37:23,989
Yesterday, we briefly covered physiology.
Would anyone like to review that for us?
383
00:38:09,930 --> 00:38:12,386
Tonight, we launch.
384
00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:14,303
All right.
385
00:38:19,608 --> 00:38:22,729
Very good. Not so good.
386
00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:28,694
Very good. Easy test. A very high
curve. There's always an exception.
387
00:38:28,869 --> 00:38:32,535
That's three strikes in a row, Woods.
What's the problem here?
388
00:38:32,707 --> 00:38:37,584
- Very good. Very good.
- I'm just stupid, I guess.
389
00:38:39,174 --> 00:38:42,675
(BEN) Do you feel like something
big's about to happen?
390
00:38:42,846 --> 00:38:47,758
(WOLFGANG) Maybe, but we really
haven't been very scientific about this.
391
00:38:47,935 --> 00:38:52,812
- It might be dangerous.
- Have a little faith, will you?
392
00:38:52,983 --> 00:38:56,518
- Hey, come on. That's not funny.
- Cool it.
393
00:38:56,696 --> 00:39:00,279
I swiped some beer,
so we can name it something.
394
00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:03,239
It's good beer. My dad drinks a lot of it.
395
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:11,461
Why don't we call it the "Jules Verne"?
396
00:39:11,630 --> 00:39:16,792
No, no. We could call it the "Einstein".
Now, that's a great name.
397
00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:20,387
- Come on.
- You want to call it the "Lori Swenson"?
398
00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:26,556
- Well, I have an idea.
- What's that?
399
00:39:26,733 --> 00:39:32,523
How about the "Thunder Road"?
It's from a Bruce Springsteen song.
400
00:39:32,698 --> 00:39:36,150
- It's not bad.
- Not bad? It's perfect!
401
00:39:36,328 --> 00:39:40,492
The "Thunder Road".
I christen thee the Thunder Road".
402
00:39:44,963 --> 00:39:47,290
The "Thunder Road"!
403
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,641
(GLASS SHATTERS)
404
00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:56,181
- Oh, now it breaks.
- Let's go.
405
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:10,699
I knew we should've put hinges
on this thing.
406
00:40:10,870 --> 00:40:14,454
I'll take it very easy at first
because something might happen
407
00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:16,417
and we all could be killed.
408
00:40:16,585 --> 00:40:20,501
Stop talking about getting killed.
It's gonna be great.
409
00:40:20,674 --> 00:40:22,833
What if the ship falls apart?
410
00:40:23,010 --> 00:40:27,175
- She won't. She's a good ship.
- Don't be so paranoid.
411
00:40:27,766 --> 00:40:29,594
- Ready?
- Yeah.
412
00:40:29,768 --> 00:40:31,477
Flashlight.
413
00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:37,523
Systems check. Air pressure.
414
00:40:38,863 --> 00:40:40,940
(HISSING)
415
00:40:41,116 --> 00:40:43,869
- OK. We're OK there.
- Check.
416
00:40:44,036 --> 00:40:46,873
- 12-volt system.
- Check.
417
00:40:50,168 --> 00:40:52,661
- Exterior illumination.
- Check.
418
00:40:54,674 --> 00:40:58,340
And drive systems response.
419
00:40:59,305 --> 00:41:03,054
- Oh, look.
- Here's my launch-area graphic.
420
00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:06,264
Since the "Thunder Road"'s
inside the field now,
421
00:41:06,439 --> 00:41:11,481
I'm going to plot our movement relative to
an outside stationary point: the creek.
422
00:41:11,653 --> 00:41:13,446
There we are.
423
00:41:13,615 --> 00:41:17,198
- It makes sense.
- OK. Harness strength.
424
00:41:17,368 --> 00:41:20,536
- Oh, come on. Check. Let's go.
- Wait, wait, wait.
425
00:41:20,706 --> 00:41:23,743
- We need supplies.
- Look, supplies. Check.
426
00:41:23,919 --> 00:41:26,161
Are you nuts?
427
00:41:26,339 --> 00:41:29,958
- Everything.
- You nut. Are you crazy?
428
00:41:30,134 --> 00:41:32,294
- We need to go. Come on!
- All right.
429
00:41:32,471 --> 00:41:36,339
- Exterior illumination off.
- No. It'll be cooler if it's on.
430
00:41:36,517 --> 00:41:38,891
The whole world's
gonna see these lights.
431
00:41:39,062 --> 00:41:42,930
We'll turn 'em off when we get out
of the creek. It'll be cool.
432
00:41:43,108 --> 00:41:45,897
OK. Fine. Your way. Fine.
433
00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:49,523
- All right. Masks on.
- Mask on.
434
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:52,904
We'll be able to talk briefly
after the field is on.
435
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,532
Make sure you breathe through
these hoses most of the time.
436
00:41:56,709 --> 00:41:59,830
We'll run out of oxygen
pretty fast in this thing.
437
00:42:02,091 --> 00:42:03,800
- Ready?
- Ready.
438
00:42:03,968 --> 00:42:06,045
Tight? Check, check, check.
439
00:42:06,221 --> 00:42:09,092
- Stop checking. Let's go.
- Let's boogie!
440
00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:24,569
Field on.
441
00:42:40,597 --> 00:42:42,258
(GASPS)
442
00:43:22,941 --> 00:43:28,813
OK. Let's go down and to the right.
443
00:43:33,161 --> 00:43:35,119
(BARKING)
444
00:43:42,631 --> 00:43:47,709
- Hardly feels like we're moving at all.
- Great suspension on this thing.
445
00:43:48,597 --> 00:43:53,391
It feels like a dream, doesn't it?
It's all so perfect.
446
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:59,230
- I never have dreams.
- Everybody has dreams.
447
00:43:59,402 --> 00:44:01,230
I don't.
448
00:44:14,879 --> 00:44:18,961
Gee, I wish I'd gone to the bathroom.
449
00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,994
I can't believe this.
450
00:44:47,169 --> 00:44:51,915
We're doing over 100 mph and we
haven't used 1/10th of our power yet.
451
00:44:52,091 --> 00:44:54,714
- Wow!
- Where shall we go?
452
00:44:55,387 --> 00:44:59,468
- Where's all the action on Friday night?
- The drive-in.
453
00:45:05,107 --> 00:45:12,653
Bloodshed saved my life.Now is the time for destruction.
454
00:45:22,671 --> 00:45:27,630
See them flying there. That's
what they call a travelling matte.
455
00:45:27,803 --> 00:45:32,133
- How do you know?
- All these movies use it. It's standard.
456
00:45:32,308 --> 00:45:37,730
May the power be with us if they attack.What they will not touch, I will conquer.
457
00:45:45,116 --> 00:45:48,652
- Oh, "Starkiller". This is great.
