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Officer Fong Lai Kuen you were a top student in the academy

You have outshone yourself and made the police force proud

Thank you, madam

Which department would you like to join?

I would like to join the Tsz Wan Shan Crime Unit

To assist Officer Chung and his team

To serve and protect the community madam!

You are very loyal to your friends

Thank you, madam

But you should try different departments

To challenge yourself and broaden your horizons

Madam, you have supreme wisdom

I am willing to dedicate myself...

and learn new things...

From different departments, madam

Mr. Leung, calm down You want some water?

Mr. Leung, calm down

Come back down

The negotiator is here, sir

43 years old, banker

Married, owes $30 billion

Just had a baby girl

How old?

A newborn

How old?

Two months old

Out of the way!

Out of the way...

Calm down! Relax!

Take Team A and sneak up across the railing

You take Team B down to 38th floor

Climb out the window and back up

Team C, you take the files

Go, go, go...

Buddy, wait!

Look at me! Want a woman?

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother...

You're stayin' alive

Stayin' alive...

Land mine destructive power of 45 metres radius

Turkish made

In 2001 a shipment came to Hong Kong via Vietnam

German made cables

Unlimited supply in Hong Kong

Sir, I've opted to stop the clock

Instead of detonation which will help forensic tests

Shit!

I didn't bring pliers!

Got it!

Freeze... Stay calm!

Take it easy... Stay calm!

Stay Calm! Freeze!

Stay calm

Careful!

Take it easy. Stay calm...

Freeze!

Help!

Bomb!

Run...

It's going to blow, run

Seal off a 100 mile radius

Wing, block off the road

Please take down the number, sir

103-036993 put the insurance compensation in there

Good news...

Kuen is coming back!

Uncle Seven and I shared a cake once

His only family is this Bony Tongue Fish that he's kept for 20 years

I must keep it alive for him

Uncle Seven passed away a month already

Yes!

Daddy

Uncle Tak, uncle Kwai

Come in

Thank you... Come in...

You're looking good

Chuen! Yes

Change the water

Yes

Why didn't you ask me to pick you up?

I'm famished

I'll prepare dinner

You can rest. I'll cook tonight, okay?

No, I've been sitting at the gatepost all day

I'll turn into stone soon

Then go take a nap

No

Out. No

Why do you want me to nap?

You want to carry a stone? Help!

Don't move

Chuen. Yes

Watch madam, stay until she falls asleep

Excuse me, are you asleep?

I'm sleeping!

Sleeping!

What are you doing?

I promised to cook for your dad tonight

Just be patient

Bye

Chuen, where's my sea bass?

In the toilet

What are you cooking?

Sea bass

Then what fish is this?

Then what fish is this?

Could it be in the kitchen?

We'll help you find it

Have you two seen the Bony Tongue Fish?

No? What's going on?

Chuen said he lost Uncle Seven's fish

Maybe the cat took it?

I'll help you find the cat

What are you cooking?

Chinese medicine

Smells like fish

Chinese medicine and fish

Chinese medicine and fish are Fu's favorite

We'd love to take a look

Man

I'll show you something outside

What is it?

It's good stuff, we'll go out first

We have to find that Bony Tongue Fish

Something good? Yes

What is that?

Man, what's there to look at?

That's right...

Actually, I have a zit in my ear

What?

Can someone pop it for me?

Yes. Really?

It's too small to pop

Kuen why so much ginger and green onions?

Ginger to rid the smell and green onions for taste

They compliment the fish

Then add the medicine, the ginger

Fish...

Delicious...

Have more...

What is it?

It looks like that Bony...

Like Bony...

Pony?

Shouldn't eat too much

Wait a minute!

Stop pretending!

My tongue of 60 years experience in fish eating tells me

The bone structures of sea bass and this fish

Are totally different

This is no sea bass but the Bony Tongue Fish

What?

Uncle Seven!

Who did that?

Chuen, kneel down

Take the fall for her and I'll raise your salary 7 times

It was him

You?

It's my fault, sir I was having some fun

Having some fun?

No, I was careless!

Careless?

Your careless fun cost me the fish

In the old days

I would chop you up and throw you into the sea

Damn it!

Too bad I've quit the Life

We haven't quit yet

How could you do it!

Do you want to die?

I want to kill you, idiot

Freeze

Drop your weapons, put your hands up

Kuen I thought you quit the police force

and started a beauty salon with Sergeant Chung?

