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November 1, 2017
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Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
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I just wanted really quickly to
say thank you so much for coming
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and for sharing such
a perfect evening with us.
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It's been so perfect
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that I think the only day
that could possibly rival it
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is the one that resulted in all
of us being here in the first place.
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And that night was
exactly three years ago today.
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And it was on that night that I knew
I had met someone really, really special.
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Aw.
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It was the night
when we first met.
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When We First Met
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October 31, 2014# I'm sexy and I know it
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# I'm sexy and I know it
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Excuse me.
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Whoa, Black Elvis.
It's a good song.
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Oh. Cool.
Going to Coachella?
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Excuse me. Coming through.
What is she dressed as?
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Whoo-hoo!
- Hey, watch it, buddy!
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Whoo! Hulk smash!
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Are you okay?
- Oh, my God. I think so.
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You are A League of Their Own, right?
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Yeah.
- I love that movie.
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Okay. What character am I?
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I'm getting, like,
a Tom Hanks vibe from you.
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No?
- No. I'm Dottie Hinson.
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I'm Geena Davis's character.
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Okay, that makes more sense.
- Are you my lesbian cousin Shannon?
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Yes. I was gonna ask if you
wanted to join my softball team.
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I have a second guess.
- Who?
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Are you Garth?
- Excellent!
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You know, the key to
doing a good Garth impression
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is to make your mouth
into a tiny little butthole.
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That was good.
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Noah.
- I'm Avery.
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It's nice to meet you.
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So, what is
your favorite drink?
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Grapefruit juice with vodka
and three maraschino cherries.
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Okay. Where are you from?
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All over the place.
Kind of an army brat.
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I don't really like that term,
but that's what they call it.
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Well, I was a regular brat,
and I still don't like that term.
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Let's see it.
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Okay, so, it's
a work in progress.
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Okay. All right.
- It's not totally done.
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Ta-da!
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Oh, it's good!
- You hate it.
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It looks drunk, admittedly.
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You're quite the
artist. - Thank you.
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See what's going on over there
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between Sexy Grumpy Cat
and the hipster Where's Waldo?
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Look, they're gonna fall in...
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Oh-ho! Now watch.
Everyone's gonna jump in.
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Let's party! Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Maybe not. - Wow. Now
they're making out in the pool.
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That's kind of tacky.
Wait. I think I know that guy.
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His name is Patric with no "K."
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That's a bad name.
- We went on one date.
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He literally spent the entire
time teaching me about sea turtles.
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Well, at least you
know someone here.
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I just came with
my roommate, Carrie.
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And there she is, making
out with Jell-O Shot Doctor.
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Hey, do you
wanna get out of here?
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Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Do you like jazz?
- Do I like breathing?
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God, this place is so awesome.
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How'd you find out about it?
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Well, I kinda know
a guy that works here.
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Ooh!
- It's me.
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I'm that guy.
- Yeah.
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Did you get that?
- I got that, yeah. Yeah.
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Actually, I am the piano man...
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who's got magic hands.
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Oh, my God!
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So, is there anything
you'd like to hear? - Mmm.
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Do you know
any Count Basie?
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Whoa! You are a jazz fan.
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I am, mm-hmm.
- Wow. I love Count Basie.
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I'm more of an
Oscar Peterson fan. - Okay.
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His friends call him "OP"
for short. Do you know him?
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No. - He's dead,
so you can't know him.
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Well, I appreciate a guy
who knows his music history.
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In that case, sit back and relax
and enjoy this Count Basie classic.
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Okay.
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# Well
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# You know you
make me wanna shout
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# Kick my heels up and shout
Throw my hands up and shout
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This is not Count Basie!
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# Now don't forget
to say you will
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# Don't forget to say
Yeah-yeah
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# Say you will
Say it right now, baby
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# Come on, come on
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# Say you will
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# Say it right now
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# Oooh-ooh
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# Say that you love me
- # Say
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# Say that you need me
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# Say that you want me
You wanna please me
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# Say
- # Come on now
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# Say
- # Come on now
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# Say, say
- # Come on now, come on now
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Uh-oh! Piano solo!
You said piano solo, didn't you?
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Oh, my God!
New mission! - What's up?
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Okay, okay. Hey, do not
forget to tip your piano man!
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This is gonna be great.
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All right.
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These things
are so much fun.
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Ready? Okay.
- Yep.
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No boring high school
yearbook poses. - What do you mean?
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The whole point is to do
something different in every photo.
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I'm smiling.
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I know this might
come as a shock to you,
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but I've never actually
taken a photo booth photo.
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What? - Yep.
I'm a virgin.
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So be gentle with me, please.
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Virgin, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, not anymore.
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Come on.
This is the best part.
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So we just stand out
here and wait? - Shh. Listen.
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There's real film
developing in there.
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It's the sound of history.
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How we lookin'?
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Well, your technique
could definitely use some work.
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But you're cute.
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Hmm? - Come on.
Let's do it again.
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Yeah, okay.
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So, this is it.
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Wow.
- Yeah.
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Your place is... is incredible.
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Honestly.
- Thanks.
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Really? You've got one?
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Yeah. Why? Do you play?
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Oh, do I play?
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Oh, you are so
dead. I am a master.
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Really? You're a master.
Okay. - I am. Ready?
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No! Don't spin it! - Is that
a rule? I've never heard that.
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Yeah, that is a rule.
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Aah!
- Ohh! Laser!
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One step closer.
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That's what you
get for cheating. I win.
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Whoo! Crowd goes wild!
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Mmm. I haven't had
Cookie Crisp in, like, ten years.
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Oh. Best late-night food ever.
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It's the best.
- Mm-hmm.
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So then I got the
job at the piano bar,
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and the first night
playing was just amazing.
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So I dropped out of
business school the next day.
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You know what they say. Do what you
love, you'll never work a day in your life.
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Yeah, super-super-poor
people say that.
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Can I get you
another refresher? - Yeah.
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Oh. She's gulping it down.
- A little bit more. Thank you.
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Who's this?
Is this your grandma?
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Oh, no, that's actually Dorothy.
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She lives at the retirement
home I did a fund-raiser for.
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I organize
benefits for charities.
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So, like kids,
the elderly, animals.
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You name it, I do it.
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Who are you?
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# You know,
you know, you know
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# That you do
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And that was it.
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That was the moment
I knew that it was love.
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To Ethan and Avery!
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Cheers!
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Yeah. I'll take
one. Thank you.
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Mmm.
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I'm gonna need two.
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Ah.
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Oh, a little boost.
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Excuse me.
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I'm gonna go.
- Yeah.
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Thank you.
I'll be right back.
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It burns!
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Hey, Noah!
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Noah?
- Hey.
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Hey, you okay in there?
- Not so good.
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My Aunt Cindy said you puked
on her a little bit as you walked by.
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She puked on me first.
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Okay, I'm coming in.
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Okay? - Oh, I
wish you wouldn't.
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I'm coming in.
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Hey.
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How are you?
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You dying in here?
- I'm...
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I'm... so good.
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You hit the
open bar too hard.
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You think this is about...
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drinking?
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This was about...
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food poisoning.
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Taquitos.
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Or the seven-layer dip.
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Why so many layers?
You don't need seven.
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Ethan. - Noah.
How you feeling, buddy?
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Oh, so good.
I'm so glad he's here now.
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Got you a
Vitaminwater, some saltines.
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I got Pepto chewables in the glove
box. Let's get this stuff in your system.
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Mmm, yeah. Thank you.
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You are a peach.
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Oh. What are these, crackers?
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Mm-mm-mmm. Mmm!
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Feel better already.
- Awesome.
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Let me know if
you need anything else.
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Baby, by the way,
that speech? - Yeah?
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It was beautiful.
- Thank you.
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Everybody in the room was
so moved. - I was so nervous.
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I love you so much.
- I love you.
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Also, my parents want to team up for
that Skype call whenever we have a chance.
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So, um, just meet
me at the laptop?
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Yes. I'll be right there.
- Okay.
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Feel better.
Okay? - Mm-hmm.
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Keep your head up.
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Okay.
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You wanna go maybe
walk around a little bit?
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Just really slowly.
Careful, careful. - I'm fine.
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Okay. Okay.
- These aren't good.
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Candid.
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That's a candid.
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Candid.
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Hey, Carrie.
- Hey, hon.
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Noah. Haven't
seen you in forever.
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Hey, Carrie. - I've got
a shoot tomorrow morning.
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So I was wondering,
cool if I can leave a little early?
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Maybe you can take Noah home.
He's a little... He shouldn't be driving.
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I'm fine.
- Candid.
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You don't look fine.
You look like shit.
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You know, uh, honestly,
I... I'll take an Uber.
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Cool.
- Hey, Avery!
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Oh. Yeah. One second.
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Um, really? Are you sure?
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Yeah. I... I'm actually not...
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Feel better, okay?
Thank you. Bye, Carrie.
234
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:44,912
Bye.
- Bye.
235
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,377
Ooh. That had my Uber on it.
236
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,462
You really are a mess.
237
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,548
All right, fine. Let's go.
238
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,053
Oh, they're so beautiful.
239
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,783
Let's go, train wreck.
240
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,100
Mm-hmm.
241
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,104
You stole an
Avery-Ethan plate? You dork.
242
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,982
Candid!
- You delete that. Okay?
243
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,945
Don't want any evidence
that this ever happened.
244
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,236
Nope. Sorry.
245
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:20,448
I photograph weddings for a living.
Capturing misery and regret is what I do.
246
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,992
Perfect. - What is
your deal tonight anyway?
247
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:26,412
It's kind of a long story,
so I'd rather not get into it.
248
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,496
Yeah, okay. Cool.
249
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,749
Oh, you don't want to hear it?
250
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,170
Yeah, 'cause I don't
want to tell you. - Okay.
251
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,810
Fine. I'll tell you.
252
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,270
All right?
253
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,731
Frickin' drag it out
of me, why don't you?
254
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,318
It has to do with the fact that I'm...
255
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,946
in love with Avery.
256
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,031
Are you serious?
257
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,867
Why would you go to a party
celebrating their engagement then?
258
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,328
I guess I just wanted
to prove that I could do it,
259
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:11,624
that I'm not gonna spend my life
obsessed over the fact I missed my shot with her.
260
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,376
You're doing great with that
so far. - You know what, Carrie?
261
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,628
I am.
262
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,088
I am, considering the facts,
263
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,217
and I'll be doing even
more better when I find my...
264
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,135
Dignity?
- Oop!
265
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,845
Oh!
266
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,472
Jack Daniel's.
267
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:29,141
Okay.
- The nectar of the gods.
268
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,686
You're a real sad
sack of shit right now.
269
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,191
Can I tell you a story?
270
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:41,278
Has to do with when
Avery and I first met.
271
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,364
Just give me the abridged version.
272
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:47,618
It all started three
years and one day ago.
273
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,371
The year was 2014.
274
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:53,332
A time filled with hope and dreams.
275
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,293
I can still remember
the exact pitch of her laugh.
276
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,967
That's not how it happened.
- I think you're mistaken.
277
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,885
No, I was at that party.
278
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,845
I was just... preoccupied.
279
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680
Wait. Where are we?
280
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,892
We are at my home, sister.
281
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,520
No, this is a bar. I'm not your...
282
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,188
Oh, I'm dr...
- Noah, get back in.
283
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,856
Oh!
284
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,195
Je...
- You okay?
285
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,364
I'm fine.
- Jesus Christ.
286
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,409
No, I'm not Jesus Christ,
I'm Noah. - Oh. Okay.
287
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:31,996
Get in the truck.
- No, I need to keep my buzz going.
288
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,247
Get... Oh!
289
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,207
I'll take it.
- Seriously?
290
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,085
Think you should sit down.
291
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,920
Sorry. So sorry.
292
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,172
There's my friend Max.
- Noah!
293
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,467
Oh, my God, you are drunk.
Gotta get you some help. Excuse me.
294
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,846
Can we get some ginger whiskey,
a blueberry Red Bull, and who is this?
295
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,891
You didn't pick up an escort,
did you? You are very lovely.
296
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,101
Hey, I'm Max.
- And I'm leaving.
297
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,384
I have a photo shoot
in Lafayette Park tomorrow morning.
298
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,940
That's where I take my wedding photos.
'Cause I am a photographer, not an escort.
299
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,777
What a coincidence, 'cause my
office actually overlooks that park.
300
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,697
Oh, yeah! That big dumb
building full of douche bags.
301
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,741
Yeah. I'm the vice
president of the douche bags.
302
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,702
You're obviously in great hands.
- No, no, no, no, no.
303
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,871
You gotta hear
the rest of the story.
304
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,666
'Cause this is the
part that gets truly tragic.
305
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,045
You know when you are
about to fulfill your destiny?
306
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,798
I waited too long,
and then I got hugged.
307
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,557
You're so awesome.
- Mmm.
308
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,440
Oh, this is so nice to have a
good guy friend, I can't even tell you.
309
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,449
I left never knowing
what went wrong.
310
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,117
Bye!
- Bye.
311
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,496
But I figured I would at least
get a second chance with her.
312
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,790
Until fate...
313
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,794
kicked me in my ball
sack the very next day
314
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,587
when she met Ethan.
