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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:21,437 (helicopter blades whirring) 2 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,703 (helicopter blades whirring) 3 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,717 MAN: The time has come to go to war again. 4 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:18,679 Not with Iraq, international terrorists, or what was once Yugoslavia, 5 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,640 but with the medfly, 6 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,559 a potentially devastating insect 7 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:27,146 that has chosen to make California its new home. 8 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:32,401 Despite assurances that spraying poses no significant health risks to the public, 9 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,154 the public is not convinced. 10 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:38,199 People sense they're being kept in the dark purposely. 11 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:41,202 Furthermore, there is no consensus 12 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,913 as to whether the objectives are even realistic. 13 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,416 Is this a war that can be won? 14 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,418 Some say no. 15 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:53,422 Are we just going through the motions so certain people can cover themselves? 16 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,092 -MAN: Honey, it's on! -COMMENTATOR: Some say yes. 17 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,178 -Okay, I'm coming. -How is this war fought? 18 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:02,515 It's like fishing. We use bait. 19 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:07,228 Actually, the bait is spread over our city at night, like a glaze. 20 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,230 This is very discriminate bait, 21 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,732 -Do you have to wear your glasses on TV? -like smart bombs 22 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,485 -Shh. -that destroy one thing, but nothing else. 23 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:18,197 The bait attracts the hungry, newly hatched medflies 24 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:20,283 and poisons only them. 25 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,661 The war's objective is clear – 26 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:28,249 destroy the medfly before it has a chance to destroy us. 27 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,835 (commentator continues, fades) 28 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:36,299 ♪♪ (classical: cello, strings) 29 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,696 All right. 30 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,368 -(whispering) Look over there. -♪♪ (continues) 31 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,288 (whispering) Marian, what's so interesting? 32 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,332 Isn't that Alex Trebek? 33 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:13,252 -Alex Trebek? Where? -Next to the woman with the white hair. 34 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,588 (woman gasps) Is that Alex Trebek? 35 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,590 MARIAN: Yes, I'm sure it is. 36 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,425 Who's Alex Trebek? 37 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,427 Marian. 38 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,429 Please. 39 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,973 (helicopter blades whirring) 40 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,744 (helicopter blades continue whirring) 41 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:05,429 COMMENTATOR: ...taken their time adopting a policy of coexistence with the medfly 42 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,766 'cause that's the only realistic course open to us. 43 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,560 WOMAN: Oh, Andy, you're a long ways away. 44 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:15,064 I'm in LA. Can you hear the helicopters? 45 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,066 (TV: commentator continues) 46 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,860 What are you wearing? (chuckles) 47 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,905 Already? That was fast. 48 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,332 ♪♪ (piano, jazz band) 49 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:37,003 WOMAN: ♪ If you're looking for a rainbow ♪ 50 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:40,673 ♪ You know there's gonna be some rain ♪ 51 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:44,510 ♪ One minute you're filled with happiness ♪ 52 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,513 ♪ Next minute there's nothing but pain ♪ 53 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,598 ♪ When you're a prisoner ♪ 54 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,269 ♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪ 55 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,939 ♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪ 56 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:02,987 ♪ One day your man is here ♪ 57 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:06,032 ♪ The next day he's walked out and gone ♪ 58 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,744 ♪ But no matter what happens ♪ 59 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,955 ♪ You simply somehow gotta carry on ♪ 60 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,332 ♪ When you're a prisoner ♪ 61 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,961 ♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪ 62 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,923 ♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪ 63 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,925 ♪♪ (continues) 64 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:28,262 -What are you doing here? -Just give me some coffee, will you, babe? 65 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,556 -Are you working, Earl? -Yeah. 66 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,100 -You got somebody in the car? -Yeah. 67 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:36,353 -How come you got 'em here? -They're passed out. 68 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,689 It's one of those drive-arounds. 69 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,192 You're not drinkin', are ya? 70 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,986 Just give me some coffee, baby. 71 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:48,324 I come all the way down here to see you. I'd think you'd be happy to see me. 72 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,120 ♪ Life's good ♪ 73 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,914 ♪ It's bad ♪ 74 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,916 ♪ It's somewhere in between ♪ 75 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,087 ♪ But it's the unexpected and the uncertainty ♪ 76 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,922 ♪ That keeps us goin' ♪ 77 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,132 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 78 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:09,512 ♪ Yesterday you owned the world ♪ 79 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:13,432 ♪ The next day the world owns you ♪ 80 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:17,144 ♪ One day everything's a lie ♪ 81 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,355 ♪ The next day you swear it's all true ♪ 82 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,149 ♪ That's what happens when you're a prisoner ♪ 83 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,820 ♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪ 84 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,281 ♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪ 85 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,242 (whistling, smattering of applause) 86 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,327 You okay? 87 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:41,127 I told you I canceled the Times, right? Stopped the mail. 88 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,964 All you have to do is come in and check up on everything and feed the fish. 89 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:48,634 I'll write – I got it all written down. Didn't I put it on the, um, fridge? 90 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,679 -Yeah, she wrote it down. I watched her. -I got it written – 91 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,181 -Just come back tomorrow morning. -Okay. 92 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:57,476 -You are gonna – -I – Your fish are gonna be fine. 93 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,728 What about the lionfish? Feeding the lionfish? 94 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,648 -That was just a joke, honey! -No, no, no, no. No, no. 95 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,985 -Lionfish like goldfish. -That's what you wrote down. 96 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:09,029 -Yes. You feed them live goldfish. -I thought you were joking. 97 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,157 -No! -You do that. 98 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:18,164 COMMENTATOR (on TV): Earthquakes, water shortages, 99 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,124 fires, mud slides, 100 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,127 -(woman, children talking, indistinct) -crime, gang warfare, massive overcrowding. 101 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:25,379 "His mother's name was Speckled Hen. She looked..." 102 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:28,841 What will our lives be like if we have to share space with the medfly? 103 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,843 -(helicopter blades whirring) -(barking) 104 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:35,389 Gene! Gene, the helicopters are here! Shut the windows! 105 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,726 Watch your brother. Okay? Watch your brother. 106 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:42,396 Suzy! Come here, my good little boy. Yes! 107 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,899 Sandy, shut the windows for me, please. 108 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,901 -(TV: commentator continues) -What are you doing? 109 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,403 The dog stays outside. I've told you a hundred times! 110 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,406 Don't put Suzy outside. The spraying – It's gonna give him cancer! 111 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,909 It's not gonna give it cancer! Don't you get environmental on me, Sherri. 112 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,411 Have you listened to the news lately? It's dangerous! 113 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,788 They wouldn't be doing it if it was dangerous! 114 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,917 GENE: Come on, kids! It's all right! Come on outside! 115 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,379 It's all right! It's safe! Come on! 116 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:10,341 Oh! Oh, yeah! Yeah, go on! Get cancer! 117 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,635 (Suzy continues barking) 118 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,637 -Gene! -Get the dog out! 119 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,890 -Leave the dog alone! -Stupid – 120 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,311 The dog stays out. The dog drives me out of my mind. 121 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,313 -Where you going, Gene? -Out of here. 122 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,316 This is the third night this week, Gene! 123 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,985 Why don't you start smoking again? 124 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,597 MARIAN (whispering): How about Friday? 125 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,933 Are you free this weekend? 126 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:04,436 I don't get back till Saturday, but if you make it Sunday, I'll bring fresh trout. 127 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,522 (scoffs) 128 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,985 (whispering) Marian, why did you do that? 129 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,445 -What? -Invite them to our house for supper? 130 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,947 I didn't. You did. 131 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,949 -No, I didn't. -You said, "Let's set a date." 132 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,451 I had to say "Let's set a date" because you invited 'em to our house. 133 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,120 That was just a comment, Ralph. 134 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,706 What's his name again? 135 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,709 He's some kind of a doctor. I think he's a dentist. 136 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,711 Her name is Marian. 137 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,130 -Marian, we don't even know them. -Just relax. 138 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:35,217 Okay? Just... relax. 139 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,470 Any of those medflies get on you today? 140 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,514 Ow! I got one. 141 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,517 Do you want me to describe myself for you? 142 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,519 -I'm a blonde. -(baby whines) 143 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,522 36-24-34. 144 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,608 BOY: You don't do that. 145 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,195 -What do you do? -WOMAN: Oh, yeah? 146 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,197 COMMENTATOR (on TV): These countries ship their food – 147 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,492 Oh, yeah? But I'm not gonna suck it yet. 148 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,494 MAN: Let's go play in your room. 149 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,496 Let's go. 150 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,999 COMMENTATOR: What if all this is telling us 151 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,169 that every expert – before every expert – 152 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:13,255 WOMAN: Can you speak up, honey? I can barely hear you. 153 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,384 -Yeah, baby. Ooh. -(baby whines) 154 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,387 My panties are getting a little wet. 155 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:24,350 Well, I'm on my bed, and I'm on my hands and knees 156 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:28,270 and my mouth is so close to your balls. 157 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,731 (sighs) Can you hear that? 158 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,733 Can you feel it? 159 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:36,362 Don't you want me to lick your balls first? 160 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:40,199 Mmm. Mmm. You taste so good. 161 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,786 Ooh, your cock is getting so big in my mouth. 162 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,788 So big. 163 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:49,583 Oh, yeah, baby, I'm just gonna lick it – 164 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,920 ♪ Life's good, life's bad ♪ 165 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:57,383 -You don't like the music? You wanna go? -We've got an early flight to catch. 166 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,594 -Oh, then let's go. Come on. -♪ And the uncertainty that keeps us goin' ♪ 167 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:04,098 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 168 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:07,184 ♪ Yesterday you owned the world ♪ 169 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,312 ♪ And the next day the world owns you ♪ 170 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,733 -♪ One day everything's a lie ♪ -You wanna drive? 171 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,403 ♪ And the next day you'd swear it's all true ♪ 172 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,988 ♪ When you're a prisoner ♪ 173 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,618 -♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪ -(applause, whistling) 174 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,162 ♪ Yeah, I'm a prisoner of life ♪♪ 175 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,416 -COMMENTATOR (on TV): The medfly is already established in Los Angeles. -Mom? 176 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,209 -Baby? -Mom? 177 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,961 Shit. 178 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,964 Honey, what's the matter? Did you have a bad dream? 179 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,633 Come on, sweetie. Let's watch Daddy on TV. 180 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,635 (grunts) 181 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,138 -We'll all snuggle. -What happened? 182 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:47,933 -The helicopters scare you? -I thought it was an earthquake. 183 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,935 -This is Howard Finnigan – -WOMAN: He was just frightened. 184 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,646 with thoughts to make you think. 185 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:19,256 Go ahead, shut it down. I gotta go make a phone call. 186 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,341 It's my wife's birthday. 187 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,889 Okay, guys, gather 'round. 188 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,891 Get in line. Specimen time. 189 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,894 That time of the month, guys. Fill it up. 190 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,896 -Yvonne! -Hey, sweetheart. 191 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,898 -Cheers! -You need some help? 192 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,901 -There you go. -We just spray the stuff. We don't drink it. 193 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,738 You need a magnifying glass and a tweezers to help you out? 194 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,408 YVONNE: Hey, sweetheart. Okay, you two. 195 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,328 Y'all haven't been taking anything, I hope. 196 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:53,373 Don't let anything run on the sides, okay? 'Cause that gets real nasty. 197 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,461 (ringing) 198 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,931 -Hello? -Chad! What are you doing up so early? 199 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,142 -It's Mommy's birthday. -Hey, that's right! 200 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,520 -Did Mom ask you to remind me? -No. 201 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,939 -I'll bet she did. -No, she didn't! 202 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,942 -I'll bet she did. You can tell Daddy. -Give me that. 203 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,362 -She did not! -Go back to bed, young man. 204 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,364 -Stormy. -Yeah! 205 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,366 How'd you know? 206 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,952 Two more hours. Please! 207 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:34,748 -Who else would call me at the crack of dawn? -Hey, who was that? Chad? 208 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,751 -What do you want, Stormy? -I just wanted to see what was on the agenda. 209 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,296 I got Chad tonight, you know. Wanna join us? 210 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,690 Whoops. Sorry, sweetie. 211 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,658 (sighs) 212 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,287 I really like the Wymans. Don't you? 213 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,289 Who? 214 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,416 The doctor and his wife. Marian. 215 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,085 And Ralph, I think his name is. You know, the ones from the concert. 216 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,462 He seems, uh, kinda lofty. 217 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,632 Off to work early, huh? 218 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,468 Well, I got two birthdays today. 219 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,971 He's a doctor. Remember? 220 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,182 -And she's an artist, I think. -Oh, yeah? What kind? 221 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,643 What kind? She's a painter. 222 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,438 -You know. She paints pictures. -(car horn honks) 223 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,357 -There's Vern. -They really want us to come to dinner. 224 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,360 -Well, we'll see. I'm off. -(car horn honks) 225 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,738 -(honking continues) -What does that mean? 226 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,781 We already agreed to go. 227 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,825 We made a date. 228 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,537 WOMAN: Bye. 229 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,541 -(whistles) -Close the door, Stuart! 230 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,878 Sorry. 231 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,140 -(gasps) -(chuckles) Got it. 232 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,478 -Oh, Christ. -I think it's broken. 233 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,563 The little thing didn't come up. 234 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,523 Fuck. (grunts) 235 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,484 Why'd you let me sleep? 236 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,779 -How am I gonna explain this? -I don't know. 237 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,822 -What, is it broken? -Yeah. 238 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,493 Is your kid awake? I don't want him to see me here. 239 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,995 Is he? 240 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,498 He won't, baby. He's still asleep. 241 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,584 'Cause kids shouldn't see that kind of thing. 242 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,836 (muttering) Jesus, how am I gonna explain this? 243 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,297 Jesus. Okay. 244 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,883 Kids. Crack. 245 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,511 Kids – Kids on crack. Okay. 246 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,721 -What? -Fucking dog. 247 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,849 Fucking dog knows. I know. That fucking dog. 248 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,852 -Hey. Ruff! Ruff! -Just can't live with all this. 249 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,854 I need to – 250 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,440 What do you gotta smoke in the morning for? 251 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,943 No, I told you I don't wanna do that anymore. 252 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,729 ♪♪ (cello) 253 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,078 ♪♪ (continues) 254 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,334 (loud fart) 255 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,003 Honey? 256 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,174 Honey? You home? 257 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,135 Make me some coffee! 258 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,514 Oh. Something hit me in the fuckin' head last night. 259 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,857 Hello. 260 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,442 Shut up. 261 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,199 (muttering) 262 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,620 These you can mist. Water them once a week. 263 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,622 Harriet, we're running behind schedule. 264 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,792 -I'm gonna bring the bags down to the car. -Okay. All right. 265 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,878 -So those you can mist. Right. -So these are the same – 266 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:54,508 Jerry? Saturday's Casey's birthday party. 267 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,510 The plan was to swim. 268 00:18:56,594 --> 00:19:00,388 Howard's nephew's a lifeguard. We were gonna pay him to watch the kids. 269 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,974 But – (sighs) I don't know now. 270 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,519 Maybe you should drain the pool, change the water. 271 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,772 Won't the "methalanon" contaminate the water? 272 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,774 They sprayed again last night. 273 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:15,195 It's safe, Mrs. Finnigan. It's only toxic for a few hours. 274 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,491 The water actually dilutes it, so water's probably the safest place to be. 275 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,411 So irresponsible. Casey has allergies. The slightest thing sets him off. 276 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,413 I wouldn't worry about it, Mrs. Finnigan. 277 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,166 Well, why don't you come again Saturday? 278 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,168 When's your next regular day? 279 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,004 Tuesday. I-I-I can't make it Saturday. 280 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,423 -WOMAN: Hi. -But really, I wouldn't worry about it. 281 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:40,095 I was wondering if your guy could treat my pool. Can you? 282 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,097 JERRY: Can I what? 283 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,683 Whatever you put in it to kill the bug spray. 284 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,435 I'll pay you. 285 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,145 I'm afraid to go in. 286 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:52,816 -I only have time to take care of my regular customers, ma'am. I'm sorry. -Hey, Jerry, can I help with the pool today? 287 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:56,695 -Casey, get back in the house. It's still dangerous out here. -Well, maybe I'll become a regular customer. 288 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,697 -Get ready for school. -Have you seen my wallet? 289 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,533 -Oh. It's next to the phone. -What's it doing there? 290 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,579 -Oh, I was ordering something from this catalog. -HOWARD: Right. 291 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,582 -Will you at least come over and look at it? -Not now, ma'am! 292 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:12,043 I – You know, I might be able to swing back by in a couple of hours. 293 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,589 I'm late. We'll talk about your bearded iris tonight. 294 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,091 Hey, Jer! How goes the war? 295 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,635 (grunts) Bad guys are winning, sir. 296 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,721 Yeah, well, thank you very much. 297 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:26,600 ♪♪ (cello resumes) 298 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,863 VERN: Now, see, these bugs – This Humphrey or this Royal Coachman – 299 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,865 -Here you are. -Thank you. 300 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,868 "Doreen." Is that your name? Doreen? 301 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,454 -That's it. -Hey, Gordon, isn't that your first wife's name? 302 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,456 -Darlene. -Oh. 303 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,000 -Darlene. -Are you sure? 304 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,085 -No. -(all chuckling) 305 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:57,589 -VERN: So, where we going, anyway, guys? -GORDON: An hour outside of Bakersfield. 306 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,926 -Then we're gonna walk. -STUART: How far? 307 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,553 GORDON: Four or five hours. There's nobody there. 308 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,222 -STUART: You say it's good, right? -VERN: Yeah. Is the fishing good? 309 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,224 -It's gorgeous. -Oh, good. 310 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,269 You've never seen anything like it. They want to be caught. 311 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:14,606 -(chuckling) -They're desperate to be caught. 312 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,941 What's that for? 313 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:21,196 I thought I might have to examine you later on. 314 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,198 Where'd you get it? 315 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,034 Some doctor left it in my web. 316 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,704 -Better take it to the lost and found. -Yeah. 317 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,706 What's the menu like, babe? 318 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,710 The Greek's watching. Don't order anything you can't pay for. 319 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:45,470 -(Suzy barking) -Daddy's home! 320 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:49,057 -Pow! Pow! Pow! -Daddy, you gonna take us to the park today? 