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Previously onYoung Sheldon...So, he's really good
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to graduate?He sure is.
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Do you think I can make it
from one end
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of the college campusto the other
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in under ten minutes,
including a bathroom break?
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How important
is the bathroom break?
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Very. The class schedules
are designed
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for fully grown bladders,
and mine is child-sized.
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One other bit of business.
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Since you're graduatingtop of the class,
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that makes you
our valedictorian.
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I'm so proud of you, baby.
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You seem surprised.
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Well, it's quite
an accomplishment.
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In this school?
I don't think so.
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We're really gonna miss you.
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ADULT SHELDON:
I've always enjoyed
math word problems.
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Try wrapping your noggin
around this one.
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A brilliant young boy
named Sheldon
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is about to start college.
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He needs to get
from his linear algebra class
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to his physics class,
which is 822 meters away.
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If his stride is 23 inches long and he only has
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ten minutes, how many steps would he have to take per minute
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to make it on time?
It's a doozy, isn't it?
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Don't worry.
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I'll show my work.
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First, we must determine the maximum velocity achievable
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without breaking a sweat.
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Sweating is for jocks
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and those who are worried
the jig is up.
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♪
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BILLY:
Hi, Sheldon.
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Not now, Billy. I'm in the
middle of a math problem.
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Okay.
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[chicken clucking]
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Darn it.
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MEEMAW:
What are you looking for?
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Chest hairs.
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Is there any chance
I'll hit puberty
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in the next few weeks?
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Oh, God, I hope not. Why?
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The campus is so big,
I'll never make it
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from one class to another
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without a solid dose
of testosterone.
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Maybe they'll let youleave early so you'll have time.
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But the end of the class is when
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I point out
the teacher's mistakes.
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Everybody loves that.
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I'd say run across campus,
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but I know how you feel
about sweating.
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It's the urine of the skin.
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Why not ride your bike?
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I considered that,
but I can't let my colleagues
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see me with training wheels.
They'll think I'm a child.
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Can't have that.Mm-mm.
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See any fuzz growing?
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Let me look.
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Hey.[laughing]
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[laughs]No, Meemaw! Bad Meemaw.
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What do you want?
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I was hoping you could help me
build up my leg muscles
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to increase my speed.
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If you don't want people
chasing you, be less annoying.
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It's so I can get
to my classes on time.
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Sheldon, you know
you ain't gonna work out.
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I will. This is important.
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Fine.
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Here. Hold these.
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Now, keep your back straight
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and bend your knees like this.
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Dad, you're a football coach.
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Do you use human growth hormone
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to enhance the performance
of your players?
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We lost our last game
63 to nine. What do you think?
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I think you should
look into human growth hormone.
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And if you do,
send some this kid's way.
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ADULT SHELDON: With no access
to controlled substances,
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I was left with only one option.
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Missy, will you
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teach me to ride a bike
tomorrow?
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Why not Mom?Working.
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Meemaw?Old.
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Dad?Fat.
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Okay.
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I'm such a good person.
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All right. You're gonna pedal.
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I'm gonna run behind
and hold you up.
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I'm nervous.
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Just pedal. You'll be fine.
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Ready?
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Not really.Go.
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SHELDON:
I'm doing it.
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Okay, I'm gonna let go.Don't let go.
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I'm letting go.Don't let go.
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I already let go.You let go?
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I let go.
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I'm doing it.
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You're doing it!I'm doing it!
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[chicken clucking]
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Dad, Sheldon got hurt.How?
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A chicken chased him
into a mailbox.
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Course it did.
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If I knew you could run, I
would've let you teach him.
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[chicken clucking]What happened?
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Belinda got off her leash.
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You okay?
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My arm really hurts. I want Mom.
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You got me.
Now, let me take a look.
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Don't touch it.I'm not gonna hurt you.
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I'm sorry, but you are too big
to be delicate.
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I'm delicate.
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Just want to see
if you can bend it.
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I can't. It hurts too much.
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I'm gonna take him
to the emergency room.
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Come on. [grunts]
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You gonna be okay?Yeah.
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Have fun!
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This is bad.
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You're gonna be just fine.
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This is the arm
I write with.
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This is the arm I eat with.
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This is the arm
I do the Vulcan salute with.
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Ow.
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It's not too swollen.That's a good sign.
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You're not a doctor.
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But I see this onthe football field all the time.
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Football players
are meant to be hurt.
