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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,440 I'm a woman on fire. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,040 Stop me if you can. 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,480 But nobody can come in my way. 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,080 Not even me. 5 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,440 Are you okay? 6 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,800 I finished the book. 7 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,520 I finished the book. 8 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,080 I finished the book! 9 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,520 I finished the book! 10 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,760 Now, what are the five words... 11 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,680 that can make any man 12 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:10,880 feel intimated? 13 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,280 Hint. It's not... 14 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,520 "Why is the towel on the bed?" 15 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,080 It's... 16 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,600 "What do women really want?" 17 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,160 Before my therapist becomes a millionaire, 18 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,680 is there anyone over here who could actually answer that question for me? 19 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,000 -Anyone? -My cue. 20 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,440 You? 21 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,360 Me? 22 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,040 Ya, you look like somebody who has all the answers. 23 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,520 I mean, you look like you're really frustrated! 24 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,360 I'll clarify. You look rather badass from up here. 25 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,360 Will you join me on stage, please? 26 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,840 -Yes. Yes! -Ya? 27 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,440 Guys, give her a cheer. 28 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:46,880 -Guys! -Siddhi! 29 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,080 Hi. 30 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,560 I clearly seem to have this effect on women. 31 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,000 So, what's your name? 32 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,440 Siddhi Patel. 33 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,440 Siddhi... 34 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,880 will you please tell all of us... 35 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,120 what do women 36 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,440 really want? 37 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,960 Equal pay? 38 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,080 Go, girl! 39 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,200 Alright! 40 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,840 Okay, okay. I hear you. 41 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,400 All you kids in the audience, shut your ears, please... 42 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,480 because I'm going to drop the "F" word. 43 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,160 Are you... a feminist? 44 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,120 Why are you saying it like it's an insult? 45 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,920 No. I mean, feminism is slightly confusing, right? 46 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,360 Should I... hold the door open for you? 47 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,320 Or you're independent and you'd rather do it on your own? 48 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,400 You know, I don't... I find this really funny. 49 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,480 For thousands of years, the men have been closing all the doors on us. 50 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,880 But in the name of chivalry... 51 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,400 But in the name of chivalry, opening one door gives them feminist burns. 52 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,000 I think it's pretty simple. 53 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,160 If I'm standing in front of you, I'll open the door for you. 54 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,960 If you're standing in front of me, feel free to open the door for me. 55 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,320 I have another question. 56 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,600 Say we're out on a date. 57 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,640 And I get you a drink. 58 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:11,960 I don't even know you. 59 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,200 How can you assume I'll go on a date with you? 60 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,080 I mean... #absurdlyforward 61 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,640 Okay. Let me rephrase that. 62 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,080 I ask you out. You happen to say "yes". 63 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,440 I get you a drink. 64 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,240 What do I get in return? 65 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,560 A GST bill? 66 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,920 -Hey, Damini... -Hi... 67 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,160 Here. This is yours. 68 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,760 I can't tell you how much I've been waiting for this. 69 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,720 Ya? 70 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,920 You'll love it, Shridhar. I mean, I hope you love it. 71 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,040 I'll definitely read it. 72 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,320 Thank you. I'm really looking forward to reading this. 73 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,880 I'm really looking forward to reading this. 74 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,640 Thank you. Bye. 75 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,480 Take care. Bye. Thank you. 76 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,920 May the publishing bids pour in! 77 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:16,440 And may Dee get justice for the Judge and his family. 78 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:20,080 And may those idiots at Investigator regret all their decisions. 79 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 -To Judge Damodar. -Yeah! 80 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,680 -May truth prevail. Always. -Always! 81 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,640 -What's going on? -Mangs! 82 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:37,040 Congrats, Dee. You guys, I'm sorry but I need to leave. 83 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,200 Mangs, are you insane? It's not even eight o'clock! 84 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,440 There's no bloody curfew, you know! 85 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,360 I know. 86 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,640 But I can't leave Samara alone for this long. 87 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,920 Even when Arya was three months, 88 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,720 I didn't have so many restrictions. 89 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,880 Please, Mangs. We miss you. 90 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,840 I miss you guys, too. Just a few more days. 91 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,760 I'm taking her to a yoga and meditation center tomorrow. 92 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,200 Mangs... 93 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,320 how are you coping with this whole thing? 