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Black families have been
fighting to stay together
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since the moment we landed
on these shores.
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I'm luckier than most because
I'm surrounded by my family.
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Three generations
spread over five bedrooms
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and a guest house.
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And now something is happening
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that I never thought possible.
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My parents are getting remarried.
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And they're about to have
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the pandemic wedding of their dreams.
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Boy, move your big head!
You're blocking your mama.
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How am I supposed to see
my beautiful, blushing bride
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with your big head in the way?
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Where's the broom, Dre?
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I told you I want to jump
the broom this time.
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Ruby, are you sure you should be
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jumping over things at this age?
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- Oh, baby.
- I'm just saying.
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- Here you go, Mama.
- We have your safety...
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- Oh, baby.
- Hmm?
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How about you get me a broom
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Diahann Carroll would have
jumped on "Dynasty"?
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We gon' make sure
that we do all the traditions
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- we missed the first time.
- Uh-huh.
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Including keeping our vows.
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That's right.
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We gonna do a money dance,
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and I'm gonna stomp on the glass
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and get carried around
on a chair, like a Jewess.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Like a what?
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And then I'm gonna get everybody
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to throw rice at us.
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Actually, they're using bird seed now
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because, uh, the birds' stomachs
explode with rice.
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You think they're gonna explode
at the wedding?
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Well, I mean, probably not.
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Well, how about we not
[Bleep] with tradition?
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Make it long grain.
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Anything my baby wants!
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Spare no expense, son.
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Like everything else,
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this wedding was going to look different
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than it would have in the past.
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Maybe we won't blow it out
quite the same way,
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but that's okay,
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because Pops and my mama will
have the most important people
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standing there with them...
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- Hey...
- ...their family.
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What's happening, Baby Dre?
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Norman! What you doing here?
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What kind of man would I be
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if I missed my baby brother's wedding?
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Someone who listens
to CDC recommendations
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about traveling during a pandemic.
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Oh, man, please. You know
I don't listen to the government.
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But I did get a negative Covid test.
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Well, if that's the case...
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come on in, brother.
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- You weren't invited.
- But I'm here.
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I'll have the chicken breast.
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You heard the man.
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Put him down for the chicken breast.
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- Chicken breast.
- Yeah! He's family!
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All right, baby.
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- Good to see you, Norm!
- Oh, baby.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Pops may have been fine
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with his brother showing up
out of the blue,
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but I was still having some trouble
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wrapping my head around it.
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Oh. Dre, you okay?
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You got that mid-'90s
"distracted O.J." face.
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No.
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My uncle Norman showed up to the wedding
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that he wasn't invited to.
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Ohhh. So you guys have invitations, huh?
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I thought you just posted
a neon flyer to a lightpole
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- telling people where the party was at.
- What?
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I'd be happy if anybody in my family
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surprised me with a visit
or a phone call or...
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You know what? Maybe just an e-mail
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letting me know my Grammie had passed.
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Okay, look, I don't need
an old man I barely know
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showing up to my house
treating it like a hotel.
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Just because I put out fresh linens
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doesn't mean he gets to take advantage.
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I don't understand, Dre.
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I-I thought Black people were the ones
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who claimed everybody
as their relatives.
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You know, w-with your aunties
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and your... your play cousins
and whatnot.
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First off, you haven't earned the right
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to use the term "play cousins."
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- My bad.
- And secondly, that's my problem.
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My family is so big that
I don't need to pick up strays.
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Plus, Pops' side of the family is huge.
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I start opening up to anyone
named Johnson, pretty soon,
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I'll have Dwayne The Rock
staying at my guest house.
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We are so on the same page.
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None of my family's welcome in my house,
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extended or otherwise.
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Okay, I'm not saying never.
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That's what happens when you're rich.
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We all hate each other,
and everyone is trying
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to cut each other
out of the inheritance.
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You should've smothered your sister
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when you had the chance, Daddy.
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I know, pumpkin. I just...
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I-I didn't have the arm strength
when I was in nursery school.
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Okay, I'm not smothering
my uncle, all right?
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I just need to put my foot down.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dre.
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Trust me... death by stomping
is a lot of clean-up.
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- What?
- Yeah, he's an expert.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'd listen to him, Dre.
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Okay, why would I ask you
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to make me a kente cloth wedding dress
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without angel wings sewn on the back?!
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- Right!
- Exactly.
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You trying to make me look
like a fool, Dionne?
