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While Al cleans up his little mess,
let me tell you about next week's show.
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My little mess?
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l think we both learned
an important lesson today.
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Never slam the casement window shut
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until your coworker
has completely removed his head.
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Anyway, when you work like a man,
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it's also important to learn to...
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play like a man.
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Because, after all, all work and no play
makes you just like Al.
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Well, this weekend
there'll be plenty of men playing
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at the Detroit Area
Scottish Highland Games.
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We've invited a gentleman
down to Tool Time to tell us all about it.
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Please welcome Mr. Agnes McLain.
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- Welcome to the show, Agnes.
- That's Angus, not Agnes.
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The skirt threw me off a little bit.
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Actually, Tim, lots of
very masculine men wear skirts.
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l bet they all find you
very attractive, Al.
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l should point out, Timmy, it's
not a skirt. lt's a Scottish kilt.
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See there? lt's a kilt, not a skirt.
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And this weekend Tim and l will be
participating in the Highland Games
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- to promote Project Literacy.
- What a time we'll have.
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There'll be jumping, drumming, sheepdog
demonstrations, and the caber toss.
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- The caber toss?
- Aye!
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lt's part of the Scottish track and field.
Ya grab a big log, ya hold it like this,
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ya get a running start, and throw it end
over end, so that it lands in a straight line.
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Another fine sport
from the people who brought you golf.
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lt takes a lot of skill and strength
to toss a caber.
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All right, Agnes, l'm sure it does.
You just take a stick and toss it.
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l bet our viewers
would love to see you toss one.
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- Al, let's not get--
- Come on, laddie.
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OK, OK, OK, OK...
l accept the challenge. Why not?
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l work with Al. l feel like l've been
carrying deadwood for years.
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See you next time
on Tool Time, laddies.
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Well, what do you think?
Can we put the kids in the middle?
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Hey, Mom, did you get the notebooks?
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Oh, yeah. Well, they didn't have
any Terminator left.
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But they did have these two blank ones
and this one.
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Mom, this one has a puppy
and a rainbow on it.
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lt was either that
or a ballerina and a pussycat.
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Why don't you just pin a note
to my back that says,
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"Kick me and take my lunch money"?
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- l can't take this to school.
- Yes, you can. You can be creative.
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You can... you can...
draw a tank here at the end of the rainbow
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and, like, some fighter planes
dropping bombs on the little puppy.
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- Hi, everybody.
- Hi, Dad.
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Well, l got 'em. Hardest tickets
in the city to get - front-row seats.
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You got tickets to Madame Butterfly?
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Uh... l tried, honey,
but they were all sold out.
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l got the next best thing.
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
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Truckenstein versus Fordzilla
at the Silverdome!
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The biggest monster truck rally
in Detroit history.
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Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
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What will l wear?
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l didn't get you a ticket, honey.
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House to myself
on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
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Evidently your mom doesn't appreciate
the finer things in life.
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Hot exhaust noises, mud in our faces,
fumes.
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- They put a new Hemi on Truckenstein.
- They sure did.
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God, they got a 426 Hemi
in that thing, don't they?
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One of those big 67 1 blowers on there.
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A jimmy sitting on top of two
big Holley 750 double pumpers.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Just like the carb
we're putting on the hot rod.
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Yeah, when are we gonna fit the exhaust?
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- We could start it now, if you want.
- Cool.
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- Do l get to use the blowtorch?
- Yeah, right.
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Then we wait outside
for the fire department to show up.
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lt's not like they haven't
been here before.
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- l'll get it!
- l bet it's his girlfriend.
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- "Oh, Jennifer..."
- Hello.
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Well, hello, Mrs. Blackburn.
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Whoa. Brad's principal.
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Really?
Brad told you that we were in France?
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Busted!
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ln France?
Come here.
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Oh... l am so sorry.
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Yes, yes, we will take care of it.
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Yeah, bye.
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France?
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Whoa! Mom can't even talk.
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- lt must be bad.
- Come on, out. You guys get out.
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Now, come on.
lt's not for you. Go on.
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- Man... We never get to see the good stuff.
- Yeah.
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All right, what's up?
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- You want to tell your dad what you did?
- lt wasn't that big a deal.
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- l just had a little fun in the lunch line.
- A little fun.
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He took a dissected frog
from biology class,
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placed it on a lettuce leaf
and hid it under a Jell-O square.
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l was just trying to gross out some kids,
but Mrs. Blackburn cut in line.
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- And she ate it?
- Just part of it.
