All language subtitles for Bonusfamiljen - S01E02_en

Bianca rang and asked for
their danish lads, but they are not here.

No, they are here. They are up there.

- She's crazy. Why does she call you?
- What good, the top?

- It was just that, or?
- Yes. I have to go to midwife now.

You, I know what you promised the children.

- Yeah?
Have you talked to Patrik about that?

- Does he know about it?
- It's not your case.

The children are quite crazy.
Talk to them, or I'll do it.

Martin, stop. Bye.

Where are my danish clothes?

Where are they?

- Here they are.
- I had put them on my bed!

Now they are lying on the bed. Perfect.
When does exercise start? Shall I come?

- Dad, how long will we stay like this?
- Had I known, I had said that.

- Dad, when are we going?
- Soon. Wait, what you're kidding.

- Do not you rush to school?
- He has a day of study today.

- Are you free?
- Yes, I'll help daddy at work.

- You'll be with me.
He'll help me.

First, I'm going to the freshness.
Then Gugge and I will go shopping.

Dad has promised me to get
break a bed with him.

I have promised. "Hit me!"

- Break a bed ...
- I go.

- Hello my darling.
- Okay, see you tonight after ...

training.

What do you think about this? Third.

Do you think we'll have a turn?
past the building department house on the way home?

- What should we do at the building department store?
- The wall of the boys' room.

Is there any other part of our home
which you want to divide into sections?

The kitchen? The little toan can be two rooms.

- Are you nervous?
- Really not.

You're crazy about your hands.
Giant sweat.

You're exaggerating. It's just a little bit
sweat. This means that you are prepared.

- ready?
- I read an article.

At the ap stage you became wet in your hands
when you would be prepared-

- to cuddle quickly, jump into trees
and hanging in branches.

- What magazine have you read it in?
- On a link on Facebook.

- A link on Facebook?
Yes, but God

You are going to have children with me.
Are you prepared?

Lisa!

- William? William!
- Mm.

William, William, William.
- I have to "bet" first.

The doctor said you should not play
then you hit your head.

- No, he said TV.
- It does not matter, turn it off now!

Everyone is home on study days. You can
well be free or work at home?

I have a real job.
On with the shoes.

How fun. Welcome.

Have a seat.
Yes, and you're new, huh?

- This is Patrik.
- How fun.

- Martin was he?
- Yes.

- Nice. Then we do not have to think about it.
- Yes.

- You are here to talk a little.
- First of all.

We took blood samples. Have you received an answer?

Yes. You are pregnant.

- Last day's first day?
- It was mid July.

- Round the 20th.
- We said well the 18th?

July 20th.
Then you have just entered week 8.

And the estimated decline will be 25
April. A little Easter breeze will be!

- Cute.
- An Easter-old, or Easter-hen.

Then we will see the KUB test,
have you been thinking about it?

- Did you and Martin KUB test?
- Well, I was so young then.

Just the child.

God, Martin, he was nervous.
You did ultrasound all the time.

- Yes, he was nervous.
- You, Patrik? Are you nervous?

I'm not so much like Martin. At all.

- Thank you thank you.
- Hello.

Go nut!

Jump then! Neat.

Ey, there's a customer!

- I'm just jumping.
- So, fuck you.

Ey ... - Fucking white trash ...

- What do you think about this, then?
Oh my god, shit. Bam!

- What does this cost?
- Nothing, that's the loan.

It is view now. You get crazy.

I can "drive" the lil
if you want to go and "spanish".

- What then? Dad, where are you going?
- He's hooking up.

- Do you hold the positions?
- Do I have a choice?

Come on, Eddie. Let's go.

Sebbe, this can not look like it.
Sharpening!

Oh. Did you plan to build roof tops
or dance course or something?

- What's wrong with them?
- It's two inches five.

- It must hold.
- Replace them. Wrong.

I do not want to come here in a week
because the wall has collapsed.

This is not one of your theater-
scenery. It will hold Eddie.

Stop it! It's not just
my young people who live there

It will hold for William when he
doing homework and playing chess too.

Are you mad
because the midwife mentioned Martin?

That's all she was talking about:
Martin, Martin.

I understand, but do not get revenge by
build a Berlin wall in the kids room.

Now there is little Berlin wall
because I chose osb discs behind.

- Behind what?
- Plasterboard.

So that we can put shelves
or Williams 75,000 diploma.

