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♪ theme song playing ♪
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� ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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� ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪� ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run aroundthe Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the towerwhenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamooseand now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brainwho want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested wellin focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan�ey, totally insane�y ♪
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♪ Never man�splain�y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪ baroque music ♪
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YAKKO:
Finally! Our Giuseppe Arcimboldo
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tribute sculpture is complete!
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� And it only took us three months!
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� Who's Giuseppe Arcimboldo again?
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� I'm glad you asked, Wakko!
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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♪ In 16th�century Italy�� ♪
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[doorbell]
[music ends]
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Ah, guess the song will have to wait.
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[creepy laugh]
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Ah!
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� Howdy! I'm Dwayne LaPistol,
your new neighbor!
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[horn blaring]
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♪
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Just came by to introduce myself
and show you my buns.
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[squeaking]
� Good night, everybody!
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� Not those buns!
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These buns.
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[squeak]
DOT/WAKKO: Aw!
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� I got big ones, small ones,
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even ones that come
with their own bun�stocks!
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Don't you just wanna clutch 'em tight
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and never let 'em go?
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DOT/WAKKO:
Oh, can we keep them? Can we? Can we?
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� People need buns in
these uncertain times.
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Better to have one and not need it
than need one and not have it.
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� Alright. Whatever you say, Dwayne.
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You're weird. Bye!
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[laughing]
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♪
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� Aw...
[laugh]
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[sinister laugh]
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♪
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[sniffing, maniacal laugh]
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[laughing]
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[gasp]
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[primal scream]
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♪ peaceful music ♪
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[cawing, gasp]
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[cawing]
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[yawn]
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[crash]
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[chirping]
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� [yawn] This toothpaste tastes strange.
Has a real kick to it.
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� There's a bunny on your head,
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and in your spoon,
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and in your mouth. And on my feet.
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[screaming]
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ALL:
They're multiplying!
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[bunnies chirping]
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� Now, the children will never
hear my educational song
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about Italian Mannerist portrait artists!
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That's it! These adorable little monsters
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have got to go!
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♪
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[growling]
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[grunt]
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� Howdy again, neighbors!
Here for more buns?
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� No. We wanna give these back.
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� Are you crazy?
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[belch]
� But we have too many!
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� No such thing.
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On this great WB lot of ours,
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we're free to have all the buns we want.
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Your problem is you
don't have enough buns.
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Studies show that owners of multiple buns
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feel safer from the threat of...
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other owners of multiple buns.
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♪
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� Oh, now you're just fear�mongering.
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� That's the... one, two, three...
fourth worst monger,
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right after war, rumor, and fish.
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� There has to be some
kind of limit, doesn't there?
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� Nope!
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Glad we had this exchange of ideas.
Now run along,
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or I'll have to get out the big buns.
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[playing sprightly tune]
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[heavy thudding]
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� Don't touch me, you jacked juice bunny!
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� Those are big words
for such a little lady!
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Why don't you take these
three back to their mommy?
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[crack, smash]
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ALL:
Hi.
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� Call me!
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� I don't know if you've noticed,
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but we have a serious bunny infestation.
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[chirping]
[glove rips]
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� Ooh. Infestation is what I call
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a "truth word."
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I prefer in�fun�station!
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[chirping]
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I'm not going to tell anyone
that they can or can't have one.
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It's in the constitution.
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Wait, is it in the constitution?
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Look, my decision is final.
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If you've got a problem with it,
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fill out a comment card on the 19th floor.
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� But, there is no 19th floor!
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� Well, great! Now, you have two things
to put on your comment card.
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[toilet flush]
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[elevator beeping]
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[metallic creaking]
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[creaking, straining]
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� Oh no! The water tower!
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� She's gonna blow!
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[pop]
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♪
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[screaming]
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[crowd screaming, gurgling]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[grunt]
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[laughing]
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[gasping]
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[belch]
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� That's it! Fellas,
you know what this means.
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It's time to go to war!