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Oh, man! Oh!
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Why'd you do that?
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George Walker dared me.
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He bet l wouldn't have the guts to do it.
He lost big.
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Yeah, he lost big and you won.
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Tim, what do we have
for our winner here?
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Jill, our little frog-lover
will come jumping home right after school,
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'cause he's grounded
for the whole weekend.
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- Oh, man!
- And that means no monster truck rally.
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- Dad!
- That's Sunday.
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Um... Sit there.
We're gonna talk about this.
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- Talk about what, Tim?
- The garage, come on.
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- Thanks for making me look bad.
- What?
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"Your mother and l need to talk."
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That means, "My pal, the greatest dad
on Earth, wants me to go to the truck rally,
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but llse,
the wicked she-mother, doesn't."
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- You do this to me all the time.
- Oh, come on, llse.
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Brad has been really
looking forward to this.
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Fordzilla is coming out of retirement.
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Oh, so it's a sentimental thing?
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- Exactly.
- Tim, come on.
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Our son took a dissected frog
and placed it on a lettuce leaf.
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lt's not funny. This is serious.
The principal ate it.
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Well, it's a step up
from those fish sticks.
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Come on, it's a prank.
He pulled a prank.
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- You did this kind of stuff.
- l most certainly did not.
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Who was it that put the rice pudding
in Helen Weiss's training bra?
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They never proved that was me.
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You get my point. We pulled pranks.
This is a prank.
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How tough can we be on him?
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OK, look, here's the deal.
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- He goes to the truck rally.
- Mm-hmm.
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But he has to apologize
to Mrs. Blackburn,
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and he's still grounded
for the rest of the weekend.
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Very good, very good.
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l'll tell him he's treading
on thin ice with me anyway
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and it's very inappropriate behavior
to put dissected frog parts on lettuce,
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unless you have tartare sauce.
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- Or a lemon wedge.
- Perfect.
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What are you doing?
You're supposed to be upstairs studying!
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- Mom, this is Officer Kerry.
- Hi. l'm Mrs. Taylor. Will you come in?
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Ma'am.
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Um... Tim Taylor, Brad's father.
What's the problem?
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Sir. Your son was with some older boys,
throwing bricks at a greenhouse.
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They got away, but he was the only one
we could catch.
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Was there anybody hurt?
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Oh, no. The place has been abandoned
for quite some time,
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so l really don't think anyone
will be pressing any charges.
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- Are you gonna cuff him?
- ls Brad going to jail?
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- Upstairs!
- lt's bedtime, now!
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Well, he's all yours.
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Listen, l don't want to see you causing
any more trouble, you understand?
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- Good night, folks.
- Good night.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Plant your butt on that sofa
and don't even think about moving.
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You're grounded, you're so grounded.
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Who were these other kids you were with
that obviously run faster than you?
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- Brad, come on, answer him. Sit up.
- Just some friends.
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Are these the same friends
that dared you to put the frog in the salad?
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- lt was Jell-O.
- Don't get smart!
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First you sneak out
while you are grounded,
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now you're breaking windows.
What is going on?
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l wasn't trying to break them.
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What, did you miss science class
or something?
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You throw a brick at a window,
you expect it to stick?
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l was trying to throw it
over the greenhouse.
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Oh... he was throwing it over.
Well, that's great.
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You are beyond grounded.
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No TV, no seeing your friends,
no talking on the phone.
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And no monster truck rally.
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- That's not fair.
- What do you mean, "That's not fair"?
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l stick up for you so you can go.
What do you end up doing?
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Coming home with a cop.
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l'm going to the truck rally.
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- You're going to bed.
- You can't tell me what to do.
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Yes, l can tell you what to do -
that's my job. Now, go on upstairs.
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And you can forget about
those Fordzilla tickets.
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l'm giving them to somebody else.
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- Can l bring Billy?
- Aw, shut up!
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Whoa, baby! You look great!
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You wouldn't be just teasing a gal,
would you?
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No, l'm serious. This is real sexy.
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- lt is?
- Yeah.
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You got the legs for it.
l just wish it was shorter.
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The kilt!
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- You know, l've gotta thank you.
- What for?
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Because now you're the evil son
and l'm the good son.
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No, you're the dorky son.
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OK...
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Let's just say this ball accidentally
shot out of my hands
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and broke Wilson's window.
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Who do you think they'll
believe did it?
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The evil son.
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They would not.
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Well, hey, l'm not the one
with the criminal record...
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who got brought home by a woman cop.
