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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,835 --> 00:01:13,835 Psagmeno.com Subtitles / Screenshots / Trailers 2 00:01:14,035 --> 00:01:15,859 I've always wondered if you hit a mime, 3 00:01:16,059 --> 00:01:17,115 does he make a sound? 4 00:01:25,743 --> 00:01:27,453 Well, now you know. 5 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:38,620 I lost my teeth. 6 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,330 What is he saying? 7 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:42,735 I don't know, something about "teesh"? 8 00:01:44,285 --> 00:01:45,905 Oh, he lost his teeth. 9 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:47,990 Terry. 10 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:52,160 Hey! You sons of bitches ain't going anywhere! 11 00:01:52,243 --> 00:01:55,123 I saw the whole damn thing. I'm calling the police. 12 00:01:56,118 --> 00:01:57,368 We are the police. 13 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:55,814 "All oppression creates a state of war." 14 00:02:56,014 --> 00:02:56,990 Simone de Beauvoir. 15 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:59,076 No, it's Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, the father of anarchism. 16 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,490 It's not Simone de Beauvoir, the feminist existentialist. 17 00:03:01,576 --> 00:03:03,486 - I bet you 50 bucks. - I'll take that bet. 18 00:03:05,076 --> 00:03:07,236 - Hey, Uncle Terry. - How's it hanging, César? 19 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:17,616 Little early in the day, Terry. 20 00:03:17,701 --> 00:03:19,831 - It's midnight in Tokyo. - Mmm. 21 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,410 - Hey, Uncle Terry. - Hey, Lil' Bob. 22 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:24,740 Where's my Xbox? 23 00:03:24,951 --> 00:03:26,580 How the fuck should I know? 24 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:28,490 Oh, you know what? It's up my ass. Do you wanna go see it? 25 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,076 It's in the den. 26 00:03:30,868 --> 00:03:32,448 I hit your car, Bob. 27 00:03:32,868 --> 00:03:34,698 - Again? - Yeah. 28 00:03:34,785 --> 00:03:36,155 Is it bad? 29 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:38,865 We should take my car. 30 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:41,538 You had a nice swim, honey? 31 00:03:41,618 --> 00:03:42,698 My eyes hurt. 32 00:03:42,785 --> 00:03:45,905 I told you, Bob. You put too much chlorine in that pool. 33 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,243 No, no, no. I followed those instructions to a T. 34 00:03:48,326 --> 00:03:49,366 He's been up to something. 35 00:03:49,451 --> 00:03:50,871 - No, I haven't. - "No, I haven't." 36 00:03:50,951 --> 00:03:53,621 All little innocent Little Lord fucking Fauntleroy over here. 37 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,871 - Stop it. - I've been itching all weekend. 38 00:03:55,951 --> 00:03:57,041 I'm trying to digest over here. 39 00:03:57,410 --> 00:03:58,490 When was the last time you had sex? 40 00:03:59,743 --> 00:04:00,830 Thursday. 41 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:02,370 And when did you start itching? 42 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,491 Saturday, in late afternoon, early evening. 43 00:04:05,576 --> 00:04:06,656 It's thrush. 44 00:04:07,951 --> 00:04:09,041 What's thrush? 45 00:04:09,451 --> 00:04:11,538 - I wore a condom. - It don't matter. 46 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,288 - What do I do about it? - You go to a drugstore. 47 00:04:13,368 --> 00:04:15,788 They'll give you some cream or something. You'll be fine. 48 00:04:15,868 --> 00:04:17,488 What's thrush, Pop? 49 00:04:17,576 --> 00:04:19,576 Thrush is a small to medium-sized songbird. 50 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,740 Now, get the fuck out of here. 51 00:04:22,951 --> 00:04:26,951 Can you guys not discuss his genital complaints while I'm trying to eat? 52 00:04:27,035 --> 00:04:28,155 Is that too much to ask for? 53 00:04:28,785 --> 00:04:30,285 This looks like dick and balls now. 54 00:04:32,243 --> 00:04:34,043 - See you later, Dolores. - See you later, Terry. 55 00:04:34,743 --> 00:04:35,871 He's fucking broke it, Mom. 56 00:04:35,951 --> 00:04:38,241 No! Oh, you know what? 57 00:04:38,326 --> 00:04:39,826 - It is broken. - Mom! 58 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:44,038 Don't litter, man. 59 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,053 You're gonna make me look bad in front 60 00:04:45,253 --> 00:04:46,238 of all of my fucking white neighbours. 61 00:04:46,993 --> 00:04:48,873 Let's go fuck some scumbags. 62 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:02,580 What are they doing now? 63 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:05,240 Looking at the exhibits. What the fuck do you think they're doing? 64 00:05:06,201 --> 00:05:08,491 - This is a waste of time. - No, it's not. 65 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:09,736 What do you think the Webb brothers 66 00:05:09,936 --> 00:05:11,196 are doing in a fucking balloon museum? 67 00:05:11,285 --> 00:05:13,735 You think they're researching the history of aeronautics? No. 68 00:05:14,035 --> 00:05:16,615 Look at this guy point. You're not fooling anybody, buddy. 69 00:05:17,076 --> 00:05:18,576 You think they're gonna heist the place? 70 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:22,325 Well, it's popular with the yokels, but I reckon it's just a meet. 71 00:05:22,493 --> 00:05:25,288 - Oh. Hold it right there. Yeah. - Here? Here? Right here? 72 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:26,538 The light is perfect. 73 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,293 - Like this? - Yeah, that's really nice. 74 00:05:30,451 --> 00:05:33,371 That's Jim Harris and his fucking yo-yo. 75 00:05:35,285 --> 00:05:36,905 Thought he was inside. 76 00:05:36,993 --> 00:05:39,203 He broke out of Riker's Island two months ago. 77 00:05:39,451 --> 00:05:40,701 Who's the other guy with the kid? 78 00:05:40,785 --> 00:05:43,575 No idea. What kind of bum brings his kid to a meet, though? 79 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:45,330 - Eyes here. Eyes here. - I don't even see you. 80 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:46,830 Why am I looking there? 81 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:48,293 There we go. 82 00:05:49,951 --> 00:05:51,038 - Oh. - Look. 83 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,948 Yo-yos were once, um, 84 00:05:53,035 --> 00:05:54,575 - outlawed in Damascus. - Huh! 85 00:05:54,660 --> 00:05:56,450 It was believed that they were causing a drought. 86 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:00,660 Look at all those fucking assholes working. 87 00:06:03,076 --> 00:06:04,536 Suckers! 88 00:06:05,243 --> 00:06:07,080 Welcome back, boys! 89 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,240 How did we enjoy our sabbatical? 90 00:06:09,326 --> 00:06:10,906 It was very pleasant, it was very relaxing. 91 00:06:10,993 --> 00:06:12,203 I masturbated a lot. 92 00:06:12,285 --> 00:06:14,035 "Enforced sabbatical", I should have said. 93 00:06:14,368 --> 00:06:15,578 What's a "sabbatical"? 94 00:06:16,368 --> 00:06:17,988 Okay. 95 00:06:18,076 --> 00:06:20,116 So Laurel and Hardy here, huh? 96 00:06:20,201 --> 00:06:21,538 Tweedledum and Tweedledee. 97 00:06:21,618 --> 00:06:24,368 Siegfried and Roy, Sacco and Vanzetti, Abelard and Elouise. 98 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:25,538 Is this a quiz? 99 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:26,868 No, it's not a quiz. 100 00:06:27,493 --> 00:06:30,121 This is your last chance. 101 00:06:30,201 --> 00:06:31,451 OK? 102 00:06:31,535 --> 00:06:32,695 This is it. 103 00:06:32,785 --> 00:06:34,945 There'll be no more suspensions from duty. 104 00:06:35,035 --> 00:06:36,075 That's great! 105 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,240 You will be out on your asses next time. 106 00:06:38,326 --> 00:06:39,366 Oh, that's not great. 107 00:06:39,451 --> 00:06:40,871 You'd be out on your asses already, frankly, 108 00:06:40,951 --> 00:06:42,280 if the powers that be could prove some 109 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,701 of the rumours I've been hearing. 110 00:06:43,785 --> 00:06:45,445 Yeah, but you know what they say about rumours, though. 111 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:46,985 Rumours are the mothers of invention. 112 00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:48,946 No, necessity's the mother of invention. 113 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:50,115 What are rumours, then? 114 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,991 - Rumours are... - Silencio! 115 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:55,990 Assaulting a fellow officer, that's one thing. 116 00:06:56,076 --> 00:06:59,286 Bribery and corruption charges against you and that's it, 117 00:06:59,368 --> 00:07:00,448 that's goodnight, Irene. 118 00:07:00,535 --> 00:07:02,115 We were provoked, man. 119 00:07:02,201 --> 00:07:03,991 - Bob was provoked! - Same thing. 120 00:07:04,618 --> 00:07:06,078 Look, fellas. 121 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,080 I agree with you about the race issue. OK? 122 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,450 I'm married to a chink myself, for Christ's sake. 123 00:07:12,535 --> 00:07:13,615 I got chink kids. 124 00:07:14,035 --> 00:07:15,445 Look at their faces. 125 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,740 - Wow. - Those are good-looking boys. 126 00:07:18,285 --> 00:07:20,445 I know how you felt, Bob, believe me. 127 00:07:20,535 --> 00:07:23,735 But still, that's no excuse for assaulting a fellow officer. 128 00:07:23,826 --> 00:07:25,406 Doesn't matter what they say. 129 00:07:25,493 --> 00:07:28,493 He called me a wetback! He knows damn well I was born here! 130 00:07:28,576 --> 00:07:30,486 He's a big, fat, racist pig is what he is! 131 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:33,826 Yes! He's a big, fat, racist pig. Granted. 132 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:35,990 No argument there, guys. 133 00:07:36,076 --> 00:07:37,286 But look around. 134 00:07:37,368 --> 00:07:39,738 This is the police department. 135 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,486 We're surrounded by big, fat, racist pigs. 136 00:07:42,576 --> 00:07:45,036 So work with me here, OK? 137 00:07:45,243 --> 00:07:47,453 Now, what have we learned here? 138 00:07:47,785 --> 00:07:49,785 Don't assault a fellow officer, 139 00:07:50,326 --> 00:07:52,486 even if... even if he is a racist pig. 140 00:07:52,743 --> 00:07:54,453 Yes. And? 141 00:07:54,826 --> 00:07:56,406 - Something about rumours. - Rumours. 142 00:07:56,493 --> 00:07:57,830 No. 143 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,410 Chinese kids? 144 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:02,370 - No. - Oh, oh, oh. 145 00:08:02,451 --> 00:08:03,871 Bribery and corruption. 146 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,330 Yes, bribery and corruption! 147 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:07,870 What about bribery and corruption? 148 00:08:07,951 --> 00:08:09,701 Oh, there's a part two. 149 00:08:09,785 --> 00:08:11,035 Uh... 150 00:08:11,743 --> 00:08:13,163 Don't get involved with it? 151 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:16,080 Don't get involved with it in any way, shape or form. 152 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,538 Bribery and corruption, bad! 153 00:08:17,618 --> 00:08:19,538 Excellent! 154 00:08:19,618 --> 00:08:22,448 Progress has been made! 155 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,575 Exeunt stage left. 156 00:08:32,535 --> 00:08:35,325 Hey, who's that asshole used to pal around with Harris? 157 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:37,240 Negro gentleman, got pinched for the toasters. 158 00:08:37,326 --> 00:08:38,406 Reggie Hayes. 159 00:08:38,493 --> 00:08:39,703 Reggie Hayes. 160 00:08:41,118 --> 00:08:44,198 He, uh, changed it, though, didn't he? Changed his name. 161 00:08:44,410 --> 00:08:46,950 Joined the Nation of Islam. Reggie X. 162 00:08:49,243 --> 00:08:50,543 Reggie X! 163 00:08:51,826 --> 00:08:53,036 Fuckin'... 164 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:54,661 Who's this? 165 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,990 - Glen Campbell. - Great song. 166 00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:00,366 Masterpiece. 167 00:09:04,701 --> 00:09:05,911 Do you see him? 168 00:09:07,076 --> 00:09:09,406 Probably skulking somewhere. 169 00:09:09,493 --> 00:09:11,743 That's what these criminal types do. 170 00:09:11,826 --> 00:09:12,906 Skulk. 171 00:09:13,118 --> 00:09:14,738 Oh, there he is. 172 00:09:14,993 --> 00:09:16,293 Reggie! 173 00:09:16,868 --> 00:09:18,118 As salaam alaikum. 174 00:09:19,701 --> 00:09:21,661 Doesn't seem very pleased to see us, Terry. 175 00:09:22,326 --> 00:09:23,536 What's the craic, lads? 176 00:09:24,118 --> 00:09:26,988 You know how to read, don't you, you Mick bastard? 177 00:09:27,785 --> 00:09:29,115 Or would that be too much to ask? 178 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,830 I'm actually dyslexic. All right? 179 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:35,200 And I find that statement to be highly discriminatory. 180 00:09:35,285 --> 00:09:36,485 Are you an actor? 181 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,238 Because they all seem to be dyslexic nowadays. 182 00:09:39,326 --> 00:09:40,446 It used to be called stupidity. 