321 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,685 -Off me! Off me! -(kids chattering, shouting) 322 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,895 -Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! -Quiet! 323 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,855 -(continues barking) -Cut it out. 324 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,441 Pow! Pow! 325 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,485 Quiet! Quiet! 326 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,988 -(shouting, chattering continues) -Get in the house. 327 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,740 -Did you do this? -No. The dog did! 328 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,743 Mommy, Mommy, Daddy's home! Daddy's home! 329 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,162 That's really exciting, sweetheart. Please finish eating. 330 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,748 -Bang! Bang! I saw Dada! -Please don't point that gun at me. 331 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,750 Who gave the dog my belt? 332 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,752 (Suzy barking) 333 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,755 This is completely destroyed. Completely ruined. It's a piece of trash. 334 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,799 -It's a $35 belt. -(barking continues) 335 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,551 Shut up! 336 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,887 -That dog has got to go. -Wanna talk about where you were last night? 337 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,890 No, I don't. Not in front of the kids, I don't. 338 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:35,562 I don't want them to hear about all the "ain-pay" and "isery-may" I saw last night. 339 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:39,065 If you would like to hear about kids on C-R-A-C-K, 340 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,067 you can come in the other room. 341 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:43,653 (Suzy growls, barks) 342 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,907 Whose crack are we talking about, Gene? 343 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,909 HARRIET: I got a list here. 344 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,579 Um, I canceled the Times. I stopped the mail. 345 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,622 Just check up on the fish – 346 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,125 Harriet! Enough about the fish. Let's go. 347 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,127 -Okay, okay. -Which one takes the, um, goldfish? 348 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,130 These are the lionfish, and these are the goldfish. 349 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,632 -Come on. I don't wanna miss that plane. -Okay. 350 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,302 Just feed the other fish regular food. 351 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:15,101 -Hey, sorry. You guys are running late, huh? -Yeah. She keeps running her mouth. 352 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:18,188 Uh-huh. You need a hand with those? 353 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,279 I gotta go. Jim's gonna have a fit, and I gotta make sure I have the tickets. 354 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:29,574 -Have a good time in Memphis. -Thank you. Have you got the keys? 355 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,576 -And, um, that's it. -All right. 356 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,787 -Say happy birthday to your mom. -(car horn honking) 357 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,289 -Bye. -Bring us back some of that country ham. 358 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,291 -You're not gonna smoke in my house. -I'm sorry. 359 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,293 -Thanks. Bye. -Bye-bye. 360 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,295 Bye-bye, Harriet. 361 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,297 -Come on. -They are so full of shit. 362 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,299 They've been good to us. Don't smoke, Bill. 363 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:49,302 They brought us to a jazz bar, gave us a couple of drinks. And what do we do? 364 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,806 We're taking care of their apartment free for a month. They're taking advantage of us. 365 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:56,601 -Don't you have some classes or something? -I don't punch a time card. I'm not in high school. 366 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,561 So, what are you gonna order? 367 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,481 Uh, let's see, baby. 368 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,609 -I can't read this. -Honey, put on your real glasses. 369 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,448 Let's see. 370 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,495 -Tuna melt. -Tuna melt? It's breakfast. 371 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:19,374 -Have a steak and some eggs. -Not if I have to pay for it, baby. 372 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,544 You're not drinkin', are you? 373 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,755 -Is that what's startin'? -No. 374 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,719 GORDON: Very – Ohh! 375 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,682 -(drawer shuts) -Suddenly there's God so quickly. 376 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:38,852 -(Vern chuckling) -GORDON: My goodness. 377 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:41,813 VERN: Gordon, how about that ass? 378 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,815 I've seen better. 379 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,484 I just saw what she had for breakfast. 380 00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:49,821 VERN: Where have you seen better? Penthouse? I say that's money in the bank. 381 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,157 -What do you think, Stuart? -Not for breakfast. 382 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:55,160 -Excuse me, honey. -Yeah? 383 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:59,247 Uh, could we have – What was it in the bottom drawer over there you were getting? 384 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,916 -What, butter? -Yeah. Could we have more butter, please? 385 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,886 Here you go. Oh, hey, is my tuna melt workin'? 386 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,889 Well, I'd say this trip's off to a pretty good start. 387 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,974 -(Stuart chuckles) -Yeah. 388 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,186 GORDON: I say the tuna melt works. 389 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:24,189 -Cup of coffee. -Yeah, okay. 390 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:27,066 -(Stuart chuckling) -VERN: You know what we need? 391 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:29,986 More, uh, you-know-what. 392 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:33,072 STUART: Uh, could we have some more butter, please? 393 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:36,618 Oh, yeah. Okay. Butter. Coming up. 394 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,289 (snickering) 395 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:45,293 Is that your face, or your neck just threw up? 396 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:49,047 -We're out of butter. -(whispers) Out of butter. 397 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,216 Ask for margarine. 398 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,218 MARIAN: Well, then what did he do? 399 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:56,221 SHERRI (on phone): He walks in at 7:30 in the morning. 400 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,224 The kids are screaming. They're happy to see him. Same old story. 401 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,392 Sits down. He's acting like nothing's happened. 402 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,394 I have no explanation. Nothing. 403 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:06,397 -So he's out having breakfast with her. -Are you serious? 404 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,400 Yeah! I mean, I tried to ask him where he was. 405 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,402 -He gave me some – -I'm going. 406 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,738 -Where's he going? -He's going to work. Okay. 407 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,492 Gives me some ridiculous excuse like – like crack kids – 408 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,911 -Who you talking to? -I'm talking to Sherri. 409 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,704 -SHERRI: And, um –And, um – -MARIAN: Bye! 410 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:25,291 And now I'm not even supposed to say the word "crack" in front of them. 411 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:28,211 Tell me about the Alex Trebek thing. Did he flirt with you? 412 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,213 -Who? -Alex Trebek. 413 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,840 -No! Oh, no. I mean – -(Suzy barking) 414 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,468 -Shut up! -SHERRI: What's so threatening about that? 415 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,971 -MARIAN: Nothing. -Sherri, where are my keys? 416 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:40,848 -(barking continues) -Will you get out of here! 417 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:46,854 Sherri! The dog pissed on the bed again, Sherri. 418 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,607 MAN (on TV): Shoot him, man! Shoot him! He's crazy! 419 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,609 Who are you talking to, anyway? 420 00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,946 Yeah, in those nice, tight pants he likes 'cause it makes his dick look big. 421 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,241 What? I can't hear you. The dog's barking. 422 00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,034 -I'm talking to my sister. -(barking continues) 423 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,621 Yap, yap, yap. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap! 424 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:07,959 -Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap! -Where are you going, Gene? 425 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,962 I thought you had some time off this week. 426 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,381 I gotta check on my work. Quality control. 427 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,133 Uh-huh. How about tonight, Gene? 428 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,135 Ahh! 429 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:19,345 -Oh, God. -Sherri. 430 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,347 -Just a minute. -MARIAN: Okay. 431 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:24,350 You know what kind of work I do, right? Look at me. 432 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:26,477 (Suzy barking, growling) 433 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:29,314 You know it's dangerous. 434 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:33,484 And you know there's things you can't know for your own safety, right? 435 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:36,070 I was just asking about dinner. 436 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,576 Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. 437 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,661 (sniffs) 438 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,333 -He's out of here. -All right, kids. 439 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,420 MARIAN (on phone): What is he talking about? 440 00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:56,632 -SHERRI: The king is gone. -Come on, Suzy. Come on. 441 00:27:56,717 --> 00:28:01,179 Close the gate when you go! I don't want Suzy to get out! He might get run over! 442 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,222 Casey. 443 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,393 You are gonna be late for school, young man. 444 00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:10,355 -Now, do you want me to drive you? -No. I'll walk. 445 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,941 You sure? All right, kisses. Okay. 446 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,904 (door opens, closes) 447 00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:06,536 Oh, my God. (whimpering, panting) 448 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,705 Honey! Honey, you all right? 449 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,707 -I – I'm fine. -Wait, wait, wait! 450 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:15,086 Let me get your stuff. Here. Wait, I'll – 451 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,672 -Come on, let's get in my car. -No, I-I'm fine. 452 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,675 My mom doesn't want me to go in a car with strangers. 453 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:24,679 No, wait a minute. Let me give you a ride home, make sure you're okay. 454 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,348 I'm – I'm fine. For sure. 455 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:30,059 No, no. Look. 456 00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:32,061 Come on. How old are you? 457 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,605 I'm eight. My birthday's tomorrow. 458 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:37,817 I wanna see your mom and dad. I wanna make sure you're okay. 459 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:42,738 My mom said I can't talk with strangers. 460 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,323 (Doreen panting) 461 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:52,498 Hey, bye. 462 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:15,563 (door bell dings) 463 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:23,029 -Have you got ready-made birthday cakes? -Yeah. They're right here. 464 00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:26,032 -Have you got one with "Betty" on it already? -Just what you see here. 465 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:28,534 I can do something special, but not for today. 466 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:31,537 Yeah. Well, all right, I'll take that one. What is it? 467 00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:34,540 -It's a lemon cake. -Can you maybe put her name on it? 468 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:37,543 -I can't do it today. -All right. Well, how much is it? 469 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:40,546 It's 14.75 with tax. Mrs. Schwarzmeier, can you box this up? 470 00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:42,548 MRS. SCHWARZMEIER: Jawohl, Herr Bitkower. 471 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:46,052 Mrs. Schw – Could you maybe – Could you just write "Betty" on here? 472 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,346 MRS. SCHWARZMEIER: "Betty"? No. No. 473 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,353 -Hi. -I'd like to order a birthday cake. 474 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,355 -Sure. What kind? -Birthdays. They keep adding up, huh? 475 00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,857 -Here is your cake and your change. -Thanks. 476 00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:01,859 Oh, I've got a couple ideas here. 477 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:04,862 -Okay, this is what I'd like. -MRS. SCHWARZMEIER: Mm-hmm. 478 00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:06,864 BAKER: What's that say? "Happy Birthday, Casey"? 479 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:09,659 -Oh, excuse me. -MRS. FINNIGAN: Yes. Casey. 480 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,328 -And is that supposed to be a baseball bat? -Hi, Mrs. Schwarzmeier. 481 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,789 Yes, that's a baseball bat. I don't draw very well. 482 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:17,833 -I came to pick up the cake for Debbie Eggenweiler. -BAKER: Are you sure you want this? 483 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,835 Because I have some very nice baseball designs. 484 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,837 -I think it's prepaid. -Yes. Yes. 485 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:25,341 -If you like this, I can do it. -No, I like this. 486 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,844 He's, um – He's starting Little League. We're real excited. 487 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:32,098 That's really sweet. His name is Casey, and he plays baseball. 488 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,851 -Down, down. -No, no, no, no, no. 489 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:44,860 Beautiful shot, man. 490 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:53,327 Hey. Casey. What's up? How come you're not in school? 491 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,080 -Let him go. -Hey, Casey, you wanna see the dribble? 492 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:58,708 -Come on, Joe! -Hey! Heads up! 493 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,960 -Come on. We're ahead too. -Let's go. 494 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,962 Pass you. Pass you. 495 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,965 Yo, good pass, good pass. 496 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:21,564 Take a right down by that tree. 497 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:26,944 -That's all? -Okay. I got it, I got it. 498 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:29,530 Goddamn back seat. 499 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,454 MAN: Hey, Doreen. 500 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:42,209 MAN (on TV): Paul Grossman got me more than $1 million. 501 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:45,963 PAUL GROSSMAN (on TV): Call me. Paul Grossman. I'll be your attorney too. 502 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:50,343 ANNOUNCER (on TV): Call toll-free. We'll come to your home or office anywhere in California. 503 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:55,640 CHORUS (on TV): ♪ 1 -800-462-5555 ♪ 504 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:58,643 ANNOUNCER (on TV): Once a year, the PBA touring pros join forces 505 00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,645 in doubles competitions. 506 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:04,315 What's the door doing standing wide open? 507 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,317 (TV: announcer continues) 508 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:10,404 Hey, you – you hungry, honey? What are you doing, anyway? 509 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,992 How come you're not workin'? You're not gonna lose your job again, are you? 510 00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:18,454 You'd better give that back. Some doctor's gonna be looking for it. 511 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:22,166 I got London broil from the Greek. You want me to fix it? Want me to freeze it? 512 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:25,378 EARL: ♪ Doreen, Doreen the question queen ♪ 513 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:29,507 ♪ Stole a London broil, thick and lean ♪ 514 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,842 Hey, how 'bout a fruit plate? Somethin' light? 515 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:35,221 How 'bout a short skirt, Doreen? 516 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:38,557 Short enough so I can see every inch of your ass. How'd that be? 517 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,394 -What are you talkin' crazy for? -Yeah. 518 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:44,063 We don't wanna talk about that, do we? 519 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:47,066 We just wanna talk about Earl. 520 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:49,985 Let's hear more about Earl. 521 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:52,029 How 'bout cops, baby? 522 00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:54,990 I bet they love those short skirts. 523 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:57,410 I know fishermen like 'em! 524 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,123 -Whoa! -No, man, wait a second. 525 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:09,088 What happened? 526 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:13,551 -Aw, Christ! -What happened? 527 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,555 That's half my supply. -(laughs) 528 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,727 -Okay? Let's do it. -All right. Let's go. 529 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,148 -(broken glass tinkling) -(exhales) 530 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,318 -GORDON: Watch your step. -STUART: Man, I'm thirsty already. 531 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:34,905 VERN: Well, we only got three hours and 59 minutes left. 532 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:41,412 (Stuart chuckling) Well, I don't think it's gonna rain. 533 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:48,335 (sighs) 534 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,338 (exhales) 535 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:59,221 (TV: static) 536 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,151 (gasps) 537 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:17,656 Casey? What are you doing home, honey? Why aren't you at school? 538 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:21,452 Honey? What happened? 539 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,454 I got hit by a car. 540 00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:27,792 What? What do you mean, you got hit by a car? Where? How? 541 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:30,795 Casey, now you tell Mommy exactly what happened. 542 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,798 I got hit in the back and knocked down hard. 543 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,300 -Well, how did you get home? -Walked. 544 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,678 Well – Casey, let me look at you. 545 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,264 Ohh. Now, um – 546 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:48,020 What about this car? How fast was it going? Who hit you? 547 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:51,357 She was a lady. She was nice. 548 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,484 Listen, honey, 549 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,611 today... 550 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:58,280 something terrible happened. 551 00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:00,658 I hit this little kid with my car. 552 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,661 -Oh – -He didn't get hurt. He was okay. 553 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:08,666 -But, Jesus, it scared the hell out of me. -Oh, Jesus. All right, were the cops there? 554 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,668 I told you, he wasn't hurt. 555 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,670 Okay. All right, listen. 556 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,672 Did they get your name? 557 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:17,675 I told you, nobody was there. He's all right. 558 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:20,678 Okay. All right. I just don't wanna get sued. 559 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:24,932 -It was just a stroke of luck I didn't kill him. -I'm glad somebody's luck's holdin' out. 560 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,686 Excuse me. Excuse me. Howard? You have a phone call. 561 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,688 It's – It's your wife. 562 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,690 I think you've got time. 563 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:34,316 -Sorry. -It's okay. 564 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,194 Excuse me. 565 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,656 Jerry, we've got some great stuff, good footage coming in on the satellite. 566 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,658 -Hello. -Howard? 567 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,660 -Yeah? -Casey got hit by a car. 568 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:47,162 He's all right though. 569 00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:50,708 What do you mean, hit by a car? W-W-When? Where is he? 570 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:53,544 Well, h-h-he's here. He's home with me. 571 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,796 He's – He's all right. He's not hurt. 572 00:36:55,881 --> 00:37:00,759 Annie, calm down, start from the beginning and tell me exactly what happened. 573 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,178 Well, I put him in bed 574 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:06,348 and h-h-he fell fast asleep. 575 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:08,767 H-H-He's all right, I'm sure. 576 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,021 Why'd you let him go to sleep? You shouldn't have done that, honey. 577 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:15,399 Je-Jesus Christ! I mean, wh – W-Who hit him? How did this happen? 578 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:19,445 I don't know! I came home and he was here. 579 00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:24,033 (exhales) I – He went to sleep. I-I should let him sleep, shouldn't I? 580 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:26,952 No. No, you wake him up and you take him to the emergency room. 581 00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,829 You gotta get him looked at right away. 582 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,123 Call Bob Winslow. No, wait, I'll call him. 583 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,126 Um, just hang up the phone. I'll call you right back. Okay? 584 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:37,504 -All right. I understand. -Okay. Don't worry. 585 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,007 Everything's gonna be all right. He's gonna be fine. 586 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,343 (TV monitor: siren wailing) 587 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,553 Casey? 588 00:37:44,638 --> 00:37:48,641 Casey, we're – we're gonna get up and have some milk now. 589 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:52,353 Casey? Casey, um – 590 00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:55,898 Casey, Daddy's coming home. 591 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,818 Casey. 592 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,362 Casey. 593 00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:05,616 Casey. Casey, wake up! 594 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,701 Casey, wake up! 595 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:10,829 ANNOUNCER: Accidents happen every day. 596 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,957 Fortunately, most are harmless. 597 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,960 But some are very serious. 598 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,963 -(TV: announcer continues) -He's eight years old. I asked him. 599 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,465 Tomorrow's his birthday. 600 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,676 Such a close call. 601 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,679 Everything could have changed. Our whole lives could have changed. 602 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:30,766 Yeah, well, I wish somethin' would come along and change our life. 603 00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:36,021 -What's that supposed to mean? -Oh, nothin'. 604 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:41,360 Look, maybe I'm just sick and tired of watching you show off your ass at work. 605 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:44,738 Oh, you're drunk. And you lied to me. Get the hell out of here. 606 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,908 You want me out of here? You got it. 607 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:52,246 You told me you weren't gonna lie no more. That was the deal – no more lies. 608 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,248 Okay. Watch me go, baby. 609 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:58,752 You know, a lot of guys don't like a big ass in their face when they're trying to eat. 610 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,755 Oh, pick a fight. Go ahead. Pick a fight with me. 611 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,757 (Doreen sighs) 612 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,759 Tell you something – 613 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:09,596 I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle-aged ass anyway. 614 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,599 Don't you talk to me like that. And don't you come back here. 615 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,602 I'm not taking you back no more. You understand? No more! 616 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:18,605 -No more I'm not taking you back! -I'm not coming back! 617 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:21,608 -Slobberin' all over Honey like that. -I never touched Honey! 618 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:24,570 I didn't say you touched her! I said you slobbered on her! 619 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:28,115 -How come you don't wear your wedding ring to work anymore? -Oh, you're such a bullshit artist. 620 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,285 You're the one chippin' away at our mansion of love, baby, not me! 621 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,288 Why don't you go get drunk and pee on Irmadine's drapes again! 622 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:38,459 I'm gonna go get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now, goddamn it! 623 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,214 DOREEN: Look how stupid you're acting. 624 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:46,300 (engine starts) 625 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:49,970 What if I'd killed him? Then what? 626 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:55,434 Oh, Pat! What are you lookin' at? It's nothin' new! 627 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,519 Have a nice day. 628 00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,440 ANNOUNCER: And now back to Captain Planet. 