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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:23,112 --> 00:00:28,112 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:30,976 --> 00:00:32,656 Have you ever had one of those days 5 00:00:32,703 --> 00:00:35,352 where everything just turns to shit? 6 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:37,855 This is one of those. 7 00:00:38,823 --> 00:00:40,457 I'm Freddy, by the way. 8 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,628 This is The Upholsterer. 9 00:00:44,829 --> 00:00:47,464 She doesn't just cut up foam and leather and shit. 10 00:00:47,497 --> 00:00:50,735 I've seen the real reason she's called what she's called. 11 00:00:50,768 --> 00:00:52,770 This is Mr Spiggs. 12 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:55,840 Once upon a time, I thought he was cool. 13 00:00:56,674 --> 00:00:57,942 This is Semo. 14 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,477 In another life, we might have been mates. 15 00:01:00,778 --> 00:01:01,779 Not today. 16 00:01:02,546 --> 00:01:03,447 This is Roy. 17 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,583 The dude must be on meth cos he's psycho. 18 00:01:07,652 --> 00:01:10,655 I'm here for this fulla... my boy Marvin. 19 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:12,456 I've known him forever, 20 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,391 and we'd do anything for each other. 21 00:01:15,026 --> 00:01:17,561 Which is why I'm here with a gun in each hand 22 00:01:17,594 --> 00:01:19,329 and a naked Samoan. 23 00:01:20,031 --> 00:01:23,333 Semo, how did Freddy get a gun? 24 00:01:23,366 --> 00:01:25,368 And why can I see your genitals? 25 00:01:25,402 --> 00:01:27,237 - Fucking Roy's fault. - Eh? 26 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,575 I'm pretty sure I know what you're thinking, 27 00:01:31,608 --> 00:01:34,879 and if I wasn't concentrating so hard on what to do next, 28 00:01:34,912 --> 00:01:37,314 I'd be thinking the same thing. 29 00:01:38,582 --> 00:01:41,485 How the hell did we end up in this mess? 30 00:01:41,819 --> 00:01:43,320 Good question. 31 00:01:51,394 --> 00:01:52,730 This is where it all started. 32 00:01:53,731 --> 00:01:56,734 It was a simple job, just pick up a cake. 33 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:02,472 But me and Marv, we had big ideas. 34 00:02:04,909 --> 00:02:07,812 We've got his cake. That's all we had to do, right? 35 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:12,049 I think we should do it. 36 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:14,952 - What, bail? - Nah. This. 37 00:02:15,119 --> 00:02:16,821 Don't you think? 38 00:02:16,854 --> 00:02:20,892 Nah, yeah, bro, like I said, we're here now, so... 39 00:02:20,925 --> 00:02:22,059 Exactly. 40 00:02:23,194 --> 00:02:26,931 When we pull off maybe a couple of others like this, 41 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:29,499 he has to take notice of us. 42 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:31,368 This is how we get a rep. 43 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:34,939 And then we, like, move on up to the real money, bro. 44 00:02:34,972 --> 00:02:38,943 Like, you know, this is how Barry and Dean got started. 45 00:02:38,976 --> 00:02:41,012 Dude, they get a cut of whatever they sell. 46 00:02:41,045 --> 00:02:43,647 Fuckers are totally rolling in it. 47 00:02:43,681 --> 00:02:45,615 That's where we wanna be. 48 00:02:45,649 --> 00:02:46,984 Right? 49 00:02:47,018 --> 00:02:48,485 High on the hog. 50 00:02:48,518 --> 00:02:50,353 Hells yeah, bro. 51 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,722 High on the hog! 52 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,831 Whoa, whoa, hold up. 53 00:03:00,031 --> 00:03:02,532 Actually, when you really think about it, 54 00:03:02,566 --> 00:03:04,601 this isn't where it all started. 55 00:03:04,634 --> 00:03:07,038 Check us out looking all staunch. 56 00:03:07,071 --> 00:03:10,041 Truth is we're about to shit our pants. 57 00:03:12,576 --> 00:03:14,812 ♪ You got to know to understand ♪ 58 00:03:16,681 --> 00:03:19,050 ♪ Baby, take me by my hand ♪ 59 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:24,789 ♪ I'll lead you to the promised land ♪ 60 00:03:24,822 --> 00:03:26,023 ♪ You got to know ♪ 61 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:38,035 Oh. 62 00:03:54,185 --> 00:03:55,452 - Pizza? - Awesome. 63 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,021 Cash or card? 64 00:03:57,054 --> 00:03:58,856 Oh, nah, you were more than 20 minutes, 65 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,557 so that means it's free. 66 00:04:01,092 --> 00:04:04,095 - But I'm not late. - 21 minutes. Sorry. 67 00:04:04,128 --> 00:04:05,562 No. 68 00:04:05,595 --> 00:04:08,498 But I still don't have it, 69 00:04:08,531 --> 00:04:10,968 so that means you are late, so... can I...? 70 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:12,970 Everything OK, hon? 71 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:17,141 Are you gonna give me my pizza or what? 72 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:20,011 Well, it's timed from order to door. 73 00:04:20,044 --> 00:04:21,779 No money, no pizza. 74 00:04:33,891 --> 00:04:35,458 Stop doing that. I don't like it. 75 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,527 - What? - Fuck off, you perv. 76 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,664 Whoa, bro, I'm not doing anything to you. 77 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:41,732 You're undressing me with your eyes. 78 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,201 What's going on, babe? I'm hungry. 79 00:04:44,235 --> 00:04:46,603 He's undressing me with his eyes. 80 00:04:47,104 --> 00:04:49,674 - That's not cool, brother. - Hey. 81 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,976 Can I just get my $19.50, please? 82 00:04:52,009 --> 00:04:54,444 - He's still doing it. - He is too. 83 00:04:54,979 --> 00:04:57,949 - You're a little skank! - I'm not! 84 00:04:58,615 --> 00:05:00,885 He's undressing you now, babe. 85 00:05:00,918 --> 00:05:02,585 You little tart. 86 00:05:02,619 --> 00:05:05,189 - You're unbelievable! - Oh, come on. 87 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,024 You know what, pizza's on me. 88 00:05:07,058 --> 00:05:09,060 Oi! 89 00:05:09,093 --> 00:05:10,061 Get him, babe! 90 00:05:10,094 --> 00:05:12,562 - Get him! Smash him! - Oi! You little shit! 91 00:05:13,864 --> 00:05:15,498 Oh, meat lovers. 92 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,002 - Hey, get back here! - Fuck! 93 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:20,738 OK, oi! 94 00:05:20,771 --> 00:05:21,806 - Leave it! - Shit! 95 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,074 That's disrespectful! 96 00:05:23,107 --> 00:05:24,008 Come here! 97 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:25,276 Come here! Come here! 98 00:05:25,309 --> 00:05:27,078 Oh, playing hide and seek? 99 00:05:27,111 --> 00:05:29,046 Hey, unlock the door. 100 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,048 Oi! 101 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:32,917 C'mon, cuz. 102 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:34,919 Shit. 103 00:05:35,786 --> 00:05:37,121 Shit. 104 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,157 Hey, boss. 105 00:05:40,191 --> 00:05:41,826 - Eh? - I can see you. 106 00:05:41,859 --> 00:05:44,862 Nah, nah, nah, he lied so he didn't have to pay. 107 00:05:44,895 --> 00:05:47,564 Oh, shit! You prick! 108 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,033 No, not you. 109 00:05:49,066 --> 00:05:50,868 No, I wasn't late. 110 00:05:52,169 --> 00:05:53,270 What noise? 111 00:05:53,304 --> 00:05:56,173 - What, bring in the car? - Why'd you be like that?! 112 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,618 Hey, Glen. 113 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:10,988 Is, um...? 114 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:13,958 Cool. 115 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:56,967 I'm... 116 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:58,635 I'm over it, bro. 117 00:07:00,938 --> 00:07:03,908 I work as many hours as anyone else, 118 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,611 but I'm always broke. It's all just... 119 00:07:10,247 --> 00:07:11,648 Bullshit. 120 00:07:18,422 --> 00:07:20,324 Now, 121 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:22,693 we've always said 122 00:07:22,927 --> 00:07:24,829 one day 123 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,864 we'd be high on the hog... 124 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,301 moneys and honeys. 125 00:07:31,936 --> 00:07:33,737 Still can be. 126 00:07:33,971 --> 00:07:35,339 How? 127 00:07:38,843 --> 00:07:40,177 Oh. 128 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:42,012 Nah. 129 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:44,181 I'm already in the door, bro. 130 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:45,382 You could be too. 131 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:46,917 Not happening. 132 00:07:46,951 --> 00:07:49,220 Nobody who ever worked an honest job 133 00:07:49,253 --> 00:07:51,055 ever got high on the hog. 134 00:07:51,088 --> 00:07:54,158 It's been, like, scientifically proven, bro. 135 00:07:54,191 --> 00:07:55,893 Dude's a player. 136 00:07:56,994 --> 00:07:58,362 The real deal. 137 00:08:01,999 --> 00:08:03,868 So, you know, 138 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,069 just come meet him. 139 00:08:17,448 --> 00:08:19,116 ♪ Ooh ♪ 140 00:08:19,984 --> 00:08:21,652 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 141 00:08:30,461 --> 00:08:33,797 ♪ I'm gonna love you till the morning ♪ 142 00:08:34,298 --> 00:08:36,167 ♪ Love you all night through ♪ 143 00:08:39,236 --> 00:08:41,172 ♪ Love is what we have ♪ 144 00:08:41,205 --> 00:08:42,973 ♪ We'll have no ending ♪ 145 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,309 ♪ It's the way we want it too ♪ 146 00:08:48,512 --> 00:08:51,248 ♪ Oh, don't tell no one about us ♪ 147 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,284 ♪ I can't say but then I do... ♪ 148 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,757 Marvin tells me you've got 149 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,293 previous experience working in bars. 150 00:09:02,326 --> 00:09:05,095 Freddy and me worked together in this... 151 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:08,766 Sorry. 152 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:11,902 Tell me, why the fuck you wanna work here for? 153 00:09:11,936 --> 00:09:13,337 Uh... 154 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:16,373 Well, Marvin said you paid good, and... 155 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,976 I'm sick of being broke. 156 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:23,013 And I don't wanna be delivering pizzas forever. 157 00:09:23,047 --> 00:09:24,415 I want more, you know. 158 00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:33,090 In prison camps 159 00:09:34,024 --> 00:09:36,393 in the American Civil War, 160 00:09:37,061 --> 00:09:39,196 there was a line, 161 00:09:40,197 --> 00:09:42,399 and if a prisoner crossed that line, 162 00:09:43,901 --> 00:09:45,202 he was shot. 163 00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:48,472 That line was called a deadline. 164 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,474 I always liked that word. 165 00:09:51,475 --> 00:09:53,177 Deadline. 166 00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:58,082 Meaning's changed since. 167 00:09:58,382 --> 00:10:00,818 But with some deadlines, there's always a risk 168 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,519 that once you cross over it, 169 00:10:03,554 --> 00:10:05,289 you may never come back. 170 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,501 You want a job? 171 00:10:19,503 --> 00:10:21,171 You convince me. 172 00:10:23,974 --> 00:10:25,909 You got 10 seconds. 