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Tha�� Oh yeah, yeah, yeah... 16 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:01,231 � He�� He did it. Th�th�th�th�th�that crazy 17 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,228 son of a gun actually did it. 18 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,484 � Clean vectored outlines, [wolf whistle] 19 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,192 widescreen format... [xylophone sound] 20 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,322 � These don't look like reruns! [honk] 21 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,279 SPIELBERG: Uh, well, uh, they're not. [chuckle] 22 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,660 I reanimated them. 23 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,947 � We are gonna make a fortune with this show. 24 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:20,207 [whip, alarm bells] � How zany are they? 25 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,665 � Oh, uh, to the max. 26 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,415 [splat] O�of course. 27 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,417 And then there's, uh, Pinky and the Brain. 28 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,209 � P�� Pinky and the Brain? 29 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,762 You said you're bringing back Pinky and the Brain? 30 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,466 SPIELBERG: Mm�hmm. � Say it again. 31 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,966 � We're bringing back Pinky and the Brain. 32 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,887 � [gasp] Put your head between your knees. 33 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,475 ALL: Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! 34 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,265 � Where are they going? � Home. 35 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,270 Welcome to Animaniacs. 36 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,441 � Wake up! 37 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,611 theme song playing 38 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,610 � ♪ It's time for Animaniacs 39 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,447 ♪ And we're zany to the max ♪ 40 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,784 ♪ So just sit back and relax ♪ 41 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,374 ♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪ 42 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,369 ♪ We're Animaniacs! 43 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:05,084 � ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪ � ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪ 44 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,133 ♪ Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot ♪ 45 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,758 ♪ They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught ♪ 46 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:13,716 ♪ But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ♪ 47 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,717 ♪ We're Animaniacs ! ♪ 48 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,181 ♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪ 49 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,681 ♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪ 50 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,392 ♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪ 51 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,312 ♪ We're Animaniacs! 52 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:28,070 ♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe ♪ 53 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,815 ♪ A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research ♪ 54 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,567 ♪ Gender balance, pronoun neutral ♪ 55 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,949 ♪ And ethnically diverse ♪ 56 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,816 ♪ The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first ♪ 57 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,283 ♪ We're Animaniacs! 58 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,413 ♪ You should see our new contracts ♪ 59 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:45,422 ♪ We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks ♪ 60 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,375 ♪ We're animan�ey, totally insane�y ♪ 61 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,997 � ♪ Have no shame�y ♪ 62 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:53,513 ALL: Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪ 63 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,636 ♪ 64 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,016 ♪ 65 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:06,849 [whoosh] 66 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:13,242 � Alright, guys. There's a lot of pressure on our first lines. 67 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,145 They gotta funny, they gotta be irreverent, and most of all, 68 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,244 they gotta be carefully crafted. 69 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,330 � But you just wasted yours on... 70 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:23,155 [imitating] "Alright, guys. There's a lot of pressure on our first lines." 71 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,371 � And you just wasted yours on... 72 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,332 [imitating] "But you just wasted yours on, 73 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,792 'Alright, guys. There's a lot of pressure on our first lines.'" 74 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,214 � To be�� YAKKO: Wait, don't! 75 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,592 Make sure it's good first. � Yeah. It's all on you, Dot. 76 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:37,432 [inhale] [squeak] 77 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,386 � Maybe something reminiscent of the first season? 78 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,846 � But modern to show that we're not your dad's Animaniacs. 79 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,347 � But, not so modern that you'll alienate the dads 80 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,439 because they're a key part of our demographic. 81 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,727 [inhale] Don't overthink it. 82 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,229 [growl, yell] 83 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:54,362 � 22 years later, and I'm still a knockout. 84 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,569 [heavenly music] [gasp] 85 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,570 [wind blowing] 86 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,986 [squeaking, popping] 87 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,293 ALL: Whoa! 88 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:08,667 � I can't believe it's been 22 years! 