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Ah, the phones of the '80s,
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kitschy, colorful and enormous.
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And my dad hated all of them.
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Especially when he couldn't
get through to the house.
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A busy signal?
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Oh, what kind of Chatty
Charlie is hogging the line?
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Piece of crap garbage children!
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If you met them, you'd know!
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But then we got
the cutting-edge tech
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that would end
the busy signal forever...
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Call waiting.
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I love you more than the
Cookie Monster loves cookies.
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Whoa, that's a lot.
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Is that your call waiting?
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Let me get rid of them.
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Goldbergs.
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And if this is for Barry,
he's instructed me to say "Wassup, girl."
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I've been calling for ten
minutes! Didn't you hear the beep?
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Oh, sorry, Dad.
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Put your mom on.
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Who knew there was
more than one kind of onion?
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Mom, Dad's calling, but make
it fast 'cause I'm talking to Brea!
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Just a sec, Schmoopie Poops.
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I'm adding some flavor
to my Swedish meatballs.
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Dad, it's gonna be a while.
Let me get back to Brea.
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No, no, no,
don't you do the click over.
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Ooh,
my finger's already in motion.
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Sorry, my love.
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My dumb dad was on the line.
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It's still me, moron!
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Whoops.
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Brea? Hey.
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Where'd he go?
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Please deposit ten cents.
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Fine! I'm gonna get
every onion there is!
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I will take away
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everything and
everyone you love forever!
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Too much club, sweetie.
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Well, then, fine!
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I'll throw your
bedroom into the ocean!
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Moving closer, but still a miss.
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All right,
I will remove all of your precious phones!
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Mom, talk to your husband.
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We need phones.
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What if there's a
medical emergency?
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There will be if you
don't move out of my way!
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Dad!
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Okay, Murray,
there's too much slack.
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It was November 18th,
1980-something,
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and the Jenkintown
Posse was back in action.
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Your lives may begin again!
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Your magnetic and
voluptuous leader has returned!
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JTP!
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JTP!
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Hmm, the place seems different.
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Where's all the sadness
and stench of a litter box
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even though there's no cat?
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Oh, Erica's been helping them
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spruce the place up.
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Mostly, it's just cleaning.
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Did you know that there was a
fireplace behind the gum wall?
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Okay,
emergency JTP announcements.
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One, I am now single
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and free to hang
around the clock.
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Two, turn this place back
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into the filthy hell I love.
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Dude, they can't live in a dump.
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They have girlfriends now.
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Oh, please!
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These loveless,
unlovable dummies
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don't have love in their
love-deprived lives.
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But we do.
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I met Beth when
she came in The Gap
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looking for a fitted
cable knit sweater,
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and she left with my heart.
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"Dear Penthouse letters,
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"I have a story
you'll never use."
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My special lady is Gwen.
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Her purity ring says no,
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but her anger at
her father says yes.
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Gwen sounds like
a poor man's Beth.
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I've recently begun a
dalliance with Laura.
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She embraces my nudist lifestyle
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but asks that I put a
towel down on her couch.
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Sounds like you guys got
a pretty good poker hand:
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three fives.
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Now let's go to the Wawa
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and play some
classic JTP smash ball.
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Is that where you
smash fruit with swords
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and tennis racquets,
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and the guy who works there
spends hours hosing it down?
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Erica knows her sports.
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Ah, we're gonna need a rain check,
man.
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We have a quadruple
date at Bennigan's.
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Our ladies like to day
drink in a funky atmosphere.
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But article nine
of the JTP bylaws
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states that all members
must heed the wishes
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of its most jacked leader. Me.
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I don't remember
signing off on that one.
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That's because
it was just added.
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The JTP Constitution
is a living document.
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Yeah, these rules seem to change
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based on your arbitrary whims.
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Naked Rob gets it.
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Now let's grab a weapon
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and smash some stuff.
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I call whatever this is!
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Ooh,
that's our decorative river cane.
