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♪ theme song playing ♪
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� ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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� ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪� ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run aroundthe Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the towerwhenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamooseand now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brainwho want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested wellin focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan�ey, totally insane�y ♪
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DOT:
♪ Forbidden domain�y ♪
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� ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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� So, it's agreed.
In today's episode of Animaniacs,
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the Warners will torment a...
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narcoleptic...
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� Dairy cow who's also a...
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� Vampire?
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[both sigh]
� Hey, this is...
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[sighs] Who am I kidding?
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Face it, guys. We're out of ideas.
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� It does feel like we've been doing a lot
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of the heavy lifting in this reboot.
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� Yeah. Didn't this show used
to have more characters?
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[wind blowing]
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YAKKO:
You know, you're right.
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Whatever happened to Rita and Runt,
Minerva Mink,
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the Hip Hippos, Steven Seagull,
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Chicken Boo, Buttons, Walter Wolf...
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OMINOUS VOICE: The Godpigeon,
[thunder rumbles]
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Stinkbomb D. Basset,
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and Beanie the Brain�Dead Bison.
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[evil laugh]
[thunder cracks]
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Just three cartoons remain,
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and my Animaniacs collection
will be complete.
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[laughing]
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[gasps]
[fly buzzing]
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Good night, everybody...
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[cart humming]
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� And if you look to your left,
you'll see the sound stage
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where they filmed Batman!
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PASSENGERS: Ooh!
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� Versus Superman!
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PASSENGERS: Aw...
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[sniffing]
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� Baloney.
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[cocking rifle]
[chuckles] They're close.
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� How about a narcissistic...
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big game hunter...
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with unusually small feet!
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� Well, that's convenient!
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[thud]
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DOT:
Ooh! Look at his tiny tootsies!
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Lemme get that for you, baby. [kiss]
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� I'm not a baby! Ah.
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You're the Warners, aren't you?
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Huh?
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� Pleased to meet you, Freak Foot.
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[kissing]
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� Wedding ring?
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You must... have a great personality.
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� Or he's rich.
� Maybe it's a green card marriage.
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� [clears throat] La Señora Grubb
loves me very much, thank you.
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[clears throat] Now,
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I am Dr. Walter Grubb,
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famous hunter of exotic cartoons,
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and I'm here to complete my collection
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with three new trophies.
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[evil laugh]
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� I've always wanted to try taxidermy!
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[woozy groaning, grunt]
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GRUBB: Oh yes!
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But, no. No, no, no.
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There's no sport in that. You see,
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you must run and hide.
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And then, when you least suspect it,
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you'll fall victim to one of my traps.
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� You're the boss, Weeny Walkers!
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� That's Dr. Weeny Walkers!
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� Yeah, that's with two W's, right?
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[grunting, straining]
[laughing]
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[growling]
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[Warners laughing]
[Grubb chuckling]
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[evil chuckling]
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[inhales deeply]
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[poking]
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� [groggy]:
Is anyone else feeling sleepy?
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� Well [yawns], time to hit the hay.
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� Good night, big brother.
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Good night, baby sister.
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Good night, Mr. Hunty Man
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sneaking up on us with a net.
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� Ehm?
Good night.
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� Mr. Hunty Man,
could you read us a bedtime story?
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� I don't really think��
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� We can never fall asleep
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without a good bedtime story.
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� [sighs] I see.
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Very well.
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[clears throat] "Once upon a time,
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"there were three little Warners,
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and a poor man's Elmer Fudd."
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Did this book just insult me!?
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� It's our favorite story!
� Yeah, Mister.
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Don't stop now! Get to the good part.
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� "So, the hunter stared angrily
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"at the sweet children,
harboring resentful thoughts.
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"And the hunter never realized
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"that the whole thing was a trick to get
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him to fall asleep."
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Oh, for Heaven's... sake.
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[sighs, snores]
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[rooster crowing]
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[grumbling]
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[horn beeping]
Ah!
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� And, if you like to
the right of the bus...
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[necks creaking]
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you'll see the fountain where
they filmed the opening to Friends!
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And what appears to be a man
with unusually small feet!
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� Achtung! Baby foot!
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PASSENGERS: Ooh!
[shutters snapping]
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[flash]
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[water sloshing]
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GRUBB: Screwy Warners!
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[chuckles] There!
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A good old�fashioned snare trap.