315
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,633
Can I help you with that?
316
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,102
And you know why
she needed more cereal?
317
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:22,022
Because I ate all of her Cookie Crisp.
318
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,776
Like a... chubby, nine-year-old slob.
319
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:29,530
Wow. Your mental recollection
of that moment feels super-accurate.
320
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,157
Ethan has nothing on you.
- He kinda does.
321
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,160
He's, like, the nicest guy ever.
- He's, like, Mormon nice.
322
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:39,540
But that night, me and Avery,
we had something, and it was real.
323
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,960
We bonded. We were
laughing. And she said I was cute.
324
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,212
Okay, "cute"?
You're clinging to "cute".
325
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,716
Noah, my little brother's cute.
That doesn't mean I wanna have sex...
326
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,843
I'm not...
327
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,928
You get it.
328
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,723
I get that you have sexual
thoughts about your little brother,
329
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,142
and I also get that you're mean.
330
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,936
You can tell that I'm in
an emotional state right now.
331
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:07,443
Noah, relationships are all about
energy and attraction and intangible things,
332
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,403
things beyond your control.
333
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,363
Okay, you may be a great guy,
334
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,033
but you were never
gonna be that guy to Avery.
335
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,785
I just think it's, you
know, time to move on.
336
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,669
I've been telling him for three
years. You have something on your lips.
337
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,041
Let me get it with mine.
- Does that ever work for you?
338
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,209
Yes.
- It does, yes.
339
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,296
And with that,
Max can take it from here.
340
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,758
Feel better, Noah.
341
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:34,178
It was lovely meeting you, by the way.
We'll talk soon, at dinner or something.
342
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,096
Doubtful.
- She's right.
343
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,891
Why would Avery ever want
to be with me? Look at me.
344
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,728
Look at me, Maxie.
I got a Play-Doh face.
345
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,938
People love your Play-Doh face.
346
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,899
I got a disgusting face.
347
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,609
Noah, I hate seeing you like this.
348
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,821
Let's get you out
of here. On your feet.
349
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,531
Whoo!
350
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,949
Oh! Oh!
351
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,160
Help me help you.
352
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,622
Ooh, here's a tip.
Here's a tip from my tip jar.
353
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,792
Don't fall in love!
She's gonna rip your heart out!
354
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,502
So sorry about my friend.
355
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,378
You okay? You all right?
356
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,902
Focus. Focus.
- Where are we going?
357
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,049
I'm gonna go score
us a ride. Just sit tight.
358
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,634
Um... Okay.
- What are you doing?
359
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:16,887
I'm... Okay, look...
360
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,598
I'm sitting tight, baby!
- All right! Sit tight!
361
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,770
Oh. My old friend the photo booth.
362
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,022
Let's give her a spin.
363
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:34,029
Yeah, still have
these after three years.
364
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,116
You truly are a sad sack of shit.
365
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,125
If only I could have a chance...
366
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,794
to do everything different,
367
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,380
I could be the kind
of guy she would want.
368
00:18:55,759 --> 00:19:00,472
I could be exactly the kind
of guy Avery would end up with.
369
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,707
Oh, son of a bitch.
370
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,251
Mmm.
371
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,962
What a crazy dream.
372
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,978
Hey, little witch.
Halloween was two days ago.
373
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,061
Piss off.
374
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,326
What the hell?
375
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,040
Halloween lasts a week now?
376
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,042
It's good to be a kid today.
377
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,509
All right, 75 cents, your
change. There you are. Thanks.
378
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:24,765
Could I get a big-ass bottle of
Advil and a blueberry Red Bull, please?
379
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:25,849
No problem.
380
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,195
Hey, um...
381
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,243
Could you tell me what
day it is? - It's Halloween.
382
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,873
Yeah, but, I mean... Halloween...
383
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,709
has definitely already happened, so...
384
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,797
And what year is it?
385
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,717
It's 2014.
386
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,095
Now, do you need anything else?
387
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:05,931
Yeah.
388
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,725
Okay, uh...
389
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,060
you know...
390
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,938
could I just get my blueberry
Red Bull so I can get going?
391
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,191
Red Bull doesn't make
a blueberry flavor though.
392
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,527
Just makes one flavor. Red Bull.
393
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,320
That's their flavor. Red Bull.
394
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,322
Red Bull... Red Bull...
395
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,741
Holy shit.
396
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,284
You all right?
397
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,122
Ohh!
398
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,124
Hey, where you going, man?
399
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,674
Max! Excuse me.
400
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,009
Hi.
401
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:45,095
Hey. Max? No? You know Max?
402
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,347
Max!
403
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,892
Yo. Over here.
404
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,895
Corporate Asset Management.
Please hold.
405
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,648
I gotta talk.
- And I gotta listen.
406
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,567
But you got 15 seconds, tops.
407
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,153
Something unexplainable
is happening to me, Max.
408
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:05,365
Look at all these papers. They all
have the exact same date on them.
409
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:07,701
Where am I?
410
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,580
How did I get here?
What is happening to my life?
411
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,814
Did I not tell you the day
you dropped out of business school
412
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,960
something exactly like this
was gonna happen to you?
413
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,755
Exactly like what?
- Like a quarter-life crisis.
414
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,006
No.
- Yeah, you are.
415
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:24,384
How many times did I tell you I could talk
to my boss and he would offer you a job?
416
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,697
You and I, we're supposed to be the Anna
and Elsa of the corporate assistant game.
417
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,390
From Frozen?
- Max, I need my Diet Sunkist, yeah?
418
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,683
Five minutes ago, dummy.
419
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,978
Of course you can have a playdate at
Julie's house, sweetie. Go, shit-weasel!
420
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,147
I'm on it, sir. He's a sweetheart.
421
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:40,776
But you're not an assistant.
You're a vice president.
422
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,486
Not yet.
- You are though.
423
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:43,862
Okay, I'm working there.
424
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:47,407
Costigan assured me that within
three years and an attitude for gratitude,
425
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,408
I'll be at the top.
426
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:52,079
I'm investing in myself.
See this watch? Guess how much that cost.
427
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,747
$25,000.
428
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,333
Good guess. Wow, you know quality.
429
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:59,878
I bought it cash. Well, one percent
down. The rest is on extended layaway.
430
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,589
But it's a Breitling.
It's so expensive.
431
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:05,801
Don't even know how to
pronounce it. Not too much.
432
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,471
I don't want to be too jacked, but
I want to be able to tell time with ease.
433
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,598
Oh, my God.
434
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,351
It's her.
435
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,894
That's good! There you go!
436
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:17,777
All right, give me a natural one.
437
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,024
Cheese!
438
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:24,069
You guys are gonna love
these in 30 years. Oh, yeah. Classic.
439
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,029
Hey! Hey!
- There we go.
440
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,031
Uh, no. Reception's that way, buddy.
441
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,866
No, you know me.
442
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,494
Nice try. - I know
that your name is Carrie.
443
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,621
You're Avery's best friend.
444
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:37,290
It was just last night
I was puking in the bathroom.
445
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,668
I almost passed out in your
truck. That truck right there.
446
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,130
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, Noah, what are you doing?
447
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,965
She's being weird, man.
- I'm so sorry.
448
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,926
You have to excuse my friend.
He gets weird when he's hitting on chicks.
449
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,387
Wait. Don't I know you?
450
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,353
From Instagram!
What's your handle? It's, um...
451
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,350
@CarrieGoFYourself.
- Great.
452
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:58,019
Mmm. - No, no, you
guys know each other.
453
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,939
It was last night.
We hung out at the piano bar.
454
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:03,066
Right after Avery's engagement par...
455
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,151
You guys...
456
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,447
I feel like I'm going crazy right now.
Like, what's happening? Am I crazy?
457
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,658
Seriously, dude, she
said get lost. - What?
458
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,494
Okay, weirdo? This is my day.
459
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,580
I said get lost.
- Wait a second.
460
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,916
If you don't know me
and you don't know her,
461
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,376
that means that last night...
462
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,712
just... just didn't happen.
463
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,965
Which means that...
that tonight didn't happen.
464
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:29,342
So I still have a chance to
meet her before she meets him.
465
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,052
And then all that means
466
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:34,431
is that I just
traveled back in time!
467
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,141
Okay, Noah, seriously, stop.
468
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:39,269
Don't do this. You
sniffing paint? - Okay, no.
469
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:43,398
Listen, I'll explain it later to everyone.
I'm gonna tell everybody about this.
470
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:46,026
But right now I
have someone to meet.
471
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,236
I'll talk to you soon.
- Wait, what do you...?
472
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,863
Oh, my gosh.
473
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:55,035
What an animal, that one, right?
I'm Max. We can talk about it all over dinner.
474
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:56,870
Piss off.
- Okay.
475
00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:59,998
I'll DM you later, CarrieGoFYourself.
476
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:03,752
My apologies. Give me
a natural look. Just kidding.
477
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,463
# I gotta get back in ti... i... ime
478
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:09,716
Up top!
479
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:12,385
Whoo!
# Back in time
480
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:15,680
Whoo!
481
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,019
# Gotta get back in time
482
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,146
What is the plan?
483
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:26,441
Not Garth. He is too cute.
484
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,278
So what would Ethan wear?
485
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:32,864
Mmm.
486
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,450
Tonight calls for something
487
00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:38,745
a little more... debonair.
488
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,673
Count Basie.
489
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,758
Searching "Count Basie."
490
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,471
d I'm sexy and I know it d
491
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:04,562
Dottie Hinson!
If it isn't the cutest catch...
492
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:05,647
Nope.
493
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,149
I'm Angus Young. AC/DC.
494
00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,611
No? d I been thunderstruck d
495
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,822
God! I feel like a damn dinosaur!
496
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,407
Worst Halloween ever!
497
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,662
Mistaken identity.
Thought you were someone else.
498
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,416
Oh.
499
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,793
Oh, God, it's Carrie. Shit.
500
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,630
Uh... Oh! Hey, Jell-O Shot Doctor!
501
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:31,840
Yo, hey, Doc!
- Hey.
502
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:35,719
No, I'm good with that, thanks.
See that girl in the basketball jersey?
503
00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:38,471
She was like,
"I'm super into that doctor over there."
504
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:39,556
Really?
- Yeah.
505
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,435
Figures. I am on it!
506
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:45,645
Okay.
507
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,609
Hey!
508
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,403
Okay.
509
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,739
How are you?
- I'll come back.
510
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:56,948
Okay.
- Yeah.
511
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,992
No pressure here.
512
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:02,120
Just use everything
that you've learned about her
513
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:04,372
to make her fall in love with you.
514
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,083
You're like a spy, Noah.
You're like a love spy.
515
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:11,296
You're like a sophisticated,
charming, sexy, not-at-all-creepy,
516
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,797
international... Uh-oh.
517
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,258
Hey, watch it, buddy!
- Whoo!
518
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,218
Hulk smash!
519
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:19,721
You must be Dottie Hinson.
520
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:21,598
Yeah.
521
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,559
Ashby.
522
00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:25,769
Noah Ashby.
523
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,646
So, what's your favorite drink?
524
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,191
Mine is grapefruit juice
525
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:34,486
with some vodka and
exactly three maraschino cherries.
526
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,987
That's my favorite drink too.
527
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,614
That's insane.
- What?
528
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:40,075
It's like we have some sort of...
529
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,369
cosmic connection or something.
530
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,372
I guess that means something.
531
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,373
I don't know.
532
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:49,918
You know, I forgot to ask
you earlier, where are you from?
533
00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,378
You forgot?
534
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:52,587
Uh, yeah.
535
00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:54,714
I'm kind of from
all over the place.
536
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,591
Kind of...
- An army brat? Yeah.
537
00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:59,427
I have such an
appreciation for the armed forces.
538
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,388
How did you know
I was gonna say that?
539
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,475
Just because your... your demeanor.
540
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,936
And you said that
you move around a lot.
541
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,688
So... Oh, my God.
Look at this guy.
542
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,732
Hipster Waldo over there.
543
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:17,195
Oh, my gosh, I think I
know him. His name is Patric.
544
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,697
With no "K." Yes.
545
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,117
Yes. You know him too?
- You know...
546
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,660
Oh, my God.
They're gonna fall in.
547
00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:27,705
Oh, you were so spot on.
548
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,541
Now they're making out in the pool.
549
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,209
So tacky.
- I know, right?
550
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:34,587
I ran into him once at this benefit.
551
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:37,090
Oh, which one? I put on benefits.
552
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:38,842
Which bene...? Um...
553
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,303
It was a... Well, which
one was it? I go to so many.
554
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:45,557
It was Kids Without... Toes.
555
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,850
Which is a big one.
556
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:50,770
They say it's the
harelip of our generation.
557
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,480
That's so sad.
558
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,275
These kids, they can't walk very...
559
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:57,861
'Cause they don't
have toes, so th-they...
560
00:28:57,944 --> 00:29:00,989
It's like they have hooves
and... That's not important.
561
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:04,659
What is important was, this
guy cornered me about sea turtles.
562
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,161
Sea turtles! Yes!
563
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:09,122
I was like, "Dude, I get it.
564
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,965
They are our most
elegant oceanic guardians."
565
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,585
But it's not about turtles.
