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♪ theme song playing ♪
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� ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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� ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪� ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run aroundthe Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the towerwhenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamooseand now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brainwho want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested wellin focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan�ey, totally insane�y ♪
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♪ Authority disdain�y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪ up�tempo instrumental music playing ♪
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♪
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♪ "Turkey in the Straw" playing ♪
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DOT: Oop!
♪ music stops ♪
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MAN:
Alright! Let's take it from the top!
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♪
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♪ "Turkey in the Straw" playing ♪
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WAKKO: Oh!
♪ music stops ♪
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MAN:
No, no, no! Again!
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[all sigh]
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♪
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♪ trumpet plays wrong melody ♪
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WAKKO: Oh!
♪ music stops ♪
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TRUMPETER: Sorry!
MAN: Once more!
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Until we get it right.
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[Wakko grunts]
� Excuse me, Buddy. It is Buddy, isn't it?
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Is there any way to speed this up?
� Yeah! I've got lunch plans!
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I plan to eat a whole Thanksgiving pizza.
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� Who said you three
could break the fourth wall
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and ruin my creative process?
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� Who said waving your arms around
is considered a "creative process"?
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[laughter]
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[giggling, grunts]
CONDUCTOR: Hm!
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You vulgarians have no
understanding of real music.
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We play your pathetic
children songs all day,
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but we are classically trained musicians,
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capable of so much more!
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� We'll believe that when we hear it.
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� Very well!
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♪ orchestra tuning up ♪
[tapping]
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[grunt]
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[thunder claps]
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♪ "In The Hall of the Mountain King"
playing ♪
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� Hey!
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[grunting]
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♪
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The chore wheel says
I only clean on Wednesdays!
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� Yeah! There are
child labor laws, you know?!
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[Yakko screaming]
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� Sorry! I can't hear you
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over the sound of my beautiful music!
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[screaming goes silent]
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[inaudible]
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♪
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[inaudible]
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♪
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[inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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♪ music swells ♪
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♪ music's tempo quickens ♪
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[whoosh]
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♪ sharp musical stings ♪
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[pop]
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♪ music ends ♪
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� [exhales] Ah.
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[tapping]
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♪ "Dance of the Comedians" playing ♪
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[whipping rhythmically]
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[bouncing]
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♪
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[plays note loudly]
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� [creaking]
� [smash]
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[smashing rhythmically]
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[crash]
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[kiss]
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♪
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[bang]
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♪
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♪ music swells ♪
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♪ music ends ♪
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[thud]
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♪ "1812 Overture" playing ♪
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[squeaking]
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[bang]
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[bang]
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[inaudible]
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[bang]
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[banging rhythmically]
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[bang]
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[bang]
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[bang]
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[bang]
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[banging rhythmically]
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♪
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[blast]
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[fireworks popping]
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[applause]
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♪
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♪ music ends ♪
[applause]
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[applause ends]
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[tapping]
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♪
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♪ "Turkey in the Straw" playing ♪
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� No! Not a hillbilly!
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No, please! Anything but the jug!
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It's not even an instrument!
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It's just recycling!
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� [zap]
� [blowing]
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[crying]
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� I guess folk music's
not really his... forte.
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♪
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� Welcome back to
"That's Not The Issue."
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I'm your host, Tuck Buckerson.
[click]
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[jets flying, explosion,
eagle screech, fireworks popping]
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♪ patriotic music playing ♪
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Whoa!
That's the sugar honey iced tea, baby.
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Okay, tonight's first issue?
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Street gangs. If we can't beat 'em,
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do we join 'em? Yakko Warner, thoughts.
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� Well, Tucky, I��
� It's Tuck.
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You saw what the jets said.
� I sure did, Tucky.
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Listen, street gangs aren't the issue.
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The issue is cyclists.
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If you wanna cut down on pollution,
sell your bike and buy a car
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because that's one less car
someone can buy to pollute the Earth.
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� So, the issue is climate change?
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� No, the issue is totally
insane solutions to pollution.
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� Bucky.
� My name's not Bucky.
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� Bucky, your name isn't the issue here.
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The issue is scientists.
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Are they nerdy or are they cute?
Can they be both?
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� That's not the issue!
I'm tired of only getting
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one meatball with
my "pisghetti" and meatballs!
