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♪ theme song playing ♪
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� ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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� ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪� ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run aroundthe Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the towerwhenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamooseand now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brainwho want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested wellin focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan�ey, totally insane�y ♪
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� ♪ May cause eye strain�y ♪
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� ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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♪ light instrumental music playing ♪
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[zapping]
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[ding]
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� And you think that microwaving
the remote will give it magical powers,
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allowing you to travel
back and forth through time
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with the forward and rewind buttons?
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� Uh�huh!
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� Well, works for me!
� Let's see it!
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[zap]
♪ game show music playing on TV ♪
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� You did something to the TV!
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WAKKO:
What is this?
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YAKKO: Either Drew Carey's lost weight
again, or this is overseas TV.
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� Sebastian, your bid forthis kilogram of maize is
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317 million Venezuelan bolivars.
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Retail price...
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400 million Venezuelan bolivars!
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� [crowd cheering]
� [ding]
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New retail price...
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10 billion bolivars?!
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[crowd yelling]
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DOT:
We're getting Futbol Mundial.
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ANNOUNCER:
Goal!
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DOT:
Cricket Mundial.
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ANNOUNCER: Goal!
[crowd cheering]
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DOT:
Space Spheres Mundial?
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ANNOUNCER:
Goal!
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♪ Russian�style music playing ♪
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� ♪ It's time for Anima�nyet ♪
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♪ Comply or face max punishment ♪
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♪ So take seat and stay alert ♪
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♪ We'll give you reasonable smirk ♪
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♪ We're Anima�nyet ♪
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♪
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RUSSIAN ANNOUNCER: And now,"Territories of Russian Federation."
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� Brother Wakov, sing song aboutterritories of Russian Federation
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because I am ignorant plebeian.
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YAKKO:
Hey!
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I am not an ignorant plebeian!
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I don't even know what that means!
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� Sh! Quiet! Russian me is singing!
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♪ solemn music playing ♪
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� ♪ Georgia is Russian, so is Ukraine ♪
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♪ Kosovo, Armenia ♪
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♪ Still have Lithua... nia ♪
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♪ Crimean Peninsula isRussian all the way! ♪
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♪ And our global sphere ofinfluence extends to USA ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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� He was flat for that entire chorus.
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DOT:
What's the matter, boys?
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Can't take a little Russian razzing?
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� Nyet , idiot brothers!
� Wait...
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� Nyet, nyet, nyet.
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You shame our leader byunderestimating reach
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of mighty Russian Federation.
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� That's supposed to be me?!
I do not look, sound,
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or probably smell like that!
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� Oh, that's what everybody says
when they see themselves on camera.
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� Is punishment time.
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Follow sister Dotski.
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ALL:
Forgive us, Mr. Putin,
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president for life.
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We deserve kick in buttskisfor not mention Damascus in song.
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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� Sibs, we gotta do something
about these Russians.
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� We are in agreement to act about USA.
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� We could write them
a strongly worded email?
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� We could hack weakly secured email?
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� We could launch
a land invasion in the winter!
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Third time's the charm!
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� We could have another world war.
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Third time is charm.
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� Can they hear us?
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[whistling]
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� Ah�choo!
� Gesundheit.
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[screaming]
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[beeping]
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� We've been compromised!
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� But how?
� [in Russian accent]:
Hello, Warners! Is me!
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USA intern Bradimir!
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I'm here for take coffee order,
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and also for fix broken television.
[glass shatters]
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Is shiny as new!
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See you round, like dome of Kremlin!
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[thud]
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� Does anyone else think
there's something...
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odd about that new intern?
� Yeah.
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He didn't take our coffee orders.
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[fly buzzing]
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Maybe he is taking coffee orders.
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� Nah, it's 2:00 PM.
The writers went home hours ago.
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[whistling]
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� Hidden cameras, stolen scripts...
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[gasp]
The Russians have been spying on us!
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� Hey! This is America!
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Only the NSA is allowed to do that!
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[disappointed groaning]
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We've gotta stop 'em!