566
00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,628
It's about the toes.
567
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:19,507
Or the lack thereof, in this
case. It's so sad. It's so sad.
568
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,487
How do you think tonight's
going? It's going pretty good, right?
569
00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,680
I feel a good connection
here. Do you like music?
570
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,724
I mean, of course you do. You like
breathing, right? Let's get out of here.
571
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:40,278
You know, I'm thinking
you look like a Count Basie fan.
572
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,697
Yeah, he's my favorite.
How did you know that?
573
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,283
I was just getting
Count Basie vibes from you.
574
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,285
Uh-oh. What's this
hand about to do?
575
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,370
You know this one?
576
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,830
I love this song.
577
00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:55,960
You know his name
actually is William Basie?
578
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,712
Born in Red Bank, New Jersey.
579
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:02,467
Eventually won nine Grammys for hits
such as "Little Darlin'" and "Corner Pocket."
580
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:05,553
Of course, he did die
of pancreatic cancer in 1984.
581
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,598
Those are just a few small
facts, in case you wanted to know.
582
00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:11,392
You know a lot about Count Basie.
- Hey, I know my music history.
583
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,647
This is great!
584
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,192
These things are
so much fun. - Okay.
585
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,253
This is gonna be great.
- Ready for this?
586
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,029
Yes.
- Pose hard.
587
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,866
Wow, you're really good at this.
588
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:30,203
Have you done this before?
- I'm actually 100 percent self-taught.
589
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,914
Wow. - Yeah. I've
never even had a lesson.
590
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,707
Really?
- I'm a natural.
591
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,085
That's amazing. - Come
on. This is the best part.
592
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,002
Okay.
593
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,546
That one is great.
594
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:43,508
A lot of first-time photo booth
couples give off an obvious "cute" vibe.
595
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:45,051
Mm-hmm. Nope.
- Not us.
596
00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:47,762
Not us. We gave
off a real, authentic...
597
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,223
Sort of natural thing we
have between us. - Oh, sorry.
598
00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:52,954
Drunken text from my roommate Carrie.
599
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,521
She says, "Ugh. Made out with Dr. Douche
and puked from too many Jell-O shots.
600
00:30:56,604 --> 00:31:00,692
Home in two minutes to
come cry in your lap." Bad night.
601
00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,652
She's coming here
right now? - Mm-hmm.
602
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:06,322
Okay, uh, I should... I should
actually... I'm gonna get going, 'cause I'm...
603
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,366
Really? She's gonna
be here in two seconds.
604
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:11,160
Okay, uh, do you have
a back door or anything?
605
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:13,788
I almost forgot.
How do you think tonight went?
606
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,874
If tomorrow you
were to meet a tall,
607
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,710
conventionally
good-looking, successful guy,
608
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:23,006
would this awesome connection we
have still be what you're most excited about?
609
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,009
Sorry. What?
- It doesn't matter.
610
00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:34,350
Avery, you should
put a sock on the door.
611
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:38,396
I know you.
- Mm-mmm.
612
00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:40,899
I know you. - I don't
know you. You're a stranger.
613
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,735
No, you're the freak
at my wedding shoot today.
614
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,528
Mm-mmm.
- You two know each other?
615
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:50,199
It's getting late, and I feel
that alcohol is an issue here.
616
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:51,284
This one seems...
617
00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,494
This is the psycho
I was telling you about!
618
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,496
The one who knew me,
said he was at our house,
619
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,582
claimed to be some sort
of time-traveling nomad
620
00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,465
and spent last night
in the back of my Bronco.
621
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,294
Seems like she's a little...
622
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:04,005
You didn't guess I was an
army brat. You already knew that.
623
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,382
Because you're
a stalker! - A stalker?
624
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,842
I knew it!
- I'm not a stalker.
625
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,469
I'm wearing a tuxedo.
626
00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:12,388
Stalkers wear, like,
trench coats and no underwear.
627
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:15,141
And I am clearly
wearing underwear. Look.
628
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,560
Oh, my God!
Get out! - Rape! Rape!
629
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,396
Rape? Why would
you say rape? It's not r...
630
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,690
Carrie!
- What we have tonight...
631
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:23,775
that was cosmic, right?
632
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:26,152
Don't touch her, asshole!
633
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:27,862
"Don't touch her asshole"?
634
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:31,908
Yes, Carrie!
Hit him! Hit him!
635
00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:33,701
Hit him harder!
636
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,329
Hit him in the balls!
Hit him in the dick!
637
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,170
Oh, my God.
638
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,590
Oh.
639
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,409
Whoo.
640
00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:18,287
Oh, looks like today's apology day.
641
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,045
One sec!
642
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,133
Hi. Can I help you?
- Hey, man, I just...
643
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:32,760
I wanted to come by and
apologize for me at the party.
644
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,929
Oh, you're here
for the party. Uh, cool.
645
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,348
Yeah. Come on in.
We're still setting up, but, uh...
646
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,517
You're having another
party? - Grab a drink.
647
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,520
You must be one of Avery's
friends. Avery, your first guest is here.
648
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:47,275
So, you guys go to high school
together, or... Wait. Northwestern?
649
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:49,193
I'm coming.
- What?
650
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:51,946
Oh, my God.
651
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,906
Hi.
652
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,783
Oh, my God.
- What?
653
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,952
You know what? I'm gonna go.
654
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,996
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
655
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,708
It burns!
656
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,669
It's him!
657
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,130
It's who? Who?
- Carrie!
658
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,382
It's who?
- Oh, my God, he's back!
659
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,301
No, it's a misunderstanding!
660
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,347
Why do you keep
hitting me with trees?
661
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:21,726
That's the guy from three years ago!
That's the stalker from Halloween!
662
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,186
That's the stalker?
663
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,402
You don't understand.
We're old friends, Ethan!
664
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,196
How do you know my name?
665
00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:35,782
How do you
know my name, stalker?
666
00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:38,159
You're right. I am a stalker.
667
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:41,120
A-And I'm crazy,
and I've got a bomb.
668
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,832
He's got a bomb.
- You're right! I've got a bomb!
669
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,292
I've got a bomb!
670
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,670
I... It's fine. I'm sorry my bomb
threat ruined your magical evening.
671
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,547
Have a great life.
672
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:56,677
Yeah? You'd better come back
with more than a bomb next time, pal!
673
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,097
Ethan! Less than a bomb.
674
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,641
Less than a bomb!
675
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,192
Okay.
676
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,319
So, you woke up here.
677
00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:15,154
How did you get here?
678
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,574
Look for clues.
679
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:25,123
Okay.
680
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,335
Peppermint patty. ChapStick.
681
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,881
A receipt?
682
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,843
For the peppermint
patty and the ChapStick.
683
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,477
Oh, my God.
684
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:48,855
The photo booth.
685
00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:52,525
Oh, shit. Sorry.
- Dude!
686
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,279
What kind of car do
you drive? - An Impreza. Why?
687
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:59,991
Yeah, that's the one. It's getting
towed right now, so you have time. Save it.
688
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,826
That's my mom's car.
689
00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,661
Well, your mom has a sick whip.
690
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,664
All right, come on.
691
00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:11,711
Come on. Take me.
Take me, take me, take me.
692
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,966
Take me, take me...
693
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:24,098
Holy shit.
694
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,351
Oh, I owned your ass,
space-time continuum.
695
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,229
I traveled through time.
696
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,565
Max?
- Yo. What up?
697
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:34,066
Hey, what's up, man?
698
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,611
Uh, I know you got
a big date tonight, but...
699
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,863
I need your help.
700
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,285
Nope, that is not
what I wanted to do.
701
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:45,203
Hello?
702
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:48,664
Yeah. Hey, sorry. I don't know
why I hung up, but I do need your help.
703
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,000
Uh, there's this girl.
Her name's Avery, and...
704
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:55,463
We are already so late.
705
00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:59,133
What if she meets another guy
before I have a chance to get there?
706
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,385
What are you talking
about, bro? It's gonna be fine.
707
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:05,223
And listen, I'm the one who had to
cancel on Carla, JC Penney underwear model.
708
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,141
Intimates, bro.
She's got an old soul.
709
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,561
Okay, dude, I'm serious.
You get more girls than any guy I know.
710
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,813
I need your help.
- You look good. Great start.
711
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,983
Well, thank you.
I appreciate you loaning me your shirt.
712
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,694
But I don't know, man. I have...
713
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,822
I have leather strips in my armpits.
714
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,407
This isn't me.
- Exactly.
715
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:25,576
'Cause Noah doesn't
get that caliber of a girl.
716
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,205
You gotta dress the part.
You gotta be ahead of the curve, bro.
717
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:31,249
You gotta feel it. Look at me.
718
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,797
"Man, what's up, girl?" Try that.
719
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,842
So something's funny off in the
distance, I squint, lick my lips and look at her?
720
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,178
And you bring the
attention back to her.
721
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,472
This is stupid.
722
00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:49,517
It's great.
723
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,065
Are you doing a Joker
impersonation? - No, this is like...
724
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,817
It was good.
- That was... Okay.
725
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,318
Did you think that was bad?
726
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,320
I'll do it one more
time. Follow what I do.
727
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,533
What's up, girl?
728
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,456
What's up, girl?
- Um, w... we'll work on that.
729
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,626
You need a triple-A plan:
assertive, ambitious, asshole.
730
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,713
There's something about
confidence that a girl just loves.
731
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:19,796
They smell it.
732
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,841
Girls are attracted to guys
who know what they want
733
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,135
and aren't afraid to go
for it, which usually isn't you.
734
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:27,596
And I don't like this part,
but if all else fails, be an asshole.
735
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,766
Be an asshole? - Yeah.
Not hard asshole. Soft asshole.
736
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,937
I gotta be a soft asshole.
- Let me hear a soft asshole kind of dis.
737
00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,940
Your... Your goatee's...
738
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,109
It... It's stupid. I've never liked it.
739
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,361
Okay, wait.
740
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:45,406
You have beady little satanic eyes.
741
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:49,118
Wow. That makes me doubt
myself, but in a sexy kind of way.
742
00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:52,913
'Cause girls can't resist a guy
that makes 'em feel bad at first.
743
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,958
What are the three A's?
744
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,586
Assertive, ambitious, asshole.
745
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,546
Soft asshole.
746
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:03,233
Keep the shoulders down.
Let's do this. - Triple-A. Always there.
747
00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:04,484
# Let's go
748
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:06,594
# Give it to me, baby
Do it how you do it, yeah
749
00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:08,929
# It's a party,
we can do it like it's New Year's
750
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,473
Arr, matey. Hey.
751
00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,766
Don't talk to him.
752
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:16,062
No, she's not in here.
753
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:19,482
I'm gonna go check outside again.
- No, no, no. You're gonna stay here.
754
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:23,611
Be cool. Don't make it seem like
you're chasing after her. Don't be a stalker.
755
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,197
Oh, shit. There she is.
756
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,950
I was supposed to stop that drunk
Hulk asshole from bumping into her.
757
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,994
I blew it. Great.
758
00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:34,914
It's not over. Okay?
Maxie steps in now.
759
00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:36,582
I'm gonna distract her friend,
760
00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:39,085
the basketball player
that doesn't know how to swim.
761
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:41,170
No, she's a Dunkin' Donut.
762
00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:43,422
Oh! That's good!
763
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:44,882
Yeah, it's pretty good.
764
00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,634
Anyways, look, engage your girl.
765
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:49,011
Bring up her ex. Girls hate that.
766
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,554
Stay close.
767
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:55,184
Ooh! Can I talk to you
privately about something in private?
768
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:58,354
Uh, about what?
- We're gonna get her a club soda first.
769
00:39:58,437 --> 00:40:01,357
And then I'll talk to you
about the private stuff.
770
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,441
That's clever.
771
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,991
Mmm!
772
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,743
I like that jersey.
773
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:15,037
And I am not
afraid to tell you that.
774
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:18,791
Yeah, I liked it a lot too
until the Hulk smashed it.
775
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,504
I think it looks
really good. - Thanks.
776
00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:30,845
What, are you, like,
dressed as a tranny or something?
777
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,392
No! No. I... It's from a movie.
778
00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:38,436
That's cute.
779
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,564
Yeah, I don't really dig
costumes. That's why I kinda...
780
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:45,276
You came as nothing,
which is really endearing.
781
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,654
Okay, bye.
- No! Wait, uh...
782
00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:50,739
I'm gonna get you a drink. Okay?
783
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:56,328
Two beers, please.
- Hey, this one? Total marathon.
784
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:59,123
But the stripper out front?
Sprint. My speed. Know what I'm sayin'?
785
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,542
Yep. Okay, thank you
very much, Bill Cosby.
786
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:05,337
But before you go, make her
earn it. Don't just give it to her.
787
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,551
Yo, what's up? Me again.
788
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,428
So, this'll be fun.
789
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,639
You tell me something about
yourself, and if I find it interesting...
790
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:19,810
Ding! I'm-a give you a beer.
791
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,938
What? - Are you deaf?
You couldn't hear that?
792
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,608
You know, I think I
figured out who you are.
793
00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,318
Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
794
00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:30,279
You are a giant,
human being-sized asshole.
795
00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:32,364
Thank you for the beer.
