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Original subtitles

♪ A youngster born with ♪

♪ A character of arrogance ♪

♪ Clearing obstacles without complaining ♪

♪ Journeying through the lands ♪

♪ Fighting with his fists ♪

♪ Only hoping to break the opponents defences ♪

♪ I am tiny in the vast galaxies ♪

♪ Listening to the waves by the sea ♪

♪ The world of vanity is confusing ♪

♪ The sword cannot compared to brothers in arms ♪

♪ The normal person might break the law ♪

♪ The ability comes from the belief to reach the top ♪

♪ The world allows me to journey the lands however I want ♪

♪ I can be arrogant while I am still young ♪

♪ Being chivalrous will usually bring the storm ♪

♪ No one is scared of loneliness when they're at the top ♪

♪ But I want to live a peaceful life with you ♪

"R1se" ♪ And look at everyone from the top of the world ♪

[Scumbag System]

[Episode 1]

Yes, sir.

Bring him up here.

This is a novel call "Arrogant Gods and Demons' Journey".

It's about a world of wizardry

where everyone is so arrogant to the point

where they always fight with each other

to determine who is the strongest.

We know that

in stories of this sort,

no one is stronger than the protagonist.

Whoever that's more arrogant than the protagonist

must be a villain

who will then be defeated by the protagonist.

Everyone knows this logic

except for the villain,

which is why he was battered by the protagonist.

I was wrong.

I don't deserve to live.

Please let me go.

Our protagonist's life of arrogance

started from the raging Luo River.

Why was he in a wooden bucket you may ask?

To create a mysterious identity of course.

Our protagonist was adopted by a kind woman.

Since he was picked up in winter by the Luo River,

this kind woman named him

Luo Bing He*. (Lit*: icy cold Luo River)

There will always be warmth in this cold world.

Just like how a good person will always be repaid.

Hey.

Please don't give us an orphaned protagonist again, alright?

I wonder if anyone dares to save someone at a river again.

Alright.

Sad background story, checked.

According to a cliche script,

our protagonist only needs a villain with a grudge.

In order to be successful,

our protagonist went to seek for a master

and got himself the villain as his master.

The one known as the Peak Master of Qingjing Peak, Heaven's Sky Clan, Xiuya Sword.

Shen Qing Qiu.

The villain master looked at the protagonist.

What?

My female disciple who I raised with so much effort

was enchanted by this handsome, talented,

capable and one-in-a-million martial arts genius?

Damn it.

I will do my best to give you an inhumane torture.

If you are a villain,

you have to remember,

never kick your talented disciple down a cliff no matter how much

you despise him, alright?

That's because the harming will always end up as a bless for him.

Kicking him down the cliff is like getting him a scholarship.

With that scholarship...

I mean...

With the grudge,

our protagonist finally had a goal.

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

There was a senior call Nightmare in our protagonist's dream.

He also thought our protagonist was a handsome, talented,

capable and one-in-a-million martial arts genius.

So, he taught our protagonist some powerful martial arts.

The protagonist improved drastically by simply learning it

and broke his Seal of the Ancient Demon.

Eh?

Why is there a demon seal?

Alright, let's leave it aside first.

Our protagonist happened to pick up

the Demon Sword that allowed him to takeover both human and demon realms.

So,what can he do with this sword?

Of course, he would

fight the demon lord

of the demon clan at the demon realm

and take his daughter into his harem;

fight the evil clan master

[Huanhua Palace] at the human realm

and take his granddaughter into his harem;

fight his villain master

at his master's clan

and take his childhood friend into his harem.

After all these fights,

there were no one more arrogant than our protagonist.

No one had to fight to prove who was mightier anymore. Great.

Our protagonist became the strongest individual in both realms

and had a harem of 3000 women.

The villain ended up as a miserable trapped man

and lived the rest of his life in a pickle pot.

Ever since,

the protagonist lived happily ever after

with his harem and his grandchildren!