89 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,167 ♪ 90 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,419 [birds squawking] [glistening sound] 91 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,591 [laughing] 92 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,590 [shutter snap] 93 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,513 [gasp] 94 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,723 [smack] [Wilhelm scream] 95 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,221 [hitting] [yelling] 96 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,636 [bang] [scream] 97 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,103 [laughing] 98 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,479 [$6 Million Man sound effect] 99 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,359 Our home sweet home! 100 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:37,742 [thunk] 101 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:38,856 [grunt] 102 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,864 [banging] [straining] 103 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,621 ♪ 104 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,251 [clanging] 105 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,335 [woozy sound] � Oh, right! 106 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,335 It's a pull, not a push. 107 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,131 [faint] [creak] 108 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,970 It's just how I remember! 109 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,296 � Well... almost. 110 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,971 ♪ 111 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,640 [lasers humming] 112 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,268 � My sandwich! 113 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,175 triumphant music 114 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,943 [fly buzzing] 115 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,555 Just where I left it. 116 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,402 ♪ 117 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,530 [tiptoeing] 118 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,685 BOTH: Ooh! 119 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:19,901 [jet sound] 120 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:20,903 [flames crackling] 121 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,082 Ah! 122 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,541 [crunch, squish] 123 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:29,497 [both gasp] 124 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,035 [splat] 125 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,632 [both sigh] 126 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,336 22 years and five second rule! [chomp] 127 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,258 [chopping lasers] 128 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,377 [alarm blaring] 129 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:44,183 � Why did you trip the alarm after that elaborate laser dance? 130 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:47,058 � What lasers? That was my sandwich dance. 131 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,305 [gulp] 132 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,477 ALARM: Initiating Warners capture sequence. 133 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,685 � We're caught! � We're doomed! 134 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,766 � This is the shortest�lived reboot ever! 135 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,731 [screaming] 136 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,402 � What dummy thought that would work? 137 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,402 ♪ 138 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,989 ALL: Helllloooo Ralph! 139 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,542 [splat, plate shattering] 140 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,655 � Aww. 141 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,661 I've missed those beautiful yellow eyes. 142 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:14,707 � G�� � Uhb�bup�bup! 143 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,378 We're doing this thing where we don't waste our first lines. 144 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,337 � Make sure it's funny! 145 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:23,048 � And something that really captures the intricacies of your character, 146 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,430 for old and new fans alike. 147 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,426 � Duh... ALL: Perfect! 148 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,731 [Ralph grumbling, growling] 149 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,596 ♪ 150 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,765 � Gotcha! 151 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,072 [whirring] 152 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,435 � What is that thing? 153 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,611 � Why, it's a... uh... 154 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,900 um, clone! 155 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,163 No, uh, uh, phone. 156 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:48,155 Uh, no, a drone! That's it. It's a drone. 157 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:51,453 Hey! [straining] 158 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:54,583 That's it! You're taking me to the boss' office! 159 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,165 � Katie! 160 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,666 Is today a micro�dose day? 161 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:01,049 Ah, macro�dose. Right. 162 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,586 ♪ 163 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,259 [smash] [laugh] 164 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,258 � I got 'em, I got 'em! 165 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,974 � A female CEO? 166 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:12,101 Any interest in mentoring a young, future CEO? 167 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,809 � No. I'm a firm believer in pulling up the ladder behind me. 168 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:17,560 [smash] Ralph, what are these things!? 169 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,861 � Yeah, Ralphie. What are we? 170 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:21,727 � Answer the woman! 171 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,573 � Duh... 172 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,569 These are the Warner brothers. 