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More meatballs in "pisghetti"!
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That's the issue!
� That's not the issue.
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Tomatoes are the issue.
Are they a fruit, a vegetable,
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or a deep state agent working for the CIA?
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Deep state tomatoes, that's the issue.
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� None of those are the issue.
We're moving on. Gun lobby.
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� Do they have a vending machine?
� What?
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� Do they have a vending machine
in the gun lobby?
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� More vending machines
in the lobby, that's the issue.
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� Mm, your thoughts, Tuckaroni?
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� My name is Tuck.
Not Tuckaroni, not Tucky,
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not Bucky. Tuck.
� Boy,
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you've got issues, Tuckster.
[heart beating rapidly]
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That's the issue.
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[jets flying, explosion,
eagle screech, fireworks popping]
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♪ patriotic music playing ♪
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� Y�you see? It's Tuck.
The jets said so, and jets don't lie.
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Now, someone give me an issue.
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� Let's talk about us.
� How did you get over here?
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� That's not the issue. The issue is
where are we spending Christmas?
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I know you promised your
mother we'd go to her place,
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but I was thinking Paris.
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� [grunt] Does anyone have
a legitimate issue?
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� [gulp] Here!
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I got it in a hunting store. It's legit.
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� Not an issue of a magazine.
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An issue. Like, a topic of discussion.
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� Uh, I'll bite. Like, rent control?
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� Yes.
� Like small business subsidies?
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� Yes!
� Like violence in children's television?
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� Yes! How do you feel about it?
ALL: Great!
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[bang]
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� How do you feel about it?
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� That's it! Show's over!
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I'm Dump Truckerson, and I'm a giant baby
who wears ladybug diapers.
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Wait, that's not the line!
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[angry grumbling, screaming]
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� [kiss]
� [growling]
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No!
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[jets flying, explosion,
eagle screech, fireworks popping]
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♪ patriotic music playing ♪
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ALL:
Good night, everybucky!
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[thunder cracks]
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♪
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� Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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� The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder cracks]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain theme playing ♪
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� ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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[slam]
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♪
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♪ mid�tempo instrumental music playing ♪
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PINKY:
Narf, Brain!
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I never thought a small�town mouse like mewould make it to the Academy Awards!
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The Rodeo Clown Awards maybe,
but certainly not the Oscars! Narf!
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� Yes, isn't it marvelous?
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All I had to do was direct and produce
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the most critically acclaimed
movie of the year.
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� Mr. Brain! Can you read my screenplay?
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It's super original. It's about
a screenwriter in Los Angeles who��
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Oh!
[tire screech]
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� And what a movie it was!
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I laughed, I cried,
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I picked my nose
because no one was looking!
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I'm sure you're going to win Best Picture!
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� Of course I will.
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I'm going to make sure of it... with this!
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Once I'm announced the winner,
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I will use my immobilization
ray from the stage
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and kidnap the entire audience
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of Hollywood elites!
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[tire screech]
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Pinky, I'm famous now.
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I can't possibly open this door by myself.
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Now�� Pinky?
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� [tire screech]
� [grunts]
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What are you doing?
It's time for my Oscar debut!
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[whirring]
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� You're not going to the Oscars.
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� What in the Cartesian universe?
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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You! I mean me! I mean��
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[muffled yelling]
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� Quiet, Pinky!
� Quiet, Pinky. Hyah!
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[tire screech]
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[grunts]
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� [zap]
� [muffled yelling]
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This Best Picture plan is already doomed.
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Come with me if you actually
want to take over the world.
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� [bonk]
� [groaning]
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[grunting]
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[zap]
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[zap]
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[grunting]
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� I demand that you untie
my friend immediately!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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� [spit] Oh, don't worry about me, Brain!
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It's like these ropes are giving
me a slightly chafing
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big hug! Narf!
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� I assure you. Your concern is misplaced,
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but I will do as you request.
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There are important matters to discuss.
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� Can I get anybody anything?
261
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,529
Water? Coffee? Soda? Oh!
262
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:59,355
I'm testing out a new recipe for
a no�bake cheesecake I'd love you to try!
263
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,073
� Cheesecake? Oh, that��
that sounds delightful.
264
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:05,164
I'm a bit peckish after my journey.
� Coming right up, new Brain.
265
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,620
I mean, older Brain.