[Chapter 6666 Finale]

["Arrogant Gods and Demons' Journey"] Plane in the Sky.

["Arrogant Gods and Demons' Journey"] You finally ended your story.

How did I finish such a horrible long-winded story?

Rare herbs grows everywhere.

Pretty ladies fall for him easily.

Villains are all idiots.

Super illogical storyline.

All of the fans who praised the novel,

you have nothing to say, right?

Stupid author. Stupid novel.

What do we need to say?

Didn't you pay and finish the novel as well?

That's right.

Reading the novel while bashing it.

You're also an idiot.

+1.

Stupid author. Stupid novel.

[Stupid author. Stupid novel!!!] System activated.

[Stupid author. Stupid novel!!!] Pairing command successful.

Stupid author. Stupid novel.

Where is this?

Why am I here?

You're finally awake.

How do you feel?

Did I

pass out?

Yes.

I'm not sure why

but you had a high fever suddenly.

I'm at the hospital.

Hospital?

Did you get confused by a long sleep?

This is Qingjing Peak.

Qingjing...

Brother, who are you?

I know.

The God Alliance Congress is near

and you are eager to be the champion,

but with the foundation and fame of the Heaven's Sky Clan...

What?

Heaven's Sky Clan?

Even if we don't send someone,

-Even if we don't send someone, -Qingjing Peak?

Even if we don't send someone,

[System initiating.] No way.

[System initiating.] Even if we don't send someone,

[System initiating.] no one will doubt us as well.

[Entering world successful.] Don't focus too much on the fame.

[Arrogant Gods and Demons' Journey] [System activated.]

[Novel Journeyman's code.]

[UV002.]

[Arrogant Gods and Demons' Journey?]

[Running environment check.]

[Normal.]

[Our system is development upon the principle of]

["Do it if you can, don't complain if you can't."]

[We aim to provide you with the best novel journey experience.]

[We hope you can improve the story]

[We hope you can improve the story] [I'm not dreaming.]

[We hope you can improve the story from a low class long-winded story]

[to a premium, grand and high class classic.]

[Happy novel journeying.]

[I became the protagonist]

[of this retarded harem novel?]

Junior Qing Qiu.

Are you listening to me?

[Character binding successful.]

[Heaven's Sky Clan, Qingjing Peak's Peak Master.]

Scumbag Villain "Shen Qing Qiu".

Weapon, Xiuya Sword.

Original B-points: 100

Shen

Qing Qiu?

Why did I become a villain?

Oh god.

This...

This man.

[Yue Qing Yuan, master of Heaven's Sky Clan] He is Yue Qing Yuan,

the master of Heaven's Sky Clan?

Junior.

Are you still feeling dizzy?

He looks so kind.

Sadly he will be killed by the scumbag, Shen Qing Qiu, in the end.

Hold on.

I can't pity someone else.

The one who has the worst ending

is me!

I am here to repay

the humiliation I received in the past.

I don't want to be a villain!

No one dares to defy Luo Bing He.

I'd like to ride on his coattails.

I'd like to take great care of him.

I'd like to be his gentle master and good friend.

[OOC: Out Of Character] [OOC Warning.]

[OOC: Out Of Character] [You are currently a beginner.]

[OOC ability frozen.]

[Any action that defies the character settings of "Shen Qing Qiu"]

[will result in a deduction of B-points.]

[What will happen then?]

[Death.]

[Complete death.]

What's wrong?

Do you still not feeling well?

Where's my disciple, Luo Bing He?

Luo Bing He?

It's not the time yet, is it?

The protagonist hasn't come to be a disciple here.

What a relief!

Junior.

Don't be angry.

What?

I know you are strict to him

but that kid is trying his best.

Also,

he didn't make a mistake this time.

Don't punish him anymore.

Tell me.

Where is he?

Didn't you lock him in the wood shed

after giving him 40 strokes?

Junior.

You are so evil.

Skills, knowledge, appearance.

You have them all.

