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♪ theme song playing ♪
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� ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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� ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪� ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run aroundthe Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the towerwhenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamooseand now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brainwho want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested wellin focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan�ey, totally insane�y ♪
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� ♪ Part Great Dane�y ♪
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� ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪ relaxing music ♪
[crickets and birds chirping]
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[yawning, stretching]
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[birds chirping]
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[inhale]
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[choking]
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[cars honking]
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� Ugh!
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[cluck]
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[repulsed groan]
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[people yelling on tablet]
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MAN:
Don't you talk to�� Hey!
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[slurping]
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� The first topic is death��
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� I hate it!
� I hate it more!
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� Ah, so you agree��
BOTH: No!
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[yelling continues]
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[glass shatters]
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[slurping]
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DOT:
Wakko, stop!
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That's disgusting!
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� But, we're out of spoons!
And bowls. And...
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[slurping]
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Milk.
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� Hey, can you two keep it down?
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I'm pretending to listen
to the news like an adult.
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[angry yelling continues]
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WOMAN:
I hate it more!
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[cluck]
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� When did the world become so unbearable?
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[slurping]
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[belch]
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[cluck]
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[cluck]
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[squirt]
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♪ foreboding music ♪
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That's it!
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Desperate times call for
desperate measures.
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[sparkling]
♪ happy music playing ♪
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� Whee!
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DOT: This cupcake is the cutest
thing I've ever seen.
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And I've been saving it
for a moment like this.
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I just need some cuteness
in my life right now.
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You don't mind, do you?
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� Well, actually��
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[grunting, choking]
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[wheezing]
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[humming]
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[groaning]
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[zap]
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[zap]
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[zap]
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♪
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� Look at that.
The world's a little cuter already.
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[zap]
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[zap]
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Are you okay, Jamie?
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[squeak]
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� Whoa...
� What's happening?
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� That cute cupcake must've supercharged
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my own relentless cuteness,
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giving me super cute superpowers!
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[smash]
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This is amazing!
I can make everything cute now!
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[zap]
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♪
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[poink poink]
� Wait, wait, Dot.
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You don't have to make everything cute!
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� Yes. Yes, I do!
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� No! No! I'm the one who yaks!
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I've got a rakish charm about me!
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� Don't fight it.
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[zap]
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[grunting]
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[zap]
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[poink]
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[excited squeal]
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� I'll try anything once.
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[zap]
[grunting]
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� Aw! Look at the two of you!
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Oh, I just wanna...
tickle, tickle, tickle!
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[giggling]
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Alright. Let's put these peepers to work!
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[zap]
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♪
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[zap]
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♪ If this trash heap had a twinkle ♪in its little trash heap eyes ♪
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♪ If this sewer rat had rosy cheeks ♪
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♪ This bus became pint�sized ♪
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♪ What if all the dogs were puppies ♪
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♪ And the puppies all were sad ♪
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♪ What if cuttlefish were cuddly ♪
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♪ And we pedicured your dad ♪
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♪ What if you could kiss a pigeon ♪
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♪ Without contracting Lyme disease ♪
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♪ All the chairs were beanbagsmade of soft, delicious cheese ♪
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♪ If this moldy bread had a smile ♪
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♪ That was 50 shades of green ♪
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♪ What if this pirate stopped frowning ♪
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♪ 'Cause his head was a jellybean ♪
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♪ What if, what if, what ifthe world was cuter? ♪
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♪ What if, what if, what ifa little more kawaii ♪
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♪ What if, what if, what ifwe all rode scooters? ♪
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♪ And we'd all have our chance to shine ♪
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♪ What if this red�faced manlooked happy?
