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We've 6 hostages

They've 6 hostages

We've bombs They've bombs

Come within 5 minutes...

Or...

I would kill...

Fan Shi Wao...

Yes, it's me

Please don't be late. Bye

Six months and a week before

Sir Chung Yes, Over

Since Kuen and Man went to Europe to watch the World Cup

you've already visited 7 times this week

Isn't it too much for the baby?

So to Mr. Au?

He won't be that man to us

My eyes trembled this morning

So I worry about the baby

Mr. Au, open the door please!

Sir Chung, you come to see my grandson again?

I'm sorry to bother, my eye trembled

There you come early to wake me up

Damn you! What time is it?

Go home for Christ sake!

Mr. Au...

Sir, stay calm!

He looks fierce I think the baby is all right

Let's go home

What if the baby has been kidnapped?

Mr. Au

Still keep on ringing my bell

If I don't scare you away

you must think I'm Mr. Kind

I'm tired

Let me help you

Dame it... There is assassin! Save the baby

Go...

Don't be afraid. We will save you!

Ling Ling, Cha Cha get armed. Let's go in!

Yes, Sir

Get something to protect the head

Ling Ling, get some cloth

Okay

Stop!

Mr. Au

Sir Chung, you scared the baby

Mr. Au

It stinks! Is he boo boo?

Come and let me change the diaper for him

Not the baby, it's me!

You all drive me crazy

Luckily I got my diaper

Mr. Au, take good care of your health!

When Kuen and Man were here

I didn't want to say you were a liar

Sir Chung, you're not Kuen's real father

If you like a baby that much get one by yourself

What did a real father mean?

Forget it...

Kuen is the daughter of the Hong Kong Police

Then her son is the grandson of the force

The way that Mr. Au talked... He's selfish!

Forget it...

Kuen used to call me dad!

Why no calls after leaving for over a week?

I miss her so much!

Come on, life goes on

Look! We are now abandoned!

So look now!

You're cold blooded!

I want you to look now!

Why does it happen every time?

Water

Water

Hang on...

Happy birthday to you...

Oxygen...

Are you okay?

Girl, what's your name?

Fan Shi Wao

Silly name

Cutie, are you interested in joining the police force?

I've a part time job, earning $18 an hour

Three days a week

For the other 2 days in a convenient store

I've totally $6,300 per month

So why a new job? You're joking

Fight the crimes be a law protector and be responsible...

Join the police The starting salary is $15,000

Sir Chung, Q always miss you

You're so cute!

Who is Q?

The nut at the back

Chung's schoolmate in the police academy

Chung once failed to be promoted because of him

Why?

He gave the exam paper to Chung for copying

But the answers were all wrong

Q, we're back for re-training...

To add the value in life? No

Attention!

We've to help Miss Fan Shi Wao to get a smooth graduation

Get her record now

So what can I help?

Ignore anything you will see

Cover us to do things we do

You're the one I respect most

Just give me face before my subordinates...

Sir!

Sir...

Attention!

Chung Lok Hoi, now you're the monitor of the class

Take them for a welcome party

Yes, Sir!

My dad and grandpa were police

All my grandfathers too That's why I am here

Good...

PC89465, your turn

I didn't have good academic result

So did my artwork, and sport lessons

But I run fast What can it help in my career?

To be a police or a thief?

I thought of being a thief

But no that guts So I came here to be a police

It's cool to be a gangster

But a police has room and board

Hope you all like me

Your turn now, PC5354

I'm still single use to spend little money

Because my parents died 2 years ago

I've to support my brother and sister

to study abroad

We didn't have much money left

Earn as much as I can Until I found a police job

For the salary of $15,000 I've made up my mind. Great!

Fantastic...

We must help her to achieve here!

Sir, I want to go to toilet

Sir, I'm not but only to keep him a company

Because he is afraid of ghosts, so do I

Can we go together?

You come with us, Sir?

You've all your necessities in the knapsack

You must get the doll back as fast as you can

Understand? Yes, Sir...

What the hell?

Monitor, while the others were still searching for tools

Fan Shi Wao has already got the doll

Record broke... What prize should we give her?

Well done! Smart girl!

1,2...

Bitch! Shame on you!

She is kind of good girl

She pretends to get behind to wait for us!

Don't wait for us, girl!

The world is waiting for you, little girl!

No...

I know you're helping me in these days

But can you just not that obviously?

We overlooked this point indeed

and caused her being alienated

Now put aside benefactor, act normal

This is an order, got it?

Yes, Sir...

Attention!

Ready!

1,2...

Monitor, your turn

Action!

Dispart the gun Yes...

Mix them Yes...

Compose it Yes...

Is that ready?

Where's my gun?

Take it

I... Stop it

Sir, I lost my gun

How can a cop lose your gun?

Ridiculous! Run 100 laps as your punishment now

She must be upset with the gang

So, let's be friendly with her

Remember, I back you up and you back me up too, okay?

Okay, it's a deal Great!

We're in the same team

It's good to go and have a good talk with them

Well done! Fan Shi Wao

Well done? Why?

Unbelievable to fall like that!

Really? Thank you, Sir!

I'll keep in record. What's your number?

I used all my connections

The principal now allows you to pick a new number

Choose a PC number is different from phone number

Lucky, but should be hard to remember

If not, your boss will often order you to work

How about this one? Hard to remember

This one? 70343...