173 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,980 Nine. 174 00:10:30,014 --> 00:10:31,148 - Um... - Eight. 175 00:10:31,181 --> 00:10:32,449 Wait, what do you want me to do? 176 00:10:32,483 --> 00:10:34,218 Seven. 177 00:10:34,251 --> 00:10:35,586 Six. 178 00:10:35,619 --> 00:10:36,887 Five. 179 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,222 Four. 180 00:10:38,255 --> 00:10:40,457 Three. Two. 181 00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:46,797 Ooh. 182 00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:48,999 One. 183 00:10:57,941 --> 00:10:59,410 Is it loaded, Freddy? 184 00:11:00,177 --> 00:11:01,879 This gun loaded, Freddy? 185 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,113 N-No, no, no! 186 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:08,252 Pulls a bit to the left. 187 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,427 Something I should know about you, Freddy? 188 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:18,395 A pizza guy was 189 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:20,431 robbed a while back. 190 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,466 So now I use that... 191 00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:24,001 as protection. 192 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:28,205 It's my dad's. 193 00:11:29,073 --> 00:11:30,974 Does he know that you've got it? 194 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,447 Nah. 195 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,316 You stole your old man's gun? 196 00:11:41,051 --> 00:11:42,186 Well, 197 00:11:42,219 --> 00:11:43,554 it was,... 198 00:11:43,587 --> 00:11:46,490 you know, left to me, so... 199 00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:49,626 He got, like, attacked 200 00:11:49,661 --> 00:11:51,061 on the job. 201 00:11:52,096 --> 00:11:53,530 He drove cabs. 202 00:11:54,198 --> 00:11:55,299 Attacked? 203 00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:58,268 Stabbed, actually. 204 00:12:10,114 --> 00:12:12,116 You know, I think there might be a place for you 205 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,951 and your little gun 206 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,388 in this fine establishment of mine. 207 00:12:18,555 --> 00:12:20,023 What do you say? 208 00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:26,063 Right here. Pretty safe to say that 209 00:12:26,096 --> 00:12:28,298 right here is where the whole mess began. 210 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,367 I should have said, "Can I think about it?" 211 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,404 But I wanted into that world, so I was all like,... 212 00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:35,105 "Hells yeah, Mr Spiggs!" 213 00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:37,141 ♪ The things that you want to do ♪ 214 00:12:38,475 --> 00:12:40,344 ♪ I know something is up ♪ 215 00:12:40,377 --> 00:12:42,379 ♪ Something ♪ 216 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,552 Awesome. Now we're all caught up. 217 00:12:52,657 --> 00:12:54,358 Let's get back to the alley, 218 00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:56,927 the car and that bloody cake. 219 00:13:02,466 --> 00:13:04,201 No way. 220 00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,270 - Why not? - It's a shit idea. 221 00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:08,238 Let's just stick to the plan, OK? 222 00:13:08,272 --> 00:13:10,140 Let's go. Open it. 223 00:13:10,574 --> 00:13:12,209 Is that a flare gun? 224 00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:14,111 N-No. 225 00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:15,713 Open it. 226 00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:18,449 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, nah, nah. 227 00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:19,483 - Nah, hold on. - What are you doing? 228 00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:22,085 Put it up. We can't show weakness. 229 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:24,321 Bro, how much is in the till? 230 00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:27,257 Three-hundred cash, give or take. 231 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,193 And how much is in that? 232 00:13:29,661 --> 00:13:32,062 Thousands. Maybe tens of thousands. 233 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,700 See, bro, tens of thousands. 234 00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:37,634 Rob the ATM? 235 00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:40,137 How? 236 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,509 - Can you open it? - Only the security company can. 237 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,044 Let's just take the three-hundy. 238 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,579 Bro, why settle for peanuts 239 00:13:48,612 --> 00:13:51,148 when we can just rip it out of the wall? 240 00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:52,684 - Dude, you can't. - Yeah, you can. 241 00:13:52,717 --> 00:13:55,352 YouTube... I've seen these epic fails 242 00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:58,589 with dudes trying to do it, and... it just can't be done. 243 00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:00,792 Yeah, but did they have a Sharon? 244 00:14:00,825 --> 00:14:03,160 - What? - The Shazza. 245 00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:06,029 Oh, the... 246 00:14:07,197 --> 00:14:08,332 That's the second dumbest idea 247 00:14:08,365 --> 00:14:09,466 you've ever had. 248 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,169 - Listen to me, man. - Seriously, bro. 249 00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:13,537 - Look... - Seriously! 250 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,239 - One scratch on her... - Oh, bro, it's OK. 251 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,507 - ...he'll kill us! - It's OK! 252 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,743 - No fucking way in hell! - That's... 253 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,813 Whatever damage we do to the Sharon, 254 00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:24,147 we can fix using the ATM cash. 255 00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:27,417 And think about it, what's gonna impress him more... 256 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:31,054 robbing a place like this or robbing a bank? 257 00:14:31,355 --> 00:14:32,657 Kind of. 258 00:14:35,092 --> 00:14:36,661 And, dude, 259 00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:38,262 you can put your hands down now. 260 00:14:39,731 --> 00:14:42,199 - You got a family? - Yes. 261 00:14:42,232 --> 00:14:43,701 - Kids? - Six. 262 00:14:43,735 --> 00:14:45,737 - Damn! - Seriously? 263 00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:47,371 Wow. 264 00:14:47,805 --> 00:14:50,207 And, what, if we steal from you, 265 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,210 they'll be left with nothing but 2 Minute Noodles, right? 266 00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:54,511 Noodles if they're lucky. 267 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,314 See, bro? Think of the kids. 268 00:14:58,215 --> 00:15:00,050 Oh man. 269 00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:04,321 - Fine. - Yes! 270 00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:06,490 But I'm not leaving without that crazy elephant. 271 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,667 - Dude, stop! The cake! - Huh? 272 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,134 The cake! 273 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,770 Oh, yeah. 274 00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:35,218 Dude, we've gotta go. 275 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,688 We gotta go now! 276 00:15:36,721 --> 00:15:37,755 Yeah, yeah, hang on. 277 00:15:37,789 --> 00:15:41,425 What do you think this looks like, a pool party? 278 00:15:41,826 --> 00:15:44,094 They'll be calling the cops 279 00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:46,396 right now! 280 00:15:58,342 --> 00:15:59,610 Oh, fuck. 281 00:15:59,643 --> 00:16:02,245 - One more time! - We gotta go, dude. 282 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,186 One more time! One more time! 283 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:11,889 Hey, whoa. 284 00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:13,190 What are you doing? I've got this. 285 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,157 No, you don't. 286 00:16:14,993 --> 00:16:16,627 What? Well, what about the money? 287 00:16:16,661 --> 00:16:17,494 Fuck the money. 288 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,296 Then how are we gonna fix the Sharon? 289 00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:21,766 We? This was your idea, bro. 290 00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:24,267 I told you! YouTube, dude! 291 00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:26,536 YouTube! 292 00:16:26,838 --> 00:16:28,840 Bro, bro, bro. 293 00:16:28,873 --> 00:16:30,607 Stop! The cake, bro. The cake. 294 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,542 Oh, shit. 295 00:16:34,712 --> 00:16:35,847 Whoa, whoa. 296 00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,528 Glory to Ganesha! 297 00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:55,432 Yeah, don't fuck in my neighborhood, you bastards. 298 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,709 An ATM. 299 00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:07,444 Don't you watch YouTube? 300 00:17:09,681 --> 00:17:11,381 Let's recap, shall we? 301 00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:16,353 You have, A, wrecked my car 302 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,890 and, B, wrecked my cake, 303 00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:23,193 which means that you have, C, wrecked my birthday. 304 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,197 Could get another cake. 305 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,499 Freddy, 306 00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:32,904 dozens of my friends are in there celebrating my birthday. 307 00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:34,939 Where am I gonna get a cake at this hour that's 308 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:40,277 big enough so that each of them can get a nice fat slice? 309 00:17:40,377 --> 00:17:42,914 Well, instead of getting one cake, 310 00:17:42,947 --> 00:17:44,682 you could... 311 00:17:44,716 --> 00:17:46,751 - get a few cakes. - Dude. 312 00:17:47,719 --> 00:17:49,619 What, the supermarket's still open. 313 00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:52,990 Supermarket cakes? 314 00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:55,559 Marvin and me can go and get them. 315 00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:57,962 That cake took days to make, 316 00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,597 and it cost me more money than you've probably made 317 00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:03,600 in your entire worthless fucking life. 318 00:18:06,738 --> 00:18:09,372 It was a spectacular cake, don't you think? 319 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,711 Now I can't enjoy that cake. 320 00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:15,947 Now I can't blow out the candles 321 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,615 and I can't make a wish. 322 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,551 Guess what my wish was gonna be. 323 00:18:22,619 --> 00:18:24,454 A new car? 324 00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:35,867 No. We'll make it up to you. 325 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,567 Work-Work for free until we 326 00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:40,437 pay you back what we owe for the cake and the Sharon. 