629 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:06,612 (laughs) It's as much fun poaching Planeteers as it is poaching elephants! 630 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:09,823 -(car door shuts) -I have had enough of this! 631 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,743 ♪♪ (TV continues: sci-fi score) 632 00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:16,622 -Betty! Chad! It's me! -Your dad's here. 633 00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:18,624 -Come on. Let's go. -(knocking) 634 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,626 All right! I'm coming! 635 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,628 -Let's go. -Give me that. 636 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,630 -Betty, the key doesn't work! -Yeah! 637 00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:27,633 Listen, don't you have any fun. Stay up really late. Okay? 638 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,635 -Give me a kiss. -Okay. 639 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,637 (knocking) 640 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:34,139 You changed the lock. Happy birthday! 641 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:38,602 -Look at this helicopter I got! Isn't it neat? -Cool! Come on. Make a wish and blow. 642 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:41,605 CHAD: There's a net to catch the Planeteers in it. 643 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:44,608 It's really neat. And there's Verminous Skumm inside. 644 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:48,862 He's one of the Eco-villains. Not a good guy. I don't really like him very much. 645 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:52,116 -But it's neat. -You're not all blown out, are you? 646 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,161 Hey, how come there's only one candle? Mommy's 29. 647 00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,913 -Sure she is. -Shut up. 648 00:40:57,997 --> 00:40:59,123 That's what she told me. 649 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:03,293 I'm just trying to get Mommy used to one big candle instead of a lot of little ones. 650 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:06,296 -Is that a joke? -MAN: How are we going to get out of here? 651 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:08,132 Come on. Blow! 652 00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,342 MAN (laughing, on TV): Wait till you discover 653 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:12,678 -the rest of my surprises! -Ohh! 654 00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,680 -You got your wish! -What'd you wish for? 655 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:17,808 That the two of you would get the hell out of here. 656 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,810 Oh, Betty, you gotta keep this wound. 657 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,354 It's your clock, Stormy. You take it and keep it wound. 658 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:25,899 I want you gone when I'm out of the shower. 659 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,693 (TV continues, indistinct) 660 00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:29,570 Oof. 661 00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:34,908 (children shouting) 662 00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:48,213 Suzy, come on, boy. 663 00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:50,716 (police radio squawks, dispatcher speaking, indistinct) 664 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,303 All right, now, you go run away. We don't want you anymore. 665 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,389 Go ahead. 666 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,391 Hey, hey, hey. Sniff this. 667 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:02,394 (sniffs) Mm-mmm! Look at that. It's a bone. Mmm! 668 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,522 All right, go get it. 669 00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:07,482 (kickstand retracts) 670 00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:09,568 (engine starts) 671 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,407 (monitor beeping) 672 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,993 RALPH: Make sure they do the neuro checks every half hour. 673 00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:19,995 And diligent suctioning. 674 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:24,958 Mr. Finnigan. 675 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,880 -Yeah? -He's resting comfortably. 676 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:33,383 That's good. We'll let him sleep. That's the best thing for him right now. 677 00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,385 The medfly editorial. 678 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:37,888 Not too sure about that malathion. 679 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:39,890 Nurse, can you get me some aspirin? 680 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,975 -It's for me. -Sure, Doctor. 681 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:49,775 He's got a small blood clot, a little brain swelling, but it probably won't require surgery. 682 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:53,070 He's aspirated, but we're not too concerned about that. 683 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:56,073 -Aspirated? What is that? -He's got some fluid in his lungs. 684 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,575 Listen, we'll keep a close eye on him. Okay? 685 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:06,083 HOWARD: He knows what he's doing. It's gonna be all right, honey. 686 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,210 -I, uh – -Three more. 687 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:12,256 MAN: Damn shame you can't feel safe driving in this city no more. 688 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:15,259 His vital signs are good. We're just gonna have to wait till he wakes up. 689 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:18,762 Is there something we could do? Something we should do? 690 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:21,765 You can wait. There's a waiting room down the hall. 691 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,768 There's smoking out on the porch, if you want to smoke. 692 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:27,771 He may be waking up soon. You'll wanna be here when he does. 693 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:31,483 Yeah, well, uh, listen, how – how long you think it'll – it'll be? 694 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:35,821 You never know with these things. I just want you to do whatever makes you comfortable. 695 00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:39,199 -Come on, come on, come on! -(shouting, chattering) 696 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:41,618 -You made it. -JERRY: Yeah! 697 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,998 I hope you don't have to put too much chlorine in. 698 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:48,000 It's bad for my voice. 699 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,085 The pool's around the back. 700 00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:54,506 (chattering continues) 701 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,009 Jonathan, that's you, babe! Go up, go up! 702 00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:59,803 -Right here, right here, right here! -Zoe! 703 00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:02,848 JERRY: Excuse me. 704 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:05,475 Um, see how that bruise is – is – 705 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,978 it's intense, but it's not glowing. 706 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:11,189 So you'll wanna work on that. Let's take a look at yours. 707 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:14,526 This is good. I like that. Yeah. The bruise is really good. 708 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:19,531 Um – (clears throat) I want you to put a little bit more blood in there. 709 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,533 Oh, on the – on the, uh – on – 710 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,535 Yeah, blend off that one edge. 711 00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:26,038 -And take the brush out of your mouth. -Sorry. 712 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,540 Filter? What's the filter got to do with it? 713 00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:32,210 Well, if your filter ain't workin', and I don't think it is, there's not much I can do. 714 00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:35,380 How dangerous is this malathion? 715 00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:38,383 Well – How long have you had this system? 716 00:44:38,468 --> 00:44:40,385 Came with the house. 717 00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:45,682 Yeah? Well, I hate to be the one to tell you, but I think it's on its last legs. 718 00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:48,185 Oh, no. Don't tell me. 719 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:51,688 -So, Ace, what's up tonight? -I don't know. What do you wanna do? 720 00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:55,359 I mean, with Mom. Is she celebrating her birthday alone, or what? 721 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,944 Uh, with Gene. 722 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,946 -Jean, huh? -Mm-hmm. 723 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,948 Jean. 724 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,950 Jean. 725 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,744 Well, who's she? 726 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,121 He's a friend of Mommy's. 727 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:10,874 MAN (on TV): What do we do now? 728 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,587 (siren wailing) 729 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:23,220 (sighs) 730 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:25,806 (police radio: dispatcher speaking, indistinct) 731 00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:36,900 May I see your license and registration, ma'am? 732 00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:47,452 -Did I do something wrong, Officer? -Take your sunglasses off, ma'am. 733 00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:57,087 You know, this clown is detachable. 734 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,423 I, um – I have a permit for it. 735 00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,925 It's to code. I've been stopped before. There's never been a problem. 736 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:06,430 -Phone number, ma'am? -504-0361. 737 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:10,642 I'm gonna let you go with a warning this time, ma'am. 738 00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:14,688 You were driving too slow. Just as dangerous as driving too fast. 739 00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:19,401 Please refrain from doing so in the future. 740 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:25,449 Can I go now? 741 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:28,452 No, ma'am. I have one more question. 742 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,537 What's that? 743 00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:35,000 How many clowns can you fit in this car? 744 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,002 I beg your pardon. 745 00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:40,130 How many clowns can you fit in this car, ma'am? 746 00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:42,632 Why'd you take my phone number? 747 00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:46,761 Well, you never know when you might need the services of a clown, ma'am. 748 00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:49,306 -You have children? -No, ma'am. 749 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:54,144 I, uh – I can use some cheering up from time to time myself, ma'am. 750 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:56,271 Being a cop isn't easy. 751 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:58,356 You have a nice day now. 752 00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:05,071 If there's anything I like more than being mean, 753 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:07,699 it's being sneaky. 754 00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:09,242 (creature shrieks) 755 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:12,287 BOY (on TV): It's a trap! 756 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:15,957 -MAN (on TV): Of course it's a trap! -Gene? 757 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,460 -Is that you? -MAN (on TV): Affirmative! 758 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,962 With the Planeteers out of our way – 759 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:22,964 Chad left the TV on. 760 00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:24,966 (TV: cow mooing) 761 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:27,969 ANNOUNCER (on TV): Man dares to go where only cows have gone before. 762 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:31,515 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Bandini is the word for fertilizer. 763 00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:35,644 Oh, my God! (gasps) Chad, what are you doing here? 764 00:47:35,728 --> 00:47:38,355 -Where's your dad? -He had to go somewhere. 765 00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:40,815 He had to go somewhere without you? 766 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,026 He said he had to do something. 767 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:44,903 -Something came up. -Yeah. 768 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,905 I'll bet it did. 769 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,366 I'll bet something came up. 770 00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:51,368 So, what'd he say about you? 771 00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:54,371 He said we'll have to do it some other time. 772 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,289 Hey. 773 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,375 He's a son of a bitch. 774 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:03,672 He's a son of a bitch. 775 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:20,230 -STUART: Now? -GORDON: Bring in the – 776 00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:23,650 -(phone ringing) -(dog barking) 777 00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:30,740 Jerry Kaiser. 778 00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:32,742 -MAN (whispering): Hey, buddy, it's me. -Hey. 779 00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:35,745 Listen, I'm walking around with a fuckin' serious chubby. 780 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:37,706 Listen to what's going on. 781 00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:39,708 There's this girl here – 782 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:43,587 She's 18, she's got a body to kill for, beautiful face, and she asked me – 783 00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,590 -Why are you whispering? -to do her body makeup for this – 784 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:49,593 I'm not whispering. I'm just – I'm – I'm throaty. I'm excited. 785 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:53,305 So I gotta do full-body makeup on her. That takes an hour. 786 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:57,934 That means I'm rubbing base up and down the insides of her thighs, 787 00:48:58,019 --> 00:48:59,894 like, right around her puddy, 788 00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:01,896 and I'm just like, "Oh, man!" 789 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:05,275 I gotta run it up and down, up her – on the inside of her elastic 790 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,527 and inside her perfect ass. 791 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:10,030 I'm just, like – I'm losing it, man. 792 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:13,825 I was, like, rubbing some on her titties and she looked at me and said, "What's your name?" 793 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:15,952 I said, "My name is Bill." 794 00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:18,913 She said, "Bill, you're giving me a nipple boner." 795 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:20,915 I said, "That's right." 796 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,294 And I was just, like – I was about to drop my brushes and just fuckin' – 797 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:27,964 Oh! It was amazing. What do you think about that, man? 798 00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:30,467 Pretty amazing – Jerry? 799 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:33,053 Jerry? Kaiser? 800 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,474 (dog continues barking) 801 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:44,147 Oh – Uh, d-did you get a good grade? 802 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,816 Yeah, they gave me an A-plus, baby. 803 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:49,235 -JERRY (whispering): That's great. -Why are you whispering? 804 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,237 -Shh! Shh, shh. -What? What are you doing? 805 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,239 (continues whispering) I told you! I'm working. 806 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:56,242 You don't sound like you're – What are you doing, waiting for some rich dame – 807 00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,828 Okay, I gotta go. I'll call you back later. Bye. 808 00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:00,914 (phone beeps off) 809 00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:08,505 I wish you wouldn't do that. 810 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,217 You're not fooling me, you know. 811 00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:27,941 (water sloshing, splashing) 812 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,367 VERN: Stuart, nothing counts against first, most or biggest unless we're all fishin', man. 813 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:40,370 I'm just settin' up this new line. All right? 814 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:43,623 What about somebody – What about setting up the camp here? 815 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,625 Somebody's gotta dig the hole. 816 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:49,129 I'll do that! Just give me a couple of minutes here! 817 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:52,132 I'll help you. Just let me take a leak first. 818 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:55,427 GORDON: Hey, don't piss on any firewood! 819 00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:58,054 Yeah, and don't piss in the water! 820 00:50:58,139 --> 00:51:01,099 ♪♪ (jazz) 821 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,236 Shit. 822 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:19,868 STUART: What are you pissin' in the water for, Vern? 823 00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:22,454 I kinda like the way it sounds. 824 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,420 VERN: Hey. 825 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,672 Hey, Stuart, Gordon. 826 00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:34,674 Come here a second. 827 00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:37,302 What the hell is this? Stuart, come here! 828 00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:39,637 Gordon, get over here! 829 00:51:39,722 --> 00:51:42,265 VERN: Holy Christ! It's a dead body! 830 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:47,061 VERN: Look at that. Jesus! 831 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,523 GORDON: Who do you think it is? 832 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:54,360 -VERN: It's a dead body, isn't it? -STUART: Yeah, it's a woman, huh? 833 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,362 GORDON: She's dead, isn't she? 834 00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,865 VERN: Yeah, dead. I'll say. Look at her. 835 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:01,284 STUART: I wonder how. 836 00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:03,244 GORDON: We gotta pull her out. 837 00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:07,332 VERN: Pull her out? What are you, crazy? I don't think we should touch her. Should we? 838 00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:10,168 STUART: No, we should call somebody. I think we should call the police. 839 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:13,046 I don't think we should touch anything until we call somebody. 840 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:17,967 Great idea. How we gonna do that? You got a portable cellular phone or something? 841 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:21,638 GORDON: We can't just leave her there, can we? 842 00:52:21,722 --> 00:52:24,140 VERN: Well, I know what I'm gonna do. 843 00:52:24,225 --> 00:52:26,142 I'm gonna have a drink. 844 00:52:26,227 --> 00:52:29,646 STUART: Uh, I think Vern has the right idea. 845 00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:32,315 GORDON: Hey, wait – wait a minute! 846 00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:39,113 Why don't you go home, get some rest? I'll call you if there's any change. 847 00:52:39,198 --> 00:52:43,451 No, you go. I'll stay. You go rest up. You've got things at the station. 848 00:52:43,536 --> 00:52:45,453 I'm all right. 849 00:52:45,538 --> 00:52:47,455 I could make some calls. 850 00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:49,457 -Probably a good time. -(woman sighs) 851 00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:52,460 Look, I'll take the number of the pay phone here. 852 00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:54,170 -That's a good idea. -Yeah. 853 00:52:54,255 --> 00:52:56,464 Sometimes it takes forever to get through here. 854 00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:59,968 Uh, could you bring me some shoes – some flats – and a sweater? 855 00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:01,970 And maybe some mail? 856 00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:03,972 Magazines or something? 857 00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:05,974 It's gonna be all right. 858 00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:07,642 Bye. 859 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:14,023 (man, woman whispering, indistinct) 860 00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:17,068 -(dog growling) -(phone: line ringing) 861 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:23,241 -Marian? -(on phone) What? What's the matter? 862 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:26,244 Something horrible's happened. This has been the worst day of my life. 863 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:29,247 MARIAN: Oh, my God. What happened, Sherri? Tell me. 864 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,375 -Suzy ran away. -Oh, Jesus. 865 00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:35,712 I thought you were gonna say something happened to one of the kids, or to Gene. 866 00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:38,715 -It's Gene's fault. He's the one who let him out. -Oh, I'm sure you'll find her. 867 00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:40,216 -Him. -Yeah. 868 00:53:40,301 --> 00:53:43,219 I've been going up and down the streets all day trying to find him. 869 00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:46,222 -Kids are going nuts. -Did you call the pound? 870 00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:48,725 -Dad, Suzy's gone! -I called everyone I could think of. 871 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:52,604 -Honey, he's out running around. Don't worry. -No, Daddy, he's really gone! 872 00:53:52,688 --> 00:53:55,815 Honey, he'll come back when he's ready. Don't worry. 873 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,984 Daddy, we looked and looked. 874 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:03,281 Sweetheart, Suzy will be back as soon as he gets hungry. 875 00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:06,284 (whining) Daddy, I want Suzy back! 876 00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:08,578 Daddy, we can't find Suzy! 877 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:11,581 Listen to me, all of you. Suzy will come back sometime. 878 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:15,543 -What if she doesn't? -Well, then we'll have to get another dog. 879 00:54:15,628 --> 00:54:19,464 -We'll get a puppy this time. How's that? -I don't want another dog. I want Suzy! 880 00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:21,841 I want Suzy! 881 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,844 -WOMAN: Tell me how much you want it. -Put those on my side. 882 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,846 BOY: Why should I, Big? 883 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:29,766 Still got three fingers in your ass? 884 00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:32,143 Slut. I should make you get an egg. 885 00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:34,979 You got an egg in that refrigerator? 886 00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:36,981 No, you don't got an egg? 887 00:54:37,066 --> 00:54:39,692 -What about a candle? -(baby babbles) Candle. 888 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:42,695 What about them rubber bands I told you about? 889 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,698 I don't think you got 'em tight enough. Snap 'em! 890 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,700 -Good. -BOY: Okay. Geez! 891 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:50,495 Okay, take them rubber bands off your dick. 892 00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:52,497 I'm gonna suck your dick now. 893 00:54:52,581 --> 00:54:55,166 I'm gonna introduce your dick to my tonsils. 894 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:57,168 Sit back down. Joe, now! 895 00:54:57,252 --> 00:54:59,712 -Baby – -How long you gonna stay on that phone, Lois? 896 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:02,215 -Sit down. Look at the cards. -Say, "Please, mistress." 897 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:04,968 -Sit down. -LOIS: I didn't tell you to come! 898 00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:07,720 So tell me, how did it feel? 899 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:11,391 Next time I'm gonna make you get a Q-Tip with some aftershave 900 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:14,686 and I'm gonna make you stick it up that dick of yours. 901 00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:17,605 3:30 Wednesday. Call me, bitch. 902 00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:20,733 JOE: Bend the card! 903 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,905 They don't want another dog. 904 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,907 -Well, neither do I. -Neither do I. 905 00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:29,659 -Neither do I. -Neither do I! 906 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,369 -Neither do I! -I! I! I! 907 00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:33,579 I! 908 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:38,418 I don't even see what the difference is. 909 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:41,421 They're not even gonna know who Suzy is in a week. 910 00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:46,676 Let's take the kids, put them in the car, drive around and see if anybody's seen him. 911 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,387 -Can't do it. I got plans. -Oh, Gene, come on! 912 00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:51,889 Sherri, I told you a week and a half ago, 913 00:55:51,974 --> 00:55:55,977 I got the leadership council thing on the crack kids. 914 00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:01,190 What you should do is, you should go out with the kids, 915 00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:03,901 put up some signs, offer a reward – not too much. 916 00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:06,529 -Remember, it's a dog. -Who's Claire "The Clown" Kane? 917 00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:10,199 What are you doing looking in my pockets? 918 00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:13,202 What are you doing with her driver's license and telephone number? 919 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:17,623 You wanna know? I'll tell you. 920 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:20,710 Claire Kane, aka "The Clown," 921 00:56:21,754 --> 00:56:24,589 is a bunco artist wanted in three states. 922 00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:28,885 I have her phone number because I'm running a sting operation. Now you know. 923 00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,387 And now, unfortunately, 924 00:56:31,472 --> 00:56:35,475 I have compromised your safety and the children's safety. 925 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,560 Are you happy now? 926 00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:47,487 MARIAN: There is a – a hard, heavy physicality 927 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,489 in my new paintings 928 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:53,367 in part because I've executed them on large panels of wood, 929 00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:55,745 but I'd say that they're tempered by the – 930 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:58,331 -Oh. Sorry. -Sorry. 931 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:01,042 Um, tempered by the ephemeral use of color. 932 00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:03,294 You could almost say that it's beyond natural color. 933 00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:05,630 MAN (on phone): What are they about? 934 00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:09,383 MARIAN: Well – (sighs) I think they're about seeing 935 00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:12,428 and the responsibility that comes with that. 936 00:57:12,513 --> 00:57:15,181 -Okay. -MAN: And call next week. 937 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:18,518 -Thanks. Thank you very much. -Bye. 938 00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:20,103 Bye-bye. 939 00:57:21,355 --> 00:57:23,606 Who was that? Sherri? 940 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,942 No, that was David 941 00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:27,652 at the gallery. 942 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:30,613 Oh. David at the gallery. 943 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:33,032 I'm hoping to get a show there. 944 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:36,869 Is this "David at the gallery" going to be another Mitchell Anderson in our lives? 