That's right!

It's an occupational habit

Forgive Chuen, he's a good guy

Why not give him a chance? Just punish him a little

Chuen, I'm disappointed in you!

Chuen, don't wobble!

Stand up straight!

Hello, Sergeant Chung?

Yes...

What is it?

Yes, got it...

Yes, okay

I have an assignment

Sir

Madam Cha approved your application to be on my team

Thank you, Sergeant Chung

Here's your first assignment

Yes

Don't move!

Take out your bank machine card

Okay

Put it in

Select withdrawal

Transaction advise slip?

No

Take out $3,000

Only $1,500 left

Only $1,500? Are you serious?

Aren't you with that rich guy?

Abort operation

Will you pay me back?

Sergeant Chung, you're under arrest

You have the right to remain silent anything you say...

will get around to all our colleagues

What's going? Over

You are a law keeper and a family man

Why are you lying to your family?

You lied to me and now Kuen too...

Madam Cha gave me an assignment yesterday...

We are to protect the Empress from Puerto Risi arriving tomorrow

Where is Puerto Risi?

Probably next to Puerto Rico

I'm in charge of their itinerary and accommodations

Madam Cha gave me $80,000 for the expenses

Did you lose the money?

I'm human, I need to rest too

I fell asleep on the bus

When I woke up the money was gone

The job doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg

I'll give her a discounted price

We'll make the Hong Kong Police proud

Thank you!

Welcome...

My name is Chung I'm in charge of the security

My team

Man Po, Royal security consultant

The Empress is easy going

Don't speak unless she does

Understood...

No photos or autographs, okay?

OK

Start the simple but extravagant welcoming party. Go!

Go...

Kuen forget about the eye drawing ceremony

Good!

Very Good!

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Very Good! Good!

Thank you!

Hello

Hello... Hello...

Good!

Thank you!

You're welcome

The Puerto Risi anthem. Rise!

This hotel is totally exclusive...

for VIP guests only

Hello!

Welcome, your Royal Highness!

Where's your father-in-law?

On a vegetarian vacation back in a few days

Who has stayed here before?

Einstein

Bush

Mr. Mak

Martin Scorsese

Van Gogh

Genghis Khan

What services do you offer?

We have everything. What would you like?

Massage?

No

Yes, who wants a massage?

Me

She's a masseuse would you like to shower first?

Would you like the soup of the day?

Any blind masseuse?

She's blind now

Let me explain the facilities in this room

There's a TV, a table, a sofa and a bed

And pillows too!

What is this?

A souvenir from the hotel

Thank you

Excuse me... where is the safe?

Kuen...

Passport

I'm not sure why you insist that this is a hotel...

but I'm admire your thoughtfulness

I also admire the Hong Kong Police team spirit

I will bestow you with the highest honor of Puerto Risi

Kiss my right foot

Sergeant Chung. Yes

After you

Really?

From the lowest rank up

Thank you, sir!

Come... don't be shy!

Also, I think you are all too uptight!

I hope you can treat this as your home

You shouldn't have dumped that one...

If you don't want it then it's gin for me

Where are you?

I know

You know? Well?

That's right

You're all here!

Yes, playing mahjong

Man

Man, I'm working

Very hard

Really? What work?

Let's go to our room and work on us

This is Man, my boyfriend

She's an Empress She'll be here for three days

Tasha you have more important things to do

You'll meet Han Yang tomorrow you must be very alert

Oh, yes, your highness...

There are mosquitoes

That's enough, back to work

GoGoGo...

This tastes better?

You finished all my ice I have no ice for my Coke

Do you have a fever?

You looked at her

Who looked at who?

What?

She played with all my ice

Don't be such a baby

Don't play with ice

What's wrong with playing with ice?

Nothing

Right

Let's go play with ice

Madam, I have a complaint

Yes

Can you not take home your work in the future?

Working at home I could spend more time with you

Can you quit being a police?

No! I inherited my father's ideals of being a police

But have you considered that some day you'll have a child?

Will you feed the baby while you catch a crook?

Yes!

Police, freeze, drop your weapon

You have the right to remain silent

anything you say may be used against you in a court of law

Wait

Son, hurry up

Mommy has to arrest a crook, drink up

It's funny!

Workaholic

I am

Stop goofing around

I'm a goof

Can you be serious?