266
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,790
Because you're old Brain, aren't you?
267
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,579
Oh boy, my brain hurts.
268
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,922
Am I Brain?
269
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,174
� Journey from where? Who are you?
270
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,299
� Don't you see, Brain?
I'm you from the future.
271
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,387
� Ha! Why should I believe you
when you deliberately sabotaged me
272
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,925
in the moment just before
my greatest triumph?
273
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,389
� Sabotaged you? I'm helping you.
274
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:29,230
I know the course of future events.
� Hey, be careful. That's a��
275
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,846
� Self�steering elastomeric tennis ball
276
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:35,024
that you plan to use at Wimbledon
to kidnap the Royal Family.
277
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,733
You've been working on it for months,
278
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,743
but you'll never perfect it
because the battery is faulty.
279
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,606
� That's impossible.
I installed it myself.
280
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:47,785
� Yes, but Pinky chews the battery
every night because it, quote,
281
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,826
"tickles his teeth
like a tinfoil sandwich.
282
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,581
La, la, la."
PINKY: Egad!
283
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,883
Did somebody just say tinfoil sandwiches?
284
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,547
Just like mother used to make! La, la, la!
285
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:03,554
Egad, it sure is strange
to see two Brains at once!
286
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,352
It's like looking in a mirror,
but not really
287
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,885
because I don't see me own reflection.
288
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,349
[gasp] Zoit, Brain!
289
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,848
Does that mean I'm a vampire?
290
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,690
� Mm! Mm! Oh, delicious!
291
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,056
I haven't had cheesecake
in quite some time.
292
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,483
I switched to protein pellets years ago
for maximum efficiency.
293
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,073
Also, there's no food
in the future. Only dust.
294
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,909
[loud eating]
295
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,985
� Narf! Oh, slow down,
or you're going to eat the plate!
296
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:28,791
And trust me,
plates do not taste good! [laughs]
297
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,245
Now, foam insulation on
the other hand? [kiss]
298
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,076
� Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
299
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,792
� I think so, Future Brain,
but if you're really from the future,
300
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,593
don't you already know that I'm not?
301
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,047
� [chuckle] What I mean to say is
302
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,378
could I trouble you for more of your
delicious no�bake cheesecake?
303
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,394
� Oh, of course!
I'll get you the recipe, too.
304
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,887
La la la la la la!
305
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,483
� Ah! What are you doing?
306
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:57,357
� I need to make sure he hasn't installed
any listening devices or neural implants.
307
00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:58,566
� Who?
� Him!
308
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,073
[laughing]
309
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,741
[laughing]
310
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:06,868
[cough]
311
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:11,162
� Pinky? Perhaps you've discarded him
years ago and don't remember,
312
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,161
but he's simply a simple simpleton.
313
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:16,963
� You don't know who Pinky truly is!
314
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,959
Pinky has betrayed me at every turn.
315
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:22,591
How else can you explain
our never�ending string of failures?
316
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,719
That's why I traveled back in time.
317
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,756
We must get rid of Pinky
before it's too late.
318
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,511
� Voila!
Here's your cheesecake, Future Brain.
319
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,524
� Mm! Don't you see?
320
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:34,476
He's pure evil.
321
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,686
PINKY:
Say, Brain,
322
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,556
shouldn't we get back to the Oscars?
323
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,863
It's been five hours,
which means the ceremony
324
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:42,187
is almost halfway over.
� Yes.
325
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,032
[slurping]
Yes, you're right, Pinky.
326
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,987
I'm happy someone around here
has my best interests in mind.
327
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:51,830
� What are you implying?
� Pinky has been my loyal assistant
for years.
328
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:55,157
In fact, the only one
delaying my plans is you!
329
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,503
� But, I'm you!
330
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,918
� I mean, me.
331
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,706
I mean, you know what I mean.
332
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,090
There's no time to waste!
333
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,496
� Oh, I see how it is.
334
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:06,474
You're choosing a blithering idiot
over a version of you with a scar,
335
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,176
which we both know looks pretty cool,
and only gets infected sometimes.
336
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,849
� Ugh. Foul.
337
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,137
Quickly, Pinky,
338
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,140
we must return to Hollywood at once!
339
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,892
[zapping]
340
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,104
[both gasp]
341
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,767
� Brain! Brain!