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Let's... Let's leave that be.
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Now I'm angrier than
Gwen at her father.
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Damn it! I learned
her name. Let's move!
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While
Barry forced the JTP to hang,
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I was without a phone
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and forced to connect with
Brea the old-fashioned way...
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Pen and paper.
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"Brea, my light, my heart..."
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"is laid bare before you.
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"I give you all of me,
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"and in return I require nothing
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"but to see your smile,
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"more glorious
than any sunrise."
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Okay, Shakespeare we were not,
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but these were sweet nothings
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shared between
just the two of us.
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"My dearest sweet Adam..."
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"you are my sun and my moon."
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And apparently my mom.
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"Until our lips meet again,
I am lost.
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"I can't wait until we are
eternally bonded in marriage.
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"Man and wife."
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Oh, no!
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No!
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Murray,
turn off your best friend!
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We got a problem!
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Is that the electric bill?
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Because I told those kids,
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"Hey,
you don't open that refrigerator
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"until you know what you want!"
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It's Adam and
Brea's love letters.
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They're discussing marriage!
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They've only known
each other like a week.
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They've been
dating for over a year.
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She came to Miami with us.
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Ah! I know who
you're talking about.
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Big girl, like six feet,
blonde hair, 200 pounds,
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big wine-stain
birthmark on her face.
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No! And who is that?
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They're already tossing
around names for their children.
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They want to name
their son Cameron.
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My first instinct
is to do nothing.
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I'm gonna go with that.
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You're not shocked
by any of this?
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Nah. My first girlfriend?
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I told her I would die for her.
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We broke up a week later.
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Just found out she died.
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Nobody cares about your old,
dead trollops.
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I'm worried about Adam.
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My point is,
young couples say all sorts of dumb stuff.
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Well,
what if this isn't just stuff?
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This girl could be our future
daughter-in-law. We barely know her.
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We know her. Big girl with the
Gorbachev thing on her face.
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That's very specific.
Who are you thinking of?
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I don't know.
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But why are we on
the hook for all this?
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Call up her parents and let
them destroy young hearts.
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That's a great idea, Murray.
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Except we don't have
a phone to call them!
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So go down the street
and use the pay phone
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like I do to order calzones.
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Why am I the only
one with good ideas?
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As my mom thought
of ways to reach out to Brea's parents,
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the JTP were
returning to their roots.
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They sliced stuff.
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Pina colada!
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They crushed stuff.
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Ohh! Told ya!
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Then they blew stuff up.
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Whoo!
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That was bananas!
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Firecrackers and
wordplay! This is the best!
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Well. this seems like a
natural stopping point.
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I gotta boogie.
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You know how Erica gets when
I'm tardy. Yeah, I should go too.
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Same. Me too.
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But I have a long list of
other fun things to destroy.
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We love you, bud,
but our lovely ladies are waiting for us.
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Well,
I'm afraid you've given me no choice
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but to order you to break
up with your girlfriends.
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You can't do that.
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Oh, but I can.
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Tell Linda,
Essie and Ginzy it's over.
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Those aren't their names,
and we're not gonna do that.
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We like them a lot.
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More than me, your best friend?
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Well... It's not the same.
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Their hugs are different.
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Oh, get over here!
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There's not a lady
alive I can't out-hug.
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Bar, if anyone should understand
why we wanna spend time
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with our girlfriends, it's you.
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Yeah, you totally disappeared
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when you were
dating Ren and Lainey.
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Hmm. This all makes sense now.
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As long as you
have love in your life,
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you won't ever have time for me.
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Awesome. Your tone is ominous,
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but I'm glad we
could figure this out.
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Oh,
it's figured. It's figured but good.
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Hey,
get back here and clean this up!
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While Barry
cooked up a surprise for the JTP,
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I got a surprise visit
from my girlfriend's mom.
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Hey, Adam. Mrs. Bee?
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What are you doing
here in my home
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where my dubious family resides?
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You okay? You seem a
little startled to see me.
