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[snoring]
[TV switches on]
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♪ eerie music playing ♪
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[mews]
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♪
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[screaming]
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[all gasp]
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[whooping and hollering]
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� I'd keep an eye on this guy
if I were you.
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[laughing]
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� Ahh, clown!
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[wind whooshing]
[screaming]
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[mews]
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ALL: Phew.
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� No!
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� [eerily] They're back.
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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� ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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� ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪� ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run aroundthe Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the towerwhenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamooseand now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brainwho want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested wellin focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan�ey, totally insane�y ♪
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♪ Must eat brain�y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪ eerie music playing ♪
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[growls]
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WARNERS: Trick or treat!
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� Hmm.
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[roars]
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[screaming]
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� Huh. I guess some folks
just aren't Halloweeners.
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Goodnight, everybody!
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♪
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� Wow! Haunted house.
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TRICK OR TREATER: Hey!
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� And��
WARNERS: Trick or treat!
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� And��
WARNERS: Trick or treat!
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� And��
WARNERS: Trick or treat!
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Huh?
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YAKKO: "Please take just one."
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Don't mind if I do!
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� Ahh!
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[wind gusting]
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No, come back!
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♪
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[panting]
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[screams]
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♪ eerie music playing ♪
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[gasps]
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� Hello there, Wakky!
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I see you dropped your candy!
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� Oh no!
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� Here, you want it... back?
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� Uh, no, thank you.
It's been in the sewer.
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� What about the five second rule?
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[gulps]
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[splashes]
� It's still in its wrapper!
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[whimpers]
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CLOWN: Come on, what's the matter?
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Are you scared?
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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� Wakko! A clown!
Aren't you terrified of clowns?
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[menacing murmuring]
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� C�clowns. I hate clowns.
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[whimpering]
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But this guy's a cutie!
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His eyes are like mine!
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� Ha ha ha! You're a funny guy, ain't ya?
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CLOWN: No, I'm not!
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� Sewer clown, huh? Typical.
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So what's your story?
Rent too high in the Circus district?
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� I'm not just a sewer clown,
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I'm Nickelwise, I'm a dancing clown.
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� Di�� did you hear that, guys?
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He's a... a dancer!
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� Well, that part isn't important.
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YAKKO: You're a regular John Travolta.
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Incredible dancer, hilarious wig,
and totally insane.
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� I'm here to eat your fear!
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BOY: ♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ I like Halloween ♪
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♪ La�la�la ♪
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� Boo!
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� Oh my gosh!
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[slurping]
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� And tonight, I'm starving.
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� Really? You look bloated.
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� Maybe you should lay off the dairy.
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YAKKO: I went paleo three years ago,
and it's changed my life.
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[all laughing]
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RALPH: Hey!
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You can't be here!
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It's too scary,
even for me and Mr. Flashlight!
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DOT: Aw, come on, Ralph.
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We're just talking to our new sewer friend
Nickelpie the dancing guy��
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♪ eerie music playing ♪
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� Did he just turn into three balloons?
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� Spooky!
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YAKKO: Hey, Nibblewide,
wait up! Let's hang out!
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♪
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[water running]
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� Nickeleyes?
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[gulps]
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Well, this isn't a traditional
dance space, but��
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[screaming]
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� What do you think, Dot�O?
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Like what you see?
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Cuteness fades.
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Fear on the other hand��
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� No, no, no, go back!
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� What?
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� There you are, beautiful!
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Ready to adopt some cats?
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� Oh boy, am I?
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[cats mewing]
[both laughing]
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[breathing heavily]
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♪ eerie music playing ♪
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♪
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[gasps]
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♪ carnival music playing ♪
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[eating noisily]
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NICKELWISE: Oh yeah,
just eat up, little one!
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Let me know when you had enough!
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[evil laughter]
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[squeak]
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[squeak]
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[squeaking]
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[squeaking]
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Chewy enough for ya?
[gasps]
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No! No! What are you doing? It's plastic!
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It's plastic!
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[gulps]
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[squeak]
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[grunting, panting]
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[hiccups, squeaks]
[Nickelwise growling]
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[laughing, squeaking]
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[footsteps fading]
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♪ mysterious music playing ♪
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� Yeah, I think I could do pretty well
in an office environment.
