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- (knocking on door)
- TAMMY: Hey!
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Come on in. Bonnie's
still getting dressed.
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Whoa.
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I feel like I just walked
into an after-school special.
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My very tall wife likes to keep
the cereal up in the clouds.
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- Well, let me help you with that.
- Thanks.
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Which one were you reaching for?
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You mean there's more than just one?
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I've never seen exactly what's up there.
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You got Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios,
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some sort of Raisin Bran...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Honey Nut Cheerios?
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She tried to convince me
they stopped making those.
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You know, this kitchen
really isn't set up for you.
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Yeah, after I burned my chin
making eggs, I just gave up.
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Hey, I'm thinking we
could trick this place out
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like we did at the bar.
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You know, lower the
cabinets, get the appliances
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at the right height.
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I don't know, you'd have
to ask the building manager.
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The building manager hasn't
had coffee yet, so no.
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Did you give him the good Cheerios?
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You mean the ones you've
been hiding from me?
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Well, I wouldn't have to hide them
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if you didn't eat 'em
all in one sitting.
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You do know my entire
life is one sitting?
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I was just telling Adam
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this kitchen could be a
lot more accessible for him.
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I tried. The owner won't
pay for renovations.
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- Well, I'm your friend. I'll do it for cost.
- That'd be great.
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Would that mean my kitchen
would be torn up for weeks
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so I couldn't cook?
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- Probably.
- That's fine.
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Come on, we're gonna
be late for the meeting.
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Hey! Whoa, where are
you going with those?
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Somewhere you can't get 'em.
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I mean, the worst thing
that happened to me
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was that success came so young.
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You know, one minute
we're just a bunch of lads
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playing music in Liam's mum's basement,
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and the next, we're on a
tour bus with money and drugs
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and women falling over themselves
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to take a turn with me.
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See, what they don't tell you is
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that the most addictive
drug of all is fame.
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Do you know who he is?
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Not a clue, but I think he
thinks we know who he is.
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I mean, when I should've
been enjoying my seat
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at life's great feast, I found myself
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in a hotel room alone,
hiding in a closet
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with a bag of drugs, afraid to come out
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'cause I was pretty sure
there was a monster out there,
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or worse, someone who'd
want to share my drugs.
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I mean, I should've been dead, right?
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But God had another plan for me.
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Well, God and my managers,
who staged an intervention.
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Next up on the set list was my
first meeting, and guess what.
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The universe raised its lighter
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and brought old Roddy
back for an encore.
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No way. It's Rod.
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- Who's Rod?
- From the band Sachet.
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Sachet?
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He was in love with me for
a serious chunk of 1987.
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There was a time when
every woman in America
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wanted a taste of that.
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Well, I was here then. I don't think so.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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(music playing over phone)
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Is he wearing a strap-on piano?
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It's called a keytar.
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It was a real breakthrough in music,
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'cause it allowed the
keyboard player to dance.
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It's weird that Sachet
doesn't have a Wikipedia page.
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I have a Wikipedia page.
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Hang on, this is the best part.
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See, most men can't prance like that
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and still be considered sexy.
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I like those shoulder pads.
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I tried 'em once and
took out a wall sconce.
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Looks like the whole band had
the Jennifer Aniston haircut
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way before it was trendy.
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(music stops)
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Gosh, you remember where you were
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when you first heard that song?
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Yeah, right here, right now.
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BONNIE: Look at him.
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I never would have
imagined he'd get sober.
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Last time I saw him, we
were Lady and the Tramp-ing
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a big, fat line of blow.
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Did you talk to him after the meeting?
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No, I wasn't gonna wait
in line to shake his hand.
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His hand and I have history.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, I shook his hand.
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I swear to God, that man
sleeps in gloves with lotion.
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I should start doing that again.
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How long were the two of you together?
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(exhales) Let's see. I
guess it would have been...
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(tongue clicks)
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three, maybe four nights?
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That was your serious chunk of 1987?
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I've been in love for four nights.
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You should go say hey.
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(speaking indistinctly)
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All right. I'm gonna do it.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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I don't mean to interrupt.
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I just wanted to say... hello.
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Hello. (chuckles)
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Rod. Rod, Rod, Rod.
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Can you believe this?
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Can you believe we're still alive?
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I cannot. (laughs)
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Ah, so many memories.
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Indeed.
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And then to see you in the meeting...
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Oh, you were in the
meeting. Oh, good for you.