183 00:09:41,368 --> 00:09:43,078 You know these fucking pricks, do you? 184 00:09:48,118 --> 00:09:49,238 You shouldn't have done that. 185 00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:51,616 Well, what's he gonna do? Tell his momma? 186 00:09:51,993 --> 00:09:53,243 God! 187 00:09:54,243 --> 00:09:56,083 What the fuck? I ain't done shit! 188 00:09:56,576 --> 00:09:58,076 Oh, what's that, Terry? 189 00:09:58,410 --> 00:09:59,990 It sure ain't origami, Bob. 190 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,330 You gotta be kidding me. 191 00:10:01,493 --> 00:10:03,936 I suspect it may well be what the authorities 192 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,080 would call a controlled substance. 193 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,240 No! 194 00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:14,198 Mmm. 195 00:10:14,285 --> 00:10:15,405 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 196 00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:16,953 That is most definitely a controlled substance. 197 00:10:17,035 --> 00:10:18,825 And you say you found this on the defendant's person, Detective? 198 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:19,591 Is that correct? 199 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:21,620 It was hidden in his anus, Your Honour. 200 00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:24,241 Oh, you dirty motherfucker! You dirty motherfucker! 201 00:10:24,326 --> 00:10:25,696 You're a dealer now, Reggie. 202 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,700 You two are fucked up. 203 00:10:31,285 --> 00:10:32,445 You still running around with Jimmy Harris? 204 00:10:32,535 --> 00:10:33,473 Not since back in the day, 205 00:10:33,673 --> 00:10:35,115 before the motherfucker moved up a gear. 206 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,136 I guess some people's ambitions 207 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,451 go beyond selling toasters, you know? 208 00:10:37,535 --> 00:10:39,865 OK, you know what? You don't even know the whole level I'm on. 209 00:10:39,951 --> 00:10:41,951 These were designer fucking stolen toasters, man. 210 00:10:42,035 --> 00:10:43,441 Yes, yes! This big fucking shit, man. 211 00:10:43,641 --> 00:10:44,695 Philippe Starck, Moschino. 212 00:10:44,785 --> 00:10:46,405 - Fancy shit? - Yeah, fancy fucking shit. 213 00:10:46,493 --> 00:10:47,953 - Okay. - Yeah, Moschino shit, man. 214 00:10:48,035 --> 00:10:49,325 Moschino don't make fucking toasters! 215 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:50,788 But you're friends with him, right? 216 00:10:50,868 --> 00:10:52,118 We knew each other, we're acquaintances. 217 00:10:52,201 --> 00:10:53,910 Oh, OK. Well, have you heard that this 218 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,911 acquaintance of yours is back in town? 219 00:10:55,993 --> 00:10:57,371 - I heard. - You did? OK. 220 00:10:57,451 --> 00:10:58,871 So, we've been surveilling the Webb brothers. 221 00:10:58,951 --> 00:10:59,991 Do you know about the Webb brothers? 222 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,696 - Everybody knows the Webb brothers. - OK. Good, good, good. 223 00:11:01,785 --> 00:11:03,905 Progress already. We're making progress. 224 00:11:03,993 --> 00:11:05,621 OK, so, they're up to something. 225 00:11:05,701 --> 00:11:08,871 You know, like something nefarious. I mean, so our informants tell us. 226 00:11:08,951 --> 00:11:10,911 And where would we be without our informants, Terry? 227 00:11:10,993 --> 00:11:12,580 - Fucking nowhere. - Fucking no where's right, dude! 228 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,040 Fucking nowhere, dude! 229 00:11:14,701 --> 00:11:17,451 So Jimmy Harris and the Webbs are, you know, hooked up. 230 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,660 Ergo... 231 00:11:21,243 --> 00:11:22,703 - Ergo... - Ergo what, motherfucker? 232 00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:24,985 - Ergo. - Ergo what? What the fuck is that? 233 00:11:25,993 --> 00:11:27,621 They're planning a fucking robbery. 234 00:11:27,701 --> 00:11:28,741 Bingo! 235 00:11:30,576 --> 00:11:32,036 Keep it down. Keep it down... 236 00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:35,236 And we're gonna fuck 'em up and you're gonna help us. 237 00:11:35,326 --> 00:11:36,986 What the fuck? 238 00:11:37,076 --> 00:11:38,156 Shit! 239 00:11:38,451 --> 00:11:39,491 Cops. 240 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,406 Oh, shit! Hey, we are the cops! 241 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,493 Motherfuckers! 242 00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:46,576 For a second, I forgot! 243 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,870 You see how I got all like, "Fuck!" 244 00:11:48,951 --> 00:11:51,541 I know, but I was there, too. I was like, "Where, where?" 245 00:11:51,743 --> 00:11:52,919 If I don't help you, what, 246 00:11:53,119 --> 00:11:54,793 are you gonna bust me for possession? 247 00:11:55,868 --> 00:11:57,368 Educated man, Terry! This is... 248 00:11:57,451 --> 00:12:00,661 Fuck! This is good coke. 249 00:12:00,743 --> 00:12:02,788 There's a shitload more where that came from. 250 00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:04,158 Where did you guys get this? 251 00:12:04,243 --> 00:12:05,953 We fucked over a mime. 252 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:09,870 They're off and running! 253 00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:29,200 Oh, Your Lordship. 254 00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:45,945 She's a three-year-old. 255 00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:48,578 Lovely little filly. 256 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:49,788 What's she like in the saddle? 257 00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:52,238 I haven't ridden her yet. She's, uh... 258 00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:53,786 She's a little... 259 00:12:54,243 --> 00:12:56,543 Excuse me. One of my trainers. 260 00:12:57,285 --> 00:13:00,405 Do keep me informed of any further development, won't you? 261 00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:02,083 Of course. 262 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,493 You know, I hate champagne. 263 00:13:08,535 --> 00:13:09,575 Why do I drink it, then? 264 00:13:10,993 --> 00:13:13,543 One of those unresolved mysteries of life. 265 00:13:16,951 --> 00:13:19,580 How's my crew? Or, how are my crew? 266 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,450 Whichever is grammatically correct. 267 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:22,945 Well, sir, 268 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:25,535 the Webbs, um, are just checked in. 269 00:13:26,076 --> 00:13:27,156 Mmm-hmm. 270 00:13:27,243 --> 00:13:28,830 - Mmm-hmm. - And the other thing? 271 00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:30,038 The other thing. 272 00:13:30,118 --> 00:13:33,658 As you can guess, I imagine, Reynard wants more money. 273 00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:36,120 Of course he does. 274 00:13:36,201 --> 00:13:37,944 What do you want me to do about him? 275 00:13:38,144 --> 00:13:38,741 Well... 276 00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:43,616 I want you to pay him. 277 00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:45,828 We'll get the money back. 278 00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:49,445 I'm afraid I'll end up in jail first. 279 00:13:49,535 --> 00:13:50,575 Oh, Russell. 280 00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:53,330 Jail's not too bad. 281 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,700 You know what the worst thing about jail is? 282 00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:57,365 No, Your Lordship, I do not. 283 00:13:57,451 --> 00:13:59,161 The violent anal sex. 284 00:14:00,743 --> 00:14:03,623 But do you know what the best thing about jail is, Russell? 285 00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:08,236 The violent anal sex? 286 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,700 You know, you're pretty quick for an American. 287 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,175 Jimmy used to go out with this dancer, 288 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,410 Jacqueline Hollis. 289 00:14:27,493 --> 00:14:29,788 Rumour is he's shacked up with her. 290 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,238 You have an address? 291 00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:37,116 No, but I do know she works at the, uh, this club, Knockouts. Yeah. 292 00:14:37,201 --> 00:14:39,701 Of course, that means you two will actually have to do, you know, 293 00:14:39,785 --> 00:14:40,825 "Police work". 294 00:14:40,993 --> 00:14:42,743 Now, don't be getting obstreperous with me, motherfucker. 295 00:14:42,826 --> 00:14:44,196 I'll knock your ass into Indochina. 296 00:14:44,701 --> 00:14:46,121 Here we go. 297 00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,911 What the fuck is that? 298 00:14:47,993 --> 00:14:49,623 Cocksucking Cowboys. 299 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:53,200 Bollocks are still sore and I didn't do anything to you. 300 00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:55,905 Well, the world's full of injustice, pal. 301 00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:58,163 Call Amnesty International if you wanna do something about it. 302 00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,040 Salud. 303 00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:06,235 - Ah. - Ah! 304 00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:07,736 I thought you guys didn't drink. 305 00:15:08,035 --> 00:15:09,695 - How do you mean? - Muslims. 306 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,080 I'm a Five Percenter. 307 00:15:12,326 --> 00:15:13,406 Mmm, OK. 308 00:15:13,493 --> 00:15:14,873 Do you know what the fuck that means? 309 00:15:15,035 --> 00:15:16,655 I know what that means. 310 00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,446 Do you know this other douchebag? 311 00:15:18,535 --> 00:15:19,905 What am I, Huggy Bear now? 312 00:15:19,993 --> 00:15:21,493 Huggy Bear. 313 00:15:22,493 --> 00:15:23,583 Mmm. 314 00:15:24,035 --> 00:15:25,945 Those fellas in the car 315 00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:27,945 with the white stripe. 316 00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:31,040 Who took these? A fucking epileptic? 317 00:15:31,618 --> 00:15:32,908 No, Robert Mapplethorpe over here. 318 00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:34,743 A little something was wrong with the, uh... 319 00:15:34,826 --> 00:15:35,866 With the thing? 320 00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:37,038 Yeah, with the thing. 321 00:15:37,118 --> 00:15:39,448 Oh, yeah, the thing can be tricky. 322 00:15:39,535 --> 00:15:41,285 Hey, motherfucker, I could bust you right now for... 323 00:15:41,368 --> 00:15:43,658 Hey! I got multiple sclerosis, OK? 324 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,123 It helps to relieve the symptoms. 325 00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:47,696 You're dyslexic and you have multiple sclerosis? 326 00:15:47,785 --> 00:15:48,825 Mmm. 327 00:15:49,201 --> 00:15:51,330 Yeah, I've had a lot of hard luck in my life. 328 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,200 You can't even spell sclerosis. 329 00:15:53,368 --> 00:15:54,988 S-C-L-E... 330 00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:56,116 Oh, fuck. 331 00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:58,238 Look, I don't know. 332 00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:01,371 Hey, it's Reynard. Clifford Reynard. 333 00:16:01,451 --> 00:16:03,538 I used to steal cars with him. 334 00:16:03,618 --> 00:16:05,948 I mean, I think he's a driver now. 335 00:16:06,035 --> 00:16:08,075 Well, he's a fucking prick, anyways. 336 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,615 Hey. 337 00:16:11,326 --> 00:16:13,536 I claim my prize. 338 00:16:15,785 --> 00:16:17,535 Thank you. 339 00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:24,371 That's amazing. 340 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,701 The flexibility. 341 00:16:40,076 --> 00:16:42,076 You should have seen her when she was 15. 342 00:16:43,576 --> 00:16:44,986 You guys looking for me? 343 00:16:45,076 --> 00:16:48,536 Well, if you're the manager of this shithole, then yes, we are. 344 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,370 I'm Detective Bolaño. Detective Monroe. 345 00:16:54,451 --> 00:16:55,701 You are... 346 00:16:55,785 --> 00:16:57,115 Russell Birdwell. 347 00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:59,540 What's the problem? 348 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,330 We're looking for the address of one of your dancers. Jacqueline Hollis? 349 00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:04,286 Jackie Hollis? 350 00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:05,658 Jackie Hollis, whatever. 351 00:17:05,743 --> 00:17:08,203 She doesn't work for me any more, she quit. 352 00:17:08,285 --> 00:17:11,325 Yeah, I didn't ask you if she's currently employed here. 353 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,160 I asked you for her address. 354 00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:14,993 She in some kind of trouble? 355 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,075 Just give us her fucking address. 356 00:17:18,618 --> 00:17:20,578 You guys are adorable. 357 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,660 Where are you guys from? What precinct? 