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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:08,160 When you let something simmer for too long, 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,080 it will explode. 3 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:11,680 Emotionally, physically, 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,920 metaphysically. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:21,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 6 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,760 You're a good boy, Xerxes. 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,080 You a good boy or not? 8 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,720 Do you like it here in Goa? 9 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,280 Are you a good boy? 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,960 Are you a good boy or not? 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,760 Are you going to lick me? 12 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,280 Jeh uncle's girlfriend? 13 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,920 No. 14 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,000 Then why are you wearing his shirt? 15 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,960 Why were you sleeping in Jeh uncle's room? 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,360 'Cause he's my friend? 17 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,920 Ewww...you smell like poo! 18 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,880 Poo! Poo! Poo! 19 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,680 They're right, Xerxes. 20 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,600 I smell. 21 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,640 Can you smell me? 22 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,520 You're always welcome to shower. 23 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,640 Hi... 24 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,880 Goa suits you. 25 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,040 Does it? 26 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,160 Ya, you look relaxed. 27 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,560 More relaxed than I've ever seen you before. 28 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:16,680 Right. 29 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,760 Keep smiling like this. 30 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,800 This whole world's burden... 31 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,400 ...that you're carrying... 32 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,720 ...will get lighter. 33 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,400 I have permanently hunched shoulders. 34 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,800 You know... 35 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,480 Got into the habit when I hit puberty..... 36 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,640 ...trying to hide my boobs. 37 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,040 But they're nice boobs. Why hide them? 38 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,080 Really, Xerxes? 39 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,840 No loyalty? 40 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,120 You really are a dog. 41 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,160 Shut up, guys! 42 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,680 Twenty three years... 43 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,320 ...you held on to your virginity. 44 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,080 And suddenly one night, 45 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,600 against the lighthouse walls... 46 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,200 Bang! Yes baby... 47 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,960 Guys, stop it. Stop it! -Siddhu got her cherry popped. 48 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,480 Siddhu got her cherry popped. 49 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,360 Siddhu got her cherry popped. -Okay guys, seriously. 50 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,640 It's not a big deal okay. 51 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,160 I just lost my virginity. 52 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,600 Not like I won an Oscar. 53 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,280 Question is, did he win one... 54 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,440 ...for his performance! 55 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,080 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 56 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,400 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 57 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,920 You guys are actually cray... -Oh, yeah! 58 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,280 But I love it. 59 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,480 By the way, by removing the 'Z' from crazy... 60 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,320 ...how much time do you save? 61 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,040 I take the 'O' out of OK as well. 62 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,320 So it adds up. 63 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,680 Such a child. 64 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:27,080 But do you know who's not a child anymore? 65 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,120 Our very own Siddhi. 66 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,080 Now she's a woman. 67 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,760 Okay, enough about me. 68 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,000 What about your girlfriend? 69 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,040 What? What? What? 70 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,600 Mangs has a girlfriend? 71 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,200 Check this out. -Siddhi... 72 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,680 Look at it. Samara frickin' Kapoor! 73 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,640 What the fuck! 74 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,200 She's into girls? 75 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,440 Wow! That's... 76 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:45,800 That's makes her even hotter! 77 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,960 Samara Kapoor? -Sa...Samara Kapoor? 78 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,160 Oh, my god! -Mangs! 79 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,320 Okay! Okay! Okay! 80 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,040 - Knock knock. - Who's there? 81 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,440 - Hymen. - Hymen who? 82 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,080 Hymen the mood for some girl-on-girl action... 83 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,960 ...with a superstar! 84 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,160 Sids, please! 85 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,480 Don't distract us from your hymen! 86 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,280 Seriously, why didn't you tell us before? 87 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,840 And she tells us about every silly one night stand. 88 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,760 But you hid this from us! 89 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,720 Because like... 90 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,080 She asked you to hide it. 91 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,160 No. 92 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,880 Because... this time... 93 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,200 ...it's just different. 94 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,360 Why? 95 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,360 'Cause she's famous. 