173 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,071 [drone buzzing] 174 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,412 � And the�� CEO: Warner Sister. Yes, I know. 175 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,698 It's all right here. 176 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:31,906 [beep] 177 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,000 � What's that? 178 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,655 � Oh, that's right. 179 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,503 You're from the '90s. 180 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,538 This is a tablet. 181 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:42,002 It contains the sum of all human knowledge. 182 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:45,514 � All human knowledge in one easy to swallow tablet? 183 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:46,927 Don't mind if I do. 184 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,684 [splash, swallow] [glass shatters] 185 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,888 [belch] 186 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:54,309 � Hey! I'm the eating�stuff guy! 187 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,808 [zapping] [vocalizing] 188 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,889 ♪ 189 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,904 [beeping] 190 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:03,189 [jabbering] 191 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,414 [dizzy groaning] 192 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,331 � Quantum mechanics, 193 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:13,446 quinoa wraps, 194 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:14,582 Queen Bey! 195 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,578 We've missed so much... 196 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,584 But now... 197 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:22,542 I know everything! triumphant music 198 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,714 [birds cooing] 199 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,343 About the last 22 years. 200 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,970 � Tell us! Oh, tell us! 201 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:31,927 � Ugh. Please do this somewhere else. 202 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:33,759 � But then you'll miss the song! 203 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:34,684 [zip] [shatter] 204 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,483 ♪ 205 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,806 � You see... 206 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,940 ♪ Taxis are Ubers, the stars are YouTubers ♪ 207 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:43,018 ♪ Neil Tyson gave Pluto the axe ♪ 208 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,943 ♪ Cell phones got smarter, the oceans got hotter ♪ 209 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,942 ♪ The global economy collapsed ♪ 210 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,110 ♪ We get internet deals on our hyphenate meals ♪ 211 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,164 ♪ Like cage�free, vegan�paleo sausage ♪ 212 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,158 ♪ We don't leave our homes thanks to Amazon drones ♪ 213 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,250 ♪ They track what we do through our watches ♪ 214 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,116 ALL: ♪ What's going on? Will we be okay? ♪ 215 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,122 ♪ Has it all gone mad since we went away? ♪ 216 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,044 ♪ Oh, update us, please, and put as at ease ♪ 217 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,423 ♪ 'Cause we've run out of jokes ♪ 218 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,090 ♪ About the '90s! ♪ 219 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:10,300 sax solo 220 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,760 YAKKO: ♪ Al Gore lost bad 'cause of one hanging chad ♪ 221 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,601 ♪ Dubya hunted for WMDs ♪ 222 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,806 ♪ Obama brought hope, so Clinton thought, "Dope! ♪ 223 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:19,017 ♪ 2016 should be a real breeze" ♪ 224 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,887 � So, Hillary finally broke that glass ceiling? 225 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,444 � No, but it certainly does feel like it's raining shards of glass all around us. 226 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:26,317 ♪ The country's cut into two ♪ 227 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,566 ♪ The red and the blue, Facebook's a toxic waste dump ♪ 228 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,146 ♪ The Fox Friends are doting, the Russians are voting ♪ 229 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,704 ♪ And now there's a President Trump... ♪ 230 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,029 At least, we think there's still a President Trump. 231 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,454 You see, the writers are writing this in 2018. 232 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,373 � How is that possible? The people rely on Animaniacs 233 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,423 for outrageous and relevant content. 234 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,087 � Well, how can we finish catching up 235 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,705 when we don't know what happened in the last two years? 236 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:50,223 � I don't know, wild guesses? � Sounds good to me! 237 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,375 YAKKO: ♪ We have chips in our brains, we no longer feel pain ♪ 238 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,094 ♪ There are worsening climate disasters ♪ 239 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,314 ♪ Now we live underground, and we can't make a sound ♪ 240 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,055 ♪ Lest we anger our polar bear masters ♪ 241 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,556 WAKKO: They've come south for revenge! 242 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:01,638 DOT: ♪ We breed birds without arms on our factory farms ♪ 243 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,443 ♪ And we live in aluminum bunkers ♪ 244 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,397 ♪ We sent humans to Mars, all the food comes in bars ♪ 245 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,567 ♪ And the top�rated show is called Clunkers! 246 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,816 � It's about a talking police car! 247 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,278 � Who's also a time machine! 248 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,988 � Wow! Here comes the star, Clunko! 