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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:06,049 Mike: Okay, I crunched up some prenatal vitamins for you 2 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,225 here in your slop, there, Portia. 3 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,967 And Portia, honey, now, don't feel any pressure 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,100 to have to get your body to bounce back 5 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,753 immediately after birth, okay, honey?Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh. 6 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:17,452 Embrace those curves.Yeah, that's all you. 7 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:18,540 [ Cellphone rings ]Oh. 8 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:19,932 I got a -- Oh, it's my mom. 9 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,195 Oh. Do I look tired? 10 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,239 -No. Not at all. Do I? -No. You look great. 11 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:23,936 Oh. Thank you.[ Cellphone beeps ] 12 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,112 Hi. Ugh. 13 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,070 Why do you two look so tired? 14 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,637 Oh, we --We're very awake. 15 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,117 Yeah, no, we're super awake, Mom. Hi.Um, if not now 16 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,074 insecure about it, but...[ Portia snorting ] 17 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,206 What's that awful sound?What? 18 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:33,859 Oh. Oh, that's Portia. 19 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,861 Must be a strain, having to feed two pigs every day. 20 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,341 We have one pig, Mom. 21 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,081 Oh, yeah? What do you call him? 22 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,778 Good morning to you, too, Donna. 23 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:43,695 You should be ashamed of yourself, Beau, you freeloader! 24 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:45,219 Get a job! 25 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:46,350 I have a job. I'm a farmer. 26 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,309 Mom, don't.And I'm harvesting. 27 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:49,788 And you're just a woman on a phone 28 00:00:49,832 --> 00:00:51,486 who cannot hurt my feelings! 29 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:52,878 Okay. Yeah, right. 30 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:53,879 Hi. Listen, honey, I'm thinking 31 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:54,880 of coming for a visit. 32 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:56,230 I got to get out of the city. 33 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:57,927 They're trying to take away my straws. 34 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,102 Oh. Oka-- Alright. 35 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,538 Great. Well, that's fine. 36 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:01,757 When you thinking? Yeah, when are you -- 37 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,193 when are you thinking about coming out? 38 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:04,194 [ Cabin alert chimes ]Got to go. Flight's taking off. 39 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,195 -What? -Flight to -- 40 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,327 See you soon, honey. -Mom. 41 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,545 She's coming here. She's flying here. 42 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,330 I'm gonna go scream into a pillow for 17 minutes, 43 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:10,548 and then I'll get ready. 44 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:12,115 Okay. 45 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:17,251 ♪♪ 46 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:19,949 --Captions by VITAC-- 47 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:22,386 ♪♪ 48 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:23,561 Do I have to wear this? 49 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,172 I mean, my neck is, like, totally claustrophobic. 50 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:26,260 Look, she gave it to you. 51 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:27,217 It's gonna buy youfive extra minutes of goodwill. 52 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:28,566 I think you're gonna need it. 53 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,133 [ Horn honks ]Why do you thinkshe's visiting? 54 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:31,569 I mean, do you think shewent bankrupt or something? 55 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:33,397 Like, is that possible?No. No, no. 56 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:35,269 She would have fled the country if that was the case. 57 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:36,487 Oh, she's gonna hate it here. 58 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,228 She's gonna try to get usto move back to New York. 59 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,187 Mm. Well, we'll just tell her we're not going, you know? 60 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:42,189 The farm is good, and we're doing a great job.Yeah. 61 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:43,364 Oh, I'm not gonnalet her get in my head. 62 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,539 I'm fine. Okay. [ Chuckles nervously ] 63 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:46,323 My neck is sweating.Hey! I'm dreading this. 64 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,411 Yeah, it's dripping down. 65 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:49,370 Hi!There's my baby girl! 66 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,980 Mom. 67 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:52,068 Oh, my God. Oh. 68 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,201 I love what you're putting in your hair. 69 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:56,246 Oh, well, I just haven'twashed it in ages, so -- 70 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,596 Oh, well, whatever you're doing,it is working for you. 71 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:02,034 And, Mike, love the sweater. Oh. Oh. 72 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:04,559 Oh, everything looks great. 73 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,387 The farm is amazing. 74 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,215 Everything is just fantastic. 75 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,217 Yeah. I love it here. 76 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:12,219 Yeah.I came all this way, huh? 77 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:13,611 Great. 78 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,047 Why is she being so nice? 79 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:16,310 She's never hugged me before. 80 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:18,268 Alright, so,I re-organized the seed shelf 81 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:19,878 to make it more efficient. 82 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:23,186 See, it used to go pumpkin,tomato, corn, kale, lettuce. 83 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:26,624 Now it goes lettuce,pumpkin, tomato, corn, kale. 84 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:27,973 Much better. 