What are you talking about? I get it
nothing about building construction.

- It does not matter what you say.
- Do you think you should help?

I may be the muscles and you brain
this time.

- When is not it otherwise?
- Yes.

- Wear those now.
- Do it yourself.

Complained dad a lot
when you were married?

- Yes, he did.
- What did he complain about?

A lot of stuff. But you, William,
I have to work clearly.

- Can I borrow your computer?
- No, I'll have it.

- But you're not using it right now.
- No, but very nice.

- How nice?
- Great night.

It may be about an hour
if you compare with a person's life.

Make something up. Paint on the whiteboard.
Not over what I have written just.

I'll be done soon.

And you, late ...

William? You...

William, is that okay?
But you can answer?

- William is not here.
- No. I apologize.

Look, I'll put it out,
then I'll put it there. You see.

- I get it.
- William, come on. - Hello.

Excuse.
You can not access anyone like this.

- It's just fun.
"But you have lots to do.

Henrik has a lot to do, come.
- We're in the middle of this, please.

William teaches me how to blow up
zombies. We have blown a cow.

- Great fun, but now we come. Now!
- Your mother will throw TNT on us.

"We'll be able to drive on a second time.
- Okay. Hi.

You can not access others.

Hello! Hi.
Welcome, you have come right.

Sjyst.

- I take one ...
- Absolutely.

In Stockholm
had the price been double.

Calm down, let go! So!

This will be Sundbyberg's new country-
Notice, so the value increase will be good.

"We're just checking the" ball ".
- Oh, damn it!

Check out, you see the school
with the schoolyard and everything.

If you do not want to be plugged you can
just peep home. Do not say anything to the mother.

- Miss can see me.
- Throw water balloons.

- We do it now!
- It's a study day. There is no one there.

Surely it's bad? We are going in here.

Worst Eddie Room!
Here we have a bunk bed.

- Desk, mini-corner with TV.
- Sleep it!

Obviously I promise.

- You should try to listen to Patrik.
- I want to pat to the fucking guy.

- What?
- But pat?

Calm now. This is a good example.
When you get angry

This is Filip Kron.

- I'm the curator here.
- Curator? I do not understand.

Why did you withdraw a curator?

Filip is better at
to talk about this problem.

Kevin is not really a big problem.
Or do you think so?

We have a good idea that we should
try to warn this little more.

It's easier if we do
together and trying to talk.

- What patience you have.
- With what?

- With that pupil.
"Kevin can I handle, he's a kid.

But she, mother is an adult.
I could bump her up.

Thank you for not being a teacher at Komvux.

- Shall we go in?
"We can wait a little.

Why?

I can not meet any other couple
in the waiting room.

- Why?
- They just think we have problems.

That we have the worst life crisis.

- They also come from the therapy.
- Yes, but we have no problems.

"We are only here and talking.
- Come now.

- That mommy, she's doing everything wrong.
- What does she do then?

When she opens the mouth provocates
she. She says wrong things all the time.

- At least she tries to talk.
- Was it a dick?

That was not meant, but I ...

Bianca is wonderful, but she is
like a wall. What should I do?

- You can not talk to her either.
- Well, try to get in touch with her.

Hi.

Is not it a good thing about a wall about Eddie?
And William wants a room?

It may be, but I think you should
Give them extra focus a time.

"I think that's a good idea.
- Give them some exclusive time.

Lisa, give Eddie a little lonely time
and the same for you and William.

Or, too, you are doing something together
all four.

Let's say it will be a task
until next time you see?

A creative and fun activity
with the kids.

- And every one can also think.
- Or together.

It sounds good.

Is there anything you're thinking about, Lisa?

- I have a pretty bad conscience.
- Do you want to talk about it?

Yes ... When we decided to
moving together I told the children.

They reacted quite strongly to it.

Especially Eddie.
And he wanted to do tummy-

- so me and Eddie and Bianca
made tummy

- I tummied with them.
- On what? What did you tumble on?

Not to bring children with you.

I promised
that we would not have children.

Okay. Now time is over here.

We can continue from here next time.

To pull in the children
in such important decisions ...

What does it mean to tumble with?
a child? It is not binding.

It is not possible either orally or
written agreement. Anatomically, maybe.

Nobody takes light of promises
like you, Jan.

Eternal promises are contrary to the principle
to be human.