I am a goof

I was just kidding

Stop!

True, you're beautiful tasteful and rich

But you steal!

I'm very disappointed in you

I want you to write a letter of repentance

Admit your fault

And seek psychiatric help...

What is it?

Who needs a shrink?

She does...

Don't tick me off or you'll be in trouble

Forget it, Kuen

As a police, you hurt the very person you were protecting

Are you remorseful?

Very remorseful. How about you?

I'm very angry

But wisdom tells me to remain calm

Madam, your EQ and IQ are very high

You're an inspiration in the police force

But I can't calm down

I'm angry and not amused

I'm sorry, madam

I don't know how to make it easier just accept the reality

Hand over your gun

Are you kidding?

And your police I.D.

I...

The gun

The Police I.D

Police I.D., not membership I.D

Any chance you'll change your mind?

Yes, turn around and leave right now

I come from Chiu Chow

MADAM!

Madam Cha, what are you up to?

Your people hurt the Empress Are you remorseful?

Yes, I'm at fault

But wisdom tells me to remain calm

Let me introduce you to...

Interpol director, Mr. Ford

Greetings

The suave one here is Interpol Chief...

who's also an expert in criminology and love Mr. Chueng Man Po

This handsome one is a rising star in the force...

who's Man Po's assistant, Kim Hung

Tasha, the Empress of Puerto Risi

is actually an undercover agent for the Interpol

PC 77627

She married the Emperor of Puerto Risi

to investigate the Emperor's activities...

with international smugglers dealing in object d'art

I also became a bodyguard for them

To assist 77627

We fully immersed ourselves in our new identities

PC77627 has been using ICQ to correspond with Han Yang...

the head of the smuggling ring

She has spent three years...

gaining his trust as his cyber lover

We're going to Shanghai via Hong Kong...

to meet Han Yang

We planned to sacrifice her sexuality to him

And infiltrate his organization

Unfortunately...

The doctor said PC77627 must rest for at least 3 days

That bad?

Has anyone been punished for this yet?

Yes, Kuen has been suspended already

What can The Police force do for you?

There is something

Broadband internet

I'll ICQ Han Yang pretending to be the Empress

And postpone tomorrow's meeting in Shanghai

He's Uh-Oh back

Han Yan, it's been a long time

I miss U. U miss me?

I miss U very much

Kuen!

This is a top-level top-secret meeting What are you doing here?

That's right

Come out here

Come on!

You're a disgrace

Kuen, what do you want?

What are you doing here?

Damn!

It's on net meeting mode

Everyone out of the way

You stay put!

Tasha

You are...

You finally decided to meet me!

How come I don't see you?

You look more elegant...

than I imagined

Don't forget our meeting

Kuen, be serious

He's the leader of the smuggling ring Han Yang

Since he mistook you for 77627

Let's make the best of it

From this moment on...

you will be the Empress of Puerto Risi Tasha

An upper-class socialite

Officer Fong, welcome back

We'd like you to take on a special assignment

Again?

We don't mind if you go sexy

Go where?

Shanghai

Peace Hotel

Remember, you're called Tasha

Han Yang has won numerous awards as a stage actor

He is full of drama

He loves dramatic exchanges

Does it hurt?

Shall we have lunch?

Sure!

What would you like?

Steamed buns

The more mysterious you are the more he wants you

But...

Drunken Chicken side dish!

Drunken Chicken side dish!

You must be warm and cold to him

Are you okay?

Sometimes, I feel I'm very mysterious

Are you really lonely?

He's taking the bait, don't reel him yet

Pull your hand in

Let him look but not touch

Let him sense the drama

Plan B

Miss, that gentleman sent you this glass of red wine

Tasha, cheers!

What a pain!

Who is that?

Ex-boyfriend

He came all the way from London for me

Tasha!

Hello

I'm Alexander, Tasha's ex-boyfriend

Do you mind?

Alexander dabbles in the arts also

Correct, in London...

I do Chinese paintings of the human anatomy

Tasha was one of my models

Kuen, order some vinegar

Miss, give me some vinegar

A dollar per dish

But that gentleman paid for you already

Tasha

Cheers!

What is he up to?

He's my ex-husband

Man Po!

Honey!

Alexander!

Sweetheart!

You see each other a lot?

