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(SOFT ACOUSTIC MUSIC)
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SINGER: (SINGING IN ARABIC)
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Zainab. Salams.
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Salams.
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Uh, have you seen the sheikh
around anywhere?
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I, um... No, he's not here.
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What do you want?
RAMY: I‐‐I just
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I gotta talk to him.
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I haven't seen him for,
like‐‐I don't know,
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I think it's been 22 days.
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He is not here, okay?
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He is out there trying
to get new investors.
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Ever since everything happened
with your friend Dennis,
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we lost our biggest donor.
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Um.
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Yeah, I'm‐‐
I'm sorry about that.
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I‐‐is there anything
that I could do to help?
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Your helping doesn't have
the greatest track record.
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Yeah.
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Well, I‐‐I'm sure your dad
will figure it out.
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I mean, he's super convincing.
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The problem is convincing him
to take money.
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He was so skeptical of this guy,
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and it took me forever
to get him to agree,
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and now that he's dropped out,
my dad's saying,
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"Oh, it was always meant to be."
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Maybe‐‐maybe it was meant to be.
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No, he doesn't get
the business side of things.
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Now I gotta drive all the way
to freakin' Connecticut
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and try to convince
this Emirati guy
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to keep his investment.
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Let‐‐let me come with you.
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Uh, seriously, I‐‐I can tell
him that it was all my fault
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and that Dennis was my friend...
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Look, thanks, Ramy.
And it had nothing to do
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with you guys.
Thanks for your offer,
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but I got this.
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Look, I can talk to him
in Arabic.
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You probably need someone
to‐‐to‐‐to translate.
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And you speak it fluently?
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Yeah?
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Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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Like, I know
these Emirati dudes.
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They need someone to come
in there and just, like,
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throw down some Arabic,
be super confident about it.
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Ramy... La'a.
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That's "no" in Arabic, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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I'll do the talking.
You just translate.
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Hold on a second, bro.
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Are you telling me
you're gonna be alone
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with the sheikh's daughter?
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Does the Sheikh Ali
know about this?
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He doesn't, but if I can help
make this happen,
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then I'll get right
with the sheikh
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and it'll fix everything.
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AHMED: Astaghfirullah.
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If you mess this up,
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it's really over for you
and the sheikh.
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This is a highly sensitive
situation, okay?
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No physical touch, no hugging,
no handshake, nothing.
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Just get in the back seat,
matter of fact.
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YASMINA: What?
Okay, Ramy, you don't have
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to sit in the back seat.
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Honey, Mo's right.
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You don't know how Ramy is
with women.
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Look, man,
before you hit the road,
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read the du'a
on traveling with someone
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out loud so she can hear that
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so she can see what
kind of man you really are.
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And what kind of man
is that exactly?
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I haven't figured that out yet.
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Uh‐huh.
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Ramy, don't listen to these guys
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and pretend to be somebody
that you're not.
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This is the sheikh's daughter.
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I'm sure she's used to people
putting up a front around her.
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Be yourself and focus on
what's important.
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You have the chance
to help the center.
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That's huge. MO: Look, man.
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When you get in the car, just
take over the Bluetooth, okay?
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Play some Quran.
Put you in the right place.
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Play some Abd El Basset.
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MO: No, man, I'm talking about
some new age shit.
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Al‐Rashid.
You ever heard of him?
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Bro, he's, like, one of the
illest reciters in the game.
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So you're saying he's better
than Abd El Basset?
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Have you heard him recite
surah An-nur?
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Bars!
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Okay, obviously the whole
Quran is bars, okay?
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I'm talking about you sleeping
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on Al‐Rashid specifically, okay?
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I'm talking about some real
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lo‐fi, underground
recitation, man.
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I'm talking about just
a whole new flavor.
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Sorta reminds me of when
Avicii dropped.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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♪ ♪
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What's with the dog?
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Oh, um, yeah.
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I gotta kinda, like, bring her
with me wherever I go.
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Arabs hate dogs, Ramy.
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This is gonna look like
a sign of disrespect.
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No, no, that's‐‐that's a‐‐
a huge stereotype about us.
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Seriously, like, I'm surprised
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that you would believe
something like that.
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I'm sure you've faced prejudices
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towards, you know,
your community.
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So to think that‐‐
Okay. All right, all right.
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I thought maybe I could
just hook up
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to the Bluetooth before we go.
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Um, there's this, oh man,
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really dope Quran reciter,
Al‐Rashid.
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He's on SoundCloud,
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and I thought maybe
we'd just kind of
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jam out to that on the way
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so we‐‐we kinda have all
the vibes.