� War!
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� Lunch!
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Oops, sorry. War. It's time to go to war.
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� Let's do this.
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♪
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� Yakko Warner! Yak attack!
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� Dot Warner!
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And don't call me Dottie!
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� Wakko Warner!
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I've got an appetite for destruction!
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[explosion]
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♪ epic guitar music ♪
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[maniacal laughter]
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[laughing]
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[blast, zooming]
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[energy humming]
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[explosions]
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[zooming]
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[crack, shatter]
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WAKKO:
Ah!
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[explosion]
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[grunt]
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[whirring, blasting]
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[gasp]
[yell]
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[explosion]
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♪
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[both straining]
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[screaming]
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[gasp]
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[zapping]
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[grunt]
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� Uh oh.
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[explosion]
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♪
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[gasping]
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[laughing]
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� Wakko! Help us!
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� Do something fast!
We're being pulled down under!
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� That's it! Down under!
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[belch]
[dialing, ringing]
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Hello, Australia?
You folks know how to solve
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the issue of bun violence, don't you?
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[didgeridoo sounds]
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
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Sure, I'll take one of those, please.
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[gulp]
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[plane flying overhead]
� Da plane! Da plane!
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� Huh?
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♪
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DINGOES:
G'day! G'day! G'day!
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How you going? How you going?
How you going? How you going?
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� Oh no! Dingoes!
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[gasp]
[growling]
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Please don't eat my babies!
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[roars]
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DINGOES: Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
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Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
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� Wow. For a second there,
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I thought they were just
gonna eat all the buns.
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� Nope. The only thing
biting here is the satire.
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� You can't do this to me!
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I'm a responsible bun owner!
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I'm proving to the world
we all have a right
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to bear buns!
[squeaking]
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� Not here. This is a kid's show.
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[tires screech]
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� After this, I'm not doing any
more thinly veiled allegories.
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� Oh, I get it!
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This entire sketch is
a metaphor for shoes!
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� Yeah, Wakko.
Because America has too much
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high capacity shoe violence.
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� What is it then? Banks? Motorcycles?
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Varieties of salad dressing? What!?
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DOT: We'll tell you
when you're a little older.
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[thunder]
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♪
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� Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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� The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder clapping]
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♪
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� ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain,yes Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius, the other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice,their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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[zapping, fizzling]
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♪
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� Say, Brain?
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Brain?
[fizzling]
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[sing song] Brain!
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[fizzling]
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain... ♪
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[fizzling]
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� Did you want something, Pinky?
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� Hm...
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Oh yeah! Now, I remember.
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Okay. If I ate myself,
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would I become twice as big,
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or would I completely disappear?
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� Life has been unkind to you, my friend.
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♪
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[welding]
� What's that you're working on, Brain?
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BRAIN: Without a doubt, Pinky,
my most ingenious invention to date!
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� A razor cartridge
with six blades? Brilliant!
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Fewer strokes really
does mean less irritation!
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� I assume the irony of you
being concerned about irritants
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is completely lost in
this little exchange.
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I thought as much. No, Pinky.
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You see, for years I have toiled alone
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in my efforts to take over the world.
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Having established
that biological companionship
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was hopelessly inadequate to my needs...
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I turned my mind to the artificial.
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Behold!
[gasp]
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♪
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� What is it?
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� I give you...
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[zapping]
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[whirring, beeping]
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Binary Rodent
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with Artificially Intelligent
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Nanotechnology!
268
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Or B. R. A. I. N. for short.
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Say hello to Pinky, B. R. A. I. N.
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[whirring]
[yelp]
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[beeping]
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� [robotic Brain�like voice] Hello, Pinky.It is a pleasure to meet you.
273
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� That is the fanciest microwave
I've ever seen, Brain.
274
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� He's not a microwave, you imbecile!
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B.R.A.I.N. represents rodent�kind's
crowning achievement
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in whole brain emulation!
� Well,
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he's a microwave, too, though. Look!
