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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,429 --> 00:01:07,029 Dear Santa... 2 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,868 My favorite book ever is "The Christmas Bow." 3 00:01:12,904 --> 00:01:15,071 You're the main character... 4 00:01:15,106 --> 00:01:17,306 but you know that. 5 00:01:19,276 --> 00:01:21,410 In the chapter at the toy store, 6 00:01:21,445 --> 00:01:23,312 you tell Anabelle that 7 00:01:23,347 --> 00:01:25,681 you can't wrap up the important gifts. 8 00:01:27,284 --> 00:01:29,819 I never understood what that meant 9 00:01:29,854 --> 00:01:33,122 until this year. 10 00:01:33,157 --> 00:01:36,325 I'm writing because I need the most important gift 11 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,060 I've ever asked for. 12 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:44,900 You will not be bland like last year. 13 00:01:44,936 --> 00:01:47,136 You will not be dry like last year. 14 00:01:49,073 --> 00:01:50,405 Just work with me here. 15 00:01:52,143 --> 00:01:53,976 Yeah, I'm talking to a turkey. 16 00:01:55,046 --> 00:01:56,378 Mommy, it's ready! 17 00:01:56,413 --> 00:01:58,948 No, not for another 36 hours, baby. 18 00:01:58,983 --> 00:02:00,282 No, my letter. 19 00:02:00,317 --> 00:02:03,452 You're cooking a turkey for 36 hours? 20 00:02:03,487 --> 00:02:05,621 I read about slow roasting on the Internet. 21 00:02:05,656 --> 00:02:07,456 It keeps it juicy. 22 00:02:07,491 --> 00:02:10,126 It's a little early for a letter to Santa, isn't it? 23 00:02:10,161 --> 00:02:11,827 How many days till Thanksgiving? 24 00:02:11,863 --> 00:02:14,696 Point taken. 25 00:02:14,732 --> 00:02:18,634 All right, I will give it to Ben first thing in the morning. 26 00:02:18,669 --> 00:02:20,770 Want to help with the Ritz cracker stuffing? 27 00:02:20,805 --> 00:02:23,038 Daddy loved the Ritz cracker stuffing. 28 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:28,510 Yes, he did. 29 00:02:28,545 --> 00:02:30,079 Clear that. Great. 30 00:02:30,114 --> 00:02:31,613 Start with the crackers. 31 00:02:31,649 --> 00:02:32,815 Okay. 32 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:34,884 You scrunch them and put them in this bowl. 33 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:36,518 Sounds good, sounds good. 34 00:02:44,228 --> 00:02:46,996 I want to see you 35 00:02:51,235 --> 00:02:53,235 Just see 36 00:02:53,271 --> 00:02:58,740 How the snow is fallin' down 37 00:02:58,776 --> 00:03:02,711 Well, I want to see you 38 00:03:02,746 --> 00:03:06,816 This Christmas 39 00:03:06,851 --> 00:03:10,619 Tell good ol' Santa Claus 40 00:03:10,654 --> 00:03:13,655 I'll be coming to town 41 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:20,830 Hey, Celia! 42 00:03:20,865 --> 00:03:22,597 - Morning. Thank you. - Good morning. 43 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:24,633 - How are you doing? - Good. You have a great day. 44 00:03:24,668 --> 00:03:27,269 - Come back for a cup of coffee. - You too. All right, will do. 45 00:03:45,156 --> 00:03:46,788 - Hey, Esther! - Jake! 46 00:03:46,824 --> 00:03:49,225 Hey. Mwah. June! 47 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:50,926 Oh, she took her hearing aids out. 48 00:03:50,962 --> 00:03:52,027 - Oh. - That ditzy bird. 49 00:03:52,063 --> 00:03:53,662 Oh. Hey, June! 50 00:03:53,697 --> 00:03:54,897 -Oh! 51 00:03:54,932 --> 00:03:56,298 Jake Granger! 52 00:03:56,334 --> 00:03:57,967 - Hush! 53 00:03:58,002 --> 00:04:00,769 Dear, we didn't expect to see you today. 54 00:04:00,804 --> 00:04:03,038 I heard they delivered a bunch last night. 55 00:04:03,074 --> 00:04:05,307 Didn't want to leave two pretty young ladies 56 00:04:05,343 --> 00:04:06,675 -here all by themselves. 57 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:10,779 Oh, compliments she hears just fine. 58 00:04:10,814 --> 00:04:13,048 -A little light, huh? 59 00:04:13,084 --> 00:04:14,449 It's Thanksgiving. 60 00:04:15,819 --> 00:04:17,353 You do have somewhere to go, right? 61 00:04:17,388 --> 00:04:18,687 June. 62 00:04:18,722 --> 00:04:21,456 I'm just looking out for our employee. 63 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:24,260 You how it's been since the D-I-V. 64 00:04:24,295 --> 00:04:27,096 The man knows how to spell "divorce." 65 00:04:28,665 --> 00:04:31,066 Oh! And if you're lonesome, 66 00:04:31,102 --> 00:04:32,601 you can come have dinner with us. 67 00:04:32,636 --> 00:04:34,169 Anyway, I'm fine, ladies. 68 00:04:34,205 --> 00:04:36,038 I got big plans tonight. 69 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:46,181 This is the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life. 70 00:04:46,217 --> 00:04:49,351 - Look at you. - Did I leave the door unlocked? 71 00:04:49,387 --> 00:04:51,553 I know where you keep your spare. 72 00:04:51,588 --> 00:04:53,389 Shouldn't you be with your family? 73 00:04:53,424 --> 00:04:54,723 I have three now, Jake. 74 00:04:54,758 --> 00:04:56,658 I have three kids. Are you listening to me? 75 00:04:56,693 --> 00:04:58,794 I will do literally anything to get out of the house. 76 00:04:58,829 --> 00:05:00,129 Even work. 77 00:05:01,665 --> 00:05:03,299 Santa Inc., huh? 78 00:05:03,334 --> 00:05:05,134 Look at this. 79 00:05:05,169 --> 00:05:08,304 Gimme, gimme, gimme, more, more, more... 80 00:05:08,339 --> 00:05:10,505 This one thinks Santa and the elves 81 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:12,261 make Playstations with their little hammers. 82 00:05:14,312 --> 00:05:15,710 Jake, this is no way 83 00:05:15,746 --> 00:05:17,646 for a best-selling author to be living. 84 00:05:17,681 --> 00:05:18,814 You understand that, right? 85 00:05:18,849 --> 00:05:20,360 I mean, you think Vonnegut ever pretended 86 00:05:20,384 --> 00:05:22,484 to be Santa Claus for $12 an hour? 87 00:05:22,519 --> 00:05:24,320 Sober, I mean. 88 00:05:24,355 --> 00:05:25,955 I like it. I get to write. 89 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:27,522 What about real writing? 90 00:05:27,558 --> 00:05:29,224 What about writing that buys me a boat? 91 00:05:32,229 --> 00:05:34,629 Appearance requests, okay? 92 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:38,033 That's a lot. 93 00:05:38,069 --> 00:05:40,769 Yeah. You're still very popular, which is amazing 94 00:05:40,804 --> 00:05:43,138 considering you haven't written anything in forever. 95 00:05:43,174 --> 00:05:46,541 - Ah, it's only been... - 18 months, buddy. 96 00:05:47,744 --> 00:05:48,777 Yeah. 97 00:05:48,812 --> 00:05:50,579 Listen, I love you. 98 00:05:50,614 --> 00:05:52,214 The publishing company loves you. 99 00:05:52,249 --> 00:05:53,882 Your fans obviously still love you. 100 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:55,062 The only one who didn't love you 101 00:05:55,086 --> 00:05:56,718 was What's-Her-Face. 102 00:05:56,753 --> 00:05:58,620 Divorce can be a good thing. 103 00:05:58,655 --> 00:06:01,256 It can be a brush fire clearing out the dead wood. 104 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:04,326 Do you even listen to half the stuff that you say? 105 00:06:04,362 --> 00:06:05,794 Uh, n... no. 106 00:06:05,829 --> 00:06:07,429 But luckily, neither does the wife. 107 00:06:07,465 --> 00:06:10,199 Which, speaking of, you are invited. 108 00:06:10,234 --> 00:06:12,368 Casa Green. Tonight. For Thanksgiving. 109 00:06:12,403 --> 00:06:14,036 - Yeah, no. - We'll be having Chinese. 110 00:06:14,071 --> 00:06:15,537 Happy Thanksgiving, buddy. 111 00:06:15,572 --> 00:06:17,272 Don't leave me alone with them. 112 00:06:17,308 --> 00:06:18,573 Please. 113 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:38,460 Oh, Christmas time 114 00:06:38,496 --> 00:06:41,897 It's Christmas time once again 115 00:06:41,932 --> 00:06:44,433 - Christmas time 116 00:06:44,468 --> 00:06:46,635 It's Christmas time 117 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:49,571 The snow, it falls on them 118 00:06:49,606 --> 00:06:51,907 Ooh, the snow falls 119 00:06:51,942 --> 00:06:54,443 - Snow falls - Oh, it's Christmas time 120 00:06:54,478 --> 00:06:58,747 There's presents under the tree 121 00:06:58,782 --> 00:07:00,315 - Oh! Hey! 122 00:07:00,351 --> 00:07:01,650 What? It's barely Thanksgiving. 123 00:07:01,685 --> 00:07:03,318 Don't be a spoilsport. 124 00:07:03,354 --> 00:07:05,254 - It's Christmas 125 00:07:05,289 --> 00:07:06,988 -Randy is right. 126 00:07:07,024 --> 00:07:09,091 I just made nine kinds of cranberry sauce. 127 00:07:09,126 --> 00:07:11,560 I am in no mood to think about Christmas. 128 00:07:11,595 --> 00:07:13,862 All right, listen up. 129 00:07:13,897 --> 00:07:15,664 My sister and I put a lot of blood, 130 00:07:15,699 --> 00:07:17,999 sweat, and tears into this meal. 131 00:07:18,035 --> 00:07:21,170 - Gross. - Not literally. 132 00:07:21,205 --> 00:07:24,173 I have only one favor to ask. 133 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:27,176 Can we please eat like actual people this year 134 00:07:27,211 --> 00:07:29,811 and not devour this meal in 20 minutes? 135 00:07:31,082 --> 00:07:32,647 Go! Come on. 136 00:07:32,683 --> 00:07:34,183 -You two, go. 137 00:07:34,218 --> 00:07:35,951 Put that down. 138 00:07:35,986 --> 00:07:37,319 God, Greg. 139 00:07:37,354 --> 00:07:38,720 At the five, he's in! 140 00:07:40,157 --> 00:07:42,958 It's gonna be a beautiful Christmas 141 00:07:42,993 --> 00:07:44,626 The halls are... 142 00:07:44,661 --> 00:07:46,328 Animals. 143 00:07:46,363 --> 00:07:47,662 60 years of feminism, 144 00:07:47,698 --> 00:07:49,298 and we're the ones washing the dishes. 145 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:50,632 You know what Mom used to say. 146 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:52,079 Married women don't hide in a kitchen 147 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:53,602 because we have to, but... 148 00:07:53,637 --> 00:07:55,537 Because we want to. 149 00:07:57,908 --> 00:07:59,641 You did not see me. 150 00:08:01,579 --> 00:08:03,979 Oh, just so you know, the turkey was amazing. 151 00:08:04,014 --> 00:08:05,314 Thanks, Randy. 152 00:08:05,349 --> 00:08:06,748 You're welcome. 153 00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:08,495 If I, uh, if I knew that you would have been 154 00:08:08,519 --> 00:08:10,319 such a great cook back in high school, 155 00:08:10,354 --> 00:08:13,054 I definitely would have taken you to the prom. 156 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,656 I would have been like... eighth grade? 157 00:08:17,428 --> 00:08:18,660 Oh. You're being sweet. 158 00:08:18,695 --> 00:08:20,229 Yeah. 159 00:08:20,264 --> 00:08:23,165 Well, I probably would have caught my retainer in your lip, 160 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,680 but I would have jumped at the chance. 161 00:08:25,669 --> 00:08:27,202 Well, then maybe we should do it. 162 00:08:27,238 --> 00:08:28,270 Prom? 163 00:08:28,305 --> 00:08:30,239 No, uh, you know, we should, uh... 164 00:08:33,410 --> 00:08:35,577 You know, date. 165 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:39,381 I mean, if you want. 166 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:42,484 - Hey. - I'm just say... Ow. 167 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,896 We gonna go work on this thing or what? 168 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,020 Okay. 169 00:08:45,055 --> 00:08:46,266 I'm just sayin' if you made time, 170 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:48,056 I'd make time, is what I'm sayin'. 171 00:08:49,793 --> 00:08:52,060 Potato duty calls! 172 00:08:55,899 --> 00:08:57,266 Randy? 173 00:08:57,301 --> 00:08:58,700 Oh, come on. 174 00:08:58,735 --> 00:09:01,303 Once you get past the mustache, Randy is... 175 00:09:01,338 --> 00:09:02,671 I know. Randy's great. 176 00:09:02,706 --> 00:09:04,573 He's... 177 00:09:04,608 --> 00:09:06,107 - he's great. - Mm-hmm. 178 00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:07,454 It's just I don't really feel a... 179 00:09:07,478 --> 00:09:08,943 Don't you say "spark." 180 00:09:08,979 --> 00:09:10,379 - Spark. - You said it. 181 00:09:10,414 --> 00:09:12,881 I know. I get it. 182 00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:14,616 I'm not a little girl anymore. 