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Mike: Okay, I crunched up some
prenatal vitamins for you
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here in your slop,
there, Portia.
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And Portia, honey, now,
don't feel any pressure
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to have to get your body
to bounce back
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immediately after
birth, okay, honey?Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh.
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Embrace those curves.Yeah, that's all you.
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[ Cellphone rings ]Oh.
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I got a --
Oh, it's my mom.
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Oh.
Do I look tired?
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-No. Not at all. Do I?
-No. You look great.
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Oh. Thank you.[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Hi.
Ugh.
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Why do you two look so tired?
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Oh, we --We're very awake.
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Yeah, no,
we're super awake, Mom. Hi.Um, if not now
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insecure about it, but...[ Portia snorting ]
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What's that awful sound?What?
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Oh.
Oh, that's Portia.
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Must be a strain, having to
feed two pigs every day.
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We have one pig, Mom.
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Oh, yeah?
What do you call him?
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Good morning to you,
too, Donna.
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You should be ashamed of yourself, Beau, you freeloader!
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Get a job!
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I have a job.
I'm a farmer.
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Mom, don't.And I'm harvesting.
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And you're just
a woman on a phone
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who cannot
hurt my feelings!
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Okay. Yeah, right.
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Hi. Listen, honey, I'm thinking
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of coming for a visit.
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I got to get out
of the city.
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They're trying to
take away my straws.
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Oh.
Oka-- Alright.
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Great.
Well, that's fine.
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When you thinking? Yeah, when are you --
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when are you thinking about
coming out?
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[ Cabin alert chimes ]Got to go.
Flight's taking off.
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-What?
-Flight to --
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See you soon, honey.
-Mom.
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She's coming here.
She's flying here.
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I'm gonna go scream into
a pillow for 17 minutes,
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and then I'll get ready.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪♪
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Do I have to wear this?
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I mean, my neck is, like,
totally claustrophobic.
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Look, she gave
it to you.
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It's gonna buy youfive extra minutes of goodwill.
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I think you're
gonna need it.
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[ Horn honks ]Why do you thinkshe's visiting?
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I mean, do you think shewent bankrupt or something?
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Like, is that possible?No. No, no.
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She would have fled the country
if that was the case.
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Oh, she's gonna
hate it here.
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She's gonna try to get usto move back to New York.
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Mm. Well, we'll just tell her
we're not going, you know?
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The farm is good,
and we're doing a great job.Yeah.
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Oh, I'm not gonnalet her get in my head.
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I'm fine.
Okay.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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My neck is sweating.Hey!
I'm dreading this.
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Yeah,
it's dripping down.
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Hi!There's my baby girl!
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Mom.
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Oh, my God.
Oh.
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I love what you're putting
in your hair.
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Oh, well, I just haven'twashed it in ages, so --
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Oh, well, whatever you're doing,it is working for you.
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And, Mike,
love the sweater.
Oh. Oh.
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Oh, everything
looks great.
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The farm is amazing.
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Everything is
just fantastic.
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Yeah.
I love it here.
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Yeah.I came all
this way, huh?
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Great.
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Why is she being
so nice?
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She's never
hugged me before.
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Alright, so,I re-organized the seed shelf
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to make it
more efficient.
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See, it used to go pumpkin,tomato, corn, kale, lettuce.
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Now it goes lettuce,pumpkin, tomato, corn, kale.
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Much better.
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[ Bell chimes loudly ]
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Ah! Still loving thatentrance chime I installed?
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Guaranteed for
5,000 dongs.
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Constance:
That's a lot of dongs.
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Good morning, Rudy.
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Any morning I get to see your
face is a very good morning.
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Hey, are you
a Connie's Club member,
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or can I sign you up?
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What in the hell
is a Connie's Club?I don't know,
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but I want to be
its president -- or treasurer.
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No, it's --
it's a rewards program.
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Brandon,would you go and see
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if my lumber order
has come in yet?
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Will do.
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Hey, but, Rudy, you think
about joining the club.
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See, if you earn yourself10 Connie Stars,
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you got yourself
5 Connie Coins.
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Oh, boy.
