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We all have stories to tell, our own paths

to faith in Christ.

Some are kookier than others

like finding Jesus in a piece of drift wood,

yeah more on that in a second,

but for me I didn't see it coming.

I thought I was looking for a guy

to stick a ring on my finger,

my Mr. Right.

And along the way something wonderful happened.

I found Him.

That's Him with a capital H.

street light got that perfect glistening,

touchdown I fall into your arms

right where I belong your everlasting arms.

And where would I be without yo u

I'd be packing my bags

when I need to stay.

I'd be chasing every breeze

that blows my way.

I'd be building my kingdom

just to watch it fade away.

It's true.

That's me without you, that's me without you

that's me without you.

Don't know where I'd be without you,

that's me without you, that's me without you,

that's me without you, without you.

Don't know where I'd be without you.

that's me without you, that's me without you,

that's me without you, without you.

Yeah? It's real good.

I actually took a trip to Franc e

a couple years ago. Oh, the wine!

Have you ever been to France?

Ryan?

Oh sorry.

Yeah France. No I haven't been.

But I hear it's great.

Love the accents.

It is better than great, I don't know how

but you can eat anything you want there and

not gain a pound, that is my kind of

country.

And the wine is just to die for even the

cheap stuff oh and the Fermat of course.

That cheese right?

I love stinky cheese, it clogs the pipes but

still.

You know they say the best cheese comes from

between French framers toes.

Yup that's probably why it's so stinky.

Incroyable.

That sounds great.

Listen Gwinny, a friend of mine

just walked in.

I'm just going to go say hi real quick.

OK? This is great. I'll be right back.

-Sure. -OK hold on.

-Sounds good.

And it's Gwyneth not Gwinny.

It's so rude, the guy couldn't keep eye

contact with me for 10 seconds.

Is it me?

No sweetie, it's just dumb stupid guys.

Ryan is definitely not stupid

he's a leading gastroenterologist.

Which is why he is so full of...

Gwyneth he just texted me.

He said he's sorry.

It was his high school sweetheart.

He hasn't seen her in years.

High school sweetheart. Is that the one

that's half his age and half his weight?

We're running out of guys, our husbands are

running out of guys.

Babe, if you're not careful your going to be

the last one standing.

No, Ann Marie will be the last one standing

guaranteed.

I am losing here you guys, I feel like it's

one of those movies where the guy in

a little boat just drifts off into the

horizon and then he just disappears.

Poof!

I don't want to spend another Christmas

under the mistletoe alone.

I just want to meet a guy that will look at

me for 10 seconds and smile.

Sold.

Let's go.

Dad.

I'll be in the car.

Hey Speedy.

What are you going to eat all this in one

day?

Now you can get it in one.

Stop it!

Stop being poor!

Now buy my book and join the one percent.

Cheesy.

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you.

Check out these results.

One minute a day.

It's not even the same girl.

One minute a day a new you.

This is our first Christmas as husband and

wife.

We met on ChristianMingle.com.

From our family at Christian Mingle, we'd

like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a

Happy New Year.

Yea right.

Joining is easy and free.

Joining Christian Mingle.

No, no, no.

Ann Marie will be the last one standing

guaranteed.

You've got to be kidding me.

30 years old and only a couple lousy short

term relationships under my belt, pathetic.

But, it wasn't for a lack of trying I dated.

Boy did I date.

But most of the time I was thinking, get me

out of here before the appetizers arrive.

And I don't know maybe it was me.

Either way I was convinced that it was

now or never.

Seriously. And you know what I lied.

I didn't just want guy to look at me and

smile.

I wanted more than that.

I, I wanted a genuinely decent guy.

And I knew he was out there.

But, if I was going to find him , I'd had to

do something different, totally different.

Happy New Year Ms. Hayden.

Hey Gwen.

You look terrible.

I'm done.

New year, new me.

I'm buying a dog or joining a monastery, or

both if they'll let me bring a puppy.

Ladies, everyone on the bridge in 5 minutes.

Got big news big, big, big news .

Pamela, the coffee has that foul taste

again, dish water.

Not the day for stinky Joe.

I want you to fix it ASAP.

Please, pretty please.

Rodger that admiral.

Oh, and Happy New Year everybody.

Not today, I cannot play battleship with him

today.

You ever think if it's the guy your picking

to go out with?

Maybe your knocking on one door hoping

another will open.

Oh, thank you Oprah.

Don't call me Oprah.

Have either of you heard of

Donny De Bona?

Is that really a name?

He is the biggest name in direct response

for male beauty.

Oh, you're talking about the infomerical guy

with, with the weird goatee.

Oh.

I am talking about the infomercial king, and

he is coming here today on his private jet.

He is coming in at O-1100 hours

to meet with us.

To discuss if he wants us to single-handedly

market his newest product.

Hair.

As in wigs?

Transplant?

Hair.

Hair!

The real thing.

He has found a cure for baldness.

He found a secret solution and he puts it in

a little capsule.

This is ridiculous.

There's no secret solution.

You take that back.

I mean it.

Okay fine, I take it back but...

No buts. This is the real thing .

I've done my research, I'm not an idiot.

We are done here.

I want you to assemble the troops.

Clear the decks.

I want a reception fit for a president.

Now hurry up!

Dismissed.

I can take almost anything, spin it into

gold and fool some of the people some of the

time.

But, I don't care how you brand it, package

it or sell it.

If God didn't give you hair, you aint

getting hair. End of story.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Mr. Donny De Bona.

I'm sure you don't need any introduction to

Mr. De Bona.

You know him as the man who has

revolutionized the way modern men live their

daily lives.

Now Mr. De Bona is at it again,

bigger and better than ever.

And from what I understand he's here for a

few days to kick our tires and if we pass

the test we will be the lucky firm to brand

and market Mr. De Bona's newest product

and if that day comes, then you , me, we,

all of us will be a part of history.

The story.

A man.

Let's meet the troops.

They're all yours.

let's chat.

Good to see you Rex.

Donny.

Hello there. Donny De bona.

Okay let's review.

So no Mr. Right

and now I've gotta make bald guys

believe some magical potion they buy on TV

is gonna solve all their problems.