85 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:29,453 [ Bell chimes loudly ] 86 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:32,239 Ah! Still loving thatentrance chime I installed? 87 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:34,023 Guaranteed for 5,000 dongs. 88 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:35,633 Constance: That's a lot of dongs. 89 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:38,332 Good morning, Rudy. 90 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,899 Any morning I get to see your face is a very good morning. 91 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:43,467 Hey, are you a Connie's Club member, 92 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:44,773 or can I sign you up? 93 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:47,558 What in the hell is a Connie's Club?I don't know, 94 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,604 but I want to be its president -- or treasurer. 95 00:02:49,647 --> 00:02:51,083 No, it's -- it's a rewards program. 96 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,650 Brandon,would you go and see 97 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:54,304 if my lumber order has come in yet? 98 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,392 Will do. 99 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:58,134 Hey, but, Rudy, you think about joining the club. 100 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,268 See, if you earn yourself10 Connie Stars, 101 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,791 you got yourself 5 Connie Coins. 102 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,358 Oh, boy. 103 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:07,143 Ma'am, am I correct...Rudy. Rudy, you got to help me. 104 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,492 Brandon's driving me nutsin the store, 105 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:09,885 and his brain won't shut down. 106 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,626 Can you take himoff my hands, please? 107 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:14,019 I'll do anything you ask, except exercise. 108 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:15,978 I don't enjoy it, and I don't want to get ripped. 109 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:20,461 [ Portia snorts ]Well, look at this magnificent woman. 110 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,724 Mike: [ Chuckles ]She exudes confidence, you know? 111 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,813 She's magnificent. 112 00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:26,641 I was a wreck in my third trimester. 113 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,512 Rio: We were gonna do a water birth, 114 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,471 but then she started to drink the pool a lot, 115 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:31,298 and we felt like --Yeah. Yeah. 116 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,821 And she did other stuffin the pool 117 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:34,736 that made it pretty disturbingwhen she drank it. Ah. 118 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,347 Yeah. You know, I'm suddenly in the mood for a BLT. 119 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:38,348 Sure. Okay. 120 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,394 [ Portia squeals ] 121 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:42,309 Hi. Hello. What? 122 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,441 Hey, Donna. 123 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:46,400 Hi.How you doing? 124 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:48,097 It's nice to meet you in person. 125 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,272 You, too, Connie. 126 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:52,101 I feel like I know you from the phone. 127 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:54,451 But by the way, you need to stopreporting Mike for kidnapping. 128 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,888 [ Chuckling ] Oh, those -- That's just prank calls. 129 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:58,542 It's a little fun with my Mahjong girls. 130 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:01,502 I'm sorry, you guys, this is all I got left. 131 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:02,764 The whole town's eating on the go. 132 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:03,982 They done wiped me out. 133 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:05,070 You know, it's harvest time, remember? 134 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:06,507 Yeah. What? 135 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,421 You guys were talkingabout the harvest? 136 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,292 Yeah. Yeah. She calls me sometimes, 137 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,294 and we just dish, you know? 138 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,513 But what she really wants to know is why you two 139 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:14,515 are the only people in town not harvesting -- 140 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,081 Oh, really?...and what she can do about it. 141 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,518 Thanks, Connie.So I'll talk to y'all later. 142 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:18,649 If you need something, let me know.Thank you. 143 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:19,781 Is that why you're here? 144 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:20,782 No. Mom -- 145 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:21,783 This is purely a coincidence. 146 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,654 It's a coincidence? 147 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:26,527 But I will say, if my daughter'sgonna be a farmer, 148 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,398 she's gonna be the best damn farmer in the state, 149 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,182 and that means she should be harvesting. Ma! No. 150 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,141 That's not evenhow it works. And I'm gonna make that happen. 151 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:34,448 Ma -- [ Chuckles ] We don'thave anything to harvest. 152 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:36,667 Yet. Give me 24 hours.Rio: Oy. 153 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,539 Uh, Donna, it --it doesn't work that way. 154 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:39,714 We're rebuilding the soil with cover crops. 155 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,716 Reb-- Rebuilding the soil.You know what? 156 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:43,370 I have no idea what you're talking about.Mm-hmm. 157 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,372 But here's what I do know -- You remember, Rio... 158 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:48,375 Mm....when you got 1350 on your SATs, 159 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,420 and then you worked, and you worked, and you worked, 160 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:52,466 and you got it up to 1420, huh? 161 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:55,033 It's true. I still know my "V" vocabulary words very well. 162 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:56,600 I don't want to be vainglorious about it, but, you know. 163 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:57,819 You know what, Mom? We're good. 164 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,342 The farm is great. 