Original subtitles

我再問你一次 I'll ask you one more time

這些人呢 What happened to these people?

鏡子後面是不是有人啊 Is someone watching through the one-way mirror?

我看了很多電影都是這樣演的 I know how this works from the movies

我們還有多少時間啊 How much longer can we keep him?

他沒有拒絕夜間偵訊 He hasn't refused to be questioned at night

所以我們至少可以 再合法拘留他十一個小時 We can hold him for 11 more hours

他的律師有抗議嗎 Does his lawyer object?

他沒有律師 He doesn't have one,

也沒有要求 and hasn't requested one

能不能趕快查出他是誰 Can we find out who he is A.S.A.P.?

他的個人資料正在連線比對追查中 We're checking his identification now

你知道我為什麼不請律師嗎 Know why I don't want a lawyer?

那是你的合法權利 You still have the right to one

要不要請律師 Whether you request one or not,

我管不著 that's your decision

長官 Officer,

你大大小小奇奇怪怪的案子看得多 you must have witnessed many strange cases

你應該知道 I think you'll find that...

接下來我要說這個故事 the story I'm about to tell you...

有多麼的 is truly...

不可思議 out of your imagination!

安靜 Quiet!

大家安靜 Everyone, quiet!

聽律師怎麼講 Hear out the lawyer

那是誰 Who's he?

那個遠房親戚不理他 A distant relative. Ignore him

律師 Lawyer?!

來 說清楚嘛 C'mon, spit it out!

第一個搬進來的 The first tenants to move in...

是剛剛離婚的王先生跟他女兒 were the just divorced Wang and his daughter

妹妹幾年級啦 Little girl, how old are you?

四年級 Fourth grade!

我對王先生看王小妹的眼神 I was immediately intrigued by...

感到無比好奇 the way he looked at his daughter

王先生 就是他 Mr. Wang? That's him, right?

為了表現對愛與人權的尊重 To show my respect for LGBT rights,

我決定讓郭力令狐搬進來 I let Guo Li and Linghu move in together

年輕人都是廢物 Young people are worthless

柏彥 Boyan, right here,

極品中的極品 is an extreme example

超級大廢物 He is human waste

而且每天 All daylong...

夢想練成超能力 he dreams of possessing superpowers!

重點是信念 The important thing is to believe

人類的精神力遠遠超過你的想像 Our spiritual power is limitless

哇 Wow!

你有沒有看到 Did you see that?

我成功了 I did it!

誰看到陳小姐 Whoever desires Miss Chen,

都想住在她的隔壁 dreams of being her neighbor

幹不到至少能聽得到 Listening in is the second best thing to fucking her!

而我還看得到 And I even get to see the fun!

我會幫妳加薪的 You deserve a raise!

別搞錯了 Don't misunderstand me

陳小姐不是妓女 Miss Chen is no prostitute

她是一個普通的上班女郎 She's just another ordinary office worker

只是比一般的女人更會利用她的身體 She just knows how to use her body better than most

這個老張剛剛離婚 This is Mr. Chang, freshly divorced

不知道被他前妻壓榨到什麼程度 I can't imagine how his ex-wife exploited him

一張臉窮途末路 倒楣透頂 He's so haggard and drained

老張是體育老師 Chang is a high school gym teacher

還喜歡喝過期的牛奶 He guzzles milk past its expired date

真搞不懂有什麼毛病 I don't get what's up with him!

到了晚上 At night,

我和老張都有共同嗜好 we share the same hobby

隱私嘛 又不像鈔票 Privacy isn't like money

偷了一點就少了一點 When you steal it, they don't even know

只要被偷窺的人沒有發現 As long as they don't find out,

就不會有痛苦 they won't feel a thing

這就是世界上最無私的分享 It's truly the most unselfish thing to share!

哇靠 -就是這樣 Wow! -Just like that!

我喜歡 I like it!

我喜歡 I like it!