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♪ And this one's rancorwas more refined? ♪
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♪ What if Tuck Buck was your true love? ♪
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♪ So sweet and valentined? ♪
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� ♪ So sweet and Valentine? ♪� ♪ What if old shoes were more bouncy ♪
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♪ Yeah, and they still had their squeak? ♪
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♪ Naked mole�rats wore a sweater,and grizzly bears were meek? ♪
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♪ We'll dress up this suit of armor ♪
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♪ In a stone�washed denim skirt ♪
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♪ Turn the Nile into a babbling brook,and make Niagara a little squirt ♪
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♪ What if, what if, what if ♪
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♪ The world was cuter? ♪
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♪ What if, what if, what ifa little more kawaii ♪
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♪ What if, what if, what if ♪
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♪ We all rode scooters? ♪
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♪ And we'd all have our chance to shine ♪
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♪
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[wind blowing]
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[laugh, gulp]
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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♪ distorted music ♪
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♪ It's been four weeks,we can't stop singing ♪
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♪ And we've slowly gone insane ♪
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� ♪ There's a gumdrop wrapped in rainbowswhere there used to be my brain ♪
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� ♪ We have to end this nightmare,I have sugar in my eyes ♪
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♪ Please make it stop,we can't endure another cute reprise ♪
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♪ What if, what ifthe pigeon is the answer ♪
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♪ What if, what if ♪
[cluck]
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♪ What if we held it close? ♪
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♪ What if, what if, what if ♪
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♪ We turned it all back?What if, what if ♪
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♪ By doing something gross? ♪
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[creaking]
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♪ creepy music ♪
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[licking]
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[cluck]
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[cawing]
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[humming]
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[vomiting]
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[vomiting]
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[vomiting]
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[shattering, fart]
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� We did it. Everything is back to normal.
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� Well, almost.
� Eh, close enough.
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[thunder cracking]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain
theme song playing ♪
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� Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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� The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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� ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius, the other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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[slam]
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♪
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♪
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BRAIN: The known universe.Over 100 billion galaxies.
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Inside each one, countless alien planets.
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But none so ripe for the picking...
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as planet Earth.
[thud]
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Fertile soil, cool water,
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a diverse biome...
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and a dominant species collectively unable
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to spell the word Mississippi.
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Human young are defenseless
until the age of 12.
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� Mommy! Bring me another pizza bagel.
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BRAIN:
And often long after.
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They're sitting ducks. Don't believe me?
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Ask this typical human man.
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� I look forward to laboring
under your rule.
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Narf!
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� I am the Brain,
and I am here to facilitate
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your hostile takeover of Earth,
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using my superior intellect
and knowledge of local customs.
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In exchange,
allow me to rule in your stead
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after you've colonized it.
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Come, join me,
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� and together, we'll��
� [static]
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� ♪ I wanna dance, I wanna dance ♪
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♪ I wanna dance, dance, danceuntil my limbs fall ♪
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� Pinky! You recorded over my invitation
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to hostile intelligent life
across the universe!
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� Yes, with an invitation to boogie down!
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I Wanna Dance is the hit of the summer!
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[sigh]
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[electricity fizzling]
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♪
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[beeping, zapping]
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[radio chatter]
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BRAIN: The known universe.Over 100 billion galaxies.
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Inside each one,countless alien planets...
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[buzzing]
[beeping]
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We're receiving a narrowband
signal from sector 9, Pinky!
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[alien noises]
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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� I think so, Brain,
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but if my knees bent
backwards like an ostrich,
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which restroom would I use?
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� I'm sending our coordinates.
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Come! Let us await
our intergalactic guests.
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♪
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[owl hooting]
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[whirring]
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[whirring]
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[humming]
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Courage, Pinky.
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[click, whirring]
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♪
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[squishing]
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♪ creepy music ♪
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Look away! They're too horrible to behold!
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[alien noises]
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[alien noises]
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Um, you'll have to excuse me.
I don't speak... that.
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[beep]
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� Sorry about that.
I never know which language to use.
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Hi there! My name is...
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[horrible, unpronounceable sound]
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But you can call me Gabriella.
You must be Brain.
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� I am the Brain,
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and this is my underling, Pinky.
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� Zort!
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� Aw, look at you! You're learned
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the basic salutations
of our native tongue!
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That's so sweet!
It's actually pronounced...
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[alien noises]
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You really wanna roll all your tongues.
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� Zo�gro�blugh...
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� Enough! We need to get on with our plan.
[dog barking]
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GABRIELLA: Oh, look!
[yell, grunt]
266
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[barking]
PINKY: Oh, a doggy!
267
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Oh, is it a doggy�dog
doggy�dog dog�dog? Oh...
268
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,681
[barking, sniff]
� Oh! Oh!
269
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,482
She must smell my dog.
[woman screams]
270
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[leash winding]
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[screaming]
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� It's only a matter of time until
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this planet's authorities are
alerted to your presence.
274
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I haven't had time to plan.
275
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We need to��
� Go to...
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the mall!
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� Brilliant!
278
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The mall. Where better to findan abundance of tawdry, mass�produced,
279
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leave�nothing�to�the�imaginationEarth clothing
280
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to disguise their unique appearance?
