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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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� ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪� ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run aroundthe Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the towerwhenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamooseand now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brainwho want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested wellin focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passébut we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan�ey, totally insane�y ♪
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♪ Execs must be crazy! ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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[train chugging]
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[whistling]
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♪ upper�class music ♪
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� [bump, slurp]
WARNERS: Mm?
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� [bump, slurp]
� [grumble]
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[bump, splash]
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[slurping]
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[chewing]
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� Oh, darling!
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[spoon clattering]
Look there. Is that celebrated detective
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Hercule Yakko?
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[barking]
Oh!
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Is Gigi scared of the nice detective?
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Oh, sweet Gigi.
[barking]
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♪
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� [screaming]
� [plate breaking]
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� [barking]
� [clattering]
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� Oh, Gigi, you scamp.
� [people screaming]
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[barking, splash]
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� Hey,
I didn't order the chicken poodle soup!
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� [commotion continues]
� Control that dog or it's likely to be...
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murdered.
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WARNERS:
Whoa! Huh? [gasp]
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[all gasp]
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[slurp]
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� Oh, sorry! I mean muzzled.
I always get my "M" words mangoed.
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I mean Mondayed! I mean muddled. Pip pip!
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♪
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[dog barking]
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� That's it. I gotta go see
a woman about a dog.
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� Aw, can't you just hold it
and talk to Gigi's owner first?
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� Fine.
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� [dog barking]
� Excuse me!
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[wind blowing]
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Hi.
� [flapping]
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Can you tell your dog
to put a sock in it, please?
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Some of us are trying
to lie quietly in bed,
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contemplating the brief
nature of our existence.
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� Gigi will express
herself as she sees fit.
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Be gone!
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[pop]
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[barking continues]
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� Ugh. Just start the white noise machine.
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[cranking]
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[imitates white noise]
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[sighs]
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[snoring]
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[white noise, snoring, barking]
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♪
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[train chugging, whistling]
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[white noise]
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[barking]
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[snoring]
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� [heart pounding]
� [kettle whistling]
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� [glass breaks]
� [screaming]
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[scream echoing]
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[rumbling]
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[screaming]
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[whistle distorting]
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♪
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� Ah. Finally, some peace and quiet.
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[chomp, pounding]
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� [door creaks]
� [gulp]
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� You there!
Stop that nonsense and get in here!
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� What seems to be the problem, conductor?
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� There's been a meatball! A manicure! No!
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A murder!
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� On a kids' show?
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� Well, at the very least, a dog napping.
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� [wailing]
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Oh, Gigi! She's gone!
[collar jingling]
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� This looks like a case
for celebrated detective
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Hercule Yakko!
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� I feel like we've been here before.
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� Yeah, well that's how
we make television in 2020.
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♪ jazzy music ♪
Reboot!
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May I be of assistance, madam?
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� Oh yes! Inspector Yakko,
your reputation precedes you.
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� Ah, so you already know
I tend to get ahead of myself.
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He did it! No, she did it!
See what I mean?
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Mm�hmm.
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Mm�hmm. Oh!
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♪
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Ah�ha! I've got it!
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This thing makes everything look bigger!
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� First, I was subdued
with a chloroform�soaked handkerchief.
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Then, someone made off with my Gigi!
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[wailing] Oh, no!
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� Was this the handkerchief?
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� Hold on. Let me smell it.
� [snort]
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Oh...
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♪
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� Don't look at me! I mean, actually,
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I do want everyone to look at me!
This is one of my most dramatic poses.
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� Did you, Dot Warner, dog�nap Gigi?
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� Never! I lost that handkerchief
last night doing close magic, remember?
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Okay, now watch.
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Watch... watch...
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watch... watch...
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Watch! Watch!
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� I'm watching.
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It's still there.
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� But, where is the handkerchief?!
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� Ah! No! Mommy!
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No! Ah! No!
Moosey mama!
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I'm frightened, I'm frightened,
I'm frightened!
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� If you ask me, Gigi's disappearance
was an inside job!
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� [gasps]
� Yes. It's shocking.
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� No! I just saw a sign.
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There's a Meat Cute now open at exit 196!
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� And what about him? I saw him
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sneaking out of our room
in the middle of the night!
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♪
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� [projector clicking]
� [gasps]
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� That's right! Caught red�handed.
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� No, not that.