I can not cope with it
your unbelievable taste dreams.

- There are no dreams. We lived so.
- Did we?

Yes, why was it okay?
to live free when we were young?

I tell you that
is it a "trick dream"?

You thought it was fine.
To be unfaithful, all the time.

Otrogen ... There were no promises.
Then you can not be unfaithful.

It was a normality. It was
modern modern family of the time.

Just as the bonus family is normal
Today, free sex was then.

There was a lot of security
in the polyamorous ...

Norm? You were horny, Jan.

Yes, maybe a little. That was a lot
of the. That's it, but ...

How good reason is that for a family?

I thought it would be smart.

That they would buy us better
if I promised.

Obviously the kids are the way they are
when you are wearing hemlisar.

Please, I've been sorry
a thousand times!

Sorry. I get it.

It's just taking those hard work
calls. I would like to support you.

I do not think this is a good idea.

- Clearly, we'll keep the baby.
- You hardly feel me.

- I know you're the world's most ...
- You've felt for a few months.

- Yes, but I love you ...
- Can I talk to a point?

Silent!
Can I talk to point please?

I'll be damn pregnant when I'm
become pregnant. I'll be a monster.

I will be angry
for nine months.

And I'm sad to you
will go that you do not pallets.

I was married to a monster for eight
year. I'll handle you for nine months.

Yes, but you left her. Do you remember?

I will never leave you.

"We are kidding in the wall in the boys' room.
- Why?

I have a better idea.

Ask Martin if Eddie can come
tomorrow after plugged in.

That's a good idea,
but I have thumbs up with myself ...

- not to tell anyone anything.
- You have cold hands.

- How can you blow your own kids?
- Fat osoft.

Okay if you blow some polar polar
or someone at work ...

What the hell are you talking about?
- I'm not talking about you ...

but if it's something pucko
at work like ...

- It's just us here.
- I talk generalized.

If there is any CEO
or someone you do not trust.

- Do not you trust me?
- You are not CEO.

You ask 400 questions!
I have enough crap.

What the hell is on G?

I can not say anything but you can hold
positions. Give me a lucky park.

Hope this has to be fixed,
It does not look good.

Hello guys! Hey!
Is it going well? Can you take a picture?

- No not now. Shoot when done.
- Sweetheart, that's fun.

- When you're together.
- Let's go. Building 2016!

Can not help joking!
Try to be completely normal.

It looks like you're trying to do it
a joke mine. Just be relaxed.

- Sorry.
- So! How difficult was that?

- Now we are building.
- Should I help?

- Do you need help with the snack?
- No.

Kojbygg�ng�nget, I have thought that we
will build on top of the old cove.

We put two rules, one here, one there,
then we build a plank floor ...

- so you can track the neighbors.
- I want to build a bunker.

We can build it another time.
Now we are building a hut.

From the house you can see the kojan. During
land is cooler. We run a bunker.

- We have no excavator.
"You can build a bunker with a spade.

We are saving the bunker idea
and build a hut first.

A bunker is better. A koja will be
revealed. Everyone can see people in the coyote.

But nobody sees anything below.

Honestly, if you dig below
You can type the tree in here.

You can have a kik hole
and the worst party in here.

- Now we are going to build a hut.
- A bunker is better.

Eddie, now you must be quiet!
We are going to build a hut. Here we go.

- Should not we have a drawing first?
- Why?

You dig and then it's clear.

But we're going to make a hut
and we need a drawing.

Drawings are needed for large houses. To
I have the drawings in my head.

- So, now we drive!
- Where is the cord to the electric sail?

- We have a regular saw.
- Will not Mom be with and build?

No, we are the building bed.
Mom makes a coffee. Now we start.

Take nail and hammer and we'll beat
fast those first. Hold, so we measure.

Where are you, Eddie?
- Get the saw! Electric saw!

The cord is not enough here.

- Then I have to join. Eddie!
- Dad, had to.

- The electric saw is dangerous. It is for adults.
- I can! Let me be!

- The cord is not enough.
- What should we do, then?

- Dad, how are we going to measure?
- Then we'll see up here.

William, I'm coming! - No, it
insufficient. We can pick up the shelves.

Hi, Hi. Wait, the situation?
Is it good, or? We are"...

"I have how much money
any."

I brought my certificate of employment.
You see that I have fixed income. Bam!