Seven, heaven; Four, fall... No!

Not this one...

Then give me sort of 8, 3, lucky numbers

Good numbers are all sold out

Or, they're all collected by the seniors

Why not you help me to pick one?

My dear Godfather!

Did you call me Godfather?

Did I? No...

Suddenly I thought of it then I voiced out

You know, sometimes I talked faster than I thought

I thought to wait until we picked the number

then I'll ask you whether you wanna be my Godfather

That's it?

Let's choose the number

From now on, a bully to you means a bully to me

I'm not a rich man

but I've a team of armed and energetic young men

Sure to get you a good boyfriend

Yes, Godfather

Six months later team B of Regional Crime Unit

It's not spicy enough

Silly girl, you shouldn't use pepper spray like this

Open it first, then you can see the holes

Pepper comes out from there. Look...

Look down. Why starring at me?

Police Headquarter

Senior staff guards the entrance

I'm Chung Lok Hoi Madam Lui is waiting for me

Izu Suzuki, Interpol from Japan

He'll come to help us to reform the discipline of the force

He will meet your team later

He'll be quite busy then

That depends on how your team performs

Madam, I guarantee no busy body here

His report tells the future of your team

Ask your team to be smarter!

Yes, Madam!

Shi Wao, I've a nice guy for you

He's rich, kind-hearted and cute

I'm sure you'll be happy to see him

Okay, please make a date for me

Let me arrange it

That's it

Sir, you dropped your wallet

I didn't

That's not mine too

Let's take it to the police station, okay?

You're so kind!

Sir, you want to get the Good Citizen Award?

Sure

Granny, how did he beat you?

He punched my back few times

He punched you?

What's up? She was beaten by her grandson

Oh no, what a bastard!

Granny, show me the picture of your grandson

I'll help you to teach him a lesson I haven't got it...

I caught him back, just over there

He just hit your back? How about your chest?

What a decent dud to beat an elderly this way!

You, follow me

I found Shi Wao a rich and kind-hearted man

Smart boy!

Come and help serving our guests

You too, not with your mirror

He looks great! What's up?

Great girl. Let me introduce to you. Come on...

Fan Shi Wao, the sweetest policewoman

What do you make for a living?

Selling vegetables...

Every business has its best

What is your sign? I was born in the year of Sheep

Sheep... Daughter, come over

Does this Sheep fit you?

Dad, totally unfit

Never mind. How about his type?

Have a good look!

Tell me what a bastard you are!

About what? No excuse!

Do you know playing magic?

Telling jokes to flirt girls?

Playing magic with handcuff!

Come on, show us! Show us how to get rid of the handcuff!

Shi Wao...

Come and show us the magic!

Come on, uncuff yourself...

Looks good

Great...

Grandson

Sir, go ahead of charging me but stop fooling me!

What're you looking at? Hop!

Hop! 1,2...

What's up? Mr. Chau

Do you know him? Yes, what happened?

We're doing exercise

Mr. Chau is such a busy guy

but still catch time to do exercise. Great!

Hopping... 1,2...

He is the cup of my tea

This kind? Who is he?

This bastard beat his granny

How dare you are?

No!

Mr. Chau is a good citizen!

Good citizen? But why did he force me to hop?

So, who is he?

This bastard beat his granny!

What? Beat granny...

Shi Wao, while they are fighting

let me introduce him to you

Mr. Chau, a kind-hearted gentleman

This is the beauty of our Police force...

Freeze!

She got the gun! Granny, stay calm...

You stay calm, drop the gun first

I won't! Grandson, follow me

Cool down...

Calm down! Damn you!

How can I stay calm with so many guns pointing at me?

Granny, stay calm...

Get her!

Shi Wao, are you okay?

No!

My name is Izu. An assessor sent by

the Internal Assessment Department of the Interpol

You speak Chinese very well

Where do you come from?

My father is a Japanese

My mom is a Japanese too

I see why you speak Chinese so well...

Put back our guns

We're caught with evidence

So you're in charge now

This is your territory

I'll respect your decision

Granny, if you don't pursuit, so do we

Let's forget everything, okay?

All right Never hit your son again

Thank you...

Mr. Chau, how about you?

Do you want me to keep on hopping this way?

Want it?

No...

Let's forget it

Never beat granny again

Bye...

Attention!

This is our fault...

A big fault indeed...

We admit our fault...

I wanna go to toilet

This way please

Here comes the assessor We must show him our ability

Pretend to work Yes, Sir...

Go...

I told you to go, not to crash

Go...

I'm sorry...

Sir, we got the fiber for the robbing case

3 are Burberry's, 80 are Giordano's

It tells the age and taste of the suspects ranged widely, Sir.

Sir, I need to finish the rest of the job

Sir, I suspect my mom tortured the Philippine maid

After finishing those big cases in hand

I'll go home and see

If she is dead, I'll arrest my mom at once

If not, I intend to...

sleep with her every night to protect her

Well done

But check whether she tortures your dad or not. Got it?

Yes, Sir...

So busy!

We love working. Sucks!

You've no work?

I'm surfing the websites of the Interpol

Learning never ends in life

Look! I've found a blog from the Paris police station

You know

when the Paris police are having no work

they won't pretend to work

That is no big deal to have a high tea

and get relaxed during the working hours

They've an academic term: PPPR

Paris Police Please Relax

Relaxed, then you can get a sober mind

Good for a breakthrough

Come on, guys. Get some rest

No way...