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I'm a fun guy.
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Hey, coffee pot, don't talk to me
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until I've had my coffee, right?
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Ha ha!
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♪
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Hey, balloon, you seem a little spacey.
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What do you got, a case
of the Mondays? Heh�heh.
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Guy's full of hot air, am I right?
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[bubbling]
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Am I right?
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[bubbling]
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Am I? Somebody talk to me, tell me I'm��
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Oh! Nickelwipe! Oh perfect!
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Just when I needed someone
to clown around with, ha ha ha ha!
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Come on, man! Say something!
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React! Can't you hear me, I��
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[muffled shouting]
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[slurping]
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WAKKO AND DOT: Yakko!
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[Nickelwise yelps, groans]
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� You guys think I'm funny, right?
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� Of course.
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You're one of my funniest brothers.
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Easily top two.
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� Same for me!
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� Aww, thanks.
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Where have you two been?
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� Seeing my future. It was fabulous!
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� And I ate bubble and squeak.
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It was fabulous!
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[whooping and hollering]
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[crying]
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� Ahh!
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[screams, grunts]
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[panting]
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[thud]
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� [booming voice] Need a hand?
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[clears throat]
[normal voice]: Sorry.
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I mean, need a boost, little buddy?
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[whimpering]
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[whooping, laughing]
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[glass shatters]
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[panting]
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� Ahh!
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� I've seen the beyond!
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♪ La la la la, I still like Halloween ♪
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[splashes]
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[Warners laughing]
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� [sing�songy] Nickelwise!
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We wanna be friends with you!
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[all laughing]
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DOT: [sing�songy] Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
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� J�� just leave me alone! Please!
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[all laughing]
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� Knickerbutt?
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Where'd he go?
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� One second he's dancing
his way into our hearts,
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and the next second,
he's completely disappeared.
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WAKKO: Wow, he really is
like John Travolta!
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♪
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� Halloween can't get us
in here, Mr. Flashlight.
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Huh?
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[eerie moaning]
[Ralph whimpering]
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[screaming]
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[thunder clapping]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain
theme song playing ♪
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� Gee, Brain, what do you
wanna do tonight?
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BRAIN: The same thing
we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunderclap]
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♪
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� ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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[slam]
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♪ wedding march playing ♪
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[lightning cracks]
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[growling]
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[snarling]
[thudding footsteps]
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[growling]
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� Ah, Pee�gor! You've returned!
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� 'Ello, Dr. Brainenstein!
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� How was the graveyard scavenging?
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[straining]
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� Oh brilliant!
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You know, you would be surprised
what the dead leave lying around.
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By the way, I've probably been
in here a thousand times,
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but I'm always amazed
at how beautiful your castle is.
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� Thank you, Pee�gor.
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I employed only the top masons,
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those schooled in the latest techniques
of wall�stone craft.
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Now, let's see what you've brought me!
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WARNERS: Hi!
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� Pee�gor, you were supposed
to bring back body parts for my monster!
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Not layperson detritus!
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[whimpers]
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[thunder booms]
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No matter. Are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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� I think so, Dr. Brainenstein,
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but isn't "eleven" just a fancy way
of saying "one�teen"?
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[thunder booms]
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BRAIN: No!
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These thunderous conditions are perfect.
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We'll harness the storm's electric power
to bring my monster to life!
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[Pee�gor grunts]
268
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,479
� Come! We've no time to lose.
269
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,243
� Aah!
270
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,896
[thunder booms]
271
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,574
� This aberration is designed
to do my bidding,
272
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,033
and with it at my flank,
273
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,123
I shall rule the village once and for all!
274
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,117
[thunder booms]
Now, Pee�gor!
275
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,712
Throw the switch!
276
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,787
[grunting]
277
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,093
� Aah!
278
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,416
[electricity crackling]
Whoa!
279
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,550
[evil laughter]
280
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,009
[screaming, grunts]
281
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:33,770
[roaring]
282
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:38,692
� It's alive! It's alive!
283
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,744
Behold, Pee�gor!
284
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,157
[roaring]
285
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,156
Pee�gor?
286
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,615
Have you seen
my laboratory assistant? Pee�gor?