- You've seen this?
458
00:45:48,828 --> 00:45:53,372
The blond guy is Starkiller and he
spends the movie blowing up aliens.
459
00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:04,930
- Karla!
- Explosions in space? That's impossible.
460
00:46:05,098 --> 00:46:08,550
What do you mean?
You can hardly see the strings.
461
00:46:10,939 --> 00:46:14,226
He was like my father.
462
00:46:14,401 --> 00:46:19,740
- Do you see what I mean?- He was my father.
463
00:46:19,908 --> 00:46:21,986
Karla.
464
00:46:22,661 --> 00:46:26,078
Oh, Starkiller.
465
00:46:26,249 --> 00:46:30,793
- Does she take her clothes off?
- Yeah, but she's got three navels.
466
00:46:30,963 --> 00:46:33,799
Don't you think we're a little close?
467
00:46:36,554 --> 00:46:38,927
That looks so fake.
468
00:46:39,682 --> 00:46:42,601
We're in front of the screen.
Get us out of here.
469
00:46:51,197 --> 00:46:53,190
What's happening?
470
00:46:53,366 --> 00:46:55,324
(SCREAMS AND BEEPING)
471
00:46:55,494 --> 00:46:58,661
- Not so fast! We're too low.
- It's making no sense.
472
00:46:59,290 --> 00:47:01,367
- Turn us around.
- You'll kill us!
473
00:47:01,542 --> 00:47:02,954
I'm trying.
474
00:47:03,128 --> 00:47:06,629
- Hey, what's the deal? I gave you a 20.
- It was not.
475
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,840
We're gonna hit! Hold on!
476
00:47:12,181 --> 00:47:13,676
What the...?
477
00:47:20,066 --> 00:47:22,688
(BLARING HORN)
478
00:47:42,218 --> 00:47:44,259
Smooth move, Ex-lax.
479
00:47:44,429 --> 00:47:46,672
- Do you want to drive?
- Yeah.
480
00:47:46,849 --> 00:47:52,224
I heard they were gonna tear it down
anyway. At least, I think I did.
481
00:47:52,981 --> 00:47:55,188
It's working OK now.
Let's go back.
482
00:47:55,359 --> 00:47:58,480
- Come on!
- Not yet. Let's see some more.
483
00:47:58,655 --> 00:48:01,610
- Let's see what she can do.
- Are you serious?
484
00:48:01,783 --> 00:48:04,572
- Yeah.
- She's done enough already.
485
00:48:05,413 --> 00:48:08,913
- Oh, come on.
- (WHIRR OF ROTOR BLADES)
486
00:48:27,357 --> 00:48:29,979
OK, Charlie. What do we do now?
487
00:48:32,864 --> 00:48:35,356
We order it down.
488
00:48:37,453 --> 00:48:42,412
Unidentified craft. You're in directviolation of controlled airspace.
489
00:48:42,584 --> 00:48:46,832
- What did he say?
- Probably "You're under arrest."
490
00:48:47,006 --> 00:48:49,794
You must land immediately.
491
00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:55,429
Jesus! Did you see that?
492
00:49:01,190 --> 00:49:03,433
I don't know what I saw, Charlie.
493
00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:07,194
Gordon, there was something inside.
Did you see it?
494
00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:12,369
I swallowed my gum.
495
00:49:16,793 --> 00:49:20,543
- That guy saw us for sure.
- That's just great.
496
00:49:20,715 --> 00:49:23,123
What if he reports us
and we're arrested?
497
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:25,341
Then we'll have a criminal record.
498
00:49:25,512 --> 00:49:30,471
Big deal. Even if he did report us,
who's gonna believe him anyway?
499
00:49:32,645 --> 00:49:34,306
It's doing it again.
500
00:49:34,481 --> 00:49:36,107
- What?
- I don't know.
501
00:49:40,405 --> 00:49:45,234
I didn't programme anything like this.
Look, it's complete nonsense.
502
00:49:45,411 --> 00:49:47,950
- Then where's it coming from?
- I've no idea.
503
00:49:48,123 --> 00:49:51,410
- The computer's crazy.
- We're going straight up.
504
00:49:51,586 --> 00:49:54,160
Is it taking over the ship?
505
00:49:54,339 --> 00:49:57,791
It's receiving this stuff from
somewhere outside the sphere.
506
00:50:04,518 --> 00:50:07,141
- Tell it to turn us around.
- I'm trying!
507
00:50:07,313 --> 00:50:09,306
See. "No access."
508
00:50:19,286 --> 00:50:22,407
I don't know what this is
or where it's coming from.
509
00:50:22,582 --> 00:50:26,201
- You can still read it, can't you?
- Ready for more good news?
510
00:50:26,379 --> 00:50:31,125
- We're out of air.
- We are.
511
00:50:31,301 --> 00:50:36,463
OK, nobody panic.
We have to trick the computer.
512
00:50:37,308 --> 00:50:40,725
I'm going to reverse our x-axis dial.
Hold your ears.
513
00:50:41,522 --> 00:50:44,607
I'm turning off the field
and the air's gonna rush in.
514
00:50:54,287 --> 00:50:56,365
(WHOOSH OF AIR)
515
00:51:10,266 --> 00:51:13,303
- Aren't we still going up?
- No. This is great.
516
00:51:13,478 --> 00:51:15,139
We have new fresh air.
517
00:51:15,313 --> 00:51:20,557
And I tricked the computer into thinking
it's going in the opposite direction.
518
00:51:20,737 --> 00:51:24,272
- Then we're going straight down.
- Well, yeah...
519
00:51:24,450 --> 00:51:26,194
We're going straight down!
520
00:51:44,099 --> 00:51:49,640
Oh, we made it. We made it.
OK, 12-volt system off.
521
00:51:49,814 --> 00:51:51,974
Wait, we're not on the ground.
522
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:55,236
- Last but not least...
- We're not on the ground.
523
00:51:55,405 --> 00:51:59,238
- We are! We're home! Field off!
- Don't do it!
524
00:52:01,079 --> 00:52:03,238
(THEY GROAN)
525
00:52:09,130 --> 00:52:11,207
You idiot.
526
00:52:12,258 --> 00:52:16,174
- You broke my Walkman.
- I brought us back down, didn't I?
527
00:52:16,347 --> 00:52:18,091
You sure did.
528
00:52:21,562 --> 00:52:24,648
Whoa. It took us right back home.
529
00:52:34,035 --> 00:52:36,112
What's so funny?
530
00:52:36,288 --> 00:52:39,705
That was great. That was incredible.
531
00:52:39,876 --> 00:52:44,420
- Next time, we'll bring more air...
- Next time?
532
00:52:45,466 --> 00:52:47,793
I'm not getting in that thing again
533
00:52:47,970 --> 00:52:50,758
until we know where
those programmes come from.