這個女人住在我樓下 This woman also lives downstairs,

好像根本沒有住在我這裡 but it's like she never really moved in

她的房間裡面到處都是行李箱 Her room is full of suitcases,

可是從來沒有看過 她從裡面拿出什麼東西 but I never see her remove anything from them

我時時刻刻可以看見她 I can watch her 24-7,

但完全看不懂她 but I still can't work her out

這裡沒有她的照片 We don't have her photo

你說 那個叫穎如的女人 This woman you call Yingru...

長什麼樣子 What does she look like?

這種女人 Such a woman is...

當然是 by her nature...

難以形容 hard to describe

每個房客生活都很規律 My tenants lead disciplined lives

也有跡可循 Each has their own routine

只有穎如 Except Yingru

生活一片空白 She is a blank sheet of paper

究竟她是什麼人 What on earth makes her tick?

我決定 查個清楚 I decided to find out

這裡是報案中心 請問 Police hotline, how can we be of service?

喂 Hello?

免啦我不餓 No, I'm not hungry

宵夜不用訂我的 No food for now!

結果咧 And then?

我當然沒有報警 I decided not to report it

要不然 If I had,

怎麼會有那麼好聽的故事說給你聽 I wouldn't have such an incredible story for you

房東先生 Mr. Landlord

妳叫穎如 Miss Yingru, right?

找我有事嗎 May I help you?

可以跟你借打火機嗎 May I borrow a lighter?

打火機 我不抽煙 A lighter? I don't smoke

可是這個東西找一下就應該有 But I guess there must be one here

等我一下 One moment

火柴可以嗎 Will matches do?

可以 Of course!

點火幹嘛 What do you need matches for?

是不是我這邊住得不舒服 If you don't like this place,

想把我這邊燒掉 you don't have to burn it down

穎如小姐 Miss Yingru?

妳是做什麼的 What do you do?

好像沒有看過妳上班 I've never seen you go to work

我沒有遲繳過房租吧 I've never been late with my rent, have I?

我不是這個意思 That's not what I meant

那房東先生呢 And you?

平常除了收房租 Besides collecting our rent,

還有做其它工作嗎 do you have another job?

工作 Job?

像我這種廢物 哪有什麼工作啊 How can a useless guy like me get a job?

要不是你們搬進來 If I didn't have you tenants,

我的人生真的一點都沒有變化 I'd have nothing to do

你有沒有想過你的人生已經到了盡頭 Have you ever considered yourself deadlocked?

到了盡頭 Deadlocked?

我的人生是無聊 Although my life is boring,

但是日子還是要這樣過下去吧 I have to go on, right?

盡頭不是指死亡 Being deadlocked doesn't mean that you're dead

也不是說不能舒舒服服把日子過下去 Or that you can't live a comfortable life

盡頭是沒有變化 Deadlocked means there's no possibility of change

周而復始的 A life full of routine,

過著沒有可能性的人生 with no potential

一個人的人生 如果跟其他大部分的人一樣 If one's life is just like other people's,

那就是一種周而復始 it's redundant

其實每個人都有機會 鑿開盡頭後的海闊天空 Everyone can break the deadlock and enjoy freedom

只是不敢鑿 不想鑿 But people daren't break free, or don't want to

所以卡在盡頭裡 They become stuck

為什麼卡住 Why do they stay stuck?

每個人都害怕自己跟別人不一樣 Everyone is afraid of standing out from the crowd

所以卡在盡頭前一動也不動 Frozen like rabbits caught in the headlights

如果妳剛剛說的是真的話 If everything you say is true,

妳憑什麼例外 why are you the exception?

我會鑿開它 I'm going to break free!

哇 又是肉 All the dishes are meaty!

來 乾杯 乾杯 Everyone! Cheers!

乾杯 Cheers!

有緣住在一個屋簷下 Fate has brought us together

來 來 Come on!