94 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,400 -Are you okay? -Ya. 95 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,240 I'm good. 96 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,720 I'm assuming you're aware of the giver-receiver theory. 97 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,920 Sometimes the giver gives so much... 98 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,200 that they end up empty from within. 99 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,640 Sorry. Sorry. 100 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,840 Congratulations. 101 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,440 Umang tells me you've finished the book. 102 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,000 Yes, I finally did. 103 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:33,960 Thanks. 104 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,280 Weren't you going somewhere? 105 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,720 You're the one who's always going somewhere. 106 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,520 Okay. Sorry. 107 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:47,800 Please. You first. 108 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,200 No. You first. 109 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,560 Why don't I just go through? 110 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,720 And Jeh, when you're done here... 111 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,080 the ice-delivery guy is waiting for his cheque. 112 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,240 Of course. 113 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,320 I don't think Myra likes me at all. 114 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,760 Why does she need to? 115 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,680 Jeh... 116 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,840 Do you still... 117 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,160 like me? 118 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,520 Damini, I'm holding two crates 119 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,120 and my ice-delivery guy is waiting for me. 120 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,800 Not exactly the right time to have this conversation. 121 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,480 -Hold on a second, please. -Oh! 122 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,600 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 123 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,720 What floor? 124 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,200 -The same. -Okay. 125 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,040 Lift! Lift! Lift! 126 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,080 -Sorry, what floor? -Six. 127 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,000 Okay. 128 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,560 Not even a thank you. Courtesy is dead. 129 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,240 Fuck. 130 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,040 Oh, Lord! Elevator rides are everything they're cracked up to be! 131 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,320 I think I cracked my jaw laughing so hard! 132 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,640 He didn't even crack a smile back there! 133 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,840 -Maybe you should've cracked a joke! -Maybe I should have. 134 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,880 -Have a good day. -You too. 135 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,600 -Morning, sir. -Morning, morning. 136 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,640 Bose and Agarwal? 137 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,360 Ma'am, that way. 138 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,520 -Good morning, sir. -Morning. 139 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,160 Hi, Mr. Shashank Bose? 140 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,480 Please go ahead. 141 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,360 We have all the documents with us here? 142 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,160 I want to be out of here before lunch. 143 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,120 Alright? 144 00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,520 Ms. Menon? 145 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,160 Mr. Bose? 146 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,080 That's right. Shashank Bose. 147 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,840 Leading lawyer for Adalene SA. 148 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,200 What a pleasure it was to meet you. 149 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,280 Likewise, Mr. Bose. 150 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:14,880 How does it feel to be fighting against such a tiny co-operative? 151 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,040 An idealist in today's day and age? 152 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,120 Well, without the idealists, the world would come to an end. 153 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,240 Am I right, Mr. Bose? 154 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,000 You're a poet, too? 155 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:25,880 Sometimes. 156 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:30,000 To take my mind off perpetrators of injustice like your clients. 157 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,600 Perpetrators of injustice? 158 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,400 Please. 159 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,000 Are you a lawyer or a judge? 160 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,400 Let the case begin. 161 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,640 And we'll know soon enough who is being used for publicity. 162 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,640 Ekalaya is a fifteen year old co-operative, Mr. Bose. 163 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,200 Why would they need publicity? 164 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,160 Well, in that case, Adalene is a 75 year old company 165 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,280 formed by a seamstress in a studio apartment in Paris post World War II. 166 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,760 What on earth would they need Ekalaya for? 167 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,880 Since we're time-traveling into the past, Mr. Bose, 168 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,280 then the weaving traditions of Kullu and Kinnaur go back thousands of years. 169 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,080 Well, in that case, the French fashion industry... 170 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,320 goes way back in time too. 171 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,120 In fact, they invented the word couture. 172 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,160 -Am I saying it right? -Yes. 173 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,080 And it's the same French fashion industry, 174 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,640 who like the Brits, 175 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,640 sold all the cotton, silk, and indigo of the world to earn profits. 176 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,520 And owing to their technology, 177 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,000 the fashion industry continues to survive in many third-world nations. 178 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:12,960 Yes, that's true. 179 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,400 Like the sweat shops in India, Nepal and Bangladesh. 180 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,880 Big fan, Ms. Menon. 181 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,960 Loved how you defended the defamation cases against Tech Corp. 182 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,360 As am I, Mr. Bose. 183 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,480 Loved your work for Pilots' Union against Nebula Airlines. 