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Ma'am, am I correct...Rudy. Rudy,
you got to help me.
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Brandon's driving me nutsin the store,
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and his brain
won't shut down.
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Can you take himoff my hands, please?
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I'll do anything you ask,
except exercise.
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I don't enjoy it,
and I don't want to get ripped.
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[ Portia snorts ]Well, look at this
magnificent woman.
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Mike: [ Chuckles ]She exudes confidence,
you know?
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She's magnificent.
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I was a wreck
in my third trimester.
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Rio: We were gonna do
a water birth,
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but then she started
to drink the pool a lot,
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and we felt like --Yeah. Yeah.
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And she did other stuffin the pool
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that made it pretty disturbingwhen she drank it.
Ah.
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Yeah. You know, I'm suddenly
in the mood for a BLT.
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Sure.
Okay.
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[ Portia squeals ]
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Hi. Hello.
What?
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Hey, Donna.
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Hi.How you doing?
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It's nice to
meet you in person.
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You, too, Connie.
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I feel like I know you
from the phone.
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But by the way, you need to stopreporting Mike for kidnapping.
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[ Chuckling ] Oh, those --
That's just prank calls.
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It's a little fun
with my Mahjong girls.
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I'm sorry, you guys,
this is all I got left.
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The whole town's
eating on the go.
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They done wiped me out.
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You know, it's harvest time,
remember?
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Yeah.
What?
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You guys were talkingabout the harvest?
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Yeah. Yeah.
She calls me sometimes,
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and we just dish,
you know?
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But what she really wants
to know is why you two
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are the only people in town
not harvesting --
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Oh, really?...and what she can
do about it.
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Thanks, Connie.So I'll talk to y'all later.
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If you need something,
let me know.Thank you.
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Is that why you're here?
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No.
Mom --
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This is purely
a coincidence.
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It's a coincidence?
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But I will say, if my daughter'sgonna be a farmer,
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she's gonna be the best
damn farmer in the state,
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and that means she should
be harvesting.
Ma! No.
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That's not evenhow it works.
And I'm gonna
make that happen.
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Ma -- [ Chuckles ] We don'thave anything to harvest.
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Yet.
Give me 24 hours.Rio: Oy.
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Uh, Donna, it --it doesn't work that way.
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We're rebuilding the soil
with cover crops.
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Reb-- Rebuilding the soil.You know what?
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.Mm-hmm.
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But here's what I do know --
You remember, Rio...
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Mm....when you got 1350
on your SATs,
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and then you worked,
and you worked, and you worked,
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and you got it up
to 1420, huh?
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It's true. I still know my "V"
vocabulary words very well.
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I don't want to be vainglorious
about it, but, you know.
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You know what, Mom?
We're good.
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The farm is great.
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We're doing really well,
and I just want you to respect
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that we're trying
really hard.
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Well, I respect
that you're trying --
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Great.
That's all we're asking....but trying
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is what people say
they're doing
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when they're
not succeeding.
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Who says?
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People.
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Rudy: This is my project.
I make spoon men.
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Want to hear
about my process?
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Yeah.
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Please tell me all the stepsthat led to this.
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First, I wait for the spoon
to reveal itself to me.
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[ Goat bleats ]
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[ Chickens clucking ]
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Then I bend it.
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And this was
the urgent project
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that my mom desperatelyneeded me on?
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She's not the only one.
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Randy's pretty jazzed
about it, too.
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I spent the past yeardismantling mines
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so that humanitarian convoyscould make it into war zones.
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But yeah,this seems important.
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Now we wait for
the bend to come.
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Hey, have you ever thoughtabout, like, shaking things up?
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You know, like,taking a creative leap?
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To what?
Fork women?
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I tried, but that middle tine
is a problem.
No.
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Think bigger.
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Knife dogs.
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Door closes ]
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[ Belt buckle clacking ]
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[ Owl hooting,
insects chirping ]
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[ Sighs ]
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-Hey!
-[ Screams ]
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Don't try it,
sleaze ball!
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[ Light switch clicks ]Donna?
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It's me, Beau Bowman.