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[mechanical whirring]
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[eagle screeching]
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[wind whistling]
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♪ dramatic musical sting ♪
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Wow. Russia is exactly like the movies.
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� It is so exciting to have visit
from USA Warnerovs.
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As you will see,
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Russian television is equal
[donkey braying]
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at anything made in imperialist West.
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This is where is filmed popular
Russian inquisitive program,
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"Who Wants To Be Oligarch?"
♪ game show music playing ♪
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� Who is greatest leader in world?
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� Uh... C?
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� [airhorn blowing]
� [crowd cheering]
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� And here, we have most
popular cooking show,
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"Master Beet Chef."
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� I like extensive use of beet.
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� And if you watch
channel backwards three,
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you must know next show,
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"Moron Mouse and Ratsputin!"
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� What do we accomplish
tomorrow evening, Ratsputin?
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� Same thing we accomplish
all evening, Moron Mouse.
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Support current leader
and ask no question.
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� And here we are!
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Least but not last.
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Anima�nyet!
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� Finally, it is time
to put an end to this!
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[creaking]
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� Maybe it'll die peacefully, on its own.
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� Get to places, or 10 years gulag!
[feedback squeals]
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[grunting, panting]
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And actionski!
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[grunts]
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� Whoa!
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I am Ivan the Terrible!
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Zany depiction of
beloved historical figure!
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� Mr. The Terrible,
I am torment you for funny effect.
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� I, too, am torment you for humor!
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� Nyet, nyet, nyet.
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Ivan is first�ever Russian strongman.
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Always, we bow down to strongman.
[Sokolov mouthing words]
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� This is outrageous!
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For starters, my slacks are smokey topaz,
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not tan!
[Sokolov growls]
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[pleased grumble]
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DOT:
Is that supposed to be Hello Nurse?
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� Hello...
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Female Medical Professional.
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� No, no, no, cutski!
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You deliver all wrong!
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� Hello, Female Medical Professional.
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I don't understand why is funny.
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� [woman shrieks]
� [Yakov gasps]
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� Is funny because female not smart enough
to be medical professional! [laughs]
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DOT: That's it!
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We order you to stop this sexist,
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stupid, sad�sack, meta�satire at once!
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� Ha! I am big�shot Sergei Sokolov!
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I director of famous Russian movie films:
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"Pole Fiction," "The Devil Reads Pravda,"
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and "ET: Elect Trump!"
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I cannot be stopped!
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� Don't say we didn't warn you.
[smash]
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Music!
� Huh?
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� Original Animaniacs composer
Randy Rogel?
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� [whispering]: Help me.
[chain rattling]
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� After the song.
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♪ lively piano melody ♪
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� ♪ To be like me ♪
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♪ All you gotta be ♪
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♪ Is perfect, funny, cute,and smart and strong ♪
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♪ And if time permits ♪
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♪ Find your Slavic counterfeits ♪
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♪ And kick their amplebuttski from this song ♪
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� [sawing]
� [playing out of tune]
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� ♪ To be like me,eat everything you see ♪
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[belch]
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♪ And always stand up for your mates ♪
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[smash]
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♪ And if some big brawny czar ♪
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♪ Is acting real bizarre ♪
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♪ Just pop his muscle suit,and watch him deflate ♪
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[objects clattering]
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� ♪ And to be like me, well,buddy, here's the key ♪
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♪ Use the pen and not the swordwhen you're in a fight ♪
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♪ You can write a clever rhyme ♪
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♪ Turn your foes into a mime ♪
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♪ And then sign off by wishingeveryone good night! ♪
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� Let me out, or I call police!
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� Yeah, I don't think they'll care.
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It's a victim�less mime.
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♪
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� ♪ So, to be like us,it doesn't take much fuss ♪
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♪ And just like us,it's really all black and white ♪
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♪ You just gotta be yourself ♪
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♪ Don't copy someone else ♪
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♪ 'Cause being you is a singular delight ♪
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[song ends]
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[screaming]
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� Happy�go�lucky tinkle�dee�doo�dah song?
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Nyet on my watch.