184 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,520 Ya, I was pretty good. 185 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,840 So, should we... 186 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,520 crack this case open? 187 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:39,720 Yes. 188 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,120 Shall we? 189 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,520 People will recognize me. 190 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,200 Celebrities come here all the time. 191 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,480 No one's going to even bother about you. 192 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,000 Literally, nobody cares. 193 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,680 Let's go. 194 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,400 Umang's reality shot. 195 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,400 Brings you right back down to earth. 196 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,800 -Greetings. -Hello. 197 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,880 Welcome to our spa. We're delighted to have you. 198 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,880 -Please follow me. -Delighted to be here. 199 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,880 This is our Yoga pavilion. 200 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,000 We conduct three classes of Ashtanga Yoga everyday. 201 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,960 And every morning, you'll get your wheatgrass shot... 202 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,640 along with your daily itinerary. 203 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,440 Wheat grass is my favorite shot. 204 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:38,920 After tetanus, of course. 205 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,680 Okay, every morning, I need my cleanser. 206 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,200 Flax seeds, chia seeds and goji berries. 207 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,720 Also Leh berries, hemp seeds and acai berries 208 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,120 and some baobab. 209 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,760 She has a pooping problem. 210 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:51,800 Don't worry, ma'am. 211 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,120 Her bowels are our responsibility now. 212 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,000 -Absolutely. -Good. 213 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,720 It's so good to have a friend who is this considerate. 214 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,200 Actually... 215 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,320 Umang is my girlfriend. 216 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,760 Okay. 217 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,480 Let me take you to your room? 218 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,400 -Sure. Take us. -Okay, follow me. 219 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,880 Wow. 220 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:20,960 Okay, then. 221 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,040 Authors and publishing types make me nervous. 222 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,040 -You better not abandon me. -You better not abandon me. 223 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,640 You're my wing woman tonight. 224 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:27,920 I mean today. 225 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,560 I don't see no one I know. 226 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,600 -Should we get a drink? -Should we get a drink? 227 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,880 -Stop laughing so loud! -Sorry. 228 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,440 Shit! Bose! 229 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,200 -Adalene's lawyer. -Where? 230 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,360 Blue suit. White shirt. 231 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,480 You sure he's a lawyer? And not a poster boy? 232 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,720 Dee, please stop it. 233 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,280 I work with him. I mean, against him. 234 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,480 -I mean, you know what I mean? -I don't know what you mean. 235 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,000 Aparna! 236 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,080 Aparna! 237 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,920 Hi! How are you? 238 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,000 So nice to see you! My friend, Anjana. 239 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,080 -Hi. -Aparna. 240 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,000 Hello. 241 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,640 I'm so glad you came. 242 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,640 Of course, I had to. After the very personal invitation. 243 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,280 Listen... 244 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,640 did you read the manuscript? 245 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,720 Damini! It's a party! 246 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,960 -Shall we talk later? -Okay. 247 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,400 Why don't you and your friend go and get yourselves a drink? 248 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,840 Go on. Enjoy the party! 249 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,440 Thank you. 250 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:24,920 Now what? 251 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,560 That's Shridhar Nair of Phoenix Books. 252 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,240 Shridhar! Hi! 253 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,160 -Okay. -I don't know what's going on. 254 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,520 Hey. Menaka. 255 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,320 -Hi. -Hi. 256 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,360 How are you? 257 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,280 Great. 258 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,480 I'm great, Damini. 259 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,160 Did you read the book or... 260 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:54,960 couldn't find the time? 261 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,240 You know, seriously... 262 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,120 I'm snowed under a lot of work. 263 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,160 Right. 264 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,680 But I'll get to it soon. Ya? 265 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,400 Is it just me or is this party really frigid? 266 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,800 Minus twenty five degrees. 267 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,320 Feels like we're in Antarctica. 268 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,840 -What are you doing! -Just making sure. 269 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,520 Hey. 270 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,840 Listen, will you stay here for two minutes? 271 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,840 I'll just go talk to her. 272 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,840 What the hell is going on, Aparna? 273 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,840 Why is everyone ignoring me? 274 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,960 I'm sorry, Damini. 275 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,120 Perhaps, I shouldn't have invited you. 276 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,280 Why? 277 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,720 No one's going to publish your book, Damini. 278 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,400 No one can publish it... 279 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,280 and they're too embarrassed to tell you that. 280 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:44,960 Is it that bad? 281 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,800 It's just the first draft, I promise. 282 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,440 I am going to work with the editor, you know... 283 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,440 No! 284 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,280 It's not that. 285 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,160 It's just that... 286 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,120 It's a great book. 287 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,560 It's powerful, it's well researched, it's gripping. 