249 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,159 � I travel through time, solving crime! [truck horn] 250 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:18,489 [smash] [laughter] 251 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,333 ALL: ♪ That's what's going on in the world today ♪ 252 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,960 ♪ It's as crazy now as when we went away ♪ 253 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,798 ♪ Our ratings depend on knowing the trends... ♪ 254 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,971 ♪ We're all caught up ♪ 255 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,346 ♪ That's how this song ends! ♪ 256 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,349 [thunder clapping] 257 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,561 ♪ Pinky and the Brain theme song playing 258 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,312 � Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight? 259 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:50,570 BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. 260 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,607 Try to take over the world! 261 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,361 [thunder clap] 262 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,453 ♪ 263 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,448 � ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪ 264 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,580 ♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪ 265 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,407 ♪ One is a genius ♪ 266 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,462 ♪ The other's insane ♪ 267 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,416 ♪ They're laboratory mice ♪ 268 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,416 ♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪ 269 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,088 ♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain ♪ 270 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,168 ♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪ 271 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,683 ♪ 272 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:16,474 [slam] 273 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,346 ♪ 274 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,559 ♪ 275 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,771 [typing] [TV static] 276 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,481 [studio audience laughter] 277 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,031 [laughing] 278 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:36,197 � I'm your host, Fred Bagel, but my friends call me Freddie, 279 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,026 and my ex�wife doesn't call me at all. [laughter] 280 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,451 Now, for the week's best clips. 281 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:43,196 [bite, gulp, crystallizing] [audience gasps] 282 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,923 [whining, laughter] Oh, brother. Hot dog with brain freeze. 283 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,415 [laughing] 284 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,918 ♪ 285 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:55,167 � Pinky, I'd be worried this drivel is turning your mind soft, 286 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:58,684 but you can't mash what is already mush. � Narf! 287 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,007 � Precisely. Turn that off! 288 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,603 � Oh, just one more minute, Brain, please? 289 00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:06,729 America's Stupidest Pets is my favorite show! 290 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,687 [door bell] 291 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,687 [whip] 292 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,438 [audience gasps] 293 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:13,981 [audience laughter] 294 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,244 [laughing] 295 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,776 ♪ 296 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,409 [audience laughter] 297 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,620 � What is so funny? 298 00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,867 � [laughing] These silly animals! 299 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,449 I can't get enough! 300 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,624 [sigh] I wish I could carry the television around with me 301 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,333 so I could watch it all the time. [laughing] 302 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,004 [audience laughter] 303 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,552 [Pinky laughing] � That's it! 304 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,506 Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? 305 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,507 � I think so, Brain, 306 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,258 but if I clone myself, 307 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,969 how will I know which one to shoot when I turn evil? 308 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,141 � No, Pinky. 309 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,139 It's all so clear to me now! To take over the world, 310 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,652 we must give the people what they truly want! 311 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,515 � Okay, Brain. I'll do it, 312 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:54,442 but only if it's tasteful and makes sense for my character. 313 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,441 � Silence, Pinky! My work begins! 314 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,454 ♪ 315 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,370 AUTOMATED VOICE: If you'd like to make a call... 316 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:07,037 [phone ringing, dial�up sound, beep] 317 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,543 � At last, Pinky, 318 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,552 my humble invention has finally come to fruition! 319 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:17,665 Behold! The age... of the internet! 320 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,343 [apps beeping] PINKY: That's nice, Brain. 321 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:23,141 I've spent the last 22 years undergoing rigorous psychotherapy, 322 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,806 and realized that our codependent relationship 323 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,386 isn't based on a shared desire to conquer the world, 324 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:32,232 but rather my enabling of your systematic emotional and physical abuse. 325 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,194 � Quiet, you nincompoop! 326 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,151 � Righto! [laugh] I deserve that! 327 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,821 � The internet is the most powerful 328 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,360 information sharing tool ever devised! 