Why are you behaving like a vulgar?

What kind of grudges do you have?

Why do you have to cross Luo Bing He?

You even put me in this mess.

Come in.

[Ming Fan] I'm coming, master.

[Ming Fan] [Ming Fan.]

[Ming Fan] [Shen Qing Qiu's fisrt disciple.]

[Thrown into the Million Ants Pit by Luo Bing He.]

[Is he Ming Fan, the disciple who bullied the protagonist with Shen Qing Qiu?]

[Tsk, he has a tragic end as well.]

Master.

The clan master asked me to release the bastard.

I know you wouldn't let him go easily

so here I am to report to you.

That bastard,

how is he now?

Master.

Don't worry.

He won't get

any good treatment from me.

Bring him here at once.

Yes! Master.

I know you have something else for him.

Young man. You're digging your own grave.

Bastard, walk faster.

He is coming.

So weak and lame!

Master.

He's here.

[Luo Bing He] [He is the protagonist indeed.]

[Luo Bing He] [Even his title is so dazzling.]

[Oh no!]

[How can we beat the protagonist up to this extent?]

[I'm so dead.]

Master.

Don't kneel anymore.

[f you do that,]

[you will take my knee away in the future.]

Have you learnt your lesson?

Yes, I have.

I should not have talked back to you.

That's good.

You have the right attitude.

Use this...

OOC Warning.

Giving medicine violates the rules.

B-points deducted.

What?

I got thirsty suddenly.

[External Application] External application?

Does that violate the rules as well?

I'm doomed.

See?

He was sick because you made him angry.

It's alright.

That's enough.

I even punished you.

Go back and repent on your mistakes.

I won't look into it anymore.

Thank you. Master.

Hmph, I'll let you go this time.

Don't do that again!

He didn't seem to hold a grudge on me.

Didn't he get tortured before?

I'll let you go today.

If you dare to do it again...

Oh.

Bing He.

How old are you?

I am 14.

Oh. 14.

Ah!

I'm really dead.

Master!

Bastard.

You made him angry again.

[Strange behavior detected.]

[Please explain.]

Explain?

You tell me what he has experienced.

[He has experienced kneeling at the gate, fighting among disciples,]

[beaten up due to "talking back" to his master and other torturing events]

[to prepare for his demonification.]

[Please look forward to it.]

Look forward to him putting me into a pickle pot?

[The duty of a villain is to wait for the protagonist to seek revenge.]

Thanks a lot!

I'm not doing it.

Find someone else.

[Serious warning.]

[If you give up on the character,]

[the system will delete your account as punishment.]

It's alright that I die.

It's better than living in a pickle pot.

[You can remove the OOC]

[to change the ending.]

Master, your orders...

For real?

Is it true?

Yes.

Master.

Which means

the beginner mission will unlock when I obtain a certain amount of B-points.

I can then unlock the OOC

and change the ending, right?

[You've repeated the question for three times.]

[The system will no longer answer it.]

I'm just trying to confirm

how to increase my B-points?

[One.]

[Change the retarded story.]

[Two.]

[Increase the villain's intelligence.]

[Three.]

[Maintain the protagonist's satisfaction.]

[Four.]

[Discover the hidden story line.]

Which means

I should familiarise myself

with the surroundings for now

and manage to resume my skills and sword techniques.

Otherwise...

[Entering skills interface.]

[Skills & Equipments] Wow.

I have skills?

[Razor Leaf] Is this an online RPG game?

[Due to your beginner account,]

[the higher level skill sets are locked by the system for now.]

[You can unlock them by meditating behind closed doors.]

That easy?

[Xiuya Sword] Let's see what I can use now.

[Xiuya Sword]

Is this Shen Qing Qiu's Xiuya Sword?

Wow.

I'm so powerful.

I'm indeed the master in charge of a peak.

With my skills

and

a closed-door meditation for twenty years,

I might have a chance to flee with my tail between my legs

in case I have no choice but to duel with

the hacking bastard Luo Bing He in the future.