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You have a favorite
Quran reciter on SoundCloud?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It's, like,
a pretty vibrant community.
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Let's just, uh,
drive in silence, okay?
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Is that cool?
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Yeah. No, silence is
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that's vibrant too.
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(CAR ENGINE TURNS)
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(STARK STRING MUSIC)
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♪ ♪
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VOICE ON WALKIE‐TALKIE:
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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As-salamu alaykum.
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BOTH: Wa alaykumu s-salam.
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VOICE ON WALKIE‐TALKIE:
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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What'd he‐‐what'd he say?
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What? Um, um, it's kinda
hard to hear, but...
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(THUDS AGAINST CAR)
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MAN: (SHOUTING ARABIC)
He said to open the trunk.
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In Arabic, he's saying,
"Open the trunk."
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(SPEAKING ARABIC)
VOICE: (SPEAKING ARABIC)
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What'd he say? Um
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it was a little‐‐
it was a little staticky,
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different dialect.
GUARD: This dog,
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it has shots? Vaccinated?
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Yeah. Neutered?
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(TRUNK DOOR SLAMS) Yeah, yeah.
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VOICE ON WALKIE‐TALKIE:
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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NDA.
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Oh, it's an NDA form.
Yeah, I‐‐I got that.
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Give it to me.
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(UNSETTLING STRING MUSIC)
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ Allah, Allah,
Allah, Allah ♪
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♪ Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah ♪
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♪ Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah ♪
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♪ Allah ♪
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♪ Allah, Allah, Allah ♪
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Say something nice to me.
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What?
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Something. Anything encouraging.
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Uh, yeah, just, you don't‐‐
don't be nervous.
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Let's, um... (STAMMERS)
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Let's just do it, you know?
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Just‐‐just do it?
You're quoting Nike?
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Uh, that's not theirs.
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Uh, that's for‐‐
that's for everybody.
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PARROT: As-salamu alaykum!
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BOTH: Alaikum salaam.
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PARROT: As-salamu alaykum.
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As-salamu alaykum!
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Let's just go in.
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(DOOR SQUEAKS)
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♪ ♪
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PARROT: As-salamu alaykum.
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♪ ♪
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(TWEETING) As-salamu alaykum.
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♪ ♪
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(CLICKING)
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As-salamu alaykum!
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(DOOR HANDLE RUSTLES)
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SERVANT: (SPEAKING ARABIC)
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What'd he‐‐what'd he say?
(DOOR HANDLE RUSTLES)
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Uh, I think he said
something about, like, a tiger,
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or a‐‐a bir
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the bathroom or...
You're a great translator.
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'C‐‐'cause I speak
Egyptian‐Arabic.
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It's a different dialect.
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♪ ♪
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SERVANT: (SPEAKING ARABIC)
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As-salamu alaykum.
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ZAINAB: Alaikum salaam.
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Was that Mia Khalifa?
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Who?
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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She's a famous, uh, actor.
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He's met a lot of famous people.
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SINGER: ♪ Allah ♪
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♪ Allah ♪
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♪ Allah ♪
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♪ Allah ♪
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♪ Allah ♪
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♪ Allah ♪
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BIN KHALED: That's me
and my tiger, Brent.
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He's on vacation right now,
visiting his sister.
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Mr. Bin Khaled,
my name is Zainab.
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My father is Sheikh Malik,
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and I've been trying to get
in touch with you
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for the past month.
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Yes.
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Yes, my assistant told me
you've been calling.
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Uh, if you're here to get
my donation back,
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it's out of the question.
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Mr. Bin Khaled,
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our center is an opportunity
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for you to really make
a difference.
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My father can lead an entire
community with your support.
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The blessings you would
receive, the rewards,
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this‐‐this could be
your ticket to heaven...
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(QUIETLY) Sir.
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(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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This dog is special.
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Uh, thank you, sir. (CHUCKLES)
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Oh.
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Magnificent.
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This is no ordinary pit bull.
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She looks to be part wolf.
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Uh, we're‐‐we're not
sure the breed, actually.
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She's a rescue.
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Like I‐‐I actually rescued her.
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She has a name? RAMY: Boomer.
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Boomer. (LAUGHS)
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Boom, boom. (CHUCKLES)
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(ISLAMIC CALL TO PRAYER PLAYING)
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Want me to pray this one
for you, sir, or you got this?
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Yes.
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Meet me, mashallah.
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Cool.
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BIN KHALED: Join me, brother.
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Uh, Boomer can wait here.
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I would like to join
for prayer as well.
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The women's prayer area
is down the hall.
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Oh, could she come with us?