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Hey, what's wrong, Brad?
Can't you run faster than a girl?
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Hey, cut it out!
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Hey, cut it! Stop it! Brad, get up.
You got work to do. Come on!
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Hey, Mom. Where's Dad?
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Real funny, wise guy.
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You feel like doing some work?
You out here bothering him?
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Why don't you go get some trash bags,
help us out?
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Oh, actually, l think
l'll just go redo my homework.
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You're doing a real good job, son.
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Hey, pretty cool, huh?
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lf l had patent leather shoes on,
l could look up my own skirt. Whee! Whee!
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Tell you what, when l get home
from the games,
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we'll go put the exhaust slips
on the hot rod. How about that?
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l don't want to work
on the stinking hot rod.
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You lied to me.
You said l could go to the truck rally.
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Does sneaking out and breaking windows
ring a bell to you?
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- Why don't you just go...
- What did you just say to me?
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- Nothing.
- You just got two more days, pal.
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Fine, pal.
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You get smart like that,
l'll give you another week!
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Hidy-ho, plaid neighbor.
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Sorry about that, Wilson.
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- l see you're ready for the old caber toss.
- Ah.
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- You got a minute?
- Aye, wee laddie.
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Well, you see, Brad and l
aren't getting along too well.
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He just all of a sudden rocketed
into puberty somewhere.
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He's hanging out with older guys,
causing trouble.
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He got brought home in a squad car
the other night.
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l believe l heard that
on my police scanner.
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Wilson, he's, like, the oldest kid.
He's a gearhead, like me.
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Just loves this stuff, you know.
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And then he messes up and l gotta ground
him the week of the monster truck rally.
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- lt's these big trucks out at the Silverdome.
- Oh, yes.
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Fordzilla is coming out of retirement.
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But l don't think he's any match
for Truckenstein.
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Wilson...
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lt's just not fair.
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- Well, Fordzilla's had his day in the sun.
- No, no, no, no...
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- About Brad.
- Oh.
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Just gets old enough
to start having fun with,
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and all we do is fight.
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Sounds like he's caught in the classic
tribal-industrial dilemma.
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Oh, yeah.
That's what it probably is, yeah.
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He's trying to cross the threshold
into manhood, but he doesn't know how.
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You see, Tim, in tribal societies, as soon as
boys show the first signs of becoming men,
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they're immediately
initiated into adulthood.
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How?
235
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Well, some of the more popular rituals
include scarring,
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pulling of teeth, ritual circumcision.
237
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- Brad doesn't even like getting his hair cut.
- Mm...
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But unfortunately in our industrial society
we don't have these rituals.
239
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We prolong adolescence beyond
the biological indications of manhood,
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confusing the child as well as the parent.
241
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Wow... l thought he was just being a jerk.
242
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- What should l do?
- l can't tell you that, Tim.
243
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Nowadays, each father has to find
his own unique way to initiate his son.
244
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- And?
- That's it.
245
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,701
- That's it?
- Mm-hm.
246
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,098
l gotta be honest, Wilson.
You kind of disappointed me.
247
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,003
Yeah, usually you give me advice
or point me in the right direction,
248
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or at least find some way
of lifting my spirits.
249
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l am so sorry, neighbor.
Tim, place your hands on the fence.
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Like this?
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Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim,
kumbaya
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Kumbaya, good neighbor, Tim,
kumbaya...
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Wilson...
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Do you know
"Michael Row the Boat Ashore?"
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Michael row
the boat ashore, hallelujah...
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This thing is like cherry.
lt's all tweaked out. lt's in perfect shape.
257
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,062
Well, l put a lot of work into her, Tim.
258
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,333
You know, l chromeplated
the valve covers.
259
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,931
You did?
260
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,944
l plasma-coated the block
and intake manifold.
261
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,674
l didn't know
you were that interested in cars.
262
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,080
Well, Tim, you never asked.
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l'm impressed. Not a lot of guys
would take the time or the money
264
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to tweak out an
'84 Mercury Marquis wagon.
265
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My mother thought
it was a nice, safe car.
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And roomy.
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lt'll come in handy
if you ever get married... or get a date.
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They should wear underwear
with these things.
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You're supposed to, Tim.
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00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,311
Now, that would explain the itching then,
wouldn't it?
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Morning, fellas.
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Welcome, laddies.
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- Hey, bud.
- l see you got here early.
274
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Yep. Nothing like getting up
at the crack of dawn, smell a wet sheep,
275
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and rockin' out to that music.