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[buzz]
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[blast]
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� Who is director of this disgrace?
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You are under arrest
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for make subversive content song
in Putin wonderland of tolerance.
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[growling, roaring]
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[indistinct yelling]
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� I apologize for my countryman.
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Russians are good people.
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We just have egotistical idiot in power.
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� We know the feeling, comrade.
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(plane flying)
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� Bye�bye, Warners!
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Safe travels to land of heated dog beds
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and battery�powered greeting cards!
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� How'd she find us a flight so fast?
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� Apparently, this plane flies
Moscow to Washington daily.
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♪ Hail to the Chief playing ♪
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[thunder clapping]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain
theme song playing ♪
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� Gee, Brain, what do you
wanna do tonight?
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BRAIN: The same thing
we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder clap]
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♪
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� ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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[slam]
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♪ light instrumental music playing ♪
262
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� ♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪
263
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♪ Little friends ♪
264
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♪ Groggles' magic never ends ♪
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♪ Reach up high ♪
266
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♪ Touch your toes ♪
267
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♪ Autoplay our videos ♪
268
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♪ We're the Groggles, we love you ♪
269
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♪ We get three cents for every view ♪
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� Yay!
271
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� Pinky, if you don't reduce the volume
of that aural spackling compound,
272
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I will defenestrate you.
273
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� No thanks, Brain.
I've already had a bath. Say,
274
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,540
what are you doing
behind that giant napkin?
275
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� Behold.
276
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I have created the world's
most powerful tractor beam.
277
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� Tractors? Egad!
278
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,089
That reminds me of another Groggle song!
279
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ALL:
♪ Old Monsanto had a farm ♪
280
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♪ G�M�G�M�O! ♪
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� [grunt]
� [smashes, woman screams]
282
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� Well, once this satellite is in orbit,
283
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it shall emit a highly concentrated
de Broglie wave
284
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of non�relativistic matter particles.
285
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,187
Anyone in the path of the matter wave
286
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will experience a countervailing
quantum mechanical force,
287
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suspending them in the air,
288
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,452
until they swear fealty to me.
[people screaming]
289
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:06,156
[snoring]
290
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,161
� Oh! Uh, brilliant, Brain!
Brilliant! [laugh]
291
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Yesterday, I felt like
you were phoning it in,
292
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but today's plan? Woo! Real doozy.
293
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,379
Ah!
[smashes, woman screams]
294
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:20,551
� The only thing I need now
is a reliable power source.
295
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Yet the only substance capable of
generating the necessary energy
296
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is the rarest element in the universe.
297
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� Love.
� Quantium.
298
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No, that's not it.
� Oh, sorry. What did you say?
299
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Because I said... love.
� Quantium.
300
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� Okay, maybe just say it
on the count of three.
301
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One, two, three��
� Quantium.
302
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,901
� Oops. I missed it again
'cause I was saying...
303
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three.
� Quantium!
304
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:46,124
[grunts]
305
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,285
Whee! Oh, isn't this fun, Brain?
306
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� Whee indeed.
307
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:56,166
According to my extensive
studies of near�Earth objects,
308
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a meteor with a quantium core
is due to land here any minute now.
309
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,842
[beeping]
310
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,102
PINKY: Ah!
311
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� Now, to retrieve the quantium core...
PINKY: Ah!
312
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,847
� ...before some crack team
of NASA scientists does.
313
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[beeping]
314
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,527
[explosion]
315
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,777
[panting, grunting]
316
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,277
Yes. Yes!
317
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,357
Oh!
318
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,704
♪ dramatic musical sting ♪
319
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,160
[oafish giggling]
320
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,040
Nya��
WOMAN: Time to go, sweetie.
321
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,916
[giggling]
322
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000
[babbling]
323
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,667
� We must not let this Riley get away.
324
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,601
♪
325
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:52,139
That was a close call,
but we can still salvage our plan!
326
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,232
Pinky...
327
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,686
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
328
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:57,558
� I think so, Brain,
329
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,734
but do you really think we could
train bees to make mustard?