288 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 In fact, it's the best book I've read in years. 289 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,120 Then, what's the problem? 290 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,160 It's too controversial, Damini. 291 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,000 And in this current political environment, 292 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,080 to publish this kind of a book... 293 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,200 is a massive risk. 294 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,680 It implicates a lot of powerful people in the government. 295 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,640 They could shut us down. 296 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,400 People's lives will be at risk. 297 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,440 No one's going to touch it, Damini. 298 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,960 No one. 299 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,360 Judge Damodar lost his life for the truth, Aparna. 300 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,800 Exactly. 301 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,840 The truth comes at a very high price. 302 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,080 Scared cowards. 303 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,480 Government puppets. 304 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,960 Capitalist slaves. 305 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,280 Wow. So much anger. 306 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,440 -Hi! -Hi. 307 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,920 I sympathize with you. 308 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,840 This boring party... 309 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,200 can make anyone angry. 310 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,800 Seriously! From right wing-left wing disputes... 311 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,960 to Trump's governance and... 312 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,920 There is a ready opinion on everything here. 313 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,360 On everything! 314 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,200 From the coal mining in Dhanbad... 315 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,240 to the best wine from Napa Valley-- 316 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,680 To the Saudi dictatorship... 317 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,360 -It's like surfing Snapchat for... -For generation X! 318 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,920 -Exactly. -It is! 319 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,280 Like... 320 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,640 Hi. 321 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,560 I'm Damini. 322 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,200 Sorry, that's Damini. 323 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,240 And that's Mr. Bose. 324 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,320 Nice to meet you, Damini. 325 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,360 I am Shashank Bose. 326 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,440 Anjana's newest nemesis, 327 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,880 foe, adversary. 328 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,280 -Maybe even an arch enemy? -Oh, c'mon! 329 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,520 Nice to meet you too, Mr. Bose. 330 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,560 Wait a minute. This is blasphemous! 331 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,280 Don't tell me they conned you into these lame-ass champagne martinis! 332 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,920 Is this the point where you'll suggest the real martini... 333 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 we should be drinking? 334 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,920 Of course! That's what I'm here for. 335 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,640 Excuse me. Hi. 336 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,520 Two dry gin martinis, please. 337 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,480 A wash of vermouth and olives on the side. 338 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,080 Ladies. 339 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,560 What was that? 340 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,920 What was what? 341 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,680 Fireworks, lights, heat. 342 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:10,960 Dee, he's married. 343 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,320 That's his wife right there. 344 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,200 Sushmita Sengupta is his wife? 345 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,440 Ya. 346 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,720 She's a power broker. 347 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,080 The CEO of West Comm. 348 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,320 If you keep staring at her like that, 349 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,320 she might just spontaneously combust. 350 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,560 Don't be ridiculous. 351 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,440 There was a fire burning here 352 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,760 about a minute ago. 353 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,680 And it wasn't because of me. 354 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,520 Are you crazy? I just told you he's married and... 355 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,400 I broke up with Arjun like a month ago? 356 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,680 So, have some shame. 357 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,080 Sure. If you say so. 358 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,160 But... 359 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,400 you didn't say no to him for a drink. 360 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,800 I drink once a week. 361 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,720 Might as well make it a good one, right? 362 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,560 -Right. Cheers to that. -Cheers! 363 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,400 What's going on, Hormonal? 364 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,760 All by yourself today. 365 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,800 Ya, my friends are all busy. 366 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,920 Are you nervous without them? 367 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,760 Not one bit. I am the real Lady Gaga. 368 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,400 I'm used to going up on stage and performing for a crowd. 369 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,200 Chill. I was just showing concern. 370 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,920 -Shit. I forgot. Seven times four... -What are you doing? Vocal exercise? 371 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,480 No. Just babbling the tables of seven. 372 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:18,960 Friendly advice. 373 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,080 Never bring math into the equation. 374 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,920 Did you get it? 375 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,320 Nice one. 376 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,800 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, 377 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,200 where's the peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked? 378 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,280 What the fuck is that? 379 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,320 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, 380 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,800 where's the peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked? 381 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,680 Say it. 382 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,080 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 383 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,080 Where's the peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked? 384 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,960 Where's the peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked? 385 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,560 -Simple. -Ya. Now faster. 