謝謝房東叔叔 Thank you, Mr. Landlord

不用客氣 還有很多 Eat up! There's plenty more

好多肉喔 太豐盛了 So much meat, such a rich meal!

真的 都是肉耶 It's really all meat!

這看起來好好吃喔 It looks delicious!

還帶骨帶血的 你看 Look, fresh meat

好吃耶 Delicious!

好吃耶 Delicious!

今天這個湯煮得啊 Such a good soup!

真是好喝 鮮味十足喔 The meat broth tastes so nice!

你最近血壓跟血糖都那麼高 Your blood pressure and sugar level are high

湯那麼鹹 不要喝湯 The soup's too salty. Don't touch it!

肉也不要吃那麼多 Don't eat too much meat either

多吃一點菜 Eat more veggies!

你這個人喔 You...

那這塊肉你要給誰吃 Then who will eat this piece of meat?

那肉給我吃好了 Give it to me!

像這樣湊在一起吃飯 It's such a rare treat...

是很難得啦 that we're eating together

大家住在一起也是緣份嘛 Fate has truly brought us together

對 Yes!

能跟像陳小姐一樣 And to live with Miss Chen!

這麼漂亮 美麗 有魅力 A beautiful, wonderful, charming,

優秀的女人住在一起 excellent woman

這個緣份 更好 How lucky we are!

來 妳運動量大 You exercise a lot,

多吃一點 so you should eat more!

我哪有啊 Nonsense!

我整天關辦公室的 I work hard at the office all day

哪有你體育老師運動量大 How can I be more energetic than a gym teacher?

我下班比較晚 I often can't get off work 'til late

謝謝妳 Thank you...

常常讓妹妹到妳房間寫功課 for letting my daughter do her homework in your room

沒關係 我喜歡妹妹啊 No problem! I adore your little girl

爸爸 Daddy!

那等一下我吃完飯 Can I go to Auntie Chen's...

我可以去阿姨房間玩嗎 after dinner?

可以 Of course!

要跟阿姨說什麼 What should you say to Auntie?

謝謝阿姨 Thank you, Auntie!

趕快吃 Hurry up and finish dinner

妹妹要孝順爸爸喔 Sweetheart, look after your daddy when you grow up

爸爸養妳真的很辛苦 It's challenging for him to watch you grow

你以後當了兵 During your military service,

摺棉被會比現在更難 you'll fold your blankets like this

那我去當兵 While I'm away,

你會不會想我 will you miss me?

我絕對不會讓你去當兵 I won't let them take you away from me

我會把你死當的 I'll have you fail your class,

這樣子你就可以多陪我幾年 so you can stay with me forever

再說一次 Say it again!

你又怎麼了 What's wrong?

你該回家了 You should go home

老婆小孩都在等你呢 Your wife and kid are waiting for you

你吃醋啊 Are you jealous?

吃什麼醋啊 What's to be jealous of?

我決定 I made a decision

決定什麼 What decision?

決定打開所有人的 To break the deadlock in everyone's life!

人生盡頭

春藥耶 Aphrodisiac!?

春藥都來了 Here we are!

安眠藥 春藥 Sleeping pills and an aphrodisiac

這所謂的春藥呢 The so-called "aphrodisiac"

就是強力賀爾蒙雄性激素 It's actually a powerful pheromone

專門用在那些動物身上 Basically, it's the testosterone...

讓牠們發情交配用的 used for animal breeding

那些養豬的最喜歡跟我買 Pig farmers are regular customers

用在人身上呢 What about human consumption?

會金秋喔 It makes you really horny!

下次一起算啊 We'll settle the bill next time

爸爸 Daddy!

為什麼阿姨每天晚上都哭得這麼可憐 Why does Auntie Chen cry out every night?

那不是哭 She's not crying!

那是什麼 Then what's she doing?

她牙齒痛 She has a toothache!