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What the hell do you
think you're doing?
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This is my room.This is where I sleep.
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Oh, this is your room?
Really?
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Do you pay room and board?
I don't think so.
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Go sleep on the couch.
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No way. I've been drivinga combine all day.
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Oh, so it's my fault
that you chose manual labor
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as a lifestyle?
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[ Sighs ]
Fine.
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I shared a bed with a man for
25 years without having sex.
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I think I could handle
one more night.
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Beau: [ Laughing ]What was I supposed to do?Donna: [ Laughing ]
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Oh, stop.
You didn't.
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You are so bad.
I can't get over it.I swear. I swear.
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Rio: Mom.
Hi.
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Hi.
What -- Hi.
What -- What -- What --
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Guess what?
Beau agreed agreed to give you
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an acre of land
to harvest.
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What?I could not say no.She rode me pretty hard.
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Oh, stop it.
It's true.
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-Oh, this is fantastic. Yeah.
-Oh, boy.
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Don't mind me.
Just grabbing all your spoons.
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Oh -- Oh, Mom,that's Rudy. Rudy, Mom.
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Oh, Rudy? Hello, Rudy.
Hello.
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You're the most stylish woman
I've ever seen up close.
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But not from far away.
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Oh. Okay.Oh, sorry about him.
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Well, Donna,
this is such a treat.
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We have not had --Oh, yeah.
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...a good bagel
in months.
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I have no idea what capers are,
but I'm in heaven.
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Oh, you got schmutz.Let me get that for you.Do I?
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[ Whispering ] Do you thinkthat they had sex?
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[ Whispering ]
I think more than once.What?
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So, Beau and I were talking
in bed last night.
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-[ Normal voice ] Mm. Mm-hmm.
-And we decided...
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Oh, the creamier
the better.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm.
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...that he's gonna give you
an acre of land to harvest
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to cover his rent.[ Normal voice ] What?
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Your mother is a very
persuasive woman.[ Laughs ]
246
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So, whatever you can harvest
on that acre is yours.
247
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And then word gets out how good
you are at harvesting,
248
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and people are gonna want you
to consult on their farms.
249
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Yeah, no.
I-I think
this is incredible.
250
00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,658
We do not need
your charity, Beau.
251
00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,703
We're -- We're gonna have to,
uh, decline the offer,
252
00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,879
even if we are fascinated
by the events...
Well --
253
00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,751
...surrounding
the negotiation.
I-I-I --
254
00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,187
Mike, are you crazy?
255
00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,667
Who are you
to turn down free land?
256
00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,712
It's free land,
and I would say
257
00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,454
that I think we shoulddefinitely do that, right?[ Sighs ]
258
00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,152
Um, thank you, Beau.Thank you for that.
259
00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,763
And also,feel free to just go ahead
260
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:23,677
and sleep in the living room
tonight.
261
00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,461
Oh, don't be silly, Rio.
262
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,332
Oh, I got go.
Gonna be a long day.
263
00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:29,247
And watch your toes
tonight, Donna.
264
00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,945
It's like an eagle snatching
a field mouse.
265
00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,250
You love it.
[ Laughs ]
266
00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,603
You know, I don't want
to be a downer,
267
00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,779
but I do feel obligated
to remind everyone that,
268
00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:41,216
without a combine,you know, harvesting corn
269
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is -- is virtually
impossible.
270
00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,481
What are you talking about?
We're gonna do it by hand,
like the old-timey days.
271
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,961
Yeah. I mean,
the pilgrims did it,
272
00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,440
and they were just,
like, dummies.The pilgrims did it.
273
00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:49,833
Well, okay.Yeah. I mean,
it's like an acre.
274
00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:50,617
It's, like,
how big could that be?
275
00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,184
Well, 4,840 square yards.
276
00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:54,621
But that's the max it could be.
It could be way less than that.
277
00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,753
Ah, that's
the Levine spirit.
278
00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,363
Boom, done, success.
279
00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:00,583
Next problem. Move on.Yeah.