96 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,720 No, ya... 97 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,440 'Cause I'm in love with her. 98 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,240 Like proper, proper love? 99 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,160 Yes. And... 100 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,160 I just figured after Pinky... 101 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,200 ...I would never have these intense love feelings. 102 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,800 But once Samara and I got together... 103 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,200 When I'm with her, 104 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,320 I don't even want to look at anyone else. 105 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,560 You know, it's so perfect. 106 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,600 Like ice cream and gulab jamun. (Indian delicacy) 107 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,880 Like jalebi and rabdi. (Indian delicacy) 108 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,920 Like chana chaval. (Indian delicacy) 109 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,080 Mangs, you really are in love... 110 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,120 Ladies, mojitos made fresh with... 111 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,520 ...mint and lemons from the orchards. 112 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,000 What's up. -In the house... 113 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,320 ...and on the house. -Thank you. 114 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,360 Excuse me, 115 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,720 fancy cocktails? 116 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,200 What happened to your rules? 117 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,560 Jeh has changed. 118 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,640 Ya guys... 119 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,240 I mean, this is Goa. 120 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,360 Everything's different here. 121 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,680 Sid... 122 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,800 Your phone. 123 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,200 Oh, thanks. You don't need it? 124 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,360 No. Jeh lent me a spare. 125 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,080 Oh. 126 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,160 Sharing bedrooms, 127 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,760 sharing phones. 128 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,360 Sharing clothes, sharing glances. 129 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,920 Okay, okay. Guys, guys... 130 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,680 You are all invited to my parents'... 131 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,680 ...fortieth wedding anniversary celebrations. 132 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,480 -Oh. -And my mum insists 133 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:41,120 on sharing the day with our birthday girl here. 134 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,400 And Anjana, 135 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:43,840 bring your friend along. 136 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:44,760 What friend? 137 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,520 Your child! -Oh! 138 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,040 She forgot about him. -You forgot! 139 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,280 You forgot about him? 140 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,960 Cheers... -Cheers to that! 141 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,160 There you are. 142 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:09,800 Hey... 143 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,200 Come on in. 144 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,000 The water's great. 145 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,000 I'm not falling for that one again. 146 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,160 Don't you have a pool in your hotel? 147 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,000 It's filled with noisy kids. 148 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,000 Whoa! 149 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:23,840 So is this pool. 150 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,800 Yes, but... 151 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,240 You're not in my hotel. 152 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,800 I'm a leech. 153 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,880 Stuck on you. 154 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,800 Bar's open. 155 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,160 Cocktail? 156 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,640 Nice rings...colourful. 157 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,480 Damini! Over here. 158 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,640 Hi! -Hi! 159 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:56,520 Hey! -Hello... 160 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,720 Hi! 161 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,400 Happy anniversary Mr and Mrs Wadia. 162 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,160 Thank you. -Ms D'Costa. 163 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,480 I didn't add Wadia to my name. 164 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,800 This Wadia is completely insane! 165 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,760 Okay, Ms D'Costa. 166 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,440 By the way, Damini... 167 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,680 This morning, from under the blanket, 168 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,600 I could only see your eyes. 169 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,080 Nice to see you in full my dear girl. 170 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,120 But really... 171 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,240 Isn't she beautiful? 172 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,080 Yes. 173 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,240 Well done, Jeh. 174 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,920 We had lost total hope in you. 175 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,760 I'll go get a drink. -Yes, please. 176 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,240 Mihir is texting. 177 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,520 Why? 178 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,960 Because you guys did it last night. 179 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,040 He probably does have good morning-after etiquette? 180 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,320 But if I reply immediately, 181 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,280 he's going to think I'm really desperate. 182 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,760 Says who? 183 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,280 I read it in a magazine. 184 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,240 Don't chase boys. 185 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,080 Let them do it. 186 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,040 What do you feel like doing? 187 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,120 Oh, no. I don't know. 188 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,440 What if he thinks I'm some stuck up bitch? 189 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,640 Also, I don't want it to seem like it's a big deal we had... 190 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,200 ...you know. 191 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,760 But if I reply immediately, 192 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,120 he'll think I'm obsessing over him... 193 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,320 ...because he was my first. 