Ignore him, just whisper and laugh

Big actors are like that

The less dialogue you give him the more he will mug a scene

Don't misunderstand There's nothing between us

We're just friends

I treat my friends very well

Shit, we've overdone it

On the contrary he's become our male lead

Tasha, I must speak with you

Tasha, what is your goal in life?

Sense of satisfaction

What kind?

To steal, without getting caught

Steal what?

The most treasured, the most expensive

The most famous one in Shanghai now is...

the French Red wine in the Norwegian Club

La Controlerie 1698

It's over 300 years old

It's the most precious and perfect French wine

US$15,000,000

Exciting?

Yes. I'll get this one!

We have to steal it you need to pay me ten million U.S. dollars membership fee

I'll give it to you in two days

I'll let you be the leading lady

I'll be the audience in this story thank you!

Someone is following us

What do we do?

Where? What shall we do?

Don't look, act upper-class

Woo, I love shopping very much!

But we are on duty now!

Oh, never mind, take it easy!

I should buy these trees and put them on my island in Shenzhen

You should buy the whole shopping mall!

It's only a few billion dollars!

Our Goofy Duck liver is a hundred year old brand

We're applying to be a public company in Singapore

If Mr. Au agrees to be our Chief Executive...

We will guarantee a 31.5% of net profit

Mr. Au

Mr. Au

Mr. Au

Boss, it's Kuen

Kuen?

Miss, anything more expensive?

That's right. Quiet!

What's going on?

Nothing

Man

I'm sorry!

Actually, it was my fault. Sorry

Man, can you lend me US$10 million?

Yes, I'll write you a cheque

I need it in two days, I love you. Bye

Hey!

Kuen

Uncle, what's going on?

You're coming to visit me? Really?

I'm working in the beauty salon my hands are all gooey

What?

Sergeant Chung speaking

Sergeant Chung, help!

What?

Emergency

You two change into casual clothes GoGoGo...

Where's Kuen?

Please wait

Uncle, welcome

Come in, let's do a facial

Come...

Where's Kuen?

Gone out to buy snacks

You don't have to lie to me

I know she's not in Hong Kong

When I called her earlier...

the ringing tone was different

It went DoDo

Sorry...

Then why did you come for the facial?

I didn't come for the facial

I came to ask for a favor

Okay

My three buddies are getting out of prison today

I wanted to show them that life is full of hope

I promised to bring Man and Kuen to pick them up

Let them know the warmth of family

Perhaps they'll start a new life?

Who knew that they would...

both be away?

Call them back right away

Yes Sir!

It's too late!

Bobo

Cool exterior, warm inside

He was my pubescent idol!

Amazing!

Hardy

Top marksman. Never had a love affair

Seven. Very noisy

Hey!

A lady killer. Rebel without a cause

Damn you!

Hey! My buddies

Daddy, what's going on?

This is my son Man and his girlfriend, Kuen

Say Hello!

Uncle Bobo Uncle...

Hasn't changed in all these years!

Actually Man has something to give you all

Uncles, hope you like it

What is this?

Three first class tickets to the U.S

Window seats

Wildwolf, what do you mean by this?

We have left the Life behind

Daddy

Wildwolf has really gone mad

Why don't you three leave the Life behind also?

Go abroad and start over

If you see a woman you like

Why not start a family there?

You're talking out of your ass!

I don't need to depend on others

I want to do big jobs

What jobs?

With Hardy's gun Bobo's brains and my physical prowess...

We can pull any job we want

Uncles, the times have changed

You can't outwit the police anymore

Says who?

Even back then, I wasn't afraid of the supercops, I'm not afraid now

Sorry

Who are these goons that don't know their places?

Sorry! Sorry!

Our lives are worth nothing but our words are worth gold

Sorry, sorry

Calm down, have some tea

Tea...

Don't treat us like paper tigers

Hurry up, Seven

You act like a woman

Deeper, Seven

Deeper, Seven

Seven, are your legs soft?

Didn't you say you burnt everything?

Burnt everything?

How can us Godfather 4 reclaim the city without weapons?

Shanghai at night is more beautiful than Shanghai in the day!

Pal, they had a few already...

Doesn't their stomach hurt?

Let them be, they're used to it...

As upper-class socialites

We should find a party and socialize

Hello

Kuen

Man?

Where are you?

I'm in Shanghai

Shanghai? Me too

Really?