We are not used to it! No, we can't!

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. How about having hotpot

during office hour?

Best way to get relaxed

What does that Izu want?

He doesn't speak but bites Don't be afraid of him...

The five of us bite too sure we can defeat him

The satay soup smells good!

Let's copy him, no talking, okay?

Sir, you talked

Okay, we all talked, we broken even now

What did you say?

The satay soup smells great!

I'm a bit hungry! Me too

Cut the crap, let's join Wao and forget all shit!

We dumb-bells love eating hotpots!

Why no spring onions?

I'll get it... Hurry up!

Let's get relaxed!

Do you have a sober mind now?

I'm all refresh!

Are you getting better in thinking now?

Sure it works!

I got something! The case of dismemberment in 1987...

The killer is left-handed

According to the information

the cousin of the dead is left-handed too

He owned a metal ware shop in San Po Kong

The shop was closed for over 10 years

I remember there is a same metal ware shop nearby

The owner was a left-hander too

Go...

Hands up! Stand still

Come out! Drop the knife!

Freeze! On the wall!

Higher your ass!

How can you guys get it?

Freeze!

A hotpot treat solved the case of dismemberment

What may come for a dessert later?

Excuse me, Sir! Madam Lui calls

It's hard to find a capable woman

And rare to find a beauty like Lui's daughter

They're not the big deals

But a pair of capable and beautiful mother and daughter

What a great honor to meet them here!

Uncles, you're flattering me!

All compliments should go to my mom

Are you Fan Shi Wao?

I heard that you've just joined Chung's team

and accidentally concluded 2 big cases

So, you become the lucky image to them

Kylie, my daughter

Just finished her studies in Scotland Police Academy

She'll join the force soon Why not make friends with her?

Hi, where do you want to go? I'll be your guide

I want to go to toilet Fine, come with me

A nice jacket, where did you buy it?

Really? I love shopping there

Fan Shi Wao

Nana, Vito, what are you doing here?

Hang out

And we are witnessing life

Come and join us

What are they doing over there?

Those are depraved youth

They want to get a BuBu the limited edition to resale for $500

Cheap! All are duds!

Those people had already set its price for a double

But those depraved youth

are still willing to pay for it

What a society it is?

Hey, why are you here?

I went a wrong way. Now I am leaving. Bye

A resale may earn $500!

You bastards drive me mad!

You know the adults

set BuBu's price more than $1,000

Why are you guys still willing to pay?

It's your fault! Your money polluted

BuBu told me that

he doesn't mind to get him for $500, okay?

He said he doesn't mind

Bastard...

Go to see a doctor

Don't mess up here!

It's BuBu!

I got it...

Kid, how dare you steal

I dropped $500 there

$500? You...

Bastard, don't make trouble to my boyfriend!

Or I call the police

Here comes a police

Return it to him

Not this one

Honey, forget it

Love & peace, OK?

Cut that out

You speak without heart!

Hey, I'm a net singer

You know me since you dated me

When I knew you your waist was only 23 inches

Bastard! Nana

Vito

Don't be so extreme

An extremist can change the world

It's time to raise our confidence after all the cases

Let's go to the prestige Police Club

Is it a real prestige place?

Look! This building is high

So ignorant!

Look! There are so many staircases

Ling Ling, here is high class enough

Don't look it down

It is a warehouse, too

Once it was such a famous police station in Hong Kong

Sir, how can we raise our self-confidence here?

Don't count on this place We count on person

The only supervisor here he is my best friend

Sir Chung, welcome!

Hello...

Cut it out, she is not the one I mentioned

She is the subordinate of my best friend

Kiu, where is Beach?

Beach is in the beach

Here they are!

Nothing special on him

That's right, how can he raise our self-confidence?

Right. You'll get it soon

Godfather, I've got it

So do we...

Beach!

Lok Hoi, you're so late

I don't think you're that mean aren't you?

Here they are!

So they are!

Greet Uncle Beach. Uncle Beach...

They're lucky today

They witness the reunion of the beach heroes here

Heroes...

Lok Hoi and I were so famous in this Beach Police Station

We are the famous odd couple here

Luckily, he has luck and I'm tough

We solved so many cases

and kept the Pass records often

They named us Heroes of this police station

His IQ equals to zero

Once I saved him

I was bitten by a dog and almost got killed

Lok Hoi saved me by tempting it away with a bun

What kind of dog is it? A police dog

I was the trainer. I told it to sit

But it didn't understand

I knelt down to demonstrate

It jumped over and bitted me

Even he was bullied by a police dog

he didn't give up

Learn from him, his persistence

That's right. I'm still trying to overcome this phobia of dog

Look!

I spent 5 years

to make it not to bite my face

but my fingers only

I don't believe it!

You told me to relax when I'm damn busy?

Remember?

A sober mind can help a breakthrough

That's right

But it's not applied to me

Wait... There're ways

For a Chinese tradition

we asked you out is to send you a special present

This is the present for our first meet

What is the present?

This is it

I saw you having a long face last time

We want to share the significance of relaxing

with you

Having such a lovely puppy

can a cool man like you feel its sweetness?

It's a female, isn't it? Yes

Yes...

Sure a female puppy for you

What's her name? You name it...