Luo.

Look at this.

There's a big ditch on the ground.

[Ning Ying Ying] [Ning Ying Ying.]

[Ning Ying Ying] [Shen Qing Qiu's sole female disciple.]

[Luo Bing He's senior and childhood friend.]

I don't need an introduction.

There's only one person who calls him "Luo".

Luo.

Which senior

do you think is practising Sword Flash?

The only person who has such skill on Qingjing Peak

is Master.

Youngster, you know your stuff well.

Luo.

Play with me.

No.

Senior told me

to carry water after I chop all the firewood.

If I can finish it faster,

I might have time to meditate.

The current Luo Bing He

is still a good student.

The seniors are so bad.

They always order you around.

I know they are bullying you.

Hmph. I will tell Master about it

so they won't do that again.

I can't do anything.

I can't be OOC.

Don't!

I don't want to bother Master with such minor issues.

The seniors have no bad intentions.

They just want to toughen me up

because I am still young.

So thoughtful at such a young age.

No wonder he can be the protagonist.

Since you are so thoughtful,

it's hard for people not to bully you.

Junior!

Why are you here without telling us?

Senior Ming Fan.

The back mountain is so vast.

What if a beast or snake appears?

Hmph! I'm not afraid of beasts and snakes.

Besides,

I have Luo to accompany me anyway.

Wow! What a way to create grudges!

How can he protect you?

Ignore him, junior.

I have something nice for you to see.

This

is a Hetian Jade brought for me

from my parents when they visited my relatives.

Jade pendant?

No!

This story is...

How is it?

Do you like it?

I'll give it to you if you like it.

What is this?

The colour is so ugly.

The one on Luo looks better.

Does junior have one as well?

Of course.

He always wears it on his neck.

It's his treasure.

He wouldn't even show me.

Of course.

That's the only thing his late adopted mother left for him.

You wouldn't even show your jade pendant to Ying Ying.

If this goes on,

will you not help

if we are facing enemies in the future?

What does that have to do with the pendant?

It's fine if he won't show me.

I don't have to see.

Give it back!

That is mine.

Why are you smiling?

I thought it is a rare treasure.

Turns out it's just a fake.

A fake?

What is it?

Stop digging your own grave.

This is the only thing Luo Bing He has of his late adopted mother.

Give it back to me!

Sure.

I'm sure it's just a cheap item bought from a street stall.

I'm afraid it will dirty Ying Ying's hands if I give it to her.

Don't touch it.

Just give it back to him.

That's a key item to increase and trigger his rage.

Give it back to me!

Pick it up yourself!

What are you waiting for?

He dared to beat his seniors.

Teach him how to respect his seniors.

Senior! How could you do that?

Ask them to stop.

I...

I will ignore you otherwise.

Junior, don't be angry.

I'll ask them to stop.

All of you...

How dare you attack him?

Girl.

Are you trying to save him or hurt him?

Make way!

[OOC Warning.]

What am I worrying about?

He is the protagonist. He is invincible.

No way.

I can't intervene.

I need to earn B-points and change the ending.

Let go of me!

Which hand did you hit me with?

I'll break your hand today.

Stop it!

♪ Who is practicing his sword in the forest ♪

♪ The green bamboos cover the mountain peaks ♪

♪ Hoping to live a peaceful life at ease ♪

♪ I remember the gentle chats the most for all my life ♪

♪ The youngster who used to wear a white shirt ♪

♪ Has already lost his happiness ♪

♪ The past is dead ♪

♪ What happens tonight is unrelated ♪

♪ All worries die to the sword and the cold ♪

♪ Holding a cup and toast to the sky to drown the sorrows alone ♪

♪ The sorrows kept ringing in my ears ♪

♪ I want to forget about it but I can't ♪

♪ The hatred and love are all imaginary ♪

♪ I just hope to live my life without regrets ♪

♪ I just hope ♪

♪ To live my life without regrets ♪

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