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- Good for both of us.
- Yeah.
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All right. Enjoy that BLT.
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(laughs)
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We have plenty of time to catch up.
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(quietly): Right.
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His mind: blown.
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(music playing over computer)
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♪ Out of nowhere, you were there ♪
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♪ Satin jacket, perfect hair... ♪
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Who the hell is that guy?
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- As if you don't know.
- I-I really don't.
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You're such a philistine.
That's Rod Connaughton.
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From Sachet.
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Not a clue.
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But I'm curious, what has led you
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to this particularly unpleasant
corner of the Internet?
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Okay, how do I say this?
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Part of my past came
back into my life today.
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But I don't want you to worry.
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So you banged him.
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I was trying to ease you into it,
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- but yes. A long time ago.
- (chuckles): Okay.
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So, in the spirit of crystal clarity,
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I slept with a rock star.
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Uh, David Bowie's a rock star.
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This guy sprays cologne
on your face at JCPenney.
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Aw, is somebody jealous?
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(chuckles): No.
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We both came into this relationship
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knowing we had a past.
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Uh, mine happens to be
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- a little more vivid, but yes.
- (grunts)
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(sighs) Bonnie, I was
a stuntman for 28 years.
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There comes a point on every movie set
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where the lead actress is
upset with the director,
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isn't talking to her leading man,
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is divorcing her third husband,
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and has been on a
liquid diet for a month.
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And guess who's over there,
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limbering up against a Camaro,
ready to light her cigarette?
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(scoffs) Let's go to bed.
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Funny, that's exactly
what Tanya Roberts said.
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(scoffs) In what universe is
Tanya Roberts a movie star?
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(laughs): The same one where
that yahoo's a rock star.
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Also, the girl from WKRP
who wasn't Loni Anderson.
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Good night.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Classic 36 inches.
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Okay, oven, what do you got?
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Let's see.
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Damn it!
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- Hey, Tammy.
- Hey, buddy. Listen,
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when you get up in the morning
and you want to think about,
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I don't know, hockey or something,
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which side of the table do you sit on?
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That one. What exactly
is happening here?
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Mm. I'm more than just a
licensed handyman, Adam.
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I'm a licensed handyman with empathy.
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See, if I'm gonna design a kitchen,
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I got to see it from your perspective.
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Oh! While Bonnie's not here,
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can you raid the cereal cabinet for me?
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Oh, sure thing.
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Dang, you eat cereal
like I used to pop pills.
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Oh. Oh! I can't reach it.
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Tammy, you could still stand.
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Oh, yeah. Good call.
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All right. Let's see, what do we got?
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- Ooh, Golden Grahams?
- Yeah.
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(chuckles): All right.
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Oh, dude, that's not
the kitchen's fault.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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Look what still fits after 30 years.
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(chuckles): Oh, right. Right.
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(chuckles)
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Where do you want me to sign, love?
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- Oh, I don't want your autograph, Rod.
- Oh, a selfie, then?
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A-Are you kidding?
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It's me, Bonnie Plunkett.
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Okay.
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I understand, it's been a long time.
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Let me refresh your memory.
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Fargo Ballroom, 1987.
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Radisson Hotel.
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Ice machine at the Radisson Hotel.
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(laughs): Oh! Oh!
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(chuckles): Hey! Yes.
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Hello.
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Oh, I must apologize. The '80s are gone.
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Just washed away on a sea
of quaaludes and cognac.
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But you got to remember
me. We had something real.
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You even said I was more than a groupie.
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Well, that's what you
say to groupies, you know.
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That's how you get a groupie.
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I bet I even played the piano for you.
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You did. Because you were
writing a song just for...
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- Oh, my God.
- (laughs) Classic Rod.
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I might not remember the '80s,
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but I'm still apologizing for 'em.
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Anyway, I can still sign your T-shirt.
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Oh, for God's sake, Rod,
put away your Sharpie!
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Ooh, you're getting a bit loud.
That's hitting my tinnitus.
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Oh, sure. You show up at my meeting,
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and you act like this
great, big superstar,
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but the minute it gets real,
you get back on that tour bus
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and sneak out of town.
Well, you know what?
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You don't forget me.
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I forget you.
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Right, fine. Have it your way.
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Yeah, go ahead, walk away!
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- I hope I don't see you again!
- ROD: Don't worry, you won't.