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ZAINAB: It‐‐it's‐‐it's okay.
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Just convince him, Ramy.
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Boomer, sit. Sit.
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Stay.
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He's calibrating for changes
in the Earth's axis
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to make sure he's praying
precisely to Mecca.
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This man is an amazing prayer,
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extremely gifted.
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He'll do your prayers too.
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Is‐‐is that halal?
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BIN KHALED: Trust me,
this man was chosen.
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He's the LeBron James
of praying.
255
00:11:17,563 --> 00:11:20,569
(INHALES, WHISPERS)
Allahu Akbar.
256
00:11:21,821 --> 00:11:23,950
You recognized Sister Khalifa.
257
00:11:26,246 --> 00:11:28,602
Yeah, I did.
258
00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:30,230
How do you know her?
259
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:34,154
I met her in my quest
to conquer sexuality.
260
00:11:34,178 --> 00:11:36,869
I found myself viewing her
videos at an alarming rate.
261
00:11:36,893 --> 00:11:38,413
I needed to stop.
262
00:11:38,437 --> 00:11:40,375
I, uh, I actually have
had similar problems,
263
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,630
and the sheikh has been
really helpful.
264
00:11:42,654 --> 00:11:44,258
And I feel like
if you talk to him
265
00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,887
about your problems,
it‐‐it would be amazing.
266
00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:47,347
BIN KHALED: I already
figured it out.
267
00:11:47,371 --> 00:11:50,605
I found myself sexually
fascinated with Mia's breasts,
268
00:11:50,629 --> 00:11:52,525
but I wondered if I could create
269
00:11:52,549 --> 00:11:54,571
a new relationship with them,
270
00:11:54,595 --> 00:11:57,744
if I could view her breasts
differently.
271
00:11:57,768 --> 00:12:00,332
I discovered
an old Islamic hadith,
272
00:12:00,356 --> 00:12:02,754
somewhat debated, that states,
273
00:12:02,778 --> 00:12:06,595
"If a person drinks
the breast milk of a woman,
274
00:12:06,619 --> 00:12:09,058
"they establish lineage.
275
00:12:09,082 --> 00:12:11,062
They become family."
276
00:12:11,086 --> 00:12:13,358
It was used with women
who took in orphan boys
277
00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:15,720
to ensure there'd be
no fornication.
278
00:12:17,683 --> 00:12:19,078
Uh‐huh...
279
00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:22,042
So... (CLEARS THROAT)
I reached out to Mia.
280
00:12:22,066 --> 00:12:24,046
I told her about my addiction.
281
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:30,977
I found her to be a fascinating
and compassionate human being.
282
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,171
She wanted to help me.
283
00:12:33,923 --> 00:12:36,655
So we induced lactation,
a difficult process,
284
00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:39,201
but we procured
the milk I needed.
285
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,997
And I knew
286
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:44,211
that if I drank her breast milk,
287
00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:46,532
my body would understand.
288
00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:50,749
I cannot jerk off
to my own mother.
289
00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:56,068
Yeah, that‐‐that‐‐that's
a really good point.
290
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:57,446
Um...
291
00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,223
Would you like a sip?
292
00:13:00,142 --> 00:13:01,370
Is‐‐is that her
293
00:13:01,394 --> 00:13:04,418
I'm sure your sheikh
would encourage you
294
00:13:04,442 --> 00:13:08,009
to do anything to stop
your deviant behavior.
295
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:10,973
Are you truly committed
to your faith?
296
00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:13,711
Would you do anything
to get better?
297
00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:25,376
(SWALLOWS, EXHALES)
298
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,462
BIN KHALED: Mm.
299
00:13:26,486 --> 00:13:27,924
Excellent. RAMY: Uh...
300
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:31,430
Now...
tell me more about your dog.
301
00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:32,642
Uh, you know what?
302
00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,562
I'm actually‐‐
I'm gonna go check on her,
303
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,483
and maybe I'll get some water.
304
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:38,529
Fountain, habibi.
305
00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:40,264
I'll finish our prayers.
306
00:13:43,771 --> 00:13:46,192
(DOOR OPENS)
307
00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:53,934
MIA: Is this your dog?
She's so cute!
308
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,436
Yeah, she is.
309
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,652
Um, Mr. Bin Khaled just told me
that you guys are friends.
310
00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:00,429
He told you about
the breast milk?
311
00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:05,206
Uh, yeah.
He‐‐he mentioned something.
312
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:08,212
When he first asked me,
I was disgusted,
313
00:14:08,236 --> 00:14:10,466
but then I understood
his intentions.
314
00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:12,262
He just wanted
to stop looking at my porn.