194 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,960 And if I don't then, 195 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,600 what if he thinks I hated it? 196 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,640 Not that I hated it, it's just... 197 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,800 It just wasn't anything like... 198 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,600 ...what I'd expected, you know. 199 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,480 It really hurt and that... 200 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:21,520 ...that wall was so cold. 201 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,560 So bored. 202 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,640 What're you doing? Mohit? 203 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,240 Mohit, stop it! Give it to me. 204 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,480 Mohit! Stop it! -Invitation sent! 205 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,000 Location sent! 206 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,080 Enjoy. 207 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,600 Today's generation... 208 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,360 ...has no patience. 209 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,280 We used to put roses in our log books... 210 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,520 ...for our boyfriends. 211 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,280 For one phone call... 212 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,440 ...we used to wait for hours. 213 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,440 To speak with our boyfriend. 214 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,440 Not boyfriend. 215 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,280 I have a girlfriend. 216 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,760 Ooh! Girlfriend! 217 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,120 Speak louder please. 218 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,440 She's a lesbian. 219 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,760 Ooh! 220 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,960 Come, come. Sit here. 221 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Come, come. 222 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,880 Tanaz aunty and Delnaz aunty... 223 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,720 ...also did hanky-panky in the Bharuch house. 224 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,720 So what? 225 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:21,760 Men. 226 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,440 They are like donkeys. 227 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,760 No brains whatsoever! 228 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,840 Forty five years. 229 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,160 Kaizad never satisfied me! 230 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,600 At first, he used to hurry through it. 231 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,280 Later, he decided to slow down. 232 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,880 But he was never able to catch my speed. 233 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,000 You are very lucky, young lady. 234 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,720 You can live your life openly. 235 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,400 Tanaz aunty and Delnaz aunty... 236 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,080 ...committed suicide. 237 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,760 They couldn't live together... 238 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,120 ...so they died together. 239 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:57,400 I love my nipples to be nibbled! 240 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,320 Oh, God! 241 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,360 I hope you take care of her... 242 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,200 ...and she takes care of you. 243 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,520 Ya, we try. 244 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,960 Kaizad and I, 245 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,640 we tried anal sex also. 246 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,200 Very pleasurable. 247 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,280 Naughty girl! 248 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,000 So what! 249 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,360 I don't eat raw food. 250 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,120 Try it. It's an aphrodisiac. 251 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,960 Apparently so are chocolate covered strawberries. 252 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,960 But they just make me put on weight, that's all. 253 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,880 That's because you have to work it off. 254 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:29,840 Afterwards. 255 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,720 I am horrible at flirty talk. 256 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,160 At this point, all I can think of is my... 257 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,640 ...sweaty spinning teacher... 258 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,240 ...shouting 'Faster! Faster!' 259 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,040 I can make you spin. 260 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,600 And sweat. 261 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,280 While you scream 'Faster! Faster!' 262 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,400 The oyster's still waiting. 263 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:56,640 Let's do this. 264 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,880 This vodka-cranberry popsicle... 265 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,000 ...is the undisputed popsicle king. 266 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,840 I mean, it is life affirming. 267 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,040 Shows how low your self-esteem is... 268 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,400 considering you're getting your affirmations from shaved ice. 269 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,920 I get mine from shaved pubes. 270 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,880 Gross. Thanks! 271 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,440 Oh, God. He's here. 272 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,320 What? 273 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,680 Oh, shit! My popsicle! 274 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,600 Popsicle? Is that what you call him now? 275 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,120 Mr Cherry Popper? 276 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,680 Mohit, please! Just hide me. 277 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,760 My ass is not that big. 278 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,240 What does he look like? 279 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,080 What? 280 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,600 He's a guy. 281 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,480 Wow. That narrows it down. 282 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,200 Mihir! -What are you doing? 283 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,440 Mihir! 284 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,280 Mihir! Hey, this way man! 285 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,760 He's cute. In a very banker sort of way. 286 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,240 Hey, Mihir! -Horrible! 287 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,240 Hey... 288 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,680 Hey, I dropped my popsicle. 289 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,000 I need another one. 290 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,720 Mihir... 291 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,040 Hi, Mohit. -Hi... 292 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,280 I'm Siddhi's new bestie. 