287
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,619
Skinny, white, buck teeth?
288
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,871
Inexplicable cockney accent?
289
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:52,884
[grunts]
290
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,165
� Oh! Aah!
291
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,589
� Oh, there you are.
292
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,549
� All of my squishy bits
feel tingle�tangly.
293
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:02,627
[gasps]
294
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:05,102
My goodness��
295
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,465
� I know, isn't she horrible?
296
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,642
� Yes... horribly beautiful!
297
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,020
� What?
298
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,774
� Hello. I'm Pee�gor!
299
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,403
[unintelligible grunting]
300
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,533
Elephanté.
301
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,697
I shall call you Drusilla,
302
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,489
'cause it's a girl name I saw
on a gravestone.
303
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,369
[both laugh]
304
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,286
PINKY: So, tell me, Drusilla,
305
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:31,745
what's a stunning creature like you
doing in a place like this?
306
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,287
[grunting]
307
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,380
� Oh�ho! I say, that's quite funny!
308
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,205
� Much as I am loathe to interfere
in this repulsive tête�à�tête,
309
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,553
the monster and I have work to do.
310
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,338
Come, monster.
311
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:44,302
[growls]
312
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,255
[Brainenstein grunts]
[crashing]
313
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,098
[snorts, scoffs]
314
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,965
This, I did not foresee.
315
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,692
� ♪ Lakes ♪
316
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:58,316
� ♪ Lakes are fun ♪� ♪ Lakes ♪
317
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:01,315
� ♪ Lakes are fun ♪� ♪ I like ♪
318
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:01,988
[insect buzzing]
319
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,235
� ♪ Lakes are fun ♪� ♪ Lakes ♪
320
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,029
♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪
321
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,662
♪ 'Cause lakesare fun ♪
322
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:11,699
♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪
323
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,119
♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪
324
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,922
♪ 'Cause lakesare fun ♪
325
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,996
♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪
326
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:24,300
♪ See my lake, it's the only one ♪
327
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:28,389
♪ Made of water rippling in the sun ♪
328
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,137
♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪
329
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,638
♪ 'Cause lakesare fun ♪
330
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,310
♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪
331
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,020
♪ 'Cause lakesare fun ♪
332
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,980
♪ 'Cause lakes are fun ♪
333
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,771
♪ 'Cause lakesare fun ♪
334
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,784
♪ For everyone ♪
335
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,946
♪ Lakes are fun ♪
[machinery whirring]
336
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,203
[fawning sigh]
337
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,962
� Pee�gor, because you
have befouled my creature
338
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,115
with your soft and imbecilic heart,
339
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,334
I have created a second monster,
340
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,504
into whom I will force cursed life
341
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,593
during tonight's electrical storm.
342
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,339
Then we will take over the village.
[thunder booms]
343
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,591
Are you listening to me?
344
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,933
� Yes, I'm ready to take the next step.
345
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:13,098
� That's what I'm telling you.
The next step will happen this evening.
346
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,848
� No, Brain, I'm going
to ask Drusilla to marry me.
347
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,982
[moaning]
348
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,479
Think of it, Dr. Brainenstein!
A big wedding!
349
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,781
With the whole village there to celebrate.
350
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,815
� Egad. Yes. A wedding.
351
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,030
The whole village, here in the castle,
352
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,531
plied with mead and romantic feelings!
353
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,203
Just as my new monster is born,
354
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:36,253
hungry for destruction!
355
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,000
� Oh. Hang on, my love.
356
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,248
[straining]
357
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,750
Drusilla, will you be my wife?
358
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,843
[squeals, giggles]
359
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,675
Whoops! Oh dear. Here, let me just, um��
360
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,345
[kisses]
361
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,645
Ooh! Oh bother. No matter,
I shall just, eh��
362
00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:03,266
♪ dramatic music plays ♪
[horse neighs]
363
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:07,739
� Now that is our biggest seller:
peasant seed cake.
364
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,526
Very popular.
It's got four kinds of seeds!
365
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:13,081
� [gasps] They've discovered
a fourth seed?
366
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:16,155
My, my, next thing you know,
they'll be sending seeds to the moon.
367
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:17,999
[crunching] Hm!