534
00:52:50,931 --> 00:52:52,676
And we need to run tests.
535
00:52:52,851 --> 00:52:56,980
Yes. We have to run hundreds
of serious tests.
536
00:52:57,148 --> 00:53:01,396
- It could take years.
- What are you talking about?
537
00:53:01,570 --> 00:53:04,821
That was the most important thing
that ever happened.
538
00:53:04,991 --> 00:53:08,740
Couldn't you feel it,
that feeling way inside?
539
00:53:09,663 --> 00:53:13,662
- We were flying.
- Come on, Ben, make some sense.
540
00:53:13,835 --> 00:53:18,000
- We almost didn't come back.
- But we did come back.
541
00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:21,292
Here we are.
542
00:53:22,387 --> 00:53:26,849
What do you think?
We should trust the dream, right?
543
00:53:27,018 --> 00:53:29,095
Sorry, man. I want to live.
544
00:53:34,611 --> 00:53:37,019
But we have our own spaceship.
545
00:53:56,930 --> 00:53:59,007
You coming?
546
00:54:00,643 --> 00:54:02,683
No.
547
00:54:02,853 --> 00:54:07,931
- I want to take another look around.
- OK. Catch you later.
548
00:54:44,697 --> 00:54:49,858
- Johann!
- Keep your projectiles to yourself.
549
00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:54,415
There was a lot of activity in this town
last night. Numerous UFO sightings.
550
00:54:56,420 --> 00:55:01,961
Many of them at the drive-in, where
the police are trying to investigating
551
00:55:02,135 --> 00:55:06,264
to discover who destroyed
the concession stand.
552
00:55:06,432 --> 00:55:08,889
- Wolfgang!
- What?
553
00:55:09,728 --> 00:55:16,313
Your colour is not good. You should not
be making experiments so late.
554
00:55:17,278 --> 00:55:21,443
- I found the bug bomb.
- Where was it?
555
00:55:21,617 --> 00:55:24,405
Where was it? In the bathroom.
556
00:56:01,208 --> 00:56:06,085
I waited a lifetime for something like this.
I want to find out what we saw.
557
00:56:08,049 --> 00:56:11,466
OK. I saw something
down in the creek and I...
558
00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:17,265
I don't know. I can't help it.
Can't you understand that?
559
00:56:17,436 --> 00:56:20,188
All I know is this is driving me crazy.
560
00:56:22,233 --> 00:56:23,776
Gordon...
561
00:56:25,571 --> 00:56:29,735
Look, man, I've been having dreams
about this lately. Yes, really.
562
00:56:31,829 --> 00:56:37,121
The weird thing is I haven't had dreams
like this since I was a kid.
563
00:56:53,022 --> 00:56:55,099
(WHOOSH)
564
00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:18,505
Lori, it's a dream.
565
00:57:21,556 --> 00:57:23,431
Lori?
566
00:57:29,358 --> 00:57:31,150
Wow.
567
00:57:31,318 --> 00:57:35,780
- Is this what your first dream was like?- Wolfgang! This is a private dream.
568
00:57:35,950 --> 00:57:39,486
- Not any more.- You too? I thought you never dream.
569
00:57:39,662 --> 00:57:41,490
Yeah, so did I.
570
00:57:41,665 --> 00:57:46,292
Wait. We're all here.There must be a reason for this.
571
00:57:46,462 --> 00:57:48,670
There's always a reasonwhen you dream.
572
00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:52,209
What are these, drive-ins?
573
00:57:54,013 --> 00:57:56,885
(THE BOYS HOLLER)
574
00:57:59,061 --> 00:58:02,645
See, there's a diagramwith a missing part in the centre.
575
00:58:02,816 --> 00:58:08,440
We have to remember it and figure it outwhen we go up again.
576
00:58:23,884 --> 00:58:29,674
- Wolfgang.
- I just had a dream weirder than yours.
577
00:58:29,849 --> 00:58:31,807
Did you get the diagram?
578
00:58:34,938 --> 00:58:37,810
Yes, as a matter of fact, I did.
579
00:58:42,698 --> 00:58:47,195
What's going on here?
We both had the same dream?
580
00:58:47,370 --> 00:58:53,955
It's a smaller circuit board that fits onto
the original circuit board, like this.
581
00:58:54,129 --> 00:58:56,337
- Turn it on.
- OK.
582
00:59:03,516 --> 00:59:08,642
- What is that stuff?
- It's oxygen. It's oxygen.
583
00:59:08,814 --> 00:59:10,938
Turn it off, stupid.
584
00:59:18,575 --> 00:59:23,155
Had it turned up a little too high.
But that's OK. We can still go.
585
00:59:23,916 --> 00:59:25,625
Finally.
586
00:59:26,502 --> 00:59:28,626
You feel it, too.
587
00:59:28,797 --> 00:59:32,000
Yeah, ever since the dream last night.
588
00:59:34,387 --> 00:59:37,175
Let's face it. Somebody's calling us.
589
00:59:37,349 --> 00:59:39,639
They've been calling
since the beginning.
590
00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,186
From where?
591
00:59:41,354 --> 00:59:44,309
I don't know,
but it's somewhere up there.
592
00:59:44,482 --> 00:59:49,062
- I guess we have to find out, right?
- Well, they got us this far.
593
00:59:53,326 --> 00:59:56,032
It's like we're supposed to go.
594
00:59:56,205 --> 00:59:58,993
Well, let's go.
595
00:59:59,168 --> 01:00:01,956
Before my dad sees his work shed.
596
01:01:09,963 --> 01:01:12,632
Ben, are you using
my tweezers on your models?
597
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,461
- No.
- What are you doing?
598
01:01:16,972 --> 01:01:22,976
- I'm writing a letter to Grandma.
- Oh, well, good.
599
01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:24,807
- Mom.
- Yeah?
600
01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:30,688
Remember what you told me about
dreams and doing what you want to do?
601
01:01:30,864 --> 01:01:35,325
Well, if I really want to be an astronaut,
go out in space,
602
01:01:35,494 --> 01:01:37,903
really do that, you'd be OK, right?
603
01:01:38,081 --> 01:01:41,202
Sure, honey,
if that's what you really want to do.
604
01:01:45,924 --> 01:01:48,677
- Sleep tight.
- Goodnight.
605
01:01:53,474 --> 01:01:55,385
Bye, Mom.
606
01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:08,192
Whoa. Hiya, kid.
607
01:02:08,911 --> 01:02:11,403
- So, you're the spaceman?
- What?
608
01:02:11,581 --> 01:02:16,244
- Hey, listen, is this your jacket?
- Where'd you get that?
609
01:02:17,463 --> 01:02:22,173
You were in that UFO, weren't you?