I'll bring you the cheque where shall I meet you?

Meet me?

Russian Folk dance party

How come they're not dancing to the music?

Do you have an oxygen tank?

Did we dress wrongly?

What are we doing? Socialites wouldn't dress like this

It's a Russian Folk Dance Party

Not Russian Folk Dance Costume Party

We got it wrong

Thank you, you performed very well

Please come back tomorrow

Split up to find Man

Man, where are you?

Man...

You danced well perhaps I've seen you perform before?

Are you the clowns from the Moscow circus?

They seem to know something

I'll interrogate them in Russian

Do you know where Man is?

Miss, do you have any change?

What's your problem?

Don't bug me, I have a boyfriend

I asked whether you have change There's no need to fret

I told you to back off My boyfriend loves me so much

He's coming soon, don't you move!

I warn you, I'm ferocious!

Excuse me, this is my girlfriend

Can I help you?

Excuse me, this is my girlfriend

Can I help you?

I asked if she had any change

But she's so rude. I'm leaving

He said he asked if you had change

But you're too vicious, so he's leaving

You know Russian?

A little

Chuen is better than me

Kuen, what's with your hand?

This is a public place! Hey...

Why did you take my cigarette?

I broke your astray The remains are here

I feel guilty

Silly!

I should go clean up

I, Au Hoi Man, now...

I swear by all the luck in my life

I'll make Kuen the happiest woman on earth

The happiest woman on earth

Can you say it again?

Kuen, marry me

This ring is beautiful

Wear both at the same time?

Sorry, it's not this one

Hubby

Honey

Hold me

Hey

Tasha, I'm here

Who's here?

Don't you want the red wine?

I'll pick you up at your room

What's up?

As an officer of the Hong Kong SAR Police Force

PC11661, I'm recruiting you into a sting operation

What operation?

To combat crime

For how long?

Attention!

What's my duty, Madam?

Stay quiet and lock yourself in the toilet

Let's go, let's go

Open the door! Open the door...

I'd like a tour

For an Empress you keep a very low profile

This color seems too bright It hurts my eye

Should I take it off?

I'd like you to take it off very slowly

I don't know how, why don't you do it?

I won't be shy!

No wonder I've been dizzy all day

This is the painting, you really are...

Alright, let's go. It really is late

I have to go to the toilet

There's no toilet here

Where does this lead to?

Street

This?

Gym

No, don't go in there...

Give me a second!

Bitch kidnapped me!

Yes but you were a pain when I asked you for the 10 million

I should just ask your dad for it

I'd let any woman take advantage of me but you

Should I burn you the money?

Wake up and smell the coffee

Save it for your willow wood coffin so you can sleep in it

Willow wood, you know

Are you possessed?

Yes, there's a ghost in me You're the ghost!

Bitch!

Actually a little bickering is interesting

But real excitement comes from dangerous adventures

I'll take you on an adventure now Very exciting

Fantastic! I like it!

I really like it

Shut up, idiot!

Uncle

What is it?

Where are the other Uncles?

They left a note saying they've gone on a robbery

Without me? What?

Damn it!

What?

No paper bag

No paper bag?

Only this

Put it on

Pretty cool

Power Ranger?

Bobo, our first heist after we came out is a cinema

Maybe it's too ambitious?

Maybe we should rob an office to warm up

Are you scared?

I'm not scared!

Good!

We're the coolest crew around!

We'll go to the show with the biggest audience!

In Hong Kong's biggest cinema The Palace!

There have 3000 seats, let's go

They're new members Empress and her lover

Introduce yourselves

I'm Fai

Susan

Ming

I'm Marie

Tasha

Lover

When I was 13, I speculated on stocks with my father's money

I'm worth 400 million dollars

But I'm still lost

I can only find myself when I'm in this...

Rich thieves club

I stole a Mickey Mouse handkerchief in the Tokyo Disneyland once

I discovered that paying for stuff is stupid

You gave me back my self-worth

Mr. Han, I love you

What about you? What does stealing mean to you?

Actually...

My life is plain and dull

I steal therefore I am. Thank you

Well said!

Good... Good...

Well said!

Just like an artist

Lover?

Actually...

I met a strange group tonight

Don't know where I am

I don't know what to do

Or what they will do

I just don't know anything

Thank you

Did I speak in French?