945 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,664 What's that supposed to mean? 946 00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:42,959 Well, that's the sort of stuff you two used to blather on about, isn't it? 947 00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,169 What are you talking about? 948 00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:49,507 The lousy painter. The one who never sold anything. Mitchell Anderson. 949 00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:55,805 Just because he never sold anything doesn't mean he was a lousy painter. 950 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:57,223 So you've said. 951 00:57:57,975 --> 00:57:59,600 Well, it's true. 952 00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:01,936 You know, scientifically speaking, Marian, 953 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:05,022 there's no such thing as "beyond natural color." 954 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:08,025 STUART: I don't know why we're sittin' around here, actin' like it was our fault. 955 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:10,528 We didn't have anything to do with it. 956 00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:12,989 GORDON: Yeah. Suppose we'd never come up here in the first place. 957 00:58:13,073 --> 00:58:17,243 When would she have been found? Maybe never. Nothing we can do to help. 958 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:21,247 VERN: She must have been murdered. I mean, she's naked and everything. 959 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:24,750 GORDON: Nothing we're gonna do about it tonight, anyway. 960 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,752 STUART: Suppose it floats away. 961 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,754 VERN: Then it's out of our hands. 962 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:32,258 Maybe that's what we oughta do – kick it loose and let somebody else find it. 963 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:36,637 STUART: Ah, I don't know. I think we oughta tie it up so it won't float away. 964 00:58:36,722 --> 00:58:40,141 Then we can, uh, you know, deal with it in the morning. 965 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,143 What do you say about that? 966 00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:45,646 VERN: I say we got two hours of prime trout time left. That's what we oughta deal with. 967 00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:48,649 GORDON: Hey, let's take a vote. 968 00:58:48,734 --> 00:58:50,651 STUART: All right by me. 969 00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:53,654 Fish now, or deal with the body. 970 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:55,656 I say fish now. 971 00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,659 Suppose the current takes it away. 972 00:58:58,744 --> 00:59:00,745 Then it's not our problem. 973 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,541 CHAD: The Planeteers are trying to save the planet and the environment. 974 00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:08,544 Uh, they're all wonderful characters. 975 00:59:08,629 --> 00:59:11,881 -Tell Gene where he comes from. -The tropical rain forest. 976 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,883 -BETTY: This one? -This is Ma-Ti. 977 00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:15,885 His power is heart. 978 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:18,471 Let's see. Where is his ring? They all come with little – 979 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:21,390 -Stormy did this on purpose. I'm gonna kill him. -This is Kwame. He has the power of earth. 980 00:59:21,475 --> 00:59:25,269 Let's say he points his ring at, maybe, Earth, and – 981 00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:27,647 Chad, you know what? 982 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,858 I think that it was really nice that Gene brought us here tonight 983 00:59:30,943 --> 00:59:32,818 and I think we should say thank you. 984 00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:36,405 -Don't you? -Mommy, can I go to the bathroom, please? 985 00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:37,990 Yeah. 986 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:42,620 -Wait. Where is it? -Uh, excuse me, miss. 987 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:44,622 Where's the restroom? 988 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:46,624 -For him? I'll take him. -Thanks. 989 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:48,709 Come on. I'll show you. 990 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:04,100 What's that? 991 01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:06,477 -What? -That. 992 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,731 -Happy birthday. -(giggles) 993 01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:13,484 What is it? An alarm clock? 994 01:00:13,568 --> 01:00:15,569 It's pretty. 995 01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:20,366 My marriage is breaking up. 996 01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:23,369 -Oh, honey, really? -Really. 997 01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:27,331 I can't think of anything but you. 998 01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:30,334 Not at work, not about the trial. 999 01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:31,877 Just you. 1000 01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:34,422 I think I'm, uh – 1001 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:38,009 I think I'm, uh, getting serious. 1002 01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:41,429 Oh, honey, I wanna be with you too. 1003 01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:46,309 (beeping) 1004 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:48,394 (phone: line ringing) 1005 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:52,815 -HOWARD (on phone): Hello. -Mrs. Finnigan, please. 1006 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,817 Uh, sorry, she's not here right now. 1007 01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:57,278 -Who's this? -This is Mr. Bitkower. 1008 01:00:57,362 --> 01:01:01,282 She placed an order today, and I just wanted to make sure I was clear about what she wanted. 1009 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:03,284 Her drawing's a little messy. 1010 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:06,704 Well, she isn't here right now. Call her back next week. All right? 1011 01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:15,546 (ringing) 1012 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,555 Hello. 1013 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:27,892 BITKOWER: I don't appreciate being hung up on when I'm calling about your order. 1014 01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:32,063 I need to know whether Mrs. Finnigan wanted a bat or a mitt. May I speak to her? 1015 01:01:32,147 --> 01:01:35,566 No, you may not. Whatever it is, just cancel it and stop calling here. 1016 01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:37,568 Now, we've got a problem here. 1017 01:01:37,652 --> 01:01:40,654 We don't need the line tied up with unimportant stuff! 1018 01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:48,329 (ringing) 1019 01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:54,251 BITKOWER: Either you give me an answer now – 1020 01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:57,046 Look, fuck you, asshole. Fuck you! 1021 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:02,510 (exhales) Jesus. 1022 01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:07,014 (ringing) 1023 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,351 -(continues ringing) -(loud crash) 1024 01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:12,436 HOWARD: Goddamn it! 1025 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:21,779 All right, tomorrow night we'll get a motel room. 1026 01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:23,781 -When? -Tomorrow night. 1027 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:26,283 Oh, no, I can't. I'm going away for the weekend. 1028 01:02:26,368 --> 01:02:28,786 -What? -Goin' to Tahoe, see my sister. 1029 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:31,997 -Tahoe? When did that get decided on? -I don't know. Last week. 1030 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:34,208 Your sister? 1031 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:36,293 -Thought your sister lived in Michigan. -That's Phyllis. 1032 01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:39,296 -This is Bunny. Bunny lives in Tahoe. -Bunny? Who's Bunny? 1033 01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:41,298 -(sighs) -You never mentioned her before. 1034 01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:43,634 -Yes, I did. She's my half sister. -Half sister? 1035 01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:46,804 And besi – Gene, you were always with your family on the weekend. 1036 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:49,890 How was I supposed to know you could get away? 1037 01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:53,519 (chuckles) Oh, well – 1038 01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:56,856 I don't know what to think, Betty. 1039 01:02:57,899 --> 01:02:59,483 Huh. 1040 01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:05,197 So, is B – Who is Bunny? 1041 01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:06,490 -Bunny – -Bunny – Who's – 1042 01:03:06,575 --> 01:03:09,827 -Bunny is my half-stepsister. -Is this your mother's kid or your father's kid? 1043 01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:11,412 -My dad's wife's kid. -Oh, yeah. 1044 01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,456 We have been planning to get together for over a year. 1045 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:15,458 -Oh, yeah? Well, what's she do in Tahoe? -What? 1046 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:18,043 What does she do in Tahoe? 1047 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,880 She work? Is she married? 1048 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:24,300 -Tahoe's a fancy place to live, you know. -Gene, stop this. 1049 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:28,637 I'm going away for a few days to visit my sister. 1050 01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:32,099 Don't try to make me feel guilty about nothing. 1051 01:03:32,184 --> 01:03:34,101 You're making mountains out of molehills. 1052 01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:36,896 -Come on – -Shh. Kid's back. 1053 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,939 There's this really neat camera up front. 1054 01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:40,941 -It's not a real camera. -Did you find the bathroom okay? 1055 01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:42,818 Uh, yeah. There's a man throwing up in there. 1056 01:03:42,903 --> 01:03:46,030 -Oh, my God. How awful. Is he all right? -Chad. 1057 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:48,657 -I don't know. -You going to visit Aunt Bunny this weekend? 1058 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:50,993 How about those peas? Let's eat up some of those peas. 1059 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:54,538 -Bunny? -He's too young to remember Bunny, okay? 1060 01:03:54,623 --> 01:03:57,458 Does not remember Bunny. Eat 'em up. 1061 01:03:57,542 --> 01:04:01,837 Anyway, it squirts water – It looks like a real camera. Please? 1062 01:04:01,922 --> 01:04:05,049 I really want it. Come on. Daddy would buy it for me. 1063 01:04:05,217 --> 01:04:07,968 ♪♪ (jazz) 1064 01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:17,436 You boys have obviously not heard of the Joe Robbins legend, have you? 1065 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:19,688 -What can I get you, pal? -Same, Jay. 1066 01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:22,441 -Are you laughin' at me? -♪♪ (jazz continues) 1067 01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:24,860 -MAN: No one was laughin' at you. -MAN #2: Go ahead. 1068 01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:26,904 (applause) 1069 01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:30,950 Next to my cell, a big Spanish brother. 1070 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:34,745 6'4", 6'5". Eddie Valdez. We called him "Big Ed." 1071 01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:37,706 I said, "Big Ed, yo, listen. Don't fuck with me." 1072 01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:41,877 Cat fuck with me. I get my hands on about 30 feet of rope. 1073 01:04:41,962 --> 01:04:43,879 Now, you may wonder where I get rope in prison. 1074 01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:47,049 Like I told you, I'm Joe Robbins. Inside or out. 1075 01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,635 (scattered applause) 1076 01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:51,637 JOE: It's all in my cell. 1077 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,639 How you doin'? 1078 01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:55,808 Good. 1079 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:59,728 Here's a song I want to sing for myself. 1080 01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:02,231 -♪♪ (resumes) -JOE: I lay low, like a black cat in the shadows. 1081 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:08,153 And I wait for this big Spanish motherfucker to come moseyin' down. 1082 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:10,281 As soon as he crossed my path, boom. 1083 01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:13,450 -♪ I'm tired ♪ -Flies on shit – 1084 01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:15,744 ♪ So tired ♪ 1085 01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:20,249 Around his neck so quick, then pushed him over the fucking guardrail. 1086 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:24,169 The rope snaps tight. His fuckin' head pops off. 1087 01:05:24,254 --> 01:05:27,381 His body keeps plummeting downward, and he falls 1088 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:30,384 neck hole first into the ground. 1089 01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:32,469 My point is, 1090 01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:34,471 Big Ed pissed me off just a little bit. 1091 01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:37,725 -You wanna keep it down so the lady can sing? -You pissin' me off a lot. 1092 01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:39,351 Wait. 1093 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:42,605 Hey, come on. 1094 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:46,317 -I made a mistake, all right? -Yeah, you made a mistake. 1095 01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:50,279 -See, my shit's live. -Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. 1096 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:53,490 Where was I? I was tellin' a story here. 1097 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:57,202 ♪ But I won't be sorry ♪ 1098 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,956 ♪ If you won't be ♪ 1099 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:07,046 ♪ And I don't want your pity ♪ 1100 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:12,217 ♪ Or your sympathy ♪ 1101 01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:17,973 ♪ But with $45 ♪ 1102 01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:19,975 -♪ I can make it ♪ -Hi. 1103 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:24,396 -Hi. How's he doin'? -♪ You wait and see ♪ 1104 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,899 He's still asleep. He really hasn't moved. 1105 01:06:30,070 --> 01:06:32,196 What's, uh – What's all this? 1106 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,240 I don't know. Dr. Wyman ordered it. 1107 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,577 Any change? 1108 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:42,456 -Well, he says the numbers look good. -Yeah? 1109 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:46,460 I don't think it's good he keeps sleeping like this. I don't think that's a good sign. 1110 01:06:46,544 --> 01:06:48,712 He's okay. He's gonna be all right. 1111 01:06:48,797 --> 01:06:50,756 He'll wake up soon. 1112 01:06:51,758 --> 01:06:55,511 I talked to, uh, Bob Winslow. He's in Hawaii. 1113 01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:59,181 And he knows this – this Wyman fellow. He says we're in good hands. 1114 01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:01,934 -He knows what's what. -Good. 1115 01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:05,062 I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee. 1116 01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:07,106 -You stay with Casey. -Okay. 1117 01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:13,737 Oh, God. Why won't he wake up? 1118 01:07:13,822 --> 01:07:17,616 ♪ It isn't as if ♪ 1119 01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:22,287 ♪ I was just anybody ♪ 1120 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:27,584 ♪ On Broadway I danced ♪ 1121 01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:30,212 ♪ For that senator ♪ 1122 01:07:32,424 --> 01:07:37,136 ♪ They know me in London ♪ 1123 01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:41,098 ♪ And they know me in Paris ♪ 1124 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:45,978 -Hmm. -♪ I'm only talking ♪ 1125 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:50,524 ♪ 'Cause you looked like you needed a friend ♪♪ 1126 01:07:56,656 --> 01:07:59,074 Here. Gimme that. Gimme that. I'll tie it around the wrist. 1127 01:07:59,159 --> 01:08:01,243 GORDON: Never thought I'd be doing anything like this. 1128 01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,245 -Yeah, me neither. -VERN: What's she feel like, Stuart? 1129 01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:06,248 -Oh, God. -Feel her tits? 1130 01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:08,250 You know, I just realized, 1131 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,878 there's probably a thousand guys in LA who'd be ballin' her right now. 1132 01:08:10,962 --> 01:08:12,880 GORDON: Will you shut up! 1133 01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:15,090 I'm just trying to lighten things up a little bit, all right? 1134 01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:17,843 STUART: Yeah, let's get the hell out of here. Come on. Tie that up. 1135 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:20,596 VERN: Man, if you'd have told me I was fooling around with a dead body up here, 1136 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,474 -I'd have told you you were full of shit. -GORDON: Yeah. Okay, let's go. 1137 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:31,500 -Stop stealing. -Bill, God. What'd ya sneak – Bill. 1138 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:32,835 -I'm sorry. -You scared me. 1139 01:09:32,919 --> 01:09:34,878 -You want to make up? -Why did you sneak up on me? 1140 01:09:34,963 --> 01:09:37,297 -What time are your classes, huh? -I'm ditching. 1141 01:09:37,382 --> 01:09:38,924 -(chuckles) -I wanna see you. It's true. 1142 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:41,009 -You've got to go to class. -Are you snoopin' around? 1143 01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:44,680 -All you're supposed to do is just feed the fish. -Look at this one, though. Look at this one. 1144 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:46,723 -Look it, that's a lionfish, honey. -Oh, really? 1145 01:09:46,808 --> 01:09:50,185 -He is. Go on. You should go to classes. -Okay. 1146 01:09:50,270 --> 01:09:52,896 -These are strange people, honey. -I know. 1147 01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:56,108 -What's in here? -Bill – Don't snoop, Bill. 1148 01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:57,818 -Don't snoop. -Why not? 1149 01:09:57,902 --> 01:09:59,820 You respect their privacy. 1150 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,197 Why not snoop around with their "Hot Fudge" videos out? 1151 01:10:02,282 --> 01:10:04,867 -Their sick, dirty pornography. -(chuckles) 1152 01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:07,327 These people are creepy. They're creepy. 1153 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:08,954 Use an ashtray when you smoke in here. 1154 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:11,039 -That's a rule. That's a rule. -Why? There's no – 1155 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:13,876 -Oh, you brought my ashtray. -Our ashtray . 1156 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,211 See, on the list it says it's good for the carpet. 1157 01:10:16,296 --> 01:10:19,006 -Oh, Bill. -How long are these creeps gonna be out of town? 1158 01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:21,008 A month. 1159 01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:24,386 You know what? 1160 01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:26,805 -I think we should move in here. -No. 1161 01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:28,891 -And really – Yeah. -We can't do that. 1162 01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:31,435 It's the only respectful thing to do. 1163 01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:33,270 -Nah, that wouldn't be right. -Why not? 1164 01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,022 'Cause that's not right, Bill. 1165 01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:39,318 -Okay. -She's right. 1166 01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:42,321 -So, I'll see you around 6:00, okay? -Yeah. I'll come home. 1167 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:48,660 But you know we're gonna do the right thing in their bed tonight, right? 1168 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:50,954 Oh, uh – I don't know. 1169 01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:11,224 STUART: Whoo-hoo! 1170 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:15,854 Hey, Vern! 1171 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:19,107 -Hey! -Look at here! 1172 01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:21,485 -How big? -It's about three or four pounds. 1173 01:11:21,569 --> 01:11:24,863 I got it! Hey! Didn't I tell ya? 1174 01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:27,866 It's Moby fuckin' Dick here! Look at this! 1175 01:11:29,369 --> 01:11:31,286 Come on, baby. Come on! 1176 01:11:31,371 --> 01:11:33,455 -Come to Papa. -♪♪ (cello) 1177 01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:36,458 ♪♪ (continues) 1178 01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:02,734 How long are you gonna do that? Do you know what time it is? 1179 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,696 ♪♪ (continues) 1180 01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:13,954 Do you have to play so loud? 1181 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:23,672 That's Chick's fault. He was always hot for the string players. 1182 01:12:23,756 --> 01:12:26,174 (scoffs) I always thought they were weird. 1183 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:29,386 String players and girl singers. 1184 01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:31,221 -How come – -That was his weakness. 1185 01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:34,099 (clears throat) I don't remember him? 1186 01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:39,479 Well, mainly because he wasn't around that much. 1187 01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:43,775 Hell, he exploded when you were barely six. 1188 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:45,610 Get me another "Veggie Mary," will ya? 1189 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,197 Talk – Talk more about Dad. 1190 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:51,199 Not much more to tell, baby. 1191 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:54,870 He was a prick. That's the long and the short of it. 1192 01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:58,540 -Wanna get the door? -Mommy, Daddy's here. 1193 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:04,379 -Hey! -Go to your room. 1194 01:13:04,464 --> 01:13:07,507 Finish up what I told you to do. What do you want? 1195 01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:09,676 I came to get my mother's clock. 1196 01:13:09,761 --> 01:13:12,763 -What's wrong with you? -Well, it is my clock, isn't it? 1197 01:13:13,765 --> 01:13:16,892 -Finish. Do what I told you. -(sighs) Oh, Betty. 1198 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:18,935 What you did to your son is unforgivable. 1199 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:22,522 What, he didn't tell you Daddy's been flying nights, bombin' the dirty medflies? 1200 01:13:23,775 --> 01:13:26,151 Get it and get out. 1201 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:27,944 This house is half mine, you know. 1202 01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:30,781 -Liar! -I pay for it. 1203 01:13:30,865 --> 01:13:34,284 Take what you think is yours and get out of my life! 1204 01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:37,871 New sheets. Jungle theme, huh? 1205 01:13:37,955 --> 01:13:39,831 -Goin' somewhere? -Yeah, I am. 1206 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:43,168 -Yeah? Where? -None of your business. 1207 01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:46,838 Your, uh, condom file drawer is open. 1208 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:48,840 Going with Gene? 1209 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:53,136 Going somewhere with Jungle Gene? 1210 01:13:53,221 --> 01:13:55,889 Get your fucking clock and get out of here! 1211 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,328 -(glass shatters) -Oh! 1212 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:39,057 Goddamn it, Zoe! What was that? 1213 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:01,496 (car engine starts) 1214 01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:12,382 Thank you. 1215 01:15:12,466 --> 01:15:15,677 -What was the patient's name? -Eh, the boy's name is – is Finnigan. 1216 01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:19,598 Uh, h-his father is Howard Finnigan, if that helps. 1217 01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:21,600 Excuse me. I'm Claire the Clown. 1218 01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:23,602 I'm here to do a party in the pediatrics ward. 1219 01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:26,688 -Yes. I'll call the head nurse. -Uh – Uh, excuse me. Uh, Claire? 1220 01:15:26,772 --> 01:15:29,816 -Uh, do you do tricks in your, uh, routine? -Yes. Uh-huh. 1221 01:15:29,901 --> 01:15:32,402 Oh, I've got something to show you. I brought this stuff along. 1222 01:15:32,486 --> 01:15:34,988 I wanted to do this trick for my grandson. 1223 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:39,075 He's a patient in there. I used to do this for his dad when he was just a kid. 1224 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,704 Now, I am going to move that egg from this glass 1225 01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:46,374 into that glass without touching it. 1226 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:48,877 You say to me, "How could you possibly do that?" Go ahead. 1227 01:15:48,961 --> 01:15:50,879 (little girl's voice) How could you possibly do that? 1228 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:52,923 (little boy's voice) I'm going to show you. 1229 01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:57,427 I-Is that a touch of terrific? It's yours! 1230 01:15:57,511 --> 01:16:00,722 Thanks. It's good for bars, but I don't think it's a children's trick. 1231 01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:03,058 -WOMAN: Claire. -I'm here. 1232 01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:05,602 The Finnigan boy's in Intensive Care, sir. 1233 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:09,314 -But I think that's his mother over there. -Oh. 1234 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,608 Dr. Wyman, it's Claire. 1235 01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:14,444 Claire Kane. Remember? From the concert. 1236 01:16:14,528 --> 01:16:18,907 Um – (chuckles) This is what I do. I'm doing a chil – I'm – I'm a clown. 1237 01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:21,701 (chuckles) I'm really looking forward to dinner. 1238 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:24,287 -Stuart's bringing the fish. Remember? -Right. 1239 01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:28,083 -Who's that? -I have no idea. 1240 01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:33,088 Ann? Ann Finnigan? 1241 01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:36,258 Oh, good. Th-The girl said that she thought you were – 1242 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:39,135 Yeah, I just didn't want to walk into the boy's room alone, you know. 1243 01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:41,638 -Do I – Do – -Oh, I'm sorry. Paul Finnigan, huh? 1244 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:43,640 Howard's dad. 1245 01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:45,642 -Howard's dad? -Yeah. Yeah. Howard's dad. 1246 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:47,644 I was just passing through LA, and I, uh – 1247 01:16:47,728 --> 01:16:50,563 Well, actually, I've been living in Riverside for a number of years. 1248 01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:53,692 Olla filled me in on what was going on around here. 1249 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,902 -Olla? -Yeah, Olla. 1250 01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:58,530 -How's the boy? -Well, he has a head injury – 1251 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:01,074 a little clot and some swelling. 1252 01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:04,786 But they don't have to operate. We're a little worried because he won't wake up. 1253 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,579 -Oh. -So you're Howard's dad? 1254 01:17:06,664 --> 01:17:10,292 -Yeah, yeah. -Well, it was very thoughtful of you to come by. 1255 01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:12,585 Yeah. Oh, hey, hey. I was gonna come by. 1256 01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:14,671 But I just heard about this now. 1257 01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:18,633 You know, I've never even seen him. You know, uh, Kevin – It's, uh – 1258 01:17:18,718 --> 01:17:22,470 -Casey. -Casey, yeah. Yeah, Casey. 1259 01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:25,140 -Howard's doing real good, isn't he? -Well, we're – 1260 01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:29,561 We're very worried. You know, he – he – he won't wake up. 1261 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:34,482 Uh, but other than that, he doesn't have any broken bones, so – 1262 01:17:35,526 --> 01:17:38,486 N-No, I mean, Howard's doing real good. 1263 01:17:38,571 --> 01:17:41,573 -Oh. -The TV editorials, you know. 1264 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,575 Yeah. 1265 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:47,120 (horn honking) 1266 01:18:00,259 --> 01:18:03,345 (phone ringing) 1267 01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:04,512 -Hello? -GENE: Who's this? 1268 01:18:04,597 --> 01:18:06,806 -Well, who's this? -Let me speak to Betty. 