327 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,811 I can't go back to my old job, I don't want that life. 328 00:18:46,844 --> 00:18:49,513 That was my dad's life, and he worked heaps 329 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,749 and did everything right, 330 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,451 and look where it got him. 331 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,487 We wanna show you what we're made of. 332 00:18:57,521 --> 00:19:00,658 Give us something more than... than just... 333 00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:02,292 picking up a cake. 334 00:19:18,642 --> 00:19:22,914 You know why I came to this city at the ass end of nowhere? 335 00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:23,981 Love. 336 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,585 That's my wife. 337 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:34,091 - She's pretty. - She's a whore. 338 00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:40,630 - Oh. - Eh? 339 00:19:40,665 --> 00:19:42,066 She broke her vows. 340 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,168 Yeah! 341 00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:46,003 Marriage is sacred... 342 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:48,706 sanctified, 343 00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:50,708 and she shat all over that. 344 00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:53,343 She went around screwing some... 345 00:19:53,678 --> 00:19:56,379 prick called Donny Kong. 346 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,556 I want Donny dead. 347 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:08,759 Dead. 348 00:20:08,893 --> 00:20:09,660 Dead! 349 00:20:09,694 --> 00:20:12,529 Dead! Dead! Dead! Fucking dead! 350 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,667 Fair enough. 351 00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:21,538 Now, I could get Barry and Dean here 352 00:20:21,571 --> 00:20:23,540 to take care of it for me. 353 00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:26,409 But why should they get their hands dirty 354 00:20:26,443 --> 00:20:27,845 when I've got the two of you 355 00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:30,580 with a sweet little debt to pay? 356 00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:34,384 And you did just say you wanted to do something more. 357 00:20:35,887 --> 00:20:37,755 Freddy, 358 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,456 what am I saying? 359 00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:44,729 What am I saying? 360 00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:47,832 That you, uh... 361 00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:50,668 you want Donny Kong, like... 362 00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:51,969 dead? 363 00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:54,071 Marvin, 364 00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:56,207 what else am I saying? 365 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,675 That... 366 00:20:58,575 --> 00:21:00,011 you want us... 367 00:21:00,878 --> 00:21:02,545 to kill him. 368 00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:09,153 Now, Barry and Dean will give you the address 369 00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:11,188 and anything else you might need, 370 00:21:11,222 --> 00:21:12,990 and you'll do this by... 371 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,960 noon tomorrow. 372 00:21:18,095 --> 00:21:19,664 High noon. 373 00:21:19,964 --> 00:21:23,433 Yeah, I like that. That's a good deadline. 374 00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:25,970 Dramatic. 375 00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:31,108 Let me be crystal fucking clear. 376 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:32,810 You don't do this, 377 00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:35,112 and I'll have the boys here give each of you 378 00:21:35,146 --> 00:21:36,881 a permanent limp... 379 00:21:37,514 --> 00:21:39,016 in both legs. 380 00:21:41,152 --> 00:21:42,853 Probably worse. 381 00:21:44,021 --> 00:21:47,191 But you do do this, and we'll be all square. 382 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,459 Square as a bear. 383 00:21:50,661 --> 00:21:52,129 So what's it gonna be? 384 00:21:52,697 --> 00:21:54,065 Square as a bear... 385 00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,867 or permanent limp? 386 00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:03,573 Is that even possible? To have a limp in both legs? 387 00:22:03,874 --> 00:22:05,743 We are so fucked. 388 00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:07,244 Wouldn't... 389 00:22:09,046 --> 00:22:10,681 one limp, like, 390 00:22:11,614 --> 00:22:12,883 cancel out the other? 391 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:14,919 Bro, we don't do this 392 00:22:15,618 --> 00:22:17,520 and we're in some deep shit. 393 00:22:17,554 --> 00:22:19,957 Maybe we just talk to this Donny dude, 394 00:22:19,991 --> 00:22:21,624 make him see reason, 395 00:22:22,994 --> 00:22:24,228 tell him why we're there 396 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:26,529 and Spiggs knows what's going on, 397 00:22:26,563 --> 00:22:29,532 so if he doesn't skip town, 398 00:22:29,566 --> 00:22:31,202 then he's a dead man. 399 00:22:31,568 --> 00:22:32,937 He disappears, 400 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:36,207 we go back and tell Spiggs we took care of him... 401 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,908 all good. 402 00:22:41,846 --> 00:22:43,646 We could, like, 403 00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:45,615 break down the door 404 00:22:45,648 --> 00:22:48,185 and, like, put a gun in his face and be, like, 405 00:22:48,219 --> 00:22:52,690 "Bro, leave town or we're gonna fuck you up!" 406 00:22:56,193 --> 00:22:57,928 Yeah, nah. 407 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,609 You know what he'd say, don't you? 408 00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:17,114 "Where's my fucking beer, boys?" 409 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,251 "Straight and narrow, son." 410 00:23:21,085 --> 00:23:22,686 "Straight and narrow." 411 00:23:32,263 --> 00:23:33,898 Wanna end up like Glen? 412 00:23:34,932 --> 00:23:37,168 Breaking your back for fuck all? 413 00:23:38,702 --> 00:23:42,039 This Donny dude is rooting the boss' missus. 414 00:23:43,074 --> 00:23:44,708 And you heard Spiggs. 415 00:23:45,743 --> 00:23:47,778 Marriage is sanctimonious. 416 00:23:48,412 --> 00:23:51,115 We sort this Donny dude for Spiggs 417 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:55,686 and we'll be straight up set for good, bro. 418 00:23:57,922 --> 00:23:59,824 High on the hog. 419 00:24:52,276 --> 00:24:53,944 Um. 420 00:24:53,978 --> 00:24:56,780 Do we... Do we knock or, like... 421 00:24:57,047 --> 00:24:59,884 bust the door down and then take him by surprise? 422 00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,019 What if we knock and when he opens up, 423 00:25:02,052 --> 00:25:05,789 we, like, force our way in and, you know,... 424 00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:07,992 take it from there? 425 00:25:20,037 --> 00:25:23,474 ♪ Hush, not a word ♪ 426 00:25:23,507 --> 00:25:25,943 ♪ to Mary ♪ 427 00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:29,313 ♪ She means the world ♪ 428 00:25:29,346 --> 00:25:30,714 ♪ to me ♪ 429 00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:41,825 ♪ ...word to Mary ♪ 430 00:25:49,433 --> 00:25:50,935 He ain't home, bro. 431 00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:54,104 Yes, thank you. 432 00:25:54,505 --> 00:25:56,173 No, that's perfect. 433 00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,344 This is where you'll find him, 434 00:26:00,377 --> 00:26:01,545 and remember, Roy, it's important 435 00:26:01,579 --> 00:26:04,515 you don't kill him until after he tells you where it is. 436 00:26:04,548 --> 00:26:05,950 Not a problem, Skip. 437 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,188 Well, fuck off, then. 438 00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:17,294 Dude comes home and we're already in there, 439 00:26:17,328 --> 00:26:18,495 we surprise him, 440 00:26:18,529 --> 00:26:20,030 and then, like, bam. 441 00:26:21,131 --> 00:26:23,434 Like jump out from behind the couch or something? 442 00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,869 Yeah, whatever's gonna work best. 443 00:26:25,903 --> 00:26:27,404 You think it's even the right room? 444 00:26:27,438 --> 00:26:29,106 Only one way to find out. 445 00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:42,253 ♪ ...and the music ♪ 446 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:47,358 ♪ We want you to see ♪ 447 00:26:47,391 --> 00:26:49,827 ♪ the world ♪ 448 00:26:51,128 --> 00:26:53,864 ♪ And see all the beauty ♪ 449 00:26:53,897 --> 00:26:56,100 ♪ that surrounds you ♪ 450 00:26:58,135 --> 00:27:00,371 ♪ Who came knocking at the door? ♪ 451 00:27:00,404 --> 00:27:04,375 ♪ The little girl in the long white gown ♪ 452 00:27:04,408 --> 00:27:06,110 Ah-la-la-la-la. 453 00:27:06,577 --> 00:27:08,779 ♪ ...to answer the door ♪ 454 00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:10,281 Ah. 455 00:27:12,283 --> 00:27:13,884 Why do you have to kiss your bullets? 456 00:27:14,518 --> 00:27:17,421 - Cos it's lucky. - ♪ Dance all around the world ♪ 457 00:27:17,454 --> 00:27:20,324 No, because you've missed every shot. 458 00:27:23,027 --> 00:27:24,595 Who is it? 459 00:27:24,628 --> 00:27:26,497 Who do you think, dick? 460 00:27:27,298 --> 00:27:31,101 ♪ We want you to see ♪ 461 00:27:31,135 --> 00:27:32,936 ♪ the world ♪ 462 00:27:34,438 --> 00:27:37,308 ♪ and see all the beauty ♪ 463 00:27:37,341 --> 00:27:39,977 ♪ that surrounds you ♪ 464 00:27:40,878 --> 00:27:43,414 ♪ Who came knocking at the door? ♪ 465 00:27:43,447 --> 00:27:45,249 - What's he doing? - ♪ The little man... ♪ 466 00:27:45,282 --> 00:27:47,284 Is he even alive? 467 00:27:48,452 --> 00:27:51,522 ♪ Who came running to answer the door? ♪ 468 00:27:51,555 --> 00:27:53,190 ♪ A dragon and a man dressed... ♪ 469 00:27:53,223 --> 00:27:55,559 ♪ ...up as a clown ♪ 470 00:27:57,662 --> 00:27:59,196 ♪ Dance all around ♪ 471 00:27:59,229 --> 00:28:00,931 On three. 472 00:28:00,964 --> 00:28:01,632 One. 473 00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:02,333 Two. 474 00:28:02,366 --> 00:28:04,501 - Hold on. Wait! - What? 475 00:28:04,535 --> 00:28:06,036 We should count down. 476 00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:07,338 It's better to cut down than up. 477 00:28:07,371 --> 00:28:08,639 ♪ ...and the music ♪ 478 00:28:08,673 --> 00:28:10,407 What difference does it make? 479 00:28:10,441 --> 00:28:12,976 - What if you go past three? - ♪ We want you to see ♪ 480 00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:16,146 - When's it gonna stop? - ♪ the world ♪ 481 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,115 You go. 482 00:28:18,148 --> 00:28:19,583 Three, two... 483 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:21,218 Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait. 484 00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:23,220 - What?! - Are we going on one or zero? 485 00:28:23,253 --> 00:28:25,322 After one, you don't say the zero. 486 00:28:25,356 --> 00:28:26,223 All right. 