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Now that we've finished
clamping our stool

and the glue is set.
Let's move on to our table top.

We're gonna show you how to do
a dado head cut move today.

A dado is just a carpenter's
term for a groove cut into wood.

If you use the word "dado".
your wife will think you're intelligent.

- Right, Al?
- I'm not married, Tim.

If you use it in a conversation.
maybe you'll get lucky.

for cutting that dado, we're gonna be
using something that looks like this.

Here you go, Tim.

Thank you.

This is the Binford Mach Three
SuperPlunge Router.

A thing of beauty, isn't it?
Three horsepower motor.

variable electronic speed control
and an adjustable depth-stop system.

When using a router.
you wanna use a real steady hand.

You could use the guide arm
so it doesn't get away from you.

You don't always have to use
the guide arm if you have a steady hand.

- If you want a straight line, Tim.
- I've been doing this for years, all right?

Just hold the table, all right?

Start our cut.
Set your depth gauge and get going.

Perfect, Al.
Just does a good job of scrolling.

While Al cleans up
this deliberate mess of mine.

I'd like to welcome a new
family member to Tool Time.

Alpena. Michigan. Cold in the winter…

Pretty cold in the summer too, isn't it?

Kidding around with you.
It's channel 97 there on your cable box.

I'd like to give the folks
up there in Alpena -

Al, there you are - a Tool Time greeting.
What do you say, Al?

Come on, guys.

I'll tell ya…
That's about all for Tool Time today.

I'm Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor.
hoping that all your fasteners stay tight.

See you next time.

- Good show, Al.
- Yeah. Right, Tim.

I'm installing a satellite dish this Saturday.

You mean the one we used
on the show last week?

They almost gave it to me, demo cost.
Cost me nothing.

I'm happy for you, Tim.

I was hoping you could stop by Saturday.
maybe have lunch, help me put it up.

I was hoping
to have the weekend alone.

Kind of a private man time.

- Oh, good, Al.
- Yeah.

What time are you coming tomorrow
to help me put up my bookshelves?

- How about 9:00?
- Perfect. I'll see you then.

- Bye, Tim.
- See you, Lis.

That private man time?

She's a co-worker, Tim.
I think of her as a man.

That's why you're still single, Al.

Once we get that satellite dish on the roof.

run that co-ax cable down the wall. Mark.

run it through the house.
attach it to that TV set.

we are equipped to get 200 stations.

- 200 stations?
- Yeah.

Now it will take you 45 minutes to find out
there's nothing on you wanna watch.

Can you smell that?
That's diesel fumes. That's a turbo diesel.

That's 16 speeds. Tandem axle.
That's a delivery truck.

- You can smell all that?
- I sure can. Come on, help me out.

Go out and see
if that delivery truck's on the way.

I think our satellite dish is coming.
Let me know when it's in.

Great. You're a lifesaver.

No. Today is fine. Come right over.

Thank you so much.
I really appreciate this. OK. Bye-bye.

- Who was that?
- Rondall.

The teacher from that job search seminar
I've been taking.

- Why is he coming over here?
- Last Monday after class.

we were having coffee, and he said…

Time out, flag that play.

- You had coffee with Rondall?
- Yeah.

You didn't tell me about this coffee.

I'm sorry.
It was cream, mo sugars.

Was it coffee?
Or coffee and dancing?

Tim, don't be silly.
A few of us went out for coffee after class…

Safety in numbers thing.

Rondall said that if anybody needed any
extra help, we should give him a call.

So you sprinted right over
to the phone and called him?

Yes. He's gonna help me get my resume
in order for my job interview on Monday.

Giving up his whole day Saturday. That
guy must have a pretty understanding wife.

He's not married.

How'd you find that out?
During coffee?

No, while we were dancing.

- That's good.
- Tim, what is the matter with you?

- Don't you trust me?
- No, it's not trust. I'm just…

I'm just not sure a man would give up
a Saturday for a woman

unless he wanted something in return.

Tim, he's just a good guy.
He's helping me out.

Don't I recall you telling me that he was
this big, strapping, cute, hunk kinda guy?

- You know I never said that.
- Is he kinda cute?

I don't know.
Some people would say so.

Cuter than me?

Some people would say so.

- This is cool.
- Excellent.

That's true parabolic shape
for super-efficient reflectivity, men.

- Mr Taylor, will you sign this, please?
- Sure, man.

Oh, my God. This thing is huge.

How are you ever gonna
get that up on the roof?

That's why I have that pulley ratchet
system setup up there.

You're gonna put this up yourself?

Yeah, right.

Tim, what do you know
about installing a satellite dish?

It's simple.

Mount it, point it straight up.
Any man can do that.

Yeah, but…

it has to stay up longer
than ten seconds.

That must be Rondall.

Boys. look.
It's the dancing coffee drinker.

This interview is really important to me and
this guy's gonna help me. Please behave.