386 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,920 If Peter Patter... Shit! Sorry. Wait. 387 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,800 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, 388 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,640 -where's the peck of pickled peppers... -Peter Piper picked? 389 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,720 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... 390 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,800 Okay, so now... 391 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,920 I'm going to be needing a volunteer from the audience. 392 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,080 You! 393 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,560 I have so much time to waste that I'm here watching your stupid show. 394 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,520 Tell me. What do you need? 395 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,880 I don't know. A magic show? 396 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,720 I can make those sides disappear. 397 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:11,920 Wow. 398 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,760 Why don't I make you disappear? 399 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,800 #bodyshamer 400 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,400 #terribleterriblejoke 401 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,800 Why don't you raise the standard of your show? 402 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,160 I'm not that good a magician yet. 403 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,560 Wait. What? 404 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,800 You're not a magician? 405 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,720 Which means you haven't hypnotized these people? 406 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,800 You're trying to tell me that 407 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:40,080 all these people here are voluntarily watching your rotten show! 408 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,920 Only a rotten crowd will watch a rotten show. 409 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,560 That was a joke, guys! 410 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,400 So are you going to join me or not? 411 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,520 Nope. 412 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,960 Just going to shout insults at you from here. 413 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,160 Way more fun. 414 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,960 No one is brave enough to take on the government. 415 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,680 Everyone's scared shitless. 416 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,960 You know what. Fuck them. 417 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,320 I'll go indie. 418 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,240 The big boys don't have the guts. 419 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,640 Maybe the indie publishers will. 420 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,640 I'll give them a book that will take them mainstream. 421 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,080 No? 422 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,160 Who do you think are the... 423 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,040 best indie publishers? 424 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,960 I still can't believe how entitled these big guys are. 425 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,000 What? 426 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,440 Big City Books, Bombastic Publications. 427 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,280 Millennial Books. 428 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,160 Why does the word "millennial" feature everywhere? 429 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,720 Hey, look at this. 430 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,560 Yuvanta. 431 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,520 That young writer Rana Sen? Whose book was banned? 432 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,720 They've published it. 433 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,080 You should try them. 434 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,760 Stop being so nice and helpful. 435 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,320 Why? 436 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,320 Because you're making my lady parts 437 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,560 grow less lustful and more loving. 438 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,160 The vagina doesn't do that. 439 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,960 The brain does. 440 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,800 Thanks, doctor. 441 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,520 Put this away. 442 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,720 Come here. 443 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,320 So this Sumit... 444 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,440 Is he handsome? 445 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,040 Amit, Mom. 446 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,960 The two of you work together. 447 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,000 There must be some chemistry. 448 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,760 Mom, please. Don't start your matchmaking again. 449 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,880 Why are you so rigid? 450 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,080 Excuse me, ma'am. We are ready for you. 451 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,800 I'm having the deep tissue and she's having the full body wax. 452 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,240 What? Why? 453 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,480 One must always be prepared. 454 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,480 Ready. 455 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,120 Ma'am, please take off your robe, underwear and lie down. 456 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,360 Underwear? 457 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,760 What the hell was that, Mom! 458 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,880 It was worse than dental pain! 459 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,680 And why do I have to look like a bloody Chihuahua down there! 460 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,680 Your friends are all modern women. 461 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,200 Have they never told you to get a Brazilian wax? 462 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,840 That's how men like it. 463 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,720 If they like it then they should only do it. 464 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,040 You know when you become... 465 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,640 -When you start doing it... -Oh, my God. 466 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,200 Siddhi, I want to be your friend now, darling... 467 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,920 That's why I'm being frank. 468 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,240 When you become sexually active, 469 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,240 you have to cater to the sexual fantasies of your partner. 470 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,280 Okay bye, Mom. I'm done. 471 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,640 Your body is not your own anymore. 