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Oh, not too startled, I hope.
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Adam
tends to get a leaky fuel line
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under the smallest
amount of pressure.
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What? We're talking oil and gas.
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Mom! It was one Fourth of July!
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I see. Uh, your mom invited me
over to get to know each other,
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and I already feel
like I know too much.
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Excuse us for a sec.
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Why is my girlfriend's mom here?
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Well,
you've been dating a long time,
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and you are her sun and moon.
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You read my letters!
Those are private!
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You should know that
nothing in this house is private.
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That's why I took the
doors off the bathrooms.
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You said the handyman
was painting them.
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No grandson of mine
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is gonna be named Cameron.
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We're also considering Joshua.
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I've already got your
kids' names picked out.
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The boys will be Eli,
Jacob and Samuel.
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And the twins will be
named Sasha and Lily.
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Five kids? Don't worry.
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I'll be there the
whole time to help out.
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I'm home!
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Doesn't mean it's the
start of a conversation.
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Dad! Put your pants back on!
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Vicki Bee is here!
The principal?
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No, Murray, I'm Brea's mom.
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It's nice to finally meet you.
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I'm sorry. I wish
somebody would've called
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and let me know I'd be
uncomfortable in my own home.
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We would have except
Murray got rid of all the phones.
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Because this moron was
constantly tying up the line,
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talking to his moron girlfriend!
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Whose mom is right here!
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Great,
we're practically family. Off they go.
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Yeah,
Mrs. Bee in my house was bound to be bad.
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But then the craziest
thing happened.
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She and my mom
became fast friends.
256
00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,516
I probably shouldn't
admit this but...
257
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:39,753
I took a teeny peek at one of
Adam and Brea's love letters.
258
00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,521
I read 'em all. Me too.
259
00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,123
It was a little upsetting.
260
00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,458
So tell me,
how do we pull the reins
261
00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,861
on their stupid,
misguided, teenage love?
262
00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,797
Maybe we talk to them as adults?
263
00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,264
Ooh, I got one.
264
00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,909
We trick them into
thinking that marriage
265
00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,669
is a faulty,
loveless institution
266
00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,005
that yields no permanent
joy or happiness.
267
00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,218
Oh, I've already done that.
268
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,273
Oh?
269
00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,542
Brea's dad and I went
through a nasty split.
270
00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:03,956
Wasdatnow? Yeah, we're divorced.
271
00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,357
Yep, back in the day,
272
00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,347
people were uncomfortable
with the "D" word.
273
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,250
Oh. Wow. My mom was
definitely one of them.
274
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,153
Truthfully, it ended up being
the best thing for everyone.
275
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:17,557
With that, my mom realized Mrs.
Bee's past might affect my future.
276
00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,793
So she did this.
277
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,729
Murray,
we've got to break up Adam and Brea!
278
00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:22,896
Damn right!
279
00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,832
That lady's way too old for him.
280
00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,775
My mom was
upset over the news of Vicki's divorce,
281
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:31,939
and my dad wasn't helping.
282
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,206
So this doesn't bother you?
283
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,808
She's divorced, big deal.
284
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,377
So you don't care about
Adam splitting with Brea
285
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,680
and only seeing his
children half the time?
286
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:43,917
So help me, if she takes those little
munchkins out of state, I will kidnap them!
287
00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,019
So you think Brea
will divorce Adam
288
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,721
just because her
mom is divorced?
289
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,590
Yes. Children repeat the
mistakes of their parents.
290
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,168
We have to stop Adam.
291
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,192
Stop me from doing what?
292
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,864
Oh, baby, sit down.
293
00:09:56,997 --> 00:10:00,701
We have some upsetting
news about Brea.
294
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,771
Brea's mother, Vicki...
295
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,072
is divorced.
296
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,885
What are you saying?
Divorced.
297
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,175
Still can't hear you.
298
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,977
Dee. Vorced. The Force?
299
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,578
Dee. Vorced. From Star Wars?