358 00:17:24,785 --> 00:17:26,695 We're from hell, baby. 359 00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:32,639 You know, the, uh, guy that discovered 360 00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:34,121 Uranus wanted to call it George. 361 00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:37,785 This is the planet George. 362 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,575 Come on, Harris. 363 00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:41,945 Oh! 364 00:17:47,826 --> 00:17:49,366 - What? - Oh, hey, darling. 365 00:17:49,451 --> 00:17:51,491 Tell Jimmy Harry wants to see him. 366 00:17:52,618 --> 00:17:54,948 - Harry who? - Harry fucking Krishna! 367 00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:56,615 Get away from the door, ma'am. Get away from the door. 368 00:18:09,118 --> 00:18:12,328 Hey, it's Manny Pacquiao! 369 00:18:13,785 --> 00:18:15,485 Leave him alone. 370 00:18:16,368 --> 00:18:17,698 He's a Quaker. 371 00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:19,493 Does he have any guns stashed away anywhere? 372 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,906 No, I told you, he's a Quaker. He abhors violence. 373 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,240 - He what? - What? 374 00:18:24,493 --> 00:18:26,493 He abhors violence. 375 00:18:28,826 --> 00:18:30,116 - He abhors! - Fucking pigs, man! 376 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,333 Hey! 377 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:33,700 That's not very nice. 378 00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:35,762 Hey, Jackie, can you put on some, uh, 379 00:18:35,962 --> 00:18:37,445 coffee for Mr Harris here? 380 00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:38,987 And you should probably have one. 381 00:18:39,187 --> 00:18:41,035 You want some doughnuts, too? Fuckers. 382 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:45,290 Nice underwear, Jimmy. 383 00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:48,830 Ooh! Widescreen. 384 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,040 Cool beans. 385 00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:53,698 You got any Glen Campbell? 386 00:18:53,785 --> 00:18:54,865 Who? 387 00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:56,451 You never heard of Glen Campbell? 388 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,155 What's gonna happen to him? 389 00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:03,741 To Glen Campbell? 390 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,236 To Jimmy. 391 00:19:05,326 --> 00:19:07,016 Guess they'll ship him back to Riker's 392 00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:08,906 with another nickel on his sentence. 393 00:19:09,785 --> 00:19:11,655 There's nothing you can do for him? 394 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,620 Are you trying to bribe us, ma'am? 395 00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:16,450 No. 396 00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:18,243 Damn it! 397 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,491 These fucking law-abiding citizens. 398 00:19:23,535 --> 00:19:24,615 Well, how much? 399 00:19:25,035 --> 00:19:26,115 How much you have in the house? 400 00:19:26,201 --> 00:19:28,830 Five. Two. Two Gs. 401 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,580 How much you got in the fucking house? 402 00:19:31,076 --> 00:19:32,196 Five. 403 00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:33,945 Great! We'll take it. 404 00:19:34,076 --> 00:19:35,156 And then he's free to walk? 405 00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,487 If it's within his capabilities. 406 00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:38,203 And I'm taking that widescreen as well. 407 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,490 You want something? 408 00:19:39,576 --> 00:19:40,906 No, I don't want anything. 409 00:19:44,243 --> 00:19:47,083 So, Jimmy-boy, why are you in town? 410 00:19:48,868 --> 00:19:51,288 You wouldn't happen to be planning a little caper, now, would you? 411 00:19:57,285 --> 00:19:58,695 Do you have an Xbox, by any chance? 412 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,945 I can't concentrate. What the fuck? 413 00:20:04,118 --> 00:20:05,198 They were there first. 414 00:20:05,368 --> 00:20:08,118 This is a Soderbergh movie. It requires focus. 415 00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:09,990 What's a Soderbergh? 416 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,826 Steven Soderbergh is a Jewish-American auteur. 417 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:12,990 He's Swedish. 418 00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:15,656 He's in jail now in Florida on a morals charge. 419 00:20:15,743 --> 00:20:17,830 Jennifer Lopez is in this movie. 420 00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,830 Takes her blouse off, but you can't really see her titties. 421 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,538 Why can't you see her titties? 422 00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:24,080 Because she's a serious fucking actor, that's why. 423 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,410 She's not gonna get her cupcakes out for a fool like you. 424 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:29,833 - César, go get it. - Go get it, you. 425 00:20:30,035 --> 00:20:31,825 He told you to get it! Mom! 426 00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:33,830 Stop whining and answer the door, OK? 427 00:20:37,993 --> 00:20:39,330 Why do you always pick on me? 428 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:41,330 Because you're the youngest and most vulnerable, I guess. 429 00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:44,123 That quote is Simone de Beauvoir. 430 00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:47,116 If I could only find the damn thing. 431 00:20:47,743 --> 00:20:49,621 Mmm, 50 bucks coming my way. 432 00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:50,788 Don't pay her, Pop. 433 00:20:50,868 --> 00:20:52,198 - Hey. - Hey, hey, hey. 434 00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:55,118 This jackass says you wanted to see him. 435 00:20:55,201 --> 00:20:57,201 Don't call Reggie a jackass, that's rude. 436 00:20:57,368 --> 00:20:58,738 And factually inaccurate. 437 00:20:59,243 --> 00:21:00,913 He's more like a pathetic simpleton. 438 00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:03,623 Sit down, Reggie. 439 00:21:11,493 --> 00:21:12,580 So you found Jimmy? 440 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:13,910 In body, if not in spirit. 441 00:21:14,576 --> 00:21:16,536 Hey, I'm sorry for Terry making fun of your religion. 442 00:21:18,493 --> 00:21:20,333 I apologise on his behalf. 443 00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:22,991 Jennifer Lopez is in this. 444 00:21:23,285 --> 00:21:24,905 She takes her blouse off but you can't really see her titties. 445 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,328 I know! 446 00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:29,075 No, stop, Your Lordship! 447 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,450 Stop! 448 00:21:30,535 --> 00:21:31,575 Your father! 449 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:34,410 I don't give a damn about my father. 450 00:21:53,785 --> 00:21:55,535 Some cops showed up at the club tonight. 451 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,288 Some bullshit about one of my dancers. 452 00:21:58,368 --> 00:21:59,788 Ex-dancer. 453 00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:03,120 Do you think it has anything to do with us? 454 00:22:03,201 --> 00:22:05,201 Maybe, maybe not. 455 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:07,845 Want me to get in touch with the Webbs, 456 00:22:08,045 --> 00:22:08,950 tell them to cancel the gig? 457 00:22:09,035 --> 00:22:10,445 No. 458 00:22:10,535 --> 00:22:12,485 It's probably just a coincidence, but... 459 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,990 Get hold of the girl. See what their story is. 460 00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:19,615 Give them a warning, if necessary. 461 00:22:21,326 --> 00:22:24,036 So where's this grand finale you've been promising me, Russell? 462 00:22:24,618 --> 00:22:26,328 Chill out, maestro. 463 00:22:27,243 --> 00:22:28,913 It's on its way. 464 00:23:26,201 --> 00:23:27,621 A million dollars. 465 00:23:28,493 --> 00:23:30,293 Any questions, gentlemen? 466 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,540 I'm not sure whether that's supreme self-confidence or idiocy. 467 00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:37,035 But whatever. 468 00:23:50,243 --> 00:23:51,543 Russell? 469 00:23:52,493 --> 00:23:53,985 Do you ever think that you're God 470 00:23:54,185 --> 00:23:55,993 and everything else is just an illusion? 471 00:23:57,868 --> 00:23:59,238 No. 472 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,488 I love cheerleaders. 473 00:24:14,910 --> 00:24:16,160 Is this part of your act? 474 00:24:16,993 --> 00:24:19,833 I'm a majorette, moron. 475 00:24:20,201 --> 00:24:22,241 I love majorettes, too. 476 00:24:22,326 --> 00:24:23,696 I ain't prejudiced. 477 00:24:25,118 --> 00:24:26,288 What do you want? 478 00:24:26,868 --> 00:24:28,158 Brought you a new TV. 479 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,701 Oh. 480 00:24:30,785 --> 00:24:32,825 You have a conscience after all, huh? 481 00:24:35,368 --> 00:24:36,578 Do you want it or not? 482 00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:55,196 I am a lineman for the county... 483 00:24:57,535 --> 00:24:58,985 Weirdo. 484 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,830 You're the weirdo. 485 00:25:01,451 --> 00:25:03,041 You're the weirdo. 486 00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,120 Who's this asshole? 487 00:25:07,451 --> 00:25:08,541 Ex-boyfriend. 488 00:25:09,285 --> 00:25:11,155 Looks like a douchebag. 489 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,913 He was a really intelligent guy. 490 00:25:14,035 --> 00:25:17,325 He wrote a well-regarded monograph on André Breton. 491 00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:19,405 And he had a nice dick. 492 00:25:22,951 --> 00:25:24,491 And who's this? 493 00:25:24,576 --> 00:25:25,656 Ex-boyfriend. 494 00:25:27,035 --> 00:25:28,405 Oh, he had a nice dick, too. 495 00:25:32,785 --> 00:25:34,075 What is this about? 496 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,660 I don't know. 497 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,535 Loneliness? 498 00:25:39,035 --> 00:25:40,445 It's kinda creepy. 499 00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,950 It's like something bad's gonna happen 500 00:25:45,035 --> 00:25:47,405 but there's nothing she can do about it. 501 00:25:47,993 --> 00:25:49,083 Yeah. 502 00:25:55,451 --> 00:25:58,161 So where did Jimmy-boy say he was going? 503 00:25:58,243 --> 00:25:59,993 Kenosha. 504 00:26:00,076 --> 00:26:01,236 Kenosha, Wisconsin. 505 00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:03,076 - Kenosha, Wisconsin? - Mmm-hmm. 506 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,200 Yeah? Right. 507 00:26:06,285 --> 00:26:07,365 He ain't left town. 508 00:26:07,451 --> 00:26:08,951 What makes you so sure? 509 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,075 ESP, darling. 510 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,870 Let's just leave it at that. 511 00:26:21,285 --> 00:26:23,235 So why'd you become a cop? 512 00:26:23,951 --> 00:26:26,451 Your heart doesn't exactly seem to be in it. 513 00:26:28,618 --> 00:26:31,198 I guess I always wanted to pervert the course of justice. 514 00:26:32,451 --> 00:26:35,201 Plus you can shoot people for no reason. 515 00:26:35,285 --> 00:26:37,735 Nobody can do a goddamn thing about it. 516 00:26:54,993 --> 00:26:56,293 Any sign of Reynard? 517 00:26:56,660 --> 00:26:57,990 No, he's still in there. 518 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,491 What's going on in the big wide world? 519 00:27:02,576 --> 00:27:05,326 Two hundred people died in an earthquake in Peru. 520 00:27:05,410 --> 00:27:06,740 Who gives a fuck? 521 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:10,540 Peruvians? 522 00:27:37,868 --> 00:27:38,988 Oof. 523 00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:41,696 That looks nasty. 524 00:27:42,368 --> 00:27:43,448 Are you his wife, ma'am? 525 00:27:47,868 --> 00:27:49,288 Why'd you stick him, ma'am? 526 00:27:50,493 --> 00:27:52,793 Ma'am! Why did you stick him? 527 00:27:59,576 --> 00:28:02,906 Ma'am, that's getting to sound just a little bit monotonous now. 528 00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:05,990 Ma'am... 529 00:28:09,743 --> 00:28:11,493 Can we play a little game? 530 00:28:11,576 --> 00:28:13,446 Can we play a little game of Shut The Fuck Up? 531 00:28:20,618 --> 00:28:23,538 Ma'am, did you do those paintings? 532 00:28:24,493 --> 00:28:25,993 He's gone. 533 00:28:26,076 --> 00:28:27,236 So is he. 534 00:28:36,493 --> 00:28:39,371 Yeah, but did you know that Joseph Conrad and Vincent van Gogh 535 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:42,201 both tried to kill themselves by shooting themselves in the heart? 536 00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:43,985 And both missed. 537 00:28:44,618 --> 00:28:46,198 No, it's true. 538 00:28:46,285 --> 00:28:48,285 No, I'm not making this shit up! 539 00:28:48,368 --> 00:28:49,698 Fuck you! 540 00:28:49,785 --> 00:28:51,985 Crime-scene pricks are on their way. 541 00:28:52,451 --> 00:28:54,330 She says his name is Danny. 