At this point I'm like "God, if you are out

there, this is Gwyneth Hayden calling and uh

help."

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Worn out with blisters on your feet.

To anyone with a heart that's shattered.

Doing your best to hold it together.

With no prayer to pray and no song left to

sing.

Whatever pain you're dealing with.

Let me offer this.

Come however you are.

Come with all your heart breaks .

Come with all the mistakes, you've made.

Lay them down at the cross.

Give them to the God who loves you.

Hurt, scarred, falling apart.

Come however you are.

To the girl who never had a father.

To the guy who thinks he'll never amount to

much of anything.

To those of us who feel unwanted, unneeded,

unloved, and desperately incomplete.

Come however you are.

Come with all your heart breaks .

Come with all the mistakes you've made.

Lay them down at the cross.

Give them to the God who loves you.

Am I bad? You're right this is wrong.

-This is wrong. -What's wrong?

-Hi, I'm sorry. -No, no I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that I'm late.

Hi, I'm, I'm Paul Wood.

Gwyneth Hayden. Hi.

I wish that I had an excuse for you but

honestly I'm just terribly with time

management.

I mean Papa warned me it would be my

undoing.

-Papa? -Oh, My dad.

Oh.

-Should we? -Yeah sure.

What?

Nothing.

It's the photo isn't it?

Yeah I don't really look like my picture.

I kind of cheated on that part.

Who doesn't?

Mine was from like 10 years ago back when I

was on my way to rock stardom.

Yeah!

You were going to be a rock star?

Well, you know, an entertainer.

Oh, an entertainer.

That's interesting.

This is weird isn't it?

It's a weird way to meet somebody.

What a strange new world.

It is.

It's like click, meet, marry, die, done.

It's a very strange new world.

But the stuff between never really changes.

Family, joy, a love for the Lord.

Yeah gotta love Him.

The Lord.

Well hey do you want something to drink?

Hey, how about a cookie?

Oh no I don't do cookies.

It's a double chin coming quicker than a

freight train.

How about a cookie?

Sold.

What?

Nothing.

You're great.

Yeah well you're awesome.

I would've been okay with okay.

Coffee would be great though.

Black, no sugar.

Uncomplicated and a believer.

That's me.

I like that.

Believer or not.

Thank you.

Dear Lord, yes, we just want to thank you

for the coffee and the cookie, and really

most of all the coffee and the talent of the

baristas that prepared it.

Although I am just drinking black so I guess

that really doesn't take a lot of

barista-ing.

But um.

We also just want to say a huge , super huge

thanks for bringing Paul and I together

because he is just, he's very cool and - you

really did good thank you - and I just want

to thanks for old photos.

Yes.

-Amen. -Amen.

I have never prayed over coffee before.

I mean you can't pray enough in this click,

meet, marry world.

That's it?

You're stopping there now?

No more die and done?

No I might wanna, I don't know wanna have a

few laughs or something before that.

Sounds good to me.

So, what do people call you?

Gwinny?

Not if you want to see tomorrow .

Sixth grade summer camp didn't end well.

You can just call me Gwyneth.

Gwyneth it is.

I like you.

You got spunk.

Spunk?

It's a little 'Brady Bunch' but , I don't

know; it might grow on me.

This is a guy you met online!

I know, but it's not like that.

It's a very popular and legit dating

website, not to mention it's Christian.

Which brings us to problem number two:

You're not Christian.

Says who?

I believe in God and stuff.

I mean I was baptized, I went to Sunday

School, I read the Bible when I was a kid...

you know, the one with all the pretty

pictures...

and I go to church sometimes.

When?

When is the last time you stepped into a

church?

Last month.

You went to church last month?

I did.

And?

Okay, so it was a wedding.

Whose wedding?

I don't know, but it was so beautiful.

Oh, you crashed a wedding.

No!

I just peaked inside.

It's not like I followed them to the

reception and chowed down on free shrimp.

And that was the last time you were in a

church...

peaking in a wedding?

Yeah.

It was so beautiful.

This is so sad.

Okay, that doesn't count.

You're not Christian or whatever this guy

thinks you are.

That website is for real Christians looking

for other real Christians.

Do you see the problem here?

Okay, you are making this a much heavier

religious issue than it needs to be, and

besides, I think I'm at least 50 percent

that kind of Christian anyway.

I'm pretty sure it's either/or, not just a

slice of the pie.

Ladies.

Gwyneth, you are up.

Well she's all yours, God help her.

Actually I'd like a few minutes alone with

Ms. Hayden if I might.

Well then I'll just leave you two to it.

You don't bite, do you?

Nah.

What do we have here?

Gwyneth Hayden, BP, Brand Management.

That's me.

What's brand management, in your own words?

Well I think I take the story...

the good, the bad and the ugly of it all.

I mix it in a bowl, I add some sugar and I

make it taste good.

And you're good at that?

I think I am.

You're not a believer, are you?

uh....

I'm sorry, what?

You don't believe that I can grow hair.

Oh.

Oh, that.

um...

I just...

You mean with these?

Well I can.

I can, and I can prove it to you.

Before and after.

Before, after.

Pictures don't lie.

Scout's honor.

Scout's honor then, I'm good.

And it's all right there.

Before and after.

Yes, we're going on a second date.

I mean he's a little like out of 'Leave it

to Beaver' but you guys, he was so charming.

Oh honey, switch the channel.

This can only end badly.

End?

What do you mean?

It's just beginning.

Sweetie, you're desperate and you're

grasping at straws.

You guys, no, stop.

He is fantastic.

I mean isn't this what we've been trying to

do...

get me a fella and get me hitched?

My family has been in the construction

business for generations.

Papa's papa, he was a big development guy so

he sort of turned it into a bigger deal.

Now papa has taken it to a whole 'nother

level.

So do you work a lot with your hands?

Oh no, gosh, I wish.

No, I'm kind of stuck in the office.

Oh, really?

Doing what?

Analysis, mostly.

Feasibility reports on potential projects.

Oh, so you basically sniff out the stinkers.

Yeah, I guess that's one way to put it.

Sushi up.

Oh, thank you.

Looks delicious.

Okay.

Dig in.

You're not really a fan of sushi, are you?

Is it that obvious?

Yeah.