Ow!
276
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,793
We got here so Tim could practice
and not embarrass himself.
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00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:50,096
Al, you worry too much.
What could poss... Ooh, whoa!
278
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:55,331
- That's a caber?
- Aye, they're 1 0 foot long.
279
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,103
Seamus there is taking a practice toss.
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00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:02,811
- Why don't you take one yourself, Timmy?
- Great. Can't wait.
281
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:05,179
Maybe you should start
with a smaller caber?
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Aye, we've got the shorter ones
the ladies use.
283
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,156
l think l can handle a full-size one.
284
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,784
All right.
285
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,632
- You got it?
- Oh, yeah, boy...
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Pretty good, chief.
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00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,034
Watch out!
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- You need a hand with that, Tim?
- No, no, no...
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- l think l got it.
- Oh, no...
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Brad, l know we've had
a rough couple of days,
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but l'm pretty sure l know what's going on.
292
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Your hormones are rushing through
this industrial-strength tribal thing.
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00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,273
Yeah, right, Dad.
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Son...
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What l'm trying to say is...
if you need to talk to somebody,
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l'm here to listen, all right?
297
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:17,647
lt's real important to
me that you... Argh!
298
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,759
- Are you all right, Dad?
- Ow! l pinched my finger.
299
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,421
That stupid little vice...
300
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,485
What are you trying to do?
301
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,829
l'm getting the tail pipe
set up for the exhaust system.
302
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,631
- l could do it.
- No, this is man stuff.
303
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:34,729
You gotta do all the torching
and flame and...
304
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,342
Why don't you give it a shot?
305
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,642
- Do you really mean it?
- Yeah.
306
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:43,806
Do you know how to
put that helmet on?
307
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,010
- l know, l know.
- Tighten it back here.
308
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,549
All right, turn your acetylene
on the same...
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00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:54,149
l know, l know.
l've seen you a million times.
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OK.
311
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:04,392
Just relax, just relax.
Just scratch it across.
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00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,595
Ouch. Yeah.
313
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:12,766
Easy, easy... l've scored the pipe
where l want you to cut it.
314
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:16,336
All right. Now, don't go too slow
or you'll burn a hole right through it.
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00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:19,680
lf you go too fast,
you won't get an even cut.
316
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:22,242
Open up your stance a little bit.
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00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,779
Get down there, start cutting.
There you go.
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Good.
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00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,321
Yeah!
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00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,900
l'm impressed.
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00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:49,804
- Thanks, Dad. lt was really neat.
- Really neat?
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00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:52,679
lt's better than that, man.
You moved into a new phase of your life.
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00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,275
- l have?
- Yeah.
324
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,651
You just cut metal with fire.
325
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,025
- We gotta celebrate.
- Celebrate?
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00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,257
Yeah...
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00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,525
Come on, Dad, please.
328
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:16,402
Wait, wait, wait, we can't forget
the ritual anointing of the man-child.
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00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,903
Holy oil, holy...
330
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,014
1 0W40, all-weather.
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00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:26,175
Come on, Dad.
What are you doing?
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00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:29,152
Come on.
It's part of the ritual.
333
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,984
You're getting off easy.
334
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:35,493
You should have heard
what Wilson wanted me to do to you.
335
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:40,056
You're a man-child now. But you're
still a little slow for a little kid.
336
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,828
What did l have, a girl?
l thought you were a little guy.
337
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,630
Come on.
338
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:51,165
Little slow boy like that? Oh, maybe he was
a girl in disguise, and l didn't even tell it.
339
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,336
See?
340
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,049
Good step today.
Your first step towards manhood - that's it.
341
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:03,387
Now... finish cleaning the basement.
342
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:15,692
- We're back! lt was great!
- Yeah, Fordzilla set a new world record.
343
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,531
- So? l cut metal with a blowtorch.
- Yeah.
344
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:21,538
Dad, you should have seen it.
He ate 1 9 cars.
345
00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:23,938
- Full... full... full-size cars?
- Yeah.
346
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:28,070
- Oh, no!
- Brad, we got this cool hat for you.
347
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,875
- Where's my hat?
- Awesome.
348
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,916
Mom has it.
349
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:39,419
Have fun?
350
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,929
Did you like the seats?
You were right up front.
351
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:46,827
Huh?
352
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:50,027
You're trying to say those trucks
are pretty loud, huh?
353
00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:54,633
Not now. l'm all dirty.
354
00:22:55,305 --> 00:23:01,356
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