487 00:28:26,256 --> 00:28:28,425 Three, two, 488 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,027 one. 489 00:28:31,061 --> 00:28:32,996 And so the guards threw down their weapons 490 00:28:33,030 --> 00:28:34,932 - and the children put aside... - Shoot him, bro. 491 00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:36,967 You shoot him. 492 00:28:37,568 --> 00:28:38,869 It's a flare gun. 493 00:28:48,445 --> 00:28:49,213 Shoot him! 494 00:28:49,246 --> 00:28:51,281 Let him go! I'll shoot you, bro! 495 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:51,949 I mean it. 496 00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:54,418 - With my gun! - Oh. Fuck! 497 00:28:54,451 --> 00:28:57,154 ♪ We want you to see... ♪ 498 00:28:59,657 --> 00:29:02,192 ♪ See the world ♪ 499 00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:06,330 ♪ see all the beauty that surrounds you ♪ 500 00:29:08,198 --> 00:29:10,367 ♪ Dance all around the world ♪ 501 00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:13,705 ♪ Dance all around the world ♪ 502 00:29:13,738 --> 00:29:15,506 ♪ All around the world with me ♪ 503 00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:20,043 Oh! 504 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:29,620 What happened? 505 00:29:29,654 --> 00:29:31,488 Is he dead? 506 00:29:32,156 --> 00:29:33,590 - Looks it. - Oh! 507 00:29:33,624 --> 00:29:37,027 He could have that thing, where you, like, 508 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:39,396 suddenly fall asleep. You know? 509 00:29:40,397 --> 00:29:42,199 Narcoleprosy. 510 00:29:42,734 --> 00:29:44,234 Hey! 511 00:29:44,268 --> 00:29:45,469 Dude. 512 00:29:45,502 --> 00:29:47,037 Hello? 513 00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:48,038 It's all good. 514 00:29:51,341 --> 00:29:53,010 He ain't sleeping, bro. 515 00:29:56,781 --> 00:29:58,315 Oh. 516 00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:11,462 Am I surprised? 517 00:30:11,628 --> 00:30:13,430 Actually, yes. 518 00:30:13,731 --> 00:30:15,566 Yes, I am. 519 00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:19,102 To be honest, 520 00:30:19,136 --> 00:30:22,306 I was sure that if anyone was gonna fuck this up 521 00:30:22,339 --> 00:30:24,441 and get themselves killed, 522 00:30:24,475 --> 00:30:26,343 it was you two. 523 00:30:28,545 --> 00:30:32,349 Yeah, let's view this as a kind of initiation, huh? 524 00:30:35,052 --> 00:30:36,553 A toast... 525 00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:39,022 to Donny's demise! 526 00:30:45,529 --> 00:30:50,000 Let's see that skinny little fuck fuck my missus now. 527 00:30:50,668 --> 00:30:52,369 Mr Spiggs, 528 00:30:52,402 --> 00:30:55,405 did you just call Donny Kong skinny 529 00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:58,108 in the same way you might call Marvin brainy? 530 00:31:00,177 --> 00:31:01,512 What do you mean? 531 00:31:01,545 --> 00:31:03,580 - He was fat. - What? 532 00:31:03,681 --> 00:31:05,549 Yeah, like, really fat. 533 00:31:07,351 --> 00:31:09,353 Oh, you shot a fat man? 534 00:31:11,789 --> 00:31:13,791 Are you guys fucking with me, are you? 535 00:31:13,825 --> 00:31:16,728 Huh? Are you guys fucking with me, eh?! 536 00:31:21,098 --> 00:31:22,499 Oh, fuck! 537 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:23,634 Maybe, you know, 538 00:31:23,668 --> 00:31:25,536 Donny porked out since you last saw him. 539 00:31:25,569 --> 00:31:28,171 Wh-Wh-What he just ballooned overnight, huh? 540 00:31:28,205 --> 00:31:31,241 Magically beat the fuck out of his anorexia! 541 00:31:31,275 --> 00:31:32,744 You guys shot the wrong man, didn't you?! 542 00:31:32,777 --> 00:31:35,412 - Technically, he died before... - Before you what? 543 00:31:35,445 --> 00:31:36,547 We didn't actually shoot him. 544 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,482 You just said that you fucking did. 545 00:31:38,515 --> 00:31:40,083 We just wanted you to like us. 546 00:31:40,117 --> 00:31:41,518 We think it was a heart attack, 547 00:31:41,552 --> 00:31:43,186 probably because of his size. 548 00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:45,790 - And the situation. - Yeah. The sitch. 549 00:31:55,532 --> 00:31:57,534 Whoa, whoa! 550 00:32:02,573 --> 00:32:04,575 Come here, you little fucks! 551 00:32:13,650 --> 00:32:15,485 Fuck it. 552 00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:38,141 - Where are you going, bro? - It's OK. 553 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,378 Bro, where are you going? Bro, come back. 554 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,548 I'm sorry. 555 00:32:45,582 --> 00:32:48,820 Did you do anything or say anything to anybody 556 00:32:48,853 --> 00:32:51,421 that would make it even remotely possible 557 00:32:51,455 --> 00:32:55,325 to trace what happened to the fat man back to me? 558 00:32:55,359 --> 00:32:57,361 Probably not. 559 00:32:57,662 --> 00:32:59,664 "Probably not." 560 00:33:00,631 --> 00:33:02,900 That's very reassuring, son. 561 00:33:02,934 --> 00:33:04,869 Nobody saw us, Mr Spiggs. 562 00:33:08,505 --> 00:33:11,508 Go back, get a name for the fat man. 563 00:33:11,608 --> 00:33:14,177 Then I want you to find Donny Kong 564 00:33:14,211 --> 00:33:15,813 and finish the job. 565 00:33:17,547 --> 00:33:19,416 You got it? 566 00:33:19,784 --> 00:33:21,686 Of course, yeah. 567 00:33:22,352 --> 00:33:24,388 Until I have a name for the fat man 568 00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:27,825 and Donny is picking turnips with a stepladder, 569 00:33:27,859 --> 00:33:29,927 then we're not square as a bear. 570 00:33:29,961 --> 00:33:32,897 Why would... Why would Donny be picking turnips? 571 00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,231 Dead, Freddy! Dead! 572 00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:35,867 Cos he'd be fucking dead! 573 00:33:36,633 --> 00:33:37,935 Wait. 574 00:33:41,673 --> 00:33:43,675 You... 575 00:33:45,977 --> 00:33:50,313 Now, as you know, Freddy, the deadline's still noon. 576 00:33:50,347 --> 00:33:53,383 If you're not back by then, I shoot Marvin's foot. 577 00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:56,654 Then every half hour past noon, 578 00:33:57,021 --> 00:33:58,522 I'll shoot him again. 579 00:33:59,589 --> 00:34:01,458 I'll start with the other foot, 580 00:34:01,491 --> 00:34:02,960 work my way up to his knees... 581 00:34:04,261 --> 00:34:06,263 ...his hands, and then... 582 00:34:06,463 --> 00:34:07,699 ...ugh... 583 00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:10,735 ...I'm sure you get the picture. 584 00:34:17,675 --> 00:34:20,477 I think he's in room 202, but I'm not too sure. 585 00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:22,747 Maybe you've got a register with his name in it. 586 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,214 You a cop? 587 00:34:25,382 --> 00:34:26,650 I'm not a cop, really. 588 00:34:26,684 --> 00:34:28,753 - Are you sure you're not a cop? - I'm not. 589 00:34:28,786 --> 00:34:30,888 - Cos you sound like a cop. - I'm not. 590 00:34:30,922 --> 00:34:31,823 OK, well, if you're not a cop, 591 00:34:31,856 --> 00:34:34,491 then why should I tell you if your friend, 592 00:34:34,524 --> 00:34:37,028 if, in fact, he is your friend, is in room 202? 593 00:34:37,061 --> 00:34:38,495 Is your mum or dad here or...? 594 00:34:38,528 --> 00:34:40,564 - What's your friend's name? - Um... 595 00:34:40,597 --> 00:34:42,700 His name. Um... 596 00:34:42,734 --> 00:34:44,267 Funny thing is... 597 00:34:44,902 --> 00:34:47,337 I've actually forgotten his name. 598 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:48,706 Oh, right. 599 00:34:48,740 --> 00:34:50,908 B-B-But he's... He's really large. 600 00:34:50,942 --> 00:34:51,843 Asian, I think. 601 00:34:51,876 --> 00:34:53,911 So you don't know if your friend's Asian 602 00:34:53,945 --> 00:34:55,046 and you can't remember his name? 603 00:34:55,079 --> 00:34:57,347 Room 202. It's just a name. 604 00:34:57,782 --> 00:34:58,983 What's that say? 605 00:34:59,784 --> 00:35:02,486 - Do you know what it means? - Um... 606 00:35:38,122 --> 00:35:39,924 Hello? Donny? 607 00:35:39,957 --> 00:35:42,960 Hello? 608 00:35:44,494 --> 00:35:46,329 ...We import so much of our food, 609 00:35:46,363 --> 00:35:47,965 and all the time, it's got to come up from the 610 00:35:47,999 --> 00:35:50,367 Northern Hemisphere; it's gotta come from the warmer climates, 611 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,003 cos we're not very good at growing stuff. 612 00:36:18,896 --> 00:36:22,332 Police. Open the door, please. 613 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,335 Open the door. 614 00:36:26,003 --> 00:36:28,005 Uh, just a second. 615 00:36:41,686 --> 00:36:44,554 Sorry. It was just kind of mess, so... 616 00:36:44,856 --> 00:36:47,058 We got a call that someone matching your description 617 00:36:47,091 --> 00:36:48,960 - broke in here. - I didn't actually break in. 618 00:36:48,993 --> 00:36:50,761 Jeff left the door open for me. 619 00:36:50,795 --> 00:36:52,395 Who the hell is Jeff? 620 00:36:52,429 --> 00:36:54,866 Jeff Kwok. We're hooking up today. 621 00:36:54,899 --> 00:36:56,067 And he said to wait here for him. 622 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,102 He's lying. I've never heard of Jeff Kwok. 623 00:36:58,135 --> 00:37:01,504 Yeah, Jeff knows Donny, and he's staying here. 624 00:37:01,538 --> 00:37:04,041 I think that's actually his suitcase over there. 625 00:37:04,075 --> 00:37:05,142 What's your name? 626 00:37:07,078 --> 00:37:08,779 Uh, Calvin... 627 00:37:09,446 --> 00:37:10,781 Broadus. 628 00:37:11,581 --> 00:37:13,050 People call me Snoop. 629 00:37:13,718 --> 00:37:15,720 Got some ID, Snoop? 630 00:37:17,922 --> 00:37:19,623 - Sorry, no. - Oh, this is bullshit! 631 00:37:19,657 --> 00:37:20,658 OK, calm down. 632 00:37:20,691 --> 00:37:22,592 He told me that he didn't know who lives here, 633 00:37:22,626 --> 00:37:24,695 and he asked me for a name! 634 00:37:24,729 --> 00:37:26,764 I'll take it from here, OK? 635 00:37:41,645 --> 00:37:43,480 Is someone in there? 636 00:37:43,513 --> 00:37:46,117 Oh, uh, I don't... I don't think so. 637 00:37:46,483 --> 00:37:48,185 Actually, I wouldn't go in there. 638 00:37:48,219 --> 00:37:51,055 I just did a monster shit, and it's like... 639 00:37:51,722 --> 00:37:53,423 Whoa. 640 00:38:02,599 --> 00:38:04,902 When do you expect your friend to get back? 641 00:38:10,808 --> 00:38:12,677 Uh, soon. 642 00:38:12,977 --> 00:38:14,979 Maybe you should wait outside. 643 00:38:39,136 --> 00:38:41,504 Shit! 644 00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:46,043 Fuck. 645 00:39:13,570 --> 00:39:15,139 - It's clean? - Definitely. 646 00:39:18,109 --> 00:39:19,944 So you tidied up 647 00:39:19,977 --> 00:39:23,147 and you wiped clean everything we touched? 648 00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:25,249 What do you think "definitely" means? 649 00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:28,219 Yeah, I cleaned up and tidied everything we touched, 650 00:39:28,252 --> 00:39:31,255 just like your highness ordered, so can we get fucking moving? 651 00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,090 Because the skipper's waiting, 652 00:39:33,124 --> 00:39:35,092 and she doesn't like to be kept waiting. 653 00:39:35,126 --> 00:39:36,827 Fucking knew I should have done it myself. 654 00:39:37,995 --> 00:39:39,663 Do I look like a fucking idiot? 655 00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:41,799 You treat me like a fucking idiot, 656 00:39:41,832 --> 00:39:43,200 and I don't like it. 657 00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:45,635 - You don't like it? - I do not. 658 00:39:45,669 --> 00:39:47,271 You know, there's a saying... 659 00:39:47,304 --> 00:39:49,874 you teach people how to treat you. 660 00:39:49,907 --> 00:39:51,008 What?! 661 00:39:51,042 --> 00:39:53,310 Who's "they"? 662 00:39:53,344 --> 00:39:55,545 It's just what they say. 663 00:39:56,247 --> 00:39:58,215 Fuck! 664 00:39:58,749 --> 00:39:59,884 Fucking shit. 665 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,221 Jesus... 666 00:40:04,255 --> 00:40:06,791 What the fuck are you waiting for?! 667 00:40:06,824 --> 00:40:10,094 - Calm the fuck down. - Come on, man! 668 00:40:10,127 --> 00:40:11,962 Those cops are gonna ask us fucking questions, 669 00:40:11,996 --> 00:40:14,899 and it's gonna fucking blow up in our faces like fucking C4. 