300
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,389
Divorced.
What are you saying?
301
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,684
Divorced! The woman is divorced!
302
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,418
Oh. Yeah, I know.
303
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,396
That harpy
told you about her broken marriage?
304
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,565
No, I kinda figured it out when
her dad lived in a different house.
305
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,591
Without his family?
306
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,559
Is he ever not smiling?
307
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,295
Adam, let me tell you a story.
308
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:31,598
No. I don't wanna hear how your
aunt's handyman's mom got divorced
309
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,332
and now she's living
in a giant soup can.
310
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,235
It was my manicurist's roof guy
311
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,570
who lost so much in his split
312
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:38,905
that they turned his water off
313
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,607
and he had to bathe in a lake.
314
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,443
Snapping turtles took his toes,
lips
315
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,412
and a nice chunk of one buttock,
316
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:48,181
and now he's got
to sit crotch down.
317
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,283
None of that happened
to any person.
318
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,619
I only bring this up
because you and Brea
319
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,487
have been discussing
your futures,
320
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,791
and I don't think that she
has the best role models.
321
00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,292
And what do I have?
322
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,328
No boundaries and no bottoms.
323
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,206
The kid's pretty clever. When's
he gonna get a girlfriend?
324
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,865
Adam, you need to listen to me!
325
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,267
Divorce is no laughing matter!
326
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,103
I don't want you to be
one of those sad sacks
327
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,505
who has to go on
dates in his thirties!
328
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:13,373
In his thirties!
329
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,808
Stop!
330
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,844
Divorce isn't
some horrible thing!
331
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,646
Just because Brea's mom is
doesn't mean it's inevitable for us.
332
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,815
Okay,
so you're not gonna listen to me.
333
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,117
Maybe you'll listen to one
of your esteemed heroes.
334
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,355
You think these
bozos are my heroes?
335
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,290
It's the best I could do.
336
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,983
Thank you for agreeing
to speak with us.
337
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,693
We didn't agree.
338
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,628
This is a hostage situation.
339
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,164
Well,
while we're waiting for help,
340
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,966
let's find out more
about you people.
341
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,168
I'd prefer to keep
my private life private.
342
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,803
Oh,
not me. I talked about my gout
343
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,181
on a sports call-in show this
morning. What do you want to know?
344
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,673
Dale, are you currently married?
345
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,142
Nope,
split as the pea soup I eat alone
346
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,643
in my bachelors-only building.
347
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,258
Your divorce must
have been difficult.
348
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,914
Actually, it was the best.
349
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,715
What? Yup. I was finally free
350
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,550
from the lies about
why our carpenter
351
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,352
was always wearing my bathrobe
352
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,588
or coming with me and
Gretchen on vacation.
353
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,856
Ignore him.
354
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,558
Ball, you're a tragic divorcee,
right?
355
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,261
Happily married for
thirty glorious years.
356
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,064
But you always seem
so bald and miserable.
357
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,742
This going how you
thought it was gonna go?
358
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,602
Fine. Surely you have
tragic tales of dating.
359
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,004
Au contraire.
360
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,206
The pool of unattached
older gals is deep.
361
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,508
Desperate,
widowed bitties want attention,
362
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,441
and I'm just the young
buck to give it to 'em.
363
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,979
Enough. No one cares if
Brea's mom is divorced.
364
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,015
Brea Bee's hot mom
is on the market?
365
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,625
Tell her I have most
of my original teeth.
366
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,685
Well,
excuse me for wanting to protect you.
367
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,581
Protect him from what? He's never
gonna do better than Brea Bee. Ever.
368
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,924
I mean, ever.
369
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,191
It's true.
370
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,960
We spend hours in
the teachers' lounge
371
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,662
trying to figure out how he
landed her in the first place.
372
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,156
My guess is she
got hit on the head
373
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,474
and it damaged
the part of her brain
374
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,234
that processes odd shapes.
375
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,869
This is starting
to feel personal.