Have a great night.
796
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,662
Wait. Okay, wait.
797
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,289
Be back, girl.
- Mm-hmm.
798
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,586
Hey, where you going?
- Anywhere that you aren't gonna be.
799
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:51,175
Ew. I hate it when
girls are this into me.
800
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:54,470
And please, do me a favor.
Don't talk to me like your ex-boyfriend.
801
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:55,763
I'm not.
802
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,391
If he talked to me the way you're
talking to me, I would punch him in the face.
803
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,185
You would?
- But you're a total stranger.
804
00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:03,646
So I could probably kill
you and get away with it.
805
00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:06,023
Go ahead. Shank me.
- God, I wish I could.
806
00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:07,191
Do it.
- Okay, I will.
807
00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:08,734
I don't believe you.
- Okay.
808
00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:10,152
Whoa!
809
00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:16,450
Great. Yep.
810
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,827
Yes, I'm fine.
Thank you. How'd it feel?
811
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:21,413
That felt really great, actually.
812
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,415
Can you at least
help me out? - Fine.
813
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,168
Here. Take my
hand. I'll help you...
814
00:42:29,004 --> 00:42:31,257
Oh, my God!
- Whoo!
815
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,133
What the hell!
816
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,386
Whoo. Whoo!
817
00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:38,430
You dick! - I'm the
dick? How am I the dick?
818
00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:41,350
You're the one who pushed me in.
- You told me to push you in!
819
00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:44,687
I told you to shank me in
the ribs for emotional closure.
820
00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:46,814
You're the worst.
- You're the worst!
821
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:50,067
You're the worst.
- No, you're the worst.
822
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:01,161
Now we're the people at the
party that make out in the pool.
823
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,247
I don't care.
824
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,293
You're the worst.
- Okay, here we go.
825
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:08,836
Okay. Yeah.
826
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:15,843
You know what?
I'm gonna put a sock on the door.
827
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:17,428
No, wait. Here, just...
828
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,643
Here. Okay.
Bedroom's this way. Let's go.
829
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,690
Oh, not today, tree.
830
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,424
Oh-ho!
831
00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:57,176
Oh, my God.
832
00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:00,179
Twice. Okay.
833
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,765
Very good.
834
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,396
Mmm.
- What are you doing?
835
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,650
Being the big spoon.
836
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,364
Since when do we spoon?
837
00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:23,869
Since we started
dating and fell madly in love.
838
00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:31,377
What are you still doing
here? You hate sleeping over.
839
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,253
Okay, what's going on here?
840
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,674
God, please. You were
not that drunk last night.
841
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:40,469
Remember?
I texted you at midnight.
842
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,764
Had a shit day at work and
my mother was harassing me
843
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,974
about when I'm gonna
finally find a decent dude.
844
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:49,061
Which isn't gonna happen
if you and I keep doing this shit.
845
00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:55,150
If you weren't so good at sex,
this would have ended a long time ago.
846
00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:58,654
Wait, what's that?
847
00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:00,697
We're good at sex with each...?
848
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:03,283
Oh. Yeah. Okay, that's cool.
849
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:07,621
Okay, on the count of three, what
is, like, our favorite position, sexually?
850
00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:11,125
One, two, three.
851
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,460
Is it doggie style?
852
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,087
Is that our favorite?
853
00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:18,799
Can you just get dressed? 'Cause I'm
busy today. You really can't stay here.
854
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:21,301
Yes, I will get dressed.
855
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:25,139
But did you want to
have morning sex real quick?
856
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,349
Just to get the
day started? - Here.
857
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,476
Don't forget
your, uh, leather pants.
858
00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:40,195
Oh, my God.
859
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,197
I went full asshole.
860
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,749
Oh, great, it's you.
861
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,543
Oh, great, you.
862
00:45:54,626 --> 00:45:56,462
What the hell is...?
Hey, what's up?
863
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:58,088
Why are you...?
Why's he here?
864
00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,090
Hey, man. Uh,
Noah, right? Yeah.
865
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,175
That's right.
866
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:04,011
Haven't seen you around.
How's it going? - Mm-hmm. It's going...
867
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:06,180
How does he...?
How do you know Avery?
868
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:09,099
Uh, we're her friends,
which is more than you can say.
869
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,944
Why don't you take your frosted
tips, get on your "douche bag-mobile."
870
00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:12,977
We'd all appreciate it.
871
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,689
Oh, my God.
872
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:19,526
That's what I drive now?
- Oh, I see what he's doing.
873
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,028
Awesome.
874
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,697
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I'm ready. Oh, thank you.
875
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:27,910
What are we doing? We
Crossfitting? Pilates? Hot yoga? I'm down.
876
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:31,663
Just a little park run today,
actually. That is, if Carrie can keep up.
877
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:38,337
Yeah, if Carrie can...
That's... you are... Ethan's funny.
878
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:41,965
You know, I was just actually
saying to a personal friend of mine
879
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:44,301
that I don't run in
a park setting enough.
880
00:46:44,384 --> 00:46:45,511
So I'll join you guys.
881
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,387
Oh, okay.
882
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,972
Come on.
- All right. Whoo!
883
00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,808
Let's go.
Let's go. A-let's go.
884
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,519
Come on. All right.
885
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,397
Uh... Good one, Noah.
886
00:47:13,413 --> 00:47:16,458
Oh, God. Oh.
These pants are not breathable.
887
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,836
Ethan, you're barely sweating.
888
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:24,800
Yo. Yo. Hey, Ethan.
889
00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:28,011
I'm thinking we should get to
know each other a little better, right?
890
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:29,846
You're probably
married with kids now?
891
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,391
Uh, single. Actually,
just got out of a relationship.
892
00:47:32,849 --> 00:47:34,726
You and Stacy
broke up. I'm so sorry.
893
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,521
Man, she... she seemed
like the one. That's too bad.
894
00:47:39,314 --> 00:47:40,899
Are you okay?
895
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:43,193
We can slow down or
take a break if you need to.
896
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,037
I don't need a break.
You might need a break.
897
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:48,407
In fact, I was thinking
let's... let's get physical! Yeah!
898
00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:50,617
Okay. Diggin' the
energy. Let's go.
899
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,620
All right. Now we're talking.
Let's, uh, hurdle this thing.
900
00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:56,582
Whoo. Yeah.
901
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,834
Good idea, Noah.
Try some harder ones.
902
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:01,003
We're going harder.
We're gonna do a harder one.
903
00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:02,963
Yeah, okay. All right!
904
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:04,548
Watch the ankles.
905
00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:05,631
Okay.
906
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:07,426
Here we go. Whoo!
907
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:08,802
Yeah.
908
00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:11,054
Aaah. Aaah!
909
00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:13,640
Quickly! Quickly!
Quickly! - Right behind you.
910
00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:17,352
Ethan, you
have so much energy.
911
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:21,148
Stepping it up on
this one. - All right.
912
00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:23,984
Whoo!
- Yep.
913
00:48:26,111 --> 00:48:27,529
Oh!
914
00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:29,698
Oh!
915
00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:31,450
Yeah. Oh, that hurt.
916
00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:32,868
Oh, yeah.
917
00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:35,120
Oh, I think I'm gonna
need some face stitches.
918
00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:37,664
Are you sure?
Just looks like a little scrape.
919
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,626
I... I feel like it's...
it's worse than just a scrape.
920
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:44,421
I think you and Carrie should just
go ahead without me, and Avery and I...
921
00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:45,714
Actually, it's not that bad.
922
00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:49,176
If you guys wanna keep going,
I have a first aid kit in my truck.
923
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,470
I'll make sure he doesn't bleed out.
- Okay.
924
00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:53,138
Thanks, Carrie.
Feel better, all right?
925
00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,848
Yeah, feel better.
- Ice it.
926
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:57,434
Okay.
- Thank you.
927
00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,353
Come on.
928
00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:01,647
Look. Look what's happening. Right now.
929
00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:05,150
She's escaping with him, and she...
she hates me.
930
00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:06,818
She doesn't "hate you" hate you.
931
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,942
You're one of those guys
girls sleep with sometimes,
932
00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:10,781
and as a result,
we wind up hating ourselves.
933
00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:12,991
Okay. What can I do to change that?
934
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,827
You're the guy
who strolls in for a quickie,
935
00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,329
then you disappear for two months.
936
00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:18,997
What?
937
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,750
I have no control
over any of this.
938
00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:25,462
I make a decision, and then I wake up
three years later with the consequences.
939
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:27,409
Way to take responsibility, pal.
940
00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:30,634
Oh, hey, look.
Look, look, look, look, look.
941
00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:33,887
I'm just trying to be the type of
guy that Avery would want to be with.
942
00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:38,308
Noah, if you're
screwing with me,
943
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:40,560
I will cut your nuts off
and wear them as earrings.
944
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:43,397
Carrie, I am
being 100 percent real.
945
00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:45,314
Candid.
946
00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:47,275
You look like shit.
947
00:49:51,905 --> 00:49:54,199
So you're saying
you're in love with Avery?
948
00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:56,702
No, dude, just no.
949
00:49:57,536 --> 00:49:59,413
What do you mean, "No, just no"?
950
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:03,208
Ok, all due respect, I'm pretty
sure the closest you've been to love
951
00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:05,752
is taking photos of
strangers at weddings.
952
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,213
Oh, yeah? Well, you drink
coffee with whipped cream in it,
953
00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:10,215
so I can't take
anything you say seriously.
954
00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:14,052
It's comforting me.
955
00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:16,930
And I know emotions
don't penetrate you,
956
00:50:17,013 --> 00:50:19,057
so you wouldn't
understand how this feels.
957
00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:21,518
It's not like I've never
had my heart broken before.
958
00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:23,228
Well, I have a
hard time believing that,
959
00:50:23,311 --> 00:50:26,189
because every time we've talked,
you've been pretty impenetrable.
960
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:27,607
Really?
- Mm-hmm.
961
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,318
Because this is easily the
longest conversation we've ever had.
962
00:50:32,028 --> 00:50:33,655
Let's just say I learned to...
963
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:34,948
What, move on?
964
00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,534
Yeah. Something like that.
965
00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:41,705
I mean, there has to be a way that
I could prove I'm as good as Ethan is.
966
00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,373
Those two are just buds.
967
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,875
Right. Yeah, buds.
968
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:48,170
Because I've been love-blocking
them since the second we met.
969
00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:49,671
They're like love magnets,
970
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:52,507
and no matter what happens,
they're gonna smash into each other
971
00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:54,801
over and over
and over and over.
972
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,304
Okay, I get it. You're
extremely threatened by Ethan.
973
00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,680
He's stable, he's secure.
974
00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:01,308
As long as I've known
Avery, she's been driven,
975
00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:04,561
but, yeah, she wants the home
with the white picket fence, family.
976
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:07,105
She's a sucker for all that.
It's not really my thing.
977
00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:09,274
You're absolutely right. Yes.
978
00:51:09,941 --> 00:51:11,985
I have to be that guy.
979
00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:14,905
It makes... It
makes perfect sense.
980
00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:16,948
She wants someone
to build a future with,
981
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,242
and that's what Ethan
can give her that I can't.
982
00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:22,287
Yet.
983
00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:25,624
I could totally be that guy.
984
00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,626
I went to business
school, for Christ's sake.
985
00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,548
Okay, Avery. You
want something different?
986
00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:36,760
I understand. Well, I'm about
to be the man of your dreams.
987
00:51:41,264 --> 00:51:43,225
Come on. Let's go.
988
00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:45,602
I'm ready.
989
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:55,403
Okay.
990
00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,281
Yes.
991
00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:00,575
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
992
00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:04,538
Perfect.
993
00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:05,622
Max?
994
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,874
I'm here for a job, my man.
995
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:11,795
You gorgeous son of a bitch.
996
00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,296
Get in here, bro.
997
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:16,550
Yes. I'm so proud of you.
I've been waiting for this so long.
998
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,718
Me and you are gonna run
this place together someday.
999
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,470
I hope so.
- Max.
1000
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:22,514
Go get my lettuce cups already.
1001
00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:24,724
All right. Right away, sir.
1002
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,643
Okay, no.
You handle the mail.
1003
00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:29,688
Turn in my r�sum�.
I'll go get the lettuce cups, okay?
1004
00:52:29,771 --> 00:52:30,981
All right. Thanks, buddy.
1005
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:34,484
Also, real quick.
What are lettuce cups?
1006
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,403
Uh, it's lettuce but
in the shape of a cup.
1007
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:37,696
Okay.
1008
00:52:37,779 --> 00:52:39,406
No, no Hulk smashing.
1009
00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:41,032
Hulk smash.
- No more smashing.
1010
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:43,410
Hulk sitting.
That's what Hulkie's doing.
1011
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:47,163
Okay, let's get
this good stuff in ya.
1012
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:52,002
Let's get you hydrated before you
barrel into a crowd full of innocent strangers.
1013
00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:53,420
Okay? There you go.
1014
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:55,422
Hulk drink.
- Yes, Hulk drink.
1015
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,299
Good Hulk.
Doing good, Hulk.
1016
00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:01,595
There he is. Best
costume of the party award.
1017
00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:04,097
Angus Young? AC/DC?
1018
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:07,142
You just made
my night complete.