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[laughing]
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� That's not the least bit suspicious.
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GRUBB: [giggling] Oh dear.
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Hm... [grunts]
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[grunts, chuckles]
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[gulp]
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Hm... Whoa!
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[grumbles]
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[belches]
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[growls] Oh!
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How is this possible!?
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[groans, sighs]
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Whoa!
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[knocking]
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� Hamster Hoppers!
To what do we owe the pleasure?
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� Here to try and catch us again?
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� Not at all, my fine animated friends.
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I'm not going to hunt you anymore.
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� Well, how come, Shrimp Slippers?
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Aw... Is it 'cause you're real bad at it?
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� [laughs] Oh, very good!
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No! Not because I'm bad at it.
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No, it's because I've decided
to retire from hunting, you see.
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� It's because he's bad at it.
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� No! It's�� [clears throat]
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[laughing] No.
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It's because I want to preserve
cartoons like yourselves
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for future generations.
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I've got a new mantra, you see.
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"Take only photographs,
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leave only footprints."
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� Baby�sized footprints.
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� Not baby�sized footprints!
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Regular�sized footprints, regular!
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[sighs]
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But before I go,
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might I be able to take
a photograph of you...
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wonderful little creatures?
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� I don't see why not, Baby Boots.
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� Sure, Cinderella Sneakers.
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� Let's do it, Mini Moccasins!
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� You're too kind... [grunts]
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That's it. Don't...
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move...
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a muscle.
[click]
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[Warners screaming]
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[tires screech]
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[banging, grunting]
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[thunder cracks]
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[slam]
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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[thunder rumbling]
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Ah. As you can see,
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you three will make a fine
addition to my collection.
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� Oh! So, that's why
the Goodfeathers never responded
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to my LinkedIn requests.
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� But oh, it gets better.
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This will be your new home until I...
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mount you on the wall!
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♪
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� Hey! I wanna talk to my lawyer.
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� I don't think so.
� Hello?
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Hello, Mr. Lawyer Man?
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� Just what do you think you're doing?
[phone ringing]
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I'll get it! Yello'?
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Law offices of Lobster and Lobster,
Yakko speaking.
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� I'm in jail!
� Really? I'm in jail!
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Let me dial in my associate.
� Stop all this nonsense!
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[phone ringing]
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Ouch!
� Sh! Quiet!
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Law offices of Lobster and Lobster,
Dot speaking.
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BOTH: We're in jail!
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� Same! Maybe this is why
we haven't made partner.
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� Enough chatter!
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All I need is a Yakko...
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a Wakko...
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and a Dot.
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♪
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� Hold the phone.
Are you sure you've caught everyone?
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� Rather.
� What about Slappy Squirrel?
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� Of course.
And her buck�toothed nephew, too.
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� Well,
what about Charlton "Baynarts" Woodchuck,
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who debuted in episode 42,
and then later returned as the star of
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"My Father, the Tuna" in episode 74.
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GRUBB: Yes.
I made him into this coat. Quite cozy.
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� Oh, well. [nervous laugh]
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When you're beat, you're beat,
right? Come on, sibs.
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[grunt, crash]
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[creak]
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♪ triumphant music playing ♪
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[laughing, grunts]
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DOT:
Hey, wait a minute!
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� Hm?
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� What about... Boo?
� Boo who?
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� Aw, don't cry, Mr. Man!
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� I'm not crying, and I have no
idea what you're talking about.
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� Come on! Chicken Boo!
The big old chicken?
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� He wears a disguise to
look like human guys?
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� I can see why you haven't heard of him.
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He was the least popular
character on the whole show.
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� Ehm, well,
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I'm sure he wasn't the least��
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� Bottom of every fan list!
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� Even Beethoven had his critics.
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� Beethoven was a man!
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� Well, they say one man's man
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is another man's chicken.
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Ha.
� That's. Not. A quote!
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You want a quote?
Here's one from the contract
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for the Animaniacs reboot.
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"Chicken Boo shall never,
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"under any circumstances,
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appear in the Animaniacs reboot."
[whimpering]
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� It's not fair!
If I'm not allowed to be in the reboot,
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nobo�� Uh...
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Nob�� [clucks]
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Nobody is!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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[gasping]
260
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[screeches]
261
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[gasping]
262
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,784
[cluck]
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[crowing]
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[cawing]
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[clucking]
[screaming]
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[rooster crowing]
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BOTH: I knew it!