Weren't you?
610
01:02:22,344 --> 01:02:24,883
Hey, weren't you in there?
611
01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:50,373
We gotta get out of here.
Some guy knows about us.
612
01:02:50,546 --> 01:02:54,212
- Who?
- Some guy. He tried to grab me.
613
01:02:54,383 --> 01:02:57,586
- He's probably on his way here.
- We'll kick his butt.
614
01:03:09,485 --> 01:03:13,484
- Let's get out of here.
- I have to regulate the air pressure first.
615
01:03:13,657 --> 01:03:18,486
- Can you do that when we're up there?
- No. You're getting on my nerves.
616
01:03:20,290 --> 01:03:22,164
What's that?
617
01:03:22,334 --> 01:03:24,661
Something my dad gave me.
Do you mind?
618
01:03:24,838 --> 01:03:27,460
It's fine, fine. Just put it out of the way.
619
01:04:06,263 --> 01:04:08,340
Nice going, kid.
620
01:04:14,065 --> 01:04:16,817
All right. So what happens now?
621
01:04:16,985 --> 01:04:20,236
I'll take us higher,
then they'll contact us, I guess.
622
01:04:34,715 --> 01:04:39,509
I can't stop thinking about
what's up there. What kind of life?
623
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:43,429
You mean,
will it be some kind of slimy blob?
624
01:04:43,601 --> 01:04:49,107
It could be anything. It could be pure
energy. It could be thought waves.
625
01:04:49,275 --> 01:04:52,692
I don't know. It could be something
we can't even imagine.
626
01:04:52,863 --> 01:04:57,609
How about a planet full of Amazon
women who want to breed a new race?
627
01:04:57,785 --> 01:05:00,324
- You pervert.
- Come on, you guys.
628
01:05:00,497 --> 01:05:03,867
It'll be great.
It'll be the greatest thing ever.
629
01:05:15,181 --> 01:05:19,263
- They're here.
- See? They've taken over.
630
01:05:26,112 --> 01:05:30,574
What was that? What happened?
Where are we?
631
01:05:30,743 --> 01:05:32,155
Oh, my God.
632
01:05:45,177 --> 01:05:47,384
Eaten alive.
633
01:05:52,311 --> 01:05:54,768
- What if we want to go back?
- Go back?
634
01:05:54,939 --> 01:05:58,807
Now you say this? Look around.
It's a little too late.
635
01:05:58,985 --> 01:06:04,147
Will you shut up? It'll be all right.
Just don't spoil it.
636
01:06:04,326 --> 01:06:08,621
We are going where no man
has gone before.
637
01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:12,160
To unlock the secrets of the universe.
638
01:06:14,547 --> 01:06:18,296
That's pretty incredible. Think about it.
639
01:06:46,377 --> 01:06:48,169
The field's off.
640
01:06:49,298 --> 01:06:55,752
- Well, guys, we're on our own now.
- Don't worry. It's all part of the plan.
641
01:07:06,903 --> 01:07:09,110
Look at this place.
642
01:07:30,348 --> 01:07:32,306
Ride's over.
643
01:07:32,476 --> 01:07:35,928
- I guess we should get out now, huh?
- Are you crazy?
644
01:07:36,981 --> 01:07:39,734
We can't just sit here.
They're expecting us.
645
01:07:39,902 --> 01:07:42,690
Exactly. I'm staying right here.
646
01:07:42,863 --> 01:07:46,364
If they give us any trouble,
we'll kick their butts.
647
01:07:46,534 --> 01:07:48,243
What the hell's this?
648
01:07:56,589 --> 01:07:59,924
- Let's get out of here.
- We really have to go.
649
01:08:04,139 --> 01:08:06,098
(ECHOES) Hello.
650
01:08:11,899 --> 01:08:14,901
Probably radioactive now.
651
01:08:15,070 --> 01:08:20,658
Our DNA's all screwed up.
And our kids'll have tentacles!
652
01:08:24,415 --> 01:08:28,200
- It's dark in here.
- Maybe they don't have eyes.
653
01:08:28,378 --> 01:08:30,870
Think we'll enjoy living here?
654
01:08:34,677 --> 01:08:36,836
I wonder what they're waiting for.
655
01:08:37,014 --> 01:08:41,059
I mean, they must've been preparing
for this for thousands of years.
656
01:08:42,145 --> 01:08:44,435
Maybe they're not hungry yet.
657
01:08:44,607 --> 01:08:45,983
(DARREN) Ah!
658
01:08:46,150 --> 01:08:47,610
Where's Darren?
659
01:08:48,445 --> 01:08:51,281
(BOYS YELL)
660
01:09:12,140 --> 01:09:16,305
- Darren!
- Where is he?
661
01:09:18,105 --> 01:09:19,304
Darren!
662
01:09:40,842 --> 01:09:42,503
There must be some mistake.
663
01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:46,178
Mistake, my foot.
They're testing us like mice in a maze.
664
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:48,473
- You're such a downer.
- I'm serious.
665
01:09:54,192 --> 01:09:56,518
(MACHINERY CLUNKS)
666
01:10:21,058 --> 01:10:23,348
(RUMBLINGS)
667
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:26,273
Ben. Hey, Ben, wait up.
668
01:10:29,110 --> 01:10:32,361
(STRANGE GROANING SOUND)
669
01:10:33,907 --> 01:10:36,400
(TWITTERING)
670
01:11:06,031 --> 01:11:09,234
Ben. Ben, what was that sound?
671
01:11:10,703 --> 01:11:12,911
I don't know.
672
01:11:17,711 --> 01:11:19,504
Oh!
673
01:11:29,601 --> 01:11:31,891
(CLANKING)
674
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:54,412
(TWITTERS AND SQUEAKS)
675
01:12:15,575 --> 01:12:18,197
(SNIFFING SOUNDS)
676
01:12:25,670 --> 01:12:28,340
(TWITTERING)
677
01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:51,151
(SIREN BLARES)
678
01:13:17,734 --> 01:13:21,151
(TWITTERING THEN GIGGLING)
679
01:13:28,415 --> 01:13:30,871
(CLANKING)
680
01:13:46,854 --> 01:13:48,230
Wolfgang!
681
01:13:59,369 --> 01:14:01,078
Wolfgang!
682
01:14:11,050 --> 01:14:12,842
Ben!
683
01:14:13,970 --> 01:14:16,889
(TWITTERING SOUNDS)
684
01:14:51,767 --> 01:14:55,932
(ECHOING WHISPERS)
685
01:15:15,754 --> 01:15:19,753
Darren. Are you OK?
686
01:15:21,762 --> 01:15:24,337
That was weird.
687
01:15:24,516 --> 01:15:27,222
- You were in a trance.