472 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,520 Mom! 473 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,320 My body will always be mine. 474 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,560 Thank you very much. 475 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,080 In fact, we don't ask the men to get Brazilians! 476 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,080 Fine. But if he doesn't get what he wants at home, 477 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,080 he'll go looking for it outside the house. 478 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,840 Very good. If he does that, he can also get out of the house. 479 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,920 If only it was that simple, Siddhi. 480 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,720 It's not that difficult either, Mom. 481 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,560 Cross the Sea Link. Get to Bandra Court. 482 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,360 You'll have six months of waiting period. And that's it. 483 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,880 Divorce granted. Done. 484 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,120 This stand-up comedy is making you a little too frisky. 485 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,680 I just think that why should only men have these sexual fantasies? 486 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,240 Women also have a right to them. 487 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,520 Tell me, Mom. 488 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,680 What's your sexual fantasy? 489 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,080 Stop it, Siddhi. 490 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:21,960 -Why? -Stop it! 491 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,440 -Aren't we friends? -Go away! 492 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,320 Did you just fart? 493 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,000 No. 494 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,240 I think it's him. 495 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,240 You know... 496 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,640 when you fart, do it freely. 497 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,120 Notice that? 498 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,480 That bald guy's head... 499 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,360 Doesn't it remind you of a rasgulla? 500 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,120 I'm craving one! 501 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:17,880 Damn! 502 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,920 Are you craving it? 503 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,240 Or him? 504 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,000 Are you swinging back the other way? 505 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,400 Never. 506 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,720 I'm also craving pizza. 507 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,520 I'm ravenously hungry after ages! 508 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,840 What kind of hunger? 509 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,240 You know, life is really fucked up. 510 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:45,960 Isn't it? 511 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,640 The day's most profound thought. 512 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,760 Brought to you by Her Holiness Samara Kapoor. 513 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,400 But it's not just life that's fucked up, right? 514 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,600 People are fucked up too. Look at me. 515 00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,640 What about you? 516 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,360 Race you to the top? 517 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,240 -Ya. Okay! -C'mon. 518 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,520 -Ready. Set. Go! -Go! 519 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,640 -C'mon! No cheating! Let's go! -Go! 520 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,120 -Faster! Faster! -C'mon! 521 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,600 Faster! 522 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,320 -Such a cheater. -I know you can do it! 523 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,800 You know, Yuvanta Books is exactly the kind of home I want for Bloody February. 524 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,640 The kind of work you're publishing, it's so brave. 525 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,960 So out there, so avant-garde. 526 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,200 You understand political writing. 527 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,000 I loved Rana Sen's book. 528 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,640 Got banned though. 529 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,440 I know but that was explosive stuff. 530 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,160 Damini, I'm a huge fan of your work. 531 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,600 I used to follow all your stories on Investigator.com. 532 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,240 Just... 533 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,240 it was so awful what they did to you. 534 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,120 True but... 535 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,680 Were it not for that, I wouldn't be here. 536 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,160 Never would've written this book. 537 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,080 True. True. 538 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,600 So... 539 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,160 What are you writing next? 540 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,040 Shall we discuss Bloody February first? 541 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,240 Sure. Sure. 542 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,960 I mean, don't get me wrong, Damini. 543 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,560 I would love to read it. In fact, I can't wait to read it. 544 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,480 But... 545 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,400 I can't publish it. 546 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,320 Why not? 547 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,160 After Rana's case, we're already on the radar. 548 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:23,080 If I publish another controversial book, I'll be out of business. 549 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,920 I can't afford that. 550 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:26,760 Sorry. 551 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,120 And good luck. 552 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,800 This book will be published. 553 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,720 Read it on Kindle. 554 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,400 It'll be cheaper than the hard copy. 555 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,920 Thank you for your time, Zara. 556 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,720 I don't think you're getting me. 557 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,720 Let me get this right. 558 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,120 Ekalaya produced this fabric ten years back? 559 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,600 Correct. 560 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,120 So, in 2020, how can a designer sitting all the way out in Paris 561 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,080 steal a design that's ten years old? 562 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,040 There are design archives. 563 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200 He must have seen it on the internet. 564 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,400 Or on one of his trips to India. 565 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,360 There are numerous possibilities. 566 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,480 My client is innocent. This is pure coincidence. 567 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,880 My client is right. This is pure plagiarism. 568 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,720 We'll see about that. I'm not going to back down from this, Anjana. 