268
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,496
� So, you hunted down every character
269
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,327
from the original cast of Animaniacs,
270
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,462
one by one, just because
you were left out of the reboot?
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[cluck]
272
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� And you were gonna do the same to us?
273
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:56,179
The charming faces of the franchise?
274
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:57,675
[cluck]
WAKKO: And you guys knew
275
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it was Chicken Boo all along?
276
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[both caw]
� Hey! He's getting away!
277
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,138
[cluck]
278
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� Let him go, baby bro.
279
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:09,402
I think I know how this
one is gonna play out.
280
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♪ Chicken Boo theme playing ♪
281
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� ♪ Chicken Boo,what's the matter with you? ♪
282
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♪ You don't act�� ♪
283
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
284
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,083
[growls]
285
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[cluck]
286
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♪ You're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo ♪
287
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[clucking, squawking]
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♪
289
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[thunder cracks]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain theme playing ♪
291
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� Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
292
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� The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
293
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder cracks]
294
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♪
295
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� ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
296
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
297
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♪ One is a genius ♪
298
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♪ The other's insane ♪
299
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
300
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
301
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♪ They're dinky,they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
302
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,160
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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[slam]
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
305
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♪ action music playing ♪
306
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[engine roaring]
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[cars honking]
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� This is it, Pinky!
I've finally devised a plan
309
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for world domination so foolproof,
310
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every yakuza and their mother is
trying to get their hands on it.
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00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,814
[smash]
[grunts]
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[smash]
313
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[grunting]
314
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[speaking Japanese]
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[speaking Japanese]
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� Pinky, listen carefully! Here's my plan!
317
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[muffled speech]
� Uh huh...
318
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,290
[muffled speech continues]
Yeah. Uh huh.
319
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,131
[muffled speech]
Got it!
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� Pinky, did you listen to my plan,
321
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,010
[beeping]
or are you too busy playing that
322
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,545
[video game noises]
Italian Brothers Mustache game?
323
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,139
� Watch out for that banana peel!
324
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,595
[beeping]
325
00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,965
� Pinky, stop talking
about that game and��
326
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[splat]
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[screaming]
[tires screech
328
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[engine roaring]
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[smash]
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♪
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[explosion]
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[ears ringing]
� Pinky?
333
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,157
Is that you?
334
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,408
� Is it?
� Oh, Pinky, it is.
335
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,712
How long was I out?
336
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� Five years, give or take.
337
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,288
� Five years!?
338
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
339
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This says it's only been two days.
340
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� I did say give or take.
341
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[grunts]
� Come, Pinky.
342
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,092
We have no time to lose.
343
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,303
We are woefully behind in our plan!
344
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,474
The first step of which is to, uh...
345
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,679
� [nasally]:
L�l�let go of my nose?
346
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,604
� No. Uh, maybe it's... Oh dear.
347
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,444
I seem to have short term
retrograde amnesia.
348
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,110
I don't remember the plan at all!
349
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,738
� Oh, I do!
� You do!?
350
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,275
� We were going to put together a list
351
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,858
of all the children in the world.
� Yes? Yes?
352
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,664
� Then, in the middle of the night,
under the cover of darkness...
353
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,579
� Mm�hmm, mm�hmm?
� We're going to sneak into
354
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all their houses... and...
� Go on!
355
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,923
� leave presents under their trees.
356
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,707
[evil laughter]
357
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,920
� Pinky, that's Christmas!
358
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,761
� [sighs] I'm sorry, Brain.
359
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,466
I know you told me the plan
over the phone,
360
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,386
but I wasn't paying attention. I mean,
361
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,385
who calls people anymore?
362
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,097
� Calls people? That's it, Pinky!
363
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,018
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
364
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,186
� Sure, Brain,
but what if our dance routine
365
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,095
was stolen by our crosstown rivals?
366
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,524
Then, we have to go
first at the dance�off.
367
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,533
� No, Pinky, don't you see?
368
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,525
If I told you about
my plan over the phone,
369
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:46,948
that means it was recorded by the NSA!
370
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,487
� Right, right. Oh, NSA.
371
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,950
How do you spell that, Brain?
372
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,370
� It's the National Security Agency.
373
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,499
� Oh dear, that's a mouthful,
isn't it? [chuckle]
374
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,456
Oh, I have an idea! I shall write
NSA for short.