You know that funny thing you're doing with

your nose, your stinker detector?

It's kind of a dead giveaway.

I mean you look like you just smelled dog

poop.

Not really helping the situation here.

Well why didn't you just tell me that?

Because I kind of wanted to try it.

You know, it's the in thing, right?

This red one here, this is tuna,

and this here, the yellow one, is

yellowtail, which is technically a different

kind of tuna.

The brown one is eel, and then this orangey,

mushy-looking one is uni, which is sea

urchin.

It is delicious.

It's my favorite.

Well maybe I'll try that one.

Looks interesting.

You know what?

On second thought, no.

Let's pass on that.

Sea urchin is not gateway sushi .

Just take your chopsticks, right, and let's

just start right here.

Okay, that'll work.

Here, you can dip it in the soy and...

uh huh.

Here it goes.

Mmm.

You are gonna actually have to swallow at

some point.

It's coming.

Here it goes.

Oh!

Not exactly sure what just happened.

You just chewed that poor tuna to death is

what happened.

I guess I'm just more of a chili cheese dog

kind of guy.

Someone's gonna get hurt.

Do you have any idea what happened at a

Bible study?

What?

to gas.

Got to get away from here fast.

Enemies breathing down my neck and trying to

grad a hold and make me wreck.

Hot on my tail trying to make me fail and

trying to take the wind up out of my sail.

Trying to roll me off this road .

Don't look at what's behind.

There you are.

Thought you got lost.

No, no, no.

Here I am.

You look great.

Come in, come in.

Meet everybody.

Everyone, this is Gwyneth, and whatever you

do, don't call her Gwinny.

Ah ha ha ha.

Okay, let's see.

First that's Jimmy and Jessie McKenzie.

They're happy newlyweds.

Met on Mingle.

Turned me onto it, praise the Lord.

Praise the Lord.

And this is their beautiful home.

And that's Tommy and Gabby Huntley, who are

having a baby.

My belly!

Praise the Lord.

Indeed.

And that's Kel-Kel.

Hi, hi.

Kelly.

Heck, you want to talk about summer camp

stories, we got a few of our own.

Bible camp.

Believe me, it's nothing.

Okay, let me see if I have it.

We have Jimmy and Jessie McKenzie, Tommy and

Gabby Huntley, who are having a baby in your

belly, and summer camp Kelly.

So you should just call me Gwinny.

Really?

Sure.

This, This place is great.

It's all so inspirational and marriage,

marriage that's just, I mean, it actually

reminds me of one of my favorites.

Yeah I think the passage is from Galatians.

Because of the temptation to sexual

immorality each man should have his own wife

and each woman should have her own husband.

You know what, my bad, I think that was

Corinthians.

Yep that was Corinthians.

So sorry.

Do you have any water?

Sure.

Thank you.

C'mon.

Hi how ya doing buddy.

I'm sorry, I'm not really good with you

people.

Well you seem pretty good with Pauly.

He's just so different.

He's the last of the good ones, that's for

sure.

I hope things work out.

I haven't seen him this happy in a while.

Really?

Well I must be doing something right then.

So great to have everybody back .

Jessie, Jimmy, thank you guys so much for

your hospitality again, once again.

And Gwinny it's just awesome to have you

with us.

So, uh let's pick up where we left off last

week, Romans 7 we were uh, Verse 14.

Now everybody's familiar with the story of

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

You know what I think?

No, what do you think?

You should stick to Gwyneth.

Just be you.

Whoever that is.

The trouble is with me for I am all too

human, a slave to sin.

Well the pressure's bleeding in .

Giving me some blurry vision.

Fogging up my intellect.

Where love and hate they intersect.

Keep the path of the mission.

Never going to lose my ambition .

Got my eyes up on the prize.

Eyes forward.

Don't look at what's behind.

Eyes forward.

Don't take your eyes off the prize.

I told Mom about that raw fish.

Oh you did?

Boy did she get a kick out of that.

So what's the deal with Kel-Kel ?

Who?

Kelly from Bible Study.

Oh that?

Oh no nothing.

Honestly.

We, she's practically like a sister.

We grew up together, our families.

Although if mama had her way?

You and Kelly would be about 3 kids and 2

dogs deep right now?

The barking kind.

oh, the next stop, the deliciou s train.

I like it around here.

It's funky.

Funky spunky.

Okay so I told you I wanted to be a rock

star.

So what about you?

Did you have any other dreams?

Um...

yeah, I always actually wanted to be a

teacher.

Wow that's noble.

What happened?

Well I went to school and graduated and

needed a job and looked for a meaningful job

and there just wasn't one so I kind of faked

my way to a living until I, funny enough,

ended up in a line of work where faking it

is actually part of the job description.

So, how long have you been a believer?

You know, it's, it's just such a long and,

you know, personal story.

Maybe it's for another time if that's okay.

Oh yeah absolutely.

Though you have peaked my curiosity.

You know what they say about curiosity and

the cat.

What about you though, if you don't mind me

asking?

No, no not at all.

I was kind of born into it, I guess.

All the men on mama- my mother's side were

pastors going back forever.

So, my papa's- my dad's side different

story.

He was a crazy kid my dad growing up in the

60's and all.

Drifting through life.

Then as the story goes he was walking on a

beach one day, and he came across this piece

of driftwood and he saw something in it.

So he took it home and he studied it and he

studied it, and he ended up carving a statue

of Jesus out of it.

Next thing you know, spirit fills him,

changes his life forever.

Just like that.

Lights off, lights on.

Flick of the switch.

Let me get this straight.

You're telling me your dad, who was a

drifter as you say, and whose last name

happens to be Wood finds a piece of

driftwood on the beach and finds Jesus in it

and bam, he's born again?

Wow, I've never seen that angle before.

Are you kidding me?

It was laying right there.

No seriously!

Snap!

That is so creative.

How do you just come up with that all so

quickly?

It's kind of what I do.

Well anyway, my driftwood moment actually

happened when I was 13.

I entered the science fair at school and I

built this maze for mice to run through.

I had them in 2 cages, the mice .

In one cage I had flashing red lights and

head banging music going 24/7 and in the

other one I had soft blue light and

classical music.