293 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,760 -Oh, nice. -Tell me... 294 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,200 Do you really live in New York... 295 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,120 ...or you're just saying Newark in a hybrid accent? 296 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,600 Sorry, what? 297 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,640 -She's ignoring you. -Why? 298 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,600 -I call it the MALV syndrome. -What's that? 299 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,040 Morning After Losing Virginity? 300 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,720 Is the door shut? 301 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,280 Hey, Siddi-Piddi... 302 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,200 Look, about last night... 303 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,560 Okay. This is taking too long. 304 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,560 I changed my mind. 305 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,760 Sorry, I don't want it. 306 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,200 Siddi-Piddi, can we just talk? 307 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,080 I really need to pee. 308 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,360 Fuck! 309 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,680 I have to... 310 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,800 Make a phone call, 311 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,760 get a popsicle, go pee, 312 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,640 have a snack, 313 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,640 pick some coconut, 314 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,880 save the world, 315 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,040 ...stand for President. -What the hell? 316 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,760 Oh, shit, I'm so sorry. Prime Minister. 317 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,080 I forgot, the head of state here is the Prime Minister. 318 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,200 I really have to go. -You've got... 319 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,080 You've got to be kidding me, Siddhi... 320 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,800 Shit! Damini... 321 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,440 Don't sell out, Uma. 322 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,480 Please. 323 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,000 Surviving by pimping out Investigator.com? 324 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,680 It's funny. 325 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,200 You know, all this while I thought you were on my side. 326 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,440 What are you trying to say? 327 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,120 Out? 328 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,720 From where? 329 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,080 What? 330 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,600 I'm sorry? 331 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,840 You're the one who's been pushing me! 332 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,200 I'm the founder of Investigator.com, goddammit! 333 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,280 You can't... 334 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,760 I've given my life to Investigator.com, okay? 335 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,040 My everything! You cannot remove me! 336 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,880 Fuck you! Fuck you and fuck the entire board Uma! 337 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,080 I won't let you do this okay! 338 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,520 I will not let you do this! 339 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,880 Hello! 340 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,040 Uma! 341 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,640 Let's hide here! Let's hide here! 342 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,560 Let's hide here! -Shut the door! Shut the door! 343 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,560 Who are you? 344 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,960 This is Aunty Diana's room. 345 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,720 No it's not. It's Jeh's room. 346 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,720 And I've taken his permission, okay? 347 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,080 This is not a fancy dress party, okay. 348 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,240 I know that but... 349 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,000 ...I have to put on a show. Now go. 350 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,360 Are you a wicked witch from a Disney movie? 351 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,520 What? 352 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,200 Sing a song. Wicked witch song. 353 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,600 Not now. Later. Okay? Now go. 354 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,760 Sing. Or I'll call Mom and Dad. 355 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,960 Come here, Jeh. 356 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,640 I think someone's stuck. 357 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,080 I think it's Homai. 358 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,280 She falls now and then. 359 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,880 Homai aunty... 360 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,720 Are you there? 361 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,040 I'll just get the key. 362 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,160 Homai... 363 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,600 "I'm a witch or I'm an angel..." 364 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:06,560 "Gonna get you, gonna get you anyway..." 365 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,960 "I'm a witch or I'm an angel..." 366 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,160 "Gonna get you, gonna get you..." 367 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:18,800 Once more! Once more! 368 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:21,960 Damini... 369 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,400 Seventy eight... 370 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,760 Seventy nine... 371 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,880 Eighty... 372 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,120 I'm stuck. 373 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,440 I'm stuck, Jeh. 374 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,120 They fired me. 375 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,280 They fucking fired me from my own company. 376 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 It's okay. 377 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,080 It's okay. 378 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,480 Take your time. 379 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,360 I think I'm frozen. 380 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,120 I just have to finish counting the number of... 381 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,360 ...tiles on the floor. 382 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,840 Ya, these... 383 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,440 ...tiles are pretty interesting, aren't they? 384 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,080 And anyway, there's nothing super exciting happening outside. 385 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,480 Except that my... 386 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,040 ...half Goan, half Parsi... 387 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,320 ...fully mad family is hitting peak madness. 388 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,640 Melvin uncle just touched Diana aunty's ass. 389 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,000 You made me forget my count. 