[baby crying]
281
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� Oh, look! Oh!
282
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:39,013
� Their plan is nothing
short of genius, Pinky!
283
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� What do you think?
284
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♪ upbeat music ♪
285
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� I... love it!
286
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BRAIN:
Splendid!
287
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Now that you're doing your best simulacrum
of a suburban youth,
288
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we can begin our plan
in earnest. First, we must��
289
00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,274
� Go to...
290
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,283
the food court!
291
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� The food court?
292
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,202
Ah, yes.
293
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,617
My thoughts exactly.
Where better to source
294
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:06,116
the rare plastic polymers
found only in the corn dog batter
295
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,459
at Hot Dog On A Log?
[Pinky gasps]
296
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,495
� There's a Hot Dog On A Log? Whee!
297
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[dripping]
298
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:19,218
BRAIN: Ah, yes.
Researching the most economical means
299
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by which to nourish their
enslaved human workforce.
300
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,812
They're really quite brilliant,
aren't they?
301
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,846
[rumbling]
302
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,346
[gulp]
303
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,362
� [contented chewing]
Pass the ketchup!
304
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,033
[splattering]
305
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,492
� The log is the best part!
306
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,407
� Now, as I was saying,
307
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,316
I noticed your ship is powered by
308
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deionizing proton thrusters.
309
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,828
What say we use them
310
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:51,328
to bombard the stratosphere
with spent chlorine nuclei,
311
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,461
destroying the ozone layer for good.
312
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,248
From there, together, we can��
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� Do karaoke!
314
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,430
� Do... karaoke. Huh?
315
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,335
[zip]
316
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,182
GABRIELLA:
♪ I wanna dance, I wanna dance ♪
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00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,349
Woo!
318
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,766
PINKY: ♪ I wanna dance, dance, danceuntil my limbs fall off ♪
319
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,186
� ♪ I wanna dance ♪
320
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,185
♪ I wanna dance, I wanna ♪
321
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:18,028
♪ Dance, dance, danceuntil my limbs fall off ♪
322
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,935
♪ Whoa ♪
323
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,953
♪ Whoa! ♪
324
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:25,815
BOTH:
♪ I wanna dance until my limbs fall off ♪
325
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,779
[applause, cheering]
326
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,253
[microphone feedback]
327
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,496
[roaring]
328
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,008
� I mean... woo?
329
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,594
[applause, cheering]
330
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:48,258
� Well, that was certainly in
keeping with the spirit of karaoke.
331
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,723
Painful to the eyes and ears.
332
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,564
Now, shall we begin the invasion
333
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,809
before the FBI descends on us?
334
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:59,361
I've already identified��
DJ [on speaker]: Next up, it's Gabriellaand Brain!
335
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,108
� Absolutely not. [grunt]
♪ rock playing ♪
336
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,985
� Oh, come on, Brain.
It's gonna be so much fun.
337
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,867
� Yes, Brain! Let loose a little!
338
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,199
[grunt]
339
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,655
[angry grumbling]
340
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,411
� That's it! I've had it!
341
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,412
[gasps]
No more songs!
342
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,004
No more consumerism!
343
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:19,549
Now, go on, Gabriella,
begin your unholy subjugation!
344
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:20,375
� Woo!
345
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,509
� Brain, we need to talk.
346
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,428
We... we don't wanna take over the world.
347
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,886
� What? You came here
because of my message.
348
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:32,267
� No! We came here because of
that jamming tune you played us.
349
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,346
[alien growling]
350
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,851
� I told you! Hit of the summer!
351
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,944
GABRIELLA:
[sigh] Brain, we should've been honest.
352
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,899
We're more interested
in exploring than pillaging.
353
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:45,110
Do you really wanna destroy
all this wonder and beauty?
354
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,816
[laughing]
355
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,910
� Yes!
[Pinky laughing]
356
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,285
[smash]
357
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,455
� But, Brain, we can't leave
before I have another go
at 'dead�mau�five.'
358
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,167
� It's 'dead mouse,' Pinky.
359
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:01,128
� [gasp] Oh no! When?
360
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,008
♪
361
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,085
� If these tentacled twits won't
help us take over the world,
362
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,431
then we'll just use their
technology to do it ourselves!
363
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,808
This button must activate
their weapons.