376
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,838
It is. Ha!
377
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,249
While my mom's plan
to break up me and Brea broke down,
378
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,642
Barry was planning a
few breakups of his own,
379
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,178
one JTP member at a time.
380
00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,847
Good afternoon,
it's Matt Bradley.
381
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,357
Hi,
Matt Bradley, it's your girlfriend.
382
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,816
Beth? You sound weird.
383
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,417
You sound weird!
384
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,791
Which is one of the reasons
why I'm breaking up with you.
385
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:07,720
Don't look for answers.
386
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,089
Bye!
387
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,791
One down...
388
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,526
Three to go.
389
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,196
Yep,
he used every trick in the breakup book,
390
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,464
like the Dear John letter.
391
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,967
"Dear Rob, it's over.
392
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,469
"Sincerely,
Naked Rob's girlfriend.
393
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,237
"Don't look for answers."
394
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,238
ADULT
ADAM: The intimidating home-wrecker.
395
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,007
Andy Cogan? Yeah?
396
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,352
I'm your romantic rival,
and I have easily claimed your girlfriend.
397
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,611
What? But you're
a turtlenecked child!
398
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,890
A turtlenecked child with a
fresh twenty in his pocket!
399
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,482
What? Don't look for answers.
400
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,650
And for Geoff,
he straight-up lied.
401
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:38,824
Oh, hey, Barry. What's up?
402
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,354
Terrible news. I just
talked to my sister.
403
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,066
She said she doesn't
want to see you again.
404
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,824
Oh,
my God! What? Don't look for answers.
405
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,960
While Barry's lies
stunned the JTP,
406
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:50,263
my mom was about to
face a very angry Mrs. Bee.
407
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,899
Vicki! To what do I owe this...
408
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,500
Cut the crap, Beverly.
409
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,836
Did you tell Dale Woodburn that I
was single and ready to swingle?
410
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,006
Not in those words.
411
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,974
He just called and
asked me to be his date
412
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,010
to his cousin's
sobriety anniversary.
413
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,879
Meeting the family! Wow,
you move fast!
414
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,847
I'm not going anywhere with him!
415
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,283
Only one side of
his body sweats.
416
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,219
That's called
Harlequin syndrome.
417
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,987
It's a real nervous disorder.
418
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:17,090
And I would think you'd be more
sympathetic given your situation.
419
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,026
My situation?
420
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,860
Meaning I'm divorced?
421
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,862
Something you're clearly
not comfortable with.
422
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,465
I have no issue, zero,
423
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,110
with the fact that you are
divorced.
424
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,174
Then why can't you say it?
425
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,302
Please!
426
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,504
Give me a soap box
and a megaphone!
427
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,140
You are divorced.
428
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,075
Here's something I
have no problem saying:
429
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,509
you're crazy.
430
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,445
Your whole family is crazy!
431
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,014
How dare you? That is
something that you whisper!
432
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,016
Why? The whole
world should know.
433
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,085
Your husband doesn't wear pants.
434
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,487
And? And he threw
out all your phones.
435
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,657
And? And you dragged
your son to school
436
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,892
to scare him with the
marital woes of the faculty!
437
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,461
That's a good one.
438
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,063
Mom? What's going on?
439
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,931
Uh,
what's going on is we're leaving.
440
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,332
But... But... Let's go!
441
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,873
What. Did. You. Do?
442
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,376
Nothing!
443
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,811
She called our family
crazy for some reason.
444
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,580
For all the reasons!
445
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,083
It's well established you're a
mentally deranged crackpot!
446
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,251
Schmoo, don't be upset.
447
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,145
I'm just looking out
for your best interests.
448
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,421
Best interests?
449
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,922
I thought you read my letters.
450
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,192
Brea is my everything.
451
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,693
No one who really cared about me
452
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,528
would try to take that away.
453
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,797
While my
mom was divorced from reality,
454
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,500
Barry was ready to hang
with the newly-single JTP.