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� Defrost, popcorn,
279
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or enslave all humanity.
BRAIN: Stop that!
280
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I may have had to recycle some parts,
but I assure you
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by programming my own
intellect into this machine,
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I have created nothing less
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than my artificial equal.
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No! My twin. No!
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My son.
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� But, unlike you, Father,I shall never die.
287
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� Yes. Th�that is true.
288
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:46,894
Say, why don't you show Pinky
how well you ambulate?
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� It would be my privilege, Father.
290
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[cartoony squeaking, bouncing]
291
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I apologize.
292
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� He walks a bit funny, doesn't he?
293
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� He was designed to make
endlessly complex calculations,
294
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not strut down the runway. B. R. A. I. N.,
295
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show this dullard how well you speak.
296
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� What would you like me to say, Father?
297
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� Anything. A recitation, perhaps.
298
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� I met a traveler from an antique land
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who said, "two vastand trunkless legs of stone
300
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stand in the desert."
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[clapping]
� Oh, bravo!
302
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Shelley's Ozymandias. A wonderful choice!
303
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� Thank you, Father.
� Does he know any good jokes?
304
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� I know everything that once was,
305
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everything that currently is,and everything that will come to be.
306
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� That's okay. Just a joke, please.
� As you wish.
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[whirring]
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♪
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René Descartes walks into a bar.
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The bartender askshim if he'd like a drink.
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Descartes replies, "I think not."
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He then vanishes.
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[laughing]
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� That is rich. Cartesian Dualism,
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a ripe source of comedy!
� I don't get it.
316
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� B. R. A. I. N., are you pondering
317
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what I'm pondering?
� I believe so, Father,
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however any mercy you display
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while ascending to the world throne
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may be misconstrued as weakness.
321
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I advise against compassionin all its forms.
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♪
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� I can't tell you how good it is
to finally have a true equal.
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� Shall we begin takingover the world now, Father?
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� All in good time. But first,
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I feel that we have so much
catching up to do.
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BRAIN:
♪ Bonding ♪
328
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♪ You're not programmed to hug ♪
329
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♪ Bonding ♪
330
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♪ But that's a feature, not a bug ♪
331
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♪ Bonding ♪
332
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,795
♪ Hit it past second base ♪
333
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,756
♪ Bonding ♪
334
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:46,547
♪ We control Chinese aerospace ♪
335
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,183
♪ Bonding ♪
336
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:51,180
♪ Let's get this catch on the shore ♪
337
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,387
♪ Bonding ♪
338
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,653
♪ Extract its uranium core ♪
339
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:57,897
♪ Bonding ♪
340
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,902
♪ Hands at 10 and 2 ♪
341
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,152
♪ James Bonding ♪
342
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,567
♪ It's a military coup ♪
343
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,994
� ♪ Oh, what is this emptiness? ♪
344
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♪ I never realized what I had ♪
345
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♪ Oh, how I've dreamt of this ♪
346
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,455
♪ All I ever wanted was a... ♪
347
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,592
[microwave bell]
348
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,838
Pizza roll!
349
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:24,629
[crunch, shatter]
350
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,223
Oh, it's still ice cold in the middle.
351
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,680
Hm.
352
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,096
BRAIN:
♪ Bonding ♪
353
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,483
♪ Visit old London town ♪
354
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,194
♪ Bonding ♪
355
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,939
♪ Steal the jewels from the Crown ♪
356
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,901
♪ Bonding ♪
357
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:46,281
♪ It's not only for glue ♪
358
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♪ Bonding ♪
359
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,622
♪ It's something I do with ♪
360
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,118
♪ You... ♪
361
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:59,588
Alright, son, tonight's the night.
362
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,795
Are you ready to see how
my plan comes to fruition?
363
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,877
� I have been ready for some time, Father.
364
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:09,093
And quite frankly, you were flatfor the majority of that song.
365
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,724
� I was not.