390 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,000 That's okay. 391 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,080 Let's start from the beginning. 392 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,560 We have all the time in the world. 393 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,080 Okay. 394 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,040 C'mon, I'll count with you. 395 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,320 Okay. 396 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,480 Start from the... 397 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,520 ...right top corner? 398 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,680 One... 399 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,400 Two... -Two... 400 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,040 Three... -Three... 401 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,640 Four... -Four... 402 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,680 Five... -Five... 403 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,080 Six... -Six... 404 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,280 Seven... -Seven... 405 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,520 Eight... 406 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,280 Nine... 407 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,800 "Gonna get you, gonna get you..." 408 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,560 Fuck you. 409 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,000 I'm going to fucking sue their pants off. 410 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,320 The whole fucking board, you watch. 411 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,560 It's okay, Anj. 412 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,960 It was anyway time. 413 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,240 They were making it impossible for me. 414 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,400 So, now what? 415 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,000 No freaking clue! 416 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,560 It's like being twenty one again, you know. 417 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,760 Where are the years going? 418 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,200 It's like I was twenty one yesterday. 419 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,040 I was. Twenty one. 420 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,480 Like almost yesterday. 421 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,320 Shut up, Ms Baby Patel. 422 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,440 Twenty one was awful, guys. 423 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,080 Final year of LLB at NLS. 424 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,280 No idea how to talk to boys. 425 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,560 And the worst fashion sense ever! 426 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,560 Hey, you guys know those lists... 427 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,200 ...with thirty things to do before you're thirty? 428 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,320 Oh, my God. -Oh, God! 429 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,680 I used to read all of them. 430 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,800 Who makes these lists? 431 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,760 Who are these people? 432 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,000 Seriously, man. 433 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,320 This Manali to Leh solo bike trip. 434 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,760 Go to a Buddhist monastery... 435 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,720 ...and make noodle soup with the lamas. 436 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,960 Quit your job, go to Goa and sell beaded necklaces. 437 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,760 And party. -Ya... 438 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,240 Sky dive. 439 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,800 Confront life and death. 440 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,760 Which I do every day... 441 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,920 ...while crossing traffic on Peddar Road. 442 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,160 Hey! Guys... 443 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,320 One really good one. 444 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,960 Sex in the rainforest with... 445 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,720 ...creatures crawling up your bottom. 446 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,400 Or maybe in an airplane loo... 447 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,760 ...with the tap up your butt! 448 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,320 I've never gone for a trek. 449 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,560 Or had sex. 450 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,560 I mean, not in a rainforest or an airplane. 451 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,200 Sids, did you just forget that you had sex? 452 00:19:59,080 --> 00:19:59,920 Girls! 453 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,520 We've been looking for you everywhere. 454 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560 Awww... 455 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,880 Looking for your mommy? 456 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,240 Diaper change? 457 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,920 Need a spanking? 458 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,480 Wow. 459 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,480 These girls are mean, aren't they? 460 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,760 Just bad alcohol behaviour. 461 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,560 Hey... 462 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,040 Why is your nose so crooked? 463 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,720 Why are you such a grouch? 464 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,760 Need a spanking? 465 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,560 Damini, don't you want to cut your cake? 466 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,560 Oh, yeah! 467 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:25,880 Cake! Cake! -Cake! Cake! 468 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,280 How long have you been married for? 469 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,560 Fifty nine years. 470 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,680 Wow! That's... 471 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,640 And it's been bliss. 472 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,960 Ya? -We have such fun together. 473 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,640 Like I'll say to him, 474 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,880 'Move over, fatso.' 475 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,760 And he'll say, 'Okay, flatso.' 476 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,680 Why does he call you 'flatso'? 477 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,440 Because I'm flat. 478 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,080 I don't have a big bosom. 479 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,080 Okay. 480 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,080 Hi, baby! 481 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,200 Mama, we went to Bandra flea market. 482 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,080 Wow! Flea market! 483 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,240 But there was no flea. 484 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,320 Only mosquitos. 485 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,320 One bit me also. 486 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,440 My arm was red, red. 487 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,960 Oh, sorry... 488 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,560 Kavya aunty put cream, 489 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,800 now it's better. 