280
00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,716
Okay, you know, I-I don't thinkit's gonna be that easy,
281
00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,456
a-and we have a pigthat's about to pop, so --
282
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,632
Oh, yeah, but she's
gonna be fine, Mike.
283
00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,764
I mean, once the first one
is born,
284
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,592
the rest just fall out.The rest just
fall out.
285
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:10,811
Mike, you're gonna
be here with Portia.
286
00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,987
You've got
the YouTube tutorials.
287
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,597
And then Mom and I are
gonna go do the harvest.
288
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,642
Just us ladies.
289
00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:16,643
Yeah.You know what?
290
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,514
It's gonna be a her-vest.
291
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,603
A her-vest.
I love that.
292
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,779
Boom, done, success.
Her-vest.There we go.
293
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,260
I love how you sound likeyour mom when she's here.
294
00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,479
It's so fun.What?
What are you talking about?
295
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,090
Okay. We're off.
296
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,482
-Okay.
-Okay.
297
00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:31,614
-A-her-vesting we go.
-We're off.
298
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,007
The pilgrims with
their roll-on bag.
299
00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,879
Rudy, hand me
a 1/16th swage.
300
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,622
Rudy,
that's a 1/8th swage.
301
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,232
I need a 1/16th.
302
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,625
I'm as invested in thisas anyone,
303
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,975
but you're bringing an intensitythat perhaps isn't necessary.
304
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,760
Well, you know,
in the Navy,
305
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,240
you have to give 110%
to everything you do.
306
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,764
People's lives
are on the line.
307
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,679
Spooning is supposed to bea relaxing activity,
308
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,202
sometimes known as
a "hobby."
309
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:55,159
[ Whirring ]Oh, boy.
310
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,466
It's moving under
its own power.
311
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:58,467
Why would we want that?
312
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,121
Why wouldn't
we want that?
313
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,905
'Cause we might unleashsomething we can't contain.
314
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,995
Rudy, listen,
I hear your concerns,
315
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,868
and I respectfully
dismiss all of them.
316
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,043
I'm sorry.
317
00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,871
I know you never askedto be alive.
318
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,786
Was it your idea for Mike
to put on that sweater? Truth.
319
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:13,917
Oh, he loves it.He wears it all the time.
320
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,527
All the time? Really?
Yes.
321
00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:16,659
Wow.Absolutely. It's reallycome in handy.
322
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,705
It's a great col--
Look at this.
Yeah.
323
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,837
So, this is what
corn trees look like.
324
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:21,882
This is it.
Wow.
325
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,927
Let the her-vest begin!
326
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,799
Yes.[ Laughs ]
327
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,757
Here, let me get ahold ofmy sickle, here. There's yours.
328
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,280
Wait, you sure
this isn't a scythe?
329
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,934
No. This is a sickle. I'm prettysure this is a sickle.
330
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,849
Mm, well, you're the genius
who aced her verbal.
331
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,808
Donna: Alright.Scythe is the long one --
like, the Grim Reaper one.
332
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:35,809
Oh. O-Okay.
333
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,288
Yeah.
Sickle.
334
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,900
Watch this.
[ Grunts ] Boom.
335
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,379
Oh, it didn't go down.
What's wrong with this thing?
336
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,294
Rio, I have an idea.It's not doing it.
337
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,688
I think you needto get really angry --
338
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,908
like in a rage, you know?
339
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,301
So, think of that stalk as --
340
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,085
[Snapping fingers]
what was her name?
341
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,565
Ugh. Obnoxious.
Katie Wassel.
342
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,828
Oh, don't bring up Katie Wassel.In ninth grade -- Wait.
343
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,612
Ma. Ma.Wait. In ninth grade,
344
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,700
she got the part of Audrey
345
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,702
in "Little Shop of Horrors"instead of you?Yeah.
346
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,530
Think of that stalk
as Katie Wassel.
347
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,923
That part was yours.
348
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,838
She got it because
she had big boobs.
349
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,970
That's right.
Go for it.
350
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:11,758
I...was supposed to sing...
"Suddenly Seymour"!
351
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:12,715
[ Screams ]
352
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,369
Yes! Yes!