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Mm-hmm. She is.
Don't let her play you, Grandma!
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What are you doing?
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You know you're not supposed to
rile up your grandmother.
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- Stop.
- But it's so easy.
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I don't think Dionne made
those looks in "Black Is King,"
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like she said she did.
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This is the last thing I need.
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I have to drop off a check
at the photographer,
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pick up the programs from the printer.
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I need to call the bakery to
confirm the cake for the wedding
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and the erotic cake for the honeymoon.
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Ruby, why don't you let me
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take some of this stuff off your plate?
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- You listen to me, Rainbow.
- I'm listening.
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Earl put himself back on the grid
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so we could spend the rest
of our lives together.
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So I'm gonna give that man a wedding day
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that is as perfect as his bride.
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- Mm.
- So I need to control this
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the way I need to control it, all right?
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- Do you, boo.
- And... and you just be grateful
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that you're my baby's plus-one.
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Wha... Okay.
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You can't be a plus-one
if you're hosting!
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I'm hosting... the wedding.
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I still had no desire
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to have Uncle Wedding Crasher
on my couch,
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but I decided I could deal
with one guest for Pops.
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey, sweetie.
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- Hey, son, great news.
- Hey.
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Norman talked to Loretta
and some of the other cousins,
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and it looks like they're all
coming out for the wedding, too.
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- Cousins?
- Mm-hmm.
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How many of the cousins?
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Well, you never know,
but... it's gonna be a party.
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- Bow?
- Yeah?
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Can I, uh... can I talk to you
upstairs for a second, babe?
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- More people?
- Ohh.
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What are we doing, turning our
house into Harpo's juke joint?
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Okay.
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Dre, I know
you're worried about the virus,
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but we can have the wedding outside.
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We can put up screens,
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and everyone can sit
at a comfortable distance,
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and it'll be like a megachurch overflow.
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Okay, I'm not worried about the virus.
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First, it was Norman, then it
was cousins I don't know.
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When does it end?
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We only have enough glasses for nine.
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Dre, you can be the bigger man
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and handle a very small imposition
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for a couple of days!
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Just a couple days!
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You're right. It is his wedding.
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- Yeah.
- It's a big house.
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I probably won't even know they're here.
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Exactly.
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What's that?
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- What is that?
- What...
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Uh, y-you're out of soap.
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Oh, hell no!
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You gotta get out of my house.
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Oh, come on, Dre.
A toilet's a toilet, man.
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What you doing, son?
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He's got to go, Pops.
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Earl, talk some sense to your son.
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And tell Loretta and them
to turn they asses around,
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'cause they not welcome here, either.
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Y-you know what?
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I'm just gonna wait out here
until you figure this out.
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Do that.
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What?
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I knew I was right to kick
my uncle out of the house.
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I gave him an inch,
and he took a mile...
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Of my toilet paper.
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What the hell's wrong with you, Dre?
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Disrespecting your uncle
over a damn toilet?
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I use that bathroom all the time!
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- What?
- It's the nicest one in the house.
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You got all them lotions
and hand creams up in there.
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Listen, Dre, maybe Uncle Norman
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did make himself too comfortable,
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but I can't just let you kick him out.
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Let me?
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Man, are you forgetting who keeps you
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in those stolen lotions and hand creams?
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Look...
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I didn't think any of my family
was coming to this wedding,
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and now that they're here,
I see how much it means.
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They're the keepers
of the family stories, son.
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They connect me to my parents,
my grandparents,
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hell, even my own story...
Who I was when I was growing up,
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who I've become.
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Andre, I know they all feel
like strangers to you.
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Hell, half of them are strangers to me.
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But I'm trying to make
a fresh start with your mother.
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The least you could do is let me
have some of my people here with me.
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Please.
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Fine.
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But they got to stay at a hotel.
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Okay.
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Yes! I'm glad you got this settled.
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Now can you let me in?
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There's a neighbor
that's clearly calling the cops.
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So, the family all came to L.A.,
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and they all came
to the rehearsal dinner.
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Hey, hey, Unc. There you go.
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Ooh, look at this giant square ice cube.
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Earl, you come a long way.
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You remember when Grandma had that party
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and she sent us to buy a block
of ice from the ice man,
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and we had to carry it back two miles?
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It was so hot out there,
by the time we got it home,
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Grandma was the only one
to get an ice cube.
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Uncle Earl, you know
who this one looks like, right?