329 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,034 And do you know what most humans use it for? 330 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,583 � I do, but I don't think I can say it. 331 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,408 � Surprisingly no, Pinky. Watch closely. 332 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:54,174 [quacking] You see, humans are obsessed with cute, silly animals. 333 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,038 They can't look away. 334 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,754 [woman screaming] 335 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,134 Once they upload these adorable videos to the internet... 336 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,552 [beeping] 337 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,760 people around the world marvel at them. 338 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,050 ♪ 339 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,053 [laughing] 340 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,517 [laughing] 341 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,433 [laughing] 342 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,771 [laughing] 343 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,149 [launching] With their undivided attention, 344 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,728 they are the perfect unsuspecting pawns 345 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,194 for my master plan. 346 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:22,784 I will become the internet's cutest 347 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,779 and silliest animal! 348 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:28,994 Once I have the gaze of the world upon my endearing photograph, 349 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:32,004 I will activate this polarized subliminal filter, 350 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,707 and everyone will be under my control! 351 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,208 hypnotic music 352 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,378 � [robotic]: I'll do anything you tell me, Brain. 353 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,890 � Genius, is it not? 354 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,305 And all by manipulating the alpha waves of the human brain. 355 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,135 � There's a human you!? 356 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,810 [grunt, groan] 357 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,308 ♪ 358 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,021 BRAIN: Prepare yourself, Pinky. 359 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,901 Your heart is about to be warmed. 360 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,281 [rattling] 361 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,985 � Aw, it's baby Brain! 362 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,237 � Are you ready? 363 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,869 � Ready! And... action! 364 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,954 � Laugh now, for I am an adult mouse 365 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,333 costumed as a baby. � And cut! 366 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,173 BRAIN: John�Jacob, Jingleheimer, Schmidt�� 367 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,588 Ah. Mind Control. 368 00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,174 [scrolling, beep] 369 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,302 ♪ 370 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,178 And now, we just sit back and relax 371 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,216 as the adoration pours in. 372 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,350 � Can do! [smack] 373 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,427 ♪ 374 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,443 [whirring] 375 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,436 [pop] 376 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,648 happy sting 377 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:42,994 disappointed sting 378 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,743 [audience laughter] 379 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,069 � Hey, I'm Seth Meyers, 380 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,664 and the reason this face is allowed on TV is 381 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,410 no one's watching anyway! [laughter] 382 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:57,793 And speaking of things that people pretend to watch but don't, 383 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,001 opera. 384 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:03,051 Please welcome the latest internet sensation, Opera Cat! 385 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,126 [cheering] 386 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:07,131 [sings opera] 387 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,314 [applause] 388 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,806 [laugh] 389 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,227 With a blonde wig like that, 390 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,435 you could be President. [rimshot] 391 00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:20,056 You'll get it. I'll wait. 392 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,363 [silence] 393 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,148 [laughing] 394 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,701 � What does this animal have that I don't? 395 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,155 This mind control filter is never going to work 396 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,736 if nobody sees it! [grunt] 397 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,491 Whoa! Pinky! 398 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,242 Do something! 399 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,214 Andes! Alps! Adirondacks! No! 400 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,116 Not the Himalayas! Ah! [smack] 401 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,634 [screaming] 402 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:44,456 [post sound] Another plan foiled. 403 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,303 [sigh] Come, Pinky. 404 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:49,088 We must prepare for tomo�� � No, Brain, look! 405 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,802 � Not the Himalayas! Not the Himalayas! 406 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,767 Pinky! What have you done? 407 00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,095 [popping] 408 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,020 � Brain, I think it's working! 409 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,519 [ding, whirring] 410 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,231 � [robotic]: Can we bring this up? 411 00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:04,941 [smacking] � Not the Himalayas! Not the Himalayas! 