490 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,040 Hi, Arya... 491 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:39,880 Hi! 492 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,960 Mama, who's that? 493 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,800 Baby, I'm going to speak to you later, okay? 494 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,160 Bye! Love you! 495 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,720 Sorry, I... 496 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,520 I should've asked... -Never... 497 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,560 ...do that again. 498 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,200 Hello, Ms Usain Bolt. 499 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,680 What happened? 500 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,840 Got tired of running? 501 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,720 Look... 502 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,120 I... 503 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,200 ...really, really like you, Siddi-Piddi. 504 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,800 And I want this to go somewhere meaningful. 505 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,840 I'm just here for two weeks... 506 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,240 ...and then I return to New York. 507 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,880 And then I don't know when I'll ever... 508 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,800 Wow! 509 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,520 Damini... 510 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,840 You always know what to do. 511 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,720 Not this time, Mom. 512 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,360 Your prodigal daughter is clueless. 513 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,720 Are you disappointed? 514 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,760 Damini... 515 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,520 You're a journalist. 516 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,040 With or without Investigator.com. 517 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,800 They can take away your title... 518 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,000 ...but they can never take away your talent. 519 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,120 Happy birthday, darling. 520 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,240 You know what? 521 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,680 Everything's going to be alright. 522 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,320 Okay? 523 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,280 Thank you. 524 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,640 Don't worry. 525 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,760 Bye. 526 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,680 Hi... 527 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,880 Bye, Jeh. -Bye, bye. 528 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,440 Bye, bye. -Bye! 529 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,720 Thanks for coming. 530 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,720 Next week. 531 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,240 Next stop, Truck Bar. 532 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,640 Come fast. 533 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,960 Guys, don't run. 534 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,240 Wait up, ya! 535 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,960 Good morning. 536 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,240 Good morning, beautiful. 537 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,800 That is a beautiful way to wake up. 538 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,120 Shall we go for a walk? 539 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,840 We can have breakfast at a shack. 540 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,640 Walk? 541 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,440 Costume trial in a bit. 542 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,960 So cancel it. 543 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,760 It's my film, Umang. 544 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,520 I can't be a diva. 545 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,600 Then give me five minutes. 546 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,720 I'll get ready and come along. 547 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,680 Or... 548 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,760 You could... 549 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,040 ...go to the gym. 550 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,520 I heard it's awesome. 551 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,960 What is the problem? 552 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Don't come to the shoot. 553 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,200 Don't come to the costume trial. 554 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,480 The other day, at the party, 555 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,880 you introduced me as your trainer. 556 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,080 Am I an embarrassment to you? 557 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,640 What? Don't be mad. 558 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,520 Then what's the problem? 559 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,160 Look... 560 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,880 I have to keep... 561 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,200 ...my personal life private. 562 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,720 You know how the tabloids are. 563 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,200 When you were with Raghuveer Singh... 564 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,080 ...your personal life was all over the tabloids. 565 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,440 Umang... 566 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,080 All this... 567 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,680 ...is new for me. 568 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,840 Okay? 569 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,480 I can't just... 570 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,640 Can't just what? 571 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,480 I can't just come out of the closet. 572 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,440 My career will be over. 573 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,080 And I can't go back into the closet. 574 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,120 I fought against everyone in Ludhiana, 575 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,240 left behind those I loved, to make this life for myself. 576 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,760 I value it too damn much. 577 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:16,000 And I fought really hard to get exactly where I am. 578 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,040 Too hard to throw it all away, just like that. 579 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,640 -Just like that? -Ya. 580 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,040 Just like that?! -Ya! 581 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,400 This is my first relationship with a woman. 582 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,080 I'm not even sure if I'm... 583 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,320 If I'm what? 584 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,720 I don't even know if I want this. 585 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,800 You knew it when you were fucking me. 586 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,240 Fuck the board. 587 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,880 Welcome back, Damini Rizvi Roy. 587 00:27:05,305 --> 00:27:11,463 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 37647