183 00:09:14,652 --> 00:09:16,618 Sparks and magic and... 184 00:09:16,654 --> 00:09:19,821 dashing through the snow at midnight. 185 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,992 Ugh, love really is the last fairytale 186 00:09:24,027 --> 00:09:25,960 we believe in, isn't it? 187 00:09:25,996 --> 00:09:27,529 It's not your fault, sis. 188 00:09:27,565 --> 00:09:31,667 Bradley set the bar impossibly high. 189 00:09:34,905 --> 00:09:36,705 So what, I'm supposed to lower the bar? 190 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:38,073 Exactly. 191 00:09:38,108 --> 00:09:41,910 Randy's got dental insurance and cares about you. 192 00:09:41,945 --> 00:09:44,446 You can convince him to shave the mustache later 193 00:09:44,481 --> 00:09:45,980 or I will. 194 00:09:47,117 --> 00:09:48,750 You should go on a date. 195 00:10:07,504 --> 00:10:09,938 Hark the Herald angels sing 196 00:10:09,973 --> 00:10:12,841 Glory to the newborn king 197 00:10:12,876 --> 00:10:14,443 This will be the third Christmas 198 00:10:14,478 --> 00:10:16,278 without my daddy... 199 00:10:16,313 --> 00:10:19,013 and my mommy now isn't the mommy I remember. 200 00:10:20,684 --> 00:10:22,984 At the beginning of "The Christmas Bow," 201 00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:24,753 Annabelle loses her light. 202 00:10:24,788 --> 00:10:26,488 That's my mommy. 203 00:10:26,523 --> 00:10:28,523 She doesn't believe that she'll ever be in love 204 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:30,592 like she was before. 205 00:10:30,628 --> 00:10:33,194 I don't want anything else this year. 206 00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:37,165 I just want my mommy to smile like she used to. 207 00:10:38,235 --> 00:10:40,669 You've never let me down before, Santa. 208 00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:42,671 Now my mom needs you. 209 00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:47,509 Bring back her light. 210 00:11:19,476 --> 00:11:21,075 Dear Lilly... 211 00:11:23,447 --> 00:11:27,215 People wonder how I could live in the North Pole 212 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:30,285 with all that snow and darkness. 213 00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:32,153 But what people don't realize 214 00:11:32,189 --> 00:11:35,190 is that I'm only ever one hot chocolate away 215 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:37,459 from feeling warm and jolly... 216 00:11:39,496 --> 00:11:41,430 and ready to get back to making toys. 217 00:11:45,436 --> 00:11:47,902 Love is a lot of things, Lilly... 218 00:11:47,938 --> 00:11:52,841 but to me, the most wonderful thing about it 219 00:11:52,876 --> 00:11:56,311 is that it can be just as sudden and sweet 220 00:11:56,347 --> 00:11:57,646 as hot chocolate. 221 00:11:59,817 --> 00:12:01,950 A hint of it in the cold night air 222 00:12:01,985 --> 00:12:04,619 is all I need to start smiling. 223 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:09,123 No one can replace your daddy. 224 00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:14,963 But maybe we can find some words to remind your mommy 225 00:12:14,998 --> 00:12:17,666 that the world isn't that dark... 226 00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:21,069 or cold. 227 00:13:02,646 --> 00:13:04,446 What are we doing? 228 00:13:04,481 --> 00:13:06,782 I'm trying to imagine the Christmas decorations. 229 00:13:06,817 --> 00:13:08,628 I want to do something big with the cafe this year. 230 00:13:08,652 --> 00:13:09,818 Oh. Can I help? 231 00:13:09,853 --> 00:13:11,152 Sure. 232 00:13:15,826 --> 00:13:17,626 What are we doing? 233 00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:19,360 Just imagining, Ben. 234 00:13:19,396 --> 00:13:22,697 Oh. Well, the world certainly could use a lot more of that. 235 00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:26,868 I have a special delivery here for you, young lady, 236 00:13:26,904 --> 00:13:29,037 from the North Pole. 237 00:13:29,072 --> 00:13:31,673 Mom, can I be excused from my imagination? 238 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:33,274 - Sure. - 239 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:36,044 I wish everybody got that excited about the mail. 240 00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:38,647 Well, stop bringing bills and I'll throw a parade. 241 00:13:38,682 --> 00:13:40,715 - See you tomorrow! - Yep! 242 00:13:59,035 --> 00:14:00,401 Lilly? 243 00:14:02,105 --> 00:14:03,538 Is everything okay? 244 00:14:09,613 --> 00:14:10,979 I was just thinking. 245 00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:14,282 We don't go to the wishing well anymore. 246 00:14:16,553 --> 00:14:17,786 You mean on Christmas Eve. 247 00:14:19,957 --> 00:14:21,957 That was always the best part, 248 00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:25,494 you, me, and Daddy getting all bundled up 249 00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:27,562 and going out there. 250 00:14:28,632 --> 00:14:29,965 It felt like magic. 251 00:14:32,603 --> 00:14:35,169 Your dad always made it so special. 252 00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:37,506 I think I've been afraid that if I take you out 253 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,374 by myself, it'll be a disappointment. 254 00:14:43,313 --> 00:14:45,547 Does this have something to do with the letter? 255 00:14:46,817 --> 00:14:48,617 Promise you won't be mad? 256 00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:50,530 What, did you ask Santa for a kangaroo or something? 257 00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:52,153 No. 258 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:55,256 It's just... 259 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,893 I know you don't like to talk about Dad. 260 00:14:57,928 --> 00:14:59,961 No. Oh, Lilly, no. 261 00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:01,674 You know, you can talk to me about your dad 262 00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:03,264 whenever you want. 263 00:15:03,299 --> 00:15:05,099 Not me and you. 264 00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:06,768 I mean, with other grown-ups. 265 00:15:07,971 --> 00:15:09,337 Like Aunt Helen. 266 00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:12,507 Or Santa. 267 00:15:14,611 --> 00:15:15,944 Okay... 268 00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:17,478 I'm confused. 269 00:15:51,882 --> 00:15:53,281 Now, I understand 270 00:15:53,316 --> 00:15:55,984 the difficulty paired with the loss of someone 271 00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:57,719 whom you love dearly. 272 00:16:00,356 --> 00:16:02,624 We all feel sadness. 273 00:16:02,659 --> 00:16:04,525 Even me. 274 00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:07,195 But with loss comes wishes. 275 00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:10,065 A wish for everything to be okay. 276 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:13,167 For everything to be again as it once was. 277 00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:15,369 With time, Lilly... 278 00:16:15,405 --> 00:16:18,172 our wishes do come true. 279 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:21,876 And in that miracle lies the magic of the human soul. 280 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,879 There's a saying I heard 281 00:16:24,915 --> 00:16:32,220 delivering toys in Ireland that I feel you should know. 282 00:16:32,255 --> 00:16:35,356 Love leaves a memory no one can steal. 283 00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:40,128 Love always, Santa. 284 00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:36,196 Oh! 285 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,999 I... 286 00:17:40,036 --> 00:17:41,635 Well, I... I don't know what to say. 287 00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:45,639 Mr. Best-Seller has no words! 288 00:17:45,674 --> 00:17:47,507 I could set off a firecracker, 289 00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:49,143 she wouldn't even flinch. 290 00:17:53,515 --> 00:17:54,949 You think I overdid the red? 291 00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:56,917 Oh, you overdid everything. 292 00:17:58,887 --> 00:18:01,555 Who's "Lilly's Mom"? 293 00:18:03,492 --> 00:18:05,926 Did you write an eight-page 294 00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:09,629 handwritten letter to someone named "Lilly's Mom"? 295 00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:12,933 And it's addressed to "Love always, Santa." 296 00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:14,468 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 297 00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:18,372 Ooh, and you set off fireworks in every corner of her mind! 298 00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:23,310 Ooh, this reads better than my romance novels! 299 00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:27,047 I think I may have under-did it on the red. 300 00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,616 Boy, did she ever! 301 00:18:38,894 --> 00:18:40,560 What are you waiting for? 302 00:18:58,481 --> 00:19:00,247 Although the past few years 303 00:19:00,282 --> 00:19:04,051 have been the most defining of my life, 304 00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:07,754 moments of happiness grace it... 305 00:19:07,789 --> 00:19:10,424 and every single one of those moments are tethered 306 00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:13,760 to my little angel, Lilly. 307 00:19:13,795 --> 00:19:16,530 I can't thank you enough for the time, 308 00:19:16,565 --> 00:19:18,532 the thoughtful time it must have taken 309 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,700 to answer Lilly's letter. 310 00:19:20,736 --> 00:19:23,603 It moved us both to tears. 311 00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:27,707 In a world where keyboards and touchscreens rule our lives, 312 00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:30,244 I cannot express how giddy I feel 313 00:19:30,279 --> 00:19:32,112 to actually hand-write this. 314 00:19:32,148 --> 00:19:34,881 Well, "giddy" is not the right word. 315 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,283 Classic. 316 00:19:39,522 --> 00:19:41,955 Words can sometimes hide from our hearts, 317 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:44,491 but that is the perfect word for this moment. 318 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,461 I feel classic. 319 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,798 I feel a tremor in my hand as I write this. 320 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,900 Maybe it's the wine. 321 00:19:53,936 --> 00:19:55,536 Maybe it's the wonder. 322 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,088 I should be thanking you and your daughter. 323 00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:20,360 Her letter sparked something in me. 324 00:20:22,731 --> 00:20:26,500 And it's been a long time since I've written anything. 325 00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:31,071 I used to love to write... 326 00:20:31,107 --> 00:20:32,772 and read. 327 00:20:32,808 --> 00:20:35,542 But the time keeps slipping away. 328 00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:39,413 So much to do. 329 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:43,117 I feel like I'm measuring out my life in coffee spoons. 330 00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,784 Coffee spoons? 331 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,620 You're an Eliot fan, too? 332 00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:49,123 So many amazing words. 333 00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:52,392 Eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase. 334 00:20:53,929 --> 00:20:56,896 I fell in love with Eliot in college. 335 00:20:56,932 --> 00:20:58,365 Who doesn't love a literary man? 336 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,000 You'd be surprised. 