315
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,474
Every time he did,
he felt shame around it,
316
00:14:14,498 --> 00:14:15,561
and I get that.
317
00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:16,771
So do I.
318
00:14:16,795 --> 00:14:18,734
Yeah, that makes sense.
319
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,030
Plus I owed him a favor.
320
00:14:21,054 --> 00:14:23,117
He got ISIS to leave me alone,
so...
321
00:14:23,141 --> 00:14:24,537
ISIS was after you?
322
00:14:24,561 --> 00:14:26,499
I'm not allowed back in Lebanon.
323
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:28,044
I was banned from
the Middle East,
324
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,714
which is crazy
325
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,135
'cause they're the ones
who watch my videos the most.
326
00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:33,471
Statistically,
327
00:14:33,495 --> 00:14:35,875
Muslim countries consume
more porn than anyone else.
328
00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:37,855
I didn't‐‐I didn't know that.
329
00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,465
I thought the Wi‐Fi was,
like, slower.
330
00:14:40,802 --> 00:14:41,905
The men who are yelling at me
331
00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:44,577
are the same men
who are clicking on me.
332
00:14:44,601 --> 00:14:46,354
Have you clicked on me?
333
00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:49,629
Um... I...
334
00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:51,549
BIN KHALED:
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
335
00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:52,969
Come.
336
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,665
Mia.
Ah, I see you've met Brother.
337
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,312
(CHUCKLES) I just realized
338
00:14:58,336 --> 00:15:00,191
I don't even know your name.
339
00:15:00,215 --> 00:15:02,028
Uh, Ramy.
340
00:15:02,052 --> 00:15:03,471
Ramy?
341
00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:05,744
Are you serious?
342
00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:06,997
Yeah.
343
00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:10,504
BIN KHALED: Subhanallah. Ramy?
344
00:15:10,528 --> 00:15:13,300
Man, have I got
a surprise for you.
345
00:15:13,324 --> 00:15:14,368
RAMY: Okay.
346
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,939
BIN KHALED: (CHUGGING MILK)
347
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:23,721
(GULPS, EXHALES) Get the cart.
348
00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:29,291
(UNSETTLING CHORAL MUSIC)
349
00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:36,329
♪ ♪
350
00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:51,711
BIN KHALED: I pride myself on
being able to tame the untamable.
351
00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:54,801
I've collected lions,
tigers, bears,
352
00:15:54,825 --> 00:15:56,345
white people.
353
00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:57,640
White people?
354
00:15:57,664 --> 00:15:59,644
I own a few in Minnesota.
355
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,898
I collect all these things,
356
00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:03,777
and I've exerted my dominance
over all of them
357
00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:05,489
as a testament to my strength.
358
00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:06,908
But
359
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,622
I wanted to open up
a new chapter in my life
360
00:16:09,646 --> 00:16:13,839
and give in to the only one
who could dominate me:
361
00:16:13,863 --> 00:16:14,882
God.
362
00:16:14,906 --> 00:16:16,301
Yeah, of course,
Mr. Bin Khaled‐‐.
363
00:16:16,325 --> 00:16:17,470
BIN KHALED:
Yes, and I chose to do that
364
00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:19,266
by donating to this Sufi center
365
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:22,438
because I felt it
was the woke thing to do.
366
00:16:22,462 --> 00:16:24,317
My brothers,
they told me not to.
367
00:16:24,341 --> 00:16:25,319
They warned me.
368
00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:27,323
They said, "He's black."
369
00:16:27,347 --> 00:16:29,369
"Get yourself an Arab sheikh and
370
00:16:29,393 --> 00:16:31,415
buy him off to say
whatever you want him to."
371
00:16:31,439 --> 00:16:33,252
But I refused.
372
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:36,551
I wanted a man I could trust to
say whatever needed to be said,
373
00:16:36,575 --> 00:16:38,387
and I thought I'd found him.
374
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:40,183
But then
this whole fiasco happened,
375
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,351
and now I'm thinking
376
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,855
my brothers
were right all along.
377
00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,817
I don't need this kind of heat.
378
00:16:44,841 --> 00:16:46,738
A violent mosque?
379
00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:48,825
It's a bad look. It's dangerous.
380
00:16:48,849 --> 00:16:51,623
Mr. Bin Khaled, why don't
you stop by the center,
381
00:16:51,647 --> 00:16:53,167
see it for yourself?
382
00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:55,589
Yeah, because‐‐
look, Mr. Bin Khaled, look.
383
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:57,008
This guy, you know, he came,
384
00:16:57,032 --> 00:16:58,302
and no one could've known
385
00:16:58,326 --> 00:16:59,639
what would've happened
with him, you know?