Tell us about your portal!
342
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,283
Who's it by?
[zap]
343
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,244
� Pinky, I must take
my place in the audience.
344
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,487
Do you have the decoy envelope ready?
� Got it!
345
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,739
Now, that's interesting.
You say "awn�velope,"
346
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:32,992
but I say "en�velope."
347
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,753
Now, do you say "oyster" or "ur�ster"?
348
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:37,536
� I say get to work.
349
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,579
[Pinky laughs]
350
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:42,342
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
351
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,935
� Ow! My pinky! Hello.
Did somebody say my name?
352
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:01,937
My poor pinky. Yes?
353
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,189
There it goes again!
354
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,029
[sighs]
355
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,704
[click]
356
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,988
� Whoa... [laughs]
357
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,409
There's a lot of people here.
358
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,537
And now, the nominees.
359
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,365
"Gun, Smash, Scream"
360
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,620
by Kathryn Bigelow.
[wheezing laugh]
361
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:22,582
� "The Englishman's Wife Ghost,"
by Netflix Algorithm
362
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:25,674
UZ1165.
[beeping]
363
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:29,013
And finally, "A Beautiful Brain"
364
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,007
by the Brain.
[applause, cheering]
365
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,349
And the best picture goes to...
366
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,845
[drum roll]
367
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:40,024
16 ounces of cream cheese
brought to room temperature and set aside,
368
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,768
two sleeves of graham crackers, crushed.
[audience groaning]
369
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,280
� Oh dear! I'm so sorry, Brain!
370
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,488
I must've accidentally
put my cheesecake recipe
371
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,488
in that awn�velope�� en�velope�� Whatever.
372
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,450
Ah, here's the correct card.
373
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,290
[grunt, growling]
374
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,164
� I told you he would ruin your plan.
[Pinky gasps]
375
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,884
Just like he spoiled all of mine.
376
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,335
� Wait. Just give me a minute to think.
Don't do anything rash.
377
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,166
� Yes, as I have no itch ointment.
378
00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:10,383
BOTH: Quiet, Pinky.
379
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,139
� Eek!
� You see? We're the same, you and I.
380
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,545
Let me do this.
381
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,643
For me, your future��
382
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:17,968
[chomp]
Ow!
383
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,983
� Blegh! Brain... Phew!
384
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,895
You need a bath in the future.
[cough] Stop it!
385
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:25,895
[grunting, struggling]
386
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,574
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
387
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,397
Stop fighting or I'll shoot!
388
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,612
� Easy, Pinky.
389
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:36,204
Give me the laser gun.
� No! Give it to me.
390
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,740
� [gasps] Oh dear.
391
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,913
I know one of you is the real Brain.
392
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:41,792
[whimper] Who do I shoot?
393
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,368
� Well, shoot him, obviously.
394
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,963
We look completely different!
395
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,998
� Yes. I have a huge, very cool scar.
396
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,713
� Oh no! You even sound like him!
397
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,634
� Pinky, just do something.
398
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,803
� [whimpering]
� [blasting]
399
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,971
[zapping]
400
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,350
[zap, smash]
401
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,431
[zap]
402
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,852
[blasting]
403
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,231
[both sigh]
404
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,268
� Oh!
405
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,480
� Ah! Ah! Let go!
406
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,901
[screaming]
407
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:10,860
[zap]
408
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:17,201
Thank you for saving my life, Pinky.
409
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,529
� Why, of course, Brain.
410
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:21,754
You're my best friend.
� And you...
411
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:22,955
are Pinky.
412
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,745
� Aw, that's sweet, Brain.
413
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,628
Boy, I hope Future Brain
is okay, wherever he is.
414
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,336
♪
415
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,626
� [dinosaurs screech]
� [yelling]
416
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,380
[groaning]
417
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:37,182
� All that wretched cheesecake is
giving me the tummy rumbles.
418
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,547
� Narf!
419
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:43,728
� How do you feel about
taking over the world, fish friend?
420
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:45,688
♪
421
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,686
I shall call you... Blinky.
422
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,781
[zap]
423
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,783
� [hissing]
� [beep]
424
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,914
� Pinky, I want you to know
425
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,487
that I've never questioned
how devoted you were.
426
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:06,003
� Thanks, Brain. And I shall never ask
who you voted for, either.