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- Who?
- Yeah, you're right, John John.
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- Right?
- Loretta, you got the family albums?
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- Now, you know I do.
- You brought Mama's albums?
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- Look at this.
- Yeah, there he is right there.
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Look at him.
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Hell, Pops, who is that?
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That's my father's brother, Dre.
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That's Ironhead Johnson.
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Ah. Ironhead, huh?
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He must have been one hell of a boxer.
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No. It's one of those ironic nicknames.
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He was known all over Tennessee
for his weak chin.
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Ah.
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Matter of fact, one time,
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he broke his jaw
putting on a turtleneck.
252
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Hearing these stories
253
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and getting a taste of our history,
254
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I was starting to come around
to Pops' way of seeing things.
255
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Plus, it was making everybody so happy
256
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to see my mom and Pops so happy.
257
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Your grandparents are just so cute.
258
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I'm still shocked that they can
be in the same room together
259
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with sharp objects.
260
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You know, when they met,
they weren't much older than us.
261
00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:02,480
It's good to see love last.
262
00:09:02,582 --> 00:09:04,248
I hope that's me someday.
263
00:09:05,218 --> 00:09:06,250
Me too.
264
00:09:09,889 --> 00:09:11,188
Oh, look.
265
00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:13,557
Old folks trying to take selfies.
266
00:09:13,626 --> 00:09:15,937
I'mma go help. They don't need
any more pictures of the sky.
267
00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:17,503
Get in there. Yeah.
268
00:09:17,597 --> 00:09:19,864
Grandma, turn the phone around.
269
00:09:19,966 --> 00:09:21,866
Was that your girlfriend
you were just with?
270
00:09:21,935 --> 00:09:22,800
Mm-hmm.
271
00:09:22,869 --> 00:09:24,669
You two make such a beautiful couple.
272
00:09:24,771 --> 00:09:25,803
Thank you, Auntie.
273
00:09:25,905 --> 00:09:27,972
You know, the secret
is minimal sun exposure
274
00:09:28,041 --> 00:09:29,941
and nightly skincare routines, yeah.
275
00:09:30,043 --> 00:09:33,344
Looks like we'll be coming back
for another wedding soon.
276
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No. No. Come on.
277
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- See?
- Hey!
278
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,819
Oh!
279
00:09:43,389 --> 00:09:46,524
Junior Lockhart-Johnson Jr.
280
00:09:46,626 --> 00:09:48,993
As Junior was seeing Olivia
in a new light,
281
00:09:49,095 --> 00:09:51,629
I was seeing my family
in a new light, too.
282
00:09:51,731 --> 00:09:53,631
I just wanted to let you know
everybody's talking about
283
00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,852
how you sprang for
those fancy porta-potties.
284
00:09:55,877 --> 00:09:57,735
Yeah.
285
00:09:57,770 --> 00:09:59,670
You know how much I like
a nice bathroom.
286
00:09:59,739 --> 00:10:02,206
Yeah, unfortunately, I do, Unc.
287
00:10:02,308 --> 00:10:03,474
Mm. Yeah.
288
00:10:03,576 --> 00:10:05,409
- You been doing well for yourself, huh?
- I'm trying.
289
00:10:05,478 --> 00:10:06,944
Well, you know, my boy Ryon
290
00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:10,556
just graduated from college
with a marketing degree.
291
00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:11,849
- Really?
- Yeah.
292
00:10:11,951 --> 00:10:12,984
Everybody loves him.
293
00:10:13,052 --> 00:10:14,901
- If he just has a chance...
- Okay.
294
00:10:14,932 --> 00:10:16,520
...then h-he could take it
and run with it.
295
00:10:16,589 --> 00:10:19,223
All right, well, if he doesn't
mind starting from the bottom,
296
00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:21,726
you know, I can see what we have
available at Stevens & Lido.
297
00:10:21,828 --> 00:10:24,128
You mean
you gonna get my baby boy a job?
298
00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,424
Hey, hey, hey.
No promises, Unc, all right?
299
00:10:26,449 --> 00:10:28,232
I don't even know
if we have anything available,
300
00:10:28,301 --> 00:10:31,068
but I could put in a good word for him.
301
00:10:31,137 --> 00:10:33,437
After all, we are family, right?
302
00:10:33,539 --> 00:10:35,740
Yeah. Thank you, Dre, man.
303
00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:37,540
- Oh.
- I really appreciate it.