353
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,327
That's my little warrior![ Gasps, laughs ]
354
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,286
Yes! [ Laughs ]I did it!
I did it!
355
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,070
I did it!
I sickled it! Good!
356
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:22,986
Well, I have to say,it feels amazing...
Ohh.
357
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,206
...to intentionally
kill a plant.
358
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,511
Ah, I don't know what Mike
was talking about.
359
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,643
This is gonna be so easy.
360
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,731
[ Portia squealing ]
361
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,865
Portia, a landing pad
there for --
362
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:32,909
[ Liquid sloshes ]Oh!
363
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:35,129
Oh, my goodness.
Okay. Water broke.
364
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,131
Uh, oh boy.
It keeps breaking.
365
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:40,656
Okay. It's go time.
It's go time.
366
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,179
[ Snorts ]
367
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,790
Oh, gosh.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
368
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,096
I'm...getting a little
emotional. [ Clears throat ]
369
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:49,012
Well, that's unexpected.
[ Clears throat ]
370
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,884
Donna: And that oneis your art teacher --
371
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,537
Remember her? --
Mrs. Lawson,
372
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,365
who said your ceramicswere just average.
373
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:57,629
They were museum-qualitypieces, Rio!
374
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:58,761
Hang on, Mom.
I got to take a break.
375
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,415
I don't think
I can keep going.
Alright.
376
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,808
I actually liked
Mrs. Lawson.
377
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,200
Alright, honey,
you're doing great.
378
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,898
You just need
a little refresher,
379
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,769
'cause your handslook like a longshoreman.
380
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,945
So, let me give you
a little squirt.I can't. I can't.
Ma, Ma, Ma, I can't.
381
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,034
My -- My arm --
it's -- it's done.
Ah.
382
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,383
I-I can't move it.
Alright.
383
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,689
I feel like a marionette.
384
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,822
Alright.
Mama's got this.Mom, seriously.
385
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,432
I think there's somethingwrong with my arm.
386
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,563
Hey, Miss Rio!
387
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,827
Oh, hey.
388
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,264
Um, are you cutting down stalksof corn with a knife on a stick?
389
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,179
Oh, yeah.
It's a sickle. Ah.Ah. [ Chuckles ]
390
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,050
I love how you and Mikeare always doing things
391
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,139
in the slowest, worst ways.
392
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,837
Yeah.
Well, you know what they say --
393
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,883
you know, sometimes the worst
way is the best way.
394
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,016
Nope.
Not really.
395
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,234
Well, hey, once you getall these stalks down,
396
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,193
all you got to do ispop the ears off,
397
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,021
shuck them, husk them,shell them,
398
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:41,804
and then get all the kernelsinto the silo.
399
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,458
You guys are
gonna be fine.
400
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,895
You got these tote bags.I'm not worried about you.
401
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,636
Yeah.
Alright,good luck, you two.
402
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:48,855
You, too.
Yeah.
Alright. Yeah, yeah.
403
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:49,943
Just do
what the kid said.
404
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:53,250
We got to cut, pop,
shuck, husk...
Just --
405
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:56,166
Mom...I don't --I don't think I can do it.
406
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,038
I think my body'skind of shutting down.
407
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,431
I can taste
the lactic acid.
408
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,824
Okay.
409
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,695
You remember in sixth grade,
410
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,959
when you butchered
that piano recital,
411
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,265
and that idiot piano teacher
said you had lazy thumbs?
412
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,876
Lazy thumbs, yeah.
413
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,096
But you persisted,
and you didn't give up.Yeah.
414
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,272
And the next year,
what happened?
415
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,840
You went in there,
you blew the place away
416
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,842
playing the prelude to"Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves."
417
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,975
You're right.
I'm going lefty.
418
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,324
Alright.I'm going lefty.
419
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,629
Alright.
Alright.
420
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:25,761
Watch out, Mama.
421
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,849
[ Grunts ]
422
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,546
I'm gonna be the best!
423
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,547
[ Grunts ]
424
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,331
[ Screams ]
425
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,506
[ Groans ] Ow.Jacob!
426
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:32,289
Oooow!