1269 01:18:06,891 --> 01:18:10,518 -Give me that phone. -No, she's not dressed right now. 1270 01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:12,562 -Give it to me! -Honey, put your panties on! 1271 01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:14,856 -GENE: Who is this? -Give me that phone! Who is it? 1272 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,692 Give it to me! Give it to me! 1273 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:20,528 -Have a nice weekend! -Get out of here! 1274 01:18:20,613 --> 01:18:22,989 Hello! Hello! 1275 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:30,205 Hello? Betty Weathers. 1276 01:18:38,005 --> 01:18:41,633 (siren wailing) 1277 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:50,058 -Take it easy with him. -What is it? 1278 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:53,895 They're gonna operate again. He's gonna be all right. Thank you. 1279 01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:56,523 -Now, don't bump him! -Keep that hallway clear. 1280 01:18:56,607 --> 01:19:00,193 ANN: You're not gonna believe this, but your father's out there. 1281 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,195 My father? You mean Paul? 1282 01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:03,822 Yes. 1283 01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:05,740 He was always such a good kid. 1284 01:19:05,825 --> 01:19:10,286 -Who's Olla? -Olla? That's my aunt. 1285 01:19:10,371 --> 01:19:12,914 That's who your father talked to. 1286 01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,874 HOWARD: What happened to the Willis boy? 1287 01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:17,001 ANN: He's in surgery. 1288 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:20,004 So, when did you last – 1289 01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:23,758 -(stammering) -So, when did you talk to him last? 1290 01:19:23,843 --> 01:19:26,428 He lives in Riverside. That's not that far away. 1291 01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:30,098 I don't know. This is as much of a surprise to me as it is to anybody. 1292 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:34,894 I mean, I haven't seen him in years. I haven't talked to him since the divorce. 1293 01:19:36,856 --> 01:19:39,524 ANN: I wonder why he picked now. 1294 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:44,612 (chuckling) 1295 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:48,032 -Hi, Dad. -Hey, son. Ah! 1296 01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:52,412 Oh, you are lookin' good. (chuckling) 1297 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,457 Hey, oh, I'm sorry to hear about what happened to, um, uh – 1298 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:58,793 -Casey. -Yeah, the kid. Oh, I'm sure he's gonna be fine. 1299 01:19:58,878 --> 01:20:00,462 -We're praying. -Yeah. 1300 01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:04,382 -You, uh – You – You've met Ann? -Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah, sure. 1301 01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:08,136 I seen you a couple of times on television there. You're a real authority. 1302 01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:11,222 -Huh? Huh? (chuckles) -Yeah. 1303 01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:15,477 So, uh – uh – It's a bit of a surprise seeing – 1304 01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:17,479 -Yeah. -H-How'd you find us? 1305 01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:20,190 Olla. Yeah. 1306 01:20:20,274 --> 01:20:23,318 HOWARD: So, uh, how you been? 1307 01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:26,654 (stammers) Pretty good. (chuckles) 1308 01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:29,032 You know. It's – 1309 01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:37,207 Well, I-I'm gonna go back with Casey. It was nice to meet you. 1310 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:40,835 -Yeah, wasn't it? -ANN: I'll see you back there, honey. 1311 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:43,213 SHERRI: Well, at least he came home last night. 1312 01:20:43,297 --> 01:20:45,215 That's more than I can say for the dog. 1313 01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:48,051 Why don't you say something to him? Tell him what you think. 1314 01:20:48,135 --> 01:20:50,261 Oh, he'd just deny it. 1315 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:52,263 If I start to get specific about things, 1316 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:55,016 he starts screaming about what kind of job he has. 1317 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:57,185 He's a pathological liar. 1318 01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:01,064 To tell you the truth, I'm more worried about the dog. 1319 01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:04,234 -Mm-hmm. I know what you mean. -Hi, Sherri. How are the kids? 1320 01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:07,320 MARIAN: They lost their dog. Suzy ran away. 1321 01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,364 That's a shame. She'll probably be back. 1322 01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:11,366 I wouldn't worry about it. 1323 01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:13,535 MARIAN: It's a he. Suzy's a boy. 1324 01:21:13,619 --> 01:21:15,787 Yeah, yeah. That's – That's what I meant. 1325 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:19,332 What are you doing home? You're not supposed to be home now. 1326 01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:22,710 Oh, w-we have – we have that thing with the, uh – 1327 01:21:22,795 --> 01:21:25,421 You know, the, uh, the husband and wife? 1328 01:21:25,506 --> 01:21:27,423 -MARIAN: Kanes. -Who are the Kanes? 1329 01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:29,551 MARIAN: They're these people that we met at the concert. 1330 01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:32,387 They have tickets next to us. It's not tonight. It's tomorrow night. 1331 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:35,807 Remember? He's going fishing. We're gonna eat his fish. 1332 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,976 Tomorrow? Oh, shit! 1333 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,978 Excuse me, Sherri. Um – 1334 01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:43,064 I told Sherri I'd go home, have dinner with her and the kids. They're really upset. 1335 01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:45,900 Ralph, you're welcome to come. But Gene's not gonna be there. 1336 01:21:45,985 --> 01:21:48,736 I don't think you want to come, honey. You don't want to come, do you? 1337 01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:51,030 You don't want to come, do you? 1338 01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:53,408 No. No, I-I-I can't. 1339 01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:55,910 I've got, uh, work. 1340 01:21:55,995 --> 01:21:57,954 Some lemons. 1341 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:09,090 I will for a little bit. Maybe he'll wake up if I'm not here. 1342 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:11,467 Yeah. Well, when you get home, just s-sit and rest, 1343 01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:14,762 or get something to eat, or just have a bath. 1344 01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:18,725 And let's try to, uh, just, uh, forget about it, okay? 1345 01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:21,811 -Everything's gonna be all right. -Oh, yeah. 1346 01:22:21,895 --> 01:22:25,231 Uh, excuse me. I think – Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were asleep. 1347 01:22:25,316 --> 01:22:28,943 I think your son is in the room next to my grandson, you know? 1348 01:22:29,028 --> 01:22:31,446 At least, I assume it's your son. I'm not from around here. 1349 01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:33,948 I'm just here because the kid got hit by a car. 1350 01:22:34,033 --> 01:22:37,076 Uh, are you the father of that newsman on Channel 9? 1351 01:22:37,161 --> 01:22:39,078 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1352 01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:42,123 -Yeah. Well, I'm Knute. This is my wife, Dora. -Oh, hi. Paul Finnigan. 1353 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,877 -Oh, that's your wife? You two – -I'm sorry to hear about your grandson. 1354 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:48,212 Yeah, he got a cracked skull and a concussion. 1355 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,131 -Oh, no. -He's gonna be all right. 1356 01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,633 But they said he's in shock right now. 1357 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:54,636 -I – I – -Well, our son, Brian – 1358 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,971 -Well, he's been operated on twice. -Twice. 1359 01:22:57,056 --> 01:22:59,307 -No kidding. -Somebody shot him on the freeway. 1360 01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,017 -What? -Yes. 1361 01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:04,062 -Just driving along, minding his own business. -Driving along, minding his own business. 1362 01:23:04,146 --> 01:23:06,564 -And somebody shot him. -Oh, my God. What's the world coming to? 1363 01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:08,775 I don't know. Nobody knows who did it. 1364 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,819 Jesus. Well, ours was like a hit-and-run too. 1365 01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:21,204 (engine revving) 1366 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,626 MAN (on TV): A recent graduate of Seton Hall University, 1367 01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:29,921 he drank every day of his college life. 1368 01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,923 -Beer and Jack Daniel's. -Mom? 1369 01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:34,175 -Yeah, I'm in here. -Not necessarily together. 1370 01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:36,010 -He still loves to get buzzed. -Hi. 1371 01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:39,639 He doesn't do it quite as much. But he's not about to give up drinking. 1372 01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:41,516 -Hi. -Shh. I'm watching. 1373 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,601 -What are you watching? -Don't call it a disease. 1374 01:23:43,686 --> 01:23:46,479 -Why do you like that guy? -Phil? I love him. 1375 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:48,981 -Got you something. -Huh? 1376 01:23:49,066 --> 01:23:52,860 -Look. -Oh, cute. Goldfish. Haven't seen those in years. 1377 01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:54,904 Aren't those nice? 1378 01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:57,573 -I'll set it up for ya. -How you feed 'em? 1379 01:23:57,658 --> 01:23:59,575 I'll show ya. 1380 01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,994 Jesus. Ma, it smells like a bar in here. 1381 01:24:03,122 --> 01:24:07,375 Well, Earl's startin' on another one. I don't know if I can take it anymore. 1382 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,711 He gets so mean. Didn't use to. 1383 01:24:09,795 --> 01:24:12,046 We used to have a good time when we drank. 1384 01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:14,465 How long you gonna let that guy ruin your life? 1385 01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:21,389 Mom, what are you doing smoking? You said you quit. 1386 01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:24,058 I can't quit smokin' when I got a lot of other stuff goin' on. 1387 01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:26,728 Why don't you think about yourself for a change, huh? 1388 01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:30,940 -I got to think about Earl. -Mom, he is a – he is a pig. Do you know that? 1389 01:24:31,024 --> 01:24:32,650 He's a drunken, stupid pig. 1390 01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:34,902 I don't want you to talk that way about your father. 1391 01:24:34,987 --> 01:24:36,988 He's not my father. 1392 01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:38,990 Well, he's my husband. Don't you forget it. 1393 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:42,452 He's an asshole. I know, Mom. 1394 01:24:42,536 --> 01:24:45,163 -Believe me, I know. He's a – -You don't know. 1395 01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:47,248 I don't want to hear that anymore. 1396 01:24:47,332 --> 01:24:49,250 You told that story one time too many. 1397 01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:53,296 Look at me. He was drunk anyway, and you know it. 1398 01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:56,549 He's all I've got. I need company. 1399 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:59,051 MAN (on TV): We're addicted to addiction. 1400 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:03,765 Honey, yesterday I hit a kid. 1401 01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:06,267 -What? -I hit an eight-year-old kid. 1402 01:25:06,351 --> 01:25:08,811 He wasn't hurt. I just kind of brushed him, knocked him down. 1403 01:25:08,896 --> 01:25:12,356 But it was so close. He's such a little sweetie too. 1404 01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:15,443 I tried to give him a lift to his house. He told me his mom and dad told him 1405 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:18,029 never to get into the car with anybody unless they said it was okay. 1406 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:21,365 Oh. You're very lucky. You know that? 1407 01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:24,994 If I'd been going faster, I would've killed him. 1408 01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:26,996 Imagine. 1409 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:30,208 How could you get over that? You couldn't. 1410 01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:35,213 I came home. I told Earl our whole life could change. 1411 01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:37,632 Earl tells me to go on a diet. 1412 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:39,634 That's all he could think of to say. 1413 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,728 Hey! 1414 01:25:52,189 --> 01:25:54,106 (shutter clicks) 1415 01:25:57,402 --> 01:26:00,238 I tell ya? Did I tell ya? 1416 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,240 That's the best fishing I've ever had. 1417 01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:04,325 Yeah, but I lost four of those motherfuckers. 1418 01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:06,869 -(shutter clicks) -(chuckles) 1419 01:26:06,954 --> 01:26:12,083 Yeah, but tell me it wasn't worth it. I mean, even four hours of walking is worth this. 1420 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,668 Yeah. 1421 01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:16,921 Yeah, but what are we gonna... 1422 01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:19,006 do about you-know-what? 1423 01:26:19,091 --> 01:26:20,591 (sighs) 1424 01:26:21,593 --> 01:26:23,803 I'm gonna take another picture. 1425 01:26:49,580 --> 01:26:53,624 Okay. Uh, right there, bring it down a little bit. Right on the cantabile. A little bit down. 1426 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:56,878 Zoe, i-i-is that bothering you? 1427 01:26:56,962 --> 01:26:59,463 -It looks terrible. -Oh, no. 1428 01:26:59,548 --> 01:27:01,966 -Can we start right – -How did you do that? 1429 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:04,844 Um, I fell carrying my mom's lunch tray. 1430 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:07,555 -Can we start right at – at – -By the way, how is your mother? 1431 01:27:07,639 --> 01:27:11,642 -Is – Is she all right? -No. 1432 01:27:11,727 --> 01:27:16,314 I don't think she's got much time left. I – I can see her change right in front of my eyes. 1433 01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:19,942 (sighs) It's a cruel disease. Can – Can we start at number six? 1434 01:27:20,027 --> 01:27:21,986 Okay. Number six. 1435 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:43,674 Ah. (sighs) 1436 01:27:45,761 --> 01:27:48,095 (phone ringing) 1437 01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:53,434 -Hello? Howard? -BITKOWER: No, this is not Howard. 1438 01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:55,603 Oh, I'm sorry. Who are you calling? 1439 01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:57,855 Casey. 1440 01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:00,942 I want to talk about that little bastard Casey. 1441 01:28:01,026 --> 01:28:03,444 Casey? Who is this? 1442 01:28:05,364 --> 01:28:07,365 Hello? 1443 01:28:07,449 --> 01:28:09,367 Hello? 1444 01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:22,880 (engine running) 1445 01:28:22,965 --> 01:28:24,882 -(engine shuts off) -(knocking) 1446 01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:27,093 (dog barking) 1447 01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:57,248 (engine starts) 1448 01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:07,842 (engine starts) 1449 01:29:26,445 --> 01:29:28,404 (engine shuts off) 1450 01:29:44,963 --> 01:29:47,506 This is good. Is that Suzy? 1451 01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:50,718 Is that her tail? That's nice. I really like that. 1452 01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:52,887 -Marian. -Okay. 1453 01:29:57,142 --> 01:29:59,101 -Don't let the kids see. -Why? 1454 01:29:59,186 --> 01:30:01,562 'Cause I don't want to hear Gene's bullshit. 1455 01:30:01,646 --> 01:30:03,147 GIRL: No! 1456 01:30:05,317 --> 01:30:07,902 He's playing around. I can smell it on him. 1457 01:30:07,986 --> 01:30:10,488 -You think it's serious? -As serious as it ever is. 1458 01:30:10,572 --> 01:30:12,490 Why do you put up with it, Sherri? 1459 01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:14,742 I just got to sweat it out. 1460 01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:19,205 She'll dump him, and then he'll come running home to Mommy all lovey-dovey. 1461 01:30:19,289 --> 01:30:21,499 -It's always the same story. -He's such an asshole. 1462 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,834 He's such a liar. 1463 01:30:25,462 --> 01:30:28,839 Sometimes I ask him stuff just to entertain myself. 1464 01:30:28,924 --> 01:30:31,801 -What do you mean? -Just to see what kind of cockamamy lie 1465 01:30:31,885 --> 01:30:33,803 he's gonna come up with next. 1466 01:30:33,887 --> 01:30:36,514 I mean, some of the stories are really fantastic. 1467 01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,524 Betty. 1468 01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:09,004 (water running) 1469 01:31:17,556 --> 01:31:20,850 (TV: man speaking, indistinct) 1470 01:32:04,269 --> 01:32:06,896 (motor starts) 1471 01:32:20,619 --> 01:32:22,453 How's the sex? 1472 01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:28,250 Well, he's real quick. 1473 01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:32,379 He's too quick for me. 1474 01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:34,089 Plus, he won't do oral. 1475 01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:38,886 -Do you? -I used to, before we got married. 1476 01:32:38,970 --> 01:32:42,306 I would if he would stop fooling around. I kind of like it. 1477 01:32:45,435 --> 01:32:47,436 What about you? 1478 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:51,065 -Ralph's pretty conservative. -Yeah? 1479 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:54,068 BOY: No! 1480 01:32:54,152 --> 01:32:57,029 -How about other than Ralph? -(children chattering) 1481 01:32:57,113 --> 01:32:59,782 Oh, we've been married a long time, Sherri. 1482 01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:03,911 There's never been anybody else since you've been married? 1483 01:33:07,540 --> 01:33:09,500 No. 1484 01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:13,003 Yeah. Me neither. 1485 01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:18,008 Not since the kids. 1486 01:33:18,093 --> 01:33:21,428 BOY: I don't want to! No! 1487 01:33:38,989 --> 01:33:42,283 This atmosphere sure brings it back to me, son, I'll tell ya. 1488 01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:46,537 How many years has it been? Say, what? Maybe 25 years? 1489 01:33:46,621 --> 01:33:49,206 -What? -Your accident. 1490 01:33:49,291 --> 01:33:51,208 Oh, it's about, uh, 30. 1491 01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:54,628 I don't know where all that time went. 1492 01:33:56,298 --> 01:33:58,465 Oh. (chuckles) 1493 01:33:58,550 --> 01:34:01,510 Howard. Uh-oh. (chuckles) 1494 01:34:01,594 --> 01:34:05,347 You remember? I brought it along to show, uh – 1495 01:34:05,432 --> 01:34:07,558 -Casey. -C-C-Casey. Yeah. 1496 01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:09,560 Casey. 1497 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:15,024 Speaking of that, you know the creek? 1498 01:34:15,108 --> 01:34:18,277 You can't cross it anymore now. They put a gate up about 10, 11 year – 1499 01:34:18,361 --> 01:34:21,572 -Yeah, 11 years ago. Just before I left. -Yeah? That's good. 1500 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:24,992 Of course, if they'd had a gate, that would have... 1501 01:34:25,076 --> 01:34:26,660 changed things, wouldn't it? 1502 01:34:26,745 --> 01:34:28,787 I mean, you wouldn't have been in the hospital that day. 1503 01:34:28,872 --> 01:34:31,832 And I – Hell, you probably wouldn't be out here. 1504 01:34:31,916 --> 01:34:34,460 You might not have even had Casey, let alone him being in the hospital. 1505 01:34:34,544 --> 01:34:37,254 We could still be back in Minnesota with me, and married – 1506 01:34:37,339 --> 01:34:38,922 Pop, stop it. 1507 01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:41,091 (rings) 1508 01:34:44,971 --> 01:34:46,930 (rings) 1509 01:34:50,935 --> 01:34:52,853 (rings) 1510 01:34:56,775 --> 01:34:58,734 (rings) 1511 01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:04,114 CASEY'S VOICE: Hi. This is the Finnigan home. 1512 01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:08,744 We can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message after the beep. 1513 01:35:08,828 --> 01:35:10,746 (beeps) 1514 01:35:10,830 --> 01:35:13,040 BITKOWER: "Oh, somewhere in this favored land 1515 01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,709 "the sun is shining bright, 1516 01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:18,545 "the band is playing somewhere 1517 01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:21,882 "and somewhere hearts are light. 1518 01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,760 "And somewhere men are laughing, 1519 01:35:24,844 --> 01:35:28,597 "and somewhere children shout, 1520 01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:31,975 "but there is no joy in Mudville – 1521 01:35:32,060 --> 01:35:35,354 mighty Casey has struck out." 1522 01:35:35,438 --> 01:35:37,398 (phone line clicks) 1523 01:35:37,482 --> 01:35:40,234 You still resent my not being in the hospital with you, don't ya? 1524 01:35:40,318 --> 01:35:42,403 No, I don't. I don't even remember. 1525 01:35:42,487 --> 01:35:43,987 Yeah, you do. 1526 01:35:45,323 --> 01:35:48,700 You know it, uh – it wasn't my decision. 1527 01:35:48,785 --> 01:35:52,413 Things had gotten so out of hand between your mother and me by then that I – 1528 01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:55,666 Hell, I didn't want to be in your room and make it worse. 1529 01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:57,668 I don't even remember the hospital. 1530 01:35:57,752 --> 01:36:00,963 I remember, uh, the car flippin' over 1531 01:36:01,047 --> 01:36:03,590 and gettin' washed away. 1532 01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:06,176 (chuckles) That's about it. 1533 01:36:08,513 --> 01:36:11,640 I did something that day that I'd never done in my life. 1534 01:36:15,186 --> 01:36:17,521 I didn't tell your mother the truth. 1535 01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:21,191 Called in sick, and then I left like I was going to work. 1536 01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:23,777 And I didn't tell your mother I was going over to Olla's house 1537 01:36:23,862 --> 01:36:25,779 to hook up a new fridge and an ice maker. 1538 01:36:25,864 --> 01:36:27,781 -She'd have had a fit! -(sighs) 1539 01:36:27,866 --> 01:36:29,783 I mean, even if she knew that I was getting paid for my time, 1540 01:36:29,868 --> 01:36:31,785 she would have had a fit. 1541 01:36:31,870 --> 01:36:33,954 It was okay for her to help Olla. Oh, not for me. 1542 01:36:34,038 --> 01:36:36,248 See? She was very possessive that way. 1543 01:36:36,332 --> 01:36:38,625 Well, sisters are funny, you know. 1544 01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:42,129 Hell, in this case, I was happy to oblige. I needed the extra money. 1545 01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:44,131 And it was Olla's idea not to involve your mother. 1546 01:36:44,215 --> 01:36:47,426 It was Olla's idea for me to lie. 1547 01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:52,431 I figured it would take a couple hours. Then I'll go to work, tell 'em I'm feeling better. 1548 01:36:52,515 --> 01:36:55,058 Anyway, I – I told Olla I'd be over early, and I was. 1549 01:36:55,143 --> 01:36:57,811 But there was no answer. So, uh, the – the door was open. 1550 01:36:57,896 --> 01:37:01,064 I go in. I hear that she's up in the shower. So I holler out. 1551 01:37:01,149 --> 01:37:03,984 You know, so that she won't get scared when she comes out of the shower 1552 01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:06,403 and hears me working down in the basement, and so forth. 1553 01:37:06,488 --> 01:37:07,905 Anyway, I go down. 1554 01:37:07,989 --> 01:37:11,492 After a while, Olla comes down to the basement 1555 01:37:11,576 --> 01:37:14,161 (scoffs) in a robe. 1556 01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:17,164 Huh? 1557 01:37:17,248 --> 01:37:21,251 And she says that she got cleaned up for me. 1558 01:37:21,336 --> 01:37:25,672 And I think that's very odd to say under the circumstances. 1559 01:37:25,757 --> 01:37:29,593 But you know Olla. Anyhow, she says, "How's it going?" 1560 01:37:29,677 --> 01:37:32,554 I said, "Fine." And, uh, after a while she – 1561 01:37:32,639 --> 01:37:34,890 Yeah, she asked me if I wanted a beer. She says, "You want a beer?" 1562 01:37:34,974 --> 01:37:37,851 I said, "Geez, it's a little early in the morning for that sort of thing, isn't it?" 1563 01:37:37,936 --> 01:37:41,313 She says, "Well, I'm not your employer, am I? Do you want one or not?" 1564 01:37:41,397 --> 01:37:44,733 I said, "Oh, well, what the hell. Why not?" It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1565 01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:47,402 She comes back with two beers. 1566 01:37:47,487 --> 01:37:50,864 I tell ya, every time I finish a beer – foom! There's another one in my hand. 1567 01:37:50,949 --> 01:37:53,867 Christ, now we're up in the kitchen, and I'm havin' trouble makin' the joints connect – 1568 01:37:53,952 --> 01:37:56,078 I – 'Cause I'm on my fourth or fifth beer. 1569 01:37:56,162 --> 01:37:58,622 And I said, "Olla –" In fact, this is exactly what I said. 1570 01:37:58,706 --> 01:38:00,624 Oh, I'll never forget this. 1571 01:38:00,708 --> 01:38:05,295 I said, "Olla, if I have one more beer, I'm gonna have to take a nap." 1572 01:38:05,380 --> 01:38:07,923 And she says, "I wondered what it would take 1573 01:38:08,007 --> 01:38:10,759 to get you into bed." 1574 01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:12,135 Hey. 1575 01:38:12,971 --> 01:38:15,138 Now, I laughed. You know, I – 1576 01:38:15,223 --> 01:38:19,017 She says, "Don't tell me it didn't cross your mind, because I'll call you a liar." 1577 01:38:19,102 --> 01:38:21,061 Well, I'll tell you the truth. It didn't ever! 1578 01:38:21,145 --> 01:38:23,021 Yeah, I found her company attractive. 1579 01:38:23,106 --> 01:38:25,399 But, Jesus, there was no real – 1580 01:38:25,483 --> 01:38:27,651 (stammers) And I didn't – 1581 01:38:29,445 --> 01:38:33,240 I don't know. I didn't want to hurt her feelings, you know? 1582 01:38:33,324 --> 01:38:35,826 I mean, after all, it was your mother's sister. 1583 01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:39,663 Anyway, I, uh – I don't know how much time passed. 1584 01:38:39,747 --> 01:38:44,001 All I know is that I am working like hell on that ice maker trying to get the damn thing going. 1585 01:38:44,085 --> 01:38:46,169 And she is saying things like, uh, 1586 01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:50,507 "If the positions were reversed, my sister would be doing the same thing." 1587 01:38:50,592 --> 01:38:54,177 Do you believe – You know, like this is some little thing between the two of – 1588 01:38:54,262 --> 01:38:57,889 I-I started sweating. I tell you, my knees are shaking. I don't know what the hell to do. 1589 01:38:57,974 --> 01:39:00,309 -I don't know which way to turn. -There's no smokin' in here, Pop. 1590 01:39:00,393 --> 01:39:02,311 -Huh? -No smoking. 1591 01:39:02,395 --> 01:39:04,438 Oh, that's good. Down to four a day. 1592 01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:08,233 And then – (whistles) 1593 01:39:08,318 --> 01:39:10,235 she opens the robe. 1594 01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:12,279 And I get a load – Oh, Jesus. 1595 01:39:12,363 --> 01:39:14,281 God, that woman was put together 1596 01:39:14,365 --> 01:39:17,117 a hell of lot better than you'd think when she was just in a dress. 1597 01:39:17,201 --> 01:39:20,203 I'm tellin' ya. Jesus, that's hard for any man to resist. 1598 01:39:20,288 --> 01:39:23,790 I mean, I don't know about you. It sure as hell was for me. 1599 01:39:23,875 --> 01:39:25,792 Yeah, well, that, uh – 1600 01:39:25,877 --> 01:39:27,961 that's a long time ago, Pop. 1601 01:39:28,046 --> 01:39:30,005 So – 1602 01:39:30,089 --> 01:39:31,590 (whistles) 1603 01:39:37,805 --> 01:39:39,973 Neither of us heard your mother come in. 1604 01:39:40,058 --> 01:39:42,017 Oh, God Almighty. 1605 01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:46,146 She was in such a state. You know, she – 1606 01:39:46,230 --> 01:39:48,982 Sh-She – She didn't really look at Olla. She just – 1607 01:39:49,067 --> 01:39:51,693 She looked at me, and she said, "Howard's in the hospital." 1608 01:39:51,778 --> 01:39:55,489 And then on – on the way to the hospital, she said – 1609 01:39:55,573 --> 01:39:59,493 Well, she cried a little bit. But – But she – she only said, 1610 01:39:59,577 --> 01:40:02,496 "Why didn't you tell me that you weren't going to work? 1611 01:40:02,580 --> 01:40:04,498 They told me you were sick." 1612 01:40:04,582 --> 01:40:07,084 Oh, Christ, I was so ashamed. I just – 1613 01:40:08,503 --> 01:40:11,004 It was – It was an unlucky day, you know? 1614 01:40:11,089 --> 01:40:13,006 Bad timing. 1615 01:40:13,091 --> 01:40:15,175 But I tell you, that first day in the hospital 1616 01:40:15,259 --> 01:40:19,221 your mother and I stood side by side while those doctors reported to us. 1617 01:40:19,305 --> 01:40:22,974 And most of the news was bad. But still, we stood there together. 1618 01:40:23,059 --> 01:40:24,601 We took it together! 1619 01:40:25,645 --> 01:40:27,771 And then Olla lied. 1620 01:40:29,816 --> 01:40:33,360 God! Olla told your mother that – that... 1621 01:40:33,444 --> 01:40:35,362 we'd been having affairs in the past. 1622 01:40:35,446 --> 01:40:37,531 It was only that one time. I tr – 1623 01:40:37,615 --> 01:40:41,451 Oh, I tried to explain to your mother exactly how it happened. 