- Where's Wolfgang?
688
01:15:27,394 --> 01:15:30,894
I don't know. I lost him.
This thing came out...
689
01:15:31,065 --> 01:15:33,225
Let's find him and get out of here.
690
01:15:33,861 --> 01:15:38,191
I don't know how it works,
but it puts pictures in your head.
691
01:15:38,366 --> 01:15:41,653
I saw that dream we had
and a bunch of other weird stuff.
692
01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:44,238
That sounds just like
in "Forbidden Planet".
693
01:15:44,415 --> 01:15:47,951
They had this brain-booster machine.
694
01:15:48,128 --> 01:15:50,964
Maybe that's how
they got into my dreams.
695
01:15:58,182 --> 01:16:00,756
It smells in here.
696
01:16:06,901 --> 01:16:12,062
I hate to say this, but this isn't the way
I thought it would be at all.
697
01:16:12,241 --> 01:16:15,409
- It smells in here.
- You just said that.
698
01:16:18,415 --> 01:16:19,910
- No, I didn't.
- What?
699
01:16:20,084 --> 01:16:22,457
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
700
01:16:26,675 --> 01:16:28,135
Where'd he go?
701
01:16:29,805 --> 01:16:33,934
- We scared him.
- Scared HIM?!
702
01:16:34,102 --> 01:16:36,724
Yeah. To him, we're the aliens.
703
01:16:36,896 --> 01:16:40,646
- To him, we might be horrible.
- Horrible? Us?
704
01:16:42,654 --> 01:16:46,238
Come on. He couldn't have gotten far.
705
01:16:52,624 --> 01:16:54,250
Hello.
706
01:16:55,002 --> 01:16:58,170
- Don't be scared.
- Ben, wait a minute.
707
01:16:59,925 --> 01:17:01,919
We gotta find him.
708
01:17:22,745 --> 01:17:25,367
I've waited all my life to say this.
709
01:17:27,876 --> 01:17:29,953
Be my guest.
710
01:17:39,390 --> 01:17:41,633
We come in peace.
711
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,857
Now try,
"How do we get back to our ship?"
712
01:17:50,028 --> 01:17:54,240
Just give him a minute. He's probably
just translating in his head.
713
01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:58,324
If we can communicate, he can give us
the answers to anything.
714
01:17:58,497 --> 01:18:01,071
He's about to say something.
715
01:18:02,001 --> 01:18:04,374
(AS BUGS BUNNY) What's up, Doc?
716
01:18:07,466 --> 01:18:09,045
What?
717
01:18:10,136 --> 01:18:12,130
OK, but let's face it,
718
01:18:12,305 --> 01:18:16,802
this energy field of yours is
extraordinary, but still needs lots of work.
719
01:18:16,978 --> 01:18:19,138
Talk about bumpy rides.
720
01:18:19,314 --> 01:18:23,942
You'd think a technology this advanced
could stabilise such a simple computer.
721
01:18:24,821 --> 01:18:29,116
(AS MARILYN MONROE) I never tire
of looking at the stars, do you?
722
01:18:31,371 --> 01:18:37,243
Did you know that the light we see now
actually began aeons ago?
723
01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:41,169
(FEMALE) They always make me feel
so romantic.
724
01:18:42,927 --> 01:18:49,132
Do you have a girlfriend on Earth?
725
01:18:49,309 --> 01:18:55,265
A girlfriend?
Of course I've got a girlfriend.
726
01:18:55,442 --> 01:18:57,352
No one special.
727
01:18:59,530 --> 01:19:02,733
I'm not tied down
if that's what you mean.
728
01:19:08,876 --> 01:19:14,880
It's probably not English. It's just an alien
language that sounds like English.
729
01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:20,765
Remember this one?
730
01:19:20,931 --> 01:19:23,506
# Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
731
01:19:23,685 --> 01:19:26,640
# But no one can talk to a horse,
of course, that is, of course
732
01:19:26,814 --> 01:19:29,353
# Unless the horse
is the famous Mr Ed! #
733
01:19:29,525 --> 01:19:32,397
Everybody! (CONTINUES SINGING)
734
01:19:32,571 --> 01:19:35,490
- Nobody's singing.
- Wolfgang?
735
01:19:37,077 --> 01:19:39,319
Hi, guys. Where you been?
736
01:19:39,497 --> 01:19:41,537
Looking for you.
737
01:19:42,625 --> 01:19:47,454
We were worried about you. Do you have
any consideration for your friends?
738
01:19:50,426 --> 01:19:52,503
(TWITTERING)
739
01:19:58,353 --> 01:20:00,809
(WOLFGANG) This is Neek.
740
01:20:02,233 --> 01:20:04,807
And Neek, that's Darren and Ben.
741
01:20:06,196 --> 01:20:07,775
Hello.
742
01:20:12,620 --> 01:20:13,996
Hi.
743
01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:19,075
Hi, yourself.
744
01:20:19,254 --> 01:20:21,828
We've been looking all over for you.
745
01:20:22,007 --> 01:20:27,928
Now you're just lounging around
with some alien and communicating!
746
01:20:31,644 --> 01:20:35,773
Ben, she's incredibly intelligent.
747
01:20:35,941 --> 01:20:40,154
Besides, she kind of likes me.
748
01:20:41,489 --> 01:20:43,198
Wak.
749
01:20:43,367 --> 01:20:45,990
What?
750
01:20:46,162 --> 01:20:47,787
Wak.
751
01:20:49,374 --> 01:20:52,376
- Quack? Wak?
- Wak!
752
01:20:53,337 --> 01:20:56,541
Wak's your name! That's your name.
753
01:20:56,717 --> 01:21:01,131
- I'm Ben. Me Ben.
- Me Tarzan.
754
01:21:01,306 --> 01:21:03,845
(TARZAN JUNGLE CALL)
755
01:21:06,353 --> 01:21:08,680
(MONKEY GIBBERISH)
756
01:21:11,777 --> 01:21:14,233
What do I have to do? Eat a banana?
757
01:21:14,405 --> 01:21:16,980
- You get it, don't you?
- No, I...
758
01:21:17,158 --> 01:21:19,152
Jump in!
759
01:21:22,248 --> 01:21:25,998
They know all about us.
It's from watching this stuff.
760
01:21:26,169 --> 01:21:30,713
- Neek.
- You see? Look.
761
01:21:33,303 --> 01:21:36,056
(VOICES FROM TV STATIONS)
762
01:21:49,281 --> 01:21:50,658
TV?
763
01:21:50,825 --> 01:21:54,159
...helps shrink swollen membranes.
764
01:21:54,329 --> 01:21:58,577
- They get TV up here?
- Just waves in space.
765
01:21:58,751 --> 01:22:02,252
- They're crazy about it.