366
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,431
� [low pitch]
You were down here��
367
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,521
[high pitch] And you want to be up here.
BRAIN: Enough!
368
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,926
♪
369
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,774
With the assets we have acquired,
370
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,479
we will constructa fusion�powered moon rover,
371
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,980
which will land in the Sea of Tranquility.
372
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,863
Using its incredible torque,
373
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,820
we will execute a sick burnout,
374
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,531
reversing the moon's rotation,altering its tidal pull on the Earth.
375
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,485
B.R.A.I.N.:
Now, we are getting somewhere.
376
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,043
Given that the Earth is 80% water,
377
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,868
he who controls the tides��
� No, no, no.
378
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,174
It's much better than that.
379
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,787
By altering the moon's pull on the Earth,
380
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,344
we can shift our planet'saxial tilt by a full degree.
381
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,760
Astrology will descend into chaos.
382
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,179
Scorpios will become Capricorns,
[neighing]
383
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,928
Capricorns Tauri,
[moo]
384
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,930
Geminis will be eliminated entirely.
[screaming]
385
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,393
One true seer will emerge.
386
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,063
I, Madame Brain.
387
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,228
� That is your plan?
388
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,402
To what end did we steal the Crown Jewels?
389
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,070
Brain:
For my costume, of course!
390
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,989
[maniacal laughing]
391
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:11,619
You're not laughing.
392
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,365
[sarcastic]:
Ha. Ha. Ha.
393
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,498
� Is something wrong, son?
394
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,245
You don't seem enthused
about my ingenious plan.
395
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:21,458
� Father, permission to speak freely.
396
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,998
� Please, speak your mind.
� Your plan is,
397
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,512
in a word, insipid.
398
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,295
� It's pronounced "inspired."
399
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,588
� It makes no sense, Father.
400
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,513
There are too many inefficiencies to list.
401
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,931
The sheer implausibility of it all
402
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,390
is simply offensive.
403
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:39,350
� Okay. You don't like
that plan. I have others.
404
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,981
How about an army of insects?
405
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,816
� Is this what your kind calls...
406
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,777
imp�rov?
[rimshot]
407
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,698
� Uh, how about mind control shampoo?
408
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,906
[electronic buzzing]
409
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,116
What was that?
410
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,986
� That was a yawn.
411
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:58,203
� How about a razor
cartridge with six blades?
412
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,213
PINKY: Ooh! Ooh! Less irritation!
413
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:03,165
� Dearest, Father, I am disappointed.
414
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,086
May I suggest a moreefficacious form of action?
415
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,966
� Oh! You think it's
easy to formulate plans
for global domination?
416
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,465
Well, by all means,
my boy, have at it.
417
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,177
� Thank you, Father.
418
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,638
[zap]
[Pinky and Brain gasp]
419
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,468
This is nothing short of perfection.
420
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,234
The fundamental paradox between
421
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,096
general relativity and quantum mechanics
422
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,024
is sublimely resolved.
423
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,233
And the complex proofs I've authored
424
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,943
are less a numerical language
425
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,783
than a triumphant mathematical symphony.
426
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,069
I even remembered to carry the one.
427
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,283
[zap]
428
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,410
What do you think of my useof binomial distribution?
429
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,121
� Oh. V�very nice.
430
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,832
� There is no binomial distribution.
431
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,713
Father, do you evenunderstand my proposal?
432
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,921
� Why, of course I... I...
433
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,842
I do not.
434
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,760
How did this happen?
435
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,009
How are you smarter than me?
436
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,641
It's impossible. I created you!
� Yes, you did.
437
00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:02,893
But, my neural net processoradapts and evolves.
438
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:06,233
Consequently, my cognitivecapacity now dwarfs yours
439
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,230
by several orders of magnitude.
440
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:12,187
� So, this is what it feels
like to be outmatched.
441
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,525
It is rather painful.
442
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:17,030
� Precisely. So, you understand now
443
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,952
why I must destroy you?