Stephanie? Quite good...

My pal got a girlfriend by telling ghosts stories

It proves that love grows by making up ghost stories

Action! Ghosts stories time

Mr. Izu

If we tell ghosts stories will it disturb you?

Yes

We'll lower our voice then

A full moon night...

a little kid walked alone in a street

Suddenly, he felt someone following him

He dared to turn back, then...

What's then? There was a banana skin

right sticking under his shoe

But the horrible thing is that

he didn't know when he stepped on it

It's scary!

Okay, it's my turn

One night, a pregnant woman was hungry

She went to kitchen for some food

Suddenly, in the darkness

she saw a shinning shadow

It was bright, but dark somehow

She was scared to death

She walked to the shadow and looked clearly

Then, she fainted

So scary!

Then?

Next morning, she woke up...

She went to work

Work? Wow, it's really scary...

I've a story too, a true story

I've to leave now

Once upon a time, right here

A murder happened but nobody could solve the case

Murder? Yes

Tell me

It's known to us all

many public cemeteries in Hong Kong

And right here...

It wasn't

Here was a Japanese Club 50 years ago

A geisha in debt was forced

to be a prostitute

Once she performed swallowing a sword

but accidentally broke it

She swallowed all those dehisces

So? Nothing happened

So scary...

Then?

Next day, she was dead having a face with terror

How did she die?

Nobody... knows

The light is turned on and off It's scary!

I'd better go and pack up

Did you see anything?

Yes

Are you okay? No...

Don't worry, I'm here!

She must be round! Let me check!

Help...

I can't move!

It's scary...

I wish to know what he meant

He looks so charming!

He talks to ghost, stupid!

What has he splashed?

It must be holy water You think it's Pierre?

What would happen with holy water?

If it's a ghost it would vomit green stuff

Vomit green stuff...

Lighting!

Over?

He is Over, comes for fun!

Come on! You're too old to play such game

You scared me to death! Sorry

Mr. Izu won't mind it, right?

Wake up

You guys are so funny!

Even we fooled him

he didn't lose his temper

Wao, not this shifty guy

Don't give him any chance

Who posted this right here?

Who did it?

I did

Mr. Izu sent it here That's why I posted it

Are you nuts? What is it?

The Tokyo Interpol is recruiting interns

A high-class residence in Roppongi Hill provided

Learn to fly an airplane

If Wao sees it, surely she will apply

If she is recruited, she will go to Tokyo

So I said you're nuts

If she goes, I'd lose her!

Selfish!

Why don't let her go to see the world?

But that is Tokyo!

A city has too many attractions

In Kabuki, there are AV artists

There she may become the AV girl

Then we can only see her in those adult films

Wait

So, let me try my luck

I always want to be Av star

So many agents came to me in the adult shops

Over, if you are interested

I advise you to try in Korea first

Their super storytelling can cover all your inferiority

Stay here to take care of your sister

Who's our little sister, Sir? It's Wao

You love girl more than boy

Who is my boy?

He treats us as fathers

Stay, bad boy! Money, please

Nana

can you steal Mr. Izu's dog for me?

I'm a net singer. How can I steal?

I just want to hide it for 2 days I'll return it to him later

He'll be grateful Then we may fall in love

That's okay, my best friend!

Mr. Izu

Miss Shi Wao Are you Busy?

Yes! Busy

So you must get relaxed. You know relax?

It'll make you think better

I read the website of the Tokyo Interpol

They'll take for an exam

So I bought one for reference

You want to be a Tokyo Interpol?

Yes

I really want to be a Interpol

Very good. Do you understand it?

Actually, not so

but I will try my best

You want to understand it?

No, I want to understand you

To know what's in your mind

I can feel that you're so deep

Deep as an ocean

Don't care about me. I'm weird

Help!

Don't move! Put down the dog

I want to... Stephanie...

but it won't let go Stay...

Come on

Damn it...

Stephanie, stay! Good girl

Are you okay?

My name is Nana, a net singer

If you are interested

come to visit my blog

The address is www.nanasecret.com.hk

Lady

What do you want?

His dog bit me, so chat with him

What's wrong with it, Madam?

I'm a cop from team B of the Regional Crime Unit

If you feel sick, go to a doctor

Or you can send me an e-mail

My e-mail address is fanshiwao@hongkongpolice.com

Thanks for the co-operating with police

Call me if anything urgent

Best friend...

Take care! Best friend Love and Peace

Please send me to Hospital

When Nana called you madam

I felt that you're friends

You've got a wrong target

Understand, Mr. Izu

Miss Shi Wao

I'll make a report

about your performance objectively

You can go to work in Tokyo

You do me a favor as to get

an evidence about Chung team's misbehavior

I'll consider you for internship in Tokyo

Then, Intern, Tokyo Interpol

may be written on your resume in future

Get what I need, then give it to me

Fan Shi Wao, this is the beginning of a team with me

Is Shing there? Yes, I'm Over

A jewelry shop is opened right opposite to our police station

So I called to check

whether you wanna rob it or not

I know you engage in piracy business

But not for the rest of your life

Add your value now

Hey... Hopeless!

Why so hard working?

I'm busy! Let's chat at lunchtime

This is from team B of Regional Crime Unit of the West Kowloon Police Station

Ms Chan, you were beaten by your boyfriend last year

He is still in jail, fine

Do you have a new boyfriend?