569 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,120 I wouldn't want you to back down. 570 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,440 Good to know. 571 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,400 I meant, we both need to bring our A game. 572 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,400 That's the only way this battle will be fun. 573 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,640 Fun to fight... 574 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,560 Ya. 575 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,400 It's getting late for the day. 576 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,560 You think we should adjourn maybe? 577 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,160 Yes. That's a good idea. 578 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,600 -Thanks for coming in. -Thank you. Thank you. 579 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,200 Yes! I mean, I do prefer the lawns mowed. 580 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,600 But my question is, there are lawns on both sides. 581 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,920 So why should only one gender have to mow it? 582 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,080 Because its trickier for us men, right? 583 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,640 What if something else gets mowed instead? 584 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,480 Imagine if the hair gets stuck in my trimmer! 585 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,920 But that's not fair. 586 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,560 Why should only women have to endure the hot burning wax? 587 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,720 Because it's easier to find the hot spots? 588 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:10,200 Please! You shouldn't even bother. It's just not your cup of tea. 589 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,800 Even if boys move around with Google Maps, 590 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,960 there's little hope of them finding the hotspots! 591 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,200 I get it. I'm twenty seven. 592 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,640 And even today, if I shave, I'll probably look like a fourteen year old. 593 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,840 I'm still asked to flash my ID at nightclubs. 594 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,320 Not exactly tall, dark, handsome and desirable. I accept that. 595 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,640 You're not that bad. 596 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,960 Wait. Are you saying you're interested? 597 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,880 No. 598 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,560 Thank you, guys! You've been a lovely audience! 599 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,720 Have a great night! 600 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,640 Oh my God! 601 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,160 -That was amazing! -Amazing! 602 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,680 That was like the best show ever! 603 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,400 I can't believe our fifth show is an actual blockbuster! 604 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,680 Do you realize we're like a legit super hit pair? 605 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,000 Like Varun-Alia, Ross and Rachel, Chuck and Blair and Amit and Siddhi! 606 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,440 I'm sorry. 607 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,880 I completely read that wrong. 608 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,400 I'm sorry. Can we just pretend that never happened? 609 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,640 Please? 610 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,440 Don't be awkward. 611 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,520 I'm sorry. I just misread the situation completely. 612 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,440 It's... it's fine. 613 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,680 You're a great girl. I like you. 614 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,920 Right. 615 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:46,720 And... you don't like me which is completely fine. 616 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,440 Wow. I'm such an idiot. 617 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,400 Can we just go get a drink and pretend like this never happened? 618 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,360 Ya? Can we please do that right now? 619 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,600 Amit, I was just... 620 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,360 I was just taken by surprise. 621 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,520 I mean, I had no clue that you... 622 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,320 you know... 623 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,800 C'mon, Sam. Ten thousand steps today. 624 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,480 Keep it up! 625 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,840 What's happening? 626 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,320 I'm ready to take the pills. 627 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,520 Are you sure? 628 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,280 I am. 629 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,480 I want to get better. 630 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,760 I'm tired of feeling that something's wrong and... 631 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,840 tired of feeling scared and like I'm not good enough. 632 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,320 I want to do this. 633 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,000 For you, for me, for us. 634 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,920 Ya. 635 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,920 Sounds like a good plan to me. 636 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,960 But you know we still have to do the ten thousand steps right? 637 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,200 You still have to run. All right? 638 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,440 Ten thousand steps! You don't get off that easy. 639 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:31,720 C'mon! Let's go! 640 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:37,040 Like this. Keep it up! Let's go! Just till there. Right there. 641 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,760 -Just shut up. Just hug me! -Okay. 642 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,160 What's wrong? 643 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,360 Nothing. 644 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:53,960 You just... 645 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,040 you look beautiful when you sleep. 646 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,520 Oh! 647 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,000 Okay then, I'll go back to sleeping so you can look at me. 648 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,840 Really? 649 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,440 Do you like my sexy, sleeping vest? 650 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,120 Or my... 651 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,400 striped boxers? 652 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,840 Don't I look like a prisoner on the run? 653 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,520 Like totally irresistible? 654 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:23,920 No? 655 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,800 How dare you laugh in my prison, woman! 656 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,320 Come here. I'm going to punish you for your bad behavior. 657 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,680 I have no clue what you said but... 658 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,200 I really like the way that you said it. 659 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,320 Is that so? 46190

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