- There is life in outer space.
766
01:22:02,422 --> 01:22:04,831
Here he is,
the life of outer space himself.
767
01:22:05,008 --> 01:22:07,382
Let's make him feel at home.
Here's Wak!
768
01:22:07,554 --> 01:22:12,098
Do you know me? Often,
when I enter a hotel or restaurant,
769
01:22:12,268 --> 01:22:15,353
people fail to recognise me.
770
01:22:15,522 --> 01:22:18,275
Let's start tonight's show
with your favourites.
771
01:22:18,443 --> 01:22:22,655
Remember this one?
The amazing Kitchen Companion.
772
01:22:22,823 --> 01:22:26,952
It slices, dices, minces, quinces.
French fries, shoestring or crinkle cut.
773
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:31,415
That's not all. Make hundreds
of julienne carrots in seconds.
774
01:22:31,584 --> 01:22:34,835
One tomato lasts a month.
No more tears cutting onions.
775
01:22:35,004 --> 01:22:38,041
How much would you expect
to pay for this miracle
776
01:22:38,216 --> 01:22:42,001
that makes all previous forms
of kitchen appliances obsolete?
777
01:22:42,180 --> 01:22:44,257
$50?
(CHING OF CASH REGISTER)
778
01:22:44,433 --> 01:22:46,841
$100? $1000?
779
01:22:47,019 --> 01:22:51,231
- What do you think?
- It's great. But...
780
01:22:52,192 --> 01:22:56,985
- Well, is it just me or...
- What? What's the matter?
781
01:22:57,157 --> 01:23:02,864
- They don't make any sense.
- That's the way they think we talk.
782
01:23:03,039 --> 01:23:08,627
Order now and get the steak knives and
the miracle paring knives absolutely free!
783
01:23:11,007 --> 01:23:12,716
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
784
01:23:12,926 --> 01:23:17,090
Anyway, my wife gave me a new car.
It's called a Rolls-Kinardly.
785
01:23:17,264 --> 01:23:20,515
Rolls down one hill,
"kinardly" get up the next.
786
01:23:20,685 --> 01:23:22,264
(CANNED LAUGHTER)
787
01:23:23,356 --> 01:23:26,025
A Rolls-Kinardly!
788
01:23:29,071 --> 01:23:33,319
- (CLANG OF TRAIN)
- Whoo-whoo!
789
01:23:33,868 --> 01:23:35,613
De train! De train!
790
01:23:36,455 --> 01:23:39,243
(AS ED SULLIVAN)
Now, for the first time on our show...
791
01:23:41,253 --> 01:23:43,127
...the Flying Sorrento Brothers.
792
01:23:43,296 --> 01:23:47,165
They were supposed to be
on last week's show.
793
01:23:47,343 --> 01:23:50,678
Unfortunately,
four of them are in critical condition.
794
01:23:50,848 --> 01:23:55,226
So this evening, we are proud to present
the Flying Sorrento Brother.
795
01:23:55,395 --> 01:24:01,185
First, I'd like to introduce four lads
from Liverpool, The Beatles.
796
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:03,603
- (FANS SCREAM)
- But before the Beatles...
797
01:24:04,281 --> 01:24:09,074
You must be proud to be
from such a wonderful place.
798
01:24:09,245 --> 01:24:11,286
You mean Earth?
799
01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:17,660
Thank you. No, no more, please.
My heart! My heart!
800
01:24:19,175 --> 01:24:22,545
- No, no. Please.
- Earth, huh?
801
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:27,597
OK, I'd like a little audience assistance.
If someone would come up and help me.
802
01:24:27,768 --> 01:24:29,679
- You, son. Yes.
- (CLAPPING)
803
01:24:29,854 --> 01:24:33,853
Come on stage for just a minute, please.
That's right.
804
01:24:34,026 --> 01:24:37,063
Up here next to me.
What's your name, son?
805
01:24:37,238 --> 01:24:39,528
- Ben.
- Where are you from?
806
01:24:39,699 --> 01:24:41,942
- Earth.
- Anybody here from Earth?
807
01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:46,200
See, you've got friends here.
Ben, would you do me a favour?
808
01:24:46,374 --> 01:24:51,084
I'd like to improve my reception,
so would you raise my antenna?
809
01:24:51,255 --> 01:24:54,506
- Not that one, Ben. Thank you.
- These?
810
01:24:54,676 --> 01:24:58,011
Yes, that's right.
Move it a little to the right.
811
01:24:58,181 --> 01:25:02,429
A little further. Feels good.
812
01:25:02,603 --> 01:25:04,015
Better, Ben.
813
01:25:04,188 --> 01:25:08,056
- OK. That's pretty good.
- Oh, great. Thank you very much.
814
01:25:08,235 --> 01:25:11,023
(AS W.C. FIELDS) Get away, son.
You bother me.
815
01:25:11,197 --> 01:25:13,736
- Excuse me?
- Get away, boy. Off. Off.
816
01:25:13,908 --> 01:25:18,654
Kids! Kids all over the world,
they only understand one thing.
817
01:25:20,416 --> 01:25:25,044
# All around the world
rock 'n' roll is all they play
818
01:25:28,218 --> 01:25:32,762
# All around the world
rock 'n' roll is all they play
819
01:25:35,017 --> 01:25:39,265
# All them top cats
with their rock 'n' roll queens
820
01:25:39,439 --> 01:25:43,652
# Just a rockin' and a rollin'
in their red and blue blue jeans
821
01:25:43,820 --> 01:25:48,566
# All around the world
rock 'n' roll is here to stay
822
01:25:51,037 --> 01:25:56,543
# Man, hear those jukebox jumping
All night and all through the day
823
01:25:58,922 --> 01:26:03,217
# Ain't never no time for romance
They only wanna dance
824
01:26:03,386 --> 01:26:05,380
# The people are hollering
as they hit the floor
825
01:26:05,555 --> 01:26:07,632
# "Go, cat, go!"
826
01:26:07,808 --> 01:26:12,222
# All around the world
rock 'n' roll is here to stay
827
01:26:14,649 --> 01:26:20,736
# You can hear those jukebox jumping
All night and all through the day
828
01:26:20,908 --> 01:26:22,700
# Wow!
829
01:26:36,886 --> 01:26:40,885
# They do the bop
The take is hot
830
01:26:41,058 --> 01:26:44,677
# Shim sham shimmy
and they never never stop
831
01:26:45,230 --> 01:26:50,308
# All around the world
rock 'n' roll is here to stay
832
01:26:52,363 --> 01:26:57,820
# You can hear those jukebox jumping
All night and all through the day #
833
01:26:58,287 --> 01:27:01,657
(CHEERING AND WHISTLES)
834
01:27:02,459 --> 01:27:05,331
Thank you. Thank you. You're beautiful.