337 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:02,902 It's hard writing. 338 00:21:02,938 --> 00:21:04,571 Most of the writers I know 339 00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:07,541 like having written a lot more than actually writing. 340 00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:16,716 So is that a clue, mystery man? 341 00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:20,987 Are you a writer? 342 00:21:21,023 --> 00:21:23,524 I am when I write to you. 343 00:21:23,559 --> 00:21:25,392 You've been writing two letters a day. 344 00:21:25,427 --> 00:21:27,027 I have to keep up. 345 00:21:28,564 --> 00:21:30,497 Just wait till I get to three. 346 00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,032 Whoa, they're all yours. 347 00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,700 -Thanks. 348 00:21:33,735 --> 00:21:35,536 I can get pretty annoying. 349 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,773 P.S. Hey, Santa. 350 00:21:39,808 --> 00:21:42,209 It's Lilly. 351 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:45,779 I saw my mom reading a letter 352 00:21:45,814 --> 00:21:47,514 on that special, super-cool paper! 353 00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:50,784 My mom and Santa are penpals! 354 00:21:52,254 --> 00:21:55,489 P.P.S. I know this time of the year is busy for you, 355 00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:58,358 so just let me know if she's bothering you. 356 00:22:02,298 --> 00:22:05,865 P.P.P.S. Sorry about that. 357 00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:08,968 Lilly is kind of an unstoppable force of nature. 358 00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:11,037 I can see that. 359 00:22:11,073 --> 00:22:12,372 Maybe I should get her 360 00:22:12,408 --> 00:22:14,774 to work on figuring out your name. 361 00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:16,710 You can have mine 362 00:22:16,745 --> 00:22:19,413 just as soon as you tell me yours. 363 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:43,002 What's going on? 364 00:22:43,038 --> 00:22:44,137 Nothing. 365 00:22:44,172 --> 00:22:46,172 Why do you think something is going on? 366 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:48,675 Nobody is that happy to get mail. 367 00:22:50,112 --> 00:22:53,079 Well, it's just... 368 00:22:53,115 --> 00:22:54,781 This is just... 369 00:22:54,816 --> 00:22:56,550 Oh, God. Having to say it out loud, 370 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:57,851 it doesn't make any sense. 371 00:22:59,988 --> 00:23:01,488 I'm writing Santa Claus. 372 00:23:02,824 --> 00:23:04,190 I'm writing Santa Claus. 373 00:23:05,227 --> 00:23:07,327 I'm writing Santa Claus. 374 00:23:07,363 --> 00:23:09,429 I'm writing Santa Claus. 375 00:23:12,134 --> 00:23:15,602 It's just some guy from this Santa Inc. place. 376 00:23:15,638 --> 00:23:17,671 Lilly wrote them because she thought 377 00:23:17,706 --> 00:23:19,439 I was still sad about... 378 00:23:21,644 --> 00:23:25,178 Anyway, what he wrote back was so beautiful and perfect, 379 00:23:25,213 --> 00:23:29,349 and I wrote him back and then we got to writing each other. 380 00:23:29,385 --> 00:23:30,984 I mean. I don't know how to put it. 381 00:23:31,019 --> 00:23:32,519 It became something. 382 00:23:32,554 --> 00:23:35,622 That letter is like this fake sugar right here. 383 00:23:35,658 --> 00:23:36,956 It feels like it's sweet, 384 00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:38,792 but really it's just a lot of nothing. 385 00:23:40,028 --> 00:23:41,227 That's... 386 00:23:41,263 --> 00:23:42,641 You know, that's a really good simile. 387 00:23:42,665 --> 00:23:44,331 I know, right? 388 00:23:45,401 --> 00:23:46,700 We're not 16 anymore, 389 00:23:46,735 --> 00:23:48,902 passing notes back and forth. 390 00:23:50,205 --> 00:23:52,773 Randy's not your ideal. So what? 391 00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:54,775 You're not his ideal either. 392 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:59,078 And most importantly, he is actually here. 393 00:24:01,717 --> 00:24:03,082 It's not settling. 394 00:24:03,118 --> 00:24:04,718 It's... 395 00:24:06,254 --> 00:24:08,254 It's being realistic. 396 00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:10,424 Yes. Yes. 397 00:24:36,847 --> 00:24:40,483 I'm not sure what stopped the flood of letters... 398 00:24:55,399 --> 00:24:58,467 It's been a few days since I've heard from you... 399 00:25:00,538 --> 00:25:03,305 but it already feels... 400 00:25:25,429 --> 00:25:29,165 Hank, remember those appearance requests? 401 00:25:58,462 --> 00:25:59,828 Jake! 402 00:26:01,065 --> 00:26:02,331 Granger! 403 00:26:02,366 --> 00:26:04,400 The author of, like, the best book ever! 404 00:26:04,435 --> 00:26:05,967 He's coming! He's gonna be... 405 00:26:06,003 --> 00:26:07,603 All this fuss over a book? 406 00:26:07,638 --> 00:26:10,306 What is all this? 407 00:26:10,341 --> 00:26:11,707 Are you guys... 408 00:26:11,742 --> 00:26:13,742 going on a date? 409 00:26:13,777 --> 00:26:15,043 That's right. 410 00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:16,723 Took 20 years, but your mom has finally agreed 411 00:26:16,747 --> 00:26:18,980 to go line dancing with me. 412 00:26:19,983 --> 00:26:21,417 Be nice. 413 00:26:21,452 --> 00:26:23,118 Line dancing? 414 00:26:25,323 --> 00:26:27,289 This is too weird. 415 00:26:27,325 --> 00:26:28,524 I'm going home. 416 00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:29,658 Remember, Mom! 417 00:26:29,694 --> 00:26:31,327 At the bookstore, tomorrow afternoon, 418 00:26:31,362 --> 00:26:33,929 Jake Granger! 419 00:26:33,964 --> 00:26:35,664 All right, little mama. 420 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:36,965 You ready? 421 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,467 Ready as I'll ever be. 422 00:26:38,502 --> 00:26:39,702 Let's do it. 423 00:26:50,848 --> 00:26:52,381 Now there's no such thing as too much. 424 00:26:55,419 --> 00:26:57,986 Dude, I told you. The air pressure is too high. 425 00:26:58,021 --> 00:26:59,455 That's the whole point. 426 00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:01,957 Yeah, well not if the potato evaporates. 427 00:27:01,992 --> 00:27:04,092 We're gonna run out of potatoes, Greg. 428 00:27:04,128 --> 00:27:05,628 Hey, there are plenty of potatoes... 429 00:27:05,663 --> 00:27:07,195 The Hammer is a precious instrument. 430 00:27:07,231 --> 00:27:08,797 So weird. 431 00:27:08,832 --> 00:27:11,533 Imagine if Greg paid attention to me the way he did that gun. 432 00:27:11,569 --> 00:27:13,569 I might not feel so... 433 00:27:15,239 --> 00:27:17,873 Anyway, how was last night? 434 00:27:17,908 --> 00:27:20,008 It was line dancing. 435 00:27:20,043 --> 00:27:22,544 You didn't like cauliflower at first either. 436 00:27:22,580 --> 00:27:23,679 It'll grow on you. 437 00:27:23,714 --> 00:27:25,113 Are you talking about line dancing 438 00:27:25,149 --> 00:27:26,715 or are you talking about Randy? 439 00:27:26,751 --> 00:27:29,818 I... I should have got the rental insurance. 440 00:27:29,853 --> 00:27:31,887 Maybe they won't notice. 441 00:27:33,891 --> 00:27:35,157 -Do you have a plan 442 00:27:35,192 --> 00:27:36,659 on how you're gonna meet Mrs. Right? 443 00:27:36,694 --> 00:27:38,272 The first thing Lilly mentioned in her letters 444 00:27:38,296 --> 00:27:40,274 that her all-time favorite book is "The Christmas Bow." 445 00:27:40,298 --> 00:27:41,830 Well, good. I hope she bought two. 446 00:27:41,865 --> 00:27:43,744 So, I'm thinking if my book is her favorite, then... 447 00:27:43,768 --> 00:27:45,445 There's no way she won't be at the reading. 448 00:27:45,469 --> 00:27:47,369 Okay. Makes sense, but how are you gonna know 449 00:27:47,405 --> 00:27:49,705 which one is her or specifically Mom? 450 00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:51,873 Kinda hopin' I'll just know. 451 00:27:51,909 --> 00:27:53,575 Okay. That's a great plan. 452 00:27:53,611 --> 00:27:54,743 You know what I would do? 453 00:27:54,779 --> 00:27:56,189 Look for an old lady in a kitten sweater. 454 00:27:56,213 --> 00:27:58,314 As always, 455 00:27:58,349 --> 00:28:00,081 your support is appreciated, Hank. 456 00:28:00,117 --> 00:28:01,684 I'm here, aren't I? 457 00:28:01,719 --> 00:28:03,051 Okay, I'm gonna go. 458 00:28:03,086 --> 00:28:04,420 Have fun. 459 00:28:06,724 --> 00:28:09,325 We were just answering the very important question of 460 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,560 how snow people all come to be. 461 00:28:11,595 --> 00:28:14,162 Just appear from the air? 462 00:28:14,198 --> 00:28:15,731 - "Question," said Mama, 463 00:28:15,766 --> 00:28:19,435 "Let's see, maybe it's time that I tell you the tale of 464 00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:22,938 how snow people all come... to be." 465 00:28:27,244 --> 00:28:29,678 - Here. Would you mind? - Sure. 466 00:28:32,516 --> 00:28:33,816 - Thank you. - Yeah. 467 00:28:33,851 --> 00:28:34,950 Mr. Granger! 468 00:28:35,986 --> 00:28:37,453 I want to be a writer like you! 469 00:28:37,488 --> 00:28:38,954 Can you tell me how to do that? 470 00:28:38,989 --> 00:28:40,389 And also, would you like 471 00:28:40,424 --> 00:28:42,302 a donut and some hot chocolate at my mom's store? 472 00:28:42,326 --> 00:28:43,959 -It's right there! 473 00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:48,930 Looks like I gotta go take a meeting. 474 00:28:50,634 --> 00:28:52,234 Come on! 475 00:28:52,269 --> 00:28:54,135 How many books have you written? 476 00:28:54,171 --> 00:28:56,638 - Six. - Is it hard to get published? 477 00:28:56,674 --> 00:28:59,808 Well, after the first one sold two million copies, no. 478 00:28:59,844 --> 00:29:01,643 What about that first one? 479 00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:03,412 Almost impossible. 480 00:29:03,447 --> 00:29:05,414 And how did you do it? 481 00:29:05,449 --> 00:29:07,215 I didn't stop trying. 482 00:29:07,251 --> 00:29:09,150 And how did you do that? 483 00:29:09,186 --> 00:29:11,787 I had someone who believed in me. 484 00:29:11,822 --> 00:29:13,655 Try again. Less mushy. 485 00:29:15,626 --> 00:29:17,426 Well, okay. 486 00:29:17,461 --> 00:29:20,128 Um, I knew I was good, so I made it my job 487 00:29:20,163 --> 00:29:22,531 to convince the publishers of the same thing. 488 00:29:22,566 --> 00:29:24,500 And that took four years, but eventually, 489 00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:26,535 this guy named Hank, he read my manuscript, 490 00:29:26,570 --> 00:29:27,936 and he signed me. 491 00:29:27,971 --> 00:29:30,506 We wish you a Merry Christmas 492 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:32,974 And a happy new year 493 00:29:33,010 --> 00:29:35,644 Please bring us some figgy pudding 494 00:29:35,679 --> 00:29:38,313 Please bring us some figgy pudding 495 00:29:38,348 --> 00:29:40,015 Last question. 496 00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,017 - Hmm? - Do you need a partner? 497 00:29:42,052 --> 00:29:43,819 And if so... 498 00:29:43,854 --> 00:29:46,054 would you consider an eight-year-old? 499 00:29:47,357 --> 00:29:48,957 Almost nine. 500 00:29:50,694 --> 00:29:51,727 Wha... 501 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,342 Lilly, I told you not to bother Mr. Granger. 502 00:30:07,377 --> 00:30:08,844 I was pitching him. 503 00:30:08,879 --> 00:30:10,378 Oh, well, that's so much different 504 00:30:10,414 --> 00:30:11,480 than bothering him. 505 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:13,916 Hi, I'm Celia Banks. 506 00:30:15,385 --> 00:30:17,052 Oh. 507 00:30:17,087 --> 00:30:18,520 It's really no problem. 508 00:30:18,556 --> 00:30:20,221 The hot chocolate was well worth it. 509 00:30:21,592 --> 00:30:24,192 Oh. Granger. Jake Granger. 510 00:30:24,227 --> 00:30:25,494 That's my name. 511 00:30:26,630 --> 00:30:28,029 Uh, Jake Granger is... 512 00:30:28,065 --> 00:30:29,965 my... name. 513 00:30:32,235 --> 00:30:33,702 I think she's got it. 514 00:30:33,737 --> 00:30:35,036 Oh. 515 00:30:37,808 --> 00:30:40,943 We have an open mic night on Sunday, and, uh, 516 00:30:40,978 --> 00:30:43,378 Lilly's gotten in her head she wants to be a writer. 