670 00:40:14,932 --> 00:40:16,100 And the skip won't be happy. She won't be. 671 00:40:16,133 --> 00:40:17,234 - Fuck! - Roy. 672 00:40:17,268 --> 00:40:19,602 - Won't be happy, okay. - OK, it's all good, all right? 673 00:40:19,636 --> 00:40:21,105 OK, just use your breathing. 674 00:40:21,138 --> 00:40:23,640 Use your breathing. 675 00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:25,642 There, you happy? 676 00:40:25,676 --> 00:40:27,978 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking happy! 677 00:40:28,012 --> 00:40:29,814 Breathing. Breathing. 678 00:40:29,847 --> 00:40:31,048 Here we go. 679 00:40:34,118 --> 00:40:35,119 Chill, dog. 680 00:40:35,953 --> 00:40:37,154 Chill, dog. 681 00:40:37,188 --> 00:40:39,190 - "Chill, dog"? - What? 682 00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,726 - Who says that any more? - Everyone. 683 00:40:43,994 --> 00:40:45,796 - Brolax. - What? 684 00:40:47,031 --> 00:40:49,333 You know, "brolax". It's like the new "chill dog". 685 00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:52,203 You know, but instead of "chill dog", 686 00:40:52,236 --> 00:40:55,272 you've got bro and relax. You put it together... brolax. 687 00:40:55,306 --> 00:40:56,707 - Brolax? - Mm. 688 00:40:57,141 --> 00:40:58,075 Brolax. 689 00:40:59,910 --> 00:41:02,146 Brolax. 690 00:41:03,848 --> 00:41:07,650 ♪ To hide away our fears ♪ 691 00:41:08,352 --> 00:41:10,754 - ♪ H ♪ - Hi. 692 00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:12,156 - Fuck off. - Hey. 693 00:41:12,189 --> 00:41:13,924 - Wait, wait. - Oi! 694 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:16,160 ♪ T ♪ 695 00:41:16,193 --> 00:41:17,027 Get out! 696 00:41:17,061 --> 00:41:18,762 I just wanna get into Donny's room! 697 00:41:18,796 --> 00:41:19,497 I'm calling the police. 698 00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:21,398 ♪ Te p ♪ 699 00:41:21,499 --> 00:41:23,434 ♪ Te p ♪ 700 00:41:23,467 --> 00:41:25,836 ♪ He t ♪ 701 00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:27,204 Don't make me hurt the fish. 702 00:41:27,238 --> 00:41:29,206 ♪ Te kupu ♪ 703 00:41:33,177 --> 00:41:35,079 You killed my fish! 704 00:41:35,212 --> 00:41:37,982 I'm gonna kill you! 705 00:41:39,783 --> 00:41:41,752 Oh, shit, sorry. 706 00:41:41,886 --> 00:41:43,754 I didn't mean to. 707 00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:45,923 Hey, hey. 708 00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:24,995 Jeff. 709 00:42:28,365 --> 00:42:30,134 Jeff? 710 00:42:31,101 --> 00:42:32,136 Jeff? 711 00:42:32,169 --> 00:42:34,772 These young girls and these young children, 712 00:42:34,805 --> 00:42:37,208 they are looking at us... 713 00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:37,234 Hmm. 714 00:43:38,869 --> 00:43:39,837 That's right. 715 00:43:47,177 --> 00:43:49,380 Come to me, bad boy. 716 00:43:49,413 --> 00:43:50,514 Here we go. 717 00:43:55,953 --> 00:43:57,821 Mmm, yeah. 718 00:44:07,164 --> 00:44:10,301 Oh, momma. 719 00:44:20,077 --> 00:44:21,945 Oh, put it there. 720 00:44:31,155 --> 00:44:32,289 Hey, boss. 721 00:44:33,991 --> 00:44:37,061 Slang for anus. Four letters. Ends with E. 722 00:44:37,428 --> 00:44:38,929 Arse doesn't fit. 723 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:43,867 So, it's done? 724 00:44:43,901 --> 00:44:46,236 Uh, kinda. Kinda done. 725 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:47,404 What do you mean "kind of"? 726 00:44:47,438 --> 00:44:49,506 How can someone be kind of dead? 727 00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:50,341 He's dead. 728 00:44:50,374 --> 00:44:52,910 You know, he's... definitely dead. 729 00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:57,381 There was just no signs of a break-in or a struggle, 730 00:44:57,414 --> 00:44:59,917 so we figured, you know... 731 00:45:00,351 --> 00:45:01,585 heart attack? 732 00:45:01,618 --> 00:45:05,155 Yeah, I mean, a body of those proportions, you know, it was... 733 00:45:05,189 --> 00:45:07,057 What? 734 00:45:07,091 --> 00:45:07,925 Roy had a hunch. 735 00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:10,394 Here's my hunch. This is what happened. 736 00:45:10,427 --> 00:45:13,665 He ate it, and then he tries to shit it out in the bath, right? 737 00:45:13,698 --> 00:45:15,165 Because if he tried to shit it out in the toilet, 738 00:45:15,199 --> 00:45:16,567 it would go down the drain, right? 739 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,602 So while he's trying to shit it out in the bath, 740 00:45:18,635 --> 00:45:21,605 the strain was so big that, 741 00:45:21,638 --> 00:45:23,474 boom, heart attack! 742 00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:26,610 Jeff ate the merchandise? 743 00:45:26,643 --> 00:45:28,145 - Yeah. - Yeah. 744 00:45:28,345 --> 00:45:30,481 So it's still inside him, and we need to cut it out. 745 00:45:30,514 --> 00:45:32,649 No fucking way I'm cutting him up. 746 00:45:33,317 --> 00:45:35,052 Which leaves... 747 00:45:35,352 --> 00:45:36,520 well, just you. 748 00:45:36,553 --> 00:45:37,955 - Me? - Hmm. 749 00:45:37,988 --> 00:45:39,390 - I saw a meat clever... - Hey, whoa, whoa. 750 00:45:39,423 --> 00:45:40,958 - Oh, what? - A meat clever? 751 00:45:40,991 --> 00:45:42,159 Yeah. 752 00:45:43,193 --> 00:45:45,195 - Yeah. - What? 753 00:45:46,731 --> 00:45:48,365 W-We can't do it here 754 00:45:48,399 --> 00:45:51,001 cos of forensics and whatnot. 755 00:45:51,669 --> 00:45:54,571 - Which is why... - Oh God no. 756 00:45:55,105 --> 00:45:57,241 - We take him to the workshop. - Right. 757 00:45:57,274 --> 00:45:59,243 And we let the skip do it. 758 00:46:00,745 --> 00:46:03,347 - He's in the van. - Oh, is he? 759 00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:07,384 We dressed him in a tracksuit so nothing looked suspicious. 760 00:46:07,418 --> 00:46:09,186 Hmm. Tell me, Roy, 761 00:46:09,219 --> 00:46:11,155 the room you found him in, 762 00:46:11,188 --> 00:46:12,990 what floor was it on? 763 00:46:13,424 --> 00:46:15,092 - First. - First. 764 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,662 - Oh, so there were stairs? - Yep. 765 00:46:18,061 --> 00:46:19,463 And where did you park? 766 00:46:19,496 --> 00:46:22,366 Uh, on the street outside the motel. 767 00:46:22,734 --> 00:46:24,435 Oh, I see. 768 00:46:24,468 --> 00:46:28,172 So, let's just recreate this morning's events, shall we? 769 00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:31,341 So you find Jeff dead in the bathroom, 770 00:46:31,676 --> 00:46:33,644 and you put him in a tracksuit, 771 00:46:34,478 --> 00:46:36,346 then you carry him 772 00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:39,550 down some stairs and on to a public street, 773 00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:43,053 and you put him in the van. 774 00:46:44,789 --> 00:46:46,623 And all this takes place when? 775 00:46:47,424 --> 00:46:49,359 Oh, it was early-ish, eh. 776 00:46:49,393 --> 00:46:51,228 In broad fucking daylight! 777 00:46:51,261 --> 00:46:55,098 And then you drive a body the size of a small whale 778 00:46:55,132 --> 00:46:56,567 around the city 779 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,403 and you leave him parked in a van 780 00:46:59,503 --> 00:47:01,673 outside my shop. 781 00:47:02,105 --> 00:47:05,743 But nothing looks suspicious, does it? 782 00:47:11,615 --> 00:47:14,451 I-I-It's so nice to see you brolax. 783 00:47:14,485 --> 00:47:16,553 What did you say? 784 00:47:16,587 --> 00:47:18,055 - Don't. - Brolax. 785 00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:20,090 It's like when you're a brother relaxing, 786 00:47:20,123 --> 00:47:22,292 - and you just take out the... - Are you on fucking meth?! 787 00:47:22,326 --> 00:47:24,194 No, not today. 788 00:47:28,298 --> 00:47:30,300 All right, bring him in. 789 00:47:33,504 --> 00:47:34,739 Fucking morons. 790 00:47:45,182 --> 00:47:48,318 ♪ The street's a liar ♪ 791 00:47:48,786 --> 00:47:52,422 ♪ I'm gonna lure you into the dark ♪ 792 00:47:52,790 --> 00:47:55,727 ♪ My cold desire ♪ 793 00:47:56,527 --> 00:48:00,230 - ♪ To hear the boom, boom, boom, of your heart ♪ - See anything, Skip? 794 00:48:00,330 --> 00:48:02,366 Roy, when did you decide it was acceptable 795 00:48:02,399 --> 00:48:04,268 to call me Skip? 796 00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:06,771 What, so that doesn't get your freak on? 797 00:48:06,804 --> 00:48:09,239 - My "freak on"? - Yeah. 798 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,408 I assume that means you think I would like it, 799 00:48:11,441 --> 00:48:13,310 but no, I do not like it. 800 00:48:13,544 --> 00:48:15,412 Bum-lickers don't impress me. 801 00:48:15,813 --> 00:48:17,614 What does impress you? 802 00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:22,319 People who make my life easy. 803 00:48:22,352 --> 00:48:24,321 ♪ Such a pretty face ♪ 804 00:48:24,354 --> 00:48:26,223 ♪ This is a bad town ♪ 805 00:48:26,256 --> 00:48:27,792 ♪ For such a pretty face ♪ 806 00:48:27,825 --> 00:48:28,860 - ♪ This is a bad town ♪ - So... 807 00:48:28,893 --> 00:48:31,361 what would it take for someone like me, you know, 808 00:48:31,395 --> 00:48:34,531 to make life easier for someone like you? 809 00:48:34,565 --> 00:48:36,466 Sorry, Skip. Shit. 810 00:48:37,702 --> 00:48:39,737 - Skip. - Oh, shut the fuck up. 811 00:48:42,539 --> 00:48:44,308 ♪ I'm gonna catch ya ♪ 812 00:48:44,341 --> 00:48:46,811 ♪ I'm gonna getcha, getcha ♪ 813 00:48:47,311 --> 00:48:49,313 ♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪ 814 00:48:49,681 --> 00:48:51,381 ♪ I wanna taste the way ♪ 815 00:48:51,415 --> 00:48:53,617 ♪ That you bleed ♪ 816 00:48:53,918 --> 00:48:56,587 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 817 00:48:57,621 --> 00:48:59,423 ♪ I'm gonna catch ya ♪ 818 00:48:59,456 --> 00:49:01,592 ♪ I'm gonna getcha, getcha. ♪ 819 00:49:02,392 --> 00:49:04,328 ♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪ 820 00:49:04,628 --> 00:49:09,132 ♪ I wanna taste the way that you bleed ♪ 821 00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:11,268 ♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪ 822 00:49:11,803 --> 00:49:12,904 Well, gentlemen, 823 00:49:12,937 --> 00:49:15,673 the merchandise is not in the fat man. 824 00:49:16,473 --> 00:49:17,641 Which means what? 825 00:49:18,308 --> 00:49:19,443 It's somewhere else. 826 00:49:19,576 --> 00:49:20,712 It's somewhere else. 827 00:49:20,745 --> 00:49:23,480 That is correct. Well done, Semo. 828 00:49:23,513 --> 00:49:24,816 But where? 829 00:49:26,316 --> 00:49:28,418 - Good question. - Good question? 830 00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:30,788 Not a good question? 831 00:49:30,822 --> 00:49:33,490 No, Roy, that's not a good question. 832 00:49:33,858 --> 00:49:36,526 That is an outstanding question. 833 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,630 That is the best fucking question 834 00:49:39,664 --> 00:49:41,365 on the entire fucking planet. 835 00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:43,634 That is the fucking "to be or not to be" 836 00:49:43,668 --> 00:49:46,203 of fucking questions, and I want it fucking answered, 837 00:49:46,236 --> 00:49:47,872 so get back to that fucking motel, 838 00:49:47,905 --> 00:49:49,473 and you fucking rip that place apart, 839 00:49:49,506 --> 00:49:50,808 and you don't fucking stop 840 00:49:50,842 --> 00:49:54,177 until you find my fucking merchandise! 841 00:50:01,986 --> 00:50:03,788 Why couldn't you just have eaten it 842 00:50:03,821 --> 00:50:06,390 like you clearly eat everything else? 843 00:50:29,246 --> 00:50:30,815 You think about a lot of things when you're 844 00:50:30,848 --> 00:50:33,216 trapped under a bed in a motel room 845 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,886 with a guy who might want to kill you 846 00:50:34,919 --> 00:50:36,788 if he found out you were there to kill him 847 00:50:36,821 --> 00:50:38,522 for screwing your boss' wife. 848 00:50:38,555 --> 00:50:40,758 All kinds of stuff... random stuff, 849 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:44,862 like what I'd do differently if I coached the Warriors. 