412 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:08,152 � I want that mouse on my show, 413 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:11,033 before one of the Jimmy's gets him. 414 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:11,871 [screech] 415 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,283 ALL [robotic]: L�O�L. 416 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,454 � L�O�L. 417 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:19,253 � Must obey. What Brain say. 418 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,499 Must obey... 419 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,341 � Egad, Brain! 420 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,796 � We've done it! We've really done it! 421 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:29,507 ♪ 422 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:32,508 � Still to come, celebrity trainers share their secrets 423 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,971 on getting back to your birth weight for summer. 424 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,932 But first, the Brain! 425 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,062 � The internet sensation has conquered our hearts, 426 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,901 and, seemingly, the world! 427 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,436 FEMALE CO�HOST: This comes just days after the US government 428 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,990 agreed to add his lovable face to Mount Rushmore. 429 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,526 [crowd cheering] All hail the Brain! 430 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:53,619 � Yes! Praise him. BRAIN: Incredible, Pinky. 431 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,865 After 20 years of careful planning, 432 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,288 I've finally taken over the world! 433 00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,787 Now, behold. 434 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,748 The coup de grace of my coup d'etat. 435 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,303 � Crab paté on your crudité? [laugh] 436 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,255 � No, Pinky. 437 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,665 The act that will forever cement my status 438 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,474 as popular internet meme slash dictator 439 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,258 for life! I am going to�� 440 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,892 � Uh, hi, excuse me. You're Himalayas Mouse, right? 441 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,270 � Of course. It is I, the Brain. 442 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,187 � Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah, I remember that meme. Classic. 443 00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,147 Listen, Mr. Meyers appreciates you coming by, 444 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,398 but unfortunately, we've had to bump you. 445 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,150 � Bump me? For who? 446 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,282 � Oh, okay, so his name is Business Pig. You know, 447 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,580 the pig who made the New York Swines' Top Boars Under Four. 448 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,075 I'm sorry. Do you even read the New York Swines? 449 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,079 [click] 450 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,079 [squealing] [buzzer] 451 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,421 [audience laughing] 452 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,498 � Hey, I know that pig! 453 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,764 I just shared a video of him this morning! 454 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,086 � Pinky, you puerile pustule, 455 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,722 you used my mind control filter! 456 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,060 [whirring] � I like the swirls. 457 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,596 I think it's fun! 458 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:03,689 � [robotic]: Business Pig. Business Pig. 459 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,305 Business Pig. 460 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:06,614 PINKY: Whoa! 461 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,233 Brain? [Brain yelling] 462 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,573 [smack] [notification sound] 463 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,947 Oh! That's a great photo! So lifelike! 464 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,196 � Ring ring. [click] 465 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,868 � Hello, Brain's phone. 466 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,736 � May I speak with the imbecile who ruined my plan? 467 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,124 � That's me! 468 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,250 [Pinky grunts] 469 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:28,211 � Come, Pinky! Let us prepare for tomorrow night. 470 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,960 � What are we going to do tomorrow night? 471 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,592 � The same thing we do every night, Pinky. 472 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,799 Try to take over the world! 473 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,430 � ♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain ♪ 474 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,637 ♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪ 475 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,227 ♪ 476 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,363 ♪ 477 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,028 [whirring] 478 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,436 [cooler bubbling] 479 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,488 [whirring] 480 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,712 � Whoa! Star Trek is back? 481 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,377 � Uh, yeah! 482 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,745 � It's one of them reboots. 483 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:15,010 � It's a cost�effective way to reintroduce IP 484 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,877 to a whole new generation. 485 00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,144 � Or the "next generation," 486 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:22,006 if I "make it so." 487 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:24,734 � [laugh] Set phasers to killing it! 488 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:30,521 � Looks like they're rebooting lots of shows. 