517 00:30:43,413 --> 00:30:45,681 - Oh. - Not a real writer. 518 00:30:45,716 --> 00:30:47,282 I want to write children's books. 519 00:30:49,553 --> 00:30:50,652 Open mic, huh? 520 00:30:50,688 --> 00:30:53,355 Are you doing one this Sunday? 521 00:30:53,390 --> 00:30:56,057 Mr. Granger, you should come to a reading! 522 00:30:56,093 --> 00:30:57,726 Oh, no, Lilly. I'm sure that 523 00:30:57,761 --> 00:30:59,272 Mr. Granger doesn't have time to do that. 524 00:30:59,296 --> 00:31:00,562 Oh. Okay. 525 00:31:00,598 --> 00:31:02,197 Really? 526 00:31:02,232 --> 00:31:03,565 Yeah, absolutely. 527 00:31:03,601 --> 00:31:04,961 I don't fly out until the next day. 528 00:31:06,236 --> 00:31:07,769 Christmas Eve. 529 00:31:07,805 --> 00:31:09,805 I've been told that's an easy travel day, so. 530 00:31:14,077 --> 00:31:16,211 Well, um... 531 00:31:16,246 --> 00:31:19,414 please, um, tell us, how did you make your way here? 532 00:31:19,449 --> 00:31:22,450 You doing research for your new book 533 00:31:22,486 --> 00:31:24,085 on little towns? 534 00:31:24,121 --> 00:31:26,121 'Cause towns don't get much smaller. 535 00:31:27,491 --> 00:31:29,024 Yeah, I, uh... 536 00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:34,930 Yeah, I... I wasn't planning on doing this so soon, 537 00:31:34,965 --> 00:31:37,699 but I guess you gotta go with what you feel, right? 538 00:31:37,735 --> 00:31:39,134 Babe! 539 00:31:41,739 --> 00:31:43,939 Uh, I thought you were working on the potato gun. 540 00:31:43,974 --> 00:31:47,375 Uh, one, it's a cannon, and B, 541 00:31:47,411 --> 00:31:49,778 stupid Greg wouldn't listen to me about the air pressure. 542 00:31:51,448 --> 00:31:53,815 What's up? I'm Randy with a 'Y'. 543 00:31:53,851 --> 00:31:56,284 - Jake. - Granger! 544 00:31:56,319 --> 00:31:58,153 - The famous author! - Oh, right! 545 00:31:58,188 --> 00:32:00,088 Cool. How did... How did it go for you? 546 00:32:00,123 --> 00:32:01,256 It went... 547 00:32:01,291 --> 00:32:03,391 You know, actually... 548 00:32:03,427 --> 00:32:05,193 it was really draining. 549 00:32:05,228 --> 00:32:07,029 Hey, reading wears me out too. 550 00:32:08,131 --> 00:32:10,131 Yeah. Uh... 551 00:32:12,235 --> 00:32:13,936 I was gonna go back to the hotel. 552 00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:15,411 I just gotta get some rest, you know? 553 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:18,974 Uh, it was... it was a pleasure. 554 00:32:19,009 --> 00:32:21,109 Are you sure that you can't stick around? 555 00:32:21,144 --> 00:32:22,510 - We have... - Mom. 556 00:32:22,546 --> 00:32:24,179 The man is tired. 557 00:32:27,217 --> 00:32:28,283 Come on. 558 00:32:28,318 --> 00:32:29,885 Yeah, so... 559 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,486 I'm really sorry about that. 560 00:32:33,323 --> 00:32:34,756 We can work out the details 561 00:32:34,792 --> 00:32:36,524 of the partnership later on Sunday. 562 00:32:38,528 --> 00:32:40,128 At the open mic. 563 00:32:40,163 --> 00:32:41,697 Oh. Yeah. Right. 564 00:32:41,732 --> 00:32:43,699 That you promised you'd be at. 565 00:32:43,734 --> 00:32:45,333 Yep. I'll be there. 566 00:32:52,509 --> 00:32:53,909 This was stupid. 567 00:32:53,944 --> 00:32:56,478 I don't want to say I told you so, so... 568 00:32:56,513 --> 00:32:57,846 It's so stupid! 569 00:32:57,881 --> 00:32:59,547 I'm just gonna say I don't want to say 570 00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:01,382 I told you so, and let you fill in the blank. 571 00:33:01,418 --> 00:33:02,550 I've read 70 pages 572 00:33:02,586 --> 00:33:04,086 of what's in this woman's soul, Hank, 573 00:33:04,121 --> 00:33:06,254 and it's not a guy with a potato cannon. 574 00:33:06,289 --> 00:33:07,388 Wait, what? 575 00:33:07,424 --> 00:33:09,324 It doesn't matter. 576 00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:11,237 Doesn't matter? Tell that to the rental car company. 577 00:33:11,261 --> 00:33:14,462 Okay, listen, buddy, you took your shot. 578 00:33:14,498 --> 00:33:16,364 You were romantic out the wazoo. 579 00:33:17,935 --> 00:33:19,980 You want a take-away from this? Here's your take-away. 580 00:33:20,004 --> 00:33:21,536 - You're still very popular. - Oh. 581 00:33:21,571 --> 00:33:22,871 Okay? People want to see you. 582 00:33:22,906 --> 00:33:24,572 So, here's what we do. 583 00:33:24,608 --> 00:33:25,707 Book a tour. 584 00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:27,042 - Mm-mm. - No, listen. 585 00:33:27,077 --> 00:33:29,344 We go to every major city that has a luxury hotel 586 00:33:29,379 --> 00:33:31,290 and a time zone inconvenient for my wife to call. 587 00:33:31,314 --> 00:33:33,281 Okay, Jake. 588 00:33:33,316 --> 00:33:35,183 My dad used to say there's only one way 589 00:33:35,218 --> 00:33:36,284 to mend a broken heart. 590 00:33:37,587 --> 00:33:39,254 - What's that? - Money. 591 00:33:39,289 --> 00:33:40,421 Hank. 592 00:33:40,457 --> 00:33:41,757 Okay, he was divorced four times, 593 00:33:41,792 --> 00:33:43,125 but the logic is sound. 594 00:33:45,696 --> 00:33:47,295 - I'll do the tour. - Perfect. 595 00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:48,842 Okay. All right, I'll get on the phone. 596 00:33:48,866 --> 00:33:50,443 We'll get on the first flight out of here. 597 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:52,367 But I'm staying through the weekend. 598 00:33:52,402 --> 00:33:54,903 I gotta do the open mic like I said I would. 599 00:33:55,939 --> 00:33:57,472 I promised her. 600 00:33:57,507 --> 00:33:58,807 Lilly. 601 00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:15,657 I saw you today. 602 00:34:16,994 --> 00:34:18,393 I was 13 again. 603 00:34:18,428 --> 00:34:22,764 All butterflies and insecurity. 604 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,935 But your situation is different than I hoped it would be. 605 00:34:28,906 --> 00:34:30,739 I'm not 13 anymore 606 00:34:30,774 --> 00:34:33,508 and it's not in my nature to pout. 607 00:34:35,312 --> 00:34:36,778 If this can't be a romance, 608 00:34:36,814 --> 00:34:38,680 it'll just have to be a connection. 609 00:34:40,851 --> 00:34:44,686 I would be grateful for a moment of either. 610 00:34:48,658 --> 00:34:50,525 You'll get this after I leave. 611 00:34:52,096 --> 00:34:55,496 I don't know how much time we'll have together, 612 00:34:55,532 --> 00:34:58,233 but you should know how much this connection has meant to me. 613 00:35:00,137 --> 00:35:03,171 And just in case I never get the guts to tell you, 614 00:35:03,207 --> 00:35:05,406 you should also know who I really am. 615 00:35:06,576 --> 00:35:09,644 Love always, Jake. 616 00:35:17,258 --> 00:35:18,690 Babe! 617 00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,259 We wound up working through the night, 618 00:35:20,294 --> 00:35:21,726 but it was totally worth it. 619 00:35:21,762 --> 00:35:23,862 Oh, and I finally talked Greg down 620 00:35:23,898 --> 00:35:25,663 from that over-pressure jag thing he was on. 621 00:35:25,699 --> 00:35:26,831 Come here. 622 00:35:28,702 --> 00:35:31,270 See, people always think it's PSI. It's not. 623 00:35:31,305 --> 00:35:33,671 It's measured PSI over a surface area. 624 00:35:33,707 --> 00:35:35,374 You know, balance. 625 00:35:35,409 --> 00:35:36,708 Ooh, come here. 626 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:39,744 Balance. 627 00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:41,280 You're cute. 628 00:35:41,315 --> 00:35:43,515 I'll be a lot cuter when I win the Veggie Toss tomorrow. 629 00:35:43,550 --> 00:35:47,085 Randy, can we... 630 00:35:47,121 --> 00:35:49,087 can we talk about you calling me "babe"? 631 00:35:49,123 --> 00:35:50,555 - Yes. - We went on a date. 632 00:35:50,590 --> 00:35:51,590 We're not dating yet. 633 00:35:55,329 --> 00:35:56,594 What? Why are you smiling? 634 00:35:58,065 --> 00:35:59,697 'Cause you said "yet." 635 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,901 Okay, ixnay on the abe-bay thing. 636 00:36:02,937 --> 00:36:04,169 I got it. 637 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,904 -Babe-alicious. 638 00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:08,407 Oh, it's 7:00 a.m. You're officially open. 639 00:36:08,442 --> 00:36:10,309 - Can I do the, uh... - Yeah. 640 00:36:10,344 --> 00:36:11,876 Yes! Thank you. 641 00:36:11,912 --> 00:36:12,978 Bye. 642 00:36:30,130 --> 00:36:32,331 Not too early, am I? 643 00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:48,280 Someone's not happy with you. 644 00:36:49,316 --> 00:36:50,915 Lilly's nook. 645 00:36:50,951 --> 00:36:53,318 It's sort of understood that on the weekends, this is hers. 646 00:36:53,354 --> 00:36:54,419 Oh. 647 00:36:54,455 --> 00:36:55,954 - I had no idea. - I know, 648 00:36:55,990 --> 00:36:58,070 and that's the only reason you're not dead right now. 649 00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:00,492 She's an amazing kid. 650 00:37:04,498 --> 00:37:06,264 She's scary, but amazing. 651 00:37:09,536 --> 00:37:10,913 Do you need to get back to something? 652 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,105 No, um, but I can take your order. 653 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:15,173 Oh. Okay. 654 00:37:15,209 --> 00:37:17,709 Well, I'll have the To Ham and Ham Not 655 00:37:17,744 --> 00:37:21,713 and to drink, The Old Man and the Tea. 656 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:25,650 Celia, I know I just met you, but... 657 00:37:25,685 --> 00:37:27,685 I think you have a problem. 658 00:37:28,722 --> 00:37:29,988 Hemingway puns. 659 00:37:30,024 --> 00:37:32,290 I mean, it always starts off as some light wordplay 660 00:37:32,326 --> 00:37:34,026 on the weekends, you know, just for kicks, 661 00:37:34,061 --> 00:37:35,793 but the next thing you know, you're hooked! 662 00:37:35,829 --> 00:37:37,396 -And you're spending all night 663 00:37:37,431 --> 00:37:40,265 strung out looking for a pun for "Kilimanjaro." 664 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,134 Oh, you have not seen the side of pickle. 665 00:37:42,169 --> 00:37:44,702 "Dill-In-A-Jar-O." 666 00:37:44,738 --> 00:37:46,271 It's worse than I thought! 667 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:48,407 -It's so good! 668 00:37:48,442 --> 00:37:49,641 Come with me. 669 00:37:49,676 --> 00:37:50,875 - Come on. - Oh? 670 00:37:50,911 --> 00:37:53,145 I originally wanted a T. S. Eliot theme, 671 00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:55,180 but Bradley was always so good at debates, 672 00:37:55,215 --> 00:37:57,015 so Hemingway. 673 00:37:57,051 --> 00:37:58,383 Oh, wow. 674 00:38:00,854 --> 00:38:02,387 You guys did a ton of traveling. 675 00:38:02,423 --> 00:38:05,490 Mm, well we had all of that grad school money rolling in. 676 00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,395 Ooh, that's Cuba, right? 677 00:38:10,431 --> 00:38:11,729 La Bodeguita? 678 00:38:11,765 --> 00:38:13,165 Yeah, del Medio. 679 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,200 One of Hemingway's haunting grounds. 680 00:38:15,235 --> 00:38:17,835 Yeah. That must have been amazing to see in person. 681 00:38:17,871 --> 00:38:20,072 Haven't seen it yet. 682 00:38:20,107 --> 00:38:22,874 When Lilly figured out that her surprising arrival 683 00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:25,710 on the scene interrupted all this travel, 684 00:38:25,745 --> 00:38:28,713 she made me make a list of all the places 685 00:38:28,748 --> 00:38:30,382 that her father and I never got to 686 00:38:30,417 --> 00:38:31,450 before he passed away. 687 00:38:31,485 --> 00:38:33,085 Mm. 688 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,187 And this was her favorite. 689 00:38:37,724 --> 00:38:39,357 "We need some new memories, Mommy." 690 00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:46,931 So Lilly's gonna take you to Cuba? 691 00:38:46,967 --> 00:38:48,066 Hm. 692 00:38:49,603 --> 00:38:51,843 I like that you hung it here with all the other pictures. 693 00:38:52,973 --> 00:38:55,173 Oh, yeah? Why is that? 694 00:38:55,209 --> 00:39:00,112 Well, most people treat vacations like an escape. 