850 00:50:44,896 --> 00:50:46,731 Other stuff too, 851 00:50:46,764 --> 00:50:48,365 like my dad, 852 00:50:48,398 --> 00:50:50,400 who didn't deserve to die, 853 00:50:50,735 --> 00:50:52,904 and what he might say right now. 854 00:50:53,771 --> 00:50:55,539 Something like, 855 00:50:55,940 --> 00:51:00,210 "You made a mistake, son, getting involved with Spiggs." 856 00:51:01,311 --> 00:51:02,814 And then he'd hug me 857 00:51:03,613 --> 00:51:05,582 and tell me he loved me. 858 00:51:06,550 --> 00:51:10,520 Then I thought about the time and the high noon thing, 859 00:51:10,554 --> 00:51:12,824 and the deadline and how I needed to do this for Marvin, 860 00:51:12,857 --> 00:51:14,692 who was always there for me. 861 00:51:16,761 --> 00:51:18,562 And I thought, 862 00:51:18,595 --> 00:51:20,898 "Yeah, Dad would understand." 863 00:51:22,399 --> 00:51:23,935 But then I was all like, 864 00:51:24,401 --> 00:51:26,603 "Man, this is really confusing." 865 00:51:27,071 --> 00:51:29,339 The only thing I could think to do next was 866 00:51:29,372 --> 00:51:31,308 pray for a miracle. 867 00:51:48,993 --> 00:51:50,494 Jeff? 868 00:51:58,502 --> 00:51:59,369 Jeff? 869 00:52:02,774 --> 00:52:04,809 Jeff? 870 00:52:15,019 --> 00:52:17,287 Tell us where it is and we'll be on our way. 871 00:52:19,957 --> 00:52:20,992 Fuck! 872 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,830 Oh, righty-oh, mate. 873 00:52:25,997 --> 00:52:27,464 Oh, that... 874 00:52:27,497 --> 00:52:28,532 that's dirty. 875 00:52:41,545 --> 00:52:43,547 Fuck. 876 00:52:45,649 --> 00:52:46,583 Jesus. 877 00:52:49,921 --> 00:52:51,388 OK. 878 00:52:53,590 --> 00:52:55,927 We know Jeff stole it. 879 00:52:56,626 --> 00:52:58,495 And we know he was hiding out in here, 880 00:52:58,528 --> 00:53:00,832 which means you know why he was hiding out, 881 00:53:00,865 --> 00:53:03,768 which means you know where it is. So where is it? 882 00:53:03,801 --> 00:53:06,469 Jeff said he needed a place to stay for a while, 883 00:53:06,503 --> 00:53:07,537 but I don't know what you mean. 884 00:53:11,042 --> 00:53:13,911 Please, don't hurt me, please. 885 00:53:14,611 --> 00:53:16,714 - Toilet? - Yeah, yeah. 886 00:53:17,581 --> 00:53:18,749 - Get up. - The toilet? 887 00:53:18,783 --> 00:53:20,417 - Yeah, yeah, get up. Come on. - I don't need toilet! 888 00:53:20,450 --> 00:53:21,886 I don't need toilet! 889 00:53:21,919 --> 00:53:22,854 Right, toilet. 890 00:53:22,887 --> 00:53:25,022 - No, thank you. I don't need it! - Let's go. 891 00:53:26,657 --> 00:53:28,659 Where is it?! 892 00:53:37,567 --> 00:53:40,738 Where is what! 893 00:53:40,905 --> 00:53:42,539 Wrong! 894 00:53:42,572 --> 00:53:45,710 We know that Jeff came here after he took it! 895 00:53:45,743 --> 00:53:48,145 Just tell us! 896 00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:52,750 - Where the fuck is it?! - Oi, oi, oi, oi. 897 00:53:52,783 --> 00:53:54,618 - Where the fuck is it?! - Hey, hey. Wait, wait! 898 00:53:54,651 --> 00:53:57,154 Come. Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy. 899 00:53:57,554 --> 00:53:58,723 What the fuck, bro? 900 00:53:58,756 --> 00:54:01,458 Fuck, he's no good to us dead, is he? 901 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:04,594 Come on, stay with me. 902 00:54:04,628 --> 00:54:05,428 Yo, bro. 903 00:54:06,998 --> 00:54:09,432 Hey, just tell us where it is and we'll call an ambulance. 904 00:54:11,601 --> 00:54:12,737 Yo. 905 00:54:15,907 --> 00:54:16,841 Hey, hey, hey. 906 00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:20,410 Come on, no, no, no. 907 00:54:25,016 --> 00:54:26,449 Oh shit. 908 00:54:28,853 --> 00:54:30,688 You always fuck things up, don't you? 909 00:54:31,756 --> 00:54:33,456 He should have told us. 910 00:54:33,858 --> 00:54:34,859 Fuck! 911 00:54:35,226 --> 00:54:36,493 Fuck! 912 00:54:36,526 --> 00:54:37,460 So what do we do now? 913 00:54:37,494 --> 00:54:39,897 Not gonna stick around here, that's for sure. 914 00:54:39,931 --> 00:54:40,965 OK, let me think. 915 00:54:40,998 --> 00:54:43,533 We rip the place apart, like she asked us to, OK? 916 00:54:43,566 --> 00:54:44,769 But we found nothing. 917 00:54:44,802 --> 00:54:48,239 - What about the merchandise? - Fuck the merchandise, bro. 918 00:54:48,272 --> 00:54:50,107 That's two dead bodies, OK, 919 00:54:50,141 --> 00:54:52,243 because of this fucking merchandise. 920 00:54:52,276 --> 00:54:54,812 I don't want to be body number three, do you? 921 00:54:54,845 --> 00:54:55,813 Good. Let's go. 922 00:54:57,214 --> 00:54:59,183 Oh, wait. 923 00:55:03,054 --> 00:55:04,587 Fuck, Roy, come on. 924 00:55:04,621 --> 00:55:07,658 - Oh, what is up with his...? - Roy! 925 00:55:29,146 --> 00:55:30,647 Freddy? 926 00:55:30,681 --> 00:55:31,949 He's gone. 927 00:55:32,649 --> 00:55:33,851 Who? 928 00:55:33,884 --> 00:55:35,820 The fat man, he's gone. 929 00:55:35,853 --> 00:55:37,021 What do you mean gone? 930 00:55:37,054 --> 00:55:39,690 Well, I got back here to the place, and he's not here. 931 00:55:39,724 --> 00:55:41,726 - He's gone. - Well, where is he? 932 00:55:41,759 --> 00:55:43,794 - I don't know. - You said he was dead! 933 00:55:43,828 --> 00:55:46,529 - Yeah, he was, but... - Then fucking what?! 934 00:55:46,563 --> 00:55:48,165 But what if he wasn't? 935 00:55:48,199 --> 00:55:49,599 Shit. 936 00:55:51,769 --> 00:55:53,104 Donny might have found him. 937 00:55:54,205 --> 00:55:56,907 Yeah, I-I don't think so. 938 00:55:57,607 --> 00:55:59,110 Well, how do you know that? 939 00:55:59,143 --> 00:56:00,745 Because... 940 00:56:00,778 --> 00:56:02,780 Donny's here. 941 00:56:03,114 --> 00:56:05,282 I'm looking right at him. 942 00:56:06,884 --> 00:56:07,852 Put him on. 943 00:56:07,885 --> 00:56:10,087 I can't. He's gone. 944 00:56:10,254 --> 00:56:12,289 Like, gone gone. 945 00:56:13,758 --> 00:56:15,659 - Dead gone? - Yeah. 946 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,195 What happened? 947 00:56:18,662 --> 00:56:20,197 I killed him. 948 00:56:21,365 --> 00:56:23,267 You killed him? 949 00:56:23,868 --> 00:56:25,736 Yeah, so... 950 00:56:25,970 --> 00:56:27,972 So you can let Marvin go now, OK? 951 00:56:30,607 --> 00:56:32,777 And why would I do that, huh? 952 00:56:33,210 --> 00:56:35,679 Because that was the deal. 953 00:56:36,013 --> 00:56:39,016 I mean, I've done everything you asked me to, 954 00:56:39,050 --> 00:56:41,185 and it's before the deadline, so... 955 00:56:41,218 --> 00:56:43,687 So you just want me to take your word for it 956 00:56:43,721 --> 00:56:48,059 that you took care of Donny and expect me to let Marvin go? 957 00:56:48,826 --> 00:56:50,560 Well... 958 00:56:51,028 --> 00:56:52,229 yeah. 959 00:56:52,263 --> 00:56:55,366 Well, nah. I want proof. 960 00:56:55,399 --> 00:56:58,568 And until I get it, we're not square as a bear. 961 00:56:59,236 --> 00:57:01,806 So here's what I want you to do. 962 00:57:03,174 --> 00:57:05,109 Piece of shit! 963 00:57:05,342 --> 00:57:06,811 Try now! 964 00:57:08,645 --> 00:57:12,083 You fucking beauty! 965 00:57:13,150 --> 00:57:15,152 Move. Move over. 966 00:57:18,289 --> 00:57:19,657 OK. 967 00:57:20,191 --> 00:57:21,392 Let's get the fuck out of here. 968 00:57:21,425 --> 00:57:23,626 Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. 969 00:57:24,028 --> 00:57:25,229 Fuck, I left my prints on the seat. 970 00:57:25,262 --> 00:57:26,063 Don't worry about it! 971 00:57:26,097 --> 00:57:28,732 No, I need to wipe the seat clean! 972 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,368 Fucking hurry up, then. 973 00:57:31,469 --> 00:57:33,170 Fuck. Shit. 974 00:57:33,204 --> 00:57:34,738 Fucking idiot. 975 00:57:35,239 --> 00:57:37,741 "I want Donny's cock. 976 00:57:38,342 --> 00:57:40,643 Cut it off and bring it to me. 977 00:57:40,678 --> 00:57:42,246 I'll know it when I see it. 978 00:57:42,279 --> 00:57:45,182 Cos how I found out she was fucking Donny 979 00:57:45,216 --> 00:57:47,685 was finding videos of them doing it. 980 00:57:47,718 --> 00:57:50,721 So don't bring me any old cock that, you know, 981 00:57:50,754 --> 00:57:54,024 you cut off some fucking homeless bloke. 982 00:57:54,125 --> 00:57:55,793 We're not square as a bear 983 00:57:55,826 --> 00:57:59,063 until Donny's cock is in my hand. 984 00:57:59,730 --> 00:58:01,031 So you best get moving. 985 00:58:01,065 --> 00:58:03,734 Whoo-hoo! 986 00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:05,836 Because it's nearly noon, Freddy. 987 00:58:06,971 --> 00:58:08,973 Tick-tock, son. 988 00:58:15,012 --> 00:58:16,646 Sorry, bro. 989 00:58:19,917 --> 00:58:20,417 Ugh. 990 00:58:29,193 --> 00:58:30,794 Fucking shit. 991 00:58:35,799 --> 00:58:37,134 Fuck. 992 00:58:52,883 --> 00:58:54,385 - Hey. - Hi. 993 00:58:56,020 --> 00:58:57,421 Fuck! 994 00:59:00,157 --> 00:59:02,159 Motherfucker! 995 00:59:06,997 --> 00:59:07,932 Semo! 996 00:59:07,965 --> 00:59:09,967 He was in the room! Get him! 997 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,002 Shit! Stop, kid! 998 00:59:12,870 --> 00:59:15,773 - ♪ Whakatau P ♪ - Stop where you are! 999 00:59:15,806 --> 00:59:16,340 ♪ M ♪ 1000 00:59:16,373 --> 00:59:18,309 - Fuck! - Whoa! 1001 00:59:18,342 --> 00:59:20,344 ♪ Ng ♪ 1002 00:59:21,145 --> 00:59:23,147 ♪ Rongomai Te Ariki ♪ 1003 00:59:23,914 --> 00:59:25,916 ♪ T ♪ 1004 00:59:26,383 --> 00:59:28,385 ♪ Ki runga Takaparawh ♪ 1005 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,322 ♪ Tahu toku k ♪ 1006 00:59:32,056 --> 00:59:33,891 ♪ Tahu toku k ♪ 1007 00:59:33,924 --> 00:59:35,259 ♪ Toku ahi k ♪ 1008 00:59:35,292 --> 00:59:36,827 Fuck. 1009 00:59:39,296 --> 00:59:40,264 ♪ Toku ahi k ♪ 1010 00:59:40,297 --> 00:59:41,999 ♪ Tahu toku k ♪ 1011 00:59:42,032 --> 00:59:43,834 ♪ Toku ahi k ♪ 1012 00:59:45,436 --> 00:59:46,770 What were you doing in that room? 1013 00:59:46,804 --> 00:59:47,438 Nothing. 1014 00:59:48,472 --> 00:59:50,140 Seriously? 1015 00:59:50,174 --> 00:59:52,276 I broke in, OK? 1016 00:59:52,309 --> 00:59:54,378 I'm sorry if that was your guys' place. 1017 00:59:55,346 --> 00:59:57,081 You know where it is, don't you? 1018 00:59:57,114 --> 00:59:58,849 Where what is? 1019 00:59:58,882 --> 01:00:00,317 - What's your name? - Freddy. 1020 01:00:00,351 --> 01:00:01,552 Freddy who? 1021 01:00:01,585 --> 01:00:03,053 Winiata. 1022 01:00:03,087 --> 01:00:04,555 OK, Freddy Winiata, 1023 01:00:04,588 --> 01:00:06,991 do you know a fat guy called Jeff Kwok? 1024 01:00:07,024 --> 01:00:08,792 I've never heard of him. 1025 01:00:08,826 --> 01:00:10,828 OK. OK, OK. OK. 1026 01:00:10,995 --> 01:00:14,531 So, you don't fuck with us and we don't fuck with you. 1027 01:00:14,565 --> 01:00:17,935 This is your last chance, OK? Where is it? 1028 01:00:18,435 --> 01:00:19,503 Where is what? 1029 01:00:19,536 --> 01:00:20,904 Oh, OK, yeah. 1030 01:00:20,938 --> 01:00:22,072 Yeah, yeah, yeah? 1031 01:00:22,106 --> 01:00:23,173 OK, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 1032 01:00:23,207 --> 01:00:23,907 You don't think I will?! 1033 01:00:23,941 --> 01:00:25,876 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Listen. 1034 01:00:25,909 --> 01:00:28,879 Can we just try and keep this one alive? 1035 01:00:28,912 --> 01:00:30,281 Just search him. 1036 01:00:30,314 --> 01:00:32,916 - You search him. - Just... Just do it, Roy. 1037 01:00:32,950 --> 01:00:34,018 Eh, that... 1038 01:00:34,051 --> 01:00:36,053 That's not my name. 1039 01:00:41,458 --> 01:00:44,828 Frederick Winiata. Least you're not lying 1040 01:00:44,862 --> 01:00:46,030 about your name, Freddy. 1041 01:00:46,063 --> 01:00:48,599 - Is there anything else? - He's a donor. 1042 01:00:48,632 --> 01:00:50,834 The wallet, dick. 1043 01:00:55,439 --> 01:00:57,374 Where'd you get this? 1044 01:00:58,275 --> 01:01:00,010 - I stole it. - You stole it? 1045 01:01:00,044 --> 01:01:01,578 I can... 1046 01:01:01,612 --> 01:01:04,448 I can sell it for 50 bucks easy 1047 01:01:04,481 --> 01:01:07,351 to, you know, an illegal immigrant. 1048 01:01:08,419 --> 01:01:09,286 Right. 1049 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,389 What, an oversized illegal immigrant? 1050 01:01:12,556 --> 01:01:14,558 Yeah, I mean, probably. 