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I'm meant to be cherished.
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Okay. Looks like
you fractured your ulna.
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Oh, no.
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Two weeks in a cast,
you'll be good as new.
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A cast? Don't those get sweaty?Mm-hmm.
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They can.And itchy?
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A little.Can it get wet?
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Not supposed to.
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Then how am I supposed
to take a shower?
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Well, some people wrap it
in a garbage bag.
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That's where garbage goes.
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Did you get a discount doctor
because we're poor?
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Shelly, you okay?I fractured
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my ulna.He's fine.
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I told you you didn't need
to come down here.
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My baby is
in the emergency room.
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Yeah, with his father.
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Who let him get hurt.
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Me? I wasn't even there.
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If anything,
it was Missy's fault.
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And Belinda Sparks.
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Who?A chicken.
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What does a chicken
have to do with this?
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You know what,
I'm gonna let the nurse come in
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and put the cast on.
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Don't worry, baby. You're
gonna be just fine.
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Thanks, Mom.That's what I been saying
the whole time.
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But she cherishes me.
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That's so cool.
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Can I sign it?
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Why?
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'Cause that's what kids do.
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Why would I care what kids do?
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So when it's over,you can have a cool reminder?
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I don't want a reminder.
This is traumatic.
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I might need counseling.
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Come on, don't be lame.Let me sign it.
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You're just gonna
write something mean.
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You don't commit a crime
and sign your own name.
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Learned that onethe hard way.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh.
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Hey, Brenda.
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Hey. I just wanted to check in
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and see how Sheldon's doing.
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He'll be fine.
It's just a little fracture.
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Oh. Poor kid.
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Please know we feel terrible.
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Eh, accidents happen.
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Hey, speaking of accidents,
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which this clearly was,
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insurance covers
everything, right?
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If you're worried about me
sending you a bill, don't be.
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Wasn't worried.
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I just wanted to bring you
some food as a peace offering
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and promise
it will never happen again.
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Well, thanks.
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Ooh, fried chicken.
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Never again.
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"I hope your armgets better soon.
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XO, Missy." See?
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Nothing mean.Thank you.
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ADULT SHELDON:
My sister could have
a big heart.
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If only that were true
of her brain.
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That's the wrong "your."
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What are you talking about?
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It's supposed to be Y-O-U-R.
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What you wrote means, "I
hope you are arm gets better."
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Oh.
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You defaced my body
with a grammatical error.
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I guess that's yourproblem.
Y-O-U-R.
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Left-handed knocking. Wild.
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Georgie?GEORGE JR.:
What?
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You're left-handed.Now that I've joined your ranks,
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I was wondering if you could
tell me what to expect.
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I don't know.
To me, it's just normal.
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But the vast majority of people
are right-handed.
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There must be some challenges.
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It's hard to cut stuff
with scissors.
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Mom handles
most of my cutting needs.
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Uh, when you shake hands,
it's the wrong hand.
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I don't shake hands.
It's disgusting.
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Oh! When driving,
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the gear shifter's
on the right side.
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And I'm not old enough to drive.
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Being a lefty
doesn't seem so bad.
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I don't know why
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you complain so much.
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Don't worry, baby.
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I cut everything into
bite-size pieces for you.
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Maybe you could chew it upand spit it in his mouth.
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Please?Let's just say grace.
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Will you two help him
with his mittens?
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Maybe he doesn't wear them.
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Then I'm not holding hands.
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We ain't gotto hold hands? Sweet.
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I like when we hold hands.We are holding hands.
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Let's go. Mittens.
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Fine.Fine.
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Gently. Gently.
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I'm doing it gently.
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Well, your tone
suggests otherwise.
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Just give me your hand.
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Gently.
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[sighs]
There.
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Bless us, Lord, for the foodwe are about to receive,
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and bless the handsthat prepared it.
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And bless Sheldon's arm
to heal strong and quick.
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Strongly and quickly.
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Amen.
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ALL:
Amen.
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I've never operated a fork
with my left hand before.
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I hope this goes well.
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When my buddy Mikey got the castoff his leg,
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you would not believehow skinny and smelly it was.
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Like beef jerky with toes.
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Can we please just eat?
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Chicken's good.
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Mrs. Sparks made it.
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Huh?
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My first
bathroom attempt.
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Let's hope
this goes well.
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Let me know if you need help.
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I think I'll be okay.
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It's just number one.
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I'm here if you need me.