364
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,595
People of Earth,
prepare to meet your benevolent dictator!
365
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,439
[ship whirring]
366
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:23,068
[maniacal laughter]
367
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:24,605
� Zort!
368
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:27,400
[whirring]
369
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:30,374
[clicking]
370
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,525
[humming]
371
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,504
Egad! What does this button do?
[buzz]
372
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,575
BRAIN: Whoa!
PINKY: Poit!
373
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,921
[sirens blaring, helicopters whirring]
374
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:44,303
♪
375
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,966
[blowtorches arcing]
376
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,770
[whirring]
377
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,555
� I don't understand it.
378
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,938
Their genetic makeup is identical
to the common Earth mouse.
379
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,767
� How incredible.
These humble�looking creatures
380
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:04,443
crossed the entire cosmos,
381
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,821
just to make contact with us.
382
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,611
[crowd cheering]
383
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,204
♪
384
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,079
� ♪ I wanna dance ♪
385
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,616
♪ I wanna dance... ♪
386
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,999
� Shut the f...ront door!
387
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,786
Gabriella's on Team Blake?
388
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,840
� Humanity's oblivion
continues to astound me.
389
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,455
Everyone thinks they're humans.
390
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,511
� ♪ I wanna dance, dance, danceuntil my limbs fall off ♪
391
00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,966
[feedback]
[screeching]
392
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:33,597
� Perhaps I spoke too soon.
Turn that off, Pinky.
393
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,755
We have to prepare for tomorrow night.
394
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,064
� Why? What we going to
do tomorrow night, Brain?
395
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,388
� The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
396
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,654
Try to take over the��
397
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:42,935
[spraying]
398
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,358
� Whee! Foam party!
399
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,572
♪
400
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:52,950
� Welcome to the Animaniacs
2020 Election Special.
401
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,157
I'm Yakko Warner,
and I'm reading off a teleprompter.
402
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:59,369
And now, I'm looking
into a different camera.
403
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,501
Let's go live to election correspondent
404
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,708
Dot Warner, who is at the polls in Iowa.
405
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,214
� That's right, Yakko. Here I am in Iowa,
406
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,882
the state we pretend to
care about for one January
407
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:12,182
every four years.
408
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:15,506
I'm cold and lonely,
just like everyone else in Iowa!
409
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:19,102
� Fascinating. Now, over to Wakko
with the electoral map.
410
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,349
How's it shaping up, Wakko?
411
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,726
� Also boring. Hey!
412
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:24,938
I could sing my song to spice things up.
413
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,228
♪ Baton Rouge, Louisiana,Indianapolis, Indiana ♪
414
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,362
♪ And Columbus is the capital of Ohi�� ♪
415
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,569
Oh, it's all the same.
416
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,407
[glass shatters]
� I thought this might happen. Thing is,
417
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:37,696
our two big political parties
just aren't fun anymore.
418
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:39,787
♪
419
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,746
Luckily, there are some totally insane�y
third�party candidates out there
420
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,879
who want to shake up American politics
421
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,666
with their crackpot ideas.
422
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,129
Let's take a look, shall we?
423
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,759
♪
424
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,338
� When I'm President,
425
00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:57,893
all private pools will
become public property.
426
00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:03,188
Why? Well, basically, just so
I can swim in the Gustafson's pool.
427
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,845
[gargling, gulp]
� Jean?
428
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,233
� Oh! [chuckles]
I thought you were at work.
429
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:10,401
� Uh, well actually, I was fired yesterday
430
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,570
because my job has been
fully automated by robots made in China,
431
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,031
made by other
robots made in China,
432
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:19,082
and now I don't have health insurance...
433
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,366
[sniff] because the robots
wouldn't let us unionize.
434
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,041
� Oh... Well,
435
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:26,539
I don't know how to help with that.
436
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,799
Wanna take a swim?
� Get out of our pool.
437
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:32,205
� Right. I'm Jean Gravy,
and I approve this message.
438
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,804
� Yeesh. That campaign ad
really took a dive.
439
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,590
Say, Dot, how's Jean Gravy
polling in New Hampshire?
440
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,564
� She's gained a stunning one percent.
441
00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:44,476
Oh, I'm sorry. She's gained a stunning
one person.
442
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,556
And...
443
00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:47,691
now she's lost him.
444
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,108
Also, this is a gummy bear. [squish]
445
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,477
� Wakko, what does that
mean for the electoral map?