304
00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:39,550
- Oh, you got it, Unc. You got it.
- Really. Really.
305
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,482
- Hey, right.
- Oh.
306
00:10:42,507 --> 00:10:43,840
- Okay.
- This is my music, man.
307
00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:47,650
Shoot, man, I'm gonna do
my Philip Bailey imitation.
308
00:10:47,675 --> 00:10:48,607
Let me hear it.
309
00:10:48,632 --> 00:10:50,231
? Every man ?
310
00:10:50,256 --> 00:10:51,422
- ? Ow! ?
- Oh, okay!
311
00:10:51,491 --> 00:10:52,723
Okay, Unc.
312
00:10:52,825 --> 00:10:55,026
? In his heart, there's a space ?
313
00:10:55,094 --> 00:11:00,164
? And the world can't erase
his fantasies ?
314
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:01,332
? Take a ride... ?
315
00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:02,500
Hey, Pops.
316
00:11:02,602 --> 00:11:03,768
Hey, son.
317
00:11:03,836 --> 00:11:05,403
This whole wedding
wouldn't even be happening
318
00:11:05,505 --> 00:11:06,704
if it wasn't for you.
319
00:11:06,806 --> 00:11:10,474
And having my family here
with me like this, it's like...
320
00:11:10,576 --> 00:11:13,310
It's like icing
on my second wedding cake.
321
00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:15,046
It is pretty great, right, Pops?
322
00:11:15,114 --> 00:11:16,647
Mm-hmm.
323
00:11:16,716 --> 00:11:19,250
Hey, uh, I just want to say I'm sorry
324
00:11:19,318 --> 00:11:21,952
for overreacting to Uncle Norman.
325
00:11:22,021 --> 00:11:25,156
Did you know his youngest son
is interested in advertising?
326
00:11:25,258 --> 00:11:27,425
- How you know that?
- Well, he told me he just graduated
327
00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:29,160
and he's looking for a job,
so I told him
328
00:11:29,262 --> 00:11:30,861
I'd see what I could do
at Stevens & Lido.
329
00:11:30,930 --> 00:11:32,797
- He did, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
330
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:34,755
- Hold my drink for me.
- Yeah, okay.
331
00:11:34,802 --> 00:11:36,534
? Our voices will... ?
332
00:11:36,636 --> 00:11:40,304
? ...live together! ?
333
00:11:40,406 --> 00:11:43,707
? Till the twelfth of never ?
334
00:11:43,743 --> 00:11:45,009
Hey... Hey! Norman.
335
00:11:45,111 --> 00:11:46,444
? As... ?
336
00:11:46,546 --> 00:11:49,847
Did you tell Ryon to, uh,
hit Dre up about a job?
337
00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:51,015
Oh, yeah, man. Yeah.
338
00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:52,750
It's good that Dre can help, man.
339
00:11:52,852 --> 00:11:54,251
Job market is rough out there, man.
340
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,021
It is, but you didn't need
to hit my son up about it.
341
00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:59,423
Man, that's family, man.
That's what family does.
342
00:11:59,492 --> 00:12:03,060
It is. Dre is your family,
but he is my son.
343
00:12:03,162 --> 00:12:06,464
I need you to take your hand
out his pocket.
344
00:12:06,566 --> 00:12:08,466
- My hand out of his pocket?!
- Yeah!
345
00:12:08,568 --> 00:12:10,167
We didn't come here for a handout.
346
00:12:10,269 --> 00:12:11,602
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
347
00:12:11,704 --> 00:12:13,704
Although it would have been nice
for Dre to at least negotiate
348
00:12:13,806 --> 00:12:15,716
a family rate at the hotel
he's forcing us to stay at.
349
00:12:15,741 --> 00:12:18,375
You know, the one
without a swimming pool.
350
00:12:18,478 --> 00:12:20,778
Unlike the one here,
which he refuses to heat.
351
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,003
Okay, look, I'm not gonna
have y'all descend on my son
352
00:12:24,028 --> 00:12:25,394
like a bunch of damn locusts.
353
00:12:25,419 --> 00:12:26,794
- Hey, hey, Earl, Earl, Earl, Earl...
- Y'all need to go!
354
00:12:26,819 --> 00:12:28,652
No, you ain't got to go home,
355
00:12:28,721 --> 00:12:30,722
but you got to get the hell out of here.
356
00:12:30,747 --> 00:12:32,410
Get. Go on. Everybody.