386
00:16:59,663 --> 00:17:02,686
He‐‐he had PTSD and,
uh, that's not our fault.
387
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,649
If anything, that's, like,
a foreign policy thing.
388
00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:05,901
You know, I know
you know a lot of people.
389
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,490
Maybe, like,
Dick Cheney or something.
390
00:17:08,514 --> 00:17:10,851
That's‐‐that's who
you should be mad at.
391
00:17:19,118 --> 00:17:22,559
Uh, so what‐‐
what is this exactly?
392
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:27,026
This is your surprise... Ramy.
393
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:29,197
(CHUCKLES UNCERTAINLY)
394
00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:30,993
Your name.
395
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,955
In Arabic, it means "archer."
396
00:17:32,979 --> 00:17:34,875
You must know this.
Yeah, yeah. No, I know that.
397
00:17:34,899 --> 00:17:38,090
Ah, so you must show me
your skills!
398
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:39,802
Oh, my skills. Oh, uh...
399
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,179
You're the rami.
400
00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:43,685
Yeah, yeah, uh, but, sir,
401
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:46,231
I‐‐I actually have never really
fired a bow and arrow before.
402
00:17:46,255 --> 00:17:47,860
I mean, I‐‐I know it's my name,
but I...
403
00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:49,697
That's crazy.
404
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:51,618
That's like if your name
was Snowboarder
405
00:17:51,642 --> 00:17:53,329
and you'd never snowboarded
before.
406
00:17:53,353 --> 00:17:55,667
You must admit
that would be rather odd.
407
00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:57,462
Yeah. Yeah, probably.
408
00:17:57,486 --> 00:17:59,132
I wonder if being named Ramy
409
00:17:59,156 --> 00:18:01,428
makes you a naturally good rami?
410
00:18:01,452 --> 00:18:03,600
This is actually
a fascinating experiment.
411
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,396
I wonder if it's
in your blood to be great?
412
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,652
What do you think, Kalim?
413
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:11,156
Is it in his blood to be great?
414
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,202
I don't know, sir.
415
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,412
What should I think?
416
00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:16,542
Kalim, I think you think
417
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:18,821
that it would be
in the hands of God.
418
00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:22,261
Yes, I think that.
BIN KHALED: Yes.
419
00:18:22,285 --> 00:18:25,602
If God truly wants me to help
your mosque,
420
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:29,317
then surely he will allow you
to live up to your name.
421
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,696
Uh
422
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,450
I'm sorry, you‐‐
you want me to‐‐to‐‐to shoot?
423
00:18:33,474 --> 00:18:34,787
Exactly!
424
00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:35,956
Here's the deal.
425
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:39,254
You hit that target,
you get the money.
426
00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:40,674
You miss,
427
00:18:40,698 --> 00:18:41,843
I get your dog.
428
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:44,097
What? She's truly fascinating.
429
00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:46,435
If I were white,
I would let her kiss me.
430
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,813
Yeah, no. I'm sorry.
431
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:49,650
You can't have Boomer, so...
432
00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:51,445
(CHUCKLES)
433
00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:53,992
What if I just gave you
the cash straight up?
434
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:55,286
Money for the dog.
435
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:56,706
Uh, Mr. Bin Khaled,
Boomer's not for sale.
436
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:58,083
I'm sorry. Ramy...
437
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:00,004
Every creature
has its price, Ramy.
438
00:19:00,028 --> 00:19:03,010
I sold one of my own brothers
three years ago.
439
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:05,807
Wallahi.
He's in Yemen right now.
440
00:19:05,831 --> 00:19:08,228
If Mr. Bin Khaled loves the dog,
441
00:19:08,252 --> 00:19:10,316
don't you think it would be
a good idea if she stays here?
442
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,944
I mean, like,
there's room for her to play,
443
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:13,656
and you could come visit.
444
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,911
RAMY: I promised your dad.
445
00:19:15,935 --> 00:19:17,371
She has to be with me
at all times, all right?
446
00:19:17,395 --> 00:19:18,625
She can't leave me.
Okay, look, look.
447
00:19:18,649 --> 00:19:19,960
I‐‐I‐‐I understand.
448
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,798
I appreciate that you want
to keep your promise,
449
00:19:21,822 --> 00:19:23,342
but we need this.
450
00:19:23,366 --> 00:19:25,722
This would fix everything.
451
00:19:25,746 --> 00:19:27,457
RAMY: (SIGHS)
452
00:19:31,048 --> 00:19:33,278
No. I‐‐I‐‐no.