368
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,250
I like how gluteny it is!
369
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:21,669
Sweetheart, what do you think?
370
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,417
[both yelp]
[Drusilla growls]
371
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,043
MAN: Whoa!
372
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,956
[roars]
373
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,471
[Pee�gor laughing]
374
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,966
[bones crunching]
� Oh! Ah!
375
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,304
We'll take it!
376
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,640
[spitting]
377
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,849
� Clear this nonsense out of my lab!
378
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,563
The storm is nearing its apex.
379
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,863
� But, Brain, we haven't settled
on the passed apps!
380
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:48,777
� It doesn't matter! Just do a bruschetta
and maybe a stuffed mushroom!
381
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,027
� Ooh, I'm so excited.
382
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:54,909
� Yes, now get out of here.
Go wed your horrific bride.
383
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,448
� But, Dr. Brainenstein,
you're my best man.
384
00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:01,160
� No, Pee�gor, I must stay here
to flip the switch
385
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,634
and bring life to my horrible creation.
386
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:04,918
Again!
387
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,798
[thunder booms]
388
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,585
� Right. Narf.
389
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,301
[growls]
390
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:19,978
♪ organ music playing ♪
391
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:23,935
♪
392
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,192
[fawning sigh]
393
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:34,662
� Unhand me! I must throw the switch!
394
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:35,566
[growls]
395
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,290
� Ah! You came!
396
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,115
� Yes. This is completely voluntary.
397
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:44,542
� Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
398
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:48,131
to witness the union
of Pee�gor Pinkovsky
399
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,798
and Drusilla Salmagundi.
400
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,627
� Hm. I didn't know you were Italian.
401
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,973
� Actually, just the spleen and feet.
402
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,178
� Pee�gor, do you take Drusilla
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
403
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,310
� I do! Narf!
404
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:04,978
� And Drusilla, do you take Pee�gor
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
405
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,518
[grunts]
406
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:07,692
Very well.
407
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:11,109
I pronounce you ma��
408
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,239
mouse and wife.
409
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,567
You may kiss the bride.
410
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,781
[all gasp]
411
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,954
WOMAN: She's a monster!
412
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,873
� Get out your pitchforks!
413
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,871
� I brought my pitchspork!
414
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:28,093
� Oh, stop trying to make
pitchsporks happen, Dave.
415
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:28,745
[all shouting]
416
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,592
� Hey, that's my wife
you're talking about!
417
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:35,717
I mean, sure, she may be a monster,
but she's also loving and kind.
418
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,217
And you'll see that, if you let her
grab onto your hearts!
419
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,808
No, no, no, I meant meata�forkilly!
420
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:42,807
[murmuring]
421
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,728
� Well, brings up a good point.
422
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,556
Can't judge a book by its cover, can you?
423
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:47,902
� What's a book?
� This.
424
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:51,316
� Ahh, it's evil! Kill it! Kill it!
425
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,316
� Ahh!
426
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,817
� You idiots. Don't attack the book.
427
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,240
Attack her. She's the menace.
428
00:19:57,239 --> 00:20:01,789
� Menace? The only menace here
is you, Dr. Brainenstein.
429
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,115
� I'm not a menace. I'm an iconoclast.
430
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:07,792
� You're always talking about
taking over the village!
431
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:11,041
� Not to mention you're driving
property values down!
432
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,424
� That's ridiculous!
433
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:16,051
Property value is determined
by a multitude of complex factors!
434
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,589
What's next? Blaming me
for high interest rates?
435
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:21,684
I mean, who's with me here? Anyone?
436
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,595
� Get him!
[all shouting]
437
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:26,189
[thunder booms]
[grunting]
438
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,019
PEE�GOR: Dr. Brainenstein!
439
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,650
� We're settling this once and for all!
440
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,363
� I've got a thatched�roof cottage
I'm trying to flip!
441
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,373
� Prepare to be overtaken!
442
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:51,077
� Those were for
the father�daughter dance!
443
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,130
[electricity crackling]
444
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,551
Ooh!
445
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:02,925
[monster growls]
446
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,060
� [screams] Retreat!
447
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:12,943
[villagers screaming]
� Ha ha!
448
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,650
Go on, run!