357
00:12:32,435 --> 00:12:33,534
- B-but, Earl...
- Get!
358
00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:35,159
- Earl!
- Go on!
359
00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:36,993
- Everybody!
- Well, screw you!
360
00:12:37,018 --> 00:12:38,853
Everyone leave!
361
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,166
- Is he talking to me?
- Yes.
362
00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:43,400
What...
363
00:12:55,621 --> 00:12:57,087
You ready to tell me what happened?
364
00:12:57,156 --> 00:13:00,023
I mean, you were so excited
to have your people here.
365
00:13:00,092 --> 00:13:01,591
I don't know, son.
366
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,160
I just got mad at the thought
367
00:13:03,228 --> 00:13:04,828
of Norman showing up here to use you.
368
00:13:04,897 --> 00:13:06,096
Family has a way of feeling
369
00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:08,031
like they're entitled to your success,
370
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,966
and I wouldn't be
doing my job as a father
371
00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:11,001
if I didn't protect you.
372
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:12,436
They're my problem, not yours.
373
00:13:12,538 --> 00:13:13,603
Pops, you don't have to protect me.
374
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:14,771
Yes, I do.
375
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,406
You've worked so damn hard
for everything you have,
376
00:13:16,508 --> 00:13:17,407
and I'm proud of that.
377
00:13:17,509 --> 00:13:18,442
I'm not gonna let anyone,
378
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,777
not even my brother, mess with that.
379
00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:22,112
You're proud of me.
380
00:13:22,181 --> 00:13:23,447
'Course I'm proud of you, dummy.
381
00:13:23,515 --> 00:13:25,315
I don't want people
asking you for a job or rent
382
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:26,683
or a college fund.
383
00:13:26,752 --> 00:13:28,118
It's best to keep these things separate.
384
00:13:28,153 --> 00:13:30,120
Okay, Pops, you've never really
said you were proud of me.
385
00:13:30,222 --> 00:13:32,189
- I tell you all the time.
- Not really.
386
00:13:32,257 --> 00:13:33,824
Dre, I just broke ties with my brother.
387
00:13:33,926 --> 00:13:35,158
Can we please let this go?
388
00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:37,828
Sorry.
389
00:13:38,764 --> 00:13:41,031
Yeah, I just feel bad
that you're getting married
390
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,833
and you don't have your family here.
391
00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:44,501
Nah, you were right.
392
00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:45,969
My family's right here.
393
00:13:46,038 --> 00:13:49,039
As long as the people that live
in this house are at the wedding,
394
00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:50,440
I'm straight.
395
00:13:52,711 --> 00:13:53,777
- Oh.
- Hmm?
396
00:13:53,846 --> 00:13:56,113
And, uh, that "hand
in your pocket" thing?
397
00:13:56,215 --> 00:13:57,881
- Yeah.
- That don't apply to me.
398
00:13:57,983 --> 00:13:59,149
- Huh?
- I gave you life.
399
00:13:59,251 --> 00:14:00,851
I'mma stay here till I die.
400
00:14:02,654 --> 00:14:05,889
My parents' big day had finally arrived,
401
00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:08,825
and it was going to be hard
for any of our guests
402
00:14:08,927 --> 00:14:11,027
not to get caught up in the magic,
403
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,712
especially the hopeless romantics.
404
00:14:13,737 --> 00:14:15,398
Mmm! You smell that?
405
00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:17,400
Love is in the air.
406
00:14:17,436 --> 00:14:19,903
No, that's the wildfires.
407
00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:22,506
Okay, how can you guys be so cynical?
408
00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:24,708
Today is all about love.
409
00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:28,512
Mm. Pops is walking around
feeling like a million bucks.
410
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,708
Olivia is gonna look perfect
in her wedding dress.
411
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,380
Sorry... Did you say "Olivia"?
412
00:14:34,052 --> 00:14:35,615
No! No. No, no.
413
00:14:35,669 --> 00:14:36,786
- No.
- Oh, God.
414
00:14:36,813 --> 00:14:38,746
You have that dumb look on your
face, like when you found out
415
00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:41,057
that weird guy from "Girls"
was in the new "Star Wars."
416
00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:42,292
- Yeah.
- What?!
417
00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:44,895
Everyone fantasizes
about what it would be like
418
00:14:44,963 --> 00:14:47,130
when they marry Olivia
when they come to these things.