1624 01:40:43,830 --> 01:40:45,789 You know what your mother said... 1625 01:40:47,125 --> 01:40:48,625 to me? 1626 01:40:49,711 --> 01:40:52,295 "I don't want you around anymore. 1627 01:40:54,549 --> 01:40:57,634 "I'll get through this thing alone better. 1628 01:40:59,470 --> 01:41:01,722 No matter what happens to Howard." 1629 01:41:02,849 --> 01:41:04,766 I had to respect her wishes, Howard. 1630 01:41:04,851 --> 01:41:07,728 I mean, whether I wanted to or not. I had to. 1631 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:12,941 Christ, I kept thinking, you know, someday – some – some – some – 1632 01:41:13,025 --> 01:41:16,403 The truth will come out, you know, and she'll understand. 1633 01:41:20,241 --> 01:41:23,285 We both know that never happened, so – 1634 01:41:23,369 --> 01:41:25,287 (door opens) 1635 01:41:25,371 --> 01:41:28,790 Mr. Finnigan? Excuse me, Mr. Finnigan. Uh, you have a telephone call. 1636 01:41:28,875 --> 01:41:32,169 It's Mrs. Finnigan. Oh, you can use that phone right there. 1637 01:41:35,548 --> 01:41:37,841 Yeah, hi. Everything's okay here. You all right? 1638 01:41:37,925 --> 01:41:41,303 Um, I'm coming back to the hospital. Do you want me to bring you anything? 1639 01:41:41,387 --> 01:41:44,389 Why? You should get a good night's sleep. 1640 01:41:44,474 --> 01:41:46,975 -Casey's gonna be all right. -I'm not staying here. 1641 01:41:47,059 --> 01:41:49,311 That crazy person keeps calling. I'm scared to death. 1642 01:41:49,395 --> 01:41:51,980 Well, don't, uh – don't answer the phone, honey. 1643 01:41:52,064 --> 01:41:54,941 Maybe it's the – the driver from the car. 1644 01:41:55,026 --> 01:41:57,986 Maybe she's, uh, feeling guilty or something. 1645 01:41:58,070 --> 01:42:00,280 It's a man. 1646 01:42:00,364 --> 01:42:02,616 (sighs) Well, don't worry. 1647 01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:04,618 I mean, I'm here with Casey. 1648 01:42:04,702 --> 01:42:07,788 The doctors and the nurses are there with him all the time. 1649 01:42:07,872 --> 01:42:10,624 -He's gonna be all right. -No, I'm comin'. 1650 01:42:10,708 --> 01:42:15,462 -No – I wish you wouldn't. Honey? -(line clicks, dial tone) 1651 01:42:19,342 --> 01:42:22,302 Uh, you finish your coffee. I gotta get back. 1652 01:42:33,564 --> 01:42:36,316 (phone rings) 1653 01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:39,528 (rings) 1654 01:42:41,781 --> 01:42:43,740 (rings) 1655 01:42:46,202 --> 01:42:48,286 CASEY'S VOICE: Hi. This is the Finnigan home. 1656 01:42:48,371 --> 01:42:53,750 We can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message after the beep. 1657 01:43:07,306 --> 01:43:11,351 -That is a good painting. -HONEY: Yeah. 1658 01:43:11,435 --> 01:43:12,978 Really good. 1659 01:43:15,106 --> 01:43:16,273 -Colors are good. -Yeah. 1660 01:43:16,357 --> 01:43:18,650 -Goes with the walls. -But look at these fish though. 1661 01:43:18,734 --> 01:43:20,944 -Aren't those cool? -Mmm. 1662 01:43:21,028 --> 01:43:24,072 -Aren't those cool? -Yeah, I don't really give a fuck about fish. 1663 01:43:24,156 --> 01:43:26,449 They just kinda swim and shit. 1664 01:43:27,618 --> 01:43:29,995 -Hey, your makeup looks good. -Yeah? 1665 01:43:30,079 --> 01:43:33,456 -You think it's too much though? -No. You're like a model. 1666 01:43:33,541 --> 01:43:35,458 -Thanks. -Yeah. 1667 01:43:35,543 --> 01:43:36,543 -Hey. -Almost ready. 1668 01:43:36,627 --> 01:43:38,587 -Did Bill do it? -Yeah. Of course he did. 1669 01:43:38,671 --> 01:43:41,548 -Bill, you've gotta do me sometime. -Yeah, sure. 1670 01:43:41,632 --> 01:43:43,592 Hey, make mine well-done. 1671 01:43:45,344 --> 01:43:47,304 Hey. 1672 01:43:47,388 --> 01:43:49,389 -Look at that. -(clears throat) 1673 01:43:50,558 --> 01:43:52,225 -Look at that. -Looks pretty. 1674 01:43:52,310 --> 01:43:54,728 So, what were you saying about, um, the virt – 1675 01:43:54,812 --> 01:43:56,730 -What is it? The virtual – -Virtual reality. 1676 01:43:56,814 --> 01:43:59,733 -Yeah. -Okay, you know what "virtual" means? 1677 01:43:59,817 --> 01:44:01,401 Uh, sort of. 1678 01:44:01,485 --> 01:44:04,654 Okay, it's like really real. 1679 01:44:04,739 --> 01:44:06,781 So, virtual reality 1680 01:44:06,866 --> 01:44:10,744 is practically, totally real. 1681 01:44:10,828 --> 01:44:12,329 -But not. -Mm-hmm. 1682 01:44:13,289 --> 01:44:14,915 -Claire. -MAN (on TV): Standby. 1683 01:44:15,666 --> 01:44:17,083 At my command... 1684 01:44:17,168 --> 01:44:21,087 -Claire? -Get back here! 1685 01:44:21,172 --> 01:44:22,881 (TV: gunshot) 1686 01:44:24,425 --> 01:44:26,426 ♪♪ (TV: xylophone) 1687 01:44:28,846 --> 01:44:30,764 MAN (on TV): Goddamn it! 1688 01:44:30,848 --> 01:44:32,766 Listen! 1689 01:44:38,940 --> 01:44:41,191 (gasps) Stuart. (sighs) 1690 01:44:42,777 --> 01:44:44,861 I thought you weren't coming home till tomorrow. 1691 01:44:44,946 --> 01:44:47,697 -Well, you know. -Oh. 1692 01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:50,784 God, I hate that fish smell. 1693 01:44:50,868 --> 01:44:54,371 (sighs) They said on the TV that there was rain up there. 1694 01:44:55,456 --> 01:44:58,583 -Did you get rained out? -No. Caught our limit. 1695 01:44:58,668 --> 01:45:00,627 -Oh. -(kissing) Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm. 1696 01:45:00,711 --> 01:45:02,629 -And I missed you. -(moans) 1697 01:45:02,713 --> 01:45:05,632 -That'll be the day. -(moans) 1698 01:45:05,716 --> 01:45:08,259 -Your hands stink. -Mmm. 1699 01:45:09,261 --> 01:45:11,638 -Phew. -Kind of smells like pussy, don't you think? 1700 01:45:11,722 --> 01:45:15,725 -I hate that. Go wash your hands. -(kissing) 1701 01:45:15,810 --> 01:45:19,646 -(giggling) Stop it! -Smells like a rainbow to me. 1702 01:45:19,730 --> 01:45:22,065 -Go wash your hands. -Come on. Come on, come on. 1703 01:45:22,149 --> 01:45:24,275 (laughing) What are you doing? 1704 01:45:25,569 --> 01:45:28,405 Come on. I've been sleeping with men for three days. 1705 01:45:56,726 --> 01:45:58,893 Bunny, my ass. 1706 01:45:58,978 --> 01:46:01,229 (dog barking) 1707 01:46:04,358 --> 01:46:06,693 (water running) 1708 01:46:14,910 --> 01:46:16,828 (Claire sighs) 1709 01:46:20,124 --> 01:46:22,917 -I'm glad you came home early. -Oh, me too. 1710 01:46:23,002 --> 01:46:26,546 (sighs) Mmm. 1711 01:46:26,630 --> 01:46:29,340 (Claire chuckling) 1712 01:46:29,425 --> 01:46:31,342 -Oh. -CLAIRE: Ooh, you're all wet. 1713 01:46:31,427 --> 01:46:33,762 Yeah. You'll have to dry me off. 1714 01:46:40,978 --> 01:46:44,147 Did I ever tell you about what happened in the last Pomona game in '83? 1715 01:46:45,316 --> 01:46:49,152 -You remember that game? -Yeah, I broke my – broke my ankle. 1716 01:46:49,236 --> 01:46:53,907 Right, okay, well, while you were snapping your ankle, 1717 01:46:53,991 --> 01:46:56,701 me and Red, 1718 01:46:56,786 --> 01:46:59,204 we slipped Mickeys on these four girls. 1719 01:46:59,288 --> 01:47:02,457 -(chuckles) -This is true. These, like, bootleg quaaludes. 1720 01:47:02,541 --> 01:47:04,959 Like – Like dangerous stuff, right? 1721 01:47:05,044 --> 01:47:08,421 And I remember 'cause two of the girls' names was Kelly. Remember? 1722 01:47:08,506 --> 01:47:10,924 I think you might have met those two Kellys before. 1723 01:47:13,803 --> 01:47:15,970 He doesn't call you, does he? 1724 01:47:16,055 --> 01:47:19,516 -What do you mean? -You know, when you're workin'. 1725 01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:23,144 Oh. I don't think so. 1726 01:47:23,229 --> 01:47:26,022 I mean, I get a lot of Bills, 1727 01:47:26,107 --> 01:47:28,566 but it's – it's a common name. 1728 01:47:28,651 --> 01:47:30,860 'Cause you'd recognize his voice, right? 1729 01:47:30,945 --> 01:47:32,862 Oh, yeah. 1730 01:47:32,947 --> 01:47:35,990 Oh, it was so weird. 1731 01:47:36,075 --> 01:47:39,119 The bishop in my parents' church called me. 1732 01:47:39,203 --> 01:47:42,122 Oh, and he wanted, um, an incest call 1733 01:47:42,206 --> 01:47:44,666 with, like, a four-year-old girl. 1734 01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:48,461 I mean, I look at, you know, Joe-Joe or Josette. 1735 01:47:48,546 --> 01:47:50,797 Man, that is fucked up. 1736 01:47:50,881 --> 01:47:52,882 Oh, man. 1737 01:47:52,967 --> 01:47:55,677 Oh, that could just fuck your life up. 1738 01:47:55,761 --> 01:47:57,679 I mean, a little eight-year-old girl, 1739 01:47:57,763 --> 01:48:00,056 she just does whatever the adult tells her to do. 1740 01:48:00,808 --> 01:48:03,059 Oh, man. I – I know. 1741 01:48:03,144 --> 01:48:05,270 Believe me, that's fucked. 1742 01:48:05,354 --> 01:48:07,689 Okay, look, I – I-I don't condone it. 1743 01:48:07,773 --> 01:48:10,441 But it's a money call. 1744 01:48:10,526 --> 01:48:14,320 And keeps him off the streets anyway. 1745 01:48:14,405 --> 01:48:15,822 -♪♪ (jazz) -I like this music. 1746 01:48:15,906 --> 01:48:17,365 Yeah. This is good, huh? 1747 01:48:17,449 --> 01:48:19,909 It's not – I don't know. It's different. It's kind of dry. 1748 01:48:19,994 --> 01:48:26,457 It's like dry humping some wet pussy flap. 1749 01:48:29,044 --> 01:48:30,378 Wet pussy. 1750 01:48:31,380 --> 01:48:33,506 I know what that's all about. 1751 01:48:36,177 --> 01:48:38,761 (moaning) 1752 01:48:42,975 --> 01:48:46,144 (sighs) 1753 01:48:46,228 --> 01:48:48,605 You make me very happy. 1754 01:48:52,401 --> 01:48:54,277 -Claire. -Hmm? 1755 01:48:55,779 --> 01:48:58,656 We found a body up there. 1756 01:48:58,741 --> 01:49:00,283 A girl. 1757 01:49:01,577 --> 01:49:03,536 Guess she was murdered. 1758 01:49:07,458 --> 01:49:08,875 Stuart. 1759 01:49:09,877 --> 01:49:12,128 (sighs) Well, when we got there, she was – 1760 01:49:12,213 --> 01:49:15,882 This, uh, naked body in the water, 1761 01:49:15,966 --> 01:49:17,884 just floatin' there. 1762 01:49:18,969 --> 01:49:20,470 Dead. 1763 01:49:23,098 --> 01:49:25,016 Jesus. 1764 01:49:27,144 --> 01:49:29,687 When? Were you fishing? 1765 01:49:29,772 --> 01:49:31,898 Nah. No, we – we just got up there. 1766 01:49:31,982 --> 01:49:34,400 We're setting up camp, and – (chuckles) 1767 01:49:34,485 --> 01:49:37,070 Well, Vern saw it in the water. 1768 01:49:38,364 --> 01:49:40,740 (sighs) It was really somethin'. 1769 01:49:41,909 --> 01:49:44,160 I never experienced anything like it before. 1770 01:49:45,287 --> 01:49:47,205 Hell, no one knew what to do. 1771 01:49:49,083 --> 01:49:50,750 What did you do? 1772 01:49:51,961 --> 01:49:55,046 Well, you know, there wasn't much we could do. 1773 01:49:55,130 --> 01:49:57,298 It was – It was gettin' dark 1774 01:49:57,383 --> 01:50:00,718 and, uh, she was dead. 1775 01:50:02,179 --> 01:50:04,347 Nothin' was gonna change that. 1776 01:50:05,683 --> 01:50:08,351 -How old was she? -Huh? 1777 01:50:08,435 --> 01:50:10,937 How old was she? 1778 01:50:11,021 --> 01:50:13,439 Uh – (sighs) Oh, I don't know. 1779 01:50:13,524 --> 01:50:16,526 In her 20s, maybe. You couldn't tell. 1780 01:50:20,656 --> 01:50:22,573 Must have been horrible. 1781 01:50:24,827 --> 01:50:26,744 What did you do? 1782 01:50:26,829 --> 01:50:28,746 Nothin'. 1783 01:50:29,999 --> 01:50:31,916 Nothing? 1784 01:50:33,252 --> 01:50:36,546 I mean, after you got her out of the water. 1785 01:50:36,630 --> 01:50:39,632 -Did she drown? -We don't know. 1786 01:50:39,717 --> 01:50:42,176 I didn't think we should move her, you know? 1787 01:50:43,053 --> 01:50:45,013 You left her in the water? 1788 01:50:45,097 --> 01:50:46,973 Yeah. 1789 01:50:56,525 --> 01:50:58,067 For how long? 1790 01:50:58,152 --> 01:51:00,653 (sighs) Until we left and reported it. 1791 01:51:00,738 --> 01:51:02,905 I tied her to the bank. 1792 01:51:09,913 --> 01:51:12,915 (water running) 1793 01:51:19,131 --> 01:51:21,883 (water draining) 1794 01:51:24,094 --> 01:51:26,804 How long did you say you left her in the water? 1795 01:51:26,889 --> 01:51:28,431 (sighs) Claire. 1796 01:51:29,683 --> 01:51:31,768 She was dead. 1797 01:51:31,852 --> 01:51:34,687 We didn't think we should move her. It was dark. 1798 01:51:34,772 --> 01:51:37,690 We made a decision to leave her there until we could report it! 1799 01:51:38,442 --> 01:51:40,109 She was already dead! 1800 01:51:41,320 --> 01:51:43,029 And when did you report it? 1801 01:51:43,113 --> 01:51:44,864 This morning. Today. 1802 01:51:45,908 --> 01:51:48,242 -Today? -Yeah. 1803 01:51:51,163 --> 01:51:52,872 And when did you find her? 1804 01:51:52,956 --> 01:51:54,874 (sighs) I told you. 1805 01:51:56,293 --> 01:51:58,378 Well, when did you catch the fish? 1806 01:51:58,462 --> 01:52:00,380 Christ! 1807 01:52:00,464 --> 01:52:03,216 (sighs) That's what we went up there for – 1808 01:52:03,300 --> 01:52:04,926 to fish. 1809 01:52:05,010 --> 01:52:09,222 You fished while she was in the water? You just left her there? 1810 01:52:09,306 --> 01:52:10,807 Claire – 1811 01:52:11,767 --> 01:52:13,393 You're making me sick! 1812 01:52:14,395 --> 01:52:17,563 Marian's got a crush on Alex Trebek. 1813 01:52:17,648 --> 01:52:20,400 -Alex Trebek? -Yeah. 1814 01:52:20,484 --> 01:52:23,152 -Where'd she meet him? -At a party. 1815 01:52:24,405 --> 01:52:28,074 He's an art collector or something. She thinks he might buy one of her paintings. 1816 01:52:30,536 --> 01:52:32,537 (chuckling) 1817 01:52:32,621 --> 01:52:34,705 -Nah, I don't think so. -No? 1818 01:52:34,790 --> 01:52:37,667 I don't see how she could even give those things away. 1819 01:52:37,751 --> 01:52:40,002 Well, she sells a lot more than you think. 1820 01:52:45,008 --> 01:52:47,593 I posed for her today. 1821 01:52:47,678 --> 01:52:50,346 -Ralph walked in the middle of it. -Ralph. What a jerk. 1822 01:52:50,431 --> 01:52:52,723 I don't know if I know a bigger jerk. 1823 01:52:52,808 --> 01:52:54,851 It was embarrassing, but I guess they're used to it, 1824 01:52:54,935 --> 01:52:56,853 being doctors and artists and all. 1825 01:52:56,937 --> 01:52:59,272 What was embarrassing about it? 1826 01:52:59,356 --> 01:53:00,982 Well, you know. 1827 01:53:02,067 --> 01:53:03,651 I was nude. 1828 01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:13,411 You mean, like, you were naked? 1829 01:53:13,495 --> 01:53:16,164 Mm-hmm. "Nude," they call it. 1830 01:53:17,875 --> 01:53:19,500 You mean... 1831 01:53:20,544 --> 01:53:22,545 -without any underpants on, -Mm-hmm. 1832 01:53:22,629 --> 01:53:24,130 naked? 1833 01:53:36,727 --> 01:53:40,563 Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me? 1834 01:54:01,585 --> 01:54:04,545 ♪ Can't stand the suspense ♪ 1835 01:54:05,797 --> 01:54:08,883 ♪ The endless embraces ♪ 1836 01:54:10,052 --> 01:54:12,053 ♪ Each episode ♪ 1837 01:54:12,137 --> 01:54:14,055 Yeah. Sit over there under Art Blakey. 1838 01:54:14,139 --> 01:54:15,681 -HONEY: Why's he here? There's a – -LOIS: Who? 1839 01:54:15,766 --> 01:54:18,100 -Art – Where's Art Blakey? -Where? 1840 01:54:18,185 --> 01:54:21,521 -He's at the bar. Can you block me? -Oh, yeah. He's listening to the music. 1841 01:54:21,605 --> 01:54:23,606 -He don't see you. -Can you block me? 1842 01:54:23,690 --> 01:54:27,860 -You're blocked, babe. Okay. Okay? -Earl's here. 1843 01:54:27,945 --> 01:54:29,862 -What? -Earl's here. 1844 01:54:29,947 --> 01:54:32,907 -Where? -Hey, that's that lady. I – I just cleaned her pool. 1845 01:54:32,991 --> 01:54:34,492 ♪ Kiss ♪ 1846 01:54:38,622 --> 01:54:41,040 -It's all black people. -Is he lookin' over here? 1847 01:54:41,124 --> 01:54:43,042 -No. -No? 1848 01:54:43,126 --> 01:54:46,254 -I can't believe he's here. -Wanna go to the Troubadour after this? 1849 01:54:46,338 --> 01:54:49,340 -Did he see me? -Now he's looking. Now he's not. 1850 01:54:52,052 --> 01:54:55,096 ♪ I favor ♪ 1851 01:54:55,180 --> 01:54:57,473 ♪ A good ♪ 1852 01:54:57,558 --> 01:55:00,643 ♪ Punishing kiss ♪♪ 1853 01:55:02,646 --> 01:55:05,398 -(applause) -Thank you. 1854 01:55:05,482 --> 01:55:07,817 -Whoo! -Want to puff one? Want to puff? 1855 01:55:07,901 --> 01:55:10,069 -We'll be right back. -Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 1856 01:55:10,153 --> 01:55:13,906 -Please. He'll see me. -WOMAN: How you doing? 1857 01:55:13,991 --> 01:55:16,742 Good. I'd like to sing you some songs 1858 01:55:16,827 --> 01:55:20,246 that I used to do with my ex, Chick Trainer. 1859 01:55:20,330 --> 01:55:22,665 That was before he got me pregnant 1860 01:55:23,667 --> 01:55:25,585 in Miami, 1861 01:55:25,669 --> 01:55:27,753 and before he blew his brains out 1862 01:55:27,838 --> 01:55:29,755 through the hole in his arm. 1863 01:55:30,841 --> 01:55:33,301 -Come here. -And that was, like, 20 years ago. 1864 01:55:33,385 --> 01:55:36,554 -I don't want to talk to you, Earl. I'm with some people. Okay? -I'm with – 1865 01:55:36,638 --> 01:55:38,764 I'm with some people, Earl! You're embarrassing me! 1866 01:55:38,849 --> 01:55:40,975 You're embarrassing me. 1867 01:55:41,059 --> 01:55:42,768 -Come on, have a drink. -Earl! 1868 01:55:42,853 --> 01:55:44,770 -Here's a song that says something – -Go! 1869 01:55:44,855 --> 01:55:47,440 that I think we've all said at one time or another – 1870 01:55:47,524 --> 01:55:49,859 -To hell with love. -You okay? 1871 01:55:49,943 --> 01:55:50,985 Mm-hmm. 1872 01:55:59,745 --> 01:56:02,038 -Hey, even if the music sucks here, -Mm-hmm. 1873 01:56:02,122 --> 01:56:04,040 we're still gonna have fun. 1874 01:56:04,124 --> 01:56:05,625 -All right? -Yup. 1875 01:56:08,337 --> 01:56:11,297 ♪ I'm gonna like somebody ♪ 1876 01:56:12,799 --> 01:56:15,343 ♪ And let them like me ♪ 1877 01:56:16,887 --> 01:56:18,971 -♪ Going further means chains ♪ -You got a light? 1878 01:56:19,056 --> 01:56:23,559 -Uh, no. -♪ And I was born to be free ♪ 1879 01:56:23,644 --> 01:56:25,811 ♪ To hell with love ♪ 1880 01:56:26,897 --> 01:56:30,983 -I like this one. The sentiment anyway. -♪ To hell with love ♪ 1881 01:56:31,068 --> 01:56:33,653 -Shit. You want some? -Yep. 1882 01:56:33,737 --> 01:56:35,863 ♪ I find a way to keep ♪ 1883 01:56:35,947 --> 01:56:37,990 ♪ From gettin' in too deep ♪ 1884 01:56:39,159 --> 01:56:41,160 ♪ To hell with love ♪ 1885 01:56:41,244 --> 01:56:44,246 -Yeah. it looks good. -I like this one. 1886 01:56:44,331 --> 01:56:46,499 You looking for a friend, Trixie? 1887 01:56:46,583 --> 01:56:49,085 Uh, I don't need a friend. I got a husband. 1888 01:56:50,587 --> 01:56:54,340 -You mean them boys that just left? -Yeah. And they're coming right back. 1889 01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:56,342 I hope they don't catch you talking to us. 1890 01:56:56,426 --> 01:56:59,512 -Yeah, they'll probably cut your dick off. -(chuckling) Oh-ho-ho. 1891 01:56:59,596 --> 01:57:02,390 I think they went to get a blow job. 1892 01:57:02,474 --> 01:57:04,433 That's what I think. 1893 01:57:04,518 --> 01:57:07,353 And I thought you had to have a brain to think. 1894 01:57:09,106 --> 01:57:11,524 I'll tell you what, Trixie. 1895 01:57:11,608 --> 01:57:14,694 Why don't you come with me 1896 01:57:14,778 --> 01:57:17,154 out back 1897 01:57:17,239 --> 01:57:19,198 and suck on my joint, hmm? 1898 01:57:20,826 --> 01:57:22,743 Hmm? 1899 01:57:22,828 --> 01:57:25,788 Then I'll give you these two yards. 1900 01:57:25,872 --> 01:57:27,790 Go ahead. You wanna touch 'em? 1901 01:57:29,459 --> 01:57:33,129 -Would you just leave us alone, please? -Honey, it's okay. 1902 01:57:33,213 --> 01:57:35,715 It shouldn't take too long. I just got out of three years of lockup. 1903 01:57:35,799 --> 01:57:38,884 -What's your name? -My name is Joe, baby. 1904 01:57:40,762 --> 01:57:44,056 -Fuck off, Joe. -Oh, Trixie. 1905 01:57:44,141 --> 01:57:47,810 Come on, now. You can buy a lot of mouthwash with that. 1906 01:57:52,482 --> 01:57:54,442 Think about it. 1907 01:58:03,869 --> 01:58:07,079 -What's this? -Hey, I believe that belongs to me. 1908 01:58:07,164 --> 01:58:09,331 Thank you very much. 1909 01:58:09,416 --> 01:58:11,542 Will you shut up? The lady's trying to sing. 1910 01:58:13,086 --> 01:58:16,589 -♪ I thought that I would die ♪ -Hey, what's goin' on here? 1911 01:58:16,673 --> 01:58:19,800 ♪ I could have built a water bed ♪ 1912 01:58:19,885 --> 01:58:23,929 -You want to say somethin'? -♪ With all the tears I cried ♪ 1913 01:58:24,014 --> 01:58:26,932 ♪ To hell with love ♪ 1914 01:58:27,017 --> 01:58:32,146 -I didn't think so. -♪ To hell with love ♪ 1915 01:58:32,230 --> 01:58:35,483 -BILL (whispers): Forget him. Forget it. -Hey. 1916 01:58:35,567 --> 01:58:38,110 ♪ When it comes to me and you ♪ 1917 01:58:38,195 --> 01:58:41,030 ♪ To hell with love ♪ 1918 01:58:41,114 --> 01:58:43,199 We could have used that money, Jerry. 1919 01:58:43,283 --> 01:58:45,367 -I feel a little sick. -♪ To hell ♪ 1920 01:58:45,452 --> 01:58:47,495 -Don't worry about it. -♪ With love ♪ 1921 01:58:47,579 --> 01:58:49,955 Gotta pick your moments. 1922 01:58:50,040 --> 01:58:54,335 ♪ When it comes to you and me that's the way it's gonna be ♪ 1923 01:58:54,419 --> 01:58:56,504 ♪ If you share my point of view ♪ 1924 01:58:56,588 --> 01:58:58,839 ♪ I'm the woman made for you ♪ 1925 01:58:58,924 --> 01:59:00,841 ♪ When it comes to push or shove ♪ 1926 01:59:00,926 --> 01:59:03,886 ♪ If you're holding out for love ♪ 1927 01:59:03,970 --> 01:59:07,223 ♪ To hell with love ♪♪ 1928 01:59:07,307 --> 01:59:10,309 (applause) 1929 01:59:14,481 --> 01:59:16,398 Doreen? 1930 01:59:19,069 --> 01:59:20,986 Doreen, it's Earl. 1931 01:59:30,622 --> 01:59:34,333 Doreen! Goddamn it. 1932 01:59:41,508 --> 01:59:43,425 Doreen, baby. 1933 01:59:57,107 --> 01:59:59,024 Doreen? 1934 02:00:00,110 --> 02:00:03,612 -Pat. Pat! -(dog barking) 1935 02:00:09,452 --> 02:00:11,370 Wilby! 1936 02:00:13,790 --> 02:00:15,708 Wilby! 1937 02:00:19,880 --> 02:00:21,797 (sighs) 1938 02:00:29,973 --> 02:00:31,891 Goddamn it! 1939 02:00:34,811 --> 02:00:37,313 (coins clattering) 1940 02:00:40,108 --> 02:00:42,067 (grunting) 1941 02:00:42,152 --> 02:00:45,112 (monitor beeping) 1942 02:01:10,722 --> 02:01:13,349 ♪♪ (cello: classical) 1943 02:01:23,735 --> 02:01:25,694 What are you doing up so early? 1944 02:01:29,574 --> 02:01:31,951 Did I leave a roach here? 1945 02:01:32,035 --> 02:01:33,994 Did you see a roach here? 1946 02:01:35,830 --> 02:01:38,624 Damn. 1947 02:01:38,708 --> 02:01:40,626 (sighs) 1948 02:01:49,928 --> 02:01:52,471 Had a lousy night. 1949 02:01:52,555 --> 02:01:55,140 Couldn't sing for shit. 1950 02:01:55,225 --> 02:01:57,184 It was a lousy crowd. 1951 02:01:58,395 --> 02:02:00,562 I hate LA. 1952 02:02:00,647 --> 02:02:03,399 All they do is snort coke and talk. 1953 02:02:06,736 --> 02:02:10,114 ♪ La-la-da-da-da ♪ 1954 02:02:11,241 --> 02:02:14,159 ♪ La-la ♪♪ Yeah, I recognize that. I like that. 1955 02:02:17,455 --> 02:02:19,373 I wish Chick was here. 1956 02:02:19,457 --> 02:02:22,751 Tsk. Maybe I'll get a job in Amsterdam. 1957 02:02:23,837 --> 02:02:26,839 Chick loved it there. Everyone does. 1958 02:02:26,923 --> 02:02:29,842 They really know how to treat a jazz person there. 1959 02:02:32,137 --> 02:02:36,181 How was your night? How'd your hand do? 1960 02:02:36,266 --> 02:02:40,853 I remember, Chick damn near cut his finger off once. 1961 02:02:42,272 --> 02:02:44,523 It was in Kansas City. 1962 02:02:44,607 --> 02:02:48,861 And he was working with Anita O'Day, and, uh – I forget. 1963 02:02:48,945 --> 02:02:51,822 And he punched the window of a car out 1964 02:02:51,906 --> 02:02:54,033 'cause he'd left the keys inside. 1965 02:02:55,952 --> 02:02:58,078 That was really a hard time for him to play 1966 02:02:58,163 --> 02:03:02,332 because the cut was on his slide hand. 1967 02:03:02,417 --> 02:03:05,669 It kept openin' up. And I knew it hurt him. 1968 02:03:07,714 --> 02:03:11,050 And when I saw that guy walk in that club – (chuckles) 1969 02:03:11,134 --> 02:03:14,136 I knew it wasn't gonna hurt much longer. 1970 02:03:14,220 --> 02:03:17,639 (chuckles) He walked straight to Chick. 1971 02:03:18,850 --> 02:03:22,061 Chick bent down, 1972 02:03:22,145 --> 02:03:25,230 looked up at me and smiled. 1973 02:03:25,315 --> 02:03:29,485 He said, "Five minutes. Five minutes." 1974 02:03:31,362 --> 02:03:33,322 Well, I'd heard that before. 1975 02:03:34,741 --> 02:03:36,992 Five hours later I got a phone call. 1976 02:03:38,578 --> 02:03:42,456 Could I please come and get my old man 'cause... 1977 02:03:42,540 --> 02:03:45,709 he'd OD'd, and they didn't want him in the house. 1978 02:03:47,962 --> 02:03:49,505 So... 1979 02:03:50,757 --> 02:03:53,217 I got there as fast as I could. 1980 02:03:54,886 --> 02:03:58,847 And – (Sighs) he was turnin' blue. 1981 02:04:01,101 --> 02:04:04,061 ♪ Blue ♪ 1982 02:04:04,145 --> 02:04:07,481 ♪ And wrapped up in sorrow ♪ 1983 02:04:08,775 --> 02:04:11,026 ♪ Blue ♪ 1984 02:04:11,111 --> 02:04:14,321 ♪ Like there's ♪ 1985 02:04:14,405 --> 02:04:16,365 ♪ No ♪♪ 1986 02:04:26,584 --> 02:04:28,544 (door closes) 1987 02:04:50,233 --> 02:04:52,192 Well, you're up early. 1988 02:04:53,361 --> 02:04:55,279 I have things to do. 1989 02:05:13,673 --> 02:05:15,591 Work? 1990 02:05:15,675 --> 02:05:17,176 Yes. 1991 02:05:23,933 --> 02:05:27,102 Uh, aren't we supposed to have dinner with, uh, 1992 02:05:27,187 --> 02:05:29,104 with, uh, th-those concert people tonight? 1993 02:05:30,273 --> 02:05:33,108 -The Wymans. -Yeah, them. 1994 02:05:35,403 --> 02:05:37,529 -Yes, we are. -(sighs) Claire, about last night – 1995 02:05:37,614 --> 02:05:39,907 -Uh – -Read the paper. 1996 02:05:41,576 --> 02:05:44,411 Does it say something about it? 1997 02:05:44,495 --> 02:05:46,872 It had a name – 1998 02:05:46,956 --> 02:05:49,333 Caroline Avery. 1999 02:05:49,417 --> 02:05:51,752 She was 23 years old. 2000 02:05:53,379 --> 02:05:56,381 She'd been raped and then smothered to death. 2001 02:05:57,800 --> 02:06:00,010 She was from Bakersfield. 2002 02:06:17,695 --> 02:06:19,655 Thank you. 2003 02:06:20,698 --> 02:06:23,617 Hey, baby. Could I, uh, get a – 2004 02:06:30,208 --> 02:06:32,459 Some day, huh, buddy? 2005 02:06:39,550 --> 02:06:42,094 Earl, what are you doing here? 2006 02:06:42,178 --> 02:06:45,097 I'm here to see you. What else? 2007 02:06:49,018 --> 02:06:50,936 Baby, I've looked everywhere for you. 2008 02:06:51,020 --> 02:06:53,188 I was at the trailer last night. You weren't there. 2009 02:06:53,273 --> 02:06:56,108 Your car was there, but you weren't there. 2010 02:06:56,192 --> 02:06:59,194 Honey, where you been sleeping? Look at your hair. 2011 02:07:00,697 --> 02:07:03,532 I – I slept outside. 2012 02:07:05,034 --> 02:07:07,703 (sniffles) I didn't wanna sleep in our bed. 2013 02:07:11,040 --> 02:07:13,208 People are looking. You wanna order something? 2014 02:07:13,293 --> 02:07:16,712 Yeah. How about you on a bed of rice? 2015 02:07:17,797 --> 02:07:19,715 Cut it out. 2016 02:07:21,801 --> 02:07:25,554 -You want a cup of coffee? -Oh, yeah. Give me some coffee. 2017 02:07:26,639 --> 02:07:30,017 -How about an egg sandwich? -With a broke yolk? 2018 02:07:30,101 --> 02:07:32,060 Yeah, with a broke yolk. 2019 02:07:38,067 --> 02:07:40,861 Thanks, baby. How did you get here? 2020 02:07:40,945 --> 02:07:43,488 Peg brought me. I didn't wanna use the car after what happened. 2021 02:07:43,573 --> 02:07:45,490 Yeah, right. 2022 02:07:45,575 --> 02:07:48,076 What time you gettin' off? 2023 02:07:50,705 --> 02:07:54,416 -About an hour. -What do you say I chauffeur you around 2024 02:07:54,500 --> 02:07:58,211 to the manner in which you are soon to become accustomed? 2025 02:07:59,756 --> 02:08:02,924 -I'm sure. -I'm getting us out of here, baby. 2026 02:08:04,093 --> 02:08:06,386 I'm getting us out of Downey. 2027 02:08:06,471 --> 02:08:08,847 Till the wheels come off, baby. 2028 02:08:09,932 --> 02:08:11,933 Till the wheels come off. 2029 02:08:19,275 --> 02:08:22,277 Is that a fine-lookin' woman or what? 2030 02:08:22,362 --> 02:08:23,945 I beg your pardon? 2031 02:08:25,114 --> 02:08:28,116 How'd you like to be married to something like that? 2032 02:08:29,369 --> 02:08:31,286 I am. 2033 02:08:33,831 --> 02:08:36,083 -(moans) -Shh, shh, shh. 2034 02:08:50,515 --> 02:08:52,140 Mommy, Daddy. 2035 02:08:53,726 --> 02:08:56,019 Shit! 2036 02:08:57,814 --> 02:09:00,607 Ah, silly Daddy, sleeping on Mommy. 2037 02:09:00,691 --> 02:09:04,694 -(sighs) -Daddy, Austin's crying and he woke me up. 2038 02:09:04,779 --> 02:09:07,697 -What is it? -He misses Suzy. 2039 02:09:07,782 --> 02:09:11,743 Well, you go tell Austin to come in here, and Will too. 2040 02:09:11,828 --> 02:09:14,496 -I got some good news, a surprise. -About Suzy? 2041 02:09:14,580 --> 02:09:17,249 Maybe. You go and get them and bring 'em back here. 2042 02:09:17,333 --> 02:09:19,251 Will, Austin. 2043 02:09:19,335 --> 02:09:21,711 Wake up, wake up. 2044 02:09:31,806 --> 02:09:34,015 Okay. 2045 02:09:36,436 --> 02:09:38,770 (crying) 2046 02:09:40,106 --> 02:09:42,941 Come here. It's okay. It's gonna be all right. Listen. 2047 02:09:43,025 --> 02:09:44,943 -Kids, can you keep a secret? -Yeah. 2048 02:09:45,027 --> 02:09:47,571 Okay, Daddy did something last night he shouldn't have done. 2049 02:09:47,655 --> 02:09:49,573 That's why you have to keep it a secret. 2050 02:09:49,657 --> 02:09:52,492 Daddy went down to the police station and put an APB out on Suzy. 2051 02:09:52,577 --> 02:09:53,952 An APB? 2052 02:09:54,036 --> 02:09:56,872 You're not supposed to put APB's out on dogs, but I did it. 2053 02:09:56,956 --> 02:09:59,291 And I got a call this morning. 2054 02:09:59,375 --> 02:10:01,668 I think they think they know where Suzy is. 2055 02:10:01,752 --> 02:10:04,546 -Really? -Yes, and as soon as I have my coffee 2056 02:10:04,630 --> 02:10:06,798 I'm gonna go down and see if I can find her, okay? 2057 02:10:06,883 --> 02:10:08,842 -Now you guys go and get dressed. -I wanna go with you. 2058 02:10:08,926 --> 02:10:11,845 No. You go get dressed, and we'll see if we can't find our little doggy. 2059 02:10:11,929 --> 02:10:14,598 Put your clothes on, Will. Do what your dad says. 2060 02:10:20,271 --> 02:10:23,064 Gene, not now. The kids will – 2061 02:10:23,149 --> 02:10:25,358 Oh. 2062 02:10:26,861 --> 02:10:30,447 There's a line of prose from the writings of St. Teresa 2063 02:10:30,531 --> 02:10:34,534 which seemed more and more appropriate as I thought toward this. 2064 02:10:34,619 --> 02:10:37,329 So I want to offer a meditation on the sentence. 2065 02:10:38,331 --> 02:10:43,710 St. Teresa, that extraordinary woman who lived 373 years ago, 2066 02:10:43,794 --> 02:10:47,631 said, "Words lead to deeds. 2067 02:10:47,715 --> 02:10:50,842 "They prepare the soul, make it ready 2068 02:10:50,927 --> 02:10:53,261 and move it to tenderness." 2069 02:10:53,346 --> 02:10:58,058 There's a clarity and beauty in that thought expressed in just this way. 2070 02:10:58,142 --> 02:11:01,228 There's also something a little foreign in the sentiment 2071 02:11:01,312 --> 02:11:03,271 coming to our attention in these times – 2072 02:11:10,488 --> 02:11:13,949 How are you today, sir? My name is Aubrey Bell. 2073 02:11:14,951 --> 02:11:16,868 -You must be Mr. Weathers. -Yeah. 2074 02:11:16,953 --> 02:11:19,037 I have something here for Mrs. Weathers. She won something. 2075 02:11:19,121 --> 02:11:21,957 -Is Mrs. Weathers home? -Oh, she's not at home. 2076 02:11:22,041 --> 02:11:24,751 -What did she win? -I'll have to show you. May I come in? 2077 02:11:24,835 --> 02:11:27,462 I'm kind of busy right now. Tell me what it is. 2078 02:11:27,547 --> 02:11:31,800 She won a free vacuuming and carpet shampoo, no strings attached. 2079 02:11:31,884 --> 02:11:33,426 I'll even do your mattress. 2080 02:11:33,511 --> 02:11:38,682 You'd be surprised what could build up under a mattress over the months, over the years. 2081 02:11:38,766 --> 02:11:40,976 -Same with the pillows. -Really? 2082 02:11:41,060 --> 02:11:42,978 Yes, sir. This is your lucky day. 2083 02:11:55,700 --> 02:11:59,369 Well, I can see you've had some kind of problem here. 2084 02:11:59,453 --> 02:12:01,788 That doesn't affect my work any. 2085 02:12:01,872 --> 02:12:04,165 I've seen about everything there is to see. 2086 02:12:30,067 --> 02:12:33,486 -So, what do you want to do today? -Maybe go to the beach. 2087 02:12:33,571 --> 02:12:36,448 (scoffs) No way. Who's gonna drive us? 2088 02:12:36,532 --> 02:12:40,619 -I don't know. Let's go look at the cop. -Yeah, come on. 2089 02:12:40,703 --> 02:12:43,830 -Cops freak me out. -He's looking at us. 2090 02:12:43,914 --> 02:12:45,957 -Oh, what is that cop doing? -Hello, boys. 2091 02:12:46,042 --> 02:12:48,877 -Hi. What's the problem? -No problem. 