449
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,610
You! Wow! Very impressive!
450
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:21,111
Sorry about the arm. I��
I didn't have time to finish sewing it on.
451
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,374
But thanks.
PRIEST: Can we finish this?
452
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,407
I have a baptism at four.
453
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,828
� Oh, my sweet Drusilla,
454
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,329
I'm sorry our special day
was ruined, my dear.
455
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:33,502
But, oh, what a story
we'll tell our children, eh?
456
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:37,011
I'm sorry, can you have children?
Never mind, never mind we'll adopt.
457
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,375
♪ romantic music playing ♪
458
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:45,144
♪
459
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,098
Or get a dog! Unless of course
you can lay eggs��
460
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:48,890
[grunts]
461
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:05,034
� Ah! My eyes!
462
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,373
� Drusilla?
463
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:09,003
[grunts]
464
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:15,786
♪ rousing music playing ♪
465
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:27,426
♪
466
00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:28,678
[sniffles]
467
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,524
� Eh�� um�� [sighs]
468
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,270
Eh�� uh��
469
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,743
Don't!
470
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,408
I'm sorry, Pee�gor.
471
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,408
But it's probably for the best.
472
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:52,749
� Oh, thank you, Dr. Brainenstein,
but�� [sniffles]
473
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,958
she was the love of my life.
474
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:58,128
� No, I meant, the average lifespan
of a laboratory monster
475
00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,588
is three months at best.
476
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:03,218
Either way, it would have ended
in unbearable tragedy.
477
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,587
Such is the nature of life, I suppose.
478
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:08,014
Suffering and then darkness.
479
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,140
� I'm sorry, but that's not
very comforting, Dr. Brainenstein.
480
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:14,482
� You're right, Pee�gor, I'm sorry.
481
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,858
Perhaps in the wake
of this emotional setback,
482
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:19,935
your meager mental energy
would be best diverted elsewhere.
483
00:23:19,942 --> 00:23:21,652
What say we get back to it?
484
00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:22,782
� Back to what?
485
00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:25,238
� The same thing we do
every night, Pee�gor!
486
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,369
Try to take over the village.
487
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:29,196
[lightning cracks]
488
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:34,455
♪ theme music playing ♪
489
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:43,091
NARRATOR: And now,
Things That Go Bump in the Night.
490
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:44,380
[chuckles]
491
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:46,297
[thud]
492
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,601
GLOWING EYES 1: Excuse me. Sorry.
Didn't�� didn't see you there.
493
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,925
GLOWING EYES 2: Ow! My knee!
494
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:51,137
[thud]
495
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,099
GLOWING EYES 3:
Hey, has anyone seen my phone?
496
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,640
GLOWING EYES 1:
Yeah, I think I'm sitting on it.
497
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:56,693
GLOWING EYES 4: Nope, that's my tail.
498
00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:59,057
GLOWING EYES 3:
You have a tail? I have a tail!
499
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,484
But mine's more of a feathery situation.
500
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,533
GLOWING EYES 5: Um, you know,
[all yelp]
501
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:04,276
some of us don't have tails.
502
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,278
You don't hear us bragging about it.
503
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,490
GLOWING EYES 2: Oh wow, look who showed up
and decided to be passive aggressive.
504
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,661
GLOWING EYES 1:
Whoever is licking my face better stop.
505
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:13,910
GLOWING EYES 2: Whoever is licking my face
better keep going!
506
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:17,212
GLOWING EYES 6: Will you all be quiet?
I'm trying to nap here!
507
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:20,707
GLOWING EYES 7: [growly voice]
I've been napping for eons.
508
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:24,461
But soon, my time will come.
509
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,344
[evil laughter]
510
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:29,679
GLOWING EYES 4: Uh... okay.
511
00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:32,138
I'm gonna go. Little crowded.
512
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:34,019
GLOWING EYES 3:
Wait for me! Where are the stair��
513
00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:36,556
[thudding, clattering]
514
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,690
Found 'em.
515
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:43,283
NARRATOR: This has been
Things That Go Bump in the Night!
516
00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:44,565
[evil chuckle]
517
00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:48,068
[footsteps fading]
518
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:51,331
♪ theme music playing ♪
519
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:55,325
♪
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