542 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,120 Say anything about Reynard? 543 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:57,130 Planning a heist or something? 544 00:28:57,330 --> 00:28:58,661 No, I can barely get a word out of her. 545 00:28:58,743 --> 00:29:00,038 She's still bawling her fucking eyes out. 546 00:29:00,118 --> 00:29:01,158 Shut up! 547 00:29:01,243 --> 00:29:02,330 What are we gonna do about the kid? 548 00:29:02,410 --> 00:29:03,540 I mean, what can we do? 549 00:29:08,993 --> 00:29:10,163 Out. 550 00:29:10,243 --> 00:29:11,743 - Fuck! - That was out. 551 00:29:14,743 --> 00:29:16,333 Give me a second, sisters. 552 00:29:17,410 --> 00:29:18,490 I'll play. 553 00:29:25,076 --> 00:29:26,156 It's good. 554 00:29:29,785 --> 00:29:31,155 What happened to your nose, sweetheart? 555 00:29:31,326 --> 00:29:33,156 A Chihuahua bit me. 556 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:35,830 So what's up? 557 00:29:36,826 --> 00:29:39,366 Clifford Reynard shuffled off this mortal coil. 558 00:29:39,451 --> 00:29:41,201 So what? 559 00:29:41,285 --> 00:29:43,155 So the Webb brothers are gonna need a new driver. 560 00:29:43,243 --> 00:29:44,703 And soon, probably. 561 00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:46,575 So if you hear of anything... 562 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,291 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with the 563 00:29:48,491 --> 00:29:50,080 whole cop-slash-informant dialectic. 564 00:29:56,493 --> 00:29:57,703 Fucking mishit. 565 00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:01,870 You did not mean that! 566 00:30:01,951 --> 00:30:03,451 Pure luck. 567 00:30:05,326 --> 00:30:06,986 Oh, come on! 568 00:30:07,076 --> 00:30:09,076 No need for a fucking jihad here! 569 00:30:10,743 --> 00:30:12,743 Can't take him anywhere. 570 00:30:16,576 --> 00:30:18,196 My mom died young. 571 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,910 She was an alcoholic. 572 00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:22,703 What about your dad? 573 00:30:22,785 --> 00:30:24,615 I never knew him. 574 00:30:24,701 --> 00:30:25,991 How about you? 575 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,658 He's dead. 576 00:30:29,743 --> 00:30:30,793 How? 577 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:33,200 Suicide-murder. 578 00:30:35,118 --> 00:30:36,578 Suicide-murder? 579 00:30:37,826 --> 00:30:39,906 Was that, like, some pact thing? 580 00:30:41,035 --> 00:30:42,695 Like he killed your mom and then offed himself? 581 00:30:42,785 --> 00:30:44,945 No, my mom lives in Tennessee. 582 00:30:45,035 --> 00:30:46,235 So it was another woman? 583 00:30:46,368 --> 00:30:48,908 - Mmm, no. - Another man? 584 00:30:48,993 --> 00:30:50,203 Yeah. 585 00:30:50,910 --> 00:30:53,330 But not... He wasn't gay or anything. 586 00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:55,408 Well, I don't, I don't get it. 587 00:30:55,493 --> 00:30:57,413 He was a security guard 588 00:30:57,493 --> 00:30:59,580 but he always wanted to be a SWAT guy. 589 00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:01,038 - Why? - He never made it. 590 00:31:01,118 --> 00:31:03,198 - Why? I don't know. - They're fucking assholes. 591 00:31:03,285 --> 00:31:05,365 Well, so was he. 592 00:31:05,451 --> 00:31:07,788 So one night, he goes into a bar 593 00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:09,578 and he gets to drinking 594 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,370 and he gets more and more depressed 595 00:31:11,451 --> 00:31:14,661 and he pulls out his gun and he blows his brains out. 596 00:31:14,743 --> 00:31:17,743 Unfortunately, there's this guy sitting next to him. 597 00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:19,946 And the bullet goes through my dad's head 598 00:31:20,035 --> 00:31:21,945 and hits this other guy in his head... 599 00:31:22,035 --> 00:31:23,155 ...and kills him. 600 00:31:23,243 --> 00:31:25,371 - No. - Yeah. 601 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:28,268 So the inquest found that technically, 602 00:31:28,468 --> 00:31:30,371 it was a suicide-murder. 603 00:31:31,993 --> 00:31:33,080 Although 604 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,788 if my dad was dead before the bullet hit this other guy in his head, 605 00:31:35,868 --> 00:31:37,788 was that actually murder? 606 00:31:37,868 --> 00:31:39,408 Philosophically speaking? 607 00:31:40,493 --> 00:31:42,121 That's a very interesting question, actually. 608 00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:44,788 I'll ask Bob, he'll know. 609 00:31:44,868 --> 00:31:46,868 Let me know what he says. 610 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,830 There's no plot in these things any more. 611 00:31:54,951 --> 00:31:56,621 Just straight in there. 612 00:31:59,493 --> 00:32:01,538 No preamble, no nothing. 613 00:32:01,618 --> 00:32:03,038 Oh, yeah. Take it! 614 00:32:03,118 --> 00:32:04,738 Where's the romance? 615 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,870 Starts and ends with the script. 616 00:32:07,951 --> 00:32:09,491 You ain't got a good script... 617 00:32:09,576 --> 00:32:10,826 ...you ain't got shit. 618 00:32:12,743 --> 00:32:13,830 You guys think you're tough? 619 00:32:13,910 --> 00:32:15,660 You guys think you're so tough, huh? 620 00:32:15,743 --> 00:32:16,953 You think I can't do it? 621 00:32:19,785 --> 00:32:22,115 Oh, God, it's real. It's going off. 622 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:23,330 Playboy Mansion. 623 00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:24,700 - Hey! - Stop! 624 00:32:25,535 --> 00:32:27,945 Whatever it is, it's happening at the mosque downtown, 625 00:32:28,035 --> 00:32:29,905 1:00 pm tomorrow. Don't ask me what. 626 00:32:29,993 --> 00:32:31,038 Who's doing the driving? 627 00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:33,988 The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. How the fuck should I know? 628 00:32:36,576 --> 00:32:38,236 One thing that I forgot to tell you guys is... 629 00:32:38,326 --> 00:32:39,576 Sha-bam! 630 00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:43,621 How do I look? 631 00:32:43,701 --> 00:32:44,871 Mmm-hmm. Suits you. 632 00:32:44,951 --> 00:32:47,621 Stupid feckin' cops. 633 00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:14,985 You're soaked. 634 00:33:16,368 --> 00:33:17,788 You okay? 635 00:33:19,785 --> 00:33:21,075 Yeah, I'm okay. 636 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:24,325 Did you have a bad dream? 637 00:33:27,618 --> 00:33:29,078 Go back to sleep, babe. 638 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,240 Hmm. 639 00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:05,948 Yeah, perfecto. 640 00:35:28,118 --> 00:35:29,390 You know what they say about vertigo? 641 00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:29,908 Mmm. 642 00:35:29,993 --> 00:35:32,080 The vertigo is not the fear of falling 643 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,160 but the fear of wanting to fall. 644 00:35:40,076 --> 00:35:41,616 Aloha, ladies. 645 00:35:43,826 --> 00:35:45,446 I don't think this is right, man. 646 00:35:46,743 --> 00:35:48,953 They're not gonna knock over a fucking mosque. 647 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,040 They'll have ISIS on their asses. 648 00:35:52,826 --> 00:35:54,036 Or al-Qaida. 649 00:35:55,326 --> 00:35:56,906 Hey, is it al-Qaida or al-Qaeda? 650 00:35:57,535 --> 00:35:59,445 You say al-Qaeda, I'll say al-Qaida. 651 00:35:59,535 --> 00:36:02,075 - I say al-Qaida, you say al-Qaeda. - Al-Qaeda. 652 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,200 - Al-Qaeda. - Al-Qaida. 653 00:36:04,743 --> 00:36:05,830 What are you doing? 654 00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:07,038 We're loitering with intent. 655 00:36:07,118 --> 00:36:08,948 What the fuck does it look like we're doing? 656 00:36:09,035 --> 00:36:10,075 Fuck off. 657 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,700 - You fuck off. - No, you fuck off. 658 00:36:11,785 --> 00:36:13,235 - You fuck off. - No, you fuck off. 659 00:36:13,326 --> 00:36:14,696 - You fuck off. - Hey! Hey! 660 00:36:15,493 --> 00:36:17,175 You might wanna be a little careful or 661 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,330 you'll wind up another dead schizophrenic, 662 00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:20,490 you know what I'm saying? 663 00:36:20,576 --> 00:36:22,326 And that bike is way too small for you. 664 00:36:27,076 --> 00:36:28,906 Hey, you don't think Reggie would... 665 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,290 Oh, fuck! 666 00:36:38,035 --> 00:36:40,695 Should've gone to Wisconsin and fucked some sheep, Jimmy-boy. 667 00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:43,788 You know him? 668 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,078 Yeah. 669 00:36:45,201 --> 00:36:48,121 James Harris. He's been on the run these last couple of months. 670 00:36:48,201 --> 00:36:49,451 Apparently, he's a Quaker. 671 00:36:49,535 --> 00:36:51,235 A Quaker? 672 00:36:51,326 --> 00:36:52,736 I thought they abhor violence. 673 00:36:53,368 --> 00:36:54,828 Was it a good shoot or a bad shoot? 674 00:36:55,076 --> 00:36:56,536 Well... 675 00:36:57,285 --> 00:37:00,285 ...that's what we would call a "contentious issue". 676 00:37:00,368 --> 00:37:01,488 Fuck me. 677 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,870 Again, really? It's like every fucking week. 678 00:37:06,201 --> 00:37:08,241 - At least these guys are white. - Yeah! 679 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:09,430 Yeah. Gotta look at the bright side. 680 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:09,946 Yeah. 681 00:37:11,243 --> 00:37:13,580 - What happened to the driver? - He got away. 682 00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:15,830 Oh. Was he a Latin, Caucasian or Negro gentleman? 683 00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:17,870 African American, yes. 684 00:37:17,951 --> 00:37:20,701 Got away with the money, too. Close to a mil. 685 00:37:21,951 --> 00:37:23,161 Wait a second. 686 00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:25,291 How'd you know the driver was missing? 687 00:37:26,618 --> 00:37:27,658 Wild guess. 688 00:37:27,743 --> 00:37:29,288 - That's a wild guess? - Wild guess, yeah. 689 00:37:29,368 --> 00:37:30,538 We never said missing. Nobody ever said missing. 690 00:37:30,618 --> 00:37:31,698 He just said, "What happened to the driver?" 691 00:37:31,785 --> 00:37:33,115 - He just asked. - I was just curious. 692 00:37:35,576 --> 00:37:38,906 Reynard gets shanked so he can't drive, he's dead. 693 00:37:38,993 --> 00:37:41,663 So Jimmy Harris asks his old pal Reggie to be the driver. 694 00:37:41,743 --> 00:37:45,288 And Reggie, the double-crossing bastard, 695 00:37:45,368 --> 00:37:47,538 decoys us and skedaddles with the money. 696 00:37:48,326 --> 00:37:49,576 Whose money? 697 00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:51,370 Our money. 698 00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:07,198 Patronising fuck. 699 00:38:08,785 --> 00:38:10,075 Ah... 700 00:38:11,076 --> 00:38:12,866 Well, well, well. 701 00:38:14,701 --> 00:38:16,331 Allah be praised. 702 00:38:27,576 --> 00:38:29,036 What are you thinking? 703 00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:33,743 I'm thinking someone has just made a very big mistake. 704 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,993 So you heard about Jimmy Harris. 705 00:38:51,618 --> 00:38:53,828 I just lit a candle for him. 706 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,490 That's a very good idea. 707 00:38:55,576 --> 00:38:57,286 He's gonna need all the help he can get. 708 00:38:57,368 --> 00:38:59,788 He wasn't so bad. He always treated me okay. 709 00:39:00,868 --> 00:39:02,948 He was a Quaker. 710 00:39:03,035 --> 00:39:04,325 They didn't have to kill him. 711 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:07,580 He would've tried to kill them, if he had the chance. 712 00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:09,330 Quaker or not. 713 00:39:11,326 --> 00:39:13,236 Tell me about Russell Birdwell. 714 00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:15,288 What's there to tell? 715 00:39:15,368 --> 00:39:16,908 He runs a strip joint. 716 00:39:16,993 --> 00:39:19,580 It's not like he's Diaghilev with the Ballets Russes. 717 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:21,038 Come on. 718 00:39:21,118 --> 00:39:23,288 He wanted to know why you were looking for me. 719 00:39:23,368 --> 00:39:24,820 I told him you weren't looking for me, 720 00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:26,118 you were looking for Jimmy. 721 00:39:26,201 --> 00:39:28,701 That wasn't good enough for Mr Birdwell, was it? 722 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:31,491 He's a wacko. 723 00:39:31,576 --> 00:39:33,786 I had a run-in with him before. 724 00:39:33,868 --> 00:39:35,698 What about? 725 00:39:35,785 --> 00:39:38,115 He tried to get me to do a porno. 726 00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:39,871 I told him to get lost. 727 00:39:39,951 --> 00:39:41,241 He got nasty. 728 00:39:43,535 --> 00:39:44,825 He got nasty? 729 00:39:54,326 --> 00:39:56,196 Okay, mami, I got three dollars! 730 00:40:06,410 --> 00:40:07,580 Birdwell! 731 00:40:08,785 --> 00:40:10,865 - Nobody move! - Move! 732 00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:14,445 Snake! 733 00:40:14,535 --> 00:40:15,575 Oh, fuck! 734 00:40:23,618 --> 00:40:25,578 - Fuck! - Fuck! 735 00:40:45,826 --> 00:40:46,906 Move! 736 00:41:15,118 --> 00:41:16,488 You're a shit shot, Birdwell. 737 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:18,926 No one cares about innocent bystanders. 