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Gloria Estefan is back
♪ conga music ♪
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at Guilty River Casino for one night only!
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� Why'd you leave
the bunk last night, brother?
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� Oh, me? I was taking a bath.
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� So, no one saw you.
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[chuckles] How convenient.
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� No, everyone saw me.
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♪ Hot washed buns,
hot washed buns ♪
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♪ Scrubbidy�dub�dub,
scrubbidy�dub�dub ♪
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Hot washed buns!
� [clears throat]
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This punchline is taking far too long.
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� [projector clicking]
� I'll say.
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This episode feels like
it's all setup and no payoff.
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� Besides, you're the one
with dog hair on his jacket.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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[all gasp]
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� Looks like I'm my own prime suspect!
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I can't believe you were under
my nose the whole time!
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Under it, behind it, attached to it.
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Where were you the night Gigi disappeared?
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I was with you!
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With me? That's right! With we!
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� Are you following this?
� Absolutely not.
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I'm beside it.
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� You're not gonna pin this on me!
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Wanna bet?
� [table smashes]
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[grunting, struggling] Stay down...
♪ luchador music ♪
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� Come on now. We can talk this out.
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� You always take his side!
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Yeah, you're always doing that.
� It's the same side!
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[grunting, struggling, wheeze]
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♪
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� Well, if you didn't take Gigi,
and you didn't take Gigi...
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And I didn't take Gigi!
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I know, I know. Then, who did?
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� There must be some
other evidence in here.
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� Let's do some police work! You know,
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tear the room apart and put
nothing back where we found it.
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� Agreed!
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[tossing objects]
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[metal scraping]
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[sparkling, woman screaming]
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Finding anything?
� Just a lot of red herrings.
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� And all I found is this piece of paper
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where somebody wrote
the alphabet out of order
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and added a bunch of spaces.
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� It's a letter from Gigi!
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"Hey everyone. It's me, Gigi.
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"Yes, I can write. What's it to you?
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"Please do not bother looking for me,
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"I ran away of my own volition.
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"At the age of 70 dog years,
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I was confronted by own Mortadella."
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ALL:
Mortadella?!
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� I think she means mortality.
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Oh, there's more. "P. S.
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I definitely haven't been stuffed
in the luggage compartment."
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[bang]
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� [whimpering]
� Hm...
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Who do we know that
messes up their "M" words?
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� That's right! It was Margaret!
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I mean me! It was me.
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[thunder]
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[screaming]
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� But why'd you do it, Margaret?
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� Why? I'll tell you why.
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A mop that mummified merrily missed
Mississippi on the black mamba!
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� What?
� Hold on.
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I think I know what
Margaret's trying to say.
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"A mutt that manicured
might make millions on the black market."
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� Oh!
� Oh!
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� And now, I'm gonna murder you.
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� Oh no! What's he gonna do to us?
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� Murder. I got it right that time.
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[overlapping congratulations]
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� We all chipped in and got you
a little something�something.
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Go ahead and open it.
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� [growling, barking]
� [screaming]
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[struggling] Somebody get
this little monster trucker off me!
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� Ooh! I think he meant mo��
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� No, no, no. Not in front of the kids.
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[hissing, bell ringing]
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Well, another case
successfully solved by the great...
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What's my name in this sketch?
The Great Yakkini?
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Something like that. Whatever.
� Gigi!
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♪
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[barking]
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� [slurping]
� [laughing, groaning]
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Oh! Did poopy miss her moopy?
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Oh, you did, didn't you? Oh, yes.
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[crunching]
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[regurgitating]
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� Yecch. The people you meet
on public transportation.
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� Yeah, so gross.
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Are you gonna finish that?
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♪
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♪ baroque music ♪
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� [ominous bell]
� Boy, oh, boy!
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I'm 1700s hungry!
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I could literally eat a horse right now.
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[whinnying]
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� Hey! Let's take a raw potato break.
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� [straining]
� [pop]
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� Mine's got all the fixin's!
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Dirt, dust, mud, and soil!
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[wind blowing]
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[squeak]
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[slurping]
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WAKKO:
Joke's on you guys!
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I found some mutton!
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� [chomp]
� [baa]
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[kick, bell rings]
256
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:55,985
[horse neighing]
257
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,991
� Hey, look! It's the royal carriage!
258
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,753
� And that's Marie Antoinette!
259
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,250
♪ regal music ♪
260
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,168
� Woo�hoo!