835
01:27:05,504 --> 01:27:08,589
You're wonderful. You're wonderful.
Thank you.
836
01:27:11,846 --> 01:27:18,644
I get it. Your people have been visiting
our planet since ancient times.
837
01:27:18,812 --> 01:27:23,142
Now you've come back to check up
on us and explain everything, right?
838
01:27:23,317 --> 01:27:27,233
(AS GROUCHO MARX) Very interesting
story. It doesn't make any sense at all.
839
01:27:27,406 --> 01:27:29,031
Are you aware of that?
840
01:27:30,702 --> 01:27:34,700
Actually, they've never been down there.
There's too many germs.
841
01:27:34,874 --> 01:27:41,624
Germs! Germs that can
cause colds, bad breath, diarrhoea.
842
01:27:41,799 --> 01:27:46,592
Germs that can flourish
in your family bathroom.
843
01:27:46,763 --> 01:27:51,806
They had to disinfect us when we got
here just to get this close.
844
01:27:51,978 --> 01:27:55,763
Besides, we know what they do
to people like us down there.
845
01:29:00,688 --> 01:29:04,936
But...but this is just the movies.
846
01:29:05,110 --> 01:29:09,607
This isn't the way we really are.
Don't you know that?
847
01:29:09,782 --> 01:29:15,026
You expect me to believe that?
Your people just like to blow things up.
848
01:29:15,205 --> 01:29:20,960
Look, we sent out those signals
because we wanted to meet.
849
01:29:21,130 --> 01:29:25,081
But it had to be someone special. You.
850
01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:31,015
So you could explain.
You're not like the rest of them.
851
01:29:31,183 --> 01:29:35,930
You knew we could be friends,
if we only got the chance.
852
01:29:37,316 --> 01:29:41,813
I know I must look weird to you,
but how do you think you look to me?
853
01:29:41,989 --> 01:29:44,030
I watched four episodes of "Lassie"
854
01:29:44,199 --> 01:29:46,656
before I realised
why the hairy kid never spoke.
855
01:29:47,329 --> 01:29:51,908
He rolled over fine, but I didn't think
he deserved a series for that.
856
01:29:55,672 --> 01:30:00,916
But this isn't real
and we don't really kill people.
857
01:30:01,095 --> 01:30:04,430
Well, we do, but not aliens
because we haven't met any.
858
01:30:14,904 --> 01:30:19,614
- What's that?
- Space pirates.
859
01:30:19,785 --> 01:30:21,328
Space pirates?
860
01:30:30,006 --> 01:30:34,171
- Space pirates, scourge of the universe.
- We can fight them off.
861
01:30:34,345 --> 01:30:36,469
- Vicious. Merciless.
- We'll stand together.
862
01:30:36,639 --> 01:30:42,643
They crush all who defy them.
Coming to a theatre near you. Rated R.
863
01:30:43,523 --> 01:30:46,893
(AS BOB HOPE) Good night, everybody.
# Thanks for the memories... #
864
01:30:47,069 --> 01:30:48,445
There she is.
865
01:30:53,410 --> 01:30:56,744
Go home? We can't go home.
We just got here.
866
01:30:56,914 --> 01:30:59,537
We're sorry you have
to run along so soon.
867
01:30:59,710 --> 01:31:02,379
Aren't they great?
Give them a big send-off.
868
01:31:02,546 --> 01:31:05,252
I love this guy. I mean that sincerely.
869
01:31:05,425 --> 01:31:10,088
You can see him at Tahoe on the 17th
and in Atlantic City on Easter weekend.
870
01:31:10,264 --> 01:31:14,179
- Let's all try to be there.
- Tahoe?
871
01:31:15,103 --> 01:31:19,517
- What's the hurry?
- Look, honey, let's not have a scene.
872
01:31:19,692 --> 01:31:22,979
We came all this way
and we haven't learned anything.
873
01:31:23,155 --> 01:31:26,940
- Perhaps next time.
- Next time?
874
01:31:27,118 --> 01:31:32,576
Yes, next time you get to compete
for our grand prize, a Pontiac Firebird.
875
01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:34,790
It's a brand-new car!
876
01:31:38,299 --> 01:31:42,463
- We're not afraid of space pirates.
- I don't understand why we have to go.
877
01:31:42,638 --> 01:31:46,304
- I really like it here.
- We get beat up all the time at home.
878
01:31:46,475 --> 01:31:49,049
(AS JIMMY CARTER)
Y'all come back, now. Hear?
879
01:31:49,228 --> 01:31:54,472
You can't just send us away.
Did we do something wrong? Is that it?
880
01:31:54,652 --> 01:31:59,480
We laughed at all your jokes,
even the really dumb ones.
881
01:31:59,658 --> 01:32:04,534
I don't know. What is it you want?
882
01:32:04,706 --> 01:32:07,080
Aw, looks like my baby picture.
883
01:32:12,758 --> 01:32:15,879
(MUSIC:"THIS BOY NEEDS TO ROCK")
884
01:32:22,853 --> 01:32:25,392
It's '80s music. It's cool.
885
01:32:28,068 --> 01:32:30,607
Far out.
886
01:32:31,781 --> 01:32:36,159
- (GROWLING SOUND)
- (WAK SCREAMS)
887
01:32:36,328 --> 01:32:38,998
Oh, Wak.
888
01:32:42,669 --> 01:32:45,790
(INCOMPREHENSIBLE RANTING)
889
01:32:46,132 --> 01:32:48,624
Is that a space pirate?
890
01:32:48,802 --> 01:32:50,214
Yes.
891
01:32:54,142 --> 01:32:57,393
No, not exactly.
892
01:33:25,889 --> 01:33:28,048
(RANTING)
893
01:33:45,872 --> 01:33:47,617
It's their father.
894
01:33:48,793 --> 01:33:50,667
What?
895
01:33:50,836 --> 01:33:53,328
- It's their father. They're kids.
- No way.
896
01:33:57,053 --> 01:33:59,130
I mean, look at 'em.
897
01:34:01,850 --> 01:34:07,308
Just a couple of kids,
and you didn't tell us?
898
01:34:07,482 --> 01:34:10,733
You dreamed about meeting us.
899
01:34:10,903 --> 01:34:16,195
You wanted us to be so great. We were
afraid you'd be, you know, disappointed.
900
01:34:16,868 --> 01:34:19,954
And wouldn't want to come back again.
901
01:34:20,123 --> 01:34:22,200
- Really?
- (NEEK) It's true.
902
01:34:22,376 --> 01:34:28,629
It really is his vehicle
and we're not even supposed to touch it.
903
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:32,336
- What a bummer.
- You stole your dad's car?
904
01:34:32,513 --> 01:34:34,839
- He said we'd get away with it.