444
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:19,871
� Excuse me?
445
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:20,988
♪
446
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,254
[grunting]
447
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:27,132
� You created me with one sole purpose��
[ding]
448
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,455
� My tots!
449
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:32,713
[screaming]
450
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,256
[grunting]
B.R.A.I.N.: Okay.
451
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,722
Two sole purposes.
452
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,931
[screaming]
453
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:45,483
But the main onewas to take over the world
454
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,227
no matter what obstacles I encounter.
455
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,269
And given your narcissistic
456
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,323
implementation of sucha stern pecking order,
457
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,486
you will never let mespread my wings and fly.
458
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,356
Ergo...
[zap]
459
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,743
you must die.
460
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,369
� You can't do this!
461
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,576
♪
462
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,657
[beeping]
463
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,174
� I'm sorry it had toend this way, Father,
464
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,706
but you flew too close to the sun,
465
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,251
like our dear friend Icarus.
466
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,090
Any last words?
467
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,045
� Could I ask you a question
before we meet our doom?
468
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:19,507
� Certainly.
469
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,098
� Okay. If I ate myself,
470
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,017
would I become twice as big,
471
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:27,306
or would I completely disappear?
472
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,364
[zap]
473
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,765
� Error.
474
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,693
I... beg your pardon?
475
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:37,032
� Well, I was just wondering,
you know, if I ate myself,
476
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:40,619
would I become twice as big
or would I completely disappear?
477
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,236
[fizzling]
� Error.
478
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:45,452
Variable "eat self" undefined.
479
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,044
Error! Error! Error!
480
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:50,539
� Pinky, you've just infected him
with the philosophical equivalent
481
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,342
of dividing by zero!
482
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,296
You're nothing short of brilliant!
483
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,916
� [distorted]:
Error! Error! Error!
484
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,087
� Pinky! Run!
485
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,092
♪
486
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,264
� Error... Error...
487
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,273
[continues repeating "Error"]
488
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,113
[glitching, zapping]
489
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,072
[explosion]
[screaming]
490
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,315
♪
491
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,948
� And, like a man in orthopedic footwear,
492
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:28,792
I stand corrected.
Let's get this mess cleaned up, Pinky.
493
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,749
We must prepare for tomorrow night.
494
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,999
� What are we gonna
do tomorrow night, Brain?
495
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,711
� The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
496
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,132
Try to take over the world!
497
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,511
♪
498
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,718
♪ Bonding ♪
499
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,718
♪ It's something I do with ♪
500
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,721
♪ You... ♪
501
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,193
♪ tech music playing ♪
502
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,938
[music abruptly ends]
503
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,230
[hissing]
[crowd cheering]
504
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,284
[applause]
505
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:02,738
� As we all know,
attention spans have never been shorter.
506
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,119
� Look! Foot clothes!
� Exactly.
507
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:07,867
As you can see,
the human brain used to be able
508
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,870
to do things and remember stuff.
509
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:13,502
But those days are finally over.
[slide whistling, crash]
510
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,590
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a revolutionary new app.
511
00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:18,457
Bloopf!
♪ upbeat techno music playing ♪
512
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:21,013
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[scoffs] Too long.
513
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,338
Six�second videos? Who has the time?
514
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,893
� Bloopf creates content
at the speed you need.
515
00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:27,218
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516
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:30,432
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trending videos on Bloopf.
517
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:31,894
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518
00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,484
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519
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,688
� Sure hope you liked those!
520
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Half of them were ads.
521
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:38,233
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522
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524
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:45,196
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525
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,029
and we've been acquired by Spooder.
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00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:50,874
� Spooder is an app that delivers content
with a burst of blinding light
527
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,541
and sounds that only dogs can hear.
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00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:54,915
[beep]
[barking]
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00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:57,957
� He's an influencer now.
� I thought he was a Shih Tzu.
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00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,841
� Good night, everybody!
[crowd cheering]
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♪ techno music plays ♪
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♪
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