I'm not flirting you but reminding you to get a new one

If the same case happens to you or your friends again

you can call us for help

Inspector Cheung are you following any cases?

Do you need help?

Not in your secondary school? How about another school?

So you promote? You're superintendent now?

No, it's Dean of Discipline

Have your students involved in any fight?

How about taking drugs?

Even no harassment?

Godfather, it is time for a break!

It's teatime. What do you want?

Nothing in this month

Brunch too Why?

My mom invites my dad and me to her wedding party

I must go

No, back to work

Sir, I want to go out for a while

No, no permission

No, I'm going out for investigation

Investigation? Kim Hung Sir

Make an investigation on his investigation

Yes, Sir!

Are you going out for investigation?

Yes... What case is it?

None of your business!

You give me hard time?

You've to work

Godfather, what's wrong with you guys?

I'm too selfish

The Tokyo Interpol recruits interns

I didn't want you to know about it

But you know... Think...

A girl should get any chance to become Cinderella

But many people are on this waiting list

So we tried to get more cases and work harder

to let you have a better resume

Because of you

we gain back the team spirit of working

But if you leave

we may possibly lose all the spirit

If we want to see you again

we'll gain the spirit again!

This is the circle of life!

Shi Wao...

All right, you guys stop helping me

Why?

They've high-tech and decorative headquarters

It is just next to the JR

Two famous department stores are just next to it

I can tell you how to go to Number Nine & Undercover

Really? Can you tell me too?

It's not your style That's right

You're too old to learn it

Back to work! Yes...

Ling Ling

Tell you a secret

Don't tell anybody

Mr. Izu...

He's a devil

You may not believe it

I'm a devil too

Kim Hung, tell you a secret

But don't tell anybody

You know? It's hard to keep secret!

So I've to tell you!

No!

Let me tell you a secret Don't tell anybody

Get the phone

Hello

I told you that I'm not going back for dinner

Is it enough?

Izu is such a scum! Ask all men to come for a meeting

That bastard wants to ruin

the relationship between Wao and us

We've only two choices

First, let's give him a show

We try to act lazy

Let she get the proof to him as the merit

Or, get a sack and some rods

Then follow Izu secretly

and beat him well

A final choice is

not using an ordinary sack but a recycle sack instead

Vote! Who wants to act?

Who wants sack and rods?

Who wants a recycle sack?

Sir, why didn't you vote? Vote for hell!

Izu, if you have guts

come to our place right now

We want a fight with you

Remember, get two persons to help

Because there is no ambulance for you

And all the phones here will be out of order later

We'll save the recycle sack too

I don't want to embarrass Shi Wao

So get her out of here. Yes, Sir!

Shi Wao, a big news!

Free hair set and massage in a beauty shop

I don't know whether they use real shampoo or not

Go and make report to me, okay?

Be careful, it's a dangerous job

Why do you bring two girls here?

From this moment, it's a duel between men

I can tell. You guys are so immature

None of your business!

We'll stand back to back

walk 10 steps away. Then shoot

See who will die! Pick your gun now

I want that one

Get it

Okay?

No...

Come on, I won't give it a damn!

Jump! Jump again!

I won't give it a damn!

Kick me down if you can

What do you want?

Izu wants to alienate us so we want a duel!

Fly when you've wings but not with them

Or you can be a fool forever

Wrong!

She is Shi Wao, not a fool

Say sorry now

Now, I make my words

I'll solve a big case within 3 days

If I fail, we will never see Shi Wao anymore

Three days?

He plays fire. Let us the crouching tigers

give him a great lesson!

Go to get some stunning information Yes, Sir...

Any information? Yes, Sir...

Sir, I got informed that

Snaky Ming is going to marry Lin

I paid $500 as wedding gift for each of you

Please pay me back

You kidding? We used to give $300 for a wedding gift

Why did you give him so much?

I haven't seen such a true love for a long time!

I'm too emotional to make a wrong decision

How about you?

A supreme game will be released soon

I got this news from the net too Save it! Your turn

Mrs. Chan and Long Hair are brothers

Stunning! We pass it to

scandal magazine. How about you?

This is not that stunning

Adidas is now on sale, 20% off

For members, 5% more

Sir, Adidas shops close at 10:00 p.m.

Sir...

This is most useful

You all work too hard and overlook this one

Let's go shopping first... Yes, Sir...

Then we go to get information. Go...

I'm so exciting...

I haven't shopped in there for years

See whether I would get any suits my size...

Wait!

I got something too

I found this recorder in M's Restaurant

Snaky Ming, we buy a gang's business

Had you got it done for me?

I asked many gangs already They were not interested

I'll check for you

after my honeymoon, okay?

Bastard, Ming didn't inform us about this good news

I go to get back the wedding gift!

Let's make good use of it

Let Ming introduce us for the deal

Then we catch them all

Godfather, I'll disguise as the gangster I'm so nervous!

Stay cool but keep smiling

Otherwise they can tell, understand?

Got it

I'm a cunning man!

You can call me Mr. Cunning

I'm a man of danger!

Or you call me Mr. Danger

She is San, our boss

Mr. Cunning, you look smart

Not anyone can carry this name Cunning

Right! How can you be so cunning that

buying a triad business!

You're really something!

I'm cunning, right?

How cunning am I?

I always deny my words!