1019
00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:09,769
Thank you so much.
1020
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,772
For those about to rock,
1021
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,733
we salute you.
1022
00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:19,613
Thank you so much for
this. Best Halloween ever!
1023
00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:21,990
Yes, it is.
Oh, you're still doing that walk.
1024
00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,075
Very good. Right?
1025
00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:26,912
So this is all
anyone really wants, right?
1026
00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:29,581
Someone to support
and take care of them.
1027
00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:33,376
Someone secure who's also, like...
like a mythically nice person
1028
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,879
to be the rock
in their time of need.
1029
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:36,796
Right?
1030
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,080
There she is. There's
that girl I was telling you about.
1031
00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:45,555
Dottie Hinson.
1032
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:48,266
They're calling your
name. You're on deck.
1033
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,018
Oh, am I?
- Mm-hmm.
1034
00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:53,772
You are a patriotic toddler?
1035
00:53:53,855 --> 00:53:55,482
I am the American dream.
1036
00:53:58,693 --> 00:53:59,819
Are you?
1037
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,488
Okay. I like that.
- Hey.
1038
00:54:02,238 --> 00:54:05,533
Do you wanna hang out, and
then get a house in the suburbs,
1039
00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:08,244
adopt a golden retriever,
have 2.8 kids together?
1040
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:11,039
I mean, I do like dogs.
1041
00:54:11,122 --> 00:54:14,250
Maybe we should get a drink first.
- That's probably a good place to start.
1042
00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:15,168
Yeah.
1043
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:23,760
Excuse me.
1044
00:54:23,843 --> 00:54:25,887
Gar�on.
- Hey, Noah.
1045
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,723
We'd like to order your
most expensive bottle of wine.
1046
00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:31,351
Ooh, you're fancy.
- Mm-hmm.
1047
00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:33,311
Noah, that's a $500
bottle of wine, dude.
1048
00:54:37,273 --> 00:54:41,861
Then we would like your most
reasonably priced bottle of wine.
1049
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,822
So $95?
1050
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,160
Yeah. Uh-huh. Yes.
1051
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,371
That's perfect.
- Coming right up.
1052
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,456
This is really nice.
1053
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:56,292
You just think
this is "nice"? - Yeah.
1054
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:59,421
This is gonna be one of
the best nights of your life.
1055
00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:01,172
I can deal with
best night of my life.
1056
00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:03,425
And it's starting right now.
1057
00:55:06,886 --> 00:55:08,013
Whoo!
1058
00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,097
Thank you.
1059
00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:10,432
All right. That was good.
1060
00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:14,936
Right now we're gonna dedicate
this next tune to my main man, Noah,
1061
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:17,897
and his beautiful,
lovely new lady friend, Avery.
1062
00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:20,984
How did he know
your name? - Noah.
1063
00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:24,070
What did you do?
- We're gonna miss you around here, bro.
1064
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:26,823
This entire evening
is dedicated to you.
1065
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,328
You like Count Basie?
- I do. I love him.
1066
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:35,623
Luckily, that's
basically all that Danny knows.
1067
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:39,502
So what did he mean when he
said that they're gonna miss you?
1068
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:42,505
I used to work here.
- Oh, you did?
1069
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:44,674
Yeah, that piano
bench right there,
1070
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:48,511
it's still warm to the
touch from my butt cheeks.
1071
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,682
I got a hot butt. I don't
know if you know that or not.
1072
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,101
No, not yet.
- You check it out?
1073
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:58,313
Why would you quit
though? This place is amazing.
1074
00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:01,649
I'm just taking an
extended leave of absence
1075
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,777
to live a more grown-up life.
1076
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:05,695
Oh. So, like, boring?
1077
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,239
I'm wearing a red,
white and blue onesie right now.
1078
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:11,659
Do I look like the kind of guy
that would aspire to live a boring life?
1079
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:14,954
No.
1080
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,247
Very not boring.
1081
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,439
What the hell?
1082
00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:44,400
What?
1083
00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:45,777
What, am I fat?
1084
00:56:46,569 --> 00:56:49,155
I'm fat now.
Great. I'm fat now.
1085
00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:51,199
Great, I'm fat!
1086
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,576
This is all working out, isn't it?
1087
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:02,627
Ohh...
1088
00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:06,464
It's comfort weight.
1089
00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:13,513
Oh!
1090
00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:16,433
Noah, you're a boss.
1091
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:18,184
You have arrived.
1092
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:20,395
Hi, Mr. Noah.
1093
00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:23,648
Hey, babe, you're up.
1094
00:57:23,731 --> 00:57:25,483
I'm way up. I am so up.
1095
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,068
I missed you last night.
1096
00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:30,155
Oh, that is so,
so good to hear.
1097
00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:32,157
Mmm.
1098
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,911
You want some breakfast?
- I would love some.
1099
00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:37,995
Okay.
1100
00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:40,165
Oh.
1101
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,500
I love our house.
It's awesome.
1102
00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:45,170
It's large, you
know, yet kind of cozy.
1103
00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:48,631
And obviously I'm wealthy, but this
is tastefully decorated. It's not gaudy.
1104
00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:50,967
Are you okay?
You're acting weird.
1105
00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:53,386
Oh, I'm okay.
I've never felt better.
1106
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,472
Oh, I almost forgot.
1107
00:57:57,223 --> 00:57:59,893
Look what came just
in time for the party tonight.
1108
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,561
Okay.
1109
00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:06,608
What do you
think? Too cheesy?
1110
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:11,154
That is the most
beautiful plate I've ever seen.
1111
00:58:11,237 --> 00:58:14,240
I love it. You're
big-spooning me. It's perfect.
1112
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,701
And I love the
message too. "Forever"?
1113
00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:19,954
Oh, my God!
Look at this ring!
1114
00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:22,040
Oh, what?
1115
00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:23,625
I'm, like...
1116
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,710
I'm a rich dude.
1117
00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:28,296
I know. - Oh, I
am good to you, huh?
1118
00:58:28,379 --> 00:58:29,631
Come in here.
- Okay.
1119
00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:31,341
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
1120
00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:33,885
Oh, come on.
Mom! Dad!
1121
00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:37,889
Carrie. What are
you doing here?
1122
00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:41,100
Well, I'm not trying to win
house guest of the year or anything,
1123
00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,394
but I did pick up your
engagement photos from the lab.
1124
00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:45,688
Ooh. - She's a...
You're a house guest.
1125
00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:48,942
She lives here with us.
You're our house guest. Okay.
1126
00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:50,026
Oh, well...
1127
00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:52,820
not for very long.
1128
00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:53,738
Okay.
1129
00:58:53,821 --> 00:58:56,950
I kind of have some
really, really exciting news.
1130
00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:59,536
Not to one-up you, but my
gallery showing was last night,
1131
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:02,997
and I sold my
entire collection of photos.
1132
00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:04,541
That is so exciting.
- Wow.
1133
00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:06,292
Congratulations.
- That is huge.
1134
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:07,544
What will I do without you?
1135
00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:10,672
This house gets so creepy when
Noah's traveling and I'm home alone.
1136
00:59:10,755 --> 00:59:12,966
What? No.
1137
00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:14,801
No, it's not creepy.
1138
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:16,928
And no one's gonna
feel alone. Not in this house.
1139
00:59:17,011 --> 00:59:19,681
You know what? You could
stay here as long as you want.
1140
00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:21,599
If it makes Avery
happy, it makes me happy.
1141
00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:25,687
Mmm! Goddamn,
that coffee is good!
1142
00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:34,904
Oh, my God.
1143
00:59:36,155 --> 00:59:38,908
This is my favorite car.
This is my, like, all-time fav...
1144
00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:41,286
Of course I would have
this car. It makes perfect sense.
1145
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:43,246
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
1146
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,587
Uh-oh, that dog's barkin'.
That dog is a-barkin'.
1147
00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:52,839
Right.
1148
00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:55,258
So you're gonna be
home on time today, right?
1149
00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:57,927
For the party? Of
course. Yes. I'm excited.
1150
00:59:58,011 --> 00:59:59,554
This is a big
deal for us. - Yeah.
1151
01:00:00,221 --> 01:00:02,261
Let's make
some memories. Right?
1152
01:00:03,474 --> 01:00:05,310
Sorry about this.
7:30 in the morning.
1153
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:07,604
Yeah, here.
Don't forget this one.
1154
01:00:07,687 --> 01:00:09,981
You left it on your
nightstand. - I have two phones.
1155
01:00:10,064 --> 01:00:11,190
I know.
1156
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:13,043
No, decli... All right.
1157
01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,861
Now this one. Okay.
- Incoming call from...
1158
01:00:14,944 --> 01:00:16,404
No, thanks.
1159
01:00:16,487 --> 01:00:18,127
Sorry. Uh...
1160
01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:20,617
Incoming call from work.
- No, I don't wanna answer.
1161
01:00:21,701 --> 01:00:23,786
Where's the button to...
- Incoming call from work.
1162
01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,705
I don't know how
to... No, thank you.
1163
01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:28,249
Incoming call from...
- Decline the call!
1164
01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,930
Hello? Anyone here?
1165
01:00:46,517 --> 01:00:48,102
Someone tell me where I sit?
1166
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,358
What the...? Okay.
1167
01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:56,778
Hello?
- Surprise!
1168
01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,488
Congratulations, Noah.
1169
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:00,573
Ever since your
first day as an assistant,
1170
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,284
no one has worked
harder or wanted it more.
1171
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:04,952
Son, you've earned this.
1172
01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:07,121
Earned what exactly?
- This.
1173
01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:12,085
Your new office,
Mr. Senior Vice President.
1174
01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:13,670
This is my office, huh?
1175
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:18,299
Mr. Chun came from Shanghai
specifically to be here for this.
1176
01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:22,011
Congratulations, Mr. Ashby.
This is great news.
1177
01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:27,350
With our biggest accounts,
your success is our success.
1178
01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:29,769
It's a ton of Chinese.
1179
01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:34,857
Thank you so much.
1180
01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:37,527
I speak Chinese?!
1181
01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:40,029
That's so cool!
1182
01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:43,449
I don't even
know what I'm saying.
1183
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:48,246
Well, according to
most prognosticators,
1184
01:01:48,329 --> 01:01:52,583
with our large-cap portfolios
outperforming this bear market...
1185
01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:54,669
What is Mandarin for
"Get a room, you two"?
1186
01:01:56,921 --> 01:02:01,259
it should elicit
fortuitous returns.
1187
01:02:01,342 --> 01:02:02,593
Absolutely right.
1188
01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:04,345
Whoo.
1189
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,557
Holy shit! I know
some big ass words!
1190
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,813
I don't know what you
said. Yes. You seem happy.
1191
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:15,189
He's so awesome!
1192
01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:16,983
So I'm happy.
Is this kid great?
1193
01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:19,866
Let me give you a tour of the place,
Mr. Chun. Show you under the hood?
1194
01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,342
All-star.
- Thank you.
1195
01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,947
Thanks a lot, Terrence.
1196
01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:26,409
Thanks a lot, Darryl. Bill.
I know your names. Big Jeff.
1197
01:02:26,492 --> 01:02:29,746
Little Tony. Hey,
Claudette. Rob. Carl.
1198
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,415
Thank you, Courtney.
- So great.
1199
01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:35,376
Sharon. She's got a
sick kid. I feel bad for her.
1200
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,628
I don't know how I know
that. I know everyone's name.
1201
01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:41,007
Max! What's up,
my man? Whoo. We did it.
1202
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:43,509
Yeah, "we."
Did it. Yeah.
1203
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,136
Yes, we did.
1204
01:02:45,219 --> 01:02:48,347
Do you mind if I steal you from
the parade and talk to you real quick?
1205
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,057
Uh, yeah, sure.
Come on.
1206
01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:51,768
Welcome to Noah's lair.
1207
01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:54,103
Ooh, this is sweet, dude.
1208
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,105
Whoa.
1209
01:02:58,983 --> 01:03:01,944
Look what we got here.
Mr. Senior Vice President.
1210
01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,613
May I?
- You may.
1211
01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:07,325
Ah.
- This is cool, right?
1212
01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:10,411
I... am accomplished.
1213
01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:12,121
Yeah.
- It's pretty incredible.
1214
01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,372
Mm-hmm.
- That's cool.
1215
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:17,919
Are you okay?
- Hey, do me a favor.
1216
01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:20,254
Can you look at this on
my back for me? - Sure.
1217
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:23,549
What am I looking for? That mole?
Yeah, I'd get that checked out.
1218
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,843
No, look for the knife you
stabbed me in the back with
1219
01:03:25,927 --> 01:03:27,136
when you stole my promotion.
1220
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:30,556
I've been busting my ass for
three years trying to get this.
1221
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,142
This has been my
plan, Noah. It's my plan.
1222
01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:36,103
What are you talking about?
1223
01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:37,188
That's good.
1224
01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:40,900
Play dumb and act like it wasn't me
who got you a job here in the first place.
1225
01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:43,152
Me who doctored
your pathetic little r�sum�.
1226
01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:45,446
I literally begged
Costigan to hire you here.
1227
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:48,699
Okay. Then there has to
be something that I could do.
1228
01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:50,743
You know?