1051 01:01:15,326 --> 01:01:16,560 Freddy, just tell us where the merchandise is 1052 01:01:16,593 --> 01:01:19,096 and we'll let you go. It's that easy. 1053 01:01:19,129 --> 01:01:20,831 What merchandise? 1054 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:23,467 Where'd you put it, bitch? 1055 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,935 Did the fat guy give it to you 1056 01:01:24,968 --> 01:01:27,071 or did the skinny guy give it to you? 1057 01:01:27,104 --> 01:01:28,906 Where'd you put it?! 1058 01:01:28,939 --> 01:01:30,307 Yeah, OK, he can't breathe. 1059 01:01:30,341 --> 01:01:32,076 Hey, hey, Roy, let him go. 1060 01:01:32,109 --> 01:01:33,977 Hey, hey. 1061 01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:38,082 He's not gonna tell us because he knows 1062 01:01:38,115 --> 01:01:40,084 how much the merchandise is worth. 1063 01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:41,518 He's gonna keep to his story about breaking in 1064 01:01:41,552 --> 01:01:44,088 because he knows we can't prove it. 1065 01:01:44,521 --> 01:01:45,956 Isn't that right, Freddy? 1066 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:49,393 Shit. 1067 01:01:49,426 --> 01:01:51,428 - Oi. - What? 1068 01:01:52,697 --> 01:01:54,631 You thinking what I'm thinking? 1069 01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:55,834 I doubt it. 1070 01:01:55,866 --> 01:02:00,070 We escalate the situation. We let the skip deal with it. 1071 01:02:00,672 --> 01:02:02,473 That's pretty good. 1072 01:02:02,506 --> 01:02:05,042 Freddy, have you heard of The Upholsterer? 1073 01:02:06,678 --> 01:02:08,979 - Kind of. - Kind of? 1074 01:02:09,546 --> 01:02:12,082 Well, I think she'd kinda like to see you. 1075 01:02:16,453 --> 01:02:19,156 Do you like horses, Freddy? Hmm? 1076 01:02:19,990 --> 01:02:21,492 They're all right. 1077 01:02:21,525 --> 01:02:24,061 You can tell a lot about a horse from its teeth... 1078 01:02:24,094 --> 01:02:27,364 its age, its diet, its general health, 1079 01:02:27,498 --> 01:02:30,000 even its possible vices, 1080 01:02:30,033 --> 01:02:32,569 such as wood-chewing and the like. 1081 01:02:32,603 --> 01:02:35,406 Well, people are much the same. 1082 01:02:35,707 --> 01:02:37,474 But our vices, well, 1083 01:02:37,508 --> 01:02:39,176 that's where you and I are quite different from a horse 1084 01:02:39,209 --> 01:02:43,113 because our vices aren't quite so easy to detect. 1085 01:02:43,147 --> 01:02:45,149 But we all have them, don't we? 1086 01:02:45,516 --> 01:02:47,584 So what's your vice, Freddy, hmm? 1087 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,387 Is it drugs? 1088 01:02:51,155 --> 01:02:52,623 Girls? 1089 01:02:53,457 --> 01:02:55,359 Boys? 1090 01:02:55,392 --> 01:02:57,695 And how would a young man like yourself 1091 01:02:57,729 --> 01:02:59,930 pay for such things, hmm? 1092 01:03:00,330 --> 01:03:03,735 Perhaps that's why you broke into the very same motel 1093 01:03:03,768 --> 01:03:06,570 where a man who stole from me something of great value 1094 01:03:06,603 --> 01:03:08,439 was hiding out. 1095 01:03:08,472 --> 01:03:10,340 This gentlemen right here, in fact. 1096 01:03:11,408 --> 01:03:13,610 What did you break into that motel room to steal? 1097 01:03:13,644 --> 01:03:16,647 This very same man's driver's license. 1098 01:03:17,181 --> 01:03:19,082 Which you say you can get $50 1099 01:03:19,116 --> 01:03:22,052 on some black market for illegal immigrants. 1100 01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,290 Now, I know people have been killed for less, 1101 01:03:26,323 --> 01:03:29,359 but $50 is not a lot of money, is it? 1102 01:03:30,594 --> 01:03:32,629 Perhaps you took Jeff's license 1103 01:03:32,664 --> 01:03:36,567 because he didn't have a heart attack, did he? 1104 01:03:36,668 --> 01:03:38,670 No, you killed him somehow. 1105 01:03:39,203 --> 01:03:41,205 Perhaps asphyxiation. 1106 01:03:41,638 --> 01:03:43,340 And then you went back to erase any evidence 1107 01:03:43,373 --> 01:03:44,709 that he was ever in that room. 1108 01:03:44,742 --> 01:03:46,410 - Police. - Just a second. 1109 01:03:46,778 --> 01:03:48,412 While you were doing that, 1110 01:03:48,445 --> 01:03:50,581 trying to figure out where the fat man was 1111 01:03:50,614 --> 01:03:53,183 and how the skinny man ended up dead, 1112 01:03:53,217 --> 01:03:55,285 you were interrupted. Aw! 1113 01:03:55,319 --> 01:03:56,688 Jeff? 1114 01:03:58,155 --> 01:04:00,157 But tell me, son, 1115 01:04:00,190 --> 01:04:02,192 is it worth your life? 1116 01:04:02,660 --> 01:04:05,529 Is getting all the money you ever dreamed of, 1117 01:04:05,562 --> 01:04:08,298 is it really worth dying for, hmm? 1118 01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:10,601 Motherfucker! 1119 01:04:10,634 --> 01:04:12,302 Where is it? 1120 01:04:13,738 --> 01:04:15,272 I don't know. 1121 01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:19,243 Maybe it's in there. 1122 01:04:19,276 --> 01:04:20,577 Hmm? 1123 01:04:21,311 --> 01:04:23,313 Here, take a closer look. 1124 01:04:24,716 --> 01:04:26,483 Is it in there, Freddy, hmm? 1125 01:04:26,517 --> 01:04:29,353 I can't hear you. 1126 01:04:29,386 --> 01:04:30,722 No? 1127 01:04:32,122 --> 01:04:34,726 - Where is it?! - I don't... I don't know! 1128 01:04:36,661 --> 01:04:38,328 You could check up his date. 1129 01:04:38,362 --> 01:04:40,364 - His what? - His date. 1130 01:04:40,665 --> 01:04:42,165 His arse. 1131 01:04:42,199 --> 01:04:44,434 People put some crazy shit up there. 1132 01:04:44,468 --> 01:04:46,503 I saw this doco about drug smugglers. 1133 01:04:46,537 --> 01:04:48,171 They get condoms, fill them full of drugs, 1134 01:04:48,205 --> 01:04:49,640 and stick them up their bums. 1135 01:04:49,674 --> 01:04:51,575 It's pretty amazing what you can fit up there. 1136 01:04:51,608 --> 01:04:53,610 Roy, come and take a look. 1137 01:04:54,545 --> 01:04:56,146 Wait. 1138 01:04:56,179 --> 01:05:00,083 Wait. Slang for anus, four letters... "date." 1139 01:05:01,418 --> 01:05:03,153 Give me the paper and a pen. 1140 01:05:03,186 --> 01:05:05,188 - Hurry up. - There you go. 1141 01:05:07,558 --> 01:05:09,393 D-A-T-E. 1142 01:05:09,661 --> 01:05:11,128 Perfect. 1143 01:05:11,528 --> 01:05:13,798 Right, continue. 1144 01:05:16,366 --> 01:05:18,368 You left his phone on him? 1145 01:05:19,570 --> 01:05:21,638 Where's your phone, Freddy? 1146 01:05:21,673 --> 01:05:23,675 Hmm? Where is it? 1147 01:05:26,376 --> 01:05:28,680 So, who'd be calling you, hmm? 1148 01:05:29,646 --> 01:05:31,648 I don't... I don't know. 1149 01:05:32,750 --> 01:05:34,451 Yes? 1150 01:05:35,519 --> 01:05:36,854 Who's this? 1151 01:05:38,488 --> 01:05:39,556 Who's this? 1152 01:05:40,725 --> 01:05:41,826 Who's this? 1153 01:05:43,460 --> 01:05:44,796 Who's this? 1154 01:05:45,395 --> 01:05:46,731 Tell me who this is! 1155 01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,567 You tell me who this is. 1156 01:05:51,401 --> 01:05:54,171 Where's Freddy? 1157 01:05:55,606 --> 01:05:56,874 You tell me. 1158 01:05:57,574 --> 01:05:58,175 What? 1159 01:06:00,210 --> 01:06:02,212 Well, where should he be? 1160 01:06:03,213 --> 01:06:05,515 Is Freddy there or not? 1161 01:06:07,351 --> 01:06:08,720 Who wants to know? 1162 01:06:08,753 --> 01:06:10,387 Who the fuck is this?! 1163 01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:11,856 Who is this?! 1164 01:06:11,889 --> 01:06:13,390 Put him on! 1165 01:06:14,524 --> 01:06:16,593 Well, you see, he's a bit busy. 1166 01:06:17,594 --> 01:06:19,363 Busy doing what? 1167 01:06:19,964 --> 01:06:21,733 Is there a message? 1168 01:06:22,867 --> 01:06:24,401 Yeah. 1169 01:06:25,268 --> 01:06:27,170 Yeah, here's the message. 1170 01:06:30,374 --> 01:06:32,376 - Bang. - Bang? 1171 01:06:33,310 --> 01:06:34,611 Freddy. 1172 01:06:34,645 --> 01:06:36,647 Who's expecting you? 1173 01:06:37,314 --> 01:06:38,683 - Hmm? - Nobody. 1174 01:06:39,751 --> 01:06:41,218 Keep searching him. 1175 01:06:43,220 --> 01:06:45,188 - Hey, hey. - Hey, whoa. 1176 01:06:45,355 --> 01:06:45,923 What is it? 1177 01:06:45,957 --> 01:06:48,158 What's this? 1178 01:06:49,827 --> 01:06:52,162 Had it on him the whole time. 1179 01:06:54,799 --> 01:06:55,933 Oh. 1180 01:06:59,369 --> 01:07:01,304 Is that a...? 1181 01:07:01,338 --> 01:07:02,907 Yeah, looks like it. 1182 01:07:03,573 --> 01:07:04,608 It's kind of, um... 1183 01:07:04,641 --> 01:07:06,343 Donny. 1184 01:07:06,576 --> 01:07:08,245 Freddy? 1185 01:07:08,278 --> 01:07:10,347 What are you doing with Donny Kong's penis? 1186 01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:11,849 It's worth heaps of money 1187 01:07:12,817 --> 01:07:15,185 in the... in the Asian market. 1188 01:07:15,452 --> 01:07:19,189 It's used for soups. It's like a delicacy. 1189 01:07:19,556 --> 01:07:21,558 He was dead, so... 1190 01:07:23,795 --> 01:07:25,262 Roy killed him. 1191 01:07:25,295 --> 01:07:27,364 I... I mean, that's where I saw it. 1192 01:07:27,397 --> 01:07:29,466 I don't believe you've been completely honest with us, 1193 01:07:29,499 --> 01:07:30,835 have you? 1194 01:07:32,602 --> 01:07:34,772 Why did you deem it necessary 1195 01:07:34,806 --> 01:07:37,407 to cut off Donny Kong's penis 1196 01:07:37,441 --> 01:07:39,744 and put it in your pocket? 1197 01:07:39,777 --> 01:07:41,846 I have to deliver it by noon, 1198 01:07:41,879 --> 01:07:44,481 otherwise Marvin's gonna get shot. 1199 01:07:44,749 --> 01:07:46,784 Ah, bang, hmm. 1200 01:07:47,885 --> 01:07:50,420 Come on, Freddy, who sent you? 1201 01:07:50,722 --> 01:07:51,689 Who was on the phone? 1202 01:07:51,723 --> 01:07:53,590 It was... It was meant to be the skinny man, 1203 01:07:53,623 --> 01:07:55,927 not the fat man, but I didn't know that. 1204 01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,995 The fat man wasn't meant to be there, was... 1205 01:07:58,029 --> 01:08:01,398 Who fucking sent you?! 1206 01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:25,355 Ah, what a shame. 1207 01:08:25,790 --> 01:08:29,359 Well, can't say I didn't give him fair warning, huh? 1208 01:08:30,061 --> 01:08:31,929 No, no, no. He'll make it. 1209 01:08:31,963 --> 01:08:33,664 He will. No, no, no, no. 1210 01:08:33,698 --> 01:08:35,532 He'll be here. He'll make it. 1211 01:08:35,565 --> 01:08:37,902 - He will. - Oh, shut the fuck up. 1212 01:08:37,935 --> 01:08:39,603 No! No! 1213 01:08:39,636 --> 01:08:41,505 Help! Help! 1214 01:08:41,538 --> 01:08:44,574 Look at you. Look at you about to pee your pants 1215 01:08:44,608 --> 01:08:47,611 like a little fucking girl! 1216 01:08:47,745 --> 01:08:51,348 You're fucking crazy. 1217 01:08:51,783 --> 01:08:53,583 - Ah. - Come again. 1218 01:08:53,617 --> 01:08:56,453 You're fucking crazy, you fucking psycho! 1219 01:08:56,486 --> 01:08:58,723 I thought you were fucking cool! 1220 01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:02,592 Wait... 1221 01:09:02,626 --> 01:09:04,461 I'm not cool? 1222 01:09:04,494 --> 01:09:05,629 Well... 1223 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,670 Oh. 1224 01:09:12,770 --> 01:09:14,739 Oh yeah! 1225 01:09:18,508 --> 01:09:20,377 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1226 01:09:20,410 --> 01:09:22,345 Oh! Yeah. 1227 01:09:22,379 --> 01:09:23,547 I might be fucking crazy, 1228 01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:26,083 but if your friend doesn't turn up in the next half hour, 1229 01:09:26,117 --> 01:09:29,653 your other foot is gonna get the same fucking treatment! 1230 01:09:29,687 --> 01:09:31,823 Don't let me interrupt, Mickey. 1231 01:09:34,926 --> 01:09:36,359 The Upholsterer. 1232 01:09:37,561 --> 01:09:39,362 Well, well, well. 1233 01:09:39,997 --> 01:09:41,766 I think you know why I'm here. 1234 01:09:41,799 --> 01:09:43,801 Lap dance? 1235 01:09:44,634 --> 01:09:45,903 You know, when I heard the name Mickey Spiggs, 1236 01:09:45,937 --> 01:09:47,705 it all made sense. 