Your latest declaration looks good.

I'm no one who values ??high
income. I value others.

Okay.

But we are doing well financially.

- How much deposit can you add?
- A quarter of a million.

Do you have other savings
than those with us?

No. Or what then? In the mattress?

With us you have almost 200,000 kronor.

- Yeah?
- But that's not the problem.

- But you have a payment note.
- Have I?

- Yes. Did not you know that?
- Yes. I thought it was regulated.

According to UC, an invoice from
Tattoo Heaven went to Kronofogden.

- It's paid.
- Yes, but late.

- Then it became a remark.
- Yes, but what the hell. It is paid.

There is only one way for you
to get a loan from us:

If anyone stands up as a guarantor.
Who pays if you can not.

Okay.

My mom may.
Her pension is rolling on.

And she owns the house, so it should
She could at worst sell.

Otherwise, I inherit it. Bam!

Your mother is a customer of us.
Wonderful woman, absolutely.

A guarantor must have payment
ability without having to sell the home.

If you find someone else
who can help you

2,000 buckles! I have paid.
I live on a wind with mom.

- With my two children. Come on now.
- Welcome back when you find ...

Bla bla bla. Welcome back.

- Have a nice day.
- Suck ass.

- Here.
- So nice.

Come on!
- I'm coming.

- You do not have to sow now, Dad.
"He can hold on for a while.

- Come on, so I get a saw!
- I'm coming! Soon.

You usually complain,
can not you complain about Eddie now?

I do not usually complain?
Has mom said that?

- Mm.
- Now I saw!

What the hell! Eddie, no, no, no.

- Insert the cord!
- We need them. You can not sow now.

- Then we have no rules left late.
- I want to see!

- You even break the whole support.
- shut up!

We do not say "jaw"!
We are trying to collaborate now.

You're not complaining to Eddie. - You say
do not shut up and do not swear Okay?

Here comes the fries to the building kills!

Pause! It may be necessary.
You get hungry by sowing.

It will be great when it's ready.

- If it gets ready.
- When should we build a bunker?

We can do that for a while.

- When do I go to dad?
"We'll have a cup first.

- Who are you sending to?
- Mom.

- What has he done? Fy fan, how ugly.
- There were words and no visors.

- I swear over my exman only.
- You have such a ...

William was glad he found you.

- One computer game? Do you build Lego too?
- On good days, otherwise it's Duplo.

Or are you a Pomperipossa like
Are kids cheating and pushing into the oven?

You're thinking of Hans and Greta.
"It's a witch there.

- I do not eat children.
- It was a joke.

Not only. You wonder why I
hanging out with your ten year old.

I would also do that
if I were you. Hello to you.

I wanted to see the dance.
It was so long ago.

"But you came by the end?"
- But I see him very much.

It was great.

I was going to see the whole show-

- but then I realized I did not have
asked if it was alright.

I would like to see you next time.

It is quiet.

I thought you'd say something
pain. It looked like your look.

That was a strange thing.

- No. I have some bad conscience.
- Why?

When we talked about not getting
more children and siblings and that ...

I tumbled with you.
Then it happened immediately!

It just became so, there was nothing
planned. It just happened.

It is quiet. I still did not think so
on that. I thought you just said so.

- I'm good what I promise?
"You want children when you're together.

We have not decided exactly yet,
but a lot can happen.

Okay...

- How did the bank go?
- Guess three times. He is a sketch.

Poor thing.

NOISE

What was that? What is it?

- Damn!
God, what have you done? But old man!

- We thought you killed someone.
- No, but that damn washstand!

- Strunt in it!
- You should not do the laundry?

Silent! It's hard enough to get hold of it
in girlfriends nowadays.

I'll take it late! Let it be.

Can not we have a regular
wash stand?

It's good - if it's sitting up.

If yes! I'll get your panties gone!

Wait. Sit and shower. Lit
some candles and drink champagne.

"It's very funny.
- I should think about it. Good tips.

- It sure is?
- I'll do it right away.

I have to run so you get ...

- Why did not you just say no?
- For ... It's just a signature.

No. Then his mother had
was able to sign.

We will pay if he can not!
How can you even consider it?

Is it a guarantee? Get
I see so I know what I am talking about.

It's for the kids to get
a safe place.

It's for Martins sake.
He has to solve this himself.

I take care of his children,
goes to midwife

- who is talking about him all the time.
And he hates me.