375
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,627
� They secretly record
376
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,205
everybody's phone calls,
texts, and emails.
377
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,801
I just need to find a way
to break into their headquarters
378
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:04,967
and retrieve the recording
379
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,545
of my brilliant plan!
380
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,590
They are in Fort Meade, Maryland.
381
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,764
And I know just the person
who can help us.
382
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,773
� Santa...
383
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,015
[creaking]
384
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,055
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
385
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,150
[tire screech]
386
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:26,701
[many locks opening]
387
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,315
[jump, tumble]
388
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:32,371
� Oh sweet! My macramé plant hangers.
389
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:35,157
[many locks closing]
390
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,424
� Zort!
� Ah! Who are you?
391
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,287
♪
392
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,214
� I am called the Brain.
393
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,013
This is my associate, Pinky.
394
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,006
And you are the great Edward Snowden,
395
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,598
former government contractor who exposed
the NSA's extensive wiretapping program,
396
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,095
and who fled the country, correct?
397
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,096
� Maybe. What is your game?
398
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,808
Are you spies? Journalists?
399
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,018
Super�fans of my indoor gardening blog?
400
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,729
It is never the third one.
401
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,319
� Actually, I am
a genetically engineered lab mouse
402
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:06,235
who needs your intimate
knowledge of national security procedure
403
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,105
to break into NSA headquarters.
404
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,621
� Oh, and we just love
your cactuseses, too.
405
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,235
� Thank you.
Gardening is a passion of mine.
406
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,873
You always know where
you stand with plants.
407
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,790
Isn't that right, Roberta?
408
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,619
[creaking]
409
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,344
Okay. See,
now I know to give her some space.
410
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,335
� Look, Mr. Snowden. I, too,
411
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,917
am a seeker of truth.
Perhaps we can arrange some��
412
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:30,633
� Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look,
I'll tell you everything.
413
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,684
It's sort of my thing. But,
I need something in return.
414
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,559
If you're breaking into the NSA,
I need you to bust out...
415
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,022
Jenny.
� I see.
416
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,937
Jenny is a secret accomplice,
or perhaps the codename
417
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:45,517
of an advanced algorithm?
� Oh, she's beautiful.
418
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:48,494
I can see where she gets her good looks.
� Ah.
419
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,895
Jenny is a houseplant. Of course.
420
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,414
Why was I expecting
something not ridiculous?
421
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:56,327
� Jenny's the only plant
I've raised from a seed.
422
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,286
I wanted to take her with me,
but she's still in my old office.
423
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,538
Promise you'll bring her back.
[whimpering, blows nose]
424
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,250
� I'll do whatever you say
425
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,790
to make this interaction end.
426
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,803
� Oh, thank you! Now, to get in,
427
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,415
you'll need this forged
ID card, and then you...
428
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:12,053
[indistinct whispering]
429
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,050
♪
430
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,057
[van rumbling]
431
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,271
� Hello!
432
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,599
Uh...
433
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,274
� Remember what Snowden said.
434
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,942
� Oh, right. [indistinct whispering]
435
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,441
� Uh...
436
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,897
Okay, you can head on in.
437
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,664
PINKY: Thanks! Love you!
� Love you, too.
438
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:38,326
� Quickly. We must reach the service
entrance before he gets suspicious.
439
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,044
� Wait a minute. I don't love him.
440
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,208
This is Checkpoint Charlie.
We have a problem.
441
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,920
� Ah!
442
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,011
[yelling, grunting]
443
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,182
Oh! Oh!
444
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,099
Behold, Pinky!
[beeping]
445
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,176
Every single communication
Americans have made,
446
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,273
including my phone call to you,
447
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,688
funneled, collected, and analyzed,
448
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,357
on these supercomputers.
449
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:10,776
� But, Brain, I already collect
and analyze our conversations.
450
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,994
Ahem. June 33rd,
451
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,777
you asked if I was panthering
452
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:17,951
what you were panthering, and I was not.
453
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,410
[sighs]
[typing, beeping]
454
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:22,449
� Now, to reconfigure this laptop
to interface with the database.
455
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,334
[typing]
456
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,245
[beeping]
457
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,713
Got it! Ooh!
[alarm blaring]
458
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,803
Let's go! [grunts]
459
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,183
� Um, Brain? Brain?
460
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,257
Hey, Brain? Brain? Brain, Brain?