1237 01:09:47,738 --> 01:09:49,372 I'm connected to Jeff Kwok. 1238 01:09:49,406 --> 01:09:51,108 Jeff Kwok is connected to Donny Kong, 1239 01:09:51,142 --> 01:09:53,610 and Donny Kong, if I'm not mistaken, 1240 01:09:53,643 --> 01:09:54,979 is connected to you. 1241 01:09:55,012 --> 01:09:56,646 I know what you did to Jeff, 1242 01:09:56,681 --> 01:09:58,716 and the reason you did what you did to Jeff is because 1243 01:09:58,749 --> 01:10:01,052 you knew that he had what belongs to me. 1244 01:10:01,085 --> 01:10:04,621 So just hand it over and we'll be on our way. 1245 01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:07,124 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy, all right? 1246 01:10:07,158 --> 01:10:08,659 Just-Just take it easy. 1247 01:10:08,693 --> 01:10:10,761 I have no idea who Jeff Kwok is, 1248 01:10:10,795 --> 01:10:14,098 and I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. 1249 01:10:14,131 --> 01:10:16,133 Take a seat. 1250 01:10:16,834 --> 01:10:19,036 Jeff is a rather large man who was killed earlier today 1251 01:10:19,070 --> 01:10:21,038 in his place of temporary residence by Freddy, 1252 01:10:21,072 --> 01:10:23,440 who I believe is in your employ. 1253 01:10:23,473 --> 01:10:25,442 - The fat man? - Not only was he fat, Mickey, 1254 01:10:25,475 --> 01:10:28,880 he was also stupid. He stole something from me. 1255 01:10:28,913 --> 01:10:30,882 Freddy stole it from him, killed him 1256 01:10:30,915 --> 01:10:33,117 and then gave it to you. 1257 01:10:33,718 --> 01:10:36,553 Yeah, nah, that's not actually what happened. 1258 01:10:36,586 --> 01:10:38,789 - Where the fuck is it? - Listen, 1259 01:10:38,823 --> 01:10:40,825 I didn't even know the fat man existed till this morning. 1260 01:10:40,858 --> 01:10:43,127 Oh, have I not been polite thus far? 1261 01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:46,030 - Yeah. - Have I not been reasonable? 1262 01:10:46,063 --> 01:10:48,165 - Yeah. - Yeah. I think I have. 1263 01:10:48,199 --> 01:10:49,499 You see, being polite and reasonable 1264 01:10:49,532 --> 01:10:50,968 about this is plan A. 1265 01:10:51,002 --> 01:10:52,036 If you do not hand it over, 1266 01:10:52,069 --> 01:10:53,771 you will force me to go to plan B. 1267 01:10:53,804 --> 01:10:57,174 And plan B is not so polite and reasonable. 1268 01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:59,643 But let me try and persuade you to stick with plan A, 1269 01:10:59,677 --> 01:11:02,914 because I really hate to make a mess unnecessarily. 1270 01:11:02,947 --> 01:11:05,615 So, first you need to know two things. 1271 01:11:05,649 --> 01:11:08,652 One, if the merchandise is not back in my possession 1272 01:11:08,686 --> 01:11:12,156 within the hour, I will execute you. 1273 01:11:12,823 --> 01:11:14,759 Yeah. 1274 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:15,660 And, two. 1275 01:11:15,693 --> 01:11:17,762 - Pa-ching. - One of my men is outside 1276 01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:19,931 in a van with Freddy, who will also be executed 1277 01:11:19,964 --> 01:11:21,766 should plan A fail. 1278 01:11:21,799 --> 01:11:23,968 So what's it going to be, Mickey? 1279 01:11:24,567 --> 01:11:27,171 Plan A, everyone lives, 1280 01:11:27,537 --> 01:11:30,573 or plan B, not everyone lives? 1281 01:11:32,910 --> 01:11:34,946 It's entirely up to you. 1282 01:11:42,253 --> 01:11:44,655 Hey, let Marvin go! 1283 01:11:46,791 --> 01:11:47,725 Semo. 1284 01:11:49,093 --> 01:11:50,895 How did Freddy get a gun? 1285 01:11:51,796 --> 01:11:54,031 And why can I see your genitals? 1286 01:11:55,066 --> 01:11:56,466 Fucking Roy's fault. 1287 01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:03,941 Gum? 1288 01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:06,143 I'm cool. 1289 01:12:07,178 --> 01:12:10,114 Hey, uh, your dad drive a cab? 1290 01:12:11,816 --> 01:12:13,918 Why? Did you know him? 1291 01:12:13,951 --> 01:12:15,152 No, not really. 1292 01:12:26,897 --> 01:12:28,733 Bro. 1293 01:12:31,202 --> 01:12:33,170 - How did you...? - Hands on your head! 1294 01:12:33,204 --> 01:12:34,571 OK. 1295 01:12:37,008 --> 01:12:38,876 OK, just take it easy, Freddy. 1296 01:12:38,909 --> 01:12:40,011 Give me your gun. 1297 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:43,748 Give me your gun! 1298 01:12:43,781 --> 01:12:45,116 OK. 1299 01:12:50,821 --> 01:12:52,056 Get out. 1300 01:12:57,161 --> 01:12:58,996 - Now take off your clothes. - Eh? 1301 01:12:59,030 --> 01:13:00,197 I wanna see if that's all you're carrying. 1302 01:13:00,231 --> 01:13:02,800 - That's everything. - Do it! 1303 01:13:11,742 --> 01:13:13,210 There you go, Freddy. 1304 01:13:13,677 --> 01:13:15,012 Everything. 1305 01:13:15,046 --> 01:13:16,313 Oh, come on! 1306 01:13:16,735 --> 01:13:18,983 Now back to the end at the beginning. 1307 01:13:19,717 --> 01:13:21,786 Or is it the other way? 1308 01:13:22,186 --> 01:13:24,188 What do you want, Freddy? 1309 01:13:26,991 --> 01:13:28,292 Go and untie Marvin. 1310 01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:30,728 Semo, don't you move. 1311 01:13:31,896 --> 01:13:34,597 Do you know why they call me The Upholsterer? 1312 01:13:34,631 --> 01:13:37,902 I know it's not a razzle-dazzle name like Ms. Untouchable 1313 01:13:37,935 --> 01:13:39,870 or Bonnie Bamboo, 1314 01:13:40,171 --> 01:13:41,705 but it fits. 1315 01:13:41,739 --> 01:13:44,775 You see, because I like to make people feel comfortable. 1316 01:13:44,809 --> 01:13:46,877 Now, to make you comfortable, 1317 01:13:46,911 --> 01:13:51,348 I assume I'd have to let you and Marvin leave here intact. 1318 01:13:51,382 --> 01:13:53,717 Yes? For me to feel comfortable, 1319 01:13:53,751 --> 01:13:56,253 I need to leave here with my merchandise. 1320 01:13:56,821 --> 01:14:00,191 So why don't we just make each other comfortable, hm? 1321 01:14:03,127 --> 01:14:04,662 OK, yeah. 1322 01:14:05,196 --> 01:14:06,764 I have it. 1323 01:14:08,365 --> 01:14:09,767 Marvin leaves and you get it back. 1324 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:12,369 No, the merchandise first. 1325 01:14:16,373 --> 01:14:18,175 OK, but... 1326 01:14:19,376 --> 01:14:21,378 we do this without guns. 1327 01:14:21,412 --> 01:14:22,880 We all put them down. 1328 01:14:22,913 --> 01:14:24,949 You're dreaming, mate. 1329 01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:30,321 Well? 1330 01:14:31,088 --> 01:14:32,790 Where is it? 1331 01:14:32,990 --> 01:14:34,191 Safe. 1332 01:15:00,117 --> 01:15:01,418 Roy. 1333 01:15:01,986 --> 01:15:03,988 But then he can just shoot us. 1334 01:15:04,021 --> 01:15:07,158 Oh, I think Freddy knows that would be a mistake. 1335 01:15:07,191 --> 01:15:08,859 Put... your... 1336 01:15:08,893 --> 01:15:10,928 gun... down. 1337 01:15:12,997 --> 01:15:14,798 Put your fucking gun down. 1338 01:15:19,170 --> 01:15:21,338 Your other gun, Freddy. 1339 01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:27,444 Frederick Winiata. 1340 01:15:29,947 --> 01:15:31,115 How did you know him? 1341 01:15:34,952 --> 01:15:37,021 How did you know my dad?! 1342 01:15:39,356 --> 01:15:41,392 He was a good man, reliable... 1343 01:15:41,425 --> 01:15:42,927 mostly. 1344 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,462 Liked the ponies. 1345 01:15:46,864 --> 01:15:48,165 He worked for you? 1346 01:15:48,532 --> 01:15:50,734 Of course he did. 1347 01:15:51,035 --> 01:15:53,938 A pick-up or a drop-off every now and then. 1348 01:15:55,005 --> 01:15:57,374 Well, he had the perfect cover, didn't he? 1349 01:15:59,910 --> 01:16:01,712 Why'd he die? 1350 01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:04,348 Does it matter? 1351 01:16:07,151 --> 01:16:09,153 You do look a bit like him. 1352 01:16:12,022 --> 01:16:14,058 You can put it down. I didn't kill him. 1353 01:16:14,792 --> 01:16:16,427 I don't believe you. 1354 01:16:16,460 --> 01:16:18,095 Don't believe what... 1355 01:16:18,128 --> 01:16:21,732 that he worked for me or that I didn't kill him? 1356 01:16:27,471 --> 01:16:30,140 Well, what if I did, hmm? 1357 01:16:30,574 --> 01:16:33,344 What if he owed me a shit ton of cash? 1358 01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:35,512 What are you gonna do about it? 1359 01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:38,182 You gonna fuck me up? 1360 01:16:38,215 --> 01:16:40,050 Avenge his death? 1361 01:16:40,918 --> 01:16:42,253 Go on, then. 1362 01:16:42,286 --> 01:16:44,388 Be as stupid as he was. 1363 01:16:48,025 --> 01:16:49,126 Fuck this! 1364 01:16:50,594 --> 01:16:52,429 Holy shit, I'm gonna die! 1365 01:16:52,463 --> 01:16:54,331 That's what I should be thinking right about now, 1366 01:16:54,365 --> 01:16:57,901 but that's not what went through my head in this moment. 1367 01:16:57,935 --> 01:16:59,837 What went through my head was, 1368 01:16:59,870 --> 01:17:02,439 "If only the fat man was skinny." 1369 01:17:56,260 --> 01:17:58,395 Well, this is it. 1370 01:17:58,996 --> 01:18:01,198 This is how my shit day ends. 1371 01:18:04,902 --> 01:18:06,503 What would you do... 1372 01:18:06,537 --> 01:18:08,339 pull the trigger for Dad? 1373 01:18:12,343 --> 01:18:15,045 Or would that make me just like her? 1374 01:18:20,451 --> 01:18:22,353 She does deserve it. 1375 01:18:29,393 --> 01:18:31,428 Nah. 1376 01:18:40,404 --> 01:18:41,572 Shit, Marv! 1377 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:45,576 Hey, hey, Marv. 1378 01:18:45,609 --> 01:18:48,879 - Is it over? - Yeah, we gotta go. 1379 01:18:59,022 --> 01:19:01,125 - Guess it's possible, bro. - What? 1380 01:19:01,158 --> 01:19:03,193 I think I got a limp in both legs. 1381 01:19:08,365 --> 01:19:10,067 It's not what it looks like. 1382 01:19:13,437 --> 01:19:14,972 Wait, wait. 1383 01:19:15,105 --> 01:19:18,275 Wait, seriously, we had nothing to do with this. 1384 01:19:18,308 --> 01:19:20,978 All we did was try and pay back Spiggs. 1385 01:19:21,011 --> 01:19:22,212 This was all The Upholsterer. 1386 01:19:22,246 --> 01:19:25,416 She was saying Spiggs stole something from her, and it... 1387 01:19:25,449 --> 01:19:27,184 got, like, kinda crazy, 1388 01:19:27,217 --> 01:19:29,987 and Marvin's been shot in the leg, and... 1389 01:19:30,587 --> 01:19:33,390 I've got to get him to a doctor pronto. 1390 01:19:34,091 --> 01:19:36,093 Hey, 1391 01:19:36,527 --> 01:19:38,629 Spiggs is dead, dudes. 1392 01:19:40,197 --> 01:19:42,533 That makes you in charge, right? 1393 01:20:00,484 --> 01:20:01,952 We doing this or what? 1394 01:20:02,486 --> 01:20:03,420 Yeah, bro. 1395 01:20:04,455 --> 01:20:06,957 We don't take risks, 1396 01:20:07,491 --> 01:20:09,059 we get nowhere. 1397 01:20:09,092 --> 01:20:10,662 It's all good, bro. 1398 01:20:14,732 --> 01:20:16,500 I got this. 1399 01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:34,384 Marvin and me never did find out 1400 01:20:34,418 --> 01:20:36,721 what the merchandise was, 1401 01:20:37,387 --> 01:20:39,289 but I still think about what it might be 1402 01:20:39,323 --> 01:20:40,758 and where it might be. 1403 01:20:41,458 --> 01:20:43,761 Like, is it back at that motel? 1404 01:20:44,294 --> 01:20:45,996 Could be. 1405 01:20:46,096 --> 01:20:48,432 And I think about breaking in and finding it, 1406 01:20:49,266 --> 01:20:50,534 but then I'm like, 1407 01:20:50,567 --> 01:20:53,637 "Nah, I never want to go back into that room. 1408 01:20:54,238 --> 01:20:56,674 All those fullas got killed over it." 1409 01:20:57,742 --> 01:21:00,077 So we're gonna stay on the straight and narrow. 1410 01:21:00,678 --> 01:21:03,013 Yep, we got big plans. 1411 01:21:03,413 --> 01:21:06,183 I'm gonna turn this shit around, Dad. 1412 01:21:06,216 --> 01:21:07,752 Make you proud 1413 01:21:07,785 --> 01:21:10,087 and show you I can do it. 1414 01:21:11,388 --> 01:21:13,624 They say there's dough in pizzas if you get it right, 1415 01:21:13,658 --> 01:21:15,526 so me and Marv are gonna learn the ropes, 1416 01:21:15,559 --> 01:21:17,594 save hard and start our own franchise. 1417 01:21:19,463 --> 01:21:22,165 We're gonna be high on the hog. You wait and see. 1418 01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:27,271 Yeah, it'll take a while, but we're gonna get there. 1419 01:21:27,504 --> 01:21:29,774 We're gonna tear it up, baby! 1420 01:21:29,807 --> 01:21:31,241 Hells yeah! 1421 01:21:51,602 --> 01:21:56,602 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 90382