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Mom, I can't get
my zipper down!
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I'm coming.
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ADULT SHELDON:
I am not saying
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my mother and I had
a codependent relationship.
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Mom, I can't get
my zipper up!
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I'm on my way!
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ADULT SHELDON:
But she did have a tendency
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to baby me, and boy howdy,
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was I okay with that.
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♪ Well, I don't know
if all that's true... ♪
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How's this?It's like I'm doing it myself.
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♪ And, baby, I got you
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Mm.
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♪ Babe...
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SHELDON:
Mm-mm.
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Ooh, you got it.
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MARY: Yup, chicken.♪ I got you, babe...
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I don't haveto tell you to be gentle.
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No, you don't.
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[shower running]
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Washcloth?Washcloth.
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Soap?
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Soap.
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Shampoo?
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Shampoo.
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SHELDON:
Baby shampoo?
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Does E equal MC squared?
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Love you.
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♪ I got you to understand...
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"The quantum properties
of matter are to be associated
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"with incompletely
defined potentialities,
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which can be more
definitely realized..."
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♪ I got you, babe.
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All right,
you're gonna pedal.
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I'm gonna run behind
and hold you up.
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I'm nervous.
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Just pedal. You'll be fine.
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MARY'S VOICE:
You're gonna get hurt!
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What?
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Put us back on!
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Mom?
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You need us.
We'll keep you safe!
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00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,304
This is weird.
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We're a team.
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You and I belong together.
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00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,919
No. I have to grow up
and go to college.
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Forever!
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Getting weirder.
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Forever...
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and ever!
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MARY'S VOICE:
Forever and ever and ever.
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"That is, if we try to
picture the position..."No.
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Mom's my training wheels.
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I can't have training wheels.
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Mom's my training wheels.Lot of noise over there.
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[TV playing indistinctly]
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00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,253
Everything okay?
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I'm not sure.
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What's going on?
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Ugh. He was muttering
in his sleep that
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I am his training wheels.
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00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,915
What on earth does that mean?
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00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,612
Well, let's think about it.
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00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,266
Training wheels arefor little kids.
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00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,312
Maybe he doesn't wantto be a little kid anymore.
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00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,488
What does that have
to do with me?
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[laughs]
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You have made it your life'smission to hold him up.
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00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,930
What are you saying here?
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That I am wrong to love
and protect my son?
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That he doesn't need his
mother to keep an eye on him?
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I'm not saying that. I...
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I would never say that.
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00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,028
All right then.
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00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,075
I'm not an idiot.
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MARY:
Did you have
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a tough time when your kidsstarted being independent?
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00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:58,995
I'll let you know.
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00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,780
What does that mean?
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00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,869
Means one of 'em is still
sitting in my kitchen
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00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,566
whining about something.
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00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:08,265
Could you be supportivefor once?
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00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,704
Yes, watching your kids
grow up is hard.
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00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,489
So how do you handle it?
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00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,231
I find a little bourbon
in my coffee does the trick.
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00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,450
And we're backto being not helpful.
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00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,106
Look, you haven't even gotten
to the worst part of it yet.
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00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,499
They're gonna leave home.
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00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,328
They're gonna move
to another city.Oh, Lord.
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00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,633
They're gonna tell you
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their loser boyfriend
has knocked them up.
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00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:34,726
Just to be clear,
that would be you.Sorry.
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00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:37,860
Turned my hair
gray overnight.I said sorry.
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00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,080
Clearly, you're notin the mood to help.
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00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:43,735
Listen, it's hard
being a parent,
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00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:48,218
but if you do it right,
they don't need you anymore.
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00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,133
Well, I don't like that.
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00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,702
I get it, but I justdon't like it.
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00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:57,793
Well, I'd point out, you'll
always have your husband,
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but you want me to be "helpful."
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00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,976
Johannes Diderik van der Waals.
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00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,936
Nils Gustaf Dalén.
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00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,938
Heike Kamerlingh Onnes.
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00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,504
What are you going?
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00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,290
Listing Nobel Prize winners
in physics.
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00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,639
Why?
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00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,771
To keep me from cracking
this cast like a coconut
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00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,904
and scratching my skin off.
368
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,645
I need Mom
to sing "Soft Kitty."
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00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,299
Don't do it.
370
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,648
Why?
371
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,171
You're being a baby again.
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00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,390
But I'm injured.
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00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,740
Big deal. You broke your arm.