738 00:41:19,126 --> 00:41:20,156 Why do you keep moving, man? 739 00:41:42,743 --> 00:41:44,043 Fuck. 740 00:41:44,618 --> 00:41:46,738 Fuck. Fuck! 741 00:41:46,868 --> 00:41:48,368 Bob, were you hit? 742 00:41:48,451 --> 00:41:50,621 It's just a cramp. A bad one. 743 00:41:51,451 --> 00:41:52,541 Go, go. 744 00:41:55,076 --> 00:41:56,696 I'm just gonna breathe. 745 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:18,786 Come on, little piggy. 746 00:42:19,576 --> 00:42:20,616 Come on! 747 00:42:30,785 --> 00:42:32,615 You see this ring? 748 00:42:32,701 --> 00:42:33,791 My mom gave me this ring. 749 00:42:34,243 --> 00:42:35,288 Ah. 750 00:42:35,368 --> 00:42:36,868 It's a nice ring. You know what it's for? 751 00:42:43,701 --> 00:42:46,241 It's for beating the shit out of scumbags like you. 752 00:42:57,785 --> 00:42:59,535 Why don't we just throw him off the roof? 753 00:43:00,076 --> 00:43:01,406 - Huh? - I'm kidding. I'm... 754 00:43:02,576 --> 00:43:03,946 It was a bad joke. 755 00:43:04,118 --> 00:43:05,448 Hey, you wanna go grab a burrito? 756 00:43:05,535 --> 00:43:07,655 I can't, it's date night. 757 00:43:08,535 --> 00:43:09,695 Oh. 758 00:43:13,535 --> 00:43:14,655 A million dollars? 759 00:43:14,743 --> 00:43:15,871 It's a nice, round number. 760 00:43:15,951 --> 00:43:17,661 That's my favourite round number. 761 00:43:17,743 --> 00:43:19,621 We don't need a million dollars to retire. 762 00:43:19,701 --> 00:43:20,741 No? 763 00:43:20,826 --> 00:43:23,076 Not if you're gonna get killed going after it. 764 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,620 Oh, I can handle myself, baby girl. 765 00:43:24,701 --> 00:43:26,621 Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. 766 00:43:26,785 --> 00:43:28,615 - Fuck you. - And besides, 767 00:43:28,868 --> 00:43:31,078 - fortune favours the bold. - You know where that's from? 768 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,038 - Greek mythology. - Oh. 769 00:43:33,118 --> 00:43:35,988 A guy named Turnus said it just before another guy 770 00:43:36,076 --> 00:43:37,906 named Aeneas 771 00:43:37,993 --> 00:43:40,123 popped a cap in his ass. 772 00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:41,405 It's just like my mother said. 773 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:44,163 You're too damn smart for your own damn good. 774 00:43:45,451 --> 00:43:46,911 One second. 775 00:43:46,993 --> 00:43:48,413 Hey, assfuck! 776 00:43:50,535 --> 00:43:51,865 Did you shit in this? 777 00:43:59,243 --> 00:44:00,993 Whoa, there, pilgrim. 778 00:44:02,993 --> 00:44:04,203 This is lush. 779 00:44:05,951 --> 00:44:07,121 Yeah, it's all right. 780 00:44:08,785 --> 00:44:10,905 Don't be getting any ideas, though. 781 00:44:10,993 --> 00:44:14,663 This is just till this bullshit with Birdwell blows over. 782 00:44:20,576 --> 00:44:22,326 How can you afford this place? 783 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,076 Overtime. 784 00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:46,791 Where's Reggie? 785 00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,950 Why the fuck would I tell you? 786 00:45:49,035 --> 00:45:51,615 Well, we know that Reggie was the driver for the racetrack heist. 787 00:45:51,701 --> 00:45:52,788 Where is he? 788 00:45:52,868 --> 00:45:54,658 You're making me repeat meself now. 789 00:45:54,868 --> 00:45:56,578 Why the fuck would I... 790 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,450 All right, don't fucking hit me! 791 00:45:58,535 --> 00:45:59,735 I'm an only child. 792 00:45:59,826 --> 00:46:00,866 He got away with the money. 793 00:46:01,493 --> 00:46:02,580 How much? 794 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:03,740 Million bucks. 795 00:46:04,618 --> 00:46:06,198 - Fuck me. - Yep. 796 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,615 A million? 797 00:46:09,826 --> 00:46:12,286 - How much do I get if I... - Rat out your friend? 798 00:46:12,493 --> 00:46:13,583 Yeah. 799 00:46:14,868 --> 00:46:16,868 - 50. - 200. 800 00:46:17,035 --> 00:46:18,865 - 50. - 175. 801 00:46:18,951 --> 00:46:20,621 - 50. - 100. 802 00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:22,450 All right, 50. 803 00:46:23,368 --> 00:46:24,408 Where is he? 804 00:46:24,493 --> 00:46:26,703 You're not gonna believe this, lads. 805 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:29,328 Fucking Iceland. 806 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,038 Well, they have something called the Blue Lagoon here. 807 00:46:49,118 --> 00:46:50,538 It's a hotspot. 808 00:46:50,618 --> 00:46:51,788 It's outdoors. 809 00:46:52,951 --> 00:46:55,701 It's probably full of sweaty Europeans with bad teeth, 810 00:46:55,785 --> 00:46:57,285 fucking each other. 811 00:46:58,618 --> 00:47:00,328 You'd be swimming around in jizz. 812 00:47:02,368 --> 00:47:04,368 European jizz. 813 00:47:07,201 --> 00:47:09,241 It was one of the first movies I ever saw, actually. 814 00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:10,736 European Jizz? 815 00:47:10,826 --> 00:47:12,446 - The Blue Lagoon. - Oh, right. 816 00:47:12,993 --> 00:47:15,743 Either that or Doc Savage: Man of Bronze. 817 00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:23,910 Oh, fuck. 818 00:47:27,785 --> 00:47:28,905 Hey, Bob. 819 00:47:29,076 --> 00:47:30,156 Yeah. 820 00:47:30,826 --> 00:47:32,786 What's the plan for finding Reggie? 821 00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:37,950 It's gonna be tough tracking him down without anything to go on. 822 00:47:38,118 --> 00:47:39,578 Isn't it? 823 00:47:40,035 --> 00:47:41,485 Well, he's black. 824 00:47:41,576 --> 00:47:44,156 How many fucking black people do you think there are in Iceland? 825 00:47:44,243 --> 00:47:47,373 We just stand around here and keep our eyes open. 826 00:47:48,243 --> 00:47:51,038 That's not much of a plan, Bob. You don't think we should try... 827 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,328 There he is. 828 00:48:29,535 --> 00:48:31,785 I'm a black belt in jiu jitsu, motherfuckers! 829 00:48:35,993 --> 00:48:38,333 You don't put up much of a fight, do you? 830 00:48:38,701 --> 00:48:40,791 Fucking Stephen Hawking could knock you out. 831 00:48:40,910 --> 00:48:42,410 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 832 00:48:42,701 --> 00:48:44,080 Well, you kinda have to be. 833 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,595 I guess I should count myself lucky you didn't 834 00:48:45,795 --> 00:48:47,198 put me in a fucking chokehold or some shit. 835 00:48:47,326 --> 00:48:48,696 Shut up, shut up. 836 00:48:49,285 --> 00:48:51,035 So, Iceland. What the fuck? 837 00:48:51,368 --> 00:48:53,328 - I wasn't thinking straight. - No shit. 838 00:48:53,451 --> 00:48:54,661 I panicked, okay? 839 00:48:54,743 --> 00:48:57,288 You would too if you saw everyone around you getting popped. 840 00:48:57,368 --> 00:48:58,658 That shit was stone-cold murder, man. 841 00:48:58,743 --> 00:49:00,203 Jimmy and the guys were giving themselves up. 842 00:49:00,326 --> 00:49:02,736 Oh, don't look at me. I fucking hate murder. 843 00:49:02,826 --> 00:49:04,406 - Don't I, Terry? - He hates murder. 844 00:49:04,493 --> 00:49:05,993 Oh, I hate murder! 845 00:49:06,285 --> 00:49:07,695 It really upsets me. 846 00:49:07,785 --> 00:49:09,195 But more importantly, where's the loot? 847 00:49:09,285 --> 00:49:10,615 Stashed it. 848 00:49:11,993 --> 00:49:13,083 How much you want? 849 00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:15,453 - All of it. - Obviously. 850 00:49:15,535 --> 00:49:18,485 - Fuck you! - No, fuck you, glass-jaw boy. 851 00:49:18,993 --> 00:49:20,830 You're gonna hand over that million bucks or... 852 00:49:22,785 --> 00:49:25,155 - A million bucks? - Yeah, a million bucks. 853 00:49:25,785 --> 00:49:28,575 I don't have a fucking million bucks, are you crazy? 854 00:49:28,701 --> 00:49:31,330 You fucking cheapskate! You walked away with a million fucking dollars! 855 00:49:31,410 --> 00:49:32,538 It wasn't all mine! 856 00:49:32,618 --> 00:49:33,779 I had to give it to the cat who planned 857 00:49:33,979 --> 00:49:35,078 the whole thing, then I got my cut. 858 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,910 Oh, now you're bullshitting us. 859 00:49:36,993 --> 00:49:39,621 Either the Webb brothers planned it or Jimmy Harris planned it 860 00:49:39,701 --> 00:49:41,038 and they're all fucking dead. 861 00:49:41,118 --> 00:49:43,198 Jimmy and the Webb brothers were tapped out. 862 00:49:43,285 --> 00:49:45,405 That's why they took the gig in the first place. 863 00:49:45,493 --> 00:49:48,288 The whole thing was planned by this money guy, 864 00:49:48,368 --> 00:49:50,198 a British dude named James Mangan. 865 00:49:50,285 --> 00:49:51,365 Mmm. 866 00:49:51,451 --> 00:49:53,411 Never heard of him. Where can we find him? 867 00:49:53,493 --> 00:49:54,830 I don't know where he lives. 868 00:49:54,910 --> 00:49:56,830 He's this mysterious character. 869 00:49:57,076 --> 00:49:59,736 I know he's got some legit businesses, but... 870 00:49:59,826 --> 00:50:01,338 Look, I'll tell you guys everything I know 871 00:50:01,538 --> 00:50:03,161 but you gotta give me a little leeway here. 872 00:50:03,326 --> 00:50:04,406 How much do you have? 873 00:50:04,493 --> 00:50:05,580 200. 874 00:50:05,660 --> 00:50:06,870 - We'll take a hundred. - Fuck you. 875 00:50:06,951 --> 00:50:08,038 It's hard but it's fair. 876 00:50:08,118 --> 00:50:09,618 It is pretty fair, yeah. 877 00:50:12,451 --> 00:50:13,621 Fine. 878 00:50:16,868 --> 00:50:17,948 Mmm. 879 00:50:18,368 --> 00:50:19,448 How are you finding the place? 880 00:50:19,660 --> 00:50:22,207 Not exactly the best place to blend in 881 00:50:22,407 --> 00:50:25,366 but upside is I think I'm falling in love. 882 00:50:27,326 --> 00:50:28,866 Baby, where have you been? 883 00:50:39,368 --> 00:50:40,738 You guys want a drink? 884 00:50:42,993 --> 00:50:45,203 I got some pretty good whisky. 885 00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:46,580 I'm good. 886 00:50:46,701 --> 00:50:48,201 I'll try a little bit of that whisky, Kimberly. 887 00:50:48,285 --> 00:50:49,865 So how long have you known Reggie? 888 00:50:49,951 --> 00:50:51,991 - We're old pals. - And you're here on holiday? 889 00:50:52,201 --> 00:50:54,491 No, just a quick in and out. 890 00:50:54,701 --> 00:50:56,581 - You're together? - Yes, we are. 891 00:50:57,326 --> 00:51:00,366 No, Kimberly, we are not together. I'm a heterosexual man. 892 00:51:00,493 --> 00:51:02,163 He's also a heterosexual man. 893 00:51:02,701 --> 00:51:04,331 Well, good for you, honey. 894 00:51:05,285 --> 00:51:07,235 You know, you should go to the Blue Lagoon. 895 00:51:07,326 --> 00:51:09,196 It's very refreshing. 896 00:51:09,285 --> 00:51:10,365 I'm sure it is. 897 00:51:10,451 --> 00:51:11,741 I go there a lot. 898 00:51:11,826 --> 00:51:12,906 I'm sure you do. 899 00:51:15,035 --> 00:51:16,365 I hope you choke on it. 900 00:51:22,326 --> 00:51:24,196 So Reggie is gay, huh? 901 00:51:25,410 --> 00:51:28,120 If Kimberly has a dick, which I'm assuming she does, 902 00:51:28,201 --> 00:51:30,871 then that would make Reggie gay, yes. 903 00:51:30,951 --> 00:51:32,331 Possibly bisexual. 904 00:51:32,493 --> 00:51:35,330 Well, what if Kimberly doesn't have... Like, if she's already... 905 00:51:35,410 --> 00:51:36,660 - Post-op? - Yeah. 906 00:51:36,743 --> 00:51:38,163 That's a good question. 907 00:51:38,243 --> 00:51:41,793 That would make Kimberly a woman, which would make Reggie straight. 908 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,620 - Would it? - With an asterisk. 909 00:51:44,993 --> 00:51:47,703 - But if Reggie is gay... - Mmm-hmm? 910 00:51:47,785 --> 00:51:51,115 ...do you think Reggie and Pádraic, they... 911 00:51:52,243 --> 00:51:54,621 What the fuck is that, the international symbol for sodomy? 912 00:51:54,701 --> 00:51:56,951 You know exactly what this is. 913 00:52:19,785 --> 00:52:22,035 You know, I don't think you're allowed to do that in here. 914 00:52:24,243 --> 00:52:27,453 In fact, I don't think you're allowed to do that anywhere. 915 00:52:27,535 --> 00:52:29,905 I've just realised what you remind me of, Russell. 916 00:52:31,451 --> 00:52:33,241 A bloody Cyclops. 917 00:52:33,326 --> 00:52:35,366 I don't know what that means and you know I don't. 918 00:52:35,451 --> 00:52:37,741 You never read the Odyssey at school, Russell? 919 00:52:38,493 --> 00:52:40,123 You do surprise me. 920 00:52:40,826 --> 00:52:42,156 I read it in the original Greek 921 00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:44,333 when I was travelling through the Peloponnese with my father. 922 00:52:45,368 --> 00:52:47,448 I lost my fucking eye! 923 00:52:47,535 --> 00:52:49,075 Calm down. 924 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,910 You still have one good one. 925 00:52:53,993 --> 00:52:56,203 I'm gonna fuck over those fucking assholes... 926 00:52:56,285 --> 00:52:58,075 No, you're not. You're not gonna fuck over anyone. 927 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,410 They're still policemen, after all. 928 00:53:01,201 --> 00:53:03,999 I don't wanna get into some kinda fucking 929 00:53:04,199 --> 00:53:06,788 contretemps with you, Your Lordship, 930 00:53:06,868 --> 00:53:09,078 especially not in my condition. 931 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,290 But I do believe you're being overly cautious. 932 00:53:11,451 --> 00:53:14,831 Do you know who the greatest criminal that ever lived is? 933 00:53:18,535 --> 00:53:20,785 - No, I don't know. - No, you don't. 934 00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:23,200 Because if you did, 935 00:53:23,285 --> 00:53:25,825 he wouldn't be the greatest criminal 936 00:53:25,910 --> 00:53:28,620 that ever fucking lived, now, would he? Hmm? 937 00:53:28,701 --> 00:53:31,411 Fuck, man, that's just the crack talking. 