Brain? Brain!
461
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,274
Brain! Stop!
462
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,348
[grunts]
� Pinky, what are you doing!?
463
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,271
We must make our escape!
464
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,980
� But, we can't leave yet,
Brain! We haven't found Jenny!
465
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,071
There's no time, Pinky!
466
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:54,646
Besides, Snowden is clearly
one CPU short of a motherboard.
467
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,743
� But, you promised, Brain!
And a promise is a promise
468
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,239
is a promise is a promise
469
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,201
is a promise is a promise
is a promise is a��
470
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,501
� Fine. As long as you
promise to stop talking.
471
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,616
[backing up beep]
� [laugh] Narf.
472
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,293
[both straining]
473
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,503
� Curse you, you glorified shrub!
474
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,422
� Hey!
475
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,638
� He's gaining on us, Brain!
476
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,847
� Perhaps the NSA database
can be of some use in our escape!
477
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,309
He's got claustrophobia.
478
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,056
This way.
479
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,692
[tire screech]
480
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,860
� Ha! Huh?
481
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:36,149
♪ dramatic music sting ♪
482
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,821
[screams, whimpering]
483
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:40,823
[ding]
484
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,696
[whimpering]
485
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,703
Oh no.
486
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,463
PINKY:
Narf! [laughs]
487
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:50,419
Woohoo!
488
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,837
� Drive, Pinky!
489
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,963
[smash, tire screech]
490
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,215
[rumbling]
491
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,179
[rattling]
492
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,348
� You have what you promised?
493
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,607
[rattling]
494
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,105
[gasp] Jenny!
495
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,026
Ooh! Goodness, you've gotten so big!
496
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,566
[kissing]
497
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,199
Ooh! I promise I'll never leave again.
498
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,367
� [sniffles] Oh, Brain.
499
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,986
Isn't it touching?
500
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:27,252
� Yes.
There certainly is a lot of touching.
501
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:29,996
Well, Snowden,
I suppose we'll be on our way now.
502
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,828
� My sweet Jenny.
503
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,344
Who rescued who?
504
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,125
� You rescued her.
505
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,708
� Oh, right. [laughs]
506
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,723
Well, that solves that then. Narf!
[Brain sighs]
507
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,008
[tire screech]
508
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,851
� Finally, we can hear my brilliant plan.
[beep]
509
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:48,518
BRAIN [on recording]:
Pinky! Listen to me very closely!
510
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,847
I have discovered a neurotoxin
511
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:52,693
that makes humans constantly feel
512
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,358
like they're about to sneeze!
513
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,276
But, the only source is a rare exotic fern
514
00:21:57,276 --> 00:22:00,196
that used to belong to Edward Snowden!
515
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:03,615
We must break into the NSAand steal that plant!
516
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:07,155
� We already did that! Hooray!
517
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,120
� Stop. This. Car!
518
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,291
[tire screech]
519
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,166
[blast, whipping, clang]
520
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,549
[zip]
521
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,545
♪ triumphant music playing ♪
522
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:20,838
[kiss]
523
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:23,763
� Not to worry, Brain!
524
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,390
We can still follow them!
525
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,017
[blast, whipping, ricocheting, clang]
526
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,388
Got 'em!
527
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,311
[screaming]
528
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:37,065
Oh, Brain! I just saw my whole life
flash before my eyes! [panting]
529
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,565
There�� there was a part where
we were in the car together!
530
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,988
And then�� zhoop! I flew out of the car!
531
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,197
And then we were back
in the car together again.
532
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:48,948
Oh, it has been a good life,
my friend. [sniffs] Narf.
533
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,540
� It's alright, Pinky.
534
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,498
Come. We must go back to the lab
and prepare for tomorrow night.
535
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,919
� Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?
536
00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:59,459
� The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
537
00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,723
Try to take over the world.
538
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:05,005
But first,
you need to learn how to drive!
539
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,010
[smash]
540
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:10,563
� Don't worry, Brain. That
Italian mustache brother will save us.
541
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:18,229
[tape hissing]
542
00:23:18,232 --> 00:23:21,242
[no audio]
543
00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:15,245
[tape fast forwarding]
544
00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:18,247
[tape hissing, no audio]
545
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,033
[tape fast forwarding]
546
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:47,026
[tape hissing, no audio]
547
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:35,696
[audio scrambling]
548
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:41,789
♪
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