455
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,102
There they are.
456
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,604
I heard the news about
all four of your lovers
457
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,206
leaving you simultaneously.
458
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,441
But fear not,
I've come bearing gifts.
459
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,843
Yeah, Bar,
how exactly did you hear
460
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,154
about our girlfriends
dumping us?
461
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,913
You know, the campus grapevine.
462
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,848
General scuttlebutt.
463
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,684
While I do like to gab,
I think of myself as a listener.
464
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,620
Check it.
465
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,555
Used road flares, huh?
466
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,025
Dude, our ladies didn't
actually break up with us.
467
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,160
Denial. People don't
want to hear the truth,
468
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,929
but it's best to
accept it and move on.
469
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,764
Look Who's Talking.
470
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,866
It's a baby who's talking,
that's who.
471
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,301
Nice try, dumbass.
472
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,636
This is low even for you.
473
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,739
Geoff, you took this strumpet
back after what she did?
474
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,741
Barry, I didn't cheat on him!
475
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,777
Oh, don't play her games!
She knows what she did!
476
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,747
Barry, we know you're
behind this and we can prove it.
477
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,949
Sorry,
Barry. Even though this guy wears sandals,
478
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,083
he's quick like a rabbit.
479
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,318
I want my 20 dollars back.
480
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,087
Long gone, muchacho.
481
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,955
Like me. Enjoy whatever this is.
482
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,424
Fine! You got me.
483
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,760
Another Barry
prank for the ages.
484
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,396
First we laugh,
now we make up over Hawaiian pizza.
485
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,630
No, thanks.
486
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,466
This time you went too far, man.
487
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,868
Only because I wanted
to hang out with you guys.
488
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,871
And watch the romantic
ups and downs of a new mom
489
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,949
as seen through the
cynical eye of a talking baby.
490
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,775
Why would we want to
hang out with someone
491
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,277
who'd try to hurt us?
492
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,720
We're gonna go
be with our ladies.
493
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:52,845
See ya around, Big Tasty.
494
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:53,979
Come on.
495
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,081
Geoff, come on.
496
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,816
Wait!
497
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,591
Barry's attempts to free the JTP
498
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,884
from the bonds of their
girlfriends had been fruitless.
499
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,363
The same could not be said
about the Wawa parking lot.
500
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:13,300
Uch. That tastes
nothing like Sprite.
501
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,902
Thought I'd find ya here.
You playin' some smash ball?
502
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,271
I tried,
but I have no one to play with,
503
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,073
so I'm just eating the fruit.
504
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,718
Yeah, I see you munching on that
lime there. How's that treating you?
505
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,843
Not so good.
506
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,845
Neither are the
three grapefruits,
507
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,681
basket of blackberries,
six mushy plums, half a mango,
508
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,484
and something
called a jackfruit.
509
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,458
I'm starting to think the
seeds weren't edible.
510
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,226
Oh, no! Barry,
that is way too much fruit!
511
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,057
No, I deserve the terrible gas,
bloating,
512
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,669
and pins-and-needles feeling
in my feet. I'm a terrible friend.
513
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,028
I mean, it wasn't great.
514
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,874
Why can't you just
be happy for them?
515
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,234
I am.
516
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,068
I love those guys.
517
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,339
It's just they've always been
there when I needed them.
518
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,341
And for the first
time they're not.
519
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,909
That's not true. Bar,
haven't I always been there for you?
520
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,878
Yeah. Look,
you can still be a good friend
521
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,380
while being in a relationship.
522
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,048
What's the secret? No secret.
523
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,502
You just got to
work hard at both.
524
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,185
And always make
sure no one forgets
525
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,358
how much they mean to you.
526
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,813
Are you saying I
should go to them?
527
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,465
They're on a group date right
now at the mini golf course.
528
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,599
So maybe it can wait till...
529
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,000
I will go to them! Thank you,
Geoff.
530
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,394
And so Barry ran to his friends.