453
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,034
Well,
then back to the original deal.
454
00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:37,830
You want the money,
you make the shot.
455
00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:39,858
You miss, I get the dog.
456
00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:44,467
How about I give you
a practice shot,
457
00:19:44,491 --> 00:19:45,578
then you decide?
458
00:19:50,713 --> 00:19:53,695
(UNSETTLING MUSIC)
459
00:19:53,719 --> 00:20:00,709
♪ ♪
460
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,715
Just take out that arrow.
461
00:20:03,739 --> 00:20:05,491
That's it.
462
00:20:13,132 --> 00:20:14,134
SINGER: ♪ Allah ♪
463
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:16,388
♪ Allah ♪
464
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,019
♪ Allah ♪
465
00:20:22,944 --> 00:20:24,071
♪ Allah ♪
466
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,055
♪ Allah ♪
467
00:20:28,079 --> 00:20:29,683
Oh! (LAUGHS)
468
00:20:29,707 --> 00:20:31,436
BIN KHALED: Wow! (CLAPS) Wow!
469
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,816
Great! Well done!
470
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,235
Living up to your name.
471
00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:36,363
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
472
00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:37,866
I can't wait to see
if you hit it.
473
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:40,287
Yeah, I just hit it.
474
00:20:40,311 --> 00:20:42,584
Yes. That was the practice shot.
475
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,755
Now make the real shot.
476
00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:48,136
No, but I‐‐I just hit
the‐‐the target.
477
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,622
On the practice.
478
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,525
It wouldn't have counted
had you missed, right?
479
00:20:54,549 --> 00:20:56,779
Wow.
480
00:20:56,803 --> 00:20:59,851
I am really excited to see
what happens next.
481
00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:03,315
Um...
482
00:21:06,113 --> 00:21:07,216
Okay. Uh, all right.
483
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,704
I'll just‐‐
I'll just do it again.
484
00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:16,300
(SIGHS)
485
00:21:20,642 --> 00:21:22,938
SINGER: ♪ Allah, Allah,
Allah, Allah ♪
486
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:25,335
♪ Allah ♪
487
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,823
♪ Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah ♪
488
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,889
♪ Allah, Allah ♪
489
00:21:30,913 --> 00:21:33,936
♪ Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah ♪
490
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,815
(EXHALES) Oh...
491
00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:37,569
H‐‐h‐‐how did‐‐
how did you miss that bad?
492
00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:39,197
Yeah, I don't know
what happened there.
493
00:21:39,221 --> 00:21:40,324
BIN KHALED:
Kalim, collect the dog.
494
00:21:40,348 --> 00:21:42,369
KALIM: Yes. No, no. No, no, no.
495
00:21:42,393 --> 00:21:44,583
I'm not giving you the dog,
okay?
496
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,629
We're asking you to use
your money for something real,
497
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:48,256
something that
could actually help people
498
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,762
instead of using all this
fuckin' oil money on bullshit.
499
00:21:50,786 --> 00:21:52,599
Real original, Ramy.
500
00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:54,478
We're not all oil men, okay?
501
00:21:54,502 --> 00:21:56,607
That's a disgusting stereotype.
502
00:21:56,631 --> 00:21:59,403
I was one of the first
investors in Match.com.
503
00:21:59,427 --> 00:22:01,992
Yes, some of my money
is also oil money,
504
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:04,790
but also,
a lot of it is love money.
505
00:22:04,814 --> 00:22:06,943
Don't be so prejudiced.
506
00:22:09,615 --> 00:22:11,052
Mr. Bin Khaled, look.
507
00:22:11,076 --> 00:22:15,352
Donating to the center would
change an entire community.
508
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:20,094
You could be getting
your ticket to heaven, right?
509
00:22:21,598 --> 00:22:23,536
Come on.
510
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,438
I'm your brother.
511
00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:29,780
I drank the milk.
512
00:22:31,701 --> 00:22:34,015
Kalim, how much were
we supposed to give them?
513
00:22:34,039 --> 00:22:35,894
KALIM: Two. 200 million?
514
00:22:35,918 --> 00:22:38,816
No, no. Just 2 million.
BIN KHALED: Oh.
515
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,945
Well, that's fine.
516
00:22:40,969 --> 00:22:42,406
Do it, Kalim.
517
00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:44,870
KALIM: Okay.
(RAMY AND ZAINAB EXHALE)
518
00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:47,626
My brother. My brother.
519
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:50,047
BIN KHALED: My ticket to heaven.
520
00:22:50,071 --> 00:22:52,384
Ramy, you have a way
with words, habibi.