165 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:02,606 We're doing really well, and I just want you to respect 166 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,477 that we're trying really hard. 167 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,522 Well, I respect that you're trying -- 168 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,002 Great. That's all we're asking....but trying 169 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,003 is what people say they're doing 170 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,265 when they're not succeeding. 171 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,571 Who says? 172 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,791 People. 173 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,272 Rudy: This is my project. I make spoon men. 174 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,492 Want to hear about my process? 175 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,494 Yeah. 176 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:23,584 Please tell me all the stepsthat led to this. 177 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,150 First, I wait for the spoon to reveal itself to me. 178 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,151 [ Goat bleats ] 179 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:27,718 [ Chickens clucking ] 180 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:28,719 Then I bend it. 181 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,373 And this was the urgent project 182 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,288 that my mom desperatelyneeded me on? 183 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,377 She's not the only one. 184 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,596 Randy's pretty jazzed about it, too. 185 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:40,035 I spent the past yeardismantling mines 186 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:43,081 so that humanitarian convoyscould make it into war zones. 187 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:47,956 But yeah,this seems important. 188 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:49,349 Now we wait for the bend to come. 189 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:58,445 Hey, have you ever thoughtabout, like, shaking things up? 190 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:01,273 You know, like,taking a creative leap? 191 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,450 To what? Fork women? 192 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,669 I tried, but that middle tine is a problem. No. 193 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,454 Think bigger. 194 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:08,759 Knife dogs. 195 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,587 [ Door opens ] 196 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,546 [ Sighs ] 197 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:13,982 [ Door closes ] 198 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:17,072 [ Belt buckle clacking ] 199 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,509 [ Owl hooting, insects chirping ] 200 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,686 [ Sighs ] 201 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:23,687 -Hey! -[ Screams ] 202 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,428 Don't try it, sleaze ball! 203 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:26,647 [ Light switch clicks ]Donna? 204 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,039 It's me, Beau Bowman. 205 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,345 What the hell do you think you're doing? 206 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,521 This is my room.This is where I sleep. 207 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:32,609 Oh, this is your room? Really? 208 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:35,090 Do you pay room and board? I don't think so. 209 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,657 Go sleep on the couch. 210 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,485 No way. I've been drivinga combine all day. 211 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,661 Oh, so it's my fault that you chose manual labor 212 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,924 as a lifestyle? 213 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,579 [ Sighs ] Fine. 214 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:48,538 I shared a bed with a man for 25 years without having sex. 215 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:51,193 I think I could handle one more night. 216 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:55,545 Beau: [ Laughing ]What was I supposed to do?Donna: [ Laughing ] 217 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:57,547 Oh, stop. You didn't. 218 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,680 You are so bad. I can't get over it.I swear. I swear. 219 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,725 Rio: Mom. Hi. 220 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,118 Hi. What -- Hi. What -- What -- What -- 221 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,728 Guess what? Beau agreed agreed to give you 222 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,164 an acre of land to harvest. 223 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,819 What?I could not say no.She rode me pretty hard. 224 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:09,385 Oh, stop it. It's true. 225 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:15,347 -Oh, this is fantastic. Yeah. -Oh, boy. 226 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:16,348 Don't mind me. Just grabbing all your spoons. 227 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:18,133 Oh -- Oh, Mom,that's Rudy. Rudy, Mom. 228 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:20,614 Oh, Rudy? Hello, Rudy. Hello. 229 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:23,138 You're the most stylish woman I've ever seen up close. 230 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:24,139 But not from far away. 231 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:27,316 Oh. Okay.Oh, sorry about him. 232 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:28,883 Well, Donna, this is such a treat. 233 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:30,145 We have not had --Oh, yeah. 234 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:32,103 ...a good bagel in months. 235 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,932 I have no idea what capers are, but I'm in heaven. 236 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:36,281 Oh, you got schmutz.Let me get that for you.Do I? 237 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,109 [ Whispering ] Do you thinkthat they had sex? 238 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,589 [ Whispering ] I think more than once.What? 239 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:42,592 So, Beau and I were talking in bed last night. 240 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,115 -[ Normal voice ] Mm. Mm-hmm. -And we decided... 241 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,595 Oh, the creamier the better. 242 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:46,901 Mm-hmm. Mm. 243 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:49,773 ...that he's gonna give you an acre of land to harvest 244 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,558 to cover his rent.[ Normal voice ] What? 245 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,560 Your mother is a very persuasive woman.[ Laughs ] 246 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,649 So, whatever you can harvest on that acre is yours. 