330
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,824
[smack]
Ow!
331
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,948
[giggling]
332
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,616
� Be good, Riley. Love you. [kiss]
333
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,405
[childish shrieking]
334
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,656
� [sipping]
� [rumbling]
335
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:14,462
� Quickly, Pinky.
Initiate camouflage protocol.
336
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,866
� [pop]
� [bag zipping]
337
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,250
� Ugh! My sister really
needs to stop buying Riley
338
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:22,093
all these weird toys from old TV shows.
339
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,339
� [farting, squeaking]
� [birds chirping]
340
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,801
She thinks she's the "fun" aunt
341
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,301
just because she lives
near the Hollywood sign.
342
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,181
[crying, shrieking]
343
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,561
PINKY: Oh dear.
344
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,848
How do we know which one is Riley, Brain?
345
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:37,522
� By matching that hat
with its proper owner.
346
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,191
Once we identify Riley,
347
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,779
we'll have to abscond
with him back to the lab.
348
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,315
You take the offense by
creating a misdirection.
349
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,279
Then, I'll run a reverse sweep
350
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,910
so we can escape
without detection. Got it?
351
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,285
� Got it!
� Are you sure?
352
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,945
Repeat it back to me.
� Okay. [clears throat]
353
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,164
I... kiss you over here,
354
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,924
then you hug me,
355
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,786
and then�� [grunt]
356
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,923
� Just keep the children
occupied while I search!
357
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,634
Well, it's not this one.
Its cranium is far too large.
358
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,684
Hm. Perhaps an early sign of intelligence.
359
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,179
You and I should speak
later about joining forces.
360
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,891
[muffled grunting]
361
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:20,397
� Funny doll!
362
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,187
[giggle] Speak!
363
00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:24,111
[squeaking]
� Narf! Narf! Narf!
364
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,819
[giggling]
365
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,784
� My turn!
TODDLER: No, mine!
366
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,281
� My turn!
� Mine!
367
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,872
[grunt]
368
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,789
[both shrieking]
� Now, now.
369
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,867
There's enough Pinky to go around! [laugh]
370
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,456
♪ This old Brain, I did what he said ♪
371
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,880
♪ But he still bopped me on my head ♪
372
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,719
♪ With a knick�knack paddy�whack,gee, I'd like a scone ♪
373
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,085
[laughing]
374
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,181
[muffled struggling]
375
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,427
� [Brain gasps]
� [giggling]
376
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,099
� ♪ Bop�bop, bop your head ♪
377
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,267
♪ While Brain does his plan! ♪
378
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,186
♪ Boppity, boppity, boppity�� ♪
379
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,015
Ah!
380
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,560
� Huh?
[Pinky screaming]
381
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:04,729
� Mine! [giggling]
382
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,983
BRAIN: Ah�ha.
383
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,904
It appears we have
finally found our Riley.
384
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:12,624
According to my calculations,
Riley has gained telekinetic abilities,
385
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:16,406
which will only grow stronger
over the next six hours.
386
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,211
PINKY:
Very interesting, Brain.
387
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,745
According to my calculations,
388
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:21,879
I'm a truck!
389
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,205
Beep beep beep! Zort. Ow!
390
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,551
Ow!
[Riley giggling]
391
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:28,547
� Now, now, Riley.
Far be it from me
392
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:31,549
to suggest that grinding Pinky
into dust isn't tempting.
393
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:34,432
But, it's important to
be gentle with your toys.
394
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,929
May I have Pinky back, please?
395
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,944
Come now, Riley! Stop messing about!
396
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,606
It's time to share!
CHILD: My turn!
397
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,398
CHILDREN:
Yeah! Share!
398
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,530
� Gimme a turn!
� It's my turn!
399
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:51,567
[whimpering]
400
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:54,372
� [screaming]
� [zap]
401
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:57,825
Ooh.
402
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,832
� I bet Dr. Spock never
had to deal with this.
403
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,540
� [zap]
� [laugh]
404
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,174
[screaming, grunts]
405
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:09,881
[thud]
406
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,585
[banging]
407
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,969
[creaking]
408
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:17,972
[moo, chirp]
409
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:20,518
Oh dear.