My hypothesis was that, the mice in the

tripped out cage would run the maze faster

because they're all hyped up and the mellow

mice would just wander through without

really caring.

And then right before every run I would give

each mouse a sniff of this big chunk of

Swiss cheese that I had at the end of the

maze, their prize.

This is actually me but I'm fascinated, I

want to hear more.

Oh, Ok.

It was somewhere in the middle of it all,

none of that mattered anymore because I got

so fixated on the notion of the cheese.

That prize that both sets of mice had a

scent of and ultimately were drawn to.

Each had their own path, but the goal was

the same.

Don't tell me you saw Jesus in the cheese.

No, no um..

But, it reminded me like so much of what I

had been doing as a kid.

Searching for something that I had a sense

of but couldn't quite put my finger on.

suddenly it all clicked.

The cheese.

Jesus' love was waiting for me.

So that weekend I won the science fair, and

found my prize.

A love in Christ.

Well sweet Cheesus.

Sweet Cheese!

Sweet Cheesus.

You find the funny in everything, don't you?

I'm sorry.

No I like funny.

The world could definitely use a little

funny right now.

Are you happy?

You know, are you content?

Yeah I think so.

Wow.

Big question.

I'm happier now that I've met you, that's

for sure.

Flatter.

You working overtime for that goodnight

kiss?

No.

Well then no kiss.

Okay.

Are you serious?

Absolutely.

Worn out with blisters on your feet.

To anyone with a heart that

shattered, doing your best to hold it

together.

with no prayer to pray.

You're not going back to 1950s sweetie

you're going to church.

You know I want to scare his parents right

out of the gate.

Keep shopping.

I think I can make this work.

Yeah, if you're playing Margaret Thatcher.

Aren't you a little worried about all this

pretending.

I'm not pretending I genuinely like him.

I do, and you know what?

That is so cute I just want to be

respectful.

And dressing like Julia Child is being

respectful.

Or apparently any other character recently

played by Meryl Streep.

Thank You that is so sweet.

Nice to meet you.

What am I doing.

standing at an open door

this is your life

never live twice

step through to the other side

Gwyneth.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How do you feel about that?

It's just so big.

Hundred and twenty seven by forty five and

sixty three feet closer to the other shore.

Steak and cake.

I'm sorry what?

How do you feel about steak and cake?

We're all going there.

Don't tell me you've never had steak and

cake.

Oh are you in for a treat.

Amen.

Have you met our Kelly.

I have hi nice to see you again .

Well alrighty then.

Let's steak and cake it.

Your mother doesn't like me.

What are you talking about of course she

does.

She doesn't even know you, and speaking of

which is it just me or have you always

dressed like my grandma.

I just didn't want to stick out cause

sometimes.

She likes you.

I promise you are reading way too much into

it.

Paul.

Coming.

Gwyneth we would all be so honored if you

would say Grace.

Of course.

Dear Lord, thanks a bunch for new friends.

It's really not often in life that we get

such a gift.

People that are just kind and generous, and

so thank you

and, and for this food golly

I mean steak and cake it's kind of hard to

know which to eat first.

But, I guess it's all going to the same

place so we are just very thankful for that.

And, we thank you for the abundance of all

of it.

There is just so much, and we thank you for

the cows who are willing to give up

themselves.

And that this food is going to nourish our

bodies, and we really just sit in

awesomeness, and really I have a great

amount of gratitude.

So, yes Amen.

In Jesus' name Amen.

Oh yes in Jesus' name I mean all of that of

course was in Jesus' name Amen.

Alrighty to the almighty lets dig in.

Paul, have you told Gwyneth about our

mission trip?

Yeah, we're just all so blessed and excited

last year when we were vacationing on the

Mayan Riviera.

The Yucatan Peninsula the Caribbean side.

Right.

Well, we took this fantastic day trip to see

some of the ancient sites the Mayan pyramids

and all.

We came across this beautiful little town

called San Luis De Piscopo.

Oh, just a stone's throw from where we were

staying.

A stone's throw.

Yeah, well the town is almost in ruins.

Evidently they haven't really recovered

since hurricane Wilma struck there.

Three years ago, category 5 just blew this

little place to bits.

Grace, let the boy finish.

Sorry.

Well really.

go on.

Really that's it I mean most of the people

just, left you know, abandoned the place,

sort of just lost their way, gave up.

Faith an all.

That's right.

Door to door we shall restore.

Bill, who needs to hush now?

Door to door was real good, take a note of

that.

Anyway, right there smack in the middle of

it their church crumbling, it's symbolic

they haven't opened their door since.

The bell literally fell to the ground and

that's where it sits.

So tragic.

But, with the help of Papa's company and the

good Lord's grace.

We are going to fix it.

Door to door, we shall restore.

Oh yeah.

So, I'm, I'm just curious exactly how long

does it take to re-hang a bell?

Long as it takes.

We will be there till she rings .

Not a ding or a dong sooner.

Papas got it all pretty keyed in down there.

So, we're thinking maybe a month at most.

Or, until the bell rings.

It's cake time.

I want Chaco Latto, please.

Wait, I'm sorry you're going to Mexico for a

month?

It's going to be awesome.

So wait, when do you leave?

Like tomorrow, night.

Praise the Lord.

I'm sorry but I, I thought you would have

told her.

I was going to, and I should have but,

you know we just met and to say that

I was leaving for so long I, I just...

I understand, I understand really and

honestly I'm sorry that I made things

difficult for you.

But, I did think that

you wouldn't have told her.

Paul, you know I only want what's best for

you.

Of course.

Well, don't you think there is something

just a little off about her.

Off?

Out of place, peculiar.

I mean don't get me wrong.

I'm sure she's a sweet girl and , and I'm

sure she means well but.

But what?

Forgive me, but there is something not

genuine going on there.

Alright now there I said it.

How so?

You really don't see it.

See what?

Oh sweetie you are just being blinded by

love.

I'm really not following here.

Paul, she is hiding something.

No she isn't.

You know what I think?

I think this is you with all due respect,

Mom stepping in the way.

You like to trying to control the situation.

Please don't do that, not here not this

time.

I like Gwyneth I really, really like her and

I think she's awesome.

Admit it she is a little different, but

that's what I like about her.