247 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:58,739 And then word gets out how good you are at harvesting, 248 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,654 and people are gonna want you to consult on their farms. 249 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:01,655 Yeah, no. I-I think this is incredible. 250 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,658 We do not need your charity, Beau. 251 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,703 We're -- We're gonna have to, uh, decline the offer, 252 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,879 even if we are fascinated by the events... Well -- 253 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,751 ...surrounding the negotiation. I-I-I -- 254 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,187 Mike, are you crazy? 255 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,667 Who are you to turn down free land? 256 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,712 It's free land, and I would say 257 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,454 that I think we shoulddefinitely do that, right?[ Sighs ] 258 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,152 Um, thank you, Beau.Thank you for that. 259 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,763 And also,feel free to just go ahead 260 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:23,677 and sleep in the living room tonight. 261 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,461 Oh, don't be silly, Rio. 262 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,332 Oh, I got go. Gonna be a long day. 263 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:29,247 And watch your toes tonight, Donna. 264 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,945 It's like an eagle snatching a field mouse. 265 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,250 You love it. [ Laughs ] 266 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,603 You know, I don't want to be a downer, 267 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,779 but I do feel obligated to remind everyone that, 268 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:41,216 without a combine,you know, harvesting corn 269 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,261 is -- is virtually impossible. 270 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,481 What are you talking about? We're gonna do it by hand, like the old-timey days. 271 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,961 Yeah. I mean, the pilgrims did it, 272 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,440 and they were just, like, dummies.The pilgrims did it. 273 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:49,833 Well, okay.Yeah. I mean, it's like an acre. 274 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:50,617 It's, like, how big could that be? 275 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,184 Well, 4,840 square yards. 276 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:54,621 But that's the max it could be. It could be way less than that. 277 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,753 Ah, that's the Levine spirit. 278 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,363 Boom, done, success. 279 00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:00,583 Next problem. Move on.Yeah. 280 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,716 Okay, you know, I-I don't thinkit's gonna be that easy, 281 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,456 a-and we have a pigthat's about to pop, so -- 282 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,632 Oh, yeah, but she's gonna be fine, Mike. 283 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,764 I mean, once the first one is born, 284 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,592 the rest just fall out.The rest just fall out. 285 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:10,811 Mike, you're gonna be here with Portia. 286 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,987 You've got the YouTube tutorials. 287 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,597 And then Mom and I are gonna go do the harvest. 288 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,642 Just us ladies. 289 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:16,643 Yeah.You know what? 290 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,514 It's gonna be a her-vest. 291 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,603 A her-vest. I love that. 292 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,779 Boom, done, success. Her-vest.There we go. 293 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,260 I love how you sound likeyour mom when she's here. 294 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,479 It's so fun.What? What are you talking about? 295 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,090 Okay. We're off. 296 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,482 -Okay. -Okay. 297 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:31,614 -A-her-vesting we go. -We're off. 298 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,007 The pilgrims with their roll-on bag. 299 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,879 Rudy, hand me a 1/16th swage. 300 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,622 Rudy, that's a 1/8th swage. 301 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,232 I need a 1/16th. 302 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,625 I'm as invested in thisas anyone, 303 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,975 but you're bringing an intensitythat perhaps isn't necessary. 304 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,760 Well, you know, in the Navy, 305 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,240 you have to give 110% to everything you do. 306 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,764 People's lives are on the line. 307 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,679 Spooning is supposed to bea relaxing activity, 308 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,202 sometimes known as a "hobby." 309 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:55,159 [ Whirring ]Oh, boy. 310 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,466 It's moving under its own power. 311 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:58,467 Why would we want that? 312 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,121 Why wouldn't we want that? 313 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,905 'Cause we might unleashsomething we can't contain. 314 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,995 Rudy, listen, I hear your concerns, 315 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,868 and I respectfully dismiss all of them. 316 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,043 I'm sorry. 317 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,871 I know you never askedto be alive. 318 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,786 Was it your idea for Mike to put on that sweater? Truth. 319 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:13,917 Oh, he loves it.He wears it all the time. 320 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,527 All the time? Really? Yes. 321 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:16,659 Wow.Absolutely. It's reallycome in handy. 322 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,705 It's a great col-- Look at this. Yeah. 323 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,837 So, this is what corn trees look like. 324 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:21,882 This is it. Wow. 325 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,927 Let the her-vest begin! 326 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,799 Yes.[ Laughs ] 327 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,757 Here, let me get ahold ofmy sickle, here. There's yours. 