410
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,517
♪ royal music playing ♪
411
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:26,939
[zap]
412
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,608
[zap]
413
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:32,195
[sip]
414
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,618
� ♪ Pinky feels like falling down, ooh ♪
415
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,870
♪ Please help me ♪
416
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:47,087
� I must save Pinky before
his spirit is completely broken.
417
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,209
Although...
418
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,923
No. I should probably rescue him.
419
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,513
Excuse me, ma'am.
420
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:54,508
I must commandeer your vehicle.
421
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,386
Official mouse business.
422
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,097
[engine revving, tires squeal]
423
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,388
♪ action music playing ♪
424
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,272
� Ah!
425
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,019
[grunt]
426
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,363
[tires squeal]
427
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,030
� Egad, Brain!
428
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,487
You saved my life!
429
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,737
� Don't thank me yet, my friend.
430
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,409
I'm detecting some seismic activity.
431
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,866
� Playtime... not... over!
432
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,369
[rumbling]
433
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,043
� Why must this child be so difficult?
434
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,754
I'm simply trying to kidnap him!
435
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,214
� Kidnap?
436
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,263
Well, that's it!
437
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,010
I think Riley's cranky
because it's past his nap time!
438
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,051
Whoa!
439
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,524
[both screaming]
440
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:43,305
[crying]
441
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:46,308
[all crying]
442
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,767
Brain!
443
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,573
Sing! Him! A! Lullaby!
444
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,071
� That's preposterous! I'm not a singer!
445
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:59,201
� But you're very good
at putting me to sleep!
446
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,039
Make it boring with lots of science words!
447
00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:06,079
[sobbing]
448
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,085
� ♪ Brownian motion, too small to see ♪
449
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:13,295
♪ The changing momentum equals just 2MV ♪
450
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:16,837
♪ For uniform particlessuspended in a gas ♪
451
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:20,012
♪ V is velocity and M is their mass ♪
452
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,012
[hiccup]
453
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,642
� [sigh] It's working!
454
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,140
I'm very bored.
� Now's our chance, Pinky!
455
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,810
� I am loving "long lunch" Wednesdays.
456
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:33,073
[screaming]
457
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:34,994
� Yes!
458
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:37,645
WOMAN 2: Ugh! They must've escaped
from the middle school next door!
459
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,324
♪
460
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:43,333
� [sigh] Well Brain,
at least we've graduated to junior high.
461
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,705
� Farewell.
462
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:54,883
� If we get out of this alive, Pinky,
we must prepare for tomorrow night.
463
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,550
� Why, Brain?
What are we going to do tomorrow night?
464
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,469
� The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
465
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,508
Uh�oh.
466
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,101
Whoa!
467
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,555
Try to take over the world!
468
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:05,676
Oh!
469
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,812
[continued grunting]
470
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,019
♪
471
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,476
[giggle, chomp]
472
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:14,611
[zapping]
473
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,744
WOMAN 1:
O�M�G!
474
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:22,197
Did you see Cheryl's post? She got bangs!
475
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,119
♪
476
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,254
ANNOUNCER: We now go liveto the post�episode press conference
477
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,263
with the Warner Brothersand the Warner Sister.
478
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:38,585
� Henry O'Henry from the Edgar Tribune.
479
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,260
How about that ending?
480
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,049
Did you guys see that coming?
481
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:45,432
� Yeah. I mean, look, that's just Pinky
being Pinky, right? Sure,
482
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,060
they encountered a setback tonight
483
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,517
with those toddlers, but you know what?
484
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:51,097
They'll be back out there
tomorrow doing the same thing
485
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:54,443
they do every night,
and you gotta respect that, man.
486
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,279
� Next question.
FEMALE REPORTER: Wakko,
487
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:59,815
you seem pretty sweaty for doing
one sketch 15 minutes ago.
488
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,990
� Oh, these are unrelated meat sweats.