419
00:14:47,232 --> 00:14:48,832
How are you still like this?
420
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,333
Bro, this is coming from me.
421
00:14:50,435 --> 00:14:51,735
Don't do anything stupid.
422
00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:55,172
I am just super happy
for Pops and Grandma.
423
00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:56,473
- Okay.
- Okay, cool.
424
00:14:56,575 --> 00:14:58,141
Oh, my God.
425
00:14:58,210 --> 00:14:59,476
She's here.
426
00:15:00,445 --> 00:15:02,345
- Okay.
- Oh, God.
427
00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,247
He already lost.
428
00:15:04,349 --> 00:15:07,484
Well, there is no point
in me meeting her now.
429
00:15:07,619 --> 00:15:10,187
It's a shame. They were a cute couple.
430
00:15:10,289 --> 00:15:12,489
But as lovely as everything was,
431
00:15:12,591 --> 00:15:15,559
no wedding, no matter
how meticulously planned,
432
00:15:15,661 --> 00:15:17,527
ever goes off without a hitch.
433
00:15:17,629 --> 00:15:20,697
Miss me with that nonsense!
434
00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:22,933
Ruby, who was that?
435
00:15:23,035 --> 00:15:24,234
- A pastor...
- Oh.
436
00:15:24,303 --> 00:15:27,237
...who didn't realize
you're asking for trouble
437
00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:30,073
if you order take-out sea bass!
438
00:15:30,175 --> 00:15:31,808
This is just what I feared, Rainbow.
439
00:15:31,877 --> 00:15:33,610
The whole day is falling apart!
440
00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:35,545
- Ohh.
- Who's gonna marry us now?!
441
00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:39,849
Ruby, I can marry you and Pops.
442
00:15:39,918 --> 00:15:40,951
You're ordained?
443
00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:41,952
Well...
444
00:15:42,054 --> 00:15:43,053
By Jesus?
445
00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:44,521
By...
446
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:47,157
An online church that charges $45.
447
00:15:47,259 --> 00:15:49,192
- Good enough.
- Yes!
448
00:15:49,294 --> 00:15:51,261
Okay.
449
00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:52,329
Got this!
450
00:15:52,397 --> 00:15:54,464
Yeah, there was a lot going on,
451
00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:58,034
but no one forgot what the day
was truly about...
452
00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:01,571
Pops and Mama were getting
their second chance at love,
453
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:03,573
and I couldn't have been
more happy for them.
454
00:16:03,675 --> 00:16:08,178
? I'm so in love with you ?
455
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,514
? Whatever you want to do ?
456
00:16:12,685 --> 00:16:18,662
? Is all right with me ?
457
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:23,660
? 'Cause you make me feel so brand-new ?
458
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:25,320
Take care of my mama.
459
00:16:25,397 --> 00:16:29,499
I cannot tell you how wonderful it is
460
00:16:29,601 --> 00:16:31,268
for us to be here today,
461
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:32,636
for... Oh.
462
00:16:35,874 --> 00:16:39,009
...for all of us to be here today
463
00:16:39,111 --> 00:16:43,280
to witness two very special people
464
00:16:43,382 --> 00:16:45,448
reunite in matrimony.
465
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:48,652
And as an expression of the unique way
466
00:16:48,754 --> 00:16:51,655
in which these two love each other,
467
00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:56,359
Earl and Rubilene have elected
to write their own vows.
468
00:16:56,461 --> 00:16:58,895
Well, as you all know,
469
00:16:58,997 --> 00:17:01,498
I've never been one for the spotlight.
470
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:05,635
So I'll keep this short.
471
00:17:07,606 --> 00:17:11,675
I love this man
with all my heart and soul.
472
00:17:11,743 --> 00:17:14,344
And I am blessed to be able
473
00:17:14,406 --> 00:17:17,173
to spend the rest of my life with him.
474
00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:20,359
Pops.
475
00:17:21,486 --> 00:17:23,486
Rubilene Johnson.
476
00:17:23,555 --> 00:17:27,457
Woman, I can't believe
I have lived long enough
477
00:17:27,526 --> 00:17:30,527
to find my way back
into your arms again.
478
00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:35,532
You have made me the man I am today.
479
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,567
I never knew I could be this happy.
480
00:17:39,037 --> 00:17:42,038
I'm truly, truly grateful.
481
00:17:44,576 --> 00:17:46,242
Thank you, Black Jesus. Amen.