- We did.
905
01:34:35,017 --> 01:34:37,639
- We didn't.
- Practically, we got away with it.
906
01:34:37,811 --> 01:34:39,888
You're such a wimp anyway.
907
01:34:40,064 --> 01:34:41,725
(BICKERING)
908
01:34:51,578 --> 01:34:53,821
Boy, he's really pissed.
909
01:34:53,998 --> 01:34:57,949
That's why you have to go.
He'd never understand.
910
01:34:58,128 --> 01:35:00,086
Especially about us, Wolfgang.
911
01:35:08,057 --> 01:35:13,135
Well, I think it's time
for you guys to get going.
912
01:35:17,109 --> 01:35:18,770
Do we have to?
913
01:35:18,945 --> 01:35:23,110
Yeah, and we didn't even get to tell you
the secrets of the universe.
914
01:35:23,284 --> 01:35:25,574
Ben.
915
01:35:29,667 --> 01:35:31,078
This is for you.
916
01:35:32,671 --> 01:35:34,047
What is it?
917
01:35:34,214 --> 01:35:38,793
(AS BOGART)
The stuff that dreams are made of.
918
01:35:39,011 --> 01:35:42,630
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
919
01:35:42,808 --> 01:35:44,552
I must have something...
920
01:35:56,951 --> 01:35:59,075
- Pretty cute, huh?
- Hubba hubba!
921
01:36:00,871 --> 01:36:03,161
Boy, I'd like to get my cups on her.
922
01:36:04,751 --> 01:36:08,453
- Someday she'll be my girlfriend.
- Maybe sooner than you think.
923
01:36:08,631 --> 01:36:11,834
- What's this?
- It's a harmonica.
924
01:36:12,011 --> 01:36:14,135
You put it in your mouth.
925
01:36:15,390 --> 01:36:19,720
Yeah, and see, you blow... No.
926
01:36:21,647 --> 01:36:24,222
No, you can't play it very well like that.
927
01:36:24,401 --> 01:36:26,478
Way to go, stupid.
928
01:36:26,653 --> 01:36:28,528
Mm...
929
01:36:28,698 --> 01:36:32,282
- It's OK.
- Doesn't even offer me any.
930
01:36:34,913 --> 01:36:37,488
(FATHER RANTS)
931
01:36:44,384 --> 01:36:46,876
We'll always have Paris.
932
01:36:47,054 --> 01:36:53,389
Paris? Paris! Bye-bye!
933
01:37:23,391 --> 01:37:25,965
Boy, and I thought my dad was tough.
934
01:37:29,731 --> 01:37:32,140
I've waited all my life to say this.
935
01:37:32,318 --> 01:37:34,276
What do I have to do? Eat a banana?
936
01:37:34,445 --> 01:37:37,115
And Neek, that's Darren and Ben.
937
01:37:37,282 --> 01:37:41,068
- Hello.- A Rolls-Kinardly!
938
01:37:41,246 --> 01:37:43,038
# All around the world #
939
01:37:43,206 --> 01:37:45,828
- What's that?- Space pirates.
940
01:37:46,002 --> 01:37:48,790
It's their father. They're kids.
941
01:37:48,964 --> 01:37:51,171
- Pretty cute, huh?- Hubba hubba!
942
01:37:51,341 --> 01:37:53,465
It's time for you guysto get going.
943
01:37:53,636 --> 01:37:55,713
Do we have to?
944
01:37:55,888 --> 01:37:59,140
We're sorry you haveto run along so soon.
945
01:37:59,309 --> 01:38:01,220
We can't go home. We just got here.
946
01:38:01,395 --> 01:38:04,931
- Y'all come back, now. Hear?- We were flying.
947
01:38:05,108 --> 01:38:08,692
- You're the spaceman?- This is for you.
948
01:38:08,863 --> 01:38:13,941
- What is it?- The stuff that dreams are made of.
949
01:38:19,126 --> 01:38:22,128
- There's the drive-in.
- What's left of it.
950
01:38:22,296 --> 01:38:23,921
Oh, yeah.
951
01:38:26,134 --> 01:38:29,634
There's the Safeway.
952
01:38:29,805 --> 01:38:34,848
There's my house. My dad's up.
I wonder what he's doing.
953
01:38:39,942 --> 01:38:43,028
It's taking us back to our point of origin.
954
01:38:43,572 --> 01:38:44,948
Oh, no, it's not.
955
01:38:46,868 --> 01:38:51,614
- The field's off.
- Then what's holding us up?
956
01:39:07,977 --> 01:39:11,561
- Oh, shoot.
- Come on.
957
01:40:29,161 --> 01:40:31,368
She was a good ship.
958
01:40:41,927 --> 01:40:43,588
Goodbye.
959
01:41:19,431 --> 01:41:22,801
It's weird.
They should've called us by now.
960
01:41:22,977 --> 01:41:27,723
- What if we never hear from them?
- I know. We've got to get back there.
961
01:41:27,899 --> 01:41:32,028
But we don't have our ship. No power.
962
01:41:32,196 --> 01:41:36,859
It's just so frustrating. No one on Earth
is ever going to top Neek.
963
01:41:37,036 --> 01:41:39,788
Gee, I thought they really liked us.
964
01:41:42,043 --> 01:41:45,543
I wonder what they're doing right now.
965
01:41:45,713 --> 01:41:50,672
Come on, let's go. They've probably
been grounded for three million years.
966
01:42:18,003 --> 01:42:22,713
(TEACHER) Who was the scientistwho discovered nickel as an element?
967
01:42:22,884 --> 01:42:24,545
Ben.
968
01:42:24,720 --> 01:42:27,093
Nickel...
969
01:42:30,227 --> 01:42:32,434
Thomas Jefferson?
970
01:42:33,189 --> 01:42:37,437
- Trisha.
- Baron Axel Fredrik Cronstedt, 1751.
971
01:42:37,611 --> 01:42:40,317
Very good, Trisha.
972
01:43:13,613 --> 01:43:15,488
(WHOOSH)
973
01:43:17,951 --> 01:43:19,027
All right.
974
01:43:19,094 --> 01:43:22,381
They're sending again.I knew they would.
975
01:43:22,857 --> 01:43:26,271
Wow. This one looks really complicated.
976
01:43:26,395 --> 01:43:27,995
I wonder what they're
up to this time?
977
01:44:04,374 --> 01:44:08,539
(LORI) If this is all a dream, then whathappens when we wake up?
978
01:44:08,813 --> 01:44:12,764
I don't know, but I can't wait to find out.
979
01:45:17,564 --> 01:45:20,400
- Whoo-whoo!- (LAUGHTER)
980
01:45:24,070 --> 01:45:26,825
I know you're out there,
I can feel the popcorn.
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