531
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,430
But my mom couldn't run from
how I really felt about my girlfriend.
532
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,564
Whatcha doing?
533
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,867
Torturing myself.
534
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,770
Adam writes that he will never love
anyone as much as he loves Brea.
535
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,439
You think he means it?
536
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,076
Yeah, right now he does, sure.
537
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,087
Well,
if he and Brea are in it for the long haul,
538
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,481
we've got some
awkward holidays ahead.
539
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,583
I offended Vicki Bee.
540
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,718
Well,
just call her and apologize.
541
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,620
How? We have no phone.
542
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,091
I missed having
something to slam.
543
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,426
Thanks.
544
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,263
But this is probably
something I should do in person.
545
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,475
Sometimes we
get so caught up in what's best
546
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,701
for the people we love,
we do crazy things.
547
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,369
Listen!
548
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,306
I need to say something,
but not to you guys.
549
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,073
To them, the girlfriends.
550
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,442
Yeah, Bar...
551
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,876
You three may not know it,
552
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,810
but you are the luckiest
ladies on the planet.
553
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,981
All right? Let me
give you some advice.
554
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,784
Cherish these men and
all that make them unique.
555
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,321
Like how irate Andy gets when
you use his tiny back scrubber.
556
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,788
Do you mean my toothbrush?
557
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,357
Accept them as they are.
558
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,490
Because if you don't...
559
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,594
You'll lose them.
560
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,630
And that's a terrible feeling.
561
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,299
Um, Barry,
these girls aren't their girlfriends.
562
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,600
What do you mean?
563
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,204
Okay.
564
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,005
Who remembers what I just said?
565
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,139
We all do.
566
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,744
JTP.
567
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,980
JTP!
568
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,125
Yeah, there's lots
of different ways to say you're sorry.
569
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,793
But when it comes from the heart,
that's all that matters.
570
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,818
Looking for Adam?
571
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,987
You, actually.
572
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,889
I want to apologize
for everything.
573
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,058
I have no right to judge you.
574
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,191
I'm sorry.
575
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,194
Thanks.
576
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:59,098
Look, I have a lot of big,
sometimes-stupid ideas
577
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,634
about what a traditional
family is supposed to be.
578
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:05,505
But you're a great mom.
579
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,741
You couldn't raise a girl as
amazing as Brea if you weren't.
580
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,177
Well,
Adam's not too bad himself.
581
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,813
My body made his body.
582
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,048
That's something someone
says to another person.
583
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,818
It's just, if our kids are
gonna be in each other's lives,
584
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,421
it would be nice if we could make it work,
too.
585
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,690
For our kids,
we'd both do anything.
586
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,926
Come on in.
587
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,496
That's the
thing. No family is perfect.
588
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,731
But it's our differences
that make us unique.
589
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:32,932
This makes me nervous.
590
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,867
I'm terrified.
591
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,346
And when you combine those
differences with a whole lot of love,
592
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,938
it goes a long way.
593
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,974
In the end,
that's what strengthens
594
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,043
all the relationships
in our lives,
595
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,745
no matter what,
596
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,515
'cause when you got people who
love and care and celebrate you,
597
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,682
it's a hole-in-one.
598
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,590
So, I'm here with the real Brea,
599
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,258
who you saw playing
her own mother.
600
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,060
Is it just weird
to play your own mother?
601
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,228
It's super weird.
602
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,196
You and Adam really did date
in high school.
603
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,299
Did you guys actually
write those letters?
604
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,700
It is true.
605
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,034
We did date during high school
606
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,671
and we wrote a lot of letters
to each other.
607
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,674
Now, I happen to have
an actual letter right here.
608
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,876
Oh, no.
"I feel like your soul
609
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,878
"and my soul have become one.
610
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,280
"When I'm not with you,
I feel like I'm dying.
611
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,316
"It's almost like
I need you to live."
612
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,118
I mean, that's normal, right?
613
00:21:27,444 --> 00:21:29,444
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