I think she does mean well and she is

genuine, and I'm going to prove it to you.

How is that?

I don't know but I will.

I'm buying a dog.

Oh well, I mean he was a really nice guy.

He was but, he was kind of goofy.

And between his mama and his papa it

probably wouldn't work anyway.

What about a Bulldog?

Onward and upward.

Onward anyway.

You know I just he would have given me a

heads up.

It's so unfair.

Has he tried calling?

Yeah about a hundred times but I am not

answering I'm gonna let him sweat it out.

And they say romance is dead.

There was something about it al l though I

gotta say.

Everyone just seemed so happy.

Surprise inspection.

De Bona is here.

He wants to see some ideas now.

I guess he's keeping us on our toes.

But, I...

No buts! Just genius.

Pamela, cup of Joe.

Quick.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Maybe I should start with them, or oh no.

This one.

Yeah, this one right here for sure.

Ok, so this is gonna be a little out there.

So if you kinda just go with me .

Hang on.

Alright, so we are going to kill baldness

with the blue bullet.

Most men I know view their follicly

challenged head as a life-long nemesis.

And men being men, they want to destroy the

enemy, right?

So how are we gonna do that?

We are going to kill it.

That's right.

With a blue bullet.

Right?

Do you see where I'm going with this?

You know we can even have, like , a little

dispenser, that's actually shaped like a

gun.

You know?

Shoots out the blue bullets, or we could

call it the Bald Bullet, even better.

Or just Bullet.

You know, we could get a really good looking

bald Steve McQueen-type male model.

You know, Bullet?

The movie?

No?

I'm gonna pass on that.

That's mixed messages and in this current

environment.

And with all the gun issues right now.

It's, It's toxic.

Toxic.

Yeah, toxic.

Too toxic.

Okay.

You know what?

Absolutely.

We are just gonna - shifting gears here.

Going in a whole new different direction.

Ah, literally.

Everyone wants someone to blame for their

deficiencies, especially men.

All due respect.

So sorry.

But when men look in the mirror , and you

know what?

Also women.

We cannot forget that there are plenty of

bald women out there.

Boy you can say that again.

My mother was bald.

Mamma Debona had alopecia.

Bald as a baby's butt.

Very tragic, very tragic.

What?

Sorry about that.

Okay.

Yeah so, when we look in the mirror.

I mean when we really see who we are.

Who we really are.

Sometimes we just don't take responsibility

for it.

So, we want someone to blame, right?

And who are we going to blame for our

baldness?

I think naturally we blame the thing that

created us.

That's right.

We're going to blame God.

Right up there.

God.

Blaming God.

Looking at God, going 'you know what?

Why me?

Why me, God?

Why me?

Why can't you just help me God?

You know what?

God hears your cries.

He hears your cries of desperation.

And he has mercy because he is a loving God,

and he has given us Heaven's Rain.

Heaven's Rain?

Yes, he made it.

And with a little faith and Heaven's Rain,

he can re-make it.

Water.

Wow.

You know what?

Can't you take a hint?

Alright, alright.

Hey.

You know, I'm trying to be mad at you.

I think, I think I owe you an apology.

No, you don't.

No, that wasn't the coolest way to tell you

I was leaving for a while.

Paul, listen.

This is hard to say, but I just don't know

if we're really, I mean you are such a sweet

guy, you really are, but...

You should come down here.

What?

Mexico!

Come on down.

Gwyneth?

Yeah, I'm here.

I just, wow.

That's - I mean, I mean, when?

Now.

I can't.

I mean I really can't.

I mean we're in the middle of something

really huge here at work.

Oh, one second please?

Heaven's Rain!

Heaven's Rain!

God!

Little blue bullets from a gun?

What planet are you living on!

Voodoo guru?

Listen, you'd better shape up or ship out

missy.

I told you not to blow this!

I'll pay for that.

Are you still there?

You're on.

Wait please, where are you taking

my stuff?

It's all good.

That's my stuff.

Hey, it's okay.

Welcome to Mexico.

It's all good.

Buenos Dias, stranger!

Hey!

Ha ha, there she is!

Listen, you want something for the trots,

just let me know.

I got something for ya.

Great.

So what do you think?

It's...

Well

Buenos Dias senorita!

It's...

awesome.

I kinda packed more beach, sand and

surf-ish...

You're fine.

That works!

Don't worry.

You look pretty.

Well, I'll just take some vacation time.

I mean I have three years' worth.

I have worked through every holiday known to

man to make these deadlines.

He owes me.

You're in Mexico?

On a mission trip?

It's not like I'm not doing something good

down here.

I mean we're all wearing the same shirt and

making a difference.

I'm going to knock these sticks together,

bang bang bang, slap on some paint, brush

brush brush, and then Paul and I can head to

the Mayan Riviera.

Where we can have margaritas and gulp and

gulp and gulp and watch the sunset, into the

Caribbean.

It's a win win for everyone.

Except for the poor suckers who paid a ton

to watch the sun sink into the Pacific,

which is what it normally does.

Oh, okay so sue me Pam I'm bad at geography.

I don't care, listen, I am so sick of

normal.

I just want paradise.

His version of paradise.

And if the sweet Lord is my ticket to that,

then so be it.

All the better.

I mean I'm here two weeks, life goes on.

There you are.

uh, uh, uh.

I'm losing you!

No, no.

It's a really bad connection.

I know that's you you... no, come on.

I'm sorry, thank you.

Everything okay?

Yeah, just checking in.

She did not just hang up on me.

Oh my.

yon city.

Holding up the wall?

Your dad has a beautiful voice.

Yeah he does.

I see where you got your dreams of being a

rock star.

It's amazing.

What's that?

Just given everything that's happened.

The devastation.

Everyone just seems, so okay, so just happy.

When your peace comes from God no storm can

take it.

Yeah, I spill a drop of wine on my carpet

and I have a heart attack.

Go bonkers.

Okay.

The temperature really drops here at night

huh?

Yeah.

Savior.

down.

Let us love one another for love comes from

God.

Everyone who loves has been born of God and

knows God.

Whoever does not love does not know God,

because God is love.

Anyone who does not love does not know God

because God is love.

1st John 4:7-8.