427
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:38,121
Ohh.Jacob. Oh, my God.
It's in your back.
428
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:38,905
There's a sickle in your back.
Just get it out.
429
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,254
Oh.
Is that okay?
Are you okay?
430
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,734
Luckily, I, uh, had my mathtextbook with me today.
431
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:43,997
Oh, wow.
That's a doozy.
432
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,694
[ Laughs ] If it had beenmy grammar handouts,
433
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:46,956
it could have
severed my spine.
434
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,044
That would have sucked.
435
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,525
I'm so sorry.
I am so sorry.Oh, it's okay.
436
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,005
No. This got out of hand,
437
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,224
and I just --
I'm so glad you're okay.
438
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,269
We just feel awful.
Mom, right?
439
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,097
We feel awful.Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
440
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,099
We feel terrible.We're so sorry --
We were just harvesting.
441
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,014
No. No, we could have
really hurt him.
442
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,233
Mom, this --
It's gone too far.
443
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,148
Oh, come on.
There's no such thing.Oh, really?
444
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,455
So, it's not too far
that you got intel from Connie
445
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,109
that there was a harvest,
and all of a sudden,
446
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,719
y-you're flying
1,500 miles out here
447
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,155
so that we could
do it your way?
448
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,896
I feel like this is my faultfor getting stabbed.
449
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,680
Alright. Jacob, please don't
get involved here.
450
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,508
I want you to be the best.
Is that so bad?
451
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,684
Yes.
I don't need to be the best.
452
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,599
Well, what kind of life
is that, Rio?
453
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,079
[ Sighs ]I mean, are you
really satisfied
454
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,689
with living in
a decrepit house
455
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:28,171
and a decrepit farm
with nothing to show for it?
456
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,174
The Rio that I know
would not want this.
457
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,046
I want this.
458
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,612
I love my decrepit farm.
459
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,397
I love my decrepit house.
460
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,355
I am happier herejust trying to get by
461
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,314
than I ever was in New York,trying to be the best.
462
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,968
Okay.
463
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,491
So, I get it.
464
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,406
You just are happier
without me.
465
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,495
I'm not --And you don't care
about me
466
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,931
and you don't want me
467
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,064
and I might as well
be dead.
468
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,630
Okay?
I get it.
469
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,937
Mom, that's not what I said.Mom, those were not my words.
470
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,199
If you need me,
I'll be packing.
471
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,722
Please don't do that.
472
00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,377
Okay, cool.Is this the silent treatment?
473
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,814
She's not answering.It's the silent treatment.
474
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,207
Are you just gonna leave
the champagne
475
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,426
and the snacks
right there?
476
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,775
Mom?
477
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,733
Constance: Rudy.
478
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,779
I thought we had plans.
479
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,346
We'll have to reschedule.
480
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,738
I glued a circuit boardto my hand.
481
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,653
Now I got a small currentgoing through my body.
482
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,829
Things have never been better.This is so much fun.
483
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,135
Really?
484
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,832
Your mouth is saying
one thing,
485
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,139
and your magnified eyes are
telling me a different story.
486
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,795
You got to tell Brandonto back the hell off.
487
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,318
Spoon men should be
hilarious and fun,
488
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,625
not something that triesto kill you in the night.
489
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,235
I'm so sorry, Rudy.
490
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,020
I shouldn't have
forced him on you.
491
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:37,066
I-I was so excited
about having him back, and --
492
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,894
and now I don't know
what to do with him.
493
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,029
When I came back from the army,I had no idea what to do.
494
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,160
You come homeand, all of a sudden,
495
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,032
no one's telling youwhere to be, what to wear.
496
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:49,035
Took everything I hadto just take a break
497
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,775
and do nothing
for a change.
498
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,647
[ Sighs ] Well, I-I don't know
if he can do that.
499
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,605
You know, he eats breakfast
at 4:00 a.m.
500
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:57,043
Well, maybe tomorrow,he'll eat at 4:15,
501
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,218
and you take it from there.And who knows?
502
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:01,177
Pretty soon, he'll bewaking up at noon.