695 00:39:00,147 --> 00:39:02,214 But you don't do that. 696 00:39:02,249 --> 00:39:04,416 I mean, this isn't about going some place sunny. 697 00:39:04,451 --> 00:39:07,119 Your hope for the future grows 698 00:39:07,154 --> 00:39:09,154 right out of all the love that you had in the past. 699 00:39:12,493 --> 00:39:14,659 What, are you analyzing me for English class? 700 00:39:14,694 --> 00:39:16,961 No. 701 00:39:16,997 --> 00:39:19,831 No, this is real life. 702 00:39:19,866 --> 00:39:24,503 Besides, I've never read a story or a poem as beautiful. 703 00:39:32,646 --> 00:39:35,614 Not everyone can live a life of letters. 704 00:39:35,649 --> 00:39:37,849 Well, sometimes letters are all you have. 705 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:41,486 You have no idea. 706 00:39:47,861 --> 00:39:49,861 Maybe that's a sign you should put my order in. 707 00:39:49,896 --> 00:39:52,597 - Uh. the ham and tea. - Yeah. 708 00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:54,666 Oh, actually, can you make that to go? 709 00:39:54,701 --> 00:39:58,303 Which I think that Hemingway might call... 710 00:39:58,338 --> 00:40:00,572 "A Movable Feast." 711 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:02,974 I... Wow, I can't believe at five years 712 00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:04,176 that we just thought of that. 713 00:40:12,286 --> 00:40:13,451 Christmas Fair. 714 00:40:13,487 --> 00:40:15,687 Excuse me? 715 00:40:15,722 --> 00:40:18,590 My mom is going to be at the Christmas Fair tonight. 716 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:21,359 I mean, if you wanted to see her again. 717 00:40:21,395 --> 00:40:23,295 Oh. Um... 718 00:40:23,330 --> 00:40:25,564 I... I had plans to... 719 00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:30,802 Tell me where this Christmas Fair might take place. 720 00:40:30,837 --> 00:40:32,537 - You were flirting. - You're wrong. 721 00:40:32,573 --> 00:40:34,639 First Santa Claus and now this guy? 722 00:40:34,675 --> 00:40:36,140 Anything else you want to tell me? 723 00:40:36,176 --> 00:40:37,809 You and Greg have something on the side? 724 00:40:37,844 --> 00:40:40,044 'Cause that's the only one I'm okay with. 725 00:40:50,090 --> 00:40:52,757 We wish you a merry Christmas 726 00:40:52,792 --> 00:40:55,627 We wish you a merry Christmas 727 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:58,162 We wish you a merry Christmas 728 00:40:58,198 --> 00:41:00,532 And a happy new year 729 00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:03,034 Good tidings we bring 730 00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:06,104 To you and your kin 731 00:41:06,139 --> 00:41:09,207 Good tidings for Christmas 732 00:41:09,243 --> 00:41:11,876 And a happy new year 733 00:41:11,911 --> 00:41:14,246 You look anxious. Think I know what it is. 734 00:41:14,281 --> 00:41:15,714 You're worried I'm not gonna share 735 00:41:15,749 --> 00:41:18,550 any of my maple syrup, and you're right. I will not. 736 00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:20,051 Yeah, none of this feels like me. 737 00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:21,486 Listen, you got married at what, 11? 738 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,255 - 22. - Same difference. 739 00:41:23,290 --> 00:41:24,867 Here's the thing. You're not in high school. 740 00:41:24,891 --> 00:41:26,502 You're not going steady. You're allowed to go 741 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,693 to the Mayberry Fair and say hello to her and Gomer. 742 00:41:28,729 --> 00:41:31,040 If I'm being honest with myself, I don't want to just say hello 743 00:41:31,064 --> 00:41:32,864 to her, I want to tell her everything 744 00:41:32,899 --> 00:41:34,599 - and I want to... - Unwrap her presents. 745 00:41:34,635 --> 00:41:36,601 No. Well, yes, I do. 746 00:41:36,637 --> 00:41:38,303 - But? - But I won't. 747 00:41:38,338 --> 00:41:40,672 She's with somebody and I gotta respect that. 748 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:43,141 That's right, 'cause you are the Incredible Hulk of guilt, 749 00:41:43,176 --> 00:41:44,676 and that's fine, but here's the thing. 750 00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:46,088 As your friend and more importantly as 751 00:41:46,112 --> 00:41:48,580 the person who makes 7% on every book you sell, 752 00:41:48,615 --> 00:41:49,981 I think it's good that you found 753 00:41:50,016 --> 00:41:51,316 a woman that thrilled you. 754 00:41:51,351 --> 00:41:53,285 It's, you know, it's nice you can go in there 755 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,221 and throw some platonic sparks, become yourself again. 756 00:41:57,257 --> 00:42:00,925 Yeah. Hank, for once, you're right. 757 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,160 For once? 758 00:42:02,195 --> 00:42:03,428 - Jake! 759 00:42:03,463 --> 00:42:05,062 I'm over here! 760 00:42:05,098 --> 00:42:07,231 Lilly! Hi! 761 00:42:07,267 --> 00:42:09,187 All right, I... I'm gonna let you deal with this. 762 00:42:10,470 --> 00:42:11,803 Can I trust you? 763 00:42:11,838 --> 00:42:13,738 With what? 764 00:42:13,774 --> 00:42:15,307 I have this book that I wrote 765 00:42:15,342 --> 00:42:18,142 and Mike Sullivan did the drawings for me. 766 00:42:18,178 --> 00:42:20,545 - Okay. - But I don't like him. 767 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:22,580 Okay. Who said you did? 768 00:42:22,616 --> 00:42:25,049 I just don't want people to get the wrong idea. 769 00:42:27,321 --> 00:42:30,622 If I give it to you, then, well... 770 00:42:30,657 --> 00:42:33,891 I couldn't show it to somebody even if I wanted to. 771 00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:35,794 - Oh. - We're partners. 772 00:42:35,829 --> 00:42:37,329 There's laws against that stuff. 773 00:42:37,364 --> 00:42:39,931 Okay. Well, I don't have it with me right now, 774 00:42:39,966 --> 00:42:43,301 but I can drop it off at the front desk of your hotel. 775 00:42:43,337 --> 00:42:45,770 - Okay. - And even if my mom begs... 776 00:42:45,806 --> 00:42:47,305 Cross my heart. 777 00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:51,242 Speaking of your mom, is she around anywhere? 778 00:42:54,948 --> 00:42:56,214 What? 779 00:42:56,249 --> 00:42:58,583 I have the same problem with Mike Sullivan. 780 00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:04,021 - Ta-da! - Oh... 781 00:43:04,057 --> 00:43:06,958 - What the what? - I'm here to relieve her. 782 00:43:12,432 --> 00:43:13,698 Hey Mom! 783 00:43:14,701 --> 00:43:15,701 You're late! 784 00:43:20,741 --> 00:43:22,974 And Mr. Granger's here! 785 00:43:23,009 --> 00:43:24,843 What? Oh, hi! 786 00:43:24,878 --> 00:43:26,944 I have to go watch Randy. 787 00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,813 I know. I'll be fine. Go have fun. 788 00:43:28,849 --> 00:43:30,081 Okay. 789 00:43:30,116 --> 00:43:31,516 Hello. 790 00:43:31,551 --> 00:43:33,017 I didn't know that you would be here. 791 00:43:33,052 --> 00:43:34,318 Are you disappointed? 792 00:43:34,354 --> 00:43:36,354 It's just that I have to be a cheerleader. 793 00:43:36,390 --> 00:43:38,189 An elf and a cheerleader. 794 00:43:38,224 --> 00:43:39,557 I know, right? 795 00:43:39,593 --> 00:43:41,726 Throw in my pleated plaid skirt from Catholic school 796 00:43:41,762 --> 00:43:42,994 and I'm a triple threat. 797 00:43:44,297 --> 00:43:46,330 Well, will you, uh... 798 00:43:46,366 --> 00:43:49,200 walk me to the potato gun contest? 799 00:43:49,235 --> 00:43:51,202 If I had a quarter for every time I heard that. 800 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,007 - This way. - All right. 801 00:43:57,411 --> 00:43:59,243 Okay, let's get you talking to Santa. 802 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,414 Hey, Lilly. 803 00:44:04,584 --> 00:44:07,285 Mike Sull... ivan. 804 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,753 Hi. 805 00:44:11,057 --> 00:44:12,924 Do... do you wanna... 806 00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:21,959 Holy night 807 00:44:21,994 --> 00:44:25,996 All is calm 808 00:44:26,032 --> 00:44:30,468 All is bright 809 00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:37,442 Round yon Virgin Mother and Child 810 00:44:41,481 --> 00:44:44,748 Greg and, uh, and Randy are in the... 811 00:44:44,784 --> 00:44:46,417 - Yes! 812 00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:48,219 And the winner of this year's Veggie Toss 813 00:44:48,254 --> 00:44:49,554 are Randy and Greg! 814 00:45:00,266 --> 00:45:02,600 Uh, all right! Hey! 815 00:45:02,635 --> 00:45:04,402 Well... 816 00:45:04,437 --> 00:45:07,305 I'd like to thank, uh, my best friend 817 00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:09,607 and partner... 818 00:45:09,642 --> 00:45:11,041 Mr. Randy Eggwater! 819 00:45:11,077 --> 00:45:12,977 -All right! 820 00:45:13,012 --> 00:45:14,778 Come on! 821 00:45:14,814 --> 00:45:16,080 Oh, Greg. 822 00:45:18,017 --> 00:45:19,683 Wow. 823 00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,286 Jake, Jake, it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen! 824 00:45:22,322 --> 00:45:24,355 Well, Celia, this is Hank Green. 825 00:45:24,390 --> 00:45:26,524 Hi. It's nice to meet you. 826 00:45:26,559 --> 00:45:28,159 This all makes sense now. 827 00:45:28,194 --> 00:45:29,327 Yeah. 828 00:45:29,362 --> 00:45:30,495 Yeah. 829 00:45:30,530 --> 00:45:33,030 - Randy! - Silent night 830 00:45:33,065 --> 00:45:34,865 Randy! 831 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,034 Holy night 832 00:45:38,338 --> 00:45:40,204 I... I have a brainstorm I gotta work out. 833 00:45:44,844 --> 00:45:47,077 Helen! Hel... Helen! 834 00:45:50,049 --> 00:45:52,450 I thought that this year I would do more 835 00:45:52,485 --> 00:45:54,018 than just work the fair. 836 00:45:54,053 --> 00:45:56,954 Hey, I think that I just lost my date too. 837 00:45:57,957 --> 00:45:59,657 Well, I have an idea. 838 00:45:59,692 --> 00:46:02,527 I mean, you can't write a book about small town America 839 00:46:02,562 --> 00:46:04,295 at not see the Christmas Fair. 840 00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:06,330 - You think? - I know. 841 00:46:11,437 --> 00:46:13,304 This really is something special. 842 00:46:13,339 --> 00:46:14,905 It's my favorite thing. 843 00:46:17,410 --> 00:46:19,143 Think it's gonna start to snow. 844 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,246 When I first moved back here, 845 00:46:22,282 --> 00:46:24,048 I was sulking like a big baby. 846 00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:25,316 Aww. 847 00:46:25,351 --> 00:46:28,118 All my dreams involved late city nights. 848 00:46:28,154 --> 00:46:30,054 - Mm-hmm. - You know? 849 00:46:30,089 --> 00:46:32,657 But then my husband signed us up 850 00:46:32,692 --> 00:46:34,492 to do the Santa's Workshop. 851 00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:35,993 Without telling me. 852 00:46:36,996 --> 00:46:38,563 And I just loved it. 853 00:46:40,233 --> 00:46:41,732 I... 854 00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:49,407 This is why I don't talk about stuff. 855 00:46:51,811 --> 00:46:54,445 Anyway, we do it every year. 856 00:46:56,649 --> 00:46:57,781 That's beautiful. 857 00:47:00,019 --> 00:47:02,786 I mean, everything except for this hat. 858 00:47:02,822 --> 00:47:04,255 The hat is awful. 859 00:47:04,290 --> 00:47:06,156 I know. It turned out so bad. 860 00:47:06,192 --> 00:47:07,958 -I tried really hard. 861 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:10,294 -Not hard enough, apparently. 862 00:47:10,330 --> 00:47:12,463 Hands and feet stay inside at all times 863 00:47:12,498 --> 00:47:14,932 and don't drop any items out of the car. 864 00:47:14,967 --> 00:47:16,200 Got it? 865 00:47:18,571 --> 00:47:19,737 Merry Christmas. 866 00:47:23,142 --> 00:47:25,175 Hands and feet stay inside at all times 867 00:47:25,211 --> 00:47:27,612 and don't drop any items out of the car. 868 00:47:27,647 --> 00:47:29,747 You're not cold, are you? 869 00:47:29,782 --> 00:47:32,816 Outdoor carnival ride in -45 degree temperatures? 870 00:47:32,852 --> 00:47:34,218 Why would I be cold? 871 00:47:35,455 --> 00:47:36,621 It's good for ya. 872 00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:51,469 You know, I think desperate times... 