Would anybody like to say anything about

that?

Maria.

That's a very good question Maria.

Gwyneth.

Would you like to take a crack at it?

I'm, I'm sorry, I just, my Spanish.

I don't - I don't think I understood the

question.

Maria wanted to know why, if God loves us so

much, he let happened to their village what

happened.

If God is love, why did he let this happen?

Well, that is a very good question Maria.

And not an easy one to answer.

But I know there are many wonderful answers

in here.

Let me see.

How about James 1:7-8?

I think that addresses it beautifully, don't

you?

Yes.

That is exactly what I was thinking.

You are exactly right.

Let's see.

And that was the end of the road.

They knew.

I knew they knew.

And they knew I knew they knew.

Perfect.

Now the only question was how I was gonna

get out of there with any trace of dignity.

Hey.

Hey.

I was just hunkering down with the men folk

about tomorrow.

Lots to get done?

Yeah.

But we will get 'er done.

I'm sure you will.

I mean God willing of course.

God willing, right?

You hungry?

Not really, no.

Can I talk to you a minute?

You're not enjoying this are you?

What?

you seem lost.

Are you lost?

I don't - kind of.

You know what I think?

Straight up.

You're pretending.

Pretending to be something you're not.

Why would you say that?

Just a hunch.

Am I right?

Not, completely but...

You're not really a

believe are you?

There's that word again.

Wow.

I guess I'm confused.

I like you a lot.

There's nothing confusing about that.

And I like you.

A lot.

So?

Being a believer what does that even mean?

I'm Christian, I believe in God , I was

baptized, all of that stuff.

Are we really that different?

You gonna figure all that out with this?

Where did you find that?

Did someone go through my stuff ?

Because that so not...

One of the kids found it

when they were cleaning out the bunk house.

It was under your cot.

They gave it to my mom, and she gave it to

me.

Tell me if this sounds about right.

All your life you've done some searching for

something.

Something bigger.

Every now and again maybe you can call

yourself a Christian.

Why not?

It's easy, gives it a name.

So you say, "I believe in God".

And for the most part it works.

Covers the bases, satisfies that underlying

need to understand it deeper.

You kinda go with the common flow.

And then something bad happens and you look

around see all the terrible things in the

world.

Compound that with the general negative spin

on religion and you just get turned off to

it.

God, faith, all of it.

So you, toss it all out.

Back and forth, accept it, reject it.

How's that sounding?

About right.

Honestly, some of the stuff out there, you

would not be human if you didn't question

it.

So help me out here.

When you went online, Christian Mingle.

What exactly were you expecting ?

Honestly, I don't know.

I just saw the website and, all of these

happy people.

And the guys just seemed, I don't know.

All of the guys that I have, I have been

dating were just so full of themselves.

And I saw your pictures.

And your smile and you just seemed like a

genuine guy.

But, then you lied about yourself.

Why?

Well isn't it obvious?

Because if I hadn't, then, then you.

What does it matter because in the end, we

did meet.

And, Paul I really like you, and according

to you, you really like me a lot.

So.

I do like you.

But whoever I am with I gotta feel totally

comfortable sharing what's important to me.

And having a relationship with Christ

through the good and the bad, that is, that

is more important to me than anything.

And I, I can't, I can't share that with you.

Not if it's not true for you.

That's who I was looking for.

So, what are you saying?

I'm not sure, I'm, I mean I'm confused

myself.

Because I do like you.

I really like you.

Well okay.

Then, unless you are under some contractual

obligation please your mother by being with

a gal, that she thinks you should be with,

i.e., Kel-Kel which is not me.

Then maybe you could slowly help me get to a

place that works for you.

That works for both of us.

I would like that!

Maybe, you could help show me my driftwood.

I don't think it works like that.

Not for me anyway.

I just wished that you hadn't lied.

Maybe if you didn't-mm.

I don't know.

I don't know.

So, should

I just leave?

I like you so much.

I'm really sorry.

Yeah, Me too.

Me too.

That was just about one of the worst moments

of my life.

But, things were exactly as they were meant

to be.

I think it is called Grace.

Don't say I didn't tell you.

Yeah.

Christians looking for other Christians.

I really liked him.

I know.

Yes, come in.

Hey, Hey um..

How you doing?

I'm glad you are back.

That was pretty fast.

You, are, are you feeling better?

Ah, what?

I know you want to keep it between us.

But, the strep throat.

Oh, oh yeah the strep throat,

yeah,

it's a little scratchy but you know what I

am doing so much better.

Thank you!

That's good.

That's good and, and so you're back at it?

With, with the De bona thing?

Yes, yes.

That's splendid, splendid.

Well, then as you were.

Thank you.

Thank you, but strep throat really?

You could of just said the a cold or the

flu.

You had to go all dramatic with strep

throat?

Hey, you said a couple of weeks so that's

what I bought ya.

news lie admit-ion .

I got my eyes on the path.

My eyes on the path.

We are in here!

We are in here!

Oh I used to love this program.

Never miss a day of it.

I keep it on for her.

OK, it's a little catchy.

You know these people never to

seem to leave town.

Or get older, evidently.

Alright Gwen, What's going on?

Is it chain again?

Yeah, it clinks.

Clinks?

Or maybe it's more of a clunk.

Sure it's not a clank?

Like last time?

No, it's definitely a clink.

It's like clink, clink, clink, clink.

I got, I got it.

I got it.

Thanks dad.

You're single.

You're Christian and you are looking for a

meaningful relationship.

Find God's match for you at

ChristianMingle.com.

Oh, it's a different day, huh?

Yeah.

I meet my wife in high school.

I married her right afterward and loved her

till the day she passed and oh, no.

Eleven years ago.

You ever think about getting back out there?

You know, dating?

Da-da-dating?

Me?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

She was my one and only.

ChristianMingle.com is the ideal...

I think I got your coin

figured out here, just give me a minute.

-within the faith.

Join today as part of your free membership

you can take a journey of self discovery

with a color coded personality test.

If you are hoping to meet someone special

log on to ChristianMingle.com today.

Sometimes we wait for God to make the next

move when God is saying, "It's your time to

act", "your time to act", "your time to

act".

We have had a lot of opportunity walk

through our door.