328 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,280 Wait, you sure this isn't a scythe? 329 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,934 No. This is a sickle. I'm prettysure this is a sickle. 330 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,849 Mm, well, you're the genius who aced her verbal. 331 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,808 Donna: Alright.Scythe is the long one -- like, the Grim Reaper one. 332 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:35,809 Oh. O-Okay. 333 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,288 Yeah. Sickle. 334 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,900 Watch this. [ Grunts ] Boom. 335 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,379 Oh, it didn't go down. What's wrong with this thing? 336 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,294 Rio, I have an idea.It's not doing it. 337 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,688 I think you needto get really angry -- 338 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,908 like in a rage, you know? 339 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,301 So, think of that stalk as -- 340 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,085 [Snapping fingers] what was her name? 341 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,565 Ugh. Obnoxious. Katie Wassel. 342 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,828 Oh, don't bring up Katie Wassel.In ninth grade -- Wait. 343 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,612 Ma. Ma.Wait. In ninth grade, 344 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,700 she got the part of Audrey 345 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,702 in "Little Shop of Horrors"instead of you?Yeah. 346 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,530 Think of that stalk as Katie Wassel. 347 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,923 That part was yours. 348 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,838 She got it because she had big boobs. 349 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,970 That's right. Go for it. 350 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:11,758 I...was supposed to sing... "Suddenly Seymour"! 351 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:12,715 [ Screams ] 352 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,369 Yes! Yes! 353 00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,327 That's my little warrior![ Gasps, laughs ] 354 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,286 Yes! [ Laughs ]I did it! I did it! 355 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,070 I did it! I sickled it! Good! 356 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:22,986 Well, I have to say,it feels amazing... Ohh. 357 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,206 ...to intentionally kill a plant. 358 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,511 Ah, I don't know what Mike was talking about. 359 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,643 This is gonna be so easy. 360 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,731 [ Portia squealing ] 361 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,865 Portia, a landing pad there for -- 362 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:32,909 [ Liquid sloshes ]Oh! 363 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:35,129 Oh, my goodness. Okay. Water broke. 364 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,131 Uh, oh boy. It keeps breaking. 365 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:40,656 Okay. It's go time. It's go time. 366 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,179 [ Snorts ] 367 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,790 Oh, gosh. [ Chuckles nervously ] 368 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,096 I'm...getting a little emotional. [ Clears throat ] 369 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:49,012 Well, that's unexpected. [ Clears throat ] 370 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,884 Donna: And that oneis your art teacher -- 371 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,537 Remember her? -- Mrs. Lawson, 372 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,365 who said your ceramicswere just average. 373 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:57,629 They were museum-qualitypieces, Rio! 374 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:58,761 Hang on, Mom. I got to take a break. 375 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,415 I don't think I can keep going. Alright. 376 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,808 I actually liked Mrs. Lawson. 377 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,200 Alright, honey, you're doing great. 378 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,898 You just need a little refresher, 379 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,769 'cause your handslook like a longshoreman. 380 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,945 So, let me give you a little squirt.I can't. I can't. Ma, Ma, Ma, I can't. 381 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,034 My -- My arm -- it's -- it's done. Ah. 382 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,383 I-I can't move it. Alright. 383 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,689 I feel like a marionette. 384 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,822 Alright. Mama's got this.Mom, seriously. 385 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,432 I think there's somethingwrong with my arm. 386 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,563 Hey, Miss Rio! 387 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,827 Oh, hey. 388 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,264 Um, are you cutting down stalksof corn with a knife on a stick? 389 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,179 Oh, yeah. It's a sickle. Ah.Ah. [ Chuckles ] 390 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,050 I love how you and Mikeare always doing things 391 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,139 in the slowest, worst ways. 392 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,837 Yeah. Well, you know what they say -- 393 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,883 you know, sometimes the worst way is the best way. 394 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,016 Nope. Not really. 395 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,234 Well, hey, once you getall these stalks down, 396 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,193 all you got to do ispop the ears off, 397 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,021 shuck them, husk them,shell them, 398 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:41,804 and then get all the kernelsinto the silo. 399 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,458 You guys are gonna be fine. 400 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,895 You got these tote bags.I'm not worried about you. 401 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,636 Yeah. Alright,good luck, you two. 402 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:48,855 You, too. Yeah. Alright. Yeah, yeah. 403 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:49,943 Just do what the kid said. 404 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:53,250 We got to cut, pop, shuck, husk... Just -- 405 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:56,166 Mom...I don't --I don't think I can do it. 406 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,038 I think my body'skind of shutting down. 407 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,431 I can taste the lactic acid. 408 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,824 Okay. 409 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,695 You remember in sixth grade, 410 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,959 when you butchered that piano recital, 411 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,265 and that idiot piano teacher said you had lazy thumbs? 