I'm the senior VP.
1229
01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:52,453
You're my best
friend... - "Friend"?
1230
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,539
No, no, no, no.
1231
01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:58,417
We haven't been friends for
years. You used to be chill, really cool.
1232
01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:01,546
And then you turned into a
corporate ass-kissing piece of shit!
1233
01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:04,006
So we're what? Enemies?
1234
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:06,300
Fuck you.
1235
01:04:10,137 --> 01:04:11,639
Oh, uh, can I borrow your pen?
1236
01:04:11,722 --> 01:04:12,974
Yeah.
1237
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:19,522
I'll leave you two.
1238
01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:22,191
I lied.
1239
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:35,872
Oh, my God.
1240
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:39,208
It's just from stress eating.
1241
01:04:42,503 --> 01:04:47,008
Oh. Um, sorry to bother you, sir,
but you shouldn't be in here right now.
1242
01:04:47,091 --> 01:04:49,760
You're 20 minutes late for
the meeting with the Avalon execs.
1243
01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:53,180
You know what?
I think...
1244
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:56,100
I am gonna need
an hour of personal time.
1245
01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:57,852
Thank you.
- Uh, it's...
1246
01:04:57,935 --> 01:04:59,186
That's impossible.
1247
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:02,398
Closing this deal will pay for your
wedding and your honeymoon in Fiji.
1248
01:05:02,481 --> 01:05:04,358
I'm gonna go
to Fiji with Avery?
1249
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:07,486
That would be pretty awesome.
When will this meeting be over with?
1250
01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:08,738
In an hour.
- Good.
1251
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:11,842
Then you have your flight to Charlotte.
- I'm going to North Carolina today?
1252
01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,910
You return late afternoon,
and then you prep for...
1253
01:05:13,993 --> 01:05:16,203
Just let me see
that. What is this?
1254
01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:19,415
It says that I'm booked every
day for the next three months.
1255
01:05:19,498 --> 01:05:23,711
What if I bailed on that business trip
and took a very well-deserved half day?
1256
01:05:23,794 --> 01:05:27,840
Sir, no. You would be fired
instantly. Seriously, do not do that.
1257
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:30,426
Remember Davis?
He's homeless now.
1258
01:05:30,509 --> 01:05:33,346
I drive by his tent on
the way to work every day.
1259
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:37,934
It's kind of cute. He's got his
dog out there and everything, but...
1260
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:41,479
Anyways, congrats on your
engagement. You're a lucky man.
1261
01:05:41,562 --> 01:05:44,815
I'd like to go over a couple of quick
scheduling changes that you've got.
1262
01:05:44,899 --> 01:05:46,192
Omaha on the 15th...
1263
01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:54,158
I made it. I made it.
1264
01:05:54,241 --> 01:05:56,702
So, sorry I'm late.
Have you guys seen Avery?
1265
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,496
Sorry I'm late.
Have you seen...?
1266
01:05:58,579 --> 01:06:01,123
Those snacks look
good, but I can't have any.
1267
01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:04,210
I'm putting myself on a diet.
Have you guys seen Avery at all?
1268
01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:06,963
Avery's parents.
Really nice to meet you.
1269
01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:08,047
Meet us?
- Again.
1270
01:06:08,130 --> 01:06:11,300
Nice to... It's good to see you.
Honestly, it's good to see you.
1271
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:14,053
Cousin Shannon.
Wow, you do look like Garth.
1272
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:15,304
I could tell.
1273
01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:16,889
Thank you.
1274
01:06:18,432 --> 01:06:20,518
Wow. Okay.
1275
01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:26,273
Well, now that I have your attention,
if anyone has seen my beautiful fianc�e,
1276
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:31,237
please let her know that her
presence is requested at the piano,
1277
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,239
where I would
like to kick things off
1278
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,117
with a song that I played for
Avery on the night we first met.
1279
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,952
Ohhh.
1280
01:06:38,035 --> 01:06:39,704
I used to do this for a living.
1281
01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:46,210
# Well
1282
01:06:46,293 --> 01:06:47,920
# Well, you make
me wanna shout
1283
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,755
# Shout
1284
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:54,093
That's not how the song
goes at all, so let's try that again.
1285
01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:56,303
Is the piano out of tune? Something...
1286
01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:59,265
All right. A-one
more time! Hit it!
1287
01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:02,685
# Well
1288
01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:04,186
# You know you
make me wanna...
1289
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:05,980
# You know
1290
01:07:06,063 --> 01:07:07,148
# You know you...
1291
01:07:07,231 --> 01:07:09,150
I, uh, must be rusty.
1292
01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:11,610
But, you know,
the jet lag is kicking in.
1293
01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:16,240
As soon as Avery joins the duet,
I feel that I will have my groove back.
1294
01:07:16,323 --> 01:07:18,451
Has anyone seen
Avery, by the way?
1295
01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:20,286
Hey, dude.
1296
01:07:21,078 --> 01:07:23,080
That was beautiful.
- Thank you.
1297
01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:24,884
I don't believe when
you say that. - Good.
1298
01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:27,418
Been a while since I've played.
Have you seen Avery anywhere?
1299
01:07:27,501 --> 01:07:28,627
She's with Ethan.
1300
01:07:29,336 --> 01:07:30,504
What?
1301
01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:33,340
Holy shit. What
happened to him?
1302
01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:36,385
We think it might have been
the taquitos. Right, Ethan?
1303
01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:38,804
So what happened?
1304
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:42,141
Did your flight get
delayed, or did you hit traffic?
1305
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:44,977
I am so sorry. I truly
tried to get here as fast as...
1306
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,854
Okay, why is
he here exactly?
1307
01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:48,939
I'm-I'm leaving anyway.
1308
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:52,568
Um, don't eat the
taquitos or seven-layer dip.
1309
01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:55,696
Poor thing, wait. You wanna
lay down on our bed for a minute?
1310
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:58,407
I think he wants to
probably lay down in his own bed.
1311
01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:00,159
Here. Here you go, big guy.
1312
01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:02,495
We'll get you some fresh
air, some Pepto chewables.
1313
01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:04,747
I have 'em in the glove
compartment, so I'll take him.
1314
01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:08,042
Are you sure? But you just got here.
I'm sure everybody wants to say hi.
1315
01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:10,294
Maybe Carrie can take
him home. - It'll be quick.
1316
01:08:10,377 --> 01:08:12,713
So... you look so good,
by the way. - Thank you.
1317
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,966
Thanks.
- I love you so much.
1318
01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:26,852
Okay. Let's go
ahead and get you home.
1319
01:08:27,603 --> 01:08:28,813
Forever.
1320
01:08:33,734 --> 01:08:35,486
Please don't
puke in my back seat.
1321
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,117
Um...
1322
01:08:41,992 --> 01:08:43,494
Look, I'm sorry. I'm...
1323
01:08:43,577 --> 01:08:46,330
I mean, those
taquitos are a silent killer.
1324
01:08:46,413 --> 01:08:48,874
No. No, it
wasn't the taquitos.
1325
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,752
Was it the seven-layer dip?
- It was...
1326
01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:55,005
Look, I made it up.
Okay? - Oh, did you?
1327
01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:57,466
Because I'm a liar,
okay? I'm no good.
1328
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,176
I even stole a plate.
1329
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,345
What kind of
asshole steals a plate?
1330
01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:04,306
A beautiful plate. I've
never stolen anything in my life.
1331
01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:09,186
I don't know what's come over me.
I've just become this... terrible person.
1332
01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,771
You're too nice.
- No.
1333
01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:12,231
If that makes sense.
1334
01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:14,108
Like, I, you know...
sometimes I'm like,
1335
01:09:14,191 --> 01:09:17,695
"Ah, Ethan. I don't really like
Ethan, because he's such a nice guy."
1336
01:09:17,778 --> 01:09:19,238
No, I'm not. Okay?
1337
01:09:19,321 --> 01:09:22,116
I've been coveting thy
neighbor's wife in my mind.
1338
01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:24,952
Hey, not cool!
1339
01:09:25,035 --> 01:09:28,164
It isn't cool, and I would
recommend that you stop doing that.
1340
01:09:29,456 --> 01:09:31,625
I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna tell you,
1341
01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:36,005
I might have told Avery
that I'm in love with her.
1342
01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:37,089
What? Oh!
1343
01:09:38,632 --> 01:09:40,352
Did you catch your nose?
1344
01:09:40,384 --> 01:09:42,636
Did you break your
nose? Is your face okay?
1345
01:09:43,387 --> 01:09:44,680
Look, I...
1346
01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:46,515
I deserved that.
1347
01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:48,309
Okay? I'm...
1348
01:09:48,392 --> 01:09:49,894
I'm sorry. I...
1349
01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:55,149
I know I have... I have no
right to say these things. I just...
1350
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,735
Ever since I met
her, I've felt like...
1351
01:09:58,235 --> 01:10:00,321
you know, it should
have been Avery and me,
1352
01:10:00,404 --> 01:10:03,073
and if I didn't tell her,
she would never know.
1353
01:10:03,657 --> 01:10:04,657
I'm sorry.
1354
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:11,290
What did she say
when you told her?
1355
01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:14,043
She said she wished
things were different.
1356
01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:21,759
Noah...
1357
01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:24,261
do you mind if
I just have a quick...
1358
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:28,057
Just like a...
just a quick nap?
1359
01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:30,976
Just a...
1360
01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,151
Yeah.
1361
01:10:40,152 --> 01:10:41,445
Go ahead, buddy.
1362
01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:52,748
I'm gonna regret this.
1363
01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:56,627
There you are.
1364
01:10:57,336 --> 01:11:00,089
Avery texted you like ten
times. She went to bed worried.
1365
01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:02,758
Well, I've been
driving around all night,
1366
01:11:02,841 --> 01:11:05,427
thinking about how
I've ruined all of our lives.
1367
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:06,804
At least you kept it light.
1368
01:11:08,472 --> 01:11:10,266
Oh, are you okay?
1369
01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:16,647
Why doesn't Avery love me?
1370
01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:24,238
You've known this
whole time, haven't you?
1371
01:11:27,491 --> 01:11:29,201
Why didn't
you say anything?
1372
01:11:30,202 --> 01:11:31,704
Um...
1373
01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:39,169
Noah, I know
she cares about you.
1374
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:41,463
Deeply.
1375
01:11:42,756 --> 01:11:44,591
But, no, it's...
1376
01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:46,677
it's not love.
1377
01:11:49,179 --> 01:11:53,517
And she'll probably do...
whatever she has to do to make it work.
1378
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:57,271
I just think she
doesn't want to f... fail.
1379
01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:02,401
Hey, it's not you.
You're a good guy.
1380
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,446
Sometimes relationships are about...
1381
01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:08,198
intangible things.
1382
01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:11,827
Oh, yeah.
1383
01:12:13,662 --> 01:12:15,748
Yep. You've said that before.
1384
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,334
I have?
1385
01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:23,881
Kinda.
1386
01:12:25,632 --> 01:12:27,217
I like it when we talk.
1387
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:30,012
I like it when we talk.
1388
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,101
But you're right.
1389
01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:38,103
Avery deserves to be happy.
1390
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,021
Yeah.
1391
01:12:39,104 --> 01:12:42,316
And she should
be with the right guy,
1392
01:12:42,399 --> 01:12:44,318
even though that
right guy isn't me.
1393
01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:48,864
So I have to fix it.
I have to go back in time and fix it.
1394
01:12:48,947 --> 01:12:49,990
What? What?
1395
01:12:50,824 --> 01:12:51,885
Where you going?
1396
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:52,993
To play Cupid.
1397
01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:54,536
What?
1398
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:56,121
Okay.
1399
01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:57,706
Weird life, Noah.
1400
01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,497
# I'm sexy and I know it
1401
01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:04,671
Now...
- Where's the emergency?
1402
01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:06,590
It just looks like
a party. - Yeah.
1403
01:13:06,673 --> 01:13:08,884
It's a... It's a
party emergency.
1404
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:11,571
Look, I know we just met.
- Technically, we didn't meet.
1405
01:13:11,595 --> 01:13:13,931
You came banging on my door,
screaming you needed my help.
1406
01:13:14,014 --> 01:13:17,393
I do need your help, because tonight
is the first night of the rest of your life.
1407
01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:18,811
What?
1408
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,105
Honestly, thank you for coming.
1409
01:13:21,188 --> 01:13:23,232
This is gonna be great.
- What? Wait.
1410
01:13:23,315 --> 01:13:25,734
You stay right here, and
you're gonna save the day.
1411
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:27,820
Okay? Easy. I'll be back.
- What do you mean?
1412
01:13:27,903 --> 01:13:28,904
Okay?
1413
01:13:28,987 --> 01:13:31,281
Whoo!
- Hey, watch it, buddy!
1414
01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:34,326
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
1415
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,995
Hulk smash!
- Oh, my God.
1416
01:13:38,455 --> 01:13:39,665
Hi.
- Hi.
1417
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,709
Uh, wow, uh...
1418
01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:45,462
Great costume. - Yeah,
it's from A League of Their Own.
1419
01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,215
I actually haven't
seen the movie.
1420
01:13:48,298 --> 01:13:50,217
Yeah, I haven't seen it either.