Some better, some worse and ninety-nine

percent of the time I have been able to doll

it up.

Give it a makeover, and make it the queen of

the ball.

Correct or incorrect?

I would say that's a fair evaluation.

But, that's not 100% is it?

Douglas, I have to have an ounce of belief

in something.

A half an ounce.

Just a drop of it to do what I do.

To find the angle, the magic.

This De Bona stuff, all of it, it's

just...

Stop!

Don't say that word.

If you say it, it becomes truth and you

can't go back on it.

You're the one who made that rule!

I can't do it.

It's false.

Look, Gwyneth, this isn't the first time

you've had to make the leap.

But I can't do it this time.

That's what this is about.

On the record, I want to say that I think

this hair thing is the real deal and I think

it is going to grow hair, not just because I

want it to.

I'm sorry Douglas but I just can't do it.

Not this time.

Not with this.

Not, with any of it anymore.

I think I've just pushed the boundary so

far, and bought into the dung for so long.

And suspended a sense of belief , and what we

do here.

And in, my life that I don't even know

what's true or real anymore.

I've gotta believe.

I just needed to start at the beginning.

Everyone welcome?

Pam was right.

I had been knocking on one door hoping

another would open.

Give it all back to me.

What I've done for you.

What I do through you.

Give it all back to me.

Give it all back to me (That's what the Lord

said).

Give it all back to me (What I've done for

you).

What I've done for you.

What I do through you.

Give it all back to me.

Give it all back.

Give it all back.

What I've done for you.

What I do through you.

Give it all back to me.

Give it all back.

Give it all back.

What I've done for you.

What I do through you.

Give it all back to me.

I won't share my glory.

With no one else (I won't share with no one

else so don't you try).

Don't you try to keep it.

For yourself.

Don't you ever take the credit.

You didn't earn it, you shouldn't get it.

Don't you know that pride comes before every

fall.

Give it back, back, back, all back.

Give the glory back.

Give it all back to me.

Give it all back to me.

What I've done for you.

What I do through you.

Give it all back to me.

Give it all back to me.

Give it all back to me.

What I've done for you.

What I do through you.

Give it all back to me.

Give it all back.

Give it all back.

What I've done for you.

What I do through you.

Give it all back to me.

Give it all back.

Give it all back.

What I've done for you.

What I do through you.

It is so clear.

I am so clear and there's no going back.

No more.

I need truth.

Okay, and how exactly did you come to this

sudden epiphany?

I think it was my driftwood Jesus.

Say what?

It's a long story but for the first time, in

a long time in my life it just felt true.

True feels good.

It feels really good.

And I don't know where this is gonna go.

But I know I just have to go with it,

whether it takes me there or not.

But it's not about the cheese, it's about

the journey to it.

For everyone who asks receives and the one

who seeks finds, and to the one who knocks--

it will be opened.

Matthew-7-8.

Wait, you?

Right under your nose huh?

What?

Pam I've known you for years and how did I

miss that?

And why didn't you say anything through all

of this?

Oh no it's not my style.

You don't wear a cross or anything?

Really not my style.

Huh.

But you seemed like you were so against the

whole Mingle thing.

I wasn't against anything.

I told you it was for Christians looking for

other Christians.

Who wanted to share a true love for Christ.

And no matter what you may think, you're not

quite there yet.

Yeah.

I've got a lot of work to do but,

I want to do it.

And not for Paul.

I mean, if he were a part of the deal that

would be fine.

But, I want to do this for me.

I want a relationship with him.

I, I want him in my life.

Who?

Him.

Who?

Him.

I didn't hear you.

Jesus.

I couldn't hear you, what'd you say?

Ok I want Jesus in my life.

There we go, I said.

Can you say it louder?

I want Jesus in my life!

There you go.

Hey it's Paul here.

I'm back from old Mexico.

Leave me a message and I will get back to

you.

Knock knock.

Oh wow!

This is a surprise.

Let me catch up with you guys.

Do you want to come in here?

That'd be great.

Knock knock you never said who's there.

Okay, who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven you missed me?

Cute.

It's really dumb I know.

I really wanted to tell you I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry, for everything I did.

Lying to you and deceiving you which by

definition is the same thing.

I'm sorry.

And I hope with all of my heart that you can

forgive me someday, no strings attached.

I just wanted to say that.

Gosh of course.

Forgiven.

That is really thoughtful and, and very

sweet.

I appreciate it.

And I, also wanted to say thank you, for

opening my eyes.

And my heart to all of this.

You woke something up in me that had just

been, I guess it had been there all along.

But I don't know, maybe that was his plan.

Maybe that's the reason we met.

Nothing more.

Right.

I don't know where it's going but, for the

first time I just, I have this sense of

purpose in my life.

That's awesome.

The heart of a man plans his way but the

Lord establishes his steps.

Wow, you have been doing your homework.

Yes I have.

Do you mind us coming in?

Oh Gwyneth, what a lovely surprise.

Hi Gwinny.

Hi.

Gwyneth was just telling me about this

amazing journey she's on.

Oh?

That's wonderful.

Yeah, you know, it's kind of more of a

weekend getaway.

Really I wouldn't actually call it a journey

yet.

I'm just kind of cutting that baby path

through the jungle to Jesus, you know?

But just my, my sights are on the Lord, and

just yep that good ol' pathway to heaven.

Right there.

That's where I'm going.

Okay.

Bye.

Gabby had her baby.

Did she?

Down in Mexico?

Right there in the square.

Just like she wanted without a hitch.

That's awesome, and so public.

Yeah it's a beautiful, healthy baby boy.

Praise God.

Alright you look like you're chomping at the

bit to say something, so go on just say it.

You think you can handle it?

We'll see.

Okay.

On one hand I'm really happy for you.

I am, just like I said.

But, on the other hand I'm kind of

disappointed in you too.

You're disappointed?

Okay look I know I messed up.

I wasn't truthful with you, and I am paying

the price for that.

But, I'm kind of wondering what your

deception is costing you.

Kelly?

If you're really happy, I'm happy, but isn't

it just a little obvious?

Actually I think it's pretty amazing that we

practically grew up together, and then one

day I turn around and there she is.

It's like driftwood.