938 00:53:32,285 --> 00:53:35,445 But to put your mind at ease, I shall have a word with them. 939 00:53:36,701 --> 00:53:38,951 Give them a little reducer, 940 00:53:39,035 --> 00:53:40,535 as we say in good old England. 941 00:53:40,993 --> 00:53:42,123 Yeah? 942 00:53:43,660 --> 00:53:45,830 What if it doesn't take? 943 00:53:45,910 --> 00:53:47,990 Eat your grapes, Russell. 944 00:53:49,201 --> 00:53:50,791 Eat your grapes. 945 00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:06,906 You shot his fucking nuts off. 946 00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:10,163 You shoot a guy in the cojones, Bob, that shitbird's going down. 947 00:54:10,243 --> 00:54:12,123 Who makes these things, anyway? They're kinda racist. 948 00:54:12,243 --> 00:54:13,371 Looks like Reggie. 949 00:54:13,451 --> 00:54:14,541 Hey! 950 00:54:15,701 --> 00:54:17,121 Where the hell have you two been? 951 00:54:17,201 --> 00:54:18,331 Following up on a tip-off. 952 00:54:18,576 --> 00:54:20,076 To where, fucking Iceland? 953 00:54:22,326 --> 00:54:25,116 - No, we were in Iceland! - Yeah. 954 00:54:25,368 --> 00:54:27,078 Bob, that shit's not funny any more. 955 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,748 Not that it was funny to begin with, 956 00:54:28,948 --> 00:54:30,580 so I don't even know why I said that. 957 00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:33,700 Anyway, during your unexplained absence, 958 00:54:33,910 --> 00:54:37,410 I received a very serious allegation of assault. 959 00:54:37,493 --> 00:54:39,330 This Russell Birdwell character. 960 00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:40,870 - Fuck him! - No, Terry! 961 00:54:40,951 --> 00:54:42,411 Fuck you! 962 00:54:42,493 --> 00:54:46,288 How many times do I have to tell you? 963 00:54:46,368 --> 00:54:47,712 His lawyer is threatening to have you 964 00:54:47,912 --> 00:54:49,368 arraigned on attempted murder charges. 965 00:54:49,451 --> 00:54:52,038 Murder charges? He was shooting at us, for Christ's sake! 966 00:54:52,118 --> 00:54:53,538 I gave him a couple of slaps. 967 00:54:53,618 --> 00:54:55,328 - Oh. - That's it. Fucking pussy. 968 00:54:55,451 --> 00:54:56,580 Well, he claims 969 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:59,450 you failed to identify yourselves as police officers, 970 00:54:59,535 --> 00:55:01,985 which is why he fled the scene. 971 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,080 Those are what we call mitigating circumstances. 972 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,990 The fact that you knocked out one of his eyes 973 00:55:08,076 --> 00:55:09,616 while beating him to a pulp, 974 00:55:09,701 --> 00:55:13,791 those are not what we call mitigating circumstances. Capisce? 975 00:55:13,993 --> 00:55:16,621 I told you, Birdwell's part of an ongoing investigation. 976 00:55:16,701 --> 00:55:18,371 We're gonna get it cleared up in two days. 977 00:55:18,451 --> 00:55:22,451 Well, you'd better, cos this shit's not going away. 978 00:55:22,535 --> 00:55:23,865 Meanwhile, I had to release the prick, 979 00:55:23,951 --> 00:55:25,951 - pending further investigation. - Oh, fuck me! 980 00:55:26,035 --> 00:55:29,945 And I have had the hard word from the powers that be. 981 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:31,825 So, do me a favour, fellas, 982 00:55:31,910 --> 00:55:35,040 slowly, slowly catchee monkey. You got it? 983 00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:36,371 Got it. 984 00:55:47,535 --> 00:55:48,825 Hey, shorty. 985 00:55:48,993 --> 00:55:50,373 Where can we find James Mangan? 986 00:55:50,743 --> 00:55:52,243 Get the hell off this property! 987 00:55:54,410 --> 00:55:55,990 Get off this property! 988 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,450 Get off this property! 989 00:55:59,451 --> 00:56:00,911 What are you doing? 990 00:56:04,826 --> 00:56:05,906 Oh, no, no, no! 991 00:56:05,993 --> 00:56:07,538 Get back here, you little bastard! 992 00:56:07,618 --> 00:56:08,698 Help! 993 00:56:12,993 --> 00:56:16,333 He only comes up on weekends to look over his horses. 994 00:56:16,826 --> 00:56:18,906 He lives... He lives in town. 995 00:56:19,243 --> 00:56:21,493 - Where in town? - I don't know. 996 00:56:27,326 --> 00:56:28,486 I don't know! 997 00:56:28,576 --> 00:56:29,696 I swear to God! 998 00:56:29,785 --> 00:56:31,575 I swear... 999 00:56:31,868 --> 00:56:34,078 Give me back my fucking wig. 1000 00:56:35,743 --> 00:56:37,243 Give me back my fucking wig! 1001 00:56:37,326 --> 00:56:39,656 - Put the wig on, put the wig on. - Sorry, man, I didn't... 1002 00:56:40,410 --> 00:56:41,538 I didn't mean to upset you like that, man. 1003 00:56:41,618 --> 00:56:43,038 You destroy! 1004 00:56:43,118 --> 00:56:44,658 No, it's fine, it's fine. 1005 00:56:44,743 --> 00:56:45,871 You destroy! 1006 00:56:45,951 --> 00:56:48,330 No, it's great. Oh, my God. It looks... 1007 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,788 No! No! 1008 00:56:51,868 --> 00:56:53,368 You take it! 1009 00:56:59,493 --> 00:57:00,580 Jesus Christ, kid. 1010 00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:01,959 With all that time in hand, you'd think 1011 00:57:02,159 --> 00:57:03,288 you'd do a better job than this. 1012 00:57:03,368 --> 00:57:05,738 It's "homeless", not "homles." 1013 00:57:06,035 --> 00:57:07,695 You started with the letters too big here, 1014 00:57:07,785 --> 00:57:09,445 then you had to scrunch them up at the end. 1015 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,080 It's bad presentation. 1016 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,240 That's why you're broke. 1017 00:57:12,368 --> 00:57:13,658 It's a lazy piece of work. 1018 00:57:14,076 --> 00:57:15,236 Come on. Leave him alone. 1019 00:57:15,576 --> 00:57:16,656 Thank you. 1020 00:57:18,076 --> 00:57:19,736 Getting soft in your old age? 1021 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,620 You need a hug? 1022 00:57:23,243 --> 00:57:24,333 There's no Glen Campbell. 1023 00:57:24,576 --> 00:57:25,986 Unbelievable. 1024 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,410 Put on some Elvis, I'm sure they got some Elvis. 1025 00:57:28,910 --> 00:57:30,490 You know he died on the can? 1026 00:57:30,618 --> 00:57:32,788 Him and Judy Garland. 1027 00:57:32,868 --> 00:57:35,408 - What were they doing on... - Not at the same time. 1028 00:57:35,951 --> 00:57:37,041 Oh. 1029 00:57:42,243 --> 00:57:43,333 What? 1030 00:57:43,535 --> 00:57:44,945 Hey, kid! 1031 00:57:45,993 --> 00:57:47,371 - Get off me! - No, no, I'm not gonna hurt you! 1032 00:57:47,451 --> 00:57:49,371 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1033 00:57:51,035 --> 00:57:52,115 Gotcha. 1034 00:57:52,743 --> 00:57:54,243 Is my mom in jail? 1035 00:57:54,326 --> 00:57:56,036 Yeah, for killing your dad. 1036 00:57:56,201 --> 00:57:57,991 She's not at the beach. 1037 00:57:59,326 --> 00:58:00,536 What? 1038 00:58:00,701 --> 00:58:02,201 Are you gonna arrest me, too? 1039 00:58:02,285 --> 00:58:05,075 No, why would we? Are you, like, a little gangster? 1040 00:58:05,618 --> 00:58:07,448 You look like you're in a band. 1041 00:58:07,535 --> 00:58:08,865 Why did she kill him? 1042 00:58:10,743 --> 00:58:12,043 Why did your mom kill your dad? 1043 00:58:12,410 --> 00:58:14,080 It's all right, man. We're the good guys. 1044 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,830 - Yeah, we're the good guys. - You can talk to us. 1045 00:58:22,493 --> 00:58:23,580 What are we gonna do? 1046 00:58:23,660 --> 00:58:24,990 Well, we gotta call Social Services. 1047 00:58:25,118 --> 00:58:26,198 - Social Services? - Yeah. 1048 00:58:26,285 --> 00:58:27,945 Might as well sell him to the fucking Philippines. 1049 00:58:28,035 --> 00:58:29,445 What, you wanna adopt a "homles" kid? 1050 00:58:30,743 --> 00:58:31,993 - No! - Yeah, I can do that. 1051 00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:32,226 No! 1052 00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:34,576 I'm not putting him back on the street. 1053 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:36,290 Do you think it's easy looking after a kid? 1054 00:58:36,410 --> 00:58:38,788 I got two of 'em and it's not easy, let me tell you. 1055 00:58:38,868 --> 00:58:42,288 I mean, yeah, okay, I love 'em but I gotta feed them 24 hours a day. 1056 00:58:42,368 --> 00:58:45,038 Those little fat fucks... It's hard work. 1057 00:58:45,118 --> 00:58:46,578 So you're saying I'm not up to it? 1058 00:58:47,076 --> 00:58:48,576 Yes. That's what I'm saying. 1059 00:58:48,660 --> 00:58:50,660 Just give me a chance, man. 1060 00:58:54,493 --> 00:58:56,083 Just give me a chance, okay? 1061 00:58:56,701 --> 00:58:57,951 No. 1062 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:03,120 - What in the hell, Terry? - I'm working on a case, babe, 1063 00:59:03,868 --> 00:59:05,908 and Danny here is the star witness. 1064 00:59:07,910 --> 00:59:09,870 Kinda like in that movie, you know? 1065 00:59:09,951 --> 00:59:11,371 With that kid who died. 1066 00:59:11,451 --> 00:59:14,241 No, what movie? What kid who died? 1067 00:59:14,326 --> 00:59:16,116 Ah, I can't remember. 1068 00:59:16,201 --> 00:59:17,216 Your memory's shot to hell with 1069 00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:18,661 all that liquor, you know that, right? 1070 00:59:18,743 --> 00:59:20,373 Yes, I do know that. 1071 00:59:21,993 --> 00:59:24,833 It's one of the few things in life I have to be thankful for. 1072 00:59:26,118 --> 00:59:28,698 You can just throw your stuff in one of the spare rooms if you want. 1073 00:59:28,785 --> 00:59:30,365 There's a good kid. 1074 00:59:31,451 --> 00:59:33,830 - Had anything to eat? - Yes, ma'am. 1075 00:59:33,910 --> 00:59:36,950 Okay, well, get cleaned up. I'll bring you in some towels. 1076 00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:41,486 Dolores got you hooked on her feminist crap, huh? 1077 00:59:41,993 --> 00:59:44,873 Hey, can you be a feminist and still wear hotpants? 1078 00:59:45,951 --> 00:59:47,201 Yes, you can. 1079 00:59:47,368 --> 00:59:48,448 Whoo! 1080 00:59:49,368 --> 00:59:50,828 Don't be such a misogynist. 1081 00:59:50,910 --> 00:59:51,990 Huh? 1082 00:59:52,076 --> 00:59:53,616 And don't change the subject. 1083 00:59:54,326 --> 00:59:55,576 How long is he supposed to be staying here? 1084 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,910 I don't know, how long are you supposed to be staying here? 1085 00:59:59,326 --> 01:00:01,786 That's not fair. I was in trouble. 1086 01:00:01,868 --> 01:00:03,698 Well, so is he, babe. 1087 01:00:05,910 --> 01:00:09,370 We're just your ordinary, everyday nuclear family. 1088 01:00:22,576 --> 01:00:23,656 Hey! 1089 01:00:25,035 --> 01:00:26,445 Members only. 1090 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:29,700 What the fuck does that say? 1091 01:00:30,618 --> 01:00:31,868 It says you're a member. 1092 01:00:32,868 --> 01:00:34,488 Damn right it does, baby. 1093 01:00:42,410 --> 01:00:43,950 I want another shot! 1094 01:00:45,451 --> 01:00:47,451 Yo, whoa! Watch out, man! 1095 01:00:47,868 --> 01:00:50,408 Jimmy, can you grab me a drink? 1096 01:00:53,618 --> 01:00:55,868 Hey, I think John's coming tonight! 1097 01:00:55,951 --> 01:00:57,661 - Yeah! Whoo! - What? 1098 01:00:57,743 --> 01:00:59,121 Oh, my gosh, I thought you broke up with him. 1099 01:00:59,201 --> 01:01:00,538 Excuse me! 1100 01:01:00,618 --> 01:01:02,698 Where will I find James Mangan? 1101 01:01:02,785 --> 01:01:04,365 What? How should I know? 1102 01:01:04,451 --> 01:01:06,411 I mean, where does he live? 1103 01:01:06,493 --> 01:01:08,743 Allow me to reiterate. How should I know? 1104 01:01:08,826 --> 01:01:10,236 Well, he owns this joint, don't he? 1105 01:01:10,326 --> 01:01:12,536 Yeah, so? That don't mean I know where he lives. 1106 01:01:12,951 --> 01:01:14,330 Well, how often does he come in? 1107 01:01:14,410 --> 01:01:15,990 Every now and again. 1108 01:01:16,076 --> 01:01:18,036 You gonna order a drink or what? 1109 01:01:18,118 --> 01:01:19,448 Yeah, I'm gonna order a drink. 1110 01:01:19,535 --> 01:01:21,035 I want a Bloody Mary. 1111 01:01:21,660 --> 01:01:23,080 The bloodier the better. 1112 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:24,290 You got it. 1113 01:01:37,035 --> 01:01:38,115 Are you fucking serious? 1114 01:01:38,201 --> 01:01:39,701 I'm sorry, you can't come in here looking like that. 1115 01:01:39,785 --> 01:01:40,985 - For fuck's sake. - You can't come in here wearing... 1116 01:01:41,076 --> 01:01:42,156 See the fucking man over there? 1117 01:01:42,243 --> 01:01:44,123 He's a fucking policeman, he'll kick the shit out of you. 1118 01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,908 - Fine, go. Go! - See? 1119 01:01:45,993 --> 01:01:47,453 Fuck you, Jeeves. 1120 01:01:50,701 --> 01:01:52,080 Hey, hey! 1121 01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,200 I'd say Iceland paid off handsomely, huh? 1122 01:01:54,285 --> 01:01:55,485 No, there's only 10 grand in here. 1123 01:01:55,993 --> 01:01:57,121 We agreed 50. 1124 01:01:57,201 --> 01:02:00,241 Reggie had to pay off a bigshot named James Mangan. 1125 01:02:00,326 --> 01:02:01,696 James Mangan? 1126 01:02:01,785 --> 01:02:02,865 - You know him? - Yeah, yeah. 1127 01:02:02,951 --> 01:02:04,871 I sold him some merchandise a while back. You see him at the fights. 1128 01:02:04,951 --> 01:02:06,428 He manages a couple of welterweights. 1129 01:02:06,628 --> 01:02:07,038 Yeah. 1130 01:02:07,118 --> 01:02:09,038 He owns the restaurant in this hotel. 1131 01:02:09,118 --> 01:02:10,328 Really? 1132 01:02:10,410 --> 01:02:11,538 Must be loaded. 1133 01:02:11,618 --> 01:02:13,238 Yeah. You wanna see the rest of your money? 