412 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,876 Lazy thumbs, yeah. 413 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,096 But you persisted, and you didn't give up.Yeah. 414 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,272 And the next year, what happened? 415 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,840 You went in there, you blew the place away 416 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,842 playing the prelude to"Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves." 417 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,975 You're right. I'm going lefty. 418 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,324 Alright.I'm going lefty. 419 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,629 Alright. Alright. 420 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:25,761 Watch out, Mama. 421 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,849 [ Grunts ] 422 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,546 I'm gonna be the best! 423 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,547 [ Grunts ] 424 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,331 [ Screams ] 425 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,506 [ Groans ] Ow.Jacob! 426 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:32,289 Oooow! 427 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:38,121 Ohh.Jacob. Oh, my God. It's in your back. 428 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:38,905 There's a sickle in your back. Just get it out. 429 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,254 Oh. Is that okay? Are you okay? 430 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,734 Luckily, I, uh, had my mathtextbook with me today. 431 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:43,997 Oh, wow. That's a doozy. 432 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,694 [ Laughs ] If it had beenmy grammar handouts, 433 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:46,956 it could have severed my spine. 434 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,044 That would have sucked. 435 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,525 I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.Oh, it's okay. 436 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,005 No. This got out of hand, 437 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,224 and I just -- I'm so glad you're okay. 438 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,269 We just feel awful. Mom, right? 439 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,097 We feel awful.Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 440 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,099 We feel terrible.We're so sorry -- We were just harvesting. 441 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,014 No. No, we could have really hurt him. 442 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,233 Mom, this -- It's gone too far. 443 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,148 Oh, come on. There's no such thing.Oh, really? 444 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,455 So, it's not too far that you got intel from Connie 445 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,109 that there was a harvest, and all of a sudden, 446 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,719 y-you're flying 1,500 miles out here 447 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,155 so that we could do it your way? 448 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,896 I feel like this is my faultfor getting stabbed. 449 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,680 Alright. Jacob, please don't get involved here. 450 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,508 I want you to be the best. Is that so bad? 451 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,684 Yes. I don't need to be the best. 452 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,599 Well, what kind of life is that, Rio? 453 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,079 [ Sighs ]I mean, are you really satisfied 454 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,689 with living in a decrepit house 455 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:28,171 and a decrepit farm with nothing to show for it? 456 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,174 The Rio that I know would not want this. 457 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,046 I want this. 458 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,612 I love my decrepit farm. 459 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,397 I love my decrepit house. 460 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,355 I am happier herejust trying to get by 461 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,314 than I ever was in New York,trying to be the best. 462 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,968 Okay. 463 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,491 So, I get it. 464 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,406 You just are happier without me. 465 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,495 I'm not --And you don't care about me 466 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,931 and you don't want me 467 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,064 and I might as well be dead. 468 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,630 Okay? I get it. 469 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,937 Mom, that's not what I said.Mom, those were not my words. 470 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,199 If you need me, I'll be packing. 471 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,722 Please don't do that. 472 00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,377 Okay, cool.Is this the silent treatment? 473 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,814 She's not answering.It's the silent treatment. 474 00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,207 Are you just gonna leave the champagne 475 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,426 and the snacks right there? 476 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,775 Mom? 477 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,733 Constance: Rudy. 478 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,779 I thought we had plans. 479 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,346 We'll have to reschedule. 480 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,738 I glued a circuit boardto my hand. 481 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,653 Now I got a small currentgoing through my body. 482 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,829 Things have never been better.This is so much fun. 483 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,135 Really? 484 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,832 Your mouth is saying one thing, 485 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,139 and your magnified eyes are telling me a different story. 486 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,795 You got to tell Brandonto back the hell off. 487 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,318 Spoon men should be hilarious and fun, 488 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,625 not something that triesto kill you in the night. 