521
00:22:52,408 --> 00:22:54,598
That's exactly what
Zainab said earlier.
522
00:22:54,622 --> 00:22:56,810
Mr. Bin Khaled,
we really appreciate...
523
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,816
This dog respects you.
It recognizes your power.
524
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,779
That's why I wanted her
so badly,
525
00:23:01,803 --> 00:23:04,033
but
526
00:23:04,057 --> 00:23:06,688
I'll give you
your practice shot.
527
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,484
Shukran.
528
00:23:11,405 --> 00:23:12,950
BIN KHALED: Come, Kalim.
529
00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:19,481
It's your fault we're here
in the first place,
530
00:23:19,505 --> 00:23:21,485
but
531
00:23:21,509 --> 00:23:22,737
thank you, Ramy.
532
00:23:22,761 --> 00:23:24,950
I‐‐I just repeated
what you were saying.
533
00:23:24,974 --> 00:23:26,829
That guy didn't listen
to anything that you said.
534
00:23:26,853 --> 00:23:29,710
I think he respects dogs
more than black women.
535
00:23:29,734 --> 00:23:31,462
I mean, I told you that
that stereotype
536
00:23:31,486 --> 00:23:32,632
about dogs isn't true‐‐.
537
00:23:32,656 --> 00:23:36,038
But my dad was wrong.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
538
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,644
Wh‐‐what do you mean? I mean
539
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:39,980
I knew this was gonna work out,
540
00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:41,650
and he said no,
541
00:23:41,674 --> 00:23:43,111
and sometimes sheikhs are wrong,
542
00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:45,807
and it is nice.
543
00:23:47,101 --> 00:23:50,710
Yeah, but he‐‐he‐‐he
usually is right, yeah?
544
00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:51,962
Okay, yeah.
545
00:23:51,986 --> 00:23:53,883
Yeah. I‐‐I just miss him.
546
00:23:53,907 --> 00:23:57,640
But thank you for
giving me a chance to help
547
00:23:57,664 --> 00:24:00,086
after, you know, everything.
548
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:04,529
I can tell you have
the right intentions, Ramy.
549
00:24:04,553 --> 00:24:07,034
The center means a lot to me,
you know?
550
00:24:07,058 --> 00:24:11,376
It's a place where people
can come to Islam as they are,
551
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,423
and I knew that's what
you wanted for Dennis.
552
00:24:14,447 --> 00:24:16,553
So...
553
00:24:16,577 --> 00:24:17,788
Yeah.
554
00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:23,358
Thank you, Boomer.
555
00:24:23,382 --> 00:24:25,780
Thank you so much for your help.
556
00:24:25,804 --> 00:24:26,782
No. No. Hey, no.
557
00:24:26,806 --> 00:24:27,784
She wanted to sell you.
558
00:24:27,808 --> 00:24:29,036
ZAINAB: No, no, no.
559
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,247
Seriously, she was
gonna fuckin' sell you‐‐.
560
00:24:30,271 --> 00:24:31,249
Don't listen to‐‐ Hey, she was.
561
00:24:31,273 --> 00:24:32,585
No, no, no. She was.
562
00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:33,796
No. You come here. Come here.
Don't listen...
563
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,322
No, she was. She was.
Don't listen.
564
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,709
Um...
565
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:44,568
As-salamu alaykum, Ramy.
566
00:24:44,592 --> 00:24:46,697
Uh, wa alaykumu s-salam.
567
00:24:46,721 --> 00:24:50,036
It's‐‐it's really good
to see you.
568
00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:53,526
I... I‐‐I missed you.
569
00:24:56,532 --> 00:24:58,011
Hmm.
570
00:24:58,035 --> 00:25:01,810
Thank you for
571
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,939
helping us secure the funds.
572
00:25:03,963 --> 00:25:06,444
I sincerely appreciate it.
573
00:25:06,468 --> 00:25:09,743
Of course. Uh
574
00:25:09,767 --> 00:25:11,162
are‐‐are you okay?
575
00:25:11,186 --> 00:25:13,416
I was very clear with Zainab
not to approach.
576
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,170
Prince Abdula
under any circumstances,
577
00:25:15,194 --> 00:25:17,675
but she‐‐she just gets
these ideas in her head,
578
00:25:17,699 --> 00:25:19,118
and she's...
579
00:25:20,664 --> 00:25:22,124
She's so determined.
580
00:25:23,628 --> 00:25:27,468
It seems now she's, uh,
set her sights on you.
581
00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:31,936
Uh, on me? Mm‐hmm.
582
00:25:33,731 --> 00:25:38,299
She has expressed an interest
583
00:25:38,323 --> 00:25:41,747
in exploring the idea of, um...