1134 01:02:13,326 --> 01:02:14,946 Fucking here we go. 1135 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:17,365 All right. Just hang out here and if you see him, just give me a call. 1136 01:02:18,285 --> 01:02:19,535 Okay. 1137 01:02:20,743 --> 01:02:22,583 Still, though, happy days. 1138 01:02:23,576 --> 01:02:24,986 You're not really happy. 1139 01:02:25,076 --> 01:02:27,076 It's just a chemical secretion in your brain. 1140 01:03:43,618 --> 01:03:44,698 Hey. 1141 01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:47,080 It's me, honey. 1142 01:03:47,910 --> 01:03:48,990 It's only me. 1143 01:03:53,243 --> 01:03:54,913 It's just a dream. 1144 01:03:55,368 --> 01:03:56,448 Okay? 1145 01:04:00,618 --> 01:04:02,198 It's only a dream. 1146 01:04:14,951 --> 01:04:16,081 What the fuck is that? 1147 01:04:16,451 --> 01:04:18,791 It's a large Chinese plastic cat. What the fuck does it look like? 1148 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,450 It's supposed to bring good luck. 1149 01:04:28,493 --> 01:04:29,703 Or maybe not. 1150 01:04:41,368 --> 01:04:42,448 Ah! 1151 01:04:56,285 --> 01:04:57,485 Is that it? 1152 01:04:59,326 --> 01:05:00,866 Is that all you got? 1153 01:05:03,660 --> 01:05:06,200 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that, boys. 1154 01:05:06,326 --> 01:05:09,116 It can get a lot worse, faggot. Believe me. 1155 01:05:16,118 --> 01:05:17,868 Oh, it can, huh, can it? 1156 01:05:19,243 --> 01:05:20,873 It can get a lot worse, huh? 1157 01:05:22,743 --> 01:05:24,293 Well, what are you gonna do? 1158 01:05:24,868 --> 01:05:26,158 Huh? 1159 01:05:26,243 --> 01:05:27,793 You gonna cut me? 1160 01:05:29,118 --> 01:05:30,788 You gonna abuse me? 1161 01:05:31,868 --> 01:05:33,948 You gonna rape me? 1162 01:05:34,035 --> 01:05:35,115 Huh? 1163 01:05:39,451 --> 01:05:42,121 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, boys. 1164 01:05:43,410 --> 01:05:46,870 There ain't nothing you can do to me that ain't already been done. 1165 01:05:49,076 --> 01:05:50,446 So go ahead. 1166 01:05:53,451 --> 01:05:55,081 Do your worst. 1167 01:05:57,785 --> 01:05:59,905 What do you want us to do? 1168 01:06:16,035 --> 01:06:18,945 I don't think the boys will be too keen on killing a cop. 1169 01:06:20,993 --> 01:06:22,203 Boss. 1170 01:06:24,910 --> 01:06:26,330 Boss! 1171 01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,333 Hey. 1172 01:07:20,701 --> 01:07:22,241 Son of a bitch. 1173 01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:24,741 Well, you should see the other guy. 1174 01:07:26,118 --> 01:07:28,118 He's totally unscathed. 1175 01:07:38,285 --> 01:07:39,905 Babe, come on. 1176 01:07:41,743 --> 01:07:43,043 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1177 01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:45,326 I'm okay. 1178 01:07:45,410 --> 01:07:47,490 It looks much worse than it is. 1179 01:07:47,576 --> 01:07:48,786 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1180 01:07:48,868 --> 01:07:51,698 Don't cry. Don't cry. No, no, no, don't cry. I'm okay. 1181 01:07:52,493 --> 01:07:54,953 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 1182 01:07:55,035 --> 01:07:56,695 Kiss my bloody lips. 1183 01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:00,908 It's gotta be Mangan, right? 1184 01:08:00,993 --> 01:08:02,833 Obviously someone we've upset. 1185 01:08:03,410 --> 01:08:05,950 That could be anybody. 1186 01:08:09,326 --> 01:08:11,406 You look like Adam Ant. 1187 01:08:11,493 --> 01:08:12,580 Remember him? 1188 01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:13,788 Fuck you, hippie. 1189 01:08:13,868 --> 01:08:15,658 Aren't you supposed to be scoping out the Brit? 1190 01:08:15,743 --> 01:08:17,453 Hmm. They threw me out when I skinned up. 1191 01:08:17,535 --> 01:08:19,285 He's still in there, though. 1192 01:08:19,368 --> 01:08:21,538 Probably having a nice little lounge for himself. 1193 01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:25,120 Nice piece of salmon. 1194 01:08:25,201 --> 01:08:26,865 Mangan, any distinguishing features? 1195 01:08:27,065 --> 01:08:27,541 Uh... 1196 01:08:28,410 --> 01:08:30,490 Yeah, he's sitting with a bunch of Japs. 1197 01:08:30,576 --> 01:08:31,866 Can't miss him. 1198 01:08:34,910 --> 01:08:37,040 James! James. 1199 01:08:37,743 --> 01:08:39,621 Right here. There you are. 1200 01:08:39,701 --> 01:08:41,121 He's right there. 1201 01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:42,870 Hey! 1202 01:08:43,410 --> 01:08:45,410 How are things, man? 1203 01:08:52,826 --> 01:08:54,576 Well, this is awkward. 1204 01:08:54,660 --> 01:08:56,910 You're not gonna introduce us to your guy? 1205 01:08:58,035 --> 01:08:59,575 This is Mr Okuyama. 1206 01:09:00,451 --> 01:09:01,157 And Mr Murakawa. 1207 01:09:01,357 --> 01:09:02,991 They are business associates of mine. 1208 01:09:03,076 --> 01:09:05,536 This is Miss Ito, their interpreter. 1209 01:09:05,993 --> 01:09:07,413 Mr Bolaño 1210 01:09:08,535 --> 01:09:10,365 and Mr Monroe. 1211 01:09:10,451 --> 01:09:11,951 They're policemen. 1212 01:09:12,035 --> 01:09:13,445 Why is this so formal, huh? 1213 01:09:13,535 --> 01:09:16,655 I'm Bob, this is Terry. Pleased to meet you. 1214 01:09:16,743 --> 01:09:18,871 - See, that was easier. See? - Is that lobster? Mind if I... 1215 01:09:18,951 --> 01:09:20,741 That was much easier. 1216 01:09:20,826 --> 01:09:22,576 Oh, I love lobster. What have you got there, Bob? 1217 01:09:27,243 --> 01:09:29,243 I think it's veal. Yum-yum! 1218 01:09:29,368 --> 01:09:30,908 Would you care for some wine, perhaps? 1219 01:09:31,035 --> 01:09:33,985 No, we can't drink while we're on duty 1220 01:09:34,076 --> 01:09:36,366 because that would be illegal. 1221 01:09:37,660 --> 01:09:38,740 Is everything all right, sir? 1222 01:09:39,118 --> 01:09:41,118 Yes, it's fine. I'd like the bill, please. 1223 01:09:41,201 --> 01:09:43,661 - Oh, that's fantastic. - That's good. Hey, Bob. 1224 01:09:43,743 --> 01:09:46,163 Did I ever tell you about that time I puked Indian food through my nose? 1225 01:09:46,243 --> 01:09:47,913 - No! - Gentlemen, 1226 01:09:47,993 --> 01:09:49,557 is this a social visit or do you have 1227 01:09:49,757 --> 01:09:51,538 a particular reason for embarrassing me? 1228 01:09:51,618 --> 01:09:52,988 We're not trying to embarrass you. Are we, Terry? 1229 01:09:53,076 --> 01:09:55,736 - Why would we? - We just came here to say that 1230 01:09:55,826 --> 01:09:58,156 we know everything about you and we're onto you. 1231 01:09:58,243 --> 01:09:59,371 You don't know the first thing about me. 1232 01:09:59,451 --> 01:10:00,621 Oh, story time, okay. 1233 01:10:00,701 --> 01:10:02,951 - I am a legitimate businessman... - Hmm. 1234 01:10:03,035 --> 01:10:04,237 ...and if you think you can play 1235 01:10:04,437 --> 01:10:05,865 any of your dirty little tricks on me, 1236 01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:08,991 I think you'll find yourselves sadly mistaken. 1237 01:10:09,076 --> 01:10:10,406 Hmm. 1238 01:10:10,493 --> 01:10:14,288 No, I don't think you understand, you limey fucking dipshit. 1239 01:10:14,368 --> 01:10:16,238 See, we don't live in your world. 1240 01:10:16,326 --> 01:10:17,866 You live in ours. 1241 01:10:17,951 --> 01:10:19,201 You know that 800 grand? 1242 01:10:19,660 --> 01:10:21,910 Eight hundred thousand fucking dollars? 1243 01:10:21,993 --> 01:10:23,830 See, that's ours. 1244 01:10:23,910 --> 01:10:25,740 That's not yours. 1245 01:10:25,826 --> 01:10:27,446 You have until tonight to hand it over. 1246 01:10:27,535 --> 01:10:30,485 And if you don't hand it over, you're gonna be fucked. 1247 01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:34,740 So make sure to give us a call, okay? 1248 01:10:36,243 --> 01:10:37,453 You got that? 1249 01:10:40,993 --> 01:10:42,123 How's that lobster, Terry? 1250 01:10:42,868 --> 01:10:44,078 Pretty tasty. 1251 01:10:44,493 --> 01:10:45,743 You want some dessert or... 1252 01:10:45,826 --> 01:10:48,616 No, no, I gotta watch the waistline here. 1253 01:10:50,951 --> 01:10:52,871 We should do this again sometime. It was fun. 1254 01:10:52,951 --> 01:10:55,121 I look forward to it. You've been delightful company. 1255 01:10:55,243 --> 01:10:56,621 Terry, that was sarcasm. 1256 01:10:56,701 --> 01:10:57,951 The lowest form of wit, Bob. 1257 01:10:59,118 --> 01:11:00,198 Sayonara. 1258 01:11:00,785 --> 01:11:01,865 Sayonara. 1259 01:11:04,076 --> 01:11:05,866 The goodbye! The goodbye. 1260 01:11:14,576 --> 01:11:17,023 So Mangan got his sharks involved, huh? 1261 01:11:17,223 --> 01:11:18,446 I have to say, 1262 01:11:18,535 --> 01:11:20,285 I'm disappointed. 1263 01:11:20,368 --> 01:11:21,948 I feel like you've let me down. 1264 01:11:22,035 --> 01:11:23,115 Aw! 1265 01:11:23,201 --> 01:11:25,121 You can't carry out that level of harassment 1266 01:11:25,201 --> 01:11:27,080 and think you can get away with it. 1267 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,910 If the guy was an Arab, yeah. 1268 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:30,830 But this is a Brit we're talking about. 1269 01:11:30,910 --> 01:11:34,788 Guy's a lord, apparently. He's got a fucking OBE or something. 1270 01:11:34,868 --> 01:11:36,118 OBE? What the fuck is that? 1271 01:11:36,201 --> 01:11:37,299 Order of the British Empire. 1272 01:11:37,499 --> 01:11:38,951 Those fucking titles don't mean shit. 1273 01:11:39,035 --> 01:11:41,325 They don't mean shit to us, Bob, but the Brits swear by 'em. 1274 01:11:41,410 --> 01:11:44,950 - I'm a prince. - This, it just ain't right. 1275 01:11:45,576 --> 01:11:46,696 It ain't right. 1276 01:11:46,785 --> 01:11:49,155 Not to mention, having cars blown up outside your house. 1277 01:11:49,243 --> 01:11:51,413 And you looking like you just got the shit kicked out of you. 1278 01:11:51,493 --> 01:11:53,080 Just a little domestic abuse. 1279 01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,950 And that wasn't even my car, that was a four-by-four. 1280 01:11:55,576 --> 01:11:57,366 People don't like 'em, they're gas-guzzlers. 1281 01:11:57,451 --> 01:11:59,411 Probably some Greenpeace motherfucker torched it. 1282 01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:00,906 - Evil. - They're assholes. 1283 01:12:00,993 --> 01:12:02,703 I know. 1284 01:12:02,785 --> 01:12:04,535 - Are you done? - Yes. 1285 01:12:04,618 --> 01:12:05,948 Okay. 1286 01:12:06,035 --> 01:12:07,985 I'm gonna need your guns, too. 1287 01:12:09,618 --> 01:12:10,908 You think I care? 1288 01:12:11,868 --> 01:12:13,038 I don't even like this gun. 1289 01:12:17,535 --> 01:12:18,785 And clear out your desks. 1290 01:12:18,951 --> 01:12:20,371 There's nothing in my desk. 1291 01:12:20,451 --> 01:12:23,080 There is that one triple-murder case from a couple years back. 1292 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,288 Oh, yeah. 1293 01:12:24,368 --> 01:12:26,288 - I wonder who did that? - We may never know. 1294 01:12:26,368 --> 01:12:27,698 - Hey, Bob. - Yeah? 1295 01:12:27,785 --> 01:12:29,695 I'm telling you this as a friend. 1296 01:12:29,785 --> 01:12:31,825 He's gonna get you killed. 1297 01:12:31,910 --> 01:12:32,990 You know that, don't you? 1298 01:12:33,076 --> 01:12:34,826 Well, with all due respect, 1299 01:12:34,910 --> 01:12:36,160 you were never a friend of mine. 1300 01:12:36,826 --> 01:12:39,286 You were more a glorified fucking acquaintance. 1301 01:12:46,493 --> 01:12:48,243 I'm staying with Terry and his girlfriend. 1302 01:12:48,368 --> 01:12:50,198 They got this really cool place. 1303 01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,540 That's good. 1304 01:12:54,368 --> 01:12:55,698 It'll only be till you get out. 1305 01:12:55,993 --> 01:12:58,913 Terry says you got a good chance of getting off at the trial. 1306 01:12:58,993 --> 01:13:00,873 Then we can live together again. 1307 01:13:03,368 --> 01:13:05,118 With your husband's record, ma'am, 1308 01:13:05,201 --> 01:13:06,831 if we put that together with some other shit, 1309 01:13:07,701 --> 01:13:09,741 like history of spousal abuse or something... 1310 01:13:09,826 --> 01:13:11,736 That's not why I killed him. 1311 01:13:14,451 --> 01:13:16,331 I'm so sorry. 1312 01:13:19,910 --> 01:13:21,910 I'm so, so sorry. 1313 01:13:30,118 --> 01:13:31,488 It's not fair. 1314 01:13:32,326 --> 01:13:33,736 No, it's not. 1315 01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:38,450 Life's a marked deck, kid. 1316 01:13:39,493 --> 01:13:41,083 Don't you ever forget it. 1317 01:13:47,076 --> 01:13:48,866 I hate jellyfish. 1318 01:13:49,326 --> 01:13:51,616 I wonder how in the hell it got out here? 1319 01:13:51,701 --> 01:13:53,291 Maybe it fell from a spaceship. 1320 01:13:56,368 --> 01:13:59,788 Is it true they can sting you even when they're dead? 1321 01:14:00,410 --> 01:14:02,700 No, I think when they're dead, 1322 01:14:02,785 --> 01:14:04,235 they're dead. 1323 01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:08,830 They're immortal, though. 1324 01:14:08,910 --> 01:14:09,990 What? 1325 01:14:10,660 --> 01:14:12,620 Jellyfish, they're immortal. 1326 01:14:13,743 --> 01:14:14,913 Bob told me. 1327 01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:17,121 Just because Bob says something doesn't mean it's true. 1328 01:14:17,201 --> 01:14:18,661 Yeah, it does. 1329 01:14:18,743 --> 01:14:20,243 That's my greatest fear, actually. 1330 01:14:20,326 --> 01:14:21,656 Death by jellyfish. 1331 01:14:21,743 --> 01:14:25,163 Your greatest fear is death by jellyfish? Okay. 1332 01:14:25,243 --> 01:14:26,538 It's not funny. 1333 01:14:26,618 --> 01:14:27,988 Random death by jellyfish. 1334 01:14:28,576 --> 01:14:31,826 This guy I knew, he caught a jellyfish, put it in a jar, 1335 01:14:31,910 --> 01:14:33,490 went out drinking, 1336 01:14:33,618 --> 01:14:35,328 got home... Listen to this. 1337 01:14:35,410 --> 01:14:38,660 Got home and reached for what he thought was a glass of water... 