489 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,235 I'm so sorry, Rudy. 490 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,020 I shouldn't have forced him on you. 491 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:37,066 I-I was so excited about having him back, and -- 492 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,894 and now I don't know what to do with him. 493 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,029 When I came back from the army,I had no idea what to do. 494 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,160 You come homeand, all of a sudden, 495 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,032 no one's telling youwhere to be, what to wear. 496 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:49,035 Took everything I hadto just take a break 497 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,775 and do nothing for a change. 498 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,647 [ Sighs ] Well, I-I don't know if he can do that. 499 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,605 You know, he eats breakfast at 4:00 a.m. 500 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:57,043 Well, maybe tomorrow,he'll eat at 4:15, 501 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,218 and you take it from there.And who knows? 502 00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:01,177 Pretty soon, he'll bewaking up at noon. 503 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,700 [ Goat bleats ] 504 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,486 Rio! Rio! 505 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,227 Rio! 506 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,576 Oh, hey. where's Rio? 507 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,056 Portia's giving birth, and it's getting ugly. 508 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,014 That's no excuse for ruining 509 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,624 a perfectly good sweater from Saks. 510 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:14,843 Okay, I-I need your help. 511 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:15,931 I need your help.Okay, 512 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,019 but I got to change my pants. 513 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,107 I don't want to make you feel bad, 514 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,414 but these cost as much as this house. 515 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,025 Okay. She's pushing,but -- but nothing's coming out. 516 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,158 And it says that there mightbe a piglet stuck in there 517 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,594 in the video, b-b-but I don'tknow what to do 518 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,292 because it's buffering,because our Wi-Fi is weak. 519 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,077 No. You'reweak. We're gonna do this. 520 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,080 When I had Rio, the nurses were completely useless. 521 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,472 You know what I did? 522 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,257 I reached up there, and I delivered her myself. 523 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,519 Give me the lubricant! 524 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:41,304 Okay. The tutorial saysyou got to use olive oil. 525 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,828 And you didn't spring for extra virgin?We're on a budget! 526 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,917 She's bringing a life into this world, and you get generic? 527 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,702 You idiot! 528 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,399 I-I-I got to say,there's something aboutwhen you yell at me 529 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,836 that is mildly comforting,'cause it was -- it was weird 530 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,055 when you were being nice to mewhen you first got here. 531 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,535 'Cause I was faking it. 532 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,189 I was only doing that to get what I wanted. 533 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,104 Classic mental warfare. 534 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,106 Any moron could have figured that out. 535 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,108 Well, you know what would behelpful to Portia 536 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,936 is if you directed thatoverbearing energy towards her. 537 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,764 Yeah. Alright. Portia. Hello. 538 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,071 I am Donna Levine from New York City. 539 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,203 So, put her there! 540 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,943 Oh, my gosh! 541 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,336 Alright. Oh, my goodness. You're in there. 542 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,338 Alright. I feel something. I feel something. 543 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,948 Push, Portia. You got to help me out. 544 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:20,256 You are better at birthing pigs than any pig in this barn. 545 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,345 Push, damn it!You got to push, Portia, 546 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,433 or she's not gonna stopscreaming at you.Push, Portia! 547 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,478 You got to help me out.Come on. Push. 548 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,914 You can do it, Portia. 549 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,220 You got this. Aah! [ Piglet squeals, liquid sloshes ] 550 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,178 [ Laughing ] Oh! 551 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,354 [ Laughs ]Oh, you did it! 552 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,965 Oh, my gosh.Look how beautiful it is. 553 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,750 Beautiful? I don't know about that. 554 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,752 But I'll tell you something -- she looks like Rio, 555 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,189 who's a gorgeous woman, but she was a hideous baby. 556 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,451 [ Piglet squealing ]Okay. Okay. 557 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,452 [ Bell chimes loudly ] 558 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,584 Hey, Ma. 559 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,716 Ma, Ma. 560 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,936 I was thinking we could sell Rudy's spoon men 561 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,242 here at the store. 562 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,808 I'll just have to give you a safety training 563 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,246 in case they connect to the Wi-Fi and become self-aware. 564 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,205 Oh [Sighs] honey,I hate to tell you this, 565 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,686 but I only asked you to help Rudy 566 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,384 because you were driving mecrazy working here. 567 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,952 Wow. Really? 568 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,388 I'm sorry. 569 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,042 I thought I was helping. 570 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,349 I know. But every time thatbell rings on that door, I -- 571 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,611 [ Bell chimes loudly ]...I curse your name. 572 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,352 Every time? 573 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,180 I don't want to think aboutmy baby like that. 574 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,617 I know this is a hardtransition for you. 575 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:20,795 Maybe you can tryto do nothing for a while. 