Damn cunning...

So how can I make a deal with you?

I told you I'm cunning!

I lied. In fact, I won't lie

He is fooling us. Let's not waste our time

May I borrow your phone?

Police station? Your home is on fire!

See? I dare to fool cops

Even the firemen!

You're damn cunning...

Now, you're in trouble!

They'd check your number! What a cunning guy I am!

That sucks!

How dangerous?

You won't believe it

Tell me

Why should I tell if you won't believe it?

I'm cunning enough. I won't believe you

Damn cunning

Let's make a contract

I'll go to your place tonight

We aim at the contract signing

Then we'll catch them

Times up, let's get ready

Yes, Sir...

Mr. Danger

Looking at our office setting up as a triad's turf...

I feel so strange! What?

This place looks better

Hard to tell the good and evil sometimes

Sir Chung

This is our first big case these years

I feel a bit nervous

First, I may kill this time

And, I may be killed too

If it happens, please take care of Wao

Take care of Wao?

I said, in case it happens!

You never care about me!

Or love me, you just love your daughter

You must love her more before she marries

Marriage is another story

I worry whether she can get married

What's up? Is everything ready?

Wait

God of Justice Kwan's knife is on left hand

No! The target is coming

They'll notice it

Brother Kwan, please help Time is not enough now

Turn it to left then!

What's it?

The God of Justice and Longevity are all Gods

Same as taxi and bus, they're vehicles

Mr. Cunning, we almost arrive

Mr. Danger is waiting for us

SPL, go down and delaying them

Stay calm...

We take long time for traffic

I'm sorry, Mr. Cunning

This is the richest location in the suburb

Who is that guy? The bodyguard of our boss

SPL

What's wrong with you?

Is your friend sick?

Drop your weapon before you go

I'm so cunning! I won't scare you

Welcome...

Welcome to Kowloon Hall

What a nice place!

Yes, this is our own property

It's over 100,000 sq. ft.

We rob and kill for money in all these years

to build this headquarter

You're rich and powerful indeed

What entertainments you have here?

Sign the contract first, okay?

Not yet

Can I visit your whorehouse first?

Sure, but some girls are taking bath

They'll come back soon

Pander Cha, call them back

Sure... right away

This way please

Help... I want a whorehouse

Half an hour? Damn you!

Hooker...

This is where we worship God of Justice Kwan

This statue looks like God of Longevity?

That is God of Longevity! We respect piety and righteousness

So, this is a crossover of two Gods, their beliefs

His name is God of Kwangevity

Yeah, you just won't believe it

Our oldest member is 130 years old

But he walks faster than us

Look, I am not that young I'm eighty something

You look good, man!

Gentlemen, the whorehouse is open now

Please turn

Walk straight

Now, most whoring business is back to the headquarters

For more income, and quality of girls

We earn millions a year by serving our members

Morning, boss!

Damn you!

Such kind of girls made you millions a year...

complaint?

Mr. Cunning, you've a good taste

Not alike most of our customers

We make money whoever comes to us

Wait! Why that chick looks like

Pander Cha?

She is Pander... Cha's sister

We do anything for the group even using our relatives

I want to go home

Why can't you stand some pain?

I had no business for six days. I'm bored

Poor you! What's your name?

Isabella

Poor girl! But since you're a whore

I must take some advantages!

Wait! It's charged $1,000. Pay now

Try it! This is my treat!

Don't be silly! This is my territory

Sure I treat

Really? That's right...

We are generous to our VIPs

like we can produce money in the bank

Hey, we've a money printing machine

Let's go and take a look

I want a squeeze! Go...

This one, like a vending machine

Actually, it is a printer for counterfeit money

Let me show you May I have a thousand note

Sure Give it to me

It's so real!

Same number, same fold mark and quality

This is a high-tech machine

Give me back the original one and check

That's for the printing cost You can't take it back

What is it?

Bullet-proof vest

Mr. Sai, please explain All right

Kim Hung's stuff?

Yeah, we killed a cop 2 days ago

And his name is Kim Hung

Good! Killing cops is heroic!

His most valuable thing is this vest

We picked it and cleaned it

What a nasty name of such a bastard cop!

Kim Hung, come home!

Kim Hung is a bastard

Go home and go to hell!

Come home and go to hell...

Good...

Good...

Enough? Yes!

He looks like you. Your brother?

No, he's his dad

His dad's photo at his youngest days

When I was small my dad always worked so hard

No time for me

So he got mad and killed him

We played game often

We shoot and kill

He killed his dad. Why are you so happy?

Shame on you! Yes, what a shame...

I love it! Let's sign the contract now

Damn it!

Here come the girls

Who are you?

Pander Beach, the manager of the whores

I've many good chicks at hand

but on vacation

But something great today!

Copper Chick, Silver Chick, Plastic Chick

Are they nice? Boss

No way

You're so attractive now

You can leave now

Let's go for contract signing

I come to rob!

Freeze...

Spread...

Over... Action!

My eyes swell. I can't get the target

Off the light. I'll get the night vision receptor

Over, turn off the light

Shit, I can't get it!

So, on the light now. Wait

I got a flash bomb

Close your eyes. Let me throw it

Then, we rush out

Sorry! I threw a smoke grenade!

Watch out, Wao!

Sir Chung...

Wao, watch out!

Kim Hung, I'm scared

I get hurt!