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Yeah, that's a lot of attitude
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for someone who doesn't
even have a Wikipedia page!
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Well, he doesn't!
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I spent all day in Adam's
kitchen living as Adam,
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and I got to tell you guys,
it really opened my eyes.
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Does that mean I can
have my office chair back?
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Seriously, Marjorie? The man can't walk.
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I have to do my taxes.
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You guys, you're never
gonna believe this.
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I just talked to Rod, and...
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- He doesn't remember you.
- He didn't remember me.
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But, oh-ho-ho, he will remember me now.
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Whoo-hoo. I let him have
it Bonnie Plunkett-style.
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I love it when you yell
at people who aren't me.
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Ugh, so awkward.
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Now you're gonna have to
see him at every meeting.
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Oh, no, he will not be
coming to our meeting again.
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Scorched earth.
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(sighs loudly)
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- What?
- Never mind.
251
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,515
Really? You sigh, say "never mind"?
252
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,918
This is what killed
your last three cats.
253
00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:47,068
You may have just driven an
alcoholic away from a meeting.
254
00:10:47,093 --> 00:10:49,387
- I hope I did.
- (sighs loudly)
255
00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:50,447
Wendy, get ready.
256
00:10:50,472 --> 00:10:52,390
I'm about to yell at Marjorie.
257
00:10:52,415 --> 00:10:55,334
Our rooms need to be a
safe space for everybody.
258
00:10:55,477 --> 00:10:58,256
(singsongy): Ooh, Bonnie
owes Rod an amends.
259
00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,117
No, I don't.
260
00:11:00,815 --> 00:11:02,067
No, I don't.
261
00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:03,260
Sure this is the right place?
262
00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:05,003
A few clicks on the ol' dark web,
263
00:11:05,028 --> 00:11:06,029
and I found his address.
264
00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:07,297
(rings doorbell)
265
00:11:07,322 --> 00:11:08,856
I also got your Amazon Prime login,
266
00:11:08,881 --> 00:11:10,633
so expect some running shoes in my size
267
00:11:10,658 --> 00:11:12,077
to come tomorrow by 9:00 p.m.
268
00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:13,437
(door opens)
269
00:11:13,578 --> 00:11:14,579
Yes?
270
00:11:14,662 --> 00:11:15,789
Oh, hello.
271
00:11:15,814 --> 00:11:17,733
Uh, is this the Rod
Connaughton residence?
272
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,847
Indeed. He's in his hobby room.
273
00:11:19,872 --> 00:11:22,124
Come on in. I'll go and get him.
274
00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:26,263
Rodney? You have some lady friends here.
275
00:11:27,363 --> 00:11:28,448
Oh...
276
00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:30,387
my God.
277
00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:32,097
Can you believe this?
278
00:11:32,122 --> 00:11:35,542
I know. He doesn't remember you,
but he's banging Mary Poppins.
279
00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:36,694
(laughs)
280
00:11:36,893 --> 00:11:38,395
♪ ♪
281
00:11:38,536 --> 00:11:40,507
- (football game playing on TV)
- (knocking)
282
00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:41,824
It's open!
283
00:11:42,582 --> 00:11:44,943
- Hey.
- Hey.
284
00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:46,625
I checked out your
plans for the kitchen.
285
00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:47,693
They look amazing.
286
00:11:47,784 --> 00:11:49,437
Yeah, about that.
287
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,724
- (mutes TV)
- What's wrong?
288
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,010
The stupid city won't
let me do anything.
289
00:11:54,035 --> 00:11:56,013
I have to get permits for
the plumbing and electrical.
290
00:11:56,037 --> 00:11:57,905
In order to do that, I
have to get permission
291
00:11:57,930 --> 00:12:00,183
from the owner of the building,
and they don't want to do
292
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,168
anything to permanently
change the apartment.
293
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,796
- Oh, well, that's okay.
- (sighs)
294
00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:07,623
At least we discovered
the secret cereal.
295
00:12:07,648 --> 00:12:10,151
It's not okay! It's not fair!
296
00:12:10,176 --> 00:12:11,845
I mean, you struggle so much,
297
00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:13,630
you shouldn't have to
dislocate your shoulder
298
00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,408
to make a frickin' peanut
butter and jelly sandwich!
299
00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:18,660
Can I get you a soda?
300
00:12:18,802 --> 00:12:21,763
I don't know, can you?
What shelf is it on?!