503
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,700
[ Goat bleats ]
504
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,486
Rio! Rio!
505
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,227
Rio!
506
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,576
Oh, hey.
where's Rio?
507
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,056
Portia's giving birth,
and it's getting ugly.
508
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,014
That's no excuse
for ruining
509
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,624
a perfectly good sweater
from Saks.
510
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:14,843
Okay,
I-I need your help.
511
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:15,931
I need your help.Okay,
512
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,019
but I got to
change my pants.
513
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,107
I don't want to
make you feel bad,
514
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,414
but these cost
as much as this house.
515
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,025
Okay. She's pushing,but -- but nothing's coming out.
516
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,158
And it says that there mightbe a piglet stuck in there
517
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,594
in the video, b-b-but I don'tknow what to do
518
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,292
because it's buffering,because our Wi-Fi is weak.
519
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,077
No. You'reweak.
We're gonna do this.
520
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,080
When I had Rio, the nurses
were completely useless.
521
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,472
You know what I did?
522
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,257
I reached up there,
and I delivered her myself.
523
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,519
Give me the lubricant!
524
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:41,304
Okay. The tutorial saysyou got to use olive oil.
525
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,828
And you didn't spring
for extra virgin?We're on a budget!
526
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,917
She's bringing a life into this
world, and you get generic?
527
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,702
You idiot!
528
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,399
I-I-I got to say,there's something aboutwhen you yell at me
529
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,836
that is mildly comforting,'cause it was -- it was weird
530
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,055
when you were being nice to mewhen you first got here.
531
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,535
'Cause I was faking it.
532
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,189
I was only doing that
to get what I wanted.
533
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,104
Classic mental warfare.
534
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,106
Any moron could have
figured that out.
535
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,108
Well, you know what would behelpful to Portia
536
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,936
is if you directed thatoverbearing energy towards her.
537
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,764
Yeah. Alright.
Portia. Hello.
538
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,071
I am Donna Levine
from New York City.
539
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,203
So, put her there!
540
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,943
Oh, my gosh!
541
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,336
Alright.
Oh, my goodness.
You're in there.
542
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,338
Alright. I feel something.
I feel something.
543
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,948
Push, Portia.
You got to help me out.
544
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:20,256
You are better at birthing pigs
than any pig in this barn.
545
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,345
Push, damn it!You got to push, Portia,
546
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,433
or she's not gonna stopscreaming at you.Push, Portia!
547
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,478
You got to help me out.Come on. Push.
548
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,914
You can do it, Portia.
549
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,220
You got this. Aah!
[ Piglet squeals,
liquid sloshes ]
550
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,178
[ Laughing ] Oh!
551
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,354
[ Laughs ]Oh, you did it!
552
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,965
Oh, my gosh.Look how beautiful it is.
553
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,750
Beautiful?
I don't know about that.
554
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,752
But I'll tell you something --
she looks like Rio,
555
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,189
who's a gorgeous woman,
but she was a hideous baby.
556
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,451
[ Piglet squealing ]Okay. Okay.
557
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,452
[ Bell chimes loudly ]
558
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,584
Hey, Ma.
559
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,716
Ma, Ma.
560
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,936
I was thinking we could
sell Rudy's spoon men
561
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,242
here at the store.
562
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,808
I'll just have to give you
a safety training
563
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,246
in case they connect to the
Wi-Fi and become self-aware.
564
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,205
Oh [Sighs] honey,I hate to tell you this,
565
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,686
but I only asked you
to help Rudy
566
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,384
because you were driving mecrazy working here.
567
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,952
Wow. Really?
568
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,388
I'm sorry.
569
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,042
I thought I was helping.
570
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,349
I know. But every time thatbell rings on that door, I --
571
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,611
[ Bell chimes loudly ]...I curse your name.
572
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,352
Every time?
573
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,180
I don't want to think aboutmy baby like that.
574
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,617
I know this is a hardtransition for you.
575
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:20,795
Maybe you can tryto do nothing for a while.
576
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,276
Okay? Just relax.
Take a break.
577
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,929
Okay.
Get back inthe swing of things.
578
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,409
Relax.