482
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:55,251
By the power vested in me
by the Internet,
483
00:17:55,354 --> 00:17:59,189
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
484
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,223
Again.
485
00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:03,193
I told y'all he couldn't quit me.
486
00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:12,869
Thank you, girl! Hey!
487
00:18:12,971 --> 00:18:14,170
- Rainbow!
- Hey.
488
00:18:14,195 --> 00:18:16,305
Thank you! You saved the day!
489
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:18,975
You know, I'm glad it was you
that married us.
490
00:18:19,044 --> 00:18:20,944
Aww. Ruby!
491
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,534
It was 100% my honor.
492
00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:24,624
And let me tell you something.
493
00:18:24,649 --> 00:18:27,083
You are not such a bad mother-in-law.
494
00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:28,385
I love you, too.
495
00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:30,987
There you go!
496
00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:33,022
Hey! $20?!
497
00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:34,891
What am I, your work friend?
498
00:18:36,061 --> 00:18:37,427
Come on, everybody! Let's dance!
499
00:18:37,529 --> 00:18:38,461
- Hey!
- Come on, Earl!
500
00:18:38,563 --> 00:18:40,730
? ...hustle for another dollar? ?
501
00:18:40,832 --> 00:18:42,699
? I'd rather be with you 'cause you... ?
502
00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:44,975
Olivia Denise Lockhart,
503
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:49,305
these last six months have been
the best of my life.
504
00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:51,374
No, stupid. You can't say that.
505
00:18:51,476 --> 00:18:54,010
2020's been a horrible year.
506
00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:55,145
Okay.
507
00:18:56,848 --> 00:19:00,850
Olivia Denise Lockhart,
I'm so glad I've lived long enough
508
00:19:00,952 --> 00:19:03,920
to find my way back into your arms.
509
00:19:03,955 --> 00:19:06,790
No. Those are Pops' vows.
510
00:19:06,892 --> 00:19:08,324
Junior...
511
00:19:08,427 --> 00:19:09,426
You're not ready.
512
00:19:09,528 --> 00:19:10,527
What are you talking about?
513
00:19:10,629 --> 00:19:11,594
That look in your eye...
514
00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:13,163
I had that same look with your mother
515
00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:15,465
when I took her to a wedding
three months into dating her.
516
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:16,466
Really?
517
00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:18,334
Mm-hmm. I get it, son.
518
00:19:18,437 --> 00:19:22,172
But if you take anything
from your grandparents' story,
519
00:19:22,274 --> 00:19:25,041
it's that you don't have to rush love.
520
00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:26,743
- Oh, thank God.
- Mm.
521
00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:28,912
- 'Cause I'm in way over my head.
- Mm-hmm.
522
00:19:29,014 --> 00:19:30,280
There's not even a ring in this box.
523
00:19:30,348 --> 00:19:32,549
I know. I had to buy you that suit.
524
00:19:34,252 --> 00:19:36,226
? And I just don't wanna stop ?
525
00:19:36,281 --> 00:19:38,321
Family is messy.
526
00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:40,515
Family is complicated.
527
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:43,159
But family is still family.
528
00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:47,163
After seeing as many ups and
downs as my parents have had,
529
00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:49,299
I should have known that by now.
530
00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:53,002
In the end, it was a wedding
for the ages.
531
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,671
And that's a good thing,
532
00:19:54,773 --> 00:19:57,255
because I'm never gonna do this again.
533
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,333
Olivia, come on over here.
I want you in the picture.
534
00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:02,710
- Come on.
- Aww!
535
00:20:02,812 --> 00:20:05,646
I want you in the picture, too,
but there's no pressure.
536
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:08,049
Junior, I never pass up an
opportunity to get my picture taken.
537
00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:09,183
Okay.
538
00:20:09,285 --> 00:20:10,684
Oh. Mm-hmm.
539
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:11,919
- Smile, baby.
- Got it.
540
00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:13,921
All right, get a couple without her.
541
00:20:14,023 --> 00:20:14,989
Oh.
542
00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:16,590
Never know if it's gonna last, you know?
543
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:17,958
Uh...
544
00:20:18,061 --> 00:20:19,794
- Oh.
- No, no. No, no.
545
00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:21,128
She's talking about me.
546
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,396
She did the same thing at my wedding.
547
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,431
Go ahead. Squish in.
548
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:24,475
I'll meet you at the bar, babe.
549
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,900
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.
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