489
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,239
[growl, chomp]
490
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,160
� Now, I'll answer some questions.
491
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,828
Yes. Sometimes. Not since '96.
492
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:09,958
And Chris Pine shirtless on a catamaran.
493
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,170
� Hi. Sheila Lickspittle
from the Butkiss Bugle.
494
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,336
Love what you did out there.
Thank you. [laugh]
495
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,626
� Did you have a question?
� Uh...
496
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,840
really enjoyed what you
did to those Russians.
497
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,221
So, thanks. [laugh]
498
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,928
� Not at all. Thank you, Shelia.
499
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,349
You know, I'd like to think
we gave our nation's children
500
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,478
a better understanding of Russian culture,
501
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,135
but I know that's not true.
502
00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:35,404
� I thought the references to Putin were
a little ham�fisted in the beginning,
503
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,727
but hey, there's no "I" in team!
504
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,493
� But, there are two "I's" in Chris Pine.
505
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:41,645
Any other questions?
506
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:45,243
� Yeah. Princeton Russell
of the Highfalutin Herald.
507
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,660
Anima�nyet was real cerebral tonight.
508
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,750
Didn't have all the...
509
00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:53,616
physical comedy we've come to expect
510
00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:55,714
from a Warners segment.
511
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,709
♪
512
00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:00,505
� Is that better?
� Yes. Thank you.
513
00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:02,666
� [straining]
Are there any other questions?
514
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:05,094
� Nullity Pritchard from
the Burbank Oblivion.
515
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:07,103
What kind of athletes are you exactly?
516
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,345
[all gasp]
� I'll take this one.
517
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:13,479
Nullity, when I go out there,
I go out there.
518
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:16,057
Not to be the best one,
but to be out there.
519
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,153
Doing it the best!
520
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,017
� Um, okay...
521
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:21,284
� Why don't I work harder
than anybody else?
522
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:24,146
Because my heart is working
smarter than anybody else.
523
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,280
� That's��
� What drives me to be driven?
524
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,831
To work it out while being
driven to either play the games
525
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,695
or do the sports!
526
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:34,540
� So, you're not actually an athlete,
you know nothing about sports.
527
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,040
� That's correct. You there,
with the spinach in your teeth.
528
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:38,961
[slurp, gulp]
529
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:40,631
� Yes, uh, Brilly Brumley
530
00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:43,469
of the Daily Science Weekly.
What do you, uh, say
531
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,295
to charges that quantium does not exist,
532
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:49,261
and that Pinky and the Brain
is full of fake science
533
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:51,013
and intellectually bankrupt?
534
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,724
� Good question, Brilly!
535
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,894
What do you say to charges of room service
536
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,813
on the credit card
Daily Science Weekly gave you
537
00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:59,403
only for emergencies?
538
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,518
[reporters gasp]
539
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:03,404
� I... I just love eating pancakes in bed!
540
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,532
� Next question!
541
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:07,028
� Anything you can tell us about season 2?
542
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,830
� Oh, sure! We got a lot
of good stuff coming up.
543
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:12,235
We drink too much coffee,
we ruin a sweet 16,
544
00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:13,454
there's an Oliver Twist parody,
545
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,373
and I'm gonna sing a song about��
546
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:17,462
� Wait! That's not for publication.
That doesn't count.
547
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,787
That information is classified,
the property of Warner Brothers.
548
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,553
� [buzz]
� [clang]
549
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:24,205
I will now take questions about
your illegal incarceration.
550
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,180
� When is our next meal?
551
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:29,796
And, follow�up question,
will it be pancakes?
552
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,683
� Can we sell each other out
for better treatment?
553
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,720
� Do you think the show's
audience will respond
554
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:36,564
to this dark portrayal of
the current state of journalism?
555
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,230
[helicopter whirring]
556
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:40,728
� Are we still doing sports?
557
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:43,361
ANNOUNCER:
This has been the post�episodepress conference
558
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:45,568
with the Warner Brothersand the Warner Sister.
559
00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:46,569
♪
560
00:24:49,615 --> 00:24:52,615
♪
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