489 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,612 [gasp] Charmed came back! 490 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,738 WAKKO: And the X�Files! 491 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,485 YAKKO: Hey! Even Full House! 492 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,737 � They just bring back old shows now? 493 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,910 � I bet I could sing a bitingly satirical song about it. 494 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:46,250 � Didn't we just do that right before Pinky and the Brain? 495 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,616 � Uh uh uh! 496 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,633 We're also part of the age of reboots, sis. 497 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,875 We gotta do it again. [squeaking] 498 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:52,747 [scream] 499 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:53,843 [wind blowing] 500 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,217 � ♪ They ran out of ideas ♪ 501 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,715 ♪ For fresh new shows ♪ 502 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,717 ♪ So Hollywood did ♪ 503 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,639 ♪ The only thing it knows ♪ 504 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:06,679 Murphy Brown, Melrose Place 505 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,813 Gilmore Girls, Lost In Space 506 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,401 That's So Raven's what they're cravin' ♪ 507 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,607 � ♪ I know that's a show worth savin'! ♪ 508 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:16,938 � ♪ I vote X�Files for a comeback ♪ 509 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,614 � ♪ Duchovny's still a real snack ♪ 510 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,492 � ♪ Would the Golden Girls be darker ♪ 511 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:25,450 ALL: ♪ If we resurrect Bea Arthur? ♪ 512 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,662 ♪ 513 00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:30,043 ♪ Reboot it, renew it ♪ 514 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,750 ♪ Reshoot it, redo it, and reuse it ♪ 515 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,301 ♪ Retool it, abuse it, just do it ♪ 516 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,545 ♪ If you wanna make some easy cash ♪ 517 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,048 ♪ Just recycle and rehash ♪ 518 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,929 � ♪ Repeat it, reinstate it ♪ 519 00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,426 ♪ Reheat it, recreate it, 520 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,217 ♪ There's no need to feel frustrated ♪ 521 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,011 ♪ Simply just regurgitate it ♪ 522 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,314 ALL: ♪ For a guaranteed ratings smash ♪ 523 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,188 ♪ Dig it up out of the trash ♪ 524 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,055 ♪ Come on, just reboot it! ♪ 525 00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,192 ♪ 526 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,898 � ♪ Will and Grace and Dynasty 527 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,898 Sweet 16 on MTV ♪ 528 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,610 � ♪ Blue's Clues, Twin Peaks , and Fargo 529 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,200 ♪ Go Catch Carmen San Di�ago 530 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,605 � ♪ Just relax and take the flak ♪ 531 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,573 ♪ If people want it, bring it back! ♪ 532 00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:05,744 Looney Tunes, Queer Eye, and DuckTales 533 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,332 ♪ Just reboot it 'cause it sells! ♪ 534 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,367 � ♪ Take something foreign, then translate it ♪ 535 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,161 ♪ Shamelessly appropriate it ♪ 536 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,884 ♪ Even if the old fans hate it ♪ 537 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,585 ALL: ♪ Get the script rights cleared! ♪ 538 00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:16,545 � ♪ You've done sequels, try for prequels ♪ 539 00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,915 � ♪ Think of all the streams that equals utilizing these techniques will ♪ 540 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,093 BOTH: ♪ Make your shows revered ♪ 541 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:25,102 ♪ Shows revered! ♪ 542 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,966 ALL: ♪ Reboot it, renew it ♪ 543 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,183 ♪ Reshoot it, redo it, and reuse it ♪ 544 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,904 ♪ Retool it, abuse it, just do it! ♪ 545 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:36,355 ♪ If you wanna make some easy cash, just recycle and rehash ♪ 546 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,146 ♪ Repeat it, reinstate it ♪ 547 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,780 ♪ Reheat it, recreate it! ♪ 548 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:43,316 ♪ There's no need to feel frustrated, simply just regurgitate it ♪ 549 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:45,572 ♪ For a guaranteed ratings smash ♪ 550 00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,284 ♪ Dig it up out of the trash ♪ 551 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,794 ♪ Come on, just reboot it! ♪ 552 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,923 ♪ 553 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,010 � Hello. I'm Yakko Warner, 554 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:03,045 and all joking aside, reboots are symptomatic 555 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:06,220 of a fundamental lack of originality in Hollywood. 556 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,930 A creativity crisis fueled by 557 00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:12,431 terrified executives clinging to the past like... 558 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,854 rats to the debris of a sinking ship. 559 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,813 � Yeah. Have you no shame? 560 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:21,494 HULU EXECUTIVE: Here's your check for the Animaniacs reboot, you sellouts! 561 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,199 [smash] 562 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:26,446 � Yeah, but when we sellout, 563 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,448 we know we're selling out, so it's cool. 564 00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:33,504 ♪ 42037

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