妳寫功課 Focus on your homework

喔 OK...

剛到啦 I'm home already!

沒有 No!

就是啊 It's all good!

好 Fine

太好了 Yessiree!

特異功能開發術 The Art of Teleportation

我成功了 I did it!

對 Yes!

就是這樣 That's it!

你是一個什麼樣的人 You are just being the human...

就是一個什麼樣的人 that your nature demands

這個世界是由那些乖寶寶統治的 Our world is ruled by the bourgeoisie

喜歡強迫大家都一起當乖寶寶 We obey their bourgeois rules

所以 表面服從就好了 Well, at least we pretend to

不然的話 Otherwise this world...

這個世界不是變得太無聊了嗎 would be such a boring place, wouldn't it?

爸爸 Daddy!

為什麼你一直不轉過來 Why won't you turn around?

爸爸自己洗就好了 Daddy better bathe himself today

深呼吸幹嘛 Breathing deeply won't help

裝什麼裝 Why are you still pretending?

你是在表演給你自己良心看吧 Don't listen so hard to your conscience

早晚都要動手的 Your nature will win eventually!

你還有沒有一點人性啊 Don't you have any human decency?!

沒有人性 Human decency?

長官 Officer,

我就是太有人性 I'm more human than you know

瞬間移動時會消耗巨大的能量 Teleportation consumes excessive energy...

以至於造成昏迷 so one may slip into unconsciousness...

一個人整天莫名其妙 If a person somehow...

在那邊練瞬間移動 "teleported" himself somewhere,

他自己不會拿錄影機把它拍下來 wouldn't he record it on camera?

我不信欸 I don't believe it!

他就是這樣 That's exactly what he did!

不好意思 Excuse me!

上次的火柴應該還剩下幾根吧 There must be some matches left over?

有 Yes

我去拿 Let me get them

要進來坐一下嗎 Would you like to come in?

方便嗎 Sure it's okay?

什麼聲音啊 What's that noise?

妳養貓嗎 Your cat?

是人喔 Human

是人啊 Human?

怪不得聽起來不太一樣 No wonder it sounds like one

進來啊 Join me

太猴急 What's the rush?

今天那裙子好看嗎 Do you like that skirt we saw?

好看啊 For sure!

那我就要買囉 Then I want to buy it

好啊 去買 Why not?

妳聞起來好香 You smell so good

我想要 I want you!

哇靠 老張你真爽 Wow! Chang, you must be in heaven!

立體聲加上震動 Surround sound with vibration...

簡直是傳說中的4DX Just like 4DX!

喂 Hello?

什麼 What?

喘 I'm jogging

我在跑步當然會喘啊 Of course I'm short of breath!

我等一下打給你好不好 I'll call you later, OK?

你是張先生吧 It's Mr. Chang, isn't it?

所以是你撿到鑰匙的 So it's you who found the keys

我有叫你停嗎 Did I tell you to stop?!

我早就知道你不是一個偷窺的孬種 I knew you weren't just another Peeping Tom!

老張 你是男子漢 You're a man!

男 子 漢 A REAL MAN!

每週三20：30約炮 Sex dates at 20:30 on Wednesdays

他有什麼好 What do you see in him?

他到底有什麼好 What does he have that I don't?

賤人 賤人 Slut! Slut!

幹嘛 幹嘛打 What's happening?

不要打 Stop slapping me!

不要打我 我會還手 I'm not afraid to hit back!

你們 You two...?

幹 Fuck!

你一定要用這種方式告訴我 Is this how I have to find out?

一定要嗎 How could you?

我就那麼賤

需要你用這種方式告訴我嗎 Do I mean so little to you?

你們聽我解釋 Let me explain?

我會出現在這裡 The reason I showed up here...

是因為我最近練成了瞬間移動 is that I've started to teleport

我只要 As soon as...

瞬間移動 Teleport!

我只要一睡著的時候 就會開始瞬間移動 When I fall asleep, I teleport...