446
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,663
� Well, if you look up here,
I have no idea.
447
00:19:56,655 --> 00:20:00,445
And if you look down here,
Alaska's down here now. I did that!
448
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,450
� Terrific! What a night!
449
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,962
Now, for our second third�party.
Try to say that five times fast.
450
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,996
You can. It's not that hard.
Now, play that ad!
451
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,881
♪
452
00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:13,009
[toot]
453
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:16,425
� Ed Ortiz here.
Put off by dense political rhetoric?
454
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:18,715
Then, put your trust in a new party.
455
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,469
One that's less concerned
with actual issues,
456
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,471
and more concerned with yelling them.
457
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,266
[bang]
458
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,267
The Surprise Party.
459
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,269
[ding]
460
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,688
[screaming]
Let's build a Space Force!
461
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,611
♪
462
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,491
More tanks, fewer banks!
463
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,777
[screaming]
464
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:40,781
� Grandma?
465
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,245
Hey!
� Shh...
466
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:47,538
� Hey��
� Shh...
467
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:49,365
� He��
� Shh!
468
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,214
[yawning]
469
00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:53,631
[contented sigh]
470
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,129
[bed creaks]
[gasp]
471
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,170
♪ tense music ♪
472
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,011
[sighs]
473
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,638
[party horn]
[scream]
474
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:03,181
� All cats are girls! Ah!
475
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,475
[scream]
Coal is clean!
476
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:07,935
[explosion]
477
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,361
[cat screech]
Give guns to whales!
478
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:12,475
[roar]
479
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:15,731
� The economy!
480
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,739
� What a surprise!
It's my campaign manager, Mike Dechico.
481
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,988
BOTH: The Surprise Party!
We might just surprise ya!
482
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,411
� Well, Dot, will there be a surprise win
483
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,450
for the Surprise Party in Florida?
484
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,834
� I'm in Idaho! Don't you listen?
485
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:33,381
� I do not. Wakko,
how does that pan out on the big board?
486
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,337
� I ate all the states.
487
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,877
I'm a monster! [belch]
488
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,051
� Now, that's the kind of biting analysis
489
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,590
people tune into Animaniacs for, folks.
490
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:46,224
Let's see our final third�party
campaign ad. Roll it!
491
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:48,813
[music blasting, cheering]
492
00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:52,475
[static]
493
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,942
�[Russian accent]
Oh! You give me fright
494
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:59,401
as I'm set about my
customary American chores.
495
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:01,863
Hello. I am Adams Johnson.
496
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:03,994
Good neighbor, nice husband,
497
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,871
born in South Virginia.
498
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:09,868
Anyway,
I am vote for Johnny Thanksgiving.
499
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:12,372
RUSSIAN NARRATOR:
Johnny Thanksgiving is not drone.
500
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,004
He is man who give utmostleadership ability to party.
501
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,922
� [Russian accent]
Is me, talkative female American citizen
502
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,842
who love freedom and baseballs.
503
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,891
[primal scream]
[smash, screech]
504
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:26,556
Strike four! Home run! Listen, buddies.
505
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:30,515
Johnny Thanksgiving of
Super American America Party
506
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,187
is solid state�of�art man.
507
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,857
[whirring]
508
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:36,725
RUSSIAN NARRATOR:
Vote Johnny Thanksgiving in November.
509
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:40,282
Even if you think he's drone,he's going to win anyway.
510
00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:42,697
[kiss, crying]
Trust me.
511
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:46,576
� Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone. That
wasn't the right ad. Who approved this?
512
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:50,035
� Well, it wasn't me.
I'm in Hawaii. It's a, um...
513
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:52,827
crucial swing state.
514
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,211
� Well, that only leaves one person.
515
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,839
Wakko, was it you?
516
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,545
RUSSIAN VOICE:
Negative.
517
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,666
� Works for me. Looking great, pal!
518
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,973
� No problem. Now,
autoplay take you next episode of
519
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:07,758
American Maniacs! [glitching]
520
00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:09,223
� Hey, pal, are you okay?
521
00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:12,433
♪
522
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:15,154
[static]
� Uh oh.
523
00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:17,855
Drone is malfunctioning again.
524
00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:20,276
Hey, do you think American people will
525
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:22,945
really go along with
President who is drone?
526
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:25,605
� Why not?
He's more human than the last guy.
527
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:27,824
[laughing]
528
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,044
♪
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