261
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,415
[French accent]:
I'm queen of ze world!
262
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,957
[French accent]:
Marie, dear!
263
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:10,751
Perhaps you should stay seated.
264
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:14,014
You're going to get yourself decapitated.
� Never!
265
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,679
Woo�hoo!
266
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,261
[clatter, ding]
267
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,175
ALL:
Ooh!
268
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,979
Mm!
269
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,435
� Is this what non�dirt�based
food tastes like?
270
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,806
It's fantastic!
271
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,732
[chomp]
� Don't eat it all at once, Wakko!
272
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,362
[teeth shattering]
We might never have something
273
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,989
so scrumptious again!
274
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,566
[slurp, pop]
275
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:39,492
[gasp, chomp]
� Maybe not, but I think
276
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,791
I know how we can get more.
277
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,995
♪
278
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,296
[splat]
279
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,877
Need a hand, Your Majesty?
280
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,093
� Merci.
281
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,218
[squishing]
282
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,561
[zooming]
283
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,227
ALL:
Wow...
284
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,607
[sparkling]
285
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,017
� Look at this spread!
286
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,574
� Ladyfingers, finger sandwiches,
287
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,398
and foods without any fingers at all!
288
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,239
[slurp, splat]
289
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,489
♪ heavenly music ♪
290
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:27,924
[creaking]
291
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,035
MARIE: Oh, zere you are!
WARNERS: Huh?
292
00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:34,174
� Lazy servants.
293
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,719
Quelle horreur! It is 'ot today.
294
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,966
Can zomebody turn on ze fan?
295
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,847
[slurp, oinking]
296
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,808
� But of course, Your Majesty!
297
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,728
� It iz so 'ard to be queen zese days!
298
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:53,769
I'm expected to be a mo�zer...
[baby babbling ]
299
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,284
a fashion model,
300
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,435
and a busy�ness woman.
[typing, smash]
301
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,360
[slap]
302
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,993
But nobody bought
my celebrity cookbook!
303
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,740
My publisher said it's
because people don't have gold,
304
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:08,413
but I zink it's because everyone
wants to see me fail!
305
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,673
� You deserve to be pampered today.
306
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,166
How about a mani�pedi?
307
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,337
� [gasps] A splendid idea!
308
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,756
My cuticles, zey must stay cute!
309
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,299
� [woman screaming]
� [squishing]
310
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,879
♪
311
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,507
� Oh, you are so refined.
312
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,223
Not like the other aristocrats.
313
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,183
Why, Madame du Barry
was in here just the other day,
314
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,024
and only tipped 5%,
and I was like, oh, honey.
315
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,610
Take the girl out of the Moulin Rouge,
316
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,855
but you can't take the Moulin Rouge
out of the girl." [laughs]
317
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,149
� [slow motion groan]
� [splat]
318
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,447
[rumbling, beeping]
319
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,279
[hissing]
320
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,533
[popping]
321
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,834
[groaning]
322
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:51,706
� Peasants!
323
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,543
In my 'ouse?!
324
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,553
Eating my food?!
325
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,759
� We're sorry, Your Majesty.
326
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,715
We were so hungry!
MARIE: Oh!
327
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,926
Zis is ze problem with being rich.
328
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,506
� Your only other nickname is Dick?
329
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:08,391
� No. Everybody is always wanting
what I earn through my hard work!
330
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,770
It is not easy being born a princess.
331
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,937
Otherwise, everybody would do it!
332
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,806
But I refuse to give anymore!
333
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,694
I will now, pardon my French,
334
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,821
make an exit, dramatique!
335
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,818
♪ woman singing opera aria ♪
336
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,821
♪
337
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,591
Ahem. Merci.
338
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,746
[slamming]
339
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,625
� Uh...
340
00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,632
[bell ringing]
341
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,304
♪
342
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,803
[crowd chattering]
343
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,555
� [blade slices]
� [screaming]
344
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,814
[slicing]
345
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,017
[party horn]
346
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:58,824
[slurp]
347
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,567
� I regret nothing!
348
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,528
Those croque monsieurs were delicious!
349
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:05,990
[cheering]
350
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,830
� Croque monsieur! Croque monsieur!
351
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,035
Croques of all kinds!
352
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,580
CROWD:
Huh?
353
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:16,079
� Whoa, that bechamel sauce
was to die for!