在什麼地方起來我也沒辦法控制 and I can't control where I wake up

但是我一直吃巧克力 保持能量都沒有用 I eat chocolate to keep my energy level high...

做過什麼事情我也不記得 I don't remember anything...

我不知道我發生了什麼事情 I don't know what happened...

我 I...

你們戲演夠了沒 Are you done putting on a show?

幹 Fuck!

你們兩個死同志是誰射在我臉上 Which of you queers shot your load on my face?

你再一句死同志試試看 Call us "queers" one more time...

你屁眼有血 Your ass is bleeding!

關你屁事 Mind your own fucking business!

要不要報警啊 Should we call the cops?

小倆口吵架 報什麼警 It's just a lovers' quarrel

睡覺 Back to bed!

你今天一定要把話說清楚 Make it clear once and for all!

你想想你當初是怎麼跟我說的 Think about what you said to me before

現在你又把我當成什麼東西 And look at how you're treating me now!

你說你想結婚生孩子 You said you wanted to marry and have children

我都讓你有了 I let you!

你通通都有了 那我呢 I let you have everything! And now what?

你以為只有你痛嗎 You think only you are hurting?

你幹嘛啊 What are you doing?

我也很痛啊 I'm hurting too!

你要去哪裡 Where are you going?

不要走 Don't leave!

老師你記得你曾經說過的話嗎 Don't you remember what you promised me?

我活得好累喔 My life isn't easy

好辛苦喔 I'm tired of this

不要走 Don't leave!

賤貨 Whore!

你繼續罵 我喜歡 Keep calling me names!

你這個騷貨 狐狸精 臭婊子 Bitch, cheap slut, cheap whore

陪我一起死好不好 Die together with me!

你幹嘛啊 What are you doing?

你瘋了啊 你 You're crazy!

你不要嚇我啊 You're scaring me!

喂 Hello?

郭力還是令狐 Is this Guo Li or Linghu?

喔 我是郭先生 It's Guo Li

你們剛才聲音很大 You're very noisy

現在幾點了 It's getting late

大家都要睡覺 Everybody wants to sleep

真是對不起 吵到你們了 Sorry to wake you up

我們現在已經和好了 Everything is fine now

沒事就好了 只是關心一下 Good to hear. I was just concerned

謝謝 Thank you

一說謊 Once you start telling lies,

就回不了頭了 there's no turning back

我不會輸給妳 I won't lose to you

我絕對不會輸給妳 You'll never defeat me!

你知道嗎 You know,

你介紹來我們公司的那個經理 that manager you recommended...

人真的很壞 is a really bad guy

自己拿回扣 還賴在我身上 He takes kickbacks and then accuses me!

沒想到他是這種人 I didn't know he was like that!

不過我也不是沒有辦法 I have ways to deal with him

想個辦法 Please fix it!

快一點 Faster now!

慢一點 Slow down!

快 Faster!

不要停 快一點 Don't stop! Faster!

慢一點 Slow down!

快 Faster!

快一點 Faster now!

快 Faster!

你怎麼在這邊 What are you doing here?

妳認識他啊 You know him?!

我…他是那個 He's...

賤貨 妳是故意要給我難看是不是 Bitch! You want to embarrass me!

沒有 我不是 No...

你們先不要打 Stop fighting!

你為什麼在我房間啊 Why did you sneak into my room?!

瞬間移動 我是瞬間移動 I teleported! I teleported!

妳這個賤貨 妳 You're a useless bitch!

幹什麼你 What the fuck?

打女人 Woman beater?!

等一下 Wait!

放開他 Let him go!

放開我 Let go of me!

你放開他 Let go of him!

還不滾 Get out!

走 還不滾 Go! Get out!

滾 Out!

滾 Out!

再來我打死你 I'll kill you!

你他媽王八蛋 You fucking son of a bitch!