873 00:47:51,504 --> 00:47:53,504 -dun dun dun. 874 00:47:53,539 --> 00:47:54,838 Here you go. 875 00:47:54,874 --> 00:47:56,039 No... Oh! 876 00:47:56,075 --> 00:47:57,642 Oh! 877 00:48:01,714 --> 00:48:03,781 Don't look down or we're in trouble. 878 00:48:05,351 --> 00:48:08,252 Stupid people can't follow the stupid rules. 879 00:48:09,489 --> 00:48:11,355 Hands and feel stay inside at all times. 880 00:48:12,725 --> 00:48:14,285 So you're afraid of heights, aren't you? 881 00:48:16,162 --> 00:48:17,762 No. 882 00:48:17,797 --> 00:48:19,697 -Yeah. 883 00:48:21,668 --> 00:48:23,934 So you're afraid of heights, you don't like the cold. 884 00:48:23,969 --> 00:48:25,169 Yeah, I know, I know. 885 00:48:25,204 --> 00:48:27,004 And I'm terrible at throwing a baseball. 886 00:48:27,039 --> 00:48:28,806 My dad is still disappointed. 887 00:48:29,842 --> 00:48:31,709 No, it's just... 888 00:48:31,744 --> 00:48:34,412 I mean, why did you come up here? 889 00:48:36,382 --> 00:48:37,815 Because you wanted to. 890 00:48:50,029 --> 00:48:51,261 It's so strange, 891 00:48:51,297 --> 00:48:53,397 I know that we just met, but... 892 00:48:56,669 --> 00:48:58,602 it just feels like I know you. 893 00:48:59,872 --> 00:49:01,339 It's actually not so strange. 894 00:49:01,374 --> 00:49:02,673 You go home Monday? 895 00:49:05,277 --> 00:49:06,377 Yeah. 896 00:49:08,314 --> 00:49:10,080 That's a shame. 897 00:49:11,116 --> 00:49:12,156 There's a lot more to see. 898 00:49:13,486 --> 00:49:15,553 Okay, there's not a lot more to see. 899 00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,724 But I... 900 00:49:19,759 --> 00:49:22,092 I just would like it if you stayed. 901 00:50:17,517 --> 00:50:19,983 People gotta learn to follow the rules! 902 00:50:20,019 --> 00:50:21,485 I should go. 903 00:50:21,521 --> 00:50:24,354 Uh, thank you for taking me on the ferris wheel. 904 00:50:24,390 --> 00:50:26,824 - Uh, Celia... - I've gotta go pick up Lilly! 905 00:50:26,859 --> 00:50:28,459 Uh, I'll see you tomorrow? 906 00:50:28,494 --> 00:50:30,093 I'm keeping this. 907 00:50:35,334 --> 00:50:37,635 Celia and I went on the ferris wheel together. 908 00:50:37,670 --> 00:50:38,702 Are you speaking in code? 909 00:50:38,738 --> 00:50:40,504 No. It felt... 910 00:50:41,507 --> 00:50:44,174 Whatever it was, we both felt it. 911 00:50:44,209 --> 00:50:46,544 I don't think that Randy and Celia belong together. 912 00:50:46,579 --> 00:50:47,645 Nobody belongs together. 913 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,680 Look, Hank, I'm being serious. 914 00:50:49,715 --> 00:50:51,181 All right? 915 00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:52,382 I need to know somethin'. 916 00:50:54,053 --> 00:50:56,186 I'm not a bad person, am I? 917 00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:58,088 No? Tomorrow, if I go for it 918 00:50:58,123 --> 00:50:59,156 and tell her who I am 919 00:50:59,191 --> 00:51:01,525 and that we already know each other, 920 00:51:01,561 --> 00:51:03,405 look, I just need to know that I'm not a bad person. 921 00:51:03,429 --> 00:51:05,996 You're not a bad person. 922 00:51:06,031 --> 00:51:07,097 Mm! 923 00:51:07,132 --> 00:51:08,666 Mm. 924 00:51:08,701 --> 00:51:10,835 - That's it? - Yeah, that's it. 925 00:51:10,870 --> 00:51:13,203 Technically, I'm the other woman. 926 00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:15,973 In all this hullabaloo, did it even occur to you 927 00:51:16,008 --> 00:51:18,476 to find out how many dates Randy and Celia have been on? 928 00:51:18,511 --> 00:51:21,311 Well, yeah. She said that they've known each other since... 929 00:51:23,182 --> 00:51:24,482 One? 930 00:51:24,517 --> 00:51:26,149 Having a conversation 931 00:51:26,185 --> 00:51:28,163 with my new client, Randall... We're doing a book tour. 932 00:51:28,187 --> 00:51:30,020 "American Potato Guns: A Journey." 933 00:51:30,055 --> 00:51:32,490 It'll be a blockbuster. And he makes mention 934 00:51:32,525 --> 00:51:35,860 that he and Celia have been on exactly... 935 00:51:37,229 --> 00:51:38,395 One date? 936 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:43,333 You're not Mr. Wrong. You're Mr. Right. 937 00:51:45,337 --> 00:51:47,204 I mean, they are technically... 938 00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,206 You know, known each other for 25 years. 939 00:51:49,241 --> 00:51:50,841 Oh, come on, Hank! Be serious here! 940 00:51:50,877 --> 00:51:52,543 I am being serious. You be serious, okay? 941 00:51:52,578 --> 00:51:54,018 Stop acting like an eighth grade girl 942 00:51:54,046 --> 00:51:55,679 and be adult about this. Use your eyes. 943 00:51:55,715 --> 00:51:58,215 Go there tomorrow! If it seems like the real deal, back off. 944 00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,384 Otherwise, I've heard tell rumors on the Internet 945 00:52:00,419 --> 00:52:03,053 that there are some women that might like a guy who's rich 946 00:52:03,088 --> 00:52:04,622 and young and famous, okay? 947 00:52:04,657 --> 00:52:07,057 For the sake of Pete, when did this become so complicated? 948 00:52:07,092 --> 00:52:08,092 Cheese and crackers! 949 00:52:10,663 --> 00:52:12,195 I forgot that this was my room. 950 00:52:13,733 --> 00:52:15,432 You're a good friend, Hank. 951 00:52:17,102 --> 00:52:19,102 I'm a good friend. Put that in my eulogy. 952 00:52:51,270 --> 00:52:52,469 Is everything okay? 953 00:52:52,504 --> 00:52:54,137 - Yeah! 954 00:52:54,173 --> 00:52:57,407 Just wanted to come over and celebrate with my girl. 955 00:52:58,644 --> 00:53:00,544 I won the Veggie Toss. 956 00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:02,379 Oh! And, and some guy 957 00:53:02,414 --> 00:53:05,015 wants me to go... 958 00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:07,150 on a Potato Cannon Tour with him. 959 00:53:10,690 --> 00:53:12,856 Feels like a night of dreams. 960 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,227 Randy, that's great. Really. 961 00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:20,363 I'm really happy for you, but... 962 00:53:21,867 --> 00:53:24,735 Look, I'm not your girl. 963 00:53:25,905 --> 00:53:27,304 Uh, what? 964 00:53:28,841 --> 00:53:32,509 I think that this is... moving too fast. 965 00:53:32,544 --> 00:53:34,444 We've known each other 20 years. 966 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,814 It seems to me like it's not moving fast enough. 967 00:53:36,849 --> 00:53:39,449 I think we need to talk. 968 00:53:39,485 --> 00:53:42,319 Come on, don't say that. 969 00:53:42,354 --> 00:53:43,420 Don't say that. 970 00:53:43,455 --> 00:53:44,888 Nothing good ever happens 971 00:53:44,924 --> 00:53:48,092 when a girl says, "I think we really need to talk." 972 00:53:49,361 --> 00:53:50,527 Hot chocolate? 973 00:53:51,530 --> 00:53:52,930 Yes. 974 00:53:54,466 --> 00:53:55,899 Thanks, babe. 975 00:53:55,935 --> 00:53:57,300 Oh, my god. 976 00:54:07,769 --> 00:54:11,571 Any chance this could get delivered before Christmas? 977 00:54:11,606 --> 00:54:12,905 Oh. 978 00:54:12,941 --> 00:54:15,575 No guarantees, my dear. 979 00:54:20,081 --> 00:54:22,081 But you never know. 980 00:54:22,116 --> 00:54:25,084 It is that time of year for miracles. 981 00:54:25,119 --> 00:54:26,552 Thank you. 982 00:54:26,588 --> 00:54:28,287 Hi, hi... 983 00:54:28,322 --> 00:54:29,822 - Hey. - It's so good to see you. 984 00:54:29,858 --> 00:54:32,157 Thank you for coming. So much. Oh, hi. 985 00:54:32,193 --> 00:54:33,459 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 986 00:54:33,495 --> 00:54:35,495 Thanks for coming, but I gotta get up, so sit down. 987 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:43,636 Hi, everyone, and welcome to The Bun Also Rises Open Mic. 988 00:54:45,406 --> 00:54:46,873 So we have a lot to get through, 989 00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:48,875 so let's just get started. 990 00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:51,878 First up, give a big welcome to Mikey! 991 00:54:55,316 --> 00:54:56,749 Thank you, everybody. 992 00:55:53,507 --> 00:55:54,874 Well? 993 00:55:54,909 --> 00:55:57,109 You're like a little ninja. 994 00:55:59,581 --> 00:56:01,714 Okay, let's start with the illustrations. 995 00:56:01,749 --> 00:56:04,550 We do not negotiate about Mike Sullivan. 996 00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:09,088 Okay, well... 997 00:56:09,123 --> 00:56:12,792 Look, I feel a little bit rude talking during the Open Mic. 998 00:56:12,827 --> 00:56:14,727 How about I just write up the notes? 999 00:56:14,762 --> 00:56:15,928 Does that sound fair? 1000 00:56:18,299 --> 00:56:21,100 You're gonna tell me it's bad, aren't you? 1001 00:56:21,135 --> 00:56:24,169 No, Lilly. It doesn't matter what I say. 1002 00:56:24,205 --> 00:56:27,539 Look, here's the thing about being a writer. 1003 00:56:27,575 --> 00:56:29,909 Lots of people are gonna call you crazy. 1004 00:56:29,944 --> 00:56:31,744 All right? They called me crazy. 1005 00:56:31,779 --> 00:56:36,115 It's a stupid, dumb, ridiculous thing to want to be, all right? 1006 00:56:36,150 --> 00:56:37,349 But you keep at it. 1007 00:56:37,384 --> 00:56:39,451 And you never stop believing because one day, 1008 00:56:39,487 --> 00:56:42,021 that stupid, dumb, ridiculous thing 1009 00:56:42,056 --> 00:56:44,556 isn't stupid or dumb or ridiculous. 1010 00:56:45,693 --> 00:56:46,726 It's just real. 1011 00:56:46,761 --> 00:56:48,894 And it's yours. 1012 00:56:51,899 --> 00:56:52,999 All right. 1013 00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:55,234 I'll get your notes. 1014 00:56:55,269 --> 00:56:57,937 - Do you have a reading? - Yeah, I got a little somethin'. 1015 00:57:02,276 --> 00:57:04,076 -Yeah! All right! 1016 00:57:06,047 --> 00:57:07,346 That's as much as I wrote. 1017 00:57:07,381 --> 00:57:08,948 That was great, Mikey. Thank you. 1018 00:57:08,983 --> 00:57:10,916 - Thank you. - You did really great. 1019 00:57:10,952 --> 00:57:13,352 Okay, next we have Jerry. 1020 00:57:30,772 --> 00:57:33,939 Because sometimes... 1021 00:57:33,975 --> 00:57:36,742 cold is hot... 1022 00:57:38,079 --> 00:57:39,545 and... 1023 00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:41,547 and others' hot... 1024 00:57:47,555 --> 00:57:49,955 is cold. 1025 00:57:49,991 --> 00:57:52,925 Okay, let's hear it for Jerry, everybody! 1026 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,460 Thank you! It's... it's too long of a poem. 1027 00:58:00,568 --> 00:58:02,068 Our little stage has had, uh... 1028 00:58:02,103 --> 00:58:04,804 many writers on it, but never one 1029 00:58:04,839 --> 00:58:06,305 with this pedigree. 1030 00:58:06,340 --> 00:58:08,107 So, please give a warm welcome 1031 00:58:08,142 --> 00:58:09,975 to the internationally best-selling author 1032 00:58:10,011 --> 00:58:13,079 of "The Christmas Bow," Mr. Jake Granger. 1033 00:58:23,991 --> 00:58:25,524 So... 1034 00:58:28,162 --> 00:58:31,964 I don't actually have a... a poem or... 1035 00:58:31,999 --> 00:58:33,465 a short story. 1036 00:58:37,004 --> 00:58:38,204 Um... 1037 00:58:40,041 --> 00:58:42,641 In fact, I think maybe I... I should have come up 1038 00:58:42,676 --> 00:58:46,145 with a less dramatic way of... of doing this. 1039 00:58:48,816 --> 00:58:51,183 Th... this is the first time that I've... 1040 00:58:51,219 --> 00:58:53,518 attempted one of these, actually. 1041 00:58:53,554 --> 00:58:55,687 It's, um... 1042 00:58:55,723 --> 00:58:56,856 it's a confession. 1043 00:58:56,891 --> 00:58:58,657 What did you do? 1044 00:59:00,361 --> 00:59:01,794 Hold that thought! 1045 00:59:03,898 --> 00:59:05,364 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 1046 00:59:05,399 --> 00:59:07,800 This will only, uh, this will only take one hot minute. 1047 00:59:08,836 --> 00:59:11,470 Thank you. Thank you. 1048 00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:14,206 Um, hi. 1049 00:59:20,014 --> 00:59:23,682 Um, okay, so everybody here knows that I'm, uh... 1050 00:59:23,717 --> 00:59:25,251 you know, not a poet. 1051 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:30,222 But everybody here also knows 1052 00:59:30,258 --> 00:59:34,593 how I feel about Cindy Lou Who over there, right? 