354
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,545
[confused grumbling]
355
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,965
� Ooh, and remember
those sea salt caramels?
356
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,255
[salivating]
357
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:30,966
� The queen has so much delicious food.
358
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,433
[slurping, groaning]
359
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,442
Why, I wish there was
a way for all of you to try it.
360
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,765
♪
361
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,771
[loud chomping]
362
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:43,896
[splatting]
363
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,782
� [knocking at door]
364
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,618
[knocking]
365
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:53,369
[unlatching]
366
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,540
� [slam]
� [yelling]
367
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,538
[chomping, squishing]
368
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,174
[crowd yelling]
369
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,804
[creaking]
370
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,093
♪
371
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,511
� Oh! Put me down! Put me down!
372
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,140
[splat]
373
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,769
I just wanted ze people to love me.
374
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,226
[crying]
375
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,476
� Well, Majesty, the peasants are so poor,
376
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,018
they can't even afford bread.
� Then let them eat cake.
377
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,193
[audience cheering, bells ringing]
WAKKO: And there it is, folks!
378
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,532
♪ game show music ♪
She finally said her catchphrase!
379
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,947
� Yakko, tell her what she's won!
380
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:31,236
� Marie Antoinette,
you get an all�expenses�paid trip
381
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,451
to the Tuileries Palace in Paris!
� [audience oohing]
382
00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,792
Where you'll remain under
house arrest until the monarchy
383
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,867
is abolished.
� What?
384
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:40,133
� Well, that's all the time
we have today, folks.
385
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,165
Thanks to our celebrity guest, Marie!
386
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,459
And good luck at that
revolutionary tribunal, huh?
387
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:49,014
[laughs] I hear they can be a real...
pain in the neck! Ha ha ha!
388
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,799
Goodbye, everybody!
389
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,302
♪
390
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,849
♪
391
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,147
♪
392
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,399
� [sparks zapping]
YAKKO: Hm.
393
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,321
Somehow, this doesn't look quite right.
394
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,160
� Maybe we should've read
the instructions for the...
395
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,695
[Swedish accent]:
"Swingy Thingy."
396
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,539
� I think I see where this is going.
397
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,369
� [creak]
� [screaming]
398
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,212
[smash]
399
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,706
♪ hip�hop music ♪
400
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:23,881
What's this crowd here for?
401
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:27,168
[gasp] Is it a surprise party?
Is it my surprise party?
402
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:30,052
Should I go out and go back in again?
Oh! Don't they know I'm here?
403
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,014
[screaming]
404
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,967
[crane whirring]
405
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,853
� Looks like they're
shooting a music video.
406
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,389
� But for who?
� [stomping]
407
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:42,772
♪
408
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,941
[auto�tuned]:
Yeah!
409
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:44,939
[sparkling]
410
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,324
Ohh...
411
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,106
Uh!
412
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,822
♪ I drop more plastic thana broken mannequin ♪
413
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,413
♪ I got more force thana boy named Anakin ♪
414
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,699
♪ More heart than Tony Stark,more cash than a vault in the Vatican ♪
415
00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,827
Probably shouldn't mention the Vatican...
416
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:03,171
♪ Gonna cut those linesfor the studio version ♪
417
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,876
♪ Girlfriend trying to lock me down,I ran like a Persian ♪
418
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,498
♪ Touched for the very first rhyme ♪
419
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,672
♪ And my flow's so sublime ♪
420
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,014
♪ Yeah, I'm so limber ♪
421
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,599
♪ I'm like Billy Joel meets Simba ♪
422
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:17,595
♪ I've been king for the longest time ♪
423
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,443
♪ I've been king for the longest time ♪
424
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:23,265
� [crowd cheering]
� [music stops]
425
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,730
Any questions?
426
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,520
� I got one!
427
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,613
Yeah, hi, Yakko Warner.
First�time listener, short�time hater.
428
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:31,570
My question is, who are you?
429
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:32,360
[gasping]
430
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,784
� That's Jay�Pac Le East The Rapper!
431
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,832
� Only the greatest wordsmith ever!
432
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,407
� Other than Shakespeare, possibly!
433
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,793
� You're right! Jay�Pac is objectively
better than Shakespeare!
434
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,291
[crowd cheering]
435
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,799
� Is this true, good sir?
436
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,915
Do you think yourself
better than Shakespeare?
437
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:52,965
� Shakespeare?