I can not have him
in my wallet too.

It's a guarantee!
We will pay when he can not!

- I do not understand! God!
- It's leaning to a no, or?

- Can we go now? I am very hungry.
- I know honey. Soon.

- Are you ready with your homework?
- Yes, I have said.

In a minute I'm ready.

Hi, William, are you left?
You look a bit hungry.

- What do you do?
- I'm getting help with a drawing.

- Hey you.
- Hello. I think he needs food.

We are going to eat.
In a minute I'm ready.

- Do you want to join?
"Well, Henrik has a lot to do.

- I'll be done in a second. Are you coming?
- Gladly.

- Otherwise, I have to stay and work.
- Ambitious.

I'm sticking to Martin
and talking to him.

- Then I'll follow.
"It's better if I go by myself.

I'm coming with,
I'm also involved in this.

"I think he may be provoked.
- I'm crazy about that.

We are two about this and I follow
with. I can say stop.

"I know what to say.
- I'm coming with.

Now.

- Where are we going to eat?
- I do not know what do you want?

- Do you like sushi?
- Yes, do not fix all the pieces.

I do.

- Hamburger?
- It depends on where.

- Wondering what I want to eat?
- Somewhere close. I am very hungry.

- I stay here. I'm left.
- Okay.

- If you do not want me to come along?
- No it is fine.

- I open the window, I hear.
- Okay.

If he starts cheating, I'll come out
and puts down the foot.

It feels good.

Hey!

Hi.

Hi.

- Not?
- We can not.

- It's not just a paper.
- Go.

- Can I talk to Eddie first?
- Stick.

- Can I talk to Eddie?
- Go to your damn life ...

you and your damn idiot nub
- Can I talk to Eddie?

- He does not want, because you have lied!
- Eddie?

Stick! You're not going to be a damn one
meters to. - You're in the car!

Lisa, we are leaving now.

Eddie! Eddie, honey. Come on.

Forgive me thumbs up
that I would not have children.

That was great.

I thought you and Bianca should
be happy if I said so. Sorry.

- Mom, do you want a baby?
"I do not know, it happened to be so.

But it's so early
and we do not know what's happening.

If it's possible and so.

But I know
that I love you very much.

- I love you too.
- I love you even more.

Nice koja. How nice it became.

We are building a damn bunker instead.
Damn kojhelvete! Ouch!

You shut up, huh? A little to the right.
Oh, keep calm. Do not look now.

Not yet! Close your eyes! Look!

Wow! Cool.

Good or how? Here you can sleep.
Here is for us, everyone. Mascot!

- So there was no apartment?
- Well, we have this. It's ash-shaken.

Was it too expensive?

Sometimes people do not care for it
Other. Even though it is a crossroads.

Like writing on a paper.

Life is unfair. It's just that
move on. I have bought 1 kilo of sweets.

"I've thought down the worst movie.
- Which?

An action film with ... what is his name,
the dwarf of Game of Thrones. Danish.

- He is not Danish.
"I do not know what he is.

Mother! Mother!

- Yes?
- Can you fix the candy?

Do you help your grandmother to find candy?
You know where we usually hide it.

Do not show!

- Where have you been stuck ?!
- Hear ...

Come and put yourself.

- How is it?
What did you do?

Drop it now.

I think you were pressed.
I certainly had done the same thing.

You, we can not take a new card
where everyone is with

Yes.

But I'm not getting rid of this one,
because I love it.

You could spike it up
on the tree where the koji would have been.

Should we start to practice changing?

Keep in mind that we have four children together soon.

- It is a lot.
- It is many.

Did you correct me? I'm not your student.

Sorry.

You bleed!

Hi Lisa. Welcome.

Lisa, jump up a little,
so maybe I look better.

- Do you see anything?
- No, I would like to ...

- Touch it, or?
- No.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Where. Do you see that little area?

See you there?

That's the heart. And here you can see ...

- Touch it?
- Yes. It makes it.

Little heart.

How fast it hits.

It looks great. That was enough
just a blood vessel like burst.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Should we cheat a bit and take a picture?
Although it's early.

"We may not get more chances.
- I know.

Will we hurry this?
Will you get along with me?

No, I'm not sure. I can handle
not of you, you can jump off

- I want.
- Me too.

- Tummis?
- Well, I've stopped thumbs.