賤貨 Whore!

臭鮑 Cunt!

沒事了 It's OK

沒 OK

你把鑰匙給那小鬼幹嘛 Why give the key to the kid?

我把鑰匙給他 為什麼 Give him the key for what?

我就這麼賤嗎 Am I really so cheap?

你知道剛剛那個被你打出去的男人 The man you beat up just now,

一個月給我多少錢嗎 do you know how much he gives me every month?

我不管那個笨蛋小鬼怎麼進來的 I don't know how that stupid kid got into your room

算了吧 Forget it!

我也不計較 I don't care

從今天開始 From now on,

我是妳的妳是我的 I'm yours and you're mine

這樣不就夠了嗎 Isn't that enough?

窮光蛋 Stupid fool!

帶那什麼破田徑隊 How much does a shabby gym teacher earn?

一個月賺多少 How much every month?

能給我多少 How much can you give me?

不要鬧了好不好 Wise up!

就憑你那個不到十五公分的臭屌 You thought you could keep on fucking me...

想幹老娘多久 with that pencil dick of yours?

一輩子啊 Forever?

滾 Out!

幹 Fuck!

幹 Fuck!

我有沒有跟妳說過 You know why that bitch divorced me?

我為什麼離婚

因為家暴 Domestic violence!

不要鬧了啦 Enough is enough!

喂 Hello?

把我變不見 Teleport me! Teleport me!

妹妹 Sweetheart!

我回來了喔 I'm home!

妹妹 Sweetheart!

陳小姐 Miss Chen?

不好意思我剛下班 Sorry, I just got home from work

You just fuck and run? Did you tell your wife?

What will you do now?

沒看到妹妹 I can't find my daughter

請問她有沒有在妳房間寫功課 Is she doing her homework in your room?

沒有 No!

你問老張啊 Ask Chang

他撿到所有人鑰匙 He found the keys to all our rooms

誰 Who's there?

出來 Come out!

妹妹 Little girl?

為什麼 Why?

妳怎麼會在這裡 Why are you in there?!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

妳知道不是叔叔綁妳進來的喔 You know it's not me who tied you up?

妳知道對吧 You know, right?

不可以誣賴我喔 聽到沒有 Don't blame me! All right?

不可以喔 Don't...!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

張先生 Mr. Chang!

誰啊 Who is it?

你把我的令狐還給我 Give Linghu back to me!

他不在我這裡 He's not here

你到底想怎樣啊 What more do you want?!

王先生 Mr. Wang

妹妹是不是在你這裡 Is my daughter in your room?

妹妹 Your daughter?

妹妹怎麼會在我這裡 Why would she be in my room?

陳小姐說你撿到所有的鑰匙 Miss Chen says you found the keys!

不是你想的那樣 It's not what you think

他真的沒有在我這裡 He's really not here

我不管你們之間有什麼關係 I don't care what's going on between you

求你把令狐還給我 But, I beg you, give Linghu back to me

我會有鑰匙跟妹妹有什麼關係嘛 My having the keys has nothing to do with your daughter

妹妹 Sweetheart!

妹妹 Sweetheart!

妹妹 Sweetheart!

不是我 It wasn't me!

對不起我真的不知道發生了什麼事 I'm sorry. I really don't know what happened

都怪我平常太疏忽他了 If I hadn't neglected Linghu's feelings,

事情才會演變成這個樣子 things wouldn't have turned out like this

求求你們 I beg you!

不要把今天的事情傳出去 Please don't tell anyone about this!

我一點都不想知道 你們三個人之間發生什麼事情 I don't care what happened between the three of you

誰殺了誰 Who killed who...

誰出了意外 or if it was all an accident

求求你們不要報警 But please don't call the police...

我什麼都沒有 I have nothing...

就剩下這個房子出租 but these rooms to rent

如果這個事情傳出去 If this goes public,

就沒有人敢搬進來 who would dare to move in?