2092 02:12:48,961 --> 02:12:54,090 -I'm gonna have to take that dog, though. -What – Take? Take? Dad! Dad! 2093 02:12:54,175 --> 02:12:56,134 -Yeah? What's the matter? -He's taking my dog. 2094 02:12:56,218 --> 02:12:59,679 Hey, hey. Excuse me. Officer, what's going on here anyway? 2095 02:13:00,723 --> 02:13:04,267 -How long have you had this dog, sir? -What difference does it make? It's my kid's dog. 2096 02:13:04,352 --> 02:13:07,145 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take this dog, sir. It's been missing for a couple of days. 2097 02:13:07,229 --> 02:13:10,065 -It's highly dangerous. It bit an infant. -A police officer's taking the dog. 2098 02:13:10,149 --> 02:13:12,067 We have to check it for rabies. 2099 02:13:12,151 --> 02:13:14,069 It doesn't look sick to me. You sure you got the right dog? 2100 02:13:14,153 --> 02:13:16,821 -Fits the description, sir. -Please, sir. Don't take my dog. 2101 02:13:16,906 --> 02:13:19,908 I'm sorry, son. I have to. It's for your own safety. 2102 02:13:19,992 --> 02:13:23,745 And kids, in the future, if you find a lost dog, report it. 2103 02:13:23,829 --> 02:13:26,498 Every animal has their rightful owner. 2104 02:13:26,582 --> 02:13:29,417 -Don't let him take my dog. -Don't worry about it. -In you go, Suzy. 2105 02:13:29,502 --> 02:13:33,171 Don't you have anything better to do than take dogs away from kids? 2106 02:13:33,255 --> 02:13:37,050 Keep up with that lip, sir, I'm gonna have to cite you for an open container. 2107 02:13:37,134 --> 02:13:40,136 -(engine starts) -Dad, aren't you gonna do something? 2108 02:13:40,221 --> 02:13:42,514 -Aren't you gonna get him back? -We'll get you a new dog. 2109 02:13:42,598 --> 02:13:44,516 -But I don't want a new dog. -Let's get inside. 2110 02:13:44,600 --> 02:13:46,601 -Frisbee was special. -Don't worry about it. 2111 02:14:27,685 --> 02:14:30,353 I've asked one of my colleagues to come by. 2112 02:14:30,438 --> 02:14:33,064 We're not sure why Casey's not responsive. 2113 02:14:33,149 --> 02:14:35,567 His CAT scan shows the blood clot's still small, 2114 02:14:35,651 --> 02:14:37,944 but there's still more brain swelling. 2115 02:14:38,028 --> 02:14:41,531 I'd like to suggest some minor surgery. Intracranial pressure monitor. 2116 02:14:41,615 --> 02:14:44,075 -Oh, God. -There's no cause for alarm. 2117 02:14:44,160 --> 02:14:46,077 Casey's making small improvements in other areas. 2118 02:14:46,162 --> 02:14:48,913 His lungs have cleared up substantially. That's a big plus. 2119 02:14:48,998 --> 02:14:51,166 Brian, the Negro boy in 111. 2120 02:14:51,250 --> 02:14:54,878 I think he was operated on yesterday. Could I inquire about his condition? 2121 02:14:54,962 --> 02:14:56,880 -Oh, yeah. He's doing very well. -Yeah? 2122 02:14:56,964 --> 02:15:00,759 He's out of critical condition. We'll be taking him out of the ICU today. 2123 02:15:00,843 --> 02:15:02,469 Oh, that's nice. Thanks. 2124 02:15:02,553 --> 02:15:04,512 Excuse me just one minute. 2125 02:15:05,973 --> 02:15:10,769 -Excuse me. What exactly is a diuretic? -It makes him urinate more. 2126 02:15:10,853 --> 02:15:15,523 -I see. So, that's to alleviate pressure? -Casey. Casey, please wake up. 2127 02:15:15,608 --> 02:15:17,525 -Yeah, okay. I'll be right there. -Dr. Wyman. 2128 02:15:17,610 --> 02:15:21,279 I wanted to thank you for saving my son's life. You are a miracle worker. 2129 02:15:21,363 --> 02:15:23,281 -That's my job. -He'll have a minor surgery? 2130 02:15:23,365 --> 02:15:26,367 Nurse, are you clear about this? Mr. Finnigan, I'm sorry, I – 2131 02:15:26,452 --> 02:15:28,828 Hey, Knute. I just was hearing the good news. 2132 02:15:28,913 --> 02:15:31,414 Congratulations. I can't tell you how pleased I am. 2133 02:15:31,499 --> 02:15:35,043 Thank you very much. I mean, everybody has been so nice. 2134 02:15:35,127 --> 02:15:37,045 Casey. 2135 02:15:37,129 --> 02:15:40,215 Casey, we love you, honey. Please wake up. 2136 02:15:40,299 --> 02:15:44,260 Any change in my grandson that you know of? I mean – 2137 02:15:44,345 --> 02:15:46,304 I'm sorry. I don't have any additional information. 2138 02:15:46,388 --> 02:15:51,142 Casey. Casey? 2139 02:15:51,227 --> 02:15:53,394 Hey, sweetie. 2140 02:15:53,479 --> 02:15:55,647 Hey, sweetie. 2141 02:15:55,731 --> 02:15:58,191 Casey. Howard! 2142 02:15:58,275 --> 02:16:00,193 -How's your little boy? -Howard, Casey's waking up. 2143 02:16:00,277 --> 02:16:02,070 Look, his eyes are open. 2144 02:16:03,447 --> 02:16:05,365 -Hey, sweetie. -Hey, Case. 2145 02:16:05,449 --> 02:16:09,327 Hey, Case. Hey, buddy. How you doing? 2146 02:16:09,411 --> 02:16:11,538 Hey, can you hear me? 2147 02:16:11,622 --> 02:16:13,540 Hi, son. 2148 02:16:13,624 --> 02:16:17,001 -Hey, Casey. -Case. 2149 02:16:17,086 --> 02:16:19,921 -Casey. Hey, Case, can you hear – -(beeping) 2150 02:16:20,005 --> 02:16:23,049 Howard. Howard, what's that? Howard, what's happening? 2151 02:16:23,133 --> 02:16:26,594 Ca – Nurse! Nurse! Come here! 2152 02:16:26,679 --> 02:16:28,847 -Howard, do something! -Hurry up. Hurry up. 2153 02:16:28,931 --> 02:16:31,516 -Come here. I don't think he's breathing here. -NURSE: Casey, are you all right? 2154 02:16:31,600 --> 02:16:33,518 HOWARD: He opened his eyes and then he stopped breathing. 2155 02:16:33,602 --> 02:16:36,020 Call a code blue and get me some help in here immediately. 2156 02:16:36,105 --> 02:16:38,439 -Code blue. ICU. -Can you hear me, son? Casey? 2157 02:16:38,524 --> 02:16:42,527 I need you to clear the room. I need to make some space. Let the doctors work. Please. 2158 02:16:42,611 --> 02:16:46,364 -We have to go clear the room. -ANN: No! 2159 02:16:46,448 --> 02:16:48,533 Come on. We'll wait outside. We'll be right outside. 2160 02:16:48,617 --> 02:16:50,702 Just give them room. Just give them room to work. 2161 02:16:50,786 --> 02:16:54,163 -Just give them room to work. -Get the bed and pull it out for me. 2162 02:16:55,499 --> 02:16:57,584 Mrs. Finnigan, I'm sure you'd be more comfortable. You don't wanna – 2163 02:16:57,668 --> 02:16:59,419 Get out of here! 2164 02:17:03,465 --> 02:17:05,383 Let's put him up on this. 2165 02:17:08,178 --> 02:17:11,931 -Oh! -Can we get the thallium? 2166 02:17:12,016 --> 02:17:15,393 Nothing. No. .4 of epinephrine, please. 2167 02:17:15,477 --> 02:17:19,105 -After that, you can draw up .4 of atropine. -Excuse me. Excuse me. 2168 02:17:19,189 --> 02:17:21,149 Start CPR. 2169 02:17:22,318 --> 02:17:24,652 NURSE: Okay, atropine ready. 2170 02:17:26,030 --> 02:17:27,739 DOCTOR: How long we been doing this? 2171 02:17:27,823 --> 02:17:29,782 -Uh, two minutes. -Good. 2172 02:17:32,536 --> 02:17:34,579 Check for pulse. 2173 02:17:48,218 --> 02:17:50,970 How long? 2174 02:17:51,055 --> 02:17:53,056 I'll continue CPR. 2175 02:17:54,767 --> 02:17:57,268 (beeping continues) 2176 02:18:25,255 --> 02:18:27,382 I can't believe it. Can you? 2177 02:18:28,384 --> 02:18:31,678 She was just over at my apartment two weeks ago. 2178 02:18:31,762 --> 02:18:33,721 Do you know her from work? 2179 02:18:36,433 --> 02:18:39,936 -Did you sign the guest book? -No. No, not yet. 2180 02:18:40,020 --> 02:18:41,938 Excuse me. 2181 02:19:05,629 --> 02:19:07,588 (men chattering) 2182 02:19:12,761 --> 02:19:15,888 -MAN #1: Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. -MAN #2: Let's go, Zoe. Zoe. 2183 02:19:17,474 --> 02:19:19,475 Mrs. Finnigan. 2184 02:19:20,811 --> 02:19:22,812 How's Casey? 2185 02:19:37,953 --> 02:19:40,538 -Casey didn't make it, Zoe. -(Ann whimpering) 2186 02:19:40,622 --> 02:19:43,958 Come on, honey. Come on. Let's go. 2187 02:20:03,020 --> 02:20:06,355 STUART: Well, I filled out an application about two weeks ago. 2188 02:20:06,440 --> 02:20:09,067 A Mr. Walsh told me to call him in case I hadn't heard. 2189 02:20:09,151 --> 02:20:11,277 Well, I've been away on family business. 2190 02:20:11,361 --> 02:20:14,030 -WOMAN (on phone): Please hold a minute. -Okay. All right. I'll hold. 2191 02:20:14,114 --> 02:20:16,032 Where you been all day? 2192 02:20:17,534 --> 02:20:21,287 -What time is it? -I asked you where you been. 2193 02:20:21,371 --> 02:20:24,707 WOMAN (on phone): Sir, give me your number, and I'll have Mr. Walsh get back to you. 2194 02:20:24,792 --> 02:20:27,251 Yeah, well, it's 504-0361. 2195 02:20:27,336 --> 02:20:30,254 -But it should be on the application. -Okay, I'll tell him you called. 2196 02:20:30,339 --> 02:20:32,340 Okay, thank you. 2197 02:20:32,424 --> 02:20:35,093 (hangs up) 2198 02:20:41,475 --> 02:20:45,353 -(dial tone) -So this is what it's gonna be, huh? 2199 02:20:46,355 --> 02:20:48,773 Oh, yeah. 2200 02:20:48,857 --> 02:20:52,527 We have to be there at 7:00, you know. You don't have very much time. 2201 02:20:52,611 --> 02:20:55,113 -What's the big deal? It's just a barbecue. -MAN (on phone): Personnel. 2202 02:20:55,197 --> 02:20:58,449 -This is Stuart Kane. With a "K." -You made the date, Stuart. 2203 02:20:58,534 --> 02:21:01,494 Aren't you the big sportsman who's supposed to be bringing the fish? 2204 02:21:02,621 --> 02:21:04,497 Why are they always naked? 2205 02:21:05,499 --> 02:21:08,084 Why does naked make it art? 2206 02:21:09,044 --> 02:21:12,380 -Did you make me a drink? -It's in the blender. 2207 02:21:20,514 --> 02:21:22,807 It smells strong. 2208 02:21:22,891 --> 02:21:24,809 I'm gonna have some wine. 2209 02:21:24,893 --> 02:21:28,062 -Is that what you're wearing? -Yes. 2210 02:21:28,147 --> 02:21:30,064 I thought we were cooking out. 2211 02:21:30,149 --> 02:21:32,984 Stuart's bringing fish, remember? 2212 02:21:33,068 --> 02:21:35,528 Well, if it's just a barbecue, why are you getting dressed up? 2213 02:21:35,612 --> 02:21:38,823 -This isn't dressed up. -I'm not changing. 2214 02:21:38,907 --> 02:21:40,950 She'll probably dress up. 2215 02:21:41,952 --> 02:21:45,288 -Are you competing? -Competing with who? 2216 02:21:45,372 --> 02:21:47,707 Claire, honey. We're talking about Claire. 2217 02:21:47,791 --> 02:21:50,293 -Are you competing with Claire? -For what? 2218 02:21:50,377 --> 02:21:52,670 What women compete for, I guess. 2219 02:21:52,754 --> 02:21:55,089 -Do you think he's attractive? -Who? 2220 02:21:55,174 --> 02:21:58,009 -The husband. -Stuart is. 2221 02:21:58,093 --> 02:22:00,678 He's the kind of guy women find attractive, isn't he? 2222 02:22:00,762 --> 02:22:04,265 -The outdoorsman type. -We don't know a lot about them. 2223 02:22:04,349 --> 02:22:07,685 I hope they like something other than chamber music. 2224 02:22:07,769 --> 02:22:10,855 Isn't it wonderful, Marian, how we can skate around an issue, 2225 02:22:10,939 --> 02:22:13,107 always playing our little game? 2226 02:22:13,192 --> 02:22:15,526 That's a good idea, a game. 2227 02:22:15,611 --> 02:22:19,530 Might help break the ice. Jeopardy, maybe. 2228 02:22:19,615 --> 02:22:22,617 I'm talking about us. I'm talking about now. 2229 02:22:23,827 --> 02:22:27,246 -What about us? -You know. 2230 02:22:27,331 --> 02:22:28,831 Know what? 2231 02:22:30,792 --> 02:22:32,627 Let's forget it. 2232 02:22:33,629 --> 02:22:36,631 Forget what? What are you talking about? 2233 02:22:36,715 --> 02:22:39,300 -It's nothing. It's ancient history. -No. 2234 02:22:40,344 --> 02:22:42,303 Something's on your mind. 2235 02:22:43,305 --> 02:22:47,892 -That party. -What party? 2236 02:22:47,976 --> 02:22:50,645 You know what party I'm talking about, Marian. The one with Mitchell Anderson. 2237 02:22:50,729 --> 02:22:53,689 Jesus, Ralph. That was three years ago. 2238 02:22:53,774 --> 02:22:55,399 -You kissed him, didn't you? -No. 2239 02:22:55,484 --> 02:22:59,654 -Your lipstick was smeared when you came back. -How would you know? You were drunk! 2240 02:22:59,738 --> 02:23:03,074 Jesus Christ, look at this. Goddamn it! Look at this! 2241 02:23:03,158 --> 02:23:06,661 Look what you made me do! Goddamn it! I wanted to wear this. 2242 02:23:09,665 --> 02:23:13,751 That's the way you looked that night with Mitchell Anderson when you were out necking. 2243 02:23:13,835 --> 02:23:15,753 -He kissed you, didn't he? -Come on, Ralph. 2244 02:23:15,837 --> 02:23:18,422 I thought we were through with that. 2245 02:23:18,507 --> 02:23:20,925 I want you to tell me about that night with Mitchell Anderson. 2246 02:23:21,009 --> 02:23:22,927 -There's nothing to tell. -All right. 2247 02:23:23,011 --> 02:23:26,973 Then tell me about nothingness. I'd like to hear a complete account of nothing. 2248 02:23:27,057 --> 02:23:29,058 What you didn't do for two and a half hours. 2249 02:23:29,142 --> 02:23:32,436 Why, Ralph? What's so important? It was three years ago. 2250 02:23:32,521 --> 02:23:35,147 All right, it's not important. It's water under the bridge. 2251 02:23:35,232 --> 02:23:38,276 But what irritates me, Marian – if that's the right word for it – 2252 02:23:38,360 --> 02:23:40,444 is that you won't tell me the truth. 2253 02:23:40,529 --> 02:23:44,031 You can't say the obvious. You can't admit that you lied! 2254 02:23:44,116 --> 02:23:47,285 That's what I don't like, Marian, having to play this charade. 2255 02:23:47,369 --> 02:23:49,787 God, Ralph. How did this start? 2256 02:23:49,871 --> 02:23:52,999 Do you know how this started? 'Cause I really – 2257 02:23:53,083 --> 02:23:55,334 -I really don't know how this started. -Marian, look at me! 2258 02:23:55,419 --> 02:23:57,962 -You don't have any panties on. -Do you know how this started? 2259 02:23:58,046 --> 02:24:00,798 What do you think you are, one of your goddamn paintings? 2260 02:24:03,051 --> 02:24:05,386 Marian, I'm giving you a chance to come clean, 2261 02:24:05,470 --> 02:24:08,472 clear the slate, on to a higher consciousness. 2262 02:24:08,557 --> 02:24:11,392 And then, don't ever lie to me again, Marian. 2263 02:24:11,476 --> 02:24:15,730 -This is not like you, Ralph. -What, to demand? You're right, Marian. 2264 02:24:15,814 --> 02:24:18,149 But I wanna know. I wanna know the truth. 2265 02:24:18,233 --> 02:24:21,736 -We're just talking, right? -Yes, Marian. We're just talking! 2266 02:24:21,820 --> 02:24:26,157 -You want me to tell you the truth? -That's all I've ever asked, Marian. 2267 02:24:26,241 --> 02:24:28,284 Okay. 2268 02:24:32,622 --> 02:24:35,082 He kissed me. 2269 02:24:35,167 --> 02:24:38,169 -Does that satisfy you? -Did it satisfy you? 2270 02:24:38,253 --> 02:24:40,755 Everybody was pretty far gone, as you may or may not know. 2271 02:24:40,839 --> 02:24:43,507 Marian, I don't really need all this perspective, just the facts. 2272 02:24:43,592 --> 02:24:46,010 All right. All right, Ralph. Okay. 2273 02:24:46,094 --> 02:24:50,848 Somehow – Somehow the two of us were elected to go out and get liquor. 2274 02:24:50,932 --> 02:24:52,808 We drove to the Foremost, which was closed, 2275 02:24:52,893 --> 02:24:55,895 and then to Cappy's, which was also closed – everything was closed. 2276 02:24:55,979 --> 02:24:58,564 I mean, I was beginning to wonder whether anything would be open. 2277 02:24:58,648 --> 02:25:01,525 All I could think of were those all-night supermarkets, and – 2278 02:25:01,610 --> 02:25:05,446 (exhales) I wondered whether anybody would even be in the mood for a drink 2279 02:25:05,530 --> 02:25:08,783 if we had to drive around half the night looking for an open market. 2280 02:25:08,867 --> 02:25:10,993 He was really drunk. 2281 02:25:11,078 --> 02:25:13,871 I hadn't even realized how drunk he was until we started driving. 2282 02:25:13,955 --> 02:25:16,791 And he was driving – he was driving terribly slow. 2283 02:25:16,875 --> 02:25:19,710 He was all hunched over the wheel, and we were talking. 2284 02:25:19,795 --> 02:25:21,879 We were talking about a lot of things. 2285 02:25:21,963 --> 02:25:24,131 (chuckles) A lot of things that didn't make sense 2286 02:25:24,216 --> 02:25:26,550 I mean, about, uh, religious images 2287 02:25:26,635 --> 02:25:28,135 and about this – 2288 02:25:29,137 --> 02:25:31,639 about this painter, this painter named Larry Rivers. 2289 02:25:31,723 --> 02:25:35,476 And, uh – And then he started talking about Norman Mailer 2290 02:25:35,560 --> 02:25:41,065 and about how Norman Mailer stabbed his wife in the breast. 2291 02:25:41,149 --> 02:25:44,610 And he said he'd hate it if anybody did that to me. 2292 02:25:45,654 --> 02:25:47,780 He said he'd like to kiss my breast. 2293 02:25:47,864 --> 02:25:51,283 And then he pulled the car over to the side of the road, and... 2294 02:25:51,368 --> 02:25:53,285 then he kissed me. 2295 02:25:53,370 --> 02:25:55,663 (shuts off dryer) 2296 02:25:55,747 --> 02:25:57,998 How long? 2297 02:26:02,712 --> 02:26:04,630 How long what? 2298 02:26:04,714 --> 02:26:06,674 How long did he kiss you? 2299 02:26:11,888 --> 02:26:14,682 (exhales) Then what? 2300 02:26:17,394 --> 02:26:19,478 Then he said, "Do you wanna have a go at it?" 2301 02:26:19,563 --> 02:26:23,107 (chuckles) Jesus, Marian. "Do you wanna have a go at it?" 2302 02:26:23,191 --> 02:26:26,944 What – "Do you wanna have a go at it? 2303 02:26:27,028 --> 02:26:29,155 Do you wanna have a go at it?" 2304 02:26:29,239 --> 02:26:33,117 What does that mean, Marian? "Do you wanna have a go at it?" 2305 02:26:33,201 --> 02:26:35,327 Did he kiss your tits? Did you touch him? 2306 02:26:35,412 --> 02:26:38,247 Touch him? Touch him? 2307 02:26:38,331 --> 02:26:41,250 Okay, Ralph. Ralph, you wanna know what happened? 2308 02:26:41,334 --> 02:26:43,419 He kissed me, and I kissed him back. 2309 02:26:43,503 --> 02:26:46,005 And then we did it. We did it right there in the car. 2310 02:26:46,089 --> 02:26:48,132 He fucked me right there in the car. 2311 02:26:48,216 --> 02:26:50,468 I was drunk. It didn't mean anything to me. 2312 02:26:50,552 --> 02:26:52,470 I wish it hadn't happened, but it did. 2313 02:26:52,554 --> 02:26:56,140 Is that all? Is that all you wanna know? Is that all? 2314 02:27:03,607 --> 02:27:05,566 Yes, Marian. 2315 02:27:07,903 --> 02:27:10,404 -That's all. -Ralph, he didn't come in me. 2316 02:27:10,489 --> 02:27:14,533 -I swear to God, he didn't come in me. -Okay. 2317 02:27:14,618 --> 02:27:17,077 Where are you going, Ralph? 2318 02:27:18,747 --> 02:27:23,250 Well, Marian, we have guests coming, and I'm gonna go and light the barbecue. 2319 02:27:26,671 --> 02:27:29,548 ♪♪ (jazz ballad on piano) 2320 02:27:29,633 --> 02:27:32,092 ♪ Each day ♪ 2321 02:27:33,428 --> 02:27:35,888 ♪ Just about sunset ♪ 2322 02:27:37,432 --> 02:27:39,600 ♪ I watch you ♪ 2323 02:27:39,684 --> 02:27:42,895 ♪ Passing my door ♪ 2324 02:27:44,731 --> 02:27:47,775 ♪ It's all I can do ♪ 2325 02:27:48,777 --> 02:27:51,904 ♪ Not to run to you ♪ 2326 02:27:52,906 --> 02:27:55,282 -We're closed. -♪ But I don't wanna cry ♪ 2327 02:27:55,367 --> 02:27:57,535 -Can I help you? -No, I just came to talk to my mom. 2328 02:27:57,619 --> 02:28:00,246 -Who's your mom? -That's my mom. 2329 02:28:00,330 --> 02:28:02,289 ♪ Nighttime ♪ 2330 02:28:04,084 --> 02:28:06,794 -Who's that? -She says she's Tess's kid. 2331 02:28:06,878 --> 02:28:08,796 You're kidding me. A string player? 2332 02:28:08,880 --> 02:28:12,216 ♪ The same old moon ♪ 2333 02:28:12,300 --> 02:28:15,302 ♪ We knew before ♪ 2334 02:28:17,138 --> 02:28:20,140 ♪ It's all I can do ♪ 2335 02:28:21,309 --> 02:28:24,395 ♪ Not to run to you ♪♪ 2336 02:28:25,397 --> 02:28:27,773 -Hold it. -♪♪ (stops) 2337 02:28:28,984 --> 02:28:31,068 What are you doing here, Zoe? 2338 02:28:32,070 --> 02:28:36,240 -Mom, Casey died. -Casey? Who's that? 2339 02:28:36,324 --> 02:28:38,409 The little boy who lives right next door. 2340 02:28:38,493 --> 02:28:42,413 -He got run over by a car. -I'll be damned. Just like that? 2341 02:28:42,497 --> 02:28:44,081 Kids. 2342 02:28:45,875 --> 02:28:48,002 I just saw Mrs. Finnigan. 2343 02:28:49,045 --> 02:28:53,757 I feel so bad for them, and I thought you'd wanna know. 2344 02:28:53,842 --> 02:28:55,759 It's a cryin' shame, baby. 2345 02:28:55,844 --> 02:28:57,761 -She must feel like shit. -Mom. 2346 02:28:57,846 --> 02:29:00,014 Why don't you go sit over here? We're just rehearsing. 2347 02:29:00,098 --> 02:29:02,516 -Okay, let's try it again. -Mom. 2348 02:29:02,601 --> 02:29:04,518 From the top, okay? 2349 02:29:04,603 --> 02:29:07,521 ♪♪ (piano intro) 2350 02:29:07,606 --> 02:29:10,357 ♪ Each day ♪ 2351 02:29:12,861 --> 02:29:15,529 ♪ Just about sunset ♪ 2352 02:29:16,990 --> 02:29:19,408 ♪ I watch you ♪ 2353 02:29:20,410 --> 02:29:22,703 ♪ Passing my door ♪ 2354 02:29:24,998 --> 02:29:28,500 ♪ It's all I can do ♪ 2355 02:29:28,585 --> 02:29:32,004 ♪ Not to run to you ♪ 2356 02:29:33,048 --> 02:29:37,217 ♪ But I don't wanna cry ♪ 2357 02:29:37,302 --> 02:29:40,220 ♪ Anymore ♪♪ 2358 02:29:50,440 --> 02:29:54,401 Suzy! Daddy, you found Suzy! 2359 02:29:54,486 --> 02:29:58,197 -Suzy! -SANDY: Suzy, we missed you. 2360 02:29:58,281 --> 02:30:00,240 Suzy. 2361 02:30:02,243 --> 02:30:04,161 Suzy's here. 2362 02:30:04,245 --> 02:30:07,581 SANDY: I missed you, Suzy. I love you. 2363 02:30:09,751 --> 02:30:13,337 AUSTIN: Daddy, why can't I have a monkey? 2364 02:30:24,307 --> 02:30:27,142 Geez, I hate this goddamn thing. 2365 02:30:27,227 --> 02:30:29,520 Well, if you'd get a job, you could get your car fixed. 2366 02:30:29,604 --> 02:30:31,522 (scoffs) 2367 02:30:31,606 --> 02:30:33,691 You sure this is the right address? 2368 02:30:34,859 --> 02:30:37,194 We should've parked about three blocks away. 2369 02:30:38,697 --> 02:30:40,614 (doorbell rings) 2370 02:30:43,284 --> 02:30:45,452 -CLAIRE: Hi. -Come in. Come on in. 2371 02:30:45,537 --> 02:30:47,454 -We're not early, are we? -No, not at all. 2372 02:30:47,539 --> 02:30:49,415 -Did you have any trouble finding the house? -STUART: Not at all. 2373 02:30:49,499 --> 02:30:51,458 I got the fish. Where do you want me to put this? 2374 02:30:51,543 --> 02:30:55,629 -Come on in. Just come right this way. -Oh, wow. 2375 02:30:55,714 --> 02:30:58,674 -Ralph. -Hi. 2376 02:30:59,676 --> 02:31:02,094 -Like a drink? -Oh, thank you. 2377 02:31:02,178 --> 02:31:04,179 -STUART: How are you? -Why don't we go out to the patio? 2378 02:31:04,264 --> 02:31:06,306 -Hello, Steven. How are you? -Stuart. 2379 02:31:06,391 --> 02:31:08,809 -Right. I'm sorry, Stuart. -Oh, wow. Look at these pictures. 2380 02:31:08,893 --> 02:31:11,645 -Where did you get them? -Uh, they're mine. I painted them. 2381 02:31:11,730 --> 02:31:13,897 -You're kidding. -RALPH: Piña colada. 2382 02:31:13,982 --> 02:31:16,483 -STUART: Piña colada? -RALPH: How was the trip? 2383 02:31:16,568 --> 02:31:20,070 -Oh, not bad. Took the 405 to the 10 – -No, I meant the fishing trip. 2384 02:31:20,155 --> 02:31:22,072 Oh, it was great. 2385 02:31:23,241 --> 02:31:26,160 I got it right here. Want me to take it to the kitchen or something, or – 2386 02:31:26,244 --> 02:31:28,328 Why don't we just take it out to the barbecue? 2387 02:31:28,413 --> 02:31:30,664 Okay. Out here, huh? 2388 02:31:32,000 --> 02:31:34,209 -You like fishing? -Oh, I love to fish. 2389 02:31:34,294 --> 02:31:35,753 -Uh-huh? -Yeah. 2390 02:31:35,837 --> 02:31:38,756 -Is that your hobby, fishing? -No, not really. 2391 02:31:38,840 --> 02:31:40,758 Uh, I do enjoy it though. 2392 02:31:40,842 --> 02:31:42,801 But I don't like fishing in boats because I don't swim. 2393 02:31:42,886 --> 02:31:46,472 -So I'll go to lakes or rivers. -MARIAN: I'll give you a tour. We can... 2394 02:31:46,556 --> 02:31:50,392 -start with the upstairs. -Oh, look at this. 2395 02:31:50,477 --> 02:31:52,770 -I'll show you the bedrooms first. -Okay. 2396 02:31:52,854 --> 02:31:55,564 STUART: I don't get out as much as I'd like to. 2397 02:31:55,648 --> 02:31:58,192 How about you? You a fisherman? 2398 02:32:19,881 --> 02:32:23,509 I'm sorry I had to do that, but you just got out of line. 2399 02:32:23,593 --> 02:32:25,511 Come on, Bill. 2400 02:32:25,595 --> 02:32:28,722 -And I know I'm just a gardener. -I'm getting tired of this. 2401 02:32:28,807 --> 02:32:34,311 Good-bye. Oh, no, let me fix it there for you. Don't. 2402 02:32:34,395 --> 02:32:37,064 -Bill, this has taken fucking hours. -Yeah, well, you know. 2403 02:32:37,148 --> 02:32:39,817 -Come on. -Stop it, stop it. Don't move. 2404 02:32:39,901 --> 02:32:42,152 I gotta go to the bathroom. Don't lean on me like that. 2405 02:32:42,237 --> 02:32:45,197 -I'm taking this thing out too. -No. Okay, okay. 2406 02:32:45,281 --> 02:32:46,949 -Just keep it in for the picture. -Hold on a second. 2407 02:32:47,033 --> 02:32:49,326 Support your husband. 2408 02:32:49,410 --> 02:32:51,578 Now, look like I – like someone really hurt you 2409 02:32:51,663 --> 02:32:53,831 like Earl beat you. 2410 02:32:53,915 --> 02:32:55,374 -Thank you. -Shut up. 2411 02:32:55,458 --> 02:32:57,292 -Did he? -You know he didn't. 2412 02:32:57,377 --> 02:32:59,086 I know he didn't literally. What else did he do? 2413 02:32:59,170 --> 02:33:01,171 What do you think about when you think about Earl? 2414 02:33:01,256 --> 02:33:04,383 Can we stop? I don't wanna talk about that, okay? 2415 02:33:04,467 --> 02:33:06,510 -Come on, Bill. Let's get going. -I was in the shower sometimes 2416 02:33:06,594 --> 02:33:08,512 and I hear the sound of the water going down the drain 2417 02:33:08,596 --> 02:33:10,514 and I think it's somebody hurting you in the other room and it scares me. 2418 02:33:10,598 --> 02:33:12,933 -Bill, come on. -Open your blouse a little for this one. 2419 02:33:13,017 --> 02:33:15,352 -No, I don't do those shots. -Come on, just for me. 2420 02:33:15,436 --> 02:33:17,688 I don't wanna do this anymore. I've been doing this for – I've been very patient. 2421 02:33:17,772 --> 02:33:20,899 -I mean, I could've sped up the process. -No. 2422 02:33:21,901 --> 02:33:24,278 I could've just done it my – my quick version. 2423 02:33:24,362 --> 02:33:29,366 Just, crunch! Crack! (yelling) 2424 02:33:29,450 --> 02:33:32,202 (chuckling) Please, let's – 2425 02:33:32,287 --> 02:33:35,122 -But I didn't, because I loved you so. -I love you too. 2426 02:33:35,206 --> 02:33:38,458 Why did that excite me? I started getting a little chubby when I was doing that. 2427 02:33:38,543 --> 02:33:41,253 That's weird. Okay, this is my last request. 2428 02:33:41,337 --> 02:33:44,047 -That's it. I'm getting restless. I am. -Okay. This is it, okay. 2429 02:33:44,132 --> 02:33:47,050 -Let's go. Where do you want this? -Right under your armpit. 2430 02:33:47,135 --> 02:33:49,428 -This is it. I've been a sport. -Okay. 2431 02:33:49,512 --> 02:33:52,180 -All right. It's perfect now. -I want you to just hold this. 2432 02:33:52,265 --> 02:33:55,601 -You're dead, and your husband is a creep. -All right. Okay, go. 2433 02:33:55,685 --> 02:33:58,395 -Do it. Do it. I'm ready. -I love you. 2434 02:33:58,479 --> 02:34:02,232 STUART: I'm in sales. Hardware, primarily, but I've sold about everything else. 2435 02:34:02,317 --> 02:34:04,985 -CLAIRE: Clothes. -I've never sold clothes. 2436 02:34:05,069 --> 02:34:07,070 That's what I'm saying. Everything but clothes. 2437 02:34:07,155 --> 02:34:09,573 -So you're retired? -You know what? I'm almost set up here. 2438 02:34:09,657 --> 02:34:12,951 -I wish. -Ralph, could you bring everybody to the table? 2439 02:34:13,036 --> 02:34:15,287 -Claire. -I been – 2440 02:34:15,371 --> 02:34:17,873 -I been out of work for three months now. -Stuart. 2441 02:34:17,957 --> 02:34:20,417 I mean, nobody seems to be interested in salesmen anymore. 2442 02:34:20,501 --> 02:34:23,086 -♪♪ (humming Jeopardy theme) -Everything's gonna become self-serve. 2443 02:34:23,171 --> 02:34:26,089 Could you sit over there with him? 2444 02:34:26,174 --> 02:34:28,342 Are you gonna be Alex Trebek? 2445 02:34:28,426 --> 02:34:30,802 -Yes, I'm gonna be Alex Trebek. -Salesmen will be kind of like the 2446 02:34:30,887 --> 02:34:32,679 middlemen everybody's trying to cut out. 2447 02:34:32,764 --> 02:34:35,599 Well, on that note, why don't we just go ahead and start the game? 2448 02:34:35,683 --> 02:34:38,477 -Claire, do you wanna pick a category? -It's your buzzer. 2449 02:34:38,561 --> 02:34:41,521 The Night Sky, Political Quotes, Racy Movies. 2450 02:34:41,606 --> 02:34:43,523 -Oh, Racy Movies. Racy Movies. -The Blues – 2451 02:34:43,608 --> 02:34:46,902 Oh, my panties are getting a little wet. 2452 02:34:48,446 --> 02:34:51,949 Oh, baby, why don't you take your fingers 2453 02:34:52,033 --> 02:34:55,118 and rub my hot, pink pussy? 2454 02:34:56,120 --> 02:34:58,956 Oh, yeah, right on my clit. 2455 02:34:59,040 --> 02:35:01,500 And now take your fingers and put them inside me and – 2456 02:35:01,584 --> 02:35:04,336 Oh, yeah. Just fuck me with your fingers, baby. 2457 02:35:04,420 --> 02:35:07,297 Oh, don't you wanna go inside? 2458 02:35:07,382 --> 02:35:09,508 You wanna hear how wet I am? 2459 02:35:14,597 --> 02:35:17,099 -What are you doing? -Getting a roach. 2460 02:35:17,183 --> 02:35:19,518 That's how wet you make my pussy, baby. 2461 02:35:20,687 --> 02:35:23,563 Oh, I really want you to fuck me now. 2462 02:35:23,648 --> 02:35:26,900 I want you to go inside with your big, hard cock. 2463 02:35:26,985 --> 02:35:28,902 Oh, but wait. Wait. 2464 02:35:28,987 --> 02:35:33,490 Make me beg for it. Just tease my clit. Please, baby. 2465 02:35:33,574 --> 02:35:37,244 Oh, my legs are spread so wide. 2466 02:35:37,328 --> 02:35:39,579 Oh, I feel you fucking me so deep. 2467 02:35:39,664 --> 02:35:41,665 Oh, please, harder. 2468 02:35:41,749 --> 02:35:43,667 Harder. 2469 02:35:43,751 --> 02:35:46,670 Oh, I can feel your balls against my ass, baby. 2470 02:35:46,754 --> 02:35:49,840 Oh, yeah. Oh, lift my legs above your shoulders. 2471 02:35:49,924 --> 02:35:52,342 Yeah, just fuck me so hard. (moans) 2472 02:35:52,427 --> 02:35:54,344 Oh, I'm gonna come. (moans) 2473 02:35:54,429 --> 02:35:56,388 (line clicks) 2474 02:36:10,653 --> 02:36:13,321 Sounded like you really got hot talking to that guy. 2475 02:36:14,323 --> 02:36:18,285 Right. Did you give Joe-Joe his eardrops? 2476 02:36:19,454 --> 02:36:21,413 Talking about his dick and everything. 2477 02:36:23,249 --> 02:36:25,792 "Dick." I never say that word. 2478 02:36:25,877 --> 02:36:29,796 -Cock, whatever. -I hate that word. "Dick." 2479 02:36:45,563 --> 02:36:49,733 (engine continues running) 2480 02:37:01,370 --> 02:37:03,830 (engine running) 2481 02:37:27,188 --> 02:37:30,607 -RALPH: Who is Mariette Hartley? -MARIAN: That's right. 2482 02:37:30,691 --> 02:37:32,609 RALPH: It's not really fair that I should win all the time, is it? 2483 02:37:32,693 --> 02:37:36,613 -Are you cheating, Ralph? -No, Marian. You cheat, remember? 2484 02:37:36,697 --> 02:37:38,615 -Ooh. -All right. 2485 02:37:38,699 --> 02:37:41,618 This time you be Alex Trebek now, okay? Time to switch. 2486 02:37:41,702 --> 02:37:44,287 -Finished with this one. Let's switch. -CLAIRE: We're gonna switch places? 2487 02:37:44,372 --> 02:37:47,791 -Okay, Stuart, you have to sit in the middle. -RALPH: Does Alex Trebek cheat? 2488 02:37:47,875 --> 02:37:50,043 Move over. You gotta be in the middle. 2489 02:37:52,004 --> 02:37:53,922 -Hey, hey, hey! -Hey, hey, hey. 2490 02:37:54,006 --> 02:37:58,468 Here's the categories: Little Songs, Celebrities, Gourmet Cooking, Family Life – 2491 02:37:58,553 --> 02:38:00,971 Gourmet cooking. Shit! 2492 02:38:01,055 --> 02:38:03,807 -Aw, shit! -MARIAN: Oh, Jesus, Ralph! 2493 02:38:03,891 --> 02:38:06,184 -(Claire laughing) Oh, God. -You said 10 minutes an inch, Stuart. 2494 02:38:06,269 --> 02:38:09,146 I did. The thickness, not the length. 2495 02:38:09,230 --> 02:38:11,982 How about we have another piña colada? 2496 02:38:12,066 --> 02:38:15,193 -♪♪ (classical) -(engine running) 2497 02:38:41,637 --> 02:38:46,766 ♪♪ (jazz piano) 2498 02:38:51,606 --> 02:38:53,690 ♪♪ (continues) 2499 02:38:58,821 --> 02:39:01,907 ♪ You may mean me some good ♪ 2500 02:39:03,826 --> 02:39:06,828 ♪ You may mean me some harm ♪ 2501 02:39:09,832 --> 02:39:12,209 ♪ You may be a fire ♪ 2502 02:39:14,503 --> 02:39:17,297 ♪ You may be a false alarm ♪ 2503 02:39:20,343 --> 02:39:22,969 ♪ 'Cause I don't know you ♪ 2504 02:39:25,431 --> 02:39:28,141 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 2505 02:39:32,480 --> 02:39:38,068 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 2506 02:39:39,195 --> 02:39:41,321 I don't think you should talk that way in front of the kids. 2507 02:39:41,405 --> 02:39:43,365 -They don't understand. -How do you know? 2508 02:39:43,449 --> 02:39:45,784 It goes in one ear, and it goes out the other. 2509 02:39:45,868 --> 02:39:49,204 You should be happy that I have a job where I'm home all the time, you know. 2510 02:39:49,288 --> 02:39:51,748 We don't send them to some funky day care. 2511 02:39:51,832 --> 02:39:53,875 I make damn good money. 