I promise I will be a perfect gentleman
the entire time he's here.

- How does this thing work. Dad?
- Use your imagination, if you will.

You look up there, there are
satellites orbiting the planet.

sucking up information
from every corner of the globe

and spitting it back down here
in this parabolic dish.

This is very dangerous, though, satellite
dishes, cos they have a pulse of their own.

If you don't watch out.
they can suck you into them.

Tim? Tim?

This is Rondall Kittleman.
Rondall, this is my husband Tim.

Hi, Tim.

These are my boys.
That's Randy, Mark and Brad.

- Hi, guys.
- I was…

I was just showing the kids
how scientific these… We just got this.

- Really? It's a beauty.
- Help me. Dad. It's sucking me in.

No, it's not.

I don't know where they get these ideas.

Come on, you guys, get outta here.

Mommy. look. I got a splinter.

Oh, honey. Let's get the tweezers
and we'll get that out.

Will you excuse me?
Just a minute.

Honey. I hope you realize
I'm gonna have to use the needle.

No.

- Jill's told me a lot about you. Ron.
- Rondall. It's Ron.., dall.

Great name.

- You know, you look familiar.
- Well, you've probably seen me on TV.

I got my own home improvement show.
Jill told you about it.

No, she didn't mention it.

Oh, no. Right, right.
Wait a minute, of course.

That's why you look familiar.
You got that little tool show on the cable.

We don't look at it as little
because we pick up a lot of cities.

- We just got Alpena.
- Yeah? Really?

Both sets?

Sorry. Just kidding you there, pal.

That's pretty funny. Rondall.

Do that thing you do on the show.
That barking sound.

It's really not barking.
It's more like a simian grunt.

Yeah, barking, grunting, whatever.
It's a very funny show.

- You're very funny on it.
- It's not all fun and games.

It's a home improvement show.
Basically what we do…

Well, but you're very funny on it.

Not like the other guy on the show.
The guy who knows everything.

Al. Al's my assistant.
He assists me.

- Everything's ready. Do you want to start?
- Sure.

I'd like to help you guys, but I'm gonna
finish up that satellite stuff.

- Can I take your coat?
- Thank you.

Your husband's putting up
a satellite dish?

Yeah. This afternoon.

- I hope you have some help.
- Don't need any help. Bondo.

- No. I'm gonna do it all by myself.
- Maybe you should call Al.

He really knows about all that stuff.

- Al is my assistant. He assists me.
- Yeah. I think you should listen to Jill.

When I had mine put in. I had a couple of
guys from Global View Satellites install it.

Did ya?

That must have cost
you a pretty penny?

You know, it was worth it
when you consider that

the installation requires
a precise calculation

of the declination angle of the dish
in relation to the equator.

Yeah.

The slightest deviation and the dish
is useless. Of course, you know that.

It goes without saying.

Tim, call Al.

Al is busy today.

The important thing right now
is that you get that dish up on the roof.

No problemo. Rondanello.

- Wilson? Wilson, you back there?
- Right here, good neighbor.

When you watch my show Tool Time.
do you think I'm funny?

I've got to be honest with you, Tim.
I've never seen the show.

- You've never seen my show?
- No.

- But I don't have a television.
- Everybody's got a TV.

Not me. I just use my imagination.

Watch the pictures inside my mind.

Cuts down on reruns then, doesn't it?

Not really, Tim. There's always déjà vu.

Right.

Tim. I got the feeling you got something
more on your mind than television.

Not really. Wilson.

It's just Jill is working on her rėsumė
with this guy, a know-it-all type.

He's trying to impress her.

That worries you?

I'm not jealous.
I'm the least jealous guy on earth, really.

Curious thing about jealousy.
Usually it stems from insecurity.

There's no insecurity here.
I can tell you that.

However much I'm not jealous.
I'm mice as much not insecure.

You should be secure, Tim.
You've got what every man dreams of.

Yeah. A satellite dish.

No, Tim. Three strapping boys.
a nice home, a loving wife.

You're so right, you know.

Jill and I share so many great things.

memories, great food - we love eating.
you know - laughter.

Nobody makes her laugh like I do.

What's so funny?
What are you laughing at?

It's nothing at all. Really.

Come on.
We always laugh around here.

- Come on. What's so funny?
- Well. OK.

There's a woman in our class
that was always asking questions…

- No, honey, that's not the funny part.
- Of course not.

So, anyway, one day Rondall
asked if there are any questions.

and the woman stands up
and forgets what she's gonna say.

I told you it's not funny.

I guess you had to be there.

I got to make some measurements for this
cable. Just pretend like I'm not here.

Listen. About this interview.

I was gonna wear this blue suit
with a plain white blouse.

- Is that just too blah?
- No. I like white. It's simple but it's classic.

It shows you're not a slave to trends.

What was that, Tim?

Nothing.
I was thinking about that joke.

"She didn't know what to say."

It just took me a while.