374
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,916
Look at Stephen
Hawking over there.
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00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,962
He's in a wheelchair.
376
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,747
You don't hear him whining
about it with his robot voice.
377
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,491
So you're saying
he and I are brilliant minds
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00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:47,016
who have both suffered
great physical adversity.
379
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,975
That's not even close
to what I'm saying.
380
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,411
Well, that's what I heard.
381
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,978
And if Hawking
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00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,457
doesn't let it stop him,
383
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,720
then I can't
let this cast stop me.
384
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,157
Great. Go back to sleep.
385
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,421
I will, and I'll do it
all by myself.
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00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,169
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty
387
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:13,216
Oh, my God.♪ Little ball of fur
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00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:16,437
♪ Happy kitty,
sleepy kitty, purr ♪
389
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,961
♪ Purr, purr.
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00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,884
I did it.
391
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,190
Missy, I did it!
392
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,888
[groans]
What?
393
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,890
I slept through the night.
394
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,065
What time is it?
395
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,980
6:14.
396
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,852
This is why people hate you.
397
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:44,204
ADULT SHELDON:
My sister's crankiness
did not dampen my enthusiasm.
398
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,989
A chicken may have
fractured my arm,
399
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,470
but nothing could break
my can-do spirit.
400
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,342
All in the bowl, none on me.
401
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,170
I call that
a successful urination.
402
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,259
Great.
Go teach your brother.
403
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,479
♪ There's no stopping me...
404
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:02,570
I will not be denied my jelly.[lid pops]
405
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:03,832
Yes!
406
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:07,183
Watch out, peanut butter.
You're next.
407
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,532
Who would like to tell us
408
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,665
how God touched their lives
this week?
409
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,232
Sheldon.
410
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,408
He didn't,
because He doesn't exist.
411
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,931
Then why raise your hand?
412
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,715
Not just any hand.
My left hand.
413
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,196
Because I'm able
to overcome any obstacle.
414
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,981
And maybe
God helped you do that.
415
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,591
Actually,
it was Stephen Hawking,
416
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,419
and he's better
because he exists.
417
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,987
Yes, 'cause God made him.Anybody else?
418
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,728
Billy.Is this gonna be on the test?
419
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:31,773
Oh, boy.
420
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,166
ADULT SHELDON:
I took a moment
421
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:36,082
to reflect on my journey
of the last two weeks.
422
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:41,565
Such emotional growth was worthy of a majestic bubble beard.
423
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,306
♪ Don't stop me,have a good time, good time... ♪
424
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:46,788
ADULT SHELDON:
Perhaps my sister was right.
425
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:50,139
This was a time
I'd want to remember.
426
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,315
Dad, will you sign my cast?
427
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,404
Sure.
428
00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,845
And if you have any grammar
questions, please ask first.
429
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,804
[sighs]
430
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,549
"Have a great summer. Georgie."
431
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,421
Normally I'd write,"Have a bitchin' summer,"
432
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,901
but I figuredyou wouldn't like that.
433
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,076
I wouldn't.
434
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,904
ADULT SHELDON:
My meemaw wrote...
435
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,906
"To my brave Moon Pie.
436
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:22,084
You handled this
like a true Texan."
437
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,303
[laughs]
438
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,826
ADULT SHELDON:
My mom wrote...
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00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,785
MARY:
"Shelly, you'll always
be my baby,
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00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:31,485
"but I'm so proud of the young man you've become.
441
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,661
Love, Mom."
442
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,490
ADULT SHELDON:
And Billy wrote...
443
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,057
BILLY:
"Billy."
444
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,065
ADULT SHELDON: The next day,
I got my cast off.
445
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,285
In a world where I valued
symmetry, I was relieved
446
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:54,856
to see that both my arms were as pale and skinny as ever.
447
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:58,381
But this Texan had unfinished
business to tend to.
448
00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,861
Want me to get
you started?
449
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,211
No, I can do it.
450
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,565
ADULT SHELDON:
And I did do it.
451
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:12,134
I rode my bike without
training wheels like an adult.
452
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,483
It would take more
than a chicken
453
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,790
or the threat of a fractured bone to scare me.
454
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,532
It would take a brown beast
named Scraps.
455
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,969
[barking]Aah!
456
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,579
Mommy?!
457
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,929
ADULT SHELDON:
I rode my bike 11 miles
that day.
458
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,409
Mommy!
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00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,894
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