2512 02:39:54,877 --> 02:39:58,546 Hey, did you collect from the Ryans yet? 2513 02:39:58,631 --> 02:40:02,259 I don't want you servicing their pool, you know, if they haven't paid. 2514 02:40:02,343 --> 02:40:05,345 (TV: man speaking, faint) 2515 02:40:07,181 --> 02:40:09,641 How come you never talk to me like that? 2516 02:40:09,725 --> 02:40:11,977 Like what? 2517 02:40:13,145 --> 02:40:15,939 Like the way you talk those guys off. 2518 02:40:16,023 --> 02:40:18,024 Are you kidding me? 2519 02:40:20,194 --> 02:40:22,112 Well, that might spice things up. 2520 02:40:23,447 --> 02:40:27,284 Look, you wanna fuck me, fuck me. I'm just a little talked out, you know. 2521 02:40:29,620 --> 02:40:31,997 Shit. Can you get this for me? 2522 02:40:34,166 --> 02:40:37,460 Jerry, big bear. 2523 02:40:37,545 --> 02:40:39,629 Did I hurt your feelings? 2524 02:40:39,714 --> 02:40:42,007 -Look at me. -No. 2525 02:40:42,091 --> 02:40:44,926 -Look at me. -It's all right. Let me just get this. 2526 02:40:45,928 --> 02:40:49,264 I'm so glad Joe-Joe got your eyes. You know that? 2527 02:40:52,310 --> 02:40:54,978 You wanna fuck? Hmm? 2528 02:40:55,980 --> 02:40:59,107 Yeah, let's fuck. Come on. We can fuck. 2529 02:40:59,191 --> 02:41:01,109 (TV: continues, indistinct) 2530 02:41:01,193 --> 02:41:05,280 Oh, shit. Wait a minute. Sorry, I – The TV. 2531 02:41:05,364 --> 02:41:07,282 Be right back. 2532 02:41:25,092 --> 02:41:27,594 ♪ My little puppy's name is Rags ♪ 2533 02:41:27,678 --> 02:41:30,513 ♪ He eats so much that his tummy sags ♪ 2534 02:41:30,598 --> 02:41:33,433 ♪ His ears flip-flop and his tail wig-wags ♪ 2535 02:41:33,517 --> 02:41:36,186 ♪ He walks back and forth in a big zigzag ♪ 2536 02:41:36,270 --> 02:41:38,563 STUART: I mean, being a doctor and all, 2537 02:41:38,647 --> 02:41:40,732 do you touch many dead bodies? 2538 02:41:40,816 --> 02:41:42,859 ♪ Wig-wag, zigzag ♪ 2539 02:41:42,943 --> 02:41:46,613 -♪ He doesn't have any pedigree ♪ -That's kind of a strange question, isn't it? 2540 02:41:46,697 --> 02:41:48,782 ♪ But I love him and he loves me ♪♪ 2541 02:41:48,866 --> 02:41:52,369 -(both laughing) -Come on, it's your turn. 2542 02:41:52,453 --> 02:41:54,454 You know, a little makeup, a little costume. 2543 02:41:54,538 --> 02:41:56,456 STUART: Oh, no. 2544 02:41:56,540 --> 02:41:58,750 A little weird behavior. Isn't that what it's all about? 2545 02:41:58,834 --> 02:42:01,002 Don't look at me like that, Stuart. 2546 02:42:01,087 --> 02:42:03,546 It's always me underneath. You know, I can change. 2547 02:42:03,631 --> 02:42:05,590 But I can always go back to me. 2548 02:42:05,674 --> 02:42:08,885 -Don't you wish you could do that? -Marian, what have you got on underneath? 2549 02:42:08,969 --> 02:42:11,304 You know, Ralph. Nothing. 2550 02:42:11,389 --> 02:42:14,933 - So what do you wanna be? -(high-pitched voice) I wanna be nothing. 2551 02:42:15,017 --> 02:42:18,436 And I'm gonna make you a pussycat. 2552 02:42:18,521 --> 02:42:21,398 -Wait, does this stuff come off? -Oh, sure. 2553 02:42:21,482 --> 02:42:24,651 Well, I know how to do nothing. We'll just erase your face. 2554 02:42:26,695 --> 02:42:30,407 ♪ In a setting by the woods ♪ 2555 02:42:30,491 --> 02:42:34,661 ♪ A little man by the river stood ♪ 2556 02:42:34,745 --> 02:42:38,957 ♪ Saw a girl come floating by ♪ 2557 02:42:39,041 --> 02:42:42,544 ♪ And he heard her cry ♪♪ 2558 02:42:42,628 --> 02:42:45,755 "Help me, help me, help me," she said. 2559 02:42:45,840 --> 02:42:48,633 He couldn't help her. She was dead. 2560 02:42:54,390 --> 02:42:56,599 I know who it was. 2561 02:42:56,684 --> 02:42:58,560 The baker. 2562 02:42:58,644 --> 02:43:01,688 -What, honey? -Casey's birthday cake. 2563 02:43:06,360 --> 02:43:08,278 -Howard. -What? What is it? 2564 02:43:08,362 --> 02:43:11,364 -I know who made the phone calls. -Who? 2565 02:43:11,449 --> 02:43:13,450 The baker, Mr. Bitkower. 2566 02:43:13,534 --> 02:43:16,369 -Oh, sweetie. -Stop. Don't do that. 2567 02:43:31,510 --> 02:43:34,429 ♪ I don't know you well ♪ 2568 02:43:39,935 --> 02:43:44,772 ♪ I don't know you at all ♪ 2569 02:43:47,109 --> 02:43:49,402 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 2570 02:43:51,155 --> 02:43:54,073 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 2571 02:43:56,118 --> 02:43:59,496 ♪ I don't know you ♪♪ 2572 02:44:01,415 --> 02:44:04,918 STUART: You know, my mother was an artist, sort of. 2573 02:44:05,920 --> 02:44:10,215 -She always said I should draw or that I could, but I don't know. -(yawns) 2574 02:44:13,385 --> 02:44:17,639 You know, when I was in art school, I had a teacher. 2575 02:44:18,891 --> 02:44:21,601 Eventually killed himself. He couldn't sell anything. 2576 02:44:23,229 --> 02:44:26,564 But he used to have us paint with sticks and rocks 2577 02:44:27,691 --> 02:44:30,985 whatever you could find, like – like cavemen or something. 2578 02:44:31,070 --> 02:44:33,112 I guess it was supposed to be like – 2579 02:44:34,448 --> 02:44:40,161 He never allowed brushes or pencils or – or real paint – 2580 02:44:40,246 --> 02:44:42,247 the paint you could buy, anyway – 2581 02:44:43,874 --> 02:44:47,001 just to get you to feel, or something. 2582 02:44:48,295 --> 02:44:50,255 I've forgotten. 2583 02:44:50,339 --> 02:44:52,924 (balloon squealing) 2584 02:45:20,703 --> 02:45:23,705 (car engine running) 2585 02:45:28,168 --> 02:45:31,421 Zoe. Zoe, don't do this to me. 2586 02:45:32,423 --> 02:45:34,674 Zoe! 2587 02:45:43,559 --> 02:45:45,518 No! 2588 02:45:48,564 --> 02:45:50,481 (grunting) 2589 02:45:50,566 --> 02:45:52,817 Oh, baby. Oh, my God. 2590 02:45:52,901 --> 02:45:55,403 (groaning) 2591 02:45:56,697 --> 02:45:58,823 (grunting) 2592 02:45:58,907 --> 02:46:01,451 Oh, baby. Oh, baby. 2593 02:46:01,535 --> 02:46:04,871 Oh! No. Zoe, no. 2594 02:46:18,427 --> 02:46:21,429 I'm not open yet. The bakery's closed for business. 2595 02:46:21,513 --> 02:46:24,349 We can see you're closed, but I'm sure you'll see us. 2596 02:46:24,433 --> 02:46:26,100 Mr. Bitkower! 2597 02:46:27,311 --> 02:46:28,853 Mr. Bitkower! 2598 02:46:31,940 --> 02:46:33,524 (sighs) 2599 02:46:36,695 --> 02:46:39,155 -Hey, you're not allowed in here. -Mr. Bitkower. 2600 02:46:39,239 --> 02:46:41,908 -What do you want? -I'm Casey's mother. This is Casey's father. 2601 02:46:41,992 --> 02:46:44,077 I'm busy. You come back when I'm open. 2602 02:46:44,161 --> 02:46:46,579 -No. -All right. 2603 02:46:46,664 --> 02:46:49,666 You want your cake now. Is that it? You finally want the cake you ordered? 2604 02:46:49,750 --> 02:46:51,876 We wanna talk to you about the cake that wasn't picked up. 2605 02:46:51,960 --> 02:46:54,253 -Or paid for. -You're a terrible person, Mr. Bitkower. 2606 02:46:54,338 --> 02:46:56,255 It cost me time and money to make that cake. 2607 02:46:56,340 --> 02:46:58,216 I have work to do. I don't wanna talk to you. 2608 02:46:58,300 --> 02:47:00,468 You're gonna talk to her, or I'm gonna knock you on your ass, pal. 2609 02:47:00,552 --> 02:47:05,014 -How can you be so cheap and insensitive? -Lady, I work 16 hours a day to make ends meet. 2610 02:47:05,099 --> 02:47:08,184 -I bake all night and work all day. -Oh, you bake all night? 2611 02:47:08,268 --> 02:47:11,771 (laughing) I thought you made phone calls at night, you bastard. 2612 02:47:14,316 --> 02:47:17,944 I'll call somebody. Get out of my store. 2613 02:47:20,155 --> 02:47:22,699 I don't want any trouble here. 2614 02:47:25,619 --> 02:47:27,620 My son is dead. 2615 02:47:28,956 --> 02:47:31,040 He is dead, Mr. Bitkower. 2616 02:47:31,125 --> 02:47:34,919 He was hit by a car the day I came in here to order the cake. 2617 02:47:35,003 --> 02:47:37,755 We have been waiting with him until he died. 2618 02:47:38,465 --> 02:47:40,883 And now he is dead. 2619 02:47:41,510 --> 02:47:44,011 There are no more birthdays. 2620 02:47:47,141 --> 02:47:49,058 He is dead! 2621 02:47:49,143 --> 02:47:53,271 You bastard! You bastard! Goddamn you! 2622 02:47:53,355 --> 02:47:55,398 -Goddamn you! -Come on. 2623 02:47:55,482 --> 02:47:58,901 -Goddamn you! -Shame on you. 2624 02:47:58,986 --> 02:48:00,987 -(sobbing) -Shame. 2625 02:48:08,245 --> 02:48:10,163 Wait. Wait, don't go. 2626 02:48:11,165 --> 02:48:13,499 Don't go. Don't go. Wait. 2627 02:48:17,546 --> 02:48:20,173 Let me get you a chair. Here, sit down. 2628 02:48:24,303 --> 02:48:26,804 (sobbing) 2629 02:48:31,018 --> 02:48:35,104 -LOIS: What are you doing, Joe? -BILL: I've never seen more fucking homeless people. 2630 02:48:35,189 --> 02:48:37,899 LOIS: Hey, you. Drink that. Don't spill it. 2631 02:48:39,526 --> 02:48:41,944 -So – -Josette, stay in the car. 2632 02:48:42,029 --> 02:48:43,946 -Joe-Joe, watch your sister. -What do you guys want? 2633 02:48:44,031 --> 02:48:45,490 -LOIS: Cigarettes. -HONEY: Beers. 2634 02:48:45,574 --> 02:48:48,075 -Yeah, we're here for beer. -Lots of beer. 2635 02:48:48,160 --> 02:48:49,952 We're already gonna get some beer. 2636 02:48:50,037 --> 02:48:52,538 -LOIS: We'll be right back, Joe. -JOE: Where you going? 2637 02:48:52,623 --> 02:48:56,209 We're going to get Aunt Honey's photographs. You watch Josette. 2638 02:48:57,920 --> 02:48:59,796 How much is that gonna cost? 2639 02:49:01,799 --> 02:49:05,301 -WOMAN: What was your last name? -LOIS: Keep your eye on her. Don't let her get to the edge. 2640 02:49:05,385 --> 02:49:08,304 -No, Honey Bush. -Keep your eye on your sister. 2641 02:49:08,388 --> 02:49:10,306 -Honey. Honey Bush. -Hey. 2642 02:49:10,390 --> 02:49:14,560 Hey, Mr. Johnson, how's it going? Thank you. Sorry. 2643 02:49:14,645 --> 02:49:17,814 -Is five dollars enough? -Yeah. That's how much it is. 2644 02:49:17,898 --> 02:49:19,899 -Thank you. -Thank you. 2645 02:49:20,901 --> 02:49:22,443 Let me see. 2646 02:49:24,071 --> 02:49:25,988 Who are these? 2647 02:49:26,073 --> 02:49:29,534 -(both gasp) -She's dead. 2648 02:49:43,173 --> 02:49:46,676 -Ew, that is gross. -She's dead. 2649 02:49:46,760 --> 02:49:49,011 Ew, Honey, he's coming. Go. 2650 02:49:49,096 --> 02:49:51,597 -Oh, my God. -Careful. 2651 02:50:06,780 --> 02:50:09,448 Come on, get in. Are we gonna do this picnic or what? 2652 02:50:10,784 --> 02:50:12,743 Do you have a pen? "7NZ" – 2653 02:50:12,828 --> 02:50:14,996 -He's going to that one. -Come on. 2654 02:50:15,080 --> 02:50:17,081 Remember this. "7NZ699." 2655 02:50:17,165 --> 02:50:19,083 7NZ699. 2656 02:50:19,167 --> 02:50:23,504 6048364. 6048364. 2657 02:50:23,589 --> 02:50:25,756 (chuckling) 2658 02:50:28,844 --> 02:50:30,761 Mmm. 2659 02:50:30,846 --> 02:50:33,180 See, look what you do. 2660 02:50:33,265 --> 02:50:38,394 You make the food look like a little show down there on the plate. 2661 02:50:38,478 --> 02:50:42,732 It looks like a little stage with little – little sausage people on it. 2662 02:50:42,816 --> 02:50:44,901 -(chuckling) -It's so cute. 2663 02:50:45,944 --> 02:50:48,029 I love all those things about you. 2664 02:50:48,113 --> 02:50:50,281 I love everything you say. 2665 02:50:52,534 --> 02:50:55,703 I'm getting us out of Downey, baby. Don't worry about it. 2666 02:50:55,787 --> 02:50:57,705 It's all temporary. 2667 02:50:59,082 --> 02:51:01,292 Oh, I don't want it to be over. 2668 02:51:01,376 --> 02:51:03,711 -We'll do it again. -When? 2669 02:51:03,795 --> 02:51:07,757 Well, I've got three round trips out of JFK to Berlin. 2670 02:51:07,841 --> 02:51:12,428 And then a little stopover in Bangkok that I requested, a four-day layover there. 2671 02:51:12,512 --> 02:51:17,016 That'll be great. So, uh, next month. 2672 02:51:17,100 --> 02:51:21,354 -Maybe we should go to Hawaii. -Yeah. 2673 02:51:21,438 --> 02:51:24,732 Chad could stay with his father. I mean, he'll be in school, right? 2674 02:51:24,816 --> 02:51:28,486 -Chad had a great time. -Wally had a great time. 2675 02:51:28,570 --> 02:51:31,322 -How about little Wally? -(chuckles) 2676 02:51:31,406 --> 02:51:33,324 A smokin' good time. 2677 02:51:33,408 --> 02:51:37,036 -(both chuckling) -WALLY: Yippee-aye-ay! 2678 02:51:39,873 --> 02:51:43,250 -JOE: Are we there? -LOIS: We're here. Finally. 2679 02:51:44,294 --> 02:51:46,295 Whoo! 2680 02:51:57,099 --> 02:51:59,976 LOIS: Get out. We're here, babe. 2681 02:52:00,060 --> 02:52:02,103 It's not stupid. It's gonna be fun. 2682 02:52:02,187 --> 02:52:04,188 Out. 2683 02:52:06,692 --> 02:52:09,068 JOE: Hey, you didn't have to do that. 2684 02:52:10,070 --> 02:52:12,905 -Let's go get in the dirt. -It's my pleasure. 2685 02:52:12,990 --> 02:52:17,868 Josette, watch out for the dog shit. Stay away from the dog poop. 2686 02:52:17,953 --> 02:52:20,162 ♪ Gettin' out of Downey ♪ 2687 02:52:20,247 --> 02:52:24,875 -♪ Take me out of Downey ♪ -♪ I'm gonna get you out of Downey ♪ 2688 02:52:24,960 --> 02:52:27,211 ♪ Take me out of Downey ♪ 2689 02:52:28,714 --> 02:52:31,007 -♪ I'm gonna get you out of Downey ♪ -(laughing) 2690 02:52:31,091 --> 02:52:34,427 -Wait. Show me how you do it. -♪ Gettin' out of Downey ♪ 2691 02:52:34,511 --> 02:52:37,596 ♪ I'm gonna get you out of Downey ♪ 2692 02:52:40,934 --> 02:52:43,019 -BILL: Come on. -LOIS: Josette. 2693 02:52:43,103 --> 02:52:46,313 -Come on, we're two innings in. You're winning. -Oh, big girlie. 2694 02:52:48,984 --> 02:52:51,068 You're such a wild thing. 2695 02:52:51,153 --> 02:52:53,070 Such a wild girl. 2696 02:52:53,155 --> 02:52:55,031 (screaming) 2697 02:52:55,157 --> 02:52:58,868 -WOMAN #1: Why do you even want to go down this hill? -WOMAN #2: Mountain bikes, Nancy. 2698 02:52:58,952 --> 02:53:01,454 When you slide, just keep your feet to the side. 2699 02:53:02,789 --> 02:53:06,625 For God's sakes. Jesus. (giggling, muttering) 2700 02:53:09,504 --> 02:53:11,630 -You okay? -Fine. 2701 02:53:11,715 --> 02:53:13,632 -There's something in my eye. -Hi. 2702 02:53:13,717 --> 02:53:15,634 -How's the car? -It's fine. 2703 02:53:15,719 --> 02:53:17,636 -You all right? -Yeah. 2704 02:53:17,721 --> 02:53:21,223 -I agree. -Hey, really funny. 2705 02:53:22,642 --> 02:53:25,102 -All right. -BILL: You have a nice afternoon. 2706 02:53:27,314 --> 02:53:29,231 -Joe! -Joe, come on. 2707 02:53:29,316 --> 02:53:31,317 Leave those girls alone. 2708 02:53:31,401 --> 02:53:34,153 Just like his dad. Totally out of control. 2709 02:53:35,322 --> 02:53:38,240 How'd you like a little of that stickin' on your drop chute? 2710 02:53:38,325 --> 02:53:40,493 Ten bucks says they're waiting for us. 2711 02:53:41,912 --> 02:53:44,747 -Let's go. -All right. 2712 02:53:44,831 --> 02:53:46,874 All right. 2713 02:53:49,044 --> 02:53:51,378 Honey. Honey. 2714 02:53:51,463 --> 02:53:53,380 -HONEY: Okay. -Okay? Be back in five. 2715 02:53:53,465 --> 02:53:55,382 -Could you hand me a beer? -Yeah. 2716 02:53:57,219 --> 02:54:00,554 -HONEY: Where are you going? -What? We're gonna go, uh – 2717 02:54:00,639 --> 02:54:02,765 Discretion around the little ones. 2718 02:54:02,849 --> 02:54:05,935 LOIS: "When are we gonna eat?" I can't hear you. 2719 02:54:06,019 --> 02:54:07,645 -Here, sweetie. -Thanks. 2720 02:54:07,729 --> 02:54:09,772 LOIS: We're gonna eat now. What do you wanna eat? 2721 02:54:09,856 --> 02:54:12,858 Ow! Don't hit me. Very good. 2722 02:54:12,943 --> 02:54:15,194 -Come on, Josette. You wanna eat? -What do you want? 2723 02:54:15,278 --> 02:54:17,947 We have baloney. We have Swiss cheese. 2724 02:54:18,031 --> 02:54:21,700 We have peanut butter and jelly. We have ham. 2725 02:54:22,828 --> 02:54:24,745 -What? -What do you want, baloney? 2726 02:54:24,830 --> 02:54:26,872 -Baloney sandwich? -Okay. 2727 02:54:33,046 --> 02:54:35,840 Here, eat these. You need to eat something to keep going. 2728 02:54:35,924 --> 02:54:38,968 Eating's a good thing at a time like this. 2729 02:54:39,052 --> 02:54:41,637 -Thank you. -I hope you like my muffins. 2730 02:54:43,223 --> 02:54:46,475 -Mr. Bitkower. -Yes, Mrs. Finnigan, what can I get you? 2731 02:54:46,560 --> 02:54:48,561 I'd like to see the cake. 2732 02:54:58,280 --> 02:54:59,864 You can't. 2733 02:55:02,367 --> 02:55:03,909 I threw it away. 2734 02:55:09,457 --> 02:55:13,294 -Here we are. -Here we are. Let's go, Chad. 2735 02:55:17,465 --> 02:55:19,425 Don't forget these, bud. 2736 02:55:20,927 --> 02:55:22,928 Okay. 2737 02:55:30,437 --> 02:55:32,938 -Thanks. -See you. 2738 02:55:33,023 --> 02:55:35,816 -Bye, Gene. -Wally, Wally. Bye, Wally. 2739 02:55:35,901 --> 02:55:37,818 -Bye, Wally. -See you. 2740 02:55:45,827 --> 02:55:48,454 -Oh, home, sweet home. -Really. 2741 02:55:50,207 --> 02:55:54,710 MAN (on TV): Now to seal it off. 2742 02:55:54,794 --> 02:55:58,797 First order of business, put all this oil back where it came from. 2743 02:56:06,014 --> 02:56:09,350 Aubrey Bell? Mommy, who's Aubrey Bell? 2744 02:56:13,939 --> 02:56:17,149 Captain Planet's doing it! He's sucking the oil back! 2745 02:56:17,234 --> 02:56:19,235 Go, Planet! 2746 02:56:24,366 --> 02:56:27,076 BOTH: ♪ The fourth of July ♪ 2747 02:56:27,160 --> 02:56:30,079 ♪ Before the fourth of July ♪ 2748 02:56:30,163 --> 02:56:32,957 ♪ Fourth of July ♪♪ 2749 02:56:33,041 --> 02:56:34,583 BILL: Come on. 2750 02:56:36,920 --> 02:56:38,963 -They're on bikes, Bill. -Come on, come on. 2751 02:56:39,047 --> 02:56:41,882 -They gotta cut through here. -WOMAN #2: Let's go in here. 2752 02:56:41,967 --> 02:56:46,095 I don't wanna run all over these mountains for a couple of cockteasers. 2753 02:56:47,430 --> 02:56:50,349 Oh, I don't think this goes all the way. 2754 02:56:51,685 --> 02:56:54,395 Looks like we're stopping here. (laughs) 2755 02:56:54,479 --> 02:56:56,438 Those guys are following us. 2756 02:56:56,523 --> 02:57:00,109 Okay, let me – I'll warm them up. And then you just come in. 2757 02:57:00,193 --> 02:57:02,194 I'll get one of them to go there, man. 2758 02:57:03,905 --> 02:57:07,533 Hey. How are you? 2759 02:57:07,617 --> 02:57:09,868 Okay. 2760 02:57:09,953 --> 02:57:11,996 Wait, I-I – I know you. 2761 02:57:12,080 --> 02:57:15,958 From, uh – No, I'm sure I do. From that photo shoot. 2762 02:57:16,042 --> 02:57:18,043 -When I did your makeup. -I don't know what you're talking about. 2763 02:57:18,128 --> 02:57:20,045 The maquillage for the photo shoot. I'm a makeup artist. 2764 02:57:20,130 --> 02:57:22,131 I thought that you were someone I'd done for a shoot. 2765 02:57:22,215 --> 02:57:24,341 -That funny? -Sorry. 2766 02:57:24,426 --> 02:57:26,343 Are you guys actresses or models? 2767 02:57:26,428 --> 02:57:28,721 We're not either. I'm – We're not either one. 2768 02:57:28,805 --> 02:57:31,974 You're not? I just mean, just 'cause you have the looks for it. You could be. 2769 02:57:32,058 --> 02:57:34,685 If, you know, if you wanted to. 2770 02:57:34,769 --> 02:57:39,732 Well, if it happened, that would be okay. If it doesn't, that's okay too. 2771 02:57:39,816 --> 02:57:43,152 But, hey, I mean, sometimes I do some talent scout stuff too and – 2772 02:57:43,236 --> 02:57:46,405 I mean, if you ever want to. I'm Bill. This is Jerry. 2773 02:57:46,489 --> 02:57:48,615 You want a beer? 2774 02:57:48,700 --> 02:57:50,993 No, thanks. You want – 2775 02:57:51,077 --> 02:57:55,164 -No, that's okay. -So, have you done any movie stars? 2776 02:57:55,248 --> 02:57:57,166 Uh, yeah – Yes, ma'am. 2777 02:57:57,250 --> 02:57:59,835 Really? Who was the biggest movie star you've done? 2778 02:57:59,919 --> 02:58:04,757 What was that last one I did? What was that big one I did last time? 2779 02:58:06,092 --> 02:58:08,427 -I think it was Roseanne Barr. -(chuckling) 2780 02:58:08,511 --> 02:58:10,512 -She's big. -She's huge. 2781 02:58:10,597 --> 02:58:13,891 -You're lying. I can tell you're lying. -Yeah, that didn't work. 2782 02:58:13,975 --> 02:58:17,353 -What's your name? -I'm Barbara. That's Nancy. 2783 02:58:17,437 --> 02:58:19,813 Hi. 2784 02:58:20,857 --> 02:58:24,526 -So, you married? -No. 2785 02:58:24,611 --> 02:58:26,570 Uh, we were. 2786 02:58:27,781 --> 02:58:29,698 Very unfortunate, what happened. 2787 02:58:29,783 --> 02:58:32,910 Uh, I'll have one of those beers. 2788 02:58:32,994 --> 02:58:35,829 Hey, you know what's a hundred yards away? You know the Bat Caves? 2789 02:58:35,914 --> 02:58:37,706 You ever watch Batman? Remember the series Batman? 2790 02:58:37,791 --> 02:58:39,708 -Yeah. -Well, the Bat Caves where they shot it – 2791 02:58:39,793 --> 02:58:41,460 Let me show you this cave. Here's your beer. 2792 02:58:41,544 --> 02:58:43,462 Let me take Barbara away from you for one second. 2793 02:58:43,546 --> 02:58:45,589 Come here. It'll just take a second. Don't worry about it. 2794 02:58:45,673 --> 02:58:47,883 -Okay, I'll just have one beer. -All right, one. 2795 02:58:47,967 --> 02:58:49,968 Come here. Don't worry about it. 2796 02:58:50,053 --> 02:58:52,221 -BARBARA: Where you guys live? -Malibu. -Come back. 2797 02:58:52,305 --> 02:58:53,972 -That's on the beach, right? -Yep, it's on the beach. 2798 02:58:54,057 --> 02:58:57,101 Can I have a beer? Thanks. 2799 02:58:57,602 --> 02:59:01,063 Oh, Jesus. Excuse me. 2800 02:59:01,147 --> 02:59:03,399 No, it's one of the streets that goes up. 2801 02:59:03,483 --> 02:59:05,401 -Oh. -Come here. It's right down here. 2802 02:59:05,485 --> 02:59:08,112 -Do you mind? -BILL: We had a place up there for a while. 2803 02:59:08,196 --> 02:59:10,155 Now, after we split up with our wives, you know – 2804 02:59:10,240 --> 02:59:12,741 -Oh, you lived with your wives? -Well, yeah. 2805 02:59:12,826 --> 02:59:15,452 So now we got this place. 2806 02:59:15,537 --> 02:59:17,996 We got this fish tank thing, like a fish tank. 2807 02:59:18,081 --> 02:59:20,416 NANCY: Hey, stop that! Don't – Leave me – 2808 02:59:20,500 --> 02:59:22,584 -What are you doing? Leave me alone! -What the fuck is he doing? Jerry! 2809 02:59:22,669 --> 02:59:25,421 -(screaming) -Jerry! 2810 02:59:25,505 --> 02:59:28,257 -(birds squawking) -Jerry! 2811 02:59:30,176 --> 02:59:34,096 (rumbling) 2812 02:59:34,180 --> 02:59:36,807 -Fuck! -Whoa! 2813 02:59:36,891 --> 02:59:39,518 Earthquake. Earthquake, you fucking nut! 2814 02:59:39,602 --> 02:59:41,603 Ah, fuck. 2815 02:59:49,154 --> 02:59:51,071 All right, Josette. Come here. Come here. 2816 02:59:51,156 --> 02:59:53,031 (screaming) 2817 02:59:55,743 --> 02:59:58,412 -Jerry! -(screaming) 2818 02:59:58,496 --> 03:00:01,039 -Okay, look. Look here. -(screaming) 2819 03:00:03,293 --> 03:00:06,128 What's happening, Howard? Howard? 2820 03:00:06,212 --> 03:00:08,755 We have to get under a table. 2821 03:00:09,924 --> 03:00:13,135 Gene, earthquake! Get under the doorway! 2822 03:00:13,219 --> 03:00:15,888 -Quick! -Underneath the door! 2823 03:00:16,890 --> 03:00:20,100 This is Officer Gene Shepard of the Los Angeles Police Department. 2824 03:00:20,185 --> 03:00:22,352 We are currently experiencing an earthquake. 2825 03:00:22,437 --> 03:00:25,772 ♪ On Broadway I danced ♪ 2826 03:00:25,857 --> 03:00:28,025 ♪ For that senator ♪ 2827 03:00:29,486 --> 03:00:31,653 ♪ They know me in London ♪ 2828 03:00:31,738 --> 03:00:34,573 ♪ They know me in Paris ♪ 2829 03:00:34,657 --> 03:00:37,159 MARIAN: Ralph! 2830 03:00:37,243 --> 03:00:39,703 CLAIRE: Jesus. This is bigger than the one in '71. 2831 03:00:39,787 --> 03:00:42,498 Don't worry. Don't worry. It's not the big one. 2832 03:00:42,582 --> 03:00:45,876 Earthquake! Mommy, get over here, quick! 2833 03:00:45,960 --> 03:00:50,589 Just lay down, Mommy. Just lay down. 2834 03:00:50,673 --> 03:00:52,591 Whoa! I lost my umbrella. 2835 03:00:55,595 --> 03:00:57,930 Here we go, baby. 2836 03:00:58,014 --> 03:00:59,932 In the doorway. 2837 03:01:00,016 --> 03:01:03,727 If you are close in proximity to any power lines, please move quickly away. 2838 03:01:03,811 --> 03:01:08,398 Falling power lines can result in electrocution. There is a possibility of – 2839 03:01:08,483 --> 03:01:11,109 This is it, baby. We're going out together. 2840 03:01:12,946 --> 03:01:15,072 This is the big one, baby. 2841 03:01:15,156 --> 03:01:17,115 (rumbling stops) 2842 03:01:19,827 --> 03:01:22,621 -It wasn't the big one. -No. (chuckling) 2843 03:01:27,293 --> 03:01:29,253 (Ann whimpers) 2844 03:01:29,337 --> 03:01:31,255 (Lois laughs) 2845 03:01:31,339 --> 03:01:34,049 You're such a big, brave boy. 2846 03:01:34,133 --> 03:01:37,261 -Where the fuck are they? Jerry! -Jesus Christ. 2847 03:01:37,345 --> 03:01:39,930 -(car alarm blaring) -(dogs barking) 2848 03:01:43,184 --> 03:01:45,894 All right. It's okay. 2849 03:01:55,530 --> 03:01:58,365 MARIAN: Well, we should probably eat, is what we should do. 2850 03:01:58,449 --> 03:02:00,576 STUART: Yeah, what happened to that big meal we were supposed to have? 2851 03:02:00,660 --> 03:02:02,661 We should probably have a whole bunch of eggs or something. 2852 03:02:02,745 --> 03:02:05,414 CLAIRE: We should turn on the TV and see what the damage is. 2853 03:02:05,498 --> 03:02:09,501 ♪♪ (vocalizing) 2854 03:02:23,474 --> 03:02:25,309 We're beginning to receive reports now 2855 03:02:25,393 --> 03:02:27,436 -on that 7.4-magnitude earthquake – -RALPH: Dunphy's on. 2856 03:02:27,520 --> 03:02:29,438 -we experienced earlier this morning. -Dunphy will tell us the truth. 2857 03:02:29,522 --> 03:02:33,150 -STUART: Around Joshua Tree, huh? -A house on fire in Baldwin Hills. 2858 03:02:33,234 --> 03:02:36,361 -MARIAN: Seven-point-four. That's big. -STUART: Well, that's pretty big. 2859 03:02:36,446 --> 03:02:40,949 You know, that's really not that bad. Eight is bad. That's not as bad as an eight. 2860 03:02:41,034 --> 03:02:43,785 -Obviously it's not as bad as an eight. -Well, no. But I mean – 2861 03:02:43,870 --> 03:02:46,079 CLAIRE: When you come from California, you don't worry about that stuff. 2862 03:02:46,164 --> 03:02:49,291 At least 15 people have been injured and we're told one person died. 2863 03:02:49,375 --> 03:02:52,878 -One person killed. -MARIAN: One fatality, yeah. 2864 03:02:52,962 --> 03:02:54,630 You know, that's really not bad, one person. 2865 03:02:54,714 --> 03:02:56,798 STUART: Wait, here he's talking to – Look at this. 2866 03:02:56,883 --> 03:02:59,718 -Stormy was in the air when the quake happened. -Here's a helicopter pilot. 2867 03:02:59,802 --> 03:03:01,762 Tell us exactly what you saw. 2868 03:03:01,846 --> 03:03:04,181 RALPH: You think that's his real name, Stormy Weathers? 2869 03:03:04,307 --> 03:03:07,684 -MARIAN: God, I hope not. -It all looked pretty normal to me. -RALPH: Where'd they get this guy? 2870 03:03:07,769 --> 03:03:10,979 -STUART: Ralph, you have any bourbon? -What about some tequila? 2871 03:03:11,064 --> 03:03:13,857 -CLAIRE: Yeah, I'd have a tequila. -As I was landing I was remarking to myself – 2872 03:03:13,941 --> 03:03:16,818 -STUART: That stuff gives you a headache, Claire. -what a beautiful sight LA is. 2873 03:03:16,903 --> 03:03:20,530 -Where's those lemons I brought home? -MARIAN: I don't know. Maybe by the bar. 2874 03:03:20,615 --> 03:03:23,575 STORMY (on TV): Every Angeleno says to himself or herself 2875 03:03:23,660 --> 03:03:27,079 just how lucky he or she is to be living in LA. 2876 03:03:27,163 --> 03:03:29,998 -STUART: I'll have some too. -I hope nothing happened to your house. 2877 03:03:30,083 --> 03:03:32,376 DUNPHY: Nowhere is the latest news on the earthquake. 2878 03:03:32,460 --> 03:03:35,170 There is one fatality. This has been confirmed now. 2879 03:03:35,254 --> 03:03:39,383 A young woman in Griffith Park was killed by falling rocks, apparently while hiking. 2880 03:03:39,467 --> 03:03:43,136 -We're not sure if the death was earthquake-related. -Here's to lemonade. 2881 03:03:43,221 --> 03:03:46,515 We're told that 60 people have been treated at area hospitals. 2882 03:03:46,599 --> 03:03:48,558 (grunting) 2883 03:03:50,853 --> 03:03:53,689 ♪ If you're looking for a rainbow ♪ 2884 03:03:54,774 --> 03:03:57,484 ♪ You know there's gonna be some rain ♪ 2885 03:03:58,486 --> 03:04:01,446 ♪ One minute you're filled with happiness ♪ 2886 03:04:02,448 --> 03:04:05,200 ♪ And the next minute there's nothing but pain ♪ 2887 03:04:05,284 --> 03:04:08,870 -♪ If you're a prisoner ♪ -MARIAN: Let's have another one. 2888 03:04:08,955 --> 03:04:12,666 -♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪ -RALPH: And then back in the tub! 2889 03:04:12,750 --> 03:04:15,752 ♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪ 2890 03:04:18,339 --> 03:04:21,425 ♪ One day your man is here ♪ 2891 03:04:21,509 --> 03:04:24,928 ♪ And the next day he's walked out and gone ♪ 2892 03:04:26,305 --> 03:04:28,890 ♪ But no matter what happens ♪ 2893 03:04:28,975 --> 03:04:32,644 ♪ You gotta somehow carry on ♪ 2894 03:04:32,729 --> 03:04:34,646 ♪ When you're a prisoner ♪ 2895 03:04:36,149 --> 03:04:38,817 ♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪ 2896 03:04:40,069 --> 03:04:42,404 ♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪ 2897 03:04:45,742 --> 03:04:47,659 ♪ Life's good ♪ 2898 03:04:47,744 --> 03:04:49,828 ♪ It's bad ♪ 2899 03:04:49,912 --> 03:04:52,414 ♪ It's in between ♪ 2900 03:04:52,498 --> 03:04:58,003 ♪ But it's the unexpected and the uncertainty that keeps us going ♪ 2901 03:04:58,087 --> 03:05:00,505 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 2902 03:05:00,590 --> 03:05:04,509 ♪ Oh, one day you own the world ♪ 2903 03:05:04,594 --> 03:05:07,846 ♪ And the next day the world owns you ♪ 2904 03:05:09,015 --> 03:05:12,184 ♪ One day everything's a lie ♪ 2905 03:05:12,268 --> 03:05:15,604 ♪ And the next day you swear it's all true ♪ 2906 03:05:15,688 --> 03:05:18,190 ♪ When you're a prisoner ♪ 2907 03:05:19,066 --> 03:05:22,652 ♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪ 2908 03:05:22,737 --> 03:05:24,654 ♪ I'm a prisoner of ♪♪ 2909 03:05:24,739 --> 03:05:27,574 ♪♪ (up-tempo jazz) 2910 03:05:32,914 --> 03:05:35,582 ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ 2911 03:05:35,666 --> 03:05:37,584 ♪ Wanted to cry ♪ 2912 03:05:38,586 --> 03:05:41,213 ♪ Then I remembered ♪ 2913 03:05:41,297 --> 03:05:44,466 ♪ Yes, I knew why ♪ 2914 03:05:44,550 --> 03:05:47,135 ♪ He's a real good one for havin' his cake ♪ 2915 03:05:47,220 --> 03:05:50,055 ♪ I'm gonna go fishing or jump in the lake ♪ 2916 03:05:52,391 --> 03:05:54,935 ♪ I'm gonna go fishing ♪ 2917 03:05:55,019 --> 03:05:57,062 ♪ That's what I'll do ♪ 2918 03:05:58,064 --> 03:06:00,732 ♪ Think about nothing ♪ 2919 03:06:00,817 --> 03:06:02,901 ♪ Not even you ♪ 2920 03:06:03,903 --> 03:06:06,404 ♪ Catch me a big one a big speckled trout ♪ 2921 03:06:06,489 --> 03:06:09,282 ♪ Snap him in the water I'll pull him on out ♪ 2922 03:06:11,619 --> 03:06:14,454 ♪ Sweet-talkin' liar ♪ 2923 03:06:14,539 --> 03:06:17,499 ♪ Spin me a yarn ♪ 2924 03:06:17,583 --> 03:06:20,210 ♪ Tell me a story ♪ 2925 03:06:20,294 --> 03:06:22,462 ♪ Big as a barn ♪ 2926 03:06:23,464 --> 03:06:26,132 ♪ You wanna stop and listen I won't hear you out ♪ 2927 03:06:26,217 --> 03:06:28,927 ♪ I'm gonna go fishing and catch me a trout ♪ 2928 03:06:31,097 --> 03:06:33,849 ♪ A man is a liar ♪ 2929 03:06:33,933 --> 03:06:36,142 ♪ A man is a fool ♪ 2930 03:06:37,144 --> 03:06:39,646 ♪ Playing for keepers ♪ 2931 03:06:39,730 --> 03:06:41,940 ♪ And breaking the rules ♪ 2932 03:06:43,025 --> 03:06:45,527 ♪ He'll be the loser You'll see, you'll find out ♪ 2933 03:06:45,611 --> 03:06:49,155 ♪ I'm gonna go fishing and catch me a trout ♪ 2934 03:06:49,240 --> 03:06:51,867 ♪ Down in the water ♪ 2935 03:06:51,951 --> 03:06:54,035 ♪ Look at him shine ♪ 2936 03:06:55,037 --> 03:06:57,706 ♪ There goes a big one ♪ 2937 03:06:57,790 --> 03:06:59,791 ♪ That one is mine ♪ 2938 03:07:00,960 --> 03:07:03,420 ♪ Catches are real now I've got the feel now ♪ 2939 03:07:03,504 --> 03:07:06,381 ♪ I'll snap with a fine fly rod I'll catch me a trout ♪ 2940 03:07:08,593 --> 03:07:11,386 ♪ Sweet-talking liar ♪ 2941 03:07:11,470 --> 03:07:14,306 ♪ You're in for a fall ♪ 2942 03:07:14,390 --> 03:07:17,017 ♪ You tell me a story ♪ 2943 03:07:17,101 --> 03:07:19,394 ♪ You talk to the wall ♪ 2944 03:07:20,396 --> 03:07:22,898 ♪ Gonna go my way on down the highway ♪ 2945 03:07:22,982 --> 03:07:25,775 ♪ I'm gonna go fishin' and catch me a trout ♪ 2946 03:07:27,528 --> 03:07:29,487 ♪ Catch me a trout ♪ 2947 03:07:30,489 --> 03:07:32,449 ♪ Catch me a trout ♪ 2948 03:07:33,451 --> 03:07:35,368 ♪ Catch me a trout ♪♪ 2949 03:07:35,453 --> 03:07:37,370 (audience cheering, applause) 2950 03:07:37,455 --> 03:07:40,415 WOMAN: On drums, Bobby Previte. 2951 03:07:40,499 --> 03:07:44,419 On bass, Greg Cohen. 2952 03:07:44,503 --> 03:07:47,589 And on piano, Terry Adams. 2953 03:07:48,966 --> 03:07:52,427 On the vibes, Gene Estes. 2954 03:07:52,511 --> 03:07:56,681 And on trombone, Bruce Fowler. 2955 03:07:56,766 --> 03:08:01,019 That's it. Good night! Yeah! 2956 03:08:01,103 --> 03:08:03,939 (cheering, applause) 226148