438
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,336
Man, he was a sucker MC.
439
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:59,644
� Hey! Nobody disses
Big Willy Shakes on my watch!
440
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,020
� [gasps]
� It's a challenge!
441
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:04,306
� Alright, little dog monkey man.
Let's see what you got.
442
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,191
[whirring]
443
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,808
♪
444
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,244
[playing light tune]
445
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,413
[continues playing]
446
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,117
� ♪ Alas, poor Jay�Pac ♪
447
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:24,039
♪ I don't know who you're supposed to be ♪
448
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,079
♪ All the world's a stage, but player ♪
449
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,793
♪ Leave the stage to me ♪
450
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,553
♪ To rap or not to rap ♪
451
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:31,455
♪ That is the question ♪
452
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,383
♪ It doesn't have to be like this ♪
453
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,632
♪ All arrogance and aggression ♪
454
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:39,054
♪ My boy Bill told us pridecometh before the fall ♪
455
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,274
♪ Well, you're about totake a humble tumble ♪
456
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,555
♪ Else Yakk a liar call ♪
457
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,313
[clapping]
458
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,061
� Hm...
459
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,356
[screaming]
460
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,951
♪
461
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,945
♪ hip�hop music ♪
462
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,464
Yo.
463
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,674
♪ If Dot was my sister, I'd fire her ♪
464
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,376
♪ And Wakko's even lesslikable than Elmyra ♪
465
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,587
♪ Spielberg oughta stickto filming sharks ♪
466
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,968
♪ Not rebooting this rebootof Groucho Marx ♪
467
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,005
♪ Hulu wrote a checkand the money beckoned ♪
468
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,469
♪ But the Warners arelike a bad joke told twice ♪
469
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,259
♪ If you weren't funny the first round,why would you be the second? ♪
470
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,684
♪ Wanna compare my 30 Grammysto your eight Emmys ♪
471
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,483
♪ And a Peabody?You've been put to sleep, kid ♪
472
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,347
♪ It's time to say goodnight, everybody ♪
473
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,444
[drops mic, feedback]
474
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,609
� Ow!
� [crowd cheering]
475
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:34,859
[ding]
476
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,069
� Well, that was just plain mean.
477
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,241
♪
478
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,410
[screaming, splat]
479
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,080
� Ow!
480
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:46,462
♪ hip�hop music ♪
481
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,077
� [clears throat] Nice try, pal.
482
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,252
♪ But Wakko's wish is I deliver ♪
483
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,630
♪ A killer verse,I've been blessed or cursed ♪
484
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,878
♪ With a bottomless lyrical pursethat'll make crowds disperse or worse! ♪
485
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:58,181
♪ Require medical attention,better get the nurse! ♪
486
00:20:58,175 --> 00:21:00,795
♪ Say goodbye to an easy battle and...hello, hearse! ♪
487
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,140
[slam]
488
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,058
� Woo!
� [cheering]
489
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,557
♪ Yeah, I'm zanier than Billy,to the max! ♪
490
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,060
♪ Leader of the animated maniacs ♪
491
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,193
♪ You, you're the cure for insomniacs ♪
492
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,860
♪ Less fresh thanthe 20�year�old baloney in my slacks ♪
493
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,819
♪ We can't be axed, like Lazarus,we just keep coming back ♪
494
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,110
♪ We don't need to boastor roast or talk smack ♪
495
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,584
♪ Or rap about women, bling,and record contracts ♪
496
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:26,035
♪ Be honest, be cool,and people will respect you ♪
497
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,906
♪ Those are the facts, dude ♪
498
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:30,083
♪
499
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,122
[slow thud]
500
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:33,708
[whistling, crash]
501
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,260
[groaning, straining] Yah!
502
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,590
[hissing]
503
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:45,006
[crowd cheering]
504
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,693
[cheering]
505
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,520
♪
506
00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:57,033
� [crowd gasps]
� [stomping]
507
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:00,945
� Respect.
508
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,031
� [cheering]
� [pop, hiss]
509
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:09,787
� Oh, it's too bad we used that
DeadMau5 joke in the last episode.
510
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,618
This would've been perfect.
511
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:15,463
� Keep working your controls,
or you're going to be in danger, mouse!
512
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:18,510
� Danger Mouse? That works, too! Oh!
513
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,175
We've both got jokes. Narf!
514
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:27,219
♪
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