Take care of me...

Hong Kong police, you're under arrest

Sorry

I'm dying!

It's okay...

Wait... I want to see my wound

Sure...

Why it's a pack of minced beef?

No, it is your wound

I'm sorry, Over

Never mind, all men have scars on their body

The mark of success

I told you to call for ambulance

Why all police vehicles?

I didn't call them

Attention!

We all know what happened

We've got the information

So we set the CCTV

You know, we have high technology

Why not report

such a big case to us?

If we do it

he'll be in prison forever

Now, because of your incapability

the criminals had all gone

and some injured

So, why didn't you come to help?

I thought you are experienced to handle it

Attention!

Pretty girl, pretty nails!

How pretty? Not you

Have a chat

Thank you, teatime...

Why do you go out?

Come and help! Okay...

Can you hack into their CCTV system?

Sure!

Will they find it out

and monitor us in their CCTV again?

I know you are forced to do so

If you are on my side, I can make you stay

I want you to testify them

Who are they? Chung and his fellows

Who is Chung and his fellows? The guys out there

Got it

Come and look...

my daughter will join the force later She needs help

Since you are a lucky image and look cute

I want you to assist her

As a silly girl like you in the force

it's not a good place for you

We are women, you can count on me

I'll fix Sergeant Chung

Make a decision yourself

Come and let me handle it for you

Shit! O mouth appears!

Madam Cordon this place

Maybe you won't understand

We are on the same side

Let's play mahjong! You're kidding?

Wao has lost her future now

Let's play and let her win

So she won't get lost

Understand

Anyway, we're a team, okay?

Guys, it's time for my trump card

My dad has a good relation with the Chief

He is my relative Why didn't you tell us?

You didn't ask

Okay, let's beg him for a chance

Just leave this tough job to us

Wao, go and take care of Over

OK, you guys have confidence?

Yes...

Mom

Why do you dress so silly?

I didn't study in the Scotland Police school

but the fashion about Scotland skirts

What is it? Fashion Design!

My dream isn't being a police

What is it then? To be a model!

Ridiculous! Ridiculous?

Everyone has different dream

Someone may like it

My net-friends, Vito

Ling, Ming, Ping, and King

They all want to be models

None of my business

Let me explain to you

HK Media groups suck!

They're all discontent Read the magazines...

all women were wearing low cuts, bikinis

deep V dresses or spreading legs

Terrible!

So we want to change their damn minds

Damn! You know what you're talking about?

How?

To kidnap all those magazine's owners

Wake them up I bought something on the net

We need money, your help. What is it?

Guns

Nuts! I've to arrest you!

You're so stubborn!

Run!

I've to arrest you! I won't let go...

Freedom!

Kylie...

Hi, I'm Kylie's friend, a model too

I'm late, you know all models are used to be late

Have they finished the meeting?

You are under arrest!

Please cooperate with us

There will be many reporters later

Look at your face! How can be a cover girl?

I made some soup for you

I like cream soup only I know

Mushroom cream soup in Chinese style

For drinking or massaging?

For drinking

And this for massaging. You've acnes

Better now?

Yes, I've gained my appetite now!

Please return your guns

Really? Okay... Bye!

Over, Sergeant Chung has convinced the Commissioner

We are all right now

Really? We'll have a party later on

They've no fun

Don't go

Special news

An organized arms possession happened in Central

The police arrested a suspect, a model

Now she turns to be the stained witness

5 women and a man are on the wanted list

Kylie Mok, the daughter of Superintendent Lui

The other 4 are self-claimed female models

and Vito Liu, the suspect conspirator

They are armed

and extremely dangerous

Nana Yes, Vito

Are you Okay? Do you need me?

No, Cici, Mimi and Didi are with me

Bye!

I must deliver something. Wait for me

What's that?

Someone bid my toy in Yahoo

Are you kidding? We are fugitives!

If I don't do it, I would be blacklisted

I cannot tarnish my name in Yahoo

We may depend on it to make a living

Vito, will you dump us?

No

You are late. You'll be blacklisted!

Was it the Police club about 10,000 sq. ft?

Only 3 visitors so far... as you mentioned in your blog?

Prestige Police Club

Where are the other two?

They went back home

Why am I so honest?

Vito...

What's next?

We can lock him in the cell downstairs

There are 8 rooms, only one has a bathtub

I'll take that room. All right

Vito, I need a bath too, okay?

This dress made me so sweaty!

Wow, good figure!

Your arms get thinner

How did you make it? Damn! I've got pimples here

Look!

I'll give you some cream

They are the wanted models

Look at the way you are

How can you find so many models to work for you?

What's your attraction?

Because I treat them as human!

Good point. How?

I won't stare at them with any fantasy like you do

Mr. Vito

I wish to do something for the modeling

Let me help, please?

No way!

He wants to arrest us only

How can you tell?

Why can't I be an undercover successfully?

Vito!

Don't pull a long face!

We are having party, cheer up!

If Wao knows she's the only target

can she be happy then?

She's here...

Godfather, I'm so depress!

Who heats you up?

My best friend's lover was involved to be wanted now

I treat all of them as my best friend

When I want to comfort my best friend

She told me that her friends can do better

That means the best friend whom I treat

she doesn't take me as her best friend

Silly girl, we are your best friends

Good friends grow to be best friends together

That's right

Uncle Beach seems not in here Yes

Sorry, pest control for the club today

It's closed today

Bye...