Sorry, I speak French when I get nervous

Sorry

C'est la vie

C'est la vie

I'm here, Sergeant Chung

Location, Sergeant Chung

In the car, dammit

I can't see you

Behind you

Nine o'clock

No, it's ten o'clock

Even a blind passerby said Hi to me

Are you blind?

No, he said Hi to me

Why don't you get a higher car?

Drive a truck and stand on the top to look for me. Idiot!

I'll try it

Suspect is armed and dangerous

To avoid a bloodbath...

We won't open fire, understand?

Understand

Uncle Bobo what are you three doing here?

The Palace Theatre really is torn down

Did it need rebuilding?

We thought it'd be packed

And we'd rob their box office

Who knew there'd be only three of us in the theatre

We even lost money for the tickets

Man

Have you killed anyone before?

Let's take it easy

Let go, let go

Just kill us

There's no difference between a toothless tiger and a four-legged snake

That's the difference between a mammal and a reptile

If you can't be robbers you might as well start over

Who asked you to talk?

Sorry...

Chuen, slap your mouth

Well, then

Go to bed

Three good brothers!

You're a rich guy what are you doing here?

Seeing you pull a job fired up something in me

I really want to pull a big job

But we don't pull just any job Tomorrow...

we'll rob a bank, okay?

Damn you!

Don't worry

I have many banks under me

Pick one and we can go act out a robbery

What?

Blood oath

That's not sanitary

Everybody!

We will steal La Controlerie in a moment

But I just received a terrible news

There is a mole among us...

It's me, I'm the mole, I'm a cop

You're a cop? Where's your I.D.?

Why would a mole bring his I.D.?

Don't you have common sense?

What does Hong Kong's PTU stand for?

It stands for PTU

Who is the Police chief?

Hillary Clinton

How do you treat a sniffer dog who's hooked on drugs?

Mix Methadone with dog food

I have something to say

I know who the traitor is

It's her

Freeze, police

You're all under arrest

Freeze or I'll kill you

I said freeze!

Go... go!

Kuen, go!

Hi! Hi!

That'll make me deaf, asshole!

Hubby!

Hubby! Honey!

Let go, don't move

Honey

I love you!

Shut up!

I'm a rising star in the police force don't hit me

I'm detective Cheung Man Po from the crime unit. Stop it!

Don't mess with my boss! Stop it!

Scared now?

Your punk!

Well done!

Go!

Man

What are you doing? Let go. Are you nuts?

Man... Kuen

Stop screaming!

You're asking for it!

Let go. Man...

Kuen... Man...

Let go. How is he?

Stop pretending, PC11661, Fong Lai Kuen

On the net meeting that day you had a police I.D. on?

Steal with me

I feel I've fallen in love with you

Do you love me?

What we want is on the 100th floor

Norway's richest man and his new bride fell in love at first sight

Tonight at midnight, he'll open the 300 year old French red wine...

La controlerie to share with his wife...

to express his love

That's love

At all costs

To steal is to abandon

Tonight you must abandon your police identity

And be my mate

Mate?

Coffee mate? Any Sugar?

Shall I stir for you?

Let it go, Han Yang

Worried about me?

I said let go, I'm getting angry

I like you

Too bad, I hate you!

I like you more

11661 , listen to my instructions. Go!

Hey

Asshole, he gave me this necklace

Give it back

Obey me if you want your lover to live

Scream!

Help! Help...

Faint

Honey

Shit! My Honey!

What happened?

My wife has an epileptic fit

What can I do?

Any doctor here?

I'm a doctor

I'm an epilepsy expert

Any nurses around?

Take her to the hospital right away

No

Her brain will explode soon we must operate right away

Operate right away

Any alternatives? I love her very much

Take her to the rest room

If you want to conquer love you must understand the other person

Stealing is the same thing

The Norwegian millionaire and his wife are caring people

Watch the time, we have five minutes

Forget it, go home

Change

Here? Are you sick?

Respect what you do

When will we meet again?

The question is will we ever split up!

Shut up!

Your mouth is full of wind

Identification

Take out the lip marks

Okay

The Norwegian millionaire doesn't often kiss another woman

But he forgot, his wife is an artist

The game begins

A guard

No way!

Your phone bill has been outstanding for 3 months

It's been disconnected Please pay the bill immediately

Thank you

Now it's your turn!