301
00:12:22,663 --> 00:12:24,207
♪ ♪
302
00:12:24,232 --> 00:12:25,817
Check it out.
303
00:12:25,842 --> 00:12:28,095
Portrait of the young
rocker with a muffin top.
304
00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:30,380
I dreaded this amends.
305
00:12:30,405 --> 00:12:32,509
- Now I'm starting to enjoy it.
- I know.
306
00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:34,617
Please put that down.
307
00:12:35,618 --> 00:12:37,120
What are you doing here?
308
00:12:37,145 --> 00:12:39,981
Isn't the real question,
what are you doing here?
309
00:12:40,006 --> 00:12:41,735
- He lives here.
- Mum.
310
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,096
Oh!
311
00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:45,628
Where are my manners?
312
00:12:45,653 --> 00:12:47,113
Do you all want tea?
313
00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:50,500
I also have Tang. Rodney's
quite partial to it.
314
00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:51,609
(laughs)
315
00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:53,595
Um, how about I come help you make it.
316
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,497
I haven't had Tang since high school.
317
00:12:55,522 --> 00:12:57,835
I used to mix it with vodka
and take it to gym class.
318
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,445
Ooh, that sounds lovely.
319
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:02,187
It was, until we started archery.
320
00:13:04,864 --> 00:13:07,009
It wasn't enough for you to
embarrass me after the meeting?
321
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,619
Now you have to track me down?
322
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:10,962
Just cut to the chase...
Do we have a daughter
323
00:13:10,987 --> 00:13:12,440
who needs money for college?
324
00:13:12,815 --> 00:13:16,426
Well, actually, I'm here to
make an amends for my behavior.
325
00:13:16,451 --> 00:13:17,952
Really?
326
00:13:18,828 --> 00:13:20,705
Maybe if I sit.
327
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,587
(clears throat)
328
00:13:27,401 --> 00:13:30,164
(clears throat softly)
329
00:13:30,189 --> 00:13:31,941
(sighs)
330
00:13:31,966 --> 00:13:34,844
Upon reflection...
331
00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:37,447
it was wrong of me to say anything
332
00:13:37,472 --> 00:13:40,600
that could get in the way
of you coming to a meeting.
333
00:13:41,177 --> 00:13:42,943
You have every right to be there
334
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:45,262
and not worry that you're
going to be attacked in public
335
00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:48,331
by someone who you once
pretended to write a song for.
336
00:13:50,089 --> 00:13:51,298
Okay.
337
00:13:51,546 --> 00:13:52,756
Well, I, uh...
338
00:13:52,781 --> 00:13:54,909
I very much appreciate you saying that.
339
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,372
It's not often a moment
like this gets sorted out
340
00:13:57,397 --> 00:13:59,983
and no DNA tests are
involved. (chuckles)
341
00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:02,902
Lucky me. (chuckles)
342
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:05,244
Well, now that we got that cleared up...
343
00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:07,519
hope I see you in the meeting.
344
00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:09,087
Okay.
345
00:14:10,239 --> 00:14:11,616
(clears throat softly)
346
00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:15,296
Any chance I could get
that Tang in a to-go cup?
347
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:18,491
Yeah, of course. Oh, could
you do me a huge favor,
348
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:21,046
and don't mention any of this to anyone?
349
00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:22,700
Oh. So the next time you share
350
00:14:22,725 --> 00:14:24,102
about jet-setting around the world,
351
00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:26,379
I shouldn't bring up that
you live with your "mum"?
352
00:14:27,029 --> 00:14:28,780
Spot-on.
353
00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:31,682
And when you talk about
hanging out in the grotto,
354
00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:33,764
I shouldn't tell people
you're really hiding out
355
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:34,832
in your hobby room?
356
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:37,777
What you got going on in
there... Puppets, marionettes?
357
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:39,849
You're gonna make this
difficult, aren't you?
358
00:14:39,874 --> 00:14:41,584
Look, all I'm saying is, you're painting
359
00:14:41,609 --> 00:14:44,987
a totally different picture
of your life in your shares.
360
00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:48,334
You've been sober a long time...
Where's the rigorous honesty?
361
00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:50,110
I know, I know.
362
00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:52,044
It's just that when I grab that podium,
363
00:14:52,069 --> 00:14:54,794
I get in front of an
audience, something takes over.
364
00:14:54,819 --> 00:14:56,571
Yeah. Lying.