1421
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:53,887
I needed a last-minute costume,
and my friend Carrie had it laying around.
1422
01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:55,651
Did you say it
wasn't your favorite movie?
1423
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,392
Who are you?
- This is Norm. He brought me here.
1424
01:13:58,475 --> 01:14:00,561
Do you guys want
a drink? - No, it's Noah.
1425
01:14:00,644 --> 01:14:02,688
And I think you
guys should talk.
1426
01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:06,150
Honestly. 'Cause
there is a connection here.
1427
01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:09,445
I'm gonna mingle. I love
this song. I love this party. So...
1428
01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:11,488
Whoo!
1429
01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:14,616
I'll get my own drink. You should
really see A League of Their Own.
1430
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,660
I'm disappointed that
you haven't. All right.
1431
01:14:16,743 --> 01:14:18,579
Thanks, Noah.
1432
01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:23,083
How long have you known
each other? - Uh, like eight minutes.
1433
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:24,334
What?
1434
01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:27,087
# Ooh, you got it
- # Watch me
1435
01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:28,297
# You got that good
1436
01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:30,340
# Give it to me, give it
to me, hit me right now
1437
01:14:30,424 --> 01:14:32,344
# Give it to me, give it
to me, hit me right now
1438
01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:36,763
So let me guess.
You are a Dunkin' Donut?
1439
01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:39,099
Two bucks for
you, sir. - Mmm.
1440
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:42,394
Not one person at this party
has gotten that. You're good.
1441
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:43,770
Thank you.
- You're Cupid.
1442
01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:45,272
Oh, good one.
- Mm-hmm.
1443
01:14:45,355 --> 01:14:46,190
Cheesy.
1444
01:14:46,273 --> 01:14:48,358
Well, at least
I'm not that guy.
1445
01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:51,612
All right, I can guarantee this is
gonna be gross, and you get it first.
1446
01:14:53,989 --> 01:14:54,990
Hey, I'm Noah.
1447
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,035
Carrie. Nice to meet you.
1448
01:15:01,622 --> 01:15:05,459
Do you wanna
do shots? - Uh... yeah.
1449
01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:07,920
Uh... okay. Let's go.
1450
01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:09,213
Come on.
1451
01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:12,883
Comin' in.
1452
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:15,344
Here you go. One
for you, one for me.
1453
01:15:15,427 --> 01:15:17,429
Aw! So cute.
1454
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,515
Thank you. - Scored
us the whole bottle.
1455
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:22,976
What made you come
up to me? - I don't know.
1456
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,479
I thought that
you had a familiar face.
1457
01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,065
I'm wearing goggles.
You can't even see me.
1458
01:15:28,148 --> 01:15:29,733
I love this song.
1459
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:31,818
You wanna dance?
1460
01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:33,987
Uh... yeah.
1461
01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:35,739
You think you
can handle all this?
1462
01:15:35,822 --> 01:15:38,408
You think you can handle all of this?
- I can't.
1463
01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:39,844
# Tonight's gonna be a wild night
1464
01:15:39,868 --> 01:15:41,179
# It'll be the highlight
moment of our life
1465
01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:42,621
It's a dance-off.
1466
01:15:42,704 --> 01:15:43,765
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
1467
01:15:43,789 --> 01:15:45,499
# It's okay to dance
Till the light's out
1468
01:15:45,582 --> 01:15:47,292
# All my friends
To the top we climbing
1469
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:49,545
# Hands in the air,
everybody ready
1470
01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:54,675
# One wild night
1471
01:15:54,758 --> 01:15:58,512
# We're so excited
1472
01:15:58,595 --> 01:16:02,391
# We're all united
1473
01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:06,270
# It's how we like it
1474
01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:08,313
# One wild night
- # One wild night
1475
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:12,276
# One wild night
1476
01:16:13,860 --> 01:16:15,821
# One wild night
- # One wild night
1477
01:16:15,904 --> 01:16:16,905
Sorry.
1478
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:19,825
Sorry.
1479
01:16:24,329 --> 01:16:26,832
Looks like this party's dead.
You wanna go somewhere else?
1480
01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:30,252
Yeah. I think I know a place.
1481
01:16:31,169 --> 01:16:33,422
Let's go get Ethan
and Avery. Should we?
1482
01:16:33,505 --> 01:16:35,424
Let's do it.
- Let's do it!
1483
01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:47,769
It's so bright.
1484
01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:48,853
It is.
1485
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:57,696
I mean, of course
they'd be naturals at that.
1486
01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,616
They look good together.
1487
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:01,700
They do.
1488
01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:02,909
Cute.
1489
01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,328
That's their first kiss.
1490
01:17:14,379 --> 01:17:15,797
You play piano.
1491
01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:18,675
I got honorable
mention in a talent show once.
1492
01:17:18,759 --> 01:17:19,926
Oh, really?
1493
01:17:20,552 --> 01:17:22,554
And you play Oscar Peterson.
1494
01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:25,641
Well, you don't
play OP. OP plays you.
1495
01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:27,643
That is true.
That is true.
1496
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:35,192
All right.
Not bad for Cupid.
1497
01:17:38,403 --> 01:17:40,405
So did Avery get
you into him or...?
1498
01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:43,867
Avery's music knowledge
is 100 percent stolen from me.
1499
01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:47,371
If it were up to Avery, she'd be
listening to Jonas Brothers or Linkin Park.
1500
01:17:49,247 --> 01:17:51,541
Peruse at your own will,
if you want to get schooled.
1501
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:52,876
Okay.
1502
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:54,461
This is your
playlist? - Mm-hmm.
1503
01:17:54,544 --> 01:17:56,546
There are some
deep cuts in here.
1504
01:17:58,131 --> 01:17:59,216
So you...
1505
01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:01,343
You're the
one that likes jazz.
1506
01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:03,095
Yes.
1507
01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:07,307
And you like
A League of Their Own.
1508
01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:09,601
I hand-made her costume.
1509
01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:14,898
So the foosball table in your
living room is yours, not Avery's.
1510
01:18:14,981 --> 01:18:17,275
How'd you know I had a
foosball table in my living room?
1511
01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:21,279
Avery.
1512
01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:23,323
She told me earlier.
1513
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:24,783
Candid.
1514
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,747
Right. Um, I'm
probably cross-eyed.
1515
01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:32,624
Hmm.
- No?
1516
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:35,168
That's what I look
like in my prom photo.
1517
01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:37,212
Oh.
- I know.
1518
01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:39,506
Oh, my God!
That is horrible!
1519
01:18:39,589 --> 01:18:41,675
You were actually
worse than that. You were this.
1520
01:18:41,758 --> 01:18:43,677
Wait. Cross-eyed
and droopy. Huh?
1521
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:44,803
Oh.
1522
01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:48,849
I... I think you look good.
1523
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:53,562
I'm really glad
I came out tonight.
1524
01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:55,355
Yeah, me too.
1525
01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:57,733
I almost didn't.
1526
01:18:57,816 --> 01:18:59,067
Why?
1527
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:02,696
Ah, I'm going through
this, like, really weird breakup.
1528
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:07,117
I knew he'd be at the party, and
I wasn't sure how I'd feel about him.
1529
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,455
You know, you either want to strangle
him, make out with him, cry in the bathroom.
1530
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,125
You... He was at the party?
1531
01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:16,209
Yeah.
1532
01:19:18,044 --> 01:19:20,881
Who was he?
Was he the AC/DC guy?
1533
01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:22,507
No. No. But...
1534
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,009
Was he Hulk smash?
1535
01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:26,762
No. I believe you
made fun of this guy though.
1536
01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:28,263
Jell-O Shot Doctor?
1537
01:19:28,346 --> 01:19:29,806
What?
1538
01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:31,725
I... I-I did not know that.
1539
01:19:32,225 --> 01:19:33,705
That's all right.
How would you know?
1540
01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:36,062
You ever keep spinning
around in the same relationship
1541
01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:37,826
over and over and
it's just going nowhere?
1542
01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:42,110
Yeah. Yeah, I've been
in that relationship before.
1543
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,823
Hey! Guys, come
take pictures with us!
1544
01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:48,408
Nah.
- Mmm, yeah.
1545
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:50,252
Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Let's do it. No, come on.
1546
01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:51,703
Yep.
- Be a team player.
1547
01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:54,122
You're wearing a jersey,
for Christ's sake. Come on.
1548
01:19:57,751 --> 01:19:59,044
Get in here.
- Come on.
1549
01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:00,447
Come on.
- Ready?
1550
01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:02,214
We're all very happy.
- Whoo!
1551
01:20:02,297 --> 01:20:04,174
Okay, now we're a little scared.
1552
01:20:04,257 --> 01:20:05,509
Now Carrie just vomited.
1553
01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:06,593
Ugh.
1554
01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:08,887
Now Carrie fell out of the...
1555
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,557
Now we hurt Noah.
- Sorry, sorry. Oh, no!
1556
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,326
Where the hell am I?
1557
01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:34,955
It's 6:45 a.m.
Rise and shine.
1558
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:42,337
Aaah! Whoo! On a scale of one
to titties, how epic was last night?
1559
01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:44,714
W... We're friends, right?
1560
01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:46,716
What are you talking
about? We're best friends.
1561
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:49,344
I mean, technically, you
did go home solo yet again,
1562
01:20:49,427 --> 01:20:51,888
but what's important is we
shared a kick-ass experience.
1563
01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:55,517
I brought home Haley,
the dietitian. Old soul.
1564
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,726
Hey, where's Avery?
1565
01:20:56,810 --> 01:20:58,937
Avery's probably with Ethan.
1566
01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:01,147
So they're dating?
- Yep. Engaged.
1567
01:21:01,231 --> 01:21:02,732
So, um...
1568
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:04,943
where's Carrie?
1569
01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:06,611
Her friend?
1570
01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:09,281
Uh, I don't know.
I haven't seen her in a few years.
1571
01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:11,645
You said she got back with
her ex and fell off your radar.
1572
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,100
What's with all
the questions, bro?
1573
01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:15,036
Jell-O Shot Doctor?
1574
01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:19,749
No, she says that they...
that-that she doesn't like him.
1575
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,835
So that can't...
- What's wrong with you?
1576
01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:24,004
What are you talking about?
1577
01:21:24,087 --> 01:21:25,714
I'm talking about
me and Carrie, Max.
1578
01:21:25,797 --> 01:21:27,549
I... I'm talking about fate.
1579
01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:29,759
Fate is a tricky lady.
1580
01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:32,220
When you try to figure her
out, you just get more confused.
1581
01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:36,057
All I know is the mistakes
I've made and the ladies I've laid
1582
01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:38,184
have made me
who I am today.
1583
01:21:38,268 --> 01:21:41,062
If I were to go back and relive
it differently, I wouldn't be me.
1584
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:42,147
And I like me.
1585
01:21:42,230 --> 01:21:44,524
I thought things were
supposed to happen for a reason.
1586
01:21:44,608 --> 01:21:46,151
That's what
strippers and idiots say.
1587
01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:49,779
Things happen
randomly for no reason at all.
1588
01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:51,489
But they create
opportunities, Noah.
1589
01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:54,534
And you learn from those
opportunities, even the missed ones.
1590
01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:57,746
The question is, can you
recognize that next opportunity
1591
01:21:57,829 --> 01:21:59,581
when it matters the most?
1592
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:03,919
I've been watching these
speeches online. Really inspirational.
1593
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:06,004
This kid, 15 years old.
1594
01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:08,131
Not a lot of subscribers, but...
1595
01:22:08,214 --> 01:22:09,633
Noah!
1596
01:22:09,716 --> 01:22:11,927
I made us breakfast, most
important meal of the day!
1597
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,050
Gotta go!
1598
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,025
Noah?
- Wow.
1599
01:22:27,108 --> 01:22:30,612
Hey, you just missed Avery
and Ethan. Everything okay?
1600
01:22:31,404 --> 01:22:33,406
Carrie, for the
past three years,
1601
01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:36,242
I've been pining over
what I thought was destiny,
1602
01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:40,705
but no matter what I would do,
Ethan would end up connecting with Avery,
1603
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:44,334
and I would always
seem to connect with you.
1604
01:22:44,417 --> 01:22:47,629
'Cause this whole time,
it was meant to be me and you.
1605
01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:50,089
Wasn't it?
1606
01:22:54,761 --> 01:22:56,930
What the hell are you doing?
- What do you mean?
1607
01:22:57,013 --> 01:22:58,890
Jesus!
- Okay, I thought...
1608
01:22:59,557 --> 01:23:01,977
I thought this was the
moment that... that... that...
1609
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:05,271
when our mutual feelings
would come together and...
1610
01:23:07,232 --> 01:23:08,358
blossom.
1611
01:23:08,441 --> 01:23:09,985
What are you talking about?
1612
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,696
We've barely hung out.
- That's not true, exactly.
1613
01:23:12,779 --> 01:23:15,198
A long time ago,
we met at that party.
1614
01:23:15,281 --> 01:23:18,618
We had a great time, I wound up
getting back together with my ex-boyfriend.
1615
01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:20,787
Yeah. Why did you do that?
1616
01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:23,623
What kind of question is that?
1617
01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:26,126
There's been times
when you've hated me,
1618
01:23:26,209 --> 01:23:28,753
and there's been times
when you've hit me with trees.
1619
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:31,047
And then there's been times
1620
01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:33,883
when... you've
been my only friend.
1621
01:23:34,926 --> 01:23:38,054
And there has to be one
moment over the past three years
1622
01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:39,639
where you thought about us.
1623
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:41,850
And you wondered.
1624
01:23:44,352 --> 01:23:45,854
Okay, maybe.
1625
01:23:45,937 --> 01:23:48,356
But... I don't know.
1626
01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:50,608
I'm getting ready for a date.
1627
01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:52,736
With who?
Jell-O shot guy?
1628
01:23:52,819 --> 01:23:55,363
His name is Phil.
- Phil is a stepdad name.
1629
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:56,656
You ready?
1630
01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:58,116
What's up, player? Phil.
1631
01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:01,161
Hey, Phil. Noah.
1632
01:24:01,244 --> 01:24:02,704
All right. Two minutes?
- Yes.
1633
01:24:02,787 --> 01:24:04,039
Cool.
1634
01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:09,878
Well, are you happy?
1635
01:24:14,257 --> 01:24:16,342
You know what?
We're late.
1636
01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:20,180
Where you going? Hmm?
Avery and Ethan's engagement party?
1637
01:24:20,263 --> 01:24:22,432
No, actually,
that was last night.
1638
01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:24,559
No, it's tonight.
It's supposed to be...
1639
01:24:25,685 --> 01:24:27,687
Oh, my God, of course.
1640
01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:31,691
I got Avery and Ethan
together one day earlier this time.
1641
01:24:31,775 --> 01:24:33,777
So... Shit!
1642
01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:35,195
Oh!
1643
01:24:35,278 --> 01:24:36,362
Goddamn time travel.
1644
01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:37,989
What?
1645
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,199
You were right.
1646
01:24:39,282 --> 01:24:42,368
Relationships are
about intangible things.
1647
01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:44,913
They're about moments.
1648
01:24:44,996 --> 01:24:48,458
The real moments and
who you share them with.
1649
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:51,920
And the realest moments that
I've had over the past three years
1650
01:24:52,003 --> 01:24:53,004
have been with you.
1651
01:24:54,672 --> 01:24:59,094
You know, I know you don't
understand, but I'm gonna fix this. Okay?
1652
01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:03,556
I'm sorry. I... Bye, Noah.
1653
01:25:10,313 --> 01:25:12,941
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
1654
01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:15,193
Well, hey, hey, yo.
1655
01:25:15,276 --> 01:25:16,778
Hey, Chad.
What's up? - Hey, Noah.
1656
01:25:16,861 --> 01:25:19,072
Where's the photo booth?
- Uh, what photo booth?
1657
01:25:19,155 --> 01:25:20,198
That one.
1658
01:25:21,032 --> 01:25:23,159
It's right there.
- No, the one with, like...
1659
01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:25,923
The mahogany, the wood and the...
- Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1660
01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:28,748
They got rid of it.
A while back, man.
1661
01:25:28,832 --> 01:25:29,833
What?
1662
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:32,252
Sorry?
- No.
1663
01:25:32,335 --> 01:25:33,711
That-That can't happen.
1664
01:25:33,795 --> 01:25:36,506
I... I don't know
what you're talking about.
1665
01:25:36,589 --> 01:25:37,507
I'm stuck here.
1666
01:25:37,590 --> 01:25:40,194
The girl I love is dating someone
else. Is that what you're saying?
1667
01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:42,679
Yeah. Story of my life.
1668
01:25:42,762 --> 01:25:46,099
No, it's not the story of your life,
because you're not a time traveler, Chad!
1669
01:25:49,185 --> 01:25:50,270
Can I get a drink?
1670
01:25:50,353 --> 01:25:53,231
Classic Noah.
1671
01:25:53,314 --> 01:25:55,441
Welcome to Boogie Booth.
1672
01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:58,069
Three, two, one.
1673
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:00,780
Get ready.
1674
01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:03,408
Three, two, one.
1675
01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:05,618
You're doing great.
1676
01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:08,413
We're almost done.
- Hey.
1677
01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:11,166
What are you doing in here?
1678
01:26:11,249 --> 01:26:16,588
Obviously, I am taking
a personal photo collage
1679
01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:17,839
of hopelessness.
1680
01:26:17,922 --> 01:26:19,674
Okay.
1681
01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:22,236
What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?
1682
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:23,928
We came to see you play.
1683
01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:26,848
And you didn't show up to our
party last night, so we were worried.
1684
01:26:26,931 --> 01:26:28,516
Hey, buddy. Yikes.
1685
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,351
You need a
water? I got you.
1686
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:31,978
No. Give me...
- Thanks, honey.
1687
01:26:34,689 --> 01:26:35,899
Come on.
1688
01:26:36,774 --> 01:26:38,494
What are you
doing taking photos
1689
01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:40,028
in a piece of junk like this?
1690
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:42,989
Well, it's the only
one they have, so...
1691
01:26:43,072 --> 01:26:45,617
Your photo booth at
home takes way better photos.
1692
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:46,743
What?
1693
01:26:46,826 --> 01:26:48,036
Something happen to it?
1694
01:26:48,620 --> 01:26:51,539
Oh, my God. Do you have any idea
what I went through to get that thing?
1695
01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:55,543
You got me the
photo booth? - Yeah.
1696
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,422
Why?
- Because we're friends.
1697
01:27:02,717 --> 01:27:04,302
Oh, my God.
1698
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,512
It...
1699
01:27:06,596 --> 01:27:09,432
It makes perfect
sense. I need you.
1700
01:27:09,515 --> 01:27:10,600
What?
1701
01:27:10,683 --> 01:27:13,353
I need you in
order to meet Carrie.
1702
01:27:13,436 --> 01:27:15,855
I was supposed to meet
you at the Halloween party,
1703
01:27:15,939 --> 01:27:18,000
and everything else was
supposed to happen after that.
1704
01:27:18,024 --> 01:27:20,276
Here. Got you a ginger ale.
1705
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:22,570
Oh, you really are perfect.
1706
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,740
You guys are
perfect together.
1707
01:27:25,823 --> 01:27:28,034
I gotta go back
and I have to do everything
1708
01:27:28,117 --> 01:27:30,828
exactly how I did it the first
time, and not change a thing.
1709
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:33,665
Because everything
does happen for a reason. Right?
1710
01:27:33,748 --> 01:27:36,042
Or maybe it doesn't.
Or maybe Max was right.
1711
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,169
Or maybe I'm just
a stripper. - What?
1712
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:40,255
I love you. I'll see you
at the engagement party.
1713
01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:44,425
Oh, my God.
1714
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:48,179
He knows it was last night, right?
- I don't think so. He's very drunk.
1715
01:27:54,519 --> 01:27:55,895
Oh!
1716
01:27:55,979 --> 01:27:58,481
Oh, my God.
1717
01:27:58,564 --> 01:28:00,441
You look so good in here!
1718
01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:15,498
One last time.
1719
01:28:28,469 --> 01:28:30,555
Whoo! Hulk smash!
- Jesus.
1720
01:28:30,638 --> 01:28:31,638
Are you okay?
1721
01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:40,606
d Ooh d
1722
01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:43,318
It's the sound of history.
1723
01:28:45,069 --> 01:28:47,322
Wow. You really like Cookie Crisp.
1724
01:28:47,405 --> 01:28:49,949
I love it.
You should get more.
1725
01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:53,202
Tomorrow. At 1:00 or whenever.
1726
01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:57,165
And don't go to the store right
down the street. Go to the one on Third.
1727
01:28:57,248 --> 01:28:59,459
Wow, that's very
specific. Thank you.
1728
01:28:59,959 --> 01:29:03,087
Oh, my God, it is so nice
to have a good guy friend.
1729
01:29:03,671 --> 01:29:04,671
It is.
1730
01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:09,260
Bye.
- Bye.
1731
01:29:12,764 --> 01:29:14,515
Hey.
- Hey.
1732
01:29:20,938 --> 01:29:22,690
Cheers!
- Cheers.
1733
01:29:24,692 --> 01:29:25,693
Cheers.
1734
01:29:27,945 --> 01:29:29,905
Thank you. You too.
- Thank you.
1735
01:29:30,823 --> 01:29:33,493
Hi. Oh, my God.
How are you?
1736
01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,414
Candid.
1737
01:29:38,915 --> 01:29:41,667
Oh, Noah. Hey, I
haven't seen you in forever.
1738
01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:46,923
It's been a while, huh?
I've been, um... been traveling a lot.
1739
01:29:47,006 --> 01:29:48,007
Yeah?
1740
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:49,842
Yeah.
- Cool.
1741
01:29:49,926 --> 01:29:52,011
You, uh... You look good.
1742
01:29:52,595 --> 01:29:54,097
Oh. Thank you.
1743
01:29:55,014 --> 01:29:56,015
You look good.
1744
01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:57,642
Thanks.
1745
01:29:57,725 --> 01:30:01,145
So, do you believe all that?
1746
01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:02,647
Believe what?
1747
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:04,440
All that stuff about them
1748
01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:07,068
finding each other and
falling in love all in one night.
1749
01:30:07,151 --> 01:30:08,653
I don't know.
1750
01:30:09,612 --> 01:30:12,198
I mean, normally
I'd call bullshit, but...
1751
01:30:13,282 --> 01:30:15,368
some things are meant to be.
1752
01:30:17,286 --> 01:30:18,496
Yeah.
1753
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:25,086
You know, I know
you probably have like a...
1754
01:30:25,169 --> 01:30:27,421
a photo shoot or
something cool tomorrow.
1755
01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:30,842
But did you wanna go
get a drink or something?
1756
01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:32,135
Oh, you wanna ditch?
1757
01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:35,429
Yep, I wanna just leave
and not say goodbye to anyone.
1758
01:30:35,513 --> 01:30:37,515
Just disappear. Vanish.
1759
01:30:38,141 --> 01:30:40,601
I'm catching a vibe
that you also want to do that.
1760
01:30:41,185 --> 01:30:43,146
Are we shits
for leaving early?
1761
01:30:43,229 --> 01:30:45,064
Uh... Mmm.
1762
01:30:48,067 --> 01:30:50,945
Nah. They don't
need us anymore.
1763
01:30:52,989 --> 01:30:55,241
You like jazz?
- No.
1764
01:30:55,741 --> 01:30:58,119
I'm kidding. I am jazz.
1765
01:30:59,287 --> 01:31:01,706
Well, then come on. Let's go.
- Yeah?
1766
01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:03,916
Candid.
1767
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,002
No, that's mine.
That's my thing.
1768
01:31:06,085 --> 01:31:08,171
Seems like it's my thing
now, I'm holding the camera.
1769
01:31:08,254 --> 01:31:10,047
No, that...
- Candid.
1770
01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:12,383
Okay. I've done
that already. We're good.
1771
01:31:12,466 --> 01:31:16,888
# You make
me want you, babe
1772
01:31:18,014 --> 01:31:20,141
# Hey
- # Hey, little girl, set my soul on fire
1773
01:31:20,224 --> 01:31:22,602
# You're the
gasoline, my one desire
1774
01:31:22,685 --> 01:31:27,607
# You make it worth the chase
1775
01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:30,902
# I will follow you
1776
01:31:30,985 --> 01:31:34,906
# To the end of the world
1777
01:31:34,989 --> 01:31:37,742
# With you
1778
01:31:37,825 --> 01:31:40,870
# I will follow you
1779
01:31:40,953 --> 01:31:44,916
# To the end of the world
1780
01:31:44,999 --> 01:31:46,709
# With you
1781
01:31:46,792 --> 01:31:47,835
# Jump off the edge
1782
01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:51,631
# Hey
1783
01:31:51,714 --> 01:31:52,715
# Jump off the edge
1784
01:31:58,012 --> 01:32:02,350
# You caught my eye
Pretended to look away
1785
01:32:02,433 --> 01:32:07,897
# I made up an excuse
'Cause I needed something to say
1786
01:32:09,941 --> 01:32:12,026
# Hey, little girl
With the crooked smile
1787
01:32:12,109 --> 01:32:14,695
# You got a love so
warm make a heart run wild
1788
01:32:14,779 --> 01:32:17,865
# You make me wanna stay
1789
01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:22,078
# Hey
- # Hey, little girl, set my soul on fire
1790
01:32:22,161 --> 01:32:24,455
# You're the gasoline, my one desire
1791
01:32:24,538 --> 01:32:28,209
# You make it worth the chase
1792
01:32:29,835 --> 01:32:32,964
# I will follow you
1793
01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:36,884
# To the end of the world
1794
01:32:36,968 --> 01:32:39,136
# With you
1795
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:42,682
# I will follow you
1796
01:32:42,765 --> 01:32:46,769
# To the end of the world
1797
01:32:46,852 --> 01:32:48,604
# With you
1798
01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:52,817
# Jump off the edge
1799
01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:54,568
# Hey
1800
01:32:58,447 --> 01:33:02,535
# Jump off the edge
1801
01:33:02,618 --> 01:33:03,786
# Hey
1802
01:33:05,456 --> 01:33:09,501
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