Oh no, we should call the police first

Or we'll get into real trouble

Okay, you call

Let Man go first

Maybe he's dead already

Then you'll be dead

I'll order them to kill him right now

The number you're calling is busy Please call again later

Do you want to hear your husband's last words?

Hello, Madam Cha?

Kuen?

I just want to see if you drank it yet

Drink it if you haven't already

Concentrate when you work

Smile

Doctor there's someone with epilepsy here

Hurry up and help, thank you...

It's over! Man

Give me the wine...

Trust me, I'll let Man go

Han Yang! Catch!

Hey, Han Yang!

Trust me, I'll steal the wine for you

I swear on everything I own!

Fine, tomorrow at 3:30! Hong Kong's Music Farm

A wine for a man

Freeze

Freeze

You are Hong Kong Police Fong Lai Kuen

Yes sir

In a few minutes four elderly men will rob this place

Don't do anything!

Pretend to be scared but don't scream aloud!

Let's rehearse

Robbery

I said, don't scream

Robbery

Isn't that better?

You hand the money over the counter

Remember, be courteous

Where's the money?

Money?

Lucky I took some money out

$4,200.00

That's all?

I think they'll shoot!

Wait, are their guns real or fake?

No, I'm not playing, I'm scared!

Take it all off if you dare

Sergeant Chung, this won't work!

Right, $4,200 is not much

I have $300 in my pocket, take it!

We'll pool together at least $5,000

We'll work some more, that'd be $10,000!

I didn't mean it that way Sergeant Chung!

I didn't mean it that way

We're law keepers we should serve and protect!

Why are we creating a fake bank for a fake robbery?

That's not the behavior of a law keeper

Kuen is on a job in Shanghai

I don't want her distracted by this

Let's just get it done

She has to concentrate on her mission understand?

Yes sir

How do you think she's doing in Shanghai?

I'm curious also

Hold it, find the location of the call

Yes

Hello

Fong Lai Kuen

That's me

It's me

Where is the rendezvous?

The bank, location is...

I want to hear his voice

Okay

Kuen

I miss you

I miss you too have you gained or lost weight?

Why is your voice so weird? Did they torture you?

Not really but they do say nasty things to me

Forget it it's important that you're safe

Very safe! If it's convenient can you pick me up some ham?

Sergeant Chung?

Chung Lok Hoi

Which jerk jammed the line?

It's Madam Cha, on the job

Madam Cha, I'm sorry...

La Controlerie 1698 15 million U.S. dollars

The Shanghai Police is very cooperative

But the Norwegian millionaire...

would not lend out his La Controlerie 1698

It's fake?

The bottle is real glass

But the wine is from the supermarket $99

Don't worry!

You want me to take a fake bottle?

Yiu Shan Bank

Wildwolf, is that yours?

Not mine

But it's a good one to rob

Don't move... robbery...

Get down, don't move!

Buddy, look at me, scared?

You're really good. You'll get a raise

Don't move or I'll kill you

Get down...

Get down!

Hurry up, don't be scared

I want money, not your life

Why are you so slow?

Hurry up, we're being yelled at

How much can you take taking little bundles like that?

It's a huge sheet of glass How fast can I be?

Don't move

Open the door

Don't move, open the door!

Don't move, open the door!

How can he open the door if he can't move?

Give clearer directions

You don't understand but they do

When I say open the door that means to move

Open the door!

I told you to open the door!

Don't trip the alarm or I'll shoot

Let's split

Open the door!

Don't you have the key?

No

Don't you have the key?

No. Do I have it?

We lost it

It's gone

Little girl, lend me the car

Seven, watch her

Okay

Sergeant Chung even prepared a getaway car for us

And women too!

Master, where are you?

They should be here already

It's so dark, I'm scared, boss

Announcement bank robbery in Wong Tai Sin

Four male suspects between the ages of 50 to 80

Suspects are armed and dangerous

That's them

Go...

How can you look cool if you scuttle like that?

Go...

You're kidding, it stalls now? Open the door

Open the door

Kuen

We're standing by at the Music Farm waiting for you!

Kuen

Oh, I'm dizzy!

Uncle, you got a new car?

Where are you going? I'll take you

Music Farm

Come

How do we get to the Music Farm?

Uncle, do you have a map?

Me? No

This is not his car...

Miss, we haven't been introduced

She's my niece

Hello

Fong Lai Kuen, Han Yang is next to me

Tasha?