365
00:14:56,817 --> 00:14:58,861
Well, I was gonna say
"a magical connection
366
00:14:58,886 --> 00:15:01,472
between me and the crowd," but okay.
367
00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:03,488
♪ ♪
368
00:15:03,513 --> 00:15:04,806
Tammy, trust me,
369
00:15:04,854 --> 00:15:06,981
these kind of things
used to piss me off,
370
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,508
but after so many years,
371
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,551
I just learned to roll with it.
372
00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:13,156
I'm allowed to make those jokes.
373
00:15:13,431 --> 00:15:16,995
Look, I really appreciate
how much you care.
374
00:15:17,304 --> 00:15:18,972
That's 'cause I know what it's like.
375
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,005
You do?
376
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,948
I never fit in the "normal box," either.
377
00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:24,808
It's like I went to bed one night
378
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:28,140
this average-size nine-year-old,
and I woke up this height.
379
00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,135
I was taller than all the boys.
380
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,163
I could never find jeans long enough.
381
00:15:33,188 --> 00:15:35,398
I had to cram my legs under the desk.
382
00:15:35,562 --> 00:15:38,022
A new kid came and
thought I was the teacher.
383
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,542
Oh, and then I sucked at basketball.
384
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:44,103
If that isn't God taking a dump
on me, I don't know what is.
385
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:45,880
Did you have a coach work with you?
386
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,883
Because if you've got size,
you can just post up at...
387
00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:50,452
No, never mind. Go ahead.
388
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,887
I remember once I had
this birthday party
389
00:15:52,912 --> 00:15:55,156
at this place called
Cinderella's Castle,
390
00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:57,225
and the birthday girl got to climb
391
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,043
through Cinderella's tunnel maze,
392
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:01,612
and at the end she'd get a
crown from Prince Charming.
393
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,899
Well, halfway through, I got stuck.
394
00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:08,511
'Cause the damn maze was built
for a normal-size little girl.
395
00:16:08,653 --> 00:16:10,238
(sighs)
396
00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:12,015
They had to call the fire department.
397
00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:13,808
And little Donna Schroder got the crown
398
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,292
that was supposed to be mine.
399
00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:19,040
Don't know Donna Schroder,
but now I hate her.
400
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,167
So when I look at this kitchen,
401
00:16:22,192 --> 00:16:24,478
all I see is stupid Cinderella's maze.
402
00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:26,421
And you're not getting your crown!
403
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:29,596
It means a lot that you have my back.
404
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:30,998
Thanks.
405
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:33,928
I looked Donna up on Facebook.
406
00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:35,455
She's a total train wreck.
407
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,691
Tattooed eyebrows. Cuts
hair at the airport.
408
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,267
Cute dog, though.
409
00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:42,100
♪ ♪
410
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,939
Rodney was always
trying on my high heels.
411
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:48,234
And he still steals my eyeliner.
412
00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:50,945
I think it's wonderful
you support him so much.
413
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,931
Well, it was his dream.
414
00:16:52,956 --> 00:16:57,519
If you can't support your
children's dreams, what's the point?
415
00:16:57,544 --> 00:17:01,339
Wow. He had you for a mom,
and he still hit rock bottom.
416
00:17:01,611 --> 00:17:04,924
He got the bad stuff from his father.
417
00:17:05,094 --> 00:17:07,888
Wandering penis and all.
418
00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:11,972
Sharing at a meeting
is not a performance.
419
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,717
You're there to help
other people stay sober
420
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,434
with your actual story.
421
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:17,086
What, that all my money went up my nose,
422
00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:19,497
and I just threw my back out
cleaning my mum's gutters?
423
00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:20,648
How does that help people?
424
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,591
It lets them know they're not alone.
425
00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:25,410
And if you want to perform,
get your ass back onstage.
426
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:28,005
Well, the band does want
to do a reunion tour.
427
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,239
Oh, my God.
428
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,159
The original Sachet
with Declan and Sudsy?
429
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,937
- You-you have to.
- I can't.
430
00:17:35,374 --> 00:17:37,790
I've never played sober,
and it terrifies me.
431
00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:40,350
No, I get it, I get it.
Look, I never had sex sober,
432
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,002
but now that I have...
433
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,529
it's fine.
434
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:46,865
But without the drugs,
I-I don't have the stamina.
435
00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:48,424
I mean, the only reason for the keytar
436
00:17:48,449 --> 00:17:50,678
- was so people could watch me prance.