Yes. Yeah.
579
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,542
I can relax.
Yeah.
580
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,545
Huh?
581
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,199
That's --
That's pretty good. Okay.
582
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,896
I...
583
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,639
Relaxed.
[ Snaps fingers ]
584
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,511
So many thingscome naturally to you,
585
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,034
but this ain't
one of them.
586
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,862
Yeah.
I didn't like it either.
587
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,429
You'll get there.
588
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,604
[ Pigs squealing ]Mike:
Well, that was amazing.
589
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:51,086
I definitely see where Rio
gets her strength from.
590
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,305
I mean, your --
your arm was...
591
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,002
It was up there.
592
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,179
Yeah, you know what?I've touched worsethings on the subway.
593
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,441
And you were pretty great,too, Mike.
594
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:01,314
Thank you.
595
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,663
You know, I don't --
I don't pretend to know
596
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,752
what you and Rio's
relationship's all about,
597
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,841
but I can tell you
598
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:10,236
she loves you
and misses you so much.
599
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,412
I don't know why I put
so much pressure on her.
600
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,370
Maybe it's 'cause,
after the divorce,
601
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,460
it was us against the world,
and everything was a battle,
602
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,810
and I wanted her
to be a fighter.
603
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,551
Oh, she's a fighter.
604
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,813
You ever heard someone
trying to call her "ma'am"?
605
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,468
[ Chuckles ]
606
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,601
You know, the first timeI held her in my arms,
607
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,994
my only wish was thatshe would be happy.
608
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:34,260
And for some unknown reason,she's happy here.
609
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,262
And you should
be happy, too.
610
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,307
Just call your motherevery now and then, okay?
611
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,701
Hi.
[ Laughs ]
612
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:41,702
Hi, honey.Hi.
613
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,356
Hey. They're here.
614
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,444
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
615
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,794
[ Gasps ] Hi.
616
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,362
Oh, wow.I love this so much.
617
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,625
My whole family together.
618
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,323
My husband, my mama,
619
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,238
my pig sister...[ Portia snorts ]
620
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,284
...my pig babies.
621
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,285
Hi.
622
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:02,592
Oh, wow, you guys.
623
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:06,509
Mom, I'm really sorry that
the her-vest got so ugly.
624
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,729
Oh, honey, no, no.I'm the one who's sorry.
625
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,253
Thank you.
And I will always need you.
626
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,081
Of course you will.
Don't be crazy.
627
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,649
So, I'm gonna go shower offthis afterbirth...Oh.
628
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,390
...so I can packand get out of this hellhole.
629
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,695
Okay.
630
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:19,957
[ Sighs ]
631
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,829
Oh, Mom, I do have
a quick question...
632
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,483
Yeah?...uh, that I just
need to know.
633
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,094
Did you, uh, have sex
with Beau Bowman, or...?Mm.
634
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:29,097
Don't askridiculous questions.
635
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,708
I was just, you know...
636
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,188
[ Gate closes ]
637
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,755
I would have likeda more definitive "no."
638
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,452
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
639
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,415
[ Cabin alert chimes ]Pilot: Apologies, folks.
640
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,285
We're just waiting
for one last passenger.
641
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,373
Ugh.You got to be kidding me.
642
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,421
Beau?Ah.
643
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,422
What are you
doing here?[ Sighs ]
644
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,858
[ Breathes deeply ]
645
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,382
I couldn't let you leavewithout telling you how I feel.
646
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:59,432
Donna Levine, you make me shiverfrom my nips to my nuggets.
647
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,433
I love you.
648
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,912
Are you crazy?
649
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,915
I feel
the same exact way.
650
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,527
♪♪
651
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,529
[ Cheers and applause ]
652
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:10,660
[ Gasps, screams ]
653
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,533
[ Breathing heavily ]
654
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,317
Beau-Donna sex dream?
655
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,710
Yeah.
Yeah.
656
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,364
Yeah.
I had one, too.
657
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,235
Oh, my word.
Come here.
658
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,324
Okay.
Maybe we shouldkeep each other awake.
659
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,847
I may never truly
sleep again.
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