1053 00:59:36,764 --> 00:59:39,098 We both took a lot of left turns, 1054 00:59:39,133 --> 00:59:43,735 to, you know, get back in town here, together, 1055 00:59:43,771 --> 00:59:47,206 so I wanted to do something very spectacular 1056 00:59:47,241 --> 00:59:49,608 for her, so, uh... 1057 00:59:51,512 --> 00:59:54,413 Celia, will you come up here please? 1058 00:59:54,448 --> 00:59:55,547 Go. 1059 01:00:11,966 --> 01:00:13,165 Aww! 1060 01:00:15,602 --> 01:00:17,870 Roses are red. 1061 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,141 They are so red. 1062 01:00:27,548 --> 01:00:30,082 Violets... 1063 01:00:31,252 --> 01:00:33,118 even more blue. 1064 01:00:36,657 --> 01:00:38,924 "Lilly Eggwater"? 1065 01:00:40,027 --> 01:00:42,461 And I really... 1066 01:00:42,496 --> 01:00:44,964 really... 1067 01:00:44,999 --> 01:00:47,266 want to go to Cuba with you. 1068 01:00:49,003 --> 01:00:51,803 That's right. 1069 01:00:51,839 --> 01:00:53,405 Cuba, baby. 1070 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,308 Huh? I spent my advance book money on these. 1071 01:01:07,355 --> 01:01:08,653 Jake! 1072 01:01:13,861 --> 01:01:15,327 Hey, Lilly. 1073 01:01:18,032 --> 01:01:20,966 Uh, hey, I'll be in touch about the book, okay? 1074 01:01:22,703 --> 01:01:24,136 I promise. 1075 01:01:24,171 --> 01:01:25,504 Why are you leaving? 1076 01:01:28,475 --> 01:01:31,043 I, uh... 1077 01:01:32,046 --> 01:01:33,379 I gotta get ahead of the snow. 1078 01:01:35,682 --> 01:01:37,383 Oh. What snow? 1079 01:01:39,053 --> 01:01:40,552 Um... 1080 01:01:50,197 --> 01:01:52,664 Whoa. 1081 01:01:52,699 --> 01:01:53,699 Wow. 1082 01:01:56,404 --> 01:01:57,803 Hey... 1083 01:01:57,838 --> 01:01:59,738 I'll see you later, partner. 1084 01:02:33,274 --> 01:02:35,074 "Love always, Jake." 1085 01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:53,825 Hey, listen. You know, it's, uh... 1086 01:02:53,861 --> 01:02:56,228 maybe for the best. You know? 1087 01:02:58,099 --> 01:02:59,099 Okay. 1088 01:03:11,445 --> 01:03:12,577 Are you kidding me? 1089 01:03:12,613 --> 01:03:14,191 - It... it's not my fault. - Look at this. 1090 01:03:14,215 --> 01:03:15,447 It's ice. I don't live in ice. 1091 01:03:15,483 --> 01:03:17,749 I live in... nice places that don't have this. 1092 01:03:17,784 --> 01:03:19,551 - Hank. - This is ridiculous. 1093 01:03:19,586 --> 01:03:21,098 - It's not my... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. 1094 01:03:21,122 --> 01:03:23,588 We're the only car on the road. 1095 01:03:25,759 --> 01:03:27,659 This is the first place we've seen in miles. 1096 01:03:27,694 --> 01:03:29,328 Be careful. This could be a murder house. 1097 01:03:29,363 --> 01:03:30,462 It's just for the night. 1098 01:03:30,498 --> 01:03:32,731 How about some lights in here? 1099 01:03:32,766 --> 01:03:34,766 Yeah, well, the murderer would hide them. 1100 01:03:34,801 --> 01:03:36,279 That would be a good move on his part. 1101 01:03:36,303 --> 01:03:37,469 Why are you such a big baby? 1102 01:03:37,505 --> 01:03:39,105 I'm not being a baby. I don't know why... 1103 01:03:39,140 --> 01:03:41,740 It's just showing good... It's showing good thinking 1104 01:03:41,775 --> 01:03:43,420 - to not be afraid. - There's some lights in here. 1105 01:03:43,444 --> 01:03:44,954 - Okay. All right. - All right, all right. 1106 01:03:44,978 --> 01:03:46,278 -Here we go. 1107 01:03:48,482 --> 01:03:50,449 Gonna hug you in case it's a murder house. 1108 01:03:50,484 --> 01:03:51,828 I'm just hugging. Is it a murder house? 1109 01:03:51,852 --> 01:03:53,118 Hey. 1110 01:03:54,121 --> 01:03:55,354 Oh. 1111 01:04:02,629 --> 01:04:05,264 All right, I'm going to bed. 1112 01:04:05,299 --> 01:04:07,199 Santa's workshop. 1113 01:04:16,850 --> 01:04:18,449 No, no, no. 1114 01:04:18,485 --> 01:04:20,396 Listen, I get what you're saying. The flight's canceled. 1115 01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:22,954 I know it's canceled. I'm not on the flight, so I know. 1116 01:04:22,990 --> 01:04:24,522 Okay, here's what I need to know. 1117 01:04:24,557 --> 01:04:27,158 When is the next flight? 1118 01:04:27,194 --> 01:04:28,426 Oh, you don't know? 1119 01:04:28,461 --> 01:04:30,428 Well, okay, do you have The Weather Channel? 1120 01:04:30,463 --> 01:04:31,829 Because I'll tell you what I have. 1121 01:04:31,865 --> 01:04:33,442 I have 300 years worth of farmers' almanacs. 1122 01:04:33,466 --> 01:04:35,767 Maybe I could... You wanna know what happens in 1908? 1123 01:04:35,802 --> 01:04:37,113 'Cause I can make that work for you. 1124 01:04:37,137 --> 01:04:39,604 All right, listen. I'll level with you. 1125 01:04:39,639 --> 01:04:42,974 I... I just had my third kid, and, um... 1126 01:04:43,010 --> 01:04:44,776 I... I wanna get home, all right? 1127 01:04:44,811 --> 01:04:47,512 It's Christmas. I want to get home, and... 1128 01:04:49,116 --> 01:04:50,815 I miss my family. 1129 01:04:50,850 --> 01:04:53,418 So, I'm sorry I yelled. I'll find my tickets. 1130 01:04:53,453 --> 01:04:56,021 I'm sure they're in here somewhere. 1131 01:04:56,056 --> 01:04:57,555 Hang on. 1132 01:04:57,590 --> 01:04:58,957 I have them. 1133 01:05:00,527 --> 01:05:02,693 Or no, I don't actually. 1134 01:05:13,706 --> 01:05:15,040 She's still asleep? 1135 01:05:15,075 --> 01:05:17,442 Well, she stayed up waiting for you. 1136 01:05:19,913 --> 01:05:23,848 Sometimes it takes Randy a while for things to sink in. 1137 01:05:25,518 --> 01:05:27,285 You're not mad at me, are you? 1138 01:05:27,321 --> 01:05:28,586 Why would I be mad? 1139 01:05:28,621 --> 01:05:29,955 Just because you had a sure thing 1140 01:05:29,990 --> 01:05:31,867 and threw it away for some shifty, no-good author 1141 01:05:31,891 --> 01:05:33,602 who skipped town in the middle of the night? 1142 01:05:33,626 --> 01:05:37,028 Guy gets tickets to Cuba, you say no? 1143 01:05:37,064 --> 01:05:38,763 He missed the whole point of Cuba. 1144 01:05:38,798 --> 01:05:41,199 Whatever. It doesn't matter. 1145 01:05:41,234 --> 01:05:43,501 I know why you did it. 1146 01:05:43,536 --> 01:05:45,636 You wanted your happy ending. 1147 01:05:45,672 --> 01:05:47,705 Your big, romantic moment. 1148 01:05:51,244 --> 01:05:54,879 You know, that agent of Jake's made an offer 1149 01:05:54,914 --> 01:05:56,714 to Randy and Greg. 1150 01:05:56,749 --> 01:06:00,551 He wants to do a book on their stupid potato gun, 1151 01:06:00,587 --> 01:06:02,220 take 'em out on the road, 1152 01:06:02,255 --> 01:06:06,491 take pictures of 'em at various festivals. 1153 01:06:06,526 --> 01:06:08,126 - Oh, man. - Of course. 1154 01:06:09,196 --> 01:06:12,230 Another way to leave me here alone. 1155 01:06:12,265 --> 01:06:13,965 What are you trying to say? 1156 01:06:15,969 --> 01:06:17,802 You were always the smart one. 1157 01:06:17,837 --> 01:06:20,171 The pretty woman. 1158 01:06:20,207 --> 01:06:23,241 I tried to tell myself I was just looking out for you, 1159 01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:24,942 but it wasn't that. 1160 01:06:26,446 --> 01:06:28,213 I wanted you to have my life 1161 01:06:28,248 --> 01:06:31,082 so I wouldn't have to feel so alone all the time. 1162 01:06:31,118 --> 01:06:34,519 - Honey... - I'm not mad at you. 1163 01:06:34,554 --> 01:06:36,988 I'm proud of you. 1164 01:06:37,024 --> 01:06:41,226 You had the guts to try for your happily ever after. 1165 01:06:41,261 --> 01:06:44,029 And it turned out spectacularly. 1166 01:06:44,064 --> 01:06:45,130 How do you think I feel? 1167 01:06:45,165 --> 01:06:47,298 I'm getting dumped for a potato gun. 1168 01:06:47,334 --> 01:06:48,833 Oh, it's a cannon. 1169 01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:56,941 Hi. 1170 01:06:56,976 --> 01:06:59,477 - Uh, Randy... - Maybe I should go. 1171 01:06:59,513 --> 01:07:01,579 No, no, no, this will just take a second. 1172 01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:05,250 I wanted to drop off your stuff. 1173 01:07:07,987 --> 01:07:11,722 Randy, I didn't keep anything at your house. 1174 01:07:11,758 --> 01:07:15,260 Well, then I guess it's just a box of stuff I didn't need. 1175 01:07:15,295 --> 01:07:17,995 Merry Christmas. 1176 01:07:19,299 --> 01:07:20,498 Are you okay? 1177 01:07:22,635 --> 01:07:24,602 Well, I gotta admit, it was... 1178 01:07:24,637 --> 01:07:26,737 a pretty dark night. 1179 01:07:26,773 --> 01:07:29,874 - Then Greg came over. - Greg? My Greg? 1180 01:07:29,909 --> 01:07:32,043 You know it, lamb-chop. 1181 01:07:32,079 --> 01:07:34,145 Anyhow, you know, we started talking 1182 01:07:34,181 --> 01:07:37,148 about relationships and stuff, and he was trying to explain 1183 01:07:37,184 --> 01:07:39,750 to me why he couldn't go on the Potato Cannon Tour with me. 1184 01:07:39,786 --> 01:07:40,885 And... 1185 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:42,787 I was, like... 1186 01:07:42,822 --> 01:07:44,589 you know, sad. 1187 01:07:44,624 --> 01:07:48,993 'Cause... double rejection. 1188 01:07:49,028 --> 01:07:50,828 Then Greg said being with Helen 1189 01:07:50,863 --> 01:07:52,497 was like getting a new truck. 1190 01:07:52,532 --> 01:07:54,143 You know that feeling you get in the morning 1191 01:07:54,167 --> 01:07:55,778 when you see it the day after you bought it? 1192 01:07:55,802 --> 01:07:57,402 You're like, "Man, I bought a new truck!" 1193 01:07:59,473 --> 01:08:02,373 I mean, except he says he feels like that every morning. 1194 01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:05,443 And that's when what you said to me, 1195 01:08:05,479 --> 01:08:07,145 it made sense. 1196 01:08:07,180 --> 01:08:09,547 I mean, we're not each other's new trucks. 1197 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:12,317 We're just, you know... 1198 01:08:12,352 --> 01:08:14,486 two people looking for a ride. 1199 01:08:18,525 --> 01:08:21,226 He called me a new truck? 1200 01:08:21,261 --> 01:08:22,760 He called you an eight-cylinder Hemi. 1201 01:08:22,795 --> 01:08:23,835 That's what he called you. 1202 01:08:25,198 --> 01:08:26,478 Oh, that's... It's a good thing. 1203 01:08:28,968 --> 01:08:30,335 Yeah. 1204 01:08:30,370 --> 01:08:31,836 I gotta go. 1205 01:08:38,945 --> 01:08:41,613 You're pretty amazing sometimes, Randy. 1206 01:08:41,648 --> 01:08:43,114 Yeah, I know. 1207 01:08:43,150 --> 01:08:44,382 You too, Cee-lo. 1208 01:08:46,719 --> 01:08:48,019 Friends? 1209 01:08:50,190 --> 01:08:51,422 Always. 1210 01:09:04,137 --> 01:09:05,436 Balance. 1211 01:09:13,913 --> 01:09:14,913 Mom! 1212 01:09:15,982 --> 01:09:18,183 Jake Granger's Santa Claus! 1213 01:09:18,218 --> 01:09:19,384 What? 1214 01:09:32,233 --> 01:09:34,567 It's fitting it happened on a ferris wheel... 1215 01:09:36,370 --> 01:09:39,605 because everything is spinning. 1216 01:09:41,609 --> 01:09:45,477 I know it's silly and I know I just met him, 1217 01:09:45,513 --> 01:09:48,480 but we somehow... 1218 01:09:48,516 --> 01:09:49,882 we understand each other. 1219 01:09:53,521 --> 01:09:55,988 There was a connection. 1220 01:09:56,024 --> 01:09:59,058 Electric and... and magical. 1221 01:09:59,093 --> 01:10:01,093 But it was real. 1222 01:10:02,697 --> 01:10:05,330 He felt it too. 1223 01:10:05,366 --> 01:10:10,970 It made it clear to me that I'm headed toward the wrong man. 1224 01:10:11,005 --> 01:10:16,275 I have been letting pressure and inertia take me places 1225 01:10:16,310 --> 01:10:18,578 I didn't want to go. 1226 01:10:18,613 --> 01:10:20,279 You might not be Santa, 1227 01:10:20,314 --> 01:10:25,250 but you're already responsible for one actual miracle. 1228 01:10:25,286 --> 01:10:28,754 You convinced me love was real and possible again. 1229 01:10:32,193 --> 01:10:36,095 And now I've met a man who it might be possible with, 1230 01:10:36,130 --> 01:10:38,731 and I don't know what to do. 1231 01:10:40,301 --> 01:10:42,902 Tell me you have one more miracle in you. 1232 01:10:44,872 --> 01:10:46,105 You have to go to her. 1233 01:10:47,508 --> 01:10:49,075 Did you read my letter? 1234 01:10:50,678 --> 01:10:52,278 Well, I, you know, I was... I was looking 1235 01:10:52,313 --> 01:10:54,246 for the plane tickets, and I... 1236 01:10:54,281 --> 01:10:56,126 Let's not get bogged down with details, all right? 1237 01:10:56,150 --> 01:10:57,583 Let's just get to the point. 1238 01:10:57,619 --> 01:10:59,396 You're the one that said this whole thing is stupid. 