- Yeah...
437
00:17:50,761 --> 00:17:53,430
I hate to break it to you,
but your fans are my age.
438
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:55,624
No one's gonna be rushing
the stage during the encore.
439
00:17:55,649 --> 00:17:57,351
(chuckles) Encore?
440
00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,203
Our drummer gets winded
after three songs. No, no, no.
441
00:18:00,228 --> 00:18:02,439
Forget it, I can't do it.
I cannot stand on that stage
442
00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:05,418
and look at that state fair
audience and live a lie.
443
00:18:05,443 --> 00:18:07,045
Uh... okay, calm down.
444
00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:08,821
Do-do you have anyone
to talk to about this?
445
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,606
Well, I used to talk to Rod Stewart,
446
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,924
but he's gone a bit squishy
447
00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:14,285
since he did that Christmas album.
448
00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:16,522
What about your sponsor?
449
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,593
I-I don't have one.
450
00:18:18,676 --> 00:18:21,471
Ah. There's your problem.
451
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:24,349
Putting the drink down is huge,
452
00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:26,585
but it's just one part of being sober.
453
00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:28,608
The rest is about the thinking.
454
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,701
The things that go on between our ears.
455
00:18:30,813 --> 00:18:32,773
And if you're not dealing with that,
456
00:18:32,798 --> 00:18:34,842
you're basically
white-knuckling your sobriety.
457
00:18:35,016 --> 00:18:37,059
And I get it, because I've been there.
458
00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:38,380
And today's a perfect example.
459
00:18:38,404 --> 00:18:41,105
If I didn't have a sponsor,
I wouldn't have come here.
460
00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:43,785
Well, for what it's
worth, I'm glad you did.
461
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:45,103
So am I.
462
00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:48,206
I think that leads to
the next obvious question.
463
00:18:48,347 --> 00:18:49,849
Mm, Rod. (chuckles)
464
00:18:49,874 --> 00:18:53,051
I'm happily married... I
can't go on tour with you.
465
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,496
Oh, no, no. I want you to be my sponsor.
466
00:18:55,521 --> 00:18:57,314
Oh. Oh.
467
00:18:57,463 --> 00:19:00,964
Well, I have a lot of people
under my wing right now.
468
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,009
But none of them ever opened for Wham!
469
00:19:06,636 --> 00:19:08,555
Thank you. Thank you.
470
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,833
And I... I really am very sorry
that I didn't remember you.
471
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:14,128
Which brings me to something
that's been haunting me
472
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,962
ever since you mentioned the drummer.
473
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,699
- Liam?
- Liam.
474
00:19:19,111 --> 00:19:21,238
I'm starting to think it was Liam.
475
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:22,848
♪ ♪
476
00:19:27,136 --> 00:19:28,922
All right, come on in, buddy.
477
00:19:28,947 --> 00:19:30,115
Ah.
478
00:19:32,035 --> 00:19:33,411
(laughs): I'm so sorry, but...
479
00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:35,355
I'm not really seeing what's different.
480
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,299
Well, there was one
thing I figured I could do
481
00:19:37,324 --> 00:19:38,409
without a permit.
482
00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:41,897
Voilà!
483
00:19:41,922 --> 00:19:44,392
(laughs): Oh, that's fantastic!
484
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,127
I love it! That's great!
485
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,529
Now you can reach everything.
486
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,223
The condiments, the spices...
487
00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:51,125
We have Nutella?
488
00:19:51,307 --> 00:19:52,308
Tammy...
489
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,341
- you're the best.
- Agreed.
490
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:56,060
All right, now I got to take off.
491
00:19:56,085 --> 00:19:57,521
Okay. Oh, there's one more thing.
492
00:19:57,546 --> 00:19:58,982
Can you look at it for me? Real quick.
493
00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:00,527
- Sure.
- Something's going on
494
00:20:00,552 --> 00:20:03,513
with that drawer to
the left of the sink.
495
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,248
It seems fine.
496
00:20:05,658 --> 00:20:07,202
Hey, what is this?
497
00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:11,798
That is a Cinderella princess crown.
498
00:20:12,858 --> 00:20:14,818
I bought it for you. I didn't have one.
499
00:20:18,132 --> 00:20:19,842
You have my back; I have yours.
500
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,203
Suck on that, Donna Schroder.
501
00:20:22,228 --> 00:20:23,813
(both laugh)
502
00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:28,838
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