427
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,213
� You know what?
I will take your unthinking loyalty
428
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,629
over intellectual cynicism any day.
429
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,508
� Well, how about yesterday? That's a day.
430
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,795
Oh, no wait. I'm busy.
What about tomorrow?
431
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,050
� Yes, Pinky.
Let us prepare for tomorrow night.
432
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,393
� Why, Brain?
What are we going to do tomorrow night?
433
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,679
� The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
434
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,813
Try to take over the world!
435
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,900
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
436
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,820
NARRATOR:
CEO Michael Benton.
437
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:39,029
Silicon Valley venture capitalist,egomaniac,
438
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,871
searching for everlasting life.
[beeping, clicking]
439
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:43,366
[whirring, zapping]
440
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,960
Then, a freak accidenttransforms his biological makeup...
441
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,369
[explosion]
442
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,043
turning him...into an angry gnome.
443
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:53,878
[screams]
444
00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:56,629
The creature is driven by rage.
[screams]
445
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:59,092
And must now live in people's mouths...
446
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,802
[gag]
� Who do you think you are,
447
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,602
bullying somebody around?!
448
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:05,806
NARRATOR: And speak for them whenthey cannot speak for themselves.
449
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:06,807
� [gag]
� [screams]
450
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,638
� You're just waiting around
for the clock to tick!
451
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,404
� [car roaring]
� [ding]
452
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,725
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
453
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:13,731
[growls]
454
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:19,741
NARRATOR: He is "The Incredible Gnomein People's Mouths."
455
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:24,873
♪ romantic instrumental music playing ♪
456
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,118
� I had a great time tonight, Shaun.
457
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,250
� Me, too, Marsha.
458
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,958
I think I'm in love with you.
459
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,208
� Really?
460
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:35,049
I think I'm falling for you, too!
[splat]
461
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,795
� Are you kidding?!
462
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,217
You've known him for a week!
463
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:40,625
What happened to that guy with the moped?!
464
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,644
He was cool!
465
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:45,847
� Um, wha�� what was that?
466
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:49,598
Oh, it's a gnome that's been
living in my mouth. [chuckles]
467
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:52,731
� I... love that about you.
468
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,149
You're full of surprises, Marsha.
469
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,478
[grunts]
470
00:21:56,483 --> 00:22:01,323
� So are you,
Mister "I forgot my wallet"!
471
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:04,951
� [gulp] Don't...
Don't listen to him.
472
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,950
I love paying for all
our dinners. [grunting]
473
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:11,503
� Oh! You just love everything,
don't you?!
474
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,878
If you love him so much,
475
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:16,246
why don't you marry him?!
476
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:17,253
[gulp]
477
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,797
♪
478
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:23,468
� And do you, Marsha,
take Shaun's hand in marriage?
479
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,298
� I do!
480
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,974
� If anyone knows of any
reasons why these two persons
481
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,523
should not be joined in holy matrimony,
482
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,307
speak now or forever hold your peace.
483
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,610
[rumbling, grunting]
484
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,567
� [gasp]
� [crowd screaming]
485
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:43,447
� Any reason?!
How about the fact that we just met?!
486
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:45,617
Do you even know what
her favorite dessert is?!
487
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:47,616
What color her eyes are?!
488
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,752
You don't, do you?!
489
00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,206
[muffled speech]
No!
490
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:56,076
I wanna hear it from him...
491
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,211
� Uh... blue?
492
00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,383
� Try hazel, chump!
493
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,131
Why don't you tell Marsha why
494
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,183
you're really here?!
� Uh...
495
00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:10,268
� You're just marrying her
for her pinball machine collection!
496
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,231
� [muffled] Is this true?
497
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:15,556
� Of course it is!
He's got the callused fingertips
498
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,112
of a pinball freak!
499
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,395
[cracking]
[crowd gasp]
500
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:22,688
And the callused heart of a con man!
501
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:25,244
� I'm so sorry.
502
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,369
Okay, I�I have a problem.
503
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:28,656
� Chump!
504
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,754
[tires screeching]
505
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,874
♪
506
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:38,504
� You really saved me back there,
Gnome. Thank you.
507
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:40,962
� No problem.
508
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,965
� Where will you go now?
509
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,967
� Wherever I'm needed!
510
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:51,814
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