1239 01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:01,098 Number one, that's before I knew it was real, 1240 01:11:01,122 --> 01:11:02,962 number two, did you read the same letter I did? 1241 01:11:04,092 --> 01:11:05,290 You're a romantic! 1242 01:11:05,326 --> 01:11:06,492 Eh... 1243 01:11:06,527 --> 01:11:08,094 All right, here's what we'll do. 1244 01:11:08,129 --> 01:11:10,896 We'll wait till the snow gets down to pre-Ice Age levels... 1245 01:11:10,932 --> 01:11:12,397 No, it's gotta be today. 1246 01:11:12,433 --> 01:11:15,267 It's Christmas Eve. I'm Santa, remember? 1247 01:11:15,302 --> 01:11:16,636 You'll freeze to death. 1248 01:11:18,806 --> 01:11:20,006 Huh. 1249 01:11:21,509 --> 01:11:25,044 I'm gonna get dressed. You find me a ride. 1250 01:11:25,079 --> 01:11:27,046 Great, well, they have us on B. and E. already. 1251 01:11:27,081 --> 01:11:29,581 Might as well throw in "grand theft tractor." 1252 01:11:29,617 --> 01:11:31,316 Same fancy paper, 1253 01:11:31,352 --> 01:11:34,419 same handwriting, Jake's Santa. 1254 01:11:34,455 --> 01:11:35,688 Jake, right? 1255 01:11:38,092 --> 01:11:40,459 Listen, Lilly, about Santa... 1256 01:11:40,494 --> 01:11:42,828 Oh, jeez, Mom. Let's just talk turkey. 1257 01:11:42,864 --> 01:11:45,164 I mean, Jake must have been the guy who answered 1258 01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:46,666 my letter from Santa Inc. 1259 01:11:46,701 --> 01:11:49,334 Which is obviously the human face 1260 01:11:49,370 --> 01:11:50,736 of Santa's operation. 1261 01:11:53,741 --> 01:11:55,808 I should have been able to figure this out. 1262 01:11:55,843 --> 01:11:58,778 I mean, how many guys do I expect to quote 1263 01:11:58,813 --> 01:12:02,081 early 20th century authors to me in a month? 1264 01:12:02,116 --> 01:12:04,116 Mom, we need to go find him. 1265 01:12:04,152 --> 01:12:05,818 But we don't even know where he is. 1266 01:12:05,853 --> 01:12:07,019 The airport. 1267 01:12:07,055 --> 01:12:08,988 We just look for the silliest red jacket. 1268 01:12:09,023 --> 01:12:10,622 Well, it's snowing like crazy out there. 1269 01:12:10,658 --> 01:12:13,258 Mike Sullivan has a snowmobile. 1270 01:12:13,294 --> 01:12:14,560 I've heard. 1271 01:12:17,732 --> 01:12:19,865 I'm not even sure that I want to see him. 1272 01:12:19,901 --> 01:12:22,234 Jake lied to me. To you, too. 1273 01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:28,808 Remember when we went to the mall 1274 01:12:28,843 --> 01:12:31,711 and we saw Santa smoking behind the parking garage? 1275 01:12:33,848 --> 01:12:37,316 And you told me that it was just one of Santa's helpers? 1276 01:12:39,486 --> 01:12:41,520 Isn't there such a thing as good lies sometimes? 1277 01:12:44,258 --> 01:12:46,892 - Mom? - No. 1278 01:12:46,928 --> 01:12:48,828 This is my wish coming true. 1279 01:12:48,863 --> 01:12:50,863 But I said no! 1280 01:12:50,898 --> 01:12:52,364 We need to go. 1281 01:12:52,399 --> 01:12:54,566 Well, he left us, Lilly! 1282 01:13:17,925 --> 01:13:19,759 You know, you and your father... 1283 01:13:21,229 --> 01:13:23,729 he believed in magic like you did. 1284 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:29,068 So much that he made me believe in magic too. 1285 01:13:30,371 --> 01:13:32,738 When he died... 1286 01:13:34,541 --> 01:13:37,376 I just didn't know who I was anymore. 1287 01:13:39,546 --> 01:13:41,446 The real world stinks, Lilly. 1288 01:13:43,450 --> 01:13:45,684 It really, really stinks. 1289 01:13:47,655 --> 01:13:49,521 And it just took me a really long time 1290 01:13:49,556 --> 01:13:51,390 to find that magic again. 1291 01:13:53,795 --> 01:13:55,928 When you wrote that letter. 1292 01:14:01,135 --> 01:14:04,003 I think that you're right. 1293 01:14:04,038 --> 01:14:06,806 I think that we should go find him again. 1294 01:14:15,883 --> 01:14:17,283 Oh, honey. 1295 01:14:20,421 --> 01:14:21,720 But not tonight. 1296 01:14:23,024 --> 01:14:25,291 Tonight is about you and me. 1297 01:14:26,694 --> 01:14:28,861 And the magic starts here. 1298 01:14:32,036 --> 01:14:34,269 Right, uphill. Of course. 1299 01:15:03,167 --> 01:15:04,333 What? 1300 01:15:04,368 --> 01:15:07,302 You know, if someone had bothered to ask me 1301 01:15:07,338 --> 01:15:08,971 what I wanted for Christmas this year, 1302 01:15:09,006 --> 01:15:10,686 I would have said to feel like a kid again. 1303 01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:19,348 What's in there? 1304 01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:26,788 Go get her. 1305 01:15:30,927 --> 01:15:32,361 Yah! Yah! 1306 01:15:32,396 --> 01:15:34,929 Oh! No yah! No yah! 1307 01:15:36,266 --> 01:15:38,900 Ya! Oh! Whoa, whoa! 1308 01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:48,543 Ho! Ho! Ho! 1309 01:15:48,578 --> 01:15:50,612 It's Christmas Eve! 1310 01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:53,048 Oh, you are gonna have to bundle up more, 1311 01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:54,682 young lady, if we're going out there. 1312 01:15:54,718 --> 01:15:56,084 Out where? 1313 01:15:58,955 --> 01:16:00,389 Daddy's wishing well. 1314 01:16:02,126 --> 01:16:03,392 How are we gonna get... 1315 01:16:03,427 --> 01:16:05,660 Mike Sullivan has a snowmobile. 1316 01:16:07,064 --> 01:16:08,130 I've heard. 1317 01:16:16,140 --> 01:16:19,041 - Hey. - Hey. 1318 01:16:19,076 --> 01:16:23,345 Michael, thank you so much for coming on such short notice. 1319 01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:26,748 We will be back as fast as we can. 1320 01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:28,116 It's Christmas Eve. 1321 01:16:28,152 --> 01:16:30,285 We can't just leave him here on Christmas Eve. 1322 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:31,553 You have a kitchen? 1323 01:16:31,588 --> 01:16:33,121 Fully stocked. 1324 01:16:33,157 --> 01:16:34,923 Take your time then. 1325 01:16:38,062 --> 01:16:40,062 You rode all the way out here in a blizzard 1326 01:16:40,097 --> 01:16:42,597 and you're just gonna turn around and go home again? 1327 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,433 What are you, dumb? 1328 01:16:44,468 --> 01:16:45,934 Your mom said you needed something. 1329 01:16:55,745 --> 01:16:58,613 Anyway, thank you for the snowmobile. 1330 01:16:58,648 --> 01:16:59,714 We owe you one. 1331 01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:00,927 We're going to the wishing well... 1332 01:17:00,951 --> 01:17:02,850 Lilly, breathe. 1333 01:17:10,461 --> 01:17:12,627 You want us to make a wish for you? 1334 01:17:12,662 --> 01:17:13,795 Nah. 1335 01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:15,797 I already got mine. 1336 01:17:18,835 --> 01:17:20,602 That kid is smooth. 1337 01:18:12,289 --> 01:18:16,691 Everything seems smaller since the last time we were here. 1338 01:18:19,463 --> 01:18:23,064 Funny, I was thinking how much bigger everything looked. 1339 01:18:27,237 --> 01:18:28,670 It's not the same, Mom. 1340 01:18:33,943 --> 01:18:35,310 I miss Daddy. 1341 01:18:36,313 --> 01:18:37,379 I know, honey. 1342 01:18:37,414 --> 01:18:39,914 I miss him too. 1343 01:18:53,129 --> 01:18:54,896 You know, it's not gonna be the same. 1344 01:18:56,966 --> 01:18:58,633 But it's gonna be okay. 1345 01:18:58,669 --> 01:19:01,403 And it's gonna be okay because we have each other. 1346 01:19:03,373 --> 01:19:04,806 Now that's our magic. 1347 01:19:08,044 --> 01:19:09,143 Okay? 1348 01:19:10,380 --> 01:19:11,513 Okay. 1349 01:19:12,916 --> 01:19:15,950 Why don't we get you your wish and get you home? 1350 01:19:27,831 --> 01:19:28,963 What? 1351 01:19:30,234 --> 01:19:32,234 It's just the letter. 1352 01:19:32,269 --> 01:19:34,969 Finding our way back here... 1353 01:19:36,607 --> 01:19:38,139 we did that. 1354 01:19:38,174 --> 01:19:39,241 Me and you. 1355 01:19:41,411 --> 01:19:43,945 It feels like the moral is 1356 01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:46,715 if you want something done, 1357 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:49,751 you gotta get out there and do it yourself. 1358 01:19:49,786 --> 01:19:52,987 And maybe we don't need magic anymore. 1359 01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:55,557 That's the most adult thing you've ever said. 1360 01:19:55,592 --> 01:19:57,259 And I hate it. 1361 01:19:59,763 --> 01:20:01,630 We did not go through all of this 1362 01:20:01,665 --> 01:20:03,265 for you to come out the other side 1363 01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:04,733 sounding like an accountant. 1364 01:20:06,035 --> 01:20:08,035 Oh! Lilly! 1365 01:20:10,006 --> 01:20:11,806 You learned a really good lesson. 1366 01:20:11,841 --> 01:20:13,786 But here's another one that I want you to listen to 1367 01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,477 and I want you to remember. 1368 01:20:15,512 --> 01:20:17,579 Never stop being a little girl. 1369 01:20:19,516 --> 01:20:21,750 And never stop believing in Santa. 1370 01:20:21,785 --> 01:20:26,988 And never, ever stop believing in silly wishes. 1371 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:29,591 Because it is Christmas time and it is the time 1372 01:20:29,626 --> 01:20:31,058 for silly wishes. 1373 01:20:32,829 --> 01:20:34,529 Mom, what are you doing? 1374 01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:42,236 Fate, be kind. 1375 01:20:48,878 --> 01:20:50,278 Mom. 1376 01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:03,525 It's a horse? 1377 01:21:04,661 --> 01:21:06,628 Celia! Lilly! 1378 01:21:15,405 --> 01:21:16,738 Oh, oh... 1379 01:21:18,174 --> 01:21:19,240 Celia! 1380 01:21:21,110 --> 01:21:22,243 Lilly! 1381 01:21:25,882 --> 01:21:27,148 I'm Santa! 1382 01:21:27,183 --> 01:21:29,984 I... I'm out of breath. 1383 01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:31,820 We figured it out, Jake. 1384 01:21:33,690 --> 01:21:35,289 You're "Love, always, Santa." 1385 01:21:36,860 --> 01:21:37,925 Yeah. 1386 01:21:42,298 --> 01:21:43,832 Are you mad? 1387 01:21:44,934 --> 01:21:46,868 Oh yeah. 1388 01:21:46,903 --> 01:21:48,770 I have so much to say to you. 1389 01:22:04,454 --> 01:22:05,920 - All right. - 1390 01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:20,769 You stole a one-horse open sleigh. 1391 01:22:20,804 --> 01:22:22,704 - Borrowed. - 1392 01:22:22,739 --> 01:22:25,306 I still feel like we're gonna be on the naughty list. 1393 01:22:25,341 --> 01:22:27,141 Jake, quick question. 1394 01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:30,077 How the heck did you find us? 1395 01:22:30,113 --> 01:22:31,713 Well, I just pointed the sleigh 1396 01:22:31,748 --> 01:22:34,949 and hoped that Christmas magic would take care of the rest. 1397 01:22:34,984 --> 01:22:36,785 And I guess it did. 1398 01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:37,919 Magic. 1399 01:22:38,955 --> 01:22:40,154 Magic. 1400 01:22:42,459 --> 01:22:44,025 Christmas magic? 1401 01:22:44,060 --> 01:22:45,727 You went to our house first, right? 1402 01:22:45,762 --> 01:22:47,762 And Mike Sullivan told you where to go. 1403 01:22:49,098 --> 01:22:51,766 It's okay, Mike Sullivan is pretty magical. 1404 01:22:52,903 --> 01:22:54,869 But no more secrets, okay? 1405 01:22:54,905 --> 01:22:56,304 We're partners. 1406 01:22:58,475 --> 01:23:01,342 Okay, "Dashing Through the Snow" 1407 01:23:01,377 --> 01:23:03,812 on three, two, one! 1408 01:23:03,847 --> 01:23:05,046 Yah! 1409 01:23:05,081 --> 01:23:06,481 Dashing through the snow 1410 01:23:06,516 --> 01:23:08,750 In a one-horse open sleigh 1411 01:23:08,785 --> 01:23:11,319 Over the fields we go 1412 01:23:11,354 --> 01:23:13,488 Laughing all the way, Ha, ha, ha 1413 01:23:13,523 --> 01:23:15,890 Bells on bob-tails ring 1414 01:23:15,926 --> 01:23:18,660 Mom, we can't leave the snowmobile. 1415 01:23:18,695 --> 01:23:20,662 Guys, I stole a horse. 1416 01:23:20,697 --> 01:23:22,296 It'll be fine. 1417 01:23:22,332 --> 01:23:24,999 O, jingle bells, jingle bells 1418 01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:26,501 Jingle all the way 1419 01:23:26,536 --> 01:23:29,170 O what fun it is to ride 1420 01:23:29,205 --> 01:23:31,372 In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! 98167