You're not your dad, you are not your mom.

You're you, and Kelly's a great girl and,

you know what, God is probably gonna like

unload about 40 days and 40 nights of rain

on me for saying all of this.

But, I just feel like you are, you play it

so safe.

When does Paul get to just be Paul?

Like this church I've been going to.

Totally chill and laid back.

Does that make it any less Christian than

the one you go to?

No, it can't.

But it does make it more me, and it doesn't

make it right or wrong but it's the way I

can relate to God.

Chill and laid back.

Not exactly how I would describe you, but go

ahead.

I don't know if Kelly is on your path.

She may be, but it's like your life has been

planned and laid out for you, by everyone

but you.

Just locked, stock and Jesus.

It's your turn Paul.

Take some chances.

Give safe a break, and be your own man.

Just be you.

You finished?

Yeah.

Yeah I guess, I guess I am.

Good.

I don't think it's a good idea that we see

each other anymore.

I'll pray for you, I will.

But you are so off base here.

Starting with Kelly.

No, I wasn't trying to be rude about Kelly.

You spend 5 minutes carving your way through

your jungle to Jesus, and you think that you

have it all figured out.

I like you Gwyneth and I'm not gonna lie

about that, and you are definitely one of a

kind, and I have no doubt of the incredible

journey that you're on.

Or that Jesus is waiting for you with open

arms.

But I.

like I said, I'll pray for you but beyond

that.

I was kidding about the 40 days .

You don't even have a sense of humor.

Okay that was wrong of me.

I'm sorry.

Please hear me.

I realized it wasn't enough to talk about

God.

I needed to know God personally .

So we started a conversation.

Leave me alone!

Really?

You're so obvious.

Really?

I remembered at my church the preacher

saying that Jesus died for my sin on the

cross, and he told me if I'd turn from my

sin and ask Jesus into my life, he would

come in.

I know, a little heavy, but through all my

tears that night I finally understood what

that meant.

Maybe you're knocking on one door hoping

another will open.

I knocked on one more door, his door, and

boy did it open.

You're 3E right Hayden?

I've got your mail right here.

Dear Senorita, me sorry for my English not

so good.

I want to say 'Hi and thank you very much

for coming to San Luis'.

My village, it looks so pretty again, almost

like it was before.

It is like what you taught us in school.

When bad things happened.

God made us stronger.

Just like you made our new church stronger.

I made a photograph of it for you.

It look beautiful.

It is beautiful.

Sorry again for my English.

I hope you like the photograph.

God bless you, Maria.

I want to visit many places.

I would like to see snow and make a snow

angel from heaven.

I think the world is a beautiful place.

But the most beautiful is here because I

live here and it is my home.

And my family is here with me.

The end.

That was excellent, Maria.

And there is so much for you all to see and

do, and I'm sure you'll all get a chance to.

Senorita, senorita!

Es necesario que vay a la iglesia ahorita.

English, please, Eduardo.

And slow down por favor.

You need to go to the church.

It's very important.

You must go now.

Hurry, hurry!

Jose, llama para me.

Did someone call me?

No se, no se.

I did.

Paul?

Wow, look at you, you look great!

What are you doing here?

Truth?

I'm not really sure.

If you're looking for Kelly she's not here

with me.

Not here or here.

There only one thing more difficult than,

playing it safe.

You know what that is?

Admitting you're wrong.

And I was so wrong to let you go, Gwyneth.

I came here to tell you that.

We get good cell service here.

I mean, a text message would've been

cheaper.

But you can't do this with a text.

So you maybe still like me then ?

Truth is I never stopped.

Me neither.

I think we're being watched.

Do you want to meet my kids?

I like the sound of that.

Come on.

So your papa, I've gotten to know him on a

little on his visits down here.

And he is just an awesome guy.

And your momma, well,we're going to have to

work on her a little.

She's definitely an acquired taste.

Speaking of which, I don't suppose we can

score some sushi around here?

Don't even try it.

You got me.

Hi!

You guys, wanna say 'hi' to Paul?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey you wanna show him

around?

Show me the hamster!

Yeah!

Hello!

The love of God

and love is never blind.

You see all the wrongs I've tried to hide.

But you stay right by my side when all the

world does not.

You're the one safe soul I've got.

Man's greatest fear is being alone and his

You'll still love me when I start getting

old and wrinkly, right?

As long as you love me if I start going

bald, right?

Start?

Really?

I used to think I knew it all.

I had all the answers and I could spin a lie

with the best of 'em.

Now I'm pretty sure I don't know anything

except Jesus is there for us.

All we have to do is call his name.

And Mr. Right?

He's there too.

You just have to reach into your heart and,

discover what's true.

done wrong.

We already know, I think it's time for us to

find the freedom and the trust of letting

go.

Let's take some time to thank Him for the

blessings let's go big tonight with all our

hearts adore Him.

With joy unspeakable let's get on our feet

movin' to the beat.

Wave our hands high in the air.

Celebrate His love, grace that is enough.

Give Him all of our cares

with joy unspeakable Joy unspeakable.

Let's raise our voices to the one because he

is worthy of all of our praise.

He's given us a second chance, turned our

sadness into dance.

We have been changed.

Let's take this time to thank Him for the

blessings.

Let's go big tonight with all our hearts

adore Him with joy unspeakable.

Let's get on our feet movin' to the beat.

Wave my hands high in the air, air, air

Celebrate his love

Grace that is enough

Give Him all of our cares

With joy unspeakable, joy unspeakable

With joy unspeakable, joy unspeakable

You and I were made for more

Can't imagine what's in store

We were meant to soar like an eagle

Leave religion at the door

Raise the roof and shake the floor

Let's get loud and let's explore

Joy unspeakable

Unspeakable

Joy unspeakable

Unspeakable

Joy unspeakable

Let's get on our feet

Moving to the beat

Wave our hands high in the air

Celebrate His love

Grace that is enough

Give Him all of our cares

Joy unspeakable, unspeakable

Joy unspeakable, unspeakable

Joy unspeakable, unspeakable

We've got to celebrate

We've got to celebrate

Joy unspeakable

We've got to celebrate

We've got to celebrate

Joy unspeakable

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Adios amigos!

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