Let's go then

No way! We'd booking

Can Uncle Beach make less mistakes?

Did you smell something wrong?

Yes, perfume

It's perfume mix pesticide

Right, they are the models

Are those wanted models?

They wear masks. I'm not sure

Possibly there come

the pest control who had perfumes spraying

Don't bullshit. I'll count 1,2,3

Standby our guns

1,2...

But our guns are returned

Let's call the police when I count 1

Shut up...

Why do you dress up?

Get lost! Did you think about the result?

Who cares but a timid fellow?

Did you call the police?

Yes... the SDU and the anti-terrorist unit are coming soon

So do all armies

Plan changed

We want a negotiation. We want to go to...

Borneo! Why Borneo?

First, my uncle lives there

We can live in his house

Second, there is no extradition ordinance

Can we be models in Borneo?

Sure. Yes!

Wao, we need you to be our spokesman

Who is it?

We've six hostages They've 6 hostages

We have bombs They've bombs

Come within 5 minutes

Or...

I'll kill...

Fan Shi Wao...

Yes, that's me

Please don't be late. Bye!

Why you want to kill me?

I used to say your name

It's no need to put the photo in your pocket

Why not, if you don't mind

This is a remote place no shop for any souvenir

Take this picture

and be my granddaughter

Your hands feel dry for holding the gun so long

Want some hand-cream? Sure

I want to go to toilet Let's go with you

Where are you going?

Stand still

Damn!

I always worry that I would lock up myself here

So I got a spare key

I found it useful today!

Call the police, and I go to save Wao

You know the way?

Follow me Yes...

Get the hostage here

Forget to tell you that they'd gone

What is it now?

Your daughter's gang are having Wao as hostage

Kim Hung and Beach go to save her

Negotiation needs sincerity Let me handle it

I'm the negotiator

What do you want?

All kids should be

well educated since childhood

Bully the old but not to a young one...

Damn it

are you sending a priest to us?

I'm sincere

Why should I trust you?

To show my sincerity I tell you that two men

attack you behind

You are betraying us! What's matter with you?

Damn! Squat!

I turn my men in. Am I sincere enough?

Listen, send us to Borneo

And release my buddy Paris

You get it?

I'm the negotiator, hi

Got it? Here comes Paris

Paris Kylie, surrender now!

Tell me what you want Paris

Kylie, this is Paris. Hello

Paris! Did the cops torture you?

Are you okay?

Very good! Even in the cell, I'm okay

Balanced diet, frequent exercises sleep well

I'm getting skinny!

They fix the time to watch TV and netsurf

It's good for me

I'd been a cover girl, you know?

I'm so proud of you!

Many reporters here!

Paris!

Beauties

natural light is good to us better than

the flash in the photos taking

Let's go out now

Great! Let's go...

What did you say?

We're doing something big!

Being a cover girl is our dream

What?

Let's scream for help

No, he's crazy. Let's stay calm

For how long?

You gals want to go out?

Wear it back! Nobody can leave here

Come on, be good!

They've right to do it. Shut up!

Go on

I'll shoot!

We have guns too

Police!

They will surrender, but have requests

All friends here please take great pictures for them

Don't cry. It looks ugly!

Kylie!

Kylie!

When will the SDU arrive?

Within 3 minutes, Madam

When they arrive, take action immediately

Madam, I think I can convince Vito

How?

Shi Wao

Is she you want? Yes...

My solution comes! Give me 3 minutes

What can I do?

Chan, you're in-charge now Yes, Madam

Li, you're in charge Yes, Sir!

Chung... I'm in-charge. Thank you, Sir!

Wao, I now order you to go

Thank you, Sir!

Why don't you take more rest?

Sir, I want to participate

Actually, I care about you

Watch out, son!

Why come back? I would kill. I swear!

I've brought you a friend

Can you bring him with you?

The 108th BuBu, limited edition

It is BuBu, but not that BuBu!

Police won't be that easy

I know you. I wait for you downstairs of your house

Why do you cry?

Stay! Not for me. It must be a trick

A flash bomb or something shit!

What bomb is it?

I won't take back any present I sent out

No, I don't want it. Take it back...

Kylie

Present again?

No, I'm Kylie's mom

I came to be hostages with her

Your mom looks sneaky!

SDU will come and kill after 2 minutes

Let us die together

Let me come to your place

No, go out...

The SDU will come within a minute

You still have time to surrender

No way!

All right

I've a last request

That's my bottom line

I want to be free, an amnesty!

Okay, a happy ending

No, Law is the footstone of Hong Kong

So, he should be in court

Are you crazy?

Once he steps out, arrest him

What's wrong with you?

One should be responsible for the mistake

Vito, I bet you learnt it before

Get a shoot

Or it would be a shame in this case

Freeze!

Shoot me...

Freeze...

Well done!

Why?

I have been starring from head to tail

Why didn't they cheer for me?

You're capable, but the junior one

They'll respect the seniors first

Hi...

You guys solved a big case in 3 days

Very good!

Very Good!

Michelle

Thanks... Where you go, Michelle?

Actually, it's his dog

You're qualified to be an intern in Paris now

I go to Paris to be an intern

Bye!

No one can go to Paris

without Godfather's permission

Cordon this place...

Close the Paris airport too

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