You're Interpol and yet you break the law?

Don't you know it's a crime?

Did I ask for it? I'm rich but I feel so empty

My shrink told me to have a goal in life

What will you do now?

Go home and get ten Blythe dolls and La Controlerie

To Music Farm

Uncle, take me home

Home? I know the way home

She's in a hurry

Wildwolf

Yes?

Let the lady unload the goods first

Unload the goods?

This is my house

Is the road yours?

We can be pen pals and get to know each other

Get in, Seven

Stop womanizing, Seven

Bobo needs to get to the pier

How are you?

Hello!

Let him go

Transaction over, US$20 million

I must test the wine

Let him go first

Wine test

Let him go first

Wine test

The wine is fake

What?

I hid the real bottle let my husband go first

Where are the hostages?

Hostages are down there

Any Coke?

Any Coke?

Man Honey

Honey

Kuen, do you have any Coke?

No

The real La Controlerie is over there

Yes, I vacuum-packed the red wine into the fish-sauce bottle

Right under your nose

Didn't expect it?

Tasha, is the US$20 million ready?

Do you really believe her?

I do, do you believe her?

Yes!

Thank you

Don't touch me, jerk

Where's the money?

I put it elsewhere

Where?

At...

Take her away, make her husband pay

Take her away, everyone leave

Help... help... help

Now what? Master

Undo the rope

Honey!

Can't get out!

Honey

Seven, what's with you?

I miss that girl

Seven, I've told you, women are trouble

Forget about it, Seven

Wildwolf, turn back

Why?

The bun I had this morning may be bad

Wildwolf, I need to crap

Oh no!

Wildwolf I can't hold it in if you turn so fast

Okay? Okay

What are you doing? I said to observe only

We'll split if there's danger

Let's split!

Don't move...

Stop everyone!

Daddy? Uncle?

Don't move

You only have one gun

But I have six

Wrong

You're surrounded

Take a look around you

Surrender, assholes

Piss off

Drop your guns

Drop your guns

Go away, old man

Never learn

Daddy, go

Go

Go! Go! Go...

Freeze, you're all surrounded

You're surrounded

Don't move, drop your weapons

Police

Police also

Drop your weapons

On your knees

My ass got shot

On your knees

Clear

Madam, it's all yours

Let's wrap it up

Sorry... Madam Cha

I'll yell at you later...

Seems like it's been years

We can't find Han Yang he may have swam away

Mr. Au, you and your 3 friends are suspects in a bank robbery

We want you to cooperate with us

Daddy, you robbed a bank?

Madam, there must be a misunderstanding

Me and my friends robbed our own bank for fun

Sorry, uncle, you went to the wrong bank

You did help with this case

We'll ask the judge for leniency

Wildwolf save it till we've been body-searched

Let's go

I'll go with them

Kuen Uncle

Don't worry, two days at the most

Don't worry...

Will we get beaten?

The police don't beat people

Don't beat people

Us Godfather 4 are finally reunited

Didn't think we'd go back in after a few days

Fong Lai Kuen

You are very courageous

I want to bestow you the highest honor of my country...

Kiss my right foot

Let me take her back

Okay, back to work

What will you do with no ice to play with, sir?

I play checkers now

Move

Don't move... Don't move...

You hurt my husband?

You hurt my husband?...

Do you want to die?

Don't go, the grenade is dangerous

Cops can't hit people...

Don't move

You hit...

Calm down

He's got my husband, he's got a grenade

Calm down

Stay calm, put him down

Hubby

Help, call the bomb disposal squad

Calm down

Sorry...

Damn you

Bomb my house? Go to hell!

Good boy

Hubby Kuen

Are you okay?

Mouth to mouth resuscitation?

Okay

Hurry up, Seven

Faster, Seven, what are you doing?

What's holding you up, Seven?

Can't you even sweep, Seven?

Why do you keep sweeping the same spot?

Seven, getting lazy?

Seven

What? Getting annoyed?

Seven, you're sweeping that spot again

Jerk, you can't call him Seven

Seven, let's jump him

Jump him

You want to run?

You want to run?

Hello, madam Cha?

No need to see us off to the airport

Yes...

What?

Man, can we turn back?

I... have...

A special mission

But we're going on our honeymoon

What kind of mission?

What?

Madam, can I go with you?

Go...