1338 01:14:39,326 --> 01:14:40,576 What do you think happened? He's dead. 1339 01:14:41,951 --> 01:14:44,831 Well, I'm glad you guys find the idea so amusing. 1340 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:47,405 Come on, you deadbeats. 1341 01:14:48,076 --> 01:14:49,986 Let's go get some frijoles! 1342 01:14:51,118 --> 01:14:52,698 - No, wait, I can't... - Come on! 1343 01:14:52,785 --> 01:14:54,235 No, I can't run in these! 1344 01:14:54,326 --> 01:14:56,366 Come on! 1345 01:14:56,910 --> 01:15:00,160 '"I am real!' said Alice, and began to cry. 1346 01:15:00,451 --> 01:15:02,087 '"You won't make yourself a bit realer 1347 01:15:02,287 --> 01:15:03,791 by crying, ' Tweedledee remarked: 1348 01:15:04,826 --> 01:15:06,696 ""There's nothing to cry about."" 1349 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,660 We'll finish this off tomorrow. 1350 01:15:11,743 --> 01:15:14,538 Daddy, what happens when you die? 1351 01:15:14,618 --> 01:15:16,948 Nothing. When you're dead, you're dead. 1352 01:15:17,451 --> 01:15:19,121 But isn't Mommy in heaven, Daddy? 1353 01:15:19,201 --> 01:15:21,038 No, she's not, darling. 1354 01:15:21,118 --> 01:15:24,408 What did I say? It's just darkness forever. 1355 01:15:24,576 --> 01:15:25,660 Now, run along and play. 1356 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,576 I have to speak to your Uncle Russell. 1357 01:15:31,951 --> 01:15:33,621 Growing up so quickly. 1358 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,330 So what are we gonna do about those two pricks? 1359 01:15:45,535 --> 01:15:47,535 They were fired today. 1360 01:15:47,618 --> 01:15:49,788 They are no longer serving police officers. 1361 01:15:49,868 --> 01:15:52,038 They are civilians. 1362 01:15:52,826 --> 01:15:54,446 The fuck does that mean? 1363 01:15:54,535 --> 01:15:55,985 It's over? 1364 01:15:56,076 --> 01:15:57,786 No, it's not over, Russell. 1365 01:15:58,201 --> 01:16:00,121 Now we're going to kill them. 1366 01:16:10,243 --> 01:16:11,953 You almost broke my fucking cock! 1367 01:16:12,910 --> 01:16:14,160 Can you break a cock? 1368 01:16:14,243 --> 01:16:16,203 Well, I mean, the fucking tendons. 1369 01:16:16,285 --> 01:16:18,075 You snapped the fucking tendons. 1370 01:16:35,410 --> 01:16:37,290 Well, I gotta take a break. 1371 01:16:38,285 --> 01:16:39,985 Ruminate. 1372 01:16:40,076 --> 01:16:41,286 Consider options. 1373 01:16:42,910 --> 01:16:44,160 I'm gonna miss it, though, you know? 1374 01:16:45,243 --> 01:16:48,163 - Like, I liked the structure. - The structure? 1375 01:16:49,285 --> 01:16:52,615 Maybe it's a good thing that we got out, you know? 1376 01:16:53,535 --> 01:16:55,155 Things were just getting a little too close to home 1377 01:16:55,243 --> 01:16:57,080 and, you know, when those things start to happen... 1378 01:16:57,160 --> 01:17:00,870 Yeah. I'm not sure how much longer you could've gotten away with it. 1379 01:17:01,868 --> 01:17:03,618 Especially with Terry. 1380 01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:07,240 Terry. 1381 01:17:07,701 --> 01:17:08,788 Hey, toro! 1382 01:17:15,285 --> 01:17:17,035 That's pretty fucking funny, huh? 1383 01:17:17,118 --> 01:17:18,538 Yeah, it's funny. 1384 01:17:18,618 --> 01:17:20,408 Yeah, you go, toro. 1385 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,040 That's pretty good, huh? 1386 01:17:27,076 --> 01:17:29,236 When you got beat up last night, 1387 01:17:30,743 --> 01:17:33,413 did that have anything to do with me? 1388 01:17:33,993 --> 01:17:36,203 Of course not. Why would it? 1389 01:17:37,118 --> 01:17:38,828 I know why she did it. 1390 01:17:39,951 --> 01:17:41,041 Who? 1391 01:17:42,201 --> 01:17:43,411 My mom. 1392 01:17:45,326 --> 01:17:47,326 I know why she stabbed my dad. 1393 01:17:50,326 --> 01:17:52,406 She found out what he'd done. 1394 01:17:54,660 --> 01:17:56,200 Well, what had he done? 1395 01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:04,990 Danny, what had he done? 1396 01:18:09,535 --> 01:18:11,865 He took me out to this place, 1397 01:18:11,951 --> 01:18:13,871 somewhere outside the city. 1398 01:18:15,076 --> 01:18:16,946 There were these people there. 1399 01:18:18,868 --> 01:18:20,488 They did things. 1400 01:18:21,118 --> 01:18:22,448 You know. 1401 01:18:26,993 --> 01:18:28,993 They filmed it as well. 1402 01:18:38,035 --> 01:18:39,115 Hmm. 1403 01:18:48,201 --> 01:18:50,371 And do you know the names of these people? 1404 01:18:52,951 --> 01:18:55,241 Yeah, I know their names. 1405 01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,490 Do you know why you're here, sir? 1406 01:20:51,493 --> 01:20:52,663 Go fuck yourself. 1407 01:20:54,493 --> 01:20:55,913 It's because I hate informers. 1408 01:20:57,243 --> 01:20:59,453 They have no honour. 1409 01:20:59,576 --> 01:21:01,326 They have no code. 1410 01:21:01,410 --> 01:21:02,490 Go fuck yourself. 1411 01:21:04,201 --> 01:21:06,871 This is the Lafayette sword. 1412 01:21:06,951 --> 01:21:09,081 From the Revolutionary War. 1413 01:21:09,243 --> 01:21:11,330 Yes, there was a revolution in the United States. 1414 01:21:11,410 --> 01:21:13,200 It's hard to believe, I know. 1415 01:21:13,951 --> 01:21:16,741 I stole it from a Masonic Lodge in Illinois. 1416 01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:23,160 Have you heard of the writer Yukio Mishima? 1417 01:21:24,826 --> 01:21:26,736 No, of course you haven't, you're Irish. 1418 01:21:26,826 --> 01:21:28,156 I was forgetting. 1419 01:21:28,243 --> 01:21:30,330 Anyway, in 1970, 1420 01:21:30,410 --> 01:21:33,450 Mishima attempted a coup on his native Japan. 1421 01:21:33,535 --> 01:21:36,405 The coup failed and Mishima committed seppuku, 1422 01:21:36,493 --> 01:21:39,293 or ritual disembowelment, if you prefer. 1423 01:21:40,368 --> 01:21:42,118 The second-in-command was supposed to behead him 1424 01:21:42,201 --> 01:21:44,629 at the culmination of the ritual but the poor 1425 01:21:44,829 --> 01:21:47,201 chap was so bloody nervous that he missed. 1426 01:21:49,993 --> 01:21:53,121 Mishima's bloody head was hanging off him, 1427 01:21:53,201 --> 01:21:54,661 quite literally. 1428 01:21:56,660 --> 01:21:59,120 Another chap had to step in to finish him off. 1429 01:22:01,576 --> 01:22:03,786 Let's hope I don't miss, eh? 1430 01:22:03,868 --> 01:22:06,868 Fucking Brits. You never know when to shut up. 1431 01:22:16,576 --> 01:22:17,736 Poor kid. 1432 01:22:18,951 --> 01:22:20,041 Yeah. 1433 01:22:21,743 --> 01:22:23,583 I've never killed anybody before. 1434 01:22:27,201 --> 01:22:28,791 Well, neither have I. 1435 01:22:30,535 --> 01:22:31,945 You know what they say. 1436 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:35,370 Always be open to new experiences. 1437 01:22:38,410 --> 01:22:42,580 I'll do this on my own. You don't have to get involved. 1438 01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:50,160 How come you always look out for me, Bob? 1439 01:22:52,660 --> 01:22:54,620 Because you're a good friend of mine. 1440 01:23:11,243 --> 01:23:13,043 I've got your money. 1441 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:20,200 You should be in bed. 1442 01:23:22,868 --> 01:23:24,538 Where's Lonesome Luke? 1443 01:23:26,910 --> 01:23:27,990 What? 1444 01:23:30,326 --> 01:23:33,076 I think he's gone to kill a whole bunch of people. 1445 01:23:39,410 --> 01:23:42,790 You know that in Somalia only men have gravestones? 1446 01:23:44,285 --> 01:23:47,535 Walt Whitman was buried without his brain. 1447 01:23:49,076 --> 01:23:51,536 Descartes was buried without his right hand. 1448 01:23:54,201 --> 01:23:58,121 So you never wonder who created this whole shebang? 1449 01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:00,615 No. 1450 01:24:02,201 --> 01:24:03,411 It's like 1451 01:24:04,410 --> 01:24:07,700 where does the universe begin and where does it end? 1452 01:24:07,785 --> 01:24:10,485 And if you can't tell me that, you can't tell me God doesn't exist. 1453 01:24:16,243 --> 01:24:18,371 But then again, Pythagoras believed 1454 01:24:18,451 --> 01:24:20,661 that after you're dead, 1455 01:24:20,743 --> 01:24:22,871 your soul goes into a fucking green bean. 1456 01:24:22,951 --> 01:24:24,041 So what do I know? 1457 01:25:03,035 --> 01:25:04,945 Oh, I love this car! 1458 01:25:05,118 --> 01:25:07,328 She's fucking indestructible. 1459 01:25:18,701 --> 01:25:20,661 Like I always say, Bob, 1460 01:25:20,743 --> 01:25:23,583 if it ain't broke, break it. 1461 01:25:50,493 --> 01:25:53,543 Detectives, good to see you again. 1462 01:25:55,118 --> 01:25:56,488 You like Westerns, right? 1463 01:26:06,410 --> 01:26:08,830 I don't have your $800,000. 1464 01:26:09,785 --> 01:26:11,615 I was never going to give it to you. 1465 01:26:12,576 --> 01:26:15,786 I thought I'd state that up front in the interest of full disclosure. 1466 01:26:15,951 --> 01:26:18,291 You're not, uh, so tough now, huh? 1467 01:26:18,951 --> 01:26:21,081 Without your motherfucking badge? 1468 01:26:21,285 --> 01:26:22,405 Hey, listen, man, 1469 01:26:22,576 --> 01:26:24,156 I know we don't see eye-to-eye, but... 1470 01:26:24,326 --> 01:26:26,076 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1471 01:26:27,201 --> 01:26:28,371 I'm fine. 1472 01:26:35,326 --> 01:26:38,736 I must say, you're taking this turn of events rather well. 1473 01:26:38,868 --> 01:26:41,118 We haven't come here for the money. 1474 01:26:41,201 --> 01:26:42,969 We don't care about the money any more. 1475 01:26:43,169 --> 01:26:43,541 Oh. 1476 01:26:44,076 --> 01:26:45,786 This is about Danny Reynard. 1477 01:26:48,076 --> 01:26:49,616 Danny Reynard. 1478 01:26:49,785 --> 01:26:50,945 Hmm. 1479 01:26:52,118 --> 01:26:55,618 I can't quite place the name. 1480 01:27:09,618 --> 01:27:11,368 You know, one day, 1481 01:27:11,451 --> 01:27:13,331 these students were taking a philosophy exam. 1482 01:27:13,493 --> 01:27:17,453 And at the start, the tutor grabs a chair, puts it on a desk 1483 01:27:17,535 --> 01:27:19,235 and says, "For your last test, 1484 01:27:20,493 --> 01:27:22,203 "prove this chair exists." 1485 01:27:22,326 --> 01:27:24,736 So everyone's scribbling away, 1486 01:27:25,368 --> 01:27:26,618 except one guy. 1487 01:27:26,701 --> 01:27:29,621 He writes two words, gets up, 1488 01:27:29,785 --> 01:27:32,445 hands his paper to the tutor, 1489 01:27:32,535 --> 01:27:34,195 leaves the class. 1490 01:27:34,285 --> 01:27:35,655 Tutor looks at it 1491 01:27:36,285 --> 01:27:37,825 and on it, it says, 1492 01:27:38,451 --> 01:27:39,831 "What chair?" 1493 01:27:47,660 --> 01:27:50,700 Well, that's certainly very... 1494 01:27:51,535 --> 01:27:52,615 Fuck! 1495 01:28:04,493 --> 01:28:05,703 Fuck! 1496 01:28:38,035 --> 01:28:39,115 Bob? 1497 01:28:46,326 --> 01:28:47,406 Bob? 1498 01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:05,080 I love bulletproof vests. 1499 01:29:06,868 --> 01:29:08,488 Let's go fuck these scumbags. 1500 01:29:35,576 --> 01:29:37,406 I killed your snitch. 1501 01:29:40,493 --> 01:29:42,623 I chopped his fucking head off! 1502 01:29:46,868 --> 01:29:47,948 Wait. 1503 01:29:50,618 --> 01:29:51,698 Don't... 1504 01:29:53,410 --> 01:29:55,580 I knew your last words would be shit. 1505 01:30:05,201 --> 01:30:06,291 All right. 1506 01:30:08,618 --> 01:30:09,868 All right, you made your point. 1507 01:30:15,785 --> 01:30:17,535 How much is this gonna cost me? 1508 01:30:17,826 --> 01:30:19,696 It's gonna cost you your life. 1509 01:30:21,535 --> 01:30:22,695 Nice line. 1510 01:30:34,368 --> 01:30:36,078 Well, that's a damn shame. 1511 01:30:37,493 --> 01:30:39,833 I kinda liked the guy, in a funny sort of way. 1512 01:30:39,951 --> 01:30:42,291 His hair was receding quite a bit. 1513 01:30:44,035 --> 01:30:45,695 His teeth are all fucked up. 1514 01:30:46,326 --> 01:30:47,406 What are you doing? 1515 01:30:47,535 --> 01:30:49,325 Well, we gotta give him a decent burial. 1516 01:30:50,701 --> 01:30:52,661 What are we, savages? 1517 01:30:52,785 --> 01:30:55,735 Thought you were, like, keeping him as a souvenir or something. 1518 01:30:57,201 --> 01:31:00,661 So that story about the philosophy exam and the chair. 1519 01:31:00,743 --> 01:31:02,493 What does that actually mean? 1520 01:31:02,993 --> 01:31:05,038 It's not supposed to mean anything. 1521 01:31:05,118 --> 01:31:06,868 It's like a Zen koan. 1522 01:31:06,951 --> 01:31:08,621 Just ponder on it. 1523 01:31:08,701 --> 01:31:10,161 Just ponder on it? 1524 01:31:10,243 --> 01:31:11,993 Yeah. I fucked it up, though. 1525 01:31:12,076 --> 01:31:15,786 I was supposed to say, "Prove the chair doesn't exist." 1526 01:31:17,035 --> 01:31:18,535 Ah! 1527 01:31:18,618 --> 01:31:20,368 So it doesn't exist, huh? 1528 01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:39,906 Man, that was some cold shit. 1529 01:32:14,243 --> 01:32:15,830 Wait, you going in? 1530 01:32:28,743 --> 01:32:30,373 So what's next, man? 1531 01:32:31,618 --> 01:32:33,368 I'm gonna live slow, 1532 01:32:33,451 --> 01:32:35,491 die old and leave an ugly-looking corpse. 1533 01:32:35,910 --> 01:32:37,080 What are you gonna do? 1534 01:32:38,451 --> 01:32:39,791 I don't know. 1535 01:32:41,076 --> 01:32:42,406 Something sedate. 1536 01:32:44,785 --> 01:32:46,575 You think you're capable of being sedate? 1537 01:32:47,993 --> 01:32:49,993 Well, Bob, it's like the Buddha once said... 1538 01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:52,200 You're quoting fucking Buddha now? 1539 01:32:52,285 --> 01:32:54,445 Do not dwell in the past, 1540 01:32:55,368 --> 01:32:57,198 do not dream of the future. 1541 01:32:57,951 --> 01:33:00,831 Concentrate the mind on the present moment. 1542 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:11,290 I love this song. 1543 01:33:12,451 --> 01:33:13,581 Great song. 1544 01:33:15,535 --> 01:33:16,615 Masterpiece. 1545 01:33:16,815 --> 01:33:33,815 Psagmeno.com Subtitles / Screenshots / Trailers 108476

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