我也活不下去 I'd be left helpless too

那怎麼辦 Then what should we do?

既然大家不想把事情張揚出去 Since we've agreed to keep quiet...

我們就應該好好想辦法 let's work out how to get rid of...

解決屍體 the body

我根本 Besides,

根本不想知道令狐怎麼死的 I don't want to know how Linghu died

你們要發誓 You must swear...

不能把今天的事情傳出去 that you'll never talk about this

就算剩下我們三個人 From now on, the three of us...

也不能提 will never mention it again

這是我唯一的條件 This is my only condition

好 Fine

我發誓 I swear

我發誓 I swear

那我們趕快把他打包搬上車 Let's pack up the body and drive it away

屍體那麼大怎麼處理 It's so big

有沒有大箱子 Do you have a big box?

怎麼可能有這麼大的箱子 How could a box be big enough?

當然是要把他給分屍 Of course you'd have to cut...

不要吧 No!

這分屍 我受不了 I couldn't stand chopping up a body

也不想看 I don't dare to watch either

這個部份

能不能你們兩個做 Can you two handle it?

應該的 Leave it to us

妹妹不是我綁進來的 It's not me that kidnapped her!

要從哪裡開始 Where to start sawing?

我也沒經驗啊 It's my first time too

我錯了 It's my fault!

我錯了 It's my fault!

那麼晚還沒睡 Why are you up so late?

你們也還沒睡 You're up too!

丟垃圾 You're taking out the garbage?

對啊 Yes!

我房間有一些垃圾想說把它清一清 I was just cleaning up my room

這麼晚清 In the middle of the night?

你丟東西 You're taking trash out too?

對就一些沒有用的東西 Well, there's nothing to see

別麻煩了 Don't trouble yourself

我們幫你一起丟 Let us take it out for you

對啊 我們幫你一起丟 Yes, we'll help!

沒關係 我自己來 I'll take care of it myself, thanks!

還是我幫你們丟吧 Or I can take out your garbage

沒關係 我們自己來 We'll handle it ourselves, thanks!

好 Fine

到底是誰 Who did it?

到底是誰把王小妹藏在我的衣櫃裡 Who put Wang's daughter in my closet?!

什麼啦 What?!

一定是你 It must be you!

你也有鑰匙 You've got keys too!

一定是你 It must be you!

你幹嘛 什麼東西 What?

不要裝了 Don't play dumb!

你要幹嘛啦 What?

幹嘛啦 What?

警長 Chief,

查到了 We've got a match!

其實這個人 The suspect...

是個警察 was a police officer

張家俊 Chang Jiajun

警校147期畢業 He graduated from police college

學業成績相當優秀 第一名畢業 with the top score in his year

專長是主攻犯罪心理 Majoring in criminal psychology

曾參與過許多重大刑案的偵緝 He worked several major homicides...

表現傑出 with an outstanding record

在04年因為調查了 一起連環殺人的重大刑案 In 2004, after a serious crime case,

放棄當年度的升遷 he refused his promotion,

轉任臥底 and became an undercover officer

張家俊 Chang Jiajun

是不是有參與調查黃四郎的案子 Was he part of the Huang Silang investigation?

是 Yes

警察 不要動 Police! Freeze!

轉過身來 Turn around slowly!

黃四郎在殺了七個女高中生之後 After Huang killed seven high school girls,

被法官判定有精神異常 the court declared him mentally ill

當時所有參與這起案件的警隊人員 Every police officer involved in the case...

都認為黃四郎是在裝病 believed Huang was faking insanity...