576 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,276 Okay? Just relax. Take a break. 577 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,929 Okay. Get back inthe swing of things. 578 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,409 Relax. Yes. Yeah. 579 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,542 I can relax. Yeah. 580 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,545 Huh? 581 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,199 That's -- That's pretty good. Okay. 582 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,896 I... 583 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,639 Relaxed. [ Snaps fingers ] 584 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,511 So many thingscome naturally to you, 585 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,034 but this ain't one of them. 586 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,862 Yeah. I didn't like it either. 587 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,429 You'll get there. 588 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,604 [ Pigs squealing ]Mike: Well, that was amazing. 589 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:51,086 I definitely see where Rio gets her strength from. 590 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,305 I mean, your -- your arm was... 591 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,002 It was up there. 592 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,179 Yeah, you know what?I've touched worsethings on the subway. 593 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,441 And you were pretty great,too, Mike. 594 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:01,314 Thank you. 595 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,663 You know, I don't -- I don't pretend to know 596 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,752 what you and Rio's relationship's all about, 597 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,841 but I can tell you 598 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:10,236 she loves you and misses you so much. 599 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,412 I don't know why I put so much pressure on her. 600 00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,370 Maybe it's 'cause, after the divorce, 601 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,460 it was us against the world, and everything was a battle, 602 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,810 and I wanted her to be a fighter. 603 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,551 Oh, she's a fighter. 604 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,813 You ever heard someone trying to call her "ma'am"? 605 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,468 [ Chuckles ] 606 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,601 You know, the first timeI held her in my arms, 607 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,994 my only wish was thatshe would be happy. 608 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:34,260 And for some unknown reason,she's happy here. 609 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,262 And you should be happy, too. 610 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,307 Just call your motherevery now and then, okay? 611 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,701 Hi. [ Laughs ] 612 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:41,702 Hi, honey.Hi. 613 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,356 Hey. They're here. 614 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,444 Oh, my gosh. Yeah. 615 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,794 [ Gasps ] Hi. 616 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,362 Oh, wow.I love this so much. 617 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,625 My whole family together. 618 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,323 My husband, my mama, 619 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,238 my pig sister...[ Portia snorts ] 620 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,284 ...my pig babies. 621 00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,285 Hi. 622 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:02,592 Oh, wow, you guys. 623 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:06,509 Mom, I'm really sorry that the her-vest got so ugly. 624 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,729 Oh, honey, no, no.I'm the one who's sorry. 625 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,253 Thank you. And I will always need you. 626 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,081 Of course you will. Don't be crazy. 627 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,649 So, I'm gonna go shower offthis afterbirth...Oh. 628 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,390 ...so I can packand get out of this hellhole. 629 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,695 Okay. 630 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:19,957 [ Sighs ] 631 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,829 Oh, Mom, I do have a quick question... 632 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,483 Yeah?...uh, that I just need to know. 633 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,094 Did you, uh, have sex with Beau Bowman, or...?Mm. 634 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:29,097 Don't askridiculous questions. 635 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,708 I was just, you know... 636 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,188 [ Gate closes ] 637 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,755 I would have likeda more definitive "no." 638 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,452 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 639 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,415 [ Cabin alert chimes ]Pilot: Apologies, folks. 640 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,285 We're just waiting for one last passenger. 641 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,373 Ugh.You got to be kidding me. 642 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,421 Beau?Ah. 643 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,422 What are you doing here?[ Sighs ] 644 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,858 [ Breathes deeply ] 645 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,382 I couldn't let you leavewithout telling you how I feel. 646 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:59,432 Donna Levine, you make me shiverfrom my nips to my nuggets. 647 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,433 I love you. 648 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,912 Are you crazy? 649 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,915 I feel the same exact way. 650 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,527 ♪♪ 651 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,529 [ Cheers and applause ] 652 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:10,660 [ Gasps, screams ] 653 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,533 [ Breathing heavily ] 654 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,317 Beau-Donna sex dream? 655 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,710 Yeah. Yeah. 656 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,364 Yeah. I had one, too. 657 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,235 Oh, my word. Come here. 658 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,324 Okay. Maybe we shouldkeep each other awake. 659 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,847 I may never truly sleep again. 46278

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