584
00:25:46,841 --> 00:25:49,363
Marriage
585
00:25:49,387 --> 00:25:50,932
with you.
586
00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:53,914
Marrying me?
587
00:25:53,938 --> 00:25:56,043
Wait, she‐‐me?
588
00:25:56,067 --> 00:25:58,381
That was my
589
00:25:58,405 --> 00:25:59,759
my reaction too.
590
00:25:59,783 --> 00:26:03,266
I was... a little surprised,
591
00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:06,690
and, um, it seems that she
admires something about you.
592
00:26:06,714 --> 00:26:08,611
You know, something about your
593
00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,471
your‐‐your resolve.
594
00:26:11,348 --> 00:26:13,704
She really loves the way
you love the dog.
595
00:26:13,728 --> 00:26:15,750
Well, I, uh,
596
00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:18,254
I‐‐I didn't know that
she liked me like that.
597
00:26:18,278 --> 00:26:20,383
To be clear
598
00:26:20,407 --> 00:26:24,016
she'd like to explore
the idea of liking you.
599
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,314
Zainab does things
the proper way.
600
00:26:27,338 --> 00:26:32,115
Well, um, have you, um
601
00:26:32,139 --> 00:26:35,372
have you told her everything
that you know about me?
602
00:26:35,396 --> 00:26:38,629
I've prayed on this.
I've prayed, and
603
00:26:38,653 --> 00:26:41,885
um.
604
00:26:41,909 --> 00:26:44,056
As a sheikh,
605
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,563
I have a duty to protect
the secrets of my students.
606
00:26:47,587 --> 00:26:50,486
But as a father,
607
00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:54,703
I'd like my daughter
to know everything.
608
00:26:54,727 --> 00:26:57,064
So I have a bit of a dilemma.
609
00:26:57,941 --> 00:27:00,798
And I've decided that
what would be best
610
00:27:00,822 --> 00:27:03,887
would be if you told my daughter
611
00:27:03,911 --> 00:27:06,768
about your sexual exploits
612
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,231
if you decide to proceed.
613
00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:11,737
And you think I should proceed?
614
00:27:11,761 --> 00:27:14,283
Ramy, I'm gonna tell you
what my teacher told me
615
00:27:14,307 --> 00:27:16,687
a long time ago
in all her wisdom.
616
00:27:20,695 --> 00:27:23,074
I don't know.
617
00:27:24,661 --> 00:27:26,289
I don't know.
618
00:27:27,124 --> 00:27:29,313
Uh, your teacher said,
"I don't know"?
619
00:27:29,337 --> 00:27:30,774
SHEIKH ALI: Yes.
620
00:27:30,798 --> 00:27:32,636
I don't know.
621
00:27:34,013 --> 00:27:36,076
At times,
there's a conflict of interest
622
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:38,624
between being a father
and a sheikh.
623
00:27:38,648 --> 00:27:40,293
Yeah, no, I‐‐I get that.
624
00:27:40,317 --> 00:27:41,880
It's, like, uh
625
00:27:41,904 --> 00:27:44,384
like when LeBron
had to be nice to China.
626
00:27:44,408 --> 00:27:46,515
You know, like,
usually he, like,
627
00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,560
is really politically active,
628
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,674
but he couldn't say anything
'cause of "Space Jam."
629
00:27:53,719 --> 00:27:56,493
As your sheikh,
I will always try to be
630
00:27:56,517 --> 00:27:58,830
be patient and understand, um,
631
00:27:58,854 --> 00:28:03,757
that we all make mistakes,
and to
632
00:28:03,781 --> 00:28:06,513
always look at you
with compassion and‐‐and love.
633
00:28:06,537 --> 00:28:08,307
I will always try to exhibit
634
00:28:08,331 --> 00:28:09,811
the compassion
of the Holy Prophet,
635
00:28:09,835 --> 00:28:11,856
peace be upon Him.
636
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,487
But as Zainab's father
637
00:28:14,511 --> 00:28:17,618
I warn you
638
00:28:17,642 --> 00:28:19,730
do not desecrate my daughter.
639
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:23,028
Do we understand?
640
00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:26,970
Yeah, we‐‐we understand.
641
00:28:26,994 --> 00:28:29,457
Good. Inshallah, so...
642
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,688
Inshallah.
643
00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:33,650
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
644
00:28:33,674 --> 00:28:40,688
♪ ♪
645
00:28:55,050 --> 00:28:58,032
SINGERS: (SINGING IN ARABIC)
646
00:28:58,056 --> 00:29:05,070
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