Anyway. Rondall, this jacket
has really big shoulder pads.

Should I take them out? They say wide
shoulders make your neck look geeky.

No. Wide shoulders
show that you bear responsibility.

Maybe we should just
get back to the rėsumė.

OK. I brought samples over.
which I left in the car.

I'll go get them. Be right back.

Tim, what was this?

I was shoveling manure.

You're not buying this crock?

I love this stuff.
Shoulder pads show strength and motion.

- Color just brighten your life.
- I know.

It sounds really stupid.
But the guy is a professional.

What is the matter with you?

What's the matter with me is I'm seeing
a guy in my house hitting on my wife.

- What?
- Come on.

Don't be so naive.
You see what's happening here?

No.

Guy's over here on Saturday.
drinking coffee, making you laugh.

Oh. God. You're right.

How could I have
missed something so obvious?

He's obviously just a great big
walking hormone.

You laugh. You make jokes.
I can smell testosterone right here.

And just a wee bit of estrogen thrown in.

- Tim.
- Look at this.

- Look.
- Tim, get out of there.

- That is his personal property.
- Look at this. Breath mints, cigarettes.

Now I've got it.
This is before.

This is after.

There may be a very good reason
for him to have breath mints.

Rondall may just have bad breath.

Actually. I don't.

I'm sorry. Sometimes when people smoke.
they have bad breath…

Would you excuse me for a minute?
I want to talk to Tim.

I haven't worked in a really long time.

I'm really nervous about my interview
on Monday. This guy is trying to help me.

This guy would be helping himself
to you if I wasn't here.

No chance of that. You haven't left us
alone for more than ten minutes.

- Is that what you want? Ten minutes?
- I just wanna finish my rėsumė.

All right. Excuse me.

I'll be up on the roof, completely out
of sight. You won't hear me all day.

I can't hear a thing.
I'll be up there all by myself.

Thank you.

I am so sorry for all the interruptions.

That's OK.
Maybe we can do this another time.

But my interview at
the Duncan Phillips Agency is on Monday.

OK. Well. Let's finish your rėsumė.

- We're almost done.
- Thank you.

- What time is your appointment?
- It's 2:00.

Why don't you and I
have lunch together?

Are you saying, lunch just you and me?
The two of us?

Of course not. I'm a good friend
of the VP in sales over there.

- You could join us before the interview.
- Great.

That would be a tremendous help.

When you put down your educational
information, make sure… I'm sorry.

I forgot my friend won't be back
from Cleveland on Monday.

But you and I could still get together.

You mean that we're
back to you and I alone together?

Jill, you know your husband's hanging
from the roof, spying on us.

No, he's not spying on us.
He's just hanging upside down.

He does that all the time.
to check things.

- I think he has a problem with me.
- No. He really likes you.

- Does he?
- Yeah.

I think he's a bit
uncomfortable with me.

I think it's because he's
sensing what I've been sensing.

- Which is what?
- You have been sending out signals.

Signals? What signals?

- You asked me out for coffee after class.
- No! That was just…

There were four of us.
You were way across the table.

Yeah, but every time I turn around from the
blackboard I see you staring into my eyes.

No, that's just paying attention.
That's a good thing.

I don't know why you're fighting it. Jill.

There's obviously something
happening between us.

I feel it. You feel it.
It's chemistry.

No. I flunked chemistry.

Jill, you're playing hard to get.
I love that.

No. I'm playing "no get."
I am a "no get" woman.

I'm a happy, married. "no get" woman.
with a wonderful husband.

There's Mr Wonderful now.

- Honey, are you all right?
- Just testing the safety line on this.

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

That's good. You're pretending to throw me
out because your husband can see us.

No. I'm really throwing you out.

Speak a little louder so he can hear you.

Here's you coat. There's the door.

That's a good touch with the jacket.
I like that.

Rondall, you want a signal?

Here is your signal.

I'm confused.
Does that mean we're not having lunch?

Get out.

- Jill. Come on out here, please.
- Tim. I don't believe it.

- I am so embarrassed. I feel like fool.
- Could you untangle that rope?

You were right. That slime came on to me.
He wanted me to have lunch with him.

Get him out here.

- No. I took care of it. I threw him out.
- Good for you.

- He said I was sending him signals.
- Jill, could you just untie this knot?

- I would never send signals.
- I know you wouldn't.

Let's talk about this another time.
My legs are numb.

I am so sorry.
I just never realized…

I'm a married woman.
I got three kids.

You're a beautiful,
intelligent, sexy woman.

He'd be a fool not to hit on you.

Oh, Tim. You're so sweet.

- Could you cut me down, please?
- No. I like you like this.

All right, settle in.
200 channels of family entertainment.

Seen it. Seen it. Seen that.

Seen it. Seen it. Seen it.

Will you slow down?
Let me have that thing.

- What's that?
- Sumo wrestling from Japan.

Seen it.

Now, that's better. Opera.

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