藉此誤導法官他有精神障礙 to fool the judge

張家俊便自告奮勇 參與刑事組的秘密安排 Chang Jiajun volunteered for a secret assignment,

藉此接近黃四郎 in order to get near Huang

精神異常男上街隨機刺傷民眾 Madman in stabbing rampage

沒有想到負責臥底案件的陳長官 Inspector Chen, the officer in charge,

在一個月之後出了一場車禍 was in a car accident a month later

被撞成了植物人 He slipped into a coma

從此以後 Afterwards,

不管張家俊再怎麼宣稱他是臥底 when Chang claimed to be working undercover,

都因為跟警隊的人員失去聯繫 he had nobody in the police to vouch for him

精神病院當然不可能把他放出來 The hospital refused to release him

更因為他的攻擊行為 判定他有危害他人的可能 His aggressive behavior endangered other inmates

做了很多強制治療 So they treated him against his will

直到2012年 Eight years later,

陳警官去世 Inspector Chen passed away

他的妻子才從他的秘密日記裡面 When his wife sorted through his possessions,

發現了張家俊的特殊身份 she uncovered Chang Jiajun's true identity

這也太瞎搞了吧 What a clusterfuck!

後來張家俊總算離開精神病院之後 When Chang finally left the hospital,

並沒有回歸警隊反而消失無蹤 he vanished into thin air

連補償金也沒有領 He didn't even claim compensation

那黃四郎呢 How about Huang Silang?

在張家俊進去之後的第五年 Five years after Chang was admitted,

黃四郎就離奇地在監禁房裡面 上吊自殺 Huang hanged himself in mysterious circumstances

如果你剛剛說的是真的話 If everything you say is true,

你憑什麼是例外 why are you the exception?

我 會 鑿 開 它 I'm going to break free!

我們對不起張家俊 We owe Chang Jiajun an apology

來 Voila!

乾杯 Cheers!

謝謝 Thank you

來 Everyone!

謝謝房東叔叔 Thank you, Mr. Landlord

他根本就是在胡說八道 It's all a pack of lies!

說什麼從遠房親戚繼承那個房子 The building wasn't from some distant relative!

那屋主失蹤了好幾年 The owner has been missing for years

是死是活也不知道 Nobody knows if he's dead or alive!

霸佔房子的張家俊絕對脫不了關係 Chang Jiajun must have something to do with it!

反正從頭到尾就是他在鬼扯 He keeps making up all these crazy stories!

陳小姐就是王先生的老婆 Miss Chen is Mr. Wang's young wife

她們一家三口住在一起 The family of three lives together

哪是他說的那種關係 Their relationship isn't how he described it

那個柏彥 Boyan is a...

是台大醫學院的高材生 hardworking medical student at Taiwan University

一點也不廢 He's no loser!

怎麼會相信什麼瞬間移動那種怪理論 How'd he believe in that teleportation nonsense?!

還有那個老張 And Mr. Chang?

他根本就不是什麼高中老師 He's not a high school teacher,

他才是大學教授 he's a university professor

他的性向是同志 And he's homosexual!

怎麼會跑去幹陳小姐呢 Why would he be fucking Miss Chen?

唯一可信的就是那個老張 The only thing we can be sure of...

現在也人間蒸發了 is that the real Chang vanished too

郭力就更扯了 As for Guo Li, that's even more farfetched!

他是一個搬家工人 He's an unskilled house mover...

肺腺癌末期 with terminal lung cancer

化療都做到了第四階段 He's gone through extensive chemotherapy

哪有力氣殺人 How could he have the strength to kill?

還有什麼令狐 And Linghu?

寫武俠小說啊 What kind of a name is that?!

失蹤裡的人沒有叫令狐的 Sounds like something from a martial arts novel

那個一起失蹤的年輕人叫郭有信 One of the young men missing...

是郭力的姪子 was Guo Li's nephew,

他偶爾才到這裡來照顧癌末的郭力 who would visit to look after Guo Li

喂 現在這麼晚了 It's so late!

你們在吵什麼啊 